DBD 8.12.11 What gets you pumped?
So rather than writing yet another self-absorbed Rishi-style DBD, I figured I'd open it up. Other than Cal sports, what gets you pumped up, no matter what?
I'm super-tired and desperately need sleep, yet the prospect of going out today after work for my friend's birthday today is enough to make me not worry about sleep deprivation. Instead, I'm super excited to go out now and pull through the night! So, I guess for me, it's good friends and partying that really get me psyched. That does explain Vegas (in addition to all the oxygen that they obviously pump into the casinos)
So, CGB, what gets you pumped?
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NinersNation has no preview yet for tonight's pre-season game, so here's one from the SacBee
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Five things to watch in New Orleans
Chemistry lessons. Quarterback Alex Smith said in June that developing better chemistry with top wideout Michael Crabtree was crucial after the two failed to do so prior to the 2010 season
Flight of the Condor. Defensive coordinator Vic Fangio tried to rein in expectations for first-round draft pick Aldon Smith this week, saying that the rookie still has plenty to learn. That’s true
Secondary education. The 49ers’ biggest rebuilding project this year has been in the secondary. The team added three new prominent players – Carlos Rogers, Donte Whitner and Madieu Williams – in the hope of turning what has been a weakness into a team strength.
Man in the middle. For the second straight year, the 49ers will open the preseason without their starting nose tackle.
Communication lessons. Alex Smith will be the first to tell you that the communication process last year – Jimmy Raye to the sideline to Smith’s helmet – was more Pony Express than high-speed cable.
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Oakland Raiders Vs Arizona Cardinals: Thrilling Post Game Analysis
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The Raiders starters dominated this game. The offense did a solid job of moving the sticks, and in the starting defense one series (Routt, Chris Johnson and Rolando McClain didn’t play after the first series) they stifled the Cardinals offense. They only gained yards on two of their six offensive plays in their first series, and those came on a third down 15-yard scramble by Kevin Kolb, and then a harmless four yard run on third and 10.
Jason Campbell was 6-for-9 with 66 yards, and while the running game only averaged just over three yards per carry in the first two series, they were able to smash out some yards when it mattered most.
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In the only series of this game that I saw, the Raiders had a nice goal line stand in the 1st quarter. Stopped Beanie Wells on 3rd and 4th and goal from the 1.
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Both were awesome!!!! I was watching on KTLA at like midnight, so I only made it through the first quarter before falling asleep, but what a quarter it was!
p.s. the new kick-off rule is stupid, but I’m all for bringing it back to college…
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s the new kick-off rule?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Kickoffs are from the 35 yard line (instead of the 30).
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…What’s the point of that? To generate more touchbacks?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, actually. To generate fewer kickoff returns, on which the NFL believes there are an inordinate number of injuries.
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McCovey Chronicles talks about the Giants, posts fun picture
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Because the Giants had some August struggles last year, everything will always work out every year. Or, at least, it could. I’m as guilty of this as anyone. Last year on August 11th, the Giants were 2.5 games back. Two weeks later, they were 6.5 games back. Still tied for the Wild Card lead, but the division wasn’t a realistic goal.
This will be brought up every time the Giants struggle in the summer months until 2058, when Zan Posey hits a grand slam in the last game of his career, leading the Giants back from a 12-game deficit and winning the division. Then that will be brought up through the next century. Every time the Giants look like a festering scab of an offense: 2010! Remember how they pulled it all out! 2010!
And it’s obvious why it’s brought up. If you gave up on the Giants last year, you were wrong. There were moments of darkness that looked permanent, as if Jose Guillen had broken the light bulb in your heart while trying to swat a mosquito. He missed. And then this, then that, that one thing, and World Champions. It happened once. Don’t give up. I get that, and I do it too.

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Great joke on The Game just now
There’s a new movie opening today: Final Destination 5 – Giants 0
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
As beat Blue Jays
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Scoring runs in bunches, the A’s ended their road trip by closing out the Blue Jays, 10-3. The A’s used an efficient performance by Guillermo Moscosco and a string of hot hitting to win their second straight series and salvage a road trip that started out with a sweep at the hands of Seattle.
I ain’t ‘fraid of no Moose. I’m a little afraid of Vince’s catchphrase, “He’s gone a-looking,” but I am not afraid of the Moose. Most of us have lived through Esteban Loiaza—how tough could a Moose be?
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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 7:11 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec’d!
A’s wins get me pumped.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions
How did the A’s get swept by Seattle, but win hte next two series?!
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
Well, that powerful Seattle offense. A real Murderer’s Row.
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But Jack Cust was released.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
How sad
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I know. Who will break the single season strikeout record now?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
You?
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You’re a single season strikeout record!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
is that a threat?
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Because they’re the perfect MLB team for Cal fans to root for: win the games they’re not supposed to and lose the one they are.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yay Go A’sBears!
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Or Go BeA’srs!?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure why not?!?!
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Gahhhhhhhhh. It’s even worse now. The English aren’t even going to need their 2nd innings to win this one. :(
This is a miserable performance =/
I don’t even know what it is. I hope it’s just fatigue and injuries and not something more serious like coaching.
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27 Googly boogiles?!!!! What type of shit is this? We need several wickets and boomdum-dollies!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
A few problems
1) Injuries. But it’s not just the injuries… they aren’t properly prepared, physically, for these matches. Sehwag barely got any prep time before being rushed back (evidenced by his duck). Zaheer Khan, same story, and now he’s out.
2) Dhoni – I think his time as captain is done, and I wonder if we even have a good wicketkeeper in the works (we’ve lost so many opportunities to take wickets because of his drops). He’s been ridic innovative on fielding strategy before, wtf is going on?
3) Our bats have been really sad the last two series. Like, they’re all slumping at once.
I assume BCCI will be making a few changes soon. Gotta wonder if IPL is wrecking the test game.
We can’t blame IPL, though. These English players were all part of it as well, right?
Dhoni’s had some great moments in captaincy, but his strategy has been really off this whole series (I believe Raina was captaining the last series).
I really hope we’re in good for for the 2012 T20 World Cup in Sri Lanka
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You are right about Raina captaining… can’t quite blame Dhoni for that one. But Dhoni’s been off and his wicketkeeping has made him questionable to even include in the XI.
I think we’ll do a lot better in a T20 format.
England could declare right now and win pretty much after tomorrow, but I suspect they’re waiting to see if Cook can get a triple century first.
Update
India batting now to end this miserable game. England declared shortly after Cook got caught out at 294.
HAY GUYZ GO RAIDERS BUT I HOPE MICHAEL VICK SCORES A TD BUT ONLY ON THE GROUND CAUSE I’M GONNA RACK UP 23 FANTASY POINTS FOR THAT AND THEN I’LL BE IN THIRD PLACE OUT OF TWENTY-FIVE PEOPLE IN MY YAHOO SPORTS FANTASY LEAGUE LOL TAKE THAT I’M SO AWESOME
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You aren’t that awesome
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You therefore suck!
I kid. I’m trying fantasy football for the first time this season.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantasy baseball is the best.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah that’s even worse. Season is too long and it takes too much effort.
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
No it’s awesome because baseball is wonderful.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball is, however, fantasy baseball isn’t baseball.
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, but it’s based on baseball.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Need headphones for flying/BART?
$20 for Sony noise-cancelling headphones
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Where would you like to see more action from regulators?
IN MY PANTS
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Look at me: I’m wearing a golf shirt and have a large, private office, which I will be leaving early to go play golf. Now look at yourself. Now back to me. We’re different.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
golfing wins the day
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
they sell alcohol on most courses.
the 24oz Fosters is a particular tradition for me
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
They not only sell adult beverages on this course, a cuty lady brings it to you perfectly chilled, even if you’re far away from the clubhouse. Then there is happy hour at the clubhouse immediately following the round. Win-win-win!
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
*cute
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t get cuty with me
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
courses tend to hire attractive 20 year olds to drive the beverage carts
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
fyi, works better in warm weather areas. San Francisco fail.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
however, Ohio summers are very warm, thus CB has the correct plan for his locale
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
One of my golf buddies has a favorite line whenever the cart girl drives up: he asks “what do you have in there that’s wet?” Classy.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Is he just being silly or is he being pervy?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Worse. I think he’s being pervy while thinking he’s totally charming and hilarious.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
agreed
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope some punk girl who is working there in the summer and doesn’t give a shit just tells him, very condescendingly, “Vagina. I have a wet vagina. Is that what you wanted to hear?”
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
What if he was just asking how much vermouth they put in their house martinis?
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That’s why I asked if he was being pervy.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
And it’s a very good question to raise.
Too many gentlemen on the golf course have seen their golf games ruined by what can politely be called a vermouth martini with a splash of gin.
The proper way to make a martini is to pour the chilled gin in the martini glass, bow in the direction of france, and then consume the martini.
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I thought it was to shake 2 jiggers of gin, pour it into a chilled glass and drink it while looking at a portrait of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth.
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Golf in no way sounds like an excuse for rich, old, perverted, lazy men to hang out and flaunt their wealth, age, perversion, and laziness.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Strongly disagree. If we were lazy, we wouldn’t be out on the golf course.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
You say all that like you think it’s a bad thing.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
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Don’t you have a job?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
The world economy - Central bankers to the rescue?
They can buy a little time, but the real remedy must come from Western politicians
Above all, there is a moral hazard in central-bank activism. It risks encouraging governments to sit back and let others do the work that they find too difficult themselves. That is both a dangerous abdication of responsibility and a missed opportunity.
In America Congress must rouse itself to provide both fiscal support in the short term—extending temporary payroll-tax cuts and unemployment insurance, and investment in infrastructure—and a credible plan to cut the deficit in the medium term through tax reform and tackling entitlements. There are bipartisan plans that do this. Mr Obama and his Republican adversaries have previously opened the door to such a grand bargain. A new deficit-reduction committee presents another opportunity. Cynics say it is naive to expect anything dramatic before the 2012 election; yet it is also naive to expect investors to be fobbed off with lame efforts like the debt-ceiling deal.
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…the real remedy must come from Western politicians
We’re DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Unions are the answer!
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Is the question, “who’s ruining everything ever?!”
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks, medvjed.
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
In America Congress must rouse itself to provide both fiscal support in the short term—extending temporary payroll-tax cuts and unemployment insurance, and investment in infrastructure—and a credible plan to cut the deficit in the medium term through tax reform and tackling entitlements.
This is exactly correct. What’s fucking incredible here is that it’s not rocket science. In fact, when it comes to basic economics and public finance, it’s so straightforward that it’s almost common sensical. Yet it’s impossible to something so simple and sensible because our political system is broken and the people we’ve elected and the people who control the people we’ve elected are terrible.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
We are fucked.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
CAL FOOTBALL!
Day 4: Running Backs Learning Fast
Sofele leads inexperienced yet encouraging group of backs
Entering camp, junior Isi Sofele sits atop of the depth chart. Sofele has the most experience of the group, serving as the backup to last year’s starter Shane Vereen, now of the New England Patriots in the NFL. Rushing for 338 yards on 69 carries in 2010, Sofele has some big shoes to fill if he is going to help extend the Bears’ streak of having two running backs combine for 1,500 yards or more for a ninth consecutive season. Cal has also had a 1,000-yard rusher in eight of the last nine seasons.
However, the pressure does not scare Sofele one bit. The 5-8, 190 pound native of Salt Lake City, Utah, welcomes the challenge that lies before him.
“I feel like I’ve worked for this opportunity,” Sofele said. “I’ve worked my whole life to get to this point, so I feel like I’m ready.”
For the group as a whole, Gould is happy with the progress he’s seen through the first week of training camp. As much as Gould complimented Sofele and all of his running backs’ progress, he does not expect one back to carry the load by himself.
“I’ve been extremely pleased with the work ethic they’ve shown, and their understanding of the offense and all the technical things we’re trying to get them to do.” Gould said. “Our theme this year is `One Heartbeat,’ so collectively, we’re going to get it done.”
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Our theme this year is `One Heartbeat,’
lol
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Day 5 - Cal Practises in Full Pads
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Some of the topics head coach Jeff Tedford addressed when he spoke to reporters after the workout are below.
Personnel and which true freshmen might play in 2011 …
“That’s what we’re going to have to figure out. Sunday we’re going to have a personnel meeting and figure out which ones [are going to play as true freshmen in 2011], because [if] they play a down they’re in. We have some decisions to make on that. We won’t make a decision but that’s the first time we’re going to sit down and go guy by guy, see what they do, how they fit into special teams. We’ve been making a big point of evaluating these guys on special teams as well, because that’s where they’re going to make a big contribution.”
Looking at true freshmen during training camp …
“At some point, you want to put them in there with the ones and see how they’re going to hold up with the ones. A lot of times threes and fours, it’s paralysis by analysis. They’re trying to figure out who to block, learning the snap count and they’re really not moving fast. It’s not really a true evaluation until they get a chance to go with the ones.”
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Interesting how McCain has been a revelation while all the talk after spring was Whiteside
#Dominate
To answer Rishi's question
KKG, DG, etc
#Dominate
by solarise on Aug 12, 2011 7:28 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
PUMP PUMP PUMP!
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
PUMP PUMP PUMP!!!

