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DBD 11.29.11 Your Favourite Christmas Movies/TV Specials?


What? Another Christmas DBD by Rishi? In other news, war in the Middle East, Republicans and Democrats disagree, and the English find another way to screw up tea.

So one of the things I love about Christmas is the opportunity to revisit those movies and tv specials that make the season even more special.

I'm sure I'm missing a ton, but that's where you guys come in!

Home Alone 1 and 2 - There were only two films in this series. They're both excellent, but I appreciate the Christmasy feel of the second more, just due to the "Christmas in NY" factor. One of those things on my list of things I need to do.

Love Actually - Nice and entertaining movie and really gets into the Christmas spirit

It's a Charlie Brown Christmas - Good Grief!

Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean - Oddly, probably my favourite on this list. What's not to love about this brilliant special? From Mr. Bean unplugging the entire Harrods for testing his light to his staged play with the decorations at the store. I can't wait to watch this.

Bowl Games - Go Bears!

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A Christmas Story and Charlie Brown

Tough to beat the leg lamp and the sad Christmas tree

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

Your avatar reminds me — The Grinch!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

That’s a great one too…but the animated one, not the Jim Carey one.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we should agree to pretend the Jim Carrey version does not exist.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Just watched Carrey’s A Christmas Carol, which was surprisingly good. I recommend it. His Grinch, not so much.

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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I was coming here to post that Rishi done messed up because he left off the only two that matter

But you got them here.

“In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. "

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I have Charlie Brown on my list!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Um....

The original Miracle on 34th Street!

It’s a Wonderful Life…

I think my favorite though is White Christmas. While it’s not the movie in which the song originated, the song proved so popular they decided to write a movie with it as its theme.

Here are the scenes from each movie with the song:

Holiday Inn

White Christmas
Now in White Christmas, the song had actually been sung at the beginning of the movie too… I just like the production quality and I love the very end of the scene where the camera pans back and everyone is toasting their friends… don’t get me started on what the holidays mean, but that just gets me every time.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, wife loves this movie, has watched every Christmas with my daughter – it’s a surprisingly down beat movie in parts.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

But it ends great, which is what the 50s were all about!

I also love the song Snow, and I as posted in my Thanksgiving DBD, Count Your Blessings…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Holiday Inn better. The plot is slightly less ridiculous and the acting is better. And it’s got that great number where Fred Astaire makes fun of Bing Crosby’s dancing, and Bing Crosby makes fun of Fred Astaire’s singing. Although the production numbers in White Christmas are superior.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I like them both and I think most people think Holiday Inn is the superior movie. I just like White Christmas better as a Christmas movie.

Also, the colors are so great, especially in the finale with the stars in those red and white outfits.

I suspect, from your many great posts, that the finale reminds you of your father’s generation. It reminds me a lot of my godparents.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I agree that Holiday Inn is better. The “rivalry” between Fred Astaire and Bing Crosby made for a good story.

by HeyAlumniGo on Nov 29, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I just put this up at the bottom!

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by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, and Mickey's Christmas Carol

My absolute favourite version of this classic story.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

Scrooge McDuck?

Nice.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Link

Part 1

It’s really amazing! You have Mickey, Donald, and Scrooge McDuck all in it. Minnie too. :)

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Great animation still.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Love Actually is pretty awesome

And y’all doubted that I was a girl :P

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

I’m a guy and I love Love Actually.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t doubt it as much as I was concerned that being within the state borders of Ohio could cause some sort of physical damage rendering gender irrelevant. But I’m not a doctor, so what do I know?

I do like Love Actually a lot. Great movie.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Oops sorry for being hetero-normative

And it’s true. I moved from Ohio to California halfway through my life, and then moved back to Ohio, so the innards, dey iz disarranged.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You should seek professional medical help immediately.

Or, failing that, leave Ohio and never return. It’s not safe to live there.

As for hetero normativity, I had a different understanding of the definition of that term. So, I went to research it to respond to you and lo and behold, you are right, it does include gender.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm calling out TheBuckeyeBear out right now

Whom are you rooting for in the Cal-Ohio State game on September 15, 2012? I’m giving you another chance to give the correct answer.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHH

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you got got.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

served! served! served!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Entourage, bro

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

THat show is still on? Huh, I am out of it.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Just ended about 2 months ago. Not a bad ending.

by HeyAlumniGo on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I strongly disliked the “Sex And The City”-esque ending

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I was actually just referencing her sig.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Sad

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, some commentator was insightful as always on the Big-10 Network. (Why change the number?)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

What other SBNs ites do you frequent?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

If only you could click a profile and figure out which blogs a user comments on the most!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Commenting=!frequenting

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, well, actually, I was watching a Buckeye game on the Big-10 network. Not an SBN site…I’ve only just de-lurked here!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My cousin had a small role in an episode in season 2.; credited as “Stripper #2.”

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Go on…

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope that made the family newsletter.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a side of the family that we only see at weddings and funerals. Not so sure I should post a link to her site. No newsletter but word gets around.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHH

This is not the correct answer.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

How about…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Real monsters?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

BURN HER!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Does she float?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

if she drowns, we’re safe! she wasn’t a witch!

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

if not, burn her with more witches!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What other things float?

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Warlocks, mostly. And sorcerers.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ducks!

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew that the Ducks were evil.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Trying to convince Mrs. Kod to cook one on the rotisserie for this Friday’s game. Just ’cuz.

/mmmmm – plum sauce…

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife never cooks anything like that. Or lamb. Or fish.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I had for Thanksgiving.
#notaturkeyfan

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

well then.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Hes just saying what were all thinking

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Lamb is fucking awesome

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

Rec’d

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

time to bring back an old joke

In Scotland, baaaaaaaa means no

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

No way, bare back or GTFO.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

….

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh no!!!! And you had such a great debut performance in the DBD! This is worse than weekend daddy telling me he’d take me to a baseball game.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

How many times do I have to tell you? Something came up!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the line from the Brady Bunch is, “Something suddenly came up.”

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Sophmore slump

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Inquiring minds want to know!!!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm hoping for a really good, evenly-matched game

Although I suspect some sort of emotions will take over when I’m watching, and we might find out which team I really support.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT COLORS DO YOU BLEED?!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I cannot believe I welcomed you into my house. So ashamed of you right now. SO ASHAMED THAT YOU WERE ON RALLY COMM BUT YOU’RE ACTUALLY A BIGGER tOSU FAN!!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, just wow.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

So this is how Ohioans are. OK.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Not OK. Bad.

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by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone stop the Ohio on Ohio violence!

This is like watching amateur sumo!

Think of all the couches that will get burned! Madness!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I might just get on my motorized barstool and drive away.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I go to class for an hour and this is what happens? Fine, my blood is red, but my colors are Yale Blue and California Gold. OK?

I suspect that’s not enough.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You need to get a blood change.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Blood drive for TheBuckeyeBear!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Then what are we going to drink to celebrate CGB’s 5 year anniversary?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I haz type O!

She can have a pint or two.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank goodness. Let me remind you that I have also fired the cannon.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure it’s one of the weaknesses you turn into a strength during a job interview.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, get a awkward perch above Memorial stadium room you two!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a chair at the cannon platform sometimes! Also, the occasional sleeping homeless person.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

AND YET YOU STILL DON’T KNOW WHO YOU’RE ROOTING FOR?!?!?

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean…I want to root for both!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you dont get what you want in this world. Like a Rose Bowl. For 50+ years

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T DO THAT

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

GO BEARS!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

WHO LET THIS SECRET DOUBLE AGENT INTO OUR CANNON FACILITY?!??!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Not yet, all we have are pictures to show recruits.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Isnt that why all those people occupy Tightwad hill on gamedays?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was so they could make money by selling beer after hauling up kegs.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe Kapp is the man we need!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You want Joe Kapp to beat up TheBuckeyeBear?

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, only if the blood transfusion does not work.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

My blood may or may not have detectable amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics.

This can only help, right?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

good good, she’ll need that in Ohio

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone stop the Ohio on Ohio violence!

But I thought our readers liked Ohio on Ohio violence!

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Shameful

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

CALumbus Bear, you have brought great shame to your ancestors

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

If not law school, what else could he do?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Motion To Force TheBuckeyeBear to watch Cal-USC 2003 over and over and over again until she’s all that is right with the world.

Do I hav ea second???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

What is the next procedural step here? I’m not knowledgable about Roy’s Rules Of Order.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I watch it again.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

A voice vote

Which is moot because she just said she’d watch it again. You intimidated her into compliance, Twist.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like my work here is done! Intimidation is the cause of and solution to all the world’s problems.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, I hate to welcome you with girl-on-girl violence, but Love Actually is one of the most sappy, trite, shallow, saccharine movies ever made. It’s complete crap, in my bottom ten.

That aside, it’s lovely to have another living, breathing female around these parts. We might be up to 10 soon!

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

in my bottom ten.

Have you only seen eleven films in your life?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Scootie.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

sec119, you’re a grouch.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

So proud of Future Me right now.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

My “Thanks, Scootie” is richly layered.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it have fudge between the layers? Because then it would be perfect.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Females on the internet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso

by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

What's wrong with that?

My motto-
Fattie: it’s not a size; it’s a lifestyle :D

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

This just took a turn for the OOhio.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

The DBD is riding a bar stool?!?!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I’ve never seen Love Actually (but my wife said she liked it).

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No hard feelings!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a christmas movie, it’s supposed to be all those things. Its like eating smores when camping, you don’t do it every night!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I eat smores every night when I’m camping. What kind of communist wouldn’t???

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

puts hands up – although admittedly the stumbling part is “camping,” but I don’t care for smores much regardless.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t go camping. Easy enough to avoid showering from the comfort of my own home.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I like you.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I like you back <3

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel left out of this mutual admiration society.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a reason for that.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you get Venn’d, sometimes you get out-Venn’d.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Vennice.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

“Jogging is the worst Chris, I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?”

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I love camping

Matter of fact, went through the Russian River area this weekend and found my old summer camp – Camp Royaneh. Have not been there in decades and it was exactly as I remembered in the best ways… just an awesome place… man, i just soaked in the memories for a while. ANyone Bay Area kids on here ever go there?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Camp Celio and Lair of the Bear for me good sir.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

S’mores are NOMNOM

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

S’mores = meh.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

see comment above

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

S’mores = funny. It’s almost like free-basing sugar for the little ones. You can see their eyes bug out and everything. That’s when you ask the missus to watch them for a bit, and go fishing.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me tell you how times have changed. Growing up in San Leandro, my grammar school used to go away for camp for a week during the school year!! Camp Royaneh… it was so much fun walking around, seeing the old tent bases, the “hilton” cabins, the archery range, swimming pool, mess hall, trading post… seriously, i just walked around for an hour soaking it all end and recalling some much simpler times.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

7th grade at Albany Middle School went to Yosemite for a week. That was slightly awesome

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, I wish I grew up in the 50s too!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i see what you did there.

but the 70s and 80s were nice too.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s okay, DC. It’s already been established that you are an excellent communist.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The people’s flag is deepest red with the blood of dying maaaaaaaaaaaartyrs!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re Scottish (or was it Welsh… I forget)…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

oh you wacky pakistani.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Same thing

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought that said “pastrami.” More delicious than Pakistani.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Irish, I think.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

dude that’s the same as Scottish. duh.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The rare girl-girl-girl comment thread!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve watched Love Actually every night since it came out on DVD

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

LIES

smores morning noon and night!

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

london spoiled you, to American’s all the British accents give it street cred.

Also, that emo guy going after Keira Knightley now does a good job of killing zombies.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this your passive aggressive way of saying that you think I’m a girl?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I swear I’m not going to cry. EVERY TIME. Not going to cry. Then what happens!? I cry. /girl.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

In an expansion on the RR theory of the universe: there are exposed boobs in Love Actually, ergo good movie.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

We have another Ohio Cal fan!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That is correct.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you’d disowned me :(

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I never used those words! I think you have potential.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

OHIO RECONCILIATION!!!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a bigger deal than when Ohio fought Michigan and “won” Toledo.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG it’s growing!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a tumorrrrrrr!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

My diplomas are signed by him.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would he sign Ohio State diplomas?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Har har.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, how many tatoos did you later exchange that diploma for?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok that was deserved. Sidebar, the Arnold Classic is held in Columbus every year, and the city fills up with brawny men and women. Oily and brawny.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine too! Wait that means you graduated in the 2000s so you are not as old as the Ohio twins (sorry!)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for calling you olds

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I graduated with Yes We Cannon.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a UCRC reunion!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY! LET’S ALL CLAP RHYTHMICALLY TOGETHER AND WISH WE WERE COOL ENOUGH TO BE IN THE AMRCHING BAND!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The armchair band?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i can play my armchair with the best of them!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s your fault she’s cheating on us with the Buckeyes? How could you let her get away??

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi Flag Guy :)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HEEEYYYYY!

Seriously though, I will haunt you for the rest of your life if you even think anything positive about the Buckeyes when we play them.

by Flag Guy on Nov 29, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’m a year older in that case. maybe 2. definitely not more than 4. (i can’t remember)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You are older than I am… right?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so… Holmoe’s last year was my first year in school. (Now it’s in CODE)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Three years

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

86er?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m a 76er fan

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

olds

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

well, it was certainly not MORE than four… I was technically correct.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t the baby add a few years?

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s just the part-time MBA

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I did mine full-time! With Full-time pregancy and then part-time infant care.

When I graduated I had a 2year MBA and an 11-month old.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone commented yesterday that part-time MBA students age three times as fast.

#DBDsAreGettingTooSelfReferential

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I just wanted credit for full-time.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’d you go?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, been thinking about this. I think I’ve decided NOT to connect that MBA with my persona here. I’ll be happy to talk offline about it but I’ll just say it was a small private university in the Bay Area.

You can email me if you want, but I generally don’t think it’s your type of school.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHook school of trolls?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My degree is signed by the craziest person at Bear Insider.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

u went to notre dame de namur?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

…Mills? St. Mary’s?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

SCU? (probably not SCU, nobody should do that fulltime)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jellystone Park? And it came with free pic-a-nic baskets?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

to everyone

What do you want me to tell you?! The point is NOT to put it up here. sheesh.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i think we all know that.

And we’re pointlessly listing every real and fake school we possibly can.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

okey-dokey, have fun! Might I add, whats-a-mattaU?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What, Hollywood Upstairs Business School wasn’t good enough for you?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

We are all so needy!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You went to Stanfurd?!?! No wonder you don’t want to admit it!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

So ashamed!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I just sent an e-mail to AndBears@ragsfanclub.com

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I do have the stamina of CalBear81. So I must be 35.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. What?

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You two have some explaining to do.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re so wise, I hope to be you one day. I look up to you as a sage and mentor. I assume you are the grand age of 35.

FYI, I’m really just bull-shitting here. I’m really not trying to offend. I like you a lot. You’re older than me. Those are the only relevant facts.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So you don’t look up to me? Sads.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t you see the part where I said I like you alot ?!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I look upto you

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s mostly cuz you’re lying on the floor after she ko’d you for that anti-Dutch comment earlier.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually because I’m really short.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what we all thought. i knew you were lying when i saw you in person!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying you think he’s long?

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, jay bilas.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought so.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely not!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m shocked!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I will add that I used to!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m shocked!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I will add that you should probably remove your fingers from that wall outlet.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

She said something bad about the Dutch

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That was you.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries—it’s rare that people find me old these days. I like it!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re older than rr!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes! I like being younger than others!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandusky again…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I am pretty sure that would be just the opposite to the nth degree

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait what?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a reverse “To Catch a Predator”?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

CougCenter?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be the youngest, but now Im just old as pho around these parts

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be the 2nd youngest (rollonyoubears I think was in HS)!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So was Rated R Superstar, who has also disappeared.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yea good point.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So that means you are the next to go . . .

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll have to drag me away

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

AERose is younger than you

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait really? NOOOOO

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

really? mind = blown.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He posts like an 87-year-old.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He definitely has a few decades’ pent up anger in his young soul.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He has the bitterness of an old man and the know-it-all attitude of a 15-year-old.

It go go either way.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet you are never sorry for calling me olds!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Well sorry

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because it’s so inconvenient to light all those signaling fires whenever we need to call you.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Womens lacrosse signs new recruits:




BERKELEY – Before the first draw, ground ball and goal of her debut season at California, Ginger Miles inked her inaugural recruiting class, the first-year head coach announced Monday. Seven new Golden Bears – including a high school All-American, a member of the ESPN RISE’s Watch List and the sister of a current Cal player – will join the program next fall.

“We are happy to announce seven new additions to our Golden Bear family,” Miles said. “This group of student-athletes has a proven track record both on the field and off. Their dedication and work ethic will make them tremendous additions to our locker room. Athletically, they will make a significant impact on the future of the program at every position. I am confident this group will continue the tradition of academic excellence as they all bring with them the drive, character and determination it takes to be successful at a place like Cal.”

Signees Nicole Beck and Michele DeVincent both hail from Pennsylvania – Beck from Horsham and DeVincent from Maple Glen – and play for the same club team – Ultimate Goal. A prolific scorer who plays in attack and midfield, Beck collected 153 goals in her first three seasons at Hatboro-Horsham High School. She earned national notoriety as a junior last spring, when she appeared on ESPN RISE’s Watch List, and also claimed U.S. Lacrosse High School All-Academic Team honors this season. A defender for Upper Dublin High School, DeVincent earned third-team All-Suburban One American Conference honors after her team won its fourth consecutive league title and reached the Pennsylvania state tournament for the first time.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 7:57 AM PST reply actions  

If only there were people here who knew anything at all about lacrosse!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I know enough to know...

…it’s a good thing that the recruits are from the east, where they, you know, play lacrosse.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I know this as well. Though both are getting much more popular out here, some high schools even send one or two kids per year back east for scholarships

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

*Though both men’s and women’s lacrosse

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You can start reserving your seats now:

BERKELEY – With a 7-5 overall record, including last Friday’s 47-38 shootout victory at Arizona State to give Cal three wins in its past four games, the Golden Bears have become a hot commodity among the Pac-12’s bowl representatives as they prepare for their eighth postseason invitation in the last nine years.

All Golden Bear football season-ticket holders and Bear Backers at the $100 donor level and above (gifts received 7/1/10 – 6/30/11) have the opportunity to reserve their seats for Cal’s upcoming bowl game ahead of sales to the general public through a special website: CalBears.com/bowl. Although specific bowl-game destinations will most likely not be made until Sunday, Dec. 4, Cal remains in the hunt for six different postseason contests with conference tie-ins:

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 7:57 AM PST reply actions  

With the comedy that is Fucla...

…the Golden Bears have become a hot commodity :D

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you think this means they are going to make a movie out of the DBD?

I call Ryan Gosling to play me!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking more of Justin Timberlake to play you.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I was picturing Will Ferrell, but I’ve never met Twist IRL.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 29, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s just your bad fortune.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

is he cute like the PedoBear?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 29, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

PedoBear is just a babysitter with an unfortunate rep

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

….

PedoBear is Penn State

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist could only be played by Penn Badgley.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

James Franco.

BOOM.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. Good point. Who else?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

the guy from Man vs. Food, except thinner

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

LeVar Burton, but younger and white and a differently shaped head.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Michael Chiklis! Or, Paul F. Tompkins.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

HA!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

might just be the hair but cmon

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I see it.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still with Levar

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But we don’t have to take your word for it?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ty

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the face too

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

that looks delicious!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Voodoo Donuts ftw.

Didn’t know he went there. I’m going to have to track down that episode…

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait until my blogging exposee “Inside” comes out!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit. Thats WAY too big

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Duuuuuuuude.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Not to Twist.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I was think more Penn Jillette.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We hung out with Gosling’s sister one crazy eve in Sandy Monica / Malibu. Nothing like that tho; just us and our more crazier friend “in the industry” and Val Kilmer’s (cute) PA and a 50’s convertible with headlights that kept going out. Val Kilmer’s PA was glad that we didn’t just talk about Ryan the whole night; We were like who’s Ryan and why would we talk about him?

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

How much blow did you guys go through that night?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The night was more of a pointless indie flick than a mainstream blockbuster.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummer.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

so generally boring and uneventful?

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If tooling around PCH in a ‘59 Mercury Park Lane with hot ladies and intermittent headlight issues is boring and uneventful then we don’t want to be interesting and eventful.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

so not an pointless indie flick night then…

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

We laughed, we got scared, in the end we went our separate ways but we learned a lot that night. Isn’t that every pointless indie flick ever?

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds like that shitty Julie Delpy/Ethan Hawke movie Before Sunrise. I don’t think I’ve ever been so bored in my life. I kept wanting to scream “WHY DONY YOU JUST FUCK ALREADY!?!?!” but it never happened. Or maybe it did and I had fallen asleep by then.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked those movies.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I particularly liked “Before Sunset.”

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the first one? If so I agree.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

A young man and woman meet on a train in Europe, and wind up spending one romantic evening together in Vienna. Unfortunately, both know that this will probably be their only night together.

Blah!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Before Sunrise is the Vienna one. Before Sunset is the Paris one.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. sec119 liked both of those movies and may even own copies of them.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I must be crazy then

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

haha c’mon that movie was cute

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually barely remember it, I just remember them discussing random shit and making me drowsy.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i want edward james olmos to play me.

he’s way prettier.

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by Rocksanddirt on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

More Bowl Game info:


With the regular season now complete and the Bears owning a 7-5 overall record, we want to give you important information regarding bowl tickets. Although it is premature to present you with all the specifics, please take note of the following plan leading to a potential bowl appearance.

