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DBD 12.2.11 So where do we go from here?

Hey CGB!

So I've really enjoyed the time we've spent together. It's been a wonderful time, filled with all sorts of emotions, from angry (U$C), to hopeful (furd), to happy (Twist getting punched in the face).

But I really need to know where this is going, ya know? Like, where is this headed? Is this going to get a little more serious or is it just going to remain casual or what?

I know, I hate to bring this topic up too, but I just really need to know. I was talking to Niners Nation the other day and they recommended that I just sit you down and ask you straight up, instead of dropping passive-aggressive hints. And what's what I'm trying to do. It's what you wanted anyway, right? More openness and honesty and transparency? Well here we go?

So, CGB, I ask you -- where do we go from here?


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West Indies 269/9 (50 ov)

India 66/2 (13.3 ov)

India require another 204 runs with 8 wickets and 36.3 overs remaining

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:14 AM PST reply actions  

But I really need to know where this is going, ya know? Like, where is this headed?

I’m very sorry to learn this DBD is headed into cricket discussions.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 2, 2011 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

That was just the first window I had opened. I’m posting more links.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m very sorry to learn this DBD doesn’t have a poll.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t make polls. It crashes the DBD

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Kohli is standing tall!

But we still need an RR over 6 to be able to do this.

LET’S GO INDIA!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, where’s Raptor when I need him?

Kohli’s in with a century, but this gon be tough!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

He may be bummed by the Chris Peterson news.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Guerro shoulda flown him out there to visit Petersen?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

WOOO KOHLI!
43.4
Russell to Kohli, FOUR

43.3
Russell to Sharma, 1 run, 130.5 kph

43.2
Russell to Kohli, 1 run, 117.0 kph, a little slower in pace, gently knocks it down to the on side

43.1
Russell to Kohli, FOUR, 126.1 kph, Kohli wants to get this done with quickly, friendly length, gives him time to rock back and club it over midwicket

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks close-ish, but within reach for India. This track is supposed to be supercharged for batsmen, kind of a low target considering that.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

DUUUUUDE

RRR<5 now!

We can do this!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Those were some clutch boundaries

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Kohli’s got a century? Good for him!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharma’s also making a great stand!

Let’s hope these guys can hang in there!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUU

Kohli out :(

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s hope Raina can keep it going.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

And he’s out for a duck. He seems to be trying to work himself out of the order.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, hopefully two wickets that quickly doesn’t affect the team.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

damnit

Jadega… give way back to Sharma.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

technically neither seems to have the SR to finish this game a winner. People better start swinging for boundaries!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Not yet! RRR is still six. Go for the doubles.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

5 wickets and less than 3 overs? I’d go for a few bigs swings.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

WOOO SIXER FOR SHARMA

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Six runs in twelve balls

LET’S DO THIS

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. At this point, with 5 wickets left, I’d start slugging.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

WINDIA!!!!!!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

With a boundary. Only pity is that Sharma didn’t get a ton. But yeah. Win!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Kohli and Sharma. That was a phenom partnership.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Four in twelve

(Two wides)

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Also Partiv Patel has been a fairly sad batsman, but I guess we have to keep him since we’re giving Dhoni a break. Actually, that’s probably, to me, the best part of this series, that Dhoni is getting some much needed time off.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

He needs it!

Who’s captaining, though?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Sehwag is the “back up” captain. He’s shown to be a mediocre captain in the past, but good enough against Windies, I guess.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I like him captaining DD.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, there’s less captaining and strategy that goes on in Twenty20 tho

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

doh, look what happened

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

HAY GUYS HERE’S A PHOTO OF THE FIRST CAR I EVER BOUGHT

WOW I REMEMBER THAT CAR HERE’S MY CAR

OH THAT’S COOL HOW MANY HORSEPOWERS DO YOU HAVE?!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

End CGB on CGB violence!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs more syringes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

back to the passive aggressive hints?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

i can’t hear you

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

BACK TO THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE HINTS?!?!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU PAID WHAT?

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 2, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Kim Jong Ill’s in the background like ‘WUT DA FU?’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

i missed the first 20 minutes and started watching right at this scene… so confused.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz

You make a “z” comment about every thread you don’t want to read, dude.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I only started doing that in response to the obnoxious z comments to cricket threads!

And I’m pretty sure the only people I make that comment to are turkey, Twist, and CALumbus Bear…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

ITS SO HURTFUL!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOSE HURTFUL???!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

ME TOO!!!

I JUST WANT TO HAVE A FANTASY FOOTBALL THREAD IN PEACE!!!!!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

More like in pieces, given the status of your fantasy team!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t remind me! Chris Johnson sucks and Michael Vick is injured!

I now have Alex Smith as my starting QB, so I’ll be rooting for the 9ers this weekend!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you bench CJ2K last week?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I benched CJ half-K the 2 weeks he did good. =(

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude I have Marshawn AND LeSean McCoy on my primary team. Sueper psyched. Im in 2nd and im facing the 3rd place team, so putting up like 50 points from 2 players is HUGE

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!

Driver’s seat!!!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Z

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

the circle is complete.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

you bought an apple? your mistake

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

mods plz delete thx

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So India wins

Raina is pretty much asking to be dropped off the national team with his play as of late. Patel is demonstrating why Dhoni never gets days off, and Yadav is once again the young stud bowler who’s cementing his place on the team. Wooo!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Sharma is definitley showing why he’s considered a upcoming stud player!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah was going to include that, but wasn’t sure how up-and-coming he was.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve definitely heard a decent amount of buzz about him beforehand. Seems pretty apt.

Now it’d just be nice if I could actually watch these matches!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Um... how did I miss this?

Yuvraj battling lung tumour

As Yuvraj Singh was leaving an indelible mark on India’s triumphant World Cup campaign in April with his all-round skills, the player was unaware of a major health scare that was about to rattle him to the core. The flamboyant left-hander opted out of the upcoming one-day series against the West Indies after he was diagnosed with a tumour in his left lung.

"During the World Cup, Yuvraj found himself constantly troubled by bouts of coughing and vomiting. Reports and scans showed that he was dealing with something really serious. A golf-ball sized lump was found in his left lung and doctors advised us to go for more scans," his mother Shabnam Singh said.

The good news is that it is a non-malignant tumour (non-cancerous) and the player, following extensive treatment, is on the road to full recovery.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea. You haven’t been keeping up with the cricket news, it appears!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew he was sitting out the ODI ,but I must’ve missed the reason why…

That’s crazy that he played through the World Cu pwith this

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

holy shit

I was wondering where he went. Get well soon!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 2, 2011 10:31 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Zynga filing for IPO, 15% of shares, $7BB valuation

Zynga Inc. will sell about 15 percent of its common stock in an initial public offering, said a person with knowledge of the matter, breaking with a practice among Internet companies this year of using a lower free float to boost demand.

Zynga, the biggest maker of games on Facebook Inc.’s site, plans to sell shares for $8.50 to $10 apiece in its IPO to raise as much as $1 billion, said the person, who declined to be identified because the terms are private. That would value Zynga at as high as $7 billion, less than it previously had targeted, the person said.

The game developer decided against a low float for its stock after companies such as Groupon Inc. and Pandora Media Inc. tumbled following their IPOs, the person said. While selling fewer than 10 percent of their shares helped those companies boost early demand for their offerings, the stocks have more recently dropped below their initial prices.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:17 AM PST reply actions  

I'll probably regret asking, but...

What is a “low float?”

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

In simple terms, giving away less of their company when they first file for IPO.

In this case, Zynga is selling 15% of common stock.

GroupOn and LinkedIn both floated less than 10% in their IPO

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Is there also a high float? A medium float? A root beer float?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Rose Bowl Parade Float?

by unclesam22 on Dec 2, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes. Ask CalBear81

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll probably regret asking, but...

What is a “Rishi”?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

A divinely inspired poet or sage.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Warrior poet!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

In many ways, we are all Rishi.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You might even say that we ate Rishi and he’s inside our stomachs right now!

No, wait, scratch that.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want Rishi inside of me

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Well then, what am I supposed to do with all this Rishibraten?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry. 15 is my limit in Rishibraten.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Please......,

I am not from Havana.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess it depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s happenin’ in the clean world?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a sh!t-load of dimes!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Mongo like candy.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

How many times have I told you to wash up after the weekly cross-burning?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Howard Johnson’s right about Olsen Johnson being right.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

too late

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

is it in yet?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m already gone.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s hella Ninja.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Must have been too small for anyone to notice.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ta

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

True atory?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks andbears?

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Vodka, lime juice, and something else I think. There’s some dude here with the recipe on a card.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it medjved?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Last time I saw that dude he didn’t have the card on him. I think he made up the card!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

DAMNIT I HAVE THOSE CARDS!

I had just run out!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You have those cards, or you had those cards? This story is making less and less sense …

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a stash of them at home.

That particular day, I just didn’t have any in my wallet!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I’ve seen the card.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

a Laser company

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That reminds us, we forgot to put bubble bath on the shopping list. Thanks!

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

U.S. Jobless Rate Unexpectedly Declines to 8.6%

[1]

Payroll gains in the U.S. picked up last month and the jobless rate unexpectedly fell to the lowest level since March 2009, a decline augmented by the departure of Americans from the labor force.

Payrolls climbed 120,000, after a revised 100,000 increase in October, with more than half the hiring coming from retailers and temporary help agencies, Labor Department figures showed today in Washington. The median estimate in a Bloomberg News survey called for a 125,000 gain. The unemployment rate declined to 8.6 percent from 9 percent.

"It’s good news, not great news," said Nariman Behravesh, chief economist at IHS Inc. in Lexington, Massachusetts, whose forecast for a 125,000 gain in payrolls matched the median forecast in Bloomberg News survey of economists. "The labor market is gradually healing. I wouldn’t take huge comfort that the unemployment rate is falling but some comfort that it’s edging down."

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:18 AM PST reply actions  

Alternate theory...

People are illegally immigrating to Canada.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would they want to leave for a third-world country?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

free colonoscopies, duh!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re thinking of Mexico.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Why are pharmaceuticals so much cheaper in third-world countries?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Because they’re not run by evil corporations.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No, because the corporations can recoup all their R&D costs in the price-insensitive US market. We are a bunch of maroons subsidizing the rest of the world.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The WHOLE world. I think I have told the story of how much more expensive my non-subsidized pharmaceuticals are here than they were, non-subsidized, in the UK?

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe you have.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Three month supply of a relatively new (many years until generics are available) ACE-inhibitor in the UK = price of a 30-day supply in the US (from Boots, the Walgreens equivalent in the UK, with no insurance of NHS cover, from Costco in the US).

TWELVE month supply of name brand birth control pills in the UK = cost of a ONE month supply here. Same pill.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. I hadn’t realized it was that bad. I could be saving crazy money by having my blood pressure back in the UK… except I don’t think the difference would help cover the cost of housing in Edinburgh.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You still have a job! Hooray!

or, you’re posting from home. Sorry :(

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I did come in to a voicemail from the boss, though. Got on that request ASAP!!!

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

While generally good news:
more than half the hiring coming from retailers and temporary help agencies,

That’s a little worrying. How many of those jobs are seasonal?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

i would say almost all. but still, it’s nice to not have awful news.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I anticipated that a lot of hiring would occur that is seasonal right now. Going from 9.1 to 8.6 seems like a MASSIVE jump and one much higher than I anticipated.

Does that mean that many corporations/retail stores are anticipating high sales this XMas? That could be promising.

The unemployment will probably dip again after January, but hopefully by not too much. Stay below 9?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

heyo

315,000 people ending their search for work will do that

by medvjed on Dec 2, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

But they added 120K payrolls! That’s worth something.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure that’s not even enough to keep up with population growth…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

In one month?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

MB alone had like 45 kids.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

With 46 different women, it’s true.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

models and bottles?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Just whoever’s unlucky enough to cross my path, really.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I have an out-of-the-box method to reduce unemployment then …

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Theres a Mr. Show skit about this

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Send everyone without a job to Mexico? 100% employment!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered about that. Unemployment rate doesn’t include people not actively searching for jobs.

Why do people stop searching for jobs? Is it bc the job market sucks and Im gonna live with mom and dad and fuck obama? Is it bc they and their wife were both looking for jobs and their wife got a sweet one, so Im gonna be a house husband and spend all day getting oiled up for her return from work? I’ve always wondered about that stat.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

In this sort of economy, it’s mostly people who give up searching because they’ve been unemployed so long.

It’s tougher to find a job when you’ve been out of work for a year than if you’ve been out of work for a month. Vicious cycle, etc

Another criticism of this unemployment stat is that it doesn’t take into acct quality of jobs. A guy who was a software engineer and is now waiting tables to make ends meet still counts as employed.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Are there no prisons?

And the union workhouses – are they still in operation?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

They are. I wish I could say they were not.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, that software engineer should get a job at Box.com!

My understanding is that there are many jobs out there, mostly in the tech industry, ist just that we dont have people iwth the right skillset searching for them. We need more computer science majors! We need more engineers! Fewer lawyers!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Easy, hire from India and China.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

We apparently just relaxed immigration statuses for certain types of immigrants to make that easier. However, carp doesn’t like that, I think.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Certain types of immigrant:

Do you like Math? If yes, you’re in.
Do you like Science? If yes, you’re in.
ARE YOU RICH? If yes, you’re in.

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a good article on this a while ago. I think I posted it here.

A big part of it was, well, lack of discipline.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Again, we do not all look alike.

He’s Japanese.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

Man…I always thought that he was Italian.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Preach on, Brother TwistNHook! More chemists!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

A guy who was a software engineer and is now waiting tables to make ends meet still counts as employed.

If he’s a good software engineer, there are lots of jobs available.

/notyourpoint

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Those people are called “discouraged workers”, so which do you think it is?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know. There are thousands of them. Perhaps millions. They could each have their own different reasons for stopping to look for work.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Unemployedworkers-a-thousand? More like unemployedworkers-a-million thanks to Obama, amirite?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This made me smile

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me go more in-depth into this report and see where the other jobs are coming from.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

hey anyone seen Rishi in the last ten minutes … ? he went more in-depth … ?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Rolling in the deep

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

N2Deep

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day. It’s not so bad, though.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Standing all merrily in a row…

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree. Just wish it weren’t so overplayed.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The so-called underemployment rate - which includes part time workers who’d prefer a full-time position and people who want work but have given up looking — decreased to 15.6 percent from 16.2 percent.

The report also showed an increase in long-term unemployed Americans. The number of people unemployed for 27 weeks or more increased as a percentage of all jobless, to 43 percent from 42.4 percent.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

they’re not just anticipating higher sales, this past weekend was a record setter.

small nit, unemployment will rise again after January, not dip.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it will rise back to pre-oct levels though

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

A decline in long-term unemployed is a good thing in my book.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

i think in everyone’s book.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Although, I forgot about the troops coming back from Iraq…

I wonder how that’s going to affect unemployment.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do you think the VA won’t provide them with proper mental health services? Trying to keep the numbers in check.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You know how I worked at that homeless veteran thing on Veteran’s Day? I have always had a kind of vaguely negative view of the VA, but it was changed a bit that day. One of the questions we had to ask upon checking the vets in was about medical care, and whether and where they have a GP. Every single one of them did have a doctor, that they could name and clearly knew, at either the downtown VA or the hospital out in the Richmond. I was genuinely impressed that at least they weren’t falling through the net medically.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Scootie, you may already be doing this, but I would highly encourage you to volunteer there on a regular basis. It means a lot to them and it will mean a lot to you.

#nottellingpeoplehowtospendtheirvaluablenonworktimejustathought

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you volunteer for them?

#seriousquestion

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

very easily.

http://www.volunteer.va.gov/apps/VolunteerNow/

I’m not pushing for VA, just when someone like Scootie has a positive experience I like to encourage them to do it more.. If we all did a whole lot of good would come of it.

#offsoapbox

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, okay, I thought you were specifically recommending them.

I have a couple I volunteer with right now, but like doing random events (like food banks, etc) every now and then.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s nice.

again, not to tell people how to spend their time, but the best time to volunteer at foodbanks is during non holidays.. the need is there all year, people just don’t think about it.

Also, having been the president of the board of a non profit in africa, I can tell you that it’s so much more effective to commit to an organization for a period of time. getting people ramped up and showing them things for a one off takes a lot of time and focus. the thought is appreciated but the commitment is more appreciated.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean by “commitment”? I.e. if i volunteer once a month at a food bank, but not the same day every month, does that work?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

i can’t speak for them, but absolutely that works… although it helps if they can plan for it. Do you do that now?

I was mainly talking about one-and-doners who kind of volunteer once a year at Christmas or Thanksgiving so they can feel better once a year (and that sounds way more asshole-ish than I intend it to).

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

(and that sounds way more asshole-ish than I intend it to).

You and me both today, it appears.

Well, I have somewhat of a CSR goal for 2012 (seeing as I’ll have time) but don’t necessarily want to “lock up” particular times (also have social goals for 2012). So I’d like to volunteer once a month, but I’d like the flexibility for whenever it fits with my life without feeling a lot of guilt around it.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

so again, i’m not telling anyone how to do things… but sometimes part of what you get out of volunteering is exactly that hard commitment and then fitting your life around it. That’s just my two cents on that.

Talk to the org and see what they say. I’m sure they’ll be happy to get any help they can, but think about how you can optimize what you’re doing for them.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I could agree with that. I organize meals that our church does and it’s a ton of work, but I find it to be very worthwhile.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I might be more willing down the line. Right now I’m just finishing up school and I’m loath to give up my soon-to-be-found freedom.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for proper use of loath/loathe.

And for volunteering :)

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for proper use of loath/loathe.

No joke, I looked it up to be sure.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

…for your own satisfaction, or because you knew I’d give you shit about it?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

a bit of both, really.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That is encouraging.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

the VA is a good template for how heath care in the US could be—electronic medical records, universal care. pretty good stuff.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It is actually a pretty decent system. In fact, who was saying it wasn’t? … DC Trojan I’m keeping an eye on you …

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anybody was, except that I always read stories about what a shitshow Walter Reed is, and I guess I just assumed the entire system was a bit broken.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think more people being happy is a good thing, so there’s that.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

So, weed instead of unemployment checks?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

CalBandGreat for president!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't

The job report always says that they are “seasonally adjusted”?

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I like my jobs reports with a little cumin.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I like mine with some sweet, sweet egg nog!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

There still could’ve been more temporary hiring for this season compared to last, which is a good sign of retailers having more confidence this year.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see an indication of this.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah I see we had the same reaction.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe “unexpectedly” for you!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Not enough jobs added. Economy = still sucks. Wake me up when we start adding 200k-300k real jobs a month.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ll put in a call to royrules’ mom.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d make a suggestive joke here, but I’m afraid of fiatlux’s criticism

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

constructive criticism… i’m working with people on these

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Well this won't help it go down much

Job openings closed to the unemployed

Among the must-have qualifications for the positions: “solid large law firm experience,” “very flex for overtime,” “friendly, polished and team player,” “take charge type of person – large presence … not meek.”

Oh, and one other, as posted on CareerBuilder.com and HotSanFranciscoJobs.com: applicants must be “currently employed.”

In New Jersey, such a posting would be illegal. A law signed by the state’s Republican governor in March expressly prohibits posting a job ad that “knowingly or purposely” states that “qualifications for a job include current employment” – or that lack of same is an automatic disqualifier.