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Meh, Pi Phi/Tri Delt (you’re welcome Scootie) should be the top of the list.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Well he couldn’t get a date, so he thought he’d tri delta…
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess you’re allowed to make tri delt jokes :)
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I learned them all from my step-dad after my sister joined, he was sigma chi in the 60’s, so he has a bunch of nicknames for them all.
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
go on…..
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“…THE PACESETTER OF COLLEGE MARCHING BANDS, THE PRIDE OF CALIFORNIA….”
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Didn’t see that coming!
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He had a 3 hour head jump on you, but he only beat you by like 1 second. In many ways, you were like 2.99 hours ahead of him!
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I’m not sure either.
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“THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA MARCHING BAND!”
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Teamwork!
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On our rugged Eastern foothills
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
something something FORNIA something something laaaaair something something
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you putting a California girl accent on it?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Seeing the band run out of North tunnel and form the flying wedge really does get me pumped up.
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by Ohio Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
something for you to try
when it’s a game day….
get up before everyone else, and put that on full blast in the house.
then charge around getting ready with the whole thing on a loop.
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by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
That was how we used to go to games as a family when I was a junior high/high school student.
My dad would put the Cal CD on the house-wise sound system, we’d get ready to go. Then, we’d go to my grandparents house for a huge breakfast.(CD still playing in the car) We’d drive my grandfather to Berkeley and he’d hop on the Bancroft shuttle to go watch the team warm up.
We’d watch the Sproul concert and march up with the band. We’d watch the game. Usually get our hearts broken. Watch the post-game concert. Then back to my grandparents’ house for an incredible home-cooked meal. We’d visit until late, then drive home. And the CD would still be playing in the car.
Old Toothwrangler
If you haven’t done this by now, I question your Cal fandom… In Santa Cruz I would wake up every hung over body at my house, maybe one of which was going to the game with me, by blasting the band CD… Its magical and gives you anti-hangover powers to drive to Berkeley.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m getting chills reading about the first track on the cd!
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, my reaction is: “oh, it’s those people again. hurry up and play the anthem so we can get on with the game”
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
by turkey on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Flagged.
The Cal Band is awesome. And it was going to be my answer about what gets me pumped. Apparently turkey has no soul.
Unrelated: just watched GoT and
FUCK YOU JOFFRE even tho lol Sansa totally deserves you.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I should, just because if Syrio Forrel, First Sword of the Braavos ever shows up again, I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
First Sword of Braavos does not run! Fear cuts deeper than swords! Quiet as a shadow! Calm as still water! STRONG AS A BEAR!!!!!!!
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It was fantastic."
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So pink
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rec’d, not because I agree, but because I admire your spirit of true contrarianism.
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Field Hockey changes start time for Stanford:
The California Golden Bear field hockey team has announced two changes to the 2011 season schedule involving the home and away series against Stanford. The Sunday, Oct. 16 game against Stanford will now be a home contest with the Bears now playing at Stanford on Friday, Sept. 23.
These changes reflect a swapping of home dates for the series as Cal was originally slated to host the September game and then travel to Stanford in October.
The game times for both games remain the same with the game at Stanford on Sept. 23 taking place at 7 p.m and the game at Maxwell Family Field in Berkeley on Oct. 16 taking place at 1 p.m.
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Track people r smrt:
BERKELEY – With a 3.14 composite GPA, the Cal women’s track & field team has earned All-Academic status from the U.S. Track & Field and Cross Country Coaches Association for the 2011 season.
A total of 164 institutions in NCAA Division I earned the distinction as a result of posting a team GPA of 3.00 or better.
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I wonder if the composite GPA was really 3.14, or if it was more like 3.14159265.
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Are you saying Cal had a perfect Pi gpa?
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No, only a Pi gpa to the first 8 decimal places.
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I know
I am ashamed I only know pi to 8 decimal places. I feel so dumb.
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Is that some sort of man-boy love association?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Traveling gets me pumped
Since I was a kid I’ve had a major case of wanderlust and I’ve never been cured (there’s not enough cowbell in the world).
Whether it’s driving my jeep to America’s national parks or hopping on a big bird to some exotic and some not-so-exotic international locales, I love it and get pumped.
by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This
I love getting on an airplane, the excitement of going somewhere else, the rush of takeoff, the thrill of landing somewhere I’ve never been and taking everything in, the sights and smells and sounds of a new place. Travelling is one of the best things ever.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Same here. I wish I did more of it.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate traveling. I hate fighting traffic to get to the airport. I hate the security lines. I hate that feeling of being icky bc youve been cooped up in a small seat for hours upon hours. I hate always having some problem with the flight and sprinting to catch your connecting flight. I hate when you have to get there super early and you have like 3 hours to kill. I fly only once a year and it’s horrific every single time.
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I’m a great guy to have on a flight. I sit there and read a book or watch a movie. Do you think I’m marching around screaming at people and peeing on little girls or something?
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OK, that is partially true, I do march up an ddown the plane. High step. Grapevine. Military. All the steps, I’m not going to lie. BUT I DONT PEE ON LITTLE GIRLS!
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I hope Twist starts yelling that at random intervals throughout the day.
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But not while marching!
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This is how I feel as well. I hate being surrounded by people in a crowded airport and then a crowded airplane =/.
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I hate driving too
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I miss the golden age of flying

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I’ve heard it’s also a warm gun…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I hadn’t missed the golden age of flying.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Or...
I wish I could afford the golden age of flying.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
What is that from
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I think it’s the bbc
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i find her relevant to my interests