TIMELINE

Tuesday, November 29 at 9am PST – All donors at the $100 and above giving level (gifts received 7/1/10 – 6/30/11) as well as all 2011 Cal football season ticket holders can log onto www.CalBears.com/bowl to request bowl game tickets. The website will detail how many tickets you may request for the bowl games in which the Bears may be playing. Special ticket priority is assigned to all donors at the $2100 and above giving level.
Sunday, December 4 – The Bears will find out if they are selected to play in the Valero Alamo Bowl, Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl, Hyundai Sun Bowl, Maaco Bowl Las Vegas Bowl, Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl or New Mexico Bowl.
Tuesday, December 6 at 11:59pm PST – Bowl ticket requests must be submitted online to receive priority.
General Public Ticket Sales – The on-sale date for the general public will be announced at a later date. To join the wait list, click here.
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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

I’d buy that for a dollar.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I just got an email from Cal with a code telling me to buy bowl tickets… but how can I without knowing which bowl to go to!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

why do you hat cal?

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You indicate which Bowl you will go, they only charge you for the bowl Cal does attend – it’s no risk, man.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah that makes more sense. I might look into that then.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WELCOME TO MEMORIAL STADIUM

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

HERE, HAVE A SEAT

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal gets defensive player of the year. Furd gets offensive player and coach of the year. Oregon and USC both get shut out.

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Irony

We got the defensive POTY but we didn’t have a single defensive player of the week during the season.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

that is what we call the tortoise and hare parable.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What is the committee’s ruling on this? I don’t think it’s technically irony.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s somewhat ironic. I’ll allow.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no spoon.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

is there at least a knife?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Budget cuts, bro.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

With said knife? How ironic!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny

Because both teams won their divisions.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

something about whole being greater than sum of the parts?

i’m on a parable role today!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we still talking about the AVN convention?

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, but only one is champion of their division.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Tedford Teleconference quotes:

(BERKELEY) – Cal head coach Jeff Tedford addressed a group of media during a teleconference call on Monday to talk about a Cal (7-5, 4-5 Pac-12) squad that is bowl eligible for the eighth time in the last nine seasons. The Bears will find out the 2011 bowl they will be playing in and their opponent when bowl selections are made on Sunday, Dec. 4. For more information on Cal’s bowl prospects, visit CalBears.com.

Following are selected comments of what Tedford had to say.

On Mychal Kendricks being named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Year
“I think that’s a great honor for Mychal. He has worked very hard over the years and been the backbone of our defense. He’s made a lot of plays for us. I think Mychal would be the first to admit that he couldn’t have done it without his teammates to help put him in the position to do the things that he has done. He’s worked very hard, and he’s obviously a guy who people have recognized as someone who you have to pay attention to as you game plan. I’m very proud of how Mychal has grown and developed. I’m happy for him to be recognized with that honor.”

On the increased value of Kendricks’ importance to the defense with the injuries suffered to different Bears on defense this season
“The most important thing is that D.J. Holt was in there from the first snap to the last snap because I think Mychal would tell you that D.J. as far as his partner inside, really helps him with communication and they play very well together and feed off of one another.”

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

These Monday games are throwing me off. I didn’t even realize there was a game until it was half over.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You can find this information by consulting California Golden Blogs.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

And where would I find this “California Golden Bog”?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re sinking into it at this very moment.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

“soaking in it”?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That has got to be in the top 10 of stupidest commercials ever.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet, it was an ad campaign for years!

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Causing millions of manicurists to soak their customers’ hands in dishwashing liquid!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I wondered why CGB Castle keeps sinking into the swamp…

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

one day lad….all this will be yours….

what the curtains?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But I just want to…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP IT

No singing! No singing at all!

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

On the uniforms last night, “McNeese” looked a lot like “McCheese”.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

And I thought I was the only one who thought that…

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

was anyone on here there? Did Monty do any stomping in the first half? Did his face get tomato red?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Did his face get tomato red?

Does the Pope shit the woods?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

wiping your ass with cloth of gold is brutal on your sphincter. No wonder Pope Dieter always has a sour look on his face

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

gosh, that’s not quite what I was asking.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Berkeley to host MWP NCAA Tourney, but Cal not involved sadly:



The NCAA Men’s Water Polo Committee announced tonight (Sunday, Nov. 27) the four teams – UCLA, USC, Princeton and UC San Diego – participating in the 2011 National Collegiate Men’s Water Polo Championship. This year’s championship, hosted by the University of California, will be held Dec. 3-4, at Spieker Aquatics Complex.
In the first contest, USC (22-3) will play Princeton (21-9). The second match will have UCLA (23-4) versus UC San Diego (17-9). Game times are 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. Pacific time respectively on Saturday, Dec. 3. The third-place game will be played at 1 p.m. Pacific time, Sunday, Dec. 4, with the championship game at 3 p.m. Pacific time. All four national championship matches will be streamed live on www.NCAA.com.

Conferences receiving automatic qualification included the: Collegiate Water Polo Association (Princeton), Mountain Pacific Sports Federation (UCLA) and the Western Water Polo Association (UC San Diego). The remaining team (USC) was selected at-large without geographical restrictions.

In 2010, USC defeated Cal, 12-10 in overtime, to capture its sixth national championship title and third NCAA championship in a row. The last time the Golden Bears won the NCAA Men’s Water Polo Championship was 2007 when they defeated USC, 8-6, in the national title match. Cal also captured the 2006 NCAA title with a 7-6 win over the Trojans. The Bears own an NCAA-record 13 national men’s water polo titles.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

WEll, htat kind of sucks.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

why would you want a sad Cal team involved?

Or did you mean it’s sad that a Cal team is not involved?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The latter

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Q+A with women’s swimming senior:

BERKELEY – CalBears.com chatted with senior Katherine Raatz before second-ranked California heads to Athens, Ga., for the Dec. 2-4 Georgia Fall Invitational. A transfer from Arizona, the freestyler reached her first NCAA Championships and won her first national title last March in her first full season with the Golden Bears.

CalBears.com: How is your senior season going?
Katherine Raatz: It’s going really well. I think we have a great freshman class that came in. They’re on board with everything that we’ve been practicing and working on. I’m looking forward to seeing what we can do as a team as the season continues on. Our team has elevated and risen to the occasion so many times; because of that we’re more confident about where we’re at in the season.

CalBears.com: Last season, your first year swimming as a Golden Bear, you reached the NCAA Championships for the first time and of course won the team championship with the Bears. What was that experience like?
KR: It just brings joy to me. We definitely deserved it. As for being part of the Cal team, I know how hard this team works – in and out of the water. I am able to trust my teammates with anything, and they know they can trust me with anything. To say that about a teammate is something I know not a lot of other people on other teams can say. It says a lot about how this team functions and how we hold each other accountable for our actions and how we would do anything for each other.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

VBall heads to Malibu for big games:

Thursday, Dec. 1
5 p.m. PT – Match One: Cal vs. North Carolina
Firestone Fieldhouse – Malibu, Calif.
NCAA Tournament – First Round
7:30 p.m. PT – Match Two: No. 15 Pepperdine vs. Missouri State
Firestone Fieldhouse – Malibu, Calif.
NCAA Tournament – First Round
Friday, Dec. 2
7 p.m. PT – Winner Match One vs. Winner Match Two
Firestone Fieldhouse – Malibu, Calif.
NCAA Tournament – Second Round
BERKELEY – The California volleyball team has stamped its ticket to the NCAA Tournament with an at-large bid to the Big Dance – marking a school record 10th consecutive postseason appearance under head coach Rich Feller. The Golden Bears will travel to Malibu, Calif., to take on North Carolina.

“I’m very thrilled to be making our 10th trip to the NCAA Tournament,” Feller said. “You can say what you want about the bracket, but I could not be more pleased. We get to stay in our region, bus down to Malibu and be very comfortable.”

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

NinersNation talks D v. Ravens:

Last week we kicked off a new sponsorship deal in which we take a look at the top five defensive plays from the previous week’s game and have you guys vote on the top play. While I could probably find five solid defensive plays every single week, that could get a little bit dry. Instead, each week we’ll try something a little bit different. Some weeks we might take a look at five plays from a single player. Other weeks we might look at the five biggest mistakes of the week if they are particularly pertinent.

For this week, I looked up the plays that resulted in a stop on third down. The Ravens failed to convert on eight of their 15 third downs with the eighth coming in the victory formation. Those plays resulted in three field goals, including the one that just about iced the game at 16-6.



Here are the third down plays in order from the start of the game. These are just my quick notes from re-watching the game:

1. 3rd and 10 at SF 20 (10:33, 1st): Ahmad Brooks forces Flacco to his right, grabs him from beyond as Flacco throws short and incomplete in throwing it away

2. 3rd and 2 at Bal 18 (6:54, 1st): Over thrown pass – receiver ran into Ahmad Brooks and couldn’t get turned in time

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

Silver And Black Pride talks defensive leadershiP:



The Jaguars have just fired their Head Coach, Jack Del Rio. Despite having and maintaining very solid Defenses in Jacksonville over the past eight seasons, Del Rio’s offenses have struggled recently.

Despite it’s 3-8 record, Jacksonville’s Defense is the 4th toughest in the NFL. Compare that to the Raiders now ranked 27th.

The Raiders really need to move on Jack Del Rio as their DC. There’s no question in my mind his leadership and defensive intelligence would take our Defense up several notches. Moreover, the simplicity of our system could be absorbed in short order. Our Defense needs strong leadership, Richard Seymour cannot do it by himself. A strong unifying voice is needed in what Hue Jackson has delegated away – the management of the D – which is in dire need of a strong leader.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

Raiders are so hawt for $C guys in their coaching staff, it kind of irks me

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Not me!

Poach the Trojans, let our good coaches stay in Berkeley.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s true I guess, and I don’t complain if they are good coaches

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

we can count hue as a cal guy.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharks lose to Kings:



You have to love how the Sharks finished tonight’s game, controlling the play and throwing everything they had at Kings netminder Jonathan Quick.

But you have to wonder just when the Sharks slothful starts are going to subside, as games like these show why a 60 minute effort is the only recipe that can cook up a culinary creation that tastes like a win when you’re sharing the table with an excellent goaltender and a team committed to clearing out the front of the net.

San Jose fell to Los Angeles tonight as the Kings got goals from Mike Richards and Ethan Moreau in their 2-0 victory. Jonathan Quick made 33 saves in the game, posting his NHL-leading fourth shutout of the season.

The first period was a physical affair on one side of the ledger, as the Kings came out in the opening minutes and proceeded to get down to basics— get pucks deep, work the puck up to their defenseman, and let their talented blueline core bomb away as the forwards crashed the net. San Jose did a good job of keeping the Kings and their chances to the periphery for the majority of the period, but it didn’t matter much as Los Angeles would put one past Niemi from a low-chance scoring area.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

jonathan quick’s a good netminder.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

would be annoyed but was busy winning my league’s championship game last night.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

is cbkwit on your team?

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

alas I am not as cool as CBKWIT and stick to roller hockey.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey! Congrats!

So, do you skate for the Bay Area Bombers or the ShEvil Dead?

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

nope, they’d kick my ass and do it with a smile.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I rent a building as practice space for the BAD girls.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

On Sportscenter this morning Matt Millen ordained the Urban Meyer era at Ohio State. Said they should be undefeated going into conference next year. Bears will have something to say about that.

by dcblue on Nov 29, 2011 8:04 AM PST reply actions  

Eras usually last longer

Over under on how long it takes before CUM leaves for the NFL or “to spend time with his family” again?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Let us never use that acronym again.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I got it from you guys

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I stole it from BruinsNation. I had no particular view on the matter, but if it makes Rishi use his condescending dots move, I’m all in!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU OK?!?!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I had a royal flush.

I now get all your assets.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Must have confused us with the 3 non-bowl eligible teams on their non-conference schedule.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Guess we can add bball back to the rotation. SilverScreenAndROll:

The Amnesty Clause

As we noted yesterday, the Lakers are interested in Baron Davis and Rashard Lewis, two likely recipients of the amnesty clause, which allows a team to waive a player and exclude their salary from their cap and all luxury tax calculations. New developments, however, have thrown a small wrinkle in how that might actually go down. From the text of the agreement:

A modified waiver process will be utilized for players waived pursuant to the Amnesty rule, under which teams with Room under the Cap can submit competing offers to assume some but not all of the player’s remaining contract. If a player’s contract is claimed in this manner, the remaining portion of the player’s salary will continue to be paid by the team that waived him.

Yikes. So the Lakers’ potential interest in any amnesty candidates can be railroaded by a team below the cap offering a token bid on those players, from which they would pay that player that salary for the length of the player’s previous deal. For instance, if Baron Davis becomes an amnesty candidate, then team A, which is under the cap, can bid $3 million — assuming that team has enough space under the cap — and pay Baron that salary for each of the two remaining years of his contract while the Cavaliers would continue to pay Baron his original contract minus the amount of team A’s bid. Moreover, if a team B wanted Baron, they could offer $4 million and would win the bidding.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:06 AM PST reply actions  

WHO CAN STOP US FROM THE PEDOBEAR INVASION:

In this report from New Mexico’s KRQE, spokesperson Lynn Southard offers a stern warning to the public: “The bear is cute,” she concedes, pausing a moment to resist PB’s button-eyed adorableness. “The bear is cute. Buuuut — that is what the pedophiles are using to identify each other.”

Pedobear bumper stickers, window decals, lunchboxes, Trapper Keepers, you name it — all of them offer Pedobear sympathizers a simple yet effective way to keep in touch, Southard says.

Two Pedobear stickers were spotted on cars in Albuquerque this month. One was on the rear window of a Jeep near the University of New Mexico…Members of the Attorney General’s office say these accounts are the first time the bear has popped up in the state.

Online the bear is placed in children’s games and unprotected kid-friendly websites. Predators use it to lure kids to their websites and initiate inappropriate contact. Pedophiles have also been known to buy costumes of the bear and wear them to get close to kids.

There’s one catch: Since it’s perfectly legal to display a Pedobear sticker, there’s actually not a whole lot the Attorney General can do. They strongly suggest, however, that if you spot Pedobear in the real world, to “use caution with whatever situation you’re in or the people involved.”

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

I think the other photo, actually. wow.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The other photo, which I dont want to place here, bc it does have a naked girl in it, so even though its not salacious at all, its prolly best to keep it there. But ya, that photo is amazing

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

On so many levels! Actually someone in the thread atoms’d its amazingness.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

wait

not onion?

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of a case in Wisconsin

Three 6 y.o. kids are found playing doctor (one girl, her brother and another male kid).

The siblings are related to rich people so they charge the other kid with sexual assault. He has to register for the sex offender’s list when he turns 18 (12 years from now!). Parents sue the DA. Judge issues gag order to the parents.

WTF

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

….Why did it remind you of that?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Because the blockquote had some dumb person saying that the pedobear image is an identifier for pedophiles when it’s just a joke on the interwebz.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Saw that. Seems like a reidiculous case.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

UC Regents approve lower sproul renovation:

The renovation of Lower Sproul Plaza overcame a major hurdle Monday when, in minutes, the UC Board of Regents approved the project as well as the hundreds of millions of dollars of debt that will come with it.

The board’s Committee on Grounds and Buildings approved the $193 million project, along with two other action items, in a single vote. The other items included approval of the 2012-13 budget for state capital improvements, certification of the environmental impact report and approval of an amendment to the 2005 Long Range Development Plan for UC Riverside.

No discussion was held on any of the action items, and the meeting adjourned minutes after it had initially been called to session around 12:30 p.m. More time was spent on coordinating all of the regents in the teleconference than on the actual meeting.

Along with the $193 million budget, the campus will use another $30 million to do additional, yet-to-be determined projects, for which the campus will not need the regents’ approval.

But the total of $223 million is just a fragment of the project’s true cost; it will end up costing UC Berkeley approximately $750 million over four decades.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:16 AM PST reply actions  

But the total of $223 million is just a fragment of the project’s true cost; it will end up costing UC Berkeley approximately $750 million over four decades.

This doesn’t sound promising.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

its debt load just like buying a house. The cost is x but you end up paying 3x because of all the interest.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

What is the renovation going ot do?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re going to put in an In-N-Out.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

sweet. no more driving to pinole.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

..I’m sorry I did this.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re sorry you did In-N-Out? I’d be sorrier if I did Five Guys. Eh heh heh.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Is “eh heh heh” how old people type “lol”?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh heh heh is how I pretend to be a creepy old man.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Someone’s spent too much time hanging out with CALumbus Bear.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Impossible!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Just because he was a 12-year-old boy first doesn’t mean I’m not a 12-year-old boy NOW!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell us on the doll where he touched you.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the inanity you bring to the DBD.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s younger than you are!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I thought you were older than I am?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m younger than GoldBlooded.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this just got tricky.

AHA! Rishi, YOU are the old one!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, damnit., I hate being old

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d tell you what’s good about being old, but it’s time for my metamucil and nap.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I also like naps!

AM I OLD:?!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. You just wake up at 4am to work.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

NAP, THEN RAGE

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

AWKWARD

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t imagine why any young people would live in Ohio!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear that action has moved to Oakland.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t… or wasn’t?? :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, please finally fix up that decrepit space.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I question whether spending 3/4 of a bil on space renovation is entirely worth it, currently…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking this too. On the one hand, I am glad they are still investing in the physical plant. On the other, could this wait five or ten years to see if a better situation evolves in which to make such an investment?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. And I mean, Lower Sproul definitely isn’t the prettiest place on campus, but it’s not exactly Mogadishu, either. Not seeing the real “need” here.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

is this an earthquake retrofit? the article mentions safety…

improve the safety and sustainability of Eshleman Hall, the Martin Luther King Jr. Student Union building and the Cesar Chavez Student Center.

what are they actually doing?

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose then it would be justified…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

you have to think it would almost be cheaper (and aesthetically better) to tear down and build new.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Eshlemann is ugly.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

So is Tolman.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as ugly as Wurster!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t insult the location :(

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I just always found it ironic.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. Or else it’s an object lesson in what not to do.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

“this is what happens when you fuck up, so don’t.”

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

SO IS YOUR FACE

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I immediately regret this post

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

YOUR FACE IS AN EDIT FUNCTION

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

i wish! you think i would keep this face is i could edit it?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

or if i could, as the case may be

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously. WTF, $193 million. While they’re hiking tuition.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact:

They recently renovated the cement blocks sproul plaza. The university task-team specifically chose a size which was too big to throw, in the event of a riot, if a cement block ever came loose from the ground.

I feel like this is not a common concern in most universities.

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by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, the new paint jobs will be using colored pencil.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sproul will be populated entirely by squiggles.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate when squiggles protest :(

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

but when the Wiggles protest its great family fun!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s very sad, though, when the giggles protest.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not exactly Mogadishu, either.

You clearly haven’t been there for Occupy Berkeley…

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, this is like two more Memorial stadiums!

by iVinshe on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what???

What are they building that is going to cost $193 MILLION??? That’s a mindboggling amount of money just to renovate lower sproul.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

A freedom monument

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

you can read through it here

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Monday Post-Lockout Links: Golden State Warriors' Reactions To The End Of The NBA Lockout

WARRIORS

The NBA lockout is over.

Thus, all is right in the universe. Sort of. Well actually, not really yet.

•Marcus Thompson II of the San Jose Mercury News notes that the owners and players still need to vote on the proposed deal in addition to summarizing its terms, including some interesting information on the proposed amnesty clause: “…multiple sources confirmed that Golden State has no intention of getting rid of (Andris) Biedrins through the amnesty provision.” Read more >>>

•SB Nation’s Tom Ziller takes a closer look at that amnesty clause, highlighting an interesting wrinkle in it: teams bidding for taking on part of a player’s salary with the original team paying the rest. That could make for some interesting decision-making. Read more >>>

•Ziller also takes stock of 20 questions about the new deal that will need to answered A.S.A.P. Most importantly is the matter of whether owners will even vote for this deal after so much wrangling, though he provides reason for optimism. Ultimately what those questions highlight that we should “not kid ourselves: the NBA isn’t permanently out of the woods.” Read more >>>

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:21 AM PST reply actions  

Rudolph is prolly my favorite

My kids love it, so I watch it often during the holiday season. And the story makes me laugh — Santa, et al. are so noseist!

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why CBS plays it so early though. It’s not even December and they’re already going to air it.

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ll re-air it later, don’t trip.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

lol, it’s been awhile since I’ve heard “don’t trip.”

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad you got over your awkward clumsiness

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Rudolph and the Grinch are my two favorites.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Grinch #1 for me – also holds up as an adult. #2 Charlie Brown Christmas.

So DC, will you review the Grinch after you watch it with your daughters? (PS you’re a lucky man).

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I had completely forgotten about that! Going to netflix to make arrangements now.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s got Boris Karloff as the narrator. You can’t get any better than that!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s now at the front of the queue.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It has Chuck Jones as lead animator, so yes, you can do better then that. (although Boris does a great job).

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite as well.

I loved watching this as a kid.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They finally listened to my fanmail!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m rec’d this comment because it made me laugh.

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Total pringle.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Men's Fashion (Z) - Help me put together an emergency package

Yes, I’m playing hard and fast with the definition of “emergency”.

But I’m thinking of keeping a couple spares in one neat box under my desk at work in case I forget anything important or spend the night out and don’t make it home or something.

So I’m thinking of the following:

One changes of clothes (the staples)
One white shirt
One white pocket square
One straight black tie
One set: tie, pocket square, cufflinks

Anything I’m forgetting? I already have contact solution, cologne, and a toothbrush at my desk.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:37 AM PST reply actions  

If Mad Men has taught me anything, beside the fact that sexism and alcoholism are ok in the workplace, it’s that you’ll need more shirts than anything else. Those are the true basics.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

So keep two white shirts?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d think that is more important than the others.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I’ll find two of my back-up white shirts and store them in the box.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

disposable razor & aftershave? comb? Does your office have a shower.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, that’s a good idea. I have small sample bottles of aftershave and probably have a disposable razer somewhere; though can you use that without shaving cream?

