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DBD 12.20.11 Last Minute Christmas Gifts!

Well, friends, five days until Christmas. Kinda sat, innit? Pretty soon, all the Christmas decorations and the trees and the lights... all gone :(

Great, I don't want to post this DBD anymore.

Wait, no, I'll push through it. All right, Rishi, gather yourself.

....

So five days and I'd imagine most people aren't done with their Christmas shopping yet? But some people are just hard to shop for! So let's instead use the the CGB community to try to help each other out! Give ideas! Help find a gift for a specific person!

Here's my list of go-to gifts (which I've mostly exhausted by now)

For girls:

- Stuffed animals (bonus if you get the Little Brown Bear from Bloomingdales, since part of that goes to charity and that just makes everyone feel all warm and fuzzy and that's before they cuddle the teddy!)

- Perfume: It's a tough one, but if you know the girl well enough, it can make for a great gift. Go to Sephora and describe the person you want to buy perfume for and find their suggestions. Then buy the perfume somewhere else cause Sephora is expensive

- Chocolate. Self-explanatory.

For guys:

- Alcohol: depends what they drink, but a good bottle of wine or whiskey or whatever.

- Cologne: Different strategy than picking perfume for girls; pick a cologne that you think girls would like

- Cufflinks: Most guys do not have enough of these

And that's my list of ideas. Okay, GO BEARS!


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Niners defense plays lights out against the Steelers

WOOO

On Monday night, the San Francisco 49ers hosted the James Harrison-less Pittsburgh Steelers at Candlestick Park. Two 10-3 playoff-bound teams colliding in a head-to-head match-up on the big stage with post-season implications on the line. All signs before the game pointed to a competitive, hard-nosed contest between two similarly built teams — and it did not disappoint.

The game was initially delayed by a power outage; a transformer blew at roughly 5:19 PT, postponing the 5:30 regularly scheduled kick off time a half hour. I expected lights to go out, but I thought they were going to be Ben Roethlisberger’s (which would’ve been the case had it not been for a lot of those quick releases). Right off the bat, I thought there were too many Terrible Towels in the stands but the Faithful countered with a strong presence.

With Patrick Willis still out, Larry Grant once again started alongside NaVorro Bowman. That defense started out hot early, ending the Steelers first drive with a Carlos Rogers interception — his 6th of the season. And the 49er D continued to be an enigma for offenses that like to move the ball on the ground. Before the game, the pre-game hype with Boomer and the guys was complimentary regarding the Niners front seven; calling it “perhaps the best in the league” and more.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 6:55 AM PST reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

There were a lot of Steelers fans walking around downtown yesterday. Very cool.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw one guy posing with a terrible towel in front of the Ben & Jerry’s at Haight/Ashbury on Sunday. I’m sure that was the highlight of his trip.

by minesweeper on Dec 20, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think what we learned from that game is that a high-ankle sprain can turn Roethlisberger into 2nd half of the 2007 season Nate Longshore.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh the pain…

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 5:50 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Bears win!

Cal 70, UC Santa Barbara 50: Justin Cobbs Doesn’t Eat Chipotle, Saves The Day

With Richard Solomon out against a feisty UCSB team, Cal fans were justified feeling nervous. When it was announced about a hour before tip time that the talismanic Jorge Gutierrez would miss the game and that Harper Kamp and Robert Thurman would play despite food poisoning, I felt that Cal went from a solid favorite to arguably a slight, slight underdog, depending on how much Kamp could give on the court.

Justin Cobbs laughed at my lack of faith, to the tune of 25 points on 10-12 shooting and spectacular defense on NBA-ready guard Orlando Johnson. Whenever you average more than 2 points per shot you probably had a pretty amazing offensive game. And to play a major role in holding the other team’s best player to 9 points on 4-13 shooting? All while spending 38 minutes on the court? In his post game interview with Roxy, Monty described Cobbs’s effort as ‘spectacular,’ which is about as strong a superlative as you’ll ever hear him use.

It was a statement by both Cobbs and the Bears that this team is more than the triumvirate of Jorge, Harper and Allen Crabbe. David Kravish did an excellent job replacing Richard Solomon’s rebounding and interior defense, and played 34 key minutes. Brandon Smith chipped in seven assists. And while Emerson Murray, Bak Bak and Jeff Powers didn’t bring much offensively, they all kept up the defensive intensity

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 6:56 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Cobbs

10 of 12 from the floor (3-3 on 3’s), plus great defense on a guy whom “nearly a dozen” NBA scouts were at Haas watching.

Wow wow, Cobbsey. Cobbsey Cobbsey WOW WOW!

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

This seems like a game that could pay dividends down the line as some bench players got some good experience and held things together. I really like where this team is headed.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 7:02 AM PST reply actions  

HAHA WUT?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

lol!

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty awesome. And sooo cool that Rickey was at the game. By far my favorite player of all time in any sport, and was really gracious to me as a 12 year old when I saw him in Oakland airport and shook his hand.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Rickey Henderson!

One of my favorites players of all time to watch in person.

When I was at KALX, we had a press credential to cover Giants and A’s games if we wanted. I used them a few times. Only three players ever acknowledged me unsolicited with a “hello” or “how are you doing” or some other greeting — Will Clark, Stan Javier, and Rickey Henderson.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And...

Wally Haas = awesome!

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

As a Dodgers fan, I’m not ashamed to say I love Will Clark’s swing. Prettiest swing in baseball.

by HeyAlumniGo on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

what’d you think of Griffey Jr.’s?

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I always thought that both of them were so perfect.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

or some reason, I liked Will’s better. I did like his intensity when he plays. As long as he sucked against the Dodgers. Griffey’s swing is pretty though. I wonder why lefty swings are much more prettier than righty swings.

by HeyAlumniGo on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

fify
I wonder why lefty swings are much more prettier than righty swings.

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by FiatSlug on Dec 20, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“one of the most hardest-hitting safeties in the league!”

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

AH PUT THE TEAM ON MAH BACK

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

“you can’t stop me! cross the planeeeeeeeeeee…TOUCHDOWNNNN”

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

F*** YOU GUMBY!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I really, really want this guy to be TV football commentator.

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

So much better than Craig James! And then what if he runs for Senate?!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

he’ll be debating legislation like this! “but earlier doe…”

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s get in the head of the opposition Senator!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Kelsey Grammer did what now?

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

had a hot daughter

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A left hander’s swing naturally carries him to first base, so it is easier to complete the swing. A right hander, on the other hand, has two competing sources of momentum: the move towards first base, and the swing pulling him the other way.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm, that’s actually a pretty nice explanation

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

A second possible reason is that some hitters (like myself) learned to switch hit to gain an advantage. Since lefty-hitting is “unnatural” for me, I had to spend a lot of time on mechanics from that side. As a result, I guess it looks better?

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

rickey henderson?! nice. dude was awesome to watch.

and i love his john olerud story.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh, I wanted to go to this game, but I had plans to watch Monday Night Football (which was also fun). Can’t do everything

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought YOU could!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

lol that’s sweet

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Gennifer Brandon is the Pac-12 POTW
Yay, Gen

California Golden Bear redshirt sophomore forward Gennifer Brandon was named Bank of the West Pac-12 Women’s Basketball Player of the Week for the week of Dec. 12-18, Commissioner Larry Scott announced today. With the help of Brandon’s 24-point, 24-rebound performance, the Golden Bears nearly knocked off 12th-ranked Ohio State last week.

Brandon scored 24 points and grabbed 24 rebounds in the 77-75 setback to the Buckeyes in Berkeley. The 24 boards were a Haas Pavilion record and one shy of tying the all-time Pac-12 single game record. Brandon had a double-double in the first half alone, tallying 12 points and 12 boards in 12 minutes. For the game, she was 9-for-15 from the floor and 6-for-10 from the free throw line.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:13 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I wonder how many times growing up that her name was pronounced with a hard “G”.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

At least it wasn’t pronounced with an ‘H’!

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

hennifer?! what a stupid name!!

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Brandon was very good as a freshman, but she has made a huge leap this year into being truly outstanding. Cal actually got a good break, in an unexpected way, with Brandon missing all last season with a stress fracture. She probably could have come back late in the season, but Boyle decided not to spend a year of her eligibility when the season was clearly going nowhere. So she’s only a blue-shirt sophomore, and we’ve got year for 2 1/2 more years!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

but Boyle decided not to spend a year of her eligibility when the season was clearly going nowhere.

So Boyle is the anti-Ketih Gilbertson!

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Argh!

And also the anti-Keith Gilbertson

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Auntie Keith Gilbertson?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WBB game tonight at Haas
Cal vs. Dartmouth, 7:00 pm

The California Golden Bears (8-3) close out the non-conference portion of their schedule at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 20 when they host the Dartmouth Big Green (2-7).

The Bears are 8-3 this season against non-Pac-12 opponents with their only three losses coming against ranked teams. The Bears losses were by a combined six points, falling to now-ranked No. 11 Rutgers 73-70 and to still-ranked No. 24 Texas, 61-60. The Bears nearly pulled off the upset over No. 12 Ohio State on Saturday. The Bears trailed by 14 points with five and a half minutes left in the game. Cal trailed by just two points with 20 seconds left in the game, and they had possession of the basketball. Cal got the ball in under the hoop, but never had a clean look at the basket. They threw up three shots in the final seconds, none of which fell in, with Ohio State holding on for the two-point victory.

The Bears are trying to win nine games against regular-season non-conference opponents for the fourth time in the last six years. The Bears went 9-1 in 2006-07 and 9-2 in both 2007-08 and 2008-09. Last year, Cal went 8-3 before jumping into Pac-10 action.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:15 AM PST reply actions  

If you’re going to the game tonight, note this

Please Note: Construction on Zellerbach Hall will directly affecting ticket operations on December 20th vs Dartmouth. There will only be an eight foot clearance between the construction fences and ticket booth at Haas Pavilion, so fans are encouraged to arrive early to avoid access-related delays.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal athletics has acknowledged Warren Hellman's passing
“True Friend” of Cal

Warren Hellman, a visionary leader and philanthropist, passed away Sunday at the age of 77, leaving a lasting impact on both Cal Athletics and the University as a whole.

“Warren lived his life with tremendous passion and remarkable compassion,” Chancellor Robert J. Birgeneau said. "His contributions helped people, ideas and causes at UC Berkeley, the Bay Area and the world. The Cal family for generations to come is indebted to him for his support of Berkeley and public higher education.

A member of the Golden Bear water polo team and a 1955 Cal graduate, Hellman was a lifelong supporter and advocate for Cal Athletics. He enjoyed getting to know student-athletes on a personal basis and hearing their inspiring stories.

“Cal Athletics will miss a true friend in Warren Hellman, who cared so deeply about our student-athletes and our University.” Director of Athletics Sandy Barbour said. “His vision and commitment to world-class programs truly benefited our entire department, from the need for fully-funded scholarships to hiring and retaining high-level coaches and building state-of-the-art facilities. He was dedicated to our student-athletes having the necessary conditions for success at Cal. Warren was so proud of the accomplishments of our aquatics programs overall, particularly last year when both our swimming teams won NCAA championships and our water polo squads were national runners up.”

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:18 AM PST reply actions  

Kindle Fire for $10 off!

If you use a Mastercard to buy it

And use coupon code: 3TLRXE3N

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

Cal athletics published the official release on something called the Holiday Bowl
Seven days ’til game day!

Kickoff – Cal vs. Texas Wed., Dec. 28 (5:00 p.m. PT)
Cal (7-5, 4-5 Pac-12) and Texas (7-5, 4-5 Big 12) will meet for the first time in 41 years in the 2011 Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl. Both teams enter the game with identical overall and conference records. Cal finished fourth in the North division of the Pac-12, while Texas tied for sixth in the Big 12. Only two seasons ago, the Longhorns played in the BCS National Championship Game, falling 37-21 to Alabama at The Rose Bowl.

Cal finished the 2011 campaign with three victories in its final four contests, with its only loss during the stretch by a slim 31-28 margin on the road to a Stanford team that is headed to the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl against Oklahoma State after finishing the regular season ranked No. 4 in the BCS Standings, AP Top 25 and USA Today Poll. The Bears started their final month of the regular season with home victories over Washington State and Oregon State, and finished November with an emphatic 47-38 road victory in their regular-season finale over an Arizona State team that had been nationally ranked most of the season.

Texas began its 2011 season with four straight victories and was 6-2 before dropping three of its final four regular-season contests. Two of the three losses came to nationally-ranked teams on the road at Kansas State and against Baylor at home. The Longhorns also fell on the road at Missouri. The lone win during the stretch came in their rival game at Texas Tech.

Texas holds an all-time series lead of 4-0 over Cal, and was ranked in the nation’s top 10 in each previous meeting, including the last matchup in 1970 in Austin when a second-ranked Longhorns club prevailed, 56-15. A No. 10 UT team also took the first meeting in 1959 in Austin, 33-0, while the other games were contested in Berkeley with No. 4 Texas squads winning 28-3 in 1961 and 17-0 in 1969.

Cal and Texas will see more of each other in the near future as the teams have scheduled a home-and-home series for the 2015 and 2016 seasons, with the Bears visiting Austin on Sept. 12, 2015, and UT making a return trip to Berkeley on Sept. 10, 2016.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

Just noticed something in the release is already outdated
Live Coverage
TV: ESPN – Rece Davis (Play-by-Play), Craig James (Analyst), Jesse Palmer (Analyst), Jenn Brown (Sideline)

As we learned yesterday, we will be spared James’ multiple pronunciations of Isi Sofele:

James already was going to miss Tuesday night’s ESPN telecast of the Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Bowl. His replacement is Danny Kanell. He was scheduled to work two other bowl games as well; no replacement has been named.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like Christmas came early!

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

what happened to him?

(yes, i live under a rock most of the time)

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Running for Senate

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

He already won ‘The Douche’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

so he announced and

is taking a leave from boring me to tears?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

How could he bore you?

Weren’t you on the edge of your seat with anticipation, waiting to hear the next way he mispronounced “Isi Sofele”?

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Groan. I like the CSN team of Roxy, Paws and Towny on the sideline. Can we just get that full time for Cal Football?

by daveman on Dec 21, 2011 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone gone for Christmas Mass in SF?

For Christmas morning? Was thinking of going just out of interest. Like Grace Cathedral or something?

I also know there’s Midnight Mass, but I hear that involves showing up several hours early.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

Not Christmas Mass...

But when I lived in SF, I used to attend Mass regularly at St. Anne’s of the Sunset on Judah Street (Sunset Dist). I liked it there. And it’s easily accessible taking the N Judah on MUNI.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I recommend

Old St. Mary’s in Chinatown. It’s staffed by the Paulists, an order formed in America that is interested in using modern media and grappling with modern life.

Their masses are at 8:30 and 11 on Christmas Day and they seem to have a Christmas eve concert before mass at midnight.