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Why was this not rec’d before I arrived?
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I dont understand what is going on. Is that a line of men waiting to go into the bathroom to receive oral sex?
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So….you do understand what’s going on.
by Missing Barry on Aug 16, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Security lines aren’t fun but if you’ve done it enough, you can really minimize the annoyance factor. It can be stressful to catch connections and stuff, but it’s also exciting. If you have 3 hours to kill, walk around, look at planes, buy some food, check out the stores, read a book.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
look at planes
Oh, cool, a plane
Now what do I do with the remaining 2 hours 59 minutes?
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by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
use your business card at the airport bar and hit on traveling pharma saleswomen.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
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There were some cute girls at the airport last week sitting right next to us at the bar.
Sadly, my friend is so whipped in his relationship that he can’t talk to other girls
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wtf, being in a relationship is what makes you an excellent wing man. you go all out without worrying about trying to score. it makes you awesome like that.
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only if we can have a bro hug in flight suits on an aircraft carrier
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Look at 179 more planes?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Just watch stuff happening. It’s an airport, lots of different kinds of people are walking around. Planes are pulling in or taxiing out or taking off or landing. Just relax and enjoy your surroundings.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, plane lands. People exit the plane with suitcases and walk elsewhere.
What do I do with the remaining 2 hours 39 minutes?
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find out which flight is coming from a pharma convention.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Use the remaining 2 hours 39 minutes to practice your douching skills.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY! and airports are really upgrading their food and drink services… i had a layover in Philly and was shocked to enjoy an hour at a great wine bar there…
Even the food at SFO is pretty good.
But, holy damn, it’s expensive!
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I went to that vino place my last time in Philly too. I love finding those in airports.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
You know, I used to have to go to Columbus for business since we had a large center there (it was a company we acquired) and would sometimes have to connect in Philly. I can’t think of the name of the place, but it was great.
Did you work for a company whose name started with a Q? Remember anything else about your Columbus visits or places you went while here?
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god, how did you know that? Second letter was a u though, not a w. Did we know each other? I just got chills…
I knew the company that was acquired, did some legal work with them earlier. I tried to get Qu. to hire me afterwards, but NOOOO, they wanted to spend double/triple the amount with CA counsel instead. Did you know Jim Wheeler? Good peeps.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I knew Jim. Yeah, Qu is a great company (though not so good times right now). The CEO, with whom I worked closely is a great guy and exactly what you want in a CEO. I had some great people on my team in Columbus.
As for what I did… let’s see… went to that little town with the cool downtown right by… there was the little town with the cool downtown right by… this was an example of not glamorous travel as I would stay at the Hyatt Place… I did check out the campus and got to go inside the stadium… stayed downtown at the Westin once… went to Easton. Other than that, not so much. When I was there last in December it was in the single digits. But I am so warm blooded people would be amazed I wouldn’t bundle up and would make sure the A/C was on in the conference room because otherwise the office was being used to grow orchids.
Ever catch a hockey game? Crew game? Easton is nice (Mrs. Dr. CALumbus works there). You should have stayed at the Hiltons, but they’ve only been open a few years. And winter visits can suck hard, no doubt.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
No, never did any of that. Dublin was the little town we’d go to for dinner. There was nothing wrong with the Hyatt Place… it was just not glamorous and my days were usually 7AM to 9PM so not much time to enjoy much else. Had I been on that site I would have taken you to dinner and expensed it!
It would have been awesome had you been in town during some televised Cal game, Ohio Bear and I would’ve had you leading us in appropriate cheers.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
:)
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Gosh, what companies could you possibly be talking about.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I genuinely have no idea.
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I think I could probably connect the dots.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I dont feel like trying
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I like puzzles! But yeah, I’m thinking telecom.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, really? There aren’t that many large Qw- companies. Fair enough though.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, but I figured the only way you’d worry about the two getting confused is if they were in the same sort of sector, and there were obvious Qw- and Qu guesses in telecom.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I connected all the dots in fiatlux’s comment, but all I got was this: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Remember this game?
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And then you take turn drawing a line between two dots.
And if you complete a square, you write your letter in there and get another turn.
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Yeah, this game ruled.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t remember — I had just arrived from Glasgow and it was after I re-checked for domestic.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
What I’m really looking for is whether it was US Airways or not?
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
It was indeed US Airways.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
We have a Vino Volo in T2 at SFO now.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate flying, but do it all the time. I like vacationing. It’s worth the hassle of the flight, and once I’m to my destination, it’s all good.
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I love the anticipation of the flight.
I love when there are friends on the plane with you.
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from first class to steerage
First class ain’t first class unless you can lord it over those behind you.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
hah, American Airlines reference
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
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they do cookies too?!?!?
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
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AND ice cream sundaes.
having said the above, i’ve flown in coach plenty and in fact, if you can get the extra leg room seats or bulkhead) on United and be lucky enough to have an empty seat next to you, it’s only marginally worse than the upgrade (and frankly can be better than first on an A320, my least favorite plane).
As long as I have a window seat, I’m cool. I just like watching the world go by.
At the end of the day, everyone gets to the destination all the same, no matter where they sit. Although if an employer wanted to pay for me to sit in the front of a plane, I wouldn’t complain.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
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Best seat I’ve had in ages was on my flight back from LA on Monday morning. Window seat, exit row, no seat in front of me!
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I was on a KLM flight to LAX from the Netherlands. Sunday flight. Coach seat, window, next to the galley so there was absolutely nothing in front of me. Empty seat next to me. Great, interesting kid sitting in the aisle seat. We got in 90 minutes early (NO HEAD WINDS). It was one of the nicest flights I’ve had.
here is the idiocy of some T&E expense rules… the company I worked for would not pay for upgrades. You had to fly coach, and like it damnit. So no $100 upgrade to the better seats… except, I learned long ago how to sweet talk the policy enforcers and show how otherwise I would be saving the company money, but that’s beside the point. Anyway, you couldn’t normally expense the $100 to upgrade, but they thought nothing of approving $500+ / night hotel rooms. So you just do what you have to do.
the company actually had a really generous T&E policy EXCEPT where it pertained to flying, for some reason. It was amazing to me that EVPs flew coach to Europe. So you just put up with the flight and realize you’re spending far more time on the ground where ever you are. It wasn’t all glamorous, for instance the Holiday Inn I had to stay at in Maidenhead (but even that wasn’t bad).
My job has zero travelling.
Zero.
I have not travelled for my job ever.
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i would hate to have a job where i didn’t travel. i’ve been lucky to be able travel pretty well for the most part, which obviously makes it nicer. But the travel to me just breaks up the monotony of every day life and actually makes you appreciate where you live that much more.
My favorite is international. Meeting with colleagues in London, Paris, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Tokyo, Sydney etc… Just seeing how they live, how they do business. Inculcating that into the larger overall corporate culture… I love it.
i'd love a job that i got to travel
but my job-related travel has led me to such exotic locations as Moline Illinois, Tuscan AZ, El Dorado Hills, and the ‘burbs of Denver. I’m a little bit turned off by “travel for work” now.
I like my current once or twice a month travel thing, but when I was in my chief of staff at Amex job we were on the road about 2/3 of the time, and it was tons of 7am and 8pm flights and there was never enough sleep and even though you were always in some awesome European capital you never got to see anything but an office and the back seat of a cab and another freaking airport security line and I really got tired of it quickly. The only thing that saved it was that my boss was hilarious and so we had fun together. And drank lots of gin.
most people do. but again, it depends how you do it, where you go… i’m single so don’t have the family issues a lot of people do.
Yeah, it all depends on where you go and whose there with you. For my work, it’s pretty much never good answers.
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
please watch this. please?! please. it's so good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
“You’re sitting in a chair, IN THE SKY!”
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
“Augh! Holy shit!!! OH MY GOD!”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was once on this flight where it took off at the time it was supposed to take off and then it flew at 550mph 35,000 feet in the air three thousand miles and then, and THEN, it LANDED at the time it was supposed to land on the GROUND, without me, personally, dying.
Greatest fucking flight ever.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The best cookies were on Midwest.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Same same same same same same.
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Here’s the team’s basketball itinerary:
– Sunday: vs. Solna Vikings at Stockholm, 8 a.m. PDT.
– Monday: vs. Uppsala at Stockholm, 10 a.m. PDT.
– Wednesday: vs. Norwegian National Team at Oslo, Norway, 10 a.m. PDT.
– Saturday, Aug. 20: vs. Danish National Team at Copenhagen, Denmark, 8 a.m. PDT.
– Sunday, Aug. 21: vs. Danish National Team at Copenhagen, 4 a.m. PDT.
Old Toothwrangler
In these budget constrained times, can we pick nations to travel in where the exchange rate isn’t quite so horrendous? (NOT SERIOUS)
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Anybody watch Louis last night?
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Were there 2 episodes? What did you think?
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Apparently there were two? I only saw the masturbation one. I thought it was pretty fantastic.
Even better, on my drive to work this morning I finished listening to the first part of Marc Maron’s interview with Louis C.K. which conveniently ended with Louis C.K. telling a related story.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Some of those funny jokes, like the first sexual exprience and “bag of dicks” is straight from his stand up.
The second one that I saw weird. About an old friend killing themselves.
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Almost all of the plots are pretty much straight from his standup!
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, Ive only seena few. I think the plots relate to stand up of his, which is cool. Theres a difference between having the plots be based off of the stand up and having actual jokes from his stand up in the show, tho.
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Yep, hilarious!
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep, hilarious!
Also, I enjoy have they are despised by everyone they encounter while they are out at night… They would rather hook up with others in the group, because everyone else hates them (beside the girl from FL)
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
*enjoy how
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha and the next episode looks like there is really good fake drama going on too, can’t wait!
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO I missed Jersey Shore.
I hope they take a trip out to Venice at some point.
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or the real Vatican, and not the famous church in Florence they keep calling the wrong name?
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That’s the one! When I was there we ended up staying only on the higher portion of the city, near the museum with David and the church with the golden doors… But its a beautiful city, and I hope to someday go back. I guess my housemate knows a bartender (from his time there abroad) at one of the locales the Jersey Shore kids went to frequently, and is now in a pending lawsuit with Viacom over their conduct…. Should be an interesting season…
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Not Constantinople?
#TMBGreferences
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting pumped up
Besides the Cal Band coming out of North Tunnel, listening to AC/DC “Thunderstruck” or “Back in Black” will usually get me pumped up.
Watching this always seems to get me pumped up, too.
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Chris Mullin article
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Anyone watch the GOP debate last night?
Also, who’s got predictions for the Iowa straw poll?
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I just said I didn’t watch Jersey Shore.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
The real winner will be Big Straw, whose ingenious product placement campaign continues for another year
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by TwistNHook on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ron Paul is my hero.
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The transvestite?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard/saw bits and pieces of it.
Pawlenty’s attacks on Bachmann were way desperate, and they backfired. He pretty much had his opportunity and blew it when he failed to attack Romney in the last debate by refusing to use his “Obamneycare” line to Romney’s face.
OTOH, I don’t think Bachmann convinced anyone of anything either. Everyone knows she’s a true believer and someone who fights liberals and drives them crazy, but Pawlenty’s line about how she hasn’t accomplished anything resonated, so even though I think Pawlenty is toast, he may have succeeded in landing a blow.
Anyway, Romney, as usual, looked like the only credible candidate, but his time as being the only conceivable President in the room is going to end when Perry jumps in.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Bachmann was outraged that Peter Parker was replaced by a negro person of mixed race in Ultimate Spider-Man.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
He said in the Nerdist interview that that campaign actually hurt his chances
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Nerdist?
I’ve listened to almost every one. I love it.
Sklar
Maron
Nerdist
Those are my 3!
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Podcasts
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Mine are:
Planet Money
Marketplace
This American Life
and sometimes the Commonwealth Club or Radiolab or Bloggingheads. I’ve also listened to some of Maron’s podcasts, but I’m not THAT into comedy.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
All of us are fucked!
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Rick Perry will be the Republican nominee. Bachmann is way too crazy pants. The CEO president thing doesn’t work if the dude is boring as a brick, or has made reasonable policy concessions to Democrats over his career.
You think Romney has no chance?
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I don’t think so. I mean he was a corporate stooge that laid people off for a living. Also, did you read about the Obama planned attacks about Romney being “weird” (read:MORMON). Even if they deny the plan, Obama can have his surrogates really turn Romney’s religion into a thing. I don’t think there’s a way conservative Christians will vote for a Mormon. I remember a poll from 2008, Mormon was just above Muslim and Atheist in “Would you vote for a person who was…”
Well considering Obama is a muslim AND atheist/socialist, I think he’d do just fine!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m with you, paleodan. Jon Chait had a good post up yesterday that I think hits the nail on the head:
Most political reporters came away from last night’s Republican debate impressed with Mitt Romney. I came away wondering what possible advantage Romney could have over Rick Perry from the perspective of a Republican voter. It is true that Romney towered over the rest of the field, both literally in in his general alpha-male ability to project a sense of command. But his weaknesses are vast and unexploited….
…Ask yourself: what Republican voter would prefer Romney to Perry? Perhaps Mormons, or those who worry the party has grown too extreme, or those who think it risks defeat by appearing too stridently conservative. That doesn’t sound to me like a majority of the primary electorate.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand how Bachman is even relevant?
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Bachmann is fourth in the polls behind Romney and two people who haven’t even declared they are running for President (Perry and Palin).
I’d vote for an inanimate carbon rod before voting for Michelle “crazy eyes” Bachmann.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I would vote for an inanimate carbon rod before just about any presidential candidate going back to Nixon, and would only vote for Nixon on a whim.
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It was fantastic."
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Of course, I don’t understand how Palin is relevant, either.
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s relevant to the GOP electorate.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve gotten that, but why? I don’t see what is appealing about them, other than they’re at the top of the list of “presidential candidates I would nail”…?
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That might be part of it, but also she’s pretty much staked out positions as far right as possible on every topic, and there’s a niche for that.
She’s a Christian fundamentalist, she’s strongly anti-abortion and with the credibility of all those foster children, her husband runs a “cure the gayness” counseling service, she’s been on board with the Tea Party stuff for day one, calling herself a “constitutional conservative”, she goes on all the right wing radio and TV shows regularly and says extreme things about Obama, like calling him a marxist and whatever else, she’s strongly pro-Israel and perhaps neocon-friendly, maybe through an biblical apocalyptic viewpoint, she helped lead the fight against raising the debt ceiling, she’s been demagoguing every single Obama initiative… If you’re a far-right person, all those things are appealing.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What if you are a moderate liberal with a big urge to grow a mustache?
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read as: IF ONLY MY UPPER LIP HAD SOME COCAINE
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It was fantastic."
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She’s never struck me as the kind that actually knows a single thing about any topic she’s talking about…
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
How hasn’t she made it to the DBD yet?
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srs question: is the israel-palestine debate politically polarized in the US? i thought it was more ambiguous.
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kinda sorta but not really in lieu of bigger issues
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, i know that for the most part at cal, the palestinian supporters were far-left, but israel supporters were both. then there were those like me, who don’t care, lolz!
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That sums it all up pretty accurately.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the debate
I don’t want to start a flame war either, and I will try to be as fair as I can to all the various points of view, but this is how I see the debate:
There is a tiny (< 5% probably) fraction of people that you could actually say are anti-Israel, and either want to get eliminate the Israeli state they think is illegitimate (which is absolutely not going to happen), or somehow give Palestinians the right to vote within Israel or something like that I would guess. Some of the people in this group are truly anti-Semitic, some just feel like a profound injustice was done to the people living there when they created Israel. I’m sure some small number of these people think the terrorism is actually freedom fighting, or may be justified. Some may not like the terrorism but think what Israel is doing is worse. Either way, these people have zero impact on the political debate in this country, except maybe at college campuses like Berkeley.
There is the broad majority of Americans (including most Dems and independents and probably some Republicans) who want peace and think there should be some sort of two-state solution that is relatively fair to both parties. They support Israel’s right to exist and defend itself, and are disturbed by the violence and terrorism against Israel, but are also concerned by the continued Israeli settlement-building in disputed territories. Many of the people in this group might slightly favor one side more than the other, and I’m sure there would probably be a fair degree of difference between what one person might think is a truly “fair” two-state solution versus another, but I’d say this description broadly fits probably 65-70% of the country who have a pretty balanced view, more or less.
Then there are the hardcore supporters of Israel who think it’s just fine, if not actually a great thing that they are building settlements in disputed territory. Many of them want Israel to expand as large as possible. They strongly oppose anti-Israeli terrorism and groups that support them like Hamas and Hezbollah and the Iranian state. Many want to bomb or make war with Iran at least in part because of the threat to Israel. Many sympathize or identify with the Jewish people, many feel cultural affinity because many Israelis are of European origin. Some people in this group are evangelical Christians who might believe something along the lines of some biblical prophesy that the Jews must return to the Holy Land in order for Jesus to return in the Second Coming (I don’t really understand the finer points of the theology here, so don’t quote me, but I think that’s roughly the idea). Some of the people in this group just dislike Muslims and Arabs. Some see Israel as an important democracy that can positively impact the Middle East (though, it’s not clear to me how a non-Arab democracy in Israel will impact its neighbors). I’m guessing this is probably 25-30% of Americans, most of whom are Republicans.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It was for Goldblooded. He probably didn’t read it either though :)
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s the gift that keeps on giving!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone (Redonkulous?) needs to make a .gif based on the Youtube vid of the white boys dancing to it.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Max doing the Soulja Boy is an obvious LOL DIDN’T READ candidate.
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by norcalnick on Aug 12, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahahahahahahaha
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
lolololol i love it
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by atomsareenough on Aug 13, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Some of the people in this group just dislike Muslims and Arabs.
OHIO!
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I find it odd that 100% unilateral support for Israel is damn near a requirement for any presidential candidate, of either party.
I mean, Israel is important, but no more important than the Sudan, or Taiwan, or any other global dispute hot spot. And less important than, say, anything domestic.
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And there is 100% unilateral support for Taiwan, too…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 13, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
While imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery
and while it’s funny, it’s one of the many things wrong with China, on so many levels.
Dual sunshine pumps?
PUMP PUMP PUMP

