DBD 11.17.11 Top Ten Ways You Know You're A stanfurd Student
We only have two days left until the Big Game! Let's keep our enthusiasm and continue to mock stanfurd students and stanfurd as much as possible!
So I'll start with a list of Ten Ways You Know You're A stanfurd Student
10) You join the Occupy Oakland movement to protest against accumulation of wealth, but have to stop by Chase to deposit your weekly trust fund distribution from daddy
9) You graduated in 2008 and went to three total football games during your four years at furd, but suddenly proclaim your love for the Trees on facebook
8) In your job interviews (that your daddy set up for you), every sentence begins with "Well, when I was at Stanford [sic] University..."
7) You're excited about this ESPN Gameday thing showing up to your campus, but 6 am is way too early
6) You've never heard of a "kegger" before... and it doesn't sound as fun as the "wine and cheese nights" you're used to
5) In your first job, you were taken aback when your boss wouldn't let you drop your month-long project the day before it was due
4) You LOVE the diversity that Palo Alto restaurants offer, ranging from mildly-overpriced Italian bistro to gelato to super-overpriced Italian bistro to frozen yogurt to bill-it-to-daddy-expensive Italian bistro.
3) One day, your last name appeared somewhere on the new wing of the library and your professors started treating you much more nicely. Must be the new perfume.
2) You're an independent thinker who just so happens to hold the exact same opinions as your professors.
1) You don't understand any of this list
GO BEARS, BEAT sTANFURD!
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Stanford has produced three of the best college quarterbacks in the history of the game: Jim Plunkett, John Elway and Andrew Luck.
However, despite being such elite quarterbacks, the three had trouble in the Big Game. Take a look at their records against Cal.
Jim Plunkett, 1970 Heisman winner and first overall pick in 1971 NFL Draft, 2-2
John Elway, first overall pick in 1983 NFL Draft, 1-3
Andrew Luck, 2011 Heisman favorite and consensus first overall pick in 2012 NFL Draft, 1-1
That gives the three of them a 4-6 all-time record against the Bears.
Luck will be playing in his final Big Game of his Stanford career on Saturday and has a chance to go out with a winning record against Cal.
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I never get tired of hearing this story
On October 17, 1998, five members of Cal’s Theta Chi Fraternity stole the Stanford Tree from the Stanford Band Shak.
After Stanford’s first basketball practice of the season, the five members of the fraternity’s Mu Chapter stole the Tree and took it back to Berkeley.
They had no ill-intent by stealing the Tree and only did so as a joke. They released “letters” to Cal’s student newspaper The Daily Californian written by the Tree saying it didn’t like Stanford anymore and preferred Berkeley but would return to Palo Alto before the Big Game.
Cal administrators threatened to not have Oski at anymore football games. And $5,000 was offered to have the Tree returned. But “The Phoenix Five,” as the five men decided to go by, wouldn’t give up the Tree on any terms but their own.
Eventually it was returned to the chancellor’s office but not after being paraded around on KTVU Channel 2 in the parking lot of an empty school in Oakland.
The Tree was then shredded by Stanford Band at halftime of their game versus USC because of “contamination.”
The Phoenix Five have gone down in Cal and college football history has having succeeded in one of the greatest mascot thefts ever.
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What amazing gentleman!
What great cloth they were cut from!
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I have to agree with your statement. Such great men wanted to lend a helping hand!
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
D-Line Out to Wipe That Smile Off Luck's Face
Dumb article, but I like the headline!
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Cal Football: 10 Explanations for Golden Bear's Jekyll-and-Hyde Trend
Why am I on Bleacher Report anyway?
1) Injuries
2) Lack of Offensive Drives
3) Tired Defense
4) Road Troubles
5) Level of Competition
6) No Game Changers
7) Talent Across the Conference
8) Quarterback Inexperience
9) Running and Passing Games
10) Inconsistent Conference
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Unemployment applications drop again, reach 7-month low
The number of people applying for unemployment benefits fell last week to the lowest level since early April, a sign that layoffs are easing and hiring may pick up.
Weekly applications dropped by 5,000 to a seasonally adjusted 388,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. It was the fourth decline in five weeks.
The four-week average, a less volatile measure, dropped to 396,750. That’s the first time the average been below 400,000 in seven months.
Applications need to consistently drop below 375,000 to signal sustained job gains. They haven’t been that low since February.
The job market “is still weak but there are hopeful signs of some modest improvement,” Steven Wood, an economist at Insight Economics, in a note to clients.
The number of people receiving benefits also fell to the lowest level since Sept. 2008, when Lehman Brothers collapsed and the financial crisis intensified.
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Good news, but it would be nice to see employment numbers pick up as well.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
my mom just got a job!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Averages have dropped because everybody has already applied!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
The four-week average, a less volatile measure, dropped to 396,750
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why won’t you let me exaggerate?
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
That is actually true fact…unless of course, he is playing the Niners
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
9/26/2010
16 for 27, 250 yards, 3 TDs, 112 passer rating
/still glad to see that worthless bitch injured
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
Is your offer of Alex Smith for Matt Cassel still on the table?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
Rule of Tree does a Q&A with CGB
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4. Do you expect Keenan Allen and Marvin Jones give the Cardinal defense fits a la USC’s Robert Woods and Marquise Lee?
Kodiak: Yes. KA and Jones both do a nice job of getting open. I’m just not sure if our QB will consistently deliver them the ball.
LeonPowe: Only if we implement the all roll left offense.
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Starbucks Christmas dranks are Buy One Get One Free from 2-5 PM (from now until Sunday)
http://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks
Celebrate the season together with someone – and something – you love at Starbucks. On November 17–20 from 2–5 p.m., when you buy one holiday beverage, you’ll get a second one free. Warm up with your choice of a Peppermint Mocha or new Skinny Peppermint Mocha, Caramel Brulée Latte, Gingerbread Latte or the longest-running holiday favorite, the Eggnog Latte.
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egg nog latte is soooooo good but i am having none of it this year.
i am now down 25 pounds! I was feeling good about myself so monday tried on a favorite pair of pants from about 6 years ago… not even close… another couple of inches to lose.
ugh i’m up 8 since the beginning of october. this quarter has not been good for me.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
I certainly plan to. (After probably about 2-3 weeks of hitting the bars hard)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks… stating the obvious but it feels sooooo good to get back into shape… I don’t think I was “fat” before, but this definitely feels good. Now I just want to get that last bit and i’ll be psyched. For a 4? year old guy I’m feeling pretty good about the shape I am in.
And then I got to Southern California beaches and don’t feel so good about it ;-)
For a four year old, your typing skills are quite impressive.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Its unclear if hes 4. He did have a question mark afterall
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I sayyyyyyyyyyy 46!
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
49?
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Good job buddy! I got sucked in to running a 10k in LA the second week of Dec. so I’m on a no alch and running regiment until then… Hopefully I can get back on track after dropping 25 lbs. then gaining 5-10 back.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve decided to concentrate on lifting for the next few months, build up some muscle, and then hopefully it’ll be easier to burn fat.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
I might work in the deadlifts later, but for now I’m doing squats and bench work.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Well, I’m pretty much starting from scratch again after reaching peak fatty over the past couple of months. I’m doing 3x/week in the morning and I’m hoping to build it up to 5x/week, mainly just lifting for the time being. I try to do at least one chest, leg, arms, back, and core exercise each time.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
ah so you don’t work diff muscle groups each session… that’s more what i was wondering
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my best period was going 4 days a week, ABxABxx, x being rest day, A being legs and back, B chest/arms. or something like that.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
I used to concentrate on one muscle group per day (chest one day, then back, then arms, etc…) but if life gets in the way and you miss a few days for whatever reason, then it screws up your whole rhythm, and the next thing you know, you haven’t done back exercises in 2 week or something. This way I get an all-around exercise, and if I’m consistent and working out regularly, I can always mix it up and do different exercises for each muscle group in the next workout.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
this makes sense
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
I for one have given up on lifting/pushups etc. Made my shoulder scream. Now I swim…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Hmm. Are you sure you had proper form? Doing those exercises should help your shoulder rather than hurt it.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, I am quite sure.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
The best part is that it will really kick-start your metabolism once you get past that initial two-week re-acclimatization period.
I haven’t been able to run for over a year, but have (mostly) kept the weight off by regular lifting.
Old Toothwrangler
i get jumpers knee every once in a while. when it happens, balling gets shelved for a few days. but lifting is still everyday. i actually like lifting more than balling (play ball mostly ‘cause i don’t want to run to run). lift every weekday and it feels good.
i’ve always been meaning to get one, but always forget ’cause it goes away after not playing for a day. (usually play like 4days a week.)
buy 2 actually… the velcro becomes less effective bc of all the sweat.
also, wash them constantly.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
Even better than a knee band is to wrap some pre-wrap below the knee, then roll it up. It won’t slip like a knee band does.
You’ll notice a lot of the college players doing this.
/learned this trick from my PT, used to be head trainer for a Div-I football team
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yeah i am excited about it. i am staying at some friends’ / mentors’ in San Francisco this weekend. They live on Nob Hill and on Taylor Street between Pine and California the entire length of the block the sidewalk is steps because it is so steep. 220 steps… I’ll run those like 20 or so times… it’s the equivalent of doing stadiums in Memorial!
the best part about losing all this weight is is goes right off my guy which makes my torso proportions better….
you look like you’re in great shape!
the blue and gold sequined-tights? those make you dazzle!!!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
nice! any recommendations from anyone on a strength-building regimen? I’ve never lifted.. ever but really need to build some upper body strength..
by the federer express on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
start light (pay no attention to the meat heads). build correct form and learn how to do the exercises properly. do pullups/push ups/dips/stuff using your body weight as well.
this
So this. Make sure you’ve got the form down. Even if the weight’s light, you can just do more reps until you feel like you know how to do the exercise correctly.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
dips are not good for your shoulder, says my friend who is physical therapist in the Navy.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
I disagree
If you’re strong enough to do them and you do them right, they’re fine for your shoulders.
/not a physical therapist.
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i dip you dip we dip
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GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HIP
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
I said I was smooth with the ladies, nt necessarily the guys!
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Check out books by Lou Schuler and Alwyn Cosgrove (or google the names for their sites)
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Late to the party here.
Start slow, focus on good form. It takes anywhere from 2-4 weeks for your muscles just to get used to working together properly. To maximize muscle-building and recovery, be sure to eat or drink some lean protein immediately after working out. It doesn’t have to be much. I usually do one scoop of protein powder into a glass of soy milk. (Nitrocore)
Once you get started, you’ll want to change up your workout every couple of months so that your muscles don’t get used to it. Besides changing weights, you can also change how quickly/slowly you raise and lift, do intervals, or use a different type of exercise for the same muscle group. This will keep you improving instead of leveling off.
Good luck!
Old Toothwrangler
Later to the party
Don’t listen to workout advice from Kodiak. Man’s a walking trainwreck. If it’s on your body and you can break it, he has.
So he’s got a lot of rehabilitation experience!
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
was recommended to get this book
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
I’d offer my tons of research to you, but you’re on my dunzo list
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are you Andy Murray?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nTsaoYGlqY
by the federer express on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Rebecca Black releases new song
After Rebecca Black’s vanity release "Friday" became an unexpected Internet sensation overnight, the tween attempted legitimacy with the inspirational follow-up ballad, "My Moment." Now, Black returns to her upbeat and carefree ways with "Person of Interest."
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"There’s a crime scene on the dance floor/Ring the alarm/Police tape on the front door/And you are a person of interest," Black sings. "Can’t deny you’re implicated in the mayhem in my mind
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Where’s that Haas shooter when you need him? [too soon?]
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Dead
/atoms
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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d. you made me LOL at work.
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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
:) rec’d for truth.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Wall Street clashes start Occupy's day of action
NEW YORK – Police have started to arrest protesters who are sitting on the ground and blocking traffic into New York’s financial district.
Police in riot helmets hauled several protesters to their feet at Nassau and Pine streets, one block from Wall Street, and handcuffed them.
Some of the police hit protesters as they resisted arrest.
Hundreds clogged the streets leading to Wall Street in lower Manhattan, bringing taxis and delivery vehicles to a halt. Police in riot helmets watched the protesters from behind barricades.
“All day, all week, shut down Wall Street!” the crowd chanted. At the corner of Nassau and Pine streets protesters were sitting on the ground and refusing to move.
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Tedford in 10th big game:
This will be Cal coach Jeff Tedford’s 10th Big Game. The Fresno State graduate did not understand the importance of the rivalry when he was hired in 2002 but by now it’s part of the fabric of his life. He has a 7-2 record versus Stanford.
“Early in my career here it was really hard to understand” the game’s importance, he said. “When you’re a part of it, you’ve been on the positive end and on the wrong side of it. Now you don’t only hear the stories about it but you’ve been a part of it. When you don’t have the Axe, it means something.”
Ertz is out: Stanford coach David Shaw said after practice Wednesday that he would be “shocked” if tight end Zach Ertz could play because of his knee injury.
Tickets returned: For the second time in four years, Cal failed to sell out its complement of tickets for the Big Game at Stanford Stadium. The school returned about 2,000 of its 15,000-ticket allotment for Saturday night’s game, a Stanford spokesman said Wednesday.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/16/SPD21M07BO.DTL#ixzz1dyif7JPs
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True story about those tickets and Cal Sales and Marketing
and yes, I know I am a broken record on this but I think it’s important for people to hear how bad this is.
I have a friend, who others on here know too, who every year hosts a huge Big Game bash and buys a block of tickets… 150-200. He has been doing this for YEARS. Through the good years and all those really bad years.
This year, months ago, he was told no chance at tickets by both CAL and Stanfurd. Stanfurd you could sort of understand given how hot they thought the team would be…
Well lo and behold, two weeks ago he gets a call from Stanfurd telling him he can buy the 200 tickets as long as he also buys 200 tickets to the CAL / Furd hoops game.
Then he replies to the ATO’s message that went out at about the same time announcing tix were still available. He called and told them he would buy 200. And get this, they say no, he can only by 10. Now, this is not some random stranger. This is someone they know, with whom they have a long and valuable history. And this is what they say. Absolutely f’ing amazing. Incompetence at every level. And so instead of actually selling those tickets, they return them to Stanfurd.
Cal just lost $15K in ticket sales just like that. Absolutely amazing to me.
This story is frustrating to read, let alone be the protagonist in.
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Wow, just wow. Hopefully the changes are swift with the new guy coming in for marketing
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
bunch of commies!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
A century+ of Big Game history:
A few more things …
1. People seemed a little more chippy about this rivalry in the 1940a, 50s and 60s. If there were fights like the ones in this gallery, I suspect they would be replayed for days on SportsCenter. One more reason that my parents should be happy they grew up in an era without camera phones.
2. I was hoping to find a Junipero Serra photo, and ended up with three. But my favorite find was the Cal band visit to the Chronicle newsroom in 1961. That’s a really cool tradition (assuming you’re not on the phone with a source when the band comes by your desk). The Chronicle newsroom is a little bit grimy, but it has fantastic acoustics.
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BTw, this one has grainy black and white photos!
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One of the photosi s a ticket stub for the 1898 Big Game. Admission costs $1.
Im trying to find a website to show how much $1 in 1898 is today. Anybody know of one???
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What cost $1 in 1898 would cost $25.85 in 2010.
http://www.westegg.com/inflation/infl.cgi
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Thanks. That doesnt seem that bad. I thought itd be a lot worse. My tickets were like 3x that!
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It's because it's only $1
If tickets were, say, $100 back then
That’s $2,500 right now. Seems like a bigger difference now.
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I always figured $1 in 1898 would be like 2,000 in today’s money!
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That would require the average inflation rate over the past 113 years to have been 7.4%, which would be absurdly high.
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YOUR FACE IS ABSURDLY HIGH!
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Somalia just laughed at your calling 7.4% absurdly high
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
They can have it, I’m movin’ south!
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
No its pretty much set in stone.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
It'll turn out like Skull Cove?