But not, as yet, in California, where the unemployment rate is 11.7 percent, or anywhere else in the nation.

by WolverBear on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The long-term unemployed have a VERY tough time getting jobs. And employers know that it’s harder for them to adjust back.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

And employers know that it’s harder for them to adjust back.

I think that is total bullshit.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have experience in hiring and whatnot, so I don’t know. I’m just working off intuition… someone laid off two weeks ago would be able to get into the job much faster than someone laid off a year ago.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It makes sense to me. People hiring might say “Is there a reason I dont know about that has kept this guy from getting work for 9 months” or whatever.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that too.

I noticed all my b-school apps ask you to explain gaps in employment.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that’s typical – everyone always wants to know about gaps in employment.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

of course. i have a little consultancy that I have kept up that “employs” a couple of my friends.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you’re a good friend.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

by “employs” i mean it shows the world they are working somewhere… if you know what i mean.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Still really good!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I try and do what I can do.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

sex workers?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I got your meaning. That’s still really nice of you to do.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m curious for details on this…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly think that’s the more important point – people see you’re not employed and wonder “if nobody else is hiring him, why should I spend my time seeing if he’s a good candidate?”

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

sadly, yup.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if volunteer work can bridge that gap at all.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

seems like that would be industry dependent.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of people are doing unpaid internships to fill gaps like that. OTOH, lots of companies are abusing the practice of having unpaid interns and essentially getting an employee for free.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t someone just sue a big Hollywood studio about this?

by unclesam22 on Dec 2, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

mmhmm. I think the case is still pending.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

In a normal economy I think this is very true, but I don’t really think so right now. Well more than half the candidates we see are currently unemployed and everyone’s aware of the layoffs that have been done at all the various companies around, particularly as companies consolidate. This could be unique to financial services, but the only thing the unemployed seem to be at a disadvantage for, in this current environment, is leverage in negotiating compensation.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting take. Been a while since I’ve been in a position to hire people, so I guess I wonder what I’d see. Within my industry, the layoffs seem to have been “targeted” (i.e. we need to reduce our workforce by 5%, let’s lump the bottom 5% of performers together and call it a layoff).

But then again, there is a dearth of talent within my industry.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Take taht, Scootie, Rishi, and fiatlux!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

i hate when i pringle at your stuff… but, pringle.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Don’t take that to mean that everybody who gets/got laid off is a low performer, I really didn’t mean to insinuate that at all. Frick. I totally didn’t mean it that way. And in their respective industries I’m sure there’s a lot more talent, which is why they might face such a thing whereas a dumbass like me can keep my job in mine.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

All we are saying is that if you are unemployed right now there is a very good reason and you should prolly work on your fucking personality.

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by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying that at all! I think it’s time to take a few plays off.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

[psssst… Tosh, make the signal]

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVE THE BURN

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

so chagrined.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I’ve definitely seen otherwise at my firm. I know they seem more wont to hiring those who haven’t been out for too long as they perceive them as easier to “train”

(more for assistants than for brokers)

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so. I really don’t think there is a time off / adjusting correlation. My intuition would be that someone who has been out of work for a while would be so excited about getting back into the workplace they would be super gung ho and do whatever it took to make it work.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but you do get “rusty” and lose some technical knowledge when you haven’t used it, right?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

eh. that’s different than being able to “adjust back.”

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I was encompassing all that.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, if you want to be completely mercenary, someone who’s been out of the market for a while is probably going to be more flexible about starting salary because almost anything is better than zero.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d think the realistic value add of less training and more immediate work would outweigh that…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You’d be wrong. There are plenty of jobs that don’t require training even on an annual basis.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

i don’t really agree with that PLUS you’re hiring for long term…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I find this to be totally wrong – ought to be a law, and not just in New Jersey.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That is one of those things I just can’t believe someone thinks is a good idea to put in writing. It’s one thing to think it, it’s another to institutionally codify it.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I don’t see it making a difference. You can make them stop putting it explicitly in the job description, but that doesn’t change who’s going to get hired…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Possibly there is some truth in your statement, but they also have laws against discriminating against minorities in hiring that may be equally hard to enforce; yet I still think these laws are a good idea.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’d be much easier to enforce those. Also, I dislike laws against age discrimination. Just wanted to throw that out there. Age should be a factor in hiring decisions.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

How old are you?

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Mid-20’s, of course!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then, that explains that.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So…why shouldn’t a company discriminate on age? My point is that it’s something that matters for the company in terms of employee long term performance/growth potential…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

(sigh) They do discriminate as it is, hard to prove, unless the company does something really dumb. So, rather than argue with you, rather than look at this from the companies’ perspective, say you’re 55, you’ve just been laid off (no fault of your own), you’re talented, but now no one will hire you because they are trying to save money on their insurance premiums.

How would you feel about it them?

And why can’t I just refuse to rent to families? Kids cause a lot of problems – just a business decision, right? Why can’t I do what I want?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

FLY FREE CUGEL FLY FREE! BE WHO YOU ARE SAY WHAT YOU FEEL!!1

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that sucks, but what about it is fundamentally wrong? Just because it sucks doesn’t mean it’s some sort of wrong/unfair discrimination. We’re all born equal when it comes to age, and we all age 1 year at a time. So…aside from the fact that old people vote more…why is this an issue we feel the need to put on the level of racial discrimination?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You either understand or you don’t. Can’t help you here.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm? That doesn’t help me. I’m legitimately curious if someone can answer my question.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, otherwise you’re basically advocating for protection for old people in that exact situation. Is legislation against age discrimination really the best solution to that…?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me try

… afterall, I’ve just had my sensitivity training.

In the same way you can’t fire someone for just being old, You need to hire someone for their skillset and talents. You cannot just assume that an older person will leave soon, or not be able to keep up with the training, or won’t be able to . Individuals might make this true but you cannot assume for a group.

Now, if you would prefer someone who has10 years in an industry more than 5 years in an industry, that is one reason to select. And that in general puts younger people at a disadvantage, but it is not fair to say ‘20yr olds are flightly, I’m gonna hire this 40 year old who’s gonna stick with me’

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, well I do agree with all that. Trends/demographics aren’t necessarily representative of an individual, and people should obviously be judged on what they bring to the table as an individual. As a side note, I do not mind age discrimination against young people. To further the side note, why isn’t something like driving/drinking age limits counted as age discrimination? I’m legitimately curious – is there some sort of legal precedent? What about for insurance – how can they get away with charging different rates?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

insurance is a little different, insofar as rates are based on statistics. they have to make money, after all.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But isn’t that the same as the discussion about how group trends may not apply to an individual?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

in some sense, yes. But the data and sample size for insurance is much higher than a company hiring a single person at a time, in which case it makes more sense to base decisions off expected value.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm….I’m still not seeing a legal argument in there. What about senior/kids discounts?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Age discrimination

Very generally speaking, age discrimination is not prohibited in that many contexts. The ones that come to mind are in employment and in defined benefit plans (covered by ERISA). And even then, differentiation based on age can happen lawfully if decisions are based on “reasonable factors other than age” (e.g., cost).

There’s nothing illegal about senior citizen/kid discounts. That doesn’t implicate any statutory prohibition against age discrimination of which I am aware.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kind of what I was suspecting, that it’s just an employment thing. Seems to me that goes along with my thought that it’s just old people using their political power to try to help themselves out of a situation that sucks, rather than people thinking there’s anything fundamentally wrong/immoral about it (like there is with racial discrimination)….

Oh, and for anyone who didn’t notice, I’m wayyyyy too smart to touch the subject of gender/pregnancy discrimination. ;)

After all, society needs new babies, we don’t need old people though!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Old people who can’t get work and are too young for Social Security will just find other ways to be expensive. Like dying in the gutters.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 4, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn old people! I’ll walk on your lawn whenever I damn well please!

by Missing Barry on Dec 4, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think age and gender discrimination for insurance is bullshit too. I also think that drinking age should be lowered to 18.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

19

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

12

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You could also use this argument not to hire women because they’re going to run off and have BABIES. SO MANY BAAAABIES.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i KNOW. You cry ONE TIME. Sheeesh.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the supervisors I used to work with seemed to make every female on his team cry at least once. The first time, I thought the girl was just super sensitive. By about the 5th one though (and the girl was, IMHO pretty tough), I started to think something was wrong.

Then he said something to me about something and I nearly punched him in the face.

/where was i going with this

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

you worked for Twist?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I didn’t work for this guy. And fairly certain it wasn’t Twist.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You worked for DC Trojan?

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ONCE. I made a pregnant coworker cry ONCE.

The other one was just trying to make me feel bad for her because she had been caught not doing any work.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. A total softy all right.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I mistread this as
ONCE. I made a coworker pregnant ONCE.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t tread on me bro!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

sssss

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

woulda been a more interesting story.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t it be both?

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

In the realm of theoretical possibility, sure. Not in the real world however.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. There is nothing more humiliating than the unintentional welling up in the office. Gotta run to the bathroom QUICK QUICK and hope nobody saw.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you feel embarrassed? After my last story, I’ve rearranged my world view to not assume that the woman is weak insomuch as the dude making her cry is a jerk.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It can color your work from that point on. I’ve cried twice my decade of working.

One job, I cried because I was taking customer service calls and got yelled at pretty harshly by this little old lady. Was fine on the phone then had to run to the bathroom. —Not a problem, everyone at work treated me normally. Sometimes customers are jerks.

Other job, I was putting out this really important report, with a very short timeline, and I was very new so I didn’t really understand all the things I was working with. They pushed my deadline up a 2 days before it was due and I just started tearing up. After that, every so often I would see the ‘careful’ gloves come on. BAH.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

solution: don’t show weakness

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I view this the same as when a dude gets angry (which tends to be a more male reaction to this)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I also see it as the same.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t.

Mainly because my bosses yell at me ALL THE TIME

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

to be fair, you shouldn’t have hardcoded market growth.

also, you shouldn’t have colored that calculate value black.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

They honestly told me before I got this job that they yell a lot and I have to be able to take it.

I don’t take it personally, but, man, sometimes…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

…you kick a baby deer in the face?

iunno, what?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes it makes it hard to work!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

……………………………..you like to cry in the bathroom after an important meeting>

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m no AndBears!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, now I’m just going to have to kill you.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to have to find me first!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Big deal, you cry in men’s room not women’s room, I don’t think that changes Twist’s point!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My secret shame!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Little old ladies are teh WORST!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Scoots is soooo gonna kick your *ss, dude.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Twist should try to evict that old lady!

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to make a major major presentation to the CEO and entire exec team. I had suggested something and now they wanted me to lead the whole thing. The meeting was to be the following monday. on that Wednesday I misheard someone say the CEO wanted to meet later that day to review everything… I seriously, i kid you not, contemplated just going outside, hopping in my car and then driving it into the traffic signal as surely that would bet me out of the presentation… luckily i found out before I did that what i heard was wrong and the meeting was on for the following Monday. It was a disaster but for reasons not having to do with me.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, do I know that feeling.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously, I thought I was going to have a heart attack…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It usually is that someone’s being a jerk, but I also tend to well up when I am very very very angry. This is not a reaction that really screams “SHE’S SUPER PISSED” but more “she’s going to cry to get her way” so it has to be managed carefully. Also, you just don’t want to be the “Careful, you might make her cry” woman. It’s never good to be That Woman.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. Then again, I’ve seen enough negative blowback against former managers who were men who also responded emotionally, with anger. So basically, no emotions.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Careful, you might make Scootie cry!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Scootie would give a crap about anything I have to say enough to cry.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Solution: Sex change operation. You’ll never be That Woman ever again!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I can make boys cry.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

heartbreaking?

or kicking us in the nuts?

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably the infrequent showers.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking dirty hippie

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

All of the above!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think forcing me to watch the first ten minutes of “Up” really counts.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What if you watched “Up,” and then I told you you could never go to Fenton’s again?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

then I’d go to Tuckers in Alameda, problem solved.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Never been.

Will have to rectify.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

umm. .. *sniff … I have to run to the restroom right now … these aren’t tears, I’m just really allergic to … something. [KEEP IT TOGETHER SEC119 BE STRONG]

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Boys, maybe. Not men.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think showing us the last 10 minute of Big Fish counts

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And what about all those Christians who want to take Christmas off?!?!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you have to admit its pretty fucking annoying to hire a woman who immediately gets preggers and takes off a fuckton of time for bedrest, then maternity leave!

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it’s politically incorrect to say this, (maybe think it?)… but it is just a little annoying… that happened to me… hired a gal who not three weeks after starting lets me know she is pregnant… i love kids so i was happy for her and i am super mellow about that stuff, but it certainly did create extra work… but what are you going to do.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

that actually happened in my current group and I shouldn’t make a joke of it actually. The baby has major problems and Mom basically works from home now (a big no no in my back assward company)

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It did kind of make me think though what obligations we have to each other… I mean, had she told me she was pregnant when she interviewed I am sure I would have still hired her, because she was great and i think long term… but I may be the exception.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have said anything because most people wouldn’t have hired her.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have said anything, probably, if I were her either… but i just wonder, i don’t know, how ethical that is…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

we actually had a woman telling us that she was trying to get pregnant and would probably be taking some time off due to pregnancy in the near future. my boss was horrified that she gave us this information and suggested she not bring that up during interviews.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

AMD LOL GET A JOB WITH INTEL IN FOLSOM HURRY.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that would mean moving to Sacramento. FUCK THAT

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

no, suckramento is just a big city near folsom.

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My current assistant was pregnant (unbeknownst to me) when I hired her, and she worked for 5.5 months and is now on four months of leave, which was twice as long as I was obligated to approve. I like her and want her here long-term, so I just had to suck it up and go with it. I was a bit annoyed, though. It’s a hassle.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

One of our employee’s, her husband died, she’s out for 2 months or more. LIFE HAPPENS. DEATH HAPPENS. Get over it.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That was remarkably angry.

Are you crying?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody invent the long-distance punching machine, QUICK.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d tell you to cry me a river, but I’m pretty sure you’re out of tears.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re someone’s annoying brother, right? Because you must have had so much practice.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like you’re trying to talk, but all I hear if sniffling.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps that is the sound yoru pants, because clearly your head is up your ass.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/consults ‘Oh Snap!’ flowchart

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes less sense than the fact that you’re crying because boomtho called you a name!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Backed into a corner, are we? Don’t have much to say? Gonna get real brave and call me a girl?

Are you sure I’m crying and not just kicking your ass, because it might be embarassing to you if I was kicking your ass.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this like a real thing? Do I need to call Andre Carter? I’m very confused.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I report her for threatening violence now?!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I too am very confused.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it was fun sparring with you, Rishi. Same time next week?

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, as long as it’s not during that time of the month again!

#uhoh

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon dude.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t make those jokes!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

and we wonder why Rishi is single..

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

do we?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi’s single?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry that obnoxiousness, arrogance, and fear of commitment didn’t tip you off!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

what on earth is going on here..?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

???

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Need moar yoga babies!!!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Done.

If you do a search, though, avoid the yoga baby videos. I’ve heard they’re pretty shocking.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom bought us a baby yoga dvd.

We tried it for a while even. Kinda silly.

It was funny doing it with PTB, though, because Little K wanted to try to copy Mrs. Kod and do all the exercises, too.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you think I’d take pics of my recently preggy wife in awkward yoga poses?

I’m still alive to post here today, aren’t I?

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hope it didn't look anything like this

NSFW (or L)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell is the matter with you?

NSFW doesn’t even begin to cover it and now that’s on my work laptop.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

instincts were to never click, thank you for verifying.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

some jerk friend forwarded it to me and a bunch of my friends. I thought I’d share the pain.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

zOMG WHY ARE YOU SECRETLY PHOTOGRAPHING ME WHILE I AM EXERCISING IN THE PRIVACY OF MY BACKYARD?!@

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

so wrong.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant Little K!!!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Come to HH on the 9th and punch him in person!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Where are we going!? I want more chaat!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

err I don’t know, I don’t plan CGB HHs… seems rong for the Bruin to plan them.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

DO OUR WORK FOR US!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

it's YOUR graduation party...

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you’ll just hype up how awesome it’s going to be and then find out the venue won’t let you talk to anyone.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps if we weren’t camped under a giant speaker, that wouldn’t have happened.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

way to defect my ucla coaching search parallel

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Scoots, I didn’t mean to sound that angry at you, I think your approach was right. And I can understand that it was an unexpected hassle, but these things do come up when you’re dealing with people, any of them.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

[There she goes again. That poster.]

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to be back on the side that makes the jokes….How do I get back there?

Hey look, twist likes Sweaters! Rishi’s being insensitive!

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did you capitalize sweaters?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They are trying to be proper.

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like proper things at all!! AND YOU KNOW THAT!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was your petname for boomtho?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hawt.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ONE TIME I WORE KITTEN MITTENS

one time!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

German-style capitalization of nouns

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

She meant citizens from Sweat. Obviously.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were agreeing with her.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, no worries.

I love my assistant. My sighing about the situation was fully internal, because I’m a chick and I’m never going to be the one to make another chick’s path harder. But only having her for 5.5 months when I thought I hired her to do 10 months of work? Drag-ola. Especially because the temp replacing her is, well, useless.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And…

This is mostly a commentary on how difficult it is to look for work when pregnant. Most people wouldn’t hire a pregnant woman if there were another candidate nearly as qualified. Sucks for the pregnant woman.

But also, not a great time to change jobs. My assistant is not entitled to a ton of benefits because her tenure has been so short (including, believe it or not, FMLA).

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to cover for ALL my co-worker’s stuff while she was on maternity leave.

It was a very stressful summer for me.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

please, like i will be in a position to hire ANYONE for years.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

she's an aggrieved data point!

Or did you not notice that she’s a lady?

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm just saying

(AndBears)/(Scootie + AndBears + sincey + BuckeyBear) = 25%…

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Already forgot about CB81?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit i did

20%. sorry CB81!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ladies on the interwebz

CGB has ’em!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Harsha?

If she was a guy, it’d be Harsho, right?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

no

tell that to expert cricket Harsha Bhogle

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That chick can bowl!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That is truly mind-bhogleing!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I laughed, I’m not ashamed to say.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

this is why my brain is fried

but to be fair, katster and kolwave haven’t posted in a while.

to ALL ladies of cgb: i apologize for being dumb. also, whatever your complains, i hear them but am not attempting to solve them.

/ducks and runs out

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re learning boomtho. You might be ready to date by the time you’re 30 (sorry, Ms. boomtho).

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, she doesn’t exist.

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurray, I’m a statistic!

And for the record, I didn’t take time off of work for babies. I was already off work for MBA. So this flies in the face of …what are you proving, again?

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hell if i know

honestly, if someone could tell me, that would help.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I can tell, you’re trying to either see how many feet you can shove in your mouth.

Or, you’re trying to commit a very public and messy form of suicide.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes, some women have babies.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

how did you get a copy of my doctoral thesis???

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

which school was it again? :)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

North Southern Jesuit State. Go Fightin’ Jesi

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by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And then “work from home” when the babies are “sick.”

Oh, we’re on to you, you womb-waving shirkers.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

My boss splits that responsibility with his wife. If daughter is sick, they take turns taking days off. Seems reasonable enough to me. (Since we were a single income family growing up, it kinda never occurred to me until recently)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not being serious. I view that sort of flexibility as pretty important to retaining good people, because I’ve got bugger all to offer them in the wage increase department.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

womb-waving shirkers.