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:25 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I hope for big game week you have a series of these violating the tree in new and creative ways
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
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I already have a template set. It’s just a matter of deciding how the tree will get violated now.
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
DEAR FEARLESS PCHOP PROPHET, I, SEC119, A MERE MORTAL COMMENTER, WITH BELOW-AVERAGE COMMENTING RATE AND FURTHER-BELOW-AVERAGE COMEDIC STYLINGS, HUMBLY ASK FOR A SMALL FAVOR.
Can you make one sun with two arms that are pumping?
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Oh shit, can the sun be replaced by Mike Mohammed reaching up and grabbing The Pick?
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What would atoms do?
How many spaces between sentences? One or two?
Now that your heart palpitations have stopped, let’s move on. I am nerdily well-versed in all things related to the Bluebook and Chicago Manual of Style. And while CMOS recommends that only one space be used after a period in a published work, our editorial board used two. C’est la vie.
Slate has a great article about how the "two-space rule" came into being. Apparently, all of this started because of a typewriter. Back in the olden days, typewriters used monospaced fonts. In other words, every character took up the same amount of space. So, when using a typewriter, putting two spaces after the end of each sentence actually made the text easier to read.
Then why the hell are we still using two spaces at the end of every sentence when the typewriter has gone the way of the dodo? Because as our reader mentioned above, the two-space rule is a time-honored "mistake."
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I always use one space.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I use two. Count me among those who learned that way because of the typewriter.
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Likewise.
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I’ve never used a typewriter, because I’m not old. However, I use two spaces.
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I detest one space.
if proportional fonts actually added a little more than one after a period, i’d not mind.
but it does make it harder to read.
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by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
but two spaces STILL make it easier to read, so why not?
by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
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Efficiency!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I much prefer “clickity-clickity-clickity-clickity-tap-clickty-clickity-clickity-tap” to “clickity-clickity-clickity-clickity-tap-tap-clickty-clickity-clickity-tap-tap”
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double tap that shit.
/specialforces
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Yes! Big fan of the double tap. I think we have a winner here.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too, I love the double tap! Wait, are we talking about the same thing …. ?
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Not really. Any marginal improvements in readability are more than offset by the extra effort required. It’s not worth it. Proportional fonts are easy enough to read as it is.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Hitting the spacebar once is marginally extra effort. Add in an extra one for every sentence and it adds up.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I use 2 and judge those who look 1. Everything all runs together!
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You just used one space between sentences.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the correct response would have been, “I see what you did there.”
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I assure you that was pure idiocy. I did not intend to do that.
Would you expect anything else?
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Once again, I have overestimated you.
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I can note that internally SBN apparently wants us to do 1 and there have been fights over this. Im not privy to the specifics
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That sounds like the sort of internal memo that makes an early death seem like the attractive alternative for any given day.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
are you kidding me, this sound like the kind of thing I live for. I’d have soooo much fun with that.
Every day I feel the fear before I open my email because I don’t know which of the following three emails I will find: a manufacture client crisis, an employee fuckup / resignation, or useless internal directive that means more work for me.
I hope to god my phone doesn’t ring over the weekend because I am DONE with these people for this week.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
one of these days i’ll tell you my favorite manufactured crisis fire storm… of course that taught me to never open my email before I go to the gym in the morning.
When I’m down at the customer site I run after work to make sure I don’t drink the anger out later. Last week I nearly beat my best 5k time (set in Seattle on a mild day) and it was 95+ degrees. These people are trying to kill me.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
aren’t you training for something or other as well?
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“let us compromise and use 1.5 spaces after every sentence”
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
NO DEAL!
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You drive a hard bargain. 1.667 spaces, and not a space-thousandth more!
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Throw in a sweet 4th floor office near your finest secretary and its a deal!
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You are aware, of course, that our 4th floor office, and finest secretary, is in Ohio.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m on my way!
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color me shocked...
i was all set to huff and puff about “if the Wall Street Journal uses two spaces, then that’s enough for me!” And upon closer examination, I realize the WSJ only uses one space. Maybe it’s time for me to change…
Fight the power, fiatlux!
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
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I try to do one space these days, although the two-space habit is hard to break. When you’ve got court-imposed page limits, that extra space can make all the difference.
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THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind, Scootie already posted this.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I really just focus on CGB, pretty much. We’re just doing our own thing. Every now and then I remember that we’re part of this MASSIVE 300+ organization of which 99.9% I ignore.
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you’re doing it right.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
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I think the pro sites are more likely to interact with each other. I interat with some of the Pac12 sites and thats mostly it.
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I’m 99.9% sure the feeling is mutual with other sites.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
So, they ignore CGB, bc they just want to have a very simple focus on making their own sites as good as humanly possible???
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But where do you get your Western College Hockey news?!
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
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the proper response is: “are really going to count the spaces between my sentences in each post? really?”
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Hey, you don’t have to pay for the extra bytes SBN nation must host on their servers because of people like you stuck in the past.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
One space or two after a period, though? Is there something less meaningful that exists?
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Fantasy football, obvi.
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by MR.F. on Aug 12, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The idiocy is too pure, man. You need to cut it with some household chemicals.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Twist is trying to get someone to OD on his stupidity as advertisement to the stupidity junkies.
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two, so android will automatically place a period and capitalize the next word.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
You need to dowlnoad SwiftKey.
It changed my world of texting. It’s REALLY good at predicting your next word based on your texting patterns.
Not surprisingly, a lot of my texts involve “let’s go out tonight”
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I miss my Motorola RAZR predictive text. Best predictive text I’ve ever had. I’m really tired of my iPhone judging my swearing habit.
The RAZR was very judgy of my fabrege egg habit!
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The iPhone is rather prim. Mine has learned how to autocorrect “boudin” though.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
http://www.boudinlink.com/Bayou_Boudin_WhiteBean.html
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
crackberry does the same
but actually puts two spaces.
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by Rocksanddirt on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
This.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
YOUR PROPER NOW!
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Though I am an advocate of the two, I’m impressed you could switch. I don’t I could. Too ingrained.
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For several years I wrote for a living and we had a very strict one space standard, so it was kind of beaten out of me.
Better Home & Garden was that strict?
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And the salient point from the article:
The problem with typewriters was that they used monospaced type—that is, every character occupied an equal amount of horizontal space. This bucked a long tradition of proportional typesetting, in which skinny characters (like I or 1) were given less space than fat ones (like W or M). Monospaced type gives you text that looks “loose” and uneven; there’s a lot of white space between characters and words, so it’s more difficult to spot the spaces between sentences immediately. Hence the adoption of the two-space rule—on a typewriter, an extra space after a sentence makes text easier to read. Here’s the thing, though: Monospaced fonts went out in the 1970s. First electric typewriters and then computers began to offer people ways to create text using proportional fonts. Today nearly every font on your PC is proportional. (Courier is the one major exception.) Because we’ve all switched to modern fonts, adding two spaces after a period no longer enhances readability, typographers say. It diminishes it.
i got two things out of that column.
1 – i don’t like one space. i like two spaces.
2 – I would never, under any circumstance, want to sit next to Farhad Manjoo at a dinner party.
Isn’t #2 the outcome of many a Slate article? So much earnestness in one place, it’s a wonder they don’t all explode.
And I have to admit, I just hate when “journalists” decide to lecture PR people on how they should do their job. What I hate more though, are the sycophant, friendless, pathetic PR types who then feel the need to post comments apologizing on behalf of the PR profession in agreement with the “journalist.”
I’m finding that more and more successful journalists are coming over to this side for the $$$
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No you’re right. I didn’t mean “failed” as in “bad” or “unsuccessful” journalists.
I meant the folks who didn’t like the whole “research” and “long hours” and “difficult work” of journalism went into PR.
That’s what I did :)
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And my mistress!
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AND MY BOW
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I came in from an internship and was raised in the ways of tech PR… Though not to sure how much longer I’ll last in tech PR, I’m good at it, but I’m quickly losing interest…
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same here… i mean the part about having started as an intern.
what i like about technology is you’re always learning new things and I like being able to take often arcane and obtuse technologies and information and synthesize it down to something that’s digestible for people.
I <3 my job. I get to write everyday and influence public discourse.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too!
As long as you count the Calosphere public discourse
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I absolutely agree, and I enjoy staying at the forefront of technology solutions that are solving the most pressing business pains (we do mainly enterprise/vertical tech). I just am not a big fan of the really complex tech, and then having to try and understand it enough to convince someone to write about it. Yes I see the value in the solutions, but damn can it be boring.
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but I also want to see if I can succeed in other realms, like I have in PR over the past 3 years. Also as much as I love Santa Cruz, I could go for a change after being here for 6 years…
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well I now have assoc. account execs doing a lot of the tedious BS for me, which is amazing (and ups my CGB time). But in terms of being on show floors and interacting with a bunch of media face-to-face its much easier if you have the technology down like the back of your hand…
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those aren’t mutually exclusive propositions.
and as you know, media knowledge is a mile wide but usually only an inch or two deep. So just keep that in mind. I take it you’re at an agency? When you get in house things change.
Its funny, because in-house seems much more appealing to me, but all we hear about here is how stressful and obnoxious in-house PR is, because you end up having way to many marketing and events management tasks and end up not being able to focus on actual PR. Of course this is coming from the agency that is trying to retain talent, so grain of salt and all.
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Also, you are correct on them not being mutually exclusive. I think what is really driving me to think about making a change is the desire for something different on a daily basis. I mean as much as I love CGB, I would prefer to not sit at a desk all day and my thinking is that I’m young enough to figure out how to make that happen, at least for the time being…
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I haven’t found that having a background in journalism is a good predictor for how good someone will be in PR.
The reason agencies mention so and so was with the FT when they are trying to pitch for your business isn’t so you think “wow, they must really know how to position things and understand the value of our offerings…” it’s so you’ll think “wow, we’ll have an in to their colleagues so we can get some ink in the FT.”
Most of the time neither of those thoughts would necessarily be true.
Earnestness? Really, that’s not the thing that I think of with Slate. I think the main ethos of the magazine is to try to make counter-intuitive arguments.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Say what you will about the tenets of Slate, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I just say that dinners partys are so fucking stupid. I hate dinner parties so muc
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So, you still coming to my dinner party next weekend?
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Do I have to wear pants this time??
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no, in fact you have to not wear pants. there will also be a jar for your car keys.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
What if I walk?
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we’ll find a work around
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Wasn’t the “around” I was expecting
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We all use one space at my firm.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s actually how I learned.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
What is this CBG you refer to? Or are you having another one of your “confused moments”?
p.s. just joshing, thanks again for offering to drive me to the Fresno St. game
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, what? I’m old. What’d I do?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
People of my and Scootie’s age learned the two spaces as the right way.
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I also learned the two spaces. Does that mean I’m old?
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Only if you learned on a typewriter.
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I still think of it as hitting “return” instead of “enter” on the keyboard. SADS and OLDS
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh, back in my comfort zone. But where is backslash? And what is this new delete button instead of backspace????
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
This is how I learned to type

