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1.13.12 DBD 10 Reasons Why Joe Starkey Rules the World

I was lying in bed the other night pondering the vagaries of life. "Life" I asked myself, "how can I have lost that bet?"

"Fire Starkey, you were cheated out of victory by that wretched intern." Life responded, "You won that bet at least 6 times. He tried to cheat you out of becoming CGB’s #1 Indian but after you thwarted his diabolical plans with proof of your Casino bloodline from 7 generations back, he had to get back at you this way."

"True story, Life, true story" and so because of this crap, we have the following list the "Top 10 reasons Joe Starkey is awesome" (or some shit- I don’t remember the exact wording but its close enough).

Number 10

When you search for "Joe Starkey, Cal radio, images" on Google, this popped up. So he has that going for him.

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Number 9

A recently uncovered audio tape was discovered with an odd conversation between Joe and Lee Grosscup. Apparently Joe and Lee troll the bars of San Francisco and when they see a potential hookup, they record the action. Here’s a written transcript from one fateful August evening:

Joe: Well, it’s a fine evening here in the City. Marco, our favorite bartender at Fuse, gave us a call that a bunch of his boys were on the prowl tonight and are heading over to Element.

Lee: Joe, I think this evening has tremendous potential. Why, I remember back in ’48 after a game where I used the "Utah pass", they call that the shovel pass these days but I invented it back in my college days, some of my teammates and I went squirrel hunting. It was a great time.

Joe: That’s great, Lee. I think I see our protagonists, Marco said it was 3 Indian guys but the leader is clearly Mexican. Check that, maybe not.

Lee: Joe, it’s important to remember that Mexicans use a lot of cheese in their cuisine.

Joe: The guy is checking out what appears to be a New Delhi 8.3. He’s made his SELECTIONNNNNNNN… Lee, can you explain what a New Delhi 8.3 is?

Lee: Joe, I have no idea. Did you know that my nickname is The Cupper?

Joe: Well, it looks like there are drinks stacking… THERE’S A FIRE! NEW DELHI 8.3! WHAT A BONANZA!

Lee: Joe, I’d qualify that as a…big…play. Coach Tedford defines a big play as a run of more than 15 yards and a pass of more than 20 yards. A burning Indian woman surely qualifies in there somewhere.

Joe: And with that we have to wrap it up. Final score, Fire 1 Mexican/Indian guy nothing!

Number 8

Also on the same search as number 10, this came up. YeaaaaaaHHHHHHH JOE! 54_medium

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Number 7

Joe is most definitely not Guy Fieri

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Number 6

It cannot be said the man doesn’t have a sense of style.

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Number 5

Handsome devil

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Number 4

According to Wikipedia, Joe briefly played football at Thornton Junior College! No idea where the fuck that is but hey, Joe Starkey, gridiron legend! Also per Wikipedia, his career was spent with the 49ers, apparently Cal wasn’t important enough to get its own section or mention that he called The Play.

Number 3

A different Joe with a message to boomtho.

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Number 2

Something called the Starkey Remix is on this album. No doubt Joe contributed. Icons_medium

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Number 1

I still get goose bumps every time I hear it

Poll
Joe Starkey...
Sexytime!
8 votes
It IS important to know that Mexicans use a lot of cheese in their cuisine
4 votes
That man needs some seersucker suit advice from Twist
7 votes
If only there was a face I could punch
5 votes
boomtho cheated, Fire Starkey CGB #1 Indian!
5 votes

29 votes | Poll has closed

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Apparently, India is the least friendly place in the world

"India is simply a minefield of relentless mental, emotional and practical daily challenges for most non-Indians," according to Denmark native Pia Mollback-Verbic, the director of a Mumbai-based qualitative market research firm who relocated there via the U.S. in 2007. "It’s nothing less than a riddling obstacle course, which only can be navigated with a healthy dose of humor, expansive capacity for patience, and tolerance for the illogical."

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:32 AM PST reply actions  

WINDIA!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds about right. Takes a special kind of person to make it in India.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe Starkey = American Hero

There should be a Starkey statue on campus.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 6:34 AM PST reply actions  

Just so long as the pigeons congregate there

Just sayin’.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

All fauna, including pigeons, should indeed worship Joe Starkey.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Red wine isn’t good for you?

A University of Connecticut researcher who studied the link between aging and a substance found in red wine has committed more than 100 acts of data fabrication and falsification, the university said Wednesday, throwing much of his work into doubt.

Dipak K. Das, who directed the university’s Cardiovascular Research Center, studied resveratrol, touted by a number of scientists and companies as a way to slow aging or remain healthy as people get older. Among his findings, according to a work promoted by the University of Connecticut in 2007, was that “the pulp of grapes is as heart-healthy as the skin, even though the antioxidant properties differ.”

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 AM PST reply actions  

No, red wine is AWESOME for you.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Pot is good for your lung capacity? (Someone concluded that from reading the paper posted the other day.)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

SCIENCE

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Dietary advice FTW!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

So long as you’re not stfu fatty or a diabetic, that is.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

?

Not that I’m going to believe the studies saying that it’s beneficial, but red wine is not different for diabetics.

Port wine, on the other hand…

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Red wine still has a lot of sugar and calories. It ain’t a diet drink.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

and it has those damn tannins which frickin’ keep me awake (I originally had “keep me up” but I realized that would be way too open to interpretation)… i loves me my pinot noir but i always know i will not have a good night’s sleep that night (maybe i should stop after two bottles…)

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Try finding a white wine you enjoy as much. The darker the alcohol, the more congeners it contains. The more congeners, the worse the hangover.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

then why does tequila give me a wayyyy worse hangover than whiskey?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 8:46 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

because whiskey is awesome

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 8:48 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Because tequila makes you do things that no other booze can do.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Like celebrate the Rose Bowl?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Like vomit uncontrollably?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the reason you don’t sleep well after wine (or liquor) is because alcohol disrupts your normal sleep patterns. You might fall asleep easier (depending on the individual), but spend more time in shallow sleep, not deep(restful) sleep. And your sleep cycle doesn’t last as long (hiyo), which makes you prone to wake up more frequently.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

and

the natural side effect of extra liquid intake before bedtime. LOL OLD MEN

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Laugh now, whippersnapper

If you’re lucky enough, you’ll join us vintage humans.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I was reporting the effects. At this rate in 10 more years I’ll probably need to sleep on the tub.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I also remember hearing something like this, and thus I believe I have kod’s back.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew that “Men of CGB” calendar was a bad idea.

(Note: Decided not to say “would come back to bite me.”)

(Note #2: Period is correctly placed inside of quote mark. Suckit atoms.)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

OH SHIT, GRAMMAR THROWDOWN IN THE DBD!

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

If you didn’t want me to enjoy your photos, you shouldn’t have had them done professionally.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

enjoy

???

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Your turn, CALumbus Bear! JOIN THE CALENDAR!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how I would feel knowing that you are “enjoying” my photos. Perv.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I simply mean that I’m objectifying men, not … anything else… yet.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

HEY! We’re not objects!

We’re dumb pieces of meat…with feelings!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You tell ‘em Kod! But while you’re doing that, can you mow my lawn with your shirt off? K, thx

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s that? You need your car washed?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d love my car washed, you’re such a dear for asking. And he’s $50 for your trouble. Now you be sure to take your time!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you make sure he vacuums the interior as well? That’d be a big help, thanks.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

good point, you really have to get down into the interior of the car. I think you can only get to those by bending over. No, bend a little farther… Yep, just keep doing that.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

So… lots of bending over then?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, please. and here’s another $20.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

In dollah dollah bills ya?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

while we’re objectifying the help, can we got a hot nanny? it only seems fair.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

A Swedish one, perhaps

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

this seems fair.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

When he is done with that, can you have him come over here and write up the Block U Q+A post for me. Thanks.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

But that would get in the way of my DBDing.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

NO BLOCK U!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm…Well, okay. But I have to warn you. I’m really clumsy. I keep dropping things and have to…pick…them…up….slowly.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

nice.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s neither correct nor incorrect. BTW we saw your dad last night. He’s remarkably ambulatory for being related to you…

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

btw, everytime I see Kodiak’s Dad, I immediately look around for someone hobbling nearby. And then I say to myself “Where the F is Kodiak! I need to meet that guy!”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

If not for the recent plantar fasciitis issues, I would have taken Little K to some of the home games.

I’m still going to CGB bball night in a couple of weeks. Where should we grab pre-game drinks?

It was going to be Raleigh’s, but now we’re thinking of The Bear’s Lair. I looked into getting a room at Haas – no go. And the CAA is already hosting a hoop’s party, so their facility is in use.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Should we crash the CAA hoops party. And then ask if we just have the free food. PWEASE!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t you the one with the contacts there?

Hook us up!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Raleigh’s it is then!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Would it be considered bad form to bbq where Raleigh’s used to be?

It’s open space now, right?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody died, so I think you should be fine.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bring the matches.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

They barely let me crash the parties (have done it in the past, tho). I’m not sure what’d happen if I brought 30 friends with me.

This would be like the time I cut in line for tix to see Bill Clinton and brought like 30 people (INCLUDING RAGS). We cut with ASUC Prez Wally Adayemo’s Chief Of Staff, so then the rumor was “PREZ LETS PEOPLE CUT IN LINE AT CLINTON SPEECH.”

He had to write an oped dealie about how he was the FIRST to call the police to deal with those NASTY cutters!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, thanks for letting me cut, dude. That line was crazy.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

You have plantar fasciities too?? In addition to your hip issues? I mean, I guess it’s not surprising, but damn.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, the hip is actually doing really well – no pain and I have better flexibility and range of motion than before.

The problem is that after over a year with cane/crutches, the muscles in my feet, arches, and calves have atrophied. Now that my PT wants me to try walking, doing elliptical work, and steps, my feet decided to get all p!ssy. I might have overdone it by taking the girls to the park a couple of weeks ago.

So, my feet are now mummified with tape and I’m under orders to rest my stupid *ss for a week. Hopefully, they’ll calm down and I can slowly get back to my exercises.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, it’s been a year already? Man. I hope you’re able to go to the game on the 29th!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And you do look like him as well.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

*Kodiak does

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Mildly spooky. His injury status is arguably worse than mine. He doesn’t have cartilage in his knee or shoulder because he spent years playing through soreness.

Between the two of us, we have one somewhat functional body.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Spent years playing… what?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Tennis.

He used to go ride the bike or run on the treadmill, then play tennis for a couple of hours with his friends. Afterwards, he’d lift weights with improper form.

Did this twice a week for years. He was sort of a machine. When his knee and shoulder started hurting, he just popped more naproxen. By the time he finally got x-rays, the cartilage was adios.

Kind of a wake-up call for me to get some of these injuries checked sooner rather than later.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying the lunacy is inherited, then…

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose I shouldn’t tell you that my grandfather had both hips replaced.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

With armored tank treads?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He was in charge of fixing/driving tanks during WWII.

But I’ve never heard him talk about Cybertron, forming blazing swords, or being assimilated.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not surprising. It’d also not be surprising if he continued undertaking an activity that contributed to the deterioration of his hips out of pure stubbornness.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I was pointing out the hangover effects of darker alcohols as opposed to not sleeping well through the night. But yes, that is true about it disrupting natural/normal sleep patterns.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Solution

Drink regularly.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Alcohol is a sleep disruptor

I know so from personal experience. I also know that while I enjoy many red wines, I must be judicious in my intake and that I’m gonna have to cut back on all of my alcohol intake if I’m going to live to be 80.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

I thought I remembered reading this somewhere and it would explain waking up in the night after nodding off too early, I guess.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

i am pretty sure it’s the tannins… but i really don’t care enough to research it further.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

Me neither as it would take valuable time away from drinkginggg…zzzzzzzz

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

There hasn’t been much research in this area, but it doesn’t appear that limiting food and beverages with tannins may help with insomnia.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

(I originally had "keep me up" but I realized that would be way too open to interpretation)

Good, good, the DBD is changing you.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely think you should stop after two bottles if you want to get some sleep. And avoid a raucous hangover the next morning.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I also think you should stop after TWO BOTTLES.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Carlo Rossi says

you can’t drink just one!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying to figure out how the heck you even drink two bottles without passing out or dying.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Taking a sip and immediately yacking? I’ve gotten to that point of inebriation before when I was a wee lad.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a ridiculously high tolerance for alcohol, which might explain why in inhibits my sleep ;-)

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

That was the standard per person amount for dinner in the early 1800’s. Or course the wines were 11% alcohol, not 14%, but that’s what any good hostess planned for. Oh and Port afterward, followed by brandy, of course.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re livers must have been made of IRON.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

WHO ARE LIVERS?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

oh f*, I have to give back my degree now.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Not only that, you would start the day with coffee and beer for breakfast, have a lighter white wine or Rose with lunch; so yeah, they worked that liver hard.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

and old age was considered 50

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

True, but the life expectancy (for the wealthy) wasn’t that much different than now, IF (and it’s a big if) you didn’t catch anything fatal.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Small beer, right? Oh, wait, you said 1800s.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct, and sanitation being what it was then, safer than water.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. I had read about the midday and evening boozing.

But coffee and beer for breakfast is a new one. I wonder if I’d be less cranky with my first patients of the day…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

not sure they’d be cool with a coffee-beer flavored burp, Kod

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I wear a face-mask. Cooties out, odors in.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop making little girls cry.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

If I cover my entire face, I can’t see.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 1:01 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

small beer

is a barely-alcoholic pour-off from mash at the beginning of the brewing process, just enough alcohol to kill the germs. Fun for the whole family in medieval Europe!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Book Recommendation!

A few years back I read a book called The Invention of Air. It wasn’t the best book in the world, but it was a fascinating history of Joseph Priestley, an 18th century inventor and friend of many founding fathers. He goes into detail about the switch from small beer to coffee. I enjoyed it.

Link.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

Four Loko for hipsters!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Kona brewing isn’t even the best beer on the island, let alone hawaii. It is passable, however.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

When I tried that once, I was surprised that I didn’t hate it.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i lurvvv that porter

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you tried the creme brulee stout?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i have not, worth it?

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Obsidian Stout from Deschutes is amazing.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

not a huge fan of stout beers but down to try. i do love me some mirrors pond from deschutes though.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm, Beta Lounge and their $3 pints from 4-9.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

inb4 spazzy’s OH MY Z comment

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like it

But that’s because I don’t like coffee. People who do like coffee, like sweetness in their beer, and aren’t lactose intolerant (actually, I’m not sure if this will set anything off, but they do use “milk enzymes” in it) will probably enjoy it.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

People who do like coffee, like sweetness in their beer

Absolutely false. I live on coffee and do not like sweet beer.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a list of criteria!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

YOUR FACE IS A LIST OF CRITERIA

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Your mom is a list of criteria

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, Rishi’s mom seems to be the criteria, huh?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t talk about my mom.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Your mom didn’t have a list of criteria, amirite?

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 1:05 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

At least she blatantly didn’t try to exclude you. That was straight up cold.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hey, I qualified my statement! Also, the creme brulee stout shouldn’t be served that cold.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Cold like your heart

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No heart FTW!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No heart, no pants.

This is the worst FNL episode ever.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

SAY ONE MORE BAD THING ABOUT FNL

i’ll cut you, i swear to god…

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not even about football!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

SO WHAT

it’s an amazing character driven show…

did you watch kuch kuch hota hai for the basketball scene?! [is that the one with the basketball scene?]

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But the movie is called Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, not Kabhi Basket Kabhie Ball

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, don’t care enough to discuss tbh. it’s a great show and it’s your loss!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

GREAT SUCCESS!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a bottle of this in my fridge. Would I like it?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

NETHERLANDS!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

how different are coffee stouts from porters??

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porter_(beer)

The history and development of stout and porter are intertwined.3 The name “stout” for a dark beer is believed to have come about because a strong porter may be called “Extra Porter” or “Double Porter” or “Stout Porter”. The term “Stout Porter” would later be shortened to just “Stout”. For example, Guinness Extra Stout was originally called “Extra Superior Porter” and was only given the name Extra Stout in 1840.4

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, gracias. because in my mind i was doing guinness + coffee and was getting to a porter.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I have!

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you guys like it, or were you just drinking it to be polite?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We liked it. However, if we were just drinking it to be polite, don’t you think I would have to give you the same answer?

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You can be way harsh on teh interwebz, didn’t you know?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a bit older than most on here. Let me try again to be like you kids:
TEH BEER SUCKED AND WAS SHITTIE LOL

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Brb

Crying in the men’s room

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

if you see twist, don't mind him

it’s just him reliving his wedding night

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, relieving, amirite!?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOO! Not in the men’s room in Dwinelle!

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

days late reading this DBD, but this subthread made me almost LOL at work. nicely done, everyone.

by the federer express on Jan 17, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the contaminated water they were drinking otherwise would have been even worse!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I think people just died at 40 so they didn’t have time to crap out.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Weren’t the bottles smaller?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so, but not something I’ve researched.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I read that Thomas Jefferson went through an inhuman amount of wine at Monticello. Like twenty thousand bottles per year or something unsane like that.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Of come on, he had lots of friends to entertain. And if you get a chance, go there. My favorite president’s house – much better than Mt. Vernon.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been there.

Twenty thousand bottles per year = 54 bottles per night EVERY night.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe bottles were smaller back then

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope that the “bottles” are just a unit of measurement here… bottling that much wine would be a titanic undertaking only to open 54 per day.

I don’t know when wine bottles came into common use here, but if they were tippling that much they must have moved it in barrels.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

He hosted parties of 60 every night? His servents/slaves were getting sloshed just to deal with him?

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

/goats/chickens/certain types of rocks…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm… some were whites, no doubt. Say 25%, for luncheons, so 40 or so for you and your nineteen friends (2 per head) per night. And what about the Balls? That would consume a lot. And some were no doubt brandy as well. See, it all goes so quickly.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Modern life needs more Balls. what?

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Well lookit Mr. 18th century Anglo aristocrat!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

*18th-19th

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice work if you can get it.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I never knew

Monticello is a UNESCO heritage site, and now I’m sad I never made it there when I lived in the east.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. He was remarkably productive for evidently being perpetually sloshed.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It makes you wonder what he was really trying to say in the Declaration of Independence.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You pace yourself.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm so confused

Red wine actually has less sugar than white wine…

Diabetics are supposed to refrain from more than one serving of alcohol, to my knowledge, since excessive alcohol can cause hypoglycemia, but while it’s not good for diabetes (unless those studies are right), it’s also not on the list of “do not drink if you’re diabetic” (while, for instance, soda and even orange juice would be on that list)

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, it has less sugar than other things. How about this: unless you’re (and I think YOU are) very fit and thin, whatever benefits there are in the antioxidants/resveratrol are outweighed by the additional sugar intake.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, fair enough

I think the line of thinking is “Well, I’m drinking an alcoholic beverage anyway. Instead of a mixed drink or a beer, I’ll have red wine” And thus, you do get the benefits from the red wine

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

that makes some sense

I just think all the “red wine is good for you” is pretty overblown. Especially if you have a person who starts drinking solely for the “benefits” and thus incurs a marginal additional risk of alcoholism, which is why advice from places like the Mayo Clinic is hedged a bit. Tough to overcome the wine industry press (and funding) though.

Also, I guess I won’t be taking resveratrol pills anymore, from that article…

While researchers haven’t found any harm in taking resveratrol supplements, most of the resveratrol in the supplements can’t be absorbed by your body.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, if you enjoy the taste of red wine with your pasta, by all means, have a glass a couple nights a week and you will enjoy the benefits, along with the taste.

So, yes, we agree.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

brb setting up barolo IV drip based on Rishi’s medical advice.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

This is science I can support!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

red wine makes you awesome

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by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

ummm, hello TANNINS!! Someone didn’t see The Birdcage.

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Amanda Seyfried gettin’ nekkid?

"Mamma Mia!" star Amanda Seyfried is set to give fans an eyeful in her Linda Lovelace biopic – the film’s producer insists the actress will be stripping off for full-frontal nude scenes.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:38 AM PST reply actions  

I read it for the articles

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

The actress will appear alongside Peter Sarsgaard in the film, while Demi Moore recently signed on to portray feminist Gloria Steinem.

Someone got a Hollywood upgrade.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

with or without Julianne Moore this time?

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by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharks victorious!

Logan Couture and Brad Winchester scored and Antti Niemi made 24 saves for his second shutout of the season in the San Jose Sharks’ 2-0 victory over the Winnipeg Jets on Thursday.

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SHARKS!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sing glorious!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Bear Men win fugly

Cal managed to stay undefeated in a dozen games at Haas Pavilion this season with a hard-earned 57-50 victory over Colorado on Thursday night that was not decided until the final minute.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 AM PST reply actions  

All I read was “Bear” and “Win”.

