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In the vein of websites like FML and TFLN comes "That Awkward Moment When..." that's gaining popularity.

 

It's a pretty simple game. Describe an awkward moment that you think others can relate to:

http://thatawkwardmoment.net/

 

Here are a couple examples to get you started: (http://stricktlydating.hubpages.com/hub/The-Best-That-awkward-moment-when-Quotes)

  • That awkward moment when you're left alone with your friends' parents
  • That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh
  • That awkward moment when someone says hello and you say "Good thanks!"
  • That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.
  • That awkward moment when you type your ex's name into your Facebook status instead of the 'Search' bar.
  • That awkward moment when you try to exit through a closed glass door.

Also, let's just make some CGB-related ones because life here is so much cooler than it is for these socially-awkward penguins who post these things:

  • That awkward moment when you've post a new DBD, only to discover you've been beaten by a couple minutes
  • That awkward moment when you brag about posting the joke first, but on everyone else's screen, you came second
  • That awkward moment when you close the DBD without z'ing through all comments first.
  • That awkward moment when you quote part of an article, but all that shows up is "I <3 cock"

Star-divide

Happy Friday, all!

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Tavecchio Named Semifinalist for Campbell Trophy

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The National Football Foundation (NFF) and College Football Hall of Fame announced Thursday that Cal senior placekicker Giorgio Tavecchio is a semifinalist for the prestigious William V. Campbell Trophy often referred to as the “Academic Heisman” and a candidate for the 2011 NFF National Scholar-Athlete Awards.

The NFF’s Scholar-Athlete Awards are presented by Fidelity InvestmentsĀ®, a leading provider of not-for-profit workplace retirement savings plans in higher education. The 2011 William V. Campbell Trophy, endowed by HealthSouth, will recognize an individual as the absolute best scholar-athlete in the nation. A total of 127 NFF Scholar-Athlete Award candidates and Campbell Trophy semifinalists across all divisions of college football are vying for the honors.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 AM PDT reply actions  

"Occupy Wall Street" protest hits San Francisco FiDi

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“Why is life a bitch? Cause we don’t tax the rich!”

Such was the chant of the nearly 200 San Franciscans who surrounded the Bank of America building in the center of the Financial District Thursday afternoon to rally against bank bailouts and the country’s uneven tax structure. The rally was a west coast offshoot of the “Occupy Wall Street” protests that have continued in New York City for nearly two weeks.

The initially-peaceful crowd included families, children, dogs and bands playing drums, saxophones and banjos. Mayoral candidate and city Supervisor John Avalos opened the march with a speech that attacked big banks.

“Have you ever felt like you’ve been had?” he asked the crowd. “That’s why this building right here is a symbol of the incredible greed and wealth that has accumulated into fewer and fewer hands.”

“And how do they stay wealthy?” he added. “They took our tax dollars. They got bailed out.” Avalos then urged crowd members to take their money out of national banks and invest it in smaller, community banks that care about local concerns.

The demonstrators then marched down Montgomery Street to Charles Schwab, surrounding the building and baffling employees inside. Protestors beat drums, sang songs and chanted, “Charles Schwab, give us our money back” and “Who bailed the banks out? We bailed the banks out.”

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I saw these protests yesterday when I was going for a walk, protesting outside a retail branch of Chase on Market and 2nd. Why specifically they’re protesting outside a retail branch, as opposed to the corporate offices, I don’t know.

Also, I understand Charles Schwab is a “big bank” and their building logo is highly visible, but it seems kinda silly to chide them for the bailouts and asking for “[their] money back” when Charles Schwab didn’t participate in TARP.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have a tarp

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

In your pants?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh noes, it’s a tarp!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

another example of the masses oversimplifying and unwilling to do adequate research before jumping on some passionate bandwagon.

It’s like slapping a WalMart cashier for the company’s anti-union ‘strategy’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree.

Putting aside my personal feelings on the issue, I understand “Wall Street” is a convenient target, but doing this stuff just makes it way too easy to dismiss them and it affects the same “99%” that they claim to represent.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

another example of some of the stupidity that exists in America these days:

Some of the fake Libertarians that are SOOO against government intrusion, but then make statements like ‘…and don’t you dare touch my medicare or social security payments.’

sigh.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

KEEP GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY MEDICARE

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It also seems silly to protest against TARP when it hasn’t cost us anything. Protest the nationalisation of the insurers, hippies. Go after the tax structure all you want, but if you think you really would rather the banks weren’t bailed out, you have a much stronger tolerance for worldwide depression than most.

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll also bring up the point that it’s kinda silly to protest against companies that were essentially forced to take TARP (you know which ones those are).

Hell, sounds like they should be “occupying” D.C., not Wall Street.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like they should be "occupying" D.C

Does his wife know about this!??!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds uncomfortable in more ways than one.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll take TARP and you’ll like it!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a prison movie…

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Story time?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve managed to evade the coppers this long, they’re never taking me to the hoosegow!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you speaking American?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’ve been practicing from all these movies that CalBear81 recommended.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that at first as “all those moves that CalBear81 recommended” and wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or disturbed.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Heat?

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Sep 30, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always been very interested to see how all the banks balance sheets would look if they had to writeoff their losses on mortgages and related products, instead of trying to slowly recapitalize for years by delaying those writeoffs….

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’d be that interesting. Excel files all tend to look the same to me.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s interesting is whether or not our nations banking system is really completely bankrupt. I have no idea, but I’d like to know the answer.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to make a joke. It didn’t go so well. It’s a Friday, they can’t all be winners at this point.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can they all be losers?

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

sec119’s jokes all went to stanfurd?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

TARP isn’t the problem (that worked out OK).

Rich assholes are the problem. OH! And wouldn’t you know it, a lot of them are in finance!

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

TARP might be one of the problems.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does that even mean? What are they protesting? That they don’t pay enough taxes? Fine, once again, that’s the government’s decision, not theirs. Campaign finance? Same thing.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re probably mad that Wall St steals their money! The nerve of those protesters.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And sometimes it turns out that they don’t much care for the change they get.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a Who song.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mary-Anne with the Shaky Hand?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Sep 30, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I was thinking of Boris the Spider, or was it Pictures of Lilly?

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Exactly.

In fact, I think many revolutions turn out pretty terrible.

See: the French Revolution, every revolution in Russia ever.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that worse than being a poor dick?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

and irresponsible consumers who thought the economic escalator only went one way – up.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering, what would you suggest people should have done? When the rich assholes in government and finance worked together to create an artificial bubble of overvalued shit? Should I have lived in a cave? Wearing a wolf-skin pelt and eating lichen?

Because, you’re right, in that case, I wouldn’t have been affected by the economic downturn. I’d still be sitting on my stalagmite in the dank darkness.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent instead of buying houses they couldn’t afford?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps the rental market was odd for where they were living. Or just particularly over-valued.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, there are potential problems on either side

It can’t all be blamed on the evil big corporate banks

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s a complex problem with a lot of different layers. There is definitely blame to be allocated to people who over-extended themselves. There is blame to be allocated to people who deliberately targeted people who shouldn’t have been approved for mortgages. You can keep going up the chain. What I object to is 1) the complete lack of regulation over investment mechanisms used to repackage debt, 2) the lack of visibility into credit default swaps, and 3) people pretending like they did nothing wrong because their deceptive practices weren’t specifically against the rules.

Also, I suspect that the bulk of the damage wasn’t done by the majority of the people making stupid decisions.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think both sides share equal blame. “The people” ARE stupid.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the people who don’t think both sides are to blame are the ones out yelling in the street.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we blame this all on stanfurd?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I definitely blame the Hoover Institute.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit, why you gotta get all political on me?!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell do vacuums have to do with this?!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The people ARE stupid, I agree, but the banks with the money are not, and they should have known better. I think there’s plenty of blame to go around, but the so-called “wizards” of finance get slightly more in my book because they were the ones creating all the instruments and hiding all the risk.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but at the same time, on what planet is buying a home on the outskirts of Merced or Temecula for $400,000 with an ARM a good idea?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the same planet where approving that loan is a good idea.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t ignore Earth 2 forever. It’s out there.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the loan can’t be approved if no one applies for it!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I’m saying is that it takes two to make a mind-numbingly stupid financial transaction.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think both sides share equal blame. "The people" ARE stupid.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how long we can continue arguing if we’re saying the exact same thing.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, yes i do

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you don’t!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, since lunch, i’ve just been trying to watch this on repeat without laughing…it’s been an entertaining work day so far

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the same time, I think I’m not sure either!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is a DBD….

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

or one UBS trader.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the day

It was impossible to make a bad home purchase. No matter how bad the loan terms or how unqualified the buyer, prices just kept going up (from 2001 to October 2005) and you could easily sell any house for more than you paid. The thinking at the time was that perhaps the cyclical nature of the real estate cycle was broken and price would go up unendingly. Mortage brokers, real estate brokers and investors were all making lots of $$ and had no reason to expect things to change (unless they were students of history).

by SierraBear on Sep 30, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or had half a functioning brain. (I almost wrote Brian, so maybe I only have have a brain too).

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that same logic worked for tech stocks in the 90’s!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many does it take to make a mind-numbingly stupid medical decision?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s been watching House!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The people ARE stupid

I don’t think they were just stupid. Many were greedy. In a way I totally get it. They saw everyone else getting rich through their homes.

I am also appalled at the bankers who made kazillions. Just as I am with CEOs who make millions while leading their companies down.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is it okay for Goldman to post a huge profitable quarter AND take in a big bonus?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legally, yes. Ethically . . . well, that very much depends.

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure, but falsifying your application data and imagining that the party is going to go on forever is kinda stupid.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thought process is: if I were an average non-exec banker type working for a big company who’s goal was to make lots of money, I’d probably push forth loans on everyone to keep up with the Joneses’ of the industry…shit, everyone else is doing it, right? To not do so, in fact, would look out of place and foolish, and I might lose my job. I wouldn’t think myself “evil,” especially if all this is under the good graces of the government and the people getting the loans seem so super happy to live in Tracy or San Berdoo or whatever. Everything’s gravy.

On the flip side, as a prospective homebuyer, I would never in a million years go after a lot of housing stock at anywhere near the prices they were being offered at with the loans being packaged. Everything smacked of “bubble”, everything smacked of “too good to be true”, everything smacked of “this will end badly” given what these homes were, and where they were. So that’s where I’m coming from.

In the end, I really genuinely think that both “parties” were equally at fault.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see mentions of parties and bubbles

IS IT TIME TO POP CHAMPAGNE YET?!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it ever not a good time to pop champagne?

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In closed quarters?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

at a funeral?

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on whose funeral it is.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s the answer for “where should you not try to pick up on chicks?”

(Pls no wedding crashers reference thx)

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA meetings

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In an MRI machine.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I make a point here?

Its not just people who bought houses outside of their price range and are poor.

Its people who had RIDICULOUS amounts of equity all of a suddena nd everybody was saying “Youd be stupid NOT to use that to make money.”

Well-respected financial people saying “Take the money out of your house and use it to invest or pay for college or osmething.” Then, everything tanks and all of a sudden house values are far lower.

So, now you are underwater. So, its not just a bunch of dumbos who went and bought a house in Merced for 400K, its people all over America who thought they were making prudent financial decisions. Make your money work for you!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I can’t really fault people for trying to make their lives better given the macroeconomic climate.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get this. How is “home prices will rise forever” good advice? My dad was going to buy more property in 2006, then thought twice about it, and didn’t, for reasons that seem so obvious in retrospect…

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if the home prices DONT rise forever, there would still be a lot of equity.

Even if they just stayed flat and never grew at any point, there still would be a lot of equity.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were gone – I’ll let you defend yourself.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just trying to finish up work and get out of the office. Going to the Punchline tonight for Kumail Nanjiani!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if they just stayed flat and never grew at any poin

I think if this were in anyone’s mind then the safety one using ones’ equity would be a lot more questionable. You are correct, the problem you identify is an unfortunate one, but it stems from the idea the home prices would simply continue rising, making refi a “safe” option. Not the other way around…

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

*one’s

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what he’s saying (I think), he talking about people using home equity lines of credit to pay for other things.
Which was a lot cheaper than putting it on a credit card, so it was “good advice”.