WHAT? You don’t call them that to their face?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m a total softy.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Not explicitly, unless it’s something very physically dependent, like pilot or something.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t they essentially force pilots retire at 65?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure about that. If so, it’s because 65 year old pilots are the most expensive ones…

Being a pilot, especially an old one, involves a lot of sitting and doing nothing…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

A “glorified bus driver”, as one pilot has told me many times…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it is like that 99.9% of the time, but it’s that 0.1% emergency circumstance where you need them to be sharp and alert and able to make important decisions. That’s where pilots really earn their paycheck.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true, though I think you’re great exaggerating the percentage of emergency time.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Somewhat exaggerating, maybe, but I think there are all manner of small emergencies and decisions that go into safely operating an aircraft in all sorts of different conditions. One of my favorite TV shows is Mayday, and I’ve seen pretty much every episode, and one thing I’ve come away with is that the slightest bit of inattention to a certain detail can cascade into a catastrophic failure in the right set of circumstances. The safety envelope has gotten larger in a lot of ways, but it’s amazing the types of trivial things that cause air crashes.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sully was a stone-cold bad*ss hero.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see Steve Martin’s riff on this on the Late Show… it was hilarious.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll have to look for that one youtube. Hard to watch late TV when you go to bed around 9ish.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Found it… Here it is…

There is a ridiculous 65 second commercial before for, i kid you not, yard signs… so just let that go and then the vid with Steve Martin is hilarious

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

just type ass.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 4, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

A real pilot woulda landed on the ground!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

and would have killed those birds!!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Two different takes on the jobs numbers

Both are basically correct, just focusing on different things:

Bloomberg: Payrolls May Be Shorting U.S. Job Gains

American households may be signaling the job market is stronger than the payroll numbers indicate. Employers said they took on 120,000 workers in November, bringing job gains over the past four months to 534,000, Labor Department data showed today in Washington. A separate survey of households showed 278,000 more people were employed last month, pushing the increase during the same period to 1.28 million.

At turning points in the economy, the latter may prove more accurate because it’s more likely to pick up hiring at small companies and new firms that may be under the government’s radar. In another sign of recovery, the payroll figures the last three reports have been revised up by a combined 91,000 on average for the prior two months.
Fox News: What the New Unemployment Numbers Are Telling Us

The new unemployment numbers are a lot worse than the headlines indicate. The news media is breathlessly reporting today that 120,000 jobs were created in November. But with the working age population increasing by about 160,000 people each month, job creation isn’t even keeping up with the number of people entering the work force. So how is it possible for the unemployment rate to fall from 9.0 to 8.6 percent?

The explanation is actually pretty simple. People are only counted as unemployed as long as they are actively looking for work. It is good news when the number to falls if it means that Americans are getting new jobs. It is not so good if the number falls because people are simply giving up looking for work.

by minesweeper on Dec 2, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at U6 to fix the second problem. Don’t worry about monthly variation to fix the first (look at trends, not individual numbers).

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t tell me what to worry about old man! This is my hawt body!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

more than half the hiring coming from retailers and temporary help agencies,

joy

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

so we’re all going to be depressed in january…great…

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Iggles season runs into Hurricane Best Mode

In a game where the Seattle Seahawks beat the tar out of the Philadelphia Eagles to the tune of a 31-14 score and ran for 178 yards on 33 carries in the process, Marshawn Lynch’s(notes) 15-yard touchdown run with 9:19 remaining in the first quarter may have been the definitive play. It typified the way Lynch has been running over the last month — as physically as any back in the NFL — and it’s why he finished with 148 yards and two touchdowns on the ground.

Why he was chowing down on Skittles after the play — especially when he had an upset stomach — was a different story. Lynch has said that his mom used to feed him the candy in high school, and the tradition has continued to his day. Touchdown? Skittles.

Lynch had very few words before he bailed from the locker room, and that’s his usual M.O. after a good game. “It was all about the offensive line,” he said. “We managed the game, we came out victorious, everybody’s happy, and now we’re on to our break. Thank you!”

“He doesn’t like to talk about himself when he does well,” said running back Justin Forsett(notes), Lynch’s teammate going all the way back to their days together at Cal.

That may have been true, but everyone else wanted to talk about what Lynch did. But first, what about the Skittles? Forsett hypothesized after the game that Lynch may indeed derive some kind of mystical power from the candy that he has been eating on the sideline as long the two have known each other, and that an endorsement deal would be the only fair gesture in return.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

BEAST MODE

Also, some lovin’ for Slippery Justin!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Slippery Justin? What you do in the privacy of your own home is your own business. Keep it outta here!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Is he still with Angie Pressey?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d thought they were engaged or married

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

And I repeat: awwwwww Golden Bear love!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

TASTE THE BEASTMODE!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 2, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

BEASTMODE THE RAINBOW!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

If only this were true for me
may indeed derive some kind of mystical power from the candy beer

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

His first TD run was ridiculous—something only BeastMode can do!

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a cool shot of Marshawn chatting with DeSean and (I think) Forsett. IT was right when Nnamdi got injured.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, Mike Mayock also mentioned ‘A couple of Cal guys chatting’

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw this game at the gym with the sound off… what happened on the sideline when Vince Young was trying to talk to DJAX and DJAX ignored him?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

NFL Network commetators were claiming that DJAX was ignoring VY. Looked like in one instance, VY was actually speaking with someone further down the bench, but WHO THE HELL CARES BECAUSE THAT FACT DOESN’T HELP PAINT DJAX AS A SELFISH LOSER.

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Hate

This kind of stuff, Mooch said it was all bullshit and he’s right.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I know some still hate Mooch for bailing on us...

BUT, he’s constantly reppin Cal on NFL network. He’s also gotten the rest of his studio mates to play along.

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

No Mooch hate for me

When he interviewed for the job in 1995, he was up front about the fact that his ambition was the NFL. No one could have anticipated at that time that the 49ers would come after him after just one year at Cal. I was disappointed at the time, but I couldn’t blame him for bolting. That was the opportunity of a lifetime.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I think most Cal fans feel that way. I actually don’t know anyone who hates Mooch for taking that opp. I know a lot of people who hate the 49ers for poaching him (but in fairness I don’t think they were Niners fans to start with). And of course I think we all universally hate Kasser for selecting who he selected to replace Mooch.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Not nearly as much as I hate Bob Bockrath.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

True. Bob Bockrath passing over Mooch and hiring Gilby was the decision that began the whole spiral.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t letting Snyder get away worse? Or was that a different AD?

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. That was all Bockrath.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Right. Bockrath idiotically not honoring the deal to keep Snyder proceeded his idiotic decision to pass over Mooch to hire Gilby.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate the Niners for prematurely firing him!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I just hate the 49er’s.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

What team are you a fan of?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Bears. I don’t watch the pros.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

So why do you hate the Niners?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Long story short...

I grew up in LA, was a Rams fan my whole life until they moved to St. Louis, where it got harder for me to follow them. So I just gave up on pro football and put all my energy into college ball and my hatred of the niners (from an old rivalry standpoint) persists to this day. Plus they wear red.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Different shade of red. Does not count!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Red, nonetheless.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Your face is red!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU WEAR RED!

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, no red on today!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

but on sunday…

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

…Rishi’s in red head to toe. Good thing he doesn’t watch niner games from tightwad hill.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

NINERSSSS

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. I used to hate the Niners but now I’m over it. Though, if and when they meet my Packers in the playoffs once more, I might have to crank up some hate again.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I’m actually toning down my hatred of Bay Area teams as I figure I might settle down here and if I have kids, it would be nice for us all to be able to root for the home team.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

ROOT FOR ME, YOUR HOME TEAM OVERLORD!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Root for you? You’re like the Washington Generals of the DBD! Nobody roots for them!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Just bc Ive never won anything ever in my life doesnt make me a loser

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re our perpetual runner-up.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to hate the Packers SO MUCH

But I kinda like them now.

Thanks to Aaron Rodgers.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

[high five]

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m an LA football orphan. I am completely meh to the 9ers myself.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t understand it at the time and still don’t.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw the shots after and it looked like Young was trying to joke around with DJAX and JAX was pissed.

I would be pissed too if my QB threw four INTs and targeted me five times the entire game, even as we’re strongly behind.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

DJAX is killing his free agency one game at a time.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya. Rough year!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, we technically wanted the Iggles to win. Seahawks are charging strong now. Still think the Niners will clinch soon, tho.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no dog in this fight (too soon?)

But I was cheering for awesome production from all the Cal guys

Lynch, Forsett, Morrah, Mebane, alligator arms Jackson, Gibson (i think he’s still on the roster)

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll forgive you if you rooted for the Seahawks.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I didnt really root for the Seahawks, bc I do hate Pete Carroll. I just want Marshawn and the other SeaBears to do great!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

It’ll admit, it’s kinda fun to see the Iggles just give up.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

They remind me of the 2007 Cal Bears. If only there was a common element linking the two…

#TrollersGottaTroll

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Most of my family is full of Iggles fans, so they are livid right now. Fire Reid etc etc etc.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I still can’t believe how bad the Iggles are. Yikes.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

They had some really bad luck through the first few games… but seem to have given up since then.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, the interceptions didn’t help the cause.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This is true. Vince Young is no Michael Vick.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Vince Young is no Taverris Jackson either!

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Tarverris Jackson is no Tarvaris Jackson!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

neither is deLaShaTarvaris Jackson!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparent;y they gave up in the Niners game

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Losing a lead isn’t the same as giving up.

What they did in the Pats game… that’s giving up.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Didnt one of the Niners player said he felt that they gave up?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe.

That’s his opinion. I was giving mine.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Dont take this the wrong way, Rishi, but Im gonna go with one of the players on the actual team over you when it comes to the question of “Did the Iggles give up in the game?”

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay Twist.

I was talking about their season, not a game.

Because their next game, they led the Bills before collapsing again.

Then won their next two games, the second one in impressive fashion.

That doesn’t sound like they gave up on the season yet.

Somehow, they won the Giants game in spite of VY’s terrible performance.

But the Pats game… once they got blown out and realised the best they could finish would be 9-7, they gave up.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I was talking about the game.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

BUUURRRNNNNNNNNNN
What they did in the Pats game… that’s giving up.
I was talking about their season, not a game.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

?

They seem to had just completely given up on their season by that point, not just the game…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess the confusion stemmed from me specifically referring to a single game and then you were also referring specifically to a single game.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

OH BURRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

So when I say that the Eagles had some bad luck in their first few games, but seem to have given up since then… you thought that referred to one single game?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That was like 3 comments earlier that your pats comment. How can I be expected to remember all that shit/

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like I’m hiring.

Who is available?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

HONK!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Pats game was a turning point

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey I heard McNabb is available. They should pick him up!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Bears could do well to get him

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

but Maynard’s doing so well lately

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Before reading the article, I thought Marshawn had found a dead humming bird on the sideline and brought it back to life in his hands using his magical powers.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

this imagery made me giggle like a schoolgirl on cocaine.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude. It’s Friday morning. Too early to be wearing your schoolgirl outfit.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I only have the skirt on this morning.

With underwear on, of course! What do you think I am, some sort of weirdo?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

BEAST MODE!

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

DOUBLE BEASTMODE ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!! I CAN’T EVEN CAPTURE HIM ON MY CAMERA

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

this is awesome!

Skittles is offering Marshawn Lynch a 24-month free supply & a customized dispenser for his locker for last night’s exposure.

from twitter

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

man is Skittles cheap
Skittles is offering Marshawn Lynch a 24-month free supply & a customized dispenser for his locker for last night’s exposure.

from twitter

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

umm what?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that should have read, “man, is skittles cheap”

because they’re basically doing nothing and getting even more pub out of it.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he prolly can’t actually be paid for endorsement/placement stuff in a game… but hopefully they’ll pay him for some sweet ass commercials for the Super Bowl and then we’ll all win.

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by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m sure the NFL attorneys are on this as we type…

yeah, that two years’ supply of Skittles and the custom dispenser is worth, what? $180? NFL wants its cut!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

$500 fine for not promoting Reebok’s Chewy Candy

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

if this is any indication

a bit more than $180 :)

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that won’t fit in a locker yo

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

it would in the SAHPC!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, that’s pretty cool… but am guessing it’s made in China… so actual cost… $285

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

custom d. rose decal – $5000

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Does 24-month supply mean the amount of Skittles that Money eats in two years or is it pre-defined?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem with Marshawn as a spokesman is nobody can understand what he’s saying. The commercial would have to be him dressed as the KoolAid Man running through things.

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

redonk plz get on this

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean like the Philadelphia Eagles defense?

(thank you)

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Just fill his mouth with skittles!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this picture

but with skittles

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

SHINING

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

375 days a week, shinin’

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I MEAN SHINNIN!

DO YOU WANNA GET SUED?!?!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That’d be awesome.

by unclesam22 on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, he was great in that Mayne Event re: d&b!

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by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Eats shoots and leaves....

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Z

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

how'd you get a picture of my tattoo?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

For cereal?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Brand new news
Skittles is offering Marshawn Lynch a 24-month free supply & a customized dispenser for his locker for last night’s exposure.

from twitter

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

A customized dispenser? whoa, what is that

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

this

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Something about bowl games

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:21 AM PST reply actions  

Is that your placeholder for something in the future?

by HeyAlumniGo on Dec 2, 2011 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No

I tried to post this

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I want that little hat.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m shocked this isn’t a twist post

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Snowing in Beijing

I just spent 2 days on business travel. Over the last two days I’ve spent 7 hours on planes and 8 hours in taxi cabs . . .all for 2 1 hour meetings.

But I had an extra hour after my meeting in Beijing before I went to the airport so I walked over to Tiananmen Square. It was lightly snowing.

by LeonPowe on Dec 2, 2011 7:35 AM PST reply actions  

Many of those kids seem hapier than I ever have in my life

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

they all have meaningful jobs.

BOOM!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is their one allowed outside day of the year, before they go back to 16 hour days of studying. That is why they seem so happy.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

FIFY

This is their one allowed outside day of the year, before they go back to 16 hour days of studying making trinkets to fill landfills. That is why they seem so happy.

(and here comes LeonPowe…)

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Korea? Nah, that’s j.lee territory.

by LeonPowe on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG… you know that’s twice i’ve done that today… I thought these were Chinese kids…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Four of them are Korean, but one of them is Japanese. Probably a cousin or friend visiting.

WE DON’T ALL LOOK ALIKE DAMMIT!!!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, the irony of this is not only do I not think you all look alike, I actually am very good at telling differences between nationalities.

Just a bad day for me.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid american education system, fiatlux can’t read!!!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, winter in Beijing is the worst.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its a lot more comfortable than winter in Shanghai where it is fucking damp all the time and you can never be warm indoors, whereas in Beijing it is at least warm indoors.

by LeonPowe on Dec 2, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Going outside and trying to breathe was a miserable experience. I’ve never seen anything like that kind of pollution before.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in Tokyo on business, in I think November a few years ago… A colleague wanted to play tennis at the hotel. Not only was it cold, but the air was SO dry I thought my lungs were going to implode.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Tokyo is very dry, but Beijing is even drier. Shanghai is sluggish .. . like a wet sponge.

by LeonPowe on Dec 3, 2011 1:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Do The Coaching Shuffle!

Mike Sherman gone from Texas A&M, no interim named

Texas A&M was supposed to return to national prominence this season.

Instead the Aggies finished the regular season with a disappointing 6-6 record that cost Mike Sherman his job.

Athletic director Bill Byrne announced Sherman’s firing in a statement Thursday night.

The Aggies, who are leaving the Big 12 for the SEC next season, must now find a replacement to lead the team into their highly competitive new league.

The school hasn’t named any candidates, but possible replacements could include Houston coach Kevin Sumlin or Louisville coach Charlie Strong. Sumlin, who has led the seventh-ranked Cougars to a 12-0 record, was an assistant at A&M from 2001-02. Strong also spent time with the Aggies, working as a graduate assistant in 1985.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 7:42 AM PST reply actions  

She's hawt.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

jiggle jiggle

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Does no one else notice the army of Indian Mario and Luigi’s? ok, just checking

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it some kind of optical illusion?

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the woman from Outsourced?

PS Love the outfits of the backup dancers!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

They don’t all look alike, Twist. jerk

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s Jaya Sheel.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

ooooooooooooooh of course! jaya sheel!

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

They didn’t come here to cause no trouble…

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

this is amazing.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

also, Mike Sherman and TAMU had an odd, odd year, where they could’ve easily won 4 more games or so had they been capable of holding leads. Weird.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Just like the Iggles!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I love this story how Sherman didn’t know he was fired until he was told at a recruits house by his mother.

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s hella Raptor

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

Report: Mike Sherman didn’t know he was fired until recruit’s mom told him

It’s never fun to lose your job. But when everyone else knows about it before you, it’s probably especially painful. Such appears to be the case with former Texas A&M coach Mike Sherman, who the A&M board of regents decided yesterday they would not retain for the next season.

According to a report from former Oklahoma State coach Pat Jones, Sherman found out he was fired when he was on the recruiting trail. According to Jones, who now works as a radio host in Oklahoma, Sherman entered the home of a potential recruit when the player’s mother told him about the reported firing.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes the UCLA situation seem delightful in comparison. Wow.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as bad as the coach from Toledo (?) fired on the way to his mother’s funeral.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

What about the couch from Outter Westerton Missouri State who was fired via singing telegram from his dead mom a la Weekend at Bernie’s. That was cold.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

.. let me add among unusual firings

JoePa being sent a note to call a number to be told he is fired

by ximiankernel on Dec 2, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

While I didn’t like that, it’s not like JoePa was being fired for not winning games…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

also, that was such a weird situation

there really wasn’t a way for any administrators to get to his house to fire him, with the mob scene outside. i don’t know what the best way to handle it would have been.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Call him for an in-person meeting.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

as in, call to schedule a later meeting? yeah, that would’ve worked. i don’t know if there was a reason that they had to fire him right at that moment

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

T osave face

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, my point being… if they absolutely had to fire him at that moment, i don’t know how else they would have done it.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I see. Then, yes, that’s a fair point.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Y

Yeah, I just don’t see why they absolutely had to fire him at that moment, and not, say, the next day in person.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was Akron rather than Toledo.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, thanks.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

How those two places/schools could have been mistaken, I’ll never understand.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That will be one hard “business trip from hell” story to top

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll even reimburse him when he gets back.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, he gets a big settlement, innit?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you teach these clowns how to properly fire?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We need DC Trojan!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still learning, give me time.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

DC Trojan = George Clooney from Up In The Air?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh if only.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Having been on both ends of that conversation, it ain’t fun.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree. When I was let go from my previous job, at least my boss was nice about it and, to be honest, it was expected (95% of my program was cut)

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

My firing was 150% not expected. But I handled it really well. My boss scheduled a late afternoon meeting with me, which I thought was odd… when I walked out of my office down to his office I actually noticed his admin did not look at me and then that was odd… and then when I walked into his office someone from HR was there. I just smiled and said

“Well I’ve been around long enough to know that a late afternoon meeting that involves an HR rep, probably isn’t going to be a great meeting. Let me go ahead and shut the door….”

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I was really pissed off at the moment, but handled myself really well. I figure there is ZERO gain in burning bridges, so I was nice on my way out.

Then, I went to Union Square and got a beer and complained to my waiter.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Three things made it easier for me.

1 – The company knew I was getting screwed so they took care of me

2 – Everyone throughout the org and company was soooo pissed off that I got fired they sort of did the anger thing for me

3 – He ended up getting forced out a few months later for doing exactly what he wanted me to do, which I wouldn’t, which is why he got rid of me. nothing illegal mind you, just inane.

