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DBD 10.6.11 - ROLL ON YOU BEARS

Much has been made about the athletes Cal has lost, wrt last year, and how that will impact the defense. I don't really see it that way, and I've been known to be fairly critical. I mean, Cam was a 1st round draft pick and he had a nice career here. But he didn't really play like a freakin' dominant first round draