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DBD 11.17.11 Top Ten Ways You Know You're A stanfurd Student

We only have two days left until the Big Game! Let's keep our enthusiasm and continue to mock stanfurd students and stanfurd as much as possible!

 

So I'll start with a list of Ten Ways You Know You're A stanfurd Student

10) You join the Occupy Oakland movement to protest against accumulation of wealth, but have to stop by Chase to deposit your weekly trust fund distribution from daddy

9) You graduated in 2008 and went to three total football games during your four years at furd, but suddenly proclaim your love for the Trees on facebook

8) In your job interviews (that your daddy set up for you), every sentence begins with "Well, when I was at Stanford [sic] University..."

7) You're excited about this ESPN Gameday thing showing up to your campus, but 6 am is way too early

6) You've never heard of a "kegger" before... and it doesn't sound as fun as the "wine and cheese nights" you're used to

5) In your first job, you were taken aback when your boss wouldn't let you drop your month-long project the day before it was due

4) You LOVE the diversity that Palo Alto restaurants offer, ranging from mildly-overpriced Italian bistro to gelato to super-overpriced Italian bistro to frozen yogurt to bill-it-to-daddy-expensive Italian bistro.

3) One day, your last name appeared somewhere on the new wing of the library and your professors started treating you much more nicely. Must be the new perfume.

2) You're an independent thinker who just so happens to hold the exact same opinions as your professors.

1) You don't understand any of this list

 

GO BEARS, BEAT sTANFURD!

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Stanford has produced three of the best college quarterbacks in the history of the game: Jim Plunkett, John Elway and Andrew Luck.

However, despite being such elite quarterbacks, the three had trouble in the Big Game. Take a look at their records against Cal.

Jim Plunkett, 1970 Heisman winner and first overall pick in 1971 NFL Draft, 2-2

John Elway, first overall pick in 1983 NFL Draft, 1-3

Andrew Luck, 2011 Heisman favorite and consensus first overall pick in 2012 NFL Draft, 1-1

That gives the three of them a 4-6 all-time record against the Bears.

Luck will be playing in his final Big Game of his Stanford career on Saturday and has a chance to go out with a winning record against Cal.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I never get tired of hearing this story
On October 17, 1998, five members of Cal’s Theta Chi Fraternity stole the Stanford Tree from the Stanford Band Shak.

After Stanford’s first basketball practice of the season, the five members of the fraternity’s Mu Chapter stole the Tree and took it back to Berkeley.

They had no ill-intent by stealing the Tree and only did so as a joke. They released “letters” to Cal’s student newspaper The Daily Californian written by the Tree saying it didn’t like Stanford anymore and preferred Berkeley but would return to Palo Alto before the Big Game.

Cal administrators threatened to not have Oski at anymore football games. And $5,000 was offered to have the Tree returned. But “The Phoenix Five,” as the five men decided to go by, wouldn’t give up the Tree on any terms but their own.

Eventually it was returned to the chancellor’s office but not after being paraded around on KTVU Channel 2 in the parking lot of an empty school in Oakland.

The Tree was then shredded by Stanford Band at halftime of their game versus USC because of “contamination.”

The Phoenix Five have gone down in Cal and college football history has having succeeded in one of the greatest mascot thefts ever.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

What amazing gentleman!

What great cloth they were cut from!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to agree with your statement. Such great men wanted to lend a helping hand!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

the cgb interview was awesome

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Football: 10 Explanations for Golden Bear's Jekyll-and-Hyde Trend

Why am I on Bleacher Report anyway?

1) Injuries
2) Lack of Offensive Drives
3) Tired Defense
4) Road Troubles
5) Level of Competition
6) No Game Changers
7) Talent Across the Conference
8) Quarterback Inexperience
9) Running and Passing Games
10) Inconsistent Conference

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:30 AM PST reply actions  

Unemployment applications drop again, reach 7-month low

Potentially good news

The number of people applying for unemployment benefits fell last week to the lowest level since early April, a sign that layoffs are easing and hiring may pick up.

Weekly applications dropped by 5,000 to a seasonally adjusted 388,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. It was the fourth decline in five weeks.

The four-week average, a less volatile measure, dropped to 396,750. That’s the first time the average been below 400,000 in seven months.

Applications need to consistently drop below 375,000 to signal sustained job gains. They haven’t been that low since February.

The job market “is still weak but there are hopeful signs of some modest improvement,” Steven Wood, an economist at Insight Economics, in a note to clients.

The number of people receiving benefits also fell to the lowest level since Sept. 2008, when Lehman Brothers collapsed and the financial crisis intensified.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Good news, but it would be nice to see employment numbers pick up as well.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Baby steps, Cuge, baby steps.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

lots of people giving up.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That could be part of it, but I think an increase in hiring might be part of it too.

Lemme go dig through the numbers

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

my mom just got a job!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay Spazzy’s mom!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Averages have dropped because everybody has already applied!

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The four-week average, a less volatile measure, dropped to 396,750

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

why won’t you let me exaggerate?

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cassell is the worst QB ever! Literally!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

That is actually true fact…unless of course, he is playing the Niners

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

9/26/2010

16 for 27, 250 yards, 3 TDs, 112 passer rating

/still glad to see that worthless bitch injured

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Well… I have no idea how to deal with this.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Is your offer of Alex Smith for Matt Cassel still on the table?

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Trade healthy player for injured player? OJAY

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule of Tree does a Q&A with CGB

[1]

4. Do you expect Keenan Allen and Marvin Jones give the Cardinal defense fits a la USC’s Robert Woods and Marquise Lee?

Kodiak: Yes. KA and Jones both do a nice job of getting open. I’m just not sure if our QB will consistently deliver them the ball.

LeonPowe: Only if we implement the all roll left offense.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:41 AM PST reply actions  

Starbucks Christmas dranks are Buy One Get One Free from 2-5 PM (from now until Sunday)

http://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks

Celebrate the season together with someone – and something – you love at Starbucks. On November 17–20 from 2–5 p.m., when you buy one holiday beverage, you’ll get a second one free. Warm up with your choice of a Peppermint Mocha or new Skinny Peppermint Mocha, Caramel Brulée Latte, Gingerbread Latte or the longest-running holiday favorite, the Eggnog Latte.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:46 AM PST reply actions  

egg nog latte is soooooo good but i am having none of it this year.

i am now down 25 pounds! I was feeling good about myself so monday tried on a favorite pair of pants from about 6 years ago… not even close… another couple of inches to lose.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats! You can do it!

You’ll get there soon, don’t worry!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh i’m up 8 since the beginning of october. this quarter has not been good for me.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re almost done with school, innit? Hit the gym hard after!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I certainly plan to. (After probably about 2-3 weeks of hitting the bars hard)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Do both, brah!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

congrats fiat!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks… stating the obvious but it feels sooooo good to get back into shape… I don’t think I was “fat” before, but this definitely feels good. Now I just want to get that last bit and i’ll be psyched. For a 4? year old guy I’m feeling pretty good about the shape I am in.

And then I got to Southern California beaches and don’t feel so good about it ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

For a four year old, your typing skills are quite impressive.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Its unclear if hes 4. He did have a question mark afterall

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly… forty-something

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I sayyyyyyyyyyy 46!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

WRONG!!! I am in my lower mid 40s-ish

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

49?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Forty Threeve?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice job, buddy. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Good job buddy! I got sucked in to running a 10k in LA the second week of Dec. so I’m on a no alch and running regiment until then… Hopefully I can get back on track after dropping 25 lbs. then gaining 5-10 back.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve decided to concentrate on lifting for the next few months, build up some muscle, and then hopefully it’ll be easier to burn fat.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Squats, deadlifts, and benches should be your anchor

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I might work in the deadlifts later, but for now I’m doing squats and bench work.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

what is your routine?

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m pretty much starting from scratch again after reaching peak fatty over the past couple of months. I’m doing 3x/week in the morning and I’m hoping to build it up to 5x/week, mainly just lifting for the time being. I try to do at least one chest, leg, arms, back, and core exercise each time.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

ah so you don’t work diff muscle groups each session… that’s more what i was wondering

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that works much better for me.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

my best period was going 4 days a week, ABxABxx, x being rest day, A being legs and back, B chest/arms. or something like that.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

When I wasn’t in study mode:

A) Chest
B) Back
C) Legs
D) Shoulders
E) Arms

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to concentrate on one muscle group per day (chest one day, then back, then arms, etc…) but if life gets in the way and you miss a few days for whatever reason, then it screws up your whole rhythm, and the next thing you know, you haven’t done back exercises in 2 week or something. This way I get an all-around exercise, and if I’m consistent and working out regularly, I can always mix it up and do different exercises for each muscle group in the next workout.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

this makes sense

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

makes sense to me!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Find what works best for you and stick with it.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

do it now!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Get someone to teach you how first.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I for one have given up on lifting/pushups etc. Made my shoulder scream. Now I swim…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. Are you sure you had proper form? Doing those exercises should help your shoulder rather than hurt it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I am quite sure.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve started lifting again… a little discouraging but expect the strength to return fairly soon.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The best part is that it will really kick-start your metabolism once you get past that initial two-week re-acclimatization period.

I haven’t been able to run for over a year, but have (mostly) kept the weight off by regular lifting.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

i get jumpers knee every once in a while. when it happens, balling gets shelved for a few days. but lifting is still everyday. i actually like lifting more than balling (play ball mostly ‘cause i don’t want to run to run). lift every weekday and it feels good.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

you have a knee band?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ve always been meaning to get one, but always forget ’cause it goes away after not playing for a day. (usually play like 4days a week.)

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

buy it now!

buy 2 actually… the velcro becomes less effective bc of all the sweat.

also, wash them constantly.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Even better than a knee band is to wrap some pre-wrap below the knee, then roll it up. It won’t slip like a knee band does.

You’ll notice a lot of the college players doing this.

/learned this trick from my PT, used to be head trainer for a Div-I football team

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

kod is trying to avoid the fact that the d1 football was in fact stanfurd

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost as bad.

But, I can’t talk smack until she fixes my hip.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i am excited about it. i am staying at some friends’ / mentors’ in San Francisco this weekend. They live on Nob Hill and on Taylor Street between Pine and California the entire length of the block the sidewalk is steps because it is so steep. 220 steps… I’ll run those like 20 or so times… it’s the equivalent of doing stadiums in Memorial!

the best part about losing all this weight is is goes right off my guy which makes my torso proportions better….

you look like you’re in great shape!

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

the blue and gold sequined-tights? those make you dazzle!!!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

good work!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

nice! any recommendations from anyone on a strength-building regimen? I’ve never lifted.. ever but really need to build some upper body strength..

by the federer express on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

start light (pay no attention to the meat heads). build correct form and learn how to do the exercises properly. do pullups/push ups/dips/stuff using your body weight as well.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

this

So this. Make sure you’ve got the form down. Even if the weight’s light, you can just do more reps until you feel like you know how to do the exercise correctly.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

dips are not good for your shoulder, says my friend who is physical therapist in the Navy.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm…i should look into that. i do them all time.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

just to be clear, i don’t think sec119 is talking about bean dip or onion dip…

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree

If you’re strong enough to do them and you do them right, they’re fine for your shoulders.

/not a physical therapist.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i dip you dip we dip

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HIP

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I said I was smooth with the ladies, nt necessarily the guys!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Look for the Adam’s apple, it’s a big clue!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out books by Lou Schuler and Alwyn Cosgrove (or google the names for their sites)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Late to the party here.

Start slow, focus on good form. It takes anywhere from 2-4 weeks for your muscles just to get used to working together properly. To maximize muscle-building and recovery, be sure to eat or drink some lean protein immediately after working out. It doesn’t have to be much. I usually do one scoop of protein powder into a glass of soy milk. (Nitrocore)

Once you get started, you’ll want to change up your workout every couple of months so that your muscles don’t get used to it. Besides changing weights, you can also change how quickly/slowly you raise and lift, do intervals, or use a different type of exercise for the same muscle group. This will keep you improving instead of leveling off.

Good luck!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Later to the party

Don’t listen to workout advice from Kodiak. Man’s a walking trainwreck. If it’s on your body and you can break it, he has.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

So he’s got a lot of rehabilitation experience!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Jokes on you! I’m a non-walking trainwreck!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

shouldn’t you be lounging by a pool with a drink in your hand???

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

was recommended to get this book

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d offer my tons of research to you, but you’re on my dunzo list

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

absolutely focus on form. i’d also encourage getting a trainer or at the very least a work out buddy. almost impossible to do a serious weight training regime without someone to at least spot yo.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Rebecca Black releases new song

49er16 is ECSTATIC

After Rebecca Black’s vanity release "Friday" became an unexpected Internet sensation overnight, the tween attempted legitimacy with the inspirational follow-up ballad, "My Moment." Now, Black returns to her upbeat and carefree ways with "Person of Interest."

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"There’s a crime scene on the dance floor/Ring the alarm/Police tape on the front door/And you are a person of interest," Black sings. "Can’t deny you’re implicated in the mayhem in my mind

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Where’s that Haas shooter when you need him? [too soon?]

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

wayyyyy too soon.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d. you made me LOL at work.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

:) rec’d for truth.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Wall Street clashes start Occupy's day of action

This is going to end well

NEW YORK – Police have started to arrest protesters who are sitting on the ground and blocking traffic into New York’s financial district.

Police in riot helmets hauled several protesters to their feet at Nassau and Pine streets, one block from Wall Street, and handcuffed them.

Some of the police hit protesters as they resisted arrest.

Hundreds clogged the streets leading to Wall Street in lower Manhattan, bringing taxis and delivery vehicles to a halt. Police in riot helmets watched the protesters from behind barricades.

“All day, all week, shut down Wall Street!” the crowd chanted. At the corner of Nassau and Pine streets protesters were sitting on the ground and refusing to move.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

Tedford in 10th big game:



This will be Cal coach Jeff Tedford’s 10th Big Game. The Fresno State graduate did not understand the importance of the rivalry when he was hired in 2002 but by now it’s part of the fabric of his life. He has a 7-2 record versus Stanford.

“Early in my career here it was really hard to understand” the game’s importance, he said. “When you’re a part of it, you’ve been on the positive end and on the wrong side of it. Now you don’t only hear the stories about it but you’ve been a part of it. When you don’t have the Axe, it means something.”

Ertz is out: Stanford coach David Shaw said after practice Wednesday that he would be “shocked” if tight end Zach Ertz could play because of his knee injury.