For an alternate historical experience you could go to Mission Dolores. I’m sure Christmas services will be in the basilica and don’t think the mission/museum will be open on Christmas day. But they’ve had Christmas mass on the site since 1776.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

forgot to say

the Paulists also staff Newman Hall at Berkeley, if anyone is familiar with that.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That's were we got married

Our kids look at our wedding album now and ask why we got married in a cave.

by classof87 on Dec 20, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

It’s really more of a bunker! Brutalism!

Fun Newman fact: the big sculpture installation at the Embarcadero BART that looks like a spinal column or something is from the same artist that made the altar and Flinstone chair at Newman.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

And I always get in trouble here when I call it The Cave!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

True Story

My in-laws were married there and my father-in-law’s aunt, as a wedding gift, donated money to the church and had their names inscribed in bricks in the front apse of the church.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume you're talking about St. Mary's

They also have noontime concerts during the week which are nice.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, St. Mary’s in Chinatown. Whenever we are in the city, and in particular, in Chinatown, we stop by and visit the bricks.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good place. They are the people that do the Ash Wednesday services downtown each year, at the Hyatt or in Embarcadero Center or whatever.

Plus… dim sum after Christmas church! A San Francisco treat!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! What do they do at Christmas Mass? Any singing by the choirs or is it speaking or what?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

regular service with special music usually

sometimes it is a fully musical service (i.e., all the normally spoken service parts are sung as well).

for example: Handel’s Messiah is a straight up Easter Service if you do it front to back.

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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooh, nice!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

The Catholic mass would be a combination of speaking and singing no matter which one you attend. I’m not sure if OSM will have their choir at both or just one, but the choir was very good the last time I heard them.

There’s a bit more information for the St. Ignatius services.. that’s the Jesuit church at USF. They’ll have organ/choir at 8:30, “contemporary ensemble” at 9:30 which I imagine is guitar, horns, etc., and full choir at 11 AM.

Any of these places will be pretty welcoming. I like the little church at UCSF too, St. John of God.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice! So would you recommend OSM over Grace or anything like that?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I have only been to a couple Episcopalian services in my life, and none at Grace Cathedral, so I have no opinion about that.

As I said you might get a little more out of the Old St. Mary’s service than some of the others; if you want a more traditional kind of experience the organ/choir thing at St. Ignatius might be a better fit.

Also I imagine there’s Indian-language mass somewhere in SF but I couldn’t tell you where. I know there’s Portuguese, French, Italian, Arabic, Tagalog…

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow, St. Ignatius looks wonderful as well! I am more going for the experience, so this might be perfect. Thanks!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad I suggested it… it’s very beautiful. Also, I always feel terribly underdressed there so you should be all set. FWIW!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY GO BEARS

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

SI is a really beautiful church. Also, it will be easier to park around there than at OSM.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d imagine at that point, I’d have to just get garage parking, innit?

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

For Old St. Mary’s , there’s a big garage across the street, and a young athletic soul like yourself should be able to find a metered space somewhere around. Especially if you park a few blocks downhill and not in Chinatown.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d have no problem with that, but I’m bringing my mother; not sure if she’d wanna walk several blocks uphill.

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You could always drop her off at the church and then park?

Just for reference it’s one block up from the B of A building. I’d think you could park on Kearny there on Christmas Day.

Or take the cable car uphill for a real San Francisco treat!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a bad plan! I’ll give that a shot. Thanks!

PS, post your DBD!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Rocksanddirt and nattering are right, with one possible exception—
If you go to a Christmas Eve mass, there might be a children’s Christmas pageant in lieu of (or in addition to) the priest’s homily.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Taking notes! Will go to Christmas Day Mass!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

check w/the church

when I was going to Newman in Berkeley, the big production mass was christmas ‘midnight’ (we started at 9 pm with music, service at 10:30 or so)

and the Christmas morning was a kid centric service.

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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Good call, I’ll place a couple calls out today.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the (Christmas Eve) midnight masses are pretty interesting, and if I had to go to one that’s the one I’d pick. Maybe it depends church to church.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they sing at those too?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Depending on which Christmas Mass you go to, it may be a bit longer and more of an event. More music, longer homily, etc. I forget if the readings are the same every year though.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Homily?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Like a short devotional or sermon.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Thanks.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

And sometimes there’s extra singing before the mass, sort of like at a wedding that there’s music before the wedding starts.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, cool. I’m really looking forward to the music.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe the readings are the same every year. However, there are different readings depending on when you attend:
- a Vigil (Christmas Eve) Mass,
- during the night/at midnight,
- at dawn, or
- during the day

by calgbear on Dec 20, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

other historic Catholic churches in SF

Worth checking out are St. Patrick’s on Mission St, Notre Dame de Victoire on Bush (especially if you like French carols) and Sts Peter and Paul on Washington Sq in North Beach. Should all have traditional full choir Midnight masses.

by classof87 on Dec 20, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How early do you have to get there to get a seat for Midnight Mass?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

really varies

Depending on the church. I can show up at St Thomas Apostle (my local parish) at 11:55 and be right up front. So maybe call to ask the parish staff.

by classof87 on Dec 20, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Will do Thanks!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to mass at Sts Peter and Paul. Very pretty church. I remember there used to be this old bald priest that would sing. Not a great voice. Wonder if he is still there.

by HeyAlumniGo on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

….. why?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

For fun?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

To honor our Lord and Savior, Tim Tebow.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks be to Tebow.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Sound Sleep Deluxe for Android for free today

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004XIUDJ8

Supposedly provides ambient noise to help you fall asleep

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 7:24 AM PST reply actions  

De La Salle football: still awesome

A couple of Cal mentions in this article:

What we learned from the CIF state-bowl championships:

* De La Salle-Concord’s defense is the best I’ve seen in the region since 1984. After his team shut out the nation’s No. 6 team Westlake-Westlake Village 35-0 in the Open Division, De La Salle defensive coordinator Terry Eidson almost agreed. “If you said it was the best defense we’ve ever had, you’d get no argument from me,” Eidson said.

* It had five shutouts, allowed 7.8 points per game and its first-string didn’t give up a touchdown in the postseason. Besides having the best linebacker trio in the state – Cal-bound Michael Barton and blue-chip juniors Michael Hutchings and David Moffitt – the Spartans “swarm and were relentless,” Eidson said. “We didn’t cause a lot of turnovers, but always had four guys around the ball.”

* De La Salle’s top offensive lineman Luc Hamilton, like most in Alumbaugh’s system, won’t play in college. At 6-foot-2 and 235 pounds, he’s not big enough for Division I. He’ll play rugby at Cal. Hamilton said he feels as if he has played at the highest level of football. “There’s just no other football like De La Salle,” he said. “We play to our potential. We finished it right.”

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

From De La Salle to Coach Clark? This guy WANTS IT.

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by EchoOfSilence on Dec 20, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray

sup

A novel conversation piece and cocktail party icebreaker, the Gin & Titonic Ice Cube Tray is made of ice blue, food-safe synthetic rubber and features four ocean liners and four icebergs. Created by Fred & Friends, the home design firm whose goal is to "put a smile on your face," this ice cube tray (measuring 5.8 by 1.2 by 6.2 inches) is sure to add some grim humor to your next event—the iceberg shaped ice cube floats while the Titanic-inspired ocean liner gently lists. Packed in a recyclable clear box, the Gin & Titonic ice cube tray is perfect for your next Oscar party and makes a great gift for Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet fans.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

it’s not too soon

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing it’s packed in a recyclable clear box, there’s no way I would otherwise have bought one.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

If only the Titanic were biodegradable!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Then how could we watch it in 3D?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

To put a smile on your face, hm?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What a company!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked the first couple of episodes but then lost interest and stopped watching. Anyone watch the whole thing?

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The mrs watches it. I’ve seen bit and pieces, it looked like it had some potential to be a decent show. But she records it and watches it when I’m not home, so I haven’t seen any of it in at least a month or so.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I never got around to watching it, so this seems like a perfect way to at least give it a shot

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The wife and I watched it, it had its moments and was “ok”.

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by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

U.S. Housing Starts Jump 9.3%, to Highest in Year

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Builders broke ground in November on more houses than at any time in the past 19 months, led by a surge in multifamily units, signaling the market is stabilizing heading into 2012.

Starts increased 9.3 percent to a 685,000 annual rate, exceeding the highest estimate of economists surveyed by Bloomberg News and the most since April 2010, Commerce Department figures showed today in Washington. Building permits, a proxy for future construction, also climbed to a more than one-year high.

Work on multifamily units like apartments and townhouses is growing as the rental market improves. Single-family-home construction may be starting to strengthen as lower home prices and borrowing costs near record lows draw in some buyers, even as builders face competition from existing houses as another wave of foreclosures throws more marked-down properties on the market.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 7:54 AM PST reply actions  

apartment buildings FTW!!!!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed – wave of the future. Ownership society, HA!

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sarcasm aside, I think we could do with less home ownership, it impedes labor mobility.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You know what else impedes labor mobility? Having a fuckload of stuff.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Also true. Perhaps we should change the tax code so that there are incentives to become nomads who can fit everything in a mid-size car.

(I almost used the word “incentivize” and then I realized this isn’t a work document.)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

(I would have used it without even thinking, so you’re one up on me.)

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

do you have a staple puller handy?

pinch your hand with it everytime you use one of those icky work words.

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by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that's been done

You obviously missed the 60 Minutes segment on the growing numbers of folks living in vehicles.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Like a van down by the river?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Way down upon the Suwanee River?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think that was planned though

I wasn’t thinking about this in terms of involuntary hardship.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

debbie downer.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

wrong skit

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the worst Mad Max ever! Who cares that the world is running low on office supplies?!

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Hire movers! I thought we went over this already?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially if DBD 1%ers chip in :)

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the ideal rate? Like 60% or something? Aren’t we still a little above that?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it depends on urban vs surburban population split?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Will this make prices go further down? ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish apartment rents would go down :(

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

you can always move to the midwest

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Indiana, here I come!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

my cousin is doing TFA for detroit, he lives in some nice suburb outside the city and pays like 250 a month for a 2br house… ridiculous.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was in Chicago, I lived two blocks from Navy Pier in a huge one bedroom, fully-furnished apartment with a balcony overlooking Lake Michigan.

It was $1K a month

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to hear stories of grad students in the midwest and the south who could afford to buy houses on their salaries.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

A nice suburb outside Detroit?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ann Arbor ;)

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by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nice

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Move to the East Bay! Lots cheaper, much more boho.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You transposed the letters in “hobo”.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

hehe

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Will that let me walk to work in ten minutes?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

If you work over here, sure.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, okay, so switch jobs too!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Cugel for DBD president!

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The CA housing market is an absolute failure.

People are leaving in droves primarily because supply can’t meet demand. The frustration got too much for my family and we moved away two years ago. So ar most of our college friends have done the same.

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

/is fine with this

//all of this?
///allofit

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The Best 11th Hour Gifts

Actually, these kinda suck

Enter the e-gift. E-commerce research firm Elastic Path estimates 27% of shoppers will make a present of a virtual gift such as e-books, apps or Facebook credits this year. The number of retail chains offering gift cards sent via email or cellphone has also jumped, with more than half now offering such options, according to surveys from CreditCards.com and Bankrate.com. “People feel more comfortable buying and receiving digital gifts,” says Judd Lillestrand, chief executive of gift-card comparison site ScripSmart.

Daily deal vouchers

Digital content

E-tickets

Gift cards

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

These are not always bad, I’m give my sister 6 months of Netflix.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. I actually saw some decent stuff via GRPN and whatnot that would make a good gift… but who the hell wants to give a paper voucher to someone? Feels cheap

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

When it’s what they want…

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I still couldn’t just give someone a piece of paper that says he can eat dinner at such and such a place.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

what about a voucher for 10 hugs?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Hugging: When giving and receiving are just as good.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Read: equally bad.

Besides, obviously the best gift is an extra plot of land in Farmville.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But I gave everyone that last year!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

At some point, you have to give and respect people’s preferences. I know my family is a little out of the norm on this one, but that’s how we roll. (Driven originally by my mother’s pathological aversion to getting / giving “dud” gifts.)

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by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You okay with gift certificates?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m okay with anything that doesn’t suck. My mother in law and her husband sent me a gift certificate for Nordstrom, and I’m perfectly happy to cash that in.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

I guess I’d personally rather get a gift that someone put some thought into. Just… if you’re gonna buy a shirt for me, at least ask my size?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

aren't you a xxl?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

You kid, but I have about three Large-sized shirts that are gathering dust.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

.............

What’s the problem? If you buy shirts that are too small to motivate yourself to lose weight, then this should work the same way, right?

Btw, would you like a Vegan Cupcake make with coffee beans?

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks tasty! Where’d you find those?!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Vegan Cupcakes Take over the World
I found it as a joke, but I actually think this would make a great christmas present for you. Send me your address, I’ll send it to you. Or if Twist has it, I can coordinate with him.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow, cool. Thanks for the link!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t eat them all at once, or you won’t gain any weight.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

So if I eat all 75 cupcakes, I’ll lose weight?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes., and 25x more weight loss than if you ate 3 cupcakes

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

WOOO MATH IS FUN!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

More Vegan Cupcakes

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

VEGAN RED VELVET CUPCAKE?!

WANT SO BADLY

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Met them at the Eat Real fest last year. They were in the booth next to us, real cool chicks.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Were they tasty?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly good for vegan cupcakes. They kept wanting to trade with us for the Bhel puri we were serving.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Which booth were you, if you don’t mind me asking?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Soul Cocina. We were directly across from the patio at Bocanova. We had the bike powered blender out front.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s Eat Real fest?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Judging by the conversation it seems to be a place where people go to share their meticulously-crafted food-substitutes.

Which is a bit ironic, I think.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

(Which is why it is better to actually look things up, because actually all that shit looks delicious.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

This is Eat Real.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

JLS local food booth thing.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a great, delicious time. Is it an annual thing every September in Oakland?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I only heard about it last year, I dn’t know how long its been going on. But I’d guess it’ll be around next year. prolly golden oso knows for sure.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

This was its 3rd year and also was the 1st year it’s been held in September (previous years held in August). It gets a little better every year. I have friends who work it every year and I usually volunteer to help them out. I’ve been as a spectator and worked one. Definitely had more fun working.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, picture this, because it’s happened more than once:

Christmas rolls around. I open a gift from my mother in law, it’s a gift card. Great: I can buy some shirts! My wife opens a gift from her mother: it’s a knitted article of clothing in colors that don’t suit her, that’s ugly, and in no way looks like anything she’s ever voluntarily worn.

Which gift reflects less thought about what someone might want?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point. A gift is not automatically better than a gift card, as your situation points out.

But a gift that’s actually fully thought out, etc?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the presents that made me happiest was a little pack of things like a business card holder, cloth for cleaning glasses, etc., that my wife gave me – because she was responding to grumbles from me. I hadn’t even realized I was missing these items, but they made a real day to day difference in how smoothly my day went.