Clear!
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Facebook randomness stolen shamelessly from a fellow reader

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:52 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Alex Morgan thinks that photo is neato...

by Flag Guy on Nov 17, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
The nail polish doesn’t match the lipstick! WhatEVS!
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
soooo dreamy!
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
That would be too Gaga-ish and therefore disgusting
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
So, fine, then?
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Flag Guy, I think you are neato!
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flag guy, are you from yreka or are you not the flag guy that i know
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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
look at this fuckin’ CGB love connection
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
remember when we would sit in the back of adamthwaite’s class next to that drawing of a giant dick and giggle?
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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
158C?
He was also my thesis advisor.
Also, my co-worker’s fiancee is a Phd student and he’s the advisor.
Dude is everywhere.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
yeah 158c. during the lecture intro, he talked about the town he was from in england, and some scootie-exchange student yells out in the middle of him talking “BERKSHIRE’S BETTA!” and he just gives him a stare for like ten seconds, i could have sworn they were going to put on their chimneysweep outfits and have a duel right then and there
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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
I can draw that giant dick from memory, but Im not exactly sure I remember what that class was about.
i think it had something to do with the germans pissing everyone off, all of the time
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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
Also, what’s wrong with cold toast?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Soooooooooooo very British, never could understand that.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I bought a toast rack, my wife was horrified. I don’t really like huge amounts of melted butter in my toast.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
This is why you lost the Revolutionary War, ya know?
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
I thought that was because the French bailed the rebellious colonists out?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Nope, cold toast.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
That’s the English. There’s no accounting for taste.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
haggis for everyone!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Why are you punishing us???
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
And operating systems are supposed to operate, what’s your point?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
So is watching cricket, but all immigrants have baggage.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
hey now.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
neither of my parents are interested in cricket at all.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Although I disagree with your cold toast, I had to rec your to rebuttals
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
You would.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
AHA!
I FOUND YOU!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 20, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
What do you win?
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Rec’d for…. well just rec’d…. you should do the same.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
SO SEXY I WANNA GO NOW FIND SOME OF SATHER GATE

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Is that the one I posted the other night?
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This is one of my favorite Sather Gate lighting designs (from 2005)

Rugby gate!
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
SEXUAL!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
FEEL SEXUAL!
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They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
YOU STOLE IT FROM OUI OUI
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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Incorrect.
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INNOCENCE PROVEN!!
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No offense, but I like the one with Alex Morgan the best.
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But the light on the campanile doesnt match the light on the library!
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MBB Single game tix on sale:
BERKELEY – Single game tickets for California men’s basketball Pac-12 home games are now on sale to the general public. The Golden Bears begin their quest to win the inaugural Pac-12 championship with a home schedule highlighted by a New Years Eve matchup against UCLA and home contests against Stanford and Arizona.
Cal will also face Colorado and Utah, at Haas Pavilion, for the first time as members of the Pac 12 conference.
Tickets start at $10, for youth, with a reduced price for adult tickets to all conference games. To purchase your single-game Pac-12 tickets, click here.
A variety of multi-game ticket options are also available, including a seven-game Flex Pack, a four-game Pick-em’ Pack, and a new four-game Premium Pack, which allows fans to sit closer to the action in our Premium Bench sections. Season tickets are also still available.
Cal’s Pac-12 home schedule includes the following games:
Monday, Dec. 29 – USC
Saturday, Dec. 31 – UCLA
Thursday, Jan. 12 – Colorado
Saturday, Jan. 14 – Utah
Sunday, Jan. 29 – Stanford
Thursday, Feb. 2 – Arizona
Saturday, Feb. 4 – Arizona State
Thursday, Feb. 16 – Oregon
Saturday, Feb. 18 – Oregon State
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Big Splash:
BERKELEY -
Sat., Nov. 19 at Stanford, Avery Aquatics Center Stanford, Calif. 5:15 p.m.
Bear Bites:
No. 3 Cal (19-3, 6-1) will invade No. 4 Stanford (18-4, 5-2) for the annual Big Splash Saturday (Nov. 19) at 5:15 p.m. at Avery Aquatics Center. The winner of the Big Splash will receive the Steve Heaston Trophy, named after the former Cal men’s water polo coach (1989-98, three NCAA titles) who passed away in 1999. The Big Splash also represents the final MPSF league contest before the Golden Bears, currently tied with UCLA (5-1) for second in the conference standings at 6-1, enter the Nov. 25-27 MPSF Tournament at UCLA. The winner of the MPSF Tournament is anautomatic qualifier for the 2011 NCAA championship, Dec. 3-4 at Cal’s Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Bears’ three losses this season have all been by one goal (6-5 to No. 1 UCLA Sept. 18, 10-9 in overtime to No. 4 Stanford Oct. 2, and 9-8 in sudden death overtime to No. 2 USC Oct. 15). Conversely, Cal also has victories over both top-ranked UCLA (8-4 Oct. 2 and 8-5 Oct. 7) and Stanford (8-7 Sept. 18). The Bears feature the 2010 National Player of the Year Ivan Rackov, who leads the MPSF in scoring with 62 goals in 21 matches (2.95 gpg). Cal also leads the MPSF in team scoring with 12.50 goals per game, and are third behind USC and Stanford in team defense (6.09 gpg). The Bears have outscored their opponents, 275-134, this season. On Sept. 5 Rackov was this year’s first MPSF Player of the Week with 12 goals in Cal’s Sept. 3 home victories over UC Davis and Santa Clara, and was the Oct. 24 conference POW with four goals in an 11-8 win over No. 6 Pepperdine. The Bears’ junior goalie, Justin Parsons, was tabbed as the Oct. 10 MPSF Player of the Week after tallying 26 saves in MPSF wins at current No. 1-ranked UCLA and Long Beach State, and a victory at No. 10 UC San Diego.
Returning Cal All-Americans/Top Newcomers:
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I really want to go to this, but I may have to convince non H2O polo fan friends coming to the game with me…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
my mom has tix and is going with her friend/former swimmer, but I’m going with people who like drinking more than H2O polo, I’d opp for the polo game cuz The Big Splash is alway a great match, but we shall see. Do you think it’ll sell out prior to the game?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Another reason I like it, its a great venue for a polo game, especially with stands on both sides… (I really wish Speaker had the space for this)
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
WBB opens tonight:
Thursday, Nov. 17: Sacramento State at California, 7:05 p.m.
TV: none; Live Audio/Video Streaming: CalBears.com; Gametracker: CalBears.com
Sunday, Nov. 20: Illinois at California, 2:05 p.m.
TV: none; Live Audio/Video Streaming: CalBears.com; Gametracker: CalBears.com
BERKELEY- The California Golden Bears (0-1) and first-year head coach Lindsay Gottlieb play their first home games of the 2011-12 season, hosting the Sacramento State Hornets (0-2) on Thursday, Nov. 17 at 7 p.m., and the Illinois Fighting Illini (1-1) on Sunday, Nov. 20 at 2 p.m.
Thursday, Nov. 17 is Youth Free Night. All kids 12th grade and below will receive free admission to the game. There will also be a post-game autograph session with the team.
The Bears and Hornets have not faced each other since 1993, when Cal won, 95-73 on the home court. Sac State has four victories over the Bears in the 1970’s to own a 4-1 series advantage.
Over the past six years, the Bears have dominated California schools who are not members of the Pac-12. In 19 games since 2005-06, the Bears have only lost once to an out-of-conference team from the Golden State, the 68-66 stunning loss to San Jose State during the 2009-10 season. The Bears 18 victories over California schools include two wins in the NCAA Tournament (San Diego, 2008; Fresno State, 2009) and a WNIT overtime win (U.C. Davis, 2010).
Cal has also been dominant in regular-season non-conference games in recent history. In the last six seasons, Cal went 50-12 against non-conference teams in the regular season, with nine of those losses coming against teams ranked in the top-25. During that same stretch, the Cal has gone 31-5 at Haas against non-conference teams.
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Bring your Cal Football vs. Oregon State game ticket and receive free admission to the game!
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
Womens soccer to take on BC:
Friday, Nov. 18
4:30 p.m. – Cal (12-6-3, 5-4-2 Pac-12) vs. No. 16 Boston College (12-5-2, 6-4 ACC)
Laird Q. Cagan Stadium – Stanford, Calif.
Series Record with the Eagles: 2-0-0
Last Meeting: W, 5-0 in Amherst, Mass. (Sept. 16, 1990)
BERKELEY – The California women’s soccer team will face No. 16 Boston College in the second round of the NCAA Championship on Friday at 4:30 p.m. at Laird Q. Stadium on the campus of Stanford University. The Bears advanced to the second round of the post-season tournament for the second time in the last three years by defeating No. 11 Santa Clara this past Saturday on the road.
After Cal and Santa Clara played to a 1-1 draw during regulation and overtime, the Bears punched their ticket to the second round of the tournament with a 4-3 victory over the Broncos in the penalty-kick shootout.
California enters Friday’s match with a 12-6-3 overall record, while Boston College comes into the match 12-5-2 overall. The Bears completed the regular season with a 5-4-2 mark to place sixth in the highly-competitive Pac-12 Conference and the Eagles completed their Atlantic Coast Conference slate with a 6-4 record to place fifth in the league.
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NinersNation talks red zone:
When Alex Smith speaks with the media this year, he has done a fairly solid job of replicating his head coach’s ability to say very little while answering a lot of questions. In his pre-practice Q&A yesterday, he actually provided some insight that isn’t stunning, but is something worth noting:
The wide receivers haven’t gotten into the end zone much, how have they dealt with that with you?
“We’re winning. I think that’s all that matters. Especially for those guys, no question they want to be in it, they want to score touchdowns, we all want that. But, just the style of games we’ve been in, the type of games, the way that the games have gone, that’s just the way it’s happened. But no question, I think me included and the guys outside, I think our production, especially in the red zone, needs to get better.”
The 49ers have done a solid job of putting points on the board this season, ranked seventh in the league. However, they have had some issues down in the red zone when it comes to punching the ball in. If they are going to take this thing to the next level this season, some improvement in the red zone would be nice.
As it currently stands, Alex Smith is 13 of 28 for 83 yards and five touchdowns in the red zone. I don’t have rankings of QBs in the red zone, but you can check them out team by team at USAToday.com. I did a quick look at a handful of quarterbacks and found these numbers:
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Raiders are feast/famine:
Warren Sapp might have said something correct given enough time and given enough statements (even a broken Cuckoo clock is correct at the certain point in time). Sapp says, “the Raiders cannot stand success.” The statement, elaborated, suggests that the Raiders tend toward complacency, celebrate wins excessively and react to loses too gracefully, don’t play the entire 60-minutes, give up leads by carelessness and not finishing, consider halftime leads as sufficient to call it a day, etc.
Well, the man may have an argument using Week 9 as an example. With the division up for grabs, Oakland heads for the lockeroom at halftime leading Denver 17 – 7 just as the final score of Miami’s upset victory over KC (31 – 3) is announced at “The O”; cheers grow louder as that good news is followed by the halftime score of G.B. leading San Diego 28 – 17. Oakland begins the 3rd Quarter sluggish and dull and Denver takes over the game – scoring on its first drive and then scoring again and again and again and again (5 times) while Oakland manages only one score the entire 2nd half and loses what seems a sure victory.
The feast-famine dynamic of the Raiders is a fact but Sapp’s assertion of the cause of that dynamic is not a fact that is absolutely provable.
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So they are agnostic on Sapp's assertion?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
but different!
“I’m white trash and I’m in trouble”
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Sharks to take on Red Wings:
Heading into San Jose’s 2011-2012 campaign it’s doubtful Sharks Head Coach Todd McLellan ever figured he would be splitting up Patrick Marleau and Joe Thornton for an extended period of time.
McLellan has always been a fan of the line blender when things aren’t going well for his team, tinkering with the parts under the hood much like a mechanic. He isn’t afraid to make a switch in the middle of a game, usually in the second period if San Jose is off to a slow start, but that really has never applied to the duo of Thornton and Marleau. For the most part McLellan has swapped the right-winger on that side of the ice, keeping his power unit of Marleau-Thornton on the ice together at both even strength and the power play.
Marleau has put up the best numbers of his career playing alongside Thornton on the Sharks top line— 125 goals over the last three plus seasons, the best in the NHL during that time frame besides Alex Ovechkin (145) and Steven Stamkos (130). That’s elite company, and while it might not all be due to Thornton’s buttery hands and eagle-like vision, a lot of it is related to how well Thornton can open up defenses from behind the net and slip the puck to his teammates like a silent assassin. Hard to imagine how a mammoth can be so graceful but we aren’t one to question things.
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New judge in Sandusky case:
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — A new judge was assigned Wednesday to handle the child sex abuse charges against former Penn State football assistant coach Jerry Sandusky, whose televised defense earlier this week drew a rebuke from a lawyer for one of his accusers.
The change removed a State College judge with ties to a charity founded by Sandusky for at-risk children, The Second Mile.
Harrisburg attorney Ben Andreozzi said he represents a client who will testify against Sandusky, who is accused of abusing eight boys, some on campus, over 15 years.
More from ESPN.com
ESPN.com’s Rick Reilly wrote about the Penn State scandal last week. After it, he heard stories of hope from victims of child sexual abuse. He shares some here. Story
To date, no single entity involved has voluntarily done the right thing and put the children — the actual victims — first, contends ESPN.com’s Howard Bryant. Story
• Grantland: Open Letter to McQueary
“I am appalled by the fact that Mr. Sandusky has elected to re-victimize these young men at a time when they should be healing,” Andreozzi said in a statement released by his office. “He fully intends to testify that he was severely sexually assaulted by Mr. Sandusky.”
Sandusky’s lawyer, Joe Amendola, appeared with him on NBC’s “Rock Center” on Monday night and cast doubt on the evidence in the case.
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Looks like MLB is moving Astros to AL and doing interleague play evey day:
HOUSTON — Major League Baseball told Houston businessman Jim Crane it would not approve his purchase of the Houston Astros unless he agreed to move the team to the American League, The Associated Press has learned.
Crane was forced to agree to move the sale along, a person familiar with the negotiations said Wednesday on condition of anonymity because no official announcement has been made by MLB or the Astros. Approval of the sale could be announced as early as Thursday at a meeting of baseball executives in Milwaukee.
Crane reportedly agreed to the move in exchange for a drop in the sales price valued earlier this year at $680 million. The person who spoke to the AP could not confirm the sales price.
We’ll let baseball talk about that," current owner Drayton McLane said Wednesday night. “There were a lot of adjustments, so we’ll just wait and see what they have to say (Thursday).”
The players’ association believes two 15-team leagues would create a more proportionate schedule and has urged baseball to make the switch. With schedules for next season already completed, the earliest such a move could take place is 2013.
Time is running out for approval of the Astros deal: Crane has said that his offer, which was announced on May 16, expires Nov. 30.
Messages were left seeking from Major League Baseball, but commissioner Bud Selig did address the Astros’ situation during a Twitter chat on Monday.
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Nothing like a $70M discount on the sales price to move to the AL.
For those A’s fans who might someday watch a game at Minute Maid Park, it’s a fabulous setting for a game. Really nice park.
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
yeah, I was at a game in April when I was in Houston for work. nice park, but it was REALLY poorly attended—even in the eyes of an A’s fan..
by the federer express on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the DBD and geart stories, RIshi
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Penn State Girds for Backlash as Students Seek Jobs Amid Scandal
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Zach Polovchik, a senior at Pennsylvania State University, returned to campus after a job- hunting trip and was dismayed when he opened the student newspaper.
“No one from Penn State will ever be hired by any company I run in the future,” read a letter from Gregory White of Austin, Texas, to the Daily Collegian. “I am sickened beyond belief by the disgusting support of pedophilia shown by Penn State students.” Some students rioted after learning that longtime football coach Joe Paterno had been fired in a scandal.
Penn State officials are concerned about a backlash from employers as students begin their search for jobs and summer internships. They posted a letter on the school’s website last week imploring recruiters to maintain an open mind about Penn State job-seekers. They also plan to send letters to employers encouraging them to keep the scandal involving allegations of child molestation by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky out of the hiring process.
If you were caught rioting and overturning news vans on youtube, you deserve this.
But if you’re just a graduating senior from Penn State and didn’t take part in the riots… it sucks to have this held against you.
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Absolutely agree
Unfortunately, it’s not like the rioting students can be distinguished from the others by some mark or something so everybody just gets lumped in with the rioters. Sad.
by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Nov 17, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe they just need some cheering up.
"A Penn State administrator walks into a bar. Nothing? How about this one, Joe Paterno doesn’t walk into a police station?"
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
such a great episode!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Those idiots who rioted should’ve seen this coming. And if they did riot… well they deserve it
In other words, Go Bears!
Okay, we agree on that… but what about the entire rest of the student population who didn’t riot?
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Do you want to be held responsible for the actions of the dumbest kids on your campus?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
if an employer rejects based on the school you went to, do you really want o work for them?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
What if they reject all Stanfurd people?
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
i hate to say it, but even i have made friends with someone who went to stanfurd :(
he did sort of force me into friendship by honking me repeatedly, though
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OMG IT WAS TWIST
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
If I really needed a job hell yes!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh come on, it was hardly a real riot, overblown reaction.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
For realz, it was a crowd of 19yo’s wanting to be on CNN or have cool FB updates. Come to Oakland if you wanna know how to riot, sheesh.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
“This police brutality is getting out of hand! I almost dropped my iPhone as a result of an officer’s brutality upon me!”
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
Spoiled stanfurd Student

