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DBD 8.12.11 What gets you pumped?


So rather than writing yet another self-absorbed Rishi-style DBD, I figured I'd open it up. Other than Cal sports, what gets you pumped up, no matter what?

 

I'm super-tired and desperately need sleep, yet the prospect of going out today after work for my friend's birthday today is enough to make me not worry about sleep deprivation. Instead, I'm super excited to go out now and pull through the night! So, I guess for me, it's good friends and partying that really get me psyched. That does explain Vegas (in addition to all the oxygen that they obviously pump into the casinos)

So, CGB, what gets you pumped?

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Just in case you’re one of THOSE people.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 6:59 AM PDT reply actions  

NinersNation has no preview yet for tonight's pre-season game, so here's one from the SacBee

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Five things to watch in New Orleans

Chemistry lessons. Quarterback Alex Smith said in June that developing better chemistry with top wideout Michael Crabtree was crucial after the two failed to do so prior to the 2010 season

Flight of the Condor. Defensive coordinator Vic Fangio tried to rein in expectations for first-round draft pick Aldon Smith this week, saying that the rookie still has plenty to learn. That’s true

Secondary education. The 49ers’ biggest rebuilding project this year has been in the secondary. The team added three new prominent players – Carlos Rogers, Donte Whitner and Madieu Williams – in the hope of turning what has been a weakness into a team strength.

Man in the middle. For the second straight year, the 49ers will open the preseason without their starting nose tackle.

Communication lessons. Alex Smith will be the first to tell you that the communication process last year – Jimmy Raye to the sideline to Smith’s helmet – was more Pony Express than high-speed cable.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Oakland Raiders Vs Arizona Cardinals: Thrilling Post Game Analysis

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The Raiders starters dominated this game. The offense did a solid job of moving the sticks, and in the starting defense one series (Routt, Chris Johnson and Rolando McClain didn’t play after the first series) they stifled the Cardinals offense. They only gained yards on two of their six offensive plays in their first series, and those came on a third down 15-yard scramble by Kevin Kolb, and then a harmless four yard run on third and 10.

Jason Campbell was 6-for-9 with 66 yards, and while the running game only averaged just over three yards per carry in the first two series, they were able to smash out some yards when it mattered most.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:07 AM PDT reply actions  

In the only series of this game that I saw, the Raiders had a nice goal line stand in the 1st quarter. Stopped Beanie Wells on 3rd and 4th and goal from the 1.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Seabass kicked the opening kickoff through the uprights.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both were awesome!!!! I was watching on KTLA at like midnight, so I only made it through the first quarter before falling asleep, but what a quarter it was!

p.s. the new kick-off rule is stupid, but I’m all for bringing it back to college…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the new kick-off rule?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kickoffs are from the 35 yard line (instead of the 30).

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

…What’s the point of that? To generate more touchbacks?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, actually. To generate fewer kickoff returns, on which the NFL believes there are an inordinate number of injuries.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles talks about the Giants, posts fun picture

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Because the Giants had some August struggles last year, everything will always work out every year. Or, at least, it could. I’m as guilty of this as anyone. Last year on August 11th, the Giants were 2.5 games back. Two weeks later, they were 6.5 games back. Still tied for the Wild Card lead, but the division wasn’t a realistic goal.

This will be brought up every time the Giants struggle in the summer months until 2058, when Zan Posey hits a grand slam in the last game of his career, leading the Giants back from a 12-game deficit and winning the division. Then that will be brought up through the next century. Every time the Giants look like a festering scab of an offense: 2010! Remember how they pulled it all out! 2010!

And it’s obvious why it’s brought up. If you gave up on the Giants last year, you were wrong. There were moments of darkness that looked permanent, as if Jose Guillen had broken the light bulb in your heart while trying to swat a mosquito. He missed. And then this, then that, that one thing, and World Champions. It happened once. Don’t give up. I get that, and I do it too.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Great joke on The Game just now
There’s a new movie opening today: Final Destination 5 – Giants 0

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d!

A’s wins get me pumped.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did the A’s get swept by Seattle, but win hte next two series?!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that powerful Seattle offense. A real Murderer’s Row.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Jack Cust was released.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

How sad

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Who will break the single season strikeout record now?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a single season strikeout record!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that a threat?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’re the perfect MLB team for Cal fans to root for: win the games they’re not supposed to and lose the one they are.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Go A’sBears!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Go BeA’srs!?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure why not?!?!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

India's third test against England is on its third day

I can’t watch =/

India 224

England 584/3 (158.1 ov)

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Gahhhhhhhhh. It’s even worse now. The English aren’t even going to need their 2nd innings to win this one. :(

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a miserable performance =/

I don’t even know what it is. I hope it’s just fatigue and injuries and not something more serious like coaching.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

27 Googly boogiles?!!!! What type of shit is this? We need several wickets and boomdum-dollies!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

A few problems

1) Injuries. But it’s not just the injuries… they aren’t properly prepared, physically, for these matches. Sehwag barely got any prep time before being rushed back (evidenced by his duck). Zaheer Khan, same story, and now he’s out.
2) Dhoni – I think his time as captain is done, and I wonder if we even have a good wicketkeeper in the works (we’ve lost so many opportunities to take wickets because of his drops). He’s been ridic innovative on fielding strategy before, wtf is going on?
3) Our bats have been really sad the last two series. Like, they’re all slumping at once.

I assume BCCI will be making a few changes soon. Gotta wonder if IPL is wrecking the test game.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t blame IPL, though. These English players were all part of it as well, right?

Dhoni’s had some great moments in captaincy, but his strategy has been really off this whole series (I believe Raina was captaining the last series).

I really hope we’re in good for for the 2012 T20 World Cup in Sri Lanka

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are right about Raina captaining… can’t quite blame Dhoni for that one. But Dhoni’s been off and his wicketkeeping has made him questionable to even include in the XI.

I think we’ll do a lot better in a T20 format.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What scares me is that our new coach’s strength is supposed to be test cricket…

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

England could declare right now and win pretty much after tomorrow, but I suspect they’re waiting to see if Cook can get a triple century first.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would make it the 25th in history…

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bleeding has stopped for now...

… refs called day for bad light. Thank god.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

They shoulda just cancelled this whole test due to rioting

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Update

India batting now to end this miserable game. England declared shortly after Cook got caught out at 294.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cant we just not talk about this anymore? =/

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think 95% of the DBD agrees with you.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

For very different reasons!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

blah blah blah cricket sucks blah blah blah

Brave as a bear with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAY GUYZ GO RAIDERS BUT I HOPE MICHAEL VICK SCORES A TD BUT ONLY ON THE GROUND CAUSE I’M GONNA RACK UP 23 FANTASY POINTS FOR THAT AND THEN I’LL BE IN THIRD PLACE OUT OF TWENTY-FIVE PEOPLE IN MY YAHOO SPORTS FANTASY LEAGUE LOL TAKE THAT I’M SO AWESOME

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t that awesome

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both cricket and fantasy football are boring and therefore suck.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You therefore suck!

I kid. I’m trying fantasy football for the first time this season.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantasy baseball is the best.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah that’s even worse. Season is too long and it takes too much effort.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is, however, fantasy baseball isn’t baseball.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but it’s based on baseball.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are fucted

#Dominate

by solarise on Aug 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEAR TERRITORY

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where would you like to see more action from regulators?

IN MY PANTS

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you me?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at me: I’m wearing a golf shirt and have a large, private office, which I will be leaving early to go play golf. Now look at yourself. Now back to me. We’re different.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in San Francisco.

I win.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

golfing wins the day

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over happy hour? I think not!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

they sell alcohol on most courses.

the 24oz Fosters is a particular tradition for me

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

They not only sell adult beverages on this course, a cuty lady brings it to you perfectly chilled, even if you’re far away from the clubhouse. Then there is happy hour at the clubhouse immediately following the round. Win-win-win!

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

*cute

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I liked it better when it was a cuty lady.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get cuty with me

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’ll cut you if you shank your drive?

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be so screwed. And not the good way.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still not cool enough!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

courses tend to hire attractive 20 year olds to drive the beverage carts

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

brb going to the golf range

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

fyi, works better in warm weather areas. San Francisco fail.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, cancelled plans. Going to newly-renovated XYZ instead.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

however, Ohio summers are very warm, thus CB has the correct plan for his locale

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for defending Ohio.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t read like it was an endorsement.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my golf buddies has a favorite line whenever the cart girl drives up: he asks “what do you have in there that’s wet?” Classy.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he’s the first person to have used that line as well.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

sad trombone… or pac man fail.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he just being silly or is he being pervy?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worse. I think he’s being pervy while thinking he’s totally charming and hilarious.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope some punk girl who is working there in the summer and doesn’t give a shit just tells him, very condescendingly, “Vagina. I have a wet vagina. Is that what you wanted to hear?”

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if he was just asking how much vermouth they put in their house martinis?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I asked if he was being pervy.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s a very good question to raise.

Too many gentlemen on the golf course have seen their golf games ruined by what can politely be called a vermouth martini with a splash of gin.

The proper way to make a martini is to pour the chilled gin in the martini glass, bow in the direction of france, and then consume the martini.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was to shake 2 jiggers of gin, pour it into a chilled glass and drink it while looking at a portrait of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth.

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by FiatSlug on Aug 14, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried that once, but the vermouth flavour was too overwhelming with a portrait of Schwartz in the room.

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by Rishi on Aug 15, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Golf in no way sounds like an excuse for rich, old, perverted, lazy men to hang out and flaunt their wealth, age, perversion, and laziness.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strongly disagree. If we were lazy, we wouldn’t be out on the golf course.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You say all that like you think it’s a bad thing.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be old, perverted and lazy, but I have no wealth!

by LeonPowe on Aug 14, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have a job?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes. I, however, am not golfing.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The world economy - Central bankers to the rescue?

They can buy a little time, but the real remedy must come from Western politicians

Above all, there is a moral hazard in central-bank activism. It risks encouraging governments to sit back and let others do the work that they find too difficult themselves. That is both a dangerous abdication of responsibility and a missed opportunity.

In America Congress must rouse itself to provide both fiscal support in the short term—extending temporary payroll-tax cuts and unemployment insurance, and investment in infrastructure—and a credible plan to cut the deficit in the medium term through tax reform and tackling entitlements. There are bipartisan plans that do this. Mr Obama and his Republican adversaries have previously opened the door to such a grand bargain. A new deficit-reduction committee presents another opportunity. Cynics say it is naive to expect anything dramatic before the 2012 election; yet it is also naive to expect investors to be fobbed off with lame efforts like the debt-ceiling deal.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:23 AM PDT reply actions  

…the real remedy must come from Western politicians

We’re DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

VJED?

Brave as a bear with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unions are the answer!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the question, “who’s ruining everything ever?!”

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, medvjed.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

In America Congress must rouse itself to provide both fiscal support in the short term—extending temporary payroll-tax cuts and unemployment insurance, and investment in infrastructure—and a credible plan to cut the deficit in the medium term through tax reform and tackling entitlements.

This is exactly correct. What’s fucking incredible here is that it’s not rocket science. In fact, when it comes to basic economics and public finance, it’s so straightforward that it’s almost common sensical. Yet it’s impossible to something so simple and sensible because our political system is broken and the people we’ve elected and the people who control the people we’ve elected are terrible.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are fucked.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAL FOOTBALL!