Just like Fire Starkey, about the only person who can get me something that I’d actually like is the missus.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Well brb gotta go return my Christmas gift for you

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Awe, you shouldn’t have.

Sometimes it really is the thought that counts, as anyone who has received half-assed home-made gifts from their children can tell you.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i'm doing homemade for my parents this year

well home cooked i guess.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Try not to burn the corn flakes this year!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

my rice krispie treats are gonna be soooo awesome

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Just don’t leave them in the oven for five hours again

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, Rice Krispie Jerky is delicious and can be stored for use at future holiday events!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

But the world will be over prior to the next holiday event.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

i thought 5:00 meant minutes, OK?!

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It was nice of your parents to still eat them!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

lol at Indian time!

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Indian time goes the other way. 5 minutes means 5 hours.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, now, those homemade Christmas ornaments continue to hang on the family Christmas tree to this day!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell you how pleased I am that the local elementary school is too multi-culti for that sort of thing.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

But I like my Rudolph made of popsicle sticks back from 1st grade

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

my mom still puts all of our old ornaments on the tree

but she is super sentimental like that.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Rags and I have our own childhood ornaments on our tree. What does that say about our families?

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You are not related to boomtho?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty sure on that one, actually.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re placeholding until ragscub starts making her own ornaments?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, same here. I decorated the tree with my mom and few weeks ago and she insisted on putting the ornaments my brother and I made as kids.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, we parents are like that.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I plan to do the same whenever I willingly have kids!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

what about your unwilling kids?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Their ornaments suck!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re making ornaments to not lose (their father)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

We have a Santa made out of construction paper, a plastic cup, and some cotton wool that my mother insists was made by me and had saved for years. My brother’s name is clearly visible on the inside of the cup. I’m only keeping it to annoy him.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

See, what fun projects those were! Why don’t they do that in schools anymore?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t enjoy those at all.

I assume the answer to your question is “the war on Christmas.”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally with the Iraq war “ending” we can redeploy troops to Santa’s workshop!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear reindeer are a nasty bunch.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to their indolent, overbreeding halfwit cousins hereabout.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But they taught us all about Channukah too! And I evne got to teach my class about Diwali! Celebrate culture! Don’t ignore it!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re too busy preparing for standardized tests so that the school doesn’t lose funding.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop bring reality into this!!

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

In the first grade??

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting in third grade in Maryland.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And I thought the high school exit exam was absurd

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My daughters’ school has what they call a “learning center” for kids who are “on the spectrum” and even their scores are included. One year the school missed the target by 0.5% because of that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

A childhood with no ornaments is so sad! :(

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Teach the test Mr. Pryzbylewski!

Surely there are enough Wire nerds here to not need to be told about this.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

All I want is gift cards, usually to Amazon.com or a book store. I don’t usually like most things people buy me and my needs are extremely minimal. The wife is the only one I really trust to buy me anything (since she’s been doing it forever).

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m usually cool with gift cards, the ones i hate are itunes though. usually the only ones i end up regifting.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist beginning: those were regifted to you

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

so let the circle of suck continue!

on the other hand, i got regifted $100 in american airlines giftcards which paid for 2/3 of a flight to vegas. awesome.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

When are you going?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m going jan 6th-8th but these paid for a trip last… april?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool. I’m going end of Jan – roundtrip tickets were like $170

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah i think ours were around there too. im flying virgin out and continental back

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Virgin and United. So, same thing.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

are we the same person?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Woah, you also picked the cheapest option on Kayak.com?!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Travel vouchers are pretty good, because then you get all the fun of planning (if you like that) without having to commit to a date. On the other hand, an entirely planned trip is a gift on a different level!

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, those cards totally worked out

i just thought it was funny because we’d get like $5-10 books every year (which are fine, i love books) and then $100 in AA gift cards…

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Kidnap boomtho from work ,take him to Vegas! Best gift ever!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

pls do the needful…

and save me from san jose.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Spontaneous bachelor party! Here, put this suit on! You’ll need it.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, that is what I am giving my wife. We both hate to plan actually, but we both want to take a trip soon.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ideally, I agree. I like getting the perfect present for someone, but it’s not always possible. I find 18 year old scotches are rarely wasted.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Unlike the drinker!

#tooktheobviousjoke

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

18 year old Scots aren’t too shabby either! Well, half the time.

#stillkindaobviousjoke

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

hawt.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

We do a fair bit of gift card-type stuff, for exactly that reason. Especially with the teenagers.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I totally get this. For example, I love getting gift cards for my birthday, because it means extra special shopping for only me. But I’m always disappointed by gift cards at christmas because part of christmas is the mystery and the group package opening (besides, I always specifically STOP shopping for myself about 1.5 months before christmas, and if you give me a gift card, then I think “I could have been shopping for me this whole time!”) /That-was-more-rant-than-i-thought-it-would-be.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Gift cards are like cash, but worse.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you feel about Visa gift cards? That’s almost cash.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, better than gift cards. I’d still rather get a gift.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Except if you don’t use them quickly, Visa starts assessing fees and the value of the card starts dropping.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Homie, you get my e-mail?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I did… sorry, didn’t have internet access last night and spent last night picking up my phone from SJ. Was quite beat from Tahoe. Will take a look and respond tonight.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! You have fun in Tahoe?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Now looking forward to going to Tahoe for NYE and the weekend after! (And maybe buying new skis/boots before then)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I wanna see snow!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

snowball fight!

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

In the meadow, we can build a snowman!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Heavenly is apparently Pacman Jones when it comes to this sort of thing… which was good because there wasn’t enough real snow to actually ski on without the snow making machines.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it still feel soft?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It was decent… man-made snow does tend to ice up more though (that may be a function of weather rather than the snow itself tho)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m iccccyyyyyy

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

bitach pls

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

vaguely relevant

Oh yeah forgot to mention… as I was chilling at the lodge waiting for my friends at the bar, some drunk dude started telling me how hilarious he thought I was in Van Wilder.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL you should totally pretend to be Kal Penn. Like, try and do his voice and stuff. I think you could pull it off.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I’m not the only one!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope you guys are kidding, but sadly I doubt it.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

?

RaptorsIceskating does resemble, partially, Kal Penn.

Why would you hope we’re kidding about that?

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were basically saying that you regularly meet white folk that tell you you look like the only Indian guy they can think of.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah

No, not at all.

Though when I was in grade school, some kids thought it would be clever to call Indians kids “Gandhi” as an insult. I never understood that.

This reached its logical peak when another Indian kid tried to call other Indian kids “Gandhi” to fit in.

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I was horrified one time when I went to lunch in NY with several friends of various Asian extraction, each of whom told very recent stories of overtly racist insults or incidents they had suffered. So, that’s what I thought you guys were alluding to.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I grew up in the Bay, so I suppose I’ve luckily avoided that for the most part.

I think every group has seen overtly racist insults, whites Anglo-Saxons included.

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

lolwut

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t make this stuff up!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Raptor looks more like him than you do.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi says I look like Kal Penn. He is saying that he is not the only one who thinks I look like Kal Penn.

/atoms’d
//how mehta

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

… read it again

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

btw sorry about my long-windedness in email… if i had more time it would be shorter.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Paradoxical, but that was super helpful! Thanks! :)

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually a Mark Twain quote that was repeated to us in 5 or 6 of my classes in some form. Effective brevity is appreciated by most.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Effective brevity is appreciated

TWSS?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ic

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

“Sorry for the long letter, I didn’t have time to write you a short one” or something similar.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, something similar. pretty sure my profs mangled it, but got the gist right.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t that illegal in CA?

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. I know that this happened two years ago to me (was given a $25 card that I got a total of $5 of use because i kept forgetting to use it)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Phone cards in California used to do this, a couple of years ago. Not sure if similar.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, really? So you could be giving fees for christmas?

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

At worst you will be giving a small piece of plastic. The card will take fees until it goes to nothing.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the distinction here. It’s all the same to me since they’re two days apart.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here – I’ll take whatever is offered.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a little note, DBDers, DC Trojan’s birthday is before Christmas. YOU DO THE MATHS.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I hereby express apologies on behalf of the departed cretins who surely burdened you with presents happily labeled “Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!”.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

People always do that to me… and mine is a month away!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You are Scootie’s brother?

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by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

No, not that it would be a bad thing.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

My birthday is in May, so it’s all spring time and BBQs. It’s TOTALLY different.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, both you AND your brother have bdays in December? oh, the humanity …

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by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

March must have been a very special month to my parents…

by Scootie on Dec 21, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

March 23rd is Founders Day.

Are they Cal grads?

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by FiatSlug on Dec 21, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Just thinking out loud.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Dec 21, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Your comment made me think of my in-laws: they’re both Cal grads and they were married in March. And my father-in-law’s birthday is on March 23rd. While he was at Cal, he had the great privilege of hearing the Campanile play Happy Birthday on his birthday.

Your comment rang a bell, as it were.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Dec 21, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty cool, but my parents are Furdies.

by Scootie on Dec 21, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

I must have missed that…or it failed to stick in my feeble memory. Sorry for the unintentional troll.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Dec 22, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

…beware the Ides of March?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 22, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I second Scootie: hmph.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

June for me! It’s the best month.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

No, MAY.

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by AndBears on Dec 21, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

oh f*, my daughter was born in June. ATOMS WINS BY DEFAULT.

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by AndBears on Dec 21, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

May.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 21, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

August. All of you lose!

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by golden oso on Dec 21, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That sucks when you’re in school, though.

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s early enough so that my birthday was always before school let out.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

In college too?

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but in college it didn’t matter because I could go do whatever I wanted and it’s not like we celebrated anyone’s birthday in class or anything.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

in college my birthday was during spring finals and Rags’ birthday was during winter finals. We were fun then…

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by AndBears on Dec 21, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

dude can I join your family?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you asking him out?

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

no no I just want to be like…adopted nephew or something.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m afraid there’s already a waiting list – but I will happily add your name.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If I send you a gift card to home depot, can I be bumped up a few places?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, this is strictly order-of-application based.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree with your example. Sometimes people want to try a new place but haven’t hit that activation energy or are resource-constrained. Essentially, you’re giving a new experience. GREAT GIFT!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm...

Well, now I’m conflicted!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think there’s a difference between giving gift cards for goods and giving gift cards for experiences.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

So like a dinner / wine tasting out?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

If someone likes stuff like that, then why not?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I still would feel cheap giving just a printed ticket or something…

As opposed to making a gift basket of wine, cheese, crackers, and dark chocolate (and a movie)!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You could give it to them on nicely printed paper in a wine glass or something…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

^brilliant.

Anyway, for Rishi, perceived cheapness is one’s own hangup, not the receiver’s. I’ve gotten dinner certificates that I’ve absolutely loved.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

wow. that’s a great idea.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

smart~!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously? I gave my brother a 49er ticket for his birthday last week, it was totally the best gift he got. Also, I gave my mom a gift certificate to ride in the blimp a couple of Christmases ago, to let her book which itinerary she wanted, and she wept tears of joy! No cashmere sweater or ugly earrings ever did that.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Admittedly, the blimp is pretty damn cool.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all about getting something the person you are giving it to is going to like. Some people insist on buying gifts they would like themselves, rather than giving gifts the recipient would like. You need to put aside whether you would like the gift. And price isn’t the issue either. If I find something that’s fairly inexpensive that I know is just perfect for a person, that’s what I get them. It really is the thought that counts — provided real thought is put into the gift.

CGB: The Strangest Blog

by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So what do people think about buying a cow for a village in Afghanistan in someone else’s name?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What about a donation to The Human Fund?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you mean…buying a human for a village in Afghanistan?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

(from Seinfeld)

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 21, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it would be more meaningful ;-)

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha no need to apologize…I was just curious, cause I keep getting postcards/pamphlets about it.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it matters what you or I think. What matters is what the person you are getting the gift for thinks.

CGB: The Strangest Blog

by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to convince people one year that was what I wanted for Christmas (donations to good causes in my name), I have everything I need and that’s good enough for me. Nobody bought into that.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done that with friends, where we agreed to make donations to the charity of the other person’s choice in lieu of gifts. I don’t think it works as well if it’s a one-way thing.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I don’t know about you guys, but don’t you just feel like you’re passing the same thousand dollar check around?

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

well we’re not donating to each other…

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

instead of gifts, I donated to my friend’s employer – which is an NGO.

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I know but it all seems to be “you support my charity, i’ll support 81, she’ll support yours…”

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with that?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing “wrong” with it and I guess at the end of the day it exposes us to other causes… it just always feels a little quid pro quo-ish to me

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

As RA says, exchanging gifts is inherently quid pro quo-ish. And I dislike it very much when somebody spends his or her money to buy me something I don’t especially want, and I spend money buying that person something he or she doesn’t especially want. What a total waste. Better to put the money to some positive use.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m not arguing… i was not making a not very interesting point not very well…

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

gift giving tends to be quid pro quo, minus a percentage tax for choosing gifts inefficiently

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The real problem is the non-monetary costs of a bad choice.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

drum sets for kids!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

in the end though, isn’t that what gift giving really is? “I’ll buy something i think you want, you buy something you think I want”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. We’re each taking the money that would go to buying gifts that none of us need, and giving it to a charity instead.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Thousand dollar check?

Thousand!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll understand when you’re older.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

lol… when i hit up people i always tell them, I want “comma” donations…

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Numerous countries use a comma in place of a decimal point.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And to shake your booty means to wiggle one’s butt!

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

#itgetsbetteraftergradschool

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking of doing the same in this silly Secret Santa pool I got roped into… partially because I’m worried that whatever gift they’ll get me will suck.

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d love that, personally.

#notevenkidding

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

S*** Girls Say - Episode 2 - YouTube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbovd-e-hRg

Oddly, from people discussing the first one, it seems that girls enjoyed it more than guys.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

I didn’t watch it so I have no comment. Generally, if Twist gets offended, it’s probably too much for me.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

What doesn’t he get offended at?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

My gf really enjoyed the first episode.

by Shadwhand on Dec 20, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I thoroughly enjoy these!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes, even lawyers do good work

Snooki hit with $7 million lawsuit

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has some off-screen drama to deal with.


The TV personality has been hit with a $7 million counterclaim in her legal battle with a licensing company.


Pictures: “Jersey Shore”


According to the New York Post, Polizzi partnered with SRG Ventures to launch an array of Snooki-related merchandise last year, but filed suit in October to end her contract with the company, alleging it didn’t fulfill its obligation to land her enough money or branding partnerships.


SRG Ventures fired back with the counterclaim against Polizzi and her management team, claiming she sabotaged the deal by negotiating with brands behind the company’s back.


A rep for the reality star told the Post, “Ms. Polizzi disputes SRG’s version of the facts and looks forward to her day in court.”


