DBD 12.22.11 The Twelve Days of Cal-mas
On the first day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
A Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the second day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the third day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the fourth day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the fifth day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the sixth day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Six season tickets,
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the seventh day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Seven points a touchdown,
Six season tickets,
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the eighth day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Eight previous bowl games,
Seven points a touchdown,
Six season tickets,
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the ninth day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Nine lovely mic men,
Eight previous bowl games,
Seven points a touchdown,
Six season tickets,
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the tenth day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Ten Pac-12 games,
Nine lovely mic men,
Eight previous bowl games,
Seven points a touchdown,
Six season tickets,
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the eleventh day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven healthy starters,
Ten Pac-12 games,
Nine lovely mic men,
Eight previous bowl games,
Seven points a touchdown,
Six season tickets,
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day.
On the twelfth day of Cal-mas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve sold-out games,
Eleven healthy starters,
Ten Pac-12 games,
Nine lovely mic men,
Eight previous bowl games,
Seven points a touchdown,
Six season tickets,
Five Golden Bears,
Four coordinators,
Three tight ends,
Two quarterbacks,
And a Rose Bowl on New Years Day!
GO BEARS!
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Nicely done. I’m going to start singing this version instead.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
9 micmen?
9 dance team instead?
"Our hearts shall sing and our voices ring for the dear old Blue and Gold!"
by Joe Bandsmen on Dec 22, 2011 8:50 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Self serving comment is self-serving
Matt Barkley is going to have a press conference this afternoon, apparently to announce his intentions about coming back for one more year at SC versus going pro.
I’m sure you’ll all join me in hoping that he’s coming back for one more year. That Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl berth should have been ours, dammit!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
ICWYDT
SC versus going pro
hahahahaha
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
You mean he’s transferring to Stanfurd?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
For god's sake, one more time
IS IS NOT AN ARCHITECTURE DEGREE…. It’s an architectural STUDIES degree…
Dwelling on the distinction undermines the key point, which we shouldn’t lose sight of, and that is: stanfurd sucks.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
Perhaps he should have been more specific regarding the “pro” aspect…
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
Sorry I didn’t respond earlier I was too busy jumping over the wall.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Well played. Sigh.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
I hope he declares himself Sanchez.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
“Hello, everybody, thank you for coming. I called this press conference to declare that, in actuality, I am in fact Sanchez. I will take your questions now.”
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Actually you would have been in the Alamo Bowl, bumping us down (up?) to the Sun Bowl, missing this match up with Texas. So even thought your two year bowl ban might have been unfair, at least one good thing has resulted.
Thank you, Reggie.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I think the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl might have been more punishment than a ban.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
You take that back!!!!! BTW, you finish the first season of Life on Mars?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Yes, I started in on the second season last week. The plot lines are definitely less subtle but I’m still enjoying it.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Yeah, I’m re-watching for the first time, I liked the twist at the end of the first episode of second season. Well set up, in my opinion.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
And might have deprived you of the possibility of seeing your cross-town colleagues end the season as the first eight-loss bowl team ever.
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I imagine many local USC fans would feel differently.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Let's lead with Europe
How Bad Ideas Worsen Europe’s Debt Meltdown
Defenders think that devaluing would fool workers into a bout of "competitiveness," as if people wouldn’t realize they were being paid in Monopoly money. If devaluing the currency made countries competitive, Zimbabwe would be the richest country on Earth. No Chicago voter would want the governor of Illinois to be able to devalue his way out of his state’s budget and economic troubles. Why do economists think Greek politicians are so much wiser?
The latest plan calls for Europe to be tougher in enforcing deficit rules that are similar to the ones that they blithely ignored for 10 years. Sure, a directive from Brussels is really going to get the Greeks to shape up. Imagine how well it would work if the International Monetary Fund or the United Nations tried to veto U.S. budget deficits. (That is, if our Congress passed budgets to begin with.) This plan is mostly a way to let the ECB save face and buy up bad debt with freshly printed euros.
More fiscal union hurts the euro. Think of Poland or Slovakia. Using euros was once a no-brainer: It made sense to use the same currency as all the other small countries around them, just as Illinois wants to use the same currency as Indiana.
Now, it’s not so clear: If using this currency means signing up to bail out Greece and Italy, then maybe adopting the euro isn’t such a good idea. A common currency without a fiscal union could have universal appeal. A currency union with a bailout-based fiscal union will remain a small affair.
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suck it Berlusconi
Italy finalizes austerity package
Following is a factbox on the 30-billion-euro austerity package to balance the budget in 2013 and ease the debt crisis passed Thursday.
The package contains budget cuts of 20 billion euros and growth-boosting measures worth 10.
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Hey, Rishi, where's a nice safe place to put my money?
Umm… well this is gonna be awkward
Credit Suisse calculates the supply of assets that markets deem safe has fallen to $12 trillion from $22 trillion in the past four years. Emerging-market foreign-exchange reserves, the primary source of demand, have risen to nearly $7 trillion from $4 trillion in the same period.
So what?
“In the financial system,” says Mohamed El-Erian, co-chief investment officer of bond-market heavy Pimco, “you cannot replace something with nothing.” For now, this benefits governments in the U.S. and (to the consternation of France) the U.K., which can borrow cheaply because they are drawing so much frightened money. Bill Gross, the other half of the Pimco team, describes the U.S. Treasury as “the cleanest shirt in the dirty-laundry pile.”
Longer term? That’s hard to know.
Also, a really important sentence at the end:
Today, for the first time in generations, it is time to contemplate a world without a risk-free asset. The consequences of that are truly hard to fathom.

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It’s almost like paper with numbers on it doesn’t have intrinsic value.
It’s kind of an interesting existential observation when the debt of multinational corporations is more stable than fiat currency. Rollerball ftw.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
One thing I want to add (outside the scope of this article)
The article doesn’t talk about it, but I think gold as a “safe haven” fits into this. For a while, gold was the “hedge” against bear markets. It had a relatively inverse correlation with stocks and when people wanted somewhere safe to put their money, gold was it.
Here’s a five year graph of gold vs the S&P 500
Recently, gold and the S&P 500 have been correlated (that’s the market correlation issue). It’s been most noticeable in the post-US Debt Downgrade environment. See a graph of the past couple months here
NOTE: NONE OF THIS IS OFFICIAL INVESTMENT ADVICE.
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I put some in a gold ETF
as a hedge against inflation as most of my 457/401 goes into an index. I R A GENIUS
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
The current “safe haven” is the USD. I personally, however, would feel silly spending my US Dollars to invest in the US Dollar (can be done by purchasing the ETF with the ticker “UUP”)
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wat
I suppose that makes sense for whoever manages that ETF. Other than that? Pass.
I already have too big a chunk of tax-deferred money in cash, but there’s not much crying out these days as a good idea. EEM has run up quite a bit along with everything else, and even oil isn’t very cheap.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
also
This subthread is not asking for investment advice, nor giving any investment advice, just chatting.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
Stocks are actually pretty cheap right now (as measured by PE, book value, etc)
But there is still downside.
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Which is why they're not considered safe
But if you have a long-term investment horizon, treat them like bonds, enjoy your lightly-taxed income, and don’t worry about market fluctuations.
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What would you predict stock market return will be for the next five years? ^not official investment question
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
There’s good money to be made in that environment, right?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
Sure, if you can time everything exactly, even when it goes against all logic.
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Bond yields are historically low right now (short-term treasuries literally have negative yield) and even munis aren’t spitting out too much income.
High yield… well, just look at this graph. You really want your bond portfolio taking a 15% dip?
International bonds could be fine, but then you have to know how to do currency plays, which gets confusing when countries like Brazil deliberately try to devalue their currencies to tweak their trade balance.
NOT OFFICIAL INVESTMENT ADVICE
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Interest up, bonds down. Right? And there’s no more room for rates to go down, more or less.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
It’s almost like a piece of metal doesn’t have intrinsic value.
Wait, this would work better if gold wasn’t making money hand over first for investors.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
But the point is that it’s about perceptions. It’s not that people suddenly became frightened by gold or realised that it’s just metal.
What happened is people got scared in general and started liquidating everything, including gold ETFs. This is what created gold’s market correlation.
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Yeah, I got that, I was beating a drum and/or taking my crazy pills about how gold is useless.
The irony about market correlation, if I am understanding correctly, is that people invest in gold as hedge against inflation, but if they are liquidating it, then they must buy currency of some kind. Which I guess goes to show that a lot of the gold run-up the last few years has been more as attempt to make money and less hedging.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
then they must buy currency of some kind.
