You know us Berkeleyans.  We put on our happy, happy face for one day, but then that's over and we go back to being the socialist communist Kenyans that we all are!  I like to hate America, but I can't do it on July 4th, the least America-hatting day around!  You gotta cover up your anti-America spirit for at least one day.

What did you do to pretend to like America this weekend in between reading Engels last Thursday and proclaiming your love for Trotsky today???