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Lies, you weren’t but a babe when Zork was out.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope, not allowed, too hipsterish
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I miss the bell.
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And getting high off white-out.
p.s. so racis!
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
The stupid thing is that you’re not supposed to use white-out on dental charts. Totally illegal. Many of the staff were all mad at me when I informed them that they had been charting improperly for years. That was fun. Always great being the new guy and getting blamed for everything.
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I miss the keyboards that click-clack.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
I have my dad’s Underwood typewriter that his folks gave him as his high school graduation present in 1941. Whenever I play around with it, I am reminded how poor the quality of the type is and how unbelievably hard you have to push the keys down to make them type. Not to mention the annoyance of trying to correct typos.
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Yes, the world was much worse back then.
When my friends (both former journalists trying to actually make money now) got married, they had a type writer for people to write notes to them at the Reception. Annoying like pho bc it barely worked, so itd be like Co grat latio s!
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I went to a wedding in NOLA with an old typewriter. It worked well since she was a big Faulkner fan and it fit her personality.
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Wait….your date was a typewriter?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally LOL’d
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I learned 1 space.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
This does not surprise me.
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I’m the same age as Twist, though!
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh. Now I feel old.
I learned two spaces. I had a teacher even fail one of my papers for using one space. Evil lady. She had written “A,” crossed it out, then wrote “F – didn’t double space!”
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I meant two spaces.
She probably meant two spaces.
But she wrote it as double space.
Yes, I know what double spacing is.
But, as the evil (and quite possibly dumb) lady that she was, that’s what she wrote.
That class sucked.
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I thought “double-spaced” refers to the distance between the lines. Like:
These two lines are single-spaced. These two lines are single-spaced. These two lines are single-spaced. These two lines….
These two lines are double-spaced. These two lines are double-
spaced. These two lines are double-spaced. These two lines.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Some teachers really suck.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And I missed them all! DAMN YOU, MARY KAY LITORNEAU! WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE BEEN MY TEACHER???
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“He’s typing what we’re all thinking!”
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Do I? AND HOW!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I cant watch that vid, but I presume its the Simpsons ref?
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You presume good.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get it.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Some teachers really suck. Other teachers really like to suck.
Brave as a bear with a heart rare and true!
Wow, that was obscure.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it, I hadn’t gotten down here yet.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
One. Two is useless and a relic of old typewriter fonts, I believe.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure what is correct, but either way I’m going to get REALLY UPSET at EVERYONE who doesn’t do what I do!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
NO U
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Boss says one space, I use one space.
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I used two spaces, until I read that Slate article. Now I use only one. I don’t think it’s harder to read.
What?
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What?
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You tell the whole damn world this is single space territory!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
PUMP PUMP PUMP
Pats shred jags 47-13 with their 2nd and 3rd string qquarterbacks and offense