Day 4: Running Backs Learning Fast

Sofele leads inexperienced yet encouraging group of backs

Entering camp, junior Isi Sofele sits atop of the depth chart. Sofele has the most experience of the group, serving as the backup to last year’s starter Shane Vereen, now of the New England Patriots in the NFL. Rushing for 338 yards on 69 carries in 2010, Sofele has some big shoes to fill if he is going to help extend the Bears’ streak of having two running backs combine for 1,500 yards or more for a ninth consecutive season. Cal has also had a 1,000-yard rusher in eight of the last nine seasons.

However, the pressure does not scare Sofele one bit. The 5-8, 190 pound native of Salt Lake City, Utah, welcomes the challenge that lies before him.

“I feel like I’ve worked for this opportunity,” Sofele said. “I’ve worked my whole life to get to this point, so I feel like I’m ready.”

For the group as a whole, Gould is happy with the progress he’s seen through the first week of training camp. As much as Gould complimented Sofele and all of his running backs’ progress, he does not expect one back to carry the load by himself.

“I’ve been extremely pleased with the work ethic they’ve shown, and their understanding of the offense and all the technical things we’re trying to get them to do.” Gould said. “Our theme this year is `One Heartbeat,’ so collectively, we’re going to get it done.”

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:24 AM PDT reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our theme this year is `One Heartbeat,’

lol

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Day 5 - Cal Practises in Full Pads

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Some of the topics head coach Jeff Tedford addressed when he spoke to reporters after the workout are below.

Personnel and which true freshmen might play in 2011 …
“That’s what we’re going to have to figure out. Sunday we’re going to have a personnel meeting and figure out which ones [are going to play as true freshmen in 2011], because [if] they play a down they’re in. We have some decisions to make on that. We won’t make a decision but that’s the first time we’re going to sit down and go guy by guy, see what they do, how they fit into special teams. We’ve been making a big point of evaluating these guys on special teams as well, because that’s where they’re going to make a big contribution.”

Looking at true freshmen during training camp …
“At some point, you want to put them in there with the ones and see how they’re going to hold up with the ones. A lot of times threes and fours, it’s paralysis by analysis. They’re trying to figure out who to block, learning the snap count and they’re really not moving fast. It’s not really a true evaluation until they get a chance to go with the ones.”

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Interesting how McCain has been a revelation while all the talk after spring was Whiteside

#Dominate

by solarise on Aug 12, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

depth = winning

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the playbook and rules turn football into a mental game, as well as an extremely athletic game.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We already revelationized Whiteside during the Spring. Now it’s McCain time!

by iVinshe on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP!!!

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the tree looks like a particularly stinky piece of poo in that photo.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, Pi Phi/Tri Delt (you’re welcome Scootie) should be the top of the list.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well he couldn’t get a date, so he thought he’d tri delta…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you’re allowed to make tri delt jokes :)

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I learned them all from my step-dad after my sister joined, he was sigma chi in the 60’s, so he has a bunch of nicknames for them all.

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tri Deltas! I’m sure everyone else has!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

“AND NOW FROM THE NORTH TUNNEL…”

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

go on…..

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

“…THE PACESETTER OF COLLEGE MARCHING BANDS, THE PRIDE OF CALIFORNIA….”

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t see that coming!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

[Damn East-Coast time advantage]

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had a 3 hour head jump on you, but he only beat you by like 1 second. In many ways, you were like 2.99 hours ahead of him!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure “head jump” is a real phrase.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure either.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

…“THE PACESETTER OF COLLEGE MARCHING BANDS, THE PRIDE OF CALIFORNIA…”

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

“THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA MARCHING BAND!”

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teamwork!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, I’m getting goosebumps just reading this.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOOTBALL!!!!

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

On our rugged Eastern foothills

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stands our symbol clear and bold

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

something something FORNIA something something laaaaair something something

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big C means to fight and stride and WIN for Blue and Gold?

by iVinshe on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you putting a California girl accent on it?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Seeing the band run out of North tunnel and form the flying wedge really does get me pumped up.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep. Always does it for me. I get chills just playing the 1st track from the CD.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

something for you to try

when it’s a game day….

get up before everyone else, and put that on full blast in the house.

then charge around getting ready with the whole thing on a loop.

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by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was how we used to go to games as a family when I was a junior high/high school student.

My dad would put the Cal CD on the house-wise sound system, we’d get ready to go. Then, we’d go to my grandparents house for a huge breakfast.(CD still playing in the car) We’d drive my grandfather to Berkeley and he’d hop on the Bancroft shuttle to go watch the team warm up.

We’d watch the Sproul concert and march up with the band. We’d watch the game. Usually get our hearts broken. Watch the post-game concert. Then back to my grandparents’ house for an incredible home-cooked meal. We’d visit until late, then drive home. And the CD would still be playing in the car.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you haven’t done this by now, I question your Cal fandom… In Santa Cruz I would wake up every hung over body at my house, maybe one of which was going to the game with me, by blasting the band CD… Its magical and gives you anti-hangover powers to drive to Berkeley.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting chills reading about the first track on the cd!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

The Cal Band is awesome. And it was going to be my answer about what gets me pumped. Apparently turkey has no soul.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

.....

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no u

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unrelated: just watched GoT and

FUCK YOU JOFFRE even tho lol Sansa totally deserves you.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

go read the books.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should, just because if Syrio Forrel, First Sword of the Braavos ever shows up again, I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Sword of Braavos does not run! Fear cuts deeper than swords! Quiet as a shadow! Calm as still water! STRONG AS A BEAR!!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is only one god: the God of Death. And to him we say only one thing: “Not today.”

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So pink

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d, not because I agree, but because I admire your spirit of true contrarianism.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admire your consistency.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Field Hockey changes start time for Stanford:

The California Golden Bear field hockey team has announced two changes to the 2011 season schedule involving the home and away series against Stanford. The Sunday, Oct. 16 game against Stanford will now be a home contest with the Bears now playing at Stanford on Friday, Sept. 23.

These changes reflect a swapping of home dates for the series as Cal was originally slated to host the September game and then travel to Stanford in October.

The game times for both games remain the same with the game at Stanford on Sept. 23 taking place at 7 p.m and the game at Maxwell Family Field in Berkeley on Oct. 16 taking place at 1 p.m.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Track people r smrt:

BERKELEY – With a 3.14 composite GPA, the Cal women’s track & field team has earned All-Academic status from the U.S. Track & Field and Cross Country Coaches Association for the 2011 season.

A total of 164 institutions in NCAA Division I earned the distinction as a result of posting a team GPA of 3.00 or better.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if the composite GPA was really 3.14, or if it was more like 3.14159265.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying Cal had a perfect Pi gpa?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, only a Pi gpa to the first 8 decimal places.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This sub-thread is so dumb.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only 3.1415926 posts in this subthread

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I am ashamed I only know pi to 8 decimal places. I feel so dumb.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

But by Ohio standards, doesn’t that make you President of MENSA?

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that some sort of man-boy love association?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This just took a turn for the Ohio…

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Traveling gets me pumped

Since I was a kid I’ve had a major case of wanderlust and I’ve never been cured (there’s not enough cowbell in the world).

Whether it’s driving my jeep to America’s national parks or hopping on a big bird to some exotic and some not-so-exotic international locales, I love it and get pumped.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This

I love getting on an airplane, the excitement of going somewhere else, the rush of takeoff, the thrill of landing somewhere I’ve never been and taking everything in, the sights and smells and sounds of a new place. Travelling is one of the best things ever.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. I wish I did more of it.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate traveling. I hate fighting traffic to get to the airport. I hate the security lines. I hate that feeling of being icky bc youve been cooped up in a small seat for hours upon hours. I hate always having some problem with the flight and sprinting to catch your connecting flight. I hate when you have to get there super early and you have like 3 hours to kill. I fly only once a year and it’s horrific every single time.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think all that is awesome.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sound like a nice guy to have on a flight.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a great guy to have on a flight. I sit there and read a book or watch a movie. Do you think I’m marching around screaming at people and peeing on little girls or something?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. yes.

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by since1997 on Aug 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh SNAP!

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, that is partially true, I do march up an ddown the plane. High step. Grapevine. Military. All the steps, I’m not going to lie. BUT I DONT PEE ON LITTLE GIRLS!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Twist starts yelling that at random intervals throughout the day.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not while marching!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel as well. I hate being surrounded by people in a crowded airport and then a crowded airplane =/.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

funny, when driving it’s often about the journey. when flying it’s always about the destination.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, totes.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate driving too

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

happiness is the huge handicapped bathroom on 747s or 777s.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard it’s also a warm gun…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I hadn’t missed the golden age of flying.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or...

I wish I could afford the golden age of flying.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is that from

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the bbc

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Karen Gillan is very good looking.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i find her relevant to my interests

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was this not rec’d before I arrived?

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by DC Trojan on Aug 15, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont understand what is going on. Is that a line of men waiting to go into the bathroom to receive oral sex?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 15, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Security lines aren’t fun but if you’ve done it enough, you can really minimize the annoyance factor. It can be stressful to catch connections and stuff, but it’s also exciting. If you have 3 hours to kill, walk around, look at planes, buy some food, check out the stores, read a book.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

use your business card at the airport bar and hit on traveling pharma saleswomen.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

His “business cards” only have a drink recipe on it.

Fail or win? Can’t decide.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’ll find out today!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, that was the point. get attention for having a fancy drink recipe.

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-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worked at the wedding!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were some cute girls at the airport last week sitting right next to us at the bar.

Sadly, my friend is so whipped in his relationship that he can’t talk to other girls

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf, being in a relationship is what makes you an excellent wing man. you go all out without worrying about trying to score. it makes you awesome like that.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you please by my wingman?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

“be”

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

only if we can have a bro hug in flight suits on an aircraft carrier

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-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that after we play volleyball in our jeans?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m married, I get to wear a tank top and shorts.

Does this mean I’m not long for this world?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand the meaning of those words

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at 179 more planes?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just lost Twist with this comment.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just watch stuff happening. It’s an airport, lots of different kinds of people are walking around. Planes are pulling in or taxiing out or taking off or landing. Just relax and enjoy your surroundings.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rishi only responds to the most direct of stimuli.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, plane lands. People exit the plane with suitcases and walk elsewhere.

What do I do with the remaining 2 hours 39 minutes?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

find out which flight is coming from a pharma convention.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there an app for that?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

there should be

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Use the remaining 2 hours 39 minutes to practice your douching skills.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

In public?!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t be any different than 2 hours and 39 minutes of any other day.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY! and airports are really upgrading their food and drink services… i had a layover in Philly and was shocked to enjoy an hour at a great wine bar there…

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even the food at SFO is pretty good.

But, holy damn, it’s expensive!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The food at SFO is top notch, by airport standards. I love how they have it really localized. Having flown out of a lot of international terminals, SFO International is absolutely at the top. The best of any in the US to be sure and rivals just about any internationally I have been to.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to that vino place my last time in Philly too. I love finding those in airports.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I used to have to go to Columbus for business since we had a large center there (it was a company we acquired) and would sometimes have to connect in Philly. I can’t think of the name of the place, but it was great.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you work for a company whose name started with a Q? Remember anything else about your Columbus visits or places you went while here?