I mean, they are in a sense… but it’s less to buy a currency than it is “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I AM SCARED JUST PUT ALL MY MONEY IN CASH AND STICK IT UNDER A MATTRESS”
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None of it was actual advice in the first place, technically.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
OK, I contemplated a world without risk-free assets. Now what?
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
you guys use CAPM in the real world?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
It’s how we figure out Beta.
I mean, I don’t calculate it, other people do, but Beta is important.
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Eta Lota Curry?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
well Delta Phi Beta and Beta Chi Theta are real answers. But I’m sticking with my first guess.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
:’-(
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t know what it is in other Indian languages, but it means “Cry Dear Son Cry” in Gujarati.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but you have to pronounce it with an “ee” sound instead of an “eye” sound.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
I figured most of the non-Indians wouldn’t know that so I was being helpful.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
my roommate works for a company that does risk management and portfolio mgmt platform development, he uses it a fair amount
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Hmm interesting. I thought it was a pedagogical tool, like Black-Sholes.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
Me too. I could never quite get the idea that stock brokers and …what-ever Rishi does… would be sitting at lunch, talking through something, then suddenly say “CAPM!” and do algebra/sketch a graph on their napkins.
Cal: Bears with Books.
The reason I asked is because I could have sworn that my finance professor said something about it being “illustrative of a concept” and that most firms had their own proprietary models for this sort of thing. Maybe that was just options pricing though.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
Black Scholes is for option pricing. And most models I’ve seen derive from the original model.
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i miss lost :(
well, really the first season. goddamn that was gripping TV.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll always love the final season a lot
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WHA??? It became so convoluted at the end. The mrs gave up on it with 3 episodes to go. And when it ended, I cursed them for taking 6 years from me. Those bastards!
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906
cj spiller alert
I absolutely loved the last episode, I loved the concept of the Flash-sideways. There were some amazing episodes here (Ab Aeterno, Happily Ever After, The End, Across The Sea).
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I know, but you don’t need to know the theory to run the computer. Your training could be ‘put number in box A’, ’If output B is high, then you should ___"…See my point?
Cal: Bears with Books.
Ron Paul seems to be doing well in Iowa
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But amid a highly fractured GOP field, Mr. Paul has held the lead in three of the last four publicly available polls of GOP voters in Iowa, with support ranging from 20% to 28%.
“Ron Paul has the highest floor here in Iowa,” said Tim Albrecht, an aide to Iowa Republican Gov. Terry Branstad. “The name of the game is to bring in the new supporters. Ron Paul has successfully expanded his base this time around much more than he did last time.” In 2008, Mr. Paul finished fifth, with 10% of the vote.
His unusual coalition of supporters was on display Wednesday as Mr. Paul appeared before more than 100 people in a hotel conference room here. When he was introduced as the man who would cut $1 trillion in federal spending in his first year in office, the crowd erupted in applause.
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Ron Paul plays well in Iowa until they ask the inconvenient questions:
will he continue farm subsidies and crop price support
will he continue the wasteful ethanol subsidies and mandates
if he were honest, he’d tell them in Iowa that they’ve been running a major scam on the country for far too long and that they should pay their own way for once
but he won’t
and they won’t ask
because they know that the only reason they’re for ron paul is so that they can express their irrational anger, even though by the standards of most folks, they have absolutely nothing to be angry about.
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He also wants massive cuts in defense and reduction in military—something many conservatives would have a major ’it’s cold outside" penis shrinkage about
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
According to conservatives, they just got out of the pool.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
man, I really wish he’d rail against those things..
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Really? I know he did in 2000, I thought he changed his mind in 2008. Like, I want to win this time.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
He definitely kept up with the anti-corn subsidies platform in 2008
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He must’ve known he wasn’t going to win Iowa anyway.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Good for McCain though. That’s one thing I’d agree with him about.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
"Ron Paul has the highest floor here in Iowa,"
He also has the lowest ceiling, he’s not going anywhere with this. He’ll look good in Iowa, but it won’t translate to other states.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
yup
Well, I think it’ll translate almost precisely to other states. I could see him getting a solid 5-10% in pretty much any state. He’s got a ceiling of 20% or so though in most states.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
Women's Gym picked 7th in Pac-120
Pac-12 Conference features four teams in the top-10
The California women’s gymnastics team was picked to finish seventh in the inaugural Pac-12 Preseason poll, the conference announced on Wednesday. The Bears tied for seventh place with Arizona State with 11 votes in the poll conducted by the league’s eight head coaches.
UC Extension was picked as the preseason favorite to capture the regular-season title.
Under the direction of first-year head coach Danna Durante, Cal returns all but one gymnast from a 2011 season that saw the Golden Bears place sixth in the league. The Bears had three individuals advance to the NCAA Regionals with all three of them returning in 2012.
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Syria Army Pounds Northern Towns
[1]
Syrian military forces have killed hundreds of people in two days of tank and mortar shelling in the country’s north, antigovernment activists reported, reversing dissident soldiers’ recent bid to carve out a safe zone in towns near the border with Turkey.
Tanks sprayed antiaircraft rounds through neighborhoods while machine gun-wielding troops stormed homes looking for activists, sending residents of at least three towns fleeing to orchards in Jabal Zawiya, a vast northwestern region in Syria’s Idlib province, according to one resident who fled the area.
The commander of the Free Syrian Army, the largest grouping of defected Syrian soldiers, said he ordered his dissident troops to withdraw under what he called the worst crackdown in Syria’s nine-month uprising against President Bashar al-Assad.

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Remember that protest in that village in China?
Officials Offer Rare Concession to Chinese Protesters
Chinese officials appear to have at least temporarily calmed protests in a southern fishing village on Wednesday by offering an unusual set of concessions that include extending recognition to protest leaders.
The move will likely be watched closely by China’s leaders as well as in other restive parts of the country to see whether officials keep the promises protest leaders say they made, and whether the compromises bring a permanent end to the nation’s boldest episode of civil unrest this year.
Serious questions remain, such as when and how local officials might return. The fate of the leaders of the protest will also be closely watched. In the past, Chinese authorities have mollified protesters only to arrest the leaders later to make examples of them.
If Wednesday’s meeting leads to a definite end to the protests, it could set an example in a nation where public unrest is common. Experts said the concession to recognize elected village leaders in particular could be viewed by petitioners elsewhere as a reward for civil disobedience—and by Communist hard-liners as bowing to an isolated case of unrest. While some local communities in China elect their government representatives, the process is firmly controlled by the authorities and challenges to the Communist Party aren’t tolerated.
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CPC comments!
This is not a defeat for the Chinese government but a victory for the Chinese government, the people of Wukan and China as a whole. The Chinese Socialist system has lifted hundreds of million people from abject poverty. But it still needs to learn. The latest incident shows that the system is learning and the people is correct to have put the faith in the system. The Wukan people was correct all along to have trusted the central government who is the true gatekeeper of the system. With inflation down, and manufacturing growth turning up again, China is ready for the next phase of economic development that put more equitable distribution of the fruits of progress.
There are many bitter disappointed souls who would have hope for a major unrest and bloodshed that would send China back several decades. Go and eat your hearts out!
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And I love this comment
Translation: The Chinese government didn’t want this village to become the powder keg which would have touched off a major rebellion. Like the vegetable seller who set himself on fire, and sparked an entire revolution in Egypt, this was the beginning of the end of the Chinese Communist Regieme. They just don’t have the troops to put down and intimidate 1 billion people. And, the rebels in Egypt were so fed up with Mubarak that they didn’t care if they got killed, or what happened to them. They were sick and tired of being sick and tired.
And, with the advent of the internet and in this day of instantaneous communcation, the Chinese Communists couldn’t hush this up and make it go away. Instead it became the Occupy Wallstreet issue of China and a rallying cry for the Chinese people.
The Chinese authorities know the score. Once this blows up in their face, they will never be able to put the genie back in the bottle.
And, in this day of modern communication and more and more personal wealth, the average Chinese, even the peasants don’t want to be told what to do anymore.
And, with the US pouring billions of dollars into the Chinese economy through our numerous bailouts in the form of manufacturing orders and so on, the Chinese people will continue to get wealthier and wealthier. And, once people have money, you can forget about dominating them. That’s why ironically enough Obama wants to keep the American people so broke and impoverished.
Even though he himself is going to take a lavish vacation in Hawaii and that’s going to cost the American taxpayers $4 million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
China is on the verge of casting off the chains of it’s Communist regieme. As more and more Chinese own their own cars, and demand and receive higher wages, there will be no turning the clock back.
It’s unfortunate though that the Americans don’t pay attention to this. The Chinese know the value of hard work and sacrifice, and they are taking full advantage of the billions of dollars that the US is pouring into their economy to bail them out.