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

All I read was Bare and Win

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

MBB wins:


BERKELEY, Calif. (AP) – Harper Kamp hasn’t had to do much scoring for California this season. Still, the Golden Bears feel pretty confident leaning on their big man when necessary.

Kamp had his most productive night offensively in nearly two months and provided just enough of a lift with 14 points, including a critical baseline layup with 49.7 seconds left to help lift Cal to a 57-50 win over Colorado on Thursday night.

“It was just a matter of me going out with a little more confidence and having confidence in my jumper,” said Kamp, who added eight rebounds and two assists. “I’ve been having my struggles here and there. I just had to focus and help the team any way I could.”

Kamp’s night coincided with a ragged performance from the Bears two leading scorers.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Report from my friend that had courtside seats last night:

towards the beginning of the second half, we could hear Cobbs yell at Crabbe “Just shoot the fucking ball Allan!”

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL we were all thinking the same.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL. Love it. THAT’s a point guard running the team right there!

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The best part about last night was seeing fiatlux on the court leading a cheer.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Did he show up MicMan13?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I would never do that. I do not believe micman13 was there.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

MICMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

rec rec rec rec rec

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Thatd be so funny. To have a skit liek that.

Dueling micmans!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

She had good energy, but she just wasn’t loud enough.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Boy if I had a nickel every time…

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle!!! I just sincerely laughed out loud on that.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I think she has potential, but I actually thinks she needs more energy… and they need to “own” the space. Big big. Maybe this is my old Broadway training, but you gotta play to the back row.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Broadway training?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

a little self inside joke.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, they should spend some time on showmanship. That would improve the experience for everyone (and honestly everyone should, even for PowerPoint presentations).

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, they should dress like 1930s carnival barkers.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

“Sooooooo, does anyone know how are sales figures are?

Do you? (whispers)
You? (points)
How about you? (piercing stare)

They. Are. (dramatic pause) DOWN!

And do you know how we’re going to fix them?

Is the answer in these? (picks up binder)
Over there?(points at computer)
Or in here? (puts hand over heart)

That’s. Right. YOU’RE ALL FIRED!!!"

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

MicMan13 is a dude, I believe. Based on his avatar.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

he is a dude, he is the little guy.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of cheers

Is it just me, or do we need a couple of new ones to add to the arsenal?

We have:

1-2-3 Go Bears!
CAL-ih-FORN-ya [clap-clap-clapclapclap]
Gimme a C!
Hey, Alumni, GO! (which sadly we only used once, at the end, and it we had to stop it quickly because Crabbe was about to shoot a free throw)

Bear Territory is really only for AFTER we win the game… So really it was just 1-2-3 Go Bears, Cal-i-forn-ia, and Gimme a C for most of the game, and while those are quality, it’d be nice to have a couple of others to mix in.

Since I’m complaining about it, I’ll toss out a couple of suggestions, but feel free to add your own.

How about:

“Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!!!!” (I think it’d be great to have the student section do this one, especially at the beginning and ends of games) and maybe we can mix it with Who’s gonna win? WE’RE GONNA WIN, so it’d be like:

Whose domicile?
OUR DOMICILE!!
Who’s gonna win?
WE’RE GONNA WIN!!
(repeated)

“STUR-dee GOL-den BEARS!” (I’m imagining like a five-beat accentuated on 1-3-5)

Anyone else want to try coming up with chants?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

mixed in with a few

ecke-ecke-ecke-pKONG-zWEE-boings

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

lol Google Translate says
O Lord Jesus Pie
Grant them rest

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

O Lord Jesus Pie

Twist wouldn’t take you up on that, even if you left the ice cream off.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

CALLBACK

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

win

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

that second one

sucks.

Where’s “That’s alright, that’s OK, they’re going to work for us someday!”?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes it out like we’re gonna lose, though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This was not a shortcoming when I was in school.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Me neither, but I want to change the culture.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't catch it on TV

But was following the game cast while watching the Dubbers on TNT.

Goochie went 2-17 and Crabbe 2-9 and we won!? That’s so awesome. I hope we curb stomp Utah and build some confidence for a tough game in Seattle.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Heyyyy ladiessssssss?!? Get funky!

After trailing by 12 points with 12 minutes left in the game, the California Golden Bears went on a 17-0 run in the final seven minutes of Thursday’s game in Boulder to earn a 68-55 victory over the Colorado Buffaloes. Layshia Clarendon led the comeback with 12 second-half points.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:41 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

College football playoff coming?

NCAA President Mark Emmert would support a four-team playoff in college football — as long as the field doesn’t grow.

After giving his annual state of the association speech Thursday in Indianapolis, Emmert acknowledged he would back a small playoff if that’s what Bowl Championship Series officials decide to adopt.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:42 AM PST reply actions  

The field won't grow

If you use artificial turf!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Doesn’t antibiotic-resistant staph colonies count as growth?

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You might want to get that checked out :P

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The doctor said it was just an inner thigh infection.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

if that’s what Bowl Championship Series officials decide to adopt.

Why would BCS officials decide to adopt that? Don’t they make hella monies in the current system?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, they might make more if ad one more game.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Why adopt? They should just screw each other the way they’ve been screwing us, and they can birth their own.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Emmert should resign now

FBS football playoffs will be disaster for the student athletes. 12 regular season games + conference championship games + bowl games = 14 games for many FBS football players.

More games does not support their academic pursuits; it does support the bottom line, though. No wonder the charge has been made that student-athletes are little more than indentured labor.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

they “make” $50k a year, in some cases.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re referring to their scholarship? Counting that as earned income is a little aggressive don’t you think? The marginal cost of an extra student at a university certainly isn’t $50K. In fact, it’s pretty close to $0.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

ok, i didn't express what i was trying to say

comparing them to indentured labor isn’t exactly fair because they’re receiving an education, room and board, access to top notch doctors etc. while i actually think they deserve a stipend / some share of revenue, the “indentured” labor comment takes it a bit too far.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it really?

What do they get besides an opportunity to receive an education (limited by their commitment to the team), room, and board? We all know about certain notable exceptions *cough*Lew Alcindor*cough*Reggie Bush*cough*Eric Dickerson*cough* and on and on.

But that’s not the case for the majority of NCAA athletes or even FBS football players.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

What do they get besides an opportunity to receive an education (limited by their commitment to the team), room, and board?

that is a pretty fucking big deal. how many athletes wouldn’t go to college without athletic scholarships?

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, I think that you have to admit that it IS so popular BECAUSE its a great opportunity. Individuals make decisions in their own best interest (mostly, some are dumb).

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, $200,000 isn’t chump change.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see what happens after this anti-trust litigation (I think it’s still ongoing, right?) As I see it, the NCAA’s primary laborers are demanding better compensation. The NCAA will eventually have to bend under the pressure.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s easy to overstate. Let’s say you have 85 scholarship students. Your football program pulls in maybe $65 million a year. You’ve got 1 head coach, 9 assistant coaches, 2 graduate assistants… let’s say for the sake of argument that’s in the region of $7 million in salaries for a top-end program. Let’s assume further that the cost of keeping a football player at a private university (housing, tuition, food, stipend) is another $62 k / year / player, which is $5.25 million assuming that you have to redirect the money from the football program to the other cost centers. That still leaves nearly $50 million that goes to facilities, strength coaches, tutors, and then whatever all else the Athletic Department chooses to spend it on, without even touching any donations.

So all things being equal, if I were a college football player at a major program and my benefits equated to less than 0.1% of the revenue, I’d start to wonder where all my expropriated value was going. That doesn’t mean that I’m proposing straight revenue sharing, but major programs really are raking it in… and the only benefit of the “student athlete” mythos is to keep some pretense of a level financial playing field for FBS teams that don’t have as much revenue.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

For many schools, a lot of that money is going to volleyball and track & field and such. And I’d expect that, if you’re calculating the total value received by these players, you’d have to factor in such things as facilities, tutors, strength coaches, all of which they get to take advantage of, and none of which are available to the general student population.

Also, and I have no citations to back this up, but I’ve read that only something like the top 10% of athletic departments actually come out in the black, even accounting for donations.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

a lot of that money is going to volleyball and track & field and such

Agreed – and that’s fair enough. I’m not in favor of all college football teams becoming syndicalist collectives, but a lot of people get a lot of benefit from that revenue and even if you factor in:

facilities, tutors, strength coaches

you could argue that there’s still a lot of money left that doesn’t benefit the players.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think 65mil is on the super high end.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s roughly what SC has been pulling in for the last few years, but I couldn’t be bothered to look.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

….right…..SC

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a valid example! And with all that Pac 12 money, other programs are going to be getting all blinged out yo.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Regardless, it's still indentured servitude

Student-athletes in revenue sports (i.e., football, men’s basketball and usually women’s basketball) are bringing in money to the athletic department far beyond the value of their athletic scholarship.

Any worker whose compensation is limited to goods and services provided by their employer is essentially an indentured servant. The fact that these student-athletes are doing it for a limited period of time only drives home the point that the system is effectively indentured servitude in football and basketball.

Adding additional requirements by instituting a playoff system (regardless of how may teams are involved) further serves to illustrate the powerless standing of FBS football student-athletes.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

"indentured servitude"

And if they terminate their relationship with the university, they get sent to debtor’s prison?

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Point taken.

At the same time, they don’t have very much power, do they?

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but they pay all sorts of penalties for doing so. Especially if they want to another school.

And if they want terminate their relationship with the NCAA (who is the real bad guy here, not the universities) then they have no other options.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They could play in Europe or Canada. I’m just saying it’s not as stark and terrible as some of you are claiming.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree with you

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would they mess with rouges and non-existent teams?

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon paleodan

How many American football players play in Canada? How many of them do so without playing NCAA football?

The NFL requires that a player’s HS class must have graduated no less than three years prior before said player is eligible for the draft. When Maurice Clarett tried to enter the draft, he was denied entry. The courts sided with the NFL. FBS football is the minor leagues for the NFL, pure and simple. What’s worse for the players is that they have no say whatsoever in the benefits that are offered to them.

Thanks for the scholarship, sir. Thanks for access to training table, sir. Thanks for access to great weight training facilities, sir.

How is it that the players have much in the way of redress if something goes horribly wrong? Let me give you a clue: they don’t.

It may not be medieval, but it’s a position of weakness, nonetheless.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We aren’t just talking about football. There are 29 sports at Cal. There are thousands and thousands of NCAA athletes that aren’t football players. Sure, “minor league” American football is restricted to just the NCAA, but that’s not all that we’re talking about. Volleyball players and basketball players can go to Europe, if they find the rules burdensome. Olympic athletes can train on their own dime if the NCAA is exploitative. Football players are the ones that we should worry about and not start gathering pitchforks and torches to storm the NCAA ivory castle.

by paleodan on Jan 14, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I make wise cracks

about “NFL Minor League” all the time, but it really would be so much better if there were a league of some size like that. Guys, and there are many, that have little interest in school and need to make money should just be playing football. They could even license logos from colleges!

Then, as with baseball, there’s less of this rat-race pressure for the college athletes.

Of course, there might be one or two vested interests opposed to this.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 14, 2012 5:41 AM PST up reply actions  

College football is also played at a very high level compared to college baseball. Not too many people watch college baseball comparatively.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, because there is no minor league system siphoning some of the talent off. And because millions attend minor league ballgames every year.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 15, 2012 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. So I’m saying that a key side effect of your idea of having this NFL minor league system will be that college football will no longer be nearly as good as it is now. That may be worth it to maintain the integrity of the student athlete in your opinion, but it is a trade-off.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 15, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Or, more accurately, the integrity of the student and the academic institutiohahahahah never mind.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 15, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true, paying for scholarships is a large cost for ADs.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats something to be worked out between the AD and the University. It costs the University very little, if they want to charge the AD full price then so be it.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

They have to, they don’t have a choice.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

just saying

but ucla has an ad in their alumni magazine for donations that it costs the university about $49k per year per athlete including tuition, training, med services, travel, and such.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the one where they call Josh Smith fat?

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like the only funny episode of friends!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what i thought when i saw the ad. josh smith’s pictured. surprised it didn’t say + $36k to feed.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. That number seems waaaaay low.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

nice try

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Dwight Howard shot a lot of free throws

Howard broke Wilt Chamberlain’s nearly 50-year-old NBA record for most free throw attempts in a game, making 21 of 39 in the Orlando Magic ’s 117-109 victory over the Golden State Warriors .

The Warriors hacked Howard intentionally throughout, sending the notoriously poor shooter to the line early and often. Chamberlain, who Howard idolized growing up and used to have a photo clipping of the center in his Orlando locker, shot 34 for the Philadelphia Warriors against St. Louis on Feb. 22, 1962.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:44 AM PST reply actions  

Dubs strategy

Foul as much as possible.

And it almost worked!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Turrible

strategy

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with Steve Kerr

He was arguing they should change to rule so its 2 shots and the ball. It was horrendous to watch and ruined the flow of the game. I think the Ws only have 2 or 3 nationally televised games, and this was more tortuous than watching teams in the NCG try to get a first down.

But Ryan Anderson is a a baller. Needs to shave the chin pubes tho….

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Lakers fans lived through this with Hack A Shaq. I’m sort of surprised Shaq never broke the record …

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That was terrible to watch as well. Shaq shoots free throws like a Beer Pong player

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

People forget that he made enough of those free throws that Hack-a-Shaq didn’t really work.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

People forget that Shaq convinced the Magic management to draft Penny as opposed to Chris Webber….CWebb and Diesel would have been a nasty combo

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if the two personalities would have gotten along.

CWebb didn’t want the big shot in crunch time. And Shaq’s foul shooting was always an issue down the stretch in tight games.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Games would never be tight! I just think CWebb’s great high post game coupled with his incredible passing skills would have been a good PF match to pair with Diesel.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That would have been some sick high-low action.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

penny was fucking good tho

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Those lil Penny commercials were classic.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

TY-RAH BANKS!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a funny funny man, with your funny funny jokes.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I… don’t think so. It was more just the Lakers had other ways to score. Shaq’s always been terrible at free-throws, and i will never forgive him for that.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

so annoying too. ‘cause we all knew he had a bum wrist that can’t bend properly so he can’t shoot properly.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

^^^^Exactly the reason why I do not watch the NBA

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant Wahl tries to figure out why Alex Morgan isn’t starting for the USWNT

That’s the question I get more than any other from fans of the U.S. women’s team. The 22-year-old Morgan scored in the World Cup final and semifinal off the bench, and she seems like a natural complement up top for Abby Wambach. But Morgan has yet to become a starter for coach Pia Sundhage, and the recent switch to a 4-2-3-1 formation from a 4-4-2 means it’s even less likely we’ll see Morgan in the lineup. (If there’s going to be only one forward, that’s Wambach.)

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:46 AM PST reply actions  

Super sub! Her added pace would be more effective against tiring opponents.

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

plus, if a defense was exposed to her beauty for 90 minutes, it might blind them…

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

hence why she should start

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Scumdon Town trying to buying Oxford’s best player! Assholes!

Oxford United have rejected a second bid from Swindon Town for striker James Constable

An initial offer for the U’s leading scorer was turned down by United.

But a second bid from Swindon within 24 hours has also been rejected.

Swindon boss Paolo Di Canio has made no secret of his desire to land Constable, but when asked in a press conference today if he would be doing all he could to land the 27-year-old, the Italian replied: "I don’t know. "

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

Still no admission of killing 5 hookers, though.

Former ESPN college football analyst Craig James, jumping into the fray of Texas’ Senate race Thursday, said he accepted “an insignificant amount” of gifts from Southern Methodist University supporters when he was a star running back at the Dallas school three decades ago.
Asked at a news conference whether he’d taken money or valuables from boosters, James said, “It was an insignificant amount that I had when I was at SMU. It was wrong. And I was 18, 19 years old.”
James declined to specify what gifts he accepted and how much money, nor from whom.
“It was insignificant. It was never,” he said, halting in mid-sentence. “I said in my book that if someone came up and shook my hand and there were a $20 bill in it, I didn’t have the maturity at that time to turn it away.”

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 6:51 AM PST reply actions  

So he was a hotel concierge?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes
So he was is a hotel conciergefuckwad?

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

And with this, James demonstrates he's unsuitable to be a US Senator

Deflecting blame and taking no responsibility for his actions shows that he’s unfit to act as a leader.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually I think it shows that he’s completely suitable to be US Senator. He’s even better suited for US President.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew someone would say that

And yes, I am being a bit too serious. Except that our elected leadership is such a nest of vipers, I see little reason to make fun of their lack of ethics.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m as a disappointed as you are about it.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

is this a news flash?

Didn’t SMU get hammered by the NCAA right after the Pony Express graduated?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah be he always claims to have not been involved.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

ah

I guess he’s not here to talk about the past!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

yup, they got the ‘death sentence’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This is what the internet is for.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

touche

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done on the DBD, Fire Starkey

Considering that I recall you winning that bet several times, I think boomtho should write his losair DBD, too.

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 7:29 AM PST reply actions  

That way, we all win.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

there was no proof! but since FS was such a good sport, I am happy too.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

*happy to

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 8:41 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

What DBD did you have to write again?

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

was going to be FS’ choice.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

ah. So there’s room for me to make suggestions? Might I suggest the Men of the DBD Calendar?

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m game for whatever FS chooses

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The mind boggles, the flesh grows cold.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

May I suggest a “Why I love India” DBD?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

OH HELL TO THA NAW

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t I trying to decide between you doing a literary analysis of the “Fire Starkey: Ultimate Wingman” and “Secret Diary of a Love Assassin” episodes, their place in 21st century American Literature, where they rank in modern satire’s hierarchy and your suggestions for additional episodes OR the top 10 reasons why Joe Starkey is the worst radio announcer in hostory?

Although a “Men of CGB” deal might be entertaining as well. Who would you compare CGBers aginst in the celebrity world and why…

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

hi scootie- have a nice weekend

your photo is not consistent with the one I posted above.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi NBob!

Sadly, I can’t see the one you posted. It’s only a big red box directing me to nerdnirvana.org. :-(

By the way, here’s you:

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this in any waytrue?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You're too kind

If I look like anyone famous, it’s closer to this guy. But I still have my head.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG you totally do

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that’s a good one. I was just looking for a match for the flowing locks.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Flowing locks, you say?

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, no way, Really? I thought we were friends.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t actually think he looks like you (or any other human) but any excuse to involve Bon Jovi is a good one!

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I will say, for being in the rock & roll biz, he’s aged fairly well, so there is that.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. That’s not you?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been told that I look like Chino from the Deftones (thin Chino,not fat Chino)

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

important distinction there

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is.

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by golden oso on Jan 14, 2012 1:42 AM PST up reply actions  

My sideburns aren’t that long though.

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by golden oso on Jan 14, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

EPIC REC

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I get James Franco more than Penn Badgley.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Scooties got you pegged, atleast when you’re not talking.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 14, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Mental Note: Never talk

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by TwistNHook on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Boomtho is much taller than I had imagined.

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by golden oso on Jan 14, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Moar Men of CGB

Sec119

and Spazzy:

Carp:

Sidenote: the surprisingly hot Mrs Carp (but she has to be to have been Tosh’d):

ZOONEWS:

Mr. F:

by Scootie on Jan 14, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

damn I was hoping I could be Bill Nye!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2012 12:42 AM PST up reply actions  

We don’t know who that is but he’s sucking face with a bear so we’ll allow it.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 16, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were supposed to be the bear.

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by sec119 on Jan 16, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

hello from ohare

I’m stuck for another 2.5 hrs. hurray winter storm! it’s gonna be cold this weekend in Michigan!

by the federer express on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

Are you allowed to burn couches on the porch?

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s how we do in California!

by the federer express on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Start doing yoga in the terminal!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

EAT!

There are Chicago dogs, cheesecake, Nuts on Clark…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Compromise

Eat a Chicago dog while doing yoga.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

still at ORD. bad weather in Kalamazoo canceled the early flight. noon flight is delayed. I’ve been at the airport for 7 hours now.

but I did have a Chicago dog!

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OMG BOARDING!