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, how did you know that? Second letter was a u though, not a w. Did we know each other? I just got chills…

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew the company that was acquired, did some legal work with them earlier. I tried to get Qu. to hire me afterwards, but NOOOO, they wanted to spend double/triple the amount with CA counsel instead. Did you know Jim Wheeler? Good peeps.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I knew Jim. Yeah, Qu is a great company (though not so good times right now). The CEO, with whom I worked closely is a great guy and exactly what you want in a CEO. I had some great people on my team in Columbus.

As for what I did… let’s see… went to that little town with the cool downtown right by… there was the little town with the cool downtown right by… this was an example of not glamorous travel as I would stay at the Hyatt Place… I did check out the campus and got to go inside the stadium… stayed downtown at the Westin once… went to Easton. Other than that, not so much. When I was there last in December it was in the single digits. But I am so warm blooded people would be amazed I wouldn’t bundle up and would make sure the A/C was on in the conference room because otherwise the office was being used to grow orchids.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ever catch a hockey game? Crew game? Easton is nice (Mrs. Dr. CALumbus works there). You should have stayed at the Hiltons, but they’ve only been open a few years. And winter visits can suck hard, no doubt.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, never did any of that. Dublin was the little town we’d go to for dinner. There was nothing wrong with the Hyatt Place… it was just not glamorous and my days were usually 7AM to 9PM so not much time to enjoy much else. Had I been on that site I would have taken you to dinner and expensed it!

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been awesome had you been in town during some televised Cal game, Ohio Bear and I would’ve had you leading us in appropriate cheers.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

it doesn’t take much

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh, what companies could you possibly be talking about.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I genuinely have no idea.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I could probably connect the dots.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont feel like trying

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like puzzles! But yeah, I’m thinking telecom.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’d be thinking wrong.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, really? There aren’t that many large Qw- companies. Fair enough though.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it wasn’t Qw… Qu.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but I figured the only way you’d worry about the two getting confused is if they were in the same sort of sector, and there were obvious Qw- and Qu guesses in telecom.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I connected all the dots in fiatlux’s comment, but all I got was this: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this game?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then you take turn drawing a line between two dots.

And if you complete a square, you write your letter in there and get another turn.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

i remember this game! so much fun.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s surprisingly fun when played on chalkboards in the study rooms at the library during finals!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this game ruled.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re doing it rong. I connected the dots and I got:

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, shucks. That doesn’t show up.

Maybe: -—————————————

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are supposed to have ONE SPACE after each of those dots!!!!

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What terminal was that in?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember — I had just arrived from Glasgow and it was after I re-checked for domestic.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I’m really looking for is whether it was US Airways or not?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was indeed US Airways.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have a Vino Volo in T2 at SFO now.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate flying, but do it all the time. I like vacationing. It’s worth the hassle of the flight, and once I’m to my destination, it’s all good.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the anticipation of the flight.

I love when there are friends on the plane with you.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. especially when you can send them back some warm chocolate chip cookies.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lost me there.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

from first class to steerage
First class ain’t first class unless you can lord it over those behind you.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to think the plane ends at the curtain.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

A good starting point is an imperious wave while the proles in your retinue walk past on their way to confinement.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 15, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah, American Airlines reference

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

they do cookies too?!?!?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND ice cream sundaes.

having said the above, i’ve flown in coach plenty and in fact, if you can get the extra leg room seats or bulkhead) on United and be lucky enough to have an empty seat next to you, it’s only marginally worse than the upgrade (and frankly can be better than first on an A320, my least favorite plane).

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as I have a window seat, I’m cool. I just like watching the world go by.

At the end of the day, everyone gets to the destination all the same, no matter where they sit. Although if an employer wanted to pay for me to sit in the front of a plane, I wouldn’t complain.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best seat I’ve had in ages was on my flight back from LA on Monday morning. Window seat, exit row, no seat in front of me!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was on a KLM flight to LAX from the Netherlands. Sunday flight. Coach seat, window, next to the galley so there was absolutely nothing in front of me. Empty seat next to me. Great, interesting kid sitting in the aisle seat. We got in 90 minutes early (NO HEAD WINDS). It was one of the nicest flights I’ve had.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I bet you didn’t have warm chocolate chip cookies!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

here is the idiocy of some T&E expense rules… the company I worked for would not pay for upgrades. You had to fly coach, and like it damnit. So no $100 upgrade to the better seats… except, I learned long ago how to sweet talk the policy enforcers and show how otherwise I would be saving the company money, but that’s beside the point. Anyway, you couldn’t normally expense the $100 to upgrade, but they thought nothing of approving $500+ / night hotel rooms. So you just do what you have to do.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Order as much room service as possible?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

the company actually had a really generous T&E policy EXCEPT where it pertained to flying, for some reason. It was amazing to me that EVPs flew coach to Europe. So you just put up with the flight and realize you’re spending far more time on the ground where ever you are. It wasn’t all glamorous, for instance the Holiday Inn I had to stay at in Maidenhead (but even that wasn’t bad).

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

My job has zero travelling.

Zero.

I have not travelled for my job ever.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would hate to have a job where i didn’t travel. i’ve been lucky to be able travel pretty well for the most part, which obviously makes it nicer. But the travel to me just breaks up the monotony of every day life and actually makes you appreciate where you live that much more.

My favorite is international. Meeting with colleagues in London, Paris, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Tokyo, Sydney etc… Just seeing how they live, how they do business. Inculcating that into the larger overall corporate culture… I love it.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'd love a job that i got to travel

but my job-related travel has led me to such exotic locations as Moline Illinois, Tuscan AZ, El Dorado Hills, and the ‘burbs of Denver. I’m a little bit turned off by “travel for work” now.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like my current once or twice a month travel thing, but when I was in my chief of staff at Amex job we were on the road about 2/3 of the time, and it was tons of 7am and 8pm flights and there was never enough sleep and even though you were always in some awesome European capital you never got to see anything but an office and the back seat of a cab and another freaking airport security line and I really got tired of it quickly. The only thing that saved it was that my boss was hilarious and so we had fun together. And drank lots of gin.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

most people do. but again, it depends how you do it, where you go… i’m single so don’t have the family issues a lot of people do.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it all depends on where you go and whose there with you. For my work, it’s pretty much never good answers.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

please watch this. please?! please. it's so good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love this clip. “IT’S GOING TO SPACE. Give it a minute.”

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You’re sitting in a chair, IN THE SKY!”

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Augh! Holy shit!!! OH MY GOD!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree with this.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 15, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best cookies were on Midwest.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same same same same same same.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal BBall Euro Schedule

Here’s the team’s basketball itinerary:

– Sunday: vs. Solna Vikings at Stockholm, 8 a.m. PDT.

– Monday: vs. Uppsala at Stockholm, 10 a.m. PDT.

– Wednesday: vs. Norwegian National Team at Oslo, Norway, 10 a.m. PDT.

– Saturday, Aug. 20: vs. Danish National Team at Copenhagen, Denmark, 8 a.m. PDT.

– Sunday, Aug. 21: vs. Danish National Team at Copenhagen, 4 a.m. PDT.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

In these budget constrained times, can we pick nations to travel in where the exchange rate isn’t quite so horrendous? (NOT SERIOUS)

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

We would be playing all of our games in China and Malawi. Hell, we can’t even go to Canada anymore…

And I can tell you from recent experience, Sweden, Norway and Denmark are INSANELY expensive… But beautiful. Great experience for the team.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Georgetown is headed to China for two weeks. Wonder if LP will check them out when they’re in Shanghai. Article describing the trip.

by dcblue on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody watch Louis last night?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I watched “Louie”.

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Louie Louie?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

India 224 & 35/1 v England 710/7d

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH HURTFUL THINGS?!?!?!?! :( :( :(

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you Oui We Cannon. Damn you.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I smile every time someone uses that name =).

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were there 2 episodes? What did you think?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently there were two? I only saw the masturbation one. I thought it was pretty fantastic.
Even better, on my drive to work this morning I finished listening to the first part of Marc Maron’s interview with Louis C.K. which conveniently ended with Louis C.K. telling a related story.

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some of those funny jokes, like the first sexual exprience and “bag of dicks” is straight from his stand up.

The second one that I saw weird. About an old friend killing themselves.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Almost all of the plots are pretty much straight from his standup!

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, Ive only seena few. I think the plots relate to stand up of his, which is cool. Theres a difference between having the plots be based off of the stand up and having actual jokes from his stand up in the show, tho.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, hilarious!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, hilarious!

Also, I enjoy have they are despised by everyone they encounter while they are out at night… They would rather hook up with others in the group, because everyone else hates them (beside the girl from FL)

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

*enjoy how

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAXI SON AQUI!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha and the next episode looks like there is really good fake drama going on too, can’t wait!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO I missed Jersey Shore.

I hope they take a trip out to Venice at some point.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the real Vatican, and not the famous church in Florence they keep calling the wrong name?

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duomo? Syuch great memories in Florence!

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by since1997 on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one! When I was there we ended up staying only on the higher portion of the city, near the museum with David and the church with the golden doors… But its a beautiful city, and I hope to someday go back. I guess my housemate knows a bartender (from his time there abroad) at one of the locales the Jersey Shore kids went to frequently, and is now in a pending lawsuit with Viacom over their conduct…. Should be an interesting season…

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Situationoe!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Constantinople?

#TMBGreferences

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four Lads is better.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting pumped up

Besides the Cal Band coming out of North Tunnel, listening to AC/DC “Thunderstruck” or “Back in Black” will usually get me pumped up.

Watching this always seems to get me pumped up, too.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

What about watching this?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Mullin article

NY Times link.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 8:08 AM PDT reply actions  

If the Warriors management decided to retire Run TMC together, it would be seriously cool

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone watch the GOP debate last night?

Also, who’s got predictions for the Iowa straw poll?

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I just said I didn’t watch Jersey Shore.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The real winner will be Big Straw, whose ingenious product placement campaign continues for another year

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ron Paul is my hero.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The transvestite?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Rand?

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard/saw bits and pieces of it.

Pawlenty’s attacks on Bachmann were way desperate, and they backfired. He pretty much had his opportunity and blew it when he failed to attack Romney in the last debate by refusing to use his “Obamneycare” line to Romney’s face.

OTOH, I don’t think Bachmann convinced anyone of anything either. Everyone knows she’s a true believer and someone who fights liberals and drives them crazy, but Pawlenty’s line about how she hasn’t accomplished anything resonated, so even though I think Pawlenty is toast, he may have succeeded in landing a blow.

Anyway, Romney, as usual, looked like the only credible candidate, but his time as being the only conceivable President in the room is going to end when Perry jumps in.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bachmann reads Marvel Comics?

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bachmann was outraged that Peter Parker was replaced by a negro person of mixed race in Ultimate Spider-Man.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve been Donald Glover.

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said in the Nerdist interview that that campaign actually hurt his chances

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those worth listening to?

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerdist?

I’ve listened to almost every one. I love it.