Or lemme know if you find a better picture to use.
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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:40 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
I would, but I don’t want to hurt my eyes looking by through pics of stanfurd students
by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions
The part that was so amusing to me in the Daily Stanford post the other day was how that writer was like “We had to get to the game like 1.5 hours early I didn’t know what to do. Food cost a lot of money. A friend of mine had a book. I was so jealous of her!!!”
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z

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
z

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
.,.,.,.,

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
forgets to put header
FORCED TO LOOK AT FURDIE ALL DAY
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Header!
Raptor, certainly some people might not be aware of the little nicities of posting at CGB. They might not be aware of including a header just so people can hide the post if need be. It’d be more helpful to just inform them here.
Flag Guy, as with the “Open In New Window” box, it’s helpful to include a header when posting a photo. That way people at work can hide the post, fi need be. To include a header, just write something in the subject line fo the comment. Note that I have a header here that says Header! It will appear in bold text.
Appreciate the chop. I thought it was funny!
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I did, too.
However, we also want to be as welcoming as possible. Flag Guy appears to be a cool person. Let’s help him become more acclimated.
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No worries, again, just trying to make the standard DBD “shoulda used a header” joke!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
One of the bastards from Ohio was mean to me once. Other than that, the folks in the DBD are pretty cool. Enjoy the banter.
by Anchorsteam Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
I’m pretty sure it was Ohio Bear. Not positive, just pretty sure. I’ve got parents, dammit!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
Couldn’t be me. I wouldn’t be mean to someone named Anchorsteam.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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I’m pretty cool! Yay!!
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Don’t apologize to Raptor, he’s a baby bear!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
He was apologizing to Twist, a Furd sympathizer!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
He was only apologizing to guys. He’s sexist!
See, now we can start to open up the flood gates a bit here
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That sweet can. Suh-suh-suh-sweeeet can.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
ftfy
empathetic
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
I try to make a determination between people that I “have” and people I don’t yet “have.” Fiatlux, I have you here. You are a regular. You arent going anywhere. Youre stuck.
But Flag Guy isnt. Dudes barely posted in here. So, lets bring him in. Make him feel welcome. Maybe hire him as teh new intern (since our last one moved on to the big consulting field in the sky) and see how it goes.
So, I have differing reactions to differing people. Esp. on the front page or DBD. Might make a smart ass comment in the DBD, but on the front page I’ll try to be all smart and professional and shit.
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Just to be more clear, I can fuck with you, Fiatlux and you arent going anywhere.
But I dont want to fuck with Flag Guy. I want to protect him until I know he can handle a vicious Raptor attack! And then when I have confirm, I’ll destroy every shred of dignity he ever had! Which given that he posts here, is none!
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I was merely trying to make a slightly non-standard header joke. Sorry if it came across as unwelcoming.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
UCLA DICK!
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
No such thing!
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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Accurate statement is accurate.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
throwing stones from glass houses is ill advised, my indian friend.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Based on DBD assumptions, an Indian bear?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Hey-o!
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Indian Bear?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
What might be standard to a regular might seem different to somebody who is newer. There’s no need to apologize, Raptor, as I know you were not trying to run him off and would NEVER try or even conceive of doing that. My role is different from all of yours because I’m always trying to grow the site and the DBD and you guys can just do what you want.
You are readers. You haver no responsibilities!
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Sarcasm is duly appreciated, Zoonews.
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welp

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 8 recs
good
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Oh snapity do!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
i just did this one!!!!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I KNOW, I did it earlier and then was slow putting it up. You get first dibs!
Cal: Bears with Books.
sollyy
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
LOVE IT!
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haha i like this
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
pqtm
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
4 rhymes with MOAR

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
.,.,.,.,

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
.,.,,..,

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Mixing memes now

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
WINDIA!
India win by innings despite Bravo ton
Darren Bravo’s resolute century, which left him with statistics identical to Brian Lara’s at the end of 12 Tests, wasn’t enough to deny India an innings win.
Caught maybe 10 minutes of Ishant bowling inconsistently, and yet Dhoni kept going back to him. Captain knows best, guess Yadav was tiring out.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 AM PST reply actions
lol
Given their recent form, not many were expecting a big fightback from West Indies, and according to unconfirmed reports Kolkata’s Jadhavpur University Complex, where Sourav Ganguly is playing a Ranji Trophy match, attracted a bigger crowd than Eden Gardens. They missed an attractive century from Bravo. Resuming on 38 he kept batting like he did yesterday. With the fields spread he kept picking the singles, and whenever MS Dhoni looked to attack he sent the fields back with calculated risks. He added 15 fours and a six to his boundary count on the fourth day.
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Fiatlux, have you been writing about cricket lately?
There’s been a lot of talk about India’s inability to put people in seats. I’m beginning to think the BCCI is overplaying their hand as far as what cricket demand really is.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, Yuvraj has been unable to get runs. Between him and Bhajji, two disappointments. But we’re seeing a fairly green bowling attack doing well. Kinda wish they put in Raina instead of Rohit, but whatever.
Also, not using DRS totes hurt India yesterday. I saw one caught edge that was totally out, but the ump didn’t hear the ball hit the bat, so, nothing. Bravo then went on a tear.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
Ugh, I don't know what's going on with Bhajji
I hope this kind of performance was a one-off thing for Bravo; otherwise, he could do some serious damage next year.
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Bravo is good. He’s a youngster who’s just getting going. He’s going to be dangerous next year.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
BTW dunno if you got my message yesterday, the BCCI feed is really nice and has no commercials!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
Free live streaming. Decent quality (slightly worse than regular TV, but eh) Suspect it’s not for all events, but it was working last night!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
WTF is this?!
It looks terrible!
by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Nov 17, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
coming from a guy who thinks matching tie/pocketsquares are tacky?!?! really?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
um, matching tie / pockets squares are tacky.
This is a t-shirt for crying out loud. I think it looks kind of cool…
Do you think matching tie/pocket square/cufflinks is tacky?
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That doesnt answer my question at all!
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Are you anticipating I’ll understand subtelty?
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I’m sorry, I’m not understanding the situation here. Can you be more forthright? Thanks.
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I think its supposed to be like Bear Superman, but it kinda comes off like Bear Vagina.
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you make an excellent point
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
The script Cal is missing it’s tail too.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Ah fuck.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
I think its cool for one main reason:
In 2009 when we were walking into the stadium, we were trying to sneak in some whiskey in a water bottle in our folding seat backs, but when we got to the event staffer running security at the gate she reached in and put her hand directly on the bottle. She looked up and said “go right in fellas”. we were pretty surprised, but then the staffer pulled open their gold jacket (like the photo above) to reveal a script Cal shirt. We exchanged “Go Bears!” and went on our merry way. The event staffer “guarding” the gate to the field was equally nice letting us rush furd’s field after the game saying “Go ahead, you guys deserve it!” while moving the barricade.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
my first u$c game
harris the mic man was wearing a ‘fuck the trojans’ shirt under his white dress shirt, revealed it kinda like the photo above
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lolol
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
It looks like it was made by Maude Lebowski.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Does the human form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Atoms?
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Vagina.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Don't be fatuous GoldBlooded.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
AERose I’d like to make an appointment with Doctor Atoms, he’s a good man, and thorough.
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Hmm? No, no man, she, she hit me right here.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 18, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
She's not my special lady friend, man!
I’m helping her to conceive!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Internet has ruined me.
Again.
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Flying With Little Children? Go to the Back of the Plane
[1]
Babies on airplanes. It’s enough to make parents—and all the passengers around them—cry.
Parents are complaining of airline seating policies that create “baby ghettos” in the back of planes. Even worse, families are increasingly split up, leaving small children in middle seats in the company of strangers unless passengers arrange seat swaps on board.
Michael Lyon booked seats together for his family for a trip from Washington, D.C., to Bangkok on United Airlines in July and checked his reservation frequently to make sure the seat assignments didn’t change. But when he checked in, all three had been split up, and his 6-year-old son was moved to the back of the wide-body plane by himself for the 13-hour trip.
A United gate agent told Mr. Lyon there were no seats and nothing could be done. He protested, ultimately getting a supervisor who found two seats together so he could sit with his son. “Not only did the United gate staff not seem to understand the importance of having him next to us, they were hostile,” Mr. Lyon said.

