As we all expected, the Dodgers beat up on the lowly, they-can-never-win, ha-ha-they-don't-have-any-world-series-championships Giants. I mean, pretty much everyone expected this, because let's face it, the stupid Giants' pitcher hadn't even won the Cy Young last year. What a lousy pitcher!
New Dodgers Manager Don Mattingly proved he doesn't just look good in a mullett, he also may be the best manager EVAIR.
What a soul patch!
Sure, the Dodgers made it interesting by allowing total hack Pat "the idi-at" Burrell to hit a line drive homer off heart-attack-inducing closer Jonathan Broxton.
You stay classy, Pat!
I think we can all rest easy that after last season's debacle of a post-season, all is now right with the world, at least for today.
Final image, because it is so awesome: