It seems clear that if Twist were to become a dictator, he'd want to be Muammar Gaddafi, mostly for the ability to wear crazy, wacky outfits. Let's take a look at some of what must undoubtedly be Twist's clothes wish list, which also happens to be actual outfits worn by everyone's favorite African dictator who has been in power more than 4 decades. More at this site:
Yes, I am a purple people
I am the most regal boy scout on the plant.
Am I in bed, or at the UN? OR BOTH???
Michael Jackson ain't got nuthin' on my epauletts!
I wonder if Muammar's haberdasher ever said to him: "If you cross this line of men's fashion, YOU DIE!!" Also, why couldn't he ever get promoted beyond the rank of Colonel? HE'S IN CHARGE OF PROMOTIONS. What, he thought it would be too much?
If I could be a dictator, I'd want to be:
Gaddafi, because I probably won't need to work much longer (2 votes)
Gaddafi, because of the clothes (2 votes)
Twist, because of the clothes (3 votes)
Twist, in spite of the clothes (2 votes)
Twist, because I thought this poll said "dick" instead of "dictator" (5 votes)
I want Ohio Bear to do Ohio-created DBDs from now on (6 votes)
20 total votes