Tickets returned: For the second time in four years, Cal failed to sell out its complement of tickets for the Big Game at Stanford Stadium. The school returned about 2,000 of its 15,000-ticket allotment for Saturday night’s game, a Stanford spokesman said Wednesday.



Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/16/SPD21M07BO.DTL#ixzz1dyif7JPs

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

True story about those tickets and Cal Sales and Marketing

and yes, I know I am a broken record on this but I think it’s important for people to hear how bad this is.

I have a friend, who others on here know too, who every year hosts a huge Big Game bash and buys a block of tickets… 150-200. He has been doing this for YEARS. Through the good years and all those really bad years.

This year, months ago, he was told no chance at tickets by both CAL and Stanfurd. Stanfurd you could sort of understand given how hot they thought the team would be…

Well lo and behold, two weeks ago he gets a call from Stanfurd telling him he can buy the 200 tickets as long as he also buys 200 tickets to the CAL / Furd hoops game.

Then he replies to the ATO’s message that went out at about the same time announcing tix were still available. He called and told them he would buy 200. And get this, they say no, he can only by 10. Now, this is not some random stranger. This is someone they know, with whom they have a long and valuable history. And this is what they say. Absolutely f’ing amazing. Incompetence at every level. And so instead of actually selling those tickets, they return them to Stanfurd.

Cal just lost $15K in ticket sales just like that. Absolutely amazing to me.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

This story is frustrating to read, let alone be the protagonist in.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, just wow. Hopefully the changes are swift with the new guy coming in for marketing

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

...

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

bunch of commies!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe this is true. That sounds profoundly incompetent.

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by since1997 on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It is 100% completely true and, sadly, predictable.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

A century+ of Big Game history:

A few more things …


1. People seemed a little more chippy about this rivalry in the 1940a, 50s and 60s. If there were fights like the ones in this gallery, I suspect they would be replayed for days on SportsCenter. One more reason that my parents should be happy they grew up in an era without camera phones.

2. I was hoping to find a Junipero Serra photo, and ended up with three. But my favorite find was the Cal band visit to the Chronicle newsroom in 1961. That’s a really cool tradition (assuming you’re not on the phone with a source when the band comes by your desk). The Chronicle newsroom is a little bit grimy, but it has fantastic acoustics.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

BTw, this one has grainy black and white photos!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the photosi s a ticket stub for the 1898 Big Game. Admission costs $1.

Im trying to find a website to show how much $1 in 1898 is today. Anybody know of one???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

What cost $1 in 1898 would cost $25.85 in 2010.

http://www.westegg.com/inflation/infl.cgi

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. That doesnt seem that bad. I thought itd be a lot worse. My tickets were like 3x that!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It's because it's only $1

If tickets were, say, $100 back then

That’s $2,500 right now. Seems like a bigger difference now.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I always figured $1 in 1898 would be like 2,000 in today’s money!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That would require the average inflation rate over the past 113 years to have been 7.4%, which would be absurdly high.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

YOUR FACE IS ABSURDLY HIGH!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the eyedrops

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Somalia just laughed at your calling 7.4% absurdly high

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Somalia just comandeered your house.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

They can have it, I’m movin’ south!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Or so you think…

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No its pretty much set in stone.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait till the Somalians show up

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It'll turn out like Skull Cove?


Clear!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The nail polish doesn’t match the lipstick! WhatEVS!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Her eyes are so nice!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

soooo dreamy!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

would you prefer she wore baby blue lipstick?

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be too Gaga-ish and therefore disgusting

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, nail polish should never match the lipstick.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’d be like matching a pocket square and tie!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

So, fine, then?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag Guy, I think you are neato!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

flag guy, are you from yreka or are you not the flag guy that i know

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

look at this fuckin’ CGB love connection

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

remember when we would sit in the back of adamthwaite’s class next to that drawing of a giant dick and giggle?

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

158C?

He was also my thesis advisor.

Also, my co-worker’s fiancee is a Phd student and he’s the advisor.

Dude is everywhere.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah 158c. during the lecture intro, he talked about the town he was from in england, and some scootie-exchange student yells out in the middle of him talking “BERKSHIRE’S BETTA!” and he just gives him a stare for like ten seconds, i could have sworn they were going to put on their chimneysweep outfits and have a duel right then and there

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

awesome

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I can draw that giant dick from memory, but Im not exactly sure I remember what that class was about.

by Flag Guy on Nov 17, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i think it had something to do with the germans pissing everyone off, all of the time

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Typical...

English person reaction. My toast is cold, BLAME THE GERMANS!

by Flag Guy on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged

It is always their fault, all the time.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, what’s wrong with cold toast?

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Soooooooooooo very British, never could understand that.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I bought a toast rack, my wife was horrified. I don’t really like huge amounts of melted butter in my toast.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

(shakes head)

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why you lost the Revolutionary War, ya know?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was because the French bailed the rebellious colonists out?

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, cold toast.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the English. There’s no accounting for taste.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Not enough sheep?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

haggis for everyone!

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you punishing us???

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine, more for me.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF Toast is not supposed to be cold!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Cold Toast is unamerican

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So is watching cricket, but all immigrants have baggage.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hey now.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

BORN HERE

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes a parent’s foibles are passed to their children.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m oddly more into cricket than my mom!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

neither of my parents are interested in cricket at all.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And toast should never be cold

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Although I disagree with your cold toast, I had to rec your to rebuttals

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

*two

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

“I had two rec your to rebuttals”?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually “I had two rec your two rebuttals”

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So I just walked into the wrong part of this conversation

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You would.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

AHA!

I FOUND YOU!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Nov 20, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you win?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 20, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ANOTHER Ohioan Bear? My goodness.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 21, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for…. well just rec’d…. you should do the same.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s almost irritating when someone is both talented and attractive, as well as presumably smart.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

almost? it’s so damn annoying.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the one I posted the other night?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

I just googled Sather Gate Big Game

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

SEXUAL!

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

FEEL SEXUAL!

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU STOLE IT FROM OUI OUI

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Incorrect.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No offense, but I like the one with Alex Morgan the best.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

But the light on the campanile doesnt match the light on the library!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

But the eyes are so purty!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

MBB Single game tix on sale:



BERKELEY – Single game tickets for California men’s basketball Pac-12 home games are now on sale to the general public. The Golden Bears begin their quest to win the inaugural Pac-12 championship with a home schedule highlighted by a New Years Eve matchup against UCLA and home contests against Stanford and Arizona.

Cal will also face Colorado and Utah, at Haas Pavilion, for the first time as members of the Pac 12 conference.

Tickets start at $10, for youth, with a reduced price for adult tickets to all conference games. To purchase your single-game Pac-12 tickets, click here.

A variety of multi-game ticket options are also available, including a seven-game Flex Pack, a four-game Pick-em’ Pack, and a new four-game Premium Pack, which allows fans to sit closer to the action in our Premium Bench sections. Season tickets are also still available.

Cal’s Pac-12 home schedule includes the following games:

Monday, Dec. 29 – USC
Saturday, Dec. 31 – UCLA
Thursday, Jan. 12 – Colorado
Saturday, Jan. 14 – Utah
Sunday, Jan. 29 – Stanford
Thursday, Feb. 2 – Arizona
Saturday, Feb. 4 – Arizona State
Thursday, Feb. 16 – Oregon
Saturday, Feb. 18 – Oregon State

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

Big Splash:



BERKELEY -

Sat., Nov. 19 at Stanford, Avery Aquatics Center Stanford, Calif. 5:15 p.m.
Bear Bites:
No. 3 Cal (19-3, 6-1) will invade No. 4 Stanford (18-4, 5-2) for the annual Big Splash Saturday (Nov. 19) at 5:15 p.m. at Avery Aquatics Center. The winner of the Big Splash will receive the Steve Heaston Trophy, named after the former Cal men’s water polo coach (1989-98, three NCAA titles) who passed away in 1999. The Big Splash also represents the final MPSF league contest before the Golden Bears, currently tied with UCLA (5-1) for second in the conference standings at 6-1, enter the Nov. 25-27 MPSF Tournament at UCLA. The winner of the MPSF Tournament is anautomatic qualifier for the 2011 NCAA championship, Dec. 3-4 at Cal’s Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Bears’ three losses this season have all been by one goal (6-5 to No. 1 UCLA Sept. 18, 10-9 in overtime to No. 4 Stanford Oct. 2, and 9-8 in sudden death overtime to No. 2 USC Oct. 15). Conversely, Cal also has victories over both top-ranked UCLA (8-4 Oct. 2 and 8-5 Oct. 7) and Stanford (8-7 Sept. 18). The Bears feature the 2010 National Player of the Year Ivan Rackov, who leads the MPSF in scoring with 62 goals in 21 matches (2.95 gpg). Cal also leads the MPSF in team scoring with 12.50 goals per game, and are third behind USC and Stanford in team defense (6.09 gpg). The Bears have outscored their opponents, 275-134, this season. On Sept. 5 Rackov was this year’s first MPSF Player of the Week with 12 goals in Cal’s Sept. 3 home victories over UC Davis and Santa Clara, and was the Oct. 24 conference POW with four goals in an 11-8 win over No. 6 Pepperdine. The Bears’ junior goalie, Justin Parsons, was tabbed as the Oct. 10 MPSF Player of the Week after tallying 26 saves in MPSF wins at current No. 1-ranked UCLA and Long Beach State, and a victory at No. 10 UC San Diego.

Returning Cal All-Americans/Top Newcomers:

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

I really want to go to this, but I may have to convince non H2O polo fan friends coming to the game with me…

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

my mom has tix and is going with her friend/former swimmer, but I’m going with people who like drinking more than H2O polo, I’d opp for the polo game cuz The Big Splash is alway a great match, but we shall see. Do you think it’ll sell out prior to the game?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know.. I doubt it… it’s a big complex

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Another reason I like it, its a great venue for a polo game, especially with stands on both sides… (I really wish Speaker had the space for this)

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

WBB opens tonight:



Thursday, Nov. 17: Sacramento State at California, 7:05 p.m.
TV: none; Live Audio/Video Streaming: CalBears.com; Gametracker: CalBears.com
Sunday, Nov. 20: Illinois at California, 2:05 p.m.
TV: none; Live Audio/Video Streaming: CalBears.com; Gametracker: CalBears.com
BERKELEY- The California Golden Bears (0-1) and first-year head coach Lindsay Gottlieb play their first home games of the 2011-12 season, hosting the Sacramento State Hornets (0-2) on Thursday, Nov. 17 at 7 p.m., and the Illinois Fighting Illini (1-1) on Sunday, Nov. 20 at 2 p.m.

Thursday, Nov. 17 is Youth Free Night. All kids 12th grade and below will receive free admission to the game. There will also be a post-game autograph session with the team.

The Bears and Hornets have not faced each other since 1993, when Cal won, 95-73 on the home court. Sac State has four victories over the Bears in the 1970’s to own a 4-1 series advantage.

Over the past six years, the Bears have dominated California schools who are not members of the Pac-12. In 19 games since 2005-06, the Bears have only lost once to an out-of-conference team from the Golden State, the 68-66 stunning loss to San Jose State during the 2009-10 season. The Bears 18 victories over California schools include two wins in the NCAA Tournament (San Diego, 2008; Fresno State, 2009) and a WNIT overtime win (U.C. Davis, 2010).

Cal has also been dominant in regular-season non-conference games in recent history. In the last six seasons, Cal went 50-12 against non-conference teams in the regular season, with nine of those losses coming against teams ranked in the top-25. During that same stretch, the Cal has gone 31-5 at Haas against non-conference teams.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

Womens soccer to take on BC:


Friday, Nov. 18
4:30 p.m. – Cal (12-6-3, 5-4-2 Pac-12) vs. No. 16 Boston College (12-5-2, 6-4 ACC)
Laird Q. Cagan Stadium – Stanford, Calif.
Series Record with the Eagles: 2-0-0
Last Meeting: W, 5-0 in Amherst, Mass. (Sept. 16, 1990)

BERKELEY – The California women’s soccer team will face No. 16 Boston College in the second round of the NCAA Championship on Friday at 4:30 p.m. at Laird Q. Stadium on the campus of Stanford University. The Bears advanced to the second round of the post-season tournament for the second time in the last three years by defeating No. 11 Santa Clara this past Saturday on the road.

After Cal and Santa Clara played to a 1-1 draw during regulation and overtime, the Bears punched their ticket to the second round of the tournament with a 4-3 victory over the Broncos in the penalty-kick shootout.

California enters Friday’s match with a 12-6-3 overall record, while Boston College comes into the match 12-5-2 overall. The Bears completed the regular season with a 5-4-2 mark to place sixth in the highly-competitive Pac-12 Conference and the Eagles completed their Atlantic Coast Conference slate with a 6-4 record to place fifth in the league.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

NinersNation talks red zone:

When Alex Smith speaks with the media this year, he has done a fairly solid job of replicating his head coach’s ability to say very little while answering a lot of questions. In his pre-practice Q&A yesterday, he actually provided some insight that isn’t stunning, but is something worth noting:

The wide receivers haven’t gotten into the end zone much, how have they dealt with that with you?

“We’re winning. I think that’s all that matters. Especially for those guys, no question they want to be in it, they want to score touchdowns, we all want that. But, just the style of games we’ve been in, the type of games, the way that the games have gone, that’s just the way it’s happened. But no question, I think me included and the guys outside, I think our production, especially in the red zone, needs to get better.”

The 49ers have done a solid job of putting points on the board this season, ranked seventh in the league. However, they have had some issues down in the red zone when it comes to punching the ball in. If they are going to take this thing to the next level this season, some improvement in the red zone would be nice.

As it currently stands, Alex Smith is 13 of 28 for 83 yards and five touchdowns in the red zone. I don’t have rankings of QBs in the red zone, but you can check them out team by team at USAToday.com. I did a quick look at a handful of quarterbacks and found these numbers:

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:04 AM PST reply actions  

Raiders are feast/famine:


Warren Sapp might have said something correct given enough time and given enough statements (even a broken Cuckoo clock is correct at the certain point in time). Sapp says, “the Raiders cannot stand success.” The statement, elaborated, suggests that the Raiders tend toward complacency, celebrate wins excessively and react to loses too gracefully, don’t play the entire 60-minutes, give up leads by carelessness and not finishing, consider halftime leads as sufficient to call it a day, etc.