In fact, the billions of dollars that the US pours into China will do more to undermine their Communist regieme than any military attack ever did. Once the Chinese get a taste of American Buicks, Rolexes, and Louis Vuitton luggage, CD’s and blue jeans, you can hang up Chairmen Mao and his philosophy for good!
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That’s why ironically enough Obama wants to keep the American people so broke and impoverished.
Even though he himself is going to take a lavish vacation in Hawaii and that’s going to cost the American taxpayers $4 million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lulz
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
You can tell it’s a serious problem by the number of exclamation points.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
lol
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
and the redundancy of saying “4 million dollars dollars”! OBAMA IS SO EVIL
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
chicks with sticks
Womens’ lacrosse hosts fundraiser play day
The Cal lacrosse team hosts the 4v4 Queen of the Turf Play Day fundraiser and Clinic at Berkeley High Sunday, Jan 29, 2012. Come for a fun day of lacrosse to break in those sticks for preseason! Teams may consist of 5-9 players (bring a goalie!), or you can sign up to play individually and we’ll form a team for you!
All participants must be current US Lacrosse members. I don’t know what that means but you should figure it out before you go.
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what to do with visiting relatives
tour the University of California Botanical Garden- 1:30 PM
With paid admission, we offer free docent-led tours year-round on Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays at 1:30 PM.
Explore the Garden’s incredible diversity of plants from six continents, including environments as diverse as deserts, tropical forests, redwood forests, and wetlands. Each tour is a unique experience focused on plants at their seasonal best, a variety of themes, and your interests.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 8:27 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Great place to go
I took my mom there over Thanksgiving, when I realized that she could name pretty much every plant around my neighborhood on a walk. We spent an hour and a half there before we had to leave, and she was really disappointed we couldn’t spend more time.
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Amazing views when it’s clear too, and with the wind picking up I bet it was great up there.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
what to do with visiting relatives pt. 2
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I saw Christmas carolers yesterday!
At Union Square, after going ice skating!
It made me so happy! And they were so good!
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We used to carol on a cable car… about 12 of us… It was SOOOO much fun seeing the smiles along the way… then we would carol through Pacific Heights and ALWAYS people would invite us in for something… and if they were having a party, oh my god we made their party. I HIGHLY recommend doing this some year…
I love caroling! My friend used to host a caroling party every year with mulled wine and songbooks. We would always confuse people in his neighborhood but it was SOOO FUN! Then he moved to stupid DC for stupid gradschool…jerkface. Okay, he’s actually one of the sweetest and best people I know, but STILL. i miss his party.
So, who wants to carol!?
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I’ve never been a fan of mulled wine. Same with hot cider, which has slowly concentrated over time. They’re both waaaaaay too sweet for me.
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I just had hot cider with a splash of brandy last night. It was delicious, but I can see your point about sweet. Luckily I love sweet.
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That sounds fantastic. I also love mulled wine. I think I will get some.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
box of cheap stuff…
crock pot.
mulling spices. (there are either packets or recipes for what to use)
heat.
enjoy.
resist urge to lose pants
profit.
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Wait, why do you have to resist that?
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
well i presume that andbears will be in a mixed age party (parents and kids). where the loss of pants is frowned upon.
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
You can get mead with mulling spices at bevmo
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Not if it’s done right. Needs fruit (oranges) for extra bite to counter the sweetness, just don’t add too much sugar. Done right (fresh spices) it can be glorious. Always was a big hit when we used to throw Christmas parties.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
i don't add any sugar to those kinds of drinks
the juice/wine/orange combo is sweet enough.
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
That sounds like so much fun! I just stopped and watched these carolers for ten minutes and it was superbly entertaining, especially when they sang “The First Nowell”
Makes me want to experience the “Christmas in New York” at least one.
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mwahahaha
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
that’s what I read too. what? is that supposed to be “noel”?!
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
It could be either
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Nowell
I most commonly see it written as “The First Nowell”
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I just searched my iPod. Of the 17 versions I have of the song, 10 list it as “The First Nowell”, 7 as “The First Noël”
It appears the more traditional renditions write it as “Nowell” (which would be the choirs and choral societies, etc)
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Am I the only one here who finds Rishi’s obsession with christmas slightly creepy?
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
yes
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
...
It’s a time of the year when people buy gifts for each other, smile a lot, do more charity work… the streets are lit up and well-decorated, there’s singing and celebration all over. Family finally becomes important for people again.
I don’t know why you find that creepy, you grinch.
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Yes. Born and raised here. Never spent longer than three months at a time out of the Bay Area.
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How does your family feel about christmas? Did they celebrate as Children (I’m guessing not)
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My parents moved to the US in their twenties.
And in India, I think they did a little bit. My mom told me she learned Christmas carols in college.
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So, Rishi was born in the US but his family traditions don’t include Christmas (or didn’t until moving to the US), so in a sense he has adopted the most passionate view of Christmas instead of inheriting the feeling of chores and a more limited version from parents. Also, as a sense of being an immigrant there is more of the view of it being an ‘American’ holiday rather than a religious one. So Rishi is buying into the theory of Christmas spirit and doens’t have the reluctance to celebrate Jesus as I might.
The contrast would be my view of Christmas – My mom always sees it as a chore to be done, as her English mother did and that we do set A of all the possible christmas things. eh, just a theory.
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My mom always sees it as a chore to be done, as her English mother did and that we do set A of all the possible christmas things
This sounds familiar but once we get some wine on the go, the misery quotient drops off dramatically.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Classic social lubricant.
And for the record, I’m 3rd generation Californian on both sides. So I grew up with opening the presents and then riding my bike in shorts (San Diego), my view of Christmas has never been the big traditional new england what-not so perhaps thats why I don’t embrace Christmas as the same level as Rishi.
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The first Christmas we spent in California there were Santa Ana winds on Christmas day – so we all jumped in the pool and then called relatives in the UK to taunt them for $1 a minute or whatever it cost in those days.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
reluctance to celebrate Jesus
Hinduism to some can be seen as a monist religion… celebrating Jesus and celebrating our “own” are not mutually exclusive.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
This is true.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
Some schools of Hindu thought view Jesus as an avatara of Vishnu.
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This is a new concept for me, so I don’t have an opinion. I see no issue with celebrating the greatness of Jesus Christ, but you are correct in that I celebrate Christmas as an American holiday, not necessarily a Christian one.
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Its a metaphoric win. Its me versus the world and I think I’m gaining
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World: 58734950693484825
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Oh, okay.
Well, your psychoanalysis of me wasn’t mean-spirited, so yay~!
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Its like armchair quarterback except smug and with a down smoking jacket and clay pipe.
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Make sure you keep ragscub away from the secondhand smug!
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
I’m wasn’t being mean-spirited! :( At least I’m not trying to be. Maybe I should’ve used the word “curious” instead of creepy.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
HUG IT OUT
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
I admit, my suits are very, very weak! Anyway, sorry to be indelicate, and like I said, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with enjoying Christmas, so please don’t let me grinch it up for you! I was just not quite understanding where you were coming from, that’s all.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Doesn’t Baha’i consider all gods to be valid or something?
Or am I thinking of a different religion?
Sorry if that’s offensive to those who follow Baha’i.
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vols. rangers. galaxy.
The lefty Unitarian congregations in SF come close to this I think too.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
Oh interesting. So there really wouldn’t be the ’I’m right, you’re wrong’ aspect of embracing others’ religious holidays.
Can I celebrate dwali then?
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Absolutely.
In Hinduism, there is no “one true path”. Different religions are just different routes to the same destination or different perceptions of the same God.
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Then you just get to pick the fun parties to go to! No wonder you like Christmas so much!
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Well, of course!
And as a Hindu, I can walk into a church, a mosque, a synagogue, or any other house of worship, say my prayers there, and walk out still a Hindu.
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I think my alternate plan will be to haunt something and try to get on the history or travel channels
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I feel like being a ghost would be overrated. I mean, spooking people would be fun at first. But after a while, the downsides would start to drag on you. For example, you can’t actually touch anything.
cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.
Maybe it really means you get to touch EVERYTHING?
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
OTOH, he might not be welcome at the fun parties, insofar as other religions don’t usually reciprocate the Big Tent philosophy.
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I dunno, my friends of other faiths completely welcome me to celebrate with them!
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Right, but no one would confuse you with a Christian just b/c you went to a Christian party, whatever that is.
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they’re the broncos? thought they were the tebowing tebows.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 1:05 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
so like this but with tebow?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeTgvwwhZZQ
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See, the other religions think they can change him. So he’s welcome for the first few parties, and then if he doesn’t tebow upconvert — he’s out.
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Correct, and sure! We welcome all to our celebrations.
