Rudolph, the blue-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names. (like Tom Holmoe)
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games. (like the Rose Bowl)
Then one foggy Spring Practice
Tedford came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you blind Stanfurd this fall?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee, (Go Bears!)
Rudolph, the blue-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history! (Like Andy Smith!)
What are you all doing on this blog . . . it's Christmas for goodness sake!! Put down the computer, spend time with your family, and drink some eggnog. As a matter of fact, get some extra nog for 2012, I'm sure we'll need it.
GO BEARS!! BEAT THE LONGHORNS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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