My regret is I wish I could have just outlasted him. But that’s life.

It was funny because the HR person in the meeting was more upset than I was and wanted to know if I wanted to come back later or early the next morning to clear out my office… I was like, no let’s do it now… let everyone see, I have nothing to be ashamed of. It was actually really cathartic for me because people kept coming by and I know that made it harder on the x-boss. I tried to be as magnanimous as possible, but allowed myself that and to feel just a little good when he got promoted to the broom closet and out the door a few months later.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

GROAN

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

why?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s Friday.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

gotta get down on Friday?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to be that guy and mention Rebecca Black’s song.

Yeah.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You lose

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re talking about Rebecca Black – we all lose.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Except Rebecca Black.

Cause this is her moment.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

[shakes head sadly]

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes We Cannon is so happy right now

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

REC'D!

lol

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever been fired. I’ve quit a few jobs.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

you would remember if you had been fired ;-)

I have been fired twice. Totally bogus each time… but it was what it was. I got taken care of so that took the sting off. I am sure there were other times, however, where I should have been fired so it all works out in the end… like Pass Interference calls in Tempe… ;-)

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re probably right about that. I do remember quitting a job where my supervisor was a complete jerk. We were making reproduction Victorian bathroom stuff, and he just didn’t like me (being college educated, and opinionated). He knew little other than his job, and we moved, and he wanted me to do some funky (and dangerous) illegal construction.

I wasn’t happy about this for two reasons 1) knew way more than he did, and 2) you get paid more as a contractor than you do factory worker, so after he was yelling at me about some shit, I quit. “Fuck you, I quit”.

The next morning he called me to ask why I wasn’t at work, I was, dude, I quit yesterday, he said I had to give two weeks notice….. I just laughed.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. So maybe you did actually get fired?

The irony for each of my firings, is at each, it was by far the best work I had ever done. Further irony, is the problem that great work got noticed by everyone in the company. Which in most cases, would make a boss happy. Hey, look at the really smart people I hire… but unfortunately, in each case, it was because I had bosses that were threatened. Oh well. Live in learn…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, they were 2s, not 1s. 1s are never threatened by their employees, no matter how brilliant the employees are.

2s always have to be better than their employees. If an employee of said 2 does something brilliant, or takes a principled stand, it’s only a matter of time before the employee is shown the door.

/stupid is as stupid does.

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by FiatSlug on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

One of our little battling points is he wanted me to do something that was just so inane, so fundamentally not how it should be done. But he had to have it done that way because it was “his proven way” and his value-add… In retrospect, I should have just sucked it up and done it, even though it was a total waste of time… but when you’re working the insane hours i was working, that’s a tough perspective to have.

The irony is he ended up getting forced out for just that way of doing things. So the live and learn part is suck it Fiat Lux – sometimes you need to go along to get along. Had I done that I would have outlasted him.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

“suck it Fiat Lux” is your advice for us all? I hope mrs. FiatLux is ok with that!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ARGH!!! “Suck it up”

Gawd…

and there is, nor will there ever be, a Mrs. Fiat Lux.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

and yet again… is not… nor will there ever be…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought scootie answered to mrs. fiatlux?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I stand corrected… actually, she kept her last name.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I got fired from my first REAL job

10th grade, was working at an auto repair shop off San Pablo near the Albany border. Part of my job was to empty garbage cans, sweep up, etc., and old parts were thrown out ALL THE TIME. Apparently the cylinder head draining on top of the FULL GARBAGE CAN wasn’t “actually” garbage and was supposed to be installed in a car the following Monday. So, like the concientious employee I was I tossed it into the dumpster THE DAY BEFORE GARBAGE PICK-UP. By the time my mistake was realized the part was swimming in the landfill.

Silver lining: I got fired the first day of spring break so I got to hang with my homies. There could be an entire DBD on this topic….. /copyrighted

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is your IRL name Peter Brady?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I checked the brakes...

…..there’s nothing wrong with the brakes….

…..I know, cuz I checked them !!!!!

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by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

If you just pulled that out of nowhere you have won my admiration!

Signed,

Mr. Martinelli

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I had an old boss who told me he and others being RIFed were summoned to a meeting in the auditorium and it was a complete waste fo time, then when they got back to their desks, all of their keyboards had been removed.

Doh!

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, that’s brutal. like arriving at work and your security badge doesn’t work.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Or the office door lock has been changed. happened to me.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, what a passive aggressive way to let you know.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been so worried that will happen one day.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

every once in a while our door pads would get deactivated and in the back of my mind I thought it was just my badge having been deactivate ahead of the news…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

But how are you supposed to get inside the office to hear the news if your badge doesn’t work!?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually got in verrrrrrry early. So wait until reception, I guess. But, that wasn’t the case… ;-) Until it was, but by then I was already in the building.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

speaking of security badge, I’ve somehow misplaced mine between getting into the office and now (I went for a coffee run and didn’t have it when I got back). ruh-roh..

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Take the hint…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously, this is weird. guess I’ll have to backtrack. maybe I left it at the coffee place.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

found it. I dropped it by the hotel when I was making my coffee run. will pick it up in a bit.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

how did you find it without being in its physical presence???

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

that, and the hotel staff reported it to reception, which in turn contacted me. w00t

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re such the reacher, you’re buying her a horse.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

A&M is such a joke right now. From the Athletics CFO calling the school president a putz on a message board, to the emasculation of their AD by Rick Perry and Mike McKinney, bolting to the SEC for the wrong reasons and now firing the coach without any idea who will replace him. Seriously, anyone who thinks Sumlin will take that job is nuts.

Their top 3 candidates: Sumlin, Strong and Peterson (ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Stupid fucks. If it wasn’t so pathetic it would be funny.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Who the hell is gonna coach the bowl game?

How can you play a bowl game if you don’t name an interim coach? How do the players practise?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

they had a monster recruiting class coming in too and this will completely gut it because I don’t think they get someone in for at least a couple of weeks.

There are a lot of puzzled people in Texas right now at the timing of all this.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

COME TA CALIFORNIA!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sumlin is apparently gonna go to ASU.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Source? (Not the fanpost)

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

its speculation, supposedly he’s interested but is conflicted because of the distraction to the BCS game (a big deal at UH). He’s gone out of his way to avoid distractions like this all year but now it seems unavaoidable.

We’re hearing in Austin that he’s not interested in the TAMU job, ASU is likely if he decides to leave Houston.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Corrected
supposedly he’s interested but is conflicted because of the distraction to of the BCS game really hot ASU co-eds….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

is that guy saying “What the fuck is this?”

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s saying “Every day I’m shufflin’”

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Snufflin!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Now poop on them Oliver!

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

VBall season is over:



MALIBU, Calif. – The California volleyball team suffered a season-ending 3-2 loss to North Carolina in the first round of the NCAA Tournament at Pepperdine’s Firestone Fieldhouse on Thursday evening – 25-17, 16-25, 23-25, 25-17, 15-9.

The Golden Bear close their season with a 26-7 overall record while the Tar Heels improve to 24-8 and will face the winner of the Pepperdine-Missouri State match.

“Obviously we are extremely disappointed,” Cal head coach Rich Feller said. “There were a lot of factors. I don’t think we played our best match by a long shot. I have to give North Carolina a lot of credit. They played hard, they played with abandon. They made a lot of good things happened and put a lot of pressure on us. Certainly this is not the outcome we wanted or expected, but we got beat tonight by a very good team.”

UNC won the first set, but the Bears returned like a vengeance in set two, hitting .406. After going up 2-1, UNC limited the Cal offense to sub-.100 hitting in sets four (.061) and five (.045) en route to the 3-2 victory. Overall, the Tar Heels out hit the Bears, .230-.188, and out blocked them, 17-11.

Tarah Murrey led Cal with 14 kills. Her kills, coupled with 15 digs, made for her 16th double-double of the season. Murrey also put up two blocks and one service ace in her Cal career finale.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

boy did that season end with a thud.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

UNC was playing like a team possessed, and we were playing like a team going through the motions. There were at least 2-3 plays were a UNC player would go chasing a stray hit wayyyyyyyyy off the court and make a ridiculous play to save it and keep the ball in play, and every single time, the rally would go on, the Bears wouldn’t be able to close off the point, and UNC would come away with a point that should have been ours. After the second time that happened I knew we were toast.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re number 1! We’re numb… shit

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why (as fans) you need to enjoy the victories along the way…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

who?

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Our resident Angels fan.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Women swimming doing well:



ATLANTA – California’s Caitlin Leverenz captured the U.S. title in one of her specialty events – the 200-meter individual medley – on the first night of finals at the 2011 AT&T Winter National Championships Thursday at the Georgia Tech Aquatic Center. The junior swimmer clocked a time of 2:09.39. A future Cal teammate – signee Elizabeth Pelton – finished second in a time of 2:10.02.

The current Bears, who are only competing in the first two days of the three-day national championships, stand in fourth place in the team standings with 43 points.

One of the top young IMers in the world, Leverenz finished fifth in the 200-meter IM at last summer’s World Championships and placed third in the 200-yard IM at last season’s NCAA Championships.

Also at Winter Nationals, Cal freshman Catherine Breed finished 17th in the 400-meter freestyle with a time of 4:16.30. Senior Shelley Harper took 18th (4:16.32) and freshman Melanie Klaren placed 20th (4:19.24) in the event.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

Can you guys tell me some popular tropes for “Outbreak” or “Contagion” style movies, including cliche lines. Thanks.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

You’re forgetting the classic, The Andromeda Strain

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

super engrossing book… until the end, which is about as anticlimatic as endings can get.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ms. boomtho begs to differ.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

7/10

even though it hurts so bad…

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear they have pills for that?

#stopratingmyjokes

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

but 7/10 is pretty good!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

For a consultant!

#ohzhang

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

haha rec’d

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The last chapter of Tom Wolfe’s A Man in Full was reallllly disappointing too.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, god, that about ruined the book for me. was really enjoying it, thought he really whiffed on the ending.

was disappointed with how The Stand ended as well.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I L-O-V-E-D that book UNTIL the last chapter… just a brilliant book… may have to dig out and read again.

Didn’t you get the feeling that his publisher was saying FINISH THE DAMN BOOK!!!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

They were probably telling him that “If you make the book any longer, we won’t be able to bind that many pages together.”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I just loved that as how each chapter built and how the characters intertwined… and i loved the whole part about the guy’s truck getting towed and how that can cause a life to unravel… which is why i hate meter maids.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved that book.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Thats exactly what I needed. You=awesome. non-troll!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Last time I try to help you.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s not likely

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

/remembers that ThisTroper exists

//resists the urge to watch ThisTroper.

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by AERose on Dec 2, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck astound. My FX is all screwed up so I missed Sunny and The LEague. :(!!!!

Did see Community (!!!), Parks and REc (!!!!!), Office (!, which is still pretty good, loved it when Jim was running around the office dealie).

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

that switch to the asian animation in community was hilarious

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That was the perfect encapsulation of why that show got cancelled. You thought it was hilarious. Most people got really confused.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

i was also confused! i actually said to my roommate “you know, this is why this show is getting canceled”

then i watched it again and thought it was funny.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ASre you me?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Its Friday. Think I might splurge and go get a teriyaki bowl and cookies.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

strange combo. from what establishments?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Cookies prolly from Subway.

teriyaki bowl from a Japanese fast food place.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yoshinoya?

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yobogoya

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually wish there were more Yoshinoyas in the Bay.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim booking it when he got mentioned was hilarious

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, that whole scene was great.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking that there’s a lot to like about Parks and Rec, but their best invention is Ron Swanson – I love what he did after April explains cookies to him.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That was really good, but coulda been a BILLION times better!!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re trolling again aren’t you?

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, no. Theyve built this whole character of Ron Swanson as a paranoid government hater. The whole thing about the internet tracking you coulda been a full episode, but they did it in a quick clip. It was funny, but coulda been better

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm..

I see what you’re saying, but it was a funny, if throw away joke (hee hee).

But as much as I love Swanson, I don’t want him over-exposed; he’s better in small doses.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree. Same with Jean Ralphio

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's the difference

Marginal Utility of Ron Swanson:

Marginal Utility of Jean Ralphio:

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I thought this deserved better. OTOH, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised when econ humor goes over like a lead balloon.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 3, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

My chemistry may be a bit rusty, but I don’t think that a lead-filled balloon would still fly.

Unless, of course, you loaded it into a cannon or catapult or maybe if you had Moala shot-put it.

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by Kodiak on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

My chemistry may be a bit rusty, but I don’t think that a lead-filled balloon would still fly.

Um…That’s the point of the idiom.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms.

:)

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by Kodiak on Dec 3, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You thanks, Kodiak’d it first!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and wouldn’t that be physics and not chemistry?

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You could probably make a case for either. Has to do with the atomic properties of the elements I guess.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it just isn’t true because Jean Ralphio is awesome.

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom is awesome. Jean Ralphio is at best a sidekick.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Rishi on Dec 4, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

anybody watch Archer? I’ve caught some clips on youtube and I have to admit that it’s hilarious. insane, but hilarious.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

Nobody here watches Archer.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi is Archer.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not all suit-loving alcoholics look the same!!!!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I a great show, one of the funniest, most sick and twisted shows ever.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It is…..

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, funny, but definitely not for everyone’s consumption.. everyone has issues..

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVE IT

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

the dannnnnnnnnger zone!

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s your terrorist. Beardsly McTurbanhead.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad you guys are dunzo

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

NinersNation talks injuries before Rams game:

49ers
Did Not Participate In Practice
WR Braylon Edwards (knee)

Limited Participation In Practice
RB Frank Gore (ankle)
OG Adam Snyder (hamstring)
FB Bruce Miller (concussion)

Full Participation In Practice
CB Chris Culliver (shoulder)
OT Anthony Davis (ankle)

Rams
Did Not Participate In Practice
DT Justin Bannan (shoulder)
QB Sam Bradford (ankle)
LB Josh Hull (hamstring)
OT Mark LeVoir (pectoral)
DE Chris Long (ankle)

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:04 AM PST reply actions  

Rolando McClain mugshot
Thanks to SilverAndBlackPride:



Rolando McClain is guilty of using horrible judgment. There is no denying that. To what degree, we can’t be as certain.

The degree to which McClain was a bonehead, combined with the ability of his legal team, and his attitude going forward, will greatly affect his future with the Raiders. This is not going to be a speedy trial.

What We Know

McClain was arrested Thursday on misdemeanor assault, menacing, reckless endangerment and firing a gun inside the city limits. According to a statement released by Lt. John Crouch of the Decatur Police Department, it is alleged that Ro held a gun beside a man’s head during an altercation and the man begged him not to shoot.

Not shockingly, McClain’s attorney Billy C. Burney II has a different side to the story, “Mr. McClain asserts his innocence. We are confident that Mr. McClain will be cleared of all charges.”

A transcript of the 9-1-1 call aligns with the accusation of a shot being fired from close range. The caller was from a neighboring house and too far away to ID a specific person. No weapon has been found.

Rolando is currently free on a $2,000 bond.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:06 AM PST reply actions  

I think he looks good in that hoodie.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

His getting arrested picture was sooo much better.

by unclesam22 on Dec 2, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

What a maroon.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I honestly thought this photo was photoshopped when I first saw it.

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

He has a nice wallet-purse combo keychain.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I like his wallet key chain thing

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats not chopped, si it?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

No it’s not.

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Rolando McClain is guilty of using horrible judgment. There is no denying that. To what degree, we can’t be as certain.

Yeah, by buying that hideous shirt. AMIRITE!!!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

i like his belt, tho!

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharks win:



The Sharks still can’t seem to kick those first period demons, although they somehow have been able to overcome them.

For the fifteenth time in their twenty-two games this year, San Jose gave up the first goal of the game. Tonight’s early lapse didn’t fall into the same category as the other fourteen; the Sharks were outplayed in most of those games and deserved to take the first arrow as a result. Against the Canadiens, though, the Sharks played fast and strong early, controlling the play for stretches and winning the majority of face-offs and board battles. Still, Mike Cammalleri was the beneficiary of a well placed shot from the point, and directed it past Antti Niemi for the first score of the game.

In a familiar position, the Sharks needed a hero to save them from what looked like could be another first period let down. Enter Jamie McGinn, who just 40 seconds after Cammalleri’s goal, took a glorious pass from Michael Handzus and slammed it past Carey Price for his third goal of the year. McGinn has been getting rewarded on the scoresheet as of late; he’s been getting better and better and if he can continue to sprinkle offense into his high octane, physical game, he will quickly become an extremely valuable player at just 24 years old.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:08 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Going to the Sharks game tomorrow. Any rec’s on where to take the GF for her birthday dinner near the arena before the game?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

atoms really likes Chevy’s

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Classy.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

gordon biersch, go bears!

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by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not particularly close, but I think Tigelleria in Campbell is one of hte best Italian places in the Bay Area.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, and if you have $$$$$$$ there’s Alexander’s steakhouse in Cupertino.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

morton’s in downtown SJ?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend suggested Paesano Ristorante Italiano, which is relatively close to the arena.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

SilverScreenandroll Talks Shannon Brown:



The Lakers and Shannon Brown just don’t know how to say goodbye. Each summer since the Bobcats traded him to Los Angeles, he’s peddled his services on the free-agency market only to re-sign eventually with the purple and gold. Let’s review the on-again, off-again saga….

In 2009, after helping the Lakers to a championship, he signed a two-year deal that allowed him to opt out after one.
In 2010 he exercised the opt-out and, according to his agent Mark Bartelstein, engaged in “serious talks” with half a dozen teams. But after the Lakers’ courtship of Raja Bell fell apart (phew!), Shannon took less money than he could’ve made elsewhere to return as Kobe Bryant’s backup.
Then this past June, on the day before the lockout started, Shannon again elected to become a free agent instead of playing out the final year of his Lakers deal, which would’ve paid him $2.37 million. On the heels of their playoff obliteration in Dallas, that seemed to herald Shannon’s final split with the organization.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

he’s not coming back this i think.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Love those ones too. I can’t watch youtube vids at work, but who sings the version of Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel that you posted?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure who sings that version.

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I see

My two favourite versions, that I can’t seem to find on youtube:

King’s Choir Version, one of more popular renditions.

Then there’s a Gregorian version, which is super nice, esp since the song is itself sung in Gregorian style.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

My Favorite Christmas Commercial - Stock Up on Joy

In the spirit of Rishi’s recent DBD on favorite Holiday Movies, Shows and Songs… what about commercials?


I’ve always been partial to those great Budweiser commercial showing the Clydesdales pulling a sleigh across snowy landscapes to arrive at a warmly lit home… I actually think this Miller one is better, but I always got the sense when people saw it the background, they may have been thinking they were watching a Bud commercial…


And of course it’s pretty hard to beat this great Coke commercial from the 70s (ah, my youth) which was a redux of their absolutely classic 70s capturing ethos hilltop commercial.

But my absolutely favorite, is this one that I saw in the movie theaters a couple of years ago. Now normally I hate commercials in movie theaters, but some of them are pretty good. This one speaks so succinctly to what I love about the holidays, and the song’s music is totally uplifting… It’s filled with nice looking people, not with “beautiful people,” just a group of people who might actually be CGBers (well, maybe not enough Indians).