And for a lot people, I’m sure this worked just fine.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t everything seem obvious in retrospect? There was a place I was sort of interested in in Laguna Beach but they wanted a ridiculous amount of money for it… the real estate agent was sooooo over playing it… I can’t quite remember what the amount were but I remember thinking there is no way in 30 years that multiple could be right.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean honestly a lot of shit seemed obvious then, too, but for some reason no one listened to it. Like groupthink on a national scale. Kind of scary, really.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may be stupid, but that doesn’t mean its their fault.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I….don’t think we’ll agree here.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s a reasonable viewpoint to have.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE A REASONABLE VIEWPOINT TO HAVE

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the answer was lie on their financial forms to buy a house they couldn’t afford. because everyone else was doing it. naturally.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) You don’t know that all of those people lied
2) Why didn’t the vendors complete their due diligence?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasn’t talking about people who didn’t lie. i was speaking specifically about people who did lie.

i actually feel bad for people who tried to buy into the American dream at the height and were slammed. A good example (and I think I posted this before) is the Inland Empire in southern California. Lots of people bought their dream homes there. They could afford them as they were less expensive than if they were in LA or Orange counties. They had long commutes but it was worth it to get this piece of the American dream. Then oil prices took off, the economy tanked and life became very hard.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not feel bad for a single person who wants to live in the Inland Empire.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA SUCKS

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fictional account!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

IE is worse!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t even see the mountains adjacent to I-10 most days.

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I specifically mean I-10.

Is it weird how THA 405 is the San Diego Freeway and it doesn’t go to San Diego?

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t expect this to go to syndication so quickly!

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously! Who is paying for the rights to this?!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

joke
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V

my head

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the summer, many conversations kept happening OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

So, the joke was we were un summer reruns.

The “The Freeways” conversation is on like its 8 iteration. So, the joke is that its syndicated on TBS or whatever

The internet's most successful troll!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you can be reasonable, concise and informative?

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems painful =/

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the answer is obvious. if there is a cost involved, assess to twist.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop kissing up to Ohio Bear

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was CALumbus?

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sec119 won’t kiss and tell.

Try asking sec199.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about the rocking parties at UCRiverside?!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you hat rockmelt?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no strong feelings for or against rockmelt

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I’ve been struck that there’s been a sudden spate of “for sale” signs in our neighborhood, which was largely untouched by the meltdown a couple of years ago. The usual market spike is March – July. It makes me wonder if people have given up waiting for the market to rebound, long term unemployment at white collar level is finally kicking in, or juggling refinances finally failed.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

After a little Googling, you shouldn't blame the consumers
However, according a May 2006 Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) report, finance-related occupations, including accountants, mortgage brokers, and lenders, were the most common suspect occupations associated with reported mortgage fraud2. Perpetrators in these occupations are familiar with the mortgage loan process and therefore know how to exploit vulnerabilities in the system.

http://www.fbi.gov/stats-services/publications/mortgage-fraud-2006/2006-mortgage-fraud-report

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

After a little reading....

you would see this report is 5 years old before the meltdown…

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. I looked for a report of statistics during the bubble, where the so-called “mortgage liars” would have been at full force. And wouldn’t you know it, the financial services people were the dishonest ones.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And just in case that wasn’t enough, the 2010 FBI report finds that

Mortgage fraud perpetrators include licensed/registered and non-licensed/registered mortgage brokers, lenders, appraisers, underwriters, accountants, real estate agents, settlement attorneys, land developers, investors, builders, bank account representatives, and trust account representatives.
Notice that homeowners aren’t even listed.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

how radical Rishi.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been relatively unscathed by the downturn for this exact reason. If we’d overextended and bought a house, who knows what would have happened. But instead we’ve been renting.

What I’m getting at, is the downturn has affected everyone. My food expenses are higher. Friends are on long-term unemployment. I have a fine job, but my company is in trouble and there is no opportunity for advancement.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a tough economy out there right now, no doubt.

And it’s frustrating.

I’m just not sure that protesting “Wall Street” and creating an “Us vs Them” mentality (seriously, these are the demands of the OWS movement) is the right way to fix this.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My food expenses are higher.

Stop eating so much then!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you haven’t met Paleodan! A strong breeze could knock him over, he needs to eat MOAR.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve met him! Once, he was carrying a trombone. Another time, he was indoors. So, I guess I need to meet him with a strong breeze when he is not carrying a trombone.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly the trombone was weighing him to the surface of the Earth…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not filled with helium.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never thought about this before, but do people start to look like their instruments like they look like their pets?

This theory is dangerous though, since I’m a piano guy . . .

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as a pet, but I am sentimentally attached to my first trombone. I got it when I started playing in the fifth grade, which is now 20 years ago. So that trombone and I have been around each other a long time. It holds a lot of memories, even if the sound from a mediocre trombone isn’t very good.

by paleodan on Oct 1, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

the sound from a mediocre trombone isn’t very good

You should try The Think System.

by CalBear81 on Oct 1, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smile when you say that...

then we can see if your teeth look like piano keys.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 1, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you met me?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it great all of those times?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember that time you came to 40s and wrestling when i was a newman w/ DSLs and i had to learn all kinds of peoples’ names

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does DSL mean what I think it means???

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they helpful for playing the trombone or something?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends. they can actually get in the way if they’re too big

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so? I met ragnarok at the UC Davis tailgate. But I think you were taking care of AndBearsRagsCub.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that tailgate was GODAWFUL, we’ll do something nice sometime.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The nice thing about it though was that it was the first time I met any of the commentors here.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably only terrible for me, because AndBearsRagsCub was only a couple months old and wouldn’t stop crying!!!!!!! but it’s okay, because we both survived. and now she’s giggling and says ‘Go!’. the next word will be ‘Bears!’

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

your food expenses are higher (or have risen at a higher rate than should be expected) because of bad public policy (ethanol / subsidies), week dollar and rising energy costs.

by fiatlux on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

@fiat

I hate this argument, 95% (if not more) the consumers did nothing wrong, and the ones who did over extend themselves should have been stopped by (professional) appraisers & loan officers. It’s the professionals who should be the adults in this situation, and splitting the blame 50/50 just seems wrong to me.

But yeah people were dumb and did:

thought the economic escalator only went one way – up.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the professionals who should be the adults in this situation

How about… all of the adults being adults? I didn’t see the eTrade baby signing mortgage agreements.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

@Cugel
95% (if not more) the consumers did nothing wrong,

that’s a nonsense #. I’m not talking about people in general, i’m talking about those who had bad loans.

I agree with you they should have been stopped. But in order to say they “should have been stopped” you must be intrinsically saying there were doing something wrong.

I think lost of honest people over extended and lived life too tight. I actually feel bad for those folks. I do not feel bad for people who lied. I do not feel bad for the institutions who lied.

I think that’s all i have on this and will step off now.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most people were honest and overextended. That’s what makes the situation so crappy.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

… Scootie is my hero.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was all of TARP paid back? I don’t remember.

There have also been other ways of dealing with bank issues like this that have seemed to work fine…you need healthy banks for your economy, but bailouts aren’t the only way to make that happen…

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Healthy banks need regulation because they are structurally important for our economy. So just like you need bridge inspectors, you need banking inspectors. Bailouts are the “oh shit, need massive amounts of ducktape to keep this bridge up!”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

except, the government forced healthy banks to take TARP to “cover up” those banks that weren’t healthy.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The biggest targets of their protests seem to be Goldman and Chase, both of which not only paid back TARP, but were forced to take it.

Also, Charles Schwab, which did not take it.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I read the comments above, it’s quite the silly little protest.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the gov’t profited from TARP.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This does not fit into the anti-government/bank rhetoric.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, don’t get me wrong, there are downsides to it too and I do get that banks have an uphill battle to fight PR-wise.

I just kinda wish we could have honest debates without misinformation spreading.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

it goes back to what I mentioned earlier…I’m totally frustrated with the lack of individual research/education with these issues. Do they REALLY know what they are protesting? Do they REALLY know what the issue is?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

cough cough… TREESITTERS… cough cough

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did they? Link? I know they definitely profited from parts of it, but have they profited from it on the whole?

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

TARP Yields $20 Billion Profit, Treasury Says

Also, let’s take note of the huge amount of protestors occupying Detroit, protesting bailouts for GM and Chrysler, the latter of which the govt lost money on

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The GM bailout is a great success story right now, people need to get over it.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

(my statement was sarcasm)

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

right, but there are enough people out there annoyed with the GM bailout.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. They were necessary, even if it did end up costing the gov’t money

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup agreed all around.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

but the government was involved.

BAM BAM voice:
GOV’T BAAD. BAM BAM BAM

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it?

Think Ford is a much better success story.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Ford didn’t have the same problems to begin with, which is why they didn’t need a bailout. In the context of “a company that needed a bailout”, the bailout worked and both GM and Chrysler are doing much better than they were.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e7R3y-qwZ0

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessssssss

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s good. I like facts.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but if we didn’t save GM and Chrysler, the entire US auto industry would have been fucked. Now all 3 Detroit auto manufacturers are much healthier and more stable companies.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

and they still make horrible cars.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t buy a Chrysler, but I’d definitely buy a Ford, and GM has a couple of vehicles I wouldn’t be completely embarrassed to own.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’d drive one if it was a gift

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drive one of what?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

a moped if you know what i mean

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

of those pooey cars

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do they? Some of their new cars look nice to me. The problem with the car industry is you really can’t know how quality the cars are until 5+ years down the road. Will they keep their resale value? Will they be reliable and stay out of the shop? You can try to forecast that using historical data, but that only tells you so much.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

look nice =/= actually nice

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously. That’s why I talked about resale value and staying out of the shop.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only complaining about double standard.

Also, mad props to Ford for weathering this storm better than any other auto manufacturer

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

ford figured out the cars they make for the euro market are actually pretty decent and brought them over here.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE’S MY FOCUS RSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, FORD!??!!?!?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol. here it is

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

:*(

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never again.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, really odd that they were selling their shittier cars in their primary market. At least the jackasses figured it out eventually.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alan Mulally (who led the development of the 777 when he was at Boeing) seems like a very competent person.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, good thing he doesn’t have the 787/747-8 to his name

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

OTOH, maybe if he were in charge those projects might have gone a little more smoothly.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

their anti-semitic founder really knew how to please his customers.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE NEED MORE TARP! MORE TARP = MORE PROFITS = SOLVE THE DEFICIT

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

People feel powerless, and annoyed, and are doing stupid meaningless things. If there were some productive direction to send them — like directing them towards local credit unions — then there could be some real action

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the moment of the crisis, bailouts may very well be the only way to save the economy. But once the crisis has passed, more long-term solutions need to be found. Unfortunately, we don’t seem to have the will to seriously undertake long-term solutions.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not clear whether or not we had to save the banks creditors. With all the credit default swaps out there saving the creditors may have saved the entire global system from collapsing. However, if we could have done less bailing out and more creditor losses without crashing the whole system….it probably would have been better. I don’t have an answer to which one was right, depends on a lot of information I don’t have.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did we have the time to find that happy balance? I’m not trying to be cute, I’m honestly wondering how close we were to a complete meltdown.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very close – TARP was the right thing in an emergency situation.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Truth. A lot of banks desperately needed that inflow

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not to find a perfect balance. Other countries have pursued the other option (basically wiping out the banks, including shareholders/creditors, firing senior management, and starting them anew) in financial crises, before, though. It seems to produce more positive results. However, like I said, there may have been so much owed by the banks that the whole world financial system would have collapsed with that route.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I understand there may have been a better solution if we could have afforded time to analyze the different possible solutions. But it APPEARS TARP was quite essential to preventing a complete collapse. I’d gladly take on more debt to prevent that risk of a global meltdown.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It appears we need access to the same information Mr. Bernanke had at the time!

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Bernanke was busy playing Fruit Ninja and completing very important business.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

can carp has tarp?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

carp’s morning tarp?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude, that’s like only 6 to 8.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

nationalisation

Someone’s been reading the Economist!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or someone’s been reading Rishi.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s British AND American!