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Wow, the comments section...
AS AN ELITE STATUS FREQUENT FLYER AND A PARENT, I MUST SAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PARENTS INSIST ON BRINGING THEIR BABIES/YOUNG CHILDREN INTO FIRST AND BUSINESS CLASS. WHEN I HAVE TRAVELLED WITH MY CHILDREN I ALWAYS OPTED FOR COACH SEATS. I RESPECTED THE PEOPLE WHO PAID FOR THEIR ELITE SEATS WITH CASH OR HARD EARNED MILES BY NOT SUBJECTING THEM TO A CRYING OR RESTLESS CHILD. THE FORWARD CABINS SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR ADULTS ONLY. I WOULD AGREE WITH MR. PHILIPS…WHEN I CHECKED IN EARLY AND WAS PLEASANT WITH THE AGENTS AT THE COUNTER, OUR SEATING ARRANGEMENTS WERE GENERALLY ACCEPTABLE.
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That weatherman is kind of a dick!
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“Baby ghetto” in the back is a fine idea that is long overdue. Stick ’em all back there, they can scream at each other. Maybe even add a sound-resistant partition between the “ghetto” and coach class.
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YES!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
We can’t allow these baby ghettos to persist. We need a baby economic recovery plan to help the baby middle class propser and grow!
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End the Baby War on Drugs!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Won’t make much difference. Shit parents will find a way to be shitty and inconsiderate. That’s life.
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This. Ragscub was on plane for 9+ hours to east coast. Was perfect. Our parenting > everyone elses’
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well Ragscub is a Cal fan and therefore infinitely cooler than other babies.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Kids get a bad rap anyways. On our last flight, mini-zoonews was perfectly happy to read, color and sleep. The douchebag across the aisle loudly chatting up the hot stranger next to him, impressing her with his drunken wit and faux interest in everything about her, was the major irritant in our area. Thus there should be a singles-only area on planes, with a subsection for business travel cheaters, cuz wtf dude your game is embarrassing everyone.
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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
haha this is usually observed on the flight from San Jo to LV for CES in early January
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
I sat next to a hand model a couple of weeks ago. I think she was a regular model who also did hand modelling, b/c she looked like a model overall. I didn’t talk much to her though.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
sorry for atoms’ing, but Jack Handy?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
Are you asking if it is Jack Handey material? No, it was a for realz story. Not a very interesting one, b/c I am a married man and that seat was wasted on me.
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oh ha. it seemed like a reference to something.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
RaptorCalopoly would have blown it anyway, so it’s just as well.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, I thought that with our older daughter when we took her to California for the first time… she was teething for the return trip. The only way we were able to keep it to low level grumbling was to have her on a parental lap… and we had paid for a third seat.
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Stick em in with the luggage.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
AIRPLANE NEEDS BABY BASEBALL LEAGUE TO KEEP BABIES OUT OF THE BABY GHETTO!!!!
Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Don’t people understand that they can just chose which seats they sit in for their flight, especially when they book online?
by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Nov 17, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but if you book late/get cheapest tickets possible/etc, and you don’t take “sitting together” as a consideration when you buy the tickets, it’s not going to happen.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
Do parents not take “sitting together” as a consideration when buying the tickest?
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Mine always did. But you don’t always get the cheapest rate that way.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
What about if you purchase in the no velociraptor section and then a fucking velociraptor gets moved into your section!
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One time, I went to watch a movie and I couldn’t see because Malinga’s hair was in the way!
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yea, his hair has been a notorious nuisance throughout the country
by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
THAT’S SO UNFAIR!!! I mean just like people who buy the cheapest tickets to Haas and then complain because those seats aren’t as good as the lower seats… we are entitled to the best of everything just to our liking no matter what.
I dont know whether you are agreeing or disagreeing
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I think he’s pretty clear on his opinion on entitlement.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t know whether you are agreeing or disagreeing with me
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and apparently we agree!!!!
(be careful… it’s a slipper slope when you start agreeing with FiatLux!)
hey I agree with a lot of your posted thoughts here.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
(gender-free hug)
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“…And so it was that the Prince squandered their fortune on hookers and blow. Cinderella was left only with her glass slippers…so she put them to good use. “Cindi” became the most popular act at the village gentlemen’s club…"
Old Toothwrangler
hahaha your daughters must be so lucky
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
:)
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
one my fav all times

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Hahaha
I’ve never done that, but I did edit the racist bits out of Richard Halliburton’s Book of Marvels. It was always my job to read bedtime stories; a chore I always enjoyed.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
My parents never read us bedtime stories, so when I was about 16 I made my Dad read me all the Winnie the Pooh books over the course of several months.
Really?
I really enjoyed doing this, I would do different voices for all the characters. I don’t think I was read to every night when I was young, but I do remember my dad reading Treasure Island to me, which I loved.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Really.
I still bring it up occasionally with them when I am reviewing my list of all the ways I was wronged by them as a child.
e.g. as the third child, there are approximately 4.6 snapshots (and one home movie, which was double exposed) of my youth, while child #1 has 9,627 of each.
It’s even better to be first and last. :)
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
I used to read stories to the girls every night. It started to fall apart when the older one became a more proficient reader and balked at hearing “little kid books.” Now they both are engrossed in books at bedtime… just not as read by me.
Mind you, they’re not averse to having Harry Potter books read aloud. I may be able to salvage some book time yet.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
The Hobbit was one of my daughter’s favorites after the “little kid books” phase.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
There are limits, and Tolkien is on the “oh hell no” side of the limit.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
What is this I don't even...
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It was fantastic."
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I don’t care for Tolkien. Like voting Republican and driving minvans, it’s fine for other people, but not for me.
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:)
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by atomsareenough on Nov 21, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
what’s the punchline?!?1?1?! its off the page!!!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
http://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/0b1703fa250b102d94d7001438c0f03b
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kind of like atoms’ “Goat Incident”
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
True Story
There is actually a “Goat Incident” among my group of high school friends and I. It happened in Vegas.
Sometimes airlines will decide to change their equipment, forcing a reshuffling of everyone’s seat assignments and not tell you. Had this happen on my flight to Hawaii earlier this year on United, happened to check up randomly and saw the change and fixed it.
happened on my flight to london. I had the bulkhead window and locked down, alas ended up with a window but another seat in front of me.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
really? they seem to offer just enough extra shoulder space, plus a wall of sorts to put a pillow on and sleep
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
my concern is more around leg room… i’m a reasonably tall guy, so i like using the aisles to stick my legs into. can’t do that in the window seats.
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HA I’M SHORT, I CAN STAND UP IN MY SEAT! I KEEP STUFF IN MY LEG ROOM AREA!! HAHAHAHAHA
This is really the only instance I can brag.
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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
whose fault is it that they can’t walk right?
no, then i get the beverage cart smashed into my knee 2390830948 times a flight
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yeah was gonna say. that’s why i stopped doing that.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Let me guess. You are tall and super thin.
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And you like to wear oddly colored button down shirts tucked (!!!) itno your high waisted jeans
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What about the last part>
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love windows, enjoy the view and hate being next to all the activity in the aisle.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
This, always loved the view, better on shorter fights when the planes don’t get to 40,000 ft.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Maybe it's because I'm not a parent
But there seems to be some sort of sense of entitlement for having kids… like “I’m going to pay the cheapest rate possible for my seats, not worry about getting assigned seats to keep us together, why isn’t the airline flexing to my every whim?”
And at least twice I bought an international ticket 8 months in advance, picked my seat so I could be seated next to friends in one of the bulkhead seats, and then was displaced apart from my friend to single middle seats for the duration of the flights for families. So all in all, I call bullshit.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
I got paid back on the return trip tho on the longest leg of my most recent trip… aisle seat, only one seat (window seat) next to me, girl sitting there was a 90 lb ballerina who would basically jump over me if she had to get up for something. slept for most of that flight.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
No! The point was that in my economy seat, I had as much space as I could possibly want, with somebody sitting next to me who didn’t bother me at all.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
It is kinda rewarding to have no one in your entire row! You can recline completley.
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an empty row in international coach is one of life’s great joys. one of life’s great buzz kills is when the last person to get on the plane takes one of those empty seats.
Having your checked in bag appear first on the carousel is one of life’s greatest simple joys!
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Mine always appears like last. And I live in constant and unending fear that its never going to show up.
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I once had an entire middle row of an airplane to myself on an international flight. I put up all the arm rests and slept for like 9 straight hours. Probably wasnt too sanitary, but I lurved it.
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Flight Goodwill.
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I had an entire row once at the beginning of an international flight. Then this old dude said he had feet problems and asked to share the row. No big deal, he’s old, I don’t own the plane anyway, why not? … he took off his shoes and spent 8 hours rubbing his feet on the middle seat. It was gross.
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that is foul.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
I got a whole row to myself on the way back from Barcelona once. The ONLY empty seats on the plane. What up!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
I got that treatment in 2010 coming back from Barca as well. Free wine and nap time!
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
This, alas, is but a fantasy with passenger loads these days. I do miss the days of whole empty rows, or even a vacant seat next to me. I have not had one all year.
My one empty seat this year was an empty middle on a 737, although the aisle seat was occupied by a LSU swim team member visiting her boyfriend on the Cal team. Could have been worse.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I remember I was flying to LA a few years ago in between two older dudes. One was like “half this plane is a girl’s volleyball team and I have to sit next to you fuckers….”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
my worst flight
i was in a middle between two guys, each of whom were at least 6’4, 225… one of which was an active D1 football player.
and it was a 6 hour flight =/
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there’s a great picture of jordan rigsbee/tyler rigsbee/and v. moala in one row on a southwest flight.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
pics or it never happened
(not my slightly incorrect caption)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Moala is OL now?!?!?!
[also, great pic]
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
wow I’m surprised the plane didn’t bank intractably to the R
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I didn’t think there were many indian football players!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve done pretty well with middle empty seats, which is always nice. And only limited instances of being immediately next to, ah, plus-sized passengers.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I think the point was the 90 lb ballerina and you having 13 hours to chat her up.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
She really didn’t seem that interesting. Or that attractive, just small.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Now you’re just covering for your failure. If she were unattractive you would have called her a midget instead of a ballerina.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
But she was an actual ballerina, coming back from a tour of Copenhagen!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
She couldn’t have been that ugly.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
This makes no sense!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
This subthread confuses me. Quit! MAKE A BREAK FOR ANOTHER SUBTHREAD!
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How else did you find that besides chatting her up and getting shot down?!
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he facebook stalked her based on the nametag on her backpack?
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Her name was Jansen?
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haven’t you seen those cal athlete backpacks with nametags?
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No, I don’t stalk Natalie Coughlin…..anymore!
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How do you pronounce Dakine anyway?
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Chatted her up for the first 10 minutes of being seated (I had the window seat and traded with her for convenience sake). Conversations don’t always end with being “shot down.” They also end because I am disinterested.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
I always decline to move when I’ve got a bulkhead. Sorry if you’ve got a baby, lady, you should have planned your trip better.
Thats some cold shit right there!
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Hey, I don’t expect anyone to give up anything for me/my family. That’s why its YOURS. No one asked you to take care of my kid, that is MY job. Expecially you, please don’t take care of my kid.
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So, should I return all the Otter Pops I bought, then?
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That is true. Nevermind does sound awesome!
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hopefully i’m playing basketball tonight!
but next week i’m skipping company basketball for thanksgiving potluck om nom nom
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omg it's so easy you lazy bum
1. heat oil and butter
2. add mushrooms
3. after 2 min add minced garlic, salt, pepper
stir intermittently
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Maybe they’re about to board a plane?
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Yes they would
The amount of sugar and water would dilute the alcohol enough that it’s now at a freezeable ABV point.
That’s how the margarita popsicle exists