Yeah yeah yeah…The commercial is a joint production of two little scrappy upstarts, Coke and Walmart, and they kind of blew it by going with referencing Myspace instead of Facebook, but that doesn’t take away from what a nice sentiment it delivers (and a catchy tune). What do you think? What are your favorite commercials? And should this have been its own DBD? Eh, it’s a Friday…


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by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Barry Zito gettin married tomorow:

Barry Zito is headed to the altar.

The three-time All Star pitcher and his fiancee, 25-year-old actress Amber Marie Seyer – a former Miss Missouri USA – plan to be married this weekend at a private ceremony in Marin County, according to his publicist, Kathy Jacobson.

Jacobson had no word on whether the couple had signed a pre-nuptial agreement, but she did say they planned to split their time between the Bay Area and Los Angeles during the offseason.

Zito and his bride-to-be showed up at the Marin County clerk’s office Nov. 18 to take out a marriage license.

“I asked if he wanted a confidential one, and he said ‘no,’ " said Joyce Whitney, a senior deputy county clerk. "He said, ‘Just give me a public one – I’m over myself.’ "

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

Which one?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Aww, what a cute doggy!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

plastic

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Her or the dog?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The dog or the bench?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

no

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if she makes avocado eggs for Zito every morning?

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I know it’s fun for everyone to hate on Zito for having lost 99% of his pitching mojo while getting paid a gazillion dollars, but I think the guy has the greatest attitude. I was always “whatever” /shrug/ about him until I watched the Giants show on Showtime this summer, and I found his whole outlook really appealing.

Also, Miss Missouri seemed lovely. Best of luck to them.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

LOVED the show. I also liked Zito’s attitude—considering his form and the injuries he was rehabbing, he still seemed pretty down to earth and not super angry with the world. Also, his relationship with his father is touching.

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s not super angry cause he doesn’t care. Sucking doesn’t bother him.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

also, he’s RICH

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I am jealous, it’s true.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I took a different impression away from the show. He totally cares, but he understands the hate and figures if he can’t contribute on the field he will try to still contribute in every other way he can.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved him when he was on the A’s. I could see his Giants career coming from a mile away because most people could see he was losing something…

but you are right because the guy has a great attitude. he’s a good guy.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

i still have my zito a’s jersey. was my favorite of the trio.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing better than watching that big ole curve buckle a batter’s knees for a called strike three.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE

HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

REC’D!!!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He was my favorite pitcher for a while when he was on the A’s. I thought he’d do well in the National League and was hoping he signed with the Dodgers, but thank goodness we uh, dodged that bullet.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH, Jason fucking Schmidt.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Schmidty is the best!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

was hoping he WOULD sign with the Dodgers… otherwise you were hoping the news you heard was wrong…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, “hoping he’d sign” was what I should’ve written.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the hugest mancrush on him when he was on the As. And now that hes a super secret double agent taing down the Giants from the inside, SUPER HAPPY TIMES KEEP ROLLING!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I had some lady friends that were in LOVE with Mulder—who according to them, was a sexy sexy guy.

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he is tall and very attractive. But Barry had that extra weirdo aspect to him that really drew me in

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito’s always had that surfer/hippie vibe to me. Kinda reminds me of the turtles in Finding Nemo, duuuuuuude

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

And he was just cool… I mean he took BART to the games!! Last guy I remember doing that was Bob Welch.

Barry Zito… every woman wanted him. Every man wanted to be him.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito? Really?

/notseeingit

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you fucking blnd?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s going to pretty awkward if he is. how will he be able to answer you?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

As a non-A’s fan, looking at that A’s team back then, I would have much rather been Hudson, Mulder, or Chavez. Not seeing the appeal of Zito.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Hudson is OK in sort of a good old southern boy sense. You must like that bald look on guys.

As for Chavvy, ya, hes definitely good looking. No denying that.

Im not trying to say that Hudson, Mulder, or Chavez, are ugly. Just that Zito isnt.

Also, Miggy is. SORRY!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Chavvy reminds me of Eric Bana

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It was funny to me that they picked an actor in Moneyball with a much darker skin tone. Eric Chavez wasnt Latino enough to be eric Chavez!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

and Zito has smarts and an actual personality… Chavez, not so much.

although both he and chavez have a great head of hair.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Zito’s pretty much a dumbass with a terrible personality, so that’s where I’m coming from.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you feel about Stockholm?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

List from yesterday of best and worst cities in the US

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok well I love Stockholm and hate Minnesota!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the looks part of thing just really isn’t that high on the scale of things for me. If you’re a MLB all-star, does it really matter what you look like?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

(However, I would NOT want to look like Joe Blanton!)

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Jelly Roll Blanton!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

We were talking about looks. If you look good, does it matter if you are an all-star?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

why did you look at me when you said that?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

BC I was hoping you’d get out of the way so I could gaze at boomtho some more

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

boomtho: “whose hand is that …. ?”

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you were, obviously….

And I’ll let you know when I make $126M by being good looking!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ive only made 85 mil for being good looking!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember hearing Johnny Damon would take his skateboard and ride bart from Pleasanton.

by HeyAlumniGo on Dec 2, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Why was Damon living in Pleasanton?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Pleasanton is awesome?

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

HELLA

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The A’s had commercials where Huston Street was taking BART to games. What a cutie :)

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I could not believe it when in ‘89, I was leaving my job (summer job) at about 5:30 and heading to the Coliseum on BART to watch the A’s. Had my A’s cap on and in rushed through the closing doors Bob Welch (not pitching that night). He nodded at me and smiled and gave me a little hand motion to be cool (I must have looked excited)… He asked if I had tix to the game. I said no, friend and i were just going to get some bleacher seats… he asked my name and told me two tix would be waiting for me… sure enough… section 121, row 7 was waiting for us! At the game he saw me and my friend and tossed us up a couple of baseballs.. Felt very cool!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

did he really? did you see him on the trains?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm, that is surprising to me.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I had some lady friends who were basically Mulder-stalkers.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

you are forgetting one important thing. he loves sc. so fuck that guy

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Suddenly I find myself being in favor of Mr Zito. (That is who we’re talking about here? Between the baseball and the skinny blonde I was hitting the Z key pretty hard…)

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

good concept… needs better execution.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I laughed.

Or when he threw his wife’s bouquet, it went high and outside?

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

again, good concept, but it’s still not quite there…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

How would you do it?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

How about this

The groom doesn’t throw the bouquet so it doesn’t make sense… So how about this:

Everyone at the wedding party knew it was a match made in heaven when the bride through the bouquet and it went high and outside.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

too wordy, needs to be punchier.

/everyone’s a critic

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

no, you’re right because the only place she would be throwing the bouquet is at the wedding… would also help if i used threw and not through so…

Everyone knew it was a match made in heaven; the bride threw the bouquet high and outside.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

2.5/10

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m WORKING OFF THE ORIGINAL PREMISE. There’s only so much I can do.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

How about change the premise to something about his wife being able to throw it harder than him?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

How about we just enjoy good jokes and criticise any that atoms makes?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep thinking there’s a “shaking her off” joke in there…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

How would you improve 49er16’s one, though?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

How’s this?

Zito’s wedding started familiarly enough with 6 different people walking down the aisle to start things off.

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

But that doesn’t get across the message of him being the one walking them!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

context.

maybe the original premise isn’t actually all that great after all.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed 49er16’s original one!

I’m going to go back and rec it now!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m made with Black Angus roast beef, old world salami, oven roasted turkey breast, hickory smoked ham and melted Swiss Cheese?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, i thought his was pretty good too.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

He knew she was the right one for him, because for the first time in his life, he was Fearless In The Zone.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's funny if you stop here.
Jacobson had no word on whether the couple had signed a pre-nuptial agreement, but she did say they planned to split

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we go here, please?
UCLA inquired about Boise State coach Chris Petersen but the school has been told he will not be a candidate

ESPN’s Joe Schad reports on the Twitters

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 8:44 AM PST reply actions  

that’s hella Raptor.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This was soooooooo predicable.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet it wasn’t predictable to Ucla fans.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about that, the delusional ones, maybe, but he’s never given any indication he wants to move. Also if I were him I’d be wary of the whole UCLA situation. Doesn’t bone bode well.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

If this is true, I can’t say I’m terribly surprised. But I do think we had a shot, and something more than we offered in 2007.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Petersen turn them down 4 years ago, too?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. But we’ve got 2-3x more money this time.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t she say ‘no’ to your date requests in high school?

Yup. But we’ve got 2-3x more money this time.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

BUUUUURRRNN…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s funny is, that’s pretty much worked in that sitch.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think this is ha-ha funny.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

they all can’t be winners.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I have some?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Swet!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it moon money?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Duh

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yesterday, people were saying that Dan Guerrero, UCLA AD, had put all of his eggs in the Petersen basket, flying out UCLA superstars like Troy Aikman to meet with him.

AWK-ward!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought bringing Cade McNown would have sealed the deal. Bringing Aikman out there is one thing. That’s cool. But bringing McNown really showed attentiveness to a guy’s needs — it’s not often someone wants you so much that they bring someone for you to punch in the face just in case you get the urge to do so.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

by people, do you mean DBD commenters? That’s the nicest thing you’ve said about us.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t trust what Schad says even if he was reporting on a Pee Wee football team.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Boise > LA

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha SUCK IT BN YOU ARE THE WORST BLOG ON SBNATION AND I SAY THAT WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO EGO

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Also...

Scootie develops new skill: turning off alarms while still asleep! Nice! Great skill, Scootie! It’s gonna get your ass fired!!

So anyhow, off to work now. At 9AM. Oops.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 8:48 AM PST reply actions  

49er16 likes Scootie’s use of third person here.

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by 49er16 on Dec 2, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

oh noes!!!!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

But if you get fired...

…..at least we’ll “see” more of you on the DBD……

/silverlining?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, you’re upper management. No one at my company who is upper management keeps regular work hours. They’re either in way earlier or way later than us worker bees.

by LeonPowe on Dec 2, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

McDonald’s to charge small sum on happy meal toys to avoid new ban:

San Francisco’s law that bans toy giveaways in kids’ meals high in fat, salt and sugar goes into effect Thursday, and at least one fast-food operator has devised a novel way to comply.

McDonald’s will start charging customers 10 cents who request the popular plastic trinkets be added to their Happy Meals.

The Healthy Food Incentives Ordinance was passed by the Board of Supervisors and withstood a veto by then-Mayor Gavin Newsom last fall.

Chain restaurants no longer will be able to give away toys with Happy Meals and other children’s meals that don’t meet the city’s strict nutritional standards.

San Francisco drew nationwide scrutiny for passing the ban, with some calling it a good move to combat childhood obesity, while others mocked it as nanny-state politics.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

Needs more parking lots.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

one important point

McDonald’s is donating all proceeds from the sales of the toys to Ronald McDonald House.

I love this because it so perfectly shows how not smart politicians are… and these are the people we entrust to run the place.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s quite nice of them.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s because the vast majority of politicians are tied to an ideological perspective.

Ideology discourages the inclusive use of facts in formulating policy as opposed to cherry picking facts to make an ideological point.

If more politicians tended toward the gathering of facts without regard to ideological perspective and took a broader view of their mission as public servants, then policies would tend towards moderation and compromise. It would not tend towards the extremes.

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by FiatSlug on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. 10% agreed

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure if typo.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

lol!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

read what McD’s is doing

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Typo

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

saw the sign at the McD’s on Pine in the Financial District yesterday. Board of Supervisors is a bunch of morons.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s an odd sign for McD’s to put up but I agree with it! ;-)

They really are NOT the smartest people in the room. As this little test case shows.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

eh

Bad policy =/= dumb politicians.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad student.

Uh-uh…bad principal.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

no. but they really are not the smartest people in the room. almost ever.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the Colbert interview of David Chiu (?) for that. hilarious.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

that was brilliant

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

when did it air? last night?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

a while ago. i can’t find it online.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

it may not have been colbert who did the actual interview… ugh, i can’t remember…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh-oh...

Well that’s a little embarrassing… it was the Daily Show… and it was Eric Mar….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nl8enO7cKA

#idonotthinkallasianslookalike

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

ah, beat me to the punch on the racism charge. hahah

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

you can’t make this stuff up. wow.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

haven’t seen it, but of what I know of Chiu, he’s a toolbag.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, I was wrong, it was Eric Mar on the Daily Show. DAMMIT!!! Obligatory joke goes here : “Not all late night political satire comedy central shows look alike!”

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

and once again, I BEAT YOU!!!!!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

my obligatory joke was better!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It was. Much better. I tip my hat to you!

Clap…………………..Clap…………….Clap…………..Clap….Clap….Clap…CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, it really was the PERFECT play on that joke. Very well done.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for giving me the clap! Usually I get phone calls the other way around!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

TMI.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

why did you do that?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s Friday, I can’t help myself.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

but i had just heaped all that praise on you… all that glorious praise… and then you went and did that.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I handle praise badly! Also, I thought it was a little funny. They can’t all be winners.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

but when you have such a great one, you just gotta go out (at least in a subthread) on that greatness.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

and not all Asians look alike!

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Rishi and I totally look alike.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

by wearing red?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi smells better

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s higher-maintenance.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You dont get gorgeous eyelashes doing nothing. Am I right, folks?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This is true. I’ve already budgeted an hour-and-a-half to get ready on Saturday night.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

and your event isn’t even until Sunday!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

List

1) Iron clothes so they have crisp press
2) Fill flask, place in freezer
3) Charge camera and phone
4) Polish shoes
5) Proper shave
6) Shower
7) Style hair
8) Make playlist for night
9) Grab flask, camera, and phone
10) Wink at self in the mirror on the way out.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

why would you freeze whiskey?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Only on one occasion:

When it’s not whiskey.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m confused.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

otter pops. he brings otter pops with him. after all, who doesn’t like otter pops?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a video (NSFW) demonstrating how useful otter pops can be.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I am afraid to click.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s only nsfw for language. It’s a hliarious and iconic youtube video.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

GET MONEY GET PAID

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Let Ke$ha explain to you.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Planning to brush your teeth with it?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact: I did that once.

Wasn’t as exciting as I imagined.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see it.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s from South Carolina!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

you are both… of Indian descent?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Putting whiskey in the freezer is not the same as freezing it. 80 proof alcohol will stay liquid well below water’s freezing point.

If you’re taking an alcoholic beverage with you where there will not be any refrigeration, you can keep said alcohol colder longer if you get it down to zero (or near zero) degrees Fahrenheit.

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by FiatSlug on Dec 2, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you took this post away too seriously :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 4, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

rishi, do you know the “proper” way to iron a shirt? Like in which order you should iron the parts of a shirt? To this day, my Mom nags me if she sees me ironing a part of a shirt “out of order.” /sigh

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

and you do know, that to iron the front of the shirt you use the WIDE end of the ironing board. works perfectly. And you do NOT put creases in the sleeves.

Scootie, why would your mom be watching you iron?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Occasionally we take family vacations. And I stayed with her for a while when I moved home from London.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Occasionally we take family vacations.

You guys really need a different travel agent.

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think so. My mom taught me, so I’m following her steps…

I just hope your mom doesn’t nag me!

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

you in The City today? I have something for you if you are. Or I’ll pop it in the mail to you.

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, I am. I’ll near near Union Square around seven. Where you gonna be?

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you should stop by for a drink before or after. I am on Nob Hill across from Fairmont (Sacramento and Mason).

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sure, I’m going to dinner at 7:30; wanna grab a drink at 7?

E-mail me your number. I’ll text you when I’m there.

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds great. I’ll let the doorman know you’ll be coming. It’s very 1% ;-)

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

actually, i can’t seem to find your email address… send me an email and i’ll reply.

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Just sent.

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

get a room you two

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 3, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, he already has one.

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by Rishi on Dec 4, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

WHo smells better, Rishi or boomtho?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Setting up a bracket?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a 16 seed

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

For smelliness!?

Surely I’d be higher up.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured itd be for smelling nice.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

(+) for not moving much → not sweating
(
) for not showering much

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, I didn’t know that would cross things out. Oops.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a 1 seed in the sucks as formatting bracket

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi is still the #1 overall seed and defending champ in that bracket.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, i think his number has been retired.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s talk, TnH.

You know the welcome wagon? You’re off of it. You can clean out your keyboard now or otmorrow morning.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

How long do I get to ride the newbie train?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

well, in some ways, you never leave. but I’d guess that whenever a new lurker shows up, you’ll be part of the hazers, not the hazee.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

AndBears was a lurker, but now is posting. Time tog et out those paddles.

PS NO MORE GIRL ON GIRL CRIME!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurray!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

AndBears is not a new lurker, though, do not let me stop your Paddin’ Express.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t we just call him into a meeting and then confiscate his keyboard while he’s there?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes that was embarrassing, but in his defense, he handled the aftermath about as well as possible.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Barnes and Noble in trouble???


. From the WSJ:

Underscoring lack of growth in the book business, Barnes & Noble Inc. reported lower sales in its fiscal second quarter, as a continued decline in its brick-and-mortar sales outweighed growth at its website.

The bookstore chain’s sank 16%, to $14.59, after the company reported a worse-than-expected loss of $6.6 million, or 17 cents a share, for the quarter ended Oct. 29

BN is pushing its digital tablet, the Nook, big time—the store’s revenue is actually up, from selling content to Nook owners, but profits haven’t risen, because the investment to get the Nook up and running is huge. And if that’s the plan for the future, it’s fair to ask: will the Nook ever really become big enough to support an entire company, in an iPad-dominated world? It doesn’t take much imagination to see the Nook failing to make gains against the iPad and Kindle, and BN’s website failing to pull in market share against Amazon, and the business of actual, physical book stores in irreversible decline due to digital retailing and e-books, and… a few years down the road, Barnes & Noble is the next Borders.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:06 AM PST reply actions  

I tried explaining this to Spazzy.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We went in the El Cerrito one the other day, the cds and dvds were gone and replaced by toys. Lots and lots of toys. Just one DVD aisle mixed in with the books. Bathroom still there so we’ll prolly go back again.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

you did?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 2, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

about not owning book stores ;-)

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

oh lulz

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 2, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Happy BDay, ARod!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

halp me CGB!

What is easiest way to log in remotely to a computer? and what do I need to set up a VPN?

Thanks!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

I use remote desktop connection, but that might simply be the things my company’s IT has set up to allow it.

gotomypc might be a good option.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Download LogMeIn. Easiest way and you just have to install a small client to access.

by Shadwhand on Dec 2, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. I use this for my parents. It works.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

STILL NO STANFURDIUM:

Scientists have put forward their suggested names for the newest additions to the Periodic Table.

If the names are accepted, element 114 will become Flerovium (Fl) in honour of the physicist Georgiy Flerov.

While element 116 will become Livermorium (Lv), after the Californian laboratory where it was discovered.

The table’s governing body will officially endorse the names in five month’s time, 10 years after the elements were discovered.

The newest elements were among a handful of elements put forward for inclusion in the table in recent years.

They were accredited in June this year after a three year review by the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) and the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics (IUPAP).

The other putative heavy elements, 113, 115, and 118, are still under review.

Scientists at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory’s (LLNL), in collaboration with a team at the Flerov Laboratory of Nuclear Reactions in Dubna, Russia, discovered the newest editions to the periodic table by smashing calcium ions into the element curium to create element 116, which quickly decays to element 114.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM PST reply actions  

is llnl part of the “uc system” (using loosely) like lawrence in berkeley?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

and los alamos

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It used to be up until very recently but is now jointly run by a bunch of people including the University of California.

/wiki’d

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 2, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone have any exciting weekend plans?

