Can a Prince outkick his coverage? Or is that impossible by royal fiat?
An estimated two billion people around the world -- TWO BILLION! -- are following today's nuptials.
But first things first. The Queen had to get some formalities out of the way at 8:00 GMT this morning:
08.00: Prince William is given the title of the Duke of Cambridge by the Queen. Kate Middleton will become Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge on her marriage. William has also become the Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus.
Well, la dee da. Baron Carrickfergus is even better than Baron Davis.