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it's not necessarily a sense of entitlement
It’s just that traveling with small children is a gigantic pain in the ass – you are always going to have more crap and be more in the way and likely to be causing more problems. You can mitigate the potential risks, but there’s only so much you can do about that.
That doesn’t mean that some parents aren’t making matters worse for themselves by showing up late, having too much crap, etc., or making matters worse for other passengers by leaving their children hungry or bored or whatever… but I stopped judging people for the mere fact of flying with children after I tried it. I may judge them for doing a bad job, but I think the same about the halfwits who only fly at Christmas and think that they can just bring all their presents along as carry-on items… or the woman on my MSY – IAD flight last week who, in all seriousness, had brought (apparently antique) lampshades on as a carry-on item and was getting pissed because the only overhead bin with enough room wasn’t immediately above her seat.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
To be clear, I’m judging the people who were complaining in the article linked. And certainly don’t believe all parents are like that. And I think a lot of people are jerks on flights.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
I agree with you on the entitlement thing. It’s frustrating being in a flight with a baby that cries all the way
In other words, Go Bears!
I get a crying baby on a flight though. Imagine you’re a year old, you can’t talk, you have no idea what’s going on… all of a sudden you’re feeling this pain in your ears that won’t go away and you don’t know if it ever will. I’d cry too.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t blame the baby at all. I’m just saying it’s frustrating when a baby is crying throughout the red eye flight
In other words, Go Bears!
OK, now what?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
My on-going thought when I hear a baby screaming on a plane is “god it must suck to be baby or parent of baby”.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
you can’t get angry at a baby, but you can get mad at the mom and dad who neglected to booze up their kid before the flight.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
I can too get angry at a baby
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My view is anybody who complains about babies on flights hasn’t flown with a baby. I’ve never flown with one myself, but I presume its a very difficult process sometimes. Maybe you are awesome like zoonews or andbears and it goes well. But the chance of it going very wrong seems high for reasons perhaps out of your contorl.
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I’m i a very empathetic mood today!
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THIS IS BIG GAME WEEK. THERE IS NO EMPATHY ON BIG GAME WEEK.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
There was a little baby in First on my flight here and I was all grumpy about it and then she turned out to be an absolute angel and Ragscub-level adorable to boot and I felt bad.
Really? Coming from you?
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
I only grumped to myself so I think it was OK.
by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin’ babies on this motherfuckin’ plane!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOO! I CAME HERE TO MAKE THAT SAME JOKE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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I’m better than you are at referencing something obvious.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
THIS is what HAPPENS when you MEET a stranger in the ALPS!
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
NCAA accidentally leaked 5 years of financials:
Earlier this evening, a resourceful tipster alerted us to a thread on the message boards of Cats Illustrated, a popular Kentucky fan site. The NCAA had left its internal SharePoint site unprotected (for some time, apparently, as Google had already crawled and indexed its files), meaning any outsider could comb through its data, which included years of accounting statements, minutes and slideshows from plenty of meetings, and president Mark Emmert’s résumé. By the time the NCAA realized its mistake late Tuesday, and made all the files inaccessible, they had all been downloaded and passed along to us.
And now we’re passing them along to you. Of note: the bulk of the NCAA’s revenue comes through college basketball, particularly March Madness. The NCAA brought home $636.2 million in revenue in 2008, which is one hell of a figure for essentially one month of basketball. $359 million of that went back to Division 1 schools, and nearly $230 million more went to staging championships, competitions, and programs in all three divisions. That left $26 million for the NCAA’s “management and general,” and another $24 million in profit. You’ll see also, that as of 2008, the NCAA had $356 million invested in various financial markets. The NCAA’s sitting on a lot of dough.
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Whoops!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
Facebook randomness

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Sounds like Mr. Hiliker graduated from UC Berkeley south campus
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
LOLOL, “Although he was correct…”
What a fucking moron. If I were the parent and I got this letter, I would make sure my kid was transferred to another teacher or another school and away from this stupid, stupid man.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
If I were the parent I’d give my kid a high five and some ice cream or something.
Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
I thought that part went without saying.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, Flag Guy, really appreciate the linkage. Minor note, when you are putting a link on CGB, try to check the box for “open in new window.” That way it opens it up in a new tab and people dont lose their un Z-ed posts. Thanks for your awesomeness!!!
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How the heck does she have time for that?! Also, does anyone have the backstory as to why we have Dance AND Cheer now?
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Fact: I hooked up with a cheerleader/dancer for a little bit Freshman year (not that it is saying anything at Cal). But I did convince her to wear the skirts a few times…
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
You are the hero we need.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
one more this
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
at the risk of learning more than I needed to know, what year was this?
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Lets just say the year of Aaron Rodgers
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
that is a great vintage.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
ok, I think we’re likely avoiding having this involve a good friend’s little sister. as long as no one is originally from Fremont….
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I can see ASTQ pulling on his collar from here!
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Uh oh. Along that timeline…that same good friend’s little sister might be a patient of ours.
Old Toothwrangler
well, this is really getting awkward.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
STORY TIME
how did you meet his mother?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
And be sure to take many many years to finish this story. And include many colorful but unimportant characters.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Also, somehow make yourself look like a total toolbag when telling the story.
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I decided just to leave it alone…er, uh…howa bout them Chiefs?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
hah, well she’d be older than you as well. I’m confident this isn’t awkward.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
you doubt my game!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
you’re a golfer from Kansas City.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Who wears Lucha masks!
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2003!?!?!?!
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Did that really deserve so many exclamation points and question marks?
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questions marks, yes. The Year of Aaron is 2004.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Marshawn Lynch partying wild in Clark Kerr!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Really? What he do?
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often seen with girls on each arm
borrowed friend’s bed and left a used condom on it
smoked blunts all over the place
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
what he do?
side story, some drunk girl was telling me after the OSU game that she really wanted to sleep with him, “even though she heard he had a small dick”
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Fantasy owners that spent a 2nd rounder on him!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
cricket sucks
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
burned my retinas from the glare on his grill
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
How did twist get a cheerleader’s outfit?
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They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
And how!
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
So for those doing the Royal Exchange gong show tomorrow, I’m going to show up around 4 before it gets too crowded. You youngsters can stick around for the band and get off my lawn :)
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
that’s the other advantage of getting there a bit early. also you get to see the medics take out the guy that took a header going downstairs to use the bathroom.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I remember that from last year.
Not sure I’ll make it this year. :( Break the streak :(
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i think that was 2 or 3 years ago.
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I feel like you saw it last year.
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You have my Axe!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
Stanfurd's version of the History of the Axe.
It’s missing a lot of things.
The Gap falling apart without Cal great, Donald Fisher
Got a call from my mom this morning, (who has been a manager at different Gap stores since the 70s), that she has been asked to close down three more stores in Kansas City and she will be laid off after the XMAS season.
She’s turning 60 next year so she doesn’t really care about the job, she’s just bummed to see a company she has felt so attached to for the past decades, literally fall apart.
Banana Republic does well in some places, but the Gap brand really screwed itself by trying to appeal to absolutely everyone.
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 9:58 AM PST reply actions
We used to find jeans in there that we liked. Not so much any more. So we stopped checking in there for jeans that we liked.
WE ARE AMERICA
WE ARE ZOONEWS
Same.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
When I walk into a Gap in the US, I never see anything I want to buy.
Gap China however (is merchandised with Japanese Gap products) I usually walk out with 2-3 pieces. I don’t understand how they can do it so well in Asia and fail in their home market.
Uniqlo
When I was in NYC, my son needed a pair of khakis and my sister told me about this store called Uniqlo. Sort of a japanese Gap. Went in and it was similar to a Japanese Gap. Reasonably priced, especially for 5th Ave. Not sure about the quality though.
Its like the new hipster place
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rather like Buick.
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I don’t know – I’m sure someone has written an article about it somewhere. My guess is that because it is just about the cheapest of a good foreign brand – plus the minivan and regal are all solid cars – its not as expensive as an Audi or BMW or Mercedes and its not piece of crap like a Chinese car. it just fits right into the perfect pocket of income and foriegness. Plus since VWs provide all of the cabs for Shanghai, no one wants to drive a car that looks like a cab.
“Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick? A Buick? Wouldn’t you really rather drive a Buick, this year?”
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
I’ve often wondered why GM doesn’t change it’s name. Seriously. Everything about the name is old fashioned to the young demographic. “Motor” is to “engine” as “icebox” is to “fridge.” And general? General store, general malaise, General Robert E Lee, Postmaster General Wilfred Brimley….everything about the name says old, old, old.
And Buick? It sounds like a bone disease. “Yep, just visited aunt Maude in the hospital, she’s got The Buick. Gonna be out for 4-6 weeks.”
I’m not even joking. This may sound like an act but I mean every word. EVERY car company sounds and is cooler than GM right now.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 18, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
*in America
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 18, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Interestingly, Wikipedia has let me know that Buick comes from the Scottish “Bewick.” Who knew?
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
DC Trojan?
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
I did not – it’s interesting that the name actually originated in Northumberland but ended up being more Scottish, but that’s not atypical for a borders region.
I was interested to discover that Mr Buick was in fact Scots by birth. Don’t know that this information increases the odds of me buying a Buick though.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I don’t think that’s crazy – which is why, in the midst of their efforts to shut down surplus brands, it amazed me that they briefly were trying to tack “by GM” onto everything, like that would improve their sales.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
BR seems to do decent with the business casual market. Old Navy does a good job with cheap clothes. Gap is stuck in the middle and can’t find an identity.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Exactly. Funny how they built their image on real simple, comfortable jeans and tshirts, and nowadays it is not nearly exciting enough.
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Also, the market expanded a billion times over.
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Their jeans are too expensive…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Nov. 18, 1960 (Cal 21, Stanford 10)
And here’s where Let’s Go to the Morgue! goes all “Outsiders.” According to the caption, Cal fans pull the jersey off a Stanford fan during a rally before the Big Game. Do it for Johnny!

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They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 10:10 AM PST reply actions
If this happened today, there’d be so much hand wringing and pearl clutching and Tebow stroking itd be insane.
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To wit, one coach ran after anothe coach and ESPN exloded
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America

