LET ME HEAR IT!
You might have thought I was talking about DOOM, but if there's someone out there who's doomed, it's not the sturdy California Golden Bears, oh no! In fact, it's the Oregon State University Beavers who are doomed! They're coming into our house, thinking our 2-6 record against them is more important than their 2-7 record against this season. Thinking that just because they wear orange and black like some silly baseball team or something that they can put up their feet and make themselves comfortable at AT&T Park. Well, no sir-ee Bob! In fact, this is where we come in.
Are you sick as hell of losing to the friggin' Beavers every year? I know I sure am. This monkey's got to come off our backs. If you feel the same, come to the game on Saturday, bring some passion, make some noise, and encourage our guys to roll all over them and give our seniors their first taste of victory against OSU.
Would you like a bowl game this year? If so, come to the game, make some noise, and help our guys lock up bowl eligibility.
Is it acceptable to lose to a team that lost to Sacramento State? Do you want 49er16 to make fun of us for the rest of the year? Would that be any way to head into Big Game Week? If you don't think so either, head over to AT&T park, and let's help get the Bears a win.
This is a game we should win, this is a game we must win, and this is a game I believe we WILL win. I don't buy this doom crap. Let's take it to these jokers. I can't stand Oregon State. I want to exorcise some demons. Let's do this for Jahvid. Let's do this for Riley. Let's do it for the 61st minute.
Who's with me?