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how to tell you this, but one never is fully accepted as the real deal on the second passport. Try as I might to assimilate…

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely, and would happily take up American arms against hte British (which is why one is never fully accepted on the second passport) but a decade in the adopted country does change some of the default behavior. This does not explain Rishi’s weird insistance on using British spelling, however…

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re alive!!! TELL THAT GUY WHO IS READING OVER YOUR SHOULDER THAT HE WEARS TOO MUCH COLOGNE

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some things defy reasonable expectations…

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Indian [exclamation mark]

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by Rishi on Oct 2, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

…so you should hate the British and their stupid spelling.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 2, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve taken a poll and they don’t seem to like you much either.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. How about the Scots? I like them pretty well.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 2, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, the Scots are British. How many times are you going to make me say this?

by CalBear81 on Oct 2, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that England-Scotland soccer game over the weekend was really just sort of an intramural scrimmage?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 3, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a rugby game you idjut. But Scotland was playing like it was a scrimmage.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, they’re technically British, but when people are bitching about “the British”, they generally are referring to the English and not the Scots.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 3, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t quite know how to respond. Like any Scottish person who doesn’t live there, I think independence seems like a perfectly reasonable alternative, but you’re describing the mindset of the English, who view “English” and “British” as synonymous.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 3, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such people don’t know what they are bitching about, then. I wouldn’t think you, of all people, would want to be one of them!

by CalBear81 on Oct 3, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not the English Empire, right? It’s the British Empire. But my understanding is that most of the villains in that story weren’t Scottish.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 3, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to read up.

by CalBear81 on Oct 3, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, give me recommendations!

Seriously though, it’s my understanding that the royal class has been mostly English and Welsh, and that there weren’t very many Scottish Prime Ministers who had a lot to do with India policy. Palmerston and Smith-Stanley weren’t Scottish, for example. Who were the Scottish PMs? Balfour and Bonar Law? Perhaps as DC suggests they were more involved in implementing Imperial policy at a lower level, but were they the main figures?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 4, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we like to blame the English for being the evil overlords – and there’s some merit to that, they did undertake ethnic cleansing in Scotland in the 18th and 19th centuries, but with the help of the locals.

However, the Scots were front and center in wreaking havoc all around the world on behalf of the empire – whether in the military, colonial administration, missionary work, etc. And when it was imperialism by investment (like in South America), they were up to their necks in it as well.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 4, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

By your logic, I should hate cricket too!

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by Rishi on Oct 3, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s okay, because India does cricket better, just like America does English better.

Sadly, the Brits probably do democracy better than either the US or India.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 3, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, the Brits probably do democracy better than either the US

TAKE THAT BACK

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. I wonder if maybe the parliamentary system is better than the presidential one, overall.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 4, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The parliamentary system definitely has its positive points, in that leaders can actually get things passed, and a leader who has become widely unpopular can be gotten rid of fairly easily.

But there are also drawbacks. One problem arises if a system is too representative. In other words, the minimum number of votes for a party to get a seat needs to be fairly high, so that only a few parties get seats. If getting just 1% of the vote gets a party 5 or 10 seats, then the parliament is constantly splintered into dozens of parties and the government is always an unstable coalition, resulting in constant turnover in governments.
 
Britain has the opposite problem. The House of Commons actually has the possibility of being quite undemocratic, because the members are elected by district, not by the percentage of the total number of votes cast (which is done in most European countries). By combining district elections with a parliamentary system, a British party can get a majority of seats in the Commons without getting anything close to a majority of the popular vote. In other words, if the Conservative Party got 51% of the vote in 51% of the districts, and the Labour Party got 90% of the vote in 49% of the districts, the Labour Party would have a lot more votes, but the Conservatives would have the majority in the House, and thus would run the government.

Another problem in parliamentary systems exists when one or two small, extreme parties hold the balance. This can give those parties a vastly disproportionate influence on policy, since their larger coalition partners have to keep them happy to keep the government from falling, and thus the small, extreme parties get their way on things that the overwhelming majority of the public oppose.

by CalBear81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good analysis.

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by Cugel on Oct 4, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but that’s how Congress works here, right?

And besides, the Presidency isn’t majoritarian either; we still have the electoral college. Gore won the popular vote in 2000, but Bush got the presidency.

I think your point on smaller parties is fair, but I think there’s at least a plausible counter-argument that having the extreme parties there as an outlet for extremist views lets the main parties occupy the center. So, for example, if we had a parliament and an actual Tea Party, then the Republicans wouldn’t have their party taken over by those people and could afford to be a little more centrist.

Also, since as you say, a parliamentary system allows the ruling party to actually govern without the roadblocks that our system has, if the “overwhelming majority of the public” truly opposes something, they can vote in a new ruling party and effectively reverse those policies.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff notes

AMERICA NUMBER ONE

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOLLOCKS! STUFF AND SHITE! SHAME!!!!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

By your logic, you should speak Hindi in the US!

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by sec119 on Oct 3, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I do speak Hindi! I’m multi-lingual!

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

On a practical level it is silly to protest against TARP – it did what it was suppose to do, which was stop the bleeding and help stabilize the financial system. However, it was enacted in a moment of crisis, and didn’t lead to any constructive changes in the banking system.
OTOH, I understand why people are upset. The gravest threat to the world economy was created by these Wall Street banks in association with AIG; these are the corporations that get bailedout (whether each one needed it doesn’t matter), they seemingly suffer no pain for getting us in this mess. Meanwhile, millions of people are unemployed, millions of others are foreclosed out of housing, their credit ruined, and the future looks bleak.

Certainly it’s populist rage, but if anything, I’m surprised it’s not stronger.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think peeps are too busy trying to survive.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The obvious solution to this is to do what I did. Don’t protest. Get hired by a Wall St bank.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, just to point out, this protest didn’t even rate a article in the Chron, just a picture.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

these are the corporations that get bailedout (whether each one needed it doesn’t matter),

Why does it not matter?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because they got our money!

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they didn’t even want it!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because they were party to the mess that caused TARP to necessary. At least that’s how I see things.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not getting into that argument, but do you really not differentiate between a firm that desperately needed infusion of government capital and one that didn’t?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not talking about us, we’re talking about hypothetical dumb angry American!

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carry on, then!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a distinction to be made, but this isn’t as important as commonality of actions that lead to the problem in the first place. An international monetary system is a terrible thing to waste.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that the financial system got bailed out in a moment of crisis is less what people are angry about. I think they’re angry because they got bailed out, and there was next to ZERO accountability. None of the perpetrators of this mess even really got fired, much less went to jail. In fact they made out quite well for themselves. That’s what people are pissed about.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Fuld?
James Cayne?
Kerry Killinger?
Any of the AIG guys?

Additionally, all the companies that took TARP, including those that were forced to, had huge restrictions placed on them. Doesn’t sound like “ZERO[sic] accountability” to me.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Lewis also stepped down from BAC to take an early retirement.

He’s currently enjoying all his platform shoes because it makes him look taller.

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by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys got paid huge sums of money to step down. That’s generally not how “getting fired” works for the rest of the world….

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those were mostly accrued retirement benefits that were negotiated as part of signing them…

Dick Fuld got $22MM when he was kicked out, but that’s money he earned during his tenure. It wasn’t money they paid him to leave

It happens in sports — Charlie Weis? Mike Shula? Josh McDaniels? All got millions as part of their settlement when they were kicked out. Does that mean they weren’t fired either, according to your definition?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

“OFFER A GENEROUS SETTLEMENT TO TEDFORD” doesn’t really have as great a ring, but okay.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, just so you know, a lot of professional athletes are also rich assholes.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really not see that to someone who’s been unemployed for years and underwater on their mortgage, a big-bank exec getting a $10 million dollar buyout is not exactly consolation?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see that

I didn’t think that was the argument here.

atoms is saying no one gets fired. I pointed out that they did. Missing Barry says they got settlements. I pointed that it was accrued.

Fair or not, they are getting fired.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they weren’t getting fired. Lehman and Bear Stearns don’t exist anymore.

If Charlie Weis had engineered the dissolution of the Notre Dame football program, you wouldn’t say “he got fired”.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barclays and JPMC, respectively, didn’t retain them…

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, yeah, a few guys got fired. But like, Blankfein… still there. Pandit… still there (and Chuck Prince left before the shit hit the fan with $38M apparently). Ken Lewis retired comfortably. Nobody at any of the ratings agencies went down that I remember. Nothing happened to any of the AIG guys. Many of these people still work in finance. There have been no meaningful consequences for taking these massive risks which have destroyed the economy. And worse, there has not been really meaningful financial reform to stop it from happening again. I think the system is still rigged so that there is massive upside but little downside for taking big risks.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And worse, there has not been really meaningful financial reform to stop it from happening again

Dodd-Frank?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jury’s out on its meaningfulness. From what I read it was pretty watered down, didn’t solve TBTF, etc… Hell, they can’t even get someone confirmed to the CFPB because the GOP doesn’t want it to exist.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, BN?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elizabeth Warren for Senate!

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope she wins, but I wonder how effective she will be in the senate vs. how effective she could have been at the CFPB.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the root of it you’re saying people should not be upset simply because these execs are “fired.” Whether or not the protestors’ arguments have merit, I really don’t think you understand what makes people upset.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of the perpetrators of this mess even really got fired, much less went to jail.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions

I was merely addressing this. Stop extrapolating from there.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you say so.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

autistic commenter is autistic

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Zero a (sic)

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The emphasis

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys’ firms went under; they didn’t technically get fired or jailed.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no one got jailed because no one did anything illegal…

People who did (Kweku Adoboli) did go to jail.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, nothing illegal happened, just some massive fraud here and there.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just because you call it fraud doesn’t make it so

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if Jean-Luc Picard called it fraud?

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then a yellow-eyed android gets to give Rishi the Vulcan neck pinch?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

What makes it fraud is that it’s fraud. :)

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if I call it fraud?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was fraud after all
Pulling Back the Curtain on Fraud Inquiries
Banks to Pay SEC for Financial Crisis Fraud (this one is about the slap-on-the-wrist fines some firms got afterward)

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, none of that is something that deserves prison time, but okay.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the Sorkin article
"They will pick on minor misdemeanors by individual market participants," said David Einhorn, the hedge fund manager who was among the Cassandras before the financial crisis. To Mr. Einhorn, the government is "not willing to take on significant misbehavior by sizable" firms. "But since there have been almost no big prosecutions, there’s very little evidence that it has stopped bad actors from behaving badly."

…But fraud at big corporations surely dwarfs by orders of magnitude the shareholders’ losses of $8 billion that Mr. Holder highlighted. If the government spent half the time trying to ferret out fraud at major companies that it does tracking pump-and-dump schemes, we might have been able to stop the financial crisis, or at least we’d have a fighting chance at stopping the next one.

The double standard is the problem.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

So whenever there’s fraud within a firm, arrest the CEO?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently not. Evidently, whenever there’s a fraud within a major firm, ignore it and go after the little guys.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see, so arrest Oswald Grubel, not Kewku Adoboli, gotcha

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this the point of a CEO? Legally the CEO is responsible for the firm’s wrongdoing (unless there is proof to show the firm worked to prevent wrongdoing) and that is one of the reasons why CEOs have such high pay.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Enron and Sarbanes-Oxley this is kind of the current state of affairs.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding is the banks basically sued themselves as a class action lawsuit for a trivial amount of money that locks everyone else out of a potential big settlement….

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i haven’t been reading about the ubs thing. why was what he did illegal and not just an unauthorized (“rogue” for lack of a better word) trade?

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What he did actually constitutes “security fraud”

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ty

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

the lack of intellectual thought surprises you? to me it perfectly encapsulates the critical thinking ability of these people.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by “these people” i mean asians.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All asians, or just cock-asians?

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

[pre-empting the obvious “RACIS” remarks that were sure to follow]

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember, “these people” outnumber the rich 50 to 1, so be nice.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, but the protestors do not speak for the remaining 98%

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They speak to my outrage, if not my desire to express my outrage intelligently.

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, they don’t speak for me.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

As you’ve stated numerous times already.

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So not everyone opposed to them is in that “top 1%”?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can fool some of the people all of the time, but you fool me twice, you can’t get fooled again. Or something like that.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Light up the grill!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the sense that you plan on getting there

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. Don’t we all aim to become rich one day [question mark] Is that not what the American Dream is about [question mark]

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by Rishi on Oct 2, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think the American Dream is a little more than just the accumulation of material wealth.

As for me, I wouldn’t mind getting rich but I’m pretty sure it’ll be nowhere near the top 1%.

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by norcalnick on Oct 2, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dream of it.

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by Rishi on Oct 3, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ok with dreaming and striving for it.

It’s when people start expecting it where the unrest appears to begin

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 3, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

So like this?

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming that her “feild” isn’t in teaching basic spelling.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 4, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, regarding her tough decision, I’d go for selling drugs.