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
correct me if i’m wrong, but is that furdie performing fallacio on pilot oski?
by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Correct.
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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
I never realized history was so filthy
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
I was born too damn late.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
full of inappropriate for children win.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Old Man Golf Chat
Great first day of President’s Cup action (sans one ex-Furd golfer):
http://espn.go.com/golf/leaderboard
USA came out hot and also pulled out some tremendous halves on the last holes. Those miracle half points always end up huge in both President and Ryder Cups.
Looks like they tee off today around 3 PST, so might have to get home quick to watch.
For people who don’t much care for golf, but love sports, just give these tourneys a chance. There is a great team atmosphere and they are much more lively than typical competitions. And MJ was the assistant coach last year!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST reply actions
USA! USA! USA!
I’m totally going to have enough money to go on an epic golf/whisky bender and check out the Ryder Cup at Gleneagles(not the one in SF) in 2014….
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Ryder Cup is way better
My pops still has the browned up, grassy divot in a bag from the 1991 Ryder Cup in Kiawah from #17 where Calcevechia chunked it into the water to allow Europe to retain the cup.
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
He looked OK yesterday, but Adam Scott and KJ Choi were literally birdying every hole. He was 5-0-0 life time at the President’s Cup before that match, so lets see how he bounces back
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
literally? I better not find any pars if I look up the scores.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I never exaggerate!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Is this the Presidents Cup open subthread?
Day 2 (Fourball)
B.Watson/W.Simpson (USA) 1up on Els/Ishikawa thru 14
D. Johnson/Tiger (USA) AS with Baddeley/Day thru 12
Mickelson/Furyk (USA) 3-up on Scott/Kim thru 11
B.Haas/Watney (USA) AS with Ogilvy/Choi thru 11
Stricker/Kuchar (USA) 2-up on Yang/Allenby thru 10
Mahan/Toms (USA) 2-down to Goosen/Schwartzel thru 9
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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No. NO, it is not the persidents cup open subthread!
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No?
In case you’re wrong, here’s an update. Here come the Internationals!
B.Watson/W.Simpson (USA) 2-up on Els/Ishikawa thru 15
D. Johnson/Tiger (USA) 1-down Baddeley/Day thru 14
Mickelson/Furyk (USA) 2-up on Scott/Kim thru 13
B.Haas/Watney (USA) 1-down to Ogilvy/Choi thru 12
Stricker/Kuchar (USA) 3-up on Yang/Allenby thru 12
Mahan/Toms (USA) 3-down to Goosen/Schwartzel thru 11
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store
Are you accusing me of being a liar?
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No. Just unaware
Watson/Simpson have won 2 and 1. USA leads overall 5-2 with the other five matches still on the course.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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STOP PROVIDING UPDATES IN THIS SUBTHREAD. THIS ISNT THE APPROPRIATE SUBHTREAD. ILL HAVE YOUR BADGE FOR THIS, OHIOBEAR!
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Relax, Friday Foursomes are over
USA leads 7-5 after day two.
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Tiger loses again
Badds/Day beat Tiger/Johnson 1 up.
Mickelson and Furyk win for USA, 2 and 1
USA with 7-3 lead so far.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
4) You LOVE the diversity that Palo Alto restaurants offer, ranging from mildly-overpriced Italian bistro to gelato to super-overpriced Italian bistro to frozen yogurt to bill-it-to-daddy-expensive Italian bistro.
hey fuck you Palo Alto has totally fine restaurant distribution! just not downtown!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
pizza chicago, tofu house, green elephant burmese food, piazza’s counter for sandwiches, tacos grullense, su hong for chines food, plus all the chains n shit on El Cam
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
And not a member from any of those ethnicities in the lot!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Outside of downtown, PA is like any other south bay city….full of azns and south azns.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
fremont is no hyderabad!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
but how is the location?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
GO HYPER KING!!!!!!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
I'm sure someone will criticize me, but..
I like Slider Bar.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
Rishi, This one was my favorite
5) In your first job, you were taken aback when your boss wouldn’t let you drop your month-long project the day before it was due
Cal: Bears with Books.
Today's Big Game activities
Seem rather lite. Even Twists NO SLEEP article has no spirit events, but lists Women’s Basketball and Swimming (YAY). Is big Freeze tonight? Or did we miss it last night?
Cal: Bears with Books.
Tonight
http://www.calicehockey.com/cal-hosts-stanford-in-the-big-freeze-this-thursday/
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Also, Night Rally on campus, starting from Bowles at 8.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
Columbia Marching Band Is Successful Troll
Gets Banned from last game of season
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
SUCCESS!
Athletic director M. Dianne Murphy says the university community was “extremely hurt, disappointed and angry.”
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Not buying the party line, I see...
because the musicians used alternate words to the school fight song during last weekend’s 62-41 defeat at Cornell.
The school says in a statement that the band used lyrics to the effect of “Why do we even try, we always lose.”
Cal: Bears with Books.
Wait
How is this even possible? Marching bands don’t sing, and you couldn’t even hear them if they did?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
we do sing. not on the field.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
espn
After every game, win or lose, the Columbia band plays the school fight song, “Roar, Lion, Roar.” But last Saturday, the band altered the lyrics to highlight the team’s recent struggles — the Lions are 0-9 this season.
The altered verse began with the lyrics, “We always lose, lose, lose; by a lot, and sometimes by a little,” according to an article in the Columbia Spectator, the school’s student newspaper.
We’ve heard a “Cal” song that is way worse than that.
WE ARE ZOONEWS
ok found them completez
We always lose lose lose
by a lot and sometimes by a little
we all were winners at the start,
but four years has taught us all the value of
just giving up, cuz we really suck
why are we even trying?
we always lose lose lose
but we take solace in our booze.
WE ARE ZOONEWS
Keeping in mind that this is from the 80's and was never anything official, we proudly present:
California Can’t Win The Game
Words and Music by Robert Collins ’87
When the game is over we’ll recall how we lost the ball that play
And allowed the other team to score, like they did before, all day
They they’ll leave the field victorious ‘cause the story is the same:
What we REALIZE is
We win NOBEL PRIZES
… but California can’t win the game
When the teams shake hands we’ll stand and cheer, then go have a beer, or ten
To forget we let an OSU get a double-yoo AGAIN
We should fire the whole damn coaching crew, fire the athletes too, they’re LAME
Maybe USC’s
Can’t pass their SATs,
… but California’s can’t win the game
When the game is in its final minutes
and California has the lead, AND THE BALL!
All the loyal old blues know we’ll still lose
BOTH of them before we end it all
But maybe if we really shine,
if we give it all we’ve got,
if the elements combine,
if that touchdown pass is caught,
maybe if we hold that line,
maybe if we hit that shot,
AND THE MOONS OF MARS ALIGN!
then maaybe maaaybe maybe maaaaaaybe
maybe
maybe
maybe Cal will win!
MAYBE NOT!
So take heart you Cal fans everywhere, ‘cause the Golden Bear’s not gold
Smell the coffee! Open up your eyes! Don’t believe the lies you’re told!
And when someone wearing Stanfurd red makes you hang your head in shame,
Face the SIMPLE fact:
It’s called the STANFURD Axe
… ‘cause California can’t win the game
WE ARE ZOONEWS
we let an OSU get a double-yoo AGAIN
oh, it burns! it stings! owwwwwww
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Clayton Kershaw wins NL Cy Young
Left-hander Clayton Kershaw won the NL Cy Young Award on Thursday, becoming the first Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher to be so honored since Eric Gagne in 2003 and the first Dodgers starter to win it since Orel Hershiser in 1988.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
and unlike Gagne, probably won without roiding up.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Probably!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
…and unlike timmaay, probably won without toking up! :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
…and also unlike timmaay, doesn’t have a WS ring!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Timmaay didn’t have one either when he won his first Cy Young. I’ll be patient.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
i’d call that a disadvantage.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
CONGRATS CLAYTON
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE ABOUT THE DODGERS I LOVE IT
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
And finally, the Dodgers for sale! WOOOT
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
I’m torn on who I want. Cuban would be good with his money and wanting to spend it. O’Malley or Claire I hope would bring it back to the good old days of bleeding blue. Garvey/Hershiser would be interesting as well.
by HeyAlumniGo on Nov 17, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
I’m just looking for someone who isn’t purchasing the team on a leveraged buyout basis and believes that he/she can make the most money out of the Dodgers by creating a winner.
Also, safe parking lots please! If I move back to LA someday I want to be able to take my kids to the ballpark.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve never felt unsafe at Chavez Ravine. Though, I’m always wearing Dodger gear there.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
it’s been a while since i’ve been. so i am basing things on media reports.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
The media is concerned that nobody is thinking of the children
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they’ve clearly never been on a plane before.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
My order of preference, based on my minimal knowledge of those 3 options
1. Cuban. Dude’s a winner and he has plenty of bank. I think he’ll do it right and put the Dodgers on a great course for decades
2. O’Malley/Claire. These guys have at least demonstrated that they’re competent and that they respect and care for the Dodgers as an entity. I am a little skeptical that they can simply turn back the clock though.
3. Garvey/Hershiser. Great players but I don’t think I trust them to run the business.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I for one agree with your rankings. But also, since I’m a huge Hershiser fan, I hope the new ownership has/allows him to play a significant role in the organization that fits him well.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
When I grew up I was all about Hershiser and Ramon Martinez. Those guys were heroes. He’s a decent analyst, and I know he wears nerd glasses and all, but I’m still not confident that he can be a brilliant front office guy. I’d like to see him maybe as a scout and AGM and work his way up maybe.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
OTOH, if Ned Colletti can be a GM, pretty much anybody can.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Ned Colletti has pretty much proved he cannot be a GM. And yeah, not saying put him in charge of everything, I just really want him involved in the organization, because on this I am completely irrational.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
No, I hear you. I think he can be a great ambassador for the Dodgers and would like to see him involved. Garvey, eh, I dunno, he seems a little skeezy.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Dude’s the only guy I’ve ever seen plunk somebody in the back, apologize, and have the batter just kinda wave like “no worries dude” because everybody knew that he was a good guy and wouldn’t do that on purpose.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
i want kim ng to come back. give her a chance to show what she can do. bonus, first woman gm/can undo the shit spread by jamie for female execs in sports. added bonus, ned would be out and the dodgers would be cleansed of mccourt upper management.
I wanted Kim Ng to be GM as well. I’d be on board with that.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
YES!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
I’d trust Steve Garvey to run a self-tanning business
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David Shaw when he had hair?
Even Macgyver hates the furd

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:05 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
You miraculous beautiful specimen, where do you find these thing?!?!!?!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
From ESPN's DJ Gallo
Rivalry Game of the Week
Cal at No. 9 Stanford: 10:15 p.m., ESPN
The band probably won’t come out on the field. But it would be appropriate if one trombone player came out to perform a two-note solo about Stanford’s national title hopes.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions
Little girl is probably guaranteed acceptance into furd

2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:14 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I dont understand this photo
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Well, if you turn your head sideways, it kinda looks like a duck.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
It’s totally a rabbit.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
I hate Stanfurd
They were born on third base and walk through life thinking they hit a triple. I loathe their very existence. I could go on and on, but I feel I may piss off moderators. This is only mildly cathartic to me. Ugh. I hate losing to those d-bags.
by CalBeer on Nov 17, 2011 12:15 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
I feel I may piss off moderators
besides Twist, you’re good.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
I will...
Have you ever met a Stanfurd alum who didn’t think they were special purely by virtue of their attendance at Stanford? It’s the type of nonsensical exceptionalism that is characteristic of people who come from Texas (a somewhat less disgusting affiliation – unless you cleansed yourself by then going to Cal of course). I don’t give a damn about “The Farm” your Robber Barron namesake, your country club campus, or Herbert Hoover. Frankly, when I hear Hoover, I think vacuum, which is appropriate, because you all f*cking suck. Who do I want to punch in the face? Every ass-hat Stanfurd fan in the student section. Your ironic white sunglasses only make you a bigger douche. You also most likely dont know shit about football, at least I’ve never met one of you who did. Reciting the name “Andrew Luck” does not make you a football fan, it makes you a front running clown. It’s a shame Harbaugh left, because he pretty much was the personification of everything that sucked about your existence. I would have welcomed beating his ass again and watching him sulk off the field in a low class demonstrative manner because he throws fits if he ever doesn’t win a game.
by CalBeer on Nov 17, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Frankly, when I hear Hoover, I think vacuum, which is appropriate, because you all f*cking suck
rec’d :)
BTW, it kind of reminds me, I’ve been listening to various public radio broadcasts and lately there have been several things with Margaret Hoover on them, and it’s like she’s on this mission to resurrect her ancestor’s reputation. I guess I wouldn’t begrudge her that, and I’m sure Hoover was a great philanthropist and a smart man and stuff, but a lot of the arguments she makes are extremely strained. Also, she insists that the millennial generation and Republican policy positions are compatible which doesn’t really strike me as accurate in any way.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
plz do not be a kodiak and censor yourself. please use all applicable swears.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Dude. Don’t you remember my sort of drunken rant before last year’s Big Game? I think I might have set a DBD record for the number of F-bombs dropped within 5 minutes.
Old Toothwrangler
Unique set of circumstances. I was really p!ssed off because a deadbeat relative both cleaned out my grandfather’s checking account and was negligent in taking care of his dental needs to the point where a tooth had to be removed. Because I was not allowed to pursue any type of legal action or beat his worthless *ss to a pulp, I sort of vented here…and it morphed into a hate-fest for all things ’furd.
I don’t think I can duplicate those conditions…especially since it’s probably not a good idea to go to surgery while hungover.
Old Toothwrangler
Damn. I just tried searching for the old DBD to see if I could find it. The power search only covers 2011.
And I’ve been pretty darn angelic by comparison this year.
Old Toothwrangler
Only four recs for the first swearing outburst I’ve had in years? Fuck that!
Just got bad news tonight. My paternal grandfather (like a 2nd father to me), Cal class of ’40, Army veteran who went over "The Hump" and was almost parachuted behind lines into China had a tooth broken off….due to the negligence of his dentist. A relative – who is a worthless waste of air. So I have decided to completely go batsh!t insane.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:33 PM PST up actions 3 recs
Fuck deadbeat 60-year-olds who still live with their parents.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:33 PM PST up actions 3 recs
Fuck deadbeat *sshole kids who commit elder abuse and steal from their parents’ life savings.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:34 PM PST up actions 3 recs
Fuck stanfurd.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:34 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck the farm.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:34 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck Hairball.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:34 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck Mr. Perfect Football Player Who Goes Both Ways.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:34 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Unless Hairball fucks him first. Then I don’t want him.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:35 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck the stupid fucking train whistle.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:35 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck the DERP furd mouthbreathing QB who is going to make millions.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:35 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck the furd alumni.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:35 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck the furd students.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:36 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck the furd blogs.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:36 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck the furd fans.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:36 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Both fucking fans.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:36 PM PST up actions 7 recs
Fuck the furd campus.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:37 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck the furd donors.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:37 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck furd arrogance.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:37 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck furd douches.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:37 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck that last post for being redundant.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:37 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck their dirty offensive line and fucking dirty play.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:38 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck furd arrogance.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:38 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck furd’s smug.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:38 PM PST up actions 4 recs
FUCK furd entitlement!
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 18, 2010 7:38 PM PST up actions 4 recs
Yes! Fuck furd entitlement.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:39 PM PST up actions 4 recs
Fuck their cheer squad. No wait. Don’t. Not without meds and a blindfold.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:40 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Fuck Maples.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:40 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck their robber baron founder and his use of slave labor for the railroad.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:40 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck the fact that I’m too stupid to come up with better reasons to say "Fuck you, stanfurd! You fucking go to hell!"
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:41 PM PST up actions 5 recs
Fuck SBnation for not counting multiple uses of "fuck" per post and making me spam the DBD with repeated uses of "Fuck stanfurd."
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:41 PM PST up actions 4 recs
PS….Fuck stanfurd.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:42 PM PST up actions 6 recs
Oh fuck. I think I got carried away. Fuck the lack of the edit button.
And fuck stanfurd.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:45 PM PST up actions 6 recs
To be fair…Fuck the goddamn pussy-bitch whining oregon fans.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:46 PM PST up actions 6 recs
And fuck Chip Kelly.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:46 PM PST up actions 6 recs
But more importantly, fuck stanfurd.
Seriously. I hate those fuckers.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 7:46 PM PST up actions 6 recs
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Fuckin-A rec’d.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
Also
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck, yes!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
fuck stanfurd