Well, the man may have an argument using Week 9 as an example. With the division up for grabs, Oakland heads for the lockeroom at halftime leading Denver 17 – 7 just as the final score of Miami’s upset victory over KC (31 – 3) is announced at “The O”; cheers grow louder as that good news is followed by the halftime score of G.B. leading San Diego 28 – 17. Oakland begins the 3rd Quarter sluggish and dull and Denver takes over the game – scoring on its first drive and then scoring again and again and again and again (5 times) while Oakland manages only one score the entire 2nd half and loses what seems a sure victory.

The feast-famine dynamic of the Raiders is a fact but Sapp’s assertion of the cause of that dynamic is not a fact that is absolutely provable.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

it tastes like beer…

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

but different!

“I’m white trash and I’m in trouble”

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharks to take on Red Wings:

Heading into San Jose’s 2011-2012 campaign it’s doubtful Sharks Head Coach Todd McLellan ever figured he would be splitting up Patrick Marleau and Joe Thornton for an extended period of time.

McLellan has always been a fan of the line blender when things aren’t going well for his team, tinkering with the parts under the hood much like a mechanic. He isn’t afraid to make a switch in the middle of a game, usually in the second period if San Jose is off to a slow start, but that really has never applied to the duo of Thornton and Marleau. For the most part McLellan has swapped the right-winger on that side of the ice, keeping his power unit of Marleau-Thornton on the ice together at both even strength and the power play.

Marleau has put up the best numbers of his career playing alongside Thornton on the Sharks top line— 125 goals over the last three plus seasons, the best in the NHL during that time frame besides Alex Ovechkin (145) and Steven Stamkos (130). That’s elite company, and while it might not all be due to Thornton’s buttery hands and eagle-like vision, a lot of it is related to how well Thornton can open up defenses from behind the net and slip the puck to his teammates like a silent assassin. Hard to imagine how a mammoth can be so graceful but we aren’t one to question things.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

New judge in Sandusky case:

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — A new judge was assigned Wednesday to handle the child sex abuse charges against former Penn State football assistant coach Jerry Sandusky, whose televised defense earlier this week drew a rebuke from a lawyer for one of his accusers.

The change removed a State College judge with ties to a charity founded by Sandusky for at-risk children, The Second Mile.

Harrisburg attorney Ben Andreozzi said he represents a client who will testify against Sandusky, who is accused of abusing eight boys, some on campus, over 15 years.

More from ESPN.com
ESPN.com’s Rick Reilly wrote about the Penn State scandal last week. After it, he heard stories of hope from victims of child sexual abuse. He shares some here. Story

To date, no single entity involved has voluntarily done the right thing and put the children — the actual victims — first, contends ESPN.com’s Howard Bryant. Story

• Grantland: Open Letter to McQueary

“I am appalled by the fact that Mr. Sandusky has elected to re-victimize these young men at a time when they should be healing,” Andreozzi said in a statement released by his office. “He fully intends to testify that he was severely sexually assaulted by Mr. Sandusky.”

Sandusky’s lawyer, Joe Amendola, appeared with him on NBC’s “Rock Center” on Monday night and cast doubt on the evidence in the case.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

Looks like MLB is moving Astros to AL and doing interleague play evey day:

HOUSTON — Major League Baseball told Houston businessman Jim Crane it would not approve his purchase of the Houston Astros unless he agreed to move the team to the American League, The Associated Press has learned.

Crane was forced to agree to move the sale along, a person familiar with the negotiations said Wednesday on condition of anonymity because no official announcement has been made by MLB or the Astros. Approval of the sale could be announced as early as Thursday at a meeting of baseball executives in Milwaukee.

Crane reportedly agreed to the move in exchange for a drop in the sales price valued earlier this year at $680 million. The person who spoke to the AP could not confirm the sales price.

We’ll let baseball talk about that," current owner Drayton McLane said Wednesday night. “There were a lot of adjustments, so we’ll just wait and see what they have to say (Thursday).”

The players’ association believes two 15-team leagues would create a more proportionate schedule and has urged baseball to make the switch. With schedules for next season already completed, the earliest such a move could take place is 2013.

Time is running out for approval of the Astros deal: Crane has said that his offer, which was announced on May 16, expires Nov. 30.

Messages were left seeking from Major League Baseball, but commissioner Bud Selig did address the Astros’ situation during a Twitter chat on Monday.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

Nothing like a $70M discount on the sales price to move to the AL.

For those A’s fans who might someday watch a game at Minute Maid Park, it’s a fabulous setting for a game. Really nice park.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I was at a game in April when I was in Houston for work. nice park, but it was REALLY poorly attended—even in the eyes of an A’s fan..

by the federer express on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

has anyone hit the office building yet?

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the DBD and geart stories, RIshi

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

Penn State Girds for Backlash as Students Seek Jobs Amid Scandal

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Zach Polovchik, a senior at Pennsylvania State University, returned to campus after a job- hunting trip and was dismayed when he opened the student newspaper.

“No one from Penn State will ever be hired by any company I run in the future,” read a letter from Gregory White of Austin, Texas, to the Daily Collegian. “I am sickened beyond belief by the disgusting support of pedophilia shown by Penn State students.” Some students rioted after learning that longtime football coach Joe Paterno had been fired in a scandal.

Penn State officials are concerned about a backlash from employers as students begin their search for jobs and summer internships. They posted a letter on the school’s website last week imploring recruiters to maintain an open mind about Penn State job-seekers. They also plan to send letters to employers encouraging them to keep the scandal involving allegations of child molestation by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky out of the hiring process.

If you were caught rioting and overturning news vans on youtube, you deserve this.

But if you’re just a graduating senior from Penn State and didn’t take part in the riots… it sucks to have this held against you.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:24 AM PST reply actions  

Absolutely agree

Unfortunately, it’s not like the rioting students can be distinguished from the others by some mark or something so everybody just gets lumped in with the rioters. Sad.

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Nov 17, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

such a great episode!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

anyone who would hold that against you is a company you don’t want to work for.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, given how great the job market is for graduating seniors…

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but i don’t think people like that are “really” the people who are hiring. It’s just soooo stupid.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, the problem is that in a lot of big corporations, there’s a slight disconnect between HR and leadership. So this is entirely conceivable.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Those idiots who rioted should’ve seen this coming. And if they did riot… well they deserve it

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, we agree on that… but what about the entire rest of the student population who didn’t riot?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It does suck for them and I do feel bad for them.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They went to Penn State. What were they wanting, a job as a cowhand anyhoo?

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s really funny and clever.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you want to be held responsible for the actions of the dumbest kids on your campus?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No I don’t. I wasn’t talking about them. My post was more about how the rioters deserved it

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

if an employer rejects based on the school you went to, do you really want o work for them?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What if they reject all Stanfurd people?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate to say it, but even i have made friends with someone who went to stanfurd :(
he did sort of force me into friendship by honking me repeatedly, though

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG IT WAS TWIST

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If I really needed a job hell yes!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in a fraternity, so I already have been in that situation. No sympathy!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh come on, it was hardly a real riot, overblown reaction.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

For realz, it was a crowd of 19yo’s wanting to be on CNN or have cool FB updates. Come to Oakland if you wanna know how to riot, sheesh.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“This police brutality is getting out of hand! I almost dropped my iPhone as a result of an officer’s brutality upon me!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I would, but I don’t want to hurt my eyes looking by through pics of stanfurd students

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The part that was so amusing to me in the Daily Stanford post the other day was how that writer was like “We had to get to the game like 1.5 hours early I didn’t know what to do. Food cost a lot of money. A friend of mine had a book. I was so jealous of her!!!”

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I take full credit for finding that article!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

i had to stand for the whole game!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

ahahahah

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

forgets to put header

FORCED TO LOOK AT FURDIE ALL DAY

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Header!

Raptor, certainly some people might not be aware of the little nicities of posting at CGB. They might not be aware of including a header just so people can hide the post if need be. It’d be more helpful to just inform them here.

Flag Guy, as with the “Open In New Window” box, it’s helpful to include a header when posting a photo. That way people at work can hide the post, fi need be. To include a header, just write something in the subject line fo the comment. Note that I have a header here that says Header! It will appear in bold text.

Appreciate the chop. I thought it was funny!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked Raptor’s joke!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I did, too.

However, we also want to be as welcoming as possible. Flag Guy appears to be a cool person. Let’s help him become more acclimated.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I have much to learn....

Sorry guys, Im taking notes as I go.

by Flag Guy on Nov 17, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No worries, again, just trying to make the standard DBD “shoulda used a header” joke!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

No problem, I learned something new

by Flag Guy on Nov 17, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the bastards from Ohio was mean to me once. Other than that, the folks in the DBD are pretty cool. Enjoy the banter.

by Anchorsteam Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it was Ohio Bear. Not positive, just pretty sure. I’ve got parents, dammit!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t be me. I wouldn’t be mean to someone named Anchorsteam.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth. I remember you welcomed him with open arms.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty cool! Yay!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t apologize to Raptor, he’s a baby bear!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He was apologizing to Twist, a Furd sympathizer!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He was only apologizing to guys. He’s sexist!

See, now we can start to open up the flood gates a bit here

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That sweet can. Suh-suh-suh-sweeeet can.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome Flag Guy!

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

First rule. Don’t be friends with GoldBlooded.

Second rule: when you’re done not being friends with GoldBlooded, take him down.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

too late we’ve hugged many times

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

my gawd you’re in a particularly empathetic mood today.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to watch.

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

ftfy
empathetic

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I try to make a determination between people that I “have” and people I don’t yet “have.” Fiatlux, I have you here. You are a regular. You arent going anywhere. Youre stuck.

But Flag Guy isnt. Dudes barely posted in here. So, lets bring him in. Make him feel welcome. Maybe hire him as teh new intern (since our last one moved on to the big consulting field in the sky) and see how it goes.

So, I have differing reactions to differing people. Esp. on the front page or DBD. Might make a smart ass comment in the DBD, but on the front page I’ll try to be all smart and professional and shit.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

plus, flag guy could kick fiatlux’s ass and replace him as the new alpha male!

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Just to be more clear, I can fuck with you, Fiatlux and you arent going anywhere.

But I dont want to fuck with Flag Guy. I want to protect him until I know he can handle a vicious Raptor attack! And then when I have confirm, I’ll destroy every shred of dignity he ever had! Which given that he posts here, is none!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

wear a hard hat for safety

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was merely trying to make a slightly non-standard header joke. Sorry if it came across as unwelcoming.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

UCLA DICK!

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Accurate statement is accurate.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

throwing stones from glass houses is ill advised, my indian friend.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT'S A BRUIN ANYWAY?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Based on DBD assumptions, an Indian bear?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey-o!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Indian Bear?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What might be standard to a regular might seem different to somebody who is newer. There’s no need to apologize, Raptor, as I know you were not trying to run him off and would NEVER try or even conceive of doing that. My role is different from all of yours because I’m always trying to grow the site and the DBD and you guys can just do what you want.

You are readers. You haver no responsibilities!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

PLZ EXPLAIN MORE THIS IS VERY INTERESTING STUFF

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sarcasm is duly appreciated, Zoonews.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought site was supposed to grow organically, WHAT NOW

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

We embrace our computer overlords and grow cybernetically.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny!

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

good

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh snapity do!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

MAKE MORE!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

To contradict spazzy, I have made my own mediocre ones to follow.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

oooh, boss wants me, will have to wait.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i just did this one!!!!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW, I did it earlier and then was slow putting it up. You get first dibs!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

sollyy

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

silly

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

LOVE IT!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

haha i like this

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I liked this one :)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

PS

Well done, all of you!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

WINDIA!

India win by innings despite Bravo ton

Darren Bravo’s resolute century, which left him with statistics identical to Brian Lara’s at the end of 12 Tests, wasn’t enough to deny India an innings win.

Caught maybe 10 minutes of Ishant bowling inconsistently, and yet Dhoni kept going back to him. Captain knows best, guess Yadav was tiring out.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:47 AM PST reply actions  

lol
Given their recent form, not many were expecting a big fightback from West Indies, and according to unconfirmed reports Kolkata’s Jadhavpur University Complex, where Sourav Ganguly is playing a Ranji Trophy match, attracted a bigger crowd than Eden Gardens. They missed an attractive century from Bravo. Resuming on 38 he kept batting like he did yesterday. With the fields spread he kept picking the singles, and whenever MS Dhoni looked to attack he sent the fields back with calculated risks. He added 15 fours and a six to his boundary count on the fourth day.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Fiatlux, have you been writing about cricket lately?

There’s been a lot of talk about India’s inability to put people in seats. I’m beginning to think the BCCI is overplaying their hand as far as what cricket demand really is.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

No Yuvi for the third test!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Yuvraj has been unable to get runs. Between him and Bhajji, two disappointments. But we’re seeing a fairly green bowling attack doing well. Kinda wish they put in Raina instead of Rohit, but whatever.

Also, not using DRS totes hurt India yesterday. I saw one caught edge that was totally out, but the ump didn’t hear the ball hit the bat, so, nothing. Bravo then went on a tear.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, I don't know what's going on with Bhajji

I hope this kind of performance was a one-off thing for Bravo; otherwise, he could do some serious damage next year.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Bravo is good. He’s a youngster who’s just getting going. He’s going to be dangerous next year.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

FFFFUUUU

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW dunno if you got my message yesterday, the BCCI feed is really nice and has no commercials!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

How much does it cost? And they have live videos?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Free live streaming. Decent quality (slightly worse than regular TV, but eh) Suspect it’s not for all events, but it was working last night!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool!

I’ll give it a shot!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this is just unfortunate

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

really? I think it’s kind of cool (unless i am totally missing something)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

coming from a guy who thinks matching tie/pocketsquares are tacky?!?! really?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

um, matching tie / pockets squares are tacky.

This is a t-shirt for crying out loud. I think it looks kind of cool…

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you think matching tie/pocket square/cufflinks is tacky?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Matching your tie and cufflinks only may not be a bad idea.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That doesnt answer my question at all!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Read in between the lines

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you anticipating I’ll understand subtelty?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist, you’re tacky.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’m not understanding the situation here. Can you be more forthright? Thanks.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Oscar, you’re a grouch!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think its supposed to be like Bear Superman, but it kinda comes off like Bear Vagina.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

who wouldn’t want a bear vagina on their chest??

