As we all expected, the Dodgers beat up on the lowly, they-can-never-win, ha-ha-they-don't-have-any-world-series-championships Giants. I mean, pretty much everyone expected this, because let's face it, the stupid Giants' pitcher hadn't even won the Cy Young last year. What a lousy pitcher!
New Dodgers Manager Don Mattingly proved he doesn't just look good in a mullett, he also may be the best manager EVAIR.
What a soul patch!
Sure, the Dodgers made it interesting by allowing total hack Pat "the idi-at" Burrell to hit a line drive homer off heart-attack-inducing closer Jonathan Broxton.
You stay classy, Pat!
I think we can all rest easy that after last season's debacle of a post-season, all is now right with the world, at least for today.
Final image, because it is so awesome:
Dodgers: Great team, or Greatest Team?
Great Team (2 votes)
Greatest Team (5 votes)
Giants Suck (oooh, hope you didn't vote too early) (12 votes)
Why the heck does someone from Ohio like the Dodgers? (Because they're awesome, that's why!) (13 votes)
32 total votes