Because, if so, we need it and we need it now.
If you are confused as to wtf is going on (and the first time is really confusing), watch this video.
Both are PG. Both evoke a confusing mixture of emotions. The first one will haunt your dreams. I do not embed them here, bc embedding videos in a DBD Fanpost has been shown to make it difficult for those reading this in IE to read the DBD. Enjoy!