Office does not have a shower, but my gym is two minutes away and I can shower there (I also get towel service there and have a small lock in my drawer that I can use for the lockers)

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You can get travel sized shaving cream canisters at the CVS or whatever the local drugstore is. If you’re looking for something a little more upmarket, I’m sure most companies that sell fancier shaving products have something that is small.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

In general, I can get away with stubble in the office if I want to. I haven’t shaved for two days now (nicked myself last shave, so I’m waiting for that cut to heal before I shave again), so it’s not a super huge worry, but it’s a good thing to have.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t shaved for two days now

Jesus, you should apply to be a shirtless boy whore at whatever store in the mall has shirtless boy whore’s in the entrance. If I don’t shave for 2 days, I look like Mel Gibson after a 2 week bender.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Once a week...

…whether I need it or not.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a little stubbly, but nothing too terrible.

It would take me a while to grow a beard if I tried to.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This. So this. And, have you noticed, that if you shave every day your blade actually last longer?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I shave every day

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

you’ve looked decidedly unshaven the two times i have seen you

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen you on weekends. I shave every weekday. Also, on saturday, I hadnt worked in a while bc of the holiday

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s weird because you looked very different on Saturday than when i saw you at the Utah game…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, for one, I wasnt wearing a bear head

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL!!! you know what, i forgot that… i just laughed again… i knew there was something different.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist is the bamboo forrest of facial and chest hair

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

More like the kudzu, don’t you think?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to keep a suit, white shirt, three ties, an undershirt, a pair of dress socks, a pair of dress shoes, and a belt at the office. But I had a closet to keep them in — didn’t need to stash them under a desk.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, aren’t you fancy?!

I figure in all likelihood, if I were in this “emergency” situation, I’d most likely already have a suit on from the night before, so the suit and shoes and belt are covered.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

whoa, OB makes a good point, do you have a closet?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

No closet. My bosses keep blazers on the coat rack just in case they have a meeting.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

My type of “emergency” was different. The reason I kept the suit in the office was for Fridays when I went casual and some emergency (like a court appearance) came up where I’d need to suit up. That happened once in nine years.

I did use the emergency white shirt and one of the emergency ties when I spilled coffee on myself at the office. That happened to me once for the shirt and at least twice I can remember with ties.

I used the emergency belt a few times when I forgot to bring a belt with me to the gym. (My routine was to work out, shower, dress ,and go straight to work.) Amazing how often I’d forget to bring a belt.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I did use the emergency white shirt and one of the emergency ties when I spilled coffee on myself at the office.

Sadly, this is 100% of the reason that I would need an emergency suit, since there is zero chance I would be rolling in from some hottie’s house after an unexpected night of passion.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Odd. The belt is the thing I forgot most frequently during those sleep-deprived w/ a newborn days.

Then there was the time I was walking at lunch, and forgot to change shoes when I went back to the office.

And, forgot to shave a few times.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

“emergency belt?” like you’re walking along, and ALL OF A SUDDEN YOUR PANTS ARE A LITTLE LOOSE.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I did use the emergency white shirt and one of the emergency ties when I spilled coffee on myself at the office.

Ah, I forgot about this possibility. I should also keep a Tide Pen at my desk!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard they built a special wooden locker for Steve Chiu to stow his stuff when he was at the Lawrence Labs. He’d change after a bike ride up the hill, though, not for a fancy occasion.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

*Steve Chu

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oops

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep a pair of coveralls

and a hideous sportcoat at the office.

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by Rocksanddirt on Nov 29, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

How about an extra bottle of wine and/or chocolate?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

There you go.

I used to keep a spare dress shirt and pants at the office. Plus, an old electric razor. Haven’t used them in 10+ years…In fact, they probably don’t fit me anymore. But, we do have a bottle of tequila on a shelf somewhere.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

…top shelf?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Just some Jose Cuervo. We used to have margaritas during office parties.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm worried chocolate will melt :(

Wine, though, may not be a bad idea. I can keep an okay bottle of red wine in the box and hope it doesn’t spill.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Very low chance of this, unless your office experiences extreme heat waves.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you think happens when he takes his shirt off?

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, behind me… there is no wall. It’s all windows. And I face the ballpark.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

little tip...

Always have your dry cleaner “fold and box” some shirts for you. That way those shirts are always ready to be back and when you arrive at your destination they don’t need to be ironed! The fold creases actually fall out fairly quickly.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

This

I keep a few white shirts in my work cabinets that have been boxed.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

GOD i hate not editing.. i mean to say they’re always ready to be PACKED

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, not a bad plan.

Well, except that I’m my own dry cleaner, so I’d have to fold them.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to do this too. God I’m glad I’ve outsourced that.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe once I’m a fancy big city lawyer like you…

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

wait a second, you wash your own dress shirts??? really now (i wanted to say seriously there but am trying to wean myself off that), you need to stop that. Have your dress shirts laundered. It’s not a lot of money, and your time is worth way more than what you would pay.

Although the image of Rishi ironing at home is sort of funny ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I do all my laundering, ironing, etc. It’s therapeutic in a way.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

i get that. just not with dress shirts. I also like cleaning… though I am not one of those people who insists on cleaning before the maid comes over. That i never get… but i get great satisfaction out of a well vacuumed carpet!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I never understood why mrs. golden would clean before the housekeeper came over. Finally, I convinced her that is what we are paying for. But she continued to pick up, wipe down, dust, sweep, etc., every time.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

i have friends who do that. It’s like, STOP IT!!! I love the night before the maid comes over not having to do the dishes… i often though would strip the bed… i don’t know why, nothing embarrassing there, just always thought it was my way of moving the process along.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

We do the easy stuff before the help arrives, tidy up a bit too, because then the help will be stuck with just the nasty stuff to do.

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by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This. I am more than happy to arrange magazines into neat little stacks. I want someone else to wipe down the baseboards.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i don’t do the dishes either. the only problem with this is the dishes end up in cabinets i least expect them later on.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that is SO aggravating when you can’t find something the maid puts away.

#firstworldproblems

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We have this problem at Thanksgiving

Some family members actually help with cleaning up after dinner. It’s a big help after all of the work that I and Mrs FiatSlug go through in preparation for the Big Day.

But the downside to that has been finding stuff in places we don’t expect in the days following. Solution: Clean utensils and other things not easily placed in their usual spot were placed on a counter for proper placement later by me and Mrs FiatSlug.

It’s much easier to do it this way and saves time hunting for stuff.

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Kod does that too.

We used to do all the cleaning together each weekend. Once we had the 2nd kid, it got to be a bit tough. So, she asked if we could try a service. I thought it would be less stressful for her. Instead, she now goes into a frenzy mode the night before and the morning of. I just stay out of the way.

#firstworldproblems

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It just doesn’t make sense (and yes I realize we’re talking about women here… oh no he didn’t!).

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

are those the same as ladies?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm…I don’t know that my place merits a service, but I would certainly like to have a roomba or robotic duster. Anyone have any recommendatins?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

We had a roomba when we had wall to wall carpet. Now it just sits there collecting dust since we moved to a place with hardwood floors. Scares the crap out of the cats.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Roomba is great for a square carpeted room with few obstacles…I usually let mine go in the den and come back to find it under the couch or something.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish that was my roomba. Sadly, my music isn’t allowed to be played in the house.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

? why?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The mrs is not a fan of loud angry music.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you listen to?

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly punk, hard rock, metal and underground hip-hop.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

She needs to learn to share. A man needs his music.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The car. That’s my domain. I drive us everywhere so she has to put up with it there.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, I have a similar situation. Well, my tastes and Ms. Atoms’ tastes have significant overlap, but it’s more that I tend to like most of the things she likes, and she doesn’t always like the things I like. So, I guess my circle of the musical venn is larger than hers.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the same problem!

Wait, no I don’t.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of something like this, since we have hardwood floors and all we need is a robotic duster. Roombas take up way more power since they have to generate vacuum.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought I saw an America’s Test Kitchen special that compared the Roomba to the Itouchless. The Roomba was the better product, though I don’t recall why.

My parents have one and like it a lot. They call theirs, “SCV.”

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This sounds familiar … oh gawd, we’ve had this discussion before on the DBD, multiple times. It’s too early for reruns :(

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Another cat owner!!!!!

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Roombas do fine on hardwood. Why do you no longer use him?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Roombas are male?

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Not after golden oso totally emasculates it!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU TELL THE STORY!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It gets stuck a lot under the dining room table and behind the TV console and under the bed in our second bedroom. Annoying, really.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

DJ ROOMBA!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT'S HOT, DJ ROOMBA

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the one I was looking for!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Gangsta-gang-gangsta

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

gangsta-gay-gangsta

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE CATS

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll buy it off you. Might entertain the toddler.

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by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I know someone who used to put the toddler’s favorite doll in the back of a remote controlled truck. Then, drive it around letting the toddler chase it while catching a break on a comfy chair.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

someone sounds like a genius.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don’t catch any more breaks, your body could use a rest.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That man deserves a Nobel Prize.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Same dude allegedly put a toy on the end of his fishing line so that he could practice flipping and pitching the toy all over the room while still babysitting. I miss that guy sometimes.

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by Kodiak on Nov 30, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Hate Laundry...

…but love to vacuum after we got a Dyson Animal Ball. That thing is incredible.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

vacuuming is sooooo satisfying in an instant gratification kind of way.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems like a loss of man-card penalty is in order gratification achieved via vacuum.

by SierraBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

did i mentioned the attachments?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Some good knobs and hoses?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What about loving to do fold laundry? Do I lose man-card for that?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Folding towels… love it… fold them in half, then in half again, then thirds… left side, then right side… then flip over… and you have one beautifully folded towel… so awesome… so exquisite… you’ll have to excuse me for a moment…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You sound like you love towels. How many categories of towels do you have?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

well there’s every day use, fancy, guest, fancy guest…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Unbelievable. Twelve is correct.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

makes me laugh every time.

BIG FAT GOALIE!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Space cowboy!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Weekend At Bernie’s!

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

(look of shame, we left you out. sorry!!! )

Dangerous Liaisons my ass…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe i posted a thanksgiving DBD and didn’t ask where dutch people come from.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I know it’s not the Netherlands. That’s just the make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re not even Dutch! They’re Germans!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Germans?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The guys that bombed Pearl Harbor?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Forget it, he’s rolling.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pennsylvania Dutch refers to immigrants and their descendants from southwestern Germany and Switzerland who settled in Pennsylvania in the 17th and 18th centuries. Historically they have spoken the dialect of German known as Pennsylvania Dutch or Pennsylvania German.

The word Dutch is a variant form of “deutsch” and only over time has acquired its distinct English meaning referring to the language and people from the Netherlands that historically was part of the Holy Roman Empire of German Nation and ethnically German.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

blockquote fail

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi and I just laughed.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Some is being deliberately provocative.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of the best episodes of Friends are the Thanksgiving episodes.

TOW The Rumor; TOW Ross Got High ,etc

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s almost not worth dating married guys!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The Highland, the Lowland, and Rotterdam.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget the irish.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Mama Scootinez is looking at you sternly

That’s not how you fold a towel. For a bath towel, fold it in thirds, width wise, then in half lengthwise, then in half again. For the hand towel, fold it in thirds width wise than thirds length wise. Place hand towel inside the last fold of the bath towel. Tuck in washcloth. Put in linen closet. Never deviate from this method or the earth will end or something.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Next time we meet we’re bringing towels and having a towel off. This shit just got serious.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m bringing a bar of soap.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

So crumpling them up in a ball and shoving them in the linen closet is a no go? Seems to work well for my bedsheets.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i know, i hope, you’re just joking… but how would that even be an option?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lots of linen closet space. very few towels and bedsheets.

(yes I’m joking. I know how to fold towels and bedsheets. that being said, folding the later is a pain the butt and I’d rather wash the sheets and put them back on right out of the dryer than fold them)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather wash the sheets and put them back on right out of the dryer than fold them)

This is PERFECTLY acceptable. Matter of fact, I was well into young adult years before I owned two sets of sheets. Now I own too many.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I own 3 sets, but that’s because if my parents come to visit, I need 1 set for sleeping on before they get there, one fresh set for them, and typically don’t have time afterwards to clean immediately, so a 3rd set for that.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you are in fact an adult ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

does that mean i should get an air mattress for such occasions that my parents come to visit that doesn’t deflate overnight?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL I love the imagery of this. And yes. Or get a REALLY comfortable couch.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not the air mattresses fault, fatty

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh

Air mattress’ fault

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

air mattress’s, actually.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, you’re right.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

is it raptor’s fat girlfriends?

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

As I’m only 150 lbs and have outweighed every girl i’ve dated by at least 25lbs, pretty sure that’s not the case.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever, i blame your fat little girlfriends.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I failed to make my point more compelling than his fat little girlfriends.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

150 lbs? More like 150 kgs, fatty

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

you shut your midget mouth!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

lemme just say

Fuck fitted sheets. I don’t bother folding those damn things.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Anything close to a fold for those is good enough for me.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i figured out how to fold them. just fold the “corners” in together. They’ll be a mess, but then just fold the “flatter” parts over and around them. It looks folded. Mission accomplished.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually watched a youtube on this and it seemed to work. Then I forgot.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched that same youtube vid and then tried it. It works.

When I offered to show my wife how its done, she said, “Why? You just volunteered to fold the fitted sheets for-ev-uhr.” (saying “forever” like Squints in The Sandlot).

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

SUCKER!

by the way, that other thread is over 300 now.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

still not worth the effort

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

There will come a time in your life where you don’t use fitted sheets… I know… hard to imagine… but when you get really nice sheets neither are fitted.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

just don't buy hotel luxyr linens.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

such as? you mean from actual hotels? or their catalogs (like Westin does?).

One word for you when it comes to sheets… Frette.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh. I did not need to know this.

/loves nice sheets

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

and you don’t know Frette? Oh my friend… be forewarned your linens budget is about to take a serious hit… a well worth it serious hit.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I just bought a set of these to try because I tend to overheat at night. Nice enough, not sure if they’re worth the price.

We’ve been holding off on new sheets because we’re planning on moving our queen to create a guest bedroom and upgrading to a king sometime next year.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Forgot the link. Sheex. Supposed to be made of the material as those performance training clothes like Under Armour.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta tell you, Under Armour sheets don’t sound so appealing to me ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

well, if anyone’s bed need armor….

(how else do you think he gets all these injuries?)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m looking at their site right now.

No thread count listed. Can I just assume a gazillion?

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

To understand what creates the softest hand, the finest drape, the most lustrous finish, and the world’s most luxurious linens, you must consider more than just thread count, which is a measure of the number of yarns woven into one square inch of fabric. Thread count is important, but it is only one part of the story.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that makes me think of what rishi might say about a business card:

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

sexy

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

no… apparently high thread count is totally marketing BS. once you get above 400 or so it doesn’t matter.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i have 600 thread count sheets

your statement is invalid.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s like sleeping in lotion, amirite?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

we’ve been here before… this may have been one of my first DBDs!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the advertised

What’s the “Actual”?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

601!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was interested in those, let me know how they work out!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

*Sheex that is

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The material feels just like a performance shirt. So, if you don’t like that, then don’t bother.

They put a seam in a really weird place that I don’t like, but it’s not too big a deal.

The sheets also don’t tend to just lie flat. It’s more a clingy feeling. If you’re a really active sleeper, that might bug you.

But, they do feel cooler to the touch. My timing was off. Should have bought them before summer instead of early fall. I liked them enough to keep. Not sure if I like them enough to buy a whole extra set when we get the new bed. I’ll need to try them during some really hot nights first.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll need to try them during some really hot nights first.

HAWT. Also with your sniper reputation, be careful or #3 is on the way!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That word looks like “spanx,” but for sheets.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

“It’s like sleeping in lotion!”

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to overheat at night

SEX-AY!!!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The surgeon told me that the hip injury occurred from “overuse.”

And that’s all I’m sayin’.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I anticipate the day when your daughters discover your online shenanigans.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I am fully prepared to create a new screen name and nuke all of my old comments. (But, hopefully not for a few more years.)

It was embarrassing enough having my mom ask me about a somewhat funny/somewhat profane anti-stanfurd rant I posted after a bball game.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

/drivingrange

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Lies. Golf involves beer so it must be good for you.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

needs more scotch

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

A valid correction. Much to learn have I.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Best thing for hot sleepers: linen sheets. They get sooooooo soft with repeated laundering, and they are very cool. Love mine.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there like some kind of insulating wrap I can encase my gf in? The temperature of her skin runs approximately 870 degrees C by my estimation.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrap her in “spazzy mcgee!”

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

problem not solved!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t one of those astronaut blankets work to keep her heat reflected inward?

Either that, try Victoria’s Secret. Then, neither of you will care.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

She’ll be so happy she got that astronaut blanket for christmas!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Use astronaut ice cream instead, then you can wake up and snack whenever you want!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Use astronaut suits, then you can keep sleeping and relieve yourself whenever you want!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think Victoria’s Secret sells things in Spazzy’s size … ?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought about trying linen off/on. Just never got around to it. All these choices to shop for!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

How do they compare with 10 year old BB&B flannel sheets (green)?

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Need more coupons!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I have about 100 stuffed in a drawer in my kitchen that I can offer you.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I’ll make a quilt out of them!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they not think I’d count that shit?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Chuckles.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, and speaking of which I figured out my new favorite way to entertain myself on long drives: Pandora stand-up comedy channels (The Louis CK channel had me laughing for all of 101N)

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, damnit

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t think I was gonna count that?!~

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that might be the actual line. funny story, I haven’t seen Aziz do this bit, but a friend of a friend does a ridic impersonation of him, and did this entire bit.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

How have you not seen it?!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That will be the time in my life in which I will have a maid.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Mama Scootinez do my laundry if I bring it?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! She won’t even do my laundry, though she’d happily let you use her washer & dryer.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

After you’re done folding, does the bath towel look like a crane?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

it looks flat and on its side.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, there is a lot of heteronormative going on here today.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

until you realize that you really just need to bring in the steam cleaners again.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I wash them and take them out to be pressed.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

If I ever get a grown-up job, someone else might do my laundry. Wait…my parents do my laundry when I go home…?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You know, that is one of life’s small little weird joys… when people who don’t have laundry facilities bring their laundry to your home on a visit. I know it sounds weird, but I think a lot of people will agree with me on that. I don’t know what it is about that, but it’s endearing and I think reminds us of when we were there. I don’t know.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

really? I have an aunt who’s offered that, I guess if it would bring us both joy, I should take advantage of this offer.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I will now start offering to bring my laundry to everyone’s home! It’s my hostess gift.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. I’ll just keep an stash of dirty laundry in my car in case of emergency. “Oh I forgot to bring a bottle of wine, but I brought dirty laundry!”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyLaundry

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I wash them, then hang dry them for a day, then iron them in batches, usually while watching football or tv or something.

I dunno, I wear shirts everyday and I go through one shirt per day, so that’s $35/week.

And this is from a guy who takes lunch from home to save money.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

i launder every 2-3 “wears”

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I would go 3, but usually you can go 2.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

SO RONG

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

One and done.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

At least 2, sometimes more depending on usage, airing-out, etc.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

No. You’re not dry cleaning the shirts, you’re laundering them (a common misunderstanding). Most dry cleaners charge about $2/shirt. If you wear an undershirt, you can usually wear a laundered shirt twice unless you spill something on it.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Then I wear two undershirts!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

you should place tampons under your armpits a la Michael Scott.

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

Wearing a shirt twice is so 99%. The wrinkles and everything. Come on, man.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

um, washing and ironing your shirts is 1%? ;-)

If you launder then, and wear and undershirt they don’t get wrinkled. Unless of course you’re sleeping in them.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you tuck in your shirt? They definitely get some noticeable wrinkles. Even the suppose “wrinkle-free” shirts.

I guess I’m okay ironing an extra few shirts in exchange for wearing fresh shirts. Or maybe someday I’ll get lazy and just start getting my shirts laundered.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

YUCK!!!! to wrinkle free shirts.

Yes, I tuck in my shirts. And keep them tucked in. so those wrinkles never show.

Honestly (again, avoiding “seriously” which I wanted to use), based on the pricing you quoted I think you were confusing dry cleaning with laundering (which by the way, a lot of people do). Try laundering. It’s awesome.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m sure one day I’ll get lazy and start doing that.

For now, though, quite happy with the current arrangement!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate wrinkle free shirts?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Different drape and feel.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sort of a dress shirt snob (shocking, I know).

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you feel about non-iron?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

for a dress shirt? i can’t even imagine.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have some Brooks Brothers non-iron.

I mean, I still iron them ,but they don’t wrinkle as easliy.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

not a BB shirt fan.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally like them. My favourite shirts are obviously the Charles Tyrwhitt and TM Lewin ones that I keep ordering online.

One day, hopefully, I’ll be able to upgrade to Canali and later, Brioni!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi… we discussed this. If you’re going to go Italian we need to get you into Corneliani. They’re the best.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually own two Corneliani shirts, but they’re non-cufflinked and not SUPER impressive

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I l-o-v-e mine.

Hmmm… what would be my order of preferred dress shirts…

I think it would be

Corneliani
Turnbull & Asser
Zegna

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh.

I saw some Turnbull & Asset shirts at Bloomingdales. And their pocket squares and ties and bow ties.

God, that’s beautiful.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretentious Post of the Day (on my part)

I have a few Turnbull and Asser shirts I bought at Harrod’s in London a while back and I still love them. They are just flawless… perfect collars and French cuffs.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

dude you already had your pretentious post of the day

when you talked about your butler unpacking your clothes!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretentious Post of the Day

My boss gets his shirts custom tailored from Turnbull and Asser. Literally, they send one of their licensed tailors out there to measure him and everything.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what that sets him back?

True story… Ronald Reagan… the quintessential western Republican, GO USA!!! all that stuff? Shirts he wore? Turnbull and Asser.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I asked him about it once. He offered to let his tailor measure me for one shirt.

Then he quoted the price.

I then looked at my weekly paycheck.

The former was a sizeable portion of the latter.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You get paid weekly?!?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

As Herb Caen would say...

very weakly.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortnightly, actually, but that just made my post sound awkward.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Fortnightly? Not biweekly?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m more surprised it’s not semi-monthly. That month when you get the third paycheck must be HAPPY TIME!!!