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

nature probably made that decision for her.

by fiatlux on Oct 4, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame nurture!

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Only 40K of debt? Shes luckier than most!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 4, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blame Goldman Sachs!

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably shouldn’t have majored in Maori Studies then.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 4, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

sympathy = 0

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 4, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dreaming of it shouldn’t come at the expense of actual policies that will help you and people like you to have better lives, instead of policies that may hypothetically help you someday if by some miniscule chance you happen to join the 1%.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 3, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have boring dreams.

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by sec119 on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but at least they don’t make me base my voting behavior on outlandish hypotheticals.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 3, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you actually think that drives how people vote?

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe the Plumber says yes, it does.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 4, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Non-sequiter. You’re better than that.

(I really don’t care if I spelled it properly)

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My z key is getting worn out, can we slow this dow nplease?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The initially-peaceful crowd included families, children, dogs and bands playing drums, saxophones and banjos.

But was there the Sexy Saxophone?

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by chowder on Sep 30, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

And how did they get the dog to play the saxophone anyway, it’d be hard to make the proper embouchure when you have a muzzle wouldn’t it?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

more TL;DR...

…but if you’re interested, I thought this was an interesting discussion/critique of the protest from the left by Mike Konczal, a Fellow at the Roosevelt Institute.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

page not found

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by Rishi on Oct 2, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, try this link instead.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 2, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read it, wasn’t sure what to make of it. Is it just lack of an actual message?

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by Rishi on Oct 3, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

so basically

message not found?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 3, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they’re kind of too idealistic for their own good.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 3, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That awkward moment when...

…you walk up to a group having fun and all conversation stops.

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Say it aint so, Scootster! You’re not “That Girl” are you????

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got the reference Mr. F, don’t you worry

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by CruzinBears on Oct 3, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I was talking about when Rishi walks up to the group!

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They all stop and stare in awe? Yeah, I’m used to that.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you’re posting during work hours now?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big article on VBall:

Growing up outside of Orlando, Fla., Correy Johnson was determined to play college basketball. A life-long hoopster, she had the athletic chops to become a scholarship player – including a state title on her rĆ©sumĆ© – and had even gone on multiple unofficial recruiting trips.

But with some encouragement from her sister’s now husband, who was a Florida state champion volleyball player himself, and an ultimatum of run cross country or play volleyball from her mother, Johnson picked up volleyball at age 16.

“I first thought volleyball was dumb,” Johnson said of the sport she now loves. “The high school game is so much slower that I first found it boring. But then I started to play club ball, and the game changed because it’s so much faster. That’s when I started loving volleyball.”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Correy is my fave Cal vball player :)

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Field hockey beats St. Joe’s:

Four different Bears scored as the No. 11 California Golden Bear field hockey team opened a three-game weekend road trip in Philadelphia with a 5-2 victory over Saint Joseph’s.

Sophomore Andrea Earle scored her 11th goal of the season less than two minutes into the game, taking a long pass from junior Lauren Livingston and tipping it in past the keeper.

St. Joseph’s tied the game, 1-1, at the 11:32 mark, scoring after a penalty corner. Cal quickly stole the momentum right back with Lara Kruggel scoring 45 seconds later, taking a long shot from just inside the circle to put Cal up 2-1.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

WBB Tip Off Event:

The California Golden Bear women’s basketball team and head coach Lindsay Gottlieb are inviting fans and season ticket holders to the Cal Women’s Basketball Season Tip-Off, a FREE event being held on Sunday, Oct. 2 from 3-5 p.m. at the Hotel Shattuck in Berkeley.

Head coach Lindsay Gottlieb and her staff will introduce the 2011-2012 Cal Women’s Basketball team and preview what is sure to be a very exciting season. The event is designed to be an opportunity for fans, friends, and supporters of Cal Women’s Basketball to come together, meet the team, and sign up to become a member of Triple Threat, the team’s official fan club.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

McCoveyChronicles on end of season press conference:

Things we knew

the pitching is going to get expensive
the Giants aren’t going to chase Albert Pujols or Prince Fielder
Aubrey Huff didn’t spend last offseason participating in triathlons.
Things we didn’t necessarily know

the Giants are legitimately interested in keeping Carlos Beltran
Nate Schierholtz is ostensibly the starting right fielder
The Giants have signed Coco Crisp to a three-year deal with a player option
Well, they didn’t explicitly say that, but, I can read between the lines.
What they said was “Leadoff hitter is a major issue” and “There’s no center field alternative from within that we’re comfortable with.” The only CF on the market is Crisp.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Every funny thing Grant from MCcC has said in 2011:

When you constantly rub last year in the face of people who would like to forget it, you are not being a good person. But you’re having so much fun! Keep on keeping on. You could be magnanimous every so often, and do something like link to a video of the last time the Dodgers won the World Series, but that’s only if you really feel bad.

Whoops! That wasn’t a link to a Dodgers World Series video! That was a video of Buster Posey in a parade down Market Street as confetti danced around his boyish, fresh-from-Olympus visage. How could I make that mistake? Oh, man, I hope a Dodger fan didn’t click that link. I was trying to be magnanimous.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Fresh-from-Olympus? He looks more fresh-from Olympia, WA than fresh-from-Olympus.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

________

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the last time the Giants hit four home runs. High Pockets Kelly had two, Amos Amas had one, and Quacks Mainlodge hit one in the ninth. Christy Mathewson got the win with a complete-game, 189-pitch effort. There was a short delay in the game when they had to invent lights before dusk.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Report that BoSox fired Francona:

SI.com’s Jon Heyman is reporting that even after winning a World Series in 2004 and 2007, Francona is out after eight years in Boston. The Red Sox will decline to pick up the option on Francona’s contract.

The decision was apparently made last night and may be announced today. There were differences over how things were handled this season.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Is this an overreaction? Francona brought them 2 World Series (i.e the first in like 100 years) and consistent success. He hasnt made the playoffs in 2 years despite a staggering payroll AND of course this September.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

jes.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, who cares, managers are close to meaningless in baseball. Change for the sake of change. Doesn’t matter one way or another.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont believe that to be true, but I bet there are a lot of people who disagree with me.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of evidence, as well.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

How can you quantify what a manager does? Most of their job consists of behind the scenes activity managing people?

Perhaps you can try to look at their different line ups etc etc etc, but thats just one (more public) part of their job, really.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

How can you quantify what a manager does? Most of their job consists of behind the scenes activity managing people?

Look at how player performance changes with the manager compared to with another manager.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats certainly the most simplistic way to do it, but it also takes into account other factors outside of the behind the scenes stuff.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what sample size is for. Those other factors should regress towards 0. Also, you can control for some of the outside factors like age of a player.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

or that two managers can’t manage the same team at the same time.

they get more than their share of blame/praise, but they do factor into the team’s success and failure. Look at Geren: Beane’s bud, super nice, ex-player, didn’t know how to use a bullpen, and sat Matsui for long periods of time.

Then look at Melvin: strong record of prior experience, articulate, ex-player, Cal grad, knows how to make pen mighty, and played Matsui.

Did the A’s make the playoffs? No, not even close. But Melvin did better than Geren.

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

or that two managers can’t manage the same team at the same time.

Why does that matter. In some cases, we do get two managers for the same team in the same year. In many, many other cases, we get players moving teams from one year to the next, or even midyear. There’s plenty of data to compare performance from one manager to the next.

didn’t know how to use a bullpen, and sat Matsui for long periods of time.

As for this, this is somewhat easier to quantify in other ways. When people have run stats on it, it really doesn’t make nearly the difference you’d think. Managers do make bad decisions on those kinds of issues – just look at Bruce Bochy. The impact on total wins, though, is pretty small in all but the most egregious cases.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2011/9/30/2459935/dbd-9-30-11-that-awkard-moment-when#comments

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It matters to the guy who lost his job.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scapegoat.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but why not make him a scapegoat?

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about a space goat?

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coast to Coast

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Red Sox somehow owned Cal Football, would they have fired Tedford by now?

I liked Francona (last stop pre-boston was, of course, Oakland) but this could be the case where “the messenger is getting old” not that the message is necessarily wrong.

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, completely different. The coach in college football is ultimately responsible for everything. Not so much in baseball.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t ask to compare CFB HC to MLB managers. I asked what would Red Sox upper management do with Tedford. I think they’d can him like tuna.

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The point is there’s a difference between canning a good CFB coach and a good baseball manager. Huge downside risk with the CFB coach. Very little with the manager.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, and usually you can’t just fire the team, so you fire the manager.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, more important to keep blame off Carl Crawford so he bounces back then to not scapegoat the manager who’s easily replaceable.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like you are underrating a key part of a managers job, which is managing people.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m telling you the “managing people” part doesn’t change the results on the field in a very meaningful way.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my extraordinarily limited time working with all the people on the team here at CGB, I’ve seen that working with other people and getting them to be motivated to do their best work can be, at tmies, a very difficult task. I presume managing 25+ millionares from all over the world can be similarly complicated.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make me a milionaire, then I’ll let you manage me, then we’ll see how your theory works out. k?

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have a better offer from CalBear81!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make me a millionaire, then stay the fuck away from me. (65)

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

lols!

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You read the transcript from my last CGB performance eval?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we could have performance evaluations! Thatd be so much fun.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK. Come into my office then.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

try it again, this time with pants on.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s not what I doubt. I just have doubts that MLB managers make much of a difference relative to each other in the wins column.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you say so!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doyers hire new Director of Operations:



The Dodgers on Thursday hired Alex Tamin as Director of Baseball Contracts, Research, and Operations, essentially taking the role of Kim Ng, who left the Dodgers at the end of spring training to become a Senior VP of Baseball Operations with MLB. Tamin has been hired by various MLB teams in the past 15 years for arbitration cases, including working with the Dodgers.

Tamin, who got his law degree from UCLA in 1995, will work with General Manager Ned Colletti on all contract matters, and will be the lead person on all arbitration cases.

Ng famously helped the Dodgers to win their arbitration case with closer Eric Gagne in 2004 after the bespectacled reliever win the National League Cy Young Award the season before. The Dodgers could have another reigning Cy Young winner heading into arbitration this winter in Clayton Kershaw.

The Dodgers haven’t actually gone to an arbitration hearing since 2007, when Ng and the Dodgers won their case against Joe Beimel. But just because a team doesn’t see the inside of an arbitration hearing doesn’t mean there isn’t a lot of work going into it. There is a tremendous amount of research done by both sides even before filing a salary figure, and that work on the Dodgers’ side will now be done in house by Tamin.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

NinersNation tallks Vicks injury:

The latest news on Michael Vick last night was that while he was planning on playing Sunday, he intends to wear a Kevlar glove to protect his bruised right hand. Players use flak jackets at times to protect their ribs, but adding something to one of your hands as a quarterback seems like it could raise some issues in the snap. My understanding is that Vick takes the snap with his left hand on top so it’s not a huge issue. But any chance for fumbles on the center-QB exchange is worth noting for the underdog 49ers.

The other interesting thing to note on Sunday will be how the referees call the game. After Vick injured his hand on Sunday, he had some choice words following the game. Vick later apologized for comments about the officiating, but he made his point clear that he feels refs don’t protect him inside the pocket like they do with other quarterbacks.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Sil;ver and Black Pride says Raiders will exploit weak NE pass rush:

While the Pats are 10th in rushing yards allowed per game. this is a mirage. Teams simply aren’t running on them often. They have faced the seventh fewest rushing attempts in the NFL at 21.3.

The Patriots are 21st in yards allowed per rush at 4.3 yards per carry.

They have been very solid in run defense when the defense needs to got off the field. With two yards or less to go on third and fourth down they are stopping teams short of the first down on runs 62 percent of the time. This is fourth in the NFL. Power rank 4th at 38 percent.

The Raiders are ninth in the NFL running the ball in these situations. They succeed 73 percent of the time.

This stiff rush defense doesn’t translate to other situations. The Patriots are stopping rushers for zero or less yards 20 percent of the time. This is 18th in the NFL.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

How about that awkward moment when the parents of a friend of your bring up the time you tried to walk through a closed glass door, that happened to be their closed glass door you shattered…

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

is that really awkward? seems to be a pretty funny story to share

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by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t seem like an occurrence strong enough to warrant an all-poster representation

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was really just adding a new twist to one of the ones Rishi posted.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

A new twist? AM I BEING REPLACED?!??

