Stanford Athletes Can No Longer Take Easy Classes, Just Get Easy Grades
In a welcome sign that the Stanford Cardinal athletes have decided to come back down the level of their student peers, a number of classes designed for their benefit have been eliminated. That way, students and student-athletes can enjoy the benefits of grade inflation together in the same classes.
"I'm really proud of the university for taking this stance." New football head coach David Shaw stated. "Now all of the students at Stanford can coast through college equally without having to worry about studying hard. This is the type of progressive measure we need to ensure we stay at the cutting edge of what defines a Stanford student."
Guard Jeremy Green was reached at the Pac-10 tournament: "I like this measure. Why should I take something as simple as Beginning Improvising when I can take something like Chem 32 and get the same grade for the same amount of effort? That seems inefficient. I'm glad Stanford is making me reopen my eyes to the vast opportunities out there to really challenge myself to get the most impressive looking 4.0 GPA imaginable."
"Hey man, this is cool." Commented senior wideout standout Chris Owusu. "Dropping something like Social Dances two weeks before finals was getting embarrassing. Now I can just drop Math 51 instead like the rest of the guys here who end up getting locked inside their dorms for a few weeks. At least I can make people think I was really struggling and had a legit excuse for dropping down."
Jim Harbaugh, who we caught up to while diving into a big pile of money in his private pool at his South Bay mansion, had this to say. "Imagine if I could've added on my resume that everyone passed through quantum physics. They would've allowed me to coach Michigan and the 49ers at the same time because everyone would have been impressed at just how good a multi-tasker I was. Harbaugh you genius!"
Andrew Luck, supposed 1st pick in next year's NFL draft (and this one's too, except he decided to skip out on it to get an unaccredited architecture degree), made this statement: "And people wonder why I'd ever want to leave Stanford. Why try to succeed on the biggest stage when I can spend another year bullying the rest of college football? Besides, I need to grade inflate my NFL draft measurables."
"It wouldn't be the Stanford Cardinal way otherwise."
What was the easiest class you took at Cal?
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What was the easiest class you took at Cal?
Its got to be one of those seminar classes available to freshman, where you get to know the professors. (20 students/1 professor).
I took a Civil Engineering Seminar (1-unit), just watch video and discuss once a week. no HW.
As far as a real class, a 6-unit College Writing class or Math 16B were the easiest for me.
Easiest class?
the question made my mind rush back to all of “hardest classes”: a dead-heat between fluid mechanics and ChE thermodynamics. The material wasn’t that impenetrable: but the lecturers were…
Yep.
Fluid Mechanics took the cake.
And then ate it. In front of me.
I agree to the impenetrable lecturers too, Prof. Savas was just not understandable. For the final, I watched soem lectures for the same class and MIT, and I was so angry that they made it seem so comparatively easy to understand. Le sigh…
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by EchoOfSilence on Mar 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
Easiest - Poli Sci 3: basically it was statistics for social sciences
probably easier than Astro 10.
Is this the point where I say how difficult PS3 was for us PoliSci majors? Or, at least, this PoliSci major?
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i was a poli sci major too
though i think i applied to cal as a math major.
Political Science 3 is definitely an uneven experience
If you have some background in statistics, PS3 is merely a review and some introductory game theory, otherwise it can be a roller coaster at the mercy of GSIs.
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Now a grad student at Stanford. I am a TA right now and I can confirm that these kids are definitely coddled. They understand very little (my peers at Cal I think were much more competent in an analogous course) and all did pretty poorly on the midterm. They will probably all get B+’s and A-’s. It really bothers me.
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by ava1anche69 on Mar 9, 2011 2:23 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
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by EchoOfSilence on Mar 9, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Cal undergrad / Stanford grad
I completely blew an engineernig final at Stanford, and still got a B in the class. Then again, I’m really smart and I’m sure I deserved at least a B no matter what.