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Those do happen!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I REALLY want a good flat collar (not wing tipped) and non-pleated tuxedo shirt and a good black bowtie. What can I do without, you know, spending $100 per?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

oohh…i like brooks brothers stuff. fits better than most.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You should either just throw your shirts away after using them once, or donate them. Or have your butler go and get them cleaned for you.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

one of my favorite parts of staying at a St Regis hotel is the butler will unpack your bags (and pack them when you’re checking out) and will also press all your garments gratis. LOVE THAT!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

NEAT!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It is neat… though i always put my underwear in one of the laundry bags so they don’t have to… that would just be too weird.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, having money must be nice.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s all in the tipping Rishi, all in the tipping.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I tip well! Bartenders, waiters, cab drivers, my tailor, etc

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You tip your tailor? Do other people here tip their tailors? I must confess, it has never occured to me to do so.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I do this radical thing called paying the agreed upon price. Seems fair to me.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You are not supposed to tip the proprietor unless they go over and above normal to accommodate you. You should only tip people who are employed there.

An occasional gift to the proprietor is acceptable.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This is also what I do.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve googled tipping guidelines before. Absolutely insane.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So you don’t tip waiters?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I like my tailor and he gets my stuff done REALLY quickly. He did my suit for this last wedding I went to in a day, when he had more customers waiting and would have taken a week.

I also do tip my barber.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never tipped my tailor. But, I do tip my barber very generously.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, my takeaway here is that I’m more generous than everyone else!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

…says the guy who just bought a bunch of gifts for himself and nobody else.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t find anything good that day to give to my friends.

I’m still going to get gifts for them.

So, suck it

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If I did you’d just tip me a dollar and pat yourself on the back.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm GQ's style guy says this
Tip your tailor?My friends and I have been arguing about whether or not you’re supposed to tip your tailor. Do you tip yours? And if so, does the amount depend on the work being done?To me, tipping your tailor is a bit like tipping your urologist or your butcher. These people get paid for their work. A bottle of champagne at holiday tipping time for your alterations guy is a nice idea, though; or if he’s a Muslim, like mine, you might want to substitute chocolate.

I might try that. I have 2 suits and a tux that I need to get done soon, so maybe I just won’t pay a tip and give him wine?

Or since he’s my regular tailor, tip him. I’M SO CONFUSED

The though of NOT tipping my tailor just never occured to me.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like i was right! Rishi, just come to be when you have these questions ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I still like my tailor, and he gets things done well and really quickly. I don’t find any fault in giving him an extra buck each time.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Then do it. (see I want to use “seriously” here again). If you feel good doing it and he doesn’t take offense (don’t know why he would) then do it. I just like the idea of paying what he is asking for and then doing something nice during the holidays or something like that. Like I said, if he goes out of his way for yo (as you described) then something extra is definitely in order.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s a nice and classy gesture. I’ll probably give my barber a bottle of wine for Christmas.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And here, DBD subthreads come together… my old dry cleaner in Weho my first year there gave me a bottle of wine for Christmas… Now granted, I gave them a lot of business, but I was really touched by the gesture.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I really, really like my barber. It makes me sad that I haven’t gone to him in a few months now (mainly because the only time I can get it cut from him is Saturday morning and I’m usually busy)

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

do you tip your dry cleaner? or cobbler?

trying to understand where the line is drawn.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I tip my cobbler. For sure.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You have shoes that need cobbling? How mom and pop!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s my plan.

Move into te neighborhood. Establish trust for 20-30 years. Then, steal Jerrys shoes

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

giddyup

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I make sure to tip my blacksmith after he forges horseshoes and carriage wheels for me.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I make sure to tip my footman, as well as my valet, as well as the fellow who distempers the fences in my garden.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Which garden, the one next to Grand Canal or the orangerie?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

the one that runs by my mock obelisk, past the stables and pineapple pit!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, here’s my line:

I do tip my cobbler. It’s essentially one guy working on it and I have a working relationship with him.

My dry cleaner is Purple Tie, where I don’t have that one-on-one relationship. So I don’t tip.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don’t tip the cobbler. He’s my cobbler too and you’re making me look bad. Also, he is the owner (but alas, he is not Victor, who was a lovely old man).

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll tip whomever I damn well please.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the tip?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

BuckeyeBear?

MORE LIKE SHMUCKEYE BEAR!

Spazzy, I await your glowing review.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

10/10!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

We already have an atoms here.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But we don’t have a female atoms.

Do you smell love connection????

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What a love triangle samosa this will turn out to be!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We know it wont be love beef or love pork, that much we know

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, there might still be some porking going on

/atoms

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not an atoms, that’s just a corny joke. Yes, I make those occasionally but that’s not atomsing.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I just posted “/atoms”, which means it’s a post atoms would make.

Which includes stupid, obvious sexual jokes.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Psh, you’re a stupid, obvious sexual joke.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry about Rishi; he’s all talk.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We already have a turkey here.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe I went to sleep and missed the obvious sexual jokes AND samosas.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 30, 2011 5:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s always samosas with this Venn

by LeonPowe on Nov 30, 2011 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sucks to live in ohio

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by Rishi on Nov 30, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Nay

Sucks not to be me.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 30, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

whoa, that must be awkward when he finds the dicey skin mags and inflatable doll you brought with you on the trip.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s all in the tipping, Fire, all in the tipping.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess so

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

But you save $$$ for nice clothes.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my logic. Saving money on lunch and dry cleaning and stuff means more money I can spend on going out and buying nice clothes (and saving, obviously)

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s amazing. You mean you starch and iron them too, right?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Iron, yes.

Starch, no.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

#FirstWorldSolutions

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

According to astronauts the most important thing to change (in order to feel clean) is your underclothes, because cotton soaks up 70-80% of your bodily oils.

… you’re welcome.

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by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, and I’ve just been getting progressively more yellow shirts to wear over this undershirt for years!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s deodorant/anti-perspirant that turns shirts yellow.

What do I know? I started out yellow.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You were born with TB?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

no, jaundice

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This post somehow appeared and was recd already

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I was trying to rec it. Do I fail?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

no, you are awesome. carry on.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Not at all.

Go yellow!

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but my brother did have jaundice. I was just your run-of-the-mill East Asian baby.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean adopted by a Jewish family and now starting in the TV show glee?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s sad to hear :(

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

omg why u hat East Asians???

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

jaundice aint that big of a deal by itself. Fire Starkey Junior had it after he was born. He was a 5 week preemie so had some minor issues. It was odd to see him with his little blindfold on under the blazing 10 billion megawatt light they shined on him though.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohio Bear Jr. had it, too. It was soooo the least of our worries at the time.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh, the baby next to him in that room was born diabetic and weighed like 15 pounds or something and had serious other problems. Poor thing. The NICU is not a place to go and be happy, thats for sure.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister in law works in one and always has sad stories to tell.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Little K had to be wrapped in a UV blanket like a little burrito baby.

I remember sleeping in shifts so that we could hold her for that first couple of weeks.

Not a big deal at all.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s relatively common among Asian babies. Also, thunder and lightning babies.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re afraid of the sun from day 1.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

this is true of thunder and lightning babies as well. Mrs. Fire Starkey calls me “Powder”.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing we found out later is that you can help your chances by giving formula while waiting for the mother’s natural milk to come in. It helps flush out the existing bilirubin.

On Little K, Mrs. Kod was against any formula. For PTB, we supplemented for the first couple of days, then went back to the Good Stuff. No bili-blanket for PTB.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE ARE ASIANS IN OHIO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What the fuck, another stereotype SHATTERED by truth

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the Asian markets still suck.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re telling me! What a terrible investment!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

asians? or asian?

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Mrs. CALumbus is also asian. So asians.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The invasion has begun.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

More like invasian, amirite??

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit i lol’d

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude I picked up that book and leafed through it in B+N. I read that part! It was hilarious…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

bah humbug

I don’t dislike Love Actually, as such, but it’s a real dog’s dinner of a film. If push came to shove, I’d say I enjoy the scenes of family greeting one another in the airport… when you’re an immigrant and fortunate enough to be able to visit the old country / have family visit you, greetings can be a powerful moment in an anti-septic environment… unless of course you’re like me and tell people not to bother coming to the airport because you’re renting a car and why waste the time.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Dog’s Dinner:

Dressed or displayed in an ostentatiously smart manner.

Why is this a bad thing?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I’ve always used dog’s dinner to mean looking like a shambles.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s “Dog’s Breakfast”

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s “dog’s bollocks”

 (not really — dog’s bollocks is the definition above displayed for dog’s dinner — I agree with DC on the definition of dog’s dinner)

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

phrases.org.uk disagrees!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Scootie’s more reliable on this.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

phrases.org.uk has 35 years of consulting experience!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I have (almost) 41 years of experience in being British.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were Scottish?
Actually, I’d thought you were Americish?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Nov 29, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I am Scottish, but I will claim to British because 1) it’s true in a general sense, and 2) I’m arguing with Rishi so whatever it takes.

I am also a naturalized citizen, but I think I have only really taken on all the negative stereotypes about being American, so maybe I shouldn’t make too big a fuss about that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I am Scottish, but I will claim to British

Claim? If you’re Scottish, you are British, like it or don’t.

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

But do you have a flag?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

counter-flagged

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

But that flag is NOT BRITISH!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

counter-counter-flagged.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

But that flag is also NOT BRITISH!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

…I thought you’d say that it is British? :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Scottish-only.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But if Scottish is British….

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Scottish + English + Welsh = British

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So are you saying that DC is Scottish and English and Welsh? :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Irish, I think.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s part of the British flag.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a rather confusing video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10

(Is there DBD protocol for linking videos?)

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Click open new window & the chain link above, then add title.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

HAPPY (almost) BIRTHDAY

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, dog’s bollocks is more ott

Excellent – the absolute apex

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

my dog doesn’t have any bollocks. sorry, sec119’s dog, it was for the best.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

A movie of you at the rental car counter could also be interesting! Maybe more of an indie flick though.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Scene: DC Trojan walks up to Hertz counter, looks for name on #1 Gold List (or whatever they’ve just renamed it), walks outside to car, puts bags and children in car, starts engine, drives away.

That doesn’t look like it would take more than about 10 minutes, but it screams Sundance Award.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as I don’t end up as part of a human centipede, I can live with that. We should probably also include a scene where I’m running through the airport with my children until they can only walk slowly and then flash ahead to them walking away from my grave.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

haha and you thought you couldn’t make a good indie film out of your trip to the Hertz counter

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Question

Years ago (5? 10?) it seemed like, you make a reservation, you pick up a car. Now it seems like every time I go to pick up said car, the reservation people to this insane hard sell to try to get you to “upgrade” your selection. Sure we have car X (cheap car who cares?) but you wouldn’t want to be seen dead in a PT Cruiser would you?

Does this happen to y’all?

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind that so much, they’re just trying to get some extra money out of an idle asset (see what I did there). What I HATE is when they try and get you to purchase insurance they know you don’t need… especially when they do this to foreigners. It’s really sleazy.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

They make an absolute fortune off the insurance, so that will never stop. (I used to represent several rental car companies.)

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I know they do. Which is why I dislike how disingenuous their pitch to customers is.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

They were probably advised by their legal counsel to be disingenuous.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Impossible!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not recently

Every car rental within the last 3-5 years had gone smoothly. I reserved car ‘X’ and picked up car ‘X’, I don’t think anyone has ever tried to upgrade me to car ‘Y.’

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Same here, I don’t get a lot of hassle aside asking if I need insurance.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

They only time I get the insurance is if I’m driving into the motherland AKA Mexico.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually kiss up and get upgraded to the next level for free.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but I use Avis all the time for work and they just drop me off at the car, and I go. Hertz I try and avoid dealing with the counter staff, human interaction doesn’t seem to be their strong suit (at MSY and BOS, in any case).

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

i rent from avis every week and because i’m not 25 i can’t be in preferred. it’s bs.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

heh, that’s one of the wonders of turning 25 — being able to rent a car anywhere you go.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

i actually can through work… it waives the fees. but i can’t enroll in avis preferred because that’s through them and they’re fucks.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like the Hertz people I dealt with at OAK

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

this happens to me all the time, all i want is a SMALL car and i always end up with en effin excursion. it’s awful.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Ive never done a car dealie before, but Im just about to do my first on ehere. Any tips????

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Rent Jackass the Movie and just do what they do for car rentals. It’ll be fine.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

crud, it’s Simpsons, but PaRappa had a similar lyric..

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve gotten the free upgrade because the smaller cars were taken and all they had was the larger one. That was nice.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Love Actually

Pro: Martine McCutcheon NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Con: Keira Knightley Blech
Pro: Bill Nighy
Con: Unintentionally spawned “Valentine’s Day” and New Years Day" WHY????

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It was somewhat unclear why two people would be madly in love with an animatronic mannequin.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the best Christmas special, by a mile.

Does anyone know of a link to a schedule of all the specials this year?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 8:51 AM PST reply actions  

So back in the fashion forgettable mid 80s, when I had a super thick head of hair, I did a totally high flat top hair cut and everyone called me heat miser… I embraced it… I’m mister hundred and one!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Totes.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yippie-Kay-Aye, Mr. Falcon

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

Lethal Weapon as the undercard, then Die Hard as the main feature.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

,.,.,.,.,

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

Be careful you don’t get sucked into this new dangerous game called “beer pong”!

NBC 10’s I-Team hidden camera revealed a potentially dangerous drinking game called beer pong.

It’s generally believed it began in the 1960s at a Dartmouth College fraternity. It’s also known as a game called Beirut.

With a variety of rules, the idea is to shoot a ping pong ball into a cup of beer or water and be rewarded by getting to drink the beer out of the 16 ounce cups or claiming a pot of money or, as our undercover producer found, getting a shot of booze when you win.

Also, happy hours and pub crawls are banned in Rhode Island? What a state.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

….is that real?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Beer Pong is not "new"

Or did I just get sucked into the sar-chasm?

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, not an Onion article

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to watch that video!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

the idea is to shoot a ping pong ball into a cup of beer or water and be rewarded by getting to drink the beer out of the 16 ounce cups

No freshman, I made it, you drink!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, true

Maybe that’s the part that’s “new”?

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

How inefficient.

Beer pong was weird. If you win, you don’t get to drink!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why King's Cup is so efficient

Once you make a chain of drinkers, it’s amazing.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I HATE KING'S CUP

one of the things i seriously, seriously don’t like about drinking. it’s not a game!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like someone isnt very good at King’s Cup

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

my secret shame.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You have brought great shame upon CALumbus Bear’s ancestors.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool story, intern.

I guess Monopoly isn’t a game either.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not. It’s a way of life.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Your life is dragging on far longer than any participant intended and now everyone just wants to quit prematurely?

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The monopoly is over!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you explain King’s Cup?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

people get really drunk, the end.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So, it’s a name for every drinking game ever.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

asshole

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Detailed explanation, if you have questions: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(card_game)

Essentially, you have a few people seated in a circle with their beers or drinks or whatever. And there’s a red cup in the middle surrounded by a whole deck of cards. You take turn picking cards and each card corresponds to a particular action.

For example, 2 is “you”, which means whoever picks the card gets to choose someone else to drink. 4 is “whore”, so all the women drink. It gets super fun with, say, a jack, which means you get to make up a rule. Like “no swearing” or “you have to speak in accents” or “you cannot say names”. These carry on throughout the game and lead to the fun of people getting drunk really quickly. Also, 8 is “mate” which means you choose someone who has to drink everytime you take a drink, which sets up chains (atoms is my mate; Kod is atoms’ mate, fiatlux is Kod’s made), which makes it more fun.

Oh, also whenever you get a King, you pour a bit of your drink into the middle cup. Whoever draws the fourth king must drink the whole thing.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds really complex. Who is the rules master? I’d forget all that shit within 2 minutes and drink regardless of what fucking card I drew.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

thank you!!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be fun at parties.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the way i see it, king’s cup is a poorly crafted to drink. if you really want to drink, just do it – don’t hide behind a stupid game.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It gets people who may not be inclined to drink as much to drink more.

How this is a bad thing, I don’t know.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i prefer to think of games as things that require skill, which king’s cup doesn’t.

that said, i really like some of the parts as the night goes on – rhyming, categories, and the “don’t say this word” part. those are fun.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, those are the parts I play for. Usually my friends and I get super creative with the rules, so it ends up being a perfect pre-game for going out.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like we don’t disagree that much after all!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet I like it and you hate it!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

either way, it’s still drinking.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yay go bears!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s definitely an alcoholic’s game, but it can be really fun as such.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually we just go to wikipedia and look up the cards right beforehand.

It’s SUPER fun once the rules and stuff are in place.

Also, yeah, I drink regardless, but it’s fun to make other people drink.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

just make up the rules as you go.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the calvinball of liquor!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

no one’s going to remember/care by the end anyways!

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how Rishiball came to exist!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree with fiat. Sounds rather complicated. Hard to remember all the rules when you’re drinking so much.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well, if you play it enough the rules are easier to remember.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The rules you have to know are to pick a card when it’s your turn. You have the list of what things do what right next to you. Come on, anyone can do this.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. This is pretty much the stupidest news article in the history of journalism.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i hear there’s a danger new drinking game call beer pong. i gotta try someday.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The Brent Musburger

This rule will get you drunk every game-

Rule #2: “Folks” Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says “Folks.” However, if Brent says “Hold on Folks”, everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a Craig James equivalent too?!?!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

drink every time you’re tempted to stick toothpicks in your ears?

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

great, now I’m wasted.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

the DBD

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone made a DBD Drinking Game yet?

If not… can someone who is funnier than I do this?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i think i actually wrote a DBD on that?

or at least thought about it. can’t remember.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a good game then

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, can someone funny write one?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

i would appreciate that too

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone please do this before Twist hijacks this idea and just writes “CGB Drinking Game: Drink”

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought boomtho wrote one and it was pretty funny.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We need a link!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We need a few more.

Fiatlux posts a picture from an exotic location

Rishi starts a discussion about men’s clothing

Twist transparently tries to troll someone

CB81 makes a Dutch reference

Fiatlux namedrops a famous person

Zoonews uses first person plural

Fiatlux references his 1% lifestyle

Kodiak injury joke

Things take a turn for Ohio

MR.F. says something hipstery

Wolverbear drops a creepy bit of lurker knowledge

Someone gets Cugel’d (sorry dude, that’s the word now)

Two words: INDIAN FIIIIGHT!

Someone mocks DC Trojan for going to U$C

A reference to scotch and/or golf inevitably draws turkey or CALumbus into the DBD

Someone actually makes a clever Twist’s Wedding Night/TWSS joke.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That's ridiculous...

and I said that to Barbara Walters when I ran into her at the Copacabana Palace hotel right before I headed up to my suite over looking the beach.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Never take photos with the light behind you.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re strategically using the light as a backlight to add that little glow to your hair!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

in general the less light on me, the better.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll tell that to the sun next time ;-) I think that photo was taken with a disposable camera.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

How 99% of you.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You really should treat your butler to nicer things!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you all take three shots?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

How long ago was this?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

long enough ago that i had hair. I think this is January 2004. which can’t possibly be almost 8 years ago.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You look like you’re in good shape in the photo!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i was pretty yoked back then. That’s what I’m working to get back to.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck! Muscle memory can definitely help

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by Rishi on Nov 30, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi starts talking about cricket
Redonk posts an animated gif
Someone posts an image without a header

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone immediately responds to headerless photo post with “Even XXX would have used a header!”

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! This is a family blog.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

pringle

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like all of these. MOAR!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t read the top part so we don’t write the top part.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Pro Tip For Bar Mitvah Goers

Never, ever, ever, ever give the Bar Mitzvah shares of stock in a custodial account. Major pain in the ass to transfer shares.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

They say it's your birthday...

It’s our birthday, too, yeah…

TwistNHook: So, just to recap, today is our 5th birthday. In internet years, that makes us old. SO OLD. Like as old as an undead vampire of unclear age. Unclear age! But really amazing abs.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

Happy Birthday! Don’t drink too much blood.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Everybody forgot our birthday?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re turning 39 … again?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

San Fernando mayor announces he's in relationship with councilwoman

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/11/im-having-a-relationship-with-councilwoman-mayor-announces.html#more

The mayor of San Fernando apparently wanted to get a few things off his chest.

First off, Mayor Mario Hernandez told colleagues and audience members during last Monday’s council meeting, he had filed for both corporate and personal bankruptcy, the San Fernando Sun reported. And he’d also lost his business.

Oh, and one other thing, the mayor added:

“I’d like to put out there, to squash the rumors, that yes, I have been in a relationship with Councilwoman (Maribel) De La Torre,” he said, according to a city tape of the Nov. 21 council meeting.



“I’m his wife … we weren’t separated,” she added.



"Ghetto," proclaimed Councilwoman Sylvia Ballin.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

Given the prevalence of “adult” movie studios in the San Fernando valley, I find it entertainingly apropos that they have a Councilwoman Ballin.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Protesters Storm British Embassy in Tehran

Dozens of Iranian protesters screaming "death to England!" stormed the vast British embassy compound in central Tehran on Tuesday, tore down the British flag, smashed windows and ransacked the offices in what appeared to be an officially sanctioned protest of Britain’s particularly tough economic sanctions against Iran over its suspect nuclear energy program.

The embassy assault, reported by Iranian news services and broadcast on Iranian television, was the most serious breach between Britain and Iran in more than 20 years, and the images evoked memories of the siege of the American Embassy following the Iranian revolution of 1979. It was not immediately clear whether any hostages were taken by the embassy assailants, and there was no word on the whereabouts of the embassy staff.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

#OccupyBritishEmbassy!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Dozens of Iranian protesters screaming “death to England!”

Good, maybe they;ll takea break from hating us for a while

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Why can’t it be both?