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
I know i've posted this before...
and i may sound like an old man… and it’s sort of surprising coming from me… but i really really really dislike all the “Fuck Stanfurd” t-shirts (or any Fuck-Insert Whatever). I hate them. Absolutely non creative. Non funny. Non ironic…. just really really really lazy and crass…
(i now get off my soapbox)
. . .
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 18, 2011 12:45 AM PST up reply actions
I always liked
TED > STAN
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
I love how he censored a***hole
Fuck deadbeat *sshole kids who commit elder abuse and steal from their parents’ life savings.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
no he didn't.
He censored “asshole”.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
before last year’s Big Game
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t play the blame game Rishi! Hungry Hungry Hippos is much more fun.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
you are just proving my point! you even self-censored the word “ass”
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
I believe they own xbox.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
Attractieness of employees
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It’s too bad, really.
I read that Box might have had promise, but is going to be just a flash in the pan.
Just not innovative enough to unseat the established players like Microsoft or Oracle.
Old Toothwrangler
Marry Me.
But dont say anything about the band.
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go on asshole
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
no i am just trying to infuriate you
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
asshole is a form of compliment for goldblooded.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Remmeber what I said about being welcoming?
In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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PLEASE GO ON AND ON
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He will...
Have you ever met a Stanfurd alum who didn’t think they were special purely by virtue of their attendance at Stanford? It’s the type of nonsensical exceptionalism that is characteristic of people who come from Texas (a somewhat less disgusting affiliation – unless you cleansed yourself by then going to Cal of course). I don’t give a damn about "The Farm" your Robber Barron namesake, your country club campus, or Herbert Hoover. Frankly, when I hear Hoover, I think vacuum, which is appropriate, because you all f*cking suck. Who do I want to punch in the face? Every ass-hat Stanfurd fan in the student section. Your ironic white sunglasses only make you a bigger douche. You also most likely dont know shit about football, at least I’ve never met one of you who did. Reciting the name "Andrew Luck" does not make you a football fan, it makes you a front running clown. It’s a shame Harbaugh left, because he pretty much was the personification of everything that sucked about your existence. I would have welcomed beating his ass again and watching him sulk off the field in a low class demonstrative manner because he throws fits if he ever doesn’t win a game.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rishi, I never knew you felt this way!
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add moar caption pl0x
lememelinks: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35b6d0/

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
can't copy image directly :(
i sock
but here is mine
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
HOW U DO IT
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
OH KK
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Big Game Related Fun
How to seduce a Cal Fan
Link to page with video content. NOTE: I have not watched video, so I don’t know what the content is.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Central Ohio is Bear Territory
So this Saturday, at 10 pm local time, 4 Bears will converge at Chateau CALumbus to watch what is hopefully a most delightful upset in college football. Any other Bear fans in the Central Ohio area are invited. Send an email to cgbmods at gmail dot com for further deets.
Yes, Ohio Bear is one of the Bears scheduled to be in attendance. He is bringing a laptop so he can also diddle on the CGB interwebz during the game.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
diddle =/= what you think it means
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
maybe old skool carp is returning?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I certainly don’t want to say something inappropriate here. So let me correct: he will be skeeting on the CGB interwebz durign the game.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
better
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
I thought all the diddlers were in the next state over?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
did diddy diddle it?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Will he be doing his diddling on the sofa?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
He usually goes for the recliner, so I suspect the diddling shall commence therefrom.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
You could at least let him use a bedroom or something. Is he going to be diddling himself, or will you also participate?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
I shall let Ohio Bear describe his intended diddling to you. I play no part in it.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
I figured as much, but you never know what kind of stuff can go down in Ohio…
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
We are 4-2 in Big Games I have watched while seated on said recliner.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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But were you diddling at the time??
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I did get pretty excited at the Mikey Mo interception.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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brb gotta go burn some furniture
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
No diddling
I already told you no. I’m not going to let you watch porn on my computer during the Big Game.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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An Ohio State grad student (Cal undergrad degree) who either lurks or posts here and who contacted us through CGB.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store
Yes, there is a 100 percent chance.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store
There is a good chance that I know this person! I haven’t seen her since we were in school, but she’s good people! She’s been posting Cal facts all week on Facebook , so she’s definitely spirited enough.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
We’ll ask her if she knows a “Yes We Cannon.”
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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GARLIC-MAN!
Please abide by the CGB guidelines and don’t use members’ real names. Thank you.
—The Hit Squad
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store
What about members' real photos?
Worst Mega-Man boss ever.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
It’s fine. I’ve shaved the beard so I’m unrecognizable now.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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That's right.
There is no way it’s awesome, because it’s in Ohio.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
Any chance it’s a 1909 grad?
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Sacramento!
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Rose Bowl wouldn’t turn away Penn St.
The chief administrative officer of the Rose Bowl Game presented by Vizio says if Penn State wins the Big Ten title, the Nittany Lions will be “embraced” by the bowl.
SO RONG
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM PST reply actions
will they be “rhythmic slapping noises in the shower” by the rose bowl?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
“Penn state likes losing at halftime… because they like being behind in the lockerroom”
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
winnair
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
ooh

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 12:45 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I was talking to someone yesterday who called my ‘uh-huh’ as in ‘uh-huh I’m listening’ very aggressive!
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
uh huh
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
IT WAS A VERY AGGRESSIVE UH-HUH!
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Furd parking
I’m going to drive to the Furd on Saturday for the game (screw taking CalTrain again). Where’s a good place to park? Last time I was at the farm (’07), I think we parked at a HS (Palo Alto High?). Is that still a good enough spot?
In other words, Go Bears!
anywhere on the furd campus is free. Don’t give Paly money they don’t need.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Stanfurd euco-lots now charging $15 CASH. Info here. We’ve heard lots are opening at 1 p.m. Parking map here. Lots 8 & 9 are where us Bears get our grill on.
WE ARE ZOONEWS
how far are you willing to walk?
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Talk to GB, he works at Box and can get you a spot in the cloud.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
As malls go, it is a nice one. This matters to me and to Fiat Lux and to Rishi and probably nobody else (oops, and to Twist, but he’s too cheap to shop there) but it is fact.
I’ll wander around and look at things and then cluck my tongues at the country fathers who wander aimlessly through there.
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HIMYM spoilers
whoa, how sad was that.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I have no idea, I didn’t watch. Can you tell me what happened in code?
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Can you tell me what happened not in code?
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
SPOILERS
two people tried to do something only one followed through.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
but also, mad at both of them because what they did was messed up, yo.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
Well, cheating is wrong, but at least one of them did the right thing and came clean about it.
Robin is just stringing Kumar along now
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
yes but doing the wrong thing then confessing < not doing the wrong thing in the first place
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
that was code…
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
#include < stdio.h >
int main(int argc, char** argc)
{
while(1)
{
printf(“NO”);
}
return 0;
}
In other words, Go Bears!
dammit bug!
int main(int argc, char** argc)
should be
int main(int argc, char** argv)
In other words, Go Bears!
Oh that's much clearer now.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
the answer is always no? been a long time since I read C/C++
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
#include "himym.h"
…
if ( himym→isOn() )
{
sleep( 1800000 );
}
…
WE ARE ZOONEWS
by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
there’s a plot summary on wikipedia
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Aaron Rodgers mercilessly stomps on a little girl’s dream
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:42 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
SHE ALREADY GOT HER ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO FURD!
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
rec’d
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
pqtm
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 18, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions
big game photos
sfgate.com
http://blog.sfgate.com/thebigevent/2011/11/17/cal-vs-stanford-a-century-of-big-game-rivalry/#1804-5
love the 02 photo, it was fun tearing down the goalposts.
lulz

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
politically incorrect indian guy > lame fuckin tree
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
can’t nearly be as bad as the Redskins, right?
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
This guy > politically incorrect indian guy > lame fuckin tree

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
alll allooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
this photo

The text:
The caption only says “Big Game rally,” and doesn’t offer a location. People in the 1930s and 40s knew how to party. We need to bring back the middle-of-the-street bonfire during happy occasions.
That seems pretty clearly to be the intersection of Durant and Telegraph… right?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
We need to bring back the middle-of-the-street bonfire during happy occasions
We still have them, you just have to have a D Coordinator touch some legs and fire a 60 year coach first. Or have the Lakers win something.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I'm trying to figure out what that was...
Toyota Tercel?
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Doesn’t look quite right though.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
Ah, you have a good point.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions
A peugeot?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, Peugeot 205.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
Sweet. What do I win?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
My eternal admiration!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Dang. I was hoping it’d be money.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
My eternal admiration is invaluable!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
That would have been one old Peugeot if that’s the case.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I’d guess it was a 1986 vintage.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS: FURDIE LIES
As Yale quarterback Patrick Witt weighed the decision of interviewing to be a Rhodes Scholar or playing in this week’s game against Harvard, he leaned on his coach, Tom Williams, who said he’d gone through a similar situation while at Stanford.
Only he didn’t. Not really. Not even a little bit.
In the multitude of articles written about Witt’s decision in the past couple weeks, Williams has claimed he also wrestled with interviewing to be a Rhodes Scholar or going to San Francisco 49ers minicamp.
“I followed my dream to play NFL football,” Williams told Bloomberg News. “I have no regrets about it at all.”
But that never actually happened. Well, he did play in the NFL, but there was never any Rhodes Scholarship interview.
According to the New York Times, the Rhodes Scholarship Trust said it had no record of Williams ever applying for a scholarship. However, Williams said he applied for a Rhodes Scholarship while at Stanford, the school endorsed his application and that he withdrew his name before the finalists were announced. He’s claimed this in many interviews over the years and even on his resume.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I am at the beach on a lounger next to Teen Wolf
He makes Twist look silky smooth. I am traumatized.
by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
I am silky smooth. Wait, you are talking about “with the ladies,” right?
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What is it with you and younger werewolves!
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
this is why I keep my shirt on at all times
I’d like to accuse Scootie of being HAIRIS but even I’m revolted.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
don't go for the pelt look?
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 17, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Entire back covered in black pelt. So. Nasty.
Alarmingly, he’s a good looking guy with his shirt on, so I can only imagine the horror when chicks go home with him and he pulls that shirt off for the first time.
hey, beats a growler!
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
I was just looking at those! Also the new Mini coupes
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
The new new minis are hideous.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think they are bad

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
inside

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
this
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
Random Mini Question
I’ve got a family member looking to get rid of her original Mini (to get the new one). She bought it in ‘02 right when they were originally released and has put 150k+ miles on it with practically no problems. I’m very interested (since my BBW E30 is falling apart)…but the color is red with white stripes and looks like a Furd uniform. What to do?
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
I think a dark blue mini with front yellow stripes (like our Unis) would look awesome. I even tried to do it, but the Mini website won’t let you add yellow stripes. I’m sure any detail shop could do it.
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Can I have $20k no interest loan?
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
that’s how I bought my new Mazda this summer.
by the federer express on Nov 17, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
Buy an Audi A5, those cars are awesome
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
yes.
i was so pissed when i saw one of my neighbor’s kids at the gas station in one. said his dad just bought him it. so wanted to slap him.
it his dad’s car.
Well, stop living next to stanfurd scum and this kind of stuff won’t happen to you.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
And burn it if it floats?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Buy an Audi S5, they are even more awesome
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Pops just got the S4 wagon…gonna drive it over Thanksgiving
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
Which E30 you has?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
This isn't it, but it looks exactly like this ('90 325i droptop)