On a side note, this is part of the reason why Buddhism is prevalent in other countries but not in India, where it started; Hinduism was all, “hey sounds good, let’s celebrate that as part of our religion too!”
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
ah, so elements of Buddhism got co-opted by Hinduism in India? interesting!
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
did you go to a public high school in San Mateo County?!
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, should have asked you at the HH to follow up on your city of residence
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
He’s just doing his usual “pretend to be Barney Stinson” thing… not out of the ordinary…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
No, he actually likes Christmas this much.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
pretend to
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Those things are great, and I like that aspect of the holiday season too, but as a non-Christian, I don’t feel the need to incessantly download and listen to devotional tunes, nor do I have any desire attend mass as a tourist (I’ve been once while visiting with Catholic relations of mine, and it was nice, but I see no need to go on my own). I mean, it’s totally fine for you to do that, but it does seem slightly odd, is all I’m saying.
I do like some traditional and non-traditional Christmas songs quite a bit though, but the fact that we’re bombarded with it in commercial contexts wherever we go detracts from my enjoyment and enthusiasm for it considerably.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I’m not. Sorry you feel that way, dude. Seriously.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
You see it as a Christian holiday with some attached dogma. Did your parents grow up in the US?
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Nope. My dad’s been here for almost 60 years though. We had a Christmas tree for many years when I was a kid, and we’ve exchanged presents and gotten together with family and stuff to be together and enjoy the holiday. Growing up I’ve participated in Christmas-related stuff for school and Boy Scouts and the like. So, I do think it’s a broadly cultural holiday for America in a lot of ways, and it’s a good one. I don’t think it’s just a Christian holiday, though it is definitely Christian in many respects, and I respect that and leave that aspect of it to the adherents of that religious tradition.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
one of my fondest Christmas memories/family traditions was assembling the Christmas tree. I remember finally being old enough to assemble it myself.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
Me too! I was a junior in college the first time I took charge on decorating the house for Christmas and that year, I was the one who brought out the tree and started the decorations and put the reindeer out on the front yard.
All while college bowl games were going on.
Sigh
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haha you picked up on that
We had a plastic Christmas tree which had a metal pole in the middle, with little notches to put the “branches.” After Christmas was done, we disassembled said tree and stored it in the attic. My mother would not stand for a real tree – it shed pines all over her carpet and “smelled like outside” to her.
Tradition!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Fake trees come in sections.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah. I think my parents initially started doing that stuff because they didn’t want me to feel left out of a major American holiday tradition. Later on, as I grew up, we eventually stopped bothering to decorate the house and put up a tree and stuff because 1) they were getting old so if it was going to get done, it would be on my shoulders and 2) meh, it didn’t seem all that important to me and I had better stuff to do.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
You would not make a good psych paper. I think essentially you and rishi are different. I guess I’m done armchairing.
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LOL, stop the voting now, we have a winner!
Understatement of the Year Award goes to AndBears for the following:
essentially you and rishi are different.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
I think it’s the same way Japanese people feel about white people who are REALLY into their culture.
“Ok, sort of flattered, I guess, but…mostly just creeped out by the obsession.”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
I feel the same way about White Guilt.
If you didn’t do shit, don’t apologize for it either.
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gladly!
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by GoldBlooded on Dec 22, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
No, you have much to apologize for.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Ok sure.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Cool story bro.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
srsly.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Not until he starts wearing ugly Christmas sweaters without irony.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
seems like he'd go for this

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
I generally align with his (and others) appreciation of X-mas, but his universal love for all things X-mas includes many aspects of the holiday season that I generally find annoying – i.e., bad X-mas music played non-stop.
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I don’t like bad x-mas music played non-stop! I like good Christmas music! I’m not going to complain if Macy’s is playing Sinatra or Dean Martin. I will not like it if they play Mariah Carey or Spice Girls, though.
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I find the vast, vast majority of X-mas music to be boring at best and downright wretched at worst. Artists both good and bad have been phoning in awful holiday albums for a quick buck for a good 50 or 60 years.
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I downloaded A TON on torrent (literally, 2000 MB worth)
I love Christmas music. And I love hearing different takes on the same Christmas carols. Little Drummer Boy by the Vienna Children’s Choir and then by David Bowie. It’s wonderful.
Then I put together a playlist of my favourite renditions of most of my favourites.
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I listen to music while I work, so over time, I just get a feel for what I like by putting Christmas albums on shuffle.
For instance, something like Winter Wonderland or Rudolph is best sung by a Dean Martin or a Bing Crosby or an Andy Williams.
Silent Night sounds best when sung by a children’s choir.
O Come O Come Emmanuel by a Gregorian style chorus
The First Nowell by a traditional Church choir.
ETc
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Woo!
Nothing better than starting the day with the news that our vacuum pump may explode.
Of course, the schedule is heavily booked due to school break.
So, if you see torches and pitchforks in Union City due to rioting parents, I might advise Best Buy, Target, or Walmart for all of your looting needs. Imma giver like that.
Old Toothwrangler
Exactly what I was thinking.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions
You mean this right
the mouth suction dealie that dentists use so that I can’t talk during the 30 minute appointment?

or… the swedish thing?
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Two at a time? Hot.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
Why can’t it be both?
[It’s the vacuum which runs that noisy tube thing which spits up saliva or you spit into.]
Old Toothwrangler
If it were a lab-grade vacuum, I might be able to help. Wait, am I supposed to listen or to offer solutions? I get so confused on the DBD.
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Not to story-top you, (actually, to totally story-top you), but we had a turbopump for a mass spec blow a few weeks ago, in the worst possible way. Basically, it sheared off metal dust throughout the entire instrument before grinding to a halt. Cost to repair?
One hundred thousand dollars.
Goodbye mass spec.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
ouch.
we had a 6" HDPE leachate line fail yesterday.
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Super Bowl to be streamed online
NFL finally realises technology exists
Relax football fans. The days of missing the big plays while you’re peering into the fridge are over. Now you may be able to take sports’ biggest game with you.
NBC and the National Football League announced today that for the first time they will stream the Super Bowl, scheduled for Feb. 5, plus two wildcard playoff games and the Pro Bowl. The online stream will be available at NBCSports.com and NFL.com through SNFExtra, a web package of technologies built to stream NBC’s Sunday Night Football games.
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This brought out my inner-14 year old when I saw it... I mean, this is GOOD stuff!
Stole this from a friend’s facebook page… My thought was, man formerly known as Mike Hunt finally changes his name so people will quit making fun of it.

I bet
his wife is named Mulva.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
not Gipple?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Wow, poor bastard.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
Haha. Dude almost certainly made up a name for the news reporter.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
ohhhhh duh I’m an idiot.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
I BET YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS EITHER.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Dancing on the graves of the poor.
#Occupy
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions
Male ballet dancers.
Being men, what are your respective opinions? Why aren’t you a ballet dancer?
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Just living a quasi-normal life has given me multiple injuries.
If I took up ballet, I think my body might just say, “eff it” and spontaneously combust.
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by Kodiak on Dec 22, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Opinion of what? I believe that they exist. Also, I’m not a ballet dancer because of my dancer’s hip.
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
I knew a straight guy who was a dancer. He was sometimes the only straight male amongst a company of many women. He got laid a lot. My respective opinion is that his life sounded great.
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--Thoroughbred
That looks… strangely erotic.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
i dunno, might be an interesting position to try with some slight variation
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
I think you’d need a lot of support systems. Maybe if you had a couch or bed at the proper height.
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depends how light the girl is. and how much i’ve had to drink.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Ballerinas are very light. Above you’ll see a corrolation between mulled wine and the loss of pants.
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by AndBears on Dec 22, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
but there’s an inverse proportion between mulled wine consumed and ability to stand/hold things without dropping them. it’s a fine line.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe you should skip ballerinas and go for the circus tightrope walkers, they use safety harnesses. Or cirque du solei could be a nice middle ground.
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Haha. A bunch of my friends saw a cirque du solei show when we were in our early 20s… and then we decided we were going to try all the stunts. I know better now.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
Well, it’s also pretty vaguely erotic as well as strangely.
I’m not saying it looks like a sex position, but the way their limbs are splayed out, and the angle of her head and facial expressions. It’s got an aspect of exhilaration and sexuality to it.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t know! Help me :(
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Regret nothing! Be who you are!
/enabler
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--Thoroughbred
Okay!!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
i dunno, might be an interesting place to try with some slight variation
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and i bet it will be done again.
who will be first on the new 50 yard line at memorial?
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
what will constitute victory conditions? is it a POIDH? or is one’s word and a good story enough?