I’m bored as shit.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

golf tomorrow. I wonder if these winds will keep up.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Do work.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

when are apps due?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Turned in Haas yesterday. None due till Jan 4th.

Saturday night, raging. I think at Roe.

Tonight, volunteering at a charity function in the interests of not going to hell.

Sunday, maybe Niners game!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Need to edit 55 page paper slash rewrite a bunch of it… reformat and embed another 50 pages of exhibits. yay

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE BORING ME FURTHER

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

i did not know you are into slash, what kind?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

not sure if exciting, but … dinner with out of town friends tonight, possibly movie with my brother in law on Saturday, 49ers game on Sunday.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

where u sittin, brah?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

dunno yet, my friend’s got the ticket.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

yah me too

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

see you there!!!!!!!!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

comics

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

A date with Twist

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do I keep reading BN...?

About Neuheisel’s firing… posted today!

Bruins Nation made the call first. In an October 21 front page post (posted under the collective “Bruins Nation” byline) titled “Clean the House: Time for Wholesale Regime Change at UCLA,” we wrote (in the wake of the Debacle in the Desert, played the night before)…

We’ve been on it ever since. In the days that followed our initial call for Rick Neuheisel’s firing Bellepheron posted a piece titled “Bruin Bites: Dan Guerrero and Rick Neuheisel Must Go Edition.” I followed with the criteria Bruins Nation would use to assess the next head coach and a piece we called “Checkmate for Neusheisel: On Field Results Rest of this UCLA Season Will Not Matter.”

Talk about self-promotion…

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

I heard BN invented the internet!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

BN = Al Gore?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure what that means, but I think it’s an insult!

…what’s worse: Ohio or atoms?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not quite a compliment. Not quite an insult.

It’s a complisult!

Atoms is known for:
Explaining jokes that need no explanation
Correcting people’s grammar

People say “thanks, atoms” whenever anybody does something like that. Rishi also likes to thank Rakesh. I have no idea who that is but it must be a Hindi God who Rishi chooses to praise at various parts of the day.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

atoms’s real name is Rakesh.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That's totally what he said
a Hindi God who Rishi chooses to praise at various parts of the day.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

*Hind[u]

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, too lazy to look up which one was correct.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

*whom

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Trying to make up for atoms not being around?

/Missing Barry’d

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was veyr mehta!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a mistake at all. Doesn’t change the interpretation, sounds correct….no need to worry about the little things. I gotta better things to do!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s more of an insupliment.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dubs will play on Christmas day
Merry Christmas

Oklahoma City will host Orlando before Blake Griffin and the Los Angeles Clippers visit Golden State on Christmas night, running the NBA’s planned opening-day schedule to five games.

Those games were added Friday to the three that were already set when the 2011-12 schedule was originally unveiled: Boston at New York, Miami at Dallas, and Chicago at the Los Angeles Lakers.

Commissioner David Stern said the league hoped to open the season with that tripleheader after announcing a tentative agreement on a new labor deal with the players last Saturday. But the league decided to add two later games, with the nightcap featuring Mark Jackson’s debut as Warriors coach.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

Ooh, exciting!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

read this, tell me if kawakami is as crazy i think he is.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Umm… he’s mad, bro

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I would enjoy having any of those players on the Warriors.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate xmas bball, mostly because the Lakers gets their asses handed to them every year.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You just touched on the reason I love Christmas bball!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s always a good thing.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

for me to poop on!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah serious. It ruins every Christmas =(.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

On Christmas day in the... evening?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s to differentiate it from Christmas Eve

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

nba bball on tv all day long. whoo!

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This from the Dawg Pound
Shaq Thompson heads the wish list of a guy they would make room for.

It’s gonna KILL me if he goes there (or anywhere else in the Pac) especially since he was on the UW sideline for the Cal game. C’mon, Syd; work some magic. I hope Zach Kline is right about Shaq……

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

…inoes??? Please?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, no.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

you should be very very very concerned.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

USC is coming on strong….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Hope this doesn’t go all Mixon on us.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. That one would hurt a lot and we need him.

by unclesam22 on Dec 2, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

PREPARE FOR PAIN

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I figured he was gone.

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

dominoes turkey? c’mon, help us out.

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m trolling, kid is all Cal.

or is he…..

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Bad turkey.
Baaaaaaad turkey.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

dooooooooooooom

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

They DO still list him as a "wish list" recruit.....

Probably everyone does.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I know US news is full of shit, except when they get stuff right!

Berkeley is the #1 public school (I know, I know… thanks captain obvious)

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

I had no idea William and Mary was public.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Liberal arts college, isn’t t?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It is. Virginia has a really good set of public universities. Not enough for me to move there for in-state tuition, but still.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It just sounds soooooo private schooly

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially since it has less than 6k undergrads. I almost went there…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Fewer than.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Trying to make up for atoms not being around?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Trying to be helpful. It’s not an obvious grammar/spelling mistake.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a mistake at all. Doesn’t change the interpretation, sounds correct….no need to worry about the little things. I gotta better things to do!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But it is! You wouldn’t want to write “less than 6000” in a job app!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I’m really not concerned.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But I am!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it is a mistake. unless you did it intentionally then it’s misguided.

whether you like them or not, we have grammar rules.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys, don’t. Missing Barry and I went through this months ago. He genuinely does not care. You can’t convince him.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife would flay him. One of the reasons she doesn’t shop at the local Safeways is the express lane signs that say “12 items or less.”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never understood the obsession with meaningless details.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they’re not meaningless.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

In that situation? Yes, they are. We all understand the point of grammar, right? The whole raison d’etre? It gives us a common structure for clearly communicating with each other. The point of grammar is not so we have rules we can follow, it’s to assist us in communicating. If something is clearly and accurately communicated, then we have accomplished our task, whether the grammar rules were followed or not. I don’t know much about grammar, but I still do well communicating. I’m sure I break rules along the way, and every once in a while, it probably makes me less clear. But overall? I do well getting my point across, and that’s the objective. Saying “less than” rather than “fewer” than is a meaningless detail, because it doesn’t change our comprehension of the statement , whether it breaks the rules or not.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well said!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Huzzah, you are no longer a newbie!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see it as worth my while. However, that does not mean I disagree with what you’re saying. Had CA public schools not been so….CA public schools, maybe I would know more about grammar.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No. It sounds like the problem was you being so… you. That’s cool. But don’t pretend it’s someone else to blame.

When I was teaching in Africa I would try and impress on my kids that there are certain things on which people will judge your intelligence (not just your learning). A big one is how well you use the language.

Given the choice, the very easy choice at that, why not simply use the correct word or phrase. It’s a really silly battle to fight.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

All you do is win, fiatlux.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The last time I can remember having a grammar lesson in school was in middle school. Dunno what to tell you.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re getting one here, which you requested by the way, and all you’re doing is arguing with it.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps he’d prefer a lesson on NYC nightlife!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand how a school that takes itself seriously as an academic institution offers a class like that for credit.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true, and had I gotten one in HS, I would have done my best to ignore it, as well, instead of having to ignore dumb lectures on themes and symbolism. However, I can’t help but learn through osmosis, what can I say. ;)

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you’re just having fun, as am I (wait a minute, did I just admit this is what I do on a Friday evening for fun?).

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m partially serious, partially messing around, and if you haven’t picked up on it yet, I do enjoy being a bit inflammatory from time to time…

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

no???

There is a serious point though… out in the real world, never give people a chance to think less of you. Things that may seem pointless to you, may be, for whatever reason, important to others.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

In my quest to take over the world, at times I like to let my enemies think less of me so they underestimate what I’m capable of!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying, like George W. Bush, that we misunderestimated you? :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the majority of us overestimated Mr. Bush, no?

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I had him pegged pretty well from Day 1, personally… I just wanted to reference the Bushism :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school...

It’s a wonder I can think at all…
And though my lack of education hasn’t hurt me none…
I can read the writing on the wall.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Dec 2, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a Nikon camera….

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

REC'D!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, the details carry great semantics.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anything more meaningless than the University of Richmond?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

William and Mary, obviously.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

;-) If he says “i don’t care” i can live with that. Remotely implying it’s correct (as in “it’s not a mistake”) will take a little will power on my behalf to keep from responding.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to know…
Is my date religious?
Ask…
Do spelling and grammar mistakes annoy you?

OK Trends FTW

Rishi, Atoms, anyone else?

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh

Dating websites are blocked at work :(

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a really interesting post. That guy has a seriously cool job.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I’m applying for some Stat Masters programs!

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Just read it

Sitting home with Ragnarok, and we both agree: THIS IS FANTASTIC. Excellent website.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I sat at home and read this with Ragnorak and AndBears and I liked it too!

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop watching us from the bushes outside our house!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 4, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I may be misguided, but I still destroyed the GRE writing section.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is not 'Nam, Missing Barry, this is grammar. There are rules.

Doesn’t anybody give a shit about the rules?!?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you live in DC? I thought DC residents can go to any state school in the country and pay “in-state” tuition because DC’s not a state. That’s what I heard from someone in the education industry. True or not?

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You are correct about in-state tuition benefits for DC residents… and that was something I gave considerable thought before moving out of the city. I just wasn’t sold on the DC school system’s ability to improve in the meantime. When the best argument that people can give you for the local middle school and high school is “if your kid can make it through that, they can make it through anything,” well, I wasn’t sold.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's what I found
The DC Tuition Assistance Grant pays:
• Up to $10,000 a year toward the difference
between in and out of state tuition at public
colleges and universities

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s non trivial. I can’t see it last long term, or not without some form of means testing.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

There ought to sign outside Claremont Middle School with those words.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/record scratch

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

say whaaaaaaat

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Welp, I’m staying this one out.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I complain about work?

I’m going to do it anyway.

I’m currently stuck at a meeting in which one more hour is remaining. I have a lot of work that I need to finish by today and by Mon morning so I’ll be stuck working late into the night and the weekend. But I need to be at this meeting because this meeting is going over new features to work on and my work next week depends on it. Unfortunately the guy running the meeting and thinks he is a developer when he isn’t so he’s reading (irrelevant) code out loud occasionally. And he’s slow and going into too much useless details.

To make matters worse there are.. certain people… at the meeting that are oblivious to the world and wastes most of the time asking stupid questions.

Sorry I had to rant. I’m sort of burnt out today.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 2, 2011 10:30 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

My company is hiring if you’d like to move back to the Bay Area.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Header

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

Also, recruiting Roadrunner

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

MEEP MEEP

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

No.... way....

But it’s not gonna happen. The ref is in a pretty good position to make the stop

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Dec 2, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That ref just called a charge on Cal.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

ref’s going for the kill shot.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

vintage

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Terrible loss.

But I always felt like Intermezzo was overrated.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

your face is overrated!

jk no one thinks highly of it anyway.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

#couldntthinkofagoodcomeback

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

“as long as my face comes with deliciously sweet rolls, people will like it anyway!”

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, never really went.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Went once or twice. Didn’t understand the fuss.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Their salads are massive! Nothing special other than that though

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So are Smart Alec’s, but at least they taste good.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought intermezzo tasted good. Then again, my tastes have changed a lot out of school.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll say.

I don’t even want to gnaw on your leg anymore.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

in all my years at cal, i never once ate at smart alec’s.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed it as the token “healthy” option.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

steve’s was my “healthy” option.

“hey look, there’s protein and there’s veggie like substance. i just won’t eat the rice.”

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm yes, post-gym treat.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I have. Its OK

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember they have sweet-potato fries.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

nah dude intermezzo’s are twice as big as smart alec’s.

also, i thought smart alec’s was way overrated.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but still better than Intermezzo

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ILL KI'LL YOU BI!TCH

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

that should be CGB’s new motto

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

New?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that should be CGB’s motto

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

disagree. now, let’s have long subthread where we argue our personal preferences!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t we already at 2K?

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Will bet anyone alive $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that UCLA does not wear the all whites for the conference championship game. Any takers?

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Neuheisel should have the team do it just for fun

He’s fired anyway. Go out with a bang.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Make all ucla players wear leather helmets

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oregon’s gonna switch things up for the Conference Championship Game and make a fashion statement by wearing no uniforms at all.

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Oregon will wear the UCLA jerseys?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

who gets credited with the points?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS THE WORST DBD EVER

What if I told you that voting in DBD polls is the only thing that gets me through the day?

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

every time there is a DBD poll, a Rishi loses a cufflink

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t post DBD polls. If a mod wants to edit a poll in, i’m okay with it, even though there’s an 87% chance it will make fun of me.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? Because you’re posting from work and your work browser sucks?

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

I also can’t put pictures into DBDs without putting in the html code for it

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

=(

Then I forgive you for having a pole-less DBD!!!!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true. We have Soda Popinski.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true. Rishi is posting from 90’N.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true. MILF is scheduled to perform in 5 minutes.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

what? no pole-dancing today? this place is going down hill.

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true. Omar Barboza is a big CGB fan.

#iusedwikipediaforthatjoke

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

how else do you put in a photo without the html code?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The photo icon!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

i thought that is what he was talking about.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought he meant he had to type the html code himself.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

how 99%

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That is what I do

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

why can’t you use the little photo icon? and then just cut and paste the image address?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Because when I do that when posting a DBD, my browser crashes.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me or does anyone else sometimes read “MR.F.” as “MILF” when that little “New Comments” box shows up in the bottom right-hand corner?

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

lol… it is not just you.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I get turned on for a second when I see a commenter named “MILF”. Then I get sad when I realize it’s just me.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That would explain all the self-flags…

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

RAGS

I finished The Great Hunt and am halfway through The Dragon Reborn! Ish is getting good!

I still don’t know how to pronounce Aes Sedai, Egwene, or Nymaeve though.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

Yep, you’re into the good stuff now! Ending to TDR is pretty badass.

I read through the whole series (8 books at the time) before I found out the * correct * pronunciation for any of those names. Turns out the pronunciation in my head for all three was wrong.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

What are they!?!?!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This place has got a bunch, though there are spoilers if you read too far down/the wrong articles.

There’s actually a bunch of pronunciation included in the Glossaries in the back of each book, so you should try there first.

Also, apparently ‘Nynaeve’ is only two syllables. That one went right past me.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

“Ee-ville B!tch.” Hmm…I still get three syllables for Nynaeve.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOA SPOILER ALERT

I was saying “Nigh-nayve”.

I was pronouncing Egwene as “edge-ween”. OY.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I just read “why-ner” for Egwene.

/haters gonna hate

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You cut me deep, Kodiak.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just rooting for the Darkfriends and Forsworn during the early books.

Characters introduced later on made it easier for me to be less grumpy.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Egwene has gotten to be pretty awesome in the last two Sanderson books, though. I totally appreciate her character now.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve liked Egwene ever since she referred to Rand as SPOILER ALERT a “wool-headed idiot”.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Spoiler alert: will there be a point where I need to start looking up random characters in encyclopedias? I really don’t want to do that.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

depends how fast you read them. There are a shitload of characters

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’ll just bring it up when I get to those middle books that supposedly really suck.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

not only that, but Jordan does like bringing minor characters back for multiple cameos. remember the random darkfriend (Paitr) in Four Kings in TEOTW, who Rand punches in the mouth on his way out of town? he shows up like 5 books later in a completely unrelated situation.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Punches in the mouth? When he’s traveling with Mat?

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, during that weird flashback chapter.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Okay. I haven’t read the Sanderson ones yet. They’re in my to-get-to pile.

Thought I’d be reading them this week, but got distracted by Fire Starkey’s Viking adventures.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

which ones? Seems like there have been a recent explosion of Vikings chopping their way across Europe sagas.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I read The Whale Road. Only meh.

But, then I read Raven Bloodeye and Sons of Thunder. I enjoyed those a lot.

Thinking about starting Killer of Men later.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If you didn’t care for the Whale Road you probably won’t like the others in that series, they are all similarly paced.

Definitely like Killer of Men though. Read it in 2 sittings if I remember right

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool. Thx!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Goldman's Hatzius says Unemployment is actually 16%

To include out of work people, etc.

http://www.bloomberg.com/video/82028638

(Can’t wait at work)

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

Yup

But what’s the natural U-6 rate?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Good question, not sure I’ve ever read a discussion of that.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m having trouble finding relevant data…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

“Like a U6?” That’s the worst song ever!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

But what’s the NAIRU?

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Right now? I have no clue.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

for shame, I thought he was leader of Indian independence movement or something

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it, I was going to make this joke.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

EURO 2012 Soccer groups

Group A:
Poland
Czech Republic
Greece
Russia

Group B:
Netherlands
Denmark
Portugal
Germany

Group C:
Spain
Ireland
Croatia
Italy

Group D:
Ukraine
France
Sweden
England

by unclesam22 on Dec 2, 2011 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Group B is disgusting

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Netherlands trying to hook up with Denmark? So nasty. They arelike siblings!!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s SOOO yesterday’s news. Netherlands and Denmark had a love child: Belgium

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by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That would explain why Bjork is so effed in the head.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Bjork is awesome!

And also effed in the head.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

All those pigmentally deficient folk look the same.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

so racis. Imma review you on Yelp now.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Again?

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

“I wish I had used Dr Kodiak’s expert services before. Instead, I made the mistake of getting my teeth ‘straightened’ by an alleged orthodontist who went to UCLA, and people still can tell I’m from the UK.”

I left that comment already?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I thought you posted on yelp as EnglishSchoolMarm.

My bad. Keep calm and carry on.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You keep accusing me of being English. Words can wound, Kodiak.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just threaten to pummel me with a thesaurus?

Halp! I need an adult!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Scots are really really sensitive people.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been trying to get in touch with my emotions. It’s not been going well.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Might we suggest some blue face paint?

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that there’s anything to be gained by going down that woad.

(thanks, I’m here all weekend!)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll tip the waitress. I laughed.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get that one :(

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The blue paint that ye olden Picts and Scots put on for fighting purposes is known as woad.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh, thanks.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 4, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And Britons! Queen Bodicea and her crew (East Anglica in the house!) wore it as they rode their war chariots to fight the Romans.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 6, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Bjork is from Iceland.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s COLD, bruh

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, Greenland is colder than Iceland.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t make me take you back to where we found you. Unemployed. In Greenland.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVE THE BURN

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinky.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And also helps explain why she’s Icelandic.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

…what’s Iceland got to do with this?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s already been BURNNNNNNNNNNNED for this!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still catching up!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

shouldn’t that be BURRRRRRRRRRNED?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Group A is very hairy

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

No, you’re a very hairy A.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s racis

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

portugal is fucked!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Spain has it easy though.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

how's italy playing?

they sacked their coach a while back, right?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

shit

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

you could have been more concise, you know…

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Thye’ve been on a downward slide since they won the WC in 06.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

they are really old and the new “golden” generation of players hasn’t panned out so far for the most part. Its a toss up who emerges from Group C with Spain.

Group A is complete dogshit. Who fucking cares who emerges?
Group B all 4 teams could conceivable advance if placed in a different group, Dutch and Germanos likely to advance
Group C Spain and any of the other 3 (Erin Go Braugh bitches!)
Group D England and Froggies will be strongly favored.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Italy’s midfielders are old and mostly very average.

New Jersey native Rossi should be returning from his long term injury and they also have batshit crazy Ballotelli at the ST position.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

…and who else? That’s their problem. They have a couple of nice pieces but they were supposed to have a fuckton of good young players step up from the U21s and only the nutjob Ghanian and a couple of fullbacks have really done all that much with the senior team. De Rossi is all they’ll have in midfield and Buffon is dependable when he’s not making fascist salutes to the crowd.