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Notice how they aren’t upset at the Scots? It’s because we’re such lovely people.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

They just aren’t threatened by the kilts and bagpipes.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

They should be.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

to the rest of us, they’re just skirts.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The old model:

1. put on kilts
2. travel overseas
3. locals laugh
4. conquest
5. profit!

The new model:
1. put on kilts
2. travel to soccer games
3. locals stock up on booze
4. soccer team loses, party happens anyway
5. locals profit!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

new model works for rugby as well?

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

and how!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

you have very nice golf courses.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand they were actually screaming “Death to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and to the Queen’s other Realms and Territories and to the Commonwealth and, most especially, to the Scots!”

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s quite a mouthful.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re very articulate rioters.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if this has anything to do with the recent explosions at an Iranian nuke research lab. DC Trojan, control your SAS.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh sure, blame us.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

blaming Canada is getting old.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

cool pics, bro

http://m.life.com/gallery/66681/50-photos-that-brought-the-war-home?_v=1

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

page freezes up at #9 for me every time.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

i think it wants to load an ad. I just clicked on the thumbnails at the bottom to get around this.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Bowl tickets ordered!! Woo Hoo!!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

For those of us too lazy to look up bowl dates, what are the potential dates of our game?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Holiday bowl is 12/28(Weds).

Sun Bowl is NYE, I think.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me. I better block out our schedule, just in case. I’m sure my folks will be going to the bowl.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

aw man, I don’t think mrs. sec119 can make it then.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

90% chance of Holiday Bowl, Dec 28; range is 22nd (Vegas) to 31st (Sun)

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Year end deals make the 28th unlikely for me, but 22nd and 31st may be doable.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

=(

 wish I could go.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

also

y’all fail for overlooking this classic:

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

I have never seen this, I thought Lucas destroyed all the copies?

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

one can only hope.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

holy shit. Chewbacca’s family? MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s like a 3 minute dialogue of them speaking in Wookie to each other with no sub-titles. Holy shit, my mind is completely blown. Chebacca’s wife wearing an apron?

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

fucking hell, now Mrs Chewbacca is gazing longingly at a picture of Chewbacca and groaning wistfully. There is no possible way this ever got broadcast

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Now they’re getting all Teletubbies on us. 10 minutes in and still no english spoken. This is beyond epic, I wish I was high right now to enjoy it even more.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Chewbacca’s dad is named “Itchy”? Really?

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

12:30 in, English is spoken! Luke says hi via remote tv! 45 seconds of Wookie is spoken. I am left confused.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

and people wonder why the prequels are crap.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh no! Chewie hasn’t gotten home for the holidays yet!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t continue, an evil Imperial guy is questioning the local Wookie groomer or something about Chewbacca. This is killing me.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I watched it when it aired the first time. I have regretted it ever since.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

And you fail for not bringing up the separate Star Wars Christmas album!

Track list:

The song “R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas” even features a young Jon Bon Jovi as John Bongiovi on lead vocals!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t want to hog the glory, I knew you’d come in strong with the follow up.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ve got sheet music around here somewhere for What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb?) #WINNING

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Home Alone 1 > Home Alone 2

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Is there a way of stopping the DBD from jumping

to new posts when you’re in the middle of typing a new comment? that drives me nuts.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:24 AM PST reply actions  

I’m also annoyed by this but I find punching Twist in the face makes me feel much better.

(also, press tab, it should bring you back to your text box)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

actually i think pressing any key brings you back… and Twist isn’t close enough

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

IM ON MY WAY

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

traB pu kciP!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

No

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Your cursor is still in your text box. Just keep typing and it skips back…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

That annoys me too

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to FiatSlug

on your Maryland post revival elsewhere. It’s turned into and epic. Very very well played.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

Link?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

bearinsider

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

we’re not supposed to do that on here, ESPECIALLY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! But it was epic.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Occasional dbd links to bearinsider are good for us, then we don’t have to sift through all the idiotic posts to find some funnies.

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by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Very Much

Actually, I must say that yesterday’s DBD reminded me of the thread to which you refer. The mention of John Feinstein’s column and that Randy Edsall had failed so spectacularly this year rang the alarm bells in my head. It’s amazing what a person will remember when reading the DBD.

I had no idea that bumping that thread would re-ignite the controversy to the degree it has. By my count, it has almost doubled the posts (282 posts now vs. 147 yesterday when it was bumped) and views (9,679 now vs. 5,046 yesterday when it was bumped).

Jeff Tedford will continue to be a source of controversy unless and until he wins a National Championship.

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

come on...

you had to no a little bit… given who started it ;-)

as usual you and OTB provided the best points. (although I think I was pretty good too, and not as petty as I usually am with him)

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You showed restraint. You also used the facts to beat him like the German sargeant beat Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Only you didn’t back into a whirling propeller blade. That’s something the other guy did all on his own.

And yet he keeps on going as if that weren’t enough. Amazing, actually, that someone would willingly expose themselves to so much punishment.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The worse part is his enablers. I love being able to use what he has posted earlier in the thread against what he posts later in the thread. Like I’ve always said, it’s not a real DrunkOski thread until he starts arguing with his own positions.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorite holiday movies is “Bad Santa”. So many great scenes in that movie and even though it is filled with foul-mouthed swearing, debauchery, alcoholism and crime, it actually manages to have a little heart too.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

love that movie, it is so wrong on so many levels

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that movie, but the kid’s character is so depressing its hard for me to watch. I feel really sorry for him throughout the whole movie

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I thought Bad Santa banging the chick in the Pleasantly Plump clothing section changing stall and yelling “You wont shit right for a week” was the real low point. Or high point, depending on your sense of humor.

Billy Bob really was a perfect choice for that role

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I absolutely agree and I love everything about the movie, except for the kids character, he just makes me so sad.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

but he gets a happy ending!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This just took a turn for the Sandusky

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds kinda like me!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I love it generally, but hate its ending. So out of character with the movie!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that movie in Phoenix the day after the insight bowl! Aaron Rodgers!

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Dan Orlovsky to start for the Colts on Sunday

Is this a Suck For Luck move?!?

I remember Orlovsky most for this — as Lions QB, running out of the back of the endzone for a safety, and apparently not even realizing he did it. He literally kept on running, looking downfield, after he stepped out and even after the referee signaled safety.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

Your career is defined by starting for 2 0-16 teams :(

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

You need to include this picture

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

I’d never seen that before!

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

NAMASTE! YOU JUST GAVE UP 2 POINTS, BITCHES!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal’s Jeff Tedford has more tools to draw recruits

“It’s a huge part of it,” Tedford said. “For 10 years here we’ve been showing them pictures. Now it’s nice to know we can actually walk kids through a facility that is up to speed with your competitors. No question, that’s a focal point when they come on campus.”

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Nice

You definitely belong here.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you live in No-hio?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the DBD

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Best news in the story:

Tedford anticipates having linebackers Chris McCain (concussion) and David Wilkerson (knee) available for the bowl game.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was young(er)

I used to love watching Cartoon Network in December. Especially the Yogi Bear episodes.

I miss sitting around and doing nothing

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

Why, did you lose your job at MSFT or something?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

No...

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

One Alabama site's take on Urban Meyer
There seem to be two main paths to success as a college football coach. One is to use your skills at recruiting to sign talented, hard-working players; to practice relentlessly and coach them in all phases of the game and of life; and to instill a discipline that translates to a culture of success.The other is to take a job where success is preordained, either by lack of competition, or by such overwhelming advantages that failure is impossible.Urban Meyer has made a habit out of walking into the latter situation, and did so again this week when he took over as Ohio State’s new head coach. Meyer is now in an enviable position; taking over a program in disarray but with significant built-in advantages, in a conference wracked with scandal, mediocrity and incompetence.

Source

by ximiankernel on Nov 29, 2011 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

yeah, football success at Utah was really preordained. Unlike scrappy Alabama.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

You beat me to that observation

I thought the same thing as I read that.

Bowling Green also got good under Meyer and hasn’t been the same since the last of the players he recruited there left.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

lol wow

Alabama is the ultimate easy place to win

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

NO NO NICK SABAN IS A GENIUS

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, he’s more than a genius here…more like a god.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

eh

That’s going a bit far – but they do care about their football there, and certain great a ton of support, but that alone isn’t enough.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yup, Tennessee is not doing well but they have fans and support and facilities.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Bama went 7-6 their first year under Saban.

Tennessee isn’t Bama.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

tru dat, Tennessee has a bigger stadium and waterfront tail(boat?)gating

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And it’s in Tennessee

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I love ’dem cicadas!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

history

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Like a Heisman winner in 1997 or a National Championship from 1998?

Or like 107k people singing a Dolly Parton song in unison kind of history?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that can compare to Bear Bryant and the draw that Bama has for recruits. I honestly think Bama has a natural recruiting advantage.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

even above UF, u$c, etc?

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re all on the same level.

Which is what makes the original Bama argument so dumb.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No, definitely not. U$C has a huge structural advantage (and to a lesser degree, UCLA) because there are only 2 BCS schools for a population of roughly 25 Mil, Alabama has to split their talent with Auburn. But yes they are a storied program.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

population != potential football superstars

west coast is much more into basketball, and also a lot of the elite recruits are from the south / florida

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Not exactly, obviously, but more people = more possibilities for sure.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bigger

Question is why has UCLA been so bad with all that talent?

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, fUCLA doesn’t have that natural advantage. Lemme see if I can dig up why it’s a little tougher to win there (and it’s not just academic standards)

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, the stadium not on campus has got to hurt, but then I think USC’s is off campus too, so that can’t be it. They were good in the 80-90’s

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

USC’s might be off campus technically, but it’s right across the freaking street practically.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Answer: 80 yard practice field. BOOM!

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a lot funnier joke before they beat us…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

wulff is out.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

i would’ve given him one more year.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d have given him 10

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

so...

half of the PAC-12 had new coaches in the past 2 years

by ximiankernel on Nov 29, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Given the era I came of age as a Cal football fan, it amazes me that we have the dean of Pac-12 football coaches.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

that is actually shocking to me. I think they showed GREAT improvement these last two years.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

this

I think they made a mistake.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree 100%, dumb move.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like the FIRE TEDFORD mentality: he can only take us THIS far. No farther. It’s time for the next step. Blah blah blah stupid stupid dumb stupid.

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by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and I’m not saying Wulff is the best coach in the world, but they have clearly shown improvement, he’s getting his program in place etc… on the other hand, Wazzu has gone to TWO Rose Bowls in the last 13 years so who are we to say what their expectations should be.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude almost took the Cougs to a bowl game with his 3rd string QB.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. He seemed to move them in the right direction.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Leach?

WSU will have competition for him

The Times reported that Mike Leach, former Texas Tech coach, would be at the top of the WSU list if the Cougars fired Wulff. Leach is also thought to be courted by Kansas, which just fired Turner Gill after two seasons.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad. Good guy who did his damnedest to turn around a crappy team.

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What was your Black Friday haul?

1) It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6
2) Community Season 1
3) Community Season 2
4) Deus Ex: HR (PC) for $20!
5) Battlefield 3 (PC) for $20!
6) Ico and Shadow of Collosus HD (PS3)

Nothing special this year. Last year I bought my TV

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

1) arkham city for my brother
2) sweatpants
3) pajamas for $8

that is it. i’m boring.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

4) White socks

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

nope, couldn’t find any good sales!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I made the best cereal this morning! I used fruit loops and added milk

NOM NOM NOM

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

cool story.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Guys! My team is serving bagels today! I love consulting!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

someone is unusually pissy today.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I touching a nerve?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

im actually sobbing right now.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s making this meeting really awkward, thanks a lot!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick, tell them your dog died

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet, i get to leave!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Kindle Fire for the mrs.
2) The Big Lebowski Blu Ray
3) New Levi’s for me!
4) New kitchen wares for mom
5) ?
6) PROFIT!

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

1. laptop bag.
2. mouse.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

For friends:
1) Angry birds plush (yellow)
2) ???
3) Damnit, fine, I’ll go Christmas shopping

For me:
1) Three piece suit, black.
2) Cashmere scarf
2.5) Almost bought a black satin tie from Saks… but didn’t and now I regret it :(

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Gee, it’s easy to see who number one is in your mind.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be mean.

I’m really nice about giving gifts to people. I don’t care if I get a gift back or not.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Just teasing

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing

And judging by the size of the repair bill I’m about to pay today, just as well. Old Euro cars ain’t cheap to run, kids.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with your car?

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

broken water pump, one rear shock failing, and I’m replacing the other rear shock as a prophylactic measure.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

haven’t you repaired said car somewhere between 15 and 47 times times at a cost that exceeds several new cars?

Isn’t time to treat yourself to a new rig?

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That was the Audi, which is long gone. This is my wife’s Saab – first time we’ve gone over $2k in maintenance in a year.

I called her to say I’d started the mechanics on the repairs on the grounds that this wasn’t something we could ignore until the planned replacement next fall and her response was “maybe I want to replace it now.”

Too late dear. And that would require the ability to pick a car in under 3 months.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How old is the SAAB?

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“if a fart had a shape, it would be a Saab” was a favorite saying of an old friend of the family

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Such anti-Swedish sentiment.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Just over 9 years. We probably should have replaced it this fall, but it takes the missus a painfully long time to choose a car. Reports and reviews must be read. Numbers must be crunched. Multiple test drives must be taken. Numbers must be crunched again. The fact that you can’t meaningfully quantify preferences will be bemoaned. Numbers will be reviewed again. And then a car will be selected on a completely random basis.

She actually wants a Chevy Volt but has heard so many rants from me about hybrids having twice as much to go wrong that she is talking herself out of it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Part of me just wants a car to show up on Christmas. DONE

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by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

would be nice getting a car for christmas like a lexus commercial.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

so if i gave you a car without the red bow, you wouldn’t be happy?

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

send one down and lets see.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Right? And trying to untie that giant bow!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs DCT would kill me. She hates those commercials and she especially hates not being in charge of her decisions.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Had this conversation with my bro-in-law this weekend. Buying a car without wife’s approval is definite no-go.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s my car, she wants nothing to do with it, although strong opinions will be expressed… which is why I don’t drive a Ford Crown Vic.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you want one?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I did want a Crown Vic.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad once did this for my mom, with a little classic Mercedes 280 with a big red bow. She was pissed because it was stick shift.

/no gratitude

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll you’d have to get SOME details right. For instance, we need a bigger car than our Mini. If another Mini showed up (even a clubman) I’d be pissed.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

[hint hint, rags]

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

On the one hand, that was ungrateful. On the other – and I know I’m stepping into dangerous territory here – didn’t your father know she preferred automatics?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

On the other other hand, my mom is constantly doing this, even for my wedding. Saying first “Oh honey, you take care of it, you know best” and then saying “Why didn’t you consult me?! Don’t you even care?”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! That’s never fun. My mother in law did the opposite to my wife – talked up a storm about how she wanted to help pick a dress and help plan etc… and then when it emerged that this entailed actual work, said she was too busy and sent a check. Which I think worked out best for everyone.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We’d always had automatics up to that point. I’m not sure they’d ever discussed it.

The car was totally out of left field. In general, one should probably make sure that the recipient is truly in the mood for a new car when buying one as a gift. IIRC, it was our fourth car at the time, when only the two of them were driving, so not strictly necessary by anyone’s logic.

These parents are, of course, no longer married to each other.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Who got the car in the divorce?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

the lawyer?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It was sold a few years after that Christmas, having only been driven 20 times max.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, it’s a nice gesture, but plainly was misplaced.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My thought was if there is a car being discussed that the you are sure the spouse would like, or a suitable upgrade over said car, then go for it. Otherwise, recipe for disaster.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You heard about this too?

Cafe Gratitude closing.

To Our Café Gratitude Community:



With great sadness we are announcing the upcoming closing/sale of all Northern California Café Gratitude’s.

A series of aggressive lawsuits has brought us to this unfortunate choice. Although we believe that we have done nothing wrong and our policies are completely legal, it will cost us too much money to defend them in court. Despite telling the attorneys that brought the lawsuits that the current structure and resources of Café Gratitude are insufficient to sustain and defend our community, they have refused to give up and are forcing us to close.

We appreciate the loyalty of our employees and customers over these past 8 years and are grateful for having had the opportunity to serve each of you. We were happy to tolerate low margins and sustain ourselves on the transformation and personal growth of our people, while providing local organic vegan food to our community in an atmosphere of unconditional love. That commitment is under attack and we are not able to weather this storm.

This process will take a few months so please keep coming in and let’s celebrate our 8 years of success together, we are grateful for you!

We have come to realize that it isn’t how we serve that is most important but rather that we serve.

Our mission will survive this, as love cannot be threatened.



Thank you and love to you all,

Matthew and Terces Engelhart on behalf of Café Gratitude, LLC

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

good. i hated that place.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah really? I remember making fun of that place

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What were the lawsuits about anyway?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

About how much their food sucks?

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish that were the case

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So does anyone know what the lawsuits were really about?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Labour-Code Violations

Link

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Link

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you.

BTW India won the ODI

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw! YAY!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was following that in the BART… looked like we weren’t going to pull that one out. Bailed out by the bowlers batting.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

One-wicket wins are fun to watch!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

errr. i see the need for an edit button now.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You did that on purpose.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

no. not really. :/

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 30, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Good

F*** you and your bland food and pretentious waiters and waitresses and fear of fire that clearly drivecs the existence of your pathetic excuse for “food”

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I hope I’m not getting Cugel’d here but I completely agree with this.

Their behavior is the sort that makes people upset at vegans

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we are getting cugeled, but since I went first… I happen to agree with the above. HATED that place.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m serious.

I like vegetarian food, but wtf, their food sucked. I was so disappointed when my food came out and was like “why isn’t this cooked?” and they’re like “Sir, we serve raw, organic, sustainable food”, while peering through their thick, librarian-esque, hipster glasses (lol totally ironic)

I love places like Herbivore in Berkeley. Just not Cafe Gratitude.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

have you been to gracias madre?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Have not

Any good? I’m scared of cheese made from nuts

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

haven't tried it

but i hear wildly differing things. my gf hated it, my rommate loved it. not sure who to trust.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bros b4 hoes, homie

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

So this. I just HATED that place.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Good Good we agree

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But why not just let the market shake things out? what’s with the hate on them?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Preteniousness

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

*Pretentiousness

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

the market did shake them out… that’s exactly what happened. maybe if they had been asking “what’s with all the hate on us” they’d still be in business.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

just let

I know the market acted. The question is, why go out of one’s way to be actively bothered by this?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how far out of one’s way we’re going on this, since it’s a discussion board… but I think it’s because they got their just rewards… It’s sort of how human nature works… it’s the whole schadenfreude thing. Somebody posted that they failed and many of us, having had bad experiences there, were happy they failed. Don’t see anything particularly egregious about that.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they make vegetarians like me look bad

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

And imagine if some vegetarian takes his friend there… then the friend thinks all vegetarian food is bland and uncooked.

Whereas if the friend is taken to Millennium, they’ll have a better opinion.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

so you’re taking me to Millennium?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

is that the on in the tenderloin? i wanna try that one and/or golden era.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, a couple blocks up from unio nsq!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m game to try… You will be my vegetarian Sherpa!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Done and done!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I’m representative of all people, everywhere, but I think there’s a difference between adoptive vegetarians and people who have a vegetarian cultural background.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s nice that you make that distinction. most don’t. additionally some categorize us as “rude” (Anthony Bourdain, for example) because eating meat will cause us two days of severe gastrointestinal discomfort.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Would it? If you’re vegan I can imagine it, but if you had milk or eggs or something I can’t imagine it being a problem. I wan an ovo-lacto vegetarian for a time and never had any issues.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And, you know, quite likely cause us to vomit. Even if we don’t know it’s there.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t always! But, knowing someone who does work with eating disorder patients, it was pointed out there’s a huge difference between kids who turn vegan and kids who started out vegan.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You should try Greens, if you haven’t already.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I do want to!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Great views too, my even be a good date place for you.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

my = might or may, take your pick.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It faces out to the bay innit? I’ll check it out!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not conventionally vegetarian, but Gather has good non-meat options.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If only I knew about this when I visited Haas :(

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a veg thai place on shattuck that’s decent.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I still love Mayflower, btw!

Only place I’ve ever enjoyed “fake chicken”.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

if you’re ever in south bay, you would love a place called “merit” in sunnyvale. it’s awesome veg food.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks nice! Will check out!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree. BTW, you should try the vegan charcuterie at Gather if you haven’t already. Pretty amazing stuff.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, the whole place looks fantastic. Will try. Thanks!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Gather is good stuff. I wanted to go there on Friday after Thanksgiving, but sadly it was between lunch and dinner so they were closed.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

how embarrassing!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, 10 years is when you should let them go. Wow your wife sounds difficult to buy for, I had a pretty easy time the last two car purchases for my wife. I don’t know about the Chevy Volt, she’s been totally happy with the Honda Accord Hybrid – but it’s like a guilt free V-8, it doesn’t get all that great millage. 19 in town 33-35 on the highway.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

In her defense, she’s quite short – 5 foot even – and so it’s hard for her to find a car that allows her to be more than 2" from the steering wheel, see out, etc.

If we were smart, we would buy a used minivan and a Mini, but I am not quite ready for a three car household.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife 4’11" so I understand this, she always test-drives, I just go in alone to make the purchase.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah that sucks. They also tell you that for European cars, preventative maintenance is the way to go. Its why I learned how to wrench.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d just screw up the preventive repairs. Oh well.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothin’. Oh wait, that’s not true. A candle for a friend.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

King-sized bed for the new place in Marina del Rey, so excited!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

high roller

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Got it for like $1100 off the sticker price and no sales tax!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

you are the hero we need.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We are also looking for a new bed. Finally looked at our full-size bed and saw how small it is. Where did you buy?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The Sleep Shoppe, I was hoping for mattress discounters because they had a free flat screen with purchase of mattress deal going through Sunday, but they apparently don’t have em in LA, SD yes, LA no. :( Still got a really good deal though.