Sklar
Maron
Nerdist

Those are my 3!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what those are!!!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Podcasts

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine are:

Planet Money
Marketplace
This American Life

and sometimes the Commonwealth Club or Radiolab or Bloggingheads. I’ve also listened to some of Maron’s podcasts, but I’m not THAT into comedy.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of us are fucked!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vanity, all is vanity.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Perry will be the Republican nominee. Bachmann is way too crazy pants. The CEO president thing doesn’t work if the dude is boring as a brick, or has made reasonable policy concessions to Democrats over his career.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think Romney has no chance?

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. I mean he was a corporate stooge that laid people off for a living. Also, did you read about the Obama planned attacks about Romney being “weird” (read:MORMON). Even if they deny the plan, Obama can have his surrogates really turn Romney’s religion into a thing. I don’t think there’s a way conservative Christians will vote for a Mormon. I remember a poll from 2008, Mormon was just above Muslim and Atheist in “Would you vote for a person who was…”

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well considering Obama is a muslim AND atheist/socialist, I think he’d do just fine!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you, paleodan. Jon Chait had a good post up yesterday that I think hits the nail on the head:

Most political reporters came away from last night’s Republican debate impressed with Mitt Romney. I came away wondering what possible advantage Romney could have over Rick Perry from the perspective of a Republican voter. It is true that Romney towered over the rest of the field, both literally in in his general alpha-male ability to project a sense of command. But his weaknesses are vast and unexploited….

…Ask yourself: what Republican voter would prefer Romney to Perry? Perhaps Mormons, or those who worry the party has grown too extreme, or those who think it risks defeat by appearing too stridently conservative. That doesn’t sound to me like a majority of the primary electorate.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how Bachman is even relevant?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bachmann is fourth in the polls behind Romney and two people who haven’t even declared they are running for President (Perry and Palin).

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d vote for an inanimate carbon rod before voting for Michelle “crazy eyes” Bachmann.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Rod We Trust!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would vote for an inanimate carbon rod before just about any presidential candidate going back to Nixon, and would only vote for Nixon on a whim.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, I don’t understand how Palin is relevant, either.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s relevant to the GOP electorate.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve gotten that, but why? I don’t see what is appealing about them, other than they’re at the top of the list of “presidential candidates I would nail”…?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be part of it, but also she’s pretty much staked out positions as far right as possible on every topic, and there’s a niche for that.

She’s a Christian fundamentalist, she’s strongly anti-abortion and with the credibility of all those foster children, her husband runs a “cure the gayness” counseling service, she’s been on board with the Tea Party stuff for day one, calling herself a “constitutional conservative”, she goes on all the right wing radio and TV shows regularly and says extreme things about Obama, like calling him a marxist and whatever else, she’s strongly pro-Israel and perhaps neocon-friendly, maybe through an biblical apocalyptic viewpoint, she helped lead the fight against raising the debt ceiling, she’s been demagoguing every single Obama initiative… If you’re a far-right person, all those things are appealing.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if you are a moderate liberal with a big urge to grow a mustache?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF ONLY MY UPPER LIP HAD SOME ROGAINE…

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

read as: IF ONLY MY UPPER LIP HAD SOME COCAINE

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s never struck me as the kind that actually knows a single thing about any topic she’s talking about…

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How hasn’t she made it to the DBD yet?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

srs question: is the israel-palestine debate politically polarized in the US? i thought it was more ambiguous.

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAID SRS QUESTION

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda sorta but not really in lieu of bigger issues

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, i know that for the most part at cal, the palestinian supporters were far-left, but israel supporters were both. then there were those like me, who don’t care, lolz!

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sums it all up pretty accurately.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the debate

I don’t want to start a flame war either, and I will try to be as fair as I can to all the various points of view, but this is how I see the debate:

There is a tiny (< 5% probably) fraction of people that you could actually say are anti-Israel, and either want to get eliminate the Israeli state they think is illegitimate (which is absolutely not going to happen), or somehow give Palestinians the right to vote within Israel or something like that I would guess. Some of the people in this group are truly anti-Semitic, some just feel like a profound injustice was done to the people living there when they created Israel. I’m sure some small number of these people think the terrorism is actually freedom fighting, or may be justified. Some may not like the terrorism but think what Israel is doing is worse. Either way, these people have zero impact on the political debate in this country, except maybe at college campuses like Berkeley.

There is the broad majority of Americans (including most Dems and independents and probably some Republicans) who want peace and think there should be some sort of two-state solution that is relatively fair to both parties. They support Israel’s right to exist and defend itself, and are disturbed by the violence and terrorism against Israel, but are also concerned by the continued Israeli settlement-building in disputed territories. Many of the people in this group might slightly favor one side more than the other, and I’m sure there would probably be a fair degree of difference between what one person might think is a truly “fair” two-state solution versus another, but I’d say this description broadly fits probably 65-70% of the country who have a pretty balanced view, more or less.

Then there are the hardcore supporters of Israel who think it’s just fine, if not actually a great thing that they are building settlements in disputed territory. Many of them want Israel to expand as large as possible. They strongly oppose anti-Israeli terrorism and groups that support them like Hamas and Hezbollah and the Iranian state. Many want to bomb or make war with Iran at least in part because of the threat to Israel. Many sympathize or identify with the Jewish people, many feel cultural affinity because many Israelis are of European origin. Some people in this group are evangelical Christians who might believe something along the lines of some biblical prophesy that the Jews must return to the Holy Land in order for Jesus to return in the Second Coming (I don’t really understand the finer points of the theology here, so don’t quote me, but I think that’s roughly the idea). Some of the people in this group just dislike Muslims and Arabs. Some see Israel as an important democracy that can positively impact the Middle East (though, it’s not clear to me how a non-Arab democracy in Israel will impact its neighbors). I’m guessing this is probably 25-30% of Americans, most of whom are Republicans.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was for Goldblooded. He probably didn’t read it either though :)

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just needed another excuse to post that gif.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this gif

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously want to respond to every single poorly written, overly long email in my inbox with that.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAIIIIIINNNAAAAA

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the gift that keeps on giving!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone (Redonkulous?) needs to make a .gif based on the Youtube vid of the white boys dancing to it.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahaha

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolololol i love it

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by atomsareenough on Aug 13, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the people in this group just dislike Muslims and Arabs.

OHIO!

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 13, 2011 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find it odd that 100% unilateral support for Israel is damn near a requirement for any presidential candidate, of either party.

I mean, Israel is important, but no more important than the Sudan, or Taiwan, or any other global dispute hot spot. And less important than, say, anything domestic.

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by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Also, it’s a uniquely American viewpoint.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm. and israel.

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 13, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And there is 100% unilateral support for Taiwan, too…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 13, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope for big game week you have a series of these violating the tree in new and creative ways

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not sure we deserve you

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

DEAR FEARLESS PCHOP PROPHET, I, SEC119, A MERE MORTAL COMMENTER, WITH BELOW-AVERAGE COMMENTING RATE AND FURTHER-BELOW-AVERAGE COMEDIC STYLINGS, HUMBLY ASK FOR A SMALL FAVOR.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should they be pumping in unison or should they be alternating pumping? ie, left hand is up while right hand is down?

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should have had sec199 make this request. He is way more popular.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, can the sun be replaced by Mike Mohammed reaching up and grabbing The Pick?

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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would atoms do?

How many spaces between sentences? One or two?

Now that your heart palpitations have stopped, let’s move on. I am nerdily well-versed in all things related to the Bluebook and Chicago Manual of Style. And while CMOS recommends that only one space be used after a period in a published work, our editorial board used two. C’est la vie.

Slate has a great article about how the "two-space rule" came into being. Apparently, all of this started because of a typewriter. Back in the olden days, typewriters used monospaced fonts. In other words, every character took up the same amount of space. So, when using a typewriter, putting two spaces after the end of each sentence actually made the text easier to read.

Then why the hell are we still using two spaces at the end of every sentence when the typewriter has gone the way of the dodo? Because as our reader mentioned above, the two-space rule is a time-honored "mistake."

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I always use one space.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use two. Count me among those who learned that way because of the typewriter.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never used a typewriter, because I’m not old. However, I use two spaces.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Aug 13, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I detest one space.

if proportional fonts actually added a little more than one after a period, i’d not mind.

but it does make it harder to read.

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by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed all around.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

but two spaces STILL make it easier to read, so why not?

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Efficiency!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not this.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it like that?

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, the other thing.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I much prefer “clickity-clickity-clickity-clickity-tap-clickty-clickity-clickity-tap” to “clickity-clickity-clickity-clickity-tap-tap-clickty-clickity-clickity-tap-tap”

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

double tap that shit.

/specialforces

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Big fan of the double tap. I think we have a winner here.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definite win.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, I love the double tap! Wait, are we talking about the same thing …. ?

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most definitely.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Any marginal improvements in readability are more than offset by the extra effort required. It’s not worth it. Proportional fonts are easy enough to read as it is.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting the spacebar once is marginally extra effort. Add in an extra one for every sentence and it adds up.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it makes no difference here! WASTED EFFORT

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always add the second space.

/not an inconsiderate wuss

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use 2 and judge those who look 1. Everything all runs together!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just used one space between sentences.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the correct response would have been, “I see what you did there.”

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assure you that was pure idiocy. I did not intend to do that.

Would you expect anything else?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Once again, I have overestimated you.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can note that internally SBN apparently wants us to do 1 and there have been fights over this. Im not privy to the specifics

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like the sort of internal memo that makes an early death seem like the attractive alternative for any given day.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me, this sound like the kind of thing I live for. I’d have soooo much fun with that.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every day I feel the fear before I open my email because I don’t know which of the following three emails I will find: a manufacture client crisis, an employee fuckup / resignation, or useless internal directive that means more work for me.

I hope to god my phone doesn’t ring over the weekend because I am DONE with these people for this week.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of these days i’ll tell you my favorite manufactured crisis fire storm… of course that taught me to never open my email before I go to the gym in the morning.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I’m down at the customer site I run after work to make sure I don’t drink the anger out later. Last week I nearly beat my best 5k time (set in Seattle on a mild day) and it was 95+ degrees. These people are trying to kill me.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t you training for something or other as well?

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was in May. I just kept running, and I will keep running until my knees blow out or I get away from these people.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 15, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this this — there have to be times that you just do not check your work email.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

“let us compromise and use 1.5 spaces after every sentence”

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO DEAL!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You drive a hard bargain. 1.667 spaces, and not a space-thousandth more!

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Throw in a sweet 4th floor office near your finest secretary and its a deal!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are aware, of course, that our 4th floor office, and finest secretary, is in Ohio.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on my way!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

color me shocked...

i was all set to huff and puff about “if the Wall Street Journal uses two spaces, then that’s enough for me!” And upon closer examination, I realize the WSJ only uses one space. Maybe it’s time for me to change…

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fight the power, fiatlux!

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speak truth to the power!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nintendo Power, fiatlux!

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do what you feel looks best for you. Don’t bow down to other people’s pressure. If you like two spaces, then do two spaces! Who cares what other people think?! Two spaces is still acceptable!!!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I try to do one space these days, although the two-space habit is hard to break. When you’ve got court-imposed page limits, that extra space can make all the difference.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

page limitations in any profession are maddening. When I was younger I would spend more time trying to format something onto one page than I would on the content of what I was trying to format onto one page.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Embrace it.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind, Scootie already posted this.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really just focus on CGB, pretty much. We’re just doing our own thing. Every now and then I remember that we’re part of this MASSIVE 300+ organization of which 99.9% I ignore.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re doing it right.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the pro sites are more likely to interact with each other. I interat with some of the Pac12 sites and thats mostly it.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 99.9% sure the feeling is mutual with other sites.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, they ignore CGB, bc they just want to have a very simple focus on making their own sites as good as humanly possible???