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

you make an excellent point

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Are they not the same thing? This totally changes my opinion of Superman III.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The script Cal is missing it’s tail too.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WHO IS TAIL?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah fuck.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

IT IS TAIL!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

ummm

I don’t wanna be the one to do this.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t worry, already been twist’d

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I think its cool for one main reason:
In 2009 when we were walking into the stadium, we were trying to sneak in some whiskey in a water bottle in our folding seat backs, but when we got to the event staffer running security at the gate she reached in and put her hand directly on the bottle. She looked up and said “go right in fellas”. we were pretty surprised, but then the staffer pulled open their gold jacket (like the photo above) to reveal a script Cal shirt. We exchanged “Go Bears!” and went on our merry way. The event staffer “guarding” the gate to the field was equally nice letting us rush furd’s field after the game saying “Go ahead, you guys deserve it!” while moving the barricade.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

my first u$c game

harris the mic man was wearing a ‘fuck the trojans’ shirt under his white dress shirt, revealed it kinda like the photo above

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

goatse

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

nightmare fuel

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It looks like it was made by Maude Lebowski.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Does the human form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Atoms?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Vagina.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean… coitus?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

no, idiot…sex!

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be fatuous GoldBlooded.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 17, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

AERose I’d like to make an appointment with Doctor Atoms, he’s a good man, and thorough.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

*an appointment for you

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by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm? No, no man, she, she hit me right here.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 18, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

She's not my special lady friend, man!

I’m helping her to conceive!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 18, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Internet has ruined me.

Again.

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by Swamphunter on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Flying With Little Children? Go to the Back of the Plane

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Babies on airplanes. It’s enough to make parents—and all the passengers around them—cry.

Parents are complaining of airline seating policies that create “baby ghettos” in the back of planes. Even worse, families are increasingly split up, leaving small children in middle seats in the company of strangers unless passengers arrange seat swaps on board.

Michael Lyon booked seats together for his family for a trip from Washington, D.C., to Bangkok on United Airlines in July and checked his reservation frequently to make sure the seat assignments didn’t change. But when he checked in, all three had been split up, and his 6-year-old son was moved to the back of the wide-body plane by himself for the 13-hour trip.

A United gate agent told Mr. Lyon there were no seats and nothing could be done. He protested, ultimately getting a supervisor who found two seats together so he could sit with his son. “Not only did the United gate staff not seem to understand the importance of having him next to us, they were hostile,” Mr. Lyon said.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, the comments section...

AS AN ELITE STATUS FREQUENT FLYER AND A PARENT, I MUST SAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PARENTS INSIST ON BRINGING THEIR BABIES/YOUNG CHILDREN INTO FIRST AND BUSINESS CLASS. WHEN I HAVE TRAVELLED WITH MY CHILDREN I ALWAYS OPTED FOR COACH SEATS. I RESPECTED THE PEOPLE WHO PAID FOR THEIR ELITE SEATS WITH CASH OR HARD EARNED MILES BY NOT SUBJECTING THEM TO A CRYING OR RESTLESS CHILD. THE FORWARD CABINS SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR ADULTS ONLY. I WOULD AGREE WITH MR. PHILIPS…WHEN I CHECKED IN EARLY AND WAS PLEASANT WITH THE AGENTS AT THE COUNTER, OUR SEATING ARRANGEMENTS WERE GENERALLY ACCEPTABLE.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

That weatherman is kind of a dick!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

“Baby ghetto” in the back is a fine idea that is long overdue. Stick ’em all back there, they can scream at each other. Maybe even add a sound-resistant partition between the “ghetto” and coach class.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

YES!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

We can’t allow these baby ghettos to persist. We need a baby economic recovery plan to help the baby middle class propser and grow!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

End the Baby War on Drugs!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Won’t make much difference. Shit parents will find a way to be shitty and inconsiderate. That’s life.

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This. Ragscub was on plane for 9+ hours to east coast. Was perfect. Our parenting > everyone elses’

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

well Ragscub is a Cal fan and therefore infinitely cooler than other babies.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

haha this is usually observed on the flight from San Jo to LV for CES in early January

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

mini-zoonews sounds like a young MR.F. from many moons ago!

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by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m okay with singles-only!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I sat next to a hand model a couple of weeks ago. I think she was a regular model who also did hand modelling, b/c she looked like a model overall. I didn’t talk much to her though.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry for atoms’ing, but Jack Handy?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you asking if it is Jack Handey material? No, it was a for realz story. Not a very interesting one, b/c I am a married man and that seat was wasted on me.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ha. it seemed like a reference to something.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

RaptorCalopoly would have blown it anyway, so it’s just as well.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought that with our older daughter when we took her to California for the first time… she was teething for the return trip. The only way we were able to keep it to low level grumbling was to have her on a parental lap… and we had paid for a third seat.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Stick em in with the luggage.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t people understand that they can just chose which seats they sit in for their flight, especially when they book online?

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Nov 17, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but if you book late/get cheapest tickets possible/etc, and you don’t take “sitting together” as a consideration when you buy the tickets, it’s not going to happen.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Do parents not take “sitting together” as a consideration when buying the tickest?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine always did. But you don’t always get the cheapest rate that way.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

What about if you purchase in the no velociraptor section and then a fucking velociraptor gets moved into your section!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

man that’s the worst, happened to me once

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

One time, I went to watch a movie and I couldn’t see because Malinga’s hair was in the way!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

yea, his hair has been a notorious nuisance throughout the country

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S SO UNFAIR!!! I mean just like people who buy the cheapest tickets to Haas and then complain because those seats aren’t as good as the lower seats… we are entitled to the best of everything just to our liking no matter what.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont know whether you are agreeing or disagreeing

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s pretty clear on his opinion on entitlement.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know whether you are agreeing or disagreeing with me

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

and apparently we agree!!!!

(be careful… it’s a slipper slope when you start agreeing with FiatLux!)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

hey I agree with a lot of your posted thoughts here.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

(unexpected warm fuzzy)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

(gender-free hug)

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, it was terrible what happened to poor Cinderella :(

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it all worked out well for her?

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly you haven’t read Cinderella 2: Anastasia’s Song

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

“…And so it was that the Prince squandered their fortune on hookers and blow. Cinderella was left only with her glass slippers…so she put them to good use. “Cindi” became the most popular act at the village gentlemen’s club…"

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha your daughters must be so lucky

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope he reads me Hamster Huey and Gooey Kablooie next!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

one my fav all times

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

I’ve never done that, but I did edit the racist bits out of Richard Halliburton’s Book of Marvels. It was always my job to read bedtime stories; a chore I always enjoyed.

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by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My parents never read us bedtime stories, so when I was about 16 I made my Dad read me all the Winnie the Pooh books over the course of several months.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I really enjoyed doing this, I would do different voices for all the characters. I don’t think I was read to every night when I was young, but I do remember my dad reading Treasure Island to me, which I loved.

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by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Really.

I still bring it up occasionally with them when I am reviewing my list of all the ways I was wronged by them as a child.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

e.g. as the third child, there are approximately 4.6 snapshots (and one home movie, which was double exposed) of my youth, while child #1 has 9,627 of each.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s good to be first (#1 son).

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by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s even better to be first and last. :)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated having my picture taken as a kid. Now I don’t really care.

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by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to read stories to the girls every night. It started to fall apart when the older one became a more proficient reader and balked at hearing “little kid books.” Now they both are engrossed in books at bedtime… just not as read by me.

Mind you, they’re not averse to having Harry Potter books read aloud. I may be able to salvage some book time yet.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The Hobbit was one of my daughter’s favorites after the “little kid books” phase.

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by Cugel on Nov 18, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

There are limits, and Tolkien is on the “oh hell no” side of the limit.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

What is this I don't even...

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 18, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care for Tolkien. Like voting Republican and driving minvans, it’s fine for other people, but not for me.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 21, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 21, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the punchline?!?1?1?! its off the page!!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

kind of like atoms’ “Goat Incident”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

How disturbing!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

True Story

There is actually a “Goat Incident” among my group of high school friends and I. It happened in Vegas.

by YleeXOtee on Nov 17, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Slump buster?

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by Rishi on Nov 18, 2011 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes airlines will decide to change their equipment, forcing a reshuffling of everyone’s seat assignments and not tell you. Had this happen on my flight to Hawaii earlier this year on United, happened to check up randomly and saw the change and fixed it.

by WolverBear on Nov 17, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

happened on my flight to london. I had the bulkhead window and locked down, alas ended up with a window but another seat in front of me.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

<3 bulkheads, hate windows though…

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

really? they seem to offer just enough extra shoulder space, plus a wall of sorts to put a pillow on and sleep

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

my concern is more around leg room… i’m a reasonably tall guy, so i like using the aisles to stick my legs into. can’t do that in the window seats.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE being tall… love love love it… except on planes… and it’s always the one time I look at the short people, so comfortable in their roomy spacey seats, that I envy their shortness! ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm with you sister

Also, i think i accidentally flagged you.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

lol lolol lol.

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

teehee

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by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Love it, you’ll never bump your head into the air vents

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Except then you trip little kids

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

whose fault is it that they can’t walk right?

no, then i get the beverage cart smashed into my knee 2390830948 times a flight

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah was gonna say. that’s why i stopped doing that.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

still preferable to the window though. also because i usually have to get up a few times (on long flights at least) to walk around so my knee doesn’t stiffen up… so i hate to be a bother sitting in the window.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me guess. You are tall and super thin.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And you like to wear oddly colored button down shirts tucked (!!!) itno your high waisted jeans

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Is 6’1" tall?

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i am 6’2 and reasonably thin, yes.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

stfu fatty

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the last part>

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

can neither confirm nor deny

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

not all windows are the same… the good one are right where your shoulder is so you have that extra space… that bad ones are a little more forward so you have less room…

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

love windows, enjoy the view and hate being next to all the activity in the aisle.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This, always loved the view, better on shorter fights when the planes don’t get to 40,000 ft.

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by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ve almost hit 40k on OAK-BUR a few times.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll opt for aisle seats, but either aisle or window is fairly equivalent and > middle seats, those are the real bummer.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer flying in my own private jet.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I'm not a parent

But there seems to be some sort of sense of entitlement for having kids… like “I’m going to pay the cheapest rate possible for my seats, not worry about getting assigned seats to keep us together, why isn’t the airline flexing to my every whim?”

And at least twice I bought an international ticket 8 months in advance, picked my seat so I could be seated next to friends in one of the bulkhead seats, and then was displaced apart from my friend to single middle seats for the duration of the flights for families. So all in all, I call bullshit.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, that’s gotta be a killer.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I got paid back on the return trip tho on the longest leg of my most recent trip… aisle seat, only one seat (window seat) next to me, girl sitting there was a 90 lb ballerina who would basically jump over me if she had to get up for something. slept for most of that flight.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you hit that?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No! The point was that in my economy seat, I had as much space as I could possibly want, with somebody sitting next to me who didn’t bother me at all.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It is kinda rewarding to have no one in your entire row! You can recline completley.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

an empty row in international coach is one of life’s great joys. one of life’s great buzz kills is when the last person to get on the plane takes one of those empty seats.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Having your checked in bag appear first on the carousel is one of life’s greatest simple joys!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine always appears like last. And I live in constant and unending fear that its never going to show up.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I once had an entire middle row of an airplane to myself on an international flight. I put up all the arm rests and slept for like 9 straight hours. Probably wasnt too sanitary, but I lurved it.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably wasnt too sanitary, but I lurved it.

Just like your wedding night?

(thank you)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably wasnt too sanitary, but I lurved it.

Yeah, but at least the seats were probably clean.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Where the hell do you guys find these flights??

by WolverBear on Nov 17, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Non-stop from Fresno to Omaha!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Flight Goodwill.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB runs an airline ticketing website. That’s how it makes its real revenue.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

had that once on a flight from korea back to los angeles. put up the armrests, laid out like it was bed, and knocked out.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I had an entire row once at the beginning of an international flight. Then this old dude said he had feet problems and asked to share the row. No big deal, he’s old, I don’t own the plane anyway, why not? … he took off his shoes and spent 8 hours rubbing his feet on the middle seat. It was gross.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

that is foul.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a whole row to myself on the way back from Barcelona once. The ONLY empty seats on the plane. What up!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I got that treatment in 2010 coming back from Barca as well. Free wine and nap time!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

This, alas, is but a fantasy with passenger loads these days. I do miss the days of whole empty rows, or even a vacant seat next to me. I have not had one all year.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

My one empty seat this year was an empty middle on a 737, although the aisle seat was occupied by a LSU swim team member visiting her boyfriend on the Cal team. Could have been worse.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember I was flying to LA a few years ago in between two older dudes. One was like “half this plane is a girl’s volleyball team and I have to sit next to you fuckers….”

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

my worst flight

i was in a middle between two guys, each of whom were at least 6’4, 225… one of which was an active D1 football player.

and it was a 6 hour flight =/

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s a great picture of jordan rigsbee/tyler rigsbee/and v. moala in one row on a southwest flight.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

lol, i retract my complaint.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

pics or it never happened

(not my slightly incorrect caption)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

(never complain about waterboarding again)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Moala is OL now?!?!?!

[also, great pic]

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

wow I’m surprised the plane didn’t bank intractably to the R

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think there were many indian football players!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

fly to JNB from JFK or IAD. You’d be amazed at how light the loads are. Government-subsidized-airlines-to-try-and-usher-in-foreign-capital-carrying-tourists-and-business-people-to-fill-overbuilt-tourist-infrastructure-for-once-in-a-lifetime-event do have their good points ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done pretty well with middle empty seats, which is always nice. And only limited instances of being immediately next to, ah, plus-sized passengers.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

My bus this morning was heavy (pun intended) on plus size passengers. I had to sit sideways :(

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the point was the 90 lb ballerina and you having 13 hours to chat her up.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

She really didn’t seem that interesting. Or that attractive, just small.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Now you’re just covering for your failure. If she were unattractive you would have called her a midget instead of a ballerina.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

But she was an actual ballerina, coming back from a tour of Copenhagen!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

She couldn’t have been that ugly.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

This makes no sense!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

In the game of trolls, nothing makes sense.

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

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by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This subthread confuses me. Quit! MAKE A BREAK FOR ANOTHER SUBTHREAD!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

How else did you find that besides chatting her up and getting shot down?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

he facebook stalked her based on the nametag on her backpack?

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Her name was Jansen?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

haven’t you seen those cal athlete backpacks with nametags?