In norcal I’ve had good experiences with mattress discounters, they will match any price and I think will do all the delivery, set-up and removal stuff for free.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i got my bed from mancini’s, it was pricy (i knew that) but crazy comfortable and delivery was hassle-free

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We looked at Keetsa and another all-natural bed place in Berkeley and then I ended buying from PlushBeds.com. We got the 8" latex mattress. I like it, but I’m a side sleeper so I need a softer mattress. 100% latex mattresses feel weird at first, but you will sleep well on them.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, that’s for the mattress. We got the bed at Hayneedle. Good deals, free shipping and no tax.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta get california king.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly no, I wanted the floor space in the bedroom and it will be easier/cheaper for ms. cruzin to find all the headboard/frame/linens stuff (that was the deal, I guess).

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently queen beds are the cheapest because they are a loss leader for the rest of the stuff… this could be a total wives’ tale, but what i have heard.

I do not know how couples sleep in anything but a California King…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re quite happy in a queen. seems to have plenty of room.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you sound unamerican, sir.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I’ll go pepper spray some fools in Walmart if that will help.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Just have a couple cheeseburgers until the king size feels right

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

remember to supersize the meals first.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

or if you are a baller, california supersize!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

or just get the triple cheeseburger with chilli cheese fries from tommy’s.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

is it better than In N’ Out? Like Five Guys.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

everything comes with chilli. in n out is better though.

locations all over socal, but the original on rampart is a most go post dodger game.

saw kobe at the one closest to my house in his ferrari…high performance athlete in a high performance car eating low performance but great tasting food.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

for clarification, Rampart and Beverly.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

bold strategy

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I like queens for sleep a deux. Big enough that you don’t have to touch if you don’t want to, small enough that you are aware the other person is there.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That was our reasoning behind buying our queen when we got married.

Did not anticipate that the pitter patter of little feet would herald suddenly having no more room.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So we should just opt for the king bed now and anticipate future kids and dogs using up the extra room.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

how long is a mattress supposed to last?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

7-10 years?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ours will be 10 years old next year and that’s when we’re planning on changing it.

I think that 7-10 years is about right. Unless, of course, you’re my parents or grandparents who buy one mattress for life.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So conceivably, the mattress they have now is the one you were … nevermind.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

conceivably

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ours is slightly younger than our relationship, and it was due to be replaced while I was preggers with Ragscub. Nothing makes a mattress more uncomfortable than only being able to lie in a few specific positions.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the old Ray Ramano line about choosing which side of the bed to sleep on… he would have given it a little more thought had he known it would be his decision for life!!!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny you should say this. early on the mrs and myself used to trade sides every so often; 6 months, a year, whatever, and within the last 4-5 years we’ve just settled in to our respective sides and the issue was never brought up again.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

being single I can only guess this, but would think I would want to be on the side of the bathroom and window…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But, logically, wouldn’t the bathroom and window usually be on opposite sides? I always want to be on the window side, as I, like Spazzy’s GF (who is not me) have a sleeping skin temp of 897C. I must sleep with open windows.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa re these warm blooded women? I thought all women were cold blooded and needed to suck sweet warmth from their husbands or dogs to survive at night.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

stop being so heteronormative

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

not at all… many bathrooms have windows and are on outward fronting walls. I also sleep incredibly hot… it can be 6 degrees and I would be fine without a big blanket.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I see what you mean. I want to be right under the bedroom window, if at all possible. I’m happiest if it’s snowing outside, the room is about 32 degrees F and I am curled up under a down comforter.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d like it here in Ann Arbor right now.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too, sometimes I sleep under the mattress, sometimes I’m on top of it.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

why would you sleep under the mattress? isn’t the box springs uncomfortable?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

he sleeps under twist’s bed. How do you think we know so much (about so little) about twist’s wedding night?

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a total softy – our kids have been banned from our bed for years. I am the meanest daddy alive.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Kids haven’t ever slept with us at night. Only did some naps as infants.

It’s more the pre-bed snuggling or that early morning don’t-quite-want-to-get-up stage where we find ourselves crowded.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I adopted a multiple-bedroom-visit routine that would do justice to a drawing room farce in order to keep them out of our room of an evening… and since my 9 year old can’t get it through her head that an early visit on weekends 1) wakes my wife up like a fire alarm and 2) guarantees a wide awake mother rocketing out of bed for vengeance, the morning visits aren’t an issue ;)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you guys seen this?

Good Night and Tough Luck

Pretty funny stuff.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That is good.

My issue is really only actually going to bed. I sleep like a rock, I rarely remember my dreams, etc., etc.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty funny. That diagram of the horizontal kid is classic.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The mrs usually goes to sleep before me and likes to stick a leg out over my side of the bed. When I go to bed. she moves her leg and toasty goodness.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder you married her.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The spooning one made me laugh

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought beds had outrageous markups?

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a bed guy.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Bought myself a new MacBook Pro. Holiday shopping comes later.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 29, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Boo!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you objecting to? The Mac or the self-indulgence?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mac

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Enjoy your care-free computing rags!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Try not too dwell too much on the environmental damage!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything is killing the earth.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This one ups the ante slightly with by hurting some villagers as an added bonus!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

okie dokie, now where is my super battery fueled Prius!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Kod gave me grief over the weekend for having a real fire in our fireplace. I just told her, “don’t worry. We have solar.”

She sighed.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

come on…burning a fireplace log or two…not a big deal.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

What about like 3 high temp. logs to ratchet your wood burning stove up to 700 degrees because its the first cold night in Santa Cruz and of course the wall heater doesn’t work, even though the pilot is lit?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that is fine too.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay! What about doing this 3-4 times per week for several hours a night, because you still can’t figure what the fuck is wrong with the wall heater?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

great, we are all set for our final week! (Can’t wait for central air in new house!)

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Call the landlord … !

oh.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

:-)

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

what constitutes a cold night in santa cruz?

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

38-48 or so

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s perfectly acceptable as cold.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf do youknow about weather

you’re not speaking in all caps.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT FOR FAHRENHEIT ITS CHILLY

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOSE CHILLY!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Not our Chilly. The Vikings fired that dude last season.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I want some taquitos.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, with guacamole!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree, both Left Eye and T-Boz were much more crucial to their success.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Lisa Left-Eye Lopes was a member of the Minnesota Vikings?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but she did once burn down the house of a NFL wide receiver, does that count?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, was he a scrub? :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a solid contributor, but kept talking about all these grandiose plans for large water features

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

But I thought Chili was the purttiest!!!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen that show where’s she’s trying to find a man? She is batshit insane.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I was only a super fan as a kid listening to CrazySexyCool. The one album with the scrubs song was okay, but I was no longer interested enough to keep tabs on them after. I was sad about Left-Eye’s death though =(.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too, and when I heard more about it and how she was thinking she was a goner before the accident was pretty creepy.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 30, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

U S A
U S A
USA!!!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I do love a good U-S-A chant!

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you should go to an Arizona State game then.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, they’re stupid and put the initials in the wrong order.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I always have fun when they bring out the three A S U flags and all the Cal fans chant U S A! It’s the small things that get me through life.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If I wanted an environmentally-friendly computation device, I would whittle myself an abacus. One that I could play Angry Birds on, preferably.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that’d be real life angry birds, and you’d just whittle some wooden pellets to chuck at a flock of pigeons.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They just organized a league for this in Pullman actually

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather pay full price than go into one a store filled with wild animals fighting over a camera.

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Online shopping bro

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty hard to get pepper sprayed at your computer too.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless your computer is a laptop and you’re sitting around on the UC Davis campus.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a Black Friday haul

But I just bought a PS3! Should be arriving by Thursday/Friday, just gotta keep myself from unwrapping till Weds.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

I went with my brother on Thursday midnight to GameStop where he bought a PS3 bundle, an extra controller, BF3 and the Metal Gear Solid HD collection.

I also got the Skyward Sword pre-order finally delivered this morning. I’m excited to play it tonight

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought Madden and MW3. Not sure exactly what MW3 is, but I assume it’s fun. Also bought an extra controller. I finish school on Tuesday, I’m taking Wednesday off to nurse hangover/play video games.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You bought MW3 without knowing what it is…? Lol. MW3 is Modern Warfare 3. It’s a first person shooter. In my opinion not a good one but many love it.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i figured the whole first-person shooter. I asked my friends what games they’d want to play if they came over. Madden and MW3 topped the list. I figure if they like them, I’ll like them too. Or, I won’t know any better cuz I haven’t played real video games in 10 years, and whatever these are will seem great.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I’m interested to hear what you think of them after playing for a while. I figure though you’ll enjoy it since they are your first games.

BTW if you do like Madden, make sure you get NCAA 12. It actually is better than Madden and you can play as Cal!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i put da team on my back doe

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I unfortunately cheat whenever I play NCAA 12. Cal becomes a 90 rating team vs. a 80 rating team.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to be more reasonable this year. Regardless, it doesn’t matter too much – Cal goes undefeated for 8 seasons every time I go through the motions for Franchise :)

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa there, that’s a lot of sunshine pumping!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I finally finished the 2011 regular season in my dynasty as Cal. I played on Heisman difficulty unlike last game and it was hard but I managed a 12-1 season and won the Pac-12 (lost to USC at home because I went for it on 4th one too many times and failed and beat Furd 17-14 in OT thanks to a Prophet like INT by Holt).

I cheated on the Pac-12 CCG because I wanted that achievement. From now on I’ll try to be very realistic.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, I can’t play Hesiman. I just hate the feeling of it possibly cheating. I’ll adjust my sliders for All American to make it more “sim-like” though.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously, computer cheats are the worst

up 14? drop every pass
championship game? qb goes 17 for 19

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rubber band AI

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Mario Kart AI

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

and civ 5

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah Civ 5 was such a huge disappointment after the greatness that was CIV BTS. Sigh

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? I liked the hexagonal play.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with hex. The AI is just retarded

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a good point. I crushed Utah in the regular season but in the Pac-12 CCG Wynn was nailing passes in triple coverage and outrushing everyone on the field.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

so Cal also pulls a Cal in the gaming universe. sigh

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea it was kind of sad. DL crashes to the right to stop what they assume is a run to the right and LB overpursue on the fake while Wynn trots untouched 50 yds to the left. Dammit.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i really like the modern warfare series, fwiw. have fun!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Try Uncharted 2 — it’ll be cheap, you’ll probably like it. THen, find me a good deal on Uncharted 3.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Uncharted is awesome. I played UC1 and UC2 and now I have Uncharted 3 waiting for me. I want to finish Zelda first and then it’s onto Uncharted 3. Though unfortunately I heard it doesn’t have the same charm and humor as the 2nd one

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Get Metal Gear Solid . All of them

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If you do, do this: Buy MGS1 via PSN. Buy the MGS HD collection (you’ll get 2, 3 and some other). And then buy MGS4.

I personally beat MGS1 and MGS2 back in ‘08 in like a couple of weeks. I loved MGS1 and 2 was good but WTF. I still haven’t finished MGS3. The lack of radar is really annoying for me.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to beat MGS3. Its by far the best one out of the bunch story-wise (although MGS4 is awesome too and has the great control scheme)

The best thing about MGS3 is CQC. Especially the body slam. It gets you out of all binds.

I’m picking up the MGS HD Collection limited edition as a gift for my friend who introduced me to the series. I can’t believe the ridiculous price on it though.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

RADAR

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought MGS4 based on recommendations but forgot that I am old and have a job and responsibilities and real life things get in the way and therefore I stopped playing it after the first or second level.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Once you have kids, just have them beat it for you. Then you can watch the cut scenes.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously! I’m too old for this.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

NBA 2k11/2k12 are excellent Basketball games. The commentary, music, and general control scheme are amazing. I’d definitely recommend. 2K11 is supposed to be the better, more complete game. 2K12 is the up-to-date version, but has a few flaws.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

it may be because i've played basketball my whole life...

but i hate basketball games. they just can’t capture the game accurately.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, nothing really will. I think they ahve to be enjoyed for what they are, not what they are supposed to represent.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

any good baseball games for ps3?

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

nope. its baseball.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The best baseball game out is only for PS3 – The League.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, its ccalled MB11 the Show

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Get the Uncharted series!

You’ll be able to punch Twist in the face!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Bluetooth headset for $3 after MIR
2) A hopefully healthy dog after she was attacked by our other bitch dog.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for LA CGBers

So I need to set up cable and internet at my new place and have no idea which providers have the best service/pricing in the LA area.

Do any of you have suggestions? [“Don’t move to LA” /InBeforeRishiGBorSpazzy]

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

Stay in NorCal

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

DirecTv hands down. Not close.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

What if I plan on living there for several years at the minimum? I’ve heard the rise in DirecTv pricing after a couple years can be pretty dramatic

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

not to sound all 1%y, but i just get the total package and it stays pretty much the same. plus then you have access to everything, which is awesome.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

If you can get Verizon FIOS, get that. Not even close compared to other internet service providers.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be in Marina del Rey, any idea if its available there? Also what is the pricing like?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s about $80-$100 a month for an internet/tv package.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

What is the sports coverage like?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

they got all the major channels. i think direct tv has the better sports package though. but you can bundle directtv with fios internet as well.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

interesting, thanks!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had Verizon FiOS available in my neighborhood :(

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

or ATT U-verse or any other fiber optic system, for tha tmatter.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

U-verse is pretty good, except for the two months this summer when it went out every time it rained. Offers a lot of options though.

by unclesam22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing I liked about it when I had it is that its interface is very modern, whereas directv/ comcast all hav ethe same user interface from ten years ago.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

U-verse has data caps :( Fios doesn’t.

by Shadwhand on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I have U-verse available either. Or at least I didn’t last time I checked.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Me neither.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

verizon for internet.

don’t get timewarner for tv. horrible.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I hated Time Warner..

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the Comcast of the south!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

shockingly, i’ve never had a problem with comcast service.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

#LASucks

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

#truestory

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Another vote for Verizon Fios.

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Old?

University of Oregon President fired

PORTLAND, Ore.—Students and faculty were gathering Tuesday morning on the campus of the University of Oregon in Eugene to protest the sacking Monday night of university president Richard Lariviere, who clashed repeatedly with state legislators, education officials and Oregon’s governor.

University of Oregon President Richard Lariviere, left, speaks during a public hearing at Portland State University in Portland, Ore., Monday, Nov. 28.

Dr. Lariviere learned last week his contract to remain head of the state’s largest public university wouldn’t be renewed when it expired in July, leaving the 61-year-old educator with the choice either to resign immediately or be fired. Dr. Lariviere told the board he would rather be fired than “watch ourselves glide into mediocrity.”

Oregon’s 12-member State Board of Higher Education voted unanimously Monday night to remove the University of Oregon’s president “without cause” during the next 30 days.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

Did Phil Knight not want Dr. Lariviere back?

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He must have figured it’d be easier to control the school with one less person to CC on emails.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ATQ is going BONKERS. They had a post up about how they wanted to burn the place down and they were going to send their kids to cal now or something. Just INSANE.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Good good

Everything’s going according to plan.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

as if they actually had that choice.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

nooooooooo, I hesitated for a second on the post and you won.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

as if their kids could get into Cal……

doing it right?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

One of them replied to a Conquest Chronicles fan post about this and indicated that they think this guy was fired for trying to improve the university, which costs money, and that the board which fired him has a number of Oregon State alums who are trying to avoid being left behind.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

They are spinning a conspiracy theory abotu it now

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like the UAB conspiracy theories revolving around their board of trustees.

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by 49er16 on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This post just reflects the need for new leadership at the helm of CGB. CGB has too proud a tradition to be continually run into the ground by TwistNHook. But the reality is that, despite TwistNHook’s overhwelming incompetence, it’s not just him. This goes all the way to the top. We need FULL REGIME CHANGE at CGB!

#OCCUPY DBD!

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

WE ALL KNOW THAT CTnH IS INEFFECTIVE AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WILL BE BANNED FORTHWITH

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

White Christmas

Classic, songs, completely good natured and positive. Danny Kaye being jewish but doing it anyways for the chance to work with Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

HEY!!! I knew i liked you!!!

but this is oooollllld news.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

oh well. I’m sure I’ll make you proud for something else.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

you kidding… i’m proud i like the same thing you do!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Get a load of this talk title we have at work...

I think the fact that this guy is probably a highly paid muckity muck is in some way indicative of our shittily balanced economy…

[TwistHNook] is an executive coach, facilitator and keynote speaker who helps leaders focus on what is most important, improve communication and alignment with key stakeholders, build influence, and speak and lead from a place of deep authenticity. He draws on a rich background as inspiration for his work. Prior to consulting he held a series of leadership and executive positions over a 15 year period which involved coaching and supervising managers, directors and key leaders; strategic planning, leadership development, board leadership, HR, finance, and operations.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Translated: this man has never actually been responsible for anything and talks about himself incessantly.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the guy who was CEO for 15 years before anyone realized he’s functionally iliterate.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait to see what you post after you get empowered!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi

Did you really use the British spelling of “favorite” in this DBD? I thought India threw off the shackles of colonialism.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Clearly you are new. Rishi <3 British spelling just like he <3 something else

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

A veritable CGB classic
I <3 cock
7
by Rishi on Dec 21, 2009 4:12 PM PST up actions 39 recs

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I know; just playing along. hahah

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well ’twas a good excuse to post it anyway

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe its still at only 39 Rec’s

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too! Come on new people!

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I use British spelling and everything!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i dunno

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He hats America!

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been telling him this for years now. Tsk, tsk.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I am telling you, this is the time to be working for a company that would be a good acquisition candidate for Facebook… because they are going to go on a serious acquisition binge next year.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Visual Aids included

I think its their main revenue growth strategy; they have probably hit their new user saturation point. I.e they have hit their late majority portion so they can’t expect large growth easy.

Executive summary: They’ve picked the low-hanging fruits.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

In Umrica, they are pretty saturdated. However, they have a huge market to expand to in other countries in the orld

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats a valid but debatable point. I personally don’t have the data to back it up either way.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Slightly important details: $10BB IPO...

With a market cap of $100 Billion.

And, let’s be honest… the moment facebook goes IPO, no matter where it IPOs at, it will get a significant pop.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

holy fuckin fuck this DBD just keeps going

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

yes

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

oops, that was from yesterday’s, but the point stands!

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re running the dreaded DOUBLE DBD OPTION

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd for update

Hot and spicy, what’s not to like?!

although, smoky and garlicky is sometimes not so romantic.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Her choice . . (may be amended to Japanese)

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Aussie. We’re going biking first. Yale wants to come over and watch ‘Die Hard’ – its a Christmas movie. NFL will just be a lunch.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, these all sound nice.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

First and second dates are easy. . . its beyond that that I start to lose the plot.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You kidding? It’s self-explanatory. Third date = she’s totally into you, you should return the favor.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Third date – heard enough of my stupid stories.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You could always steal someone else’s stories.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you think I hang out in the DBD?

“So this one year, after taking in the India/Sri Lanka test match, I went to Africa where I stayed in the Westin – you know that Starwood is the best travel program out there – so I was telling Coach Tedford about my Africa trip and he made fun of me for evicting grandmothers.”

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Go on. Maybe I can use this to pick up some Ohioans!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a terrible idea. Why would you want to pick up guys in Ohio?

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

free access to meth.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

BECAUSE I’M LAZY, DAMNIT!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Enchant them with tales from California.

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Like how I’m a dirty hippie?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You went to Cal, that parts implied. Living in Ohio just reinforces it.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

True. It’s pretty enchanting that I shower less than your average bear, right?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Arent we all? Arent we all?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WATCH OUT, OHIO BEAR JUNIOR!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call!

I haven’t met Ohio Bear Jr yet…although now I might never get to haha!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you should ask her about her interests? And why aren’t more CGB women chiming in here …

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that how you reeled in the missus?

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard a rumor that sec119 smiled just one time at Mrs. sec119 and she immediately said “Yes. I’ll marry you.”

That’s how good he is.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

@sec119 To be honest I know that I have a problem blabbing about me all the time, so I made very special effort in our first two dates to ask about herand not talk about myself so much. But she spent the entire night (both times) asking about me. Very curious as to the differences between growing up Australian Chinese vs. American Chinese

by LeonPowe on Nov 30, 2011 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s into you.

Go make Australia Bear Territory already.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 30, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

And why aren’t more CGB women chiming in here…

Because we’re like the elusive mythical unicorn, remember?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, when I try to hand over the keys to the Secret Palace of Happiness with Women, I only get mocked. I’m standing on the sidelines, scorecard in hand. You’re on your own here.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like such a magical place, though! Will talking about how my cannon requires proper permitting and insurance get me there?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Epic phail, Oui Oui.

Scootie is in distress. You’re supposed to try to fix her problem. Sheesh. How insensitive!

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

God knows I always look to men to fix my problems.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like you and Scootie are the same person.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I, too, have been thirsty!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

/fist bump

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re on your own here.

And flailing!

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by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There are keys to the concept of girth?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard that sec119’s pick up line for Mrs. sec119 was “I’m sec119. Do you want to spend the rest of your life with me?”

She said yes. That’s just how good he is.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You did this already, I thought you go with the Karvorka is strong in this one.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to get a sec119valance going.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lololol, you know the Mr. and Mrs. sec119 origin story!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I usually just let the girl talk about herself all first date. It’s what makes the third date all that much more successul!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnnnn playa

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohh…. then yes, yes, YES!!!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSWS!

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Behold the power of the Ohio!!!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

More info on the AOregon sitchL:




The meeting was a sham.

That in and of itself should not come a a surprise.

We knew Lariviere was going to get fired. There was no doubt about that coming in.

What was frustrating was the arrogance displayed by the State Board of Higher Ed. After listening to an hour of public testimony, they had the audacity to come back with pre-prepared statements. After listening to public concerns about lack of transparency and trust, the Board has the audacity to lecture on the importance of transparency and trust. While showing how out of touch they are by saying that all the outrage came as a surprise.