“Jersey Shore” returns to MTV for its fifth season starting Jan. 5.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:04 AM PST reply actions  

Someone needs to punch her in the face

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

She's still orange

This is what’s wrong with America—found at the bottom of the post

Tell Us: Should Snooki get a boob job?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

correct me if i’m wrong…but doesn’t she have pretty good knockers already?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, she did say that in her twitter!

Also, she apparently lost the weight by taking a weight loss pill. Winning!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It would make her more attractive…

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

the only part of the show, snookums getting punched in the face.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:04 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

YES. Suffer, you dirty little umpa loompa

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

you say that like it’s a bad thing…..

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

YES. Suffer, you dirty little umpa oompa loompa

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions

To equate Snooki to oompa loompas is an insult to oompa loompas everywhere.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Dec 20, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We agree

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

REALLY, FEDEX, REALLY?

I know it’s the holiday season and you’re swamped, but really? LOL, the recipient doesn’t even live on that floor


http://consumerist.com/2011/12/fedex-thinks-this-is-an-appropriate-place-to-leave-a-package.html

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:37 AM PST reply actions  

I'm gonna guess

someone loses a position over this.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I still think FedEx is much better than UPS.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree—I’ve had better experiences with FedEx as well.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

thats setting the bar pretty low

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had a better success at receiving deliveries from FedEx. Half the time UPS doesn’t bother to call up from the front the building.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to manage the contracts my old company had with DHL, UPS and FedEx.

FedEx was the priciest but ultimately was the best value because of consistancy of service. DHL was mega cheap but sucked balls (Domestically- Internationally, they are very good). UPS was meh but I ultimately hated them for some very dicey business practices they tried to pull on me so they got real high on my suppliers shit list (which is pretty long).

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

they got real high on my suppliers shit

At least they weren’t getting high on their own supply?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck UPS!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Generally agreed, although the individual UPS drivers are sometimes really nice.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

From my experience, if/ when UPS calls up and they get the answering machine, they immediately hang up. No message. When FedEx calls, they always leave a message.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

If you are fortunate enough to run into them. Mine think that I’m the boogeyman and will often just drop the package off on my porch. I’m not looking for them to deliver it into my hands—at least ring the doorbell (then bolt) if you’re dropping off a package.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

we're lucky that way

we leave notes for the driver when we know a package is coming and don’t even have to do the signature-to-leave thing.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a total mixed bag depending heavily on your driver. I’ve had much shittier experiences with FedEx. Their home deliveries are all contracted and are complete hit or miss with some drivers just leaving a tag and never calling up. They also somehow redirected one of my packages from my home in El Cerrito to a cemetery in Pinole, which I had to go pick up myself. UPS has skipped deliveries a few times but generally been better.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had much shittier experiences with FedEx.

Like this?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lol brilliant

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

UPS, who only pretend to have tried to deliver your package. Makes me want to KILL.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HDS comin thru!

Got a package, people!

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

reHEheHEheHEEEAALLY

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

nope…….

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Unintentional comedy is the best

See what happens when you use an abbreviation for “Methodist”?

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Abbreviate “Methodist” and hilarity ensues!

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Method

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Man?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Rocket Maaaaan……!

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

rocket power

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

No no no, it's spelled

M-E-T-H-O-D MAN.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I got, myself a forty, I got, myself a shorty

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

cool dbd rishi!

another good gift for girls… snuggies.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 8:57 AM PST reply actions  

pajamaralls are better

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Teach me how to snuggie.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

teach me how to panda

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I love pandas!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

watch that video later then!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen it and love it!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

how about this one? [pandas on a slide sooo cute]

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Enough with the pandas!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Good news A's fans

Texas Rangers win rights to sign Yu Darvish!

Darvish is the No. 1 pitcher in Japan, but we want him to become the ace of the world," Nippon Ham team representative Toshimasa Shimada said this month.

Darvish turned pro in 2005 at 18. His professional career got off to a rocky start when he was caught smoking in a pachinko parlor on an off day during his first spring training, despite not being old enough to legally smoke nor to gamble at the time.

After going 5-5 with a 3.53 ERA in his rookie season with the Fighters, Darvish had a breakout year in 2006, going 12-5 with a 2.89 ERA and 115 strikeouts.

In 2007, Darvish won the Eiji Sawamura Award presented to the top pitcher in Japanese professional baseball after posting a 15-5 record with a 1.82 ERA and a league-leading 210 strikeouts.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:19 AM PST reply actions  

Guess I’ll use mlb.tv to follow darvish throughout the year.

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I just care about his showdown with Kanye West

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

A’s are so screwed next year. Sigh.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

They were already, so this just adds more dirt on their shallow grave.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

And now Gio might be traded to the Nats. Yay!

While the Washington Nationals may have failed to make a big splash on the free agency market so far, reports on Monday night linked the Nats to one of the biggest pitching prizes on the offseason trade market. Fox’s Ken Rosenthal tweeted that Washington was making a push to acquire Oakland’s young lefty starter Gio Gonzalez.

Via @Ken_Rosenthal:

Sources: #Nationals pushing hard for Gio. Discussing 4-for-1 trade with #Athletics. #MLB

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hopefully they can at lesat get a Dan Haren-like return, but still.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

They do have a lot of prospects, that’s for sure.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Yu.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

hoped the dodgers or angels would get him so i could see him play. plus, he’d be a rockstar down here.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:10 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

wonder how he’s going to deal with the dallas summer coming from sapporo and its 70° summers.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:51 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Whenever I read his name, I can’t help but internalize “whirling dervish”.

by daveman on Dec 21, 2011 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Listers Vs Non-Listers

So my wife’s family members would be classified as ‘listers’. That is to say they each pass around each other’s lists and by-and-large all gifts come off that list. To me, this is the antithesis of what Christmas is about. Since I’m not religious, surprising someone with something they don’t expect is part of the fun. My family is definitely of the non-list variety. In practice, you always pick a little off their list and a few surprises. The risk with non-listing is while you might have some successes you also have some failures.

Thoughts?

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t like the listing either. It’s not a f***ing wedding registry.

I somehow got sucked into a secret santa thing with a group of friends that I’m not super close to. And people just “wish” for stuff on Elfster. It’s really silly.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

“White Elephant” is the only way to gift with friends you don’t know that well.

Also, can I say that wedding registries suck? It’s the one time in your life aside from your funeral that you can get all your family and friends together. On top of that they’re all getting you gifts that you get to hand pick. What do you do? You register for linens and random kitchen crap. Really? Did I really need those egyptian cotton sheets over say a down payment on a house? How about a new transmission for my car? That would help. Hell, I’d rather gave an XBOX. At least I know how to use an XBOX, I’m still trying to figure out this strawberry huller.

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Its a tradition left over from when you had 2 idiot 17-yr olds marrying who were living away from home for the first time and had no idea that they needed ___________. Now everyone has built their household and spends 60hrs picking out fancy china and linens that they never use.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it rude to ask for cash in the wedding registry? That’s what I gave to my friend when she got married.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah but your friend is a stripper.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not very nice.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry, “exotic dancer”

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Escort. Stripping is just a good way to meet clients.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

When they’re dead they’re just hookers!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Just ask Craig James.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet he knows how to pronounce ‘hookers’ correctly

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

And king!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

depends on culture.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

She had a wedding registry, but I just figured she could use cash much more than a fancy tablecloth or a cuckoo clock with a Marshawn Lynch that pops out every hour and shouts “PLAAYYYYYTIIIIME”

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

wait, who wouldn’t need that kind of a clock?!

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

brb making a clock like this

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

it also needs to dispense its own fountain drinks and appreciate the decor.

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Woahhh, so demanding!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

How does it use skittles?

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No batteries needed!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Shoots them at you while ghost riding the minute hand.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Manners (of the Olde Englishe tradition) says ‘Yes’ but the attitude is shifting. (Personally, I don’t think so) I think the happy medium is to buy honeymoon experiences, which is getting more popular. If you haven’t seen it, basically the couple makes a registry of fun honeymoon things (dinner at the eiffle tower, etc) and makes a guess of how much it will cost. It’s fun to pick out an activity for them, and in the end it’s just money.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Who is Mr. Manners?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

atoms

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s Mr. Grammar!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Died of nagging.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I really think that we’re taking a top 5% view of this. Even those that get married a little later are more often than not, not that financially that well off and furnishings for a new apt/house/whatever are useful. Giving the bride + groom gifts to help them start a household instead of, like, board games and shit is a valuable piece of society and one of the last ways “planting the carob tree” is carried out in our society.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re right, I’m being especially critical today. It is a good tradition if it works, and we should be alright with letting it go when it doesn’t.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I use linens. But not fancy china, I think that’s a relic of a more formal culture.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Not clumsy and random, at any rate.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I use fancy china for big holiday meals. :-(

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a bad thing, just not de rigueur any more!

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I have multiple sets of china and crystal, inherited from my mother and grandmothers. I use it as often as possible. It’s quite lovely to use. I enjoy the way a beautifully set table looks and the way people react to it. I’ve had people express concern that something might get broken if their children use it, but my belief is there is no point in having the stuff if I don’t use it. And if a piece gets broken, then it gets broken. I wouldn’t give a crystal glass to a four-year-old, but a 10-year-old? Sure. Let them get used to the finer things.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you inviting us all over to your place for tea?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Only those who are not four years old.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

what about mental age?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case: party’s off.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, what am I going to do with this barrel of tea leaves now?!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sell them to the NCAA for future decisions!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 20, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, I accidentally caused two teams within the same division to play in the National Championship game! Now what?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Dump them in Boston Harbor.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, I accidentally started an ultra right wing party! Now what?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Warn the British!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ringin dem bells…

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My horse is at the mechanic!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

My mechanic is a horse!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

of course, of course.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

A) Organize local meetings and voter registration efforts to try and win the next election – Turn to page 24

B) Ride the populist tide by becoming a media personality known for your outlandish and controversial views – Turn to page 32

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Page 24!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh, too bad

Your third party run only succeeds in fracturing the conservative vote, resulting in the liberal candidate winning and completely discrediting you in the process! Worst of both worlds, plus your political career is over.

Now, what do you do in a CYOA book?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

seppaku

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Burn it

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a shame.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Crystal is nice. I like crystal. I don’t very many crystal glasses, sadly.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Meth?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends, I might know a friend who can help you out if you’re interested …

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, that’s an awesome idea. If/when I get married, I’ll put an xbox on my registry and see if anyone comes through :)

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

If/when

cough seattle cough

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

We got a Wii. We have great friends.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen that.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I was naive...

and actually walked into a Best Buy expecting that they would have a registry. When I found out they didn’t I wrote a lot of nasty letters for the Idea Box. Yes that’s how long it’s been since I got married …

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

…these days, couldn’t you just do one on Amazon? You can buy pretty much anything on Amazon, too.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazon...

does now allow you to add third party items (they don’t actually have to be at Amazon) which is pretty cool. However, this assumes your baby-boomer generation family members know how the F to use a computer. Very unlikely.

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I spend all year adding things to my amazon wish list and then at Christmas time just distribute that to my family so at least they have a better idea of what I want. I love the Amazon third party feature because it not only helps me add stuff to the wish list, but I also use it to save stuff to buy later on my list.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They are idiots for not having a registry, if they still don’t. Even Home Depot has one IIRC.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok this is going to sound epically dumb but..

… wtf is a wedding registry?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you been to a wedding?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Indian weddings… and that too when I was a little kid

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

rr is a little younger …

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Like, 4?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 20, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll put it this way

CalBear81 didn’t invite him to her tea party.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

None of my friends are close to getting married and all my relatives that are about to get married are in India. So no.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

None of my friends are close to getting married

That’s what you say now…

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It turns fast. You go from none to all very quickly.

by unclesam22 on Dec 21, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Warning: this phase is followed by the Year of 1st Birthday Parties. You might start eating grocery store sheet cake now to build up tolerance.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

You might start eating grocery store sheet cake now to build up tolerance.

Ugh. We had a group of friends from my wife’s various pre-natal activities so we all had kids turning 1 around the same time. Fortunately most people treated it as an adult gathering with small unruly guests, so it was a while before the dreaded sheet cakes appeared.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ve lucked out because the Safeway in the Mission makes pretty decent Tres Leches cakes, but otherwise…

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

a group of friends from my wife’s various pre-natal activities

Didn’t know you were into this, DC. Did not need to know.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Pregnancy yoga, various birthing classes, etc.

Why, what were you thinking?

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by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Conception is an important pre-natal activity.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

One look at either of my daughters and you would know for sure that I am the father.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not understand this.

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Surviving multiple sheet cakes, or the breeding? Maybe our friends were older when they hitched so they were more anxious to get the reproduction underway. But still. One follows the other so if you have a cluster of weddings you’ll probably have a cluster of births soon enough down the line.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand any of this. What does sheet cake have to do with anything?

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm just goofing around

That’s what seems to be served at first birthday parties, which seem to be pretty large as the parents haven’t tired of the drill and all the relatives turn out.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like something to totlaly look forward to!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

The upside of first birthday parties: booze. They seem to dry out for the second birthday parties, with the idea that the party is somehow for the kid (WTF?).

by Scootie on Dec 21, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

When people have a birthday party for their children, they tend to buy sheet cake from a local supermarket or bakery. Since one generally sticks around at birthday parties for the 5 and under set, unless the kids / parents really know one another, that usually means you are presented with a slice of sheet cake to consume.

Now, if you’re a big fat pig like me, you chow down anyway… but mostly they aren’t that good. Fortunately I don’t really have to deal with other people’s kids any longer, and my wife bakes birthday cakes for use in this house.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, thank you!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I friggin hate Safeway cakes. They’re so foul .

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 21, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Baskin Robbins cakes!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sheet cake is what people use to reproduce. You should ask your grocery store baked goods counter for more details.

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by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Much better explanation than I could give.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I love grocery store sheet cake… Costco’s is AWESOME!
Remember, just eat A LOT and FAST and your body won’t absorb the calories.

by fiatlux on Dec 21, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

pfft – Ragscub’s first birthday was cupcaked by Miette bakery in Embarcadero. #hipsters #1%ers.

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by AndBears on Dec 21, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had a Miette birthday cake before…

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by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I had Miette birthday cake today. AndBears, can I un-break up with you? We’ll just have to agree to disagree about It’s-its.

by Scootie on Dec 21, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m glad we can reunite over Miette bakery goodness.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 21, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There used to be (maybe it’s still there) a bakery in the south bay called Golidlocks. That’s where my Dad used to buy cakes for my brother’s and mine birthdays. It was awesome cake.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 21, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Found it!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 21, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a Filipino bakery. Its awesome because everything is completely made out of butter.

by LeonPowe on Dec 21, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This was my life until 6 months ago, if it makes you feel any better.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, sub out Taiwan for India.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my wave of weddings is slowing down, finally.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell.

I’ve had at least 6 weddings a year for the last four years. That’s a lot of weddings and a lot of bachelor parties. However, this year the people we always said “would never get married” finally did so I think I’m in the clear.