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bionic Twist?!??!?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Sep 30, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strike me down and I will become more powerful than ever!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this an overreaction? TwistNHook brought them an about.com best college football blog title (i.e the first in like the history of the internet) and consistent success. He hasnt invaded AddictedtoQuack in 2 years despite a staggering lineup of Marshawnthusiasts AND of course this September.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last time we invaded ATQ, didnt we lose by 42-3.

Should I have been replaced then?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t you impeached?

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Court’s power is not authorized by the great state of CGB!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The point is there’s a difference between canning a good Marshawnthusiast and a good Follettariat. Huge downside risk with the Marshawnthusiast. Very little with the Follettariat.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

ManBearCal is PISSED right now

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks beat Canucks, but I think its pre-season:

Plenty of story lines tonight.

First thing first, the Sharks remain undefeated, striking thrice against Vancouver’s Cory Schneider, once on the power play. It was San Jose’s fifth win of the preseason, a streak that means something in some ways but little in others.

The significance lies in the fact that the Sharks have meshed well, which is important considering the amount of changes they made in the off season. Second, the systems all seemed to be working as well as possible; the Sharks were 1 for 4 on the power play, 5 for 5 on the penalty kill and played a tight defensive style that kept Vancouver scoreless throughout the tilt.

“The guys are getting used to each other,” said Sharks’ captain Joe Thornton after the game. “It takes about two weeks, ten days, it was good to see the guys play well.”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Joe and Marlo: SACK UP BITCHES

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the NBA down for th count, might go to a Sharks game.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait for the halftime wacky mascot dunk contest!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That awkward moment when you say “Goodbye!” to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.

I do truly hate this.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

even more awkward after a ‘macho’ farewell:

“Aite, dawg. I’ll catch you lates, bro. One love” followed by a hand shake, pull in, and back pat.

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by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is even worse when you leave the bathroom at the same time and walk in the same direction. What conversation do you have then? “So, everything go okay in there?”

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's more awkward?

Leaving the bathroom at the same time…or ENTERING the bathroom at the same time when there are only two stalls available and they’re right next to each other?

Do you:
1. Strike up a conversation while on the throne?
2. Stay quiet and hope the rest of your body follows suit?
3. Call someone on your cell?
4. Start playing Fruit Ninja?

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by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always start playing Fruit Ninja. Never talk to another man while his pants are down.

And leaving at the same time is only awkward if the other dude didn’t wash his hands.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

No talking should be a rule. Especially on cell phones. That’s just creepy. Yesterday, I heard a “gentleman” dictating to his personal assistant on the phone while on the can. I’m not sure if she transcribed all the tooting into her notes.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

talking is allowed but only once you’re both at the sink washing your hands. Before that its just awkward.

“Hey Joe, guess what? I have my cock in my hand”
“Gee Steve, thats neat-o. Do you hold it with your right or left hand?”

Yeah, no.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It does seem like most guys understand this, the problem is all it takes is 1 out of 10 not to to ruin everything…

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I hear someone talking on the phone in the bathroom, I immediately flush the toilet so they get busted, even if I’m mid-business. I’m kind like that.

/breaking my no posting from work rule for this important update

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless…you’re posting from the bathroom!

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by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a silent endeavor, though.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to lol and giggle a lot when I’m reading through the DBDs

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by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO!

FLY FREE SCOOTIE! FLY FREE!

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This conversation is so weird

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

in furhter consideration, is this the type of subthread that will draw you out from your open floor?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS!

A few coworkers insist on talking in the restroom.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 30, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

iunno, I say, why not be free? It’s just a piss!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked up “Fruit Ninja” on urbandictionary and I don’t understand how playing it would reduce awkwardness. In fact, it seems like it would increase the level of awkward.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many women talk, I have no idea why. Especially women in their 20s find this the perfect time to tell you about that new Salon/Restaurant/Fruit Ninja they just discovered.

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have often spoken to employer groups about employment law issues. A couple of years ago I spoke at an all-day conference and after I finished my presentation, I spoke with several people who came up to me with questions. But finally I had to tell them that I needed to go to the ladies room. This whole pack of people followed me down the hall, trying to get their last bit of free legal advice as I walked to the bathroom. That was a bit odd, but okay. But then one woman actually followed me into the bathroom and kept shouting wage and hour law questions through the stall door. I had to ask her if she could please wait outside until I came out. I had to promise that I wouldn’t leave without talking to her before she would go away.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW.

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

But isn’t it nice to be wanted?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is so wanted that they post his photo up at the Post Office, along with nine others!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

this the same friend who got food poisoning from fayala?

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have more than one friend, damnit!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

that awkward moment where you accuse Rishi of only having one friend…

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were my friend :(

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m your friend!

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

your face is posted on the wall of the Post Office with 9 others?

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB’s Most Wanted!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yayy! You consider me a friend!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, unexpected. well-done, CB81.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not worthy!!!

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

once you were the learner. now you are the master.

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I saw that movie before you were born.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

you need to quote it more incessantly

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you feel BETTER or WORSE now that you’ve pointed that out?

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is hilarious…

by the way, slight tangent… but some colleagues and I were having a conversation about the acceptability of leaving the meeting to use the bathroom. We all agreed it was more acceptable for women to do so than men… agree? If I have to go, I’m up and out of there.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?? Next thing you’ll tell me is that Battle Shits is actually a real thing.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO, because competing would be weird. Politely ignoring is the way women work.

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Number 2 when you number 2.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!?!?!?!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a number, I’m a free man!!!!

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate public bathrooms… I don’t see how anyone can think they’re not inherently awkward. I do not understand why they don’t have floor to ceiling stalls.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When CalNet and I went to Iceland, I saw the floor to ceiling stalls for the first time. Those Scandinavians really know what they are doing. We should have those in the US.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the great downtown secrets is the bathrooms at bloomindales, floor to ceiling stalls and enough muzak to cover up any other noises.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the restrooms in the former I. Magnin part of Macy’s. Same thing.

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the only thing we import from Iceland is crippling financial collapses.

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That style of stall exists at Schiphol and Edinburgh airports as well. I have not yet embarked on a survey of all European airports to establish a baseline, but it might be a project worth undertaking.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no shame in using the family restroom at airports. or anywhere for that matter.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty Little Secret

When I am at expensive restaurants with patrons wearing their hoity-toity clothes and talking about hoity-toity things. If the bathroom is for one person at a time with a locking door, I like to leave the door unlocked. Then, if a hoity-toity person walks in on me doing my thing I act all causal and “hey, what’s up”. They always act so surprised, embarrassed and ashamed as they scurry away apologizing.

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by chowder on Sep 30, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is dirty.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE ONE OF THEM

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you always park away from everyone else.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s only awkward if Orton is driving Tebow to the stadium on gameday.

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by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tebow for starting WR!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Texting while walking can lead to the same results.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

My knee still hurts :(

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coulda been worse. In HS we used to have a pole in one of our walkways that was crotch high…

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

Just reading that was painful enough.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah…We had one like that on our cross-country course in HS.

A few of us used to run together right at the pole and then split around it at the last minute. Plenty of runners from the other team crashed into that pole because they couldn’t see it and didn’t know it was there.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

evil!

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to string together a joke involving watching someone on a pole and a high crotch, but it’s just not happening.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. You’re a chemist. Aren’t there pills for that?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That awkward moment when you post anything at all ever in the DBD.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 8:20 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That awkward moment when you meet your internet orthodontist/lawyer/chemist/planner/engineer friends for chicken and waffles and wonder how you got into that mess.

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by MR.F. on Sep 30, 2011 8:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Sorry dude. I thought the guy ’sup nod was good enough.

I’ll give you a hug next time.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna meet up this weekend? But don’t tell the others, its a secret.

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean that awkward moment when you realize that you groused about not being invited to the publicly-announced “everyone is welcome” meet-up that was repeated over the course of several DBDs?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

For cereal. Dude, I, the terrible hipster/nerd got invited.

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by MR.F. on Sep 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I gave other things on the internet higher priority than the DBD. I am ashamed.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ASS

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You sent me an invitation that I didn’t bother to read. I’m so offended.”

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I thought it had something to do with paleodan’s ass.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

in your defense, everything has something to do with paleodan’s ass. and doing jello shots off of his chest

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leave my pectus excavatum out of this.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow now. Here I thought we were talking about your pet donkey.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong thread. Thats the thread above.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a busy guy with lots of internets to read.

I expect things like CGB Chicken and Waffles meet-ups to make it on to Facebook or other actually important sites.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ASS

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ME TALK PRETTY

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im only aware of 2. One was publicized in the DBD and open to all. The other was after the spring game at Laney.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

there have been like 6. Obvio they left you out of the loop

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Rishi perceived me as his frined?!?!??

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, Rishi’s only friend is Goldblooded

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, i am his only frined.

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

how long did it take to get your frined license?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

seconds

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably through the front door, like everyone else?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought hipsters came through the skylight on ziplines?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hipsters are Batman?

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awkward moment

When a friend asks what you think of a woman/girl you both know (without telling he’s now in a relationship with her) and you say unflattering things about her. Then he lets you know.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 8:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Like telling your roommate who just broke up with this awful girl that he’s better off without her, etc…Then having them get engaged shortly thereafter?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

If a friend breaks up with his gf, wait at least three months to talk trash about her.

Otherwise, ya know

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

or always change the subject. “So, how about Cal’s goalline offense, eh?”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so like that scene where Major Payne breaks the guys finger completely to get his mind off the pain?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really a friend. Just the assigned dental school roommate. Weird dude.

I probably let my annoyance with her (not the best houseguest, to put it mildly) get the better of me.

Still, definitely not my smoothest or brightest hour.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I learned the lesson. “Blah blah you’re better off without that lying slut”

Then they’re back together a week later.

Sigh

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awkward moment

When the DBD conversation is ranting about a topic you know a lot about but can’t say anything because it would give away your true identity… GOSH, must be easy to be a chef.

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

You’re catwoman?!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Total pringle.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Tim Geithner?!?!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I’m Nate Longshore…

… and Catwoman.

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Scott Orson Card?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BLEW IT

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Lendale White at the 2006 NCG!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

stfu fatty.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

awkward moment

when Allison Stokke’s dad calls you on your cell.

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate that when that happens

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I can see your mouse”

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

awkward moment

When you go to the mall and see Kevin Riley and Nate Longshore wearing OSU and UCLA gear, respectively. Riley also has on a Fear The Beav shirt with Tri Delts on the front. Longshore also has on the the “The Monopoly in Los Angeles is Now Over” T-shirt with Slick pointing at something or other.

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

at least its not as awkward as Ayoob and Longshore posing for beefcake photos together

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a real thing that happened? Did they lose a bet or something?

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it was some artsy black and white shot in California Monthly. Nothing wrong with it..

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

awkward moment

when your in a meeting and you’re talking shit about the existing deal youre about to re-bid out and then suddenly realize that everyone else in the room was responsible for the shitty deal and they don’t like you very much anymore.

Totes awk.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve learned the hard way not to criticize something that’s imploded until I know for sure who was involved.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

FS: “God Bless! Who negotiated this mess?!?”

crickets chirping in the room as FS looks up to see 9 people staring at him intently.

FS: “Uhhhhh hey everybody, look at the clown outside the window!”

Not my most tactful moment ever.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I finally watched No Country for Old Men…I liked the plot except for the end…what the hell happened? I don’t get it. Does the creep get caught? And what the hell was Tommy Lee Jones talking about? Very odd movie…OVER-RATED

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

thats the point. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh. I guess I’m not a fan.

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by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had the exact same response to the film. I thought it was quite good until the end but the end pissed me off so bad I refused to watch it again to try to figure out the nuances.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just read blog posts on it

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had similar feelings about There Will Be Blood.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you there, he’s directed better. But it has it’s moments.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it visually. I just don’t get the plot.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched that movie on an airplane

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, fiatlux

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no, I was in economy class.

Also, the ending made no sense.

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by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go on …

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS (duh)

Original Ending to I Am Legend

Due to test audience’s dislike of the film’s original ending, several scenes were altered before the film’s release, especially the standoff between Neville and the infected in his laboratory. Visual effects supervisor Janek Sirrs recounts the original ending, starting with the standoff: “At that point, Neville’s – and the audience’s – assumptions about the nature of these creatures are shown to be incorrect. We see that they have actually retained some of their humanity. There is a very important moment between the alpha male and Neville. The alpha male slapped his hand on the glass and smeared it revealing a butterfly shaped imprint.”