My first reaction was emotional. And my first (and now deleted) thread on the subject was overly so.

That said, no amount of protest is going to bring Lariviere back. Nor should that be the goal at this point. We have to move forward, and that’s going to include a number of things.

The Board of Higher Education, whether they like it or not, has a major mess on their hands. People are very angry, and rightfully so. And I think a lot of people are more angry about the process than the decision itself. That University stakeholders, students, faculty, and alumni were not kept in the loop, then patronized when they finally got a chance to speak. Clearly, Lariviere was a difficult man for the politicians to deal with. But he also embodies what a lot of us feel: that our chance for greatness is now, that we can’t continue to be held back so that other univerisites in the system don’t feel bad, and we certainly can’t wait for years for a broken system to deliver results. The Board has a lot, and I mean A LOT, of work to do to build trust and respect with the University community. They cannot do that until they acknowledge their own faults in that process. That was something they were not prepared to do tonight. Perhaps, after reflection, they will be.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

sounds like i know a board who could use a certain professional’s help

[TwistHNook] is an executive coach, facilitator and keynote speaker who helps leaders focus on what is most important, improve communication and alignment with key stakeholders, build influence, and speak and lead from a place of deep authenticity. He draws on a rich background as inspiration for his work. Prior to consulting he held a series of leadership and executive positions over a 15 year period which involved coaching and supervising managers, directors and key leaders; strategic planning, leadership development, board leadership, HR, finance, and operations.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

But where is this Twist*H**N*ook when we need him???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So does anyone know why they actually fired the guy? Firing a University president is usually only done when there is a big scandal. Otherwise they tend to arrange some kind of buy-out deal in exchange for the resignation, often including post-resignation “consulting” and stuff. So this seems pretty unusual.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they did oust him

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t seem like an answer to CalBear81’s question.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He was acting too independently for their tastes. I think the straw that broke the camel’s back was when he used the “tuition reserves” to give pay raises to the faculty. He also wanted more autonomy to create a more independent University of Oregon Board of Directors that would gain them more independence from the current board that also oversees the other state schools as well. That, and Gov Kitzhaber hated him.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

from what I could tell in reading a couple stories about this.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, how Oaklandian.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That sucks dude. Thanks for explaining, tho.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Bro, he was only looking to the sidelines for the next play. His leg cramped up, it happens! Can we just drop it already!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Apologies for length.

MUST.NOT.MAKE.WEDDING.NIGHT.JOKE!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

they never work in that direction

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

twss

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

well-played.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t apologize for the length. That was very informative. Hard to believe the University only gets 5.8% of its funding from the state. And I thought we had it bad! It can hardly even call itself a public university with that level of funding. Thanks for taking the time to give us this information.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It gets more money from Nike I bet.

I tshould be the Oregon Institute Of Nike.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

for a second i thought you were replying to Twist and was about to get really freaked out.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, even the state of California is now 4th on the list of funding sources for us too. Used to #1 when CB81 & I went there, and probably Fiat too.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It was #1 but I was always surprised the amount was well less than 1/2. That shocked me. It was like 30%

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow that sounds absolutely horrible. Thanks for explaining

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, counterpoint -

the biggest hole that I can think of in what I just laid out was that apparently the Governor and Board were mad because, allegedly, his promotion of this plan was interfering with and endangering passage of their own reform plans in the legislature. That would understandably cause consternation. This is the only thing that I could pull from their decision that seemed to constitute harm to others.

But especially in light of their priorities and track record, it’s also understandable that Lariviere would have little faith in their efforts to begin with. And that both ideas could not be advanced simultaneously is a pretty big indictment of our dysfunctional political system, and a good argument in itself for greater independence for UO. Lariviere also did withdraw his proposal, eventually, at the request of the governor, months before he was fired. The raise fiasco was reportedly the tipping point.

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by omb on Nov 29, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So, this whole madness is based on Lariviere being an unorthodox rebel with a heart of gold who plays by nobody’s rules?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

BruinsNation missed the mark?

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone bulletpoint this whole situation for me? thanks.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Board of Directors: We don’t like your face.
President: U mad? Come at me, bro.
Board of Directors: Phil doesn’t like you either.
President: I’ll be careful.
Board of Directors: You’ll be dead!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that you mention it,

The next prez should most definitely be a wookie.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 29, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Eight people shot during rap music video taping in Oakland

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/11/eight-people-shot-during-rap-music-video-taping-in-oakland.html

Oakland police are investigating the shooting of at least eight people, including a 1-year-old boy, during the filming of a rap music video.

The boy was in critical condition after being shot in the head Monday night, and an adult also was in critical condition with unspecified injuries, police told the Oakland Tribune. Other victims were in stable condition Tuesday.

The shooting occurred in a liquor store parking lot, where dozens of people had gathered, possibly for a taping by Oakland rapper Kafani. Officials said he was at the scene but unhurt, although Kafani, on his Twitter account, contested that report.

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

My bus drove by that scene yesterday. So many cops and firefighters.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

silly LA, it wasn’t actually a video taping.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But there’s video of the whole thing

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

silly KTVU, not reporting facts

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But they’ve got traffic and weather on the 1’s, 5’s, 3’s and 9’s.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

poor 7’s :(

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are for rugby!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

KTVU <3’s Jack Clark!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes

I know that corner, it’s right where I U-turn to do a mail drop.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Possible X-Mass gift

If there is a contemporary British historian who is the chronicler of World War II, it would be Max Hastings. In book after book, he has zoomed in on individual theaters and arenas in the global conflict, which continues to fascinate historians and readers more than 65 years after it finally came to an end.

Link

For the person interested in WWII history in your life. I haven’t read it, but his “Retribution: The Battle for Japan, 1944-45” was a fantastic read, and he does bring a fresh perspective to events that occurred 70 years ago.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Love Hasting’s books.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Angry judge gives Conrad Murray 4 years in Michael Jackson's death

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/11/conrad-murray-sentenced-michael-jackson.html

A judge on Tuesday sentenced Dr. Conrad Murray to four years behind bars — the maximum punishment possible — for his part in Michael Jackson’s death, saying the doctor’s role in the singer’s fatal overdose was "money-for-medicine madness."

In blistering and lengthy remarks, Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor lambasted Murray for failing to express any remorse for the pop star’s death and suggesting in a recent documentary that Jackson bore responsibility for his own demise.

"Talk about blaming the victim," Pastor said. "Not only isn’t there any remorse, there is umbrage and outrage on the part of Dr. Murray against the decedent."

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

is angry judge like angry birds

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

only with powdered wigs.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and ballooning robes

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

With Dancing Itos in the background.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

Not sure that he will ever be back. Let’s hope for the best.

Redshirt freshman receiver Kaelin Clay is no longer with the program.
“He’s taking classes somewhere to help his academic situation,” Tedford said.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

There is some hope that Clay might return next year. We’ll see

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i asked this somewhere else but forget… does this count against our graduation rate then?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP Patrice O’Neal

Stroke and now dead. You were funny dude.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

who dat

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

MIchael hired him to burn down the banana stand!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 29, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The Flamer?!

NOOOOOOO

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

whaaaaaaa?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

wow. he was pretty funny on Charlie Sheen’s roast. makes a lot of those self fat jokes a lot less funny.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of the jokes on Patrice were “seriously, you’re gonna be dead soon” and then he had his stroke about a month later. But that’s life, we guess.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP, guy was hilarious

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ManBearCal & Solarise

Any word on Tagaloa? I thought we would hear something yesterday…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

does solarise still exist?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t he get some silly job that required, like, work, or something like that?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He moved to Taiwan to live in a real life rap video world. His moving was the death of “Fire Starkey: Ultimate Wingman”.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

still working out some things, but he’s likely to end up at Cal

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You might like this fiatlux

So I wanted to take advantage of that sale for 50% off men’s bball tix. The mailer, in huge print, says WED NOV 23 to TUE NOV 29 SALE. Organized 7 friends to go, via email over T giving. Tix are $11. When I go to buy yesterday, there’s a $4 fee ascribed to each ticket. No explanation, just “fee.” So I venture that it might be an online convenience fee and if I call, then there’s no fee. So I get confirmation from one more friend, and call a few minutes ago.

Oh turns out the sale ended at 9AM PDT, in teeny tiny print on the reverse of the mailer. I ask to be relayed to a manager, who says it’s all automated online and there’s nothing he can do for me. I say “yes, there is, I can easily come in and you can sell me 7 tickets for $11 as advertised on 11/29.” And he says “well then I’d have to do that for everyone.” Gee, sounds like a lot of people also wanted to buy on 11/29 AS ADVERTISED ON YOUR FUCKING MAILER YOU TARD.

I go to like one basketball game per year, I’d love to go to more, but I already spend enough $ on football. So now I explain to him that there is no way I’m buying tickets, and that he will be getting $0 from a longtime supporter instead of $109. He basically says tough cookies, “you had a week to take advantage of the offer.” Look, you tool, I never go to bball games, I want to, and now I’m not again. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, now YOU will be getting zero dollars.

Moral of the story: have you ever, ever, EVER heard of a sale ending at the start of business on the last advertised day of the sale? Is that not the dumbest shit you’ve heard? Do the people in the ATO even walk on two limbs?!? Do they know that their job is to sell tickets, or was the job description simply printed as Be Stupid. ASEDFQW(R&#($N

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I saw that it ended at 9AM, but had no idea why it would.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Questions? Call (800) GO BEARS Monday – Friday, 9am – 4pm

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 29, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think maybe the ATO thinks “GO BEARS” is actually like GO AWAY BEARS. GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK TO GAMES OR ANYTHING.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“Tickets on sale from 4pm Nov. 23 to 9AM Nov. 29”

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 29, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

.,.,.,.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Team Unsure Of What Fans Mean By ‘Go!’

CHARLOTTE, NC—Saying the command was not very specific and lacked any real substance, confused members of the Carolina Panthers football team were forced to call a timeout Sunday so they could try to figure out what their fans meant by “Go!” “Did they think we might stop playing the game or something? Because we weren’t going to do that. We’re under contract,” quarterback Cam Newton told reporters, adding that fans should be a little more clear next week in terms of what they want. “I don’t think they were telling us to go in a specific direction, either. Like forward or to the left or something. Overall, it was just really frustrating.” Following the press conference, the Panthers had a team meeting, assumed the fans wanted them to leave North Carolina, and moved the franchise to Los Angeles.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody let fiatlux see this post. His head will ESPLODE

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

so the next time I complain about them, maybe you’ll agree with me? ;-)

Go right to the top and send your email to Sandy. And here is what you do… cc Gregg Gottlieb who is the operations guy for basketball. Sorry, for men’s basketball. gg@berkeley.edu

Clean up what you just wrote and send it off… and then maybe forward it to me so i can see it.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Iunno, I gave/give them a lot of the benefit of the doubt for the shitstorm that was organizing/predicting Cal Football 2011, but ending a sale at the start of business of the last advertised day of said sale, after a holiday weekend? Short bus material.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

like having 2000 tickets left to the Big Game to sell and not selling 200 to a long time ticket buyer?

I am actually working on an email to Greg, let me include this incident in it.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. I’ll send him one independently.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be joking
Iunno, I gave/give them a lot of the benefit of the doubt for the shitstorm that was organizing/predicting Cal Football 2011, but ending a sale at the start of business of the last advertised day of said sale, after a holiday weekend? Short bus material.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions

That’s ATO’s business: they’re supposed to organize ticket sales for all of Cal’s sports.

But to be fair, I don’t think know that ATO is responsible for the mess that you exposed with the basketball ticket sale. It may be someone else who’s responsible. ATO is merely responsible for making sure that sales are carried out in accordance with policies set by Marketing and BearBackers (one presumes).

And the ticket fee thing is ridiculous. It’s a way for the ATO to skim additional money from customers and boost the profits for the AD. I’ll bet that there’s an argument that “everyone does it.” Doesn’t make it any less reprehensible. $11 should be $11, not $11 + $4 handling fee.

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were joking that would be a terrible standup act!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

2.4/10

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

see?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yesterday before the basketball game Gottlieb gave a pre-game talk in the Club Room in Haas and said the issue they’re trying to tackle for the program is to get people to use tickets which have already been sold rather than selling more tickets. Selling more tickets would be nice, but it’d be meaningful if those people who bought tickets actually used them or passed them on to people who’d show up. He also said that if people didn’t know anyone to give tickets to, to contact him and he’d do what he could to help.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If only they didn’t sell tickets at all! Then they’d never have to worry about people using the tickets they purchased…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But if they could get people to use the tickets, then they wouldn’t have to sell them.

Am I doing it rite?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You sound perfect for Cal’s ticketing office! But, no, really, the team’s more concerned about filling Haas than selling tickets. This is not surprising.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for them. Team should provide clean resale market online for season ticket holders. Also give some shit away. Bing bang boom. This advice is all free, btw, and we are full of it.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I will not be satisfied until I can make an outfit out of giveaways from Cal games! I just need pants.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

pants are not required for the DBD, just so you know…

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you should email gottlieb.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

it’s so easy. seriously (I can’t help it, i have to use that word sometimes). Even this guy could so it

(ps, I love the fact I can google “Andrew Luck Caveman” and so my images come up.)

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that Google Images search was on my frequently visited sites in Safari during Big Game

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

*week

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SOLUTION:

Don’t bundle all these crap games into the season ticket package. Now you can get back to working on selling tickets!

WE ARE PROBLEM SOLVER

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But season ticket holders should love seeing UC Irvine and Denver and Outer Mongolia U.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, Outer Monglia is way better than Outer Mongolia State…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re thinking of Gobi State.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

what does cauliflower have to do with anything?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a much bigger fan of Ulan Baator Tech.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad I wasn’t the one to make this joke.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want to feel included.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

KABOOM

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Indian group hug?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 30, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

atoms hasn’t showered in three days… are you sure?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 30, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

i love outer mongolia u's full court press

i think they called it “rape and pillage”?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but they suck at the half court offense.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re sure they would love it if they would just show up but they won’t show up so shoulda woulda coulda gotta work on that.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesnt make much sense.

I mean its great that people who buy tickets use them. And they can buy sodas and tshirts etc etc etc. But on the same wavelength, selling MORE tickets means MORE revenue

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

no one told me there would be economics in this DBD.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

you see what i was talking about on Saturday? and why my head is close to exploding sometimes?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

NO NO NO

having a mongolian bbq when outer mongolia state comes to visit will create more revenue

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 29, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

great, now i'm hungry.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

On a related note, I’ve got a pair of tickets to most of the home basketball games in December available. Gonna miss a few, and I got a free extra pair to Jackson (is not a) State.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Nov 29, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I might be interested!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I might be interested also!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

also rishi, I love that you included the home alone movies

they are awesome!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t wait to watch them!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

ThatGuyWithTheGlasses on Christmas Specials

The dude loves Christmas, and he always makes good videos about Christmas specials during the holiday season.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/3226-top-12-greatest-christmas-specials

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/14801-ncchlist11

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by Swamphunter on Nov 29, 2011 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Word association

When I read “ThatGuyWithGlasses,” I immediately thought of Stricherz

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh

Stricherz VonThatGuyWithGlasses

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll share this here

Thanks, Nick Foles

I looked up the Nick Foles double pass play from our 2009 win over Arizona, just to see if Stricherz was the referee that night (he wasn’t).

Bravo to those of you in attendance that night. Sounded great at Memorial that night through my TV. The noise was tremendous.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that game. So much for us to love and be miserable over… including after that play Shane scoring on that long, seemingly, game clinching TD… only to have the extra point go awry giving UofA life… but then we shut them down.

That was such a great back to back game stretch.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That was probably the loudest Memorial got all season. And with only 50,000 people, too!

by iVinshe on Nov 29, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It was pretty rocking for Maryland for the first game. It all started so well… and then all went so wrong… and then all got better… and then all went wrong…

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a very fun game. When Foles threw that second pass, I yelled, “He can’t do that!” And, indeed, he could not.

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

that game was so much fun! student section was awesome at the end of the game.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I was yelling so loudly like a maniac at that game. My 4 year old son was embarrassed to be seen with me. He was like, “Dad, Sit DOWN! Stop IT!” I was standing up waving my arms telling everyone in the upper rows of section Q to get on their feet and support their Golden Bears. Totes lost my voice that game. It was worth it though because all that yelling made Foles throw that double forward pass. I just know it.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

god i love these stories. you achieved so much there, including mortifying your son.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying the channel the mic man from my undergrad days. ;-)

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Fun fact

A mic man once asked me if I wanted to try out. They might have been grasping at straws…I’m loud, but have no idea what I’m talking about!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Lesser cal fans than you have tried out, to our suffering.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, stood through those, too.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

as I posted… you’ve never seen anything sadder than that lonely open mic against Oregon State in 1989.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like you did great!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You were also a mic man?!

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

uh no. I was making a subtle reference to fiatlux.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It was so subtle that I thought you were a mic man!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

DrunkOski HATES you for bringing up something I’ve done in the past!!!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

China could block NBA players return

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-wojnarowski_china_nba_players_112811

The Chinese Basketball Association is showing no inclination to let unhappy NBA players out of their contracts for the 2011-12 season, and will likely mandate they not receive clearance letters to return to the NBA until the Chinese season ends in March, sources told Yahoo! Sports.

Wilson Chandler(notes), Kenyon Martin(notes), J.R. Smith(notes) and Aaron Brooks(notes) are the four top NBA players under contract in China, and several sources involved in those contract entanglements said escape clauses won’t be allowed with the impending end of the NBA lockout.

The Chinese Basketball Association passed a rule that its teams could sign only NBA free agents during the lockout, and it was made clear to those players they would have to play the full season to be given FIBA clearance letters to sign contracts with NBA teams.

 Smith has had multiple clashes with his team, and some Chinese officials fear players becoming obstinate and purposely missing practices and games once they realize they’ll be held to their contracts.

Team officials have prepared for the possibility some players could try to force their way out of deals, but their contracts give teams the latitude to fine and suspend players without pay. Chinese teams invested heavily when they signed NBA players, also providing hotel suites, personal drivers and chefs to make the players more comfortable.

"They can play, get paid [in China] and return to the NBA in March," one Chinese team official said. "Or they can not get paid, and return to the NBA in March."

by j.lee on Nov 29, 2011 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

Are they legally obligated to stay in the country? Why not just bolt?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

They can’t re-join the NBA because of NBA/FIBA agreements.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And if they can’t rejoin the NBA, there’s no point to bolting the country and being in breach of contract.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be a perfect, visible opportunity to show China their own special brand of free trade.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If it weren’t for FIBA, I’d say yeah, sure, but then we’re gonna start messing with our Euro pipe to the NBA as well.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and we know how euros can swing pipe!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what she said!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, before the players signed there were all of these articles and news releases that very very very clearly stated WE WILL NOT RELEASE YOU IF THE NBA SEASON RETURNS – so fault lies with the players. They cannot claim they didn’t know.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

rule of law? what is this, the US?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m 100% sure there will be a way that if the player really doesn’t want to be here (and there’s been no indications as of yet) they will figure out how to be on an NBA roster within 2 months.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t seem like the players made a lot of good choices during the negotiations.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Roommate stories?

I just remembered two more about my sophomore year one.

1) He took a CS class (so that it would help him get into Haas). It was one of those really low level self paced ones. He naturally procrastinated (so would I to be honest) and did no work. He tried to get me to do his homework for money but I refused just to spite him. He tried to get others for weed and still fucked up. In the end he wanted to drop the class but it was like a week before finals and he couldn’t. So he called his sister and cried to her for a few hours. And then called the guidance councilor and cried. And some administrator. His sister even called. He finally got to drop the class without a W or anything bad on his transcript. I was PISSED. Fucking asshole.

2) He wanted work experience during the summer but he didn’t want to do the work to find a real job. He did find some unpaid stuff but he wanted money so that he could travel. Finally his mom told him to just work with one of his professors and that she would pay for his gas (travel expenses). He somehow managed to get her to agree that she will pay him so that he could go work at this unpaid internship which would give him units at Cal. But it turns out she backed out of the deal so I endured listening to him bitch, moan and cry to her over the phone for a few days straight. Bonus points were given because he whined about this to his 16 year old GF.

Extra: I might have already said this but whatever. He obviously didn’t get into Haas which was no surprise to anyone but him. He refused to admit that it was possible. So he wrote a letter to Haas. Unfortunately for him he wrote it on my computer when I wasn’t there and saved it to the Desktop. So I read it (fuck him). It was the most entitled piece of crap I have ever written. It basically consisted of him saying “I should get into Haas because I deserve it”. At one point some of his “close” buddies asked me on campus (when I ran into them) if he got in and when I told him no, they started laughing. Since this happened after that CS thing, I took perverse pleasure in seeing his “friends” laugh at his misfortune. Yes I’m a bad guy. Oh yea his appeal failed.

I remembered these because he was the one that always wanted to go to Cafe Gratitude (not sure if he went).

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by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

what’d he end up majoring in?

by the federer express on Nov 29, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t remember

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by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

GB has some company

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He was apparently buying it for Kluwe the punter

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by royrules22 on Nov 29, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, fuck Furd and all, but everyone could use this class, in response to suicides.

Stanford happiness class proves popular, helpful

“Their class is not just about avoiding catastrophe,” said a former student, senior Elise Gibbs. “It’s about promoting wellness so you don’t get to catastrophe. This class isn’t just for people who aren’t happy. It can improve the quality of life for anyone. Absolutely anyone.”

One important message the instructors hope to convey is that racking up accomplishments won’t necessarily lead to fulfillment.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 29, 2011 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

One important message the instructors hope to convey is that racking up accomplishments won’t necessarily lead to fulfillment.

Correct, fulfillment can only be achieved if Daddy knows the right people!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that that weird saxophone looking thing?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M ON TO YOUR TROLL, TROLL!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah I listened to it, it was a nice solo, if I have the instrument right.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the xylaphone one

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks kinda like a malnourished Saxophone? Xylaphone is one those things that look like kids toys, right? You hit with sticks?

