Hello friends and lovers!

So this season has not gone as intended. I know a few people here are feeling Bearish (ed note: this means down) about the Big Game on Saturday. Worried that stanfurd will beat us on the field. Worried that they will retain the axe. Worried that Andrew Luck will regain his mojo.

But, it is our duty as Cal fans to psyche ourselves up for the Big Game! Remember all the reasons you hate stanfurd? Here, let's take a moment and think of them

[Waiting]

Okay, it's been five hours and I'm tired of waiting for you to finish your list, so let's just carry on.

Think of all the trash talk the furdies have been laying down for the past 361.25 days (note, math probably not right). Think of all the new "fans" that suddenly dedicate their status to stanfurd football, even though they probably spent their college days grooming their ponies instead of tailgating and watching games. Think of how much worse that will be if furd can keep the axe for another year. Doesn't that get your blood boiling?

So, in summary, Forget stanfurd and let's GO BEARS!