Neville realizes that the alpha male is identifying the woman he was experimenting on by a butterfly tattoo, and that the alpha male wants her back. Neville puts his gun down and returns the infected woman. Neville and the alpha male then exchange stares; Neville apologizes to them, which the alpha male acknowledges before the infected leave. The final shot follows Neville, Anna, and Ethan as they drive away towards Vermont

Different from the book, but a much better ending than what happened in the theatrical release. Also:

I especially like how Smith glances at his wall of photos and realizes that he must appear to be some sort of serial killer, with photos of his “kills” displayed on his wall. Very cool.

The book involved no bs “survivor’s colony” and Neville was, in fact, the last man on earth. The “I Am Legend” title refers to him being a “legend” to the infected in the same way that vampires are “legends” to us now.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, glad to finally find out what happened.

I could never get through that movie either. Too sad to see the family split up. :(

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

EVEN IF YOU HAVE THESE FEELINGS YOU DO NOT ADMIT TO THEM

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY YOU SAY THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE HAD THESE FEELINGS BUT NOT YOU

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

OR TELL THEM ONLY TO GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE IN ORDER TO CONVINCE THEM TO DO SEX TO YOU

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think Little K and PTB got here?

Roofies were too damn expensive. Wait, wut?!

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

When he had to kill his dog :( :( :(

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s when I shut it off

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by CruzinBears on Oct 3, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then you saw most of the best parts of the movie!

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by Rishi on Oct 4, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

As the movie was reaching its climax, I was expecting it to end much in the way the book ends (and I’d never read the book). As I was watching, I was reaching the conclusion that Neville reaches in the book, and thought it was a pretty awesome twist.

But, then the movie ended in a much more audience-friendly manner. I haven’t seen the alternate ending, but it sounds like I would’ve enjoyed that much more.

by minesweeper on Sep 30, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the link when you get home. It’s actually quite well-done

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I really hated the idea of there being a survivor’s colony. Makes his whole struggle throughout the movie seem like a waste

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

meaning, just kill off the zombies instead of saving them? you bastard

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no heart.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you made a sad face emoticon about killing the dog!!!!

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The poor guy had no companionship

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by Rishi on Oct 2, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty awesome twist.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the awkward moment when...

you realize that he had to qualify “twist” with “pretty awesome” so that we wouldn’t mix the two of you up?

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh 1,000% disagree, great, great movie. A western noir for the ages.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it considered a Noir?

There is no cover-up, no corruption, no seedy underbelly behind a glamorous exterior. I ask because I never truly understood what makes Noir film Noir, other than the typical light-dark shadow interplay.

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by chowder on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would consider it so mainly because the plot is driven by the actions of Josh Brolin’s character, and his actions are typical of a Noir protagonist. No unnecessary good deed (bringing the water back, why?) ever goes unpunished.

In a way “The Wild Bunch” has many Noir elements as well, it’s not just about shadows left by venetian blinds .

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I realize Noir is more than shadows, but I always thought a cornerstone was corruption and cover-up. I didn’t see that in No Country for Old Men.

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by chowder on Sep 30, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t agree that corruption and cover-up is at all necessary, it’s more based the actions of the protagonist, what kind of obstacles he encounters and how he deals with them. For example “Out of the Past” (a great Noir movie) “The Killing”, “Naked City”, “Le Cercle Rouge” “Charley Varrick” “Rififi”, “The Maltese Falcon” (ok some cover-up in this).

To be sure, there are a fair number that do deal with corruption and cover-up, like “Chinatown”, “Double Indemnity” “Where the Sidewalk Ends”, “The Third Man”.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to answer your other question, I really like Noir movies.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only disagree 998%

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sure that’s not 997.5%? Just checking.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU DONT BELIEVE ME!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god carp….just stick to disney

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ending was not about plot

The plot has no resolution, that’s the point. The movie tells us that there is evil in the world, and sometimes bad things happen by pure chance, and sometimes there is nothing we can do about it. You can try to be a good man like Tommy Lee Jones, but even he has to retire at some point, and the world goes on.

by sycasey on Sep 30, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is everyone else’s Blog page not getting the feed on the right? Or is it just mine? And yes, I’m on Internet Explorer ()

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t either

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

pringles

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, I think that applies to all married men 90% of the time

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand

How do I improve to only 90% Heisman?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol rec’d for vivid metaphor

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

But CJ or Isi when I get to the goalline??!?!

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, stop pretending

She’s answering in-game, you know as well as I do that the real problem is scheduling.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had scheduled more D1-AA schools

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and me both.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want more blowouts on your record??

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, just easy wins

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if the timing is right, it must be appealing to both schools.

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by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the Presbyterian Blue Balls Hose get lucky!

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve run out of fuel for steam. There’s only so many times you can go to the ol’ reliable (massage w/ lotion) and this dude’s out of tricks. Maybe I’ll finish up that 6-pack and get an epic tan.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already have an epic tan! I’m halfway there!!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

…epic? halfway?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“there”

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no there there.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the end of your second sentence!!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The end of my second sentence is in Oakland?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA OH

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIVIN ON A PRAYER!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 1, 2011 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

couple of suggestions for you

watch more online porn
transfer the “massage with lotion” from her to yourself
practice “self abuse” while sobbing

Welcome to post children married life!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me sad.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez, get a room.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this how AndRagsCub came to be?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awkward Moment...

…WHEN YOU DON’T SET A LINK TO OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blushes

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

pqtm

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YouPorn + wife = FTW

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to work on your juke moves. Maybe add a spin move to your repertoire also.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He needs an inside swim move

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

ORK ORK

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

mrs. carp just pulled the goalie again and imma take it top shelf!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

just dont put it in the wrong net

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Own goal” would have been ronger.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

his boys can swim!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m secretly rooting for the Fuskies from here on out.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m secretly rooting for my second favourite team from here on out: Whoever is playing stanfurd

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

what if it’s FUCLA

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this even a question?

I’ll root for fUCLA WAYYYYYYYYY ahead of furd

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

then we’re all Harsha for a day

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Harsha

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is awkward.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

The Fuskies can never win a game for the rest of eternity for all I care

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 30, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

recd

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

what
the
hell
?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That one definitely has universal appeal.

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me...

…Kids, do not do crack.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://calfootballblog.com/2011/09/30/so-what-now-quarterback-tailbacks/

From a neutral standpoint, Zach’s stats are decent. However, Zach is only 19/46, or 41.3%, on completions and a PER of 106.9 on 1st downs while his 3rd down stats are 24/45, or 53.5%, on completions and a PER of 166.51. It is either Zach’s confidence increases as he continues to throw (even without success) or that Tedford is making the wrong calls on first down. There could be arguments for both, but seeing that Zach’s PER decreases from about a PER of 173.76 in the 1st quarters to a PER of 76.13 in the 4th quarters, I’m going to lean towards the latter.

I never considered that Tedford’s calls on 3rd down > Tedford’s calls on 1st down. I think it’s more likely that Zach steps up a bit more. His completion % could be even higher, as I remember several catchable 3rd down drops.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 30, 2011 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Never discount the possibility of random variation…

by Missing Barry on Sep 30, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

cgb happy hour soon?

now that i’m settled in?

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

sorry, we just had one. please wait another 6 months.

or, how about next Thursday? Anything going on then?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thursdays not so good, returning for client site… anyone up for Mondays? :D

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you fail, let me know when you figure out why.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know enough to know why I fail!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

upon further review, i fail a lot. my apologies turkey.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thursday is the effing Oregon game, why the hell are you going to be at a client site instead of at a bar, getting drunk and watching the game? Seriously, give me you Cal fandom card right now.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

because i have so much control over where/when i have to be.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha Consultant!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude, i was keeping things civil and then you come along…

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

How AWKWARD

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just pick a Friday and invite people.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

but seriously, what are people in SF planning to do for Oregon game viewing next week?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch with you somewhere?

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of marina-ing it up and going to The Republic. I believe the owner is a Cal Alum

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of Pete’s Tavern. But I’m also crazy

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete’s is cursed for me (something about 2007). I’ll be at the Phoenix.

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Oregon 2009 there :(

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, I also saw the NLCS Game 6 there last year.

So it’s a wash?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the tenders said she’d wear a Cal shirt if I bought it for her.. progress!!

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY GO BEARS

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

pete’s would probably work as well, but i’m meeting up with some people in brotastic doucheland

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want some tasty brews!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but think of all the beer calories? mba apps don’t burn them off.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve accepted that I’m temporarily going to gain some weight until after apps. I’m only going to the gym 3 times/week now :(

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be up for The Republic. I could walk there if I got my act together in time (ie 15 minutes pre game).

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something more convenient from south of SF might induce me to show up. So, that probably means you guys will for sure pick The Republic :)

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

many convenient muni lines, and specials for teh game at the republic

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 1, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. If one were to CalTrain from down south, one could take the 45 bus from the train station and be dropped off literally two blocks from The Republic. And I think one could also pick up the 30 and be dropped off ONE block from The Republic. Same for BART.

by Scootie on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

…and then after the game I could take the bus back to BART/caltrain, ride back down to millbrae, get in my car, and drive back across the bridge to the East Bay. I’d probably make it home by midnight.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

PETES

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by Rishi on Oct 2, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to ask sec119 to watch it with me. None of the rest of you may come to the party!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you write it on a note! “Dear sec119, will you watch this game with me, either in WC or in Berkeley? Please circle yes or no.”

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want Twist to watch a game with you in the WC? Are you one of the dudes that Missing Barry is talking about??

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, you are invited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t no party like a Twist party?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t no party like a TwistNHook party, cause a TwistNHook party is awk.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Toads awk!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Cal football e-mailed with info about the upcoming Pac-12 Championship Game.

How relevant!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I was tempted to reply to send with ‘lol wut?’

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

*sender

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Should Cal win the North Division and finish wit ha better Conference record than the South Division Champion, the Game will be played at AT&T Park”

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine what Oregon State fans are thinking after receiving their version of that email…

by minesweeper on Sep 30, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“why am I on the cal email list?”

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

great success

shave soap + whiskey!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I’m gonna try wet shaving tonight. Do the nicks disappear overnight or what?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

depends on your skin. you’re using that weird ebay razor, right? it’s a cartridge thing so i think you’ll be fine.

it’s when you go for a de blade that the bleeding adventure begins.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

kk I’ll shave tonight and hopefully have some sexy, but even stubble tomorrow morning!

#icarewaytoomuchabouttrivialthings

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

“There Will Be Blood”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Just got the following e-mail from Cal ATO:

Should Cal win the North Division and finish with a better Conference record than the South Division Champion, the Game will be played at AT&T Park. The 2011 Pac-12 Football Championship Game will be played on December 2, 2011 and will be broadcast on FOX. Kickoff is scheduled for 5:00 P.M. PST. For more information about the 2011 Pac-12 Football Championship Game, please visit Pac-12.org/fcg and be sure to follow the conversation on Twitter (#pac12fcg).

by daveman on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I WIN!!!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Header

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rishi wins this one.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t they include information on how to order Rose Bowl tickets?

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-12 doesn’t run the Rose Bowl.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that’s alright then.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

A+++++++ WOULD REC AGAIN

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That awkward moment when your team is going for a game winning touchdown and you call a pass play instead of relying on the RB who has kept you in the game.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

With no time outs remaining, they couldnt risk a run, IIRC

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

1:42 left at the 13 – the clock was not an issue.

by calgbear on Sep 30, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS AFTER WE STUFF THEM 2 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gerhart had been doing all the heavy lifting that game and even on that drive. Come on.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hes no Shane Vereen!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or how about

When you’re arguably the most recognized athlete on the planet, your “alma mater” names you an honorary captain for its rivalry home game, you get inducted into your school’s hall of fame at half time (even though you never graduated) and you get booed by the fans.

Awkward.

by daveman on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That would never happen.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

fml

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He must be looking at the Cal section.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can do this all day

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

tiger may be linked to this
Stanfurd sexual assualts rise
The Stanford University Department of Public Safety, a multi-service agency providing law enforcement, security, safety, crime prevention and emergency services on campus 24 hours a day, has released its latest Safety and Security Report, detailing reports of sexual assaults on campus.

According to this latest report, which represents statistics from calendar year 2010, reports of such attacks increased 75% over the number of reported sex assaults in 2009.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a majority of the reported sex assault cases, the assailant and the victim knew each other.