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

But where do you get your Western College Hockey news?!

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Addicted To Quack

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

the proper response is: “are really going to count the spaces between my sentences in each post? really?”

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you don’t have to pay for the extra bytes SBN nation must host on their servers because of people like you stuck in the past.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, my subversive nature enjoys this extra bonus. .

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because different people care about different things.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

One space or two after a period, though? Is there something less meaningful that exists?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I recall, it’s one because that’s a journalistic convention, and what are we but journalists who don’t get paid?

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by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The idiocy is too pure, man. You need to cut it with some household chemicals.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist is trying to get someone to OD on his stupidity as advertisement to the stupidity junkies.

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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

two, so android will automatically place a period and capitalize the next word.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the iPhone, you press space twice for this to happen, but it only inserts one on the screen.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

android might do that, but I never take the time to count. I enjoy worrying about things that actually matter, like who got the most 2nd team reps at practice yesterday.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need to dowlnoad SwiftKey.

It changed my world of texting. It’s REALLY good at predicting your next word based on your texting patterns.

Not surprisingly, a lot of my texts involve “let’s go out tonight”

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss my Motorola RAZR predictive text. Best predictive text I’ve ever had. I’m really tired of my iPhone judging my swearing habit.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Android has learned to predict “I’m so Drubkkkk” as a phrase by now.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The RAZR was very judgy of my fabrege egg habit!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The iPhone is rather prim. Mine has learned how to autocorrect “boudin” though.

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by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

sourdough!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

so wrong.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

so tasty!

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

so salty! Wait, wut?

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.boudinbakery.com/

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.boudinlink.com/Bayou_Boudin_WhiteBean.html

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 15, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

crackberry does the same

but actually puts two spaces.

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by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I learned two, but have switched to one, which is proper now.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Though I am an advocate of the two, I’m impressed you could switch. I don’t I could. Too ingrained.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

For several years I wrote for a living and we had a very strict one space standard, so it was kind of beaten out of me.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better Home & Garden was that strict?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

so I’ve actually never ever heard this brewing unrest between one and two spaces. Why one?

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a Slate article, particularly singling out PR peeps. :)

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the salient point from the article:


The problem with typewriters was that they used monospaced type—that is, every character occupied an equal amount of horizontal space. This bucked a long tradition of proportional typesetting, in which skinny characters (like I or 1) were given less space than fat ones (like W or M). Monospaced type gives you text that looks “loose” and uneven; there’s a lot of white space between characters and words, so it’s more difficult to spot the spaces between sentences immediately. Hence the adoption of the two-space rule—on a typewriter, an extra space after a sentence makes text easier to read. Here’s the thing, though: Monospaced fonts went out in the 1970s. First electric typewriters and then computers began to offer people ways to create text using proportional fonts. Today nearly every font on your PC is proportional. (Courier is the one major exception.) Because we’ve all switched to modern fonts, adding two spaces after a period no longer enhances readability, typographers say. It diminishes it.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

i got two things out of that column.

1 – i don’t like one space. i like two spaces.

2 – I would never, under any circumstance, want to sit next to Farhad Manjoo at a dinner party.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t #2 the outcome of many a Slate article? So much earnestness in one place, it’s a wonder they don’t all explode.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s much worse than most – isn’t he a Bay Area guy anyway?

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by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I have to admit, I just hate when “journalists” decide to lecture PR people on how they should do their job. What I hate more though, are the sycophant, friendless, pathetic PR types who then feel the need to post comments apologizing on behalf of the PR profession in agreement with the “journalist.”

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

But aren’t most PR people failed journalists?

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m finding that more and more successful journalists are coming over to this side for the $$$

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you’re right. I didn’t mean “failed” as in “bad” or “unsuccessful” journalists.

I meant the folks who didn’t like the whole “research” and “long hours” and “difficult work” of journalism went into PR.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I did :)

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my dad. And my wife.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my mistress!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND MY AXE

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND MY BOW

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I came in from an internship and was raised in the ways of tech PR… Though not to sure how much longer I’ll last in tech PR, I’m good at it, but I’m quickly losing interest…

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here… i mean the part about having started as an intern.

what i like about technology is you’re always learning new things and I like being able to take often arcane and obtuse technologies and information and synthesize it down to something that’s digestible for people.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 my job. I get to write everyday and influence public discourse.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

As long as you count the Calosphere public discourse

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely agree, and I enjoy staying at the forefront of technology solutions that are solving the most pressing business pains (we do mainly enterprise/vertical tech). I just am not a big fan of the really complex tech, and then having to try and understand it enough to convince someone to write about it. Yes I see the value in the solutions, but damn can it be boring.

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I also want to see if I can succeed in other realms, like I have in PR over the past 3 years. Also as much as I love Santa Cruz, I could go for a change after being here for 6 years…

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

as you get old you’ll have people who do that other stuff for you…

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I now have assoc. account execs doing a lot of the tedious BS for me, which is amazing (and ups my CGB time). But in terms of being on show floors and interacting with a bunch of media face-to-face its much easier if you have the technology down like the back of your hand…

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

those aren’t mutually exclusive propositions.

and as you know, media knowledge is a mile wide but usually only an inch or two deep. So just keep that in mind. I take it you’re at an agency? When you get in house things change.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its funny, because in-house seems much more appealing to me, but all we hear about here is how stressful and obnoxious in-house PR is, because you end up having way to many marketing and events management tasks and end up not being able to focus on actual PR. Of course this is coming from the agency that is trying to retain talent, so grain of salt and all.

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be happy to talk about this with you offline sometime.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely down, thanks. In terms of schedules…. I’ll be at every California Golden Bear home/neutral site game (also fucla)

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you are correct on them not being mutually exclusive. I think what is really driving me to think about making a change is the desire for something different on a daily basis. I mean as much as I love CGB, I would prefer to not sit at a desk all day and my thinking is that I’m young enough to figure out how to make that happen, at least for the time being…

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t found that having a background in journalism is a good predictor for how good someone will be in PR.

The reason agencies mention so and so was with the FT when they are trying to pitch for your business isn’t so you think “wow, they must really know how to position things and understand the value of our offerings…” it’s so you’ll think “wow, we’ll have an in to their colleagues so we can get some ink in the FT.”

Most of the time neither of those thoughts would necessarily be true.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait PR companies adjust information about their employees and clients to improve the agency’s PR?!?!?!?!!?!
;-)

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earnestness? Really, that’s not the thing that I think of with Slate. I think the main ethos of the magazine is to try to make counter-intuitive arguments.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re both right. Slate’s bread and butter is overly-earnest concern trolling.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what you will about the tenets of Slate, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just say that dinners partys are so fucking stupid. I hate dinner parties so muc

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, you still coming to my dinner party next weekend?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I have to wear pants this time??

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, in fact you have to not wear pants. there will also be a jar for your car keys.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if I walk?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll find a work around

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t the “around” I was expecting

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

But “merry-go” doesn’t make any sense.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

We all use one space at my firm.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually how I learned.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks CBG.

I really wanted to feel that old this early in the morning.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is this CBG you refer to? Or are you having another one of your “confused moments”?
p.s. just joshing, thanks again for offering to drive me to the Fresno St. game

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

CalBandGreat, lawman.

p.s. no probs

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? I’m old. What’d I do?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

People of my and Scootie’s age learned the two spaces as the right way.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also learned the two spaces. Does that mean I’m old?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you learned on a typewriter.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still think of it as hitting “return” instead of “enter” on the keyboard. SADS and OLDS

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

z

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, back in my comfort zone. But where is backslash? And what is this new delete button instead of backspace????

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lies, you weren’t but a babe when Zork was out.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So? I can play games that are before my time!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not allowed, too hipsterish

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jumpman is also before my time, but I grew up playing that!

Not my fault the IBM PC Jr came with all of these.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I learned to type

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I always used to have trouble with the special characters (e.g. #, %, *, etc).

But when you have to dodge an axe thrown by a blood-thirsty zombie… BWOY, do you learn how to type!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the bell.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And getting high off white-out.
p.s. so racis!

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our office used to use yellow-out. (Yellow treatment cards)

ps. Also racis!

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our office bans the use of white-out.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The stupid thing is that you’re not supposed to use white-out on dental charts. Totally illegal. Many of the staff were all mad at me when I informed them that they had been charting improperly for years. That was fun. Always great being the new guy and getting blamed for everything.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can you use white-out on teeth?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am absolutely positive someone has tried.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really just want to buy a typewriter and type out every word in the English language that I know.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the keyboards that click-clack.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I clung onto those far longer than I should have.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have my dad’s Underwood typewriter that his folks gave him as his high school graduation present in 1941. Whenever I play around with it, I am reminded how poor the quality of the type is and how unbelievably hard you have to push the keys down to make them type. Not to mention the annoyance of trying to correct typos.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the world was much worse back then.

When my friends (both former journalists trying to actually make money now) got married, they had a type writer for people to write notes to them at the Reception. Annoying like pho bc it barely worked, so itd be like Co grat latio s!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like something that could come back in style.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to a wedding in NOLA with an old typewriter. It worked well since she was a big Faulkner fan and it fit her personality.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait….your date was a typewriter?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally LOL’d

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned 1 space.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This does not surprise me.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the same age as Twist, though!

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Now I feel old.

I learned two spaces. I had a teacher even fail one of my papers for using one space. Evil lady. She had written “A,” crossed it out, then wrote “F – didn’t double space!”

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Double spacing is something else entirely — it’s having a line between each line.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Like

This

Here

And
Not
This)

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE LINES, SO WE…

ah, forget it

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant two spaces.
She probably meant two spaces.
But she wrote it as double space.
Yes, I know what double spacing is.
But, as the evil (and quite possibly dumb) lady that she was, that’s what she wrote.

That class sucked.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a bitch.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought “double-spaced” refers to the distance between the lines. Like:

These two lines are single-spaced. These two lines are single-spaced. These two lines are single-spaced. These two lines….

These two lines are double-spaced. These two lines are double-

spaced. These two lines are double-spaced. These two lines.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some teachers really suck.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I missed them all! DAMN YOU, MARY KAY LITORNEAU! WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE BEEN MY TEACHER???

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inappropriate. But what I was thinking.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He’s typing what we’re all thinking!”

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I? AND HOW!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant watch that vid, but I presume its the Simpsons ref?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You presume good.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some teachers really suck. Other teachers really like to suck.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was obscure.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it, I hadn’t gotten down here yet.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I did some writing for govt publications and it had to be one. When I started that work I didn’t even know it had changed but after getting things back marked up because of spacing I eventually learned and gave in.

by dcblue on Aug 12, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

One. Two is useless and a relic of old typewriter fonts, I believe.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what is correct, but either way I’m going to get REALLY UPSET at EVERYONE who doesn’t do what I do!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boss says one space, I use one space.

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used two spaces, until I read that Slate article. Now I use only one. I don’t think it’s harder to read.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tell the story.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tell the whole damn world this is single space territory!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use two without thinking most of the time. Anybody who truly cares needs to seriously reevaluate their life choices.