Also, we’ve hit our first round of divorces.

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

we’ve hit our first round of divorces.


We’ve been seeing some of those but not with any consistency (not that I’m complaining).

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by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not looking forward to that phase although a goodly number of our close friends aren’t married in the first place. One in-law has come close at points which would be a disaster for them and us.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Most people we know around here got married later, so I think the clock may still be ticking. So far it’s just been the occasional egregious behavior (having an affair with a junior associate, not for the first time, while your wife is expecting your third child, that sort of thing) or mystery separation.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

My wave is just starting! Good thing I bought that tuxedo!

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

use bing!

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like an amazon wish list a bride and groom put together and share the link with everybody so they know what to buy and what’s already been purchased as a gift for them.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Thanks

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

And it has a lot of household stuff on it, like towels and sheets and china.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

This is such a modern answer, unfortunately, its not as cool as an Amazon wishlist where the candidate items are near infinite.

Instead you generally get to pick 2 or 3 stores to send your attendees to and each store has a separate list. This is, I figure, how department stores stay in business since no one ever goes there willingly (except Rishi for the Bloomingdale’s stuffed animals). It’s wise to segment your store selections into wealth groups to avoid making people feel bad. An example might be: Pottery Barn (Expensive), Macy’s (Moderate), and Target (Cheap). As noted above, actual stores you might shop at (like electronics/computers stores) do not have a registry.

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was merely to give roy a rough idea of what it is… the details are somewhat irrelevant to me, as I figure I will have no say as to what is on said registry or much else relating to my wedding (if that ever happens, that is)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't criticizing ...

it’s actually a great description.

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

good explanation

but, not speaking for myself here, one might feel very, very old when a wedding registry is compared to an Amazon wish list.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

when a man loves a woman…

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

He signs over half of his wealth to her?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s after marriage, when he loves another woman

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Not over, just 50%. Unless you count time, which is another type of resource.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

winner

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

win

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The crux of our domestic crisis at Christmas

I come from a family of listers, my wife does not. She has done her best to adapt, mostly because it’s just easier, especially with grandparents living a fair distance away and not being sure what to get the kids.

I mentioned above that my mother started the listing because of a youth spent getting crappy presents. It was also reinforced by moving around – when we went back to the UK from Holland for Christmas, everything had to fit in the car. When we moved to the States, you don’t want to be paying that kind of postage for duds.

The other fault line is with the “Christmas is too material” side of the in-laws. This is where they sort of want something, but don’t really want an item. It’s most loudly espoused by the people who don’t want to bother getting something (my father in law and sister in law) and coincidentally are less able to go overboard even if they wanted to.

I’m more than happy to accommodate their wishes (we typically get them all something they can eat) and I certainly don’t expect them to deviate from plan with us because I look at Christmas differently… but I could do without the annual lecture and snide remarks about my extended family.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny....

I’m on the other side of the argument but I still get the annual lecture and snide remarks. I guess that’s the one constant!

I just can’t stand it when my mother-in-law won’t take the time to buy a personalized gift for my 5 year old daughter. She demands a list, which is happily supplied by my wife and she buys the few top things. Then, at Christmas, she gets to sit back smugly as if she did anything at all, when in fact she’s punting on the whole adventure that is Christmas.

Listing for extended family sort of makes sense and I give them a pass on that, but listing a 5 year old girl? This I cannot forgive.

by Bears916 on Dec 20, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Then, at Christmas, she gets to sit back smugly as if she did anything at all, when in fact she’s punting on the whole adventure that is Christmas.

WOW, major realization: my mom does this too! She’s Christmas’ing not to lose! But its fair, she hates the holidays. We don’t even visit her near any major holiday because she spends the whole time 1) not doing anything festive and 2) worrying about how she hasn’t done anything festive.

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by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

listing a 5 year old girl? This I cannot forgive.

Well, there you go – this is an unbridgeable divide. I figure my parents make up the gap with their undivided attention when they visit, which is not always forthcoming from the other grandparents.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, who wants a five-year-old girl for Christmas?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I list for those who ask and hope for the best from the rest

Let’s face it, some people are better and finding cool gifts than others and some people are just hard to buy for. I ALWAYS ask my Dad what he’d like, get a few suggestions, get what I can from that and get some unexpecteds, too. So he gets something he wants, and some surprises. We give ideas to my parents for my kids so they get what they want, but if someone goes off list, that’s fine, too (to a certain extent; we DON’T want Xbox, etc., and we make that known…).

I guess I’m somewhere in the middle on this, but if you refuse to give ideas to someone who’s buying you presents, be prepared for gift cards or worse.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I have your xbox?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that you hate fun?

by Bears916 on Dec 21, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate the listing, but I come from a family of determined listers who get all bitter if you go off-piste, so I save my creativity for my friends and lovers.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Recruiting

So, Keivarae Russell has eliminated us from consideration, but DJ Foster is pretty high on Cal:

After Cal Visit, D.J. Foster Says Golden Bears Lead
Dec 20, 2011 – Running back D.J. Foster, one of the better backs in the country, has a new leader after visiting Cal over the weekend, per ESPN:

Foster already has visited Arizona State and Oregon and still has a trip set to USC (Jan. 13). Right now, the Bears are definitely the team to beat.

“Cal is my leader; I loved it there,” Foster said. "I have a lot of family in Oakland, and my mom actually grew up in Berkeley. I’ve been there before, but this was really my first time seeing Cal up close, and it was incredible. The campus is great and I loved the overall atmosphere there. The facilities are incredible and easily the best I’ve ever seen.

There’s also a highlight video in the link.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

moar running backs?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sofele and CJ are gone after 2012, so why not?

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

2012 RBs

C.J. Anderson SR
Isi Sofele SR
Brendan Bigelow SO
Covaughn DeBoskie-Johnson SR
Mike Manuel SR
Daniel Lasco SO
Darren Ervin SO
Dasarte Yarnway JR
Trajuan Briggs RS SO
Mitchel Bartolo RS JR

So, that’s 4 seniors coming off the depth chart in 2013. I imagine Bigelow will be the main guy by then, but there’s still room for someone to come in and be the Vereen to his Best.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

geez, that is a lot of RB’s.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

a few are non-scholly

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Only two, right? (Manuel and Bartolo)

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

yep, those are the two that I’m aware of!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, we are something of a tailback factory. Gotta have the raw materials if we want to produce the goods.

But yeah, -4 mostly from the top should mean opportunities for guys who don’t mind waiting a year.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Coach's responsibility....

…..is to put the best talent possible on the field. Part of that is some people NOT playing much; the downside of big college athletics.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I really feel for Mike Manuel, he really showed promise in the fall and at the start of the season.

no bear, no care

by EchoOfSilence on Dec 20, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

No, we are going to have a class of all WRs, two Olinemen and Kline.

by daveman on Dec 21, 2011 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

dude I’m sorry to say this but GO VACATE. VACATE HARD!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 21, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I like reading this from a recruit
The facilities are incredible and easily the best I’ve ever seen.

We haz recruiting weapons!

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, nice to hear. We always had world class academics, now it’s nice to have world-class Facilities to match.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

no more trash-can ice tubs!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Good to hear, especially since he’s been to Oregon.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

according to Jim McGill, we backed off Mr Russell, not the other way around

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh. Got any more insight on that? The quote from Biggins yesterday was that he wanted to play immediately, and considering how many RBs we have in 2012, that seems incredibly unlikely.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

just re-posting the crux of a comment he made over there, that Cal hasn’t been pursuing Russell for a couple of months

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, interesting.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would we back off? Do we think Foster is more talented or something? Because the recruiting services seem to indicate otherwise.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how he compares, but 500+ yds AND 10 TDs in a playoff game? Sounds pretty effing talented.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

500+ yards? wow.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

508 yds, IIRC. Final score of that game was 82-48. Defense was optional.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You beat me to posting this, dang.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, may be dying

Just had lunch (salad) followed by nearly a pound of fudge that my assistant made for me. I wonder how much fudge it takes to set off toxic shock. I’m thinking the exact amount I just ate. DAMN YOU FOR BEING SO DELICIOUS!!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:42 AM PST reply actions  

When CALumbus Bear does his bills, her title magically changes to “associate.”

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s “senior associate”. She’s over 60.

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by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

you should get her a sexytary or two.

a nice 20 yr old body builder, and tell him his uniform is either fitted shirts or a wifebeater.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

How dare you objectify men in such fashion! SEXIS!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

this way they can't object

when sexytary number 2 is a 20 yr old stripper who can spell.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

But then the sexytaries would just be hooking up with each other. And that’s only acceptable if they are all female.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

alternating shifts?

so they don’t meet?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be dying of stuffage, but...

It’s better than eating at the Chipotle where Jorge Gutierrez ate.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Friends

don’t let friends eat at Chipotle.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it’s just fine.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh, now you’ve offended Ohio Bear and his once-weekly Chipotle Night With The Family.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s okay, those of us who actually want to eat non-tainted meat in a place that serves food suitable also for youthful palates will soldier on somehow.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

want to eat non-tainted meat

I’d imagine that would be a tough piece of meat?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure that like anything else, if you cook it long enough…

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by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I like the Chipotle. I have not experienced food poisoning there, though I know someone who got food poisoning at a Columbus-area location I don’t go to.

As a household, we get carryout there once a week, tops. And for the last couple of years or so, I started choosing my orders based on this nutrition calculator. Not much you can do about the high fat & sodium content, tho.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

rice bowl, no tortilla, no sour cream, no cheese = reasonably healthy.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, that’s pretty much what I do. I add the chicken and the green salsa. I usually skip the beans and go with the grilled veggies. 355 calories.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Burrito bowl, no rice, no sour cream

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

i guess we’re not the same person.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s good. You can keep your carb-laden rice.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

and you can keep your shitty suits :)

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

At least they won’t make me fat!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

great, now i'm sad

brb gonna eat a pint of ice cream

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Careful! I saw Twist eating out of that same pint earlier today.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

rice bowl = what’s the point of going to Chipotle, really.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m all in on the carbs nom nom nom.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

no tortilla, no sour cream, no cheese

No point?

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

oh so this

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty much

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently not.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

most of the time i eat at chipotle, it’s not really my choice. so it’s about optimizing given the circumstances

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by boomtho on Dec 21, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

My “usual” is 1125 calories. Need more fudge stat!
p.s. who knew the tortilla was 300 calories? That’s 2 12-ounce cans of soda.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

i knew!

do the math on the board in store.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Try to avoid eating white flour whenever possible.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

and lard

flour tortillas are not good for a person.

How many calories are in a Mission-type super burrito?

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably best not to think about it.

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

2000+

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

A full day’s meal!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

where is that number from

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t remember;

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems close enough, those burrito tortillas are like 2x or 3x a regular tortilla, plus avocado plus sour cream plus cheese… and rice. That’s a crapload of calories.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I may have read about it in one of those “Eat this not that” type books. And don’t forget the amount of oil they cook their meat and beans in

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, if you pick refritos that’s even more.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the standard!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

what's the worst one?

refried beans
carnitas
sour cream
cheese
rice
guac containing mayo or other non-avocado stuff
white flour tortilla

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by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the white flour tortilla.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I always go for black beans if they have them (Cactus)

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmm, I really like them at…. damnit, what’s the name of that place near 4th and Gilman… It is Gilman, right?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

PICANTE!

And they have awesome salsa too!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

6th and Gilman, but yeah, good place, better than Cactus.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been a while since I’ve been, but I always thought Juans was the best.

by HeyAlumniGo on Dec 20, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Juan’s is still good. Vwery good. If the boys have a choice between Picante and Juan’s, they pick Juan’s everytime.

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by FiatSlug on Dec 20, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

How about Gordo?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Overrated

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Northside, Southside, or both.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

EASTSIDE

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

WESTSIDE

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I feel about Juan’s.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to interject...

…for those who DO embrace carbs, they will happily double-wrap your burritos if you ask. Or, at least they did when I was a cashier at Chipotle back in the day.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you hand out food poisoning to our young athletes back then, too?

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Just to the ones who wore red!

Which Chipotle, btw?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the one on Telegraph.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM A TOXIN DISPENSER.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

carbs carbs carbs carbs carbs carbs carbs

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bloody vikings!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I posted this in the game thread, but I have gotten food poisoning at Chipotle, and it was the sickest I’ve ever been in my whole life.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have let you eat there.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t anymore!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

which location?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Calvert/Connecticut near Adams Morgan in DC.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Should have gone to the McDonald’s up the street, apparently.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

get chipotle ’bout once every week. 1 burrito = 2 meals.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

i like this sbnation app for android. there’s a z key!

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

No way! I gotta install it.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

like new sbnation android app

except new comment button doesn’t always mean new comment. posted similar as reply.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

If it’s anything like the iphone app, it also skips a good number of comments, randomly. So you will see half a thread, and not always in the proper order. Better than nothing, but room for improvement.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that it will put comments out of order.

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by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason it looked like if there was a hyperlink in a comment, it wouldn’t allow you to click on it. Anyone else notice that?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

iOS or Droid? If it is a hyperlink, you have to press and hold a few seconds and a pop-up menu asks if you want to open the link or cancel. At least on iOS.

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by golden oso on Dec 21, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspect it gets overwhelmed by volume and speed.

(I was about to type “size and speed” but I was worried about the juvenile laughter.)

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by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It is... acceptable.

It’s not the best value for money you’re going to find, but it hits most of the spots for a satisfying fast food meal.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

they call it “casual dining” because it’s a step above your McDonald’s and whatnot..

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not the best value for money? I bet the dollars/calories ratio is fairly high.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I mean I can get an equally gigantic if not bigger burrito for less

from any number of carnicerias or taquerias within like two miles of where I live, so yeah. And it’ll taste better.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

from any number of carnicerias or taquerias within like two miles of where I live

Showoff.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento!

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

definitely NOT a fan of Chipotle.

Meat should not be cut in cubes. Flavorful beans should not be an afterthought. Rice should not suck. Sour Cream and cheese (i do like their cheese however) should not be the sole source of flavor.

no bear, no care

by EchoOfSilence on Dec 20, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of Chipotle either, but I think their rice is tasty.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. I have the exact opposite reaction. I like most things about Chipotle EXCEPT the rice.

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

agree… i am soooo over the cilantro thing

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

cilantro thing

It’s not a fad, it’s an traditional ingredient

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

it got a little faddy

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It tastes like dirt.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re supposed to wash it, Scootie.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It tastes like soap.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

good article on why uppity europeans like scootie hat cilantro
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/14/dining/14curious.html

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting – I love cilantro (on the right foods).

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I find that it tastes so strong that a single leaf can ruin a dish for me.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s too bad, there are things I don’t care for, but I can’t think of a single thing that has an effect like that on me. I’m not a fan of eggplant, but I like ratatouille.