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about frigging time!!

by the federer express on Jan 13, 2012 11:20 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Canvas

$77

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

i kinda dig!
I can wear it with my khaki capris and white polo. SAFARI TIME

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you want a link?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

hook it up, brah

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Linky link (you might have to sign up)

Seiko Men’s Seiko 5 Casual Watch

$77.00
$295.00 74% off
About this item
- Style #: SEIKO-SNK803K2
- Series: Seiko 5
- Style: Casual
- Gender: Men’s
- Case: Stainless steel
- Dial Color: Beige
- Hands: Black and luminous hour and minute hands, black, red and luminous second hand
- Markers: Black Arabic numerals and luminous dot hour markers
- Strap: Beige weave fabric
- Clasp Type: Buckle
- Movement: Japan automatic, Caliber 7S26B, 21 jewels
- Crystal: Hardlex
- Case Diameter: 37 mm
- Case Thickness: 12 mm
- Water Resistant: 30 meters
- Calendar: Date and day display at 3:00
- Crown: Push/pull
- Case Back: Screw-down, exhibition
- Strap Width: 18 mm
- Strap Length: 9 inches
- Material: Fabric
- Imported


Additional detailsILS Watch Warranty Co. 5 year limited warranty

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Good deal dude. Is this the only color?

by MailmanJr35 on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Another one

Looks like they have a black version too.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Good call. The khaki one is more expensive on AMZN

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hell yeah. A Seiko for $63? I’m on it.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

(also it’s nice and understated and pretty much my style anyway)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

nice and understated
pretty much my style

???

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You think I’m blingin’ or something?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

They also have other straps

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

These are all really nice.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

PRETTY :)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Diamonds!

I gave my mom something similar to that (by Bulova, I believE) and it looks fantastic on her.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

btw, did she like the bracelet from you and your brother?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

She loved it!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

also, never tell a girl you’re giving her the same thing you gave to your mom. Even if it does look fantastic on her.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I would never do that.

Also, I would never give a girl the same thing I give my mom. Even if I’m buying the same thing (a watch, perfume, flowers), the nicer stuff always goes to my mom.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Awwwww.

Well, unless it gets really out of hand. Then I’ll totally take Mrs. Rishi’s side.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Need female perspective. Doesn’t it seem like Rishi is saying, ’you’re nice, but I like my mom better’? Which would really make a girl feel a secondary relationship to him and his mom. Do you agree? Or is this a relic of the prince charming, take-me-away-and-we’ll-live-happily-ever-after myth and it would be selfish to think that he would disgrace his mother in any sense.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it doesn’t sound like Rishi wants to be serious, so rather than trying to be all, “Let me impress you by giving you better stuff,” he’s keeping it light. In a serious partnership, your partner should be your priority, at which point constant prioritizing of the mother would be a) unfair and b) maybe even creepy.

What do I know? I’ve never been in a serious relationship.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

your test tubes are soooo pissed at you right now.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I only give them the off-brand stuff.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

sooo funny. lol

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Homemade methanol? I hear that shit’s deadly…

no really.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve pretty much only been in serious relationships. We are opposing forces!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Serial monogamist?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

A scientist: Trial and Error

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, that’s me! I mean Rags and I have been together since college, so I had only a few years of dating before that, and one other serious relationship before that…so I might have missed my window. BUT I like Rags, he’s still my favorite.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Rodgers is so jealous now

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

As well he should be if he knew me at all.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s true, I’ve heard the stories.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Remarkably similar. Not much dating here.

Just one girlfriend all through college. Then it’s been Mrs. Kod from dental school to present. (and so on, I hope)

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by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

(This is the point where all the singles tell us what awesome parties we are missing, and we say ‘sure, dude’ and then we shrug, go home and have sex sleep.)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that, I hate dating, I’m ready to get married.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

There are definitely a few of you around. You are in good company.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 14, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently you know more of us than I do! Pity, that.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

you have failed me

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by Rishi on Jan 14, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, lots of girlfriends, a few one night stands.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

me, none of your damn business.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Me, AESOME!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

So aesome, in fact, that I broke my double-yoo key from overuse!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I dated turkey for a long time. I mean a LONG time.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

you held the pants in that relationship

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s true. I still hav eour cat, btw.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

which is why I hate you so much

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by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? Thats the big reason?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

one of them

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Does he know what he did?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

more like what didn’t he do

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by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I gave you all the trolljobs I could!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

well played

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by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

What exactly constitutes being a serial monogamist?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That is SO you

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

dont forget Toucan Sam

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Turns out he’s gay.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But he wasn’t in fiatlux’s parade!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I am so lost.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sleeping with only one person a time, but changing to a new person when the old relationship ends.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be the case all the time?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Cugel was once in a tensome

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

So, basically, they don’t sleep around and they only sleep with whoever they are with?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Commitment.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I thought it had to do with length of commitment, etc.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it’s the difference between “seeing” someone, when you can be seeing multiple people at the same time, vs being a relationship, when you only have one partner.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, to be marked with only sparse periods of being single.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The “negative connotation” part of it is when people don’t resolve their issues between relationships, and are therefore doomed to never succeed, and/or can’t bear to be alone, so they glom onto whatever comes along. (Not everyone, obviously.)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Even more clarification. Thanks.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Also part of it is too much dodependence in those relationships.

Not everyone, obviously.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This is starting to sound exactly like someone I know.

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

We all know someone like this. We all do.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, ok.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve never been in a humorous relationship?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I lol’d

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

At the point I get married, it’s different.

But if it’s just a girlfriend, I dunno…

Oh, and I would never marry a girl who cannot get along with my mom.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

well, THAT’s obvious.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Just making sure! I know a few people who don’t give a damn what about their significant’s other relationship with their parents

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

My sig others must get along with my parents at least as well as I do, which is a pretty low bar. You can tell why Rags has been welcomed in to the family like the son they never had they actually have but refuses to talk to them.

… my parents are lovably obnoxious.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

with an emphasis on ‘lovably’?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

they mean well…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a bit confused there – do you mean that you have a brother who is not on speaking terms with your parents, that your husband was welcomed by your parents but does not speak to them, or both of those?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That first one. I have an older brother. He has decided to ‘go his own way’. I haven’t seen him in person since I was 14. The last time I spoke to him was my freshman year in college.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

This is what she tells me. I’ve never met AndBears’ brother — he declined to come to our wedding. I assume he exists, but maybe those pictures of him are just the ones that came with the frame.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. That makes me a little sad.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, it’s fine.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps that’s because my brother and I didn’t really start to get along until he went to college – not that we were specifically hostile to one another, but he’s 6 years younger, and I wasn’t exactly the model of warmth as an older sibling. So the notion of you losing touch with your brother at that pointed resonated for purely personal reasons.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My younger brother is 5.5 yrs younger, we only started to get along well when I went to college – that age difference is pretty big growing up

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My younger brother was only 1 year younger than me, but since I’m an undead vampire who has lived for hundreds of years, he’s been dead for quite a while. I haven’t seen him in FOREVER

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

this might be your worst joke ever.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this kind of common; I used to fight all the time with my younger bother (in truth, he was a brat), but after a couple of years in college, great friends now.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother and I have always been different people, so we were closest when we were kids then we just didn’t know how to talk to eachother.

We might have been best friends as adults, but we’ll never know. I have plenty of great friends now.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re welcome!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like you OWE ME for me being your friend.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The original, rejected opening to Golden Girls had those lyrics instead.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Owe you what?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i dunno, years of my life?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, as an undead vampire, I can give you unlimited life.

Just say the word!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

now you’re extending this awful joke?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You like your Raptors. I like my undead vampires. What’s the difference?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i like dead vampires

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What about undead raptors?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist gives me five dollars every time I talk to him in public.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But what does he pay you

for what you do in private?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But if it’s just a girlfriend, I dunno…

You are almost begging for Psychotherapy.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

AndBears has already tried. You’re welcome to give it a shot.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No need.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I’m not alone among men in their mid-twenties with an attitude like that .

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you love your mother.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Marshawn Lynch and I have so much in common!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d agree with this statement, but whether this is healthy or not, is a different question entirely.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It variest completely depending on the purpose and not some blanket assessment, but hey, what do I know?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this one. I would be intrigued by a man wearing that.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t seem to find it on the site?

by MailmanJr35 on Jan 13, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

NM, found it on the main page. Thanks!

by MailmanJr35 on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

even a swiss watch maker would have used a header…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad they’re in jail for money laundering.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow! I totally love it.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi you like metal band watches right?

Got any favorites in say… the $150-$250 range?

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Simple face or chronograph or what?

Here’s an example

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

ya simple face, monochrome band though?

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

$260 on AMZN

This casual one is $70

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

whoops, way bigger than i thought (tnwss)

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

i like this a lot.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Airport thread!!!!!!!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

IRLLOLROFL DBD

Holy crap was this funny. Why it’s Lee Grosscup! And Guy Fiery! And my favorite, a CGB #1 Indian slapfight! They’re all here! We have a winner!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

I couldn’t believe some of the stuff I found when I was Googlizing Senor Starkey. The internetz is a strange and wonderful place

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet you didn’t even post the really good stuff, huh?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

its was just random. When I saw that picture of the woman and the popsicle ring, I almost spit my soda all over my cube at work. Seriously, how does “Joe Starkey, Cal Radio, Images” get me that??? Awesome

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

NORWEGIAN HAND GRENADE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

The homoeroticism makes me not mind it as much.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Freud.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Where in hte world is that photo of Starkey with dancing with those two chicks?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t find it!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

My adviser checks on our lab every 2 hours

Adviser: Breakthroughs? [he asks every. single. time.]
Me: Well, today, I’ll do some microscopy, and then review some molecular biology.
Adviser: Review molecular biology?
Me: Yeah, I think there might be some holes in my knowledge.
Adviser: Alright, fill your holes.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

hello! Ohio has more sexytime than anticipated

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

somebody’s happy it’s Friday! Or energized from a life without a looming move and fighting with contractors.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s just happy because he has the weight of this dbd off his back

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 8:48 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That's kind of the way they roll at Ohio State

See, e.g., the Veterinary school.

Huck v. Belknap, 2008

Huck has presented evidence (necessarily construed in a light most favorable to her) that the workplace was permeated with intimidation, ridicule, and insult. Incidents with Smith in particular apparently served to create an unpleasant workplace. In addition to creating discomfort by talking about her breasts, the less than shy resident doctor apparently liked to discuss her sexual activities by telling Huck and others during rounds, for example, that “she liked to have her cervix rammed.” (Doc. # 56, Huck Dep., at 94.) Huck has also presented circumstantial evidence that Defendants fostered this environment by discouraging reporting and by failing to address or addressing insufficiently the incidents. Such incidents, if true, are sufficiently severe or pervasive so as to alter the conditions of Huck’s employment and create an abusive working environment. Huck’s workplace is a veterinary facility and a school, not the Playboy Mansion grotto.

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 13, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

fffffffuuuuuuuuu

“In addition to creating discomfort by talking about her breasts, the less than shy resident doctor apparently liked to discuss her sexual activities by telling Huck and others during rounds, for example, that "she liked to have her cervix rammed."

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

damn. someone be trollin’ hard.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh! I’ve seen heard about this one. This happens right before the music starts playing.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Did your advisor say “Boom, chicka, bow wow” right after?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

“Is that a pipette in your pocket?”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

OUTLIER!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I CURED CANCER!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The line you use before you put a ring on it? :)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi is putting a ring WHERE?!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Deadline approaching for abrand new sesaon ticket holders to get priority:

BERKELEY – Golden Bear football is returning to Berkeley in the fall, meaning now is the time for fans to secure a place in a renovated Memorial Stadium with a seat-selection time for the 2012 campaign. The deadline to place a per-seat deposit to become a new season-ticket holder is Wednesday, Jan. 18 for those who want to gain priority over general public sales.

With the highly anticipated reopening of Cal’s on-campus facility, which will include a reduction in seating capacity of nearly 9,000 seats to around 63,000, demand for season tickets is expected to be at an all-time high and fans are encouraged to place a deposit now.

For their dedication and support, all 2010 and 2011 football season-ticket holders, as well as all Athletic Donors at the $100 giving level and above, will automatically receive priority and a season-ticket seat-selection time.

Seat-selection times for fans who wish to become new season-ticket holders in 2012 can be acquired by placing a $100 per-seat deposit before 4 p.m. PT on Jan. 18. Click here to make a seat deposit now.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

Me loot ratepayers? That's unpossible!
PG&E may have used ratepayer funds for safety upgrades to pay the 1%

But PG&E wasn’t hurting for cash, according to the audit. From 1999 to 2010, the company collected $430 million more from its gas-transmission and -storage operations than the revenue authorized by the California Public Utilities Commission, which sets the rates the company can charge its customers.

“PG&E chose to use the surplus revenues for general corporate purposes” rather than improved gas safety, the Overland audit said.

The audit was unable to trace exactly how PG&E spent the diverted money. But in a separate report on the San Bruno explosion released Thursday, the utilities commission staff noted that in the three years leading up to the San Bruno explosion, the company spent $56 million annually on an incentive plan for executives and “non-employee directors,” including stock awards, performance shares and deferred compensation.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

Mens Gymnastics=awesome:

’’

Donothan Bailey got his start in gymnastics like many of his compatriots – as a rambunctious youngster whose mother thankfully saw an outlet for youthful energy in sports. Little did she know that some 13 years later, her son would be a member of the U.S. Senior National team and traveling the world to compete in gymnastics.

While it was at first just an extracurricular activity for the Mission Viejo, Calif., native, it’s the pure and childish love that keeps Bailey enthralled with gymnastics.

“I love this sport,” Bailey said of why he sticks with it. “I couldn’t see myself not doing it. I have goals that I feel I need to accomplish, and I could never quit until I knew I tried my hardest to accomplish those goals.”

A few of Bailey’s current aspirations include making a push for the Olympics and winning a national championship with the Golden Bears – lofty yet attainable goals for the Cal junior. Luckily for Bailey, his drive to succeed will bring him far.

“Donothan is a very determined and passionate gymnast,” Cal coach Tim McNeill said. “He really gets it. That’s why he’s gone from flying under the radar to becoming a member of the U.S. Senior National team. He knows what it takes to succeed, and that’s what he goes out and does.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

Bailey killed it on the floor exercise and parallel bars tonight.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Womens soccerer gets on U23 team:

BERKELEY – California goalkeeper Emily Kruger has been selected to participate in the United States Under-23 Women’s National Team training camp, the group announced. Kruger completed her sophomore season with the Golden Bears this past fall, starting all 22 matches in goal. She will join the 24-player training camp roster in Sarasota, Fla., Jan. 15-22.

“I’m extremely grateful for this opportunity,” Kruger said. “It will be awesome representing Cal on the national soccer stage.”

Kruger has started 35 games in goal during her first two seasons with the Golden Bears, including all 22 in 2011. She recorded a 0.91 goals-against average with a .756 save percentage. The net minder posted seven shutouts this past fall, including No. 2 UCLA (the first to hold the Bruins scoreless this past season) during the regular season and No. 16 Boston College in the NCAA Tournament. She has recorded 11 shutouts in her first two seasons in goal for the Bears.

“We are very excited for Emily,” said Cal head coach Neil McGuire. “This is an outstanding opportunity and a well-deserved one. Her performance in goal for us these last two seasons as been excellent and we know she will represent Cal well with U.S. Soccer. We wish her all the best in training in Florida.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

NinersNation talks Bill Romanowski’s approach to stopping Saints O:

As the 49ers defense get ready for the Saints offense tomorrow, one of the factors that could impact things is how physical the 49ers get with Saints skill players coming off the line. For those that don’t recall, when the New England Patriots stunned the St. Louis Rams in 2001, they got extremely physical with the “Greatest Show On Turf.” That included popping receivers as they came off the line, and also making sure ball-handlers got tackled hard.

The 49ers will need to avoid any stupid hits that give the Saints free yards, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t get as physical as they can within the rules of the game. The Saints offense includes a lot of improvisation, but timing on those deep routes can be so important. I’ve seen a lot of 49ers defensive players comment on how receivers are still early in their routes when Brees fires the ball. A few well-placed jams at the line can hopefully disrupt that.



Former 49ers linebacker (and guy who was inevitably going to end up with the Raiders) Bill Romanowski took this idea to its logical extreme during an interview with 95.7 The Game:

They [the 49ers defense] got to lay some people out. This has got to be a stretcher game. I’m talking…bring out the stretcher and take [Marques] Colston to the hospital. Take Darren Sproles to the hospital, because he got knocked out.

I don’t agree with the specifics Romo suggests, but the basic point remains the same. The 49ers need to get physical on Saturday. Drew Brees needs to feel Aldon Smith, Justin Smith, Ahmad Brooks and anybody else who wants to get in on the sack party. Marques Colston simply cannot get off the line untouched.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

Romo is a dick

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Please do not take my high school buddy, D Sproles to the hospital. Most total yards in the NFL? OLATHE KANSAS BABY!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

CCSF computers need to visit the Free Clinic
Viruses stole City College of S.F. data for years

Personal banking information and other data from perhaps tens of thousands of students, faculty and administrators at City College of San Francisco have been stolen in what is being called “an infestation” of computer viruses with origins in criminal networks in Russia, China and other countries, The Chronicle has learned.

At work for more than a decade, the viruses were detected a few days after Thanksgiving, when the college’s data security monitoring service detected an unusual pattern of computer traffic, flagging trouble.

I wondered how goldblooded could afford that solid gold Range Rover!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

Someone alert Joe Ayoob!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Raiders fans want Gruden back:



Jon Gruden loves the Raider Nation and the Raider Nation loves him. Gruden is the last coach to bring lasting success to the mighty Oakland Raiders and his loss is a loss that we are still reeling from but all the wrongs can be righted with his home coming.

The above photo was taken in 2009 when Chucky made a surprise appearance at Raider Nation Mecca Ricky’s sports bar and this is a quote from a good Raider man who was in attendance on that day:

“Actually two years ago.chucky showed.up.at the san leandro california raiders sports bar RICKYS..all dressed up in raiders gear and few fans said we want you back and GRUDENS exact words was…i love you guys once a raider, always a raider…money can buy out any contract and if the circumstances were different I would love to be back with the raider nation.”

Full gallery of Gruden’s Ricky’s visit can be found here: http://www.rickys.com/jon-gruden/

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

Gruden

is too smart to give up that cushy broadcasting gig to sleep on the couch and watch football porn all night 9 months a year.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course we do!!!!
The most successful coach since Flores. Should’ve gone to the Super Bowl.
Tom “fucking” Brady

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 13, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

what the hell is the tuck rule. total bs.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, the rule seemed to disappear shortly after that game.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The rule tucked itself between its legs and danced in front of a mirror, saying, “I’d fuck the Raiders.”

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

want to kick in the nuts.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Rules always seem to get changed due things that happened in Raiders games. Tuck rule. Holy Roller. etc…

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 13, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen it pop up once or twice.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s what she said

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

giggles.

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by AndBears on Jan 14, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i wouldn’t mind.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Dubs lose:

On Monday, I had the chance to attend Warriors practice and ask Coach Mark Jackson point-blank about Biedrins. See here’s the thing. Let’s say you’re the 5th option, to the point where teammates are screaming your name whenever you grab an offensive rebound (read: they don’t trust your offensive abilities so they — without considering the pyschological ramifications — try to avoid having you proceed further with the ball in your hands). I’ve been both the 5th and 1st options on my rec league teams throughout the years, depending. When you’re the 5th option like this, it can be like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel.



So I asked Coach Mark how to get out of that situation. He protected his player and claimed that Beans isn’t the 5th option, although Coach did say Monta was #1 and D.Lee #2. So I think tonight will be a great opportunity for Biedrins to have green lights left and right. Even if he bricks, let’s hope he takes those opportunities. He needs to find that light at the end of the tunnel.

There are other interesting matchups for tonight…

If Charles Jenkins gets the start again at pg, we’ll have an interesting matchup of Monta Ellis vs Jason Richardson at the 2-guard. I’m sure the Oracle will give him a round of applause during intros.

There’s also Hedo Turkoglu vs Dorell Wright, who bounced back against his former team the Miami Heat on Tuesday night (players getting back at their former teams has been known to happen), and former Cal player Ryan Anderson, who can shoot from outside, against David Lee at the power forward spot. Ekpe Udoh would be your backup center.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

Sazctown Royalty talkin Keith Smart talkin DeMarcus Cousins:

Eric Koreen of the National Post in Toronto has a great column looking at the Sacramento Kings following their visit to the Raptors this week. Included in that column is a very interesting remark Koreen pulled from a chat with Keith Smart.

“He’s 21. What was I doing at 21? I was in college with a demanding coach,” said Sacramento coach Keith Smart, who took over for Westphal. Smart played for Bobby Knight at the University of Indiana. “A lot of things that happened at 21 for me got corrected while I was in college. He has to do this in front of all the media and all the world in front of a pressured environment.”

Smart makes a point to draw a comparison to Cousins’ situation and his own at the same age, and makes two key contrasts: Smart had a demanding coach that “corrected” things, and Smart didn’t have to get corrected in front of the media and world in a pressurized environment.