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by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP

Pats shred jags 47-13 with their 2nd and 3rd string qquarterbacks and offense


New England Patriots wide receiver Taylor Price (17) hold ups the ball to celebrate his touchdown as wide receiverd Jeremy Ross (82) and Buddy Farnham, far right, celebrate also in the first half of an NFL football game in Foxborough, Mass., Thursday, Aug. 11, 2011.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

NM 47-12

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve finally found something not to like about you.

sads.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y U HAT JROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, can’t find any reason ever to root for the Patriots.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish him and Ross nothing but the best individually. That team makes me want to vomit.

#tuckrule

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate the game, not the player

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that is what CalBandGreat is doing!

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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s the NFL’s fault, not the Patriots’ fault!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like Price is dodging out of the way of Ross there

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

GO ROSS

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

US Skier kicked off team for peeing on 12 year old girl during a flight.

A Port Authority Police Department detective wrote in court documents that Vietze told him he had consumed five or six beers and two rum and cola cocktails before boarding the flight. He said he passed out in his seat and awoke to find himself being yelled at by the father of a 12-year-old girl.

The girl’s father told the detective that when he returned from a trip to the bathroom at 2:30 a.m., he found Vietze urinating on his daughter.

Wow. Now I’ve been stupid drunk before, but I don’t think… actually, if I was drinking Rye I could see this happening.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, British youth ambassador to the Olympics convicted last night of looting in London. Niiiiiiice.

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Hahahahahahahhaha. That’s priceless. At least they can say he’s representative of the British… well, English youth.

Are you as surprised as I am that nothing kicked off in Glasgow?

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by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHE.

It was a girl, making it even better.

Did nothing kick off in the Gow, or was it just that they couldn’t distinguish it from any other night?

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

She… splendid.

As for Glasgow, I don’t know what you’re talking about. If they were rioting in earnest, people would have noticed.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 12, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know… maybe he was in Canada during the Stanley Cup.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

NY Post title

“He may have pissed away his Olympic dreams”

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by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Win

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Great headline. Sad story though. Obviously this guy made the decision to drink way too much, but I doubt he even remembers urinating on the poor girl.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

So dumb.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more women on women violence:

When Odd Girl Out first hit book stands, it was the first text to delve into the politics of girl aggression. It was 2002, and bullying was barely on the radar: Mean Girls wouldn’t hit theaters for two more years; it was pre- “It Gets Better” project, and long before anybody would hear the story of 15-year-old Phoebe Prince (or the many bullying-related suicides that followed).

But Rachel Simmons, at the time a Rhodes scholar—with her sights on law school—had a feeling she was on to something, if for no other reason than the response she’d get from friends when she brought up the subject. When she finally sat down with a group of Washington ninth graders to talk about girl bullying—one of what would be many sit-downs like this—the depth of the topic suddenly became clear.

“Girls can turn on you for anything,” one girl offered.

“Girls are secretive,” posited another.

“Girls are manipulative,” somebody suggested.

“They destroy you from the inside,” the group said.

And then, finally: “There’s an aspect of evil in girls that isn’t in boys.”

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

And don’t you forget it!

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Women hate women.”

-Chris Rock

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a Louis CK line a while back… something about how men could burn your house down, rip your arm off and beat you with it, do horrible things to you, but leave your basic identity and sense of self intact, but women… “shit inside your heart”.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The man is a genius.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if this is true, then I must have been living in a fraternity with all girls. Also, helping co-manage a sports-related website!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go on ….

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive found people to be people. Im not a girl so I dont know how it all works out, but Ive found guys to be just as gossipy etc etc etc as girls.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s the guys you hang out with?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we gonna hang out????

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take that back. Maybe it’s the guys who are willing to hang out with you…

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we gonna han gout?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

People are people so why should it be you and I should get along so awfully?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold me

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Tedford. Good QB coach or GREAT QB coach???

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmaynard article

On his first visit to Cal for summer camp while still in high school:

"I came in high school. I didn’t like it at all at first, to tell you the truth. But then I had time to see the area, and it’s where I wanted to be. Tedford is a great quarterbacks coach. Why not play for the best quarterbacks coach around?"

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Right now, good. After the next season or two maybe great again.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

KEENAN ALLEN!
On the timing he has with Maynard:

"I don’t even have to look at him anymore. He already knows where I’m going. He knows where I’m breaking off the route, what time I’m breaking off the route."

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moar on Moala

Pump Pump Pump

BERKELEY — Even just six days into camp, the legend that is Viliami Moala has so far lived up to the hype. After proving himself against the lower-string units on the California football team’s first day of full-pads practice, Moala went up against the first-team line today during three-man drills with Mustafa Jalil and high school teammate Puka Lopa on Thursday.

“We did a little drill, and Moala flashed, had a great drill,” said head coach Jeff Tedford. “We had a three-on-three drill and he was real firm in there, real strong.”

Moala reportedly stuffed upwards of five straight runs by top tailbacks and played far from nice with the linemen who tried to block him. Finally, after several failed attempts, No. 2 tailback Covaughn DeBoskie-Johnson broke through for a short gain, but didn’t get very far.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

There was definite...cupping.
Starting tailback Isi Sofele returned to practice after getting the knots in his legs literally sucked out using a therapy known as cupping.

“He practiced all day, the calves are good,” Tedford said. “They’ve drawn those knots out. That’s what they were trying to do. They’ve got these little suction cups that they put on there and just suck them out. It creates blood flow.”

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing that’s Blasquez right there. Did anyone else read that long article about him on Rivals?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it’s probably a certain sports chiropractor we both know. She did cupping on my back the last time I pulled a muscle.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, awesome. Any chance it could work on your hip problem?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already saw her. She said, “Sorry dude. I’m not your girl this time. You’re probably going to need a scope.”

I’ll find out more after the contrast media injection next Weds. It should let them visualize which muscle is actually damaged. Then, I’ll have to decide whether to live with it (if the cortisone works), or schedule the scope.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s a muscle tear, it should heal at some point, right?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unknown. Depends on the severity. Also depends somewhat on the cause. If there’s an irregularity in the shape of the femoral head where it enters the socket of the hipbone, then it’s just going to happen again. Kind of like how a bone spur will keep causing irritation in a tendon until it’s removed.

All I know is that it’s been more than a month, and this thing sure ain’t healing. I had to remain standing to do a bracket repair on one of our…larger…patients who can’t lie back in the chair. Just standing for a few minutes had my leg pretty irritated.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use cupping on my back in acupuncture appts

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what you do for a reach-around?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the hero we need.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concussions

This article also reports that Robert Mullins and Aaron Tipoti sat out yesterday’s practice with post-concussion syndrome. Mullins is expected to be back Saturday (he has no more symptoms); Tipoti’s return to practice is uncertain.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

:-/ so many concussions

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

football is hitting.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t lead with the head!

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

[2]

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

merchandising!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

$21.95! For that!!!

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, to be fair $7 of that goes directly to the Oregon athletic dept.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

and don’t forget the $.0018 that went to the 12 year old in China who made it.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would pay $21.99 for this.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would pay $22.00 for this.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Brave as a bear with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might be willing to pay $22.99 for this.

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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would go well in atoms’ closet next to his “suck a dildo” graphic tee!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not exactly sure what phrase that’s referencing.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol I see

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, Spazzy

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I have actually seen the flip of this, a red shirt that said “F*** California.” But in their case the F*** was much smaller. Not a pleasant sight to see.

by dcblue on Aug 12, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I understand what the “it” is referring to.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Engaging in sexual intercourse with stanfurd?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This DBD

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Or

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

wut wut?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there an app/browser/plugin/program/tool that I can use to erase the Nestea ads? They are so fucking slow to load and make me look like a pedo at work.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

ad blocker plus.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

w/latest firefox?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think so? i think i’m mostly up to date wtih ff

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The pedo problem can be solved by shrinking your browser window to hide them.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that about shrinkage?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

as long as women don’t know about it!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn I think I just need to have 2 browser windows open, a CGB window and a regular window. a ton of our work apps are web based and I need the big screen.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Idiot of the Day (NSFW)

Just days before the Dougherty Gang allegedly robbed a Georgia bank last week — the lady of the bunch stripped down to her birthday suit for a hardcore XXX photo shoot.

29-year-old Lee Grace Dougherty — a sometime professional exotic dancer — was approached by some friends who host poker games … who asked if she would waitress at their events and pose nude for their promotional materials. Lee obliged … and over the past 6 weeks, she posed for a series of VERY revealing pictures which give the term “photo spread” a whole new meaning.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

how is that idiotic?

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi’s next girlfriend

An 83-year-old Santa Ana great-grandmother is making national headlines for getting breast implants.

Marie Kolstad, of Orange County, is the mother of four, the grandmother of 13 and great-grandmother to 12.

Last month, Kolstad decided she needed a little boost in her breasts. So she spent $8,000 for a three-hour procedure.

She figured her family wouldn’t approve, so she didn’t tell them about the surgery until a day before she was scheduled to go under the knife.

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by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like Orange County.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m scared of clicking the link and seeing photos

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, without having clicked, and trying to be as non-judgmental as possible, I can imagine that an 83-year-old lady might be experiencing some saggyness and maybe she just had enough.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s a good idea for someone that old to go under the knife for unnecessary elective surgery. She’s lucky there weren’t any severe complications.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BET YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN VACCINES, EITHER!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON’T YOU GO RUN AROUND DURING A SONG OR SOMETHING

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really a variety of reasons. First is laziness. Sheer laziness.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the Fourth of July parade, the old guy that was leading the phonez in their run around tripped over someone that was lying on the ground. Both turned out to be OK.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, carlos broke his thumb or something

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I need to see how that turned out.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where did he get that pretty hat!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make it rain!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

RAIN

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off to the golf course

Any lines you want me to use on the cart girl? Ohio Bear will email them to me.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

“I apologize for any rude or crass things other golfers might say to you. I just would like a drink, please.”

Brave as a bear with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I know Rishi”

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Don’t make me introduce you to Rishi”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, seriously, just say “I know Rishi” and see how she responds.

If you get slapped, I apologise.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALumbus Bear volunteereed my services without checking with me first

But he just called me from the road. He told me to get my ass back to the DBD and e-mail him any lines for the cart girl.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Can you teach me how to play a real sport?”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need to bash on golf, it’s not a sport, it’s a hobby.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS GOOD

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

U ARE GOOD

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MORE LAWYER ON LAWYER VIOLENCE:


Companies used to depend on elite law firms to train new lawyers they could bring in-house years down the road.

Now, some are just doing it themselves, hiring directly from law-school campuses rather than recruiting lawyers who had previously spent a few years at a major firm. These companies are growing weary of paying high hourly rates for inexperienced law-firm associates.

Hewlett-Packard Co. was one of the first known companies to bypass law firms in recruiting new lawyers.

“I think it’s the wave of the future,” said Michael Holston, H-P’s general counsel.

With the downturn in the economy, some law firms were sharply downsizing their student hiring, and this created an opportunity for H-P to go directly to the law schools instead, he said.