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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Needs p-chop of Vancouver Riot Couple at Memorial Stadium
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
(someone please ring Redonkulous)
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
A new approach to predicting holiday sales numbers
People try any number of ways to get a bead on where holiday sales are going, from tracking credit-card receipts to counting the number of cars in parking lots at malls.
ISI Group pollster Oscar Sloterbeck takes a more festive approach: He talks to Christmas-tree sellers. He started in 2003 after a client whose family owned a Colorado tree farm tipped him off that their sales seemed to fluctuate alongside overall holiday sales.
For the week ended last Sunday, Christmas-tree sales were up 4% versus a year earlier, according to Mr. Sloterbeck’s survey, after a 6% gain the week before. Overall, sales this year are running 5% higher than last year. In another positive sign, the pine purveyors report that customers, instead of embracing their inner Charlie Browns, are gravitating toward larger, more expensive trees.
There’s bad news for last-minute Christmas-tree shoppers, however: With inventories depleted, many sellers have cut back hours or closed down for the year.
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I think there is a Christmas tree bubble. It all started when Congress de-regulated Christmas, and now there are multiple Christmases every week.
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I disagree. In fact, I doubled down and bought ten more Christmas trees on leverage. This cannot fail!
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I will sell you some packaged debt backed by holly wreaths, this completely mitigates the Christmas bubble risk.
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I dunno, I’m worried about creating a liquidity crisis. I’m currently sitting on mounds of snow and I think that’ll become completely liquid in a few months!
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oy
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Fashion's Top 10 Moments
Most Influential Haircuts: Justin Bieber, above, and Emma Watson
Hairstylists are being inundated with requests for pixie cuts and the Bieber swish. The enthusiasm plays out online, where the fastest-rising searches for celebrity haircuts on Google are for Ms. Watson and Mr. Bieber.
Coolest New Style Development: 1961 | The Mid-Century is in.
Though this era just recently represented so many things that were wrong (rampant sexism and racism, for starters), it has modernized ever so nicely. So park your Fiat 500 in the driveway of your Mid-Century modern rancher, doff your bouclé suit and prim pumps, and settle back in your Eames couch: In one sense, ‘Mad Men’ is always on these days.
Biggest Sleeper: The Three-Piece Suit
Not long ago, the suit was said to be on its deathbed, a victim of Casual Friday and an informal world. Then young men began showing up at their local coffee shops in suits and ties—and even vests, because they think the look is cool. Seen Justin Timberlake lately? He’s been wearing three-piece tweeds, looking both dandyish and ultra-modern.
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Mid-century was in starting a couple of years ago. Now that the WSJ has reported it, I think I can safely move on.
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--Thoroughbred
Nooooooooo I don’t ever want to move on from mid-century :(
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
Driving Who-Knows-Where, We're Hooked on Map Apps
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“Directions are a real sore spot,” Mr. Otterstedt says. Three steps is the most the average person can handle—left out of the gas station, right at the light, right again at the second light—so he usually just sends people toward the next place where they can stop for help again.
Every day, Google users spend more than a million hours browsing Google Maps and Earth, and more than 750,000 sets of directions are printed from MapQuest. Since AAA launched its TripTik mobile application in spring 2010, it has been downloaded more than a half-million times.
It’s hard to say whether online maps and GPS are leaving us more, or less, oriented, Dr. Palmer says. The ability to zoom in and out of a mapped location gives a sense of spatial context that paper maps can’t provide. “But technological crutches could impact our practice of even looking carefully at maps or landmarks that help our orientation,” she says.

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Cartography Nation
Whether on the highway, in the airport or on a street corner, it’s never been easier to access a map. Yet we’re still getting lost.
•Each day, more than 750,000 sets of directions are printed from MapQuest.com. And Google users spend more than a million hours browsing maps.
•Users of TomTom GPS devices have submitted more than 200,000 map corrections since 2006.
•People who drive less, residents of New York City, for example, may be less adept than people who drive more, such as residents of Southern California, when it comes to taking visual notes that aid navigation, according to a researcher.
•The average person seeking directions can handle a maximum of just three steps—turn left, make the second right, turn right again—says Jim Otterstedt, a New Jersey service station owner.
•An all-out ban on using cellphones while driving—even phones that are hands-free—has been proposed by the National Transportation Safety Board. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said Wednesday he won’t back the proposal.
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I really don’t understand how all you fucking people are always getting lost. Is it really that hard? One of my best friends told me once that he always adds an extra 20-30 minutes of “getting lost time” to the trip whenever he’s going someplace new. That blew my mind. I’ve never, EVER been truly and completely lost before.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
I kinda miss that guy.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
On behalf of people who are always getting lost – Eff you, douche-bag. ;)
Hard to explain why. My grandfather has always gotten lost, yet was the only one of his family to go to college (Cal ’40), got a degree from Yale, figured out how to build his own home from scratch, and was generally considered a very high-achiever.
My dad has zero sense of direction, yet survived the Oakland public system during a time unfriendly to Asians, attended Cal, got into dental school, got into specialty school…and still gets lost while using his GPS.
Sadly enough, I also still get lost (even with a GPS), even in the town where I grew up.
I’d like to hope that this is kind of like an idiot-savant thing – there are different types of intelligence. Being somewhat helpless in one aspect doesn’t mean that you’re a complete waste of oxygen. And who knows? You might still have the discipline and strength of will to still accomplish something with your life…like say, sticking with an exercise plan which even so-called morons have been known to do.
Old Toothwrangler
How do you do with
1) geometry?
2) tetris?
People have differences with spatial thinking, and I think that makes a big deal with navigation.
As a left hander I am amazing with spatial thinking. I think it helps me as a passer in basketball (although I am terrible ball handler, I see so many angles and am very good at passing)
Interestingly enough, I was good at geometry, and really good at tetris. I’m actually pretty good with spatial reasoning/thinking/analysis; like packing the back of a car or finding my way in a video game with an on-screen mini-map.
In fact, one of the main pre-reqs for dental school is a test of spatial reasoning. To pass the boards, you have to be able to cut a prep to tenths of a millimeter precision while working upside/down and backwards in a mirror.
And yet, I seem to have a knack for getting lost. (To be fair, that’s usually when I wing it instead of using a map or pre-printed directions.)
Old Toothwrangler
Obviously sense of direction is not directly (or inversely) correlated with other types of intelligence. I brought up the example of my good friend, who is very much an intelligent guy, but has a horrible sense of direction. It’s just hard to understand how someone could be lacking it when it feels almost innate. It’s like facility with language, or music, or anything else I guess. Some people pick up new languages extremely easily, while others struggle to wrap their heads around it. But to my mind, if you have a map… that’s like doing math with the answer sheet.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
I have to tell you… having grown up in the bay area where the hills all run north south… and the ocean is ALWAYS west… driving in Southern California can be very confusing. Just the other day I was in Westminster and I had to get on Beach to go to Huntington Beach… I had to decide to make a left or a right on Beach and sonofabitch if I didn’t choose the wrong direction even though I totally thought I had it right…
hehe. beach is a north south street.
by j.lee on Dec 23, 2011 8:38 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
…that heads to/from the ocean :)
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by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
it gets weirder… because if your heading south on the 5 or 405, you just assume, since Beach intersects those, it’s heading east / west…
It’s not as weird as heading north on 80E/580W through Berkeley :)
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by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
for me, only the 101w/e through the san fernando valley weirds me out.
by j.lee on Dec 23, 2011 10:20 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Going from SoCal to the Bay Area hasn’t been disorienting like that, thankfully. Westminster is right by my neighborhood!
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by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
I like pho and Vietnamese sandwiches.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Hehe, I know, I just figured I’d run with it anyway.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
most of my friends who get lost all the time are really smart. most went to cal. it doesn’t make their habit of not looking carefully at directions and being lost all the time and late as a result any less annoying…
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 23, 2011 12:58 AM PST up reply actions
We’re so similar, you and I.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
I was going to say how I never get lost; I look at a map before going anywhere and can see it in my mind. BUT, I did get lost once. We were in Dublin and walking around the City (there aren’t any real landmarks to set your bearing by) and I was relying on a compass that was part of an umbrella I was carrying so as not to get lost.
Unfortunately for us, the compass was bullshit, and after walking for an hour in what I thought was one direction, found ourselves back in the same spot. Most annoying.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
"Blair Witch Project: The Dubliners"
This is the worst Blair Witch remake ever.
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--Thoroughbred
Sorry
I guess this makes for a boring story, nothing really bad happened. I could tell other stories….
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I’m just teasing Cugel, my creative juices need an outlet sometimes :)
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Alright
Just for that I’m going to tell y’all an “England Story”, so named because when I used to get together with my family, us siblings would talk about shared experiences, diving my wife to distraction.