Interesting.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNING MOMENT

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you and your brother do a dolphin dance on the sidelines

someone help me out here

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

And rags comes in lusting after both of you?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go sports team! ORK ORK orkorkork

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Practice? We talkin' about practice?
"You can’t peak too soon," Tedford said. "You start getting amped up right now — you can’t stay amped up for a week. They’ll take a little time off and rest and recover and then come back and really be focused on what we’re doing in practice. You really have to build up to the game."

Link

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Awkward Moment

Any Nate Longshore play action pass.

by MailmanJr35 on Sep 30, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Like that sweet TD pass to Djax at UCLA/2007?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the reason Stanford doesn’t have any fans is because you’re all so good at tormenting yourselves.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

It’s “stanfurd”. Have you learned nothing in your ten years here at CGB?@!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, just got a great idea for a DBD! How to be a Cal fan! Covers topics like spelling ‘stanfurd’ and ‘dealing with crushed hopes and dreams’.

Goldblooded? You have the advantage, being a long-term cal fan. Go.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

alright. I’ll work on a post for a DBD.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to reading it :)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t try and deflect here.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t try and genuflect here

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you accusing me of being a secret Papist?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGH THAT WAS SO PAINFUL

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually right next to daveman during that game!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

was he giggling?!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think so! I also caught a glance of his “I <3 LOCKER” tatoo

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! We were all together that fateful day. It was like the forces of destiny had htrown us together.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The day I was introduced to the wonders of watching a Cal game with Twist!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you recovered?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have a lot to look forward to!

Like desperately ignoring Twist while Cal football has a 4th and one on the goal line to win the game.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt watch the Washington game with you???

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no, but I’m sure that situation has already happened in our EIGHT SEASONS of watching Cal games together.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly cant remember a situation where Cal had the 4th and 1 on the goal.

UW did last year. I presume I was making noise to try to stop them and not babbling incessently.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, weve been watching games together since the late 2nd millenia if you want to be more precise

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist, you are a grave disappointment to me. I was expecting extended commentary from you on my Brick Morse post about the various mustaches in evidence, and also about the style and tailoring of the suits worn by the 1895 Cal Glee Club. But nary a word.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist, you are a grave disappointment to me.

ZOMG…You’re Twist’s mom?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Im just a really bad ditch digger!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you not to turn down that job at the crematorium!

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brick Morse did have a stunning mustache as a young man.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon state 2007?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still that restraining order…

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 30, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

roy, this is exceedingly polite for you. are you feeling ok?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a changed man

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 30, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was that bathroom conversation you had with a co-worker, wasn’t it.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

15-Love

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

How awkward!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

fml

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

…when you spill cold coffee over your desk and papers..

by the federer express on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

i asked you if you wanted a cold drink and you said you wanted coffee!

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

great episode, btw. I’m really, really impressed with how the writers haven’t missed a beat since Michael left!

by the federer express on Sep 30, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That episode was a slight improvement. Still too emotional. Dwight is stil mostly doing all the work. Its better tahn Whitney. Thats all Ill say.

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Sunny was really good, too. I thought they had Frank go a little too much on the “Im not a child molester” thing, but it was good overall. Dee did well.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

that episode actually gave me hope for this season. was nowhere near as bad as the sapfest last week.

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS THE SAPFEST LAST WEEK

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHOSE NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS THE SAPFEST LAST WEEK?!

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

15-15, bro

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please stop yelling at the chair ump.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

“If I could, I’d take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat”

by the federer express on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

“If you ever see me walking down the hall, look the other way, because you’re out of control. You’re out of control. You’re totally out of control, you’re a hater, and you’re unattractive inside. "

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he playing against the djokovic express?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re good, but not that good. i don’t want to have your baby yet. djokovic on the other hand….SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Sep 30, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty funny.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too small, didn’t read.

by sycasey on Sep 30, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi, do you have friends posting on that website?
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn’t hacked, he just really loves penis

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I already made fun of myself for that in the DBD!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no limit to the number of times we can make fun of you for that.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER FORGET

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

That wasn’t an awkward moment at all. It was a hilarious and revealing moment.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. But that’s literally one of the entries from that website.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Archer last night was awesome

Lana. LANA! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dungeon Us crab!

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed it because i hadn’t seen part 2 yet :/

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awkward

When you open up the DBD and half the comments are about banks, TARP and Auto bailouts.

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Where the eff is my cricket update?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mumbai Indians-Cape Cobras game was washed out :(

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s surprisingly non-slapfighty!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Z key knows no distinctions.

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you catch daveman torturing Cal fans?

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. I only Z’d through comments starting with “Occupy Wall Street” protest hits San Francisco FiDi.

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by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all the Tiger Woods photos?!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s been an interesting/good discussion. Like, everybody is discussing in good faith or something. Bizarre.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone’s in a good mood because it’s friday.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday!!! And it’s beautiful out too. Things could be much, much worse.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like when I open up the DBD and it’s all about shaving supplies.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey i got some good safety razor recs out of it. and my face is so smooth now!

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally nailed my shave last night.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually my results are just good, not great. better than a disposable, though. need some more practice. MUCH better than my experiments with a straight edge razor.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve been using the DE since May, I probably get just as good results from a disposable, this is just more fun.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely looks classier in my bathroom.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

there have been a surprising number of conversations in the dbd that have come back to the bathroom.

i think that’s a metaphor, or something.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the humour is rarely a few steps removed from the commode in the dbd.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been resting my skin this week…Thinking about trying the DE with a new blade (astra or personna) tonight before Mrs. Kod’s reunion dinner.

Then again, might be safer to wait until tomorrow in case I end up looking like Freddy Kruger.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no sacrifice, no victory.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the grain + cross-grain = decent shaves, but not as good as my wet/dry panasonic.

Against the grain = great shave…but inevitable bluidy mess.

But, I’ve only tried crystal and derby. Big difference with Astra/Persona?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on your skin, for me the astra/personna were much smoother and comfortable.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

any websites that suggest skin:razor suggestions?

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, there’s not really a science to it. just see what works for you.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

mach 3 for life

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assume you’re not trying to get all the hair at once… i typically do with grain + cross-grain + against grain… excellent shave and not much mess.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I’ve been doing with grain/cross/cross/against.

I’m usually fine until I go against. But, if I don’t go against, it’s not a better shave than my electric.

Coarse hair + sensitive skin = issues. I’m hoping that better blades are the answer.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don’t tear an acl

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not! I’m saving that for the weekend.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How often do you have to shave, Kod?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could probably get away with every other day…if it weren’t for the fact that I have to hover over people all day and I like to present a well-groomed appearance.

So, I’ll shave every morning during the week and usually take the weekend off to let my skin recover.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to hover over people all day

My first two thoughts were:

1. OMG HE’S A WITCH KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!!

2. Hmmm, I wonder if he has to constantly check to make sure his nose is clear of boogers…

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Of course orthodontics is witchcraft. Now DANCE for my amusement, peasant. DANCE!
2) WTF? Another bat in the cave? What am I paying that goddamn monkey butler for anyway?

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by Kodiak on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

…why at night?

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I can. Don’t have a fast growing beard. Can take my time and not feel rushed.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

fu turkey

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that makes turkey an honorary Asian.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad it’s not easy for me to lose weight like it is with you people.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like a nice, fat turkey to make everyone happy.

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thnaksgiving is coming up!

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKSGIVING IS COMING

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who shaves at night?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i also wear my sunglasses at night.

deal with it.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically, no .gif with that one.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, that’s just lazy.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hey it's turkey.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you bought it a drink first!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, the other half is about defecating and having sex with wives.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily at the same time.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the high likelihood of being barred from future sex would make the one-time efficiency less appealing.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh DC, you do take things to strange places.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, get it right. Its not “hump and dump”, its the “7 pump dump”.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol’d

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what else is busted?

YOUR MOM

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

INDIAN FIGHT

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, whatcha gonna do about it? Hmmm....?

I’d really like to know.

At home my Z key has been busted for like 3 months, now.

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by FiatSlug on Sep 30, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than when its about Cal football????!!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Austin comes in at No. 9. Despite Mack Brown living there, I would not call Austin a “complete shithole”.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 30, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was only looking at the top 5

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also doubt it’s really no.9.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

….Columbus #1???

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brownville TX is #1 which, despite the proximity of South Padre Island, totally and completely sucks in general.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only we had an easy-to-click link that listed the #1!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was guessing in advance!

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This metro area, which includes Harlingen and San Benito, is at the southwestern tip of the Lone Star State, hard against the Mexican border. The Gulf of Mexico and the popular beaches of South Padre Island are just a stone’s throw away. Rents in Brownsville average $659, more than four times cheaper than New York, the most expensive city in our annual rankings, where rents average $2,778. Utilities can be pricey, but costs for groceries and other consumer goods are exceptionally low. An affordable South Texas alternative to Brownsville is the McAllen metro area, just an hour’s drive away along the Rio Grande.

No thanks.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the metro area is just REALLY turned on by the Mexican border.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

must be into curves.

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, McAllen sucks balls too.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oooh look at how cheap the houses are!”

pause

“Daaaaaaaaaamn look at how low the average salaries are!’

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, thats the tradeoff. Austin is listed as being a really cheap place to live. True in many respects but salaries are smallish comparatively and if you make 6 figures here, you live like a king.

Then you look at the Texas cities listed on that list. Brownsville, Ft Hood, Sherman (?!?!). Fuck ALL those places, they are shitty with no jobs and little in entertainment opportunities.

I’m kind of surprised that Houston wasn’t #1. I’d always heard that the combo of high salaries and low cost of living made it the #1 bang for your buck city in the US. Lord knows, the oil companies down there pay CRAZY money. The tradeoff is having to live in Houston of course.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are salaries even in the tech sector low in Austin? FB and Dell are there right?

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tech salaries aren’t too bad, that’s going to be the best money available. That said, Dell is a sweat shop and I would never, ever work for those fuckers. Freescale is circling the drain. AMD is…well, AMD. Apple is growing like crazy though and I heard FB was shifting a lot of their operations here.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tradeoff is having to live in Houston of course.

…and not having a soul.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LP lived in Houston!

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he work for an oil company?

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s a communist now.

Causation = correlation?

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by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah……

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked Houston. Terrible place to to visit. Not a bad place to live.

by LeonPowe on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fort Hood’s isn’t bad!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, ok. If living on the edge of a huge military base in the middle of nowhere and going to Waco is a cool night on the town…I agree.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know nothing about the city, just that their median salary isn’t bad.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, I misunderstood your post, sounded like you had been there and thought it was a nice place.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there good drinking opportunities in that city?

If not, I likely have not been.

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a military base so I’m sure there are plenty of dive bars around. Killeen/ Ft Hood is boring as hell though

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and payday loan places.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget about the hookers and blow

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and meth!

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that good either.

I get the argument for living in a smaller city somewhere – not least that you can afford to go to more cosmopolitan places on vacation etc.

But some of these places… you’ve got to be kidding. That list included, as a selling point for Waco, that 20% of the population is college educated. Half the people in my little suburban area have advanced degrees, I don’t want to hobnob with the scruff in Waco. And, if Zillow is to be believed, the median household income is more than double Ft Hood… of course the housing prices are three times higher.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just trying to be positive!

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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must have been what confused me.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a selling point for Waco, that 20% of the population is college educated.

I’m guessing the vast majority of the 20% went to Baylor. Thats not exactly “education” in my humble opinion. Plus, its Waco. Waco really SUCKS. No dancing on campus!

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure that the homecoming is a real barn-burner.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No dancing on campus!

What, is the campus in Afghanistan or something?

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost, they’re Baptists! That “no dancing on campus” rule always killed me.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue “Let’s here it for the boy”

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I thought Baylor was supposed to be pretty decent academically.

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by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they have a pretty good marketing department oddly enough (not something I would naturally associate with Baylor) and I believe they have a decent music program but I wouldn’t put them all that close to a Texas or even a TAMU.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can second this, wait for a Greyhound bus in Waco to go to Austin – place is hella boring.