Billing for work by junior lawyers at law firms has long been a major profit center for law firms. The average hourly rate for a non-partner associate lawyer at a law firm rose to $378 in the second quarter, from $338 three years earlier, according to data from Peer Monitor, a unit of Thomson Reuters. The current average hourly rate for first-year associates at law firms is $283, it says.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

The actual value of the work of first-year associates? <$283 / hour >

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Now I’ll never get an in-house job. :-(

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

But how will these idiot companies EVER learn how to properly write a contract?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever considered therapy?

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then his CGB handle would be totes false.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone just lost out on a job to a 1st year bar grad!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bar grad even had his own business card with recipes!

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bartini?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, yes?

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks, I’m sorry!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be sorry. Therapy could be really good for you.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, I just got through a year of physical therapy on my shoulder, and it did wonders. You are 100% correct.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. It was just a suggestion. Obviously it is a decision only you can make. But with the right therapist, and a person who is able to be open to it, it really can help.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you hear me? I know! I have full range of motion now…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a full range of emotion?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

E-motion?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I heard E puts holes in your brain.

[cue argument from last week]

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

E IS GREAT FOR YOU

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY’RE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS WITH FLU SHOTS AND FLOURIDATED WATER

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corrupting our precious bodily fluids!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUCK TURGIDSON

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

She runs her own firm? How could she lose out on a job to another attorney? Did the 1st year attorney do a hostile takeover of CalBear81 Law Offices????

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first year attorney tackled me in the aisle and rushed up to the podium ahead of me to argue my latest case before the California Supreme Court. It was pretty embarrassing.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You couldn’t Marshawn him????

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Chief Justice flagged me for a facemask.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You couldnt Marshawn her?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you should sign up for a continuing education class on appellate law. They can explain the meaning of the term “Chief Justice.”

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK I JUST WANT TO MARSHAWN SOMEBODY, I DONT CARE WHO IT IS, JUST PUT SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY IN FRONT OF ME

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re saying that you’d Marshawn a 12 YEAR OLD GIRL?!?!??

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not pee on her

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without looking it up, does “Chief Justice” mean, “One who is not Marshawn-able”?

/reading comprehension

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one of the alternate definitions.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably won’t.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTN: DC TROJAN

Control your strange football team:

http://youtu.be/vIrXTRz19Ko

I’m not sure what’s worse, the dancing or the interview on the couch.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Not sure if want olinemen doing party boy dance

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just glad they edited the dancing bit.

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GO BEARS!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEARS!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

GO BEARS ON π!

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

GO BEARS ON i

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BEARS ON e?

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

1

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually we’re already in the hundreds.

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

100's!

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

900ish!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took me a moment.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If FiatLux goes to the OSU game, we’ll have to have him lead some cheers. I should be there unless my son has has to move into college that weekend (if he doesn’t get into Cal).

Another friend is planning on going to the game and also had classes with FiatLux.

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If” i go to the game? I’ll be there.

by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. If you go to the game you will be there. That is accurate.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, I’ll have to swing by. Not to powder your balls too much, but you were one of my favorite yell leaders growing up

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely the best while I was there. Just the SC song alone puts you at the top.

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Rec’d!

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, did you go to Campo? How did you end up in Ky?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I did go to Campo and graduated in ’88. We decided to sell the house, take the money, and RUN. It was in ’04 so it was just about the right time.

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, you sold a Moraga home in 2004??? Can I be in your Will?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS How close to the Golf Course were you? Obvi no need to give away street address, but the other Moragaians all live like 0-1 miles away.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up over near Camino Pablo school. I could walk to school.

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larcher!!!!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup! Up over the little trail by the horses!

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like your part of town. Im still scarred from JM! RHEEMELEMENTARY4LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh, everybody knows that Ascot is the rough part of Moraga. That’s where all the mailbox malfeasance happens.

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PS You were a solid kid if you could walk from Sanders Ranch to CP!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was after I started HS. I had a couple of friends live there. I remember one friend knew someone who lived right by Timmy Hardaway.

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then he left, but Todd Fuller moved in, so thats kind of the same thing!

Are you saying Sanders Ranch didnt exist until the early 90s? What was there before?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

same thing as everywhere else in Moraga before being developed…. orchards!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember exactly when it was built. I thought it was mid 80s though.

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait….Todd Fuller and Timmy Hardaway kind of the same?!?!

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a wry smile on my face when I typed that.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, skinnier???

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t realize you were Calista Flockhart

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jst wait until they develop Canyon!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’d have to get rid of the Pot growers first. I was talking with friends about the one homeless guy that lived in Canyon that we would see walking to the old Luckys store and back.

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I read a book on CoCoCounty history and Canyon was completely deforested by 1860s. All those tree are newer treees (in the sense that they are only 150+ years old). Apparently, the tree back in the diz-zay were hella tall. HELLA!

You are referring to the Canyon Critter.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Dumpster Muffin wasn’t alive then. We might not have trees there.

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know Dumpster Muffin WASNT there?

I figure shes an undead vampire over 1,000 years old!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Canyon Critter is her brother. Or dad

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes very tall, I think we read the same book… They were used to navigate ships through the mouth of the bay they were so tall!

And homeless guy isn’t really homeless, he just hangs out around town and hitchhikes back into canyon.

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did read the same book!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, but his name was Nort Thornton…

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, former Cal men’s swim coach Nort Thornton, this really shouldn’t surprise you though.

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Upper right central is slightly longer than the left. Someone should have pshopped that fa-shizzle.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Nort short for Norton? Norton Thornton?

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not name the man, but damn is that a sexy last name…. check out that properly used double-n

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S ALL ABOUT LOS PERALES BITCHES!!!!!

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by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woulda gone to LP if it was open at that time. It didnt open until 97, but I did my Eagle Scout project there.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I forgot that LP closed down. I remember taking summer camp there

by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 13, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, I would have preferred a “self-absorbed Rishi-style DBD”.

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

My last DBD was about how I chose my outfit for a wedding and my plans to draw as much attention to myself as possible (at my best friend’s wedding, mind you) and pick up as many girls as possible.

I’m clearly a terrible person.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, what about any of that is terrible, and not awesome?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The part where I don’t celebrate the holy matrimony of marriage? How should I know?!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On that topic, now that this person is married, doesn’t that make them your former best friend?

by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interestingly enough

She’s the exception. She’s the one friend of mine that works better in a relationship than not in one. And when in a relationship, knows how to balance friends with the boy.

Might have to revisit this topic after DBD 6.22.14 WHAT THE HELL DO I DO AT A BABY SHOWER?!?!?!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skip it.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, the trend of dudes being invited to baby showers has got to stop.

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Guys shouldn’t be included in baby showers. Or bridal showers. Anything where gifts are given called a “shower,” basically.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Such showers tend to be awkward and uncomfortable for all concerned.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very much so. The only baby shower that worked is one that my dental school buddy threw.

The girls all went to one side of the house for their…whatever.

The guys hung out around the grill, watched football, and drank beer.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like everybody won!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My buddy is good people.

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to one a month or so ago, and it was actually awesome. Mixed guys and girls, it was the woman’s 3rd kid so it wasn’t all “OOoooooOOHHH a BABYYYY” more like “just gimme the jammies and let’s eat some cake.” It was a big potluck BBQ with good food in a park, we played frisbee and tennis and the mom was chuffed just to see her friends.

I do suspect that occasions like this are the exception not the rule.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the problem. It is the exception. One of my buddies threw a 1st birthday party for his kid. Thought it would be pretty awful, but made the 90 min drive anyhow. Turns out, it was just an excuse to BBQ and to celebrate the fact that the mother of said child didn’t have to breast feed (and was actually celebrating her being reunited with booze).

That being said, this is a couple that brews their own, have 5 homebrews chilling at their house in a room dedicated to being a bar/lounge.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really afraid I’m going to make one too many “Maybe the dingo ate your baby” jokes.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, go.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if I can convince them to have an open bar!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean 1?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve now spent about half an hour reading about such topics as the Azaria Chamberlain disappearance, dingos, Tasmanian Tigers and Devils, lawsuits with Warner Brothers regarding said Devil, and now Red Foxes. Freaking wikipedia.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Meryl Streep?

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I got distracted with work before I got to Meryl Streep.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAZ WANNA GET DRUNK BRALAHGAH

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume there is an awesome pic here I can’t see and will have to view this DBD later. :/

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Taz from Looney Toons!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured that… I was just hoping with booze.

by Harsha on Aug 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

rawrrrrrah rahhhhhhhhr rawhrrrrrr raaaaaaa get crunk

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna party with him!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a bottle of Arizona iced tea, but with a poison sticker on it.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a good way to get effed up!

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, it does

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taz tomorrow morning

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it me or does moala's face look kinda like taz from this angle

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOALA WANT SACK

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by Rishi on Aug 14, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IS BABBY FORMED??

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB width height and girth

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re blowing my mindhole.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Work = 1440 × 900
Laptop = 1366 × 768
Desktop = 1680 × 1050

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s 2560 × 1440? That shit crazy yo.

Also, thanks Redonk. Having this on my screen makes it seem like I’m working.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

2560 × 1440

as prolly Rishi running on a bloomberg terminal

Dual 1280 x720 monitors

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dual, or quadruple?

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 1440 × 900

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s me from the office.

by Scootie on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, girth truly is important to you! You live what you speak.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballista!

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

*is

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are more than 12 commenters? What the hell?

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by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lurkers! I feel like an exhibitionist. Hot.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, 911×512? 1093×614?

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tablets?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I’ve never had experience with a tablet. (drug free is the way to be!)

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

300x300x300

Was prolly triangle man

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha where did you get that picture?

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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google images?

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he hat particle man?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had a fight, triangle won.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miscellaneous????

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused… what is this information?

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by since1997 on Aug 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

monitor resolutions of people visiting cgb

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting. is this self-reported? How did you get that information?

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by since1997 on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? that’s more confusing now…

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by since1997 on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A raven brought it to him

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ravens deliver pie charts now? I thought they just landed on busts and creeped people out.

by paleodan on Aug 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that every time a page loads it can keep track of the stats of the local computer requirements. Things like IP address/browser/operating system/monitor resolution.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that Twist gets into the trees outside all of our homes and offices, and looks through our windows with binoculars to check out our screen resolutions.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the backup plan

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my assistants do that.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering what nick was doing in my trees last night.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same thing he does every night?

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by Kodiak on Aug 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try to take over the world?

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize my trees had that kind of power.

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe your mice do...

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, make it stanfurd related

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehhehe

Rec’d

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S MY BUSINESS AND MINE ALONE!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

since is not about the girth!!!!

Brave as a bear with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. not

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

1920×1080 Master Race reporting in!

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by Swamphunter on Aug 12, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This article was surprisingly disturbing

The 6 Deadliest Animals Too Adorable to Run Away From

When a pair of giant otters see a caiman basking on the shore, they might start pawing at the reptile’s tail, apparently just for shits and giggles. Maybe the caiman takes the hint and pisses off, but more likely it will turn around and attack. The otters will dodge, then have a go at the tail again. And again. Until the caiman is too tired to fight back. Then they calmly eat the caiman alive. Starting with the damn tail.

I never thought I’d feel sorry for a Caiman…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QntHH614Iak

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

accurate re-bradning

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

old, but still lulz

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised they’re old, but I didn’t recall seeing them before.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well now I’ve seen them twice. so……. Thanks!