This story involves a shaggy dog, Oliver, champion Old English Sheepdog. We had a four foot high chain link fence in the back yard of our row house on the base in England, but this was not stopping him from jumping over and running away. Also, since we lived near elementary school, kids were teasing him, leading to further escapes, and causing my Dad some concern.
So, one day, I helped my Dad erect a 6 foot high solid wood fence in place of the chain link fence. It was a lot of work, took most of a day. My Dad was really proud of himself when he was done (he was never the handiest guy) so he let Oliver out into the backyard to test the fence. He was outside the fence with me, and called out “here boy” to Oliver, who proceeded to jump the new 6 foot fence in 2 seconds. I’ll never forget the look of astonishment on his face.
So then we had to install the chain link fence perpendicularly on top of the wooden fence to keep him from escaping. He eventually smashed holes through the wood fence to escape.

not Oliver, but similar
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I'll resist the urge
…to call this a shaggy dog story.
Rimshot, rimshot! Where’s my rimshot?!
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
What is Colin Kaepernick laughing about now?
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
Should have just gone south to Pleasanton ;)
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 25, 2011 12:41 AM PST up reply actions
Same. It’s kind of infuriating to me to be in someone’s car using a GPS, and then still get lost again and again. I have to just close my eyes…
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
*as in, they’re using a GPS and still getting lost.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
You take a crack at driving through Bennington VT with multiple Rte 7s, none of which are shown with a sign bigger than a letter-sized piece of paper, and see how you do.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Challenge accepted!
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
It’s actually the only part of VT that I’ve driven through that doesn’t have really good signs. I drove on country roads from Tory NY through to where my wife and girls spend the summer with only Bennington as the source of my missteps… three drives through, two unique screwups, got it right the third time.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Pretty much if I’ve ever been to a place once, I can almost always find my way back without any problems.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
That’s usually the case for me – it’s the recovery efforts from a misstep that really go awry.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
This. And if there are women in the car… you never hear the end of it.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Has this really happened to you often?
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--Thoroughbred
Once was enough.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
or
finding the corner of Third Street and Tenth Street in the West Village. In a car.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve both driven and walked all over NYC, by myself, with no problems. I’m not familiar with the intersection you’re talking about (which I suspect doesn’t exist because streets go one direction and avenues run perpendicular in Manhattan), but it’s honestly not that hard.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
i'm not sure about 3rd St and 10th St but...
where he is talking about down in the Village is where a few numbered streets actually intersect… for instance 4th Street intersects with 12th Street…
Good luck finding the intersection then, which you are totally wrong about.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 23, 2011 6:01 AM PST up reply actions
3rd St. ends at Ave. of the Americas, so what exactly are you on about.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 24, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
Thank goodness I’m not a true New Yorker! :)
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by atomsareenough on Dec 25, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
sorry
I meant 4th and 10th. We can settle this via a duel. I’ll meet you at the Utica Ave. station.
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by natteringnabob on Dec 26, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
In Brooklyn? Sure :)
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by atomsareenough on Dec 26, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
go to Venice
or Napoli. QED
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by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
Been to Venice. Didn’t get lost.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
Uberman!
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by natteringnabob on Dec 23, 2011 6:01 AM PST up reply actions
Sometimes, I just browse google maps to see what I can see.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No, not street view, just maps.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Although my uncle found himself on streetview, heh.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
i saw my car parked outside my parents house for a few years. they’ve finally updated it now, so no longer.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
You and I are alike
I’m a fan of seeing how long it takes to get to random places, like a trip from key west to Seattle that goes through every state /unrepetetantgeographymajor
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 22, 2011 12:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
“Unrepentant”?? That’s something to be proud of, not ashamed of!
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
I think we were born in the wrong century. We could have been much more useful to the world in the 1500s.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
You’re going to drink beers on the roof and throw the empties at pigeons?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions
How to Sneak in Sports on Christmas
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Sometime this weekend, somebody’s going to tell you to stop watching sports. It’s going to happen. There are 13 NFL games on Christmas Eve, and five juicy season-opening NBA contests on Christmas Day, and at some point, you’re going to be following a game on your TV, or your phone, or your high-tech germ tablet, and a disapproving person is going to scold you and tell you to shut that thing off and show some respect. And you will feel ashamed, and promise to pay close attention for the rest of church, or your child’s first Christmas.
If you celebrate the holidays, televised sporting events can be a tricky proposition. Obviously, loads of people watch them: The leagues wouldn’t plan such an assault of games if they didn’t think anyone would tune in. And this weekend is tempting: just for starters there’s an important Cowboys/Eagles game, Jets/Giants, Chargers/Lions and Tebow versus the Bills. Opening day of the NBA kicks off with Celtics/Knicks, which spills right into the zesty, Mavericks/Heat rematch and then Lakers/Bulls. A sane person might shut off TV then, but oooooh look at 10:30 p.m., it’s Clippers/Warriors—new besties Chris Paul and Blake Griffin—who doesn’t want to catch a little bit of that?
Yes, there are good people who are aghast that anyone would consider this, who can’t imagine not wanting to spend every moment surrounded by needlepoint pillows, savoring conversation with their precious families and in-laws. And to those good people I say: I want to live in your family, it sounds amazing. What time does dinner start?
For the rest of us, here’s a five-step guide to sneaking in some sports on Christmas weekend.
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1. Don’t Go First.
2. Don’t Lie.
3. Start a Sports Tradition.
4. The Fun of Explaining Stuff to Casual Fans!
5. Don’t Try to Justify It!
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Follow-up: I don’t enjoy pro-football. What should I be sneaking around to watch this Christmas?
Cal: Bears with Books.
that’s what i need.
moar coffee.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
Fair enough. Luckily baby is the perfect distractor from talking to awkward family members. Scene is below:
“Obama is a socialist!”
“Oh look, Ragscub just pet the dog!”
Cal: Bears with Books.
He does always want his fair share of the roast and bed without doing any work…
Cal: Bears with Books.
Boxing Day soccer matches from England.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
most nba player
kris humphries over lebron.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 1:26 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
why?
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Strictly amateur, in-home efforts, I’m afraid.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I’m getting a kangaroo for Christmas?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
And then you did anyway.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Well, now I feel terrible, but at least I didn’t tell you about the goat you’re getting for your birthday!
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BRB, looking up goat stew recipes.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
A not bad Christmas gift idea
<a href="http://www.horchow.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=cprod83180006&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.horchow.com%2Fproducts%2Fpersonalized-note-pads-and-post-it-notes.jsp" target="new">Monogrammed notepads!
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Does that have something to do with Norm Chow?
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by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
I just take the ones from Days Inn and use whiteout to repackage them.
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--Thoroughbred
This would have been great info to have a few weeks ago for a stocking stuffer…maybe it can be an after Christmas surprise.
Yeah, I called them and it looks like personalization takes time. I might just send it directly to a friend’s place
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and put the receipt in a wine glass as a gift? :)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Okay f*** that idea, the f***ing coupon lists the dollar amount I paid for it, the “value” of the groupon, and MY name.
So annoyed.
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Cool Story bro.
This year for Christmas we are getting a gift that we already know about. What is it, you ask? It’s a Christmas ornament celebrating the 2010 World Series Champs, the San Francisco Giants. Huh, that seems dated, you might say. Well, my mother ordered it online last year, expecting it to arrive in time for Christmas. It didn’t. In fact she finally got it at her house in MARCH. She saved it for 9 months and now we are finally getting it for Christmas.
Cal: Bears with Books.
The Year in Technology
Year of the Talking Phone And a Cloud That Got Hot
The iDevices
The lesson here is that Apple is driving the industry toward simpler, more reliable digital experiences tied into ecosystems of content and cloud services. It is expected to bring out radically new iPhones and iPads in 2012. But can it fend off challenges from popular, rapidly improving rivals using Google’s Android operating system? And, in the absence of Mr. Jobs, can it keep churning out game-changing hits?
The Kindle Fire
In 2012, Amazon is expected to bring out a larger, possibly sleeker Fire, and, if it continues to prove popular, it could attract larger numbers of apps designed for the Fire and sold only through Amazon. But despite its success with simple e-readers, Amazon has little experience as a maker of general-purpose computing devices, and it will have to be nimble and creative to keep up with Apple and more-traditional Android rivals.
LTE
Though several cellular technologies claim the moniker “4G” to indicate fast data speeds and greater capacity, only one, LTE (Long Term Evolution,) delivers true broadband speeds consistently. This past year, it finally spread significantly in the U.S., both in terms of geography and in the number of devices supporting it.