The implications are obvious: Cousins has largely not had a demanding coach who has corrected things — though Paul Westphal certainly tried to be tough at times. The problem seemed to be consistency in enforcement and disciplining the right missteps. (Yanking Cousins from the starting lineup for trash-talking an opponent still mystifies me a year later.) On the other point, Cousins has a tougher slog with media attention both because he’s in the pros and because things are a whole lot different in sports media than they were in the ‘80s. But Westphal’s statement to the media on how awful a person Cousins is certainly didn’t help minimize the attention or pressure, did it?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

Just one more Z through the DBD and I'll stop
Internet addiction affects the brain ‘like a drink or drug problem’

Researchers compared brain scans of young people with “internet addiction disorder” with their peers and found damage to the white matter fibres connecting emotional processing, attention and decision making parts.

Similar impairments have been found in research into other addictions including alcohol and cocaine.

It comes after researchers at the University of Worcesters found smartphones are so addictive many users now hear “phantom vibrations” because they are desperate to receive new messages.

The scientists in China said the study could help develop a treatment, although they admitted they do not know whether the changes to the brain are the cause or consequence of internet addiction.

I always thought Twist was melting my brain, and now there’s proof. Hard, horrible proof.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

I am inside your brain!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

damage to the white matter fibres connecting emotional processing, attention and decision making parts

…this can’t be good.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do keep watching this platypus?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re wondering when it’s going to run over a little kid?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I WANT TO SEE THIS

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re hungry?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I can quit any time!

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely not surprised.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:33 AM PST up reply actions  

SilverScreenAndRoll talks Howard trade:

Dwight Howard is a superstar, one of the best players in the league. He is the league’s best center, and the consistency of his play means that it really is no contest. The man is an absolute beast, and any team would be lucky to have him. Dwight Howard’s teammates are not superstars. They aren’t even stars. Jameer Nelson might be a top 10 point guard, but being top 10 at your position isn’t particularly impressive as a team’s 2nd best player. Good teams almost always have two players that are top 10 at their position. Great teams usually have three.

The lack of talent surrounding Dwight Howard is one of the primary reasons Howard is reportedly interested in taking his services elsewhere. He wants to win championships, and he doesn’t seem too sure of that possibility when he scans the locker room for friendly faces. There aren’t a lot of teams in the league that would make Dwight Howard feel comfortable making a long term commitment to. The Los Angeles Lakers are one of those teams. There aren’t a lot of teams in the league with assets attractive enough to make Orlando want to do a deal. The Los Angeles Lakers are one of those teams. The logic of a trade between the two teams is overwhelming. There’s just one problem.

The Lakers don’t need Dwight Howard. They need his teammates.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 AM PST reply actions  

ClipsNation delves deeper into Heat game:

I will be referencing the Official NBA Rulebook for the 2011-2012 Season.

Play 1) Let’s break it down starting from 5:00 left in the final quarter. Right off the bat, we have our first questionable call. Wade drives to the basket on a fast break and misses. Well after the play, the referee calls a foul. There’s no rule for this, it’s just a frustrating call. It doesn’t matter whether the play was a foul or not (and, upon replay it clearly wasn’t), the ref should call the foul when it happens, not after the shot missed.

Play 2) On Miami’s next possession, we see LeBron travel, and get rewarded with free throws. This happens every time he touches the ball, and the refs have overlooked it his whole career. Not much to analyze here. Let’s skip the rest of the missed travels.

Play 3) With exactly two minutes remaining, Blake gets his 5th foul on a loose ball play. Again, it’s a late whistle, which is why Griffin gets so angry afterwards. On this play, the replay revealed that it was the right call. Blake clearly comes over Bosh’s back to swipe the ball away.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

Sharks beat Jets:

After a game in Minnesota which the San Jose Sharks lacked intensity for the first fifty minutes a solid, determined effort is exactly what the Sharks needed.

That’s exactly what they got.

Although the game remained scoreless until the second period, battles were fought, positions were won and the anger of coaches and fans was quelled, at least for an evening. The Sharks played what I consider one of their best games all season, and while it came against one of the league’s weaker teams, the effort level was undeniable.

Every line clicked tonight, whether it was Joe Thornton making creative passes and dominating the offensive zone with his linemates, or Logan Couture and his group getting in the right positions to create offense. The third line of Michal Handzus, Jamie McGinn and Torrey Mitchell delivered a strong performance, forechecking to perfection on some shifts. Finally, the fourth line, complete with Manitoba native Andrew Murray, contributed positive play and a goal.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

We need a video of Big Joe, Little Joe, and Patty sing “America” from West Side Story.
With Patty being stiff as a board like in the Christmas videos.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

India goes ane ntire year without a recorded case of polio, which si great:

Reporting from New Delhi— India has gone a full year without recording a new case of polio, a significant benchmark for the South Asian nation and an encouraging development for health professionals fighting to eradicate the stubborn disease worldwide.

But experts warned that premature declarations of victory could lead to complacency among Indian parents, who might stop immunizing their children. That would increase the risk of another outbreak, particularly in a nation where about 26 million babies are born each year. India will not be officially certified as polio-free until at least three years have passed without a new case.

“It’s an incredible milestone for polio eradication,” said Rod Curtis, a New Delhi-based specialist with UNICEF. “But complacency is perhaps the biggest threat to the program today. You could get down to the last three children in the world, but unless you [immunize] those kids, it could explode again.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:15 AM PST reply actions  

must be typing with your nose again

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hold on… I got this…

WINNNNDIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My REALLY CGB Day Yesterday

Wow, that was one really really really California Golden Blogs day yesterday…

Had a great call in the morning with Davemann… then had lunch with CalBandGreat… after which met Rishi for his lunch (I did not eat)… then hit the CAA alumni event where I ran into Rags, AndBears and kid… Mrs. ZooNews… cbkwit…. and I think some others… then went to game with Atoms and Cugel (and son)… and ran into FrankCohen, JoeBandsmen and others…

That was a lot of CaliforniaGoldenBlogsering….

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:15 AM PST reply actions  

Mr. Popular over here!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope you didn’t eat off of anyone else’s plate last night…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the clarification that you didn’t eat Rishi’s lunch.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The real question

did he drink Rishi’s milkshake?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Brings all the boys to the yard.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

fiatlux captured on film!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

How awkward

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

whomp whomp

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

he doesn't exsist?

the picture isn’t showing.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was surprised that Rishi had a big greasy cheese burgers, onion rings and that milkshake… and here is the weird part… the first time i met Rishi he was taller than I thought he would be… this time he was shorter than I remembered…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

At the first meeting, he wanted to impress you so he wore platforms.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

the first meeting was sort of extemporaneous though, so that must means he keeps a pair at his desk or wears them more than we know…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s when he wears the platform shoes.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve shrunk.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

it IS cold outside

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how or where you meet people for lunch, but you may not be doing this right…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

could explain why I was banned from Chuck E Cheese

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That probably added 10 years to your life expectancy.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

So many germs in the ball pit.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

too many potential perv jokes

must.
resist.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Sidebar

I just realized what your username actually says. I always thought it was something about being a Kool Kat or something.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait. He’s not a kool kat?

I have to re-think every dbd comment evair now.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

me too, for a long time.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Took me awhile, too……

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

note

“Dwinelle Glory Hole” isn’t one of those Chinese restaurants with a weirdly-translated name.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

could explain why the pool filter was clogged.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

RACIS!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

brb finding credit card number on CCSF servers

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and of course add your dad to the list of folks from yesterday… except of course his omnipresence at Haas makes that rather hard not to do ;-)

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The crazy guy has been fighting a cold all week. Almost lost his voice and could barely talk to patients/parents.

So, of course, I knew he’d be going to the game. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

and he was lugging some SERIOUS equipment

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

To be clear here, fiatlux is talking about his camera, I think.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Anytime :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOOK AT THIS LOVE CONNECTION

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m shy in IRL, and was hella late to the Hoops Party.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re a good community :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“Whites Only” pool woman appealed, but god DENIED:

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — A Cincinnati landlord who claimed a black girl’s hair products clouded an apartment complex’s swimming pool discriminated against the child by posting a poolside “White Only” sign, an Ohio civil rights panel said Thursday in upholding a previous finding.

The Ohio Civil Rights Commission voted 4-0 against reconsidering its finding from last fall. There was no discussion.

The group found on Sept. 29 that Jamie Hein, who is white, violated the Ohio Civil Rights Act by posting the sign at a pool at the duplex where the teenage girl was visiting her parents.

The parents filed a discrimination charge with the commission and moved out of the duplex in the racially diverse city to “avoid subjecting their family to further humiliating treatment,” the commission said in a release announcing its finding.

An investigation revealed that Hein in May posted on the gated entrance to the pool an iron sign that stated “Public Swimming Pool, White Only,” the commission statement said.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

God denied, hm?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Better appeal to the Holy Ghost then!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to point out that the reporting is from Columbus, but the infraction happened in Cincinnati. In sum, TheBuckeyeBear was likely not the landlord involved.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

likely not the landlord involved

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Supreme Court hands down a rather big ruling yesterday. It is about First Amendment rights in the religious sector. Whether ministers (and other religious employees) have certain employment rights. The answers appears to be no. Very controversial, but also SUPER complicated. You should look at all the facts in this case before making an opinion.

Here is a story on it from NPR:

The U.S. Supreme Court for the first time has declared that the Constitution exempts ministers from the nation’s anti-discrimination laws. Wednesday’s decision was unanimous and groundbreaking — but it left unresolved some of the thorniest questions in determining who is a minister and who is not.

The court’s ruling came in the case of Cheryl Perich, a teacher at the Hosanna-Tabor Lutheran Church and School in Michigan. In 2004, Perich took leave when she was diagnosed with narcolepsy. But when her doctor certified her to return to work, the school asked her to resign, so she threatened to sue under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

“Their response was to fire me,” Perich said. “I can’t fathom how the Constitution would be interpreted in such a way as to deny me my civil rights as an elementary school teacher.”

The school did not dispute that it fired Perich because of her threat to sue, but it maintained that part of its faith requires that such disputes be resolved only internally within the church.

On Wednesday, the Supreme Court sided with the church, saying its actions were protected by the First Amendment’s freedom of religion guarantee.

Writing for the court, Chief Justice John Roberts noted that since the passage of the Civil Rights Act nearly a half-century ago, the lower courts have always carved out an exception that allows ministers to be hired and fired without regard to civil rights laws. Now the Supreme Court has agreed, making that position the law of the land. But on the more difficult question of determining who is and is not a minister, the court was equivocal, saying that would have to be determined on a case-by-case basis.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 AM PST reply actions  

It looks like this was actually a unanimous decision, insomuch as there are no dissenting opinions. But there were some concurring opinions that narrowed the focus of the agreement down.

The one thing that is big about the Roberts court is how narrow many of the decisions are. Roberts doesn’t like to make broad rulings (unless he’s allowing all corporate money to be OK). This one looks potentailly to be super narrow, too. But we’ll see how the future pans out.

Interesting case, thoguh.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

why are you talking to yourself?

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

So, I guess you didn’t find it as interesting.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s beyond my pay grade.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s weird I first read the above sentence as “it’s beyond my gay parade.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that’s redundant

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

hee hee.
btw, loving your new signature.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

all credit to LeonPowe

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

us too…

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It is interesting, and I appreciate your thoughts Twist.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

weird

I haven’t read the case, but I don’t get how a church can discriminate against someone with a disability. I certainly understand the idea of race/religion/etc. categories being excluded, but unless it’s the Church of the Really Healthy I don’t understand how that’s a freedom of religion issue.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused here. The Church claims it didnt fire her over her disability, but bc she threatened to sue. She says its because of the disability. So, Im not sure what is going on.

But thats essentially the frustration people have with the case. By limiting the state’s involvement with religious matters (per separation of church and state in first amendment) the Court might be opening up a situation where churches can fire ministers at will without any genuine recourse.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and then it’s an equal protection problem too, right? With no mitigating religious concern. “We don’t believe in courts” is not a tenet of faith I’m familiar with.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Its an every problem. Its any right that you and I have in the employment context gone, I think.

For example, if a priest discovers that the church is covering up a molestation scandal and goes to the press, the church can fire him and I believe this new ruling allows him no recourse. However, it doesn’t block the church and the individual molestors from criminal charges. Its not quite that broad.

I think CalBear81 did some employment law. She could potentially provide further insight into the changes here.

I say it is narrow, bc I think it is limited solely to those truly in the faith. So, if you work for a Catholic school, but you just teach math and you aren’t involved in a religious sense, this doesn’t cover you. But if you are the priest there and you teach religious studies, it does cover you.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

f*ing mess is what it is

these kinds of things that are “a very narrow holding” make for years of appellate court unscrambling, even where (like I think they are here) picking up a concept from several circuits.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I think like most anrrow Supreme Court rulings, it creates an optio for the lower court.

Unless the facts are 100,000% on point in whatever case their are dealing with, they can go “well, its close enough, well just do wht they said” OR “dude, not even close on the facts, who cares”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

True, but you consider the converse, you’ll see why they ruled this way. Say you’re a priest with views the church considers heretical, the church bans your ass, you sue claiming unfair firing (first amendment); now you placed the government in the position of deciding what the church should teach, which is a bad idea.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess it would be silly to say that you’d have to teach the agreed upon curriculum and leave your beliefs at home.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you make a prudent point here.

The other option is getting the state REALLY involved in the churches, which goes against the first amendment.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup pretty much this. Since she was considered a “minister” and not just a secular teacher, the church can do what they want.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

*it wants.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Whats your view on this, atoms? Are you OK with it or are you against the ruling?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the ruling is fine. I might feel differently if she had a clearly non-ministerial role, like if she were a janitor or whatever.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you feel dirty for siding with Roberts, Alioto, Thomas and co?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No dirtier than Ginsburg, Sotomayor, Kagan, Breyer, and Kennedy must have felt.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But you are you!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Alioto?

Is that like the love child of Alito and the DC from Oregon?

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not all of his opinions are winners, but occasionally he just blitzes the shit out of Ginsberg and gets a turnover.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Bush found out about him bc of a Texas street agent

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

How would it be an equal protection problem if it is just churches making these hiring and firing decisions?

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

not that this is how the issue was framed at court

Because a class of disabled people (i.e. those employed by churches) are not protected by a law supposedly protecting them because of their disability.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

They still are protected, if they are lay teachers.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Illegal to lay teachers.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if underage.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What about GSIs?

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably just unethical.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Twist, that’s exactly what they are saying – but not lay people who work for the church.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Have to lay it out, to be clear

Teacher’s timeline: She got sick, tried to come back to work, they ask her to resign [personal rights re:disability violated here], she threatens to sue, they fire her, courts get involved.

Church’s timeline: She got sick, tried to come back to work, they ask her to resign, she threatens to sue, they fire her [Church’s right to freedom of religion used here], courts get involved.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

She’s ordained as a minister, and is teaching religious subjects.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I see that distinction, and did really appreciate your note about the converse view, but that leads back to natteringabob’s view that

"We don’t believe in courts" is not a tenet of faith I’m familiar with.

So, If you are teaching religious subjects, they can fire you for wearing the wrong color socks, because pink-argyle is the anti-christ.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I get that this sounds F-ed up, and immediately strikes one as unfair. But if the courts get involved with telling churches who can, or can teach religion, the result is even worse.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Did they claim at trial that they dismissed her for heresy/apostasy/whatever?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I think their position was that all ministers were “at will” hires.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

No entiendo.

So much is so strange…. in the meantime, the IRS is deciding whether or not churches are “bona fide” churches.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think it’s fair they try to prevent tax dodgers.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, I agree. I’ll just say ‘agree to disagree’ and thank my lucky-stars that I’m not a lawyer.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

at least lawyers’ offices don’t get protested! AndBears is the 1%!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

THEY HAVEN’T FOUND ME YET AND DON’T YOU TELL THEM BOOMTHO

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

My son and I got into a big fight over this. I think the Supremes did the right thing, he thinks religion is bullshit.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

His argument doesnt seem to relate to the case

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, if this were a corporation which was saying ‘because we make widgets, and widgets are protected under the freedom of widgets act, we can fire whomever we want’, It would seem pretty BS to me.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

But it doesn’t apply to widget manufactures.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe that’s why that woman lost the case.

“Your honor, RELIGION IS BULLSHIT!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

’THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!"

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH AS EXPRESSED IN THE PENTATEUCH!”

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

DID YOU ORDER THE PLAUGE OF LOCUSTS!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with both of you.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Spoken like a (successful) politician.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ha

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Based on what little I know of the case, it seems that he limited the holding to simply say “ministers” fall outside of the reach of state power because of the free exercise clause blah blah blah.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

anyone watch The Layover in San Francisco this week? Bourdain got pretty hammered, I found it inspiring.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 AM PST reply actions  

Mr Bing’s!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve actually been to Li Po before, will have to have that Mai Tai next time. The time I was there was my third stop of the night, I didn’t really want anything other than a beer by then.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That was this week’s? Should be on my DVR…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Which channel? Travel or Disc? I’ll have to look for it. Sounds cool.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope it was with a ball-peen hammer.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

no but it was from lots of bourbon at Comstock Saloon, a familiar experience for me.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

speaking of drinking the Gold Dust Lounge may be closing. I support a CGB HH in this historic location.

(yes, I’m willing to find an excuse for HH anywhere)

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

and it’s even worse… it would be closing to a a Limited can go in…. WTF???

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this just took a turn for the Ohio…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

it is Powell Street….

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

kudos

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I will be at the Gold Dust on the 27th to pay my respects.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Is the show worth watching in general? I enjoyed it, but wasn’t sure if it was because of the show or because of San Francisco.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the show—but I like Anthony Bourdain in general and enjoy his dickishness

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

that asian chef was annoying me though

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

the lopsided hair?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah but he just seemed super awkward on camera

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Anthony Myint fro Mission Chinese Food.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

his name was danny

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

conversely, the female Vietnamese chefs were outstanding

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

yup, i agree.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

also playing liar’s dice at li po was pretty cool (i only saw the middle ~20ish minutes)

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I played liars dice at fishbowl once. I am not a good liar….

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

truth, i’ve met you and YOU WERE CLEARLY NOT A TURKEY.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

DON’T TELL ANYONE

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

hey DC

Everton signed Darron Gibson – thoughts?

The 24-year-old, a product of United’s youth system, made 60 appearances for Alex Ferguson’s side since making his debut in 2005 but never nailed down a regular place in the side despite scoring a few spectacular goals.

Gibson has signed a four-and-a-half-year contract, Everton said on their website

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

super bargain and low risk if he doesn’t pan out.

Moyes does a great job in getting the most out of his players and at 24, Gibson is still young enough to progress

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

rather than create a whole new answer, I shall share the email thread between me and my brother on this subject

Me:

hey look, Everton got someone in the transfer window… ..oh. It’s Darron Gibson

My brother:

It could be worse. It could have been…well…no, that’s pretty bad

Me:

SIGH. I know that Moyes and Ferguson have this symbiotic relationship in which Moyes takes the deadweight off Ferguson’s hands for a competitive price (in this case, Ferguson is the crocodile, Moyes is the bird, and Gibson is the rotting chunk of wildebeest being picked out of Ferguson’s teeth), but there should be a limit.

My brother:

Well, you never know. Everton are getting someone who could conceivably be a workman in the midfield

Me:

I am willing to be convinced, but optimism remains limited.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Every little bit helps. At this point, I just want them to steer clear of relegation to avoid even further financial disaster.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Europa League money would help too. It’s funny there’s so much bitching from the FA Cup folks about BPL teams fielding weakened teams—one solution: increase the payout to make it worthwhile.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I’ve never seen that picture but it is terrible.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

the Dirty Tackle blog on Yahoo Sports is good for this kind of stuff

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that Landon’s adventures of Epic Broportions is back!

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I am willing to be convinced, but optimism remains limited.

yeah…he’s got a shot…but not to much else. but who knows, maybe he needed to be away from old trafford to succeed.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

in this case, Ferguson is the crocodile, Moyes is the bird, and Gibson is the rotting chunk of wildebeest being picked out of Ferguson’s teeth

Great analogy or greatest analogy?

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

thank you gift for rooney?

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

TOO SOON

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

only been 8 years!

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure of the exact notation, but I think that (Phil Neville + Louis Saha + Darron Gibson) /= Wayne Rooney.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you can thank George Washington and Abraham Lincoln before you thank Fergie for Howard

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, maybe the math is starting to add up.

I wonder if Alex Ferguson looks at De Gea and Lindegaard and thinks “what have I done…”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

probably thinking…edwin, come back.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

De Gea: CAN I HAZ DONUTS?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

JK I ALREADY TOOK THEM

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I’m the lone City fan here…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you may be the only one.