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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, for all that excitement this week the dow is only down 1.5% or so? I hope media companies managed to get some good profits off all that.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rishi is so happy with himself right now!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had two good days.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

$5 tickets to tonight's A's game

The Game is reporting that if you walk up to the box office and say you heard it on The Game, you can get $5 Outfield Plaza (Mt. Davis) tickets.

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, do they pay you $5 to go to the game?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuesday night is $2 Tuesday for certain sections at the Nats game. Wednesday is $1 hot dogs. Love it when the team is desperate to get you to the stadium.

by dcblue on Aug 13, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penn State Players All Worried They’re Going To Be The One Who Accidentally Kills Joe Paterno

STATE COLLEGE, PA—Hospitalized after a receiver crashed into him on the field last Sunday, Joe Paterno’s return to practice Wednesday came as a vast relief to Penn State players, all of whom live in constant fear of being the one who inevitably kills the 84-year-old head coach.

"Every day we go to the field worried about which one of us will accidentally bump into Coach, cause his entire body to fall apart, and kill him," senior defensive end Jack Crawford said. "There’s no doubt we are going to be the ones responsible for his death. That’s inevitable. It’s just a question of who and when."

"At this point, it’s part of the Happy Valley tradition," Crawford added. “No names on the jerseys, ringing the victory bell, and being very, very careful not to be the reason Coach Paterno dies.”

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch out, Twist!

Obama Proposes Tax Increase On Meanest 2% Of Population

WASHINGTON—In the latest administration initiative meant to reassure citizens nervous about the slow pace of economic recovery, President Obama proposed a tax hike this week for the shittiest, most self-absorbed 2 percent of Americans. “In challenging times like this, I believe it is only fair that our country’s hugest jerks should bear the largest share of the tax burden,” Obama said of the increase that will reportedly affect those who cut people off in traffic as well as those who point and laugh when they see someone fall down. “Hopefully, this proposal will serve as a wake-up call to people who behave in ways that are totally uncool yet who never seem to pay a price for it.” The increase has been widely criticized by Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) as well as an estimated 97 percent of the nation’s wealthiest citizens.

by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So awesome.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If bears fuck more people than sharks

Does that make them lazy?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Outside Lands is this weekend, right?

Brave as a bear with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what rumors on the internets say

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Ted gets trolled

[1]

Nic from Tampa writes: Your crazy! Don’t even put the pac12 and the SEC in the same sentence. Just look at the NFL. It’s all SEC!!!! Do any soft pac12 players even play in the NFL? Your an idiot, by the way and every body makes fun of you SEC message boards, I hope you know!

Ted Miller: Sniffle.

Nic, you hurt my feelings, but I suspect that was your purpose. You’re pointing out things in your note I must acknowledge. You’re spot on. I respect your opinions. I respect your ability to put me in my place.

But your note did get me to thinking.

Do any Pac-12 players really play in the NFL? So I racked my brain for exactly 17 minutes and came up with an All-Pac-12 NFL team (Pac-12 fans, I did this quickly, so feel free to chime in your opinions).

Offense
QB Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay (California)
RB Maurice Jones-Drew, Jacksonville (UCLA)
RB Steven Jackson, St. Louis (Oregon State)
WR DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia (California)
WR Chad Ochocinco, New England (Oregon State)
TE Marcedes Lewis, Jacksonville (UCLA)
OL Sam Baker, Atlanta (USC)
OL Alex Mack, Cleveland (California)
OL Ryan Kalil, Carolina (USC)
OL Jordan Gross, Carolina (Utah)
OL Andre Gurode, Dallas (Colorado)

Defense
DL Haloti Ngata, Baltimore (Oregon)
DL Tyson Alualu, Jacksonville (California)
DL Sedrick Ellis, New Orleans (USC)
LB Desmond Bishop, Green Bay (California)
LB Clay Matthews, Green Bay (USC)
LB Lance Briggs, Chicago (Arizona)
LB Terrell Suggs, Baltimore (Arizona State)
CB Nnamdi Asomugha, Oakland (California)
CB Antoine Cason, San Diego (Arizona)
S Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh (USC)
S Jairus Byrd, Buffalo (Oregon)

Couple of thoughts.

Man, Oregon has been a safety factory of late. Picked Byrd, who played corner for the Ducks, but could have gone with T.J. Ward or Patrick Chung also.

After Ngata, defensive line wasn’t easy to put together. That is one position where the SEC has a clear edge on everybody.

Lots of All-Pros here. Some might argue that Rodgers, Ngata, Matthews, Suggs, Asomugha and Polamalu are the best at their positions in the NFL.

But, really, none of these guys exist. I just made them up.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

And more than 27% Cal guys, too! We’re #1!

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by CalBear81 on Aug 12, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, that sounds like a fun exercise…. For the record that’s:

Cal 6
USC 5
Arizona 2
Oregon State 2
Oregon 2
UCLA 2
Arizona State 1
Colorado 1
Utah 1
Washington 0
Washington State 0

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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

UDub should have Jake Locker.

He’s probably better than Marcedes Lewis.

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you forget to mention...

that Stanf*rd had 0 in Uncle Ted’s list.

Clearly indicating that Stanf*rd had 0 is better than not indicating Stanf*rd at all and leaving peeps to wonder, “What about the ’Furd?”

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by FiatSlug on Aug 14, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I completely forgot about Stanfurd, probably because they don’t matter.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 15, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whose crazy?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR crazy!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s got to be a better WR than Ochocinco from the Pac-12, right?

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by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Screw Marcedes. TONY G ALL THE WAY.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibilities besides Ocho

Mike Thomas, Jacksonville (Arizona)
Steve Smith, Philadelphia (USC) — injured now, though. Had a great season 2 years ago.
Steve Smith, Carolina (Utah)

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Aug 13, 2011 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that list looks really soft to me. Pac-12 sucks!

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Aug 13, 2011 5:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy hour time!

<3

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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish you much happiness.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

over this hour.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's sign Phil Garner

Manager in Waiting?

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP)—Former manager Phil Garner is now a special adviser to the Oakland Athletics, his first major league club.

General manager Billy Beane made the announcement Friday, when the A’s were set to open a weekend series against the first-place Texas Rangers. Garner, an ex-infielder, broke into the big leagues with Oakland in 1973.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bench Coach in waiting?

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Aug 12, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, maybe that’s more accurate.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re bringing the band back together! [That worked last time for us right?]

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Rishi's gone...

Cal alum and all-around journalistic badass Mike Silver asks, Why is Alex Smith still the 49ers’ QB, anyway?

SANTA CLARA, Calif. – Of all the cutting-edge calls contained in the playbook Jim Harbaugh brought down the peninsula from Stanford to the head coach’s office at the San Francisco 49ers’ headquarters, none was more surprising than his decision to give Alex Smith a copy last April.

…As Smith said earlier this week from 49ers training camp, where he is still the team’s starting quarterback against all odds, "Yeah, who knew? It’s funny how things work out."

The humor was lost on legions of frustrated 49ers fans, who lusted over Harbaugh’s collegiate success only to learn that the New Andrew Luck was the same old same old. To them, it was as if the spacey valet-parking dude who kept denting Escalades and Benzes had just been handed the keys to the whole hotel operation.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I choose to believe Hairball is the dumb valet in the story and he is the one about to tank an entire hotel business!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

49ers got destroyed.

Cam Jordan even took down Kaepernick at least once lol.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

=//

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by Rishi on Aug 14, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

please tell me someone got Barry doing the belt!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry wanted Rodgers traded to Chicago

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

See FanShots for details about Desmond Bishop being barred from the WH.

by dcblue on Aug 13, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more covert racism.

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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ESPN article was profoundly dumb. What insight are we supposed to glean from a list of teams that have finished lower in the polls at the end of the season than where they started? That’s basically the extent of the analysis.

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by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point of ESPN articles aren’t to give you any insight. The point of the article is to promote ESPN’s business.

by Missing Barry on Aug 15, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm filing this under wtf.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2024857/Rhiannon-Brooksbank-Jones-tongue-lengthened-help-speak-Korean.html

Student Rhiannon Brooksbank-Jones dreams of living and working in South Korea once she finishes university, even though she has never visited the country.

But while taking language lessons, the 19-year-old found that she couldn’t pronounce certain crucial sounds in the Korean alphabet.

Her dentist suggested it may be because she was born with a slightly shorter than average tongue, caused by having an unusually thick lingual frenulum – the flap of skin that joins the underside of the tongue to the floor of the mouth.
Language barrier: Rhiannon had her tongue lengthened by one centimetre to help her pronounce Korean words

Language barrier: Rhiannon Brooksbank-Jones, from Nottingham, had her tongue lengthened by 1cm to help her pronounce Korean words

After discussing the matter with her parents and language tutor, Rhiannon decided to undergo an operation to correct the condition, despite the fact it has never caused her any problems in speaking English.

She underwent a lingual frenectomy, which involves making an incision in the flap of skin. As a result, Rhiannon’s tongue is now about 1cm longer, and she can say words that were impossible before.

by j.lee on Aug 13, 2011 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

She even dresses and does her hair like a Korean girl.

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by atomsareenough on Aug 13, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It should probably surprise no one that the media is seriously over-sensationalizing this procedure. Her actual tongue length is not changing; the range of motion is changing.

Normally, I’d apologize on behalf of the dental profession, but since this is in Britain, it doesn’t count.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 13, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

80s dancing

Every Friday night in Portland I dance to 80s pop tunes while the videos are playing on a big screen. Beer in hand, of course.

THAT gets me pumped.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Aug 13, 2011 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I fucking love 80s music!

*Insert something witty here*. Oh, and Stanfurd Sucks.

by FrankCohen on Aug 13, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then you should make a trip to Portland

It’s THAT good. Literally, ALL the videos play on the big screen while the music is pumping. Good times for sure. NYC has an 80’s club, too. Rumor has it DC does, but I couldn’t find it last I was there.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Aug 13, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there any point in the 80s at which you were alive?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 13, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the topic, but here's one thing that gets me pumped up: Boxing

Until something like this happens and I have to confront the fact that one of my favorite sports is controlled by thieves, liars, con-men, and the blatantly incompetent.

That was a fight which I had really been looking forward to, because King Kong Agbeko has a heart as big as the entire world and Mares is slick, technical, and isn’t afraid to mix it up. But Mares has a well-known problem with hitting below the belt, and after warning Mares multiple times for doing just that referee Russel Mora just decided he didn’t give a damn and was going to let Mares do what he wanted to do. In the eleventh round Mares punched Agbeko directly in the cup in a move that would have gotten any other fighter docked points or DQ’d, but when Agbeko dropped to a knee he found himself being counted out as though he had been knocked down by a clean punch.

The fans, Agbeko’s corner, and even the announcers were about ready to riot at that point but the damage was done and Mares was given the decision when the fight went to the cards after the end of the 12th round. This has been a very bad summer for boxing in my opinion—incompetent or biased refereeing and judging in damn near every HBO/Showtime fight, but this is a fight that’s going to be remembered for the wrong reasons for a long time.

It’s a damn shame too—take away the low blows and execrable officiating and you’re left with a very good fight.

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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Aug 13, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BEARS

(Can’t believe the DBD has been sitting at 999 for so long)

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by norcalnick on Aug 14, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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