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I don’t stalk Natalie Coughlin…..anymore!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, she totally has a Dakine backpack now.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you pronounce Dakine anyway?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Chatted her up for the first 10 minutes of being seated (I had the window seat and traded with her for convenience sake). Conversations don’t always end with being “shot down.” They also end because I am disinterested.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or the entire conversation happened in your head

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

link

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda heavy for a ballerina dancer…

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

iunno, sounds hawt if you ask me

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Your experience in “picking your seat” derails the argument about Southwest’s open seating policy; 6 of one, 13 of another.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I always decline to move when I’ve got a bulkhead. Sorry if you’ve got a baby, lady, you should have planned your trip better.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I did once, mom was with two kids and I let grandma sit with them.

Also the flight attendant in that section was really hot, and I’m so weak I totally volunteered to swap seats to look good.

Oh, Canada….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats some cold shit right there!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I don’t expect anyone to give up anything for me/my family. That’s why its YOURS. No one asked you to take care of my kid, that is MY job. Expecially you, please don’t take care of my kid.

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So, should I return all the Otter Pops I bought, then?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That is true. Nevermind does sound awesome!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Joke’s on you, they’re alcoholic

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

SOUNDS AWESOME.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

For a baby?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

for me?

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Go to the gym

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully i’m playing basketball tonight!

but next week i’m skipping company basketball for thanksgiving potluck om nom nom

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you bringing? Deep fried oreos, fatty?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

garlic mushrooms!!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

How imaginative! No wonder you’re a first year consultant.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

dude they are so good. you would love them.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Great

Have some on my desk by tomorrow lunchtime.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

omg it's so easy you lazy bum

1. heat oil and butter
2. add mushrooms
3. after 2 min add minced garlic, salt, pepper

stir intermittently

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not allowed to cook after the incident.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’re about to board a plane?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I call BS

Alcoholic Otter Pops wouldn’t freeze.

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes they would

The amount of sugar and water would dilute the alcohol enough that it’s now at a freezeable ABV point.

That’s how the margarita popsicle exists

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist, get out of those frozen margaritas! You’ll get hypothermia!

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And drunk!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not necessarily a sense of entitlement

It’s just that traveling with small children is a gigantic pain in the ass – you are always going to have more crap and be more in the way and likely to be causing more problems. You can mitigate the potential risks, but there’s only so much you can do about that.

That doesn’t mean that some parents aren’t making matters worse for themselves by showing up late, having too much crap, etc., or making matters worse for other passengers by leaving their children hungry or bored or whatever… but I stopped judging people for the mere fact of flying with children after I tried it. I may judge them for doing a bad job, but I think the same about the halfwits who only fly at Christmas and think that they can just bring all their presents along as carry-on items… or the woman on my MSY – IAD flight last week who, in all seriousness, had brought (apparently antique) lampshades on as a carry-on item and was getting pissed because the only overhead bin with enough room wasn’t immediately above her seat.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

To be clear, I’m judging the people who were complaining in the article linked. And certainly don’t believe all parents are like that. And I think a lot of people are jerks on flights.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you on the entitlement thing. It’s frustrating being in a flight with a baby that cries all the way

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I get a crying baby on a flight though. Imagine you’re a year old, you can’t talk, you have no idea what’s going on… all of a sudden you’re feeling this pain in your ears that won’t go away and you don’t know if it ever will. I’d cry too.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t blame the baby at all. I’m just saying it’s frustrating when a baby is crying throughout the red eye flight

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Have a baby yourself, then you’ll hardly notice or care.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, now what?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My on-going thought when I hear a baby screaming on a plane is “god it must suck to be baby or parent of baby”.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No, we hardly hear any of it. There’s a baby crying? Where? In my lap? Really? This baby right here is crying?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the opposite, I hear it more accutely. Stupid hormones.

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, have a baby and BE A MAN then.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

but you’re short and can stand up in your seat and use the leg room to store stuff!

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Give it time – my wife doesn’t notice crying babies any more… or perhaps more accurately, doesn’t respond to the cry.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

you can’t get angry at a baby, but you can get mad at the mom and dad who neglected to booze up their kid before the flight.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I can too get angry at a baby

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re right, i did just get mad at the baby who cried because of the vikings sucking

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

My view is anybody who complains about babies on flights hasn’t flown with a baby. I’ve never flown with one myself, but I presume its a very difficult process sometimes. Maybe you are awesome like zoonews or andbears and it goes well. But the chance of it going very wrong seems high for reasons perhaps out of your contorl.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Rational Tolerance.

You are the hero we need!

WHAAAAAT?

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m i a very empathetic mood today!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS BIG GAME WEEK. THERE IS NO EMPATHY ON BIG GAME WEEK.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a little baby in First on my flight here and I was all grumpy about it and then she turned out to be an absolute angel and Ragscub-level adorable to boot and I felt bad.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Lesson: Do not pre-emptively grump.

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? Coming from you?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not pre-emptive, it’s more of a steady state.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I only grumped to myself so I think it was OK.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin’ babies on this motherfuckin’ plane!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO! I CAME HERE TO MAKE THAT SAME JOKE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m better than you are at referencing something obvious.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gosh, I thought it was “monkey loving snakes”.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“on this monday to friday plane”

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS is what HAPPENS when you MEET a stranger in the ALPS!

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

NCAA accidentally leaked 5 years of financials:

Earlier this evening, a resourceful tipster alerted us to a thread on the message boards of Cats Illustrated, a popular Kentucky fan site. The NCAA had left its internal SharePoint site unprotected (for some time, apparently, as Google had already crawled and indexed its files), meaning any outsider could comb through its data, which included years of accounting statements, minutes and slideshows from plenty of meetings, and president Mark Emmert’s résumé. By the time the NCAA realized its mistake late Tuesday, and made all the files inaccessible, they had all been downloaded and passed along to us.

And now we’re passing them along to you. Of note: the bulk of the NCAA’s revenue comes through college basketball, particularly March Madness. The NCAA brought home $636.2 million in revenue in 2008, which is one hell of a figure for essentially one month of basketball. $359 million of that went back to Division 1 schools, and nearly $230 million more went to staging championships, competitions, and programs in all three divisions. That left $26 million for the NCAA’s “management and general,” and another $24 million in profit. You’ll see also, that as of 2008, the NCAA had $356 million invested in various financial markets. The NCAA’s sitting on a lot of dough.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

Whoops!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They should’ve used box.net!

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Mr. Hiliker graduated from UC Berkeley south campus

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLOL, “Although he was correct…”

What a fucking moron. If I were the parent and I got this letter, I would make sure my kid was transferred to another teacher or another school and away from this stupid, stupid man.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

If I were the parent I’d give my kid a high five and some ice cream or something.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that part went without saying.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Flag Guy, really appreciate the linkage. Minor note, when you are putting a link on CGB, try to check the box for “open in new window.” That way it opens it up in a new tab and people dont lose their un Z-ed posts. Thanks for your awesomeness!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

How the heck does she have time for that?! Also, does anyone have the backstory as to why we have Dance AND Cheer now?

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by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You are the hero we need.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

this

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

one more this

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

at the risk of learning more than I needed to know, what year was this?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Lets just say the year of Aaron Rodgers

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

that is a great vintage.

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

ok, I think we’re likely avoiding having this involve a good friend’s little sister. as long as no one is originally from Fremont….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see ASTQ pulling on his collar from here!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOM

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh. Along that timeline…that same good friend’s little sister might be a patient of ours.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

well, this is really getting awkward.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Your mother is coming over for dinner tonight.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

STORY TIME

how did you meet his mother?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And be sure to take many many years to finish this story. And include many colorful but unimportant characters.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, somehow make yourself look like a total toolbag when telling the story.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So I met this lady down at the bar, she was acting all lady like and shit asking for a drink…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you just set off the CB81 radar

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I decided just to leave it alone…er, uh…howa bout them Chiefs?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hah, well she’d be older than you as well. I’m confident this isn’t awkward.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you doubt my game!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re a golfer from Kansas City.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Who wears Lucha masks!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

2003!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Did that really deserve so many exclamation points and question marks?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

questions marks, yes. The Year of Aaron is 2004.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

JJ ARRINGTON FOR HEISMAN!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Marshawn Lynch partying wild in Clark Kerr!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? What he do?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

often seen with girls on each arm

borrowed friend’s bed and left a used condom on it

smoked blunts all over the place

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing compared to DJAX in 2006…

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

what he do?

side story, some drunk girl was telling me after the OSU game that she really wanted to sleep with him, “even though she heard he had a small dick”

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Who wouldn’t want to sleep with DJAX?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Fantasy owners that spent a 2nd rounder on him!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fantasy football sucks.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

cricket sucks

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

but fantasy cricket is AWESOME!

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Real sport.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Stiff-armed a woman during sex.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

caused an earthquake during sex.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

burned my retinas from the glare on his grill

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m informed that his being slightly cross-eyed makes things awkward

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, the man is a great RB, he’s gotta always be looking for the next hole.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How did twist get a cheerleader’s outfit?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Money can be exchanged for goods and services?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

And how!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

So for those doing the Royal Exchange gong show tomorrow, I’m going to show up around 4 before it gets too crowded. You youngsters can stick around for the band and get off my lawn :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

that’s the other advantage of getting there a bit early. also you get to see the medics take out the guy that took a header going downstairs to use the bathroom.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember that from last year.

Not sure I’ll make it this year. :( Break the streak :(

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

i think that was 2 or 3 years ago.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like you saw it last year.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

you did. it wasn’t the first time we met up at Royal

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You have my Axe!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Gap falling apart without Cal great, Donald Fisher

Got a call from my mom this morning, (who has been a manager at different Gap stores since the 70s), that she has been asked to close down three more stores in Kansas City and she will be laid off after the XMAS season.

She’s turning 60 next year so she doesn’t really care about the job, she’s just bummed to see a company she has felt so attached to for the past decades, literally fall apart.

Banana Republic does well in some places, but the Gap brand really screwed itself by trying to appeal to absolutely everyone.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2011/11/03/gap-shuts-stores-bitter-medicine-takes-stock-to-27/

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

We used to find jeans in there that we liked. Not so much any more. So we stopped checking in there for jeans that we liked.

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Same.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

When I walk into a Gap in the US, I never see anything I want to buy.

Gap China however (is merchandised with Japanese Gap products) I usually walk out with 2-3 pieces. I don’t understand how they can do it so well in Asia and fail in their home market.

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Uniqlo

When I was in NYC, my son needed a pair of khakis and my sister told me about this store called Uniqlo. Sort of a japanese Gap. Went in and it was similar to a Japanese Gap. Reasonably priced, especially for 5th Ave. Not sure about the quality though.

by HeyAlumniGo on Nov 17, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it is the japanese gap, and they’re rumored to be opening up stores in sf and la.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Uniqlo style, but I’m too . . . American (STFU FATTY) to fit a lot of their styles.

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

SO you are more of an H&M fan then?

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by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Its like the new hipster place

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

rather like Buick.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Buick DOMINATES Shanghai along with VW.

by LeonPowe on Nov 18, 2011 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

why the hell is that? i read that so often. what makes buick so popular over there?

by j.lee on Nov 18, 2011 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know – I’m sure someone has written an article about it somewhere. My guess is that because it is just about the cheapest of a good foreign brand – plus the minivan and regal are all solid cars – its not as expensive as an Audi or BMW or Mercedes and its not piece of crap like a Chinese car. it just fits right into the perfect pocket of income and foriegness. Plus since VWs provide all of the cabs for Shanghai, no one wants to drive a car that looks like a cab.

by LeonPowe on Nov 18, 2011 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

“Wouldn’t you really rather have a Buick? A Buick? Wouldn’t you really rather drive a Buick, this year?”

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 18, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends on who’s paying.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Well if its a Buick you are driving, its probably the government that’s paying by now.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I find it entertaining that the only place where GM hasn’t destroyed the original Buick niche is China.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve often wondered why GM doesn’t change it’s name. Seriously. Everything about the name is old fashioned to the young demographic. “Motor” is to “engine” as “icebox” is to “fridge.” And general? General store, general malaise, General Robert E Lee, Postmaster General Wilfred Brimley….everything about the name says old, old, old.

And Buick? It sounds like a bone disease. “Yep, just visited aunt Maude in the hospital, she’s got The Buick. Gonna be out for 4-6 weeks.”

I’m not even joking. This may sound like an act but I mean every word. EVERY car company sounds and is cooler than GM right now.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 18, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

*in America

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 18, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Interestingly, Wikipedia has let me know that Buick comes from the Scottish “Bewick.” Who knew?

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 18, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

DC Trojan?

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 18, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not – it’s interesting that the name actually originated in Northumberland but ended up being more Scottish, but that’s not atypical for a borders region.

I was interested to discover that Mr Buick was in fact Scots by birth. Don’t know that this information increases the odds of me buying a Buick though.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s crazy – which is why, in the midst of their efforts to shut down surplus brands, it amazed me that they briefly were trying to tack “by GM” onto everything, like that would improve their sales.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

BR seems to do decent with the business casual market. Old Navy does a good job with cheap clothes. Gap is stuck in the middle and can’t find an identity.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Funny how they built their image on real simple, comfortable jeans and tshirts, and nowadays it is not nearly exciting enough.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, the market expanded a billion times over.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Their jeans are too expensive…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

If they had stuck with that, the simple jeans and khakis and button up shirts, they would have been fine, but they tried to get trendy and their “fashion” sense is almost always waaaaaaay off and it has killed them.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

it also felt like their clothes fell down to old navy level.

by j.lee on Nov 18, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Nov. 18, 1960 (Cal 21, Stanford 10)
And here’s where Let’s Go to the Morgue! goes all “Outsiders.” According to the caption, Cal fans pull the jersey off a Stanford fan during a rally before the Big Game. Do it for Johnny!

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

If this happened today, there’d be so much hand wringing and pearl clutching and Tebow stroking itd be insane.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To wit, one coach ran after anothe coach and ESPN exloded

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

correct me if i’m wrong, but is that furdie performing fallacio on pilot oski?

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I never realized history was so filthy

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

60’s man, anything goes.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was born too damn late.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The era of quality float building has passed us all by!

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Old Man Golf Chat

Great first day of President’s Cup action (sans one ex-Furd golfer):

http://espn.go.com/golf/leaderboard

USA came out hot and also pulled out some tremendous halves on the last holes. Those miracle half points always end up huge in both President and Ryder Cups.

Looks like they tee off today around 3 PST, so might have to get home quick to watch.

For people who don’t much care for golf, but love sports, just give these tourneys a chance. There is a great team atmosphere and they are much more lively than typical competitions. And MJ was the assistant coach last year!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST reply actions  

USA! USA! USA!