New England Patriots wide receiver Taylor Price (17) hold ups the ball to celebrate his touchdown as wide receiverd Jeremy Ross (82) and Buddy Farnham, far right, celebrate also in the first half of an NFL football game in Foxborough, Mass., Thursday, Aug. 11, 2011.
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions
NM 47-12
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve finally found something not to like about you.
sads.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Y U HAT JROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, can’t find any reason ever to root for the Patriots.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish him and Ross nothing but the best individually. That team makes me want to vomit.
#tuckrule
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe that is what CalBandGreat is doing!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
It looks like Price is dodging out of the way of Ross there
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US Skier kicked off team for peeing on 12 year old girl during a flight.
A Port Authority Police Department detective wrote in court documents that Vietze told him he had consumed five or six beers and two rum and cola cocktails before boarding the flight. He said he passed out in his seat and awoke to find himself being yelled at by the father of a 12-year-old girl.
The girl’s father told the detective that when he returned from a trip to the bathroom at 2:30 a.m., he found Vietze urinating on his daughter.
Wow. Now I’ve been stupid drunk before, but I don’t think… actually, if I was drinking Rye I could see this happening.
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Also, British youth ambassador to the Olympics convicted last night of looting in London. Niiiiiiice.
Hahahahahahahhaha. That’s priceless. At least they can say he’s representative of the British… well, English youth.
Are you as surprised as I am that nothing kicked off in Glasgow?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
SHE.
It was a girl, making it even better.
Did nothing kick off in the Gow, or was it just that they couldn’t distinguish it from any other night?
hiyo!
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Win
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Great headline. Sad story though. Obviously this guy made the decision to drink way too much, but I doubt he even remembers urinating on the poor girl.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
No more women on women violence:
When Odd Girl Out first hit book stands, it was the first text to delve into the politics of girl aggression. It was 2002, and bullying was barely on the radar: Mean Girls wouldn’t hit theaters for two more years; it was pre- “It Gets Better” project, and long before anybody would hear the story of 15-year-old Phoebe Prince (or the many bullying-related suicides that followed).
But Rachel Simmons, at the time a Rhodes scholar—with her sights on law school—had a feeling she was on to something, if for no other reason than the response she’d get from friends when she brought up the subject. When she finally sat down with a group of Washington ninth graders to talk about girl bullying—one of what would be many sit-downs like this—the depth of the topic suddenly became clear.
“Girls can turn on you for anything,” one girl offered.
“Girls are secretive,” posited another.
“Girls are manipulative,” somebody suggested.
“They destroy you from the inside,” the group said.
And then, finally: “There’s an aspect of evil in girls that isn’t in boys.”
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“Women hate women.”
-Chris Rock
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard a Louis CK line a while back… something about how men could burn your house down, rip your arm off and beat you with it, do horrible things to you, but leave your basic identity and sense of self intact, but women… “shit inside your heart”.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
The man is a genius.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, if this is true, then I must have been living in a fraternity with all girls. Also, helping co-manage a sports-related website!
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Ive found people to be people. Im not a girl so I dont know how it all works out, but Ive found guys to be just as gossipy etc etc etc as girls.
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Maybe it’s the guys you hang out with?
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
When we gonna hang out????
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I take that back. Maybe it’s the guys who are willing to hang out with you…
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
When we gonna han gout?
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People are people so why should it be you and I should get along so awfully?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold me
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Jeff Tedford. Good QB coach or GREAT QB coach???
On his first visit to Cal for summer camp while still in high school:
"I came in high school. I didn’t like it at all at first, to tell you the truth. But then I had time to see the area, and it’s where I wanted to be. Tedford is a great quarterbacks coach. Why not play for the best quarterbacks coach around?"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions
KEENAN ALLEN!
On the timing he has with Maynard:
"I don’t even have to look at him anymore. He already knows where I’m going. He knows where I’m breaking off the route, what time I’m breaking off the route."
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Moar on Moala
BERKELEY — Even just six days into camp, the legend that is Viliami Moala has so far lived up to the hype. After proving himself against the lower-string units on the California football team’s first day of full-pads practice, Moala went up against the first-team line today during three-man drills with Mustafa Jalil and high school teammate Puka Lopa on Thursday.
“We did a little drill, and Moala flashed, had a great drill,” said head coach Jeff Tedford. “We had a three-on-three drill and he was real firm in there, real strong.”
Moala reportedly stuffed upwards of five straight runs by top tailbacks and played far from nice with the linemen who tried to block him. Finally, after several failed attempts, No. 2 tailback Covaughn DeBoskie-Johnson broke through for a short gain, but didn’t get very far.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions
There was definite...cupping.
Starting tailback Isi Sofele returned to practice after getting the knots in his legs literally sucked out using a therapy known as cupping.
“He practiced all day, the calves are good,” Tedford said. “They’ve drawn those knots out. That’s what they were trying to do. They’ve got these little suction cups that they put on there and just suck them out. It creates blood flow.”
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I’m guessing that’s Blasquez right there. Did anyone else read that long article about him on Rivals?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, it’s probably a certain sports chiropractor we both know. She did cupping on my back the last time I pulled a muscle.
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Ah, awesome. Any chance it could work on your hip problem?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Already saw her. She said, “Sorry dude. I’m not your girl this time. You’re probably going to need a scope.”
I’ll find out more after the contrast media injection next Weds. It should let them visualize which muscle is actually damaged. Then, I’ll have to decide whether to live with it (if the cortisone works), or schedule the scope.
Old Toothwrangler
If it’s a muscle tear, it should heal at some point, right?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Unknown. Depends on the severity. Also depends somewhat on the cause. If there’s an irregularity in the shape of the femoral head where it enters the socket of the hipbone, then it’s just going to happen again. Kind of like how a bone spur will keep causing irritation in a tendon until it’s removed.
All I know is that it’s been more than a month, and this thing sure ain’t healing. I had to remain standing to do a bracket repair on one of our…larger…patients who can’t lie back in the chair. Just standing for a few minutes had my leg pretty irritated.
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I use cupping on my back in acupuncture appts
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by CruzinBears on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that what you do for a reach-around?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Concussions
This article also reports that Robert Mullins and Aaron Tipoti sat out yesterday’s practice with post-concussion syndrome. Mullins is expected to be back Saturday (he has no more symptoms); Tipoti’s return to practice is uncertain.
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:-/ so many concussions
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
football is hitting.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Don’t lead with the head!
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
$21.95! For that!!!
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I can make you a better knock off for less

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I would pay $21.99 for this.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
not to be a wet towel, but I hate all the “FUCK this” stuff… it’s not funny. it’s lazy. it’s crass (in a not good way). I cringe when i see that stuff.
by fiatlux on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The DBD is no place for reasonable talk like this.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Actually, it’s just a custom-made shirt for Scootie.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Aug 12, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh the DBD sweatshop manufactures a variety of shirts for everyone

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I might be willing to pay $22.99 for this.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
This would go well in atoms’ closet next to his “suck a dildo” graphic tee!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
z

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’m not exactly sure what phrase that’s referencing.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
lol I see
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this post!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I’m not sure I understand what the “it” is referring to.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
This DBD

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
wut wut?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Is there an app/browser/plugin/program/tool that I can use to erase the Nestea ads? They are so fucking slow to load and make me look like a pedo at work.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
w/latest firefox?
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
The pedo problem can be solved by shrinking your browser window to hide them.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s that about shrinkage?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
as long as women don’t know about it!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn I think I just need to have 2 browser windows open, a CGB window and a regular window. a ton of our work apps are web based and I need the big screen.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
This.
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Idiot of the Day (NSFW)
Just days before the Dougherty Gang allegedly robbed a Georgia bank last week — the lady of the bunch stripped down to her birthday suit for a hardcore XXX photo shoot.
29-year-old Lee Grace Dougherty — a sometime professional exotic dancer — was approached by some friends who host poker games … who asked if she would waitress at their events and pose nude for their promotional materials. Lee obliged … and over the past 6 weeks, she posed for a series of VERY revealing pictures which give the term “photo spread” a whole new meaning.
Rishi’s next girlfriend
An 83-year-old Santa Ana great-grandmother is making national headlines for getting breast implants.
Marie Kolstad, of Orange County, is the mother of four, the grandmother of 13 and great-grandmother to 12.
Last month, Kolstad decided she needed a little boost in her breasts. So she spent $8,000 for a three-hour procedure.
She figured her family wouldn’t approve, so she didn’t tell them about the surgery until a day before she was scheduled to go under the knife.
Well, without having clicked, and trying to be as non-judgmental as possible, I can imagine that an 83-year-old lady might be experiencing some saggyness and maybe she just had enough.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it’s a good idea for someone that old to go under the knife for unnecessary elective surgery. She’s lucky there weren’t any severe complications.
NO MORE BONES ON BONES VIOLENCE
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Really a variety of reasons. First is laziness. Sheer laziness.
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At the Fourth of July parade, the old guy that was leading the phonez in their run around tripped over someone that was lying on the ground. Both turned out to be OK.
:(!
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I feel like I need to see how that turned out.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Where did he get that pretty hat!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
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Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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Make it rain!

