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DBD 4.13.2011 Sh*t 49er16's Dad Says

Last Saturday I traveled to my parents house because my brother was celebrating his birthday and then on Sunday we would travel to San Francisco for the Giants-Cardinals game. I watched the Giants game with my father and would type what he was saying during the Giants game in the open thread over at McCovey Chronicles. A reply from our very own norcalnick to one of my dad's comments said this, "#shit49er16sdadsays." That gave me an idea, I should write down all the quotes my dad has said over the years to me. Some of his quotes are very mean spirited but hopefully you'll have a good laugh.

"She's so ugly, she would make a freight train take a dirt road."

"He could chew on a corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence."

"He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn." He was talking about Alex Smith when he said that.

"There's nothing better than fishing and drinking a High Ball."

"He sucks." My dad has said that about a lot of athletes over the years. Aaron Rowand, Alex Smith, Kevin Riley, you name it.

"Chicken shit mother fucker." Said anytime he gets frustrated.

"Ah jeez" Said anytime he gets frustrated.

"You can't have more going out then what is coming in." Background to this quote. During the beginning of my Freshman year at Sacramento State I didn't have a job yet. I bounced a check paying for groceries and my bank notified my dad. He lectured me about how you can't spend more than what you are making.

Okay so those quotes suck. He's still my father though and I love the man because he was the one who gave me my love for Cal football when he took me to a game at Memorial Stadium in the early 90's. For that, I'm forever thankful to him.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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