If my mom were still alive she would no doubt say “oh but it’s an acquired sweetie, just give it a try”.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Celery. Cannot stand it. Instant gag reflex. Parents finally gave up in high school.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I stand with you here Wolverbear. Except for in soups. I like it in soups. But not crunchy.

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, that is very sensitive. Do you tend to avoid Mexican restaurants then?

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And thai?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I do avoid Thai. Most texmex seems pretty safe (I avoid salsa like the plague, though).

by Scootie on Dec 21, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice use of the word “uppity”.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

NOT with soap!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

too late, she “dropped” it all into the garbage disposal.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way scootie… i am at one of the sister properties to where you were staying ;-) and i AM enjoying my morning coffee!!!

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you ever lived outside of California? Chipotle is handy for living in a burrito desert.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

this * 100

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally agreed. And rec’d the term

burrito desert

by unclesam22 on Dec 21, 2011 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I read it as burrito dessert

And imagined this

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t really rec it.

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by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

A pound of fudge?!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I may have embellished the weight a bit. But it feels like 10 pounds in my belly.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s this nomolicious fudge place at Pier 39 in SF!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

omg i think i’ve been there, it’s so good…

but don’t eat this fudge, it costs me $55/ounce.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF…gold flakes in it?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Diamonds actually. Boomtho is gonna get diamond poisoning :(

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

whatever, i’m shinin

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

your poop? or are you a twilight vampire (SO I’VE HEARD)?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

How many days a week?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

marshmallow ron swanson!

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Ron’s facial expression was awesome as he attempted to hold back tears

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

first world problems.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

You should know by now… just eat it all at once and yoou’ll be OK

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 12:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Uh. You think you’re going to get TSS?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Lols.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Judgment day at Ohio State
Interested to see what happens

Athletic director Gene Smith confirmed to The Associated Press early Tuesday that the NCAA’s committee on infractions would hand down its final sanctions of the Ohio State athletic program at 3 p.m. ET.

Five players were suspended last Dec. 23 for the first five games of the 2011 season for accepting cash and tattoos from the owner of a local tattoo parlor.

Coach Jim Tressel was subsequently forced to resign for knowing about the violations but not reporting them to his superiors, then playing the athletes throughout the 2010 season despite the risk that they were ineligible.

Based on precedent, Tressel likely will receive a “show-cause” charge, meaning any university wishing to hire him will need to make a strong case to the NCAA.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

I'd cross my fingers for some ban-hammer action

but we all know that’s not going to happen.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

They wouldn’t do that to Urban Meyer—he coached Jesus-in-cleats afterall

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like you got your wish. Fairly serious sanctions.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re a joke.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on, still serious – set aside the USC thing for a moment.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

One player, no way of proving that any coaches knew: 2 year bowl ban, 30 scholarships

Five players, active cover up by a coach: 1 year bowl ban, 9 scholarships.

The reason it’s not proportional is because the NCAA plainly didn’t anticipate that they would make an example of SC and then find a more egregious violation at a university that was touted as having a strong compliance office. I understand about the issues of institutional control at SC beyond football, but the only person really taking a hit here is Tressel with the 5 year show cause.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

One player, who the head coach directly paid off: 2 year bowl ban, 30 scholarships

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s about the only receipt that Yahoo didn’t find then.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Straight cash, homie!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Pete Carroll was too busy rolling around in his Range Rover between charity events and “mentoring coeds” to have time for that sort of thing.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

InstitutionLOL controLOL

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I see the LOLs but I’m not sure what the rest of it means… no Rose Bowl in 50+ years I think.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s okay. At least Tedford doesn’t cheat and then bail on his team.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he just has to put up with people wanting to fire him for running a clean program that “underachieves.”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Integrity!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Asians.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal is supported by Skynet?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Asians.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

52 years, DC. It’s always the same as my age.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

But I’ve always thought it better not to comment on a woman’s age.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Eyes playing tricks

I don’t know why I read that as “mentoring cats.”

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It's from having children

You were auto-correcting for “pussy.”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll go with that. It’s better than “I’m tired and/or drunk.”

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

"I’m tired and/or drunk."

Oh, so you’ve seen my to-do list for later.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you saw my list.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it possible we have the same list? Mine involves wrapping Christmas presents which therefore requires strong drink. I also think that I am missing latkes with the neighbors, which fuels resentment and thus the need for strong drink.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Except for the “missing latkes” part, it sounds like our lists are the same. As for wrapping Christmas presents, I’ve already wrapped my ass off today! Time for drinking!

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Middle aged suburban males with children have similar behavior patterns – news at 11!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

dang, that’s what I have to look forward to? I’m going to need a strong drink.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re ready now!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If one of you will go to work for me, I’ll happily wrap all your Christmas presents (NOTE: not a euphemism) for you.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that an euphemism I’ve never heard before.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

condom around a penis?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is your sexetary back at work? I’m not asking for prurient purposes, I’d just like to experience what it’s like to have someone to help.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

unapologetic sexist ageist comment

When I had access to secretarial help, I cannot tell you how fantastic the 50+ ladies were, of the age that went to secretarial school, knew shorthand, were trained in and capable at making and maintaining files, etc. One was fabulous at travel arrangements: tell her the destination and the meeting time, and a couple hours later the room, car, flight, transfers were all arranged. BAM.

I’m sure the ladies of this type now finish college and move on to do other things nowadays, which is great. But that generation of secretaries that was retiring as I started out really were excellent professionals. The pretty young things cycled in and out of the office fairly often, but the empty-nester ladies were the best at their craft.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

completely agree

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

She returns January 3rd.

by Scootie on Dec 21, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I guess it’s a bit late on both counts.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Fail

I said “set aside the USC deal”; it’s still more serious than most people thought it would be.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

deliberate

I can’t in any seriousness not look at the USC sanctions. They didn’t even correlate to the NCAA’s guidelines.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I said it before, I’ll say it again, you guys are going to drive yourself crazy over this. Not healthy.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

At least they’ll be driving themselves crazy in a shiny new Range Rover!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If only. I think the time has come to stop pretending like incremental changes in lifestyle really make a difference in saving the earth and get an SUV – but the budget just doesn’t extend to a Range Rover.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They depreciate very quickly — go for a lo mileage two year old one.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my neighbors does just that – buy 2 year old Range Rovers (the area is lousy with them). However, depreciation doesn’t address the low ratings on the WAF (Wife Acceptance Factor) scale.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not (as much) an emotional response now as just one of head-shaking over the actual content of the decision. The time for anger has passed, now we just have to wait out the scholarship reductions and see how that goes.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

… and show cause for Tressel.

by ximiankernel on Dec 20, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Well deserved.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

More than one UCLA fan: WE SHOULD HAVE HIRED TRESSEL ANYWAY!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Not this one.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

more than one stanfurd fan

“jk i don’t exist”

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

DAMNIT BOOMTHO THIS COFFEE SUCKS

CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? YOU ARE THE WORST INTERN EVER! YOU’RE AN INSULT TO INTERNS!

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Good good.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

your language is offensive.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Go yell at someone beneath you.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a dog.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t understand the Meyer move from his perspective.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohio native. Started his coaching career there. And $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

how much was he making from espn?

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know

But I bet it’s less than the $4 million per year base salary from Ohio State

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I get all that, but is he really going to stick around for the rebuild/end of sanctions?

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It's not going to take as long as you seem to think it will.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Well this is a bummer.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

This

I think USC has done pretty well so far. It will go likewise for OSU.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We have yet to see the long term effects of the scholarship reductions.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The victory margin of USC over Cal will reduce to about 10.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

…one year?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not trusting Urban Meyer to stick around for very long.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Grew up in Ohio, got his start coaching there, coached under Woody Hayes, will make more money than God.

Plus the fact that USC is sanctioned all to hell AND has Lane Kiffin as their head coach and they still won 10 games this season. Sanctions can deal lasting damage if an athletic department isn’t prepared to deal with them (Oklahoma around the beginning of the 90s, Alabama around 10 years ago), but there are just as many examples of teams that have rallied immediately under penalties.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess that makes pretty good sense. Still seems like a weird move to me, especially given the “health issues” that “made him” leave FL.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

i have a feeling he will try to step more into the program ceo role and delegate more.

how that will work out… remains me to be seen.

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Well yes, there's also the part where Urban Meyer is, in one way or another, completely full of shit.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

This is pretty much along the lines of what I was thinking. My father-in-law is a big FL fan and not real excited about their current direction.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes – but do remember, the sanctions haven’t hit yet; USC is still going to down for the next 5 years or so. It will hurt.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

scholarship reductions, right?

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep 10 per year for 3 years affects 6 years of play, so worse for 5 years or so.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i don’t think he’s the type, but I can imagine the appeals of a no-pressure, nothing to lose situation.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Dominoes?
* Strip four more football scholarships over the next three years on top of Ohio State’s prior forfeiture of five scholarships over that span.

Urban Meyer had been cleaning up in recruiting since he took the job. Wonder what will happen with some of the more recent verbals.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to say, I think this helps us next year – no bowl game = less motivated players (I hope).

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, look how bad USC was hurt by their sanctions. And how well we managed to beat them during the sanction years. Sigh.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

But the scholarship sanctions haven’t kicked in yet, lets see how they look after a couple of years of less 5 star players.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to wait.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

fuck tosu

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by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

At the Cal-Ohio State WBB game on Saturday, I was surprised to see one of the the OSU assistant coaches wearing a sweater-vest. I would have thought those would have been banned. But maybe that will be part of the sanctions.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe it’s a real fashion thing there. It was there before the Tressel, it’ll be there after the Tressel is long forgotten.

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by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot on my Fbook are calling for Gene Smith to be fired.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Put up Tree

This weekend, and I’m in the Christmas mood now. Last year’s tree – this years’ is too fat

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

Silly.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Cute.

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Festive.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Do I see VHS tapes in this picture? Shame on you!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take that as a non-denial. GUILTY!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Why shame? Are they dirty tapes?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

as in they haven’t showered?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It would make sense that you have “golden” in your name…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s EECS porn now too?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in my house!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Tree,

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Randy

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Do I see a bottle of dessert wine in this picture? Shame on you!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s fancy olive oil from my wife’s stocking.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Do I see a Mondrian in this picture? Shame on you, for not getting a Rothko!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Possible X-Mass gift for Rock fans

Nuggets: Original Artyfacts from the First Psychedelic Era, 1965-1968 [Box set]. If you know someone who likes Rock, but doesn’t have this, it’s a solid gift. 114 rarities, with an interesting book to give background on the bands. (also if you look closely at the tree photo, maybe that’s one of the things CALumbus thinks is a VCR tape, silly boy) about $43 on Amazon.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

Silly

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

mind blown

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Possible X-Men gift for Disco fans

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Chuckles.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Pantsless programming?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not at home

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Close enough!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m wearing jorts.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m taking next week off for Holiday Bowl and to go home. I want to save the rest for next year

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit, Siddoway is going to Mississippi State.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

is that the dude that originally came here?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

ya. was hoping he and/or ragland could transfer back.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

:-/

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

not losing sleep over someone who struggled with academics

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It was always my life goal to have female assistants inspect every grain of rice I ate…

Kim insists that his rice be cooked over a wood fire using trees cut from Mt. Baektu, a legendary peak on the Chinese border, according to a memoir written by a nephew of Kim’s first wife. He has his own private source of spring water. Female workers inspect each grain of rice to ensure that they meet the leader’s standards. (The nephew, Lee Young Nam, who defected to South Korea in the 1980s, was assassinated by suspected North Korean agents in Seoul in 1997.)

Link

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

Damn. He certainly knew how to be a dictator. And create jobs!

I wouldn’t even know how to develop standards for individual rice grains.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

lolwut
According to a CNN report from 2003, Kim was the world’s largest buyer of Hennessy, having spent between $650,000 and $720,000 per year on the cognac during the ’90s. (Just a sidebar, here, Amnesty International reported that in 2006, 37 percent of North Korean children were chronically malnourished.)

(link)

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

$650K to $720K?!?

That’s a lot of cognac.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Only 3 or 4 bottles of Hennessy Paradis / night, it’s expensive to be a dictator and entertain friends with the best.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Buying people’s undying loyalty can be expensive, even if you’re a virtual deity.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

no no, I think plenty of people died.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The people died, but yet the loyalty lives on…

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so sad, while so many other people died

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure the Hennessy would have helped with malnourishment.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well, it would have helped them feel warm, at least..

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

at least they’d all be lightweights tho

/sorry

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

sadness.

oh, my friend linked to this on fb: an insider’s (his teacher!) account of kim jong il. fascinating

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2008/08/12/the_secret_history_of_kim_jong_il?print=yes&hidecomments=yes&page=full

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This is an amazing read. Wow.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

must… not… make… inappropriate comment…

no bear, no care

by EchoOfSilence on Dec 20, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like a lot of people are on vacation..

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Yup.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m spending my free time at work reading Game of Thrones, so I’m posting a lot less.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I do that too!

No spoilers please.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER: You know that one character you really like? That one dude? Dead.

On the other hand, that one character you absolutely can’t stand dies too so it evens out.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

HA

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually half-way through the second book, but I forget what it’s called. So yeah. Aware of these things. :) There’s this other guy who seems like he should be a bad guy but I find he’s one of my favorite characters.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

the second book

A Clash of Kings

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that sounds about right. I bought all 4 as a package via my Kindle, so I’m just reading through :)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Clash of Kings?

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Klash of Cings?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Kings of Clash.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Dec 20, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Klangs of Cish

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I did the Sound of Music tour today, it was a tourist von Trapp

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

In Salzburg?

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I did that tour 14 years ago. Happened to be on the same tour as the Miami University (Ohio) volleyball team.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

probably was more fun if it wasn’t -3 out like it was tdoay

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I went in the summer on a nice day. Probably enhanced the experience.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hope you’re shooting lots of pics!!

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

well, when the snow stops so i can actually break out the camera :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh, can’t see anything. can you link to your flickr or something, please?

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

only on the facebook right now, i’ll throw up a link when I get things up on flickr.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ok. or if it wouldn’t inconvenience you too much, could you link to the direct images on fb?

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That joke made me go, “D’oh! Oh dear.”

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed, atoms.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 20, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m happy to accept your pity.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I briefly dated a Trapp. She was the only person in her family who couldn’t sing. She was hot though.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, more details needed plz

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Pictorial evidence doesn’t hurt either.

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I have a couple of pictures of her still somewhere. You’ll have to come to the Fire Starkey Cal/Texas blowout extravaganza in 2015 to see them.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

She was a San Diego girl and went to UCSD. I met her on an airplane (thank you Southwest and no assigned seating! I think I shall sit next to….HER) and we ended up going out a couple of times while I was down there visiting my dad. Then we had a 3 or 4 month long distance thing before we moved on to other things. Really cool chick and seriously gorgeous (had a Hispanic mother so she had the blond hair and dark eyes that I am a sucker for).

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you broke up with her using the ‘so long, farewell’ song.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

never saw that movie actually

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope she was older than 16 going on 17.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume thats a song in the movie?