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Vibraphone

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, so that weird saxophone was a sousaphone?

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t sousaphones look like tubas?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Little known fact: they were designed by John Philip Sousa

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was widely known.

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You never know. There are people here who didnt even knwo country’s was a possessive OR a country is.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t fool me with that canard, you troll.

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by CalBear81 on Nov 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S BRASSIS

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Header

I thought you were trolling earlier, but when I tried to call you on it you were all “NO, I’M LEGIT AS FUCK” so I’ll show you what a sousaphone looks like:

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I am legit, in fact I just got done working out, ipod on random, and a jazz song came on, which surprised me, since there is no jazz on my ipod, but it was by a prog-rock band called BEN off of the Vertigo Retrospective.

I couldn’t find the song I was listen too but this a sample. Also, I’ll have to listen to your song again, because I was focused on the saxophone solos, which were good too.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Learn something new every day.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Header

As for a malnourished sax, I have noid ea what you are saying. Are you referring to the alto sax? They have ana lto and a tenor.

Alto:

Tenor:

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

soprano sax

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is smaller than the soprano

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Baritone sax

Played this in high school

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The photo is tiny, but the sax is HUGE. Bigger than tenor.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bass sax

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This one is like 6 feet tall and 90 pounds.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

heavier than a sousaphone?

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably, but I dont know. Ive never actually held eithe rin my hands. Its much larger at 6 feet tall.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i was fucking kidding, but wow.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The SNL band used to occasionally features that monster heading into commercials. We thinks it may have been around Christmas time.

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by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Lenny Picket rocking out on that?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I played that for two years in the jazz band!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the highlight for me was when we played “Peg” because there was some part (i can’t vaguely remember) where the baritone sax was featured… bum bum bummmm

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i could barely play one. poorly.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I can play two saxes at once. I can also play 1 woodwind and 1 brass at once. That one is tougher.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Brings all the boys to the yard.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What can I say? People love me!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

what key are they all in?

Alto is in e flat, amirite? beyond that, I’m lost. Baritone in C?

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Its been a while since I did music theory stuff BUT, IIRC:

alto and bari are EFlat, while soprano and tenor are BFlat.

As for the other saxes, I dont know. They are very rarely played.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i played trumpet and for part of one year switched to the E-flat alto horn (which looks like a little baritone) and played with the sax section. Hated it. Went back to good ol’ B-flat trumpet.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You play trumpet>?

I SMELL JAM SESH!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Been way too long.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Embouchure all effed up.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

surprised myself that i still know that word and could spell it.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to learn it because I kept getting all these emo kids and their parents freaking out that getting braces would ruin their musical careers forevair.

Now, I just nod comfortingly and say, “Nonsense, young lad(lass). It just takes a little practice to slightly modify your embouchure. You’ll be fine.”

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

vibraphone sounds dirty.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I CANNOT Z FAST ENOUGH

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if you Zed a bit more slowly, you could learn something about different saxes! WOuldn’t that be interesting if you try to date a woman who plays an instrument??

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

“zed?” We call that the Z key here in Murikah, thank you very much.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi speaks British and Twist was just trying to be a good communicator (very strange, I know, I know).

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Was going to TA you, but then realised that Twist did not intentionally make that joke.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The only instrument I’m interested in her playing is [deleted by CGB Hit Squad]. if you know what I mean.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You want her to play your piccollo?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

“Zed? Zed’s dead.”

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

THESE KINDS OF COMMENTS ARE NOT GOOD FOR THE BLOG, PEOPLE!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

[Twist does that to me all the time. Just thought I’d return the favour]

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you need to buy Mr. F bonestorm!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

OH FUCK YES. PUFF DADDDY’S KID IS GOING TO UCLA ON A FULL FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP:

His dad has gone by many names, but this talented young guy is looking to make a name for himself on the gridiron.

It was just announced today that a certain hip-hop mogul’s son has chosen to attend the University of California, Los Angeles, and play for the college’s football team on a full scholarship.

But in addition to brawn, the 5-foot-9, 175-pound cornerback also has brains. He currently carries a 3.75 GPA and is the head of the African American Society at Iona Prep.

So who obviously has all the right moves?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

I thought I told you that he won’t stop. I thought I told you that he won’t stop.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 29, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess he’s not a bad boy after all.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I read a tweet last night saying Lamond Murray Jr. is a junior at a HS in LA and is looking pretty smooth. Would be sweet to get him here.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Just as long its not from Tracy Murray/Cameron Murray’s genes.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no he is Lamond’s son.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

True Story

I was at the game where Tracy Murray broke the all time state scoring record in HS; unfortunately it was against my HS.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You were destined to be a bear!

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

True Story

When Tracy was leaving California (the nation?) in scoring at 43.3 ppg, our power forward matched up with him and held him to 35. Of course, he sat down with like 15 minutes left in the game.

Adam Jacobson (Gelndora High as well – played at pacific) dropped 36 points against me (well, 9 against me and then 27 against the next two guys)

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did you go to school?

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonita, in La Verne.

by LeonPowe on Nov 30, 2011 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

No way!

I went to Damien.

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by golden oso on Nov 30, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I know three people who went to Damien. Mark McGwire. Bill Duffy (who is a big NBA agent, and was also Kurt Rambis’ rommate at Santa Clara) and Andy Sugita who was the only one in my elementary school who could throw a tennis ball over the fence from home plate.

Are you from La Verne?

by LeonPowe on Nov 30, 2011 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I lived in Upland/Alta Loma at the time. Mark’s younger brother JJ (the one who admitted to giving Mark the juice) was at Claremont HS at the same time I was at DHS. They were probably our biggest football rival; Glendora for basketball and just about about everything else. We used to hang out at the Straw Hat pizza on Foothill after the games. Every once in a while at In n Out in La Verne. We were always cool with the Bonita folk, though.

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by golden oso on Nov 30, 2011 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

My high school years coincided with Dan McGwire – he of the 6’8" QB frame being at Claremont.

Where’s the Straw Hat Pizza on foothill – the one in Claremont? We went to Warehouse Pizza on D Street in downtown La Verne.

I bet you never gave a second thought to the Bonita folk. We were such an anonymous school. When we were in Hacienda League, we were the rich white school. But as soon as we played anyone from Baseline League we were the poor Hispanic school.

I was always always always at that In-N-Out.

by LeonPowe on Nov 30, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Well look at this fucking love connection :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 30, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think the straw hat was in Calremont. Maybe that’s why there were so many fights in the parking lot. I had friends who went to Bonita; granted they started out at Damien and we would hang out together at the in n out. When I was there, there was no beef between the schools; most likely because we were in different leagues, but we did hang out together.

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by golden oso on Nov 30, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t Bill Duffy’s first agent Gary Payton? I sat next to him on a plane when he was first getting going. Wish I would have taken better opportunity of that chance meeting. He, back then, seemed like a nice enough guy.

by fiatlux on Nov 30, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i meant first client, not first agent.

by fiatlux on Nov 30, 2011 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

He and Aaron Goodwin used to be partners way back in the day. Goodwin is a Cal grad and ended up being GP, Jason Kidd, ‘Reef (and lots of other Oakland guys) agents – Bill Duffy and Goodwin split early on because I think they disagreed with how players should be represented – also lifestyle choices. Duffy’s clients tend to be “good guys” – who are very active in the community and such (Yao Ming, Steve Nash) whereas Goodwin doesn’t seem to put as much emphasis on that.

by LeonPowe on Nov 30, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was Duffy because I specifically remember talking to him about GP and him telling me I would surprised at all the good things he did… And I remember thinking “rrrrright.” I was young.

by fiatlux on Nov 30, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

ick…sc programmers at apple. nty.

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 29, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So I'm bored...


But these are funny.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 29, 2011 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

Facebook randomness

Some guys doing Mo-vember. This photo make me chuckle:

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

pretty funny…

not to ruin the point, Movember is not about facial hair… it’s about ‘staches… so the goatee things don’t count.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Fu Man Chu, bitches!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Fu Manchu

Weird Beard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-tX3YebCE

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta be the 'stache

nah, too hispter-wanna-be-irony. You gotta go full Burt Reynolds circa Smoke and the Bandit or Tom Selleck Magnum PI ’stache

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, the ironic mustache has been done for like 4 years now. Its just a ronic mustache now

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

for zoonews it’s more like weronic, amirite?!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

^they can’t all be winners.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

For example, this one.

by LeonPowe on Nov 29, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I still laughed.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 29, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m such an easy audience i laugh at them all.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed too :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was good! Not good enough to rec, but good!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Favorite bits from The Onion over the last few days:

Trophy Wife Mounted

Even Annoying Twentysomething Shits Like Me Deserve To Have A Future

While the Declaration of Independence guarantees each of us the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, today’s economic uncertainty has kept those sacred rights out of reach for many of our newest college graduates. Not long ago, all Americans, regardless of how young and unbearably irritating they were, could count on having a chance to make a good lives for themselves.

Everyone—even people like me, a twentysomething piece of shit who has contributed nothing to society yet expects everything to be handed to him anyway—deserves a shot at a decent future.

If this truly is the land of opportunity, shouldn’t America’s promise extend also to the most worthless of human beings who continue to live on their parents’ dime two years after college? It seems as though this nation has forgotten about the parasitic, self-involved young assholes who believe jobs starting at $42,000 a year with benefits are their birthright. What about us? What about all the smug, over­educated pricks out there still asking Mom and Dad to pay off a credit-card invoice filled with $4 purchases of bubble tea?

When do we get our turn?

‘Please Stop Calling Me Big Baby,’ Says Glen ‘Pencil Dick’ Davis

BOSTON—Irked that a reporter had once again referred to him as “Big Baby” while asking him a question about the NBA lockout, Boston Celtics center Glen “Pencil Dick” Davis lashed out at fans and the media Monday for continuing to call him by his renounced nickname. “I understand people like calling me ‘Big Baby’ and all that, but it really bothers me, and it’s demeaning,” Pencil Dick said. “I just don’t think ‘Big Baby’ defines me at all, not anymore. If anything, you should call me Big [Pencil Dick] or Mr. [Pencil Dick]. Even [Pencil Dick] would be fine.” None of Davis’ teammates could be reached for comment, including Kevin “The Big Fuckface” Garnett.

Old-Fashioned No-Water Practice Gets High School Diving Coach Fired

GRANT, NE—Perkins County High School diving coach Tony Spencer was fired Friday for what he called an “old-fashioned no-water practice,” a drill that left three swimmers dead and several others in intensive care. “If you can dive into a pool with no water, imagine what you can do with a pool that has water,” the 72-year-old Spencer said as he was led to a police car, adding that the “old-school” practice was meant to weed out those who want to be divers from those who aren’t serious about the sport. “Those kids who are still breathing? They’ll thank me in a couple years when they’re wearing gold medals around their mostly healed necks.” During his arraignment Saturday, dozens of Spencer’s former divers, many of whom were confined to wheelchairs and unable to breathe without a ventilator, showed up to the courthouse to support their coach and thank him for molding them into the men they are today.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

the no-water one is so wrong but so funny

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

How does it smell?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

smells fine… i am sitting in a hotel room and want some cereal with milk i got this morning (glamorous life i know)

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Taste a little bit. Wait, how long ago was this morning for you?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s from about 10 AM. It tastes fine… is that the determining sign?

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t do it.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i tossed it. thanks everyone!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll be sorry in ten minutes when that cereal box starts taunting you from across the room.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lol… should have a great cardio workout in the morning on a 14 hour fast or so!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend, I give you permission to leave your hotel room in search of sustenance.

Just this once. Be wild. Hunt well, brother.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

;-) I’m not really that hungry… I can go a night without dinner… or i could order room service, but that would be a bad choice.

CARDIO!

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s always cereal + water.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Had a friend in the dorms freshman year that put orange juice in his cereal in the morning at the DC. I was like WTF?

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s weird, there’s no denying that.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

cereal + yogurt or ice cream ftw!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Kahlua would work, too.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’d be ok. Especially if it was a cool room and pasteurized milk and an unopened carton (originally).

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Where was this official chemical advice before he threw it out!?!?

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had friends refer to the milk expiration date as the ‘first world’ sell-by, and that date plus a week as its true ‘sell-by.’

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the type of milk

Non-fat milk, ime, goes bad before the sell-by date…

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Higher fat content = expires faster.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that's how it should be

But, seriously, I would buy 2% and skim milk from the same brand at the same grocery store…

And the skim milk would always go bad first.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Nonfat is generally good for weeks after the sell by. Whole milk has a day or two after the sell by before it’s butter.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear, this has never been the case for me.

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know why I wrote that, but yes

I was thinking about higher/lower fat content and moisture content, etc. and typed higher rather than lower. Then Zed and couldn’t find this comment again to correct myself.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

(want to say SERIOUSLY! but won’t).

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, these people might know better: http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/foodsci/ext/pubs/milksafety.html

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t sound liek i should drink it… hunger versus at hand is a struggle

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least the bathroom is easily accessible, should it not agree with you.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

When milk goes sour (a little, not like a month sour), you can use it for “buttermilk” pancakes :)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Safer trick is to add a tablespoon of white vinegar to your milk and wait a few minutes before adding it to the rest of your dry ingredients when making pancake batter.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Best trick is to use real buttermilk because it tastes better!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

true story.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’ve got real buttermilk, might as well make waffles instead of pancakes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What happens when you buttermilk goes sour? It happened… to a friend of mine…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 29, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You get yogurt! Or penicillin.

Maybe both.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Safest trick it to get on the buttermilk pancake trail of South East Asia.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

such a tourist.

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We prefer the buttermilk biscuit tour of Holiday Inn Expresses.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 30, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

get the cinnamon rolls…. they’re ridiculously good. and bad for you.

by fiatlux on Nov 30, 2011 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

creme fraiche, sort of.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why the gov is sitting on some fantasticly expensive cheese right now

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t. I’m a pansy when it comes to eating potentially spoiled foods. Too many bad experiences.

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

three days

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

3-4 hours for me

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

FiatSlug - we have this to look forward to

BERKELEY RESIDENTS ADVISED TO PREPARE FOR HIGH WINDS

Berkeley, California (Tuesday, November 29, 2011) – Berkeley residents are being advised that the National Weather Service is forecasting a High Wind Warning, which is expected to be in effect from early Wednesday morning through Thursday evening. Winds are predicted to gust as high as 70 miles per hour, and can cause power outages and tear branches from trees.

"This high-wind warning is a good opportunity for residents to take precautions and be aware of the danger," said Fire Chief Debra Pryor. "Residents should check their flashlights, batteries, and generators. They should also be aware that driving large or high-profile vehicles may be difficult, so please travel with a little extra caution."

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

Wha?

Berkeley Residents Advised To Prepare For High Winds

Is that a reference to those silly all caps weather postings here? Cuz this looks legit.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Scootie is referencing those ALL CAPS WEATHER POSTINGS WHERE THEY’RE SHOUTING AT YOU.

But yeah, I’ve become aware of the high wind advisory. Mrs FiatSlug is worried about our persimmon tree because its exposed to westerly winds. We’ve left the fruit on the tree this long because it hasn’t been ripe enough to pick until just a day or two ago. It’s been a very mild summer and fall.

I’m not looking forward to tomorrow. Walking in downtown Oakland (where I work) will be a challenge. 11th Street is often like a wind tunnel.

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

On the bright side, your persimmons are likely to be picked for you by Mother Nature!

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, the pressure, the pressure.

/9999

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Biondi: Overrated or just never all that good? Please discuss.

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by Kodiak on Nov 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I bullied you all into putting him in the hall of fame. My work there is done.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Shirtless Stanford men from sometime in the late 80s didn’t have enough chest hair? Please discuss.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I pray that’s all Mother Nature does to the persimmon tree.

Would hate to lose branches, especially some of the big ones.

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re 4 comments away from 10,000. I kid you not.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Winds need to stop smoking pot. Cant hotbox a mountain range

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by TwistNHook on Nov 29, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO

Lagavulin 16 on sale at Costco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 8:51 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

they have sales at costco?

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

how about ‘available for purchase’

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i know they have coupons they send you in the mail. My mother-in-law swiped ours yesterday. She was all, “Oh, it looks like you aren’t using these, do you mind if I take a couple of these?” And I just told her to take the whole thing.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Mother-in-laws are sneaky like that.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, those.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

In two marriages

My friend managed to scoop up 4 MILs

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re all scanned on slick deals anyway!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

How much? Can you pick me up a few? I’ll pay you back.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

$52. You don’t have a membership, I assume?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No

That’s a deal, $69 at Bevmo.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

which is why I picked up a bottle. If I can make it back later this week I’ll keep you in mind.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If I see it in the SF one I’ll pick you up a couple (I assume there is not a problem if both Turkey and I end up with some for you?).

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys could buy a half dozen, I would have no problem.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa there Mr. Money Bags!!!

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If I have to suffer through a second bottle, I’ll survive.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I once read that you don’t need a Costco membership to purchase alcohol. Just FYI. I’ll see if I can dig up more info…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

fyi, Lagavulin 16 is the path to Calumbus Bear’s heart if you need extra brownie points

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I might

After my mixed loyalties.

Don’t laugh at my Wiki and Yelp links, but those tell you how to buy liquor without a Costco membership :)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The Internet wouldn’t lie!

bq. Alcohol Without Membership
Costco has a few items that can be purchased without a membership. One of these items is alcohol. Coscto has a huge alcohol section ranging from vodka and beer to fine wines. All of the alcohol at Costco is usually cheaper than anywhere else. All you have to do when walking in is tell the employee checking membership ID’s that you are only there to buy alcohol and you will have no problem.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

can you buy other things when you check out? I have no idea how costco actually works. I’ve shopped there with friends and love their apple pies but i don’t know membership stuff

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think you can buy other stuff because when you check out you have to give the check out clerk your Costco card.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No last-minute-at-the-register-impulsive-apple-pie buying?

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

have you had one of their apple pies? they are soooooo good.

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d.

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by golden oso on Nov 30, 2011 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Their desserts are the best. Better than their sadnwiches!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 30, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

True story.

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by Kodiak on Nov 30, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait what? huh.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Some California law about liquor I think.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe this is true. I think you can walk in and tell them you are buying liquor and go into the store and then pick up beer, wine, liquor and then check out. In CA at least.

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an email out to a friend that would know how valid this is.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Please share when you find out.

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

MY INFORMATION HAS A PRICE. PLEASE PAYPAL ME 11.99/MONTH

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

SMOKE

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, i get that it’s not your thing.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

SMOKE

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by Rishi on Nov 29, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG going to costco

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 30, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Official Thermodynamics Question

I am baking cookies (Tollhouse). I preheated the oven. The oven tells me it is no longer heating, ie it should be at 375. I put the first cookie sheet in. Why does the first batch always take a couple of minutes longer to cook than subsequent batches?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST reply actions  

Do you do anything to cool down the cookie sheet between batches?

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I alternate cookie sheets (one batch goes in as one comes out, then the original gets reloaded and we redo the cycle). The cookie sheet going in is usually warm but not hot (though the first one is a few degrees cooler, room temp).

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Just tested cookie sheet, it’s back to room temp by the time it goes back in. So it’s probably just the dough warming up a couple of degrees?

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this, could be the difference.

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by Cugel on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Try leaving the dough out next time for a cycle to test. Science is experimentation!

by WolverBear on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This would make sense.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Are your cookie sheets double walled?

Is there an air pocket in between the surface that the cookie dough is on and the underside of the cookie sheet?

If so, the airpocket may retain some heat even if the surfaces you touch feel cool.

If that’s not the case, how would you know the temp of a cookie sheet making a subsequent into the oven only a few minutes after the initial or earlier trips? Did you apply a thermometer to said cookie sheet? If you’re only going by touch, I’m not sure that you can tell if cookie sheets have returned to room temp if you’ve been handling the cookie sheets, oven door handle, etc.

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by FiatSlug on Nov 29, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like we’re all overthinking this cookie thing just a little, here.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 29, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a thread about how many times we can wear dress shirts between washes!

We have a thread about all the different varieties of saxamophones!

We have a thread about how long it takes skim milk to go bad!

There is room in the DBD for baking. THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR BAKING!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a thread about how many times we can wear dress shirts between washes!

and the difference between laundering and drycleaning
and the value of having said shirts folded and boxed v on a hanger.
and whether or not to tip the dry cleaner

by fiatlux on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t catch all that.

I’m not that interested in that stuff.

BUT I RESPECT THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO ARE!!!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Nov 29, 2011 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that sax thread is interesting!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 30, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

NO U

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW BOUT DIS???

Temp dips for longer on door opens early in baking process cuz oven has less hot mass then BOOM TOASTED

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Nov 29, 2011 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

cold cookie sheet.

also, do you have a thermometer in the oven to confirm it really is pre heated?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Internal thermometer always a good idea.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, there’s an oven thermometer permanently in there.

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

probably the cold cookie sheet, might want to get a thermometer you can move around to different areas as well.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you leave the dough out while a batch is in the oven?

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The dough tempers as well.

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by golden oso on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

when are you dropping off a batch of cookies? :)

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re going to work. Stop by. :)

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for the offer!

but i am in SJ until friday. hopefully we will meet at a cgb hh! i’m sure they will be delicious!

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by boomtho on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have to test the cookies to answer for certain, when can I try?

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by sec119 on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re all out of the oven. Any time!

by Scootie on Nov 29, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

COSTCO

confirmed, just let the gatekeeper know you’re the keymaster err, I mean there to buy alcohol and it’s all good.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

Is this because of a California law?

by daveman on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

something like that.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

“Costco overwhelmed with influx of Cal fans. Store officials are pleased, but puzzled.”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 30, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot some

Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNIqgBgVvPo

Elf with Will Ferrell

A Garfield Christmas

<3

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 30, 2011 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

2000 two days in a row!

man, somebody’s employer must be pissed.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 30, 2011 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

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