The Cloud
The Android Army
Windows
Ultrabooks
Television (not dead)
The reinvention of television picked up steam in 2011, albeit in a small way. Despite some miscues, Netflix streaming of TV shows to many devices grew in popularity. Set-top boxes that bring Internet video to TVs, like the Roku box and Apple TV, got better and more popular, though Google’s competing effort was a dud. Microsoft’s Xbox is set to compete strongly, using its Kinect add-on to find and play media apps with gestures and voice commands.
The big test may come in 2012, when Apple is believed to plan to ship a whole new type of Internet-connected TV, which the company hasn’t confirmed. A big obstacle: Cable and media companies will have a huge say in this potential revolution, and the current system serves them well.
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Texas Keying On Cal’s Keenan Allen
AUSTIN, Texas — Last time out Texas wanted to make sure Robert Griffin III didn’t have a Heisman moment.
The Baylor quarterback had several — the 59-yard pass in the first five minutes of the game being a rather large one — and won the Heisman in large part because of his performance against Texas.
Now Texas is pinpointing another breakout player to stop, Cal’s Keenan Allen. The wide receiver averages 105 yards per game and has topped 1,200 yards this season. He is 12th nationally in receiving yards per game and behind two players Texas has already faced, Baylor’s Kendall Wright and Oklahoma’s Ryan Broyles. The Texas defensive backs didn’t fare too well against either of them. Wright had 166 yards, including the longest touchdown pass given up by Texas, the aforementioned 59-yarder. Broyles had 122 receiving yards and a 40-yard catch.
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Gaudete
This carol is new to me, but I’m loving it!
I really like the way Latin sounds.
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Jerome Randle was waived today.
Stupid Mavs.
no bear, no care
by EchoOfSilence on Dec 22, 2011 10:10 AM PST via mobile reply actions
yeah but that was pretty much it
no bear, no care
by EchoOfSilence on Dec 22, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
The Green Bay Packers are now “America’s Team”
Americans love a winner and that’s not the Dallas Cowboys these days. The team from deep in the Republic of Texas has been replaced as the nation’s most popular team. Aaron Rodgers’ Super Bowl-winning Green Bay Packers were picked by 22 percent of voters as their favorite team in the NFL, according to Public Policy Polling’s newest national survey. The Cowboys finished second, with 11 percent of the vote, followed by the Bears, Giants and Steelers.
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Wow, 22 percent! Go Pack!
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by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
You should’ve started your rebuttal with, “Jane, you ignorant slut!”
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes to the SNL part, but it’s older than Dodge Stratus. IIRC it’s from Weekend Update way back in the 70s with Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtin. Youtube it :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
More important news
Dallas was actually picked as America’s least favorite NFL team. The Cowboys got 22 percent of the negative vote,
F*** YOU, COWBOYS
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
i'd totally wear it.
and embarass the living crap out of my 16 yr old.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Dec 22, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
So, after tablets, what’s the next device?
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
They implant little computers inside your eyelids that gives you a HUD
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
which reminds me, i really really want this
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Yes. Seriously. I’ve got a ski trip planned for the first 3 weekends of january. there better be some damn snow for some of those trips.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
yeah. and the fact that i’d probably get distracted by all the gadgets and crash and burn while skiing has pretty much convinced me it’s the last thing i need.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
The Iron Throne is not for me. (close to done with 2nd book now… wooo)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Widespread augmented reality devices would be nifty.
by puresilence on Dec 22, 2011 10:42 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Already done
http://spectrum.ieee.org/biomedical/bionics/augmented-reality-in-a-contact-lens/0
cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.
Some stupid bullshit.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
One reviewer had this to say about it
经典的童话故事!
非常经典好听的童话故事,孩子很喜欢!
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
The classic fairy tale!
Very nice classic fairy tale, the children love!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
i can’t read that, but given the exclamation points, I can only assume it’s saying Sacramento! Sacramento, Sacramento!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
New levels of Cut the Rope out on Android today!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Oh yay! Thanks!
Did you download Cut The Rope: Holiday Gift?
http://www.androidblip.com/android-games/cut-the-rope-holiday-gift-104080.html
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
No… I’m staying away from adding games to my phone for a bit, i find i have no time to play them anymore.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
But it’s super fun and will get you through numerous BART rides!
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
i’ve got books on my kindle to read now :)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
So are most of the characters in the ones I’m reading, it seems.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
I refuse to give up on them. I will die with my bookshelves that actually have books.
cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.
by cldpc on Dec 22, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
amen
all this tablet junk makes me sad that used bookstores will have much less stock in a couple of decades.
The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.
"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
I drink drip coffee from the office!!
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Young the Giant
is an awesome band. how have I not listened to them before?!
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 11:17 AM PST reply actions
You skipped the train wreck
that was MTV’s VMAs.
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
aw, that’s too bad. I really love the album—“Strings,” “12 Fingers,” “Cough Syrup,” and “Every Little Thing” are standouts.
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
they’ll be in concert at the Fillmore in February!
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
turns out they are my gf’s friend’s band from College 8 at UCSC
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Haha
That’s funny, one time I visited UCSC when my son had first started, he showed us around; and there was this EPICALLY bad white reggae playing outside of College 8/10 quad. I mean comically bad, if fact worse than the parody on Lonely planet. Also: Young the Giant, not that good. (sorry).
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I’ve actually never heard any of their music. My gf was talking to me a couple weeks ago and was like “remember so-and-so that was in college 8 with me?” “uh huh” (I didn’t) “well his band is doing really well and just played the VMA’s” (or something) But it is nice to see slugs doing big things in the world.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I often think that when I am at home doing some gardening.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
i get pissed at them for putting holes in my plants.
by j.lee on Dec 23, 2011 5:18 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Kate Beaton, as always, brings the goods:
Hunks!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Reports say that Matt Barkley will declare that his in fact not Sanchez.
@PeteThamelNYT: Barkley has told teammates he’s returning. Look for good news for USC fans at 4.
cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.
Well, fuck.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Ooof.
I didn’t really expect to win in LA next year anyway, but damn.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
But he’s still going pro, right?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
But he’s stillgoingpro, right?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Dec 22, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
is the #1 qb in the next class? anyone know who else is going pro then?
because right now he’s 3rd right… behind RGIII and Luck
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
Probably. If he’s staying, he’s Heisman leader already.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Yup. Ha ha.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
I’m imagining Barkley sandwiched down on the turf as the meat between two slices of Armstead and that makes me feel slightly better.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
No no, Moalasaurus then comes by to eat the sandwich.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Tiny is more of a bacon press
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Dec 22, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
that’s hella sexual
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Dec 22, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
wonder what his retention bonus is.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
lots of sex?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Dec 22, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
retention bone-us?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Nothing Mora than another shot at UCLA. Hope this doesn’t backfire.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Mora Intensity! Lesa jumping over walls!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
gotta be among the dumbest sports traditions ever.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 1:42 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
This is going to be SO controversial, but here goes...
…I find it quite hard to hate Matt Barkley. Seems like a nice kid.
boooooooooooooooo
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Mostly nice. Decent kid. I suppose he’s BAMmy in a Ken Doll sort of way, but I don’t find him dreamy or anything. I haven’t gone that far astray!!
I dunno, you seem to have a penchant for being attracted to the enemy :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
btw... if i may bitch about work for 1 min
today was supposed to be a work til 12 day. instead, i have meetings basically 1-5 with a 30 min break… wtf.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
How effective can meetings a week before Christmas be? I’d imagine many people would be off?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Dec 22, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
our client shuts down next week
so everyone is offloading their ish to us
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
what aren’t i gonna do?
…
well, i’m probably gonna pack for when i go home.
thanks for indulging my bitch session!
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
im doing my laundry right now in my apt… that makes my mom much happier.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
my mom gets confused when we don’t bring laundry home.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 1:03 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
my mother gets a little upset. “Why did you waste your money?”
my dad asked me last time “Do you even bring any clean clothes home with you?” my response: “why would I do that?”
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
that sucks bro.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
until they start slap fighting.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 1:22 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
TwistNPurr?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 22, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
Good one.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
Prometheus Trailer

By Ridley Scott
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sftuxbvGwiU
Also for your consideration, watch this afterwards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEVY_lonKf4
I am fangasming a little too much right now for coherent thought.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
So long, Middle Class!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
Middle Class!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
OTOH, house sizes have doubled in the last fifty years also.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Middle class!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Hot dog! We have a wiener!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Lisa needs braces!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
spurs-chelsea game was quite entertaining
won’t ruin it for those (unclesam) who haven’t watched yet :)
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
Why would an NBA team play the former president’s daughter?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
asdf

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
That pretty much sums it up for me.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
the Great Reveal at 1:03 is kinda weird, on top of the other video weirdness.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Wow, you watched that far? I gave up after Meow, Meow Bells.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
And Gio Gonzalez is off to the Nationals for….wait for it……prospects.