Not expecting much out of them.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree

They’re a mess right now and doesn’t look like they’ll right the ship anytime soon. i don’t really expect to make it out of the group stage but wouldn’t be surprised if they did.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, they’re going to get owned by superior (younger, more technically sound, and creative) MFs. Even France—with their shitty form in the World Cup—have a ton of young exciting MF talent coming through.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

All of that seems plausible and yet… with Balotelli in the squad, no-one will be able to compete for off-field hi-jinks.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully, someone out does him.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Poo?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Great. We didnt make it?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

can't tell if serious.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You cant tell if Im serious?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, I am being serious. We should fire Klingsman over my comments.

PS What is the name of the US soccer coach?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

David Beckham

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

FIRE BECKHAM!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Isnt he the King of england?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

No, you’re thinking of Piers Morgan

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

“Piers Morgan” is a euphemism for excrement in my house – " back in a minute, I need to release a Piers Morgan or two."

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA

I follow a few UK twitter accounts and I was really shocked by the level of hate that many have towards Piers

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a complete arse. He’s skating away from this phone tapping business in the UK and he doesn’t know his arse from an Arsenal despite his habit of claiming an interest.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, total BS….

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, a ton of Gooners hate his guts too. If I recall, he was part of some story that caused a ton of folks their jobs. So on occasion, I’ll see tweet replies to him saying something along the lines of “shutup Peirs, you cunt. you are no Gooner you stupid twat.”.

The British love the C word, huh?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, yes they do. I have mixed feelings about using a term for ladyparts as an insult, because I like ladyparts… and I do not like Piers Morgan at all.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s a Gooner (serious question)?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

A fan of Arsenal soccer club

by unclesam22 on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a nickname for a nickname – the soccer team “Arsenal” is so named because it was formed around an actual weapons store. Hence the nickname of players / supporters as “gunners,” which was turned into “gooners.”

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a motherf***ing a-hole. HATE HATE HATE.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If only we knew how you really felt…

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

See kids, this is what you get from someone who had to live where he was working long-term.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You really dont have to censor yousrelf here

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

not to get political (honest)

But watch him when he interviews the rare Republican in show business. O.K., I’m talking about Kelsey Grammar. He inevitably will ask them about the Tea Party and then bring up the most extreme thing a tea party member has said and ask them if they support that too, so as to discount everythnig… He NEVER does this the other way with Dems and Occupy Wall Street folks… It’s a subtle thing, but annoying to me (obviously).

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

and frankly, i like his interviews.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised. UK interviewers are more biased. I think the other thing, to be fair to anyone from the UK not named Piers Morgan, is that they have a really hard time wrapping their head around some of the fringier elements of the Tea Party… not least because a lot of mainstream Republican policy is to the right of the Conservative Party.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t the Dems essentially to the right of the UK Conservative Party?

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much, yes.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I haven’t seen this so I’ll leave Piers Morgan out of it, but the Tea Party is essentially part and parcel of the GOP, in a way that OWS is not, at all.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, et al disagree with you.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No, they don’t. They may have used OWS as an opportunity to talk about income inequality and rail about Wall St. a little, but they are very consciously keeping the movement at arm’s length. There’s not going to be an “Occupy” caucus among House Democrats. In fact, it goes the other way as well. Lots of the actual Occupy people are extremely skeptical of the Dems (whom they see as just as corporate-controlled as the Republicans) as well. The Tea Party, on the other hand, to a much greater extent, a movement within the Republican party.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they did. Nancy Pelosi “God Bless the protestors… they’re going to be effective!”

The reason they are now keeping at arm’s length and there won’t be a caucus is because there is no real message behind the movement. There is no “political” objective. The Tea Party did what people are supposed to do in a democracy… they organized and instituted change through elections.

I’m not going to talk much politics, for all the reasons people who otherwise like each other shouldn’t talk politics…. but your characterization of the Tea Party is not accurate. They greatly impacted GOP primaries taking down established Republicans they didn’t like (and lost the general election in the process).

And you’re missing the more germane point I was making as it pertains to this subthread.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, she did exactly what I was talking about. Used them as an opportunity to talk about the issues.

there is no real message behind the movement. There is no "political" objective. The Tea Party did what people are supposed to do in a democracy

I agree 100%, and this is the key difference I was talking about between the two movements. In fact I think it’s kind of a shame that the Occupy people are too clueless or idealistic to leverage their message into an actual politically engaged movement like the Tea Party people did.

Your characterization of the Tea Party is not accurate. They greatly impacted GOP primaries taking down established Republicans they didn’t like (and lost the general election in the process).

Right, but the Tea Party people were actual conservative Republicans, participating in Republican primaries. That’s my point. These Occupy people are not rank-and-file Democrats, working to change the Democratic party. I doubt many of them even vote in the first place.

I’m not going to talk much politics, for all the reasons people who otherwise like each other shouldn’t talk politics…

Eh, I don’t like you any less for having differing viewpoints. You’re a good dude with good values, you just approach the world a little differently. If everybody thought the same thing the world would be pretty fucking boring. Anyway, I don’t ever mind talking with someone if we can “disagree without being disagreeable” as the man says. :)

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So, should we fire KLINSGMAN or not< then

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOLESALE REGIME CHANGE!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

#Occupy Wherever Soccer Is Managed!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

ok, i'll just say why i'm confused

i genuinely don’t know if you know that this is EURO 2012, and as such, we would never make it.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you trying to claim I am bad at geography?

I’ll have you know that I have at least one writer ons taff here at CGB who majored in geography!!! So, I know what’s what!

Why would you make such hurtful accusations????

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You are bad at geography! There, I said it.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVE THE BURN

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY HOT MAJOR

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by norcalnick on Dec 2, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

FIRE KLINGON TORPEDOS!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Take me to the nuclear wessel!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

group a is shit.
group b is wtf. i say the dutchies and ze germans go through.
group c is a stroll for spain. (i don’t think ireland has a chance.)
group d is probably france lucking in through, while england flops again.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Greece
Russia
Dutch
Germany (HA SCREW U PORTUGAL!)
Spain
Croatia
England
France

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by norcalnick on Dec 2, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to really appreciate how special of a year Cal Athletics had last year from a competitive standpoint (not from a management standpoint, obviously, with all of the “we’re cutting 5 sports, no we’re not, yes we are, no we’re not” business).

Already this year, the Men’s Water Polo team, the Women’s Volleyball team and the Men’s Soccer team have underperformed compared to last year’s squads. Even though the football team is better this year, we’ll also probably not do as well in baseball this year.

That third place in the NACDA director’s cup (would’ve been second place if Ohio State vacated their 2010 football season and 75 points for 5th place football finish before the final standings came out) really was something special last year.

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

HEY remember these?!

Link

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

No

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You build tracks and drop marbles down them to race! They’re super fun!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

no

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

gravity

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No

But I do remember playing with this:

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

atoms — plane, airline, airport plz

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHH that’s so awesome! plus it’s way 50s/60s era. That looks like a blast to play with.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I had fun with when 6-8 years old or so.

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by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Who would take UCLA and the 31 1/2 points? Anyone?

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

I gotta think that once Oregon gets up by a bunch ALL the starter come out.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet Oregons backups could crush UCLA

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying Oregon’s backup’s backups could crush us? Why do you hate Cal so much?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Marshawn re-tweeted this:

@1986truth Millio Smith
Just had some great head #NoLie I ate skittles right after >>score!!!<< @MoneyLynch

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Who’s the chick?

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

why is that guy wearing pink pants?

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That guy = Amare Stoudemire.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

so? Why is he wearing pink pants?

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a tattoo that says: “KNOWING IS KNOWLEDGE”

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

how acoustic of you

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes sense.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“DESTINY SAYS IT ALL” is better.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Americas finest Jew!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Magic to buy the Doyers?


At a time when Major League Baseball wants to restore the Los Angeles Dodgers’ brand following years of damage under the ownership of Frank McCourt, Earvin “Magic” Johnson — arguably the most popular athlete in the city’s history — is a major player in a group that wants to buy the team.

“I’m a big baseball fan,” Johnson said by phone Friday, “and you think about what the Dodgers have meant to baseball and to Los Angeles, and that part’s a no-brainer. … I’ve been to that place [Dodger Stadium] hundreds and hundreds of times.”

"

Dobbs I’m a big baseball fan, and you think about what the Dodgers have meant to baseball and to Los Angeles, and that part’s a no-brainer.
" — Magic Johnson on trying to buy the Dodgers

Johnson was approached about a month ago by Stan Kasten, the former president of the Atlanta Braves and Washington Nationals — someone Johnson has known for about 30 years, and who once offered him a job to coach the Atlanta Hawks. Mark Walter, the CEO of Guggenheim Partners, a private global financial services firm, is the money muscle behind the group, which is called Guggenheim Baseball Management. According to a fact sheet about the group, Guggenheim Partners has more than $125 billion in assets under management.

As Johnson described it, their ownership of the Dodgers — if it happens — would work this way: Walter would write the big checks; Kasten would oversee the baseball operations; and Johnson, who recently sold his ownership share of the Lakers, would work as a president or vice president on both the business side and in recruiting players, when needed.

“I want to win,” said Johnson, who met with six different groups of potential bidders for the Dodgers before joining forces with Walter and Kasten. “We want to win. Not only do we have the guy who can write the check to buy the team, but we have to have somebody who can acquire quality people and talent, and Stan knows how to do that better than anybody. … We’ve got a great plan.”

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

Will they change their colors to purple and gold? Cuz that’d be awesome.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why you hat blue?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t you LOVE purple?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

YESH, YESH

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

have one for laker games!

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I have one when the Dodgers had a Laker night and had a giveaway. My brother went to the game and got like 6 of them.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

sadly, i have one from usc night…it’s all red and yellow and shit.

and one from ucla night…

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Throw out that red shirt!

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

have one for bonfires!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

mark cuban expressed interest yesterday as well. so did larry king.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

larry sits a few rows in front of where my in-laws have tickets

/LOOKATME

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

your inlaws are in heaven?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i dunno, some people think dodger dogs are heavenly.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

that was my funny Larry King is realllllly old joke.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

now you’re just being inappropriate.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This sounds intriguing. I like.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

B of A: Whoops, sorry we kicked you out of your house and ruined it. Still friends though.

A homeowner’s worst nightmare has happened to a family of 10 out in Wisconsin. Our friends over at AOL Real Estate told the tale this morning about the King family, who moved out of their home last year when Bank of America incorrectly began hassling them for missing a payment during their Home Affordable Modification Program trial period.

……

Sitting neglected and unoccupied for over a year, the house the Kings and their 8 children once called home fell into a state of complete and utter ruin. It’s so bad even health officials have deemed it unsafe to inhabit.

Also, 8 kids? WTF?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Does anyone know on which days

JFK drive is closed to car traffic? Want to go on a ride through GG Park this weekend and the internet is incredibly unhelpful.

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

We thought it was always closed on Sundays and now also Saturdays in the summer (April thru September) which is not now.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

so is that a fact that it is closed on sundays always?

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone else will have to confirm but we think so.

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by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so too. I also think I’ve parked there on a Saturday in the summer, so maybe I am not certain aboutanything.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Always closed on Sundays. Saturday closures detailed in the link I linkied below.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

the internet is incredibly unhelpful.

How dare you?! The internet brought you the DBD, I can haz cheeseburger and babysitter porn!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And if BN created the interwebz, it must be good.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, have to stop lurking today for this. Babysitter Porn? Is that porn with babsitters? or an overindulgent enjoyment of babysitters, like house porn?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

do you realllllllyyyyy want to know?

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

…okay, back to lurking I go.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You might not want to google “babysitter porn” at work, btw.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in the same boat as AndBears.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You are a lurker? i don’t believe .. !

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Suh-suh-suh-suh-suh sweeeet can

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I accept your apology! Never lurk again!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Apology not accepted!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

When I lived across the street from GG Park, it was Sundays

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

sleeping in the bushes near kezar is not “living across the street”, twist

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, this could be a good stocking stuffer!

Tavel size for $10

link

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

someone got me a jack black travel kit a few years ago. loved it EXCEPT you could not refill the containers so it was sort of a one and done, which seemed like waste.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, good point. If I can refill the pre-shave and after-shave, this could be even more useful.

I’m pretty sure the brush in this set isn’t good (probably boar)

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m interested in a travel sized brush, am researching this kit.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If you buy it, I’ll split shipping with you.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, this could be perfect for my emergency kit for the office!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG THE SANDALWOOD SMELLS SOOOOO GOOD. (so does lavender)

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-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t have the sandalwood in that $10 deal.

If they had free shipping on this, I’d nab it. Or even if they carried it in stores!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I see it in stores, just not sure what the regular price is.

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-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The link says “online only” so I’m guessing it’d be $25 in stores.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No no no I go with the non-scented one, bc otherwise it gets in your motuh and then your brekkie tastes all weird and shit

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Not an option.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think my daughters would really get much use out of it…

/only people for whom I buy stocking stuffers

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

lololol, the confusion in the DC Trojan household on Christmas morning would be amazing. “umm … thanks dad?”

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

“Oh my god, do you think I’m hairy and have to shave? I can’t believe this!” [sobsobsob] /my 9 year old

“This is cool! I’m going to find something to spray this on!” /my 6 year old

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by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So that reminds me of the one time I told a girl in college that she needed to shave……

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Go on…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

AIM convo:

Me: Do you own a razor?
Her: Like the scooter? Or the blade?
Me: The blade
Her: Yeah, why?
Me: pls shave
Her: EXCUSE ME?!

Then I left.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And that helped you get to…2nd base?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Gross.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That is so Berkeley it makes me miss college.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought being a jerk was a universal thing!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant the complete lack of game and the very real possibility that razor could mean scooter hahaha

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

complete lack of game

Did you ghostwrite Rishi’s biography?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think ‘ghostwrite the whip’ means what you think it does!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused. Are you supposed to run game when making fun of someone for being unattractive?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Pardon me

I thought you were trying to woo her. Believe me, some of the hordes of pre-meds would have thought they were being charming.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, no, I was geniunely being a jerk.

So, it seems not much has changed since my college days!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

was it facial hair or other? because if it was facial hair, she was probably upset that you told her to shave as opposed to thread.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahaha

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes so much sense!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

like her face? or lower?

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Face.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve bought that before. It is a good deal. They last a while.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you find it in stores?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but not at that price. Its was like $30 or something. I forget exactly how much.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s probably a much bigger set.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What about its girth?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL this comment was right below the Bacon Lube comment and for a sec I thought you were talking about the lube.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

my first headhunter email!

/tears up

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

funny how working for a firm with a good name attracts that, eh?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

firm emailing

is actually somewhere i wanna work, but further down the road.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ve been working HOW long??

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

12 years

give or take 11 years and 9 months :)

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ve been working 23 years and this is your first head hunter email?

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

our company just gave us laptops for the first time, it’s like a whole new world!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I get it. You’re quoting the Aladdin song, and you’re Indian. Well played!

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i always thought that aladdin was originally a chinese fable

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

U were originally a chinese fable!!!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No that was Mulan

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So who wants you to push insurance for them?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

HELLA PEOPLE

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That was mean of me. Good job, boomtho!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

titled: a gif metaphor of the Pac-12 championship game tonight

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

The game is tonight?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

the massacre is scheduled for tonight, yes.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

DBD DROPPING TRUTHY FACTS ON YOUR HEAD

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Fo realz yo.

I still won’t watch it.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this pretty much

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I was surprised that someone was filming that rather than trying to prevent the scrawny idiot from being killed.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The scrawny idiot was bullying the big guy for quite some time, apparently. The big guy just had enough.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Then he DDT the scrawny kid. Love it

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction:

Inverted Gutwrench slam.

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by Swamphunter on Dec 2, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

this, little kid had it coming.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

if i remember correctly, everyone’s making fun of the big kid and saying how the little one’s gonna beat him.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Best. Anti-bullying. Video. Ever.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes people need protecting from themselves.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

dc trojan is for big government, you heard it here first

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaah

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never quite understood how my colleagues who are against big government can reconcile that with doing work as federal contractors. I think they’re not against big government spending, just civil servants.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

or… it ain’t going away so you might as well get yours…

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but at some point you’ve got to make some kind of stand on principle.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

being against big government doesn’t mean being against any government… but i get what you are saying.

principles are great. until you have to pay your mortgage and tuition and… then it gets tougher.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s amazing what a difference it makes to have mouths to feed.

To be more serious: the argument I’ve heard which is most coherent, if not completely convincing, is that there are plenty of administrative activities / costs which could be reduced by simply outsourcing and having a well-paid cadre of contracting officers / contract managers who direct private sector resources. The idea is that while the hourly cost per unit of work completed is often higher, there’s no long term exposure to benefits costs, and you can get volume discounts.

In reality, for that model to work, you’d need to completely overhaul how administrative funds are allocated and expended in the executive branch, and remove all of the requirements to provide a percentage of work to small / disadvantaged companies. By funding at a pretty granular level, and by eliminating aggregation of work by contractors, you can only achieve so much… and what’s even crazier is that the government is trying aggregate services by government providers, so you just add another layer of administrative costs.

I could go on and on (too late!), but it’s a crazy system, and it’s designed by legislation to be as hard and painful to pull apart, at the electoral district level, so there’s essentially no chance of working through creating efficiencies as opposed to just getting out chainsaws.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a sad realization. Like our tax code.

{please don’t tell ’81 I wrote this}

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i like how republicans run for president, then campaign by saying that the role of government should be diminished. delightful.

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how democrats think Republicans are evil, but are actually evil themselves!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I like pizza.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Donatello!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re being unfair. The only people that Goldblooded thinks are evil are those lovely people affiliated with USC.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Lawyers?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget ucla you fucking assclown

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and oregon

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and wazzu, because hey, fuck wazzu

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

o right, texas. FUCK TEXAS!

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll give you a hint

They wear red, their QB is a caveman, they have a landmark named for a bad president…

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharepoint?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR SIRRAH!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

also, dropbox.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Right about the same time you beat Twist to the punch and learn how to use Google.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I know how to use Google. Im just too lazy

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of curiosity, what exactly does an assclown do?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst. Birthday Party entertainment. Ever.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to self: Cancel the balloons.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just respond to yourself?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just respond to yourself?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

17!!!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

GO BEARS!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Too late, I already self responded. I know how I like it.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

you should read this killer article by haidt and graham about morailty. i read it in a soc class at cal. 2007, i think. it’s why libs and conservatives can actually never agree – very interesting

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Because conservatives do God’s work and liberals hate America, yet want to lead it?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t hate America, just some of the people living in it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

no it’s way cool – i link it for all to read. do yourself a favor and skip to halfway down page 6 and read the 5 categories on which humans derive their own moral views from. it’s very interesting

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I’ll read it

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

please do! it shouldn’t be too long :) and i found it very absorbing

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I printed it for the ride home.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yaaaayayayayay!

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes dumbasses gotta learn.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

true, I suppose – but that throw could have ended up really badly.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

In this age, it’s more important to film things than to do things.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

also, doing nothing is still doing something

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

as in, everyone wanted that little fucker dead

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dust. Wind. Dude!

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

that's so crates!


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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

can someone rehost the image on a site that’s not imgur or photobucket?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks! ah, I remember seeing this a while back.