At Cal, I took a recycling (as in cans and bottles) class for upper-division credit. I guess I had a crisis of confidence at the time, and was training to be a homeless person. But it was pass/fail.
In fairness, I must mention that there were were some pretty fricking hard classes at both schools. A Ph.D.-level fluid mechanics class comes to mind at Stanford. At Cal? jeez, I could take my pick. how about Math 50B. just getting a decent grade in any lower division technical class was a lot of work.
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by Ohio Bear on Mar 9, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not that I'm defending 'Furd but
this is really a non-issue for me. So they compiled a list of “easy” classes for student-athletes, but there are such a list that exists for every school. We all know that certain professors give either easier tests or require lower quality work for a higher grader. It’s inevitable.
The fact that a school would cuddle their student-athletes is no news. Plus, as we all already know (and have been pointed out a few times), grade inflation at a top private university is pretty much expected.
It's a nonstory
But a chance to mock the Furd over a nonstory is still priceless.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Plus, they always go on and on about how rigorous their requirements are for athletes.
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by CalBear81 on Mar 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
It’s this for me. If they weren’t so f**king sanctimonious about how “difficult” their school is, when the only difficult thing is getting in, and then only if you are a non-athlete, I wouldn’t revel in the schadenfreude. As much. Probably.
by Scootie on Mar 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I think there is also something to be said about a school formally endorsing an easier schedule, everyone probably does it under the table but there is a difference
by GoldenBear8933 on Mar 9, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Freshman athlete orientation mid-90s
I was with the water polo team and we were with a group of football players in some orientation writing out our proposed fall schedule. One of my buddies had a “soft” schedule and I recall the administrator looking it over and saying, “Now, that is a good schedule.” Then everyone crowded around him to see what he had.
not counting DeCal, I had
a few pretty easy classes as a Mass Comm major. One was on the history of Los Angeles… quite a few athletes in that one, most notably Tony Gonzales. I don’t remember the name of the class, I think it was in Sociology dept.
by C98 on Mar 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Most of my Dutch literature classes were pretty easy. The Dutch department was so happy to have people take their classes that they didn’t want to frighten anybody away. Although I suppose the classes would have been harder if I had not been able to read Dutch.
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Third World Cinema- Prof. Albert Johnson (RIP)
My brother went to Cal a decade before me and recommended this class as an “easy A” class.
I think the requirements were a paper and mandatory film watching. Some great films, too.
Do they still have this class?
It's so nice to see Stanfurd getting some well-deserved publicity!
It is so adorable that they were able to get all 9 the furd football fans together for a group photo!!
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by CruzinBears on Mar 9, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
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Fail a class at Stanfurd?
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by CalBear81 on Mar 9, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Get a fully accredited architecture degree at Stanford?
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by TwistNHook on Mar 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
or even stanfurd for that matter!
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by CruzinBears on Mar 9, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Isn’t there also an Astro class at Cal with that moniker/
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by atomsareenough on Mar 9, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Geology 10
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
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by natteringnabob on Mar 9, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Astro 8
Was just called “Stars” as I recall… (it’s been a while and I actually have to admit I took that class)….didn’t take any “guts” during grad school at Cal though ;-))
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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Mar 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST reply actions
I don’t remember being too stretched by Sociology of Sport from Harry Edwards. I do remember Barry Tompkins came in to lecture. He was in between TV gigs and was doing some documentary work at the time.
Everyone in my fraternity returning from AP and the inevitable semester/year at DVC ended up in that class.
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by natteringnabob on Mar 9, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Sociology 113
My fondest memory from that class (it fulfulled some breadth requirement for the college of engineering, btw) was the discussion of John Coltrane. Yes. In a class that would combine sociology and sports.
Anyway, we were part of the way through the biography of Coltrane that was required reading. Lots of talk about all the drugs he did. That was the one thing i took away from the book. Drugs = awesome jazz
So some idiot raises his hand during lecture— in big ol’ Pimentel, mind you— and asks Dr. Edwards innocently, “Did John Coltrane do a lot of drugs?”