We’ve got Man U, Tott, Arsenal, and Everton represented. I think there is even a Leeds United fan too!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Chelsea here!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww, poor Liverpool. Well, not really.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

CAREFREE WHEREVER WE MAY BE
WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC
AND WE DON’T GIVE A FFFF WHOEVER YOU MAY BE
CUZ WE’RE THE FAMOUS CFC

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Rishi, come ON. Be a bit more creative than that.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

SEEEEEE!?!??!!?!

Or are you just trollin’ me :-P

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Drogba, baby!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re going to support Shanghai Shenhua next year?

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Not happening.

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by Rishi on Jan 14, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what they said about JR Smith, Anelka, Kenyon Martin, etc. Some people are greedy (and dumb) enough to accept the money.

Jean Tigana is the coach now though.

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Leeds, though I don’t even remember why now.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve got one of the cooler named players: Snodgrass

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i have buddy that’s a leeds fan, but then, he’s actually from leeds so it makes a lot of sense.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahem

Oxford United till I die

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! I love this random collection of English soccer teams we root for on an American College blog.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Blackburn checking in.

My brother-in-law is a huge Blackburn fan. And although they suck and might get relegated (probably?) he told me to say “suck it Man U”.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

manchester united here.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah no one cares, dude :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

guess i’m no tosh at recruiting.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would you pick Man U? Unless you spent time in England or something, or your family just happen to be big Man U fans… Or wait, did they have a Korean player?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You could ask that same question of the millions of bandwagoners around the world…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BANDWAGONER

and they still have a korean player, and he’s awesome.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

added bonus when united signed park.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

when my roommate and i play fifa, we spend the whole game trying to get him goals. not a winning strategy but still hella fun.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I love doing stuff like that on FIFA.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s either him or peter crouch. we effing love peter crouch scoring goals.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

*and naturally, always doing the robot.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i spend most of my time trying to win ONE header…just one, CPU, let me win just one.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

and not have him crumple into a heap again? it’s awesome!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t love Crouchy scoring goals?

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like a nifty break dancer

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

must nifty elsewhere too

’cause he definitely scored a world cup winner in terms of wife.

abigail clancy.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

dude what the fuck

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW RITE?

I didn’t know stripes and solid green went so well together

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I only noticed the eyeshadow, should have coordinated better.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the blue trim.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hear he’s really well endowed in the wallet.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

How is the possible?

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He's 6'8"

THINK OF THE DOWNSTAIRS

plus, he’s a rich footballer

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

We actually discussed this on my other community the other day

You’d be surprised.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

go on…?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Starts with “micro-”

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you’re right.

Footballers make a lot of money, but they’re likely to spend more too

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

When you win an agrument over there, do you go “YOU JUST GOT DOOCE’D!”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I don’t fire people…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

AND HE’S AWAY AARON LENNON . . . . CROUCH!

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to get better at FIFA… :(

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ryan giggs fa cup goal against arsenal.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

ryan giggs is not korean

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…too hairy.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

in 99. saw that in high school and was a fan afterwards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quI_LkMj4HI

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh. I guess that’s as decent an explanation as any :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers fan calling someone else a bandwagoner… HMMMMMMM

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I consider myself a free agent, not a bandwagoner!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HMMMMMMMM what? I’m not complaining about the existence bandwagon fans. I just wonder why someone would willfully choose to be one.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Time to jump on that Cal bandwagon.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s Cal?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

5 stars recruits!

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you are not alone

many people are, stunningly, confused at this. Apparently because they think people (casual fans) should enjoy watching miserable, mediocre teams of limited ability lose.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying there are only two categories of teams in the world? Rich, dominant mega-successful teams and miserable, mediocre teams?

Look, I totally get why people here in the Bay Area were quick to adopt the Giants over the past couple of years (or the past decade really). That makes plenty of sense. They’re the local team, and when they do well, they’re going to get more interest around here. That’s how it works. That’s normal.

But for someone distant, who has no geographic or familial loyalty, to pick a team, unless there’s some special reason or moment or whatever, it seems lame and obvious to pick the dominant team. It’s like if someone lived in England and decided they wanted to get into baseball, picking the Yankees his rooting interest would be really really lame. I’m not saying that someone would have to pick a team like the Pittsburgh Pirates or something to have any cred, but don’t pick the friggin’ Yankees.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like if someone lived in England and decided they wanted to get into baseball, picking the Yankees his rooting interest would be really really lame.

Isn’t this what people do abroad?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s easier to follow the bigger/better teams overseas. more information/more likely able to find games on tv/internet.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Taiwanese people loved the Yankees when they had a Taiwanese player!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

did they like the nationals when chin ming wang was pitching for them?

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably, but I wasn’t in Taiwan at that time, so I didn’t hear about it as much. Everyone was scandalized when I declared my hatred for the Yankees.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Japanese people better be rooting for Scranton Wilkes Barre while they have Kei Igawa!!!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If somebody sees the Yankees, or the Lakers, or whoever, on TV, they happen to get excited and interested, and starts following them, what difference does it make where they live? Thanks to MLB rules you can more or less forget about seeing the Pirates or Marlins anyway.

For extra credit, did the A’s have more fans in the late 80s, or now after 5 years without a winning record? All those creeps who rooted for the Bash Brothers were really lame, they should have waited until they could root for Omar Olivares.

If you’re saying you don’t like front-runners, who change favorite teams every year, that’s one thing. But I had more than a bellyful of Giants fans kvetching about people who, amazingly, were more interested in Buster Posey and Tim Lincecum than they were with Jeff Fassero and Michael Tucker.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m saying that teams like the Yankees, Lakers, Celtics, Manchester United, Brazilian National Soccer… Those are all such historically dominant powers that anybody who is approaching the sport anew from a neutral perspective should at least know what they represent. They’re in a category of their own. You know going in that you’re picking one of the most dominant teams in the sport to root for.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re still talking about people who know nothing about the sport, right? Those are the teams that will be on TV for the playoffs or big games, and who people will see. They will watch them win, and they might like them. Then they might see them again.

Maybe there should be sports viewing licenses, so prospective fans pass a history exam before they decide they like watching David Beckham kick a ball.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody has to pass a history exam or even be a fan of the sport in question to know that those teams are superpowers.

If you grew up or live in NY, or your family were all Yankees fans and they handed it down to you, or your spouse is a Yankees fan, or some explanation like that, fine. Be a Yankees fan. If you just decide, hey I’m gonna start liking the Yankees, well, then that’s your prerogative, but I’m gonna think you’re lame.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would anyone who doesn’t know anything about the NBA know that the Lakers are a superpower? And even if they do, why are they not entitled to root for whoever (yeah, I did it) they want to? Why is that lame? Who the hell are people in Nebraska supposed to root for?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Thunder?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Which gives them a natural hockey team: Lightning!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if there are any Thunder and Lightning fans out there…

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

who isn’t a Fire Starkey fan on this blog?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it’s just common cultural knowledge. Besides, it’s not hard to figure out once you start getting into the sport. Sure, they’re entitled to root for whomever they want… and I’m entitled to think it’s lame :)

Someone in Nebraska? [shrug] There are plenty of interesting/exciting teams. The Thunder, for one. Hell, this year, the Clippers look interesting. The Mavs were a good story last year. The Blazers look somewhat promising. The Nuggets and Jazz have been decent for a while, and they’re pretty close by. The Bulls are close by and they’re plenty exciting.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You are entitled to think it’s lame, and as I said you are not alone, it’s just off-putting. Maybe you hang around sports fans exclusively, but I can tell you that if someone here decided to root for the Red Wings, they don’t know shite about Steve Yzerman, at least until they’ve seen a bunch of games.

Arguing they should “root, root root for the home team” is one thing. Suggesting someone in Chadron should be a Blazers fan is crazy, especially given the dramatic likelihood they’re going to see eleventy Lakers games before they ever see one Blazers game.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Really, in this day and age with almost everyone having cable TV and sports packages which let you watch whichever pro team you want?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“almost everyone” in Nebraska? Pine Ridge?

And if I’m following your argument, they, in fact, should not watch whichever pro team they want.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Could and should are two different things. :)

Like I said, they’re free to front-run all they want, and I’m free to judge them for it.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you hate kids in Omaha that decided to follow Cal baseball last spring when they saw the team there and order hats from Berkeley. They suck!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s stupid. Cal isn’t a superpower, except maybe in Rugby.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then I hope they buy BYU rugby jerseys!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, you’re reading way too much into it. I don’t HATE anyone. In fact, I’ll welcome any non-affiliated bandwagoners if they want to follow a team I like for whatever reason. But if it’s a superpower team, then it’s a little mystifying to me. To get back to the original topic of this conversation, I’m somewhat interested in following EPL a bit more. I know very little about it. But I wouldn’t choose ManU. I’d probably be more inclined to choose, I dunno, Arsenal, or Liverpool, or Everton perhaps.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So, how did you choose the Dodgers, again?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My Dad has been a Dodger fan since they came to LA in 1958, and I grew up going to Dodger games down in Southern California.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So what if you lived in Phoenix when you were growing up? When the Dodgers happened to be good, and on TV an awful lot when there weren’t other channels available?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

think phoenix, like vegas, was dodger territory before the dbacks.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 5:44 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That would be fine. The Dodgers also aren’t a superpower. You don’t think the teams I explicitly mentioned are in a class of their own when it comes to dominating their sports?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

they should be though.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 5:47 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Hopefully they are one day… :(

I’m hoping the next owner will make us the Yankees of the NL in terms of spending (and hopefully we have a competent GM to take advantage of the bump in payroll).

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Lasorda/Garvey Dodgers weren’t a superpower? Walter O’Malley basically ran MLB. Check out “Lords of Creation” for delicious stories like the creation of the San Diego Padres as a perpetual Dodger patsy.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

so…the dodgers should have more than 5 ws titles then…

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No, they weren’t. Yeah, they went to the WS 4 times in 7 years, which is an awesome stretch. But they only won once, in large part because they kept playing the Yankees. Need I remind you that the Yankees have 27 WS championships and FORTY American League pennants? They’re simply on another level. There are great historical franchises in baseball, like the Dodgers and Giants and Cardinals and Red Sox, but none of those dominate the sport like the Yankees have, ever since forever.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were even better in the 60’s?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

2 WS championships in the 60s, thanks to Koufax, Drysdale, et al.

Still kept running into the Yankee buzzsaw though. It’s a recurring theme in Dodger history.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

haven’t the dodgers been to the world series more often than any other team other than the yanks?

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re tied with St. Louis for second if you count the Cards’ American Association pennants.

Of course the Dodgers went a bunch of times only to lose to the Yankees. The Dodgers have 22 pennants but only 6 WS championships. The Cardinals have 11, the A’s have 9, the Red Sox have 7, and the Dodgers and Giants are tied at 6.

The Giants have 21 pennants, just for comparison.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I like seeing you explain the Dodgers’ crapulence, but you’re sinking here.

“Lords of Creation”. Also, take a look at “Bottom of the Ninth”, a nice romp through the roughshod run to get a nice hunk of Los Angeles and a privately-owned stadium all to themselves.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it compares pretty evenly to the Giants’ crapulence (21 pennants, 6 WS wins).

And yeah, O’Malley got a sweet deal when he moved to LA. Sounds like a pretty brilliant fucking idea to bring baseball west, wouldn’t you say? You probably wouldn’t be a Giants fan if he hadn’t.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously

if you don’t understand how O’Malley ran baseball, especially after the Yankees started sucking, it’s fairly risible that you want to attribute historical knowledge to new sports fans.

And I’ve lived in both towns the Giants played in, so you’d be wrong. It’s pretty fun to wear my Mays shirt around NY and talk to people who remember him.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

What the heck is your point? What are you prattling on about? I get you don’t like the Dodgers and are probably trying to troll me, but I don’t get it. O’Malley was an influential owner nearly 50 years ago while the Yankees had their harrowing drought between winning pennants in 1964 and 1976, over which time the Dodgers won… 3 whole pennants? Okay… so?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My point is that O’Malley and the Dodgers were as powerful as the Yankees, if not the Yankees of the NL before the leagues were combined in the 90s. He created the Angels to have a nice tenant for his team. He engineered the creation of the Padres to have a local whipping-boy. You already noticed what they did to Brooklyn and the PCL with their move. I can tell this is not something you researched before becoming a Dodgers’ fan. You should do so sometime.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 14, 2012 5:45 AM PST up reply actions  

so…didn’t want to be the only team on the west coast…

by j.lee on Jan 14, 2012 10:41 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

It’s like you haven’t read a single thing I’ve posted. Amazing lack of reading comprehension, or excellent trolling all around.

1) It doesn’t matter for squat that O’Malley was politically influential 50 years ago. It really doesn’t. The Dodgers have pretty much an identical record to the Giants in terms of pennants and WS titles. We haven’t been back to the fucking World Series in 24 years and don’t look to be headed back anytime soon. We are no way the Yankees of anything. To compare them to the Yanks, or Man U, or the Celtics or Lakers or whatever, is completely and totally asinine. They’re a historically good team with a grand history, but they’re in no way comparable to the Yankees.

2) EVEN if they were Yankees of the NL or whatever as you ludicrously claim, I didn’t “pick” them. I inherited them. I was born and raised in Southern California. My Dad has been a Dodger fan since 1958. I don’t begrudge anyone who lives in New York or belongs to a family of Yankee fans for continuing the tradition.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 14, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’m aware of the controversial history of the O’Malleys and the circumstances of the Dodgers’ move to LA. I’m surprised you haven’t also heaped the poor evicted residents of Chavez Ravine on my head as well. It’s not relevant to the discussion though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

tl:dr

I’m just assuming that the take-home message is that the Yankees, Dodgers, and Lakers all suck.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 14, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I’ll summarize: Natteringnabob hates the Dodgers, likes trolling.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

no

The message is: I don’t care who you root for, or why, and your rules for why an orphan who didn’t have a father to teach them about a sport, or someone who had no exposure to a sport, has some duty of inquiry are ludicrous. Perhaps your future lectures to new fans on their errant ways will be more effective than mine about yours.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 15, 2012 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You keep framing things in such weird terms like “duty of inquiry”. Dude, if you are new to baseball and randomly want to root for the Yankees, so be it, that’s your choice. But people are gonna think you’re a frontrunner, and for good reason. That’s all I’m saying.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 15, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

SPURS

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. This is going to sound silly and trivial but I dislike the NBA Spurs so it’d be hard to overcome that association. Also the word Tottenham makes me think of Hottentot, which also isn’t a nice direction for my mind to go in. Sorry boomtho :-/

I’m willing to be courted by supporters of other teams though!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going to keep ragging on you, but I hope you will not burden too many new, excited fans you encounter with lectures about what morons they are for rooting for whatever team they choose. Or rant on, whatever you feel.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they’re morons. Obviously it feels nice to support a winner.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand this at all. You’re suggesting that people should make a conscious decision to follow teams that are likely to lose? Why on earth would someone do that? I mean, I love my Bears and all but I would never on God’s green earth suggest that someone should CHOOSE to become a Cal fan. That’s the path to tears and angst. What kind of freaking sadist are you?

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re suggesting that people should make a conscious decision to follow teams that are likely to lose?

Scootie, you (and nabob) are arguing against things I am not saying. Please point out where at ANY point did I say to root for a team that’s “likely to lose”? When the issue of a possible NBA fan in Nebraska was raised, did I direct them to the Warriors, or the Kings, or the Minnesota Timberwolves? Hell no. I offered a list of exciting, interesting teams that have a chance to compete and be successful, but AREN’T the lazy, easy, frontrunner choice.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Though I guess in a sense, since only 1 team can win a championship in any year, then I guess every team is “likely to lose”, and only the superpower is least likely.

If you had a friend who wanted to get into college football, would you advise that person, “Be an Alabama fan” or “Be an Ohio State fan” because they’re most likely to win?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Cleveland: you’re either a diehard fan, or you’re not into sports at all

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I would probably say

“root for whoever the hell you want to”.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

“Thanks for the advice! I’m so glad I came to my knowledgeable college football fan friend to guide me. That’s so helpful.”

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If this hypothetical person already chose a team, what “advice” would they need? Why would they listen to pious lectures about the evils of the Lakers/Yankees/Microsoft?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Arsenal and Liverpool? That’s like choosing USC or Texas instead of Alabama!

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it? Has Arsenal won much recently? I thought they have a reputation for losing to Manchester, kind of like a Yankees-Dodgers scenario or something. Though, like I said, I don’t have a ton of EPL knowledge, but I knew an English dude who rooted for them and he seemed to have a decent sports sensibility.

I know even less about Liverpool. I thought Chelsea was another one of those dominant kinds of teams though so I left them off. Man City seems to be kind of like the Miami Heat or something… I dunno, make the case, help me choose!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Manchester United: 19 league championships
Liverpool: 18
Arsenal: 13

Add in Chelsea and you have the only four clubs to win the title since Blackburn in 1995.

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So, looks like Arsenal have won it 3 times since 1992, as have Chelsea, though all of theirs are more recent… And Manchester has won it 12 times, and Liverpool hasn’t won since 1990.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Chelsea is nouveau-riche. For a college football analogy, Chelsea=Oregon, Manchester City=Oklahoma St.

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Very interesting. So, who should I root for?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So far, Everton looks pretty attractive. They might be the leader for me right now.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I hate Arsenal but they’re a good choice. They play beautiful football and they’ve built more based on a moneyballish strategy rather than spending $$$$$$$$$$$$$.

If you don’t want to pick one of the ‘Big 4’ or ‘sky 6’ then Fulham, Everton, Aston Villa or Newcastle are all excellent choices.

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, if you want to pick based on the quality of the SBN blog, I humbly submit that Tottenham is the clear choice.

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

Sorry Leon, and sorry Nick, just based on my initial research here… Everton’s got a long and colorful history (109 years in the top league! That’s longer than any other team), they’re a founding member of the EPL, they’ve some history of success (9 titles) and it seems like they’re competitive a fair amount of the time… and it looks they’ve got a few Americans (including Landon Donovan and Tim Howard), plus they’ve got a blue-and-gold away kit… I think they’re gonna be my guys. Does that mean DC Trojan and I will share a team? That should be interesting.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Now is a painful time for Everton, and sadly Landon won’t be around much longer) but it’s a solid choice.

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if it’s painful, at least DC Trojan’s cheery disposition will help keep my spirits up :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

until you watch an everton game. yeah…not much beautiful game going on there. i say, if aren’t going to watch my team, then watch spurs. they’re essenfially united without the defenders/winning. generally, it’s all attack attack attack.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH LEDLEY?!?

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ledly > sol.

if he had knees, woulda been great.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

SPEAK AMERICAN, DAMMIT!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

COME OFF IT, YOU’RE COMPLETE RUBBISH

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by norcalnick on Jan 14, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I find Barca’s tiki taka play interesting and fun to watch. Granted all the diving and complaining at every call by both sides during El Clásico was kinda off-putting…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s interesting. i like xavi and iniesta’s game/close control of the ball. but the rest of them go down way too easily.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

It’s a joy to watch Messi though. Wonder if he’ll win his 4th Ballon d’Or…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

well damn…kobe w/ 42 tonight.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

And it’s times like this that make me want to buy NBA league pass…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, how would you describe Everton’s style, if any?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

uninspiring to watch.

but they’re tough and physical, but not dirty. like to play down the wings, but they simply don’t have a magicians on the wing to consistently create chances.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. I’ll try to watch a few games and see how I feel about it. Thanks for the heads-up. I’d like to see what DC has to say about it :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well…i’m certain he watches more everton games than i do.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the difference that Donovan makes on his cameos – his crosses from the wings are excellent. (Everton got sca-rewed today on a decent penalty shout in the first half).

Broadly though you’re right – they’re good at maintaining possession but they desperately need to score more goals. Moyes needs to stop arsing about and play a straight 4 – 4 – 2

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by DC Trojan on Jan 14, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

in fact, if there was no united, i would’ve been a spurs fan too.

united and spurs are the 2 teams that i like to watch in the epl.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Just bear in mind that Everton is the most successful soccer team I support, before you make any decisions.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 14, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

SO MUCH SOCCER!

YOU ALL LIVE IN AMMMUURRICAH! NEVER FORGET THAT!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I have a buddy who picked up the EPL a couple of years ago and he first rails against front running ManU fans . . . and then you go out and choose Aresnal as your team? Really?

Plus he always talks about “us” and “we” – I think if you’re going to do that, at least become a member of the club. (I’m a member of Fulham)

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 3:13 AM PST up reply actions  

(I’m a member of Fulham)

Does your butler
Does your butler
Does your butler know you’re here?

