To me, there hasn't been a lot funny about Charlie Sheen. He's clearly going through major mental health problems. Like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Lane Kiffin, he needs our help, not our snickers.
That said, despite his loose grasp on sanity, he does have one thing down pat: Who is going to win About.Com's Best College Football Blog. He said it from the start and he's been right all along. You knew it. We knew it. The goddesses knew it.
Nobody didn't know it. It was just a matter of time. A slow march to coronation.
(Stupid Lord Of The Rings Aragorn coronation video isnt showing up for some reason. See it here.)
"If this scene isn't about About.com's Best College Football Blog Award, then I'm a massive idiot unable to grasp even the most basic concepts and should have gone to UCLA."
And so, tonight, right here, right now, I can tell you 100% that the time has come for our ascendance to the history. Next to Martin Luther, Martin Luther King, and Martin Luther King Goldstein (who may or may not be a person I just made up), CGB now stands as one of the shining beacons of light and all that is good.
I PRESENT TO YOU: #WINNING
All other internet sites ever, you may now kiss our ring.
No, not that ring. The other one.