I’m totally going to have enough money to go on an epic golf/whisky bender and check out the Ryder Cup at Gleneagles(not the one in SF) in 2014….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryder Cup is way better

My pops still has the browned up, grassy divot in a bag from the 1991 Ryder Cup in Kiawah from #17 where Calcevechia chunked it into the water to allow Europe to retain the cup.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

hows tiger playing? only part of golf i care about…

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

got destroyed yesterday.

GO BEARS!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He looked OK yesterday, but Adam Scott and KJ Choi were literally birdying every hole. He was 5-0-0 life time at the President’s Cup before that match, so lets see how he bounces back

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

literally? I better not find any pars if I look up the scores.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I never exaggerate!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this the Presidents Cup open subthread?

Day 2 (Fourball)

B.Watson/W.Simpson (USA) 1up on Els/Ishikawa thru 14
D. Johnson/Tiger (USA) AS with Baddeley/Day thru 12
Mickelson/Furyk (USA) 3-up on Scott/Kim thru 11
B.Haas/Watney (USA) AS with Ogilvy/Choi thru 11
Stricker/Kuchar (USA) 2-up on Yang/Allenby thru 10
Mahan/Toms (USA) 2-down to Goosen/Schwartzel thru 9

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No. NO, it is not the persidents cup open subthread!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No?

In case you’re wrong, here’s an update. Here come the Internationals!

B.Watson/W.Simpson (USA) 2-up on Els/Ishikawa thru 15
D. Johnson/Tiger (USA) 1-down Baddeley/Day thru 14
Mickelson/Furyk (USA) 2-up on Scott/Kim thru 13
B.Haas/Watney (USA) 1-down to Ogilvy/Choi thru 12
Stricker/Kuchar (USA) 3-up on Yang/Allenby thru 12
Mahan/Toms (USA) 3-down to Goosen/Schwartzel thru 11

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you accusing me of being a liar?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Just unaware

Watson/Simpson have won 2 and 1. USA leads overall 5-2 with the other five matches still on the course.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP PROVIDING UPDATES IN THIS SUBTHREAD. THIS ISNT THE APPROPRIATE SUBHTREAD. ILL HAVE YOUR BADGE FOR THIS, OHIOBEAR!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Tiger loses again

Badds/Day beat Tiger/Johnson 1 up.
Mickelson and Furyk win for USA, 2 and 1

USA with 7-3 lead so far.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

4) You LOVE the diversity that Palo Alto restaurants offer, ranging from mildly-overpriced Italian bistro to gelato to super-overpriced Italian bistro to frozen yogurt to bill-it-to-daddy-expensive Italian bistro.

hey fuck you Palo Alto has totally fine restaurant distribution! just not downtown!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

like what?

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

pizza chicago, tofu house, green elephant burmese food, piazza’s counter for sandwiches, tacos grullense, su hong for chines food, plus all the chains n shit on El Cam

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

tacos grullense

you’re ok in my book.

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

And not a member from any of those ethnicities in the lot!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Outside of downtown, PA is like any other south bay city….full of azns and south azns.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

palo alto is no sunnyvale/fremont though…

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by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

fremont is no hyderabad!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah hyderabad is WAY more diverse!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

but how is the location?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

as pretty as you are!!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

GO HYPER KING!!!!!!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure someone will criticize me, but..

I like Slider Bar.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I do too and I know the owner!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, This one was my favorite
5) In your first job, you were taken aback when your boss wouldn’t let you drop your month-long project the day before it was due

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

:)

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Today's Big Game activities

Seem rather lite. Even Twists NO SLEEP article has no spirit events, but lists Women’s Basketball and Swimming (YAY). Is big Freeze tonight? Or did we miss it last night?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

Also, Night Rally on campus, starting from Bowles at 8.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SUCCESS!
Athletic director M. Dianne Murphy says the university community was “extremely hurt, disappointed and angry.”

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Not buying the party line, I see...
because the musicians used alternate words to the school fight song during last weekend’s 62-41 defeat at Cornell.
The school says in a statement that the band used lyrics to the effect of “Why do we even try, we always lose.”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait

How is this even possible? Marching bands don’t sing, and you couldn’t even hear them if they did?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

we do sing. not on the field.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

espn
After every game, win or lose, the Columbia band plays the school fight song, “Roar, Lion, Roar.” But last Saturday, the band altered the lyrics to highlight the team’s recent struggles — the Lions are 0-9 this season.

The altered verse began with the lyrics, “We always lose, lose, lose; by a lot, and sometimes by a little,” according to an article in the Columbia Spectator, the school’s student newspaper.

We’ve heard a “Cal” song that is way worse than that.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ok found them completez
We always lose lose lose
    by a lot and sometimes by a little
    we all were winners at the start,
    but four years has taught us all the value of
    just giving up, cuz we really suck
    why are we even trying?
    we always lose lose lose
    but we take solace in our booze.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Keeping in mind that this is from the 80's and was never anything official, we proudly present:
California Can’t Win The Game
Words and Music by Robert Collins ’87

When the game is over we’ll recall how we lost the ball that play
And allowed the other team to score, like they did before, all day
They they’ll leave the field victorious ‘cause the story is the same:
    What we REALIZE is
    We win NOBEL PRIZES
    … but California can’t win the game

When the teams shake hands we’ll stand and cheer, then go have a beer, or ten
To forget we let an OSU get a double-yoo AGAIN
We should fire the whole damn coaching crew, fire the athletes too, they’re LAME
    Maybe USC’s
    Can’t pass their SATs,
    … but California’s can’t win the game

When the game is in its final minutes
and California has the lead, AND THE BALL!
All the loyal old blues know we’ll still lose
BOTH of them before we end it all

But maybe if we really shine,
    if we give it all we’ve got,
        if the elements combine,
            if that touchdown pass is caught,
               maybe if we hold that line,
                   maybe if we hit that shot,
                       AND THE MOONS OF MARS ALIGN!
                           then maaybe maaaybe maybe maaaaaaybe
                               maybe
                                   maybe
                                       maybe Cal will win!
                                           MAYBE NOT!

So take heart you Cal fans everywhere, ‘cause the Golden Bear’s not gold
Smell the coffee! Open up your eyes! Don’t believe the lies you’re told!
And when someone wearing Stanfurd red makes you hang your head in shame,
    Face the SIMPLE fact:
    It’s called the STANFURD Axe
    … ‘cause California can’t win the game

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

we let an OSU get a double-yoo AGAIN

oh, it burns! it stings! owwwwwww

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

presented without comment

Song

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

and unlike Gagne, probably won without roiding up.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

…and unlike timmaay, probably won without toking up! :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what do you think this is, the x-games? ;)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

…and also unlike timmaay, doesn’t have a WS ring!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmaay didn’t have one either when he won his first Cy Young. I’ll be patient.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d call that a disadvantage.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

CONGRATS CLAYTON

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE ABOUT THE DODGERS I LOVE IT

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

Next, Kemp for the MVP!

by HeyAlumniGo on Nov 17, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And finally, the Dodgers for sale! WOOOT

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m torn on who I want. Cuban would be good with his money and wanting to spend it. O’Malley or Claire I hope would bring it back to the good old days of bleeding blue. Garvey/Hershiser would be interesting as well.

by HeyAlumniGo on Nov 17, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just looking for someone who isn’t purchasing the team on a leveraged buyout basis and believes that he/she can make the most money out of the Dodgers by creating a winner.

Also, safe parking lots please! If I move back to LA someday I want to be able to take my kids to the ballpark.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not bad. it’s just like going to any other ballpark. it’s a media overblown perception.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve never felt unsafe at Chavez Ravine. Though, I’m always wearing Dodger gear there.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s a case of “zOMG, there are hella Mexicans here and they brought their entire family.”

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s been a while since i’ve been. so i am basing things on media reports.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The media is concerned that nobody is thinking of the children

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

they’ve clearly never been on a plane before.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My order of preference, based on my minimal knowledge of those 3 options

1. Cuban. Dude’s a winner and he has plenty of bank. I think he’ll do it right and put the Dodgers on a great course for decades
2. O’Malley/Claire. These guys have at least demonstrated that they’re competent and that they respect and care for the Dodgers as an entity. I am a little skeptical that they can simply turn back the clock though.
3. Garvey/Hershiser. Great players but I don’t think I trust them to run the business.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I for one agree with your rankings. But also, since I’m a huge Hershiser fan, I hope the new ownership has/allows him to play a significant role in the organization that fits him well.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

When I grew up I was all about Hershiser and Ramon Martinez. Those guys were heroes. He’s a decent analyst, and I know he wears nerd glasses and all, but I’m still not confident that he can be a brilliant front office guy. I’d like to see him maybe as a scout and AGM and work his way up maybe.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH, if Ned Colletti can be a GM, pretty much anybody can.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned Colletti has pretty much proved he cannot be a GM. And yeah, not saying put him in charge of everything, I just really want him involved in the organization, because on this I am completely irrational.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I hear you. I think he can be a great ambassador for the Dodgers and would like to see him involved. Garvey, eh, I dunno, he seems a little skeezy.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude’s the only guy I’ve ever seen plunk somebody in the back, apologize, and have the batter just kinda wave like “no worries dude” because everybody knew that he was a good guy and wouldn’t do that on purpose.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i want kim ng to come back. give her a chance to show what she can do. bonus, first woman gm/can undo the shit spread by jamie for female execs in sports. added bonus, ned would be out and the dodgers would be cleansed of mccourt upper management.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

amy trask?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

go bears! go raiders!

Baseball’s much more of an old boys club than football.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted Kim Ng to be GM as well. I’d be on board with that.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seconded! Once all the deferred money is paid, things will be much better. Maybe the new owner will just pay it out all at once and be done with it. Wonder if Cuban can find 30 mil under the sofa cushions at his house.

by HeyAlumniGo on Nov 17, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I met her once. Not a nice woman. (No bearing on her ability to do the job – and I met her for like 2 minutes).

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d trust Steve Garvey to run a self-tanning business

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet! cy young’s moving in with my hommie clayton.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

REC REC REC REC REC REC

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You miraculous beautiful specimen, where do you find these thing?!?!!?!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

From ESPN's DJ Gallo
Rivalry Game of the Week

Cal at No. 9 Stanford: 10:15 p.m., ESPN

The band probably won’t come out on the field. But it would be appropriate if one trombone player came out to perform a two-note solo about Stanford’s national title hopes.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

no worries, she’s a legacy.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont understand this photo

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if you turn your head sideways, it kinda looks like a duck.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s totally a rabbit.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

no, she’s guaranteed to graduate magna cum laude

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel I may piss off moderators

besides Twist, you’re good.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. You’re cool. Fuck Stanfurd.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

PLEASE GO ON AND ON

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I love you....

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Frankly, when I hear Hoover, I think vacuum, which is appropriate, because you all f*cking suck

rec’d :)

BTW, it kind of reminds me, I’ve been listening to various public radio broadcasts and lately there have been several things with Margaret Hoover on them, and it’s like she’s on this mission to resurrect her ancestor’s reputation. I guess I wouldn’t begrudge her that, and I’m sure Hoover was a great philanthropist and a smart man and stuff, but a lot of the arguments she makes are extremely strained. Also, she insists that the millennial generation and Republican policy positions are compatible which doesn’t really strike me as accurate in any way.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

plz do not be a kodiak and censor yourself. please use all applicable swears.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude. Don’t you remember my sort of drunken rant before last year’s Big Game? I think I might have set a DBD record for the number of F-bombs dropped within 5 minutes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

AGAIN, PLEASE.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I second this.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Unique set of circumstances. I was really p!ssed off because a deadbeat relative both cleaned out my grandfather’s checking account and was negligent in taking care of his dental needs to the point where a tooth had to be removed. Because I was not allowed to pursue any type of legal action or beat his worthless *ss to a pulp, I sort of vented here…and it morphed into a hate-fest for all things ’furd.

I don’t think I can duplicate those conditions…especially since it’s probably not a good idea to go to surgery while hungover.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I remember this now!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn. I just tried searching for the old DBD to see if I could find it. The power search only covers 2011.

And I’ve been pretty darn angelic by comparison this year.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuckin-A rec’d.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck, yes!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

I was much more creative than I remembered.

Not sure whether to be mildly embarrassed or “AW YEAH!!!”

Fuck stanfurd anyway.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

even there, you censored yourself

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck stanfurd

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I know i've posted this before...

and i may sound like an old man… and it’s sort of surprising coming from me… but i really really really dislike all the “Fuck Stanfurd” t-shirts (or any Fuck-Insert Whatever). I hate them. Absolutely non creative. Non funny. Non ironic…. just really really really lazy and crass…

(i now get off my soapbox)

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But what about Stuck Fanfurd? or the less popular Suck Ftanfurd? Those are kinda funny, no?

by YleeXOtee on Nov 17, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yes. those are actually sort of clever.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

. . .

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 18, 2011 12:45 AM PST up reply actions  

thought it was funny freshmen year…not so much afterwards.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Same. I grew out of it.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I always liked

TED > STAN

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how he censored a***hole
Fuck deadbeat *sshole kids who commit elder abuse and steal from their parents’ life savings.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

no he didn't.

He censored “asshole”.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What a great post

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 18, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

NO

I want Kod to be happy this year from a Cal victory!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

before last year’s Big Game

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But we lost that game because he swore!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t play the blame game Rishi! That loss was a team effort.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t play the blame game Rishi! Hungry Hungry Hippos is much more fun.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

you are just proving my point! you even self-censored the word “ass”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’LL KILL YOU B’ ITCH!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t try and troll me!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Microsoft pwns Box.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe they own xbox.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

in wat?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Business management and cloud applications.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i disagree

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Attractieness of employees

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s too bad, really.

I read that Box might have had promise, but is going to be just a flash in the pan.

Just not innovative enough to unseat the established players like Microsoft or Oracle.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

too close for missiles, i’m switching to guns!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If you look closely at the jet wash, it spells, “U got trolloled!”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

who is more trollish? the troll, or the troll who trolls him?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Damned if I know. Is this the part where we hug?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Marry Me.

But dont say anything about the band.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

go on asshole

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

no i am just trying to infuriate you

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

asshole is a form of compliment for goldblooded.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Remmeber what I said about being welcoming?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

no

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He will...