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
There are folks down in Glendale that will gladly pay you $10k and some Drakkar for that! Sell it now!
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
You’re gonna go S? Nice!
p.s. why do you hat the environment?
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
BECAUSE I’M A CORPORATE JACKASS NOW.
Cal: Bears with Books.
by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Aaron Rodgers has a blue S!
Coincidence?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
That’s just the Superman sign on his chest.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
Excellent. I’ll send you a bill for this exchange we just had. After you pay I’ll take you to a closing dinner and we can talk about our German cars.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone know how to rec from the mobile app? Because this deserves 10.
by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah, it's pretty simple
Step 1: Put down phone
Step 2: Talk to cute cabana boy
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Prophet!
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I’ve already driven it, its more powerful than you think. It drives great, but the back seats aren’t too comfy. We tried using it for our typical Arrowhead tailgates, and we actually found my brothers Honda Accord sedan to be a lot roomier for people in the backseat.
All in all, a badass ride though
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
I think its pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty powerful
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That wasn’t a mini question at all. It was quite long.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
Which Fiat, Slug or Lux? They don't all look alike you know.
Love the commercial though, SEXY!!!
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Wow, tired ethnic stereotyping and blatant sexism in the same spot! Also, comparing a car with a tempestuous woman! This spot is as lazy as the Fiat’s underpowered engine.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Wait, really? I thought it was hilarious for being so over the top.
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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I can’t keep up the charade, it’s one of the comments from youtube.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
AHHHHHHHHH I’VE BEEN CUGELED BY CUGEL HIMSELF!!!!!
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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, you lasted 1 fucking response. You gotta take it further along.
But I guess I should be proud. Baby steps. Baby teps
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LOLOL THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
I want an Abarth 500 in the worst way
however, totally unsuitable as back-up family transport. Too bad.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
yea my initial thought is “omg i’d be the coolest person if i owned that!” but then when you think about it, it’s a teeny lil gokart that can’t hold much and isn’t that efficient, which sort of defeats the purpose of getting a “practical-ish” car. that’s something i’d more want for a weekend every other month or so.
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
I could see a girl driving it…
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
They’ve really caught on in Europe, and they are largely girl cars, though not necessarily “hairdresser” cars like a Miata.
tevs, i have my GTI and its probably not going anywhere for 8-10 yrs
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
6 speed manual (NOT dsg thank gawd in the opinion of my mechanic), ‘09, black. don’t like it…love it. would buy again in a second, if I were buying a new car this year I’d get the MkVI
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
That sounds lovely.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
TEVS! YOU SAID TEVS! I MADE TEVS HAPPEN!
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and yet, you couldn’t make “fetch” happen. huh.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
Who could?
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Like sheeple we are drawn to some people’s opinions. Top Gear and Clarkson LOVE the Fiat 500 Abarth. Which makes me . . . want to at least test drive it. (If I was in the market for a car)
oh don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it’s a great car, and I’d LOVE to drive it. but own it? can’t see it.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
My wife and I have agreed that we need three cars, as follows:
- a Fiat 500 Abarth for me for daily driving
- an eco-friendly car for her for local driving (maybe a Nissan Leaf, maybe a Chevy Volt)
- a larger vehicle for road trips / visitors etc. (Ford Flex, perhaps)
All we need now is a $100k car budget, and we’re off to the races.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
That sounds closer to $80K with subsidies and such for the electric car. No worries!
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
My step-dad just got the Flex and LOVES it (He also got it in Yale California Blue, which helps). Personally I think its a nice car, but I could not see myself ever driving one.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
We really don’t need a car that big around where we live / for local driving. If it was just for carting around visitors, I’d rent. The 8 – 9 weeks a summer that my wife and kids are in Vermont is the main chunk of time for which a Flex would be appropriate – but you’re starting to get into serious coin to rent something for that long.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
but ya sick ad
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DEMI AND ASHTON TO DIVORCE! IS THERE NO MORE LOVE IN THIS WORLD?!?
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When I would lie awake at night, wondering what kind of crazy world we live in, thinking of all that goes wrong in the world, I would remember that Demi and Ashton are married, and then I could fall asleep. What now, world. What now.
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That is a very aggressive “What now”
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Complicated ruling, but basically the California state Court rules that the prop 8 suporters (like Imperial County) can appeal the federal ruling against it. Very ocmplicated:
ponsors of California’s voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage have the right to challenge a federal judge’s ruling that declared the law unconstitutional, the state Supreme Court declared today, clearing the way for a federal appeals court test of an issue that could make its way to the nation’s high court.
The decision addressed a procedural but potentially crucial issue: Can private backers of an initiative represent the state’s interests when the governor and attorney general, who normally decide whether and how to defend laws in court, bow out of the case?
The court’s unanimous ruling will almost certainly allow Protect Marriage, the conservative religious coalition that campaigned for Proposition 8 in 2008, to proceed with its appeal in the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco.
That court heard arguments from Protect Marriage and gay rights advocates on the constitutionality of the same-sex marriage ban in December but put the case on hold to ask the state court, the highest authority on the meaning of California law, whether sponsors of initiatives in California have legal standing to defend them in court.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/17/BA2J1M0J20.DTL#ixzz1e0OjFpON
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I dont know anything about Imperial Counties finances. I presume they are poor, however
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Will they have to bear the costs of the defense? Because I’d love to see them bankrupt themselves doing it.
by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:50 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
nah. the crazy mormons will pay the
costs.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Nov 17, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
Court says....
Bigots can defend laws even when the state has enough sense not to.
PENIS = GREATEST MAJOR
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
1st team.
DL Ernest Owusu, California Sr. 3.31 Political Economy
OL Mark Brazinski, California So. 3.68 Business Administration and Media Studies
FB John Tyndall, California Sr. 3.17 Interdisc. Studies/Peace & Conflict Studies
OL Mitchell Schwartz, California Sr. 3.24 American Studies
2nd team.
FB Will Kapp, California Sr. 3.03 American Studies
OL Matt Summers-Gavin, California Jr. 3.31 Political Science
PK Giorgio Tavecchio, California Sr. 3.71 Political Economy
AMURCAN STUDIES!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
it’s what i’ve been saying all along!!! our oline sucks because they study too goddamn much!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
Whatever you say

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MORE MORE MORE

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I love this.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Now who loves my gifs!
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Watch out, Twist!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of airlines:
Airlines have already begun charging for food, drinks, seat assignments and baggage. Now one is demanding that passengers cough up extra cash on board for fuel.
Hundreds of passengers traveling from India to Britain were stranded for six hours in Vienna when their Comtel Air flight stopped for fuel on Tuesday. The charter service asked them to kick in more than 20,000 pounds ($31,000) to fund the rest of the flight to Birmingham, England.
The situation may represent a new low in customer care in an era when flyers are seeing long lines, long waits and few perks.
Britain’s Channel 4 news broadcast video showing a Comtel cabin crew member telling passengers: “We need some money to pay the fuel, to pay the airport, to pay everything we need. If you want to go to Birmingham, you have to pay.”
Some passengers said they were sent off the plane to cash machines in Vienna to raise the money.
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WINDIA!!
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey at least they didn’t have to get off the plane and push.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
I would have grabbed my bag and hopped on a train. Fuck that noise.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
is this cam jordan pic big enough?
New Orleans Saints DE Cameron Jordan (@camjordan94) checking out the alma mater,taking in Cal practice today:

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
ok...

Many Facebook users are telling their friends to copy a strange string of characters into a comment, modify it slightly, and then hit enter. If someone follows these instructions, the text he or she posted turns into “I’m gay.” What’s going on?
For starters, here’s how those instructions typically look:
‎1. Copy this: @+[251859230739:0]
2. Paste it as a comment below.
3. Delete the “+” sign.
4. Press “Enter.”
The secret to the magically changing text is in the first step.
The long number string corresponds to the ID number of a user-created Facebook page entitled “I’m gay.” The “@” symbol and surrounding brackets instruct Facebook to convert the ID number into the page’s title in a comment or Wall post — and the colon and the zero are supposed to prevent the text from turning into a hyperlink.
I don’t get it. In the example above the comments say “Don’t panic! This is just a test.”
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
What’s this about circumcision?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
Did y’all read that Pigskin Jesus is opening a clinic in the Philippines? Mr F, I’d run scared if I were you.
by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 4:24 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
need a job?
If you have dreamed of joining the Astronaut Corps, now is the time to apply. NASA is continuing space exploration programs that will include missions beyond low Earth orbit
(wish i studied the maths and sciences right now.)
Who's going to do the DBD tomorrow?
It had better be epic.
I hope you’re ready to take on this big responsibility.
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Didnt we lose last year after an epic DBD?
maybe we need a really shitty DBD.
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Correlation=Causation!
We had a lot of green posts in this DBD.
I wanna see more tomorrow!
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BREAKING NEWS FROM WORK RE: SPOILED STANFURD STUDENT MEME
baha, this guy is my brother’s friend… who didn’t even go to stanfurd; who even wants to PRETEND to go to there?! #vom.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE RISHI
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Link?
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What is the magic word?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
Marshall.
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I don't know

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 4:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Damn you sexy Steve Marshall!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
TOADS AWK

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No way.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
So he was suspended like 2 days?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe they meant “not definitely” instead of “indefinitely.”
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
Facebook randomness

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WTF?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
Brilliant! And an animated GIF!
Someone tell the Internet to work on that.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
Is pizza a vegetable? Congress will decide
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/11/congress-shows-an-appetite-for-pizza-.html
Buried in a thick spending bill before Congress that must be approved to prevent a government shutdown is one line dealing with tomato paste.
The line would ensure that two tablespoons of tomato paste slathered on school pizzas can continue to be classified as a vegetable serving. It seeks to block a Department of Agriculture effort that critics say would make it harder to offer pizza in the federally subsidized school lunch program.
Miss Eshoo just won votes from me for life.

Fuck SOPA!
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
I know, but at least she made her stance clear.
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HOT MAMA

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If SOPA passes the House, what is the chance it’ll pass the Senate, too? I heard the mirror bill is stalled in the Senate.
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Anyone have a link that works for the Jets/Donkeys game?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 5:51 PM PST reply actions
I hate you all I wanna watch Teboner!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 6:06 PM PST reply actions
Cal spirit found on Facebook
If I had a riding mower, I’d totes do this.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Is Twist mowing Jeff Tedford’s lawn without prior written consent again?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Isn’t implied oral consent sufficient?
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Is that the same as written consent in sheep’s blood on my door?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
No, but it is the same as implied anal consent.
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Back door all access pass!
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
Did he fart in your general direction?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
Boy, that L sure is tough, isn’t it…
Nice effort though :) I wonder where this is?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
MAYBE THE ANONYMOUS MOWER STARTED THEIR TRADITIONAL CONCENTRIC SQUARES PATTERN AND DECIDED TO MAKE A CAL ON A WHIM DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT MISTER MAN????
WE ARE ZOONEWS
Anonymous mower, or anonymous mowers? Hmm ….
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:)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Nov 18, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
We can’t say for sure but it looks to us like a ground squirrel hole that someone cleared a bit with Roundup so that someone could more cleanly blow the heads off of the ground squirrels as they emerge from their den of destruction.
WE ARE ZOONEWS
If only you could say for sure!
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by atomsareenough on Nov 18, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
The cat told me to do it!

Along with Obi the cat, Alex Kim defies a police order to vacate Spoul Plaza on Thursday, Nov. 17, 2011, in Berkeley, Calif. Kim, a student at UC Berkeley, was one of two campers arrested after more than 100 officers in riot gear descended on the encampment. A friend took Obi before the arrest [I’m thinking it should say the friend took this photo].
Police clear Occupy Cal encampment
ALL UR CAT
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
poor kitty
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
WHO WANTS A BELLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PS This is a REALLY fucking cool photo. I love the way the cat is. It makes me really happy to see the photo. I hope the cat is OK>
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Well, that little kitten grew up to become Sandy Barbour!
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
I read in a story somewhere that the cat is being taken care of by other students/activists who didnt want to be arrested.
I read somewhere that that cat is now president of uzbeki-beki-beki-stan.
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OMG THAT'S SO INSULTING
The people of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan are totally offended that you couldn’t bother to type out the name of their country correctly.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
Syracuse's Bernie Fine placed on leave
another case of inappropriate touching?
Two former Syracuse University ball boys say they were molested by associate head basketball coach Bernie Fine, starting in the late 1970s and continuing into the 1990s.
Police in Syracuse said they have opened an investigation into the allegations. And in a statement Thursday night, Syracuse said it has placed Fine on administrative leave.
Fine
Fine
One alleged victim, Bobby Davis, now 39, told Outside the Lines that Fine molested him beginning in 1984, shortly before Davis entered the seventh grade. Davis, the team’s ball boy for six years beginning in 1984, said the abuse occurred at Fine’s home, at the Syracuse basketball facilities, and on road trips, including the 1987 Final Four.
The second alleged victim, Mike Lang, now 45, is Davis’ stepbrother and was also a ball boy for several years. He told Outside the Lines that Fine molested him starting when Lang was in fifth or sixth grade.
Davis said Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim saw him in Fine’s hotel room on several of those road trips, but Davis said he never told Boeheim about the alleged abuse.
Police stressed to Outside The Lines they are in the early stages of the investigation. Thursday evening, police told ESPN they were going to interview both men who made the allegations.
Fine is in his 35th season as an assistant Boeheim.
Interestingly, Boeheim says it’s bullshit and straight up calls the accusers liars. I hope he’s right.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Tebow wins again
Tebows 17, Jets 13. Unbelievable.
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@RealSkipBayless can;t shut the fuck up about this kid. Seriously every fucking day I wake up turn on First Take at 7am PT and I see that little fucker’s face in the bottom left hand corner. Now please understand, I have no real qualms w/ Tebow (aside that he is helping the Donkeys win right now), but I have to wake up with his bull shit grin and hear the same conversation every damn morning, its getting to me…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Hi guys,
I have a friend who is desperate for a ticket for this Saturday… his earlier plan fell through when he ended up not getting a ticket from someone who had agreed to supply him. So if you’d like to make a student very happy, send a message to vsheu [at] berkeley (dot) edu (now you KNOW it’s for a Cal student).
Go Bears!
Berkeley Reveals Plan for Academic Center in China
Dunno if this has been linked already. Think it’s pretty interesting, although I’m a little dubious. How different will Berkeley research education away from Berkeley turn out?
SHANGHAI — The University of California, Berkeley announced this week that it plans to open a large research and teaching facility here as part of a broader plan to bolster its presence in China.
The public university, which is struggling under budget constraints imposed by the state of California, said the Shanghai center would cater to engineering graduate students and be financed over the next five years largely by the Shanghai government and companies operating here. The program is expected to begin in July 2012.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
I’ve always thought that Berkeley lacked any sort of Chinese cultural or academic influence…
The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

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