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by DC Trojan on Jan 14, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We are Fulham, we are Fulham, we are Fulham, FFC,
We are Fulham, Super Fulham, we are Fulham, fuck Chelsea.

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA. Arsenal lost to Swansea.

by puresilence on Jan 15, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Look, I totally get why people here in the Bay Area were quick to adopt the Giants over the past couple of years (or the past decade really). That makes plenty of sense. They’re the local team, and when they do well, they’re going to get more interest around here. That’s how it works. That’s normal.

Careful, atoms!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, not to worry. I’m thoroughly immune from liking the Giants.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They should be cool hipsters and root for lousy teams instead!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i have an expos hat!

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You probably bought in 94 you big sellout! Let’s see your Jarry Park ticket stubs!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually he probably bought it in 2009 from Lidz after a rapper started wearing it.

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AND
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that is EXACTLY 100% what I am saying, thanks.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

brb flattening the brim on my teal A’s hat

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

GO PORTLAND AS!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Quiet you, you can’t root for them unless you live in Multnomah County.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we go again…

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No! I’m a City fan.

We’re talking about NBA< right?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG DOOM
I first posted this as he responded to a question that he thinks it would take "close to $1 mil’’ (meaning million) to get Lupoi to come to Washington. As I wrote above, he made a reported $164,000 last year at Cal. As Biggins noted earlier, and as other rumors have also stated, UW may be putting a hard press on Lupoi to try to get him north, even if it sounds like he’s predisposed to want to stay at Cal - trying to make him an offer he may not be able to refuse, so to speak. As Biggins notes, UW "pretty much has an open checkbook’’ if it wants to try to lure assistants - especially now with the influx of Pac-12 TV money, which helped bring up the bottom teams financially but also made the rich richer.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

i don’t see him getting more than 600k, the salary of the DC there.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

that doesn’t sound like DOOOOOOM to me??

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

then make it sound like DOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

so he’ll prolly become co-defensive coordinator?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

he’ll probably go straight to co-AD and make as much as everyone under him put together.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Tosh for Chancellor!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Tosh for Head Troll!… TROSH!

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Old Whip

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

New Whip

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

take off that red metallic paint!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it would be great to paint it blue and make the stripes yellow, like our helmets/jerseys. But isn’t repainting a car crazy expensive?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah pretty much

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

when did you start hating cal??

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Will you paint my ride?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I got mine blue with the white roof/stripes. Yellow stripes would have seemed awesome, but I don’t actually think they would have looked as good as the white contrast does.

Also, I secretly think the red/white version of that car looks awesome, but I could never own one.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

A Cal blue or a UCLA blue?

I tend to only like black, white and red cars, but I would make an exception for a Cal Mini Tailgating Machine!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Officially, "Laser Blue"

Not a true Cal Blue, but I like it plenty.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Punk'd

Someone drove your car to the water!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

No, that photo was taken here in Columbus earlier today.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny

The Olentangy is usually much cleaner.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

When it’s not on fire.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Wrong region. IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW OHIO AT ALL!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My hidden shame.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

No, there’s no shame in that.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, the S5 belongs to the missus, right?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, that is “her” car and thus it has auto transmission.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone’s gonna think you’re a Rams fan.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

better than the chiefs.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Majority Whip

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Old whip looks like more fun.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal financial statements

So, I recently made some year-end donations to Cal Athletics (and the university) for seat-selection priority points and whatnot, which got me wondering how much money Cal receives in donations and what they’re spending it on. I couldn’t find anything until this morning when I searched for just the right terms. Behold:

For the fiscal year ending June 30, 2011, Cal Athletics had $65.2 million in revenue, of which $15.9 came from ticket sales and $8.1 million from “contributions”, which I’m assuming are donations. On the other side of the ledger, they spent $8.9 million on athletic student aid and $14.5 million on coaches’ salaries. Also, it looks like contributions and revenue have fallen for three straight fiscal years.

Also interesting: for FY 2002, football generated $3.6 million in ticket sales. In FY 2011, football ticket sales brought in $12.2 million (which probably includes lots of AT&T season ticket sales).

by minesweeper on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

at the CAA event last night Theresa Kuhn Gould said ticket revenue was down significantly this year.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

do you mean the season that ended, or for the upcoming one (projections)?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It was about this last year in AT&T.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

gracias.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

z

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

wow goth teen weirdos really are all bark!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

goth’s have dreadies?!

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

actually kinda fun.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha that’s pretty cool

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to bring this over, if it wasn’t already. Love it.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody see Parks and Rec last night? The political rally scene was A M A Z I N G

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

I put it off because I was watching the game last night. I need to watch it…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I put it off because I’ve only seen the first two episodes so far.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel the first season is kinda slow, but the second season is amazing.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what everyone has told me. The first season is too Office-esque. Not that it is bad, but I feel like I’ve seen this all before.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It gets much better.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Just finished it. Oh god that was awesome.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

get up on your feeeet

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Every time the music started over, I died laughing

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

dunk attempt was classic, yo.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

watched a little bit of it.

didn’t know rashida jones was on the show. has she always been on the show?

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, she’s a regular.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A bit of an understatement, but yes, she is.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently the daughter of Quincy Jones! Who knew.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Presumably, Quincy Jones did.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I did!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

As did I. Granted I tend to look up bios of actors/actresses I like to increase my repository of useless information.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton.

Younger sister of Kidada Jones, who was Tupac’s fiancee (he was on his way to visit her when he was killed).

Kidada:

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, Quincy knows how to make daughters.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

wat
Deuce Bigelow was looking big and high as CBS’ Rob this Thursday night premiered to 13.48 million total viewers and a 4.1 demo rating, representing CBS’ best numbers in the 8:30 slot since May 2010.

link

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 10:19 AM PST reply actions  

watched it…it had its moments, but i wouldn’t add it to my OMGNEEDTOWATCH list just yet.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Watched the pilot. No me gusta.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

“YOU CAN DO IT!”

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

“Arch your back for security!”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

z
Riots break out in Beijing over iPhone 4s:

Angry customers and gangs of scalpers threw eggs at Apple Inc.’s flagship Beijing store Friday after its opening for the China launch of the iPhone 4S was canceled due to concerns over the size of the crowd.

Apple reacted to the scuffle by postponing iPhone 4S sales in its mainland China stores to protect the safety of customers and employees. It said the phone still will be sold online and through its local carrier.

Customers including migrant workers hired by scalpers in teams of 20 to 30 to buy iPhones for resale at a markup to Chinese gadget fans waited overnight in freezing weather at the Apple store in Beijing’s east side Sanlitun district.

The crowd erupted after the store failed to open on schedule at 7 a.m. Some threw eggs and shouted at employees through the windows.

A person with a megaphone announced the sale was canceled. Police ordered the crowd to leave and sealed off the area with yellow tape. Employees posted a sign saying the iPhone 4S was out of stock.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

I love those new commercials that make fun of the Apple freaks/nerds that are waiting in line.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

if it looks the same how will people know we upgraded

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

France downgrade on the horizon?

1

Reports that Standard & Poor’s anticipated downgrade of France’s AAA credit rating could come Friday sent a current of worry through the markets Friday fresh on the heels of a steep drop in fourth-quarter profits from JPMorgan Chase.

France and several other eurozone governments were notified by S&P that their ratings would be cut as soon as Friday, the Wall Street Journal reported, though Germany is not believed to be among them.

The ratings agency warned in December that downgrades could be forthcoming for 15 of the eurozone’s 17 governments, including those with AAA ratings like France and Germany.

While a one-notch downgrade for France appeared imminent Friday, the market has been well aware of the likelihood for months, as spreads between French and German 10-year bonds grew progressively wider through the fall.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

whoops

[1]

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

nah

THIS bailout will work. No, it will. Really. Wait, what?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha, I’ve been eating bananas like that for a while now :)

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT??

I so wanted to make a comment that said “insert horribly racist joke here”, but I resisted.

Totally should have done it!

lulz

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

And your hands stay clean?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s a tiny bit of stuff on them, but nothing significant. Besides, if you’re a banana with a mushy neck, it’ll be way messier to open it the conventional way.

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s brown, open upside-down!

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

But what if I’m not a banana with a mushy neck?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Then we snap your neck, rip you open, and feast upon your soft innards.

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

But I thought you hated vegetarian food!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

a) I enjoy vegetarian food!

b) You ain’t a veggie.

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m food and I’m vegetarian.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So are cows.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

BAZINGA! rec’d with enthusiasm

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought we crushed skulls and ate the goo inside on Thursdays?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand the last hint… 9V batteries are just bundles of other batteries? Opening batteries isn’t usually a good idea, but it’s not something I’ve done a lot of work on.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t really get that one either. Can one of the scientists/engineers please explain?

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

wiki sez :

Nine-volt alkaline batteries are constructed of six individual 1.5V LR61 cells enclosed in a wrapper. These cells are slightly smaller than standard LR8D425 AAAA cells and can be used in their place for some devices, even though they are 3.5 mm shorter.

BATTERY = ONE OR MORE CELLS WIRED TOGETHER TO PRODUCE DESIRED VOLTAGE AND CAPACITY IN CERTAIN FORM FACTOR

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

totally have been using that sneezing hack for years.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

and for brain freeze.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been doing that Thesis sourcing thing too. easy.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

i got through a lot of my MBA classes using this technique.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s exactly how I researched the background info for my thesis back in the day.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

“life hacks” lol

Anyway, some of these are useful, some are unethical, and some are kinda dumb.

Also, who the hell struggles with bananas that much?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

if the stem gets too soft, you can’t really peel with your hands. I always take a knife to make an incision if that happens though.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take your word for it. I’d prefer clean hands while eating but that’s me.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

the elevator hack sounds like a douche-tier move

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

So is “rebooting” the credit card machine.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Dunno, that might be useful in holiday shopping when temp cashier is all “swipe again” and you are all “SWIPE THIS MUTHAFUCKA” and then it reboots and works.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless you walk into an empty elevator where someone else has already pressed several buttons more than they needed.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Like in Elf.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds fucking awesome. Oh, weird, why are we skipping all these floors? Oh wait, we’re stopping here finally. What do you know, this is where I need to get off!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily I work on one of the lowest floors of my building, so I can try this without pissing too many people off.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to know if this works, so please report back.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Als

Common uses for household products: http://i.imgur.com/Lufou.jpg (huge image)

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Unlock a chain with a rubber band hack is supposed to be used after the elevator hack?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

THEN USE WHITTLE SHIV OUT OF BIC PEN HACK

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, the header was just supposed to read “z”!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Craig James for Senative!!!!!!!!!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You can then use that bic for an emergency tracheotomy.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

cold beer and head antenna

When I was in grad school there was a period when I ran the (sad but socially necessary) grad student social hours. We used the ice / salt water trick to cool down cases of beer at a time. Worked a little too well.

As for the head antenna, the spare key to my wife’s car doesn’t have great range for remote unlocking… unless I put it on the side of my head. For some reason this really bothers her. Can’t remember when I discovered that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Top Gear also illustrated the head antenna

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been doing this longer than I’ve been watching Top Gear.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

you are such a trendsetter

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to take that compressed air stuff and turn it upside down, then spray the outside of the can with that, then wrap it in some napkins.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done this with my key fob too. Works great.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Worked a little too well

Did the beer freeze or something?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Shitty beer goes down faster when it’s super cold, that’s science. It becomes a little too easy to get ahead of the pace notes for the evening.

(Even worse with cider, I found out once)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i open bananas that way…and people look at me funny when i do.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like that 3/5 “free” things are about ripping off hotels. Although, if our policy permitted it, I would give away all our lost and found. Most of it goes in the garbage.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Worlds With Friends saves life:

Addictive Scrabble-like game Words With Friends helped save the life of an Australian man with heart problems, reports Ozarks First.

Australian resident Georgie Fletcher met Beth Legler from Blue Springs, Missouri through a random Words With Friends game. Georgie’s husband Simon was experiencing some health problems, which Beth described to her husband Larry, who is a doctor.

Larry recognized the symptoms and urged Simon to go to a hospital, which turned out to be a last minute call, since Simon had a 99% blockage near his heart – an extremely serious condition.

"Had Larry not sent that message I don’t think Simon would have gone to the doctor that day," Beth said.

Three months later, Simon is alive and well and very thankful for that Words With Friends game. "I owe Larry everything…I’m really lucky to be here," admits Simon.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

I know “Worlds” gets you more points than “Words”, but I don’t think it’s the word you meant to use.

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s trying to take over the solar system, one move at a time.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprised?

North Korea is punishing citizens who didn’t cry during the orchestrated public mourning over the death of Kim Jong Il, sentencing them to six months in a labor-training camp, according to a report.

The South Korea-based Daily NK newspaper said authorities have held "criticism sessions" for those who "transgressed" during organized weeping in the wake of the dictator’s death.

It said North Koreans accused of criticizing the world’s only hereditary totalitarian regime are being sent to re-education camps or being banished with their families to remote rural areas.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Dear Leader Sez

I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!!!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

North Korean Re-education Camps : and you thought living in North Korea was bad…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Just stay out of the Total Control Zones. Those are thw orst.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s almost like they expected everyone else to hear this story so they just went for it.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ain’t no weeping like North Korean weeping, because North Korean weeping is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

and they launched a few test missles the other day towards japan.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

batshit crazy nations:

1. Iran
2. North Korea
3. Twighlight nation

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No, North Korea beats out Iran.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t listed by rank, but I agree

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

u used numbers!!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Z. North Korea
K. Twighlight Nation
P. Iran

?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh now i get it.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what the internet is for.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

so so so this. and how can anyone not love dogs.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If they’re heartless cat owners?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They smell bad.

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by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you may be giving tchisses to the wrong end.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

CATS4LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

y no cat?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They're devious!

The Buddies are off on an all new adventure, and this time their journey takes them all the way to the ruins of ancient Egypt where, with the help of some new friends, including Digger the Archeologist dog, Cammy, a baby camel, and a mischievous monkey named Babi, they explore mysterious tombs, dodge treacherous booby traps, and race against a devious cat in search of the greatest treasure known to animalkind, the lost collar of Cleocatra.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What did the ___ say to the face?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

HA!

I love Animals Being Dicks!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i wanna do this.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

"AndBears says STFU About Your F***ing Oatmeal Already" Update

Rishi, I have to thank you. On Wednesday, I went to Trader Joe’s and picked up a canister of their Quick-Cook Steel-Cut Oats. They cooked up well, and with a perfect consistency – still lots of texture, but mealy enough that it all holds together well and it doesn’t feel like you’re just eating a bunch of hot kernels. Instead of adding my usual brown sugar or strawberry preserves, I took more of your advice and sliced up 2 bananas, tossing them in.

OMG.

Amazing. Breakfast.

The Trader Joe’s oats aren’t quite as nutty as others I’ve tried, but it turns out that that’s ok – the milder flavor still works. Plus, I had no idea that the heat from the oats would bring out so much of the bananas’ natural sweetness. NO need to salt the water before cooking, no need to add anything else! The banana flavor just makes everything taste great without overpowering the flavor of the oats. Plus, the addition of the bananas help make it more filling! Wow.

This is gonna be my breakfast from now on. Thanks!!

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

slightly related, I love banana oatmeal from Jamba Juice. You are correct about the heat from the oatmeal warming up bananas just the right amount.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I should get around to trying that next time I’m there…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

try making your own! Jamba Juice may add extra sugar or something… just a suggestion. In general though, oatmeal (wherever it comes from, except McD’s or Burger King) is a great way to start the day.

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They add brown sugar crumbles, but you can ask them not to put that for the bananas.

The rest of their fruit is basically jam.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Jamba fruit oatmeal is 300 calories and 25g of sugar without the brown sugar crumbles or fruit. May as well have Captain Crunch. The plain oatmeal is better — 210 cals but still 12g of sugar before the brown sugar. You’re better off with a bowl of Cheerios.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

?

http://www.jambajuice.com/component/nutfacts/type/16

“As Served” INCLUDES the fruit and brown sugar.

Plain oatmeal without brown sugar or fruit is 180 calories with 5 g of sugar, all of which comes from the soymilk it’s served with.

You are significantly better off with that than with a bowl of cheerios.

And adding fresh bananas to it is very healthy.

So… yes.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

UH, no you’re not! Bowl of Cheerios with skim milk: 140 cals, 1g sugar.

The nutrition of Jamba oatmeal is appalling. 60 carbs for breakfast is absolutely ridiculous.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

...

Yes, Scootie, if you add brown sugar and fruit, it adds calories and carbs.

But why would you compare a banana oatmeal with sugar to plain cheerios with milk? That’s not a fair comparison.

Btw, what the hell kind of milk are you putting on your cheerios that has 1g of sugar? 1 cup of skim milk has 12 g of sugar.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

depends on the source of sugar.

a small banana has 12 grams of sugar. So my breakfast, while healthy, still has 24 grams of sugar – and that would be completely different than pouring 24g of processed sugar into a bowl of oatmeal.

Now, I’m sure Jamba is just adding processed sugar – but, you know, just making a point.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Most of the fruits at Jamba are processed and very jam-like.

That said, their bananas fresh.

Also, just blanketly saying carbs ignores the fact that oatmeal has a ton of fibre, which is something most people don’t get enough of in their diets.

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by Rishi on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

who said carbs?

oh, I guess Scootie did :)

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I’m pretty sure you and I agree.

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by Rishi on Jan 17, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

wooo!

Glad to hear.

If you want to up the flavour even more, grab a bag of frozen berries from Costco and toss some of those (thawed out, obvi) into the oatmeal.

It’s been my breakfast for the past three years.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“AndBears says STFU About Your F***ing Oatmeal Already” Update

I laughed :)

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by AndBears on Jan 14, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

yes!!

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, off to rehearsal.

Glad I got to drop in for a little bit! I miss the DBD :-/

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

GR

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! I’m understudying at a REALLY amazing, very local theatre – so I’m pumped :)

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Report back to CGB. We demand follow-ups

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And maybe pictures. Or gifs. With some foliage.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

…foliage?

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: headshots conversation from yesterday

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

awww i totally missed that :-(

Sadness. sigh

I miss the DBD

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The DBD misses you too

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

SO RACIS

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Good in-depth preview of Saints @ NINERSSSSS

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7453845/bill-barnwell-breaks-saturday-new-orleans-saints-san-francisco-49ers-playoff-matchup

Remember the one from 2011 where the Saints were favored to go on the road and take out the clearly inferior NFC West champions? You know, the one where the dominant passing offense flew out to take on the team that just didn’t have the weaponry to compete with Drew Brees’ killer passing attack? The one where all the home team had to fight back with was home field advantage, a sound running game, and excellent special teams? Where the grinders with the inflated record couldn’t hide behind their schedule anymore?

If you don’t, well, just wait until Saturday. You might get a chance to relive it.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

Saints are sadly probably going to win…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am afraid of this for sure.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too, but I’m also super pumped.

GO NINERS! WOOO

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Me three, and I have to say, it’s pretty amazing that after a loooooooong playoff drought, we get a bye, AND a home game to start. Woo Hoo! Go Niners!!!!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking about the conflict of interest between Cal blue and Niner red…

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not cardinal red. I’ll allow it.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I, on the other hand, will not allow it. TAKE OFF THAT RED SHIRT!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm

Please take off that red shirt?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

keep it in your pants.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What, the shirt?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No pants FTW!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

INELASTIC CURVE!!!!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 13, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Make me

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a rope on his bicep?

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a vein. He’s THAT buff.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, that is totally ridiculous.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I just stared at that for way too long…

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It won’t turn 3d, no matter how hard you try.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I want to know what y’all are staring at for way too long…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Vein on Ayoob’s right arm, suggesting his buffness.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha. It was so awkward and weird I just could not look away

TWSS

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

good for injecting drugs?

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

headline clicked. Done. I made you.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still on.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be there (staring at a sheet, recording stats and only kinda watching)!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OMFG! Worst way to go:

A Northern California tree trimmer has been decapitated after an industrial wood chipper apparently sucked up a rope tangled around his neck.

Nevada County sheriff’s deputies initially said 50-year-old Martin Lara was feeding brush and was pulled head-first into the wood chipper by the rope.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Is it just me

Or is Jack McBrayer (Kenneth on 30 Rock) going to turn into Joe Starkey?

by daveman on Jan 13, 2012 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll send you a message but THANK YOU!!!!!!! for your help yesterday. Had a great call today. I owe you a nice dinner!

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Kenneth the Page

cracks me up to now end.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEN END?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, and I’m probably going the Big Meet tonight. I’ll try to take pics.