Gio Gonzalez was the subject of intense interest from numerous big league teams the past two months, and he finally is on the move: A Nationals source confirms to me that Gonzalez is going to Washington in return for four players.
Those players, as first reported by Keith Law, are : right-handers A.J. Cole and Brad Peacock, catcher Derek Norris and left-hander Tom Milone. I’m told that those were the names being discussed as of this morning, though I have yet to hear confirmation from the A’s side that those are the players in the final deal – or even that the deal is officially done.
If they are, that’s a major haul, indeed. According to some rankings, those are four of the Nationals top 10 prospects, with Cole and Peacock No. 3 and 4.
Several teams remain interested in Andrew Bailey, including Boston and Toronto.
Gonzalez will make the Nationals into potential contenders – the team has the makings of a top-notch rotation, and even with this deal, many good young players on the rise.
Gonzalez will be missed in Oakland’s clubhouse. He’s among the most likable players in the game – numerous Major League Baseball officials have told me that Gonzalez was their favorite All-Star this past summer because he was so friendly and treated everyone from the parking attendants to the fans to the sponsors beautifully.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
I’m not sure I can name a single A.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Are Pennington and Suzuki still A’s?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
Who knows!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
anderson and braden are still on the team (last year’s rotation), but both recovering from major injuries
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
yes
The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.
"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
There’s the fat one with the thing, uh, the little wiener who’s always got his hands in his pockets!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
seriously…nothing gets you pumped for the new season like prospects…
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 2:12 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
my friend who’s a huge A’s fan and writes on Athletics Nation likes the trade a lot.
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
They’re all Billy Beane Sunshine Pumpers at AN!!!!! He’s GMing not to lose!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
I knew it was coming but I still am not sure I like it. It’s like the 2006 sell off of the Hudson/Mulder, which worked out ok, but still left us where we are now.
Well, I feel like if you’re gonna do rebuilding, and goodness knows the A’s need rebuilding at this point, then do it wholesale and put together what could be a real contender in a few years. Tinkering around the edges isn’t going to do it.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
yep, and Beane is going full-blown rebuild right now.
by the federer express on Dec 22, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
A ZONAL FLOW SETS UP OVER THE PACIFIC NW AND NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
NEXT WEEK. EMBEDDED SHORTWAVES WILL MOVE THROUGH THE FLOW TO THE
PACIFIC NW COAST. THE DISTRICT WILL BE ON THE SOUTHERN EDGE OF THE
ZONAL FLOW WITH MOST OF THE SIGNIFICANT RAIN STAYING NORTH OF THE
DISTRICT. HOWEVER…STARTING TUESDAY THERE IS AT LEAST A CHANCE OF
RAIN…MAINLY NORTH OF THE GOLDEN GATE THROUGH THURSDAY WITH
CHANCE/SLIGHT CHC FURTHER SOUTH.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
What’s the San Diego forecast for the Holiday Bowl?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
TEXAS PLAYERS WAKE UP AND REALIZE THEY’RE STUCK IN A TERRIBLE STATE, QUIT OUT OF SHAME
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
CONTINUED FAIR AND DRY
FOR THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEAK [sic] WITH GRADUAL COOLING.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 22, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Yikes ...
(Link)
Firefighters are battling a massive five-alarm blaze centered in an almost century-old four-story apartment building at 1015 Pierce Street near San Francisco’s Alamo Square.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
House Republicans Finally Cave
Payroll tax cut and unemployment benefits extended at least 2 months longer.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
Finally, the anti-business party of higher taxes caves to Obama, the great tax cutter!
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Well, that last bit is true. Obama has been a pretty big tax cutter for the past 3 years. He extended ALL the Bush tax cuts and tossed in the payroll tax cut on top of it. Plus a good chunk of ARRA was tax cuts and credits I believe.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
they just said fuck it, need to get out of dc.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 3:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I’m not sure how it would be possible to sit next to a panda on an airplane and not just hug it the whole time. How can this dude resist?
that
is the sad and actual truth.
But even better news: all this horseshit will start again in two months!
The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.
"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Hahahahaha
But they were going end up here anyway – They’re going to take a hit politically anyway, and now they look incompetent as well. McConnell totally cut them off at the knees. Man, this is just priceless.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Yep
My favorite columnist/blogger Jon Chait had a good post about this the other day:
Why Are House Republicans Acting Out?
The House Republicans refusing to extend the payroll tax holiday are carrying out a spasm of anger and resentment so politically irrational that fellow Republicans are openly trying to slap some sense into them. The question is what they’re so angry about.
The proximate cause is that Republicans think that the bottom half of the income distribution already pays too little in taxes. A payroll tax holiday simply gives more to the "takers" and increases the burden on the "makers." That’s why Republicans are throwing sand in the gears – they want to either block the extension of the payroll tax holiday, or at least wring some concessions out of the White House for it.
But a deeper, aggravating factor is that the House Republican majority has started to burn out on the ecstasy of its midterm triumph and is reaching the "is this is all there is?" stage of the revolution…
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
i'm seeing a betting opportunity
kansas -6.5 v usc. sc’s gonna get killed. don’t see them keeping it close, even at galen.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 3:48 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
What do you use, bodog?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
I know virtually nothing about this. Is it actually legal or is it kind of on the fringes of legality?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
just tough getting money in/out.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 4:06 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Is it run out of another country like Intrade?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Ahh, yeah that could be frustrating then.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
no? bro says it’s tough for him. i don’t use.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 4:24 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
bookie or buddy in vegas usually.
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 4:02 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Speaking of Dumb Republicans
"And then he got on the topic of first ladies and their special interests, and he said most first ladies have serious projects," Marsh-Meigs said in an interview. "He implied that Michelle Obama being interested in childhood obesity was not serious, he sort of made fun of it and then he made fun of her. He said something like, look at her big butt."
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1211/70788.html#ixzz1hJLK6SXL
In related news, Sensenbrenner revealed that Sir Mix A Lot is his favorite rapper.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
rishi you should post more cute pictures of animals
thx.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
Oh, I guess you don't need me anymore after you bought that Tickle-Me Elmo

2011 World Cup Champions Team India
did someone throw an interception?
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 4:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
lulz
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, they are.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
…that’s kind of an ugly kitten.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
Haters gonna hate
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2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Dec 22, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I love kitties, I’m just sayin’…
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Give it a break! It’s probably less than two weeks old. Like human babies, kittens take a while to cute up.
CGB: The Strangest Blog
I don’t know what you’re talking about, my daughters were adorable from the word go.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I kept expecting Ragscub to be all alien head shaped and wrinkly and look like Winston Churchill but she was perfect. Didn’t even cry, just squawked to let us know she was here.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I’m trying not to imagine anyone birthing a Winston Churchill-looking baby, but there’s something to be said fo rkeeping expectations low.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
My Nonni tells a story that my dad was so ugly and pointy-headed when he was born that she denied that he was hers when they first brought him to her and demanded that they bring her her real baby, because her baby would NOT look like that. This went on for a couple of days until they finally convinced her that, indeed, this mess of an infant was indeed her offspring.
catmobile.
nanananananana cat man!
by j.lee on Dec 22, 2011 4:42 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
awwwwwwwwwwww
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
YAY GO BEARS
and… TAKE OFF THAT RED WRAPPING PAPER!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
They’re just waiting for me to come back!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Just got back from a quick gift search in Union Square and it is crazy out there!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
It’s a secret. A little something for the GF.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
wood chipper?
floor sander?
air compressor?
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Dec 22, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I don't even have to click on that link
…to know the $#!t that’s gotta be there.
Good movie, Fargo. Really good movie.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
Sadly, no.
I’d love to, but it simply was not in the cards this year.
I’ll have more thoughts for you, later.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
*daps*
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
bought for the gf: snuggie, knit hat.
last year: slippers. i think she gets cold easily.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
it’s really embarrassing to be reading the DBD on my tablet while waiting for the transbay bus. everyone prolly thinksI’m some weird that bought a tablet to look at pictures of kittens wherever I go.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 5:25 PM PST via Android app reply actions 2 recs
what tablet do you have? I’m assuming it has 3G?
by the federer express on Dec 23, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Innovative.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Dec 22, 2011 5:54 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Giants' rainy day fund dodges another bullet
Carlos Beltran to Cardinals for 2 years/$26M
The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.
"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
Checking in from Vegas
Looking forward to the game tomorrow… Almost stayed at Hooter’s for $20 for the sheer absurdity of it, but just couldn’t…

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