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions
Off to the golf course
Any lines you want me to use on the cart girl? Ohio Bear will email them to me.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
“Don’t make me introduce you to Rishi”
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
CALumbus Bear volunteereed my services without checking with me first
But he just called me from the road. He told me to get my ass back to the DBD and e-mail him any lines for the cart girl.
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“Can you teach me how to play a real sport?”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No need to bash on golf, it’s not a sport, it’s a hobby.
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Joseph Smith

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
What Gets Me Pumped You Ask?
Only this….“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
by GoldenEsquire on Aug 12, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
THAT IS GOOD
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
U ARE GOOD
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
NO MORE LAWYER ON LAWYER VIOLENCE:
Companies used to depend on elite law firms to train new lawyers they could bring in-house years down the road.
Now, some are just doing it themselves, hiring directly from law-school campuses rather than recruiting lawyers who had previously spent a few years at a major firm. These companies are growing weary of paying high hourly rates for inexperienced law-firm associates.
Hewlett-Packard Co. was one of the first known companies to bypass law firms in recruiting new lawyers.
“I think it’s the wave of the future,” said Michael Holston, H-P’s general counsel.
With the downturn in the economy, some law firms were sharply downsizing their student hiring, and this created an opportunity for H-P to go directly to the law schools instead, he said.
Billing for work by junior lawyers at law firms has long been a major profit center for law firms. The average hourly rate for a non-partner associate lawyer at a law firm rose to $378 in the second quarter, from $338 three years earlier, according to data from Peer Monitor, a unit of Thomson Reuters. The current average hourly rate for first-year associates at law firms is $283, it says.
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Great
Now I’ll never get an in-house job. :-(
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But how will these idiot companies EVER learn how to properly write a contract?!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever considered therapy?
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But then his CGB handle would be totes false.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like someone just lost out on a job to a 1st year bar grad!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The bar grad even had his own business card with recipes!
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The Bartini?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So, yes?
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That sucks, I’m sorry!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t be sorry. Therapy could be really good for you.
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Believe it or not, I just got through a year of physical therapy on my shoulder, and it did wonders. You are 100% correct.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay. It was just a suggestion. Obviously it is a decision only you can make. But with the right therapist, and a person who is able to be open to it, it really can help.
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Did you hear me? I know! I have full range of motion now…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have a full range of emotion?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
E-motion?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I heard E puts holes in your brain.
[cue argument from last week]
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
THEY’RE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS WITH FLU SHOTS AND FLOURIDATED WATER
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Corrupting our precious bodily fluids!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
She runs her own firm? How could she lose out on a job to another attorney? Did the 1st year attorney do a hostile takeover of CalBear81 Law Offices????
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The first year attorney tackled me in the aisle and rushed up to the podium ahead of me to argue my latest case before the California Supreme Court. It was pretty embarrassing.
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You couldn’t Marshawn him????
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The Chief Justice flagged me for a facemask.
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You couldnt Marshawn her?
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Perhaps you should sign up for a continuing education class on appellate law. They can explain the meaning of the term “Chief Justice.”
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LOOK I JUST WANT TO MARSHAWN SOMEBODY, I DONT CARE WHO IT IS, JUST PUT SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY IN FRONT OF ME
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You’re saying that you’d Marshawn a 12 YEAR OLD GIRL?!?!??
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But not pee on her
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Without looking it up, does “Chief Justice” mean, “One who is not Marshawn-able”?
/reading comprehension
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
They probably won’t.
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ATTN: DC TROJAN
Control your strange football team:
I’m not sure what’s worse, the dancing or the interview on the couch.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Not sure if want olinemen doing party boy dance

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Can't wait for OSU in 2012
I just got back from N. Ca. on Monday and can’t wait for the Ohio State game next year.
One thing we did was visit colleges and took 1/2 the Cal tour and walked by Memorial and checked out the construction. My kids can’t wait to go to the OSU game next year. They’ll be so excited to watch a Cal sporting event.
I even took some of the cool weather back with me to Ky.
by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
GO BEARS!
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On 17?
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No
GO BEARS ON π!
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
GO BEARS ON e?
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GO BEARS ON THE 1000TH POST OF THIS DBD! GO BEARS ON THE 1000TH POST OF THIS DBD!!!
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1
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
100's!
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
“GO FIATLUX!”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
If FiatLux goes to the OSU game, we’ll have to have him lead some cheers. I should be there unless my son has has to move into college that weekend (if he doesn’t get into Cal).
Another friend is planning on going to the game and also had classes with FiatLux.
by HeyAlumniGo on Aug 12, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. If you go to the game you will be there. That is accurate.
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Hey, did you go to Campo? How did you end up in Ky?
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Yes I did go to Campo and graduated in ’88. We decided to sell the house, take the money, and RUN. It was in ’04 so it was just about the right time.
Oh shit, you sold a Moraga home in 2004??? Can I be in your Will?
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PS How close to the Golf Course were you? Obvi no need to give away street address, but the other Moragaians all live like 0-1 miles away.
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I dont like your part of town. Im still scarred from JM! RHEEMELEMENTARY4LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
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PS You were a solid kid if you could walk from Sanders Ranch to CP!
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That was after I started HS. I had a couple of friends live there. I remember one friend knew someone who lived right by Timmy Hardaway.
And then he left, but Todd Fuller moved in, so thats kind of the same thing!
Are you saying Sanders Ranch didnt exist until the early 90s? What was there before?
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I had a wry smile on my face when I typed that.
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This is how I looked
But skinnier

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Woah, skinnier???
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Jst wait until they develop Canyon!
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They’d have to get rid of the Pot growers first. I was talking with friends about the one homeless guy that lived in Canyon that we would see walking to the old Luckys store and back.
I read a book on CoCoCounty history and Canyon was completely deforested by 1860s. All those tree are newer treees (in the sense that they are only 150+ years old). Apparently, the tree back in the diz-zay were hella tall. HELLA!
You are referring to the Canyon Critter.
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How do you know Dumpster Muffin WASNT there?
I figure shes an undead vampire over 1,000 years old!
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Yes very tall, I think we read the same book… They were used to navigate ships through the mouth of the bay they were so tall!
And homeless guy isn’t really homeless, he just hangs out around town and hitchhikes back into canyon.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
We did read the same book!
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THE Nort Thornton?!?!
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Yes, former Cal men’s swim coach Nort Thornton, this really shouldn’t surprise you though.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Me

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Was Nort short for Norton? Norton Thornton?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I woulda gone to LP if it was open at that time. It didnt open until 97, but I did my Eagle Scout project there.
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Really?
My last DBD was about how I chose my outfit for a wedding and my plans to draw as much attention to myself as possible (at my best friend’s wedding, mind you) and pick up as many girls as possible.
I’m clearly a terrible person.
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Um, what about any of that is terrible, and not awesome?
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The part where I don’t celebrate the holy matrimony of marriage? How should I know?!
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On that topic, now that this person is married, doesn’t that make them your former best friend?
by Missing Barry on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Interestingly enough
She’s the exception. She’s the one friend of mine that works better in a relationship than not in one. And when in a relationship, knows how to balance friends with the boy.
Might have to revisit this topic after DBD 6.22.14 WHAT THE HELL DO I DO AT A BABY SHOWER?!?!?!
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Skip it.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, the trend of dudes being invited to baby showers has got to stop.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
This. Guys shouldn’t be included in baby showers. Or bridal showers. Anything where gifts are given called a “shower,” basically.
I agree. Such showers tend to be awkward and uncomfortable for all concerned.
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Very much so. The only baby shower that worked is one that my dental school buddy threw.
The girls all went to one side of the house for their…whatever.
The guys hung out around the grill, watched football, and drank beer.
Old Toothwrangler
I went to one a month or so ago, and it was actually awesome. Mixed guys and girls, it was the woman’s 3rd kid so it wasn’t all “OOoooooOOHHH a BABYYYY” more like “just gimme the jammies and let’s eat some cake.” It was a big potluck BBQ with good food in a park, we played frisbee and tennis and the mom was chuffed just to see her friends.
I do suspect that occasions like this are the exception not the rule.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s the problem. It is the exception. One of my buddies threw a 1st birthday party for his kid. Thought it would be pretty awful, but made the 90 min drive anyhow. Turns out, it was just an excuse to BBQ and to celebrate the fact that the mother of said child didn’t have to breast feed (and was actually celebrating her being reunited with booze).
That being said, this is a couple that brews their own, have 5 homebrews chilling at their house in a room dedicated to being a bar/lounge.
Why?
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I’m really afraid I’m going to make one too many “Maybe the dingo ate your baby” jokes.
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In that case, go.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean 1?
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I’ve now spent about half an hour reading about such topics as the Azaria Chamberlain disappearance, dingos, Tasmanian Tigers and Devils, lawsuits with Warner Brothers regarding said Devil, and now Red Foxes. Freaking wikipedia.
No Meryl Streep?
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rawrrrrrah rahhhhhhhhr rawhrrrrrr raaaaaaa get crunk
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That looks like a bottle of Arizona iced tea, but with a poison sticker on it.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
is it me or does moala's face look kinda like taz from this angle

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW IS BABBY FORMED??
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB width height and girth

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
You’re blowing my mindhole.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Work = 1440 × 900
Laptop = 1366 × 768
Desktop = 1680 × 1050
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What’s 2560 × 1440? That shit crazy yo.
Also, thanks Redonk. Having this on my screen makes it seem like I’m working.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
2560 × 1440
as prolly Rishi running on a bloomberg terminal
Dual 1280 x720 monitors
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m 1440 × 900
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, girth truly is important to you! You live what you speak.
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*is
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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
There are more than 12 commenters? What the hell?
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Lurkers! I feel like an exhibitionist. Hot.
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Tablets?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
300x300x300
Was prolly triangle man

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by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he hat particle man?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
They had a fight, triangle won.
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by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Miscellaneous????
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monitor resolutions of people visiting cgb
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
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interesting. is this self-reported? How did you get that information?
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Raven
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A raven brought it to him
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I assume that every time a page loads it can keep track of the stats of the local computer requirements. Things like IP address/browser/operating system/monitor resolution.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I assume that Twist gets into the trees outside all of our homes and offices, and looks through our windows with binoculars to check out our screen resolutions.
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I have my assistants do that.
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I was wondering what nick was doing in my trees last night.
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Try to take over the world?
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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t realize my trees had that kind of power.
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Maybe your mice do...

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by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed

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like this?