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by BearStage on Jan 13, 2012 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

yay, do that!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I SMELL FANPOST!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I SMELL FANPROST!

Fixed.

/totallymature

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

teehee

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

knock on wood

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

gigglez

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT MARRY ME
I WILL NEVER EAT ANOTHER TURKEY AGAIN UNTIL THANKSGIVING

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Cats like turkeys?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

pringle

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

gawd this is creepy

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Effortlessly, really.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

just go look up kline and think of his dashing locks

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This is incredible. What made you think to do this?

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He types in prospect names everyday on Calnet

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m not paleodan

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

the kind where you make him dream of you?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

pls post harbaugh dreaming of luck for the lolz

i need a pick me up

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Y SO SAD

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

too much work, i was hoping to make it to zynga hh. and this cgb’ing is probably not helping.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll go for you.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

do it it’s bollywood hh.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Where?

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

bollywood, duh

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

brb booking flight

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

zynga. duh.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE?!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t you have to give back your drinks at the zynga hh?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

only if you get there early

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The drinks are free, but it costs upgrade tokens to add alcohol and mixers to them.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

also, your friends have to make them for you.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you post what drinks you want every five minutes on facebook.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s zynga hh?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

happy hour at zynga

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

How do we go? Are there free stock options?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

you have friends who work at zynga, sorry.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

…and I have a friend who is you. DONE.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT I CAN’T GO WAHHHH

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

damn! …this call sucks. we’re definintely not getting to my stuff.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Does zynga have a bar? Do they let people come drink at their offices? It just doesn’t make sense.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i have many friends who work there

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Should I be one of them? I’ve heard not great things about working there.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it really, really depends what team you’re on. had a friend scratch and claw to get to a diff team and she loves her life now.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

did you get another recruiting call?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Another thing we should definitely discuss on a public board!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

not from Zynga. did get an email from a recruiter at a search firm, but it was pretty lame/vague.

incidentally, i’ve been wondering whether i should be putting any effort into politely declining unsolicited recruiting communications. some of them are pretty lame shotgun mailings, and i feel like those can be easily ignored, but some of them seemed to actually at least scan my linkedIn profile, and while i’m not looking to move right now, they are from companies i might like to work for in the future. but is a polite “decline” email worth anything? will recruiters remember that in 12-18 months? will they even be working for that same company?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

IMO, don’t bother. They won’t remember you

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Unless you happen to be interesting in a job they’re pitching, forget it.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If they are sincere, I would respond. I don’t understand what’s not to be gained there.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

My time, mostly. I’m already bad enough at responding to emails/phone calls/facebook messages as it is, and those are presumably from people I know and like. And I’ve been proactively doing things like un-inviting myself from meetings at work that I don’t really need to attend, so I can have more time to actually accomplish work and go home on time.

Basically, I’m trying to make an investment/return calculation here.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sort of sounds like you’ve answered your own question already ;-) But honestly, i think it’s always good to be cool to people, you never know when you’ll need their help in the future. Networking is an important part of life…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Networking is an important part of life…

Too true, and having only met you a couple times, I can already tell that you’re much, much better at it than me.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That is true. He could even out network me, I think.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The irony here is I’ve never thought of myself as a particularly good networker, I just like meeting people and regardless if something comes of it, that in and of itself is the reward…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

After hearing what the CEO was doing with some employee’s stock option plans, I think I’d avoid them as an employer.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that was a seriously dickish move.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

lol my friend works there…he said it involved like three people, and that they totally deserved it. It got blown WAY out of proportion.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

All the more reason for it to never happen. If your CEO is going to nickel and dime three people (and risk all that bad publicity) then I would seriously start calling his leadership skills into question.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I am 100% SURE it is this simple.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm interesting. still kinda stupid of the guy to do that though… he had to imagine this could potentially look bad from a PR perspective… and wtf was the incentive to give back the options? “give back the options or I fire you, cuz i don’t think you’re worth the options”? if somebody told me that, i’d think they’d want to fire me anyhow.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Even if it is just three people, would you ever want to sign a deal with that guy again?

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

For a great short time work experience that made tons of money for you while you get to live in one of the greatest cities on earth? Yes….

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a flippant reason to leave if it’s an isolated incident, but it’s the sort of thing where you need to assure yourself that you’re still a valued member of the team, and that this sort of thing is not going to end up happening to you. If I already worked there, it wouldn’t make me walk away, but as an outsider, it does make you think twice about agreeing to a compensation package if you know that the employer has tried to renege on previously-agreed-upon compensation packages.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

IMO given the number of individuals involved and who they were, there is no reason to think twice. But that’s just MO.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. If I were actually considering employment there, I would look into it closer. As it is, it’s at the very least a case of bungled PR.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

None of those things you just said are true.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wondering, do you know anyone that works there?

Because I do, and he’s making lots of money, doesn’t plan on staying there that long, will cash out some options, lives in SF, and is having a total blast in life right now.

So, yes, at least some people are living the scenario I described…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Some, or at least one?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Many of his friends, he tells me, are doing the same thing…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn’t surprise me. They seem ripe for a bit of an exodus after the IPO.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

stalker

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i didn’t do it myself, but you do see people posting their search results about other EE candidates for all schools.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

WHo iz Eddie Goldman?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i might be a successful troll, but every picture you post and I have to look at it for 5 minutes to decide if it’s real or not…

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trolls.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

trying to polish whose gem here?!?!

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Shhhhhhh….. don’t let the twitters know.

by daveman on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

doooooooooooooom.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

definitely.

Hearing that #Auburn leads for the Armstead brothers and Jordan Diamond. Also, that we are still in it for Diggs, Winston, and Goldman.

by daveman on Jan 13, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit a senator from alabama retweeted that?!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

where’s dakota??

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Born on a dairy farm in Lee County, Tom Whatley grew up recognizing the value of hard work. Tom attended our local public schools and graduated from Beauregard High School in 1988. When not at school, he could be found working on the farm or participating in Future Farmers of America (FFA) events, showing market hogs, being a member of judging teams, and serving as a state FFA officer in 1988.

Tom always knew he would follow his grandfather, mother, father, aunts, uncles, brother and sister and attend Auburn University. Before enrolling at Auburn, Tom enlisted in the Alabama National Guard. After participating in the ROTC program, he was commissioned as a 2nd Lieutenant in the Guard. Tom’s service in the Guard has taken him to Romania, Germany, and Turkey, where he was deployed in support of our troops overseas. Now a Lieutenant Colonel, Tom has received numerous honors and recognitions, such as the Army Commendation Medal, the National Defense Service Medal, the Joint Meritorious Service Medal, and the Meritorious Service Medal.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

nah i was talking about this guys' kids

, the picture kinda reminded me of parks

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you know, if I had to do college all over again I’d go to Auburn.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

turkey is an auburn lean

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

GRENADE FREE ZONE

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

(serious reply) I would not be shocked if the elder Armstead bro goes there. Who knows what happens with Arik.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is there an Arik at Auburn

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

For we’ll win for Troll-i-fornia,

And for the Blue and Gold.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

well done

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

is this one of those “what 7 things are wrong with this picture”?

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

1. The graphic you posted is gigantic and red

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, Rishi loves everything red.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Take that red graphic off!

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

One of your photos is a major fail.

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Just one of them? :) :) :)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

FINE

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

legs. the end.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

spoilers!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You sock

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

you keep my lovers out of this.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW

u went there, didn’t you?

(pringle)

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

if so, let me start

Those 4 ladies have penis statues on their shaved heads

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA She’s going to be saying “last call” soon, too!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

kod, you sly dog.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This just like that episode of The League!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

next thing you should teach them is maybe “TMI”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You sure Mrs Kod hasn’t been watching Troy on DVD on repeat?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes me sad.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

Perhaps we should believe that some lucky child found this bear and they lived happily ever after?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, the bear crawled to a daycare center and used evil scheming to establish itself as the tyrant-ruler.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the Bear lost to USC 8 years in a row

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I am on a conference call

…started 15 minutes late, spent next 10 minutes explaining a new committee and whether ‘committee’ is the right term, spent next 5 minutes debating what someone in another department’s job is.

… sigh… I spent the last day preparing a topic for this meeting, which we may not get to. I spent the first 3.5 days of this week preparing for a meeting which was cancelled (not rescheduled). …grumble grumble grumble… GO BEARS!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

Is the person in the other department’s job to discuss the pros and cons of various Indian food related issues?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I should bring that up as a possibility. I mean we should cover all our bases.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

btw, was there a winner about this, because I z’ed pretty heavily though the debate, but I wouldn’t mind eating some good indian food.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

we discussed East Bay

but if you want the snack food we talked about yesterday, chaat cafe (3rd and harrison??) is awesome. cheap and a great happy hour too!

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in east bay, you can tell me the winner there too. but I’m taking note of Chaat Cafe!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi also likes Amber

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The chaat there is meh.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

nonononoonononono no no. this stops NOW.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, let’s discuss the relative merit of The Three Stooges Discover The Telephone Part IV

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys lets discuss the relative merit of aloo naan vs. plain naan.

Again.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, guys, let’s name the first car we ever drove and then post pictures of other cards because we totally don’t see enough cars on our daily commute btw I like the movie cars cars cars cars

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

…we’ve done this?

because that’s a great idea!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

2009 Papri Chaat

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

funny.

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by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

it looks like five little mini plates of sick…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You have weird-looking sick.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M SO HUNGRY

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My neighbor had one. I wanted one for a long long time.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i want one again. mine had the grill guard with fog lamps and taillight guards. and a big roof rack.

was the family’s camping/skiing car.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

Yeah, my neighbor actually worked for Nissan corporate, so he had all the nice accessories too.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

1990 Honda Accord

First car, and still my current car. Finding this picture, I also found an article about a guy who has driven his 1990 Honda Accord for 1,000,000 miles. YouTube link.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

how many miles does yours have?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine has only been used for tiny commutes its whole life. It only has 110,000 miles on it.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

whaaaaaaaaaa

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Could I sell it at a higher price as a “low mileage car”?

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Higher than 1990 Accords typically go for, sure.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this subthread

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Drove?

’68 Nova, or thereabouts

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by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Way better than my Nova.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ours was exactly like the one in the picture except there were holes in the floor so you could watch the road go by. Also way more bondo and primer.

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by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My 1st Car

1968 Ford Thunderbird. $1600.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

Mine:

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Very nice.

I didn’t actually recognize it as a nova at first. Fun car. Still have it?

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, long gone.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

let’s name the first car we ever DROVE

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by zoonews on Jan 13, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

sorry, i’m tired… that would be this

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ford Pinto. An explosion on wheels.

One of my HS history teachers had a Pinto wagon, stick shift. He was the faculty advisor for the Viking Trail Club (our HS nickname was Vikings).

I was in that car on backpacking trips to the Catskills, the Adirondacks, the Green Mountains, the Appalachians in Pennsylvania, and New Jersey. Fun car, actually.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We used to pile in the hatch back and lay right over that gas tank….

by fiatlux on Jan 14, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Scooby? More like where’s BA Baracus?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t see ba driving a sky blue van.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but the model is closer to the A-Team Van than the Mystery Machine

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I can assure you.

It was not as cool as either of those. It had curtains and a racing stripe. I wish I had a real photo somewhere.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

My 2nd Car

2001 WRX — mine was black however.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooooo… The enemy car of my son’s car.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Evo?

I’ve always though of the Evo as the decepticons…

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

my point too – but he hates when I call his ride a transformer, Evo 8

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It was OK, but Part III was better

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

just z through it instead of being annoying about it.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than chaat cafe.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i feel better about ordering chaat from chaat cafe than amber. like, amber’s trying to make it feel like it’s NOT junk food or something.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed Amber’s far more than I enjoyed Chaat Cafe’s chaat.

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Up until a couple years ago, I had that in a wagon.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you brought it to one of the tailgates. like emerald bowl 2008 or something

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

*ps awesome car.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you remember that?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course…we beat Miami…it was our last bowl win I think.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Samosa chaat, hipster style

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Surati Farsan in Artesia!

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by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my family’s go-to place.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

tasty!

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by Rishi on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Tasty!

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by Rishi on Jan 14, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

the one across the street from the Archstone Complex, pretty sure that’s 3rd and folsom.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yup, that one, thanks.

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by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

CHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

is this an official CGB Indian Alliance endoresement?

Been by a zillion times and never tried it… but will do.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually like it. It’s got at least my endorsement. I’ve been trying to see if I can convince friends that we need to have an HH there.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone know of good indian food in la/oc that doesn’t require going to artesia?

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

NO. NO ONE DOES! SH!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Uncle Saban’s House of Chaat.

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by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a lot of good options… two of my favorites are the gaylords on La Cienega and New India Grill in Irvine… hey you work by UCLA, there’s one on the corner of westwood that’s like just outside westwood village

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

New India Grill, on Westwood just past Wilshire. That place is good.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

is that the one by the lebanese place and with limited parking?

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s this one

it has limited parking, but they used to have a deal with the borders across the street where you could park there as well. it’s been almost 9 years since i’ve last been there, so i have no idea where to park anymore.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

oh…i was thinking about a place down closer to santa monica on westwood. the lebanese place was good, but brother said the indian next door wasn’t so i never went in.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, Chaat Cafe is awesome? I’ve eaten there a few times but haven’t been impressed. What should I be ordering there? In the category of food.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we go again

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Rawr rawr rawr!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Uploaded for you to link at rowdy women who are making less sense than usual.

hahahahahahaha

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You left out:

Happy trolling.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Writing performance assessments. For real this time. Feel free to cancel that for me.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone with random ’z’s in their reports gets a bonus.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be slightly less baffling than the current way of allocating raises and whatnot.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So at my last real job, I was the only R&D Manager who actually enjoyed this time of year. I continually wrote my evaluations and updated my employees on them quarterly so that there were no surprises, and I actually really enjoy the whole compensation process.

HOWEVER, if there is one thing I’ve learned it’s how utterly stupid most compensation systems are. Even the ones that make sense in principle are seldom executed as planned. I have a real problem with some totally unconnected group (HR) deciding the constraints by which I can reward my team.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Tried to z through a conference call.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

complain to SBN if it didn’t work.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a DBD performed in the medium of conference call.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

…then the gifs are really lacking on this conference call.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

atoms

did you get the faceys-pages message re:photographer?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, I did! I haven’t had time to follow up on it yet, and no faceypages @ work, but I’ll give it a peek tonight. Thanks for sending. Sorry I didn’t see you guys yesterday!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

WE SAW YOU!

and then we had to leave.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It is almost drink o'clock

There may be a movie in my future. Anyone seen War Horse? Would you recommend it?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

nope. I am trying to arrange to see the Girl with the Dragon Tatoo tonight. We shall see.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 13, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That movie was top notch. There are some eye-covering scenes, tho.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Also considering Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Twistnhook. C’mon CGB hivemind, help me pick my evening’s entertainment

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that one looks pretty cool.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

book was boring, I hope the movie is better

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you found an LeCarre novels that aren’t dog slow? I’ve read three and they’re all painful.

by Bears916 on Jan 13, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

that was really the first one I tried. I gave up halfway through.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The TV adaptation a few years ago 1995? was most excellent.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The Artist is suppose to be very good, but I haven’t seen it yet.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard it is excellent in a great theater with THX sound

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Mission Impossible? Sherlock Holmes?

Then Muppets and Hugo are alternatives that are more kid-friendly.

That’s all the other movies off the top of my head that haven’t been mentioned…

There’s also Melancholia and Shame if you’re up for something different.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen MI, SH, Muppets, Hugo isn’t on much any more, and the other 2 are DVD flicks

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Real pity Hugo didn’t do better. It honestly was one of my favorite films last year…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard great things and regret having missed it. Did you see it in 3D?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. One of the best uses of 3D I’ve seen in film.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I found a theater showing it in 3D. I think I’ve made my decision. Thanks puresilence.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a beautiful film. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Update: it was excellent in 3D. Thanks again puresilence

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 15, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. Have you been monitoring this DBD to see if I posted an update?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 15, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I was going to see if anyone was sad about Swansea beating Arsenal…

Otherwise, I was going to ask you in another DBD.

by puresilence on Jan 15, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

OK. Thought you were REALLY serious about your movie recommendations! I’m very glad I saw it in 3D. My wife usually hates 3D but very much enjoyed it too. Didn’t seem as gimmicky as most other flicks.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 15, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha. I’m just happy someone else enjoyed Hugo. Real pity it didn’t do better in the box office. Absolutely one of my favorite films from last year.

by puresilence on Jan 15, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I have not enjoyed 3D and pretty much think of it as a fad. This subthread, however, has made me want to go see Hugo.

by Bears916 on Jan 15, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Tried to take Little K to the Muppets and was bummed to find they discontinued it the previous day. Fandango lied to me!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Get it on DVD, and then watch it 3,000 times to make up for missing it in the theater.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

/shudders

I was trapped last night watching Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue for the umpteenth time. PTB insisted on using me as a couch.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

PTB insisted on using me as a couch.

dude, you know you loved it.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

She usually completely ignores me in favor of Mommy.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

she was helping out. She fully understands the risks that come with you standing up :)

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Prevention is the best medicine.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. So that’s what I’ve been doing rong. I was using laughter all these years!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s got a floppy in his hand…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Top Movies out now, for reference

1 The Devil Inside Paramount Insurge $33,732,515 $33,732,515 1 2285
2 Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol Paramount Pictures $19,868,059 $169,568,971 2 3555
3 Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Warner Bros. Pictures $13,689,321 $157,049,382 2 3603
4 The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Sony Pictures Releasing $11,364,714 $76,900,628 2 2914
5 Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked! N/A $9,496,913 $111,585,367 2 3425
6 War Horse Walt Disney Studios Distribution $8,679,470 $56,904,682 2 2783
7 We Bought a Zoo 20th Century Fox Distribution $8,305,797 $56,399,906 2 3170
8 The Adventures of Tintin Paramount Pictures $6,727,740 $62,008,015 2 3006
9 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy Focus Features $5,478,521 $10,129,670 2 809
10 The Darkest Hour Summit Entertainment, LLC $3,124,316 $18,690,605 2 2163

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

MI was fun, Sherlock was boring

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Sherlock had about two awesome minutes right at the very end. Other than that, ugh.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVED all of Sherlock..

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

First one as well? Might watch at home.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Should clarify, Sherlock or Sherlock Holmes? Sherlock was far superior.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually liked the 2nd better than the first. Unusual, b/c I usually see eye to eye with the critcs.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the first one.

Then again, I watched it while on a morphine drip and at 3am ‘cuz I couldn’t sleep.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

can you loan me your morphine drip?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. I’m not using it any more. Do you think El Camino Hospital will mind?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have seen 0 of them and didnt know Devil and Chipwrecked and Darkest Hour were movies that existed

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is good, since those movies are terrible.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you’re not the target audience for Chipwrecked, though I can’t say for sure exactly who is…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Patients recovering from lobotomies?

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

or when kod toasts before work...

:)

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Jokes on you! I…can’t remember sh!t. But I’m happy!!!

WHEE!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d heard of Chipwrecked because David Cross was on Conan a few nights ago and was mercilessly mean to the movie.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Darkest Hour was the name of a metalcore band…

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Which one of those movies is about the _ trolling the _ to troll the _ only to get trolled hard by the _?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

MI was good.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, top notch

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

anil kapoor’s role made me sad though. my friend said “it set indian men back 20 years”

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Starring as Apu the Chai-wallah?

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously. wtf was he thinking?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

$$$$$$

i think.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but given his extremely minor role, and the fact that he is kind of a big deal in bollywood, how much money would it really have been to him?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i duno, does he make a lot of bollywood movies still? i haven’t seen one in years

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

eh no idea, i don’t watch Hindi films

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, yes he does.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He was thinking “my bank account is gonna look GREAT after this!”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

explain

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought it was hilarious and made me think of Rishi.

too racist?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

heh I thought the same thing!

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So, they’ve just now found out about Michael Jackson, then?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatd he do?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’ve giving up hope for your previous comment, just like the rest of us.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No, then after my joke (WHICH WAS HILARIOSU!), I got curious.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it's almost hard to describe

just watch the movie

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Tell me.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

His character is a ridiculous caricature of a ridiculously wealthy Indian guy who thinks he is the shit because he’s rich, but is in no way suave and is really goofy and, uh, Iunno…“tech service stereotype-y”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

eg Russell Peters saying “PAAAAIIINT”

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hot hot hot

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a documentary?