Dead silence. Then uproarious laughter.
Dr. Edwards looked at the rest of the lecture hall as if to share a secret with us. “Umm… yes, he did.”
And that was how I learned that there really was such a thing as a dumb question.
(and no, the moron in the story was not myself. my engineering instincts kept me quiet in these classes)
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lecture and lab were my hardest classes at Cal. Most lower division sciences were pretty tough, mostly because i would be drunk at a football/basketball game while most of the other students would be in VLSB studying.
Also, any class in Evans made me depressed. They weren’t the hardest classes, but they were definitely the saddest.
Did you have Meighan for 1AL? Because I think he makes everything way harder than it should be. I took 1A/1AL last semester.
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hated that guy SO MUCH! I got C’s in both lab and lecture, probably more my fault since I didn’t study much but i guess i had to choose someone to hate haha.
He’s still teaching the lab? damn… I graduated MCB in 2009 btw.
by ucsdgoldenbear on Mar 9, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
Current student here and the easiest class I've taken is...
PACS 10 with Prof. Zook
i liked zook’s courses. easy courses, but learned a lot in them. took a human rights and south east asia area studies course.
by j.lee on Mar 9, 2011 4:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Ron Zook teaches at Cal?!?!?
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by TwistNHook on Mar 9, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
my easiest courses were always my korean language and literature courses only ‘cause i already knew the language. didn’t feel bad about taking them; not many people were taking the classes anyways. maybe 10-13 per. but did get me to use a less colloquial, slang filled korean daily.
by j.lee on Mar 9, 2011 4:46 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Ethnic Studies 109
History 5 with dear Professor Slottman.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
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May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
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by natteringnabob on Mar 9, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
Is there a Sociology 3?
Whatever it was, it was with Prof. Todd Gitlin. I “took” that one and wrote the final essay sitting on the floor of the ASUC bookstore as I flipped through the book for the first time. Never could stomach the class or the professor (freaking leftist hippie activist) but knew I could pass with minimal effort.
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by 1988goldenbear on Mar 9, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
What was the easiest class you took at Cal?
ESPM something-or-other, entitled ‘Insects and Human Society." Also might’ve been the most fun class I took.
Music 27: Intro to Western Music – If you listened to a couple songs you’d be fine, and I think they offered so much extra credit questions on tests that I actually got more points than points possible – for the entire class. I didn’t even do that in high school.
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Music 27’s an interesting one. I would put it 2nd easiest on the list of classes I took at Cal (History 173B with the aforementioned dear Professor Slottman was 1st). But I know tons of people who found it impossible, and did poorly in it. I think if you are musically inclined, it’s a really easy A. If you are not, for instance if you are ‘tone deaf,’ it’s an easy C.
Soooo
I’m probably not normal here, but I would say the easiest class I took at Berkeley was Organic Chem 3A, but that’s probably because I just had a knack for that kind of thing. Still Berkeley made shit hard. I remember having more than 100% of the total possible points entering my Chem 1A final. I still studied my balls off because Alex Pine told our class “you have done admirably thus far on your finals. I’m going to give you an impossible final.” In spite of the fact that the final was only worth like 25% of the grade I ended up with a B+. That’s Berkeley for you…try hard…wait…you’re still too smart….now let me crush your soul.
That said I think the hardest classes (for me) were my humanities classes. I switched from BioEngineering to American Studies because I wanted to challenge myself (yeah there is something seriously wrong with me). In any case I didn’t realize that the reason those classes were so hard was because I had a reading disability.
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Well, I thought Chem 3A was pretty easy too. It certainly didn’t hurt that I had Frechet, who was an awesome professor. Now, Chem 3B… that was was literally 10 times harder than 3A. Same with 3BL versus 3AL.