Have you ever met a Stanfurd alum who didn’t think they were special purely by virtue of their attendance at Stanford? It’s the type of nonsensical exceptionalism that is characteristic of people who come from Texas (a somewhat less disgusting affiliation – unless you cleansed yourself by then going to Cal of course). I don’t give a damn about "The Farm" your Robber Barron namesake, your country club campus, or Herbert Hoover. Frankly, when I hear Hoover, I think vacuum, which is appropriate, because you all f*cking suck. Who do I want to punch in the face? Every ass-hat Stanfurd fan in the student section. Your ironic white sunglasses only make you a bigger douche. You also most likely dont know shit about football, at least I’ve never met one of you who did. Reciting the name "Andrew Luck" does not make you a football fan, it makes you a front running clown. It’s a shame Harbaugh left, because he pretty much was the personification of everything that sucked about your existence. I would have welcomed beating his ass again and watching him sulk off the field in a low class demonstrative manner because he throws fits if he ever doesn’t win a game.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rishi, I never knew you felt this way!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW U DO IT

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

OH KK

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Game Related Fun

How to seduce a Cal Fan
Link to page with video content. NOTE: I have not watched video, so I don’t know what the content is.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

OMG NSFW THAT

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Central Ohio is Bear Territory

So this Saturday, at 10 pm local time, 4 Bears will converge at Chateau CALumbus to watch what is hopefully a most delightful upset in college football. Any other Bear fans in the Central Ohio area are invited. Send an email to cgbmods at gmail dot com for further deets.
Yes, Ohio Bear is one of the Bears scheduled to be in attendance. He is bringing a laptop so he can also diddle on the CGB interwebz during the game.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

diddle =/= what you think it means

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe old skool carp is returning?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I certainly don’t want to say something inappropriate here. So let me correct: he will be skeeting on the CGB interwebz durign the game.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

better

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought all the diddlers were in the next state over?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

did diddy diddle it?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh then no costume, gotta leave bro.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Will he be doing his diddling on the sofa?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He usually goes for the recliner, so I suspect the diddling shall commence therefrom.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You could at least let him use a bedroom or something. Is he going to be diddling himself, or will you also participate?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I shall let Ohio Bear describe his intended diddling to you. I play no part in it.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured as much, but you never know what kind of stuff can go down in Ohio…

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We are 4-2 in Big Games I have watched while seated on said recliner.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But were you diddling at the time??

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I did get pretty excited at the Mikey Mo interception.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

brb gotta go burn some furniture

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This just took a turn for the Ohio.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

No diddling

I already told you no. I’m not going to let you watch porn on my computer during the Big Game.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is the fourth bear?

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

An Ohio State grad student (Cal undergrad degree) who either lurks or posts here and who contacted us through CGB.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Any chance it’s an ’09 grad?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, there is a 100 percent chance.

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a good chance that I know this person! I haven’t seen her since we were in school, but she’s good people! She’s been posting Cal facts all week on Facebook , so she’s definitely spirited enough.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well aren’t you monsieur popular, oui we.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll ask her if she knows a “Yes We Cannon.”

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU KNOW MY NAME, GARLIC-MAN!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

GARLIC-MAN!

Please abide by the CGB guidelines and don’t use members’ real names. Thank you.

—The Hit Squad

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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s fine. I’ve shaved the beard so I’m unrecognizable now.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Look up the number!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No way, that’s awesome.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That's right.

There is no way it’s awesome, because it’s in Ohio.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Any chance it’s a 1909 grad?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

CB81 lives in the Bay Area, duh!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento!

"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898

by CalBear81 on Nov 18, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Rose Bowl wouldn’t turn away Penn St.

The chief administrative officer of the Rose Bowl Game presented by Vizio says if Penn State wins the Big Ten title, the Nittany Lions will be “embraced” by the bowl.

SO RONG

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

will they be “rhythmic slapping noises in the shower” by the rose bowl?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s better than the first draft, which mentioned that the Nittany Lions will be “having their leg touched” by the bowl

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

“Penn state likes losing at halftime… because they like being behind in the lockerroom”

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

winnair

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yay for South Park humor! :-)

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was talking to someone yesterday who called my ‘uh-huh’ as in ‘uh-huh I’m listening’ very aggressive!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

uh huh

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

IT WAS A VERY AGGRESSIVE UH-HUH!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Furd parking

I’m going to drive to the Furd on Saturday for the game (screw taking CalTrain again). Where’s a good place to park? Last time I was at the farm (’07), I think we parked at a HS (Palo Alto High?). Is that still a good enough spot?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

anywhere on the furd campus is free. Don’t give Paly money they don’t need.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanfurd euco-lots now charging $15 CASH. Info here. We’ve heard lots are opening at 1 p.m. Parking map here. Lots 8 & 9 are where us Bears get our grill on.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If you get there early enough, the school is the best place. It won’t turn into a mud pit in bad weather.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather give a HS the money over the city or the university

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

how far are you willing to walk?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Park in front of Spazzy’s house.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Talk to GB, he works at Box and can get you a spot in the cloud.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

he must come work for us first.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait you work for DropBox?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

stop attempting to troll me. I AM THE MASTA

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 18, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We always part at the Stanfurd Mall.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never been to the Furd Mall ever…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

As malls go, it is a nice one. This matters to me and to Fiat Lux and to Rishi and probably nobody else (oops, and to Twist, but he’s too cheap to shop there) but it is fact.

by Scootie on Nov 18, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll wander around and look at things and then cluck my tongues at the country fathers who wander aimlessly through there.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 18, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It matters to me too!

But then again, I work in retail.

by LeonPowe on Nov 21, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

HIMYM spoilers

whoa, how sad was that.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

I have no idea, I didn’t watch. Can you tell me what happened in code?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

not really

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you tell me what happened not in code?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILERS

two people tried to do something only one followed through.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

also, nachos

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT DID SUCK. So very sad. Mad at the one who didn’t follow through.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, he/she needs to man up.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

but also, mad at both of them because what they did was messed up, yo.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, cheating is wrong, but at least one of them did the right thing and came clean about it.

Robin is just stringing Kumar along now

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yes but doing the wrong thing then confessing < not doing the wrong thing in the first place

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a very vague and obvious statement, but i agree.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, spazzy.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but people do make mistakes and seeing as how Barney dealt with it better, he’s at least trying his best to rectify it

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re so deep in the spoiler alert now it dont matter

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

that was code…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

#include < stdio.h >

int main(int argc, char** argc)
{
     while(1)
     {
          printf(“NO”);
     }
     return 0;
}

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, roy.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You are quite welcome :)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit bug!
int main(int argc, char** argc)

should be

int main(int argc, char** argv)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh that's much clearer now.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

the answer is always no? been a long time since I read C/C++

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll probably crash. It’ll just print NONONONONONONONO… forever

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…ok…

so that get’s mario to land instead of suspending in air…

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i love you

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

To make it C:
if( himym.on )
{
    sleep(180000);
}

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a plot summary on wikipedia

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

VERY

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you’ve never had to clean up a room like that while wearing a suit.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What a waste of a fine suit!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

CRY BITCH CRY

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

SHE ALREADY GOT HER ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO FURD!

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha
Mom should probably use this as a teachable moment and turn around and teach her daughter how to spell “At least we aren’t the Colts” with the letters on the dishwasher.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t have bet on the Vikings, kid. These lessons are hard to learn.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

now put her on a cross country flight next to royrules!

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 18, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

politically incorrect indian guy > lame fuckin tree

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t nearly be as bad as the Redskins, right?

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

love how they had the most racist owner in football…

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This guy > politically incorrect indian guy > lame fuckin tree

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

alll allooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

this photo

The text:

The caption only says “Big Game rally,” and doesn’t offer a location. People in the 1930s and 40s knew how to party. We need to bring back the middle-of-the-street bonfire during happy occasions.

That seems pretty clearly to be the intersection of Durant and Telegraph… right?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what i thought. and that looks really fun.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We need to bring back the middle-of-the-street bonfire during happy occasions

We still have them, you just have to have a D Coordinator touch some legs and fire a 60 year coach first. Or have the Lakers win something.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

viva los lakers!

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

.

This

Leads to

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

that was so much fun!!!

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out what that was...

Toyota Tercel?

Doesn’t look quite right though.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

doubt it’s a japanese car. fire fighter/locale looks european.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, you have a good point.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

A peugeot?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Peugeot 205.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet. What do I win?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My eternal admiration!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang. I was hoping it’d be money.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My eternal admiration is invaluable!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

so…worth nothing then…

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That would have been one old Peugeot if that’s the case.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d guess it was a 1986 vintage.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the hood line is too rectilinear for a 205, but I don’t have a better suggestion.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS: FURDIE LIES
As Yale quarterback Patrick Witt weighed the decision of interviewing to be a Rhodes Scholar or playing in this week’s game against Harvard, he leaned on his coach, Tom Williams, who said he’d gone through a similar situation while at Stanford.

Only he didn’t. Not really. Not even a little bit.

In the multitude of articles written about Witt’s decision in the past couple weeks, Williams has claimed he also wrestled with interviewing to be a Rhodes Scholar or going to San Francisco 49ers minicamp.

“I followed my dream to play NFL football,” Williams told Bloomberg News. “I have no regrets about it at all.”

But that never actually happened. Well, he did play in the NFL, but there was never any Rhodes Scholarship interview.

According to the New York Times, the Rhodes Scholarship Trust said it had no record of Williams ever applying for a scholarship. However, Williams said he applied for a Rhodes Scholarship while at Stanford, the school endorsed his application and that he withdrew his name before the finalists were announced. He’s claimed this in many interviews over the years and even on his resume.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Yale-coach-boasts-about-a-Rhodes-Scholarship-int?urn=ncaaf-wp10070#remaining-content

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I love this. Thank you.

by fiatlux on Nov 17, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 18, 2011 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I am at the beach on a lounger next to Teen Wolf

He makes Twist look silky smooth. I am traumatized.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

I am silky smooth. Wait, you are talking about “with the ladies,” right?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

keith stone!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What is it with you and younger werewolves!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he’s a furdie

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

this is why I keep my shirt on at all times

I’d like to accuse Scootie of being HAIRIS but even I’m revolted.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

F*** YOU, HAIRIS, I DO EXIST!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he take is meds? Or is he shaking and hairy?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Entire back covered in black pelt. So. Nasty.

Alarmingly, he’s a good looking guy with his shirt on, so I can only imagine the horror when chicks go home with him and he pulls that shirt off for the first time.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, beats a growler!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But can he still ball?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

fiat

makes me almost want to take a look at the arbath
http://youtu.be/cpi2IAec9Ho

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

I was just looking at those! Also the new Mini coupes

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The new new minis are hideous.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d consider one, but damn, outrageous sticker. (the four door.)

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think they are bad

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

inside

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They look fat compared to the older model.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

this

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, they do at that.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I still haven’t seen one in the flesh (so to speak) but I’ve heard they are ugly.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Random Mini Question

I’ve got a family member looking to get rid of her original Mini (to get the new one). She bought it in ‘02 right when they were originally released and has put 150k+ miles on it with practically no problems. I’m very interested (since my BBW E30 is falling apart)…but the color is red with white stripes and looks like a Furd uniform. What to do?

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Paint it

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a dark blue mini with front yellow stripes (like our Unis) would look awesome. I even tried to do it, but the Mini website won’t let you add yellow stripes. I’m sure any detail shop could do it.

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I have $20k no interest loan?

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s how I bought my new Mazda this summer.

by the federer express on Nov 17, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Buy an Audi A5, those cars are awesome

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yes.

i was so pissed when i saw one of my neighbor’s kids at the gas station in one. said his dad just bought him it. so wanted to slap him.

it his dad’s car.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, stop living next to stanfurd scum and this kind of stuff won’t happen to you.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Buy it and push it into the ocean.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And burn it if it floats?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Buy an Audi S5, they are even more awesome

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Pops just got the S4 wagon…gonna drive it over Thanksgiving

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Which E30 you has?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There are folks down in Glendale that will gladly pay you $10k and some Drakkar for that! Sell it now!

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We are considering buying that, tell me how you like it.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re gonna go S? Nice!
p.s. why do you hat the environment?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BECAUSE I’M A CORPORATE JACKASS NOW.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Aaron Rodgers has a blue S!

Coincidence?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just the Superman sign on his chest.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent. I’ll send you a bill for this exchange we just had. After you pay I’ll take you to a closing dinner and we can talk about our German cars.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me put the fight on my corporate card.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

*Flight.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know how to rec from the mobile app? Because this deserves 10.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah, it's pretty simple

Step 1: Put down phone
Step 2: Talk to cute cabana boy
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Prophet!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve already driven it, its more powerful than you think. It drives great, but the back seats aren’t too comfy. We tried using it for our typical Arrowhead tailgates, and we actually found my brothers Honda Accord sedan to be a lot roomier for people in the backseat.

All in all, a badass ride though

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty powerful

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of my partners (brothers) have them and love them.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they your partners or your brothers? This story is getting more suspicious by the minute.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They are my partners, but not my brothers.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn’t a mini question at all. It was quite long.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Which Fiat, Slug or Lux? They don't all look alike you know.

Love the commercial though, SEXY!!!

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, really? I thought it was hilarious for being so over the top.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

AHHHHHHHHH I’VE BEEN CUGELED BY CUGEL HIMSELF!!!!!

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

CUGEL REACHAROUND’D!!!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

p.s. well-played, Sir Cugel, well-played.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/high fives

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

oh lord…youtube comments…

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you lasted 1 fucking response. You gotta take it further along.

But I guess I should be proud. Baby steps. Baby teps

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, you’ve learned well!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOL THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I want an Abarth 500 in the worst way

however, totally unsuitable as back-up family transport. Too bad.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yea my initial thought is “omg i’d be the coolest person if i owned that!” but then when you think about it, it’s a teeny lil gokart that can’t hold much and isn’t that efficient, which sort of defeats the purpose of getting a “practical-ish” car. that’s something i’d more want for a weekend every other month or so.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see a girl driving it…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks easy to park – practical if you live in SF.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve really caught on in Europe, and they are largely girl cars, though not necessarily “hairdresser” cars like a Miata.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

tevs, i have my GTI and its probably not going anywhere for 8-10 yrs

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Manual? What year? You like it?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

6 speed manual (NOT dsg thank gawd in the opinion of my mechanic), ‘09, black. don’t like it…love it. would buy again in a second, if I were buying a new car this year I’d get the MkVI

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds lovely.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

TEVS! YOU SAID TEVS! I MADE TEVS HAPPEN!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and yet, you couldn’t make “fetch” happen. huh.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Who could?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Like sheeple we are drawn to some people’s opinions. Top Gear and Clarkson LOVE the Fiat 500 Abarth. Which makes me . . . want to at least test drive it. (If I was in the market for a car)

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

oh don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it’s a great car, and I’d LOVE to drive it. but own it? can’t see it.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if I owned a fleet of 10 cars – but as a first or second, I agree.