I think she was 19 and I was 20? Or was it 18 and I was 19? Something like that.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going on vacation next week, so I’m actually trying to meet deadlines today. And a few deadlines that already passed by that are now angry deadlines.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And it’s OUR fault you’re behind?? Whatev.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 20, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone needs a generic holiday cookie!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously! We did her DBD performance review too soon.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

IT’s not your fault! I’ll be back in force tomorrow – Just you wait! I’ll be all zingers and random stories.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a lot of work to do today and got yelled at a bunch :(

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear, but the circle of yelling is how work gets done in America. Now go yell at someone junior to you.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, brb

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel better already!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i made it to here and now i get it.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB: We’re nonlinear.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I got bitched out by my Director yesterday, that was fun.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait until I become more succesful and get to yell as people.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, at people.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never found it to be fun plus I recognize that if I am trying to get someone to do something for me, chances are better that do me a favor if I am nice and understanding…to a point.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But yell if they make a mistake! They’re less likely to make it again… right?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I never ever yell in the office. I just get reeeeeaaaaalllllly quiet and do a lot of mmmm hmmmm or unnhhh uhhhhhs in response to questions. I think they find it scarier. Also, the one raised eyebrow thing = very effective.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

that is scarier. at least with a yeller you know they’re getting something out of their system.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I HOPE NORM CHOW BEATS EVERYBODY BUT CAL AND THAT JIM MORA SPECIFICALLY LOSES EVERY GAME FOR UCLA BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT THERE IS SUCH THING AS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL DRAFT

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal plays Hawaii next year? Cool.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

NORM CHOW WILL PROBABLY COACH AT HAWAII FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, THAT’S HOW GOOD HE’LL BE AND YES HE’LL PROBABLY PLAY CAL SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

…what are you getting out of your system?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If you yell, people’s feelings get hurt because they were yelled at and it was unpleasant. Then they convert that hurt into anger at you because you were unkind, and lose any sense of 1) having been in the wrong, and 2) being responsible for that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately, I have no feelings!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Just as well, since you seem to work with a bunch of shouters.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, before I took the job, they both told me that they shout a lot and I have to be comfortable with it and not take it personally.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

shoot, I misread that and thought YOU were the one yelling at your director.

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Need good Scotch or Whiskey or Rye recommendations

Got a $100 gift card as a Xmas gift from the company and I’m thinking of spending it on some brown liquor. Any suggestions?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

high west rendezvous rye. done and done. then get some scotch with the left over, or maybe redbreast irish

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Xlnt, thanks! I do like me some rye.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, check these out.

Whiskey stones: good or bad. Discuss and show your work.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

they go against all that is good and holy.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

why would you want your whiskey cold? doesn’t that ruin the taste?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

…why would it?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

suppresses flavors and aromas

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But enhances sensation and refreshment.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah this. same reason good beer is meant to be drunk at room temperature in a cold glass. mediocre beer can be served cold as a “refreshment”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

but at the end of the day, enjoying however you like it. although if you pour coke in any whiskey i serve, you are going to get kicked out.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No jack and coke? :(

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i serve bourbon, not Tennessee whiskey

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

thank you, there is a difference!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i just imagine if that’s the way you like your whiskey, there’s probably another beverage you’d enjoy more. Natural Ice, perhaps?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i just imagine if that’s the way you like your whiskey, there’s probably another beverage you’d enjoy more. Zima, perhaps?

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

same reason good beer is meant to be drunk at room temperature in a cold glass.

This makes no sense.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

room temperature means you get the full taste/aroma without numbing your taste buds.

cold glass keeps your hands from warming the damn thing beyond that temperature.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

True This.

Whenever I buy beer, I was l always leave it out on the counter instead of putting it in the fridge. So much more flavorful that way, unles you drink domestic.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I already cringe at putting edible and drinkable things in my whiskey. For example, I was offered a whiskey sour the other day. I nearly threw up in it.

I can’t imagine the lure of putting inedible items in my whiskey. Especially if their only purpose is to make it colder.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I like a rye on the rocks, am I doing it wrong?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Just my preference.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, I enjoy a little chilled whiskey from time to time

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 20, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, you are not sharing with me.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I like whiskey cocktails in general. But, quality of ingredients is huge, e.g., a whiskey sour with fresh lemon and egg white is fantastic, but pre-mixed lemon-flavored stomach acid is pretty gross.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB HH

are we trying to do something next week?

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Make sure theBuckeyeBear can make it.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

She’d fall asleep if she came anyway

#obvious

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by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And stink up the place.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And lose a few scholarships.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

on the plus side, free tattoos for everyone!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you gonna get!? a butterfly!?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

dibs.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmm….maybe bear claws on my hips…..

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And when you dip, they dip, you dip?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 20, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

man stamp.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 20, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

rec rec rec

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t be back in town until Friday (12/30), but I’m down for one then. I can regale you with tales about my trip to the Holiday Bowl. Hopefully, I won’t be able to tell you what the Quallcom drunk tank is like.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you mean Snapdragon drunk tank.

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oooh, that sounds a lot more enticing! calbandgreat, check it out!!

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Challenge accepted! Where’s me whiskey?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

at the CGB HH on 12/30! see what I did there?

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Georgia hit with minor NCAA violations

The headliner: Mark Richt was paying members of his coaching staff out of his own pocket. What a scoundrel!

Believing members of his football staff weren’t being compensated satisfactorily, Georgia coach Mark Richt unknowingly violated NCAA rules by paying them out of his own pocket.

Richt’s payments to several staffers were among a series of secondary NCAA violations uncovered by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution in a standard open records report released Tuesday.

According to the AJC report, Richt’s actions broke NCAA rules on supplemental pay. But discipline was limited to letters of admonishment from the school to Richt and those he made payments to, as well as additional rules education, the report said.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

rusrsncaa?

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Richt was being nice guy, too. For example, he gave—

To former linebackers coach John Jancek, $10,000 in 2009 after the previous university administration declined to give Jancek a raise when he turned down a coaching opportunity elsewhere.

and

$6,000 to fired defensive ends coach Jon Fabris in 2010 when Fabris was unable to find a job after his UGA severance package expired.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s almost as bad as when Nebraska gave their players the optional textbooks for their courses!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, WTF Nebraska. Bunch of miscreants over there. How DARE they give athletes the optional reading material?

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh and the Bama textbook thing

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

University of Oregon study: Winning lowers students’ GPA

In a new paper, the economists at the University of Oregon chart the grade point averages of students there alongside the fortunes of the football team between 1999 and 2007. Their findings could give ammo to critics of big-time college sports.

Their conclusion: When the Ducks were winning, students celebrated more and grades suffered.

Women’s grades held up better than men’s when the team was doing well — and the drop in men’s grades compounded a GPA gender gap that was already present at Oregon, as it is on many campuses.

The bottom line: Three extra wins for the Ducks’ football squad in any given year caused a drop in male GPAs that’s about as steep as the one you’d expect if male students had scored 27 points lower on their SATs.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

The bottom line: Three extra wins for the Ducks’ football squad in any given year caused a drop in male GPAs that’s about as steep as the one you’d expect if male students had scored 27 points lower on their SATs.

Sounds like football makes you dumber, but that’s silly… right? I mean, we at CGB are the smartst!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

a

at least they’re honest!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil Knight responds with more “donations” to build an auxiliary equipment shed for each football player.

cal. lakers. dodgers. packers. chelsea.
vols. rangers. galaxy.

by cldpc on Dec 20, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What if the grading is harder when the Ducks win? Like, the faculty get really tanked and grade while hungover?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe they said Davis isn’t a football powerhouse. How insulting.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be cooler if it didn’t have a typographical error in it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The studen’s next question should have been “So how did I do on my hostage situation?”

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

z

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Stupidity knows no bounds.

by unclesam22 on Dec 20, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha thank you for saying what we all were thinking.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the child might inherit his / her brains from the fiance. Maybe this person could deliver and then commit suicide.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on whether this woman’s real name is Rosemary.

CGB: The Strangest Blog

by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Played by Mia Farrow?

Look out…there’s Ruth Gordon!

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that’s what they were there for!

Attention cocaine users of the world: Parents everywhere would like you to know that changing tables are generally covered in baby poop, and we’d appreciate it if you’d think of that the next time you’re looking for a place to snort a line.

According to an informal study out of the United Kingdom, 92 percent of the more than 100 public changing tables were coated with trace amounts of cocaine. The testing was conducted by Real Radio journalists who used specialist wipes on the tables and then had them tested in a lab as part of a series to be broadcast this week called Cocaine Unwrapped.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

you change baby diapers on those? Well, this is awkward

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

oh. my. word.

I would never ever have thought of that.

/olds and far to square.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 20, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The UK is Blow Central. Something like 96% of the toilet tanks in central London restaurants and bars had cocaine traces on them the last time they tested.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think 90% of most money has cocaine on it, at least in trace amounts.

by unclesam22 on Dec 21, 2011 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Considering how sensitive some of those measurements are, ‘trace’ can mean very, very, very low amounts.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ya I think it’s funny ppl freak out over this.

“Did you know that there are bacteria ON YOUR HANDS!?!”

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 21, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose it’s a country whose population are not in need of downers.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Norm Chow to Hawaii?
NORM CHOW CHOSEN TO BE NEXT UH FOOTBALL COACH

The University of Hawaii is reportedly prepared to pay Norm Chow $600,000-$800,000 per year for up to five years to become its new head football coach, the Star-Advertiser has been told.

Chow has been chosen to succeed Greg McMackin, whose salary was $1.15 million per season and negotiations were underway today. UH officials authorized athletic director Jim Donovan to begin negotiations Monday night.

A person familiar with negotiations but not authorized to speak for either party said “the salary for (Chow) won’t be the hold up. Talks are more about what the assistant (coaches) will get. He’s focused on trying to put together a staff.”

Friends said the 65-year old Chow wants to finish his coaching career here. He is a native of Palolo and Punahou School graduate.

by minesweeper on Dec 20, 2011 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

Did McMackin get fired or quit on his own?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

he retired

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 20, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

ok good

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it's just UH

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Tim Tebow :(

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

That I was a right wing extremist.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

z3

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

would be funnier if it was steve marshall.
2/10

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

would be better looking if he wasn’t boomtho

1/10

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm a bangalore 8.343

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but adjusted for inflation, that’s like a Kolkatta 1.11

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 20, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ILL KI'LL Y"OU BITCH

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Kolkatta have hotter girls?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bangalore? I barely know her!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s never stopped anyone before..

by the federer express on Dec 20, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOPS to the 10th degree……

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t this old? And the guy got deliberatley emailed by a friend?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta love the Aussies.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

LeonPowe does! (We hope? Updates?)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Dinner tonight. My place. I’m making linguini with red sauce – homemade, infused fresh basil and garlic olive oil then mellowed out with a little butter – rosemary roasted vegetables (green and yellow zucchini and potatoes) and apple crumble. She’s bringing vanilla ice cream.

We’re watching A Christmas Story because she’s never seen it.

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Be sure to get cozy on the couch!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It is freezing in my living room. She’ll have no choice.

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a great tactic. Just try not to ask if she has a razor on the first date.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re well beyond first . . . activity. Let’s see met this summer at one going away party. Hung out at second going away party. She then leaves for the US for 5 weeks to “see about a guy.” Comes back and goes on 4 week business trip. So fell out of touch, the out of the blue she hits me up on facebook to see what I’m doing this weekend. Also, changes her facebook status to single same day. So since then, its been drinks, two lunches, one group dinner and epic evening (free flow beer) where someone asked “How long have you two been married?”

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

YAY! I guess that clears the way for the razor question, although it’s probably still not recommended.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Important question

Have you hit that?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

All signs point to: Not Yet.

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, be prepared, then.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This. Home-cooked meal, sentimental movie… add some wine and it’s basically a free-throw.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a terrible free throw shooter. Where’s Jerome Randle when I need him!?

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummm… I don’t think you can sub-in for this one… I mean, how far ARE we taking the metaphor?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What if she drops into a 2-3 zone?

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

shoot over the top, from long range?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So, not a back-door cut?

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ll need help from a man underneath, but that just. might. work.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Birthdays and anniversaries only.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Undone by the face she was at the airport at 6am today to fly to North China. All signs point to yes in the near future though – she’s in Northern China to spend Christmas with her grandmother I’m in Hong Kong ovre new years.

by LeonPowe on Dec 21, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It took me a second to realize you meant ‘fact’, not ‘face.’

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And human WD-40?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Like for squeeking?

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

On the Jersey Shore, I believe they call it smooshing.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the shore of Suzhou Creek?

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hazmat suits.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

niiiice. rec’d for update

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

…razor? what?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

it may be relevant to TheBuckeyeBear directly. Stubbly legs. lack of showeringm etc.

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is hella late

…but I guess Rishi asked a girl if she owned a razor in college.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 26, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on vacation!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 27, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He shoots, he scores – well played, now way can she resist a home-cooked meal AND a sentimental movie. It’s almost unfair.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

No way.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Holiday Bowl Club Level tix for sale

Anyone interested in buying 3 club level seats for the Holiday Bowl?

$75 each (face value).

Email me at: calbandgreatcgb@gmail.com if you’re interested.

Bonus: you get the whole CalBandGreat football-going experience. And you can drink up there!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

You should have announced this much earlier; I would have taken you up on it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it just happened?

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

did you have friends that backed out?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, my brother can’t make it after all.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you’re taking the cost of those tickets out of his Christmas presents, it’s what Jesus would do.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sent you an email… a colleague of mine i think would be interested. he is taking his two sons. Where are they? We are sitting in club level 59, row 1.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome, let me check and get back to you.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Roku's are an easy gift for techies.

They’re wireless pods that connect right to the TV and allow instant access to Netflix and other digital streaming services.

I’m giving one to my folks for Christmas.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 20, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

I fear that would also mean I was expected to provide tech support

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, duh, man.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If they know their way around a DVD/Blu-Ray player, it should be self-explanatory.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 20, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m fairly certain my parents could cope. My mother in law… possibly. My father in law… not at all.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It does look like a temptingly simple remote. Might be elder-friendly.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So I got my HBowl tickets from the ATO yesterday...