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totally opposite for me. 3A with Frechet was really tough but 3B with vollhardt (he-who-shall-not-be-named?) was a lot easier. I still remember getting a 45% on a midterm in Frechet’s class, and that was 6 years ago.
by ucsdgoldenbear on Mar 9, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
Easiest Class
IB 28 (or was it 32) – Evolutionary History of Dinosaurs
although to be upfront, I did really poorly on the midterm because I didn’t really study (C+) but I got 130 points (out of 100) on the Final and ended up with an A+ in the class. It was just memorization.
The required reading list was Black Lightning notes and the professor brought his class notes to lecture in a Lance Blankenship A’s folder because Lance had taken his class when he was a Bear.
Back in the day I think that class was Paleo 2B. I freaking loved that class. It was such an easy class you actually did better if you never went to lecture.
Another cake (at least for me) was a philosophy calls called “The Theory of Knowledge” I can’t recall the number. The reason it was easy was because the prof said the purpose of the course wasn’t to achieve a grade, but to expand one’s understanding. First day he said everyone was getting at least a C just for showing up and participating in discussions. Even at that this was still a harder class than almost anything at Furd.
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Geography 10
Took that Freshman year, that was really easy too.
Leon Powe was in class. But because it was a Spring Semester, I didnt see him half the time.
Had a poli sci class with Scott Fujita freshmen year. He was like, “Hi, I’m Scott.” I was like, “You’re not Japanese. Thought, well, that you’d be Japanese.” Very nice guy though.
Comp Lit 1B vs Math 104/113
Instructor chose “Monsters, Madness and Mayhem” as class theme and it was awesome! We didn’t have a ton of work, maybe 20 pages writing and about 6-8 novels worth of reading. The reading was interesting and arcane (we spent at least a month on the the new version of Beowulf), the discussions were inspired and the writing was graded on coherency more than anything, and it isn’t hard to write coherently. All in all I thought it was fun to write about how you felt about stories about crazy people: anything goes!
Math 104/113 made me want to gouge my eyes out for being an applied math major, what the hell was I thinking? I think I was the lone white guy who wasn’t either russian or isreali 104. I got a solid C in that bad boy, and a great case of wounded pride.
Easiest classes
Psych 2: Four midterms and one final. I skipped the fourth midterm and ended up with a 100% in the class (all the midterms and finals had extra credit). The content was interesting but easy as hell.
History 127AC: Interesting content and a good professor can’t change the fact that the assignments and finals were easy as hell. I should’ve taken it for a grade as I ended up with enough for an A. Whoops. Interestingly many people (including my friend’s ex who tried to get both of us to do her essays for her to no avail) struggled.
CS198 (Web Development with Ruby on Rails): It was an experimental class when I took it. It was an accessory to the RAD Labs research. All I had to do was work in a group to build a web app in Ruby. I got bored and wrote PHP and Python code to write Ruby for me. Now-a-days it’s an actual class.
Easiest of my required classes? Probably CS61a (Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs or a.k.a. SCHEME!!) and CS170 (Introduction to Algorithms)
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No love for MCB 62 (Drugs and the Brain) and Physics 10 (Physics for Future Presidents)
I was on the golf team my Freshman year and I was definitely given an “easy class” list. I don’t see the big deal. I was an economics major taking tough calc, stats, and econ classes…so whats the big deal if I took some fun classes to fulfill breaths?
But I do like slamming on ‘Furd for easy grades and just generally being a bunch of d-bags. And their architecture schools isn’t accredited? I’m thinking of some great sign ideas for Luck now….
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Easiest class - and with a hot instructor to boot
Too bad she was a lesbian. By far the easiest class, and one I actually remember quite a bit of, was a de-cal class entitled “The Filmic fascination of Whoredom”. Taught by a hot redheaded dominatrix. I learned about sexism in the sex industry, which swords go good with a leather blouse, and what Golden Showers were. Go Bears!

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