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife and I have agreed that we need three cars, as follows:

  1. a Fiat 500 Abarth for me for daily driving
  2. an eco-friendly car for her for local driving (maybe a Nissan Leaf, maybe a Chevy Volt)
  3. a larger vehicle for road trips / visitors etc. (Ford Flex, perhaps)

All we need now is a $100k car budget, and we’re off to the races.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds closer to $80K with subsidies and such for the electric car. No worries!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My step-dad just got the Flex and LOVES it (He also got it in Yale California Blue, which helps). Personally I think its a nice car, but I could not see myself ever driving one.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We really don’t need a car that big around where we live / for local driving. If it was just for carting around visitors, I’d rent. The 8 – 9 weeks a summer that my wife and kids are in Vermont is the main chunk of time for which a Flex would be appropriate – but you’re starting to get into serious coin to rent something for that long.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

but ya sick ad

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

When I would lie awake at night, wondering what kind of crazy world we live in, thinking of all that goes wrong in the world, I would remember that Demi and Ashton are married, and then I could fall asleep. What now, world. What now.

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a very aggressive “What now”

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmm-HMMMMMMM

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by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave up on love after Kim and Kris split…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

sniffles….so sads…

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Complicated ruling, but basically the California state Court rules that the prop 8 suporters (like Imperial County) can appeal the federal ruling against it. Very ocmplicated:

ponsors of California’s voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage have the right to challenge a federal judge’s ruling that declared the law unconstitutional, the state Supreme Court declared today, clearing the way for a federal appeals court test of an issue that could make its way to the nation’s high court.

The decision addressed a procedural but potentially crucial issue: Can private backers of an initiative represent the state’s interests when the governor and attorney general, who normally decide whether and how to defend laws in court, bow out of the case?

The court’s unanimous ruling will almost certainly allow Protect Marriage, the conservative religious coalition that campaigned for Proposition 8 in 2008, to proceed with its appeal in the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco.

That court heard arguments from Protect Marriage and gay rights advocates on the constitutionality of the same-sex marriage ban in December but put the case on hold to ask the state court, the highest authority on the meaning of California law, whether sponsors of initiatives in California have legal standing to defend them in court.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/17/BA2J1M0J20.DTL#ixzz1e0OjFpON

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

Headline – TL;DR

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This is so ocmplicated

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know anything about Imperial Counties finances. I presume they are poor, however

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Will they have to bear the costs of the defense? Because I’d love to see them bankrupt themselves doing it.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 2:50 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Court says....

Bigots can defend laws even when the state has enough sense not to.

by CalBeer on Nov 17, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

owusu’s peis? nice.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

PEIS = GREATEST MAJOR

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

TROOF

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this gif so much!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

PENIS = GREATEST MAJOR

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

1st team.
DL Ernest Owusu, California Sr. 3.31 Political Economy
OL Mark Brazinski, California So. 3.68 Business Administration and Media Studies
FB John Tyndall, California Sr. 3.17 Interdisc. Studies/Peace & Conflict Studies
OL Mitchell Schwartz, California Sr. 3.24 American Studies

2nd team.
FB Will Kapp, California Sr. 3.03 American Studies
OL Matt Summers-Gavin, California Jr. 3.31 Political Science
PK Giorgio Tavecchio, California Sr. 3.71 Political Economy

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

AMURCAN STUDIES!

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s what i’ve been saying all along!!! our oline sucks because they study too goddamn much!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAG GUY BRINGS EXCELLENT NEWS

REWARD HIM WITH .GIFS

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

OFY

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t. But I love the bear dancing.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Reward, not punish

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch out, Twist!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of airlines:




Airlines have already begun charging for food, drinks, seat assignments and baggage. Now one is demanding that passengers cough up extra cash on board for fuel.

Hundreds of passengers traveling from India to Britain were stranded for six hours in Vienna when their Comtel Air flight stopped for fuel on Tuesday. The charter service asked them to kick in more than 20,000 pounds ($31,000) to fund the rest of the flight to Birmingham, England.

The situation may represent a new low in customer care in an era when flyers are seeing long lines, long waits and few perks.

Britain’s Channel 4 news broadcast video showing a Comtel cabin crew member telling passengers: “We need some money to pay the fuel, to pay the airport, to pay everything we need. If you want to go to Birmingham, you have to pay.”

Some passengers said they were sent off the plane to cash machines in Vienna to raise the money.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

pqtm.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey at least they didn’t have to get off the plane and push.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have grabbed my bag and hopped on a train. Fuck that noise.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d, we need MOAR Cal alums at practice for Big Game Week

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and secretly suit them up.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

“No I swear! Chris McCain gained 75 lbs and got 2” shorter in his rehab, crazy I know!"

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ok...

http://digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/17/8857103-why-does-2518592307390-become-im-gay-on-facebook?chromedomain=technolog

Many Facebook users are telling their friends to copy a strange string of characters into a comment, modify it slightly, and then hit enter. If someone follows these instructions, the text he or she posted turns into “I’m gay.” What’s going on?

For starters, here’s how those instructions typically look:

‎1. Copy this: @+[251859230739:0]
2. Paste it as a comment below.
3. Delete the “+” sign.
4. Press “Enter.”

The secret to the magically changing text is in the first step.

The long number string corresponds to the ID number of a user-created Facebook page entitled “I’m gay.” The “@” symbol and surrounding brackets instruct Facebook to convert the ID number into the page’s title in a comment or Wall post — and the colon and the zero are supposed to prevent the text from turning into a hyperlink.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t get it. In the example above the comments say “Don’t panic! This is just a test.”

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re different circumstances.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s this about circumcision?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

teeb

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did y’all read that Pigskin Jesus is opening a clinic in the Philippines? Mr F, I’d run scared if I were you.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 4:24 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What kind of clinic?!?!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

need a job?

http://astronauts.nasa.gov/

If you have dreamed of joining the Astronaut Corps, now is the time to apply. NASA is continuing space exploration programs that will include missions beyond low Earth orbit

(wish i studied the maths and sciences right now.)

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

not anymore!

sorry i’m still way juiced about my offer

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, congrats bamboobanga. The only better feeling is your first PAYCHECK.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man i can’t wait :D

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…that first deposit is pretty sweet. and feels even better to take your parents out for dinner or something like that with cash from that first check.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's going to do the DBD tomorrow?

It had better be epic.

I hope you’re ready to take on this big responsibility.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Didnt we lose last year after an epic DBD?

maybe we need a really shitty DBD.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Correlation=Causation!

We had a lot of green posts in this DBD.

I wanna see more tomorrow!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS FROM WORK RE: SPOILED STANFURD STUDENT MEME
baha, this guy is my brother’s friend… who didn’t even go to stanfurd; who even wants to PRETEND to go to there?! #vom.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE RISHI

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

Link?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the magic word?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Marshall.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 4:26 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Damn you sexy Steve Marshall!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

TOADS AWK

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

No way.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ncaa 12 game pic.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Reeves Nelson has been reinstated, just in time for Maui.

by iVinshe on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

So he was suspended like 2 days?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that’s what indefinitely means down south…

by iVinshe on Nov 17, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they meant “not definitely” instead of “indefinitely.”

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

that should be like an infinite loop.

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant! And an animated GIF!

Someone tell the Internet to work on that.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

..Calls Redonkulous Bear

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Is pizza a vegetable? Congress will decide

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/11/congress-shows-an-appetite-for-pizza-.html

Buried in a thick spending bill before Congress that must be approved to prevent a government shutdown is one line dealing with tomato paste.

The line would ensure that two tablespoons of tomato paste slathered on school pizzas can continue to be classified as a vegetable serving. It seeks to block a Department of Agriculture effort that critics say would make it harder to offer pizza in the federally subsidized school lunch program.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

so

vintage

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Miss Eshoo just won votes from me for life.

Fuck SOPA!

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by Swamphunter on Nov 17, 2011 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

form letter recipient #4534737

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, but at least she made her stance clear.

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by Swamphunter on Nov 17, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

HOT MAMA

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If SOPA passes the House, what is the chance it’ll pass the Senate, too? I heard the mirror bill is stalled in the Senate.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate you all I wanna watch Teboner!

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Nov 17, 2011 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

no IRL pics of CGB members plz

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by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Twist mowing Jeff Tedford’s lawn without prior written consent again?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t implied oral consent sufficient?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the same as written consent in sheep’s blood on my door?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but it is the same as implied anal consent.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Back door all access pass!

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he fart in your general direction?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That dude is hot like fuck yo we’re gonna go jerk him off right now.

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, that L sure is tough, isn’t it…

Nice effort though :) I wonder where this is?

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

MAYBE THE ANONYMOUS MOWER STARTED THEIR TRADITIONAL CONCENTRIC SQUARES PATTERN AND DECIDED TO MAKE A CAL ON A WHIM DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT MISTER MAN????

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by zoonews on Nov 18, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Anonymous mower, or anonymous mowers? Hmm ….

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 18, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS CERTAINLY IS A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES!!!

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by zoonews on Nov 18, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Nov 18, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a Triforce under the ‘a’

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We can’t say for sure but it looks to us like a ground squirrel hole that someone cleared a bit with Roundup so that someone could more cleanly blow the heads off of the ground squirrels as they emerge from their den of destruction.

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by zoonews on Nov 18, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

If only you could say for sure!

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by atomsareenough on Nov 18, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The cat told me to do it!

Along with Obi the cat, Alex Kim defies a police order to vacate Spoul Plaza on Thursday, Nov. 17, 2011, in Berkeley, Calif. Kim, a student at UC Berkeley, was one of two campers arrested after more than 100 officers in riot gear descended on the encampment. A friend took Obi before the arrest [I’m thinking it should say the friend took this photo].

Police clear Occupy Cal encampment

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

ALL UR CAT

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re saying Obi didn’t get arrested, only Alex did.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, duh. That makes much more sense.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

poor kitty

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So the cats are behind the movement after all, I knew it!

by bamboobanga on Nov 17, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

WHO WANTS A BELLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

PS This is a REALLY fucking cool photo. I love the way the cat is. It makes me really happy to see the photo. I hope the cat is OK>

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that little kitten grew up to become Sandy Barbour!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I read in a story somewhere that the cat is being taken care of by other students/activists who didnt want to be arrested.

by Flag Guy on Nov 17, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I read somewhere that that cat is now president of uzbeki-beki-beki-stan.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG THAT'S SO INSULTING

The people of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan are totally offended that you couldn’t bother to type out the name of their country correctly.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

if his mom’s anything like my mom and almost every other korean mom, he’s gonna get beat when she sees him next. hopefully, it’ll be at the police station, ‘cause then he won’t be harmed too much.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Syracuse's Bernie Fine placed on leave

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/7248184/syracuse-police-investigating-bernie-fine-molesting-boy-1980s

another case of inappropriate touching?

Two former Syracuse University ball boys say they were molested by associate head basketball coach Bernie Fine, starting in the late 1970s and continuing into the 1990s.

Police in Syracuse said they have opened an investigation into the allegations. And in a statement Thursday night, Syracuse said it has placed Fine on administrative leave.

Fine
Fine

One alleged victim, Bobby Davis, now 39, told Outside the Lines that Fine molested him beginning in 1984, shortly before Davis entered the seventh grade. Davis, the team’s ball boy for six years beginning in 1984, said the abuse occurred at Fine’s home, at the Syracuse basketball facilities, and on road trips, including the 1987 Final Four.

The second alleged victim, Mike Lang, now 45, is Davis’ stepbrother and was also a ball boy for several years. He told Outside the Lines that Fine molested him starting when Lang was in fifth or sixth grade.

Davis said Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim saw him in Fine’s hotel room on several of those road trips, but Davis said he never told Boeheim about the alleged abuse.

Police stressed to Outside The Lines they are in the early stages of the investigation. Thursday evening, police told ESPN they were going to interview both men who made the allegations.

Fine is in his 35th season as an assistant Boeheim.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

Interestingly, Boeheim says it’s bullshit and straight up calls the accusers liars. I hope he’s right.

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by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow wins again

Tebows 17, Jets 13. Unbelievable.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Nov 17, 2011 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

Tebow just a winner!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 17, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure looks like that, watched the last 7 minutes of that game.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this for real?
Here comes 3 weeks of sports radio topics on who would you rather have – Sanchito or Tebow?

by YleeXOtee on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 18, 2011 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

@RealSkipBayless can;t shut the fuck up about this kid. Seriously every fucking day I wake up turn on First Take at 7am PT and I see that little fucker’s face in the bottom left hand corner. Now please understand, I have no real qualms w/ Tebow (aside that he is helping the Donkeys win right now), but I have to wake up with his bull shit grin and hear the same conversation every damn morning, its getting to me…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 18, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi guys,

I have a friend who is desperate for a ticket for this Saturday… his earlier plan fell through when he ended up not getting a ticket from someone who had agreed to supply him. So if you’d like to make a student very happy, send a message to vsheu [at] berkeley (dot) edu (now you KNOW it’s for a Cal student).

Go Bears!

by iVinshe on Nov 17, 2011 9:34 PM PST reply actions  

There are currently 1100 tickets available on StubHub, many for face value.

by Scootie on Nov 18, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Berkeley Reveals Plan for Academic Center in China

Dunno if this has been linked already. Think it’s pretty interesting, although I’m a little dubious. How different will Berkeley research education away from Berkeley turn out?

SHANGHAI — The University of California, Berkeley announced this week that it plans to open a large research and teaching facility here as part of a broader plan to bolster its presence in China.

The public university, which is struggling under budget constraints imposed by the state of California, said the Shanghai center would cater to engineering graduate students and be financed over the next five years largely by the Shanghai government and companies operating here. The program is expected to begin in July 2012.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 PM PST reply actions  

not enough chinese on campus.

by j.lee on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

When I moved here, I thought, it feels like Cal, except not enough Chinese clubs.

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s about getting that Chinese scrilla. NYU just opened an entire campus. Duke did as well.

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2011 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oops wrong tab

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by zoonews on Nov 18, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

lalalalala

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by zoonews on Nov 18, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

poop

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by zoonews on Nov 18, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

hehe

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