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I had one friend who loved it, and another who hated it. So there’s that. I haven’t seen it.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOM

We need to do a better job of hiding ancient chinese secret

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not too concerned, it wasn’t secret information.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t secret until the terrorists got it!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

every site has people posting KEEP IT SECRET. yeah, that’ll happen…

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT THEY ARE INSIDERS!!!!!!!!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ON. A. ROLL!

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(golf clap)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 13, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

need to validate our subscription fees!!!!!!!!!

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Good God. Why did Breech have to go and do that.

by daveman on Jan 13, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s his job, he’s also posted a few clarifying statements illustrating the fact at hand. how perfectly reasonable of him :)

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They are actually related

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

are you TWISTing or is this furreal real?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one way to find out.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i found no proof on calnet

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s because THEY are tryin to cover it up.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Calnet will one day rise up and overtake us humans.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Calnet will replace Jeff Tedford.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

once it becomes self aware.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is pretty much the level of coaching needed to replace Tedford.

#drunkoski

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I hung out with her tonight, she’s doing fine!

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Legit

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist went to the NY Symphony…

Little could Mahler, a century gone from the modern world, have anticipated the horrific intrusion of an incessant cellphone ring near the end of his ethereal 90-minute masterpiece, the Ninth. The instrument rang untended across excruciating minutes Tuesday night at Lincoln Center from the pocket of a front-row listener, sending the audience, the New York Philharmonic players and the conductor Alan Gilbert into shock and dismay.

As the ringing (one connoisseur said it was the iPhone’s marimba signal) vied with the Adagio climax of bittersweet quietude, Mr. Gilbert had had enough. He stopped the orchestra and turned, one witness said, and sternly asked the offender: "Are you finished?" The rage in the hall was general, according to bloggers who were there. "Kick him out!" came a shout from one music lover. "A thousand dollar fine!" demanded another.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

When I went to go see Phil Glass, there was a person near me with a cell phone that would just beep every few minutes. That alone was angering enuogh. And it was just like a beep.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised the New York crowd in the article didn’t tear that guy apart.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

well

At least people are less likely to blab with each other the whole time if they’re texting.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay I have a semi-mean question to ask?

Why are we all SOOOOO jazzed about AA? He’s a “5-star” prospect, but only if he plays Oline. If he plays D-line he’s much less heralded. And we’re already stacked at Dline… I’d be sooo much more jazzed if we picked up a top-notch CB or TE…

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

because better at Cal then at USC.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How zero sum of you.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have simple needs :)

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

has he indicated he wants to play d-line?

haven’t been following, but if he could step in early and play on the o-line that would be a huge get. plus he can help with basketball!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he wants to play Dline.

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s suppose to be better as a D-lineman

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the opposite.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

What I read was he’s super quick and tall, has a body type better suited as a D-lineman. In HS, he could do whatever he wanted (as is often the case).

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, don’t know if you saw it in the other thread but thank you very much for suggesting the ibuprofen… have some 800mg tablets and that seemed to do the trick!!!

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad to be of assistance.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually a huge relief because I think that’s a pretty big indicator it’s not a stress fracture…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Eek!

Not official advice!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i am holding you personally responsible should this get worse because I didn’t see my doctor.

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this still your ankle/shin?

I sort of assumed that you iced it, taped it, and took advil 3x/day for a few days.

That being the prudent type of thing to do.

And, of course, in a week, start writing the alphabet with your toe to restore blood flow and range of motion.

Failing that, I recommend gin. Lots and lots of gin.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 13, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I always go to the last page of instructions…. gin it is!

You would think I would take a pain killer, but nooooo…. I rub dirt on it and whatever… but then I took the ibuprofen and that really helped… as in the pain totally went away. And it hasn’t really hurt today.

i’m not the sharpest tack in the box

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

because he also plays basketball

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Also we must collect all the pokemons.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

you can ride a dominant dl to a championship like the ny giants if they’re all as good as advertised.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but dline is the last place we need help in that department…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t enough of them though. plus, the better the line plays, the better the rest of the defense plays.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

the four o-line kids in this class thus far are solid

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So were the last, like, six.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

difference being, there are 3 OT potential bodies

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The more elite competition for snaps, the better the overall level of play.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just saying, I’d much rather have an elite CB, TE, or OT/OG. I still don’t get the total wigging out over him. He’s like the 7th or 8th “good to great” Dline prospect we’ve had in two years…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, he’s ranked hella high everywhere and it makes Cal look like that hawt chick that everyone wants to buy drinks for.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

^^this is sort of the only reason I can think of. I’d almost rather he go to somewhere far away and we occupy the spot with another position.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, recruiting sucks, nobody knows anything, so lets get as many shiny baubles as we can and hope few of them suck

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I find shiny baubles distracting. I prefer a plain aluminum pole. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Its not time for the airing of grievances, is it?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

A 5 star recruit enrolled at Cal is a festivus miracle?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

When is it not time for the airing of grievances?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

new T-shirt

CGB: I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

HAY HAY HAY

WHUT YOU MEAN BY YOU PEOPLE?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB: COULDN’T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF IT HAD A DATE WITH A HOT BABE…

CGB: LOST ITS TRAIN OF THOUGHT.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I like

CGB: COULDN’T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF IT HAD A DATE WITH A HOT BABE…

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by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

When its time for the feats of strength

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying we must collect all the tostitos?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL THE TOSTITOS!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I would too, but that doesn’t dissuade me from being happy when an elite recruit who can still make a huge impact chooses Cal. We have 2 of the top 5 players IN THE COUNTRY coming to Cal. That’s a huge deal any way you slice it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

1) He seems like a fantastic athlete regardless, with great size and agility, and there’s no reason to think he can’t be an elite D-line guy too. He’s the top O-lineman in the country, but he’s also still a very good D-lineman. Less heralded, maybe, but less heralded than “best in the country” isn’t really much of an insult.

2) He’ll also be able to contribute in basketball. Goodness knows we need more bball depth.

3) He doesn’t go to a rival

4) Who knows, maybe he’ll talk to the coaches, go through camp, and decide that you know, maybe he should play O-line after all?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Is he actually going to play bball?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

(at ND, doooooooooooooooom)

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’ll believe it when I see it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Why won’t Tedford let him play?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

politics, yo…all kinds of.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Spent time with Monty on his official visit. Went to a game at Haas, I think.

by daveman on Jan 13, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What atoms said...

…I second.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it possible for some to play DT and OL?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine this in college.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Two-way players are really rare…

The last guy I heard of that did this at the NCAA level was the kid from the furd…

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And to illustrate the point...

he was a linebacker on defense and a fullback on offense.

I think playing both offense and defense in lineman positions would be much harder because of the repetitive hitting.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 13, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

waaay too much impact on the body.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I say the more good players we can get, the better. For many reasons, not the least of all is the desirability factor. And depth is always a great thing.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

just worried we’re overloading the dline. every prospect we get at one position eliminates a prospect at another…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really. There’s chaff at every position, once you get down far enough on the depth chart. All this means is less chaff at d-line. We’re certainly not preventing any good OL or CBs from signing with us.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

we very well may be…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there are only so many scholarships out there, so techncially, it is a zero sum game. However, its my understanding that if some decent enough CB or OL is interested in Cal and we need a spot, some chaff player will all of a sudden go on medical retirement or something. Its not the most ethical thing, but it happens everywhere apparently.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think we’d do that, Tedford =/= Satan, I mean Saben.

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We probably have done it. Let’s just admit it to ourselves.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

We totally do it. Don’t kid yourselves.

by Scootie on Jan 13, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a real QB

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No context

but too good to not post.

by MailmanJr35 on Jan 13, 2012 3:20 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I just got fired for the second time in this thread…thanks!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Who likes smoked almonds?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

me me me

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

got them

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually prefer the Persian kind.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree with that. I can eat the whole can in one sitting.

by unclesam22 on Jan 13, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m partial to the smoked jalapeno variety.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Try these with a little blue cheese. AWESOME

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 15, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

what’s the deal with the basketball game tomorrow? are there a bunch of cgb’ers going?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

I hope at least 12 California Golden Bears show up.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

well trolled :)

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

can't make it

would anyone like my tickets?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be tempted, but it is during Pats vs Broncos… :(

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were in town I would.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i think i could take one off your hands

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

feel free to email turkeycgb at gmail if you want to work out details.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going. Want to drink beer at the same place beforehand?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

potentially, I’ll send you my phone #.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Do it.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Figure I’m gonna go with the Alumni Band, if I feel better.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Any students going who want to do the “bring two friends for free” thing? I’ll treat to dinner…

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of who is going to games.

Any SoCal people going to either Cal-SC or Cal-UCLA?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

cool.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB: Trollifornia's most successfull trolls
LULZ

You have to love “sources” in the new social media world where everyone scrambles to get it first.

In the NBA, I have a source that tells me “sources” that break trade rumors or assistant coaching hires are actually agents who want that news to get out.

On the high school and college sporting front, I don’t know how a source can be any more in tune, in touch or iron-clad than the immediate family.

Let’s take Arik Armstead, the national recruit football linemen from Pleasant Grove High who is with his brother Armond and dad Gus in Alabama as we type away here for a recruiting trip to visit the Auburn Tigers.

I talked to Arik at length earlier and to his dad, too, and contrary to fast-circulating reports, the 6-foot-8, 290-pound linemen man mover is not formally enrolled at Cal, meaning he is not a for-sure lock to be a Bear. Could Armstead wind up a Bear?

Absolutely, and that’s my guess. But at the moment, not true.

What has caused confusion is Armstead’s name appearing in the Cal student directory online. His name also appears on the Notre Dame student directory, a common tactic for student/athletes who aspire to graduate from high school early and enroll into college immediately.

But here’s the important element here: it’s not unique to have a recruit’s name listed in a directory and he never showing up. If anything, it’s a holding-pattern situation so if Armstead does indeed decide on Cal or Notre Dame, he has a head start with a course load.

And this clincher: Armstead, or any student, must attend classes at a college to formally become a member of that institution.

The Armstead family will announce late this weekend which college Armstead will call home.

I don’t need a source for that. That comes from the family themselves. We’ll have a Bee story Saturday that looks into Armstead’s decision to graduate early, to leave his Pleasant Grove basketball buddies behind and the hopes of playing at least one college season with brother Armond, who wants to transfer from USC.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

But will he be eligible for the first four games next season?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Suspended for the first four basketball games!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Davidson =

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Just replace “sugar flowers” with “sources”.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Davidson got trolled.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

NO I DID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

haha that sentence was removed.

Click the link. Now it reads:

What has caused confusion is Armstead’s name appearing in the Cal student directory online. This is a common tactic for student/athletes who aspire to graduate from high school early and enroll into college immediately.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured RB just tossed that in there for good measure.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

nono I am pretty sure I got trolled too.

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

the best trolls can even troll themselves.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that might even be a criteria for “best troll”

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

how the hell is it a ‘tactic’? It might be part of the process, but it’s not like some sort of nifty strategy

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

His name also shows up on Google! Brilliant!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOOM. He’s working for Google!

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

“This is what your email address will look like, let’s see if it works by sending an email to twistnhook with a picture of you trollin cgb in a cal jersey”

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kachmarik, Scott (Scott)

Thanks for the help on that name, guys!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray!
MoreNCsarecoming
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Thanks for the work Joe.

When a football program hasn’t played in the Rose Bowl since 1959, never played in a BCS bowl game, never did better than a tie for 1st place in the conference, never had a Heisman winner then the fans become starved for news and attention.

Go over to any of the blogs visited by Cal “staters”. It is pitiful!

Joe should you know better than anyone how UCB is a program for losers. You had to cover the team in 2007 on special mission because all of the rage was that this a National Champship contending team. Then that team ended up losing just about 6 straight in what has become known as the “Greatest Collapse in College Football History”. Pathetic!

Don’t listen to that fan base. If you want to hear from reasonable fans go to any USC fan blog. Get your laughs from Cal “state” fans. Get your football awareness from USC fans.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 13, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

so much haterade

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What a strange existence that person has.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s really bizarre….

by fiatlux on Jan 13, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVE IT!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we trade for him, or will we sign him as a free agent?

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it really known as the Greatest Collapse In College Football History? I thoguht it was the Greatest CALapse in College Football history?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOOOO CAL STATE!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

We say UC

you say East Bay! UC!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 13, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the worst thing anyone’s ever done in the history of mankind. Worse than 10 Holocausts!

I don’t want to overhype it, judge for yourselves.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If there were a Troll Heisman, MoronSCsareScummy would have the award sewn up and a gotten sweet house for her parents.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a lot of work to do to reach this level of troll-dom.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

More like troll-dumb, amirite?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Coachella already sold out

Haters still hating. I thought it looked like a good lineup.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Well that sucks because I really wanted to gOH WHAT’S THIS… A COACHELLA TICKET? SWEET.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 13, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHA diiiiiiick

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 13, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to see a decent chunk of the lineup, but wasn’t interested in travelling. Oh well.

by puresilence on Jan 13, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my story, too. Looks like some fun, but Indio? No thanks.

by paleodan on Jan 13, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Shoulda got yours last year during the presale in June. Weekend 1, it’s on.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But at this point, Coachella will sell out just because it’s Coachella. You could put a wet monkey and a flea circus as headliners and it’d still sell out.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved DJ Who Can Be Replaced By iPod

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by TwistNHook on Jan 14, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Those are quite funny.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 14, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I posted this to a friend’s myface page and he commented, " I see Bitter in Oakland isn’t playing."

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 14, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What about Bitesize?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 14, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bearded Assholes from Ohio are overrated.

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

MYFACE!

Any reference to The LEague is A++ with me

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by TwistNHook on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

Validation from Twist!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 14, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha
Tenacious D

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

omg rec’d so hard

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by atomsareenough on Jan 14, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite, for the record, was “Bearded Assholes from Ohio” :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what the Internet is for.

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by BearStage on Jan 14, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy pic of McClure's knee, post-destroying...

not really graphic, but not something you’d want to stare at…

http://yfrog.com/nz23994661

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

Ooops!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP NEGABEARING US SUNSHINE PUMPERS WITH TORN ACL’S!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

actually one of those might have been meniscus

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 13, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re not known as Longsnapper U for nothin’!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t troll that!

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 5:46 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Can't explain that!

Gimme a C
Gimme an A
Gimme an L

What’s that spell?

TROLL!

Who are we?

TROLLS!

And who’s gonna win?

TROLLS!!!

TROLLLLLLLLL BEARS!!!

-Spazzy Mcgee

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 13, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He was only listed on the Broncos directory. That doesn’t mean he signed with them!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 13, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone still at work??

:(

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Jan 13, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Ms. Atoms :(

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

sugar momma!

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 13, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

A day late and several marbles short

But some of the food I had tonight:

and
http://i.imgur.com/qQJwg.jpg

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Garbanzo beans?

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by Cugel on Jan 13, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I just call it Indian nachos? ;)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 13, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t cheese pretty much a defining ingredient for Nachos?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

fine…nacho dip.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 9:02 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

WINDIA!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 13, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

chaaaaaaaaat

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 14, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Between the post itself and the comments, this was one of the best DBDs of all time. Well done weirdos!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jan 13, 2012 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

Too much soccer, not enough supreme court analysis.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 14, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Too much soccer, not enough chaat analysis.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 14, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

AGREED

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by TwistNHook on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

i like that blog.

by j.lee on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

As a Spurs and Bears fan, I am pretty sure I have two of the best SB Nation blogs out there. It’s an embarrassment of riches really.

by unclesam22 on Jan 14, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah – Cottagers Confidential . .. is less than stellar.

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

well…city fans…are there any? thought all of y’all were supposed to be from the city of manchester…

by j.lee on Jan 14, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah…the busby babe isn’t the greatest one out there either…

by j.lee on Jan 14, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey...look who scored today...

Paul Scholes! He’s back!

3-0 United v. Bolton.
Scholes, Wellbeck and Carrick with goals.

(top of the league for now…so um…wigan…can you do us a favor and beat city?)

by j.lee on Jan 14, 2012 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Scholes returns to inspire United

Paul Scholes’ first Old Trafford goal for almost two years set Manchester United up for a valuable 3-0 Premier League win over Bolton.

On only his second appearance since his shock retirement U-turn, the 37-year-old tapped home Wayne Rooney’s cross-shot at the far post in first-half stoppage time to give the hosts a priceless lead after Rooney had seen his penalty saved by Adam Bogdan.

Spurs stifled by Wolves

Tottenham blew their chance to claim a share of the Premier League’s top spot as they were held to a disappointing draw against Wolves.

Mick McCarthy’s men stunned the home side by taking the lead in the 22nd minute when Steven Fletcher poked home.

And Spurs struggled to give Wayne Hennessey a real test until the second half and it took a 20-yard strike from Luka Modric to ensure they left with a point on an underwhelming afternoon that will do little to convince their doubters that they are credible title contenders.

Toothless Reds held at home again

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish failed to come up with the winning formula at Anfield as his side were held to a goalless draw against Stoke.

Resilient Rovers on the rise

Ten-man Blackburn brilliantly clawed their way out of the Premier League relegation zone for the first time in four months.

The first red card of Ayegbeni Yakubu’s nine-year career in English football midway through the first half seemed to add to beleaguered manager Steve Kean’s woes.

But Morten Gamst Pedersen and David Dunn struck either side of the interval, and despite Damien Duff pulling one back, substitute Mauro Formica sealed only Rovers’ fourth league win of the season.

by j.lee on Jan 14, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Losing 3-1 to 10 men blackburn. FUUUUUU.

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

wigan…can you do us a favor and beat city?

Hahahahaha oh my sides.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 14, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

one can hope…

by j.lee on Jan 14, 2012 3:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

This is mindblowing

Look for Chennai Super Kings! (slightly slightly NSFW – there’s like 2 milliseconds of boobs)

Someone runs a transparent png file through Google’s recursive search close to 3000 times and posts the results – check out the internetz going from space to boobs to FUUUUUUUUU

by LeonPowe on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

wow

go CSK!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 14, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

SWEET forecast


CONFIDENCE IS GROWING THAT THE LONG-AWAITED PATTERN CHANGE THAT
WILL BRING BENEFICIAL RAINS TO NORTHERN AND CENTRAL CALIFORNIA
WILL FINALLY OCCUR BY THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK. THE UPPER RIDGE
OVER THE EASTERN PACIFIC IS FORECAST TO AMPLIFY ON SUNDAY AND
MONDAY AND PINCH OFF OVER THE BERING SEA. THIS WILL ALLOW A MOIST
ZONAL FLOW TO UNDERCUT THE RIDGE AND ARRIVE ALONG THE WEST COAST
BY MIDWEEK. THE MODELS DO NOT AGREE ALL THAT WELL ON THE
SPECIFICS…BUT THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME GENERAL IDEA. THE PLUME OF
HIGH PRECIPITABLE WATER AND WARM ADVECTION RAINS WILL INITIALLY
DEVELOP TO OUR NORTH BY TUESDAY NIGHT…AND THEN SHIFT AS FAR
SOUTH AS THE NORTHERN PART OF THE SF BAY AREA BY LATE WEDNESDAY.
RAIN COULD EVEN BE HEAVY AT TIMES IN THE NORTH BAY WEDNESDAY AND
WEDNESDAY NIGHT. MOST OF THE RAINFALL FROM THIS INITIAL MIDWEEK
PRECIP EVENT IS EXPECTED TO BE ACROSS THE SF BAY AREA…ONLY
BRIEFLY SHIFTING AS FAR SOUTH AS THE MONTEREY BAY AREA ON
THURSDAY. SUBSEQUENT IMPULSES COMING IN FRIDAY AND INTO NEXT
WEEKEND LOOK AS THOUGH THEY WILL BRING SOAKING RAINS TO NEARLY OUR
ENTIRE FORECAST AREA. THE PATTERN SETTING UP DURING THE MIDDLE OF
NEXT WEEK AND THROUGH NEXT WEEKEND IS DEFINITELY ONE THAT COULD
DELIVER PERIODS OF HEAVY RAIN…AS WELL AS LOCALLY STRONG AND GUSTY
WINDS…TO OUR AREA. AFTER A MONTH OF VIRTUALLY NO RAINFALL…RIVERS
AND STREAMS HAVE AMPLE CAPACITY FOR THE INITIAL RUNOFF. BUT MINOR
URBAN FLOODING IS NONETHELESS POSSIBLE IF HEAVY RAIN DEVELOPS. A
HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK WAS ISSUED EARLIER THIS EVENING TO
ADVERTISE THE EXPECTED COLD CONDITIONS EARLY IN THE WEEK AND THEN
THE EVOLUTION TO A WET WEATHER PATTERN LATE IN THE WEEK.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 15, 2012 12:38 AM PST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was going to hang my laundry out that day.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 15, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

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