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Bear musical talent

I went to a concert yesterday at the Kennedy Center and one of the performers got an undergrad degree in statistics from Cal before a master’s in music on a Hertz scholarship. Here is a video of the concert. Her trio starts at 37:00. She’s the one in the striking red dress (or she’s the striking one in the red dress).

by dcblue on Dec 2, 2011 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

yay statistics and yay cal!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

boo red

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I only watched because of this comment.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, me too. I started to watch it, but then it was taking forever to stream on work computer.

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by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

WE SUPPORT THE ARTS

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Dec 2, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

shit

anyone following him on twitter? has he posted anything?

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

MoragaBear on BI (boo! hiss!) says it shouldn’t be long term…

by iVinshe on Dec 2, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I like MB because he's a fellow sunshine pumper

If true, I’m glad it was nothing criminal

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Dec 2, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Monty’s using the UCLA definition of “indefinite”?

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

someone set us up the bomb

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

we get signal

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather lose with players who follow the rules.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd part: Than win with those that don’t.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that was a given ;-)

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

So would I.

Besides, it’s part and parcel of the Cal ethos, is it not?

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Dec 2, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Losing? Yes.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

One on one interview with Aaron Rodgers

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7295185/nfl-green-bay-aaron-rodgers-greatest-season-qb-ever-had

FLEMING: In Week 9 against the Chargers, your third touchdown was a 21-yard pass to receiver James Jones in which you audibled out of a run play at the line of scrimmage, froze the deep safety with your eyes and then threw a ball that seemed to materialize in Jones’ hands when he reached the end zone. What does it feel like to be in a zone like this?



RODGERS: It’s a lot of fun. It feels fluid. I used to play baseball, and it’s like when you’re hitting it on the label, or the barrel of the bat. You don’t feel anything, just fluid contact, and you just know you hit the ball on the sweet spot with clean power every time. When you’re throwing the football the way you want to, you’re not thinking about it. You’re not thinking about your drop or your release point or the trajectory or where your feet are. It’s just coming off your hand exactly the way you want it to, fluid and confident. You’re getting good snap on it, a good spiral, and it’s ending up exactly where you want it. That’s when the game becomes fun, when you can put the ball exactly where you want it. You just react naturally and let all the fundamentals and muscle memory that you’ve built up take over. It’s that feeling of being in total control.



Is part of that getting to a place where complicated reads, such as the TD to Jones, just become second nature?
It’s quicker reactions and being more decisive with my checks. When you really start figuring things out as a quarterback, you realize you don’t have to be perfect every time, but you do have to be quick and decisive. On that play, we had James on the left and Greg Jennings on the right. The pass check was for James to run a man-beater route — a route with a double move that works well against single coverage. We were hoping the Chargers would go to a one-high safety look. Instead, they played more quarters, where each DB plays a quarter of the field, and they used high-low coverage on Greg. My quick reaction was that we still have man coverage on the other side with James, who is running a man-beater route. It wasn’t perfect, but we still had good options to work with.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

cam newton's responses to the same questions:

DYAAAAAAAAAA DURRRR DURRRR DUHHHHHH H HUHUHUHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

while you were posting that

he just threw for 400 yards again

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

and cashed a check bigger than you’ll make the rest of the decade

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that was aimed at all of us

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG

Has anyone ever tried hitting C to scroll through comments on CGB?

Whoa.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

What’s the diff between that and K?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It goes the opposite direction.

Boom.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

omgwow

What’z the rever e z?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it doesnt. It just moves down without checking it ocff

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m talking K vs. C. Try to keep up.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Im so full of self loathing right now

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

K and C are blowing my mind right now.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like a perpetual motion machine.

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by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya, I use it all of the time. Its if Im on a coment and then I scroll somewhere else and dont want to lose the comment.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

A GINORMOUS WHEWWWWWW!!!

I got the blue screen of death a while ago on my laptop… thought i was royally screwed… but miracle of miracles, repair worked. and now you’re all royally screwed.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

Soooo, you bought a Mac?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

COMPAQ.

I am SHOCKED i was able to fix it.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So am I.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I just won $1000

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Next round is on you !!!!

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

El Tigre has it going on today

Tiger Woods is 6-under thru 12 holes in the 2nd round of the Chevron World Challenge. 2 eagles, 3 birdies, one bogey. Currently in 1st.

He’s playing like turkey, amirite?!?

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

let’s go choi?

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I like K.J.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, I’d probably have no bogies.

(and a lot more double and triple bogies)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t matter. will lose over the weekend, because he hasn’t won since we BOOOOOOOEEEEDDDD him on the farm.

by daveman on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i'd love this house...

if it were in big bear or tahoe. not mill valley.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/02/BUHN1M5MUP.DTL

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

Damn, I like that too.

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ozzie Guillen is a great American:

“I named my bulldog ‘DH’ because he’s lazy.”

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Haha that’s awesome.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm..hops....

http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2011/12/02/hanson-to-release-a-beer-called-mmmhop/

Pop artists from your youth may soon be producing your beer. That is, if you grew up in the ’90s, were familiar with the band Hanson and you like IPAs.

In a talk at Oxford on Monday, the band told their audience that they intend to produce a beer called MMMHop, a title that alludes to their original 1997 hit, MMMBop.

"We are soon going to be selling our own beer. I’m not joking – MMMHop IPA anyone?" Zac Hanson, 26, said at the talk, according to the Daily Express.

The concept is taking the social media sphere by storm, and Twitter users seem to have a good deal to say about the band breaking into the brewing business.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

THE ONE ON THE LEFT HAS A GIGANTIC HEAD WTF

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like hipsters are trolling me…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hanson?

So, we can expect a watered down product that leaves a bitter taste in our mouths?

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I would expect something bubbly and saccharine that leaves me thinking “what just happened, again?”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, if that one guy is 26, he musta been like 12 when they were huge

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s gotta be super-weird to be 16 and a has-been.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A NEVER WAS, DON’T MAKE ME A HAS BEEN!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe the line is

“Were you ever famous?
No
“then how can you be a has-been”

#tootsieshouldhavewontheacademyaward

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Its:

JUST BECAUSE BIG JERRY IS A HAS BEEN, DONT MAKE LITTLE JERRY A NEVER WAS!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

hey no cock talk here.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi loves it!

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah… but still cashing those residual checks would really take the sting off of it.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Dancing with the (hasbeen) Stars....

…..only had room for two????

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

In a talk at Oxford on Monday,

Why?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

one of my shameful, guilty pleasures is that I love the song MMMBop. I used to hide my shame. Then one day while driving with a couple of friends it cycled through on my ipod and before i could yank the cord out of the console my secret was out. Now I wear it proudly.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when I hated that group. In hindsight…there was really no reason to care about them at all.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly… why would you “hate” something so innocuous. It’s not like they’re Pat Flood.

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly! I was young at the time, though, and their target was my-age females, so that’s what it stemmed from.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

so you didn’t play that up and try and look like one of them and then sort of get those girls by osmosis? ;-)

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Not my style. Not even sure that thought occurred to me.

by Missing Barry on Dec 2, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Woo Hoo!

Just found out that Little K won student of the month at her school.

/yeah, I’m being that guy

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

hooray! bumper stickers for all!!!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

certificate goes on fridge!

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ice cream and cal gear for all!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

True story. Gramps and Granny Kod are taking her to the Cal women’s game tomorrow. I’m sure there will be ice cream and swag involved.

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

only student of the month? I would accept nothing less than student of the year.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“Only student of the month?!?!?!? INTO THE HOLE!”
“Noooo Daddy nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

this would be more accurate at the Kod household

"Only student of the month?!?!?!? WEAR THE RED SWEATSHIRT OF SHAME!"
"Noooo Daddy nooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m pleased with the direction this went.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged. We have no red sweatshirts in this household!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“Only student of the month?!?!?!? DON’T MAKE ME BUY THE RED SWEATSHIRT OF SHAME! YOU KNOW HOW DADDY HATES BUYING THINGS THAT ARE RED”
“Noooo Daddy nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Pringle

for red sweatshirt of shame.

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by golden oso on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to propose this idea to Mrs. Turkey to use with any potential offspring.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, I could just use some of Mrs. Kod’s college apparel.

/ohnoIdidn’t

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay! Positive contribution!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“student of the month at only one school, the one you attend? !!?! NO DINNER FOR YOU”
“NOOOoo Daddy NOOooooo!!!”

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

She got her first injury this week, too! (sprained ankle)

She’s a chip off the ol’ block!

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by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

a defective product already?

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL INJURY-PRONE PEOPLE DON’T LOOK ALIKE!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t there a problem if this one doesn’t?

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping that she’d be significantly cuter than me.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And......????

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Taller, smarter, healthier, happier?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

No, I meant IS SHE significantly cuter than you?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

only a sprain? Daddy’s knee would have ruptured and somehow self amputated.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank goodness for her mother’s genes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what happens when you kick too much ass.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It did happen at her martial arts class.

No swelling or bruising, so not really that big a deal. I taped it for her just in case. But I think she’s practicing to be a European soccer player with all the limping and hopping about.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The mind of a 5 year old – “how much can I milk this for?”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s amazing how quickly she recovered when I pointed out that if it hurt that badly, she needed to go straight to bed and rest.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My warmed 31-year-old mind: “How much milk do I need to drink to make this better?”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew someone would make this comment. Thanks for not disappointing :)

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Starkey Junior had some sort of craft day at school yesterday, each student made crafts to sell for 25 cents or whatever as a fundraiser for the school. Each kid was also supposed to bring $2 in coins to give as change. So Junior sells a few things and then decides to start buying everything in sight. So he spent his $2 plus all the money he had collected for his stuff and came home with a huge pile of shit. I asked him how he got all of that stuff.

“I had money, so I spent it.”
“What about the money you collected for selling your things?”
“I spent that too.”
“What are you going to give the teacher for all the things you sold?”
“I have to do that?!?!?”

Sigh, completely missing the point FTW!

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

at her school? not in the district????

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if they’re going to make most students feel dumb, I’m glad that Little K has already been recognized as an academic 1%-er :)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a bit surprised, actually.

I didn’t think they did that sort of thing as early as kindergarten.

Ah well. I guess I better go make some t-shirts and bumper stickers.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what, the kids know already. I’m sure it’s described as being an award for being a good citizen etc.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“In recognition of academic achievement and because all the other kids didnt writ gud.”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a tattoo....

….I mean, if you REALLY love her…..

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Does wearing Disney princess waterproof tattoo bandaids over my arthroscope holes count?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't wanna know about your.....

….microscopic hole…..oh wait, I read that wrong….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

All the jokes I wanted to make were already taken :(

So congrats

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/creativitysappedatendofweek?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent all my jokes making fun of AndBears for being a crybaby.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

A worthy task for sure. Isn’t it time for your lemon drop?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

No drinking tonight! Gotta stay sober. For the kids!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s ok Rishi, it’s Friday. anything goes.

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Knock Knock

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOSE THERE?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

GO BEARS

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY GO BEARS

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

worst punch line ever!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And then I say "GO BEARS ON 17"

Why do I have to do everything for you!!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I pay you to buy my groceries

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

1

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

WHo's there?!?!?

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

2

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OUR THERE

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

3

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

KNOCK KNOCK ON 17

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

DING DONG

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

happy st. patrick’s day!

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

4

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is this house on fire?

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i am not the kind of guy that will cut himself

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been in love. Yeah, like serious love.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

when i booze.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

5

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

6

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

sniffle sniffle.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

7

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

17.1

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you need to hide in the bathroom

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

9

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

q7

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

this all feels very non organic

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/actor-with-fake-gun-nabbed-by-police-during-film-shoot.html

When the cops roared up to the neighborhood market in the San Francisco neighborhood of Cole Valley, it appeared they had an armed bandit on their hands.

The guy seemed primed for business with his gun pointed in the air and refusing the officers’ demand that he toss down the weapon, the San Francisco Chronicle reported. Things like this happen in the big city.

But then the would-be bandit uttered something that caught the police off-guard.

"It’s a movie," he said.

The 41-year-old stick-up man, later identified as David Lupin, turned out to be an actor who was pulling off a mock hold-up at the Alpha Market while a Japan-based film company was shooting the scene from across the street, the newspaper said. The weapon? A replica. Total plastic.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

Try this next time you get robbed
Victim cries and gets wallet back

The man was going into his apartment building on the 1500 block of Grant Avenue in San Francisco around 10:30 p.m. Thursday when police say a man, 37, in his late 30s approached him and demanded his belongings.

The victim handed over his wallet and smartphone. Then he began to cry, police said.

The suspect, who we imagine was a bit flummoxed by the emotions on display, then handed the man’s wallet back to him. Of course, he took the cash out first.

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by Ohio Bear on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

Now he’ll always be That Woman.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like women can never be That Woman. Perhaps I am too kind to women. I think most guys are like that.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in fear of being That Woman. What exactly makes up “That Woman” remains nebulous.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesnt exist. Im often That Guy, tho

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s cry about it.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You really are That Guy, a LOT.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It was all fun and games until you posted this

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

waaaahhhh1!!! Time to call WHINE ONE ONE we need a WAMBULANCE!!!

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck this, Im too attractive to be That Guy

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Your mascara is running gain.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

runs to bathroom

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Men’s or women’s???

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Unisex in most Cal res halls!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly, if i was getting mugged

this would be a not-terrible outcome. getting to keep my drivers license most of all…

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the worst things about moving to Ohio is that I don’t have a bear on my license :(

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

your true colors are showing!

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ftfy
One of the worst things about moving to Ohio is that I’m in f***ing Ohio

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree. I would care less about the cash and more about the other stuff.

Having lost my id and credit cards in Vegas, I know how much it sucks afterwards.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yup, in order of pain ( in my mind):
1. drivers license
2. Cal ID
3. credit cards
4. cash

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm Cal ID is irreplaceable, though.

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yea but i don’t use it much anymore.

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by boomtho on Dec 2, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Student discounts everywhere!

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

half off at the gym i’ve been going to.

yes…i’m still a student…

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If only I got those!

Though I did tell The Economist I’m a student. DON’T TELL THEM GUYS

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by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

they don’t care, they made the sale.

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“so…you’re a student….”

“yes”

“at berkeley…like in the bay…like norcal…”

“yes”

“ok. 50% off.”

by j.lee on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

FT wanted proof.

Economist British Salesman just asked “What are you studying?”

Uh… nuclear engineering?

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by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

*care fewer

/JOKE

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by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

now only if the crying was just a ruse and then he kicked his ass after getting the wallet back.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He still got robbed though.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Story time, because I had a similar experience minus the crying

About three years ago, I was walking home from work to my apartment on the northside, around La Loma/Ridge. It was dark and quiet, probably about 8pm. These two guys are just standing around on the sidewalk, I go to walk around them, and one of them sticks a gun to my chest. He tells me to look at the ground, and they start going through my pockets and backpack.

They start walking away with my wallet and phone, and tell me to walk in the opposite direction. Thinking of what a hassle it’s going to be cancel my cards and get new ID, I say, “Take the money, but can you please just leave my wallet?” Surprisingly, one of the guys says, “I’m leaving your wallet here on the ground. You can come back and get it.”

So I walk away, wait a minute, look back, don’t see any sign of them, and sure enough my wallet was on the ground with everything intact except for the cash. So, all I lost were my phone and some cash (and my sense of security). Yay for considerate robbers!

by minesweeper on Dec 2, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

How nice of them!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for the size guys:

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry for the size guys:

That’s what she… wait, what?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

in the html for the image, you can add width = 300 or some other such nonsense to change the size.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, my son created this a wants credit for some reason.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HT Cugelsson!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

why doesn’t he post, he’s met us hasn’t he! oh, right.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome!

Glad to have you here!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 2, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A family that posts together, z’s together!

Great to see you around!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

We like to have fun around here!

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 2, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the welcome guys.

by OaktownRush on Dec 2, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome. Guess you didn’t want to be That Guy.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Dec 2, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOO YOU’VE MADE YOUR 2ND MISTAKE!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 2, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

PS nice photoshop!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 2, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

and wants

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 2, 2011 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

Um, okay

To go to the story.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the record for most comments in a dbd?

by the federer express on Dec 2, 2011 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

eleventy billion

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve only gone over 2K a few select times.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 2, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

fyi, don’t drive down Montgomery St. Some sort of protest going on at One Post Plaza.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 3:48 PM PST reply actions  

Does it have to do with the people in white? They were down the street from my building this morning. 3 people in a line, kneeling as if in prayer, wearing all white clothing. It’s either a protest or art, I can never tell.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you haven’t figured out both calbandgreat and i work a block away from you? :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You and CalBandGreat are dressed in white and kneeling as if in prayer?

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We were?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i rebelled, blue and gold.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard it. They had a good beat going for a bit there. No idea what was going on.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

free tibet?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, money down!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

:-) Great job on the protest turkey!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you ignoring me because of my earlier post?

sads :(

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Great job on the protest CalBandGreat!

btw, I’m pretty sure i saw you walking once by Harvest & Rowe on 2nd. Rags, RemorsefulBruin and I happened to be having lunch in our Cal gear. You missed us.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Today? I’ve only been out of my cage to goto the Crocker Galleria.

BTW, Burrito 360’s cajun burrito ain’t too bad.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a while ago, but if I see you in Crocker Galleria, I’ll say Hi. Or give you the secret CGB handshake.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We hav ea secret handshake?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Twist doesn’t know about the secret CGB handshake.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats it! Somebody isnt getting bonestorm for mxas!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like somebody can go to hell!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut uuuuuup.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine I'll show you

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut uuuuuuuup.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, it was a fine secret society we had once.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s start a new club called the The Secret Order of the No Twists!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Dec 2, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds way better than mine, “The Twisthood of the Traveling Scoopnecks.”

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Dec 2, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I had to walk over that way to go to AAA at lunch and almost texted you to meet up. But I didn’t.

by Scootie on Dec 2, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The AAA is across the street from my building practically.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

my office is realistically across the street, i was also at the usps when the protest was going down.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 2, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodbye Raleigh's and Intermezzo!

From today…

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 2, 2011 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

wow… good-bye many college memories… great memories of working the door at Raleighs

by fiatlux on Dec 2, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anything you haven’t done?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Dec 3, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Racism doesn't exist anymore

This doesn’t really fit into any topic…it’s just awesome: http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/post/11396168718/post-race-america

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Dec 2, 2011 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

NICE

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Dec 2, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

hooray, finally got to the end of the DBD!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 2, 2011 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

Did you now?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 2, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Want some Old School Cal Football?

I am streaming the 2006 Holiday Bowl. Looks like I can do 2002 Cal vs Baylor (Jeff’s first game as head coach) afterwards.

http://www.livestream.com/swamphunter

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

how randomly cool of you.

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been up over 24 hours. This is what is keeping me sane while I pack for a big move.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 3, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

Nate really stands in the pocket a long time and delivers. STUPID OREGON TWISTING HIS ANKLE

by LeonPowe on Dec 3, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

and i’m a little offended someone calls 2006 OLD SCHOOL

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Livestream is fucking with me.

http://www.justin.tv/swamphunter#/w/2181604544
http://www.justin.tv/swamphunter#/w/2181604544
http://www.justin.tv/swamphunter#/w/2181604544
http://www.justin.tv/swamphunter#/w/2181604544

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 3, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Its just as well – I need to get going on my Sunday morning and not watch DJax and Money Lynch.

by LeonPowe on Dec 3, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I call it "Old School" because it's not new school... as in not this season.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 3, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

i wasn’t really insulted ;-)

by fiatlux on Dec 3, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

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