… and they’re in the view section. Nosebleed seats. FUCK

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 20, 2011 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

Sell them, buy my extra tix for the club level and see how the 1% lives.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice post, lays out the challenges well.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately we have to post in the first person or people think we are conspiring against them.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 20, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You (all) do inspire paranoia.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If someone doesn’t “know” the joke it does come off like you’re an asshole…just fyi.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh ya, we know this. It’s especially evident when we are actually being an asshole.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 20, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:27 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

this sbn app is awesome!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 3:50 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

You’d better not be out enjoying life and still checking in on the DBD. Go ice skating or something, geez!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i was posting from right next to my computer at work :)

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

still trying to figure out why mine whoo new app comment posted as a reply. but like the look.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 3:55 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

iOs or android?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

answer's in there somewhere, i just know it...

this sbn app is awesome!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 3:50 PM PST via Android app reply actions

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE IS MY IPAD APP SBN YOU FUCKS

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t the iphone app that came out months ago work on iPad?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In general, iphone apps for ipad do work, but you only have 2 choices of size: Screen size of iphone or iphone(x2). It really works better if you have an app created for that larger space.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

first world problems

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

In general, iphone apps for ipad do work, but you only have 2 choices of size: Screen size of iphone or iphone(x2). It really works better if you have an app created for that larger space.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

serious problems, seek help

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you SBN for IE! Damn you IE!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

so you comment twice on the second option? :)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the glorious things about SBN is the BONUS posting! It’s free posting! Who doesn’t want more comments.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

goldblooded

that dude hates comments.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you, boomtho!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

GoldBlooded?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this the part where RagsCub throws Cheerios at you?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

RagsCub cutness > that baby’s cuteness. Also Jimmy Fallon

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Although this is that baby watching herself on TV, which is pretty cute.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

sbn iphone app is awful

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was gonna ask . . . for me, it’s faster to just use Safari, because the iphone app is super-slow and crashes frequently. Am I the only one with this experience?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 20, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, i had held off on downloading it, i guess i’ll keep holding off.

btw, i got skywalk the other day, that app is amazing! constellations, stars, planets, satellites even.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you look in your shoes? Sometimes when I lose things, I find them in my shoes.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you navigate to the DBD on it, out of curiosity?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

california golden blogs > fan posts > scroll down (past recommended)

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I told it what teams I like, and I am getting stories that I can click on on the news feed, but I don’t know how to navigate to a particular blog.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

did you check the ‘line-up’ feed?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

This. Go to ‘line-up’ then tap the plus sign, and you can choose to follow teams or follow individual blogs.

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by norcalnick on Dec 20, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha! Norcalnick is the hero I needed.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the list of my favorite teams. So I can click on “California Golden Bears”, but that gives me a feed of all stories featuring Cal, including, say, stories on Burnt Orange Nation or SBN Bay Area.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So, yours is weird.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Utah
Thanks to a Utah convenience store’s contest, Frito-Lay truck driver David Dopp won another set of wheels last Saturday: this lime-green, 631-hp Lamborghini Murcielago LP-640, worth at least $200,000. Such an awesome car that will…oops, he already wrecked it. Just a few hours after getting the keys to the V-12 powered Italian supercar named for a famed Spanish fighting bull, Dopp took to the roads around his home in Santaquin, Utah. According to In Santaquin News, police were called about dusk after a witness spotted the all-wheel-drive Lambo bass-ackwards in a field, with skidmarks from where it left the road.

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/truck-driver-wins-lamborghini-crashes-hours-later-220724449.html

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like rain on your wedding day.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a free ride when you’re already there.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take

(SO I’VE HEARD)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 20, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

“I didn’t like the color anyway.”

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

RACIS

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:01 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Can’t stand those limeys!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

dead drunk…drivers.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 4:13 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Harrumph.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 20, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s not just the Japanese that like to wreck exotic cars.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

they wreck ’em 10 at a time.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 4:11 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

They are more efficient after all.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

I shouldn’t laugh, but dude, you might want to take your time to get used to 631 hp. And it’s all wheel drive! Tons easier!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

a buddy of mine owns a lambo and he let me drive it once. a lot of power…took a little bit to get used to it.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 4:26 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I can believe this. There’s all sorts of youtube videos of SoCal tools crashing them. Race cars need race car driving skills.

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by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

truth.

saw an audi r8 busted ’cause the driver broke an axle hitting the median on burton dr in bhills.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 4:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

icy utah roads prob would have most drivers screwed

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm…. yeah….. black ice, that must be it. (dubious, even if generally true)

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Schmo, indeed.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The lawyer in me kicked in immediately. Is this car covered under his insurance? Ordinarily you get a grace period when you get a new car where it’s automatically covered by your insurance before you add it to your policy. But I’ll bet his policy excluded super-expensive cars like this. And what about taxes? He’s got to pay income tax on the $200,000 value of the car. He probably would have had to sell the car to cover it. What does he do now? Can he write it off as a casualty loss? Even if he can, it won’t cover the whole amount. He is so screwed.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t sound like it was that badly damaged. Repair bill around $10 K I’d guess.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re very depressing.

by WolverBear on Dec 20, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Law School 101 – How to be the Enemy of Fun.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

note above where I am branded debbie downer by a certain someone

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 20, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

that was some fantastic lawyering!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

"Ghetto re-gifting"
It’s one law firm’s thing

Of course, people do it [re-gifting] all the time. And not because they lack class so much as they lack money. Even if it’s tacky, regifting usually comes from a good place: you want to give presents to more people than you can afford to shop for.

But there’s nothing laudable (or forgivable) about how one small law firm in California goes about re-gifting. They want to send gifts to their clients — so they commandeer the gifts sent to their secretaries and staff, and regift them.

I think this firm missed the "spirit" part of this holiday season….

A tipster tells us how things go down in a small law firm that people living in Los Angeles will recognize. We’re not going to share the name of the law firm (it being a small shop and all), but we understand that if you pay attention to the law firm ads on the bus, you’ll figure it out.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

geez what game was th at?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

asu-usm i can read durr

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 20, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that ASU’s 7-foot Russian dude?

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 20, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL this will provide fun fodder for the rest of the year. I like how 15 just kinda turned his head, as if he was saying “. . . that’s it?”

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 20, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Stay classy, ASU.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In Pateev’s defense: this video indicates he didn’t start it (‘it’ being defined as cowardly half-punches). Also, be sure to stick around til the end, where there’s some great ‘shocked ASU fan’ images.

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by norcalnick on Dec 20, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Psh, the USM guy’s “punch” can barely even be described as a punch. It looked more like a “get off me” shove.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

in the face, with a fist. fighting is fighting! both got ejected, it was the right call. plus, fuck both of those shitty excuses for schools

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, eject them both, I’m just saying that what the USM guy did wasn’t really a “punch”. He seemed to be using both arms to shove Pateev off.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

atoms i hate asu as much as you but a shove is still uncalled for

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. Just sayin’ a shove is not a punch. Both are uncalled for though.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Your move, GoldBlooded.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 20, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

atoms is a dick!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Shhhhhhhhh that’s supposed to be a secret

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by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Not vintage.

Thanks!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Award-winning sports columnist Bill Conlin retired abruptly from the Philadelphia Daily News on Tuesday, the newspaper said, as a rival newspaper published an article accusing him of child sex abuse. The Philadelphia Inquirer, in an article posted online on Tuesday, said three women and a man claim they were molested as children by Conlin in the 1970s. . . . Conlin offered to retire on Tuesday afternoon, said Daily News editor Larry Platt at a news conference. “I immediately accepted,” said Platt. “It was a painful conversation.”
Conlin started in 1965 at the Daily News, where he wrote about Penn State and other college football, professional boxing, baseball, the Olympics and tennis. He was named to the Baseball Hall of Fame this year.

http://news.yahoo.com/philadelphia-columnist-retires-amid-sex-abuse-allegations-221727340—spt.html

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Is anyone involved with sports not molesting kids?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 20, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The story is jaw-dropping.

by Scootie on Dec 20, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll kick him out of the Hall of Fame. Or is betting on baseball considered worse than this?

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

unce unce unce.

by j.lee on Dec 20, 2011 5:13 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Here is a great political interview

I know I may be the only one who watches the show, but I am a pretty big fan of the O’Reilly Factor. I think Bill has lots of different people with different views and engages them.

So tonight he had Gingrich and Clinton on. The Clinton interview was OUTSTANDING… seriously folks, watch this. This is great discourse.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

Watch Bill O’Reilly? I doubt you have enough money to pay me to do that. But I will entertain offers.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t you watch this interview. I never understand this “I don’t watch him, he’s awful” because I am not sure how you know someones i awful if one doesn’t watch them… unless it’s from cherry picked lack of context clips.

I am guessing you like Bill Clinton. So maybe you should watch for that. It’s very interesting.

You know it’s funny, the best interviews Hillary and Barrack did in 2008 were with Bill. He asked them both tough questions which allowed them to actually answer intelligently instread of the typical softballs the rest of the media lobbed their way.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Show me the money fiatlux!

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I have seen the guy. He is rude and nasty. He interrupts people, talks over them, and generally acts like a total asshole. Granted, this is par for the course in both cable “news” and talk radio, which is why I generally avoid both.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

watch this interview.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

.,.,.,.,.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 20, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll check it out, should be entertaining at least. :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you will like it.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t watch it here or on my phone for some reason, but I’ll check it out later tonight.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

by the way, sent you facebook message about Tuesday. All good.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks; replied!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 20, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

the reason that i and others do not like him is because he is a fucking idiot. he is actually a fucking idiot. it is not bias. people see the show, rightly and accurately declare him an idiot, and stop watching. this video is the cause of much of this reasoning, fiatlux. bill o’reilly is the object of humiliation and scorn for much of the conservative right. al franken, among others, tears him apart with every sentence he speaks.
again, i repeat: BILL O’REILLY IS A FUCKING DARK AGES IDIOT

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ALSO THIS SHIT

THE ANTI-LOGIC VIEWS OF BILL O’REILLY AND HIS ILK MAKE ME WEEP DESPERATELY FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE

this good came out of that video, at least.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mind watching him

when his clips are on the Daily Show or Colbert Report.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I get this is your thing, but you look really closed minded whey you use that as your proof. I am not a believer, but I understand others are… so he’s speaking to people who are interested in his opinion on that.

You proved my point about cherry picking things out of context. That speaks more to you than anything. Al Franken is hardly the paragon of reason and intelligent debate.

I could have sworn we had a conversation about not being assholes to each other? Did we not? I think the above, both in tone and tenor deviates from that spirit.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He could use more temperate language, but this isn’t directed at you.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s definitely a transitive property there…. ie, he’s an idiot, so only an idiot would like him… no biggie, but it’s a silly thing to be so rude about.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

when people are starving and dying of disease because someone or some group openly and actively rejects scientific advances in the name of make-believe, yes, i get very very angry about it.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as you’re not angry with Fiat for liking him, it should be OK – everyone’s entitled to their opinion.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 20, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s not true at all. i love tom green and i consider him an incredible idiot.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

there is no way you can convince me that bill o’reilly is anything but an inflammatory anti-science talking head asshole, unfortunately. anything he may have been othewrwise at any point during his life is now forever besmirched by not only his love of ignorance, but his embrace of ignorance. the kid who wrote in to explain the tides merely gets told that he’s a “pinhead” because bill felt like it was time to redirect the conversation and go off on some “why are we all here” red herring.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t trying to convince of you anything. I was suggesting this is a good interview. IE you will be interested in – wait for it – what Bill Clinton has to say. I watch a lot of this stuff and it’s one of the most in depth, interesting and civil conversation. Don’t watch it… that’s your call. Just don’t be a dick about it in the process…. that’s a very low threshold.

by fiatlux on Dec 20, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS is the part of your post that set me off:

I never understand this "I don’t watch him, he’s awful" because I am not sure how you know someones i awful if one doesn’t watch them… unless it’s from cherry picked lack of context clips.

i don;t watch interviews as it is. i mostly read the dbd, read a book, work, sleep, or play skyrim.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Do note that most people refusing to watch this because it’s Bill O’Reilly will quite likely call you close minded for not watching their favourite Jon Stewart segment.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Jon Stewart may be stupid, but he rarely interrupts as vociferously and rudely as B.O!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 21, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I watched it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

and… back me up here… it was a good interview, no? Clinton is most certainly a democrat i would vote for again.

by fiatlux on Dec 21, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it is closed-minded to not want to watch or support the culture of rude, nasty people who constantly interrupt and talk over the people they are supposedly interviewing.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 21, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Although I guess I could be accused of being biased against rude, nasty people who constantly interrupt and talk over the people they are supposed to be interviewing.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 21, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

how ironic!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

INTERRUPTIST!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 21, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure you know how that happens if you don’t watch it…

by fiatlux on Dec 21, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Fiatlux, I think Bill O’Reilly is a truly despicable person. He has behaved in exactly that kind of rude and nasty manner in every interview I have seen him do with anyone who does not agree with everything he says. I’m willing to believe he behaved a bit better with a former President of the United States, because he pretty much had to. But that does not make me want to watch him, or to do anything to encourage him or the people like him who, in my opinion, are a substantial part of the rot at the center of our current politics. And I don’t say that because his politics are far right-wing. I say that because he is part of the culture of promoting anger and hatred toward anyone who has different views, which makes our politics so rotten.

Also, I have never been especially fond of Bill Clinton and have no overwhelming interest in watching an interview of him.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 21, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, time to return this Kanye West album I bought you for Christmas.

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by Rishi on Dec 21, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so sad; I missed all of today’s DBD because I left my computer cord at home. BUT NOW I’M IN BED AND READY TO Z! Gonna catch up on DBD, chortle at the awesome quips I’m sure to find here, and then I guess I’ll get around to packing to get back to the Yay! Happy Hour on the 30th?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 7:46 PM PST reply actions  

Did you find awesome quips? Today was just an ok quip day, I thought.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Meanwhile, in women's basketball

The Bears are leading The Big Green (i.e. Dartmouth) 48-18 midway through the second half.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK DARTMOUTH, GO BEARS!!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

66-30 Bears

I think we’re going to win this one.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER SAY NEVER

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

70-32

with under 6 minutes to go.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, we MIGHT win this one.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t say that! Now we’re DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

spoken like a true * blue

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

PALMS OF VICTORY!

Bears win 80-39.

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by CalBear81 on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO WE COULD STILL LOSE BECAUSE OF VACATED WINS FOR A FUTURE OFFENSE……

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

QUICK! Take back the tattoos!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 20, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

TATTOOS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

BAD WEEKEND IN PHENON PHEM!

by LeonPowe on Dec 20, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I REGRET NOTHING!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 20, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Festive!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 20, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Later this afternoon I’m winging my way to the Bay Area to visit my brothers and their families for Christmas. If you see a graying, bearded guy wearing Cal gear wandering Hayward or Castro Valley in the next week, be nice. It could be me. Happy holidays. Go Bears!

by dcblue on Dec 21, 2011 7:28 AM PST reply actions  

Safe travels!

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by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Hayward! Go Bears!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 21, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

If you see a graying, bearded guy wearing Cal gear wandering Hayward or Castro Valley in the next week, be nice.

I KNEW SANTA WAS A BEARS FAN!

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by golden oso on Dec 21, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Santa wear so much red if he were a Cal fan?

by LeonPowe on Dec 21, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

communist

why else would he keep all those proletariat elves producing toys to give away?

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Dec 21, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a hard life at the Octoberist Revolution Lego Factory.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Santa and Papa Smurf have so much in common. Suspicious.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 21, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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