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by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR NOW…THE FIRST ROUND OF RAIN WILL
 APPROACH THE NORTH BAY MONDAY MORNING AND TRAVEL SOUTH THROUGH THE
 REGION DURING THE DAY. THE ENTIRE REGION SHOULD SEE PRECIPITATION
 BY MONDAY NIGHT.
TUESDAY WILL SEE MOSTLY DRY CONDITIONS…WITH
 OCCASIONAL LINGERING SHOWERS IN THE AREA. THE BIG DAY NEXT WEEK
 LOOKS TO BE WEDNESDAY…
AS BOTH THE GFS AND ECMWF SHOW THE
GREATEST ACCUMULATION OF PRECIP…COLDER TEMPERATURES…AND POSSIBLE
 STRONG WINDS.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do both the girlfriend have to accumulate so much precip?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Sep 30, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what does this mean for Eugene next Thursday?

by minesweeper on Sep 30, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

rugby punts

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are no. 17 in nation in punting, how the heck did that happen?

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 100 other teams really, really suck.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 1, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you watched the BYU game last night you saw that… and you saw some terrible end of the game defense. and a terrible blatant missed holding call by the ref that would have given Utah State a safety, stopped BYU’s last drive before it started.

by fiatlux on Oct 1, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel for Utah State though. They’ve lost some heartbreakers this season.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 1, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was some bad defense at the end of the game. and that really was a blatant hold in the endzone. have no idea what the ref was looking at that he didn’t see it.

Utah State has really choked the chicken this year.

by fiatlux on Oct 1, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MEDFORD OR
244 PM PDT FRI SEP 30 2011

BEHIND THE FRONT ON WEDNESDAY…AN UPPER TROUGH SINKS SOUTH
BRINGING A MUCH COOLER AIR MASS TO THE AREA AND A SHOWERY PATTERN
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING. VERY COLD 500 MB TEMPERATURES MAY
ALLOW ENOUGH INSTABILITY FOR ISOLATED THUNDERSTORMS DURING THIS
PERIOD. ALSO SNOW LEVELS ARE EXPECTED TO LOWER TO 5500 TO 6500
FEET DURING THIS PERIOD.

LATE IN THE WEEK…THERE IS BROAD AGREEMENT IN THE MODELS SHOWING
A RIDGE BUILDING OVER THE PACNW WITH GRADUAL WARMING THURSDAY AND
FRIDAY AND MAINLY DRY WEATHER.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Follow-up from Last Week's Discussion on Oil / Gas Prices

Crude Oil Prices Cap Worst Quarter Since 2008 With Drop to One-Year Low

With the dollar continuing to strengthen this is good news for those us living in the US.

So last week gas prices were $3.75 / gallon for unleaded in Huntington Beach, CA. This week it’s at $3.65. 10 cents in one week is pretty good. If crude holds at these prices I’m guess it will be down at least $.50 in the coming month.

Cruzin, you reports it was at $3.89 where you were last week. Where is it now?

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

what kind of delay is there between crude oil prices dropping and price at the pump? there’s got to be some delay because of negotiated contracts, advanced purchase, existing supply, etc etc

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by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet, they go up with near perfect elasticity when crude goes up. go figure.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

my question is… is there a delay? i really don’t know

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is a delay. we actually rarely see the dips. all we see are changes in profits because of the FILO accounting method oil companies use for inventory reporting.

by Harsha on Sep 30, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

there should be about a 7 day delay to take into account gas futures. But as Harsha wrote, it’s amazing how closely pump prices follow crude on the way up, but not so much on the way down.

Also, retailers usually hold prices steady on Friday for the weekend so you’ll see a bigger drop on Monday. That is unless a price war breaks out. As we discussed a few weeks ago re gold… falling price momentum can be a lot of fun.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh more price wars? Why can’t we all make price love, not price war?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are the kind of wars we like. MORE price WARS!!!

by fiatlux on Oct 1, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Cupcake Wars, really. Thats my favorite KIND ofwar!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 1, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Is that like, when UC Davis plays San Jose State?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 1, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

its $3.25 here in Austin down from $3.70 at tis worst

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 30, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you live/work in HB?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t we discussed this? I get confused… didn’t you go to Oceanview High or something?

I sold my house earlier this year so have been “basing” in Huntington Beach at a friend’s who for the most part has been gone. I wouldn’t say I “live” in HB. Although I really like HB.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, yeah. Your memory is clearly better than mine :)

I thought you lived in like, Laguna or something though, but maybe that’s the place you sold. HB’s pretty nice, though I can’t say I miss it all that much.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh,ready "z" key... fiatlux photo...

I had a house above Sunset Plaza and a small apartment complex in Laguna Beach where I kept an apartment.

I miss the house very very very much, but the timing was right, but man i miss the views and the sunsets and the…

Dec 1 2009 Sunset 016"

Jan 9, 2010 011"

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that Nakatomi Plaza to the south?

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOOT the GLASS

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw a dude with a Nakatomi shirt the other day… hipsters are great

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hans, bubi, I’m yer white knight

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

make fists wichya toes

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

give me the detanatahs

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope you’re entertained by this, cause I’m just confused.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said “Hey, Zeus!” Do I look Puerto Rican to you!?

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you guys just ate doughnuts

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

now i have a machine gun. ho ho ho.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hook. liiine. und sinkah.

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

now i know what a TV dinner feels like

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the time they figure out what went wrong, we’ll be sitting on a beach earning 20 percent.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in junior high, dickhead

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SHOT A KID.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only John could drive somebody that crazy.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oops, no bullets!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself.

by LeonPowe on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am an exceptional thief.

[damn, is this on netflix? I need to watch right now]

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty tricky with that accent Hans . . . NO BULLETS!

by LeonPowe on Oct 1, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

booooo i already did that one.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 1, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax, Theo . .. it’s Christmas!

by LeonPowe on Oct 1, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psst AndBears...

I think they’re quoting Die Hard. It’s a movie, but don’t ask Rags about it.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psst Paleodan…

I think you need to brush up on your classics. Of course, it’s Die Hard. Sprechten ze talk?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think any Bruce Willis movie gets to be a “classic.”

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pulp Fiction and The Fifth Element are sorta cult classics…

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Pulp Fiction is good. I guess that counts… sorta.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is the only bad part of that movie

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that character was so annoying.

by fiatlux on Oct 1, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, The Whole Nine Yards is the definition of a ‘classic’

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH COME ON. That movie has Matthew Perry and Amanda Peet in it. They are terrible!

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?! Die Hard is a classic. I dare you to name another movie from the 80s, THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN’T

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wall Street

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starring former Mic-Man and ASUC President Jeff “Chunk” Cohen

by LeonPowe on Oct 1, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lana!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 1, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s what you want Joel. It’s what every white boy on the lake wants.

by fiatlux on Oct 1, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

…I don’t remember Samuel L. Jackson being in that one.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 1, 2011 5:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but there was a lot of oedipal confusion.

by paleodan on Oct 1, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes it is… that is Century City… Beverly Hills in the 4ground.

by fiatlux on Sep 30, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the…..Hydrogen bomb testing?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

beautiful sunsets, which are caused by the significant air pollution which increases light scattering?

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

some crazy sunset today in la. scatter rainclouds with sun/clear in other spots. market near my house was drenched, my house completely dry. made for some crazy colors in the sky.

by j.lee on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

good news for those us living in the US.

Come back home LeonPowe!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in day 10 of my new job. Totes awk.

But I work an American company making money from Chinese consumers. So there’s that!

by LeonPowe on Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re only in day 9 over here.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

National Day Holiday! Whooo!!!

I’m going to Yunnan to build houses for Habitat for Humanity.

by LeonPowe on Oct 1, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I was on a media tour on Friday, last I checked they were 3.79 for most places, which meant 3.99 for me :(

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 3, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

you got to track one station… that’s the only way you’ll be able to see and recognize the trend.

Huntington Beach down another 2 cents today.

by fiatlux on Oct 4, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Santa Cruz its pretty much if you’re not Chevron, Shell or 76 it’ll be a constant lower price (still $3.79 today), the other three always battle it out for worst deal at the pump

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 4, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Life is Strange

Joel McHale played football?

I was in a fraternity with a bunch of football players for two rocky quarters at the University of Washington. It was a football house, but I got along with them really well. A great player named Chico Fraley asked me, “Why don’t you try out for football?” And I thought, “Ah, yes, I do want to die.” But that’s what I did. I walked on.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s only a surprise because McHale plays the “douchey jock” thing as a joke all the time. But maybe that’s closer to his actual personality than we know…

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He initially went to UW for crew, but couldnt handle it. UW has a great crew tradition as we all know from ClaBear81s posts. So, he moved over to football.

He never got much playing time, but his favorite times were doing skits at the end of year banquet.

I suggest you listen to his interview with Nerdist

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bq, ClaBear81s

SOURCE MISATTRIBUTION!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a failure of a blockquote.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he meant ClawBear81.

by CalBear81 on Sep 30, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grrr.

Arr…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROOKIE!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 hour till drink o clock

yessss

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ROOKIE

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lot of hate directed my way today

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROOKIE

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, sec199 is a lot nicer than you =/

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sing it again, rookie biatch!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh look a bar of soap

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HO HO SHIT I GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Farva, what’s that place you like with the buffalo wings and all the goofy shit on the walls?

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA A WANT A GOD DAMN LITERACOLA

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that look like spit to you?

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that was the second time i got crabs

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sec199 is good cop I am bad cop

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

which one of you has the motorcycle cop mustache?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are asking for a mustache ride, sec199 is the way to go.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was drink o’clock?!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently i can’t read outlook invites!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROOKIE

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Sep 30, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Sep 30, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE IT

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

party rock anthem will never be the same:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU

(I think I spotted LeonPowe at one point)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 30, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

I feel bad laughing at stuff about North Korea because the situation is so fubar but this really made me laugh: “Ain’t no party like a Pyongyang party, ’cause a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY”

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s funny.

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve heard Twist use that line before…

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that is the case.

I also like the upvoted YouTube comment: EVERYDAY I’M SUFFERIN’

Gallows humor FTW.

by paleodan on Sep 30, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i should take the party to bosnia

and slap the shit out of this douchebag.

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2011/09/30/2011093000461.html

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il’s grandson Han-sol has enrolled in the United World College in Mostar in Bosnia, a local newspaper reported Wednesday. UWCiM is an international school established in 2006 “with an explicit aim to contribute to the reconstruction of a post-conflict society.”

by j.lee on Sep 30, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hella like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_M5-qthA8w

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the phone with India right now

Trying to take some assessments for a new job and the titles of them are not hyperlinked as they should be. The troubleshooting method suggested was close Firefox and check for system updates.

This is a nightmare. Not enough India in this DBD so I figured I’d just throw that out there.

I don’t think Roger and Linda are their real names.

Fack Muck Brown!!

by Berkules on Sep 30, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Not enough India in this DBD

That thought occurs to me like every damn day.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I have ever thought this, ever.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Sep 30, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

atoms having to point out someone atoms’d?! it’s like we’re at the nexus of the universe!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 30, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just admit you’re a pinko commie sympathizer right now you capitalist hatter you.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 30, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing my part for the economy

That’s right, I’m bringing it iPad style to the DBD. I have been left in the corner to play with my new gadget and it’s not bad at all…

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve not been able to figure out how to z through the DBD from the iPad. Have you?

by Scootie on Sep 30, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

not possible, at least not from my touchpad

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’ve been reading with Skyfire so far but scanning through the comments hasn’t been so bad. Going through 1000+ comments this way might get old though.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 1, 2011 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

so does Samsung and LG.

by j.lee on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How polite of them!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 1, 2011 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

iPad made with 100% American components:

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

So now we know what the second website you’ll visit on a new internet device is.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the first one involve sheep?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 1, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, there was something about doggies but it didn’t have anything to do with domesticated canines, I discovered.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 1, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEVENTEEN MOAR COMMENTZ

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saw 50/50. Was excellent. Discuss.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw Kumail Nanjian. Was xecellent. Discuss.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 30, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

planning on watching that. good to hear that it’s good.

by j.lee on Sep 30, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I can get behind what I think is the premise of that movie.

by paleodan on Oct 1, 2011 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go Bears on 17!

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DID IT FOR YOU GOLDBLOODED IT WAS ALWAYS YOU

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by sec119 on Sep 30, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 1, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is of my personal opinion

That Moneyball is the greatest baseball movie ever made.

Both Hill and Pitt deserve Oscars.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 1, 2011 1:16 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 1, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No joke.

I am deadly serious. This film deserves Oscars.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 1, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 2, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

plot in reverse:

listening to his daughter sing inspires pitt to take a successful baseball team, retool with different players with more hype, achieve same level of success.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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