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This article was surprisingly disturbing
The 6 Deadliest Animals Too Adorable to Run Away From
When a pair of giant otters see a caiman basking on the shore, they might start pawing at the reptile’s tail, apparently just for shits and giggles. Maybe the caiman takes the hint and pisses off, but more likely it will turn around and attack. The otters will dodge, then have a go at the tail again. And again. Until the caiman is too tired to fight back. Then they calmly eat the caiman alive. Starting with the damn tail.
I never thought I’d feel sorry for a Caiman…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QntHH614Iak
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Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
So, for all that excitement this week the dow is only down 1.5% or so? I hope media companies managed to get some good profits off all that.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Rishi is so happy with himself right now!
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$5 tickets to tonight's A's game
The Game is reporting that if you walk up to the box office and say you heard it on The Game, you can get $5 Outfield Plaza (Mt. Davis) tickets.
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Penn State Players All Worried They’re Going To Be The One Who Accidentally Kills Joe Paterno
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Hospitalized after a receiver crashed into him on the field last Sunday, Joe Paterno’s return to practice Wednesday came as a vast relief to Penn State players, all of whom live in constant fear of being the one who inevitably kills the 84-year-old head coach.
"Every day we go to the field worried about which one of us will accidentally bump into Coach, cause his entire body to fall apart, and kill him," senior defensive end Jack Crawford said. "There’s no doubt we are going to be the ones responsible for his death. That’s inevitable. It’s just a question of who and when."
"At this point, it’s part of the Happy Valley tradition," Crawford added. “No names on the jerseys, ringing the victory bell, and being very, very careful not to be the reason Coach Paterno dies.”
Watch out, Twist!
Obama Proposes Tax Increase On Meanest 2% Of Population
WASHINGTON—In the latest administration initiative meant to reassure citizens nervous about the slow pace of economic recovery, President Obama proposed a tax hike this week for the shittiest, most self-absorbed 2 percent of Americans. “In challenging times like this, I believe it is only fair that our country’s hugest jerks should bear the largest share of the tax burden,” Obama said of the increase that will reportedly affect those who cut people off in traffic as well as those who point and laugh when they see someone fall down. “Hopefully, this proposal will serve as a wake-up call to people who behave in ways that are totally uncool yet who never seem to pay a price for it.” The increase has been widely criticized by Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) as well as an estimated 97 percent of the nation’s wealthiest citizens.
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10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week

Since 2000, bears have been responsible for 34 human deaths in North America. Sharks have only been responsible for 13, and some of those are debatable. Eric Reichard’s death is included in that statistic, but, officially, he drowned after his diving regulator fell out of his mouth during a fight with a shark. There’s a difference. Surfer Courtney Marcher is listed as a shark death, but there’s no hard evidence and she had a history of epilepsy. Every person that was killed by a bear was killed by a bear. Bear’s don’t get assists from the ocean.
Obviously, it takes more than efficient human-eating to make for a great week of television. Bears aren’t even the number-one human killers. Mosquitoes take that trophy. Even deer kill more humans per year than bears and sharks, simply by wandering into traffic. Maybe you could get a malaria special or highway dangers documentary out of that, but I’m already bored. I want Discovery Channel shows about an animal that is both murderous and adorable. I want Bear Week.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
So awesome.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If bears fuck more people than sharks
Does that make them lazy?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Uncle Ted gets trolled
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Nic from Tampa writes: Your crazy! Don’t even put the pac12 and the SEC in the same sentence. Just look at the NFL. It’s all SEC!!!! Do any soft pac12 players even play in the NFL? Your an idiot, by the way and every body makes fun of you SEC message boards, I hope you know!
Ted Miller: Sniffle.
Nic, you hurt my feelings, but I suspect that was your purpose. You’re pointing out things in your note I must acknowledge. You’re spot on. I respect your opinions. I respect your ability to put me in my place.
But your note did get me to thinking.
Do any Pac-12 players really play in the NFL? So I racked my brain for exactly 17 minutes and came up with an All-Pac-12 NFL team (Pac-12 fans, I did this quickly, so feel free to chime in your opinions).
Offense
QB Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay (California)
RB Maurice Jones-Drew, Jacksonville (UCLA)
RB Steven Jackson, St. Louis (Oregon State)
WR DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia (California)
WR Chad Ochocinco, New England (Oregon State)
TE Marcedes Lewis, Jacksonville (UCLA)
OL Sam Baker, Atlanta (USC)
OL Alex Mack, Cleveland (California)
OL Ryan Kalil, Carolina (USC)
OL Jordan Gross, Carolina (Utah)
OL Andre Gurode, Dallas (Colorado)
Defense
DL Haloti Ngata, Baltimore (Oregon)
DL Tyson Alualu, Jacksonville (California)
DL Sedrick Ellis, New Orleans (USC)
LB Desmond Bishop, Green Bay (California)
LB Clay Matthews, Green Bay (USC)
LB Lance Briggs, Chicago (Arizona)
LB Terrell Suggs, Baltimore (Arizona State)
CB Nnamdi Asomugha, Oakland (California)
CB Antoine Cason, San Diego (Arizona)
S Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh (USC)
S Jairus Byrd, Buffalo (Oregon)
Couple of thoughts.
Man, Oregon has been a safety factory of late. Picked Byrd, who played corner for the Ducks, but could have gone with T.J. Ward or Patrick Chung also.
After Ngata, defensive line wasn’t easy to put together. That is one position where the SEC has a clear edge on everybody.
Lots of All-Pros here. Some might argue that Rodgers, Ngata, Matthews, Suggs, Asomugha and Polamalu are the best at their positions in the NFL.
But, really, none of these guys exist. I just made them up.
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Oooh, that sounds like a fun exercise…. For the record that’s:
Cal 6
USC 5
Arizona 2
Oregon State 2
Oregon 2
UCLA 2
Arizona State 1
Colorado 1
Utah 1
Washington 0
Washington State 0
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, you forget to mention...
that Stanf*rd had 0 in Uncle Ted’s list.
Clearly indicating that Stanf*rd had 0 is better than not indicating Stanf*rd at all and leaving peeps to wonder, “What about the ’Furd?”
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Haha, I completely forgot about Stanfurd, probably because they don’t matter.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
by atomsareenough on Aug 15, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Whose crazy?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OUR crazy!
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s got to be a better WR than Ochocinco from the Pac-12, right?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Possibilities besides Ocho
Mike Thomas, Jacksonville (Arizona)
Steve Smith, Philadelphia (USC) — injured now, though. Had a great season 2 years ago.
Steve Smith, Carolina (Utah)
Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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Yeah, that list looks really soft to me. Pac-12 sucks!
Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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I wish you much happiness.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
over this hour.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
A's sign Phil Garner
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP)—Former manager Phil Garner is now a special adviser to the Oakland Athletics, his first major league club.
General manager Billy Beane made the announcement Friday, when the A’s were set to open a weekend series against the first-place Texas Rangers. Garner, an ex-infielder, broke into the big leagues with Oakland in 1973.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
Haha, maybe that’s more accurate.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
by atomsareenough on Aug 12, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, Rishi's gone...
Cal alum and all-around journalistic badass Mike Silver asks, Why is Alex Smith still the 49ers’ QB, anyway?
SANTA CLARA, Calif. – Of all the cutting-edge calls contained in the playbook Jim Harbaugh brought down the peninsula from Stanford to the head coach’s office at the San Francisco 49ers’ headquarters, none was more surprising than his decision to give Alex Smith a copy last April.
…As Smith said earlier this week from 49ers training camp, where he is still the team’s starting quarterback against all odds, "Yeah, who knew? It’s funny how things work out."
The humor was lost on legions of frustrated 49ers fans, who lusted over Harbaugh’s collegiate success only to learn that the New Andrew Luck was the same old same old. To them, it was as if the spacey valet-parking dude who kept denting Escalades and Benzes had just been handed the keys to the whole hotel operation.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
49ers got destroyed.
Cam Jordan even took down Kaepernick at least once lol.
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dun dun daaaaa daaaaaaa da du dun da dun da da da

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Barry wanted Rodgers traded to Chicago
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Aug 12, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That ESPN article was profoundly dumb. What insight are we supposed to glean from a list of teams that have finished lower in the polls at the end of the season than where they started? That’s basically the extent of the analysis.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
The point of ESPN articles aren’t to give you any insight. The point of the article is to promote ESPN’s business.
by Missing Barry on Aug 15, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm filing this under wtf.
Student Rhiannon Brooksbank-Jones dreams of living and working in South Korea once she finishes university, even though she has never visited the country.
But while taking language lessons, the 19-year-old found that she couldn’t pronounce certain crucial sounds in the Korean alphabet.
Her dentist suggested it may be because she was born with a slightly shorter than average tongue, caused by having an unusually thick lingual frenulum – the flap of skin that joins the underside of the tongue to the floor of the mouth.
Language barrier: Rhiannon had her tongue lengthened by one centimetre to help her pronounce Korean words
Language barrier: Rhiannon Brooksbank-Jones, from Nottingham, had her tongue lengthened by 1cm to help her pronounce Korean words
After discussing the matter with her parents and language tutor, Rhiannon decided to undergo an operation to correct the condition, despite the fact it has never caused her any problems in speaking English.
She underwent a lingual frenectomy, which involves making an incision in the flap of skin. As a result, Rhiannon’s tongue is now about 1cm longer, and she can say words that were impossible before.
She even dresses and does her hair like a Korean girl.
California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!
by atomsareenough on Aug 13, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It should probably surprise no one that the media is seriously over-sensationalizing this procedure. Her actual tongue length is not changing; the range of motion is changing.
Normally, I’d apologize on behalf of the dental profession, but since this is in Britain, it doesn’t count.
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80s dancing
Every Friday night in Portland I dance to 80s pop tunes while the videos are playing on a big screen. Beer in hand, of course.
THAT gets me pumped.
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
Then you should make a trip to Portland
It’s THAT good. Literally, ALL the videos play on the big screen while the music is pumping. Good times for sure. NYC has an 80’s club, too. Rumor has it DC does, but I couldn’t find it last I was there.
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
Was there any point in the 80s at which you were alive?
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No, but the music makes we WISH I'd graduated from Berkeley High in '85.....
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
Late to the topic, but here's one thing that gets me pumped up: Boxing
Until something like this happens and I have to confront the fact that one of my favorite sports is controlled by thieves, liars, con-men, and the blatantly incompetent.
That was a fight which I had really been looking forward to, because King Kong Agbeko has a heart as big as the entire world and Mares is slick, technical, and isn’t afraid to mix it up. But Mares has a well-known problem with hitting below the belt, and after warning Mares multiple times for doing just that referee Russel Mora just decided he didn’t give a damn and was going to let Mares do what he wanted to do. In the eleventh round Mares punched Agbeko directly in the cup in a move that would have gotten any other fighter docked points or DQ’d, but when Agbeko dropped to a knee he found himself being counted out as though he had been knocked down by a clean punch.
The fans, Agbeko’s corner, and even the announcers were about ready to riot at that point but the damage was done and Mares was given the decision when the fight went to the cards after the end of the 12th round. This has been a very bad summer for boxing in my opinion—incompetent or biased refereeing and judging in damn near every HBO/Showtime fight, but this is a fight that’s going to be remembered for the wrong reasons for a long time.
It’s a damn shame too—take away the low blows and execrable officiating and you’re left with a very good fight.
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It was fantastic."
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GO BEARS
(Can’t believe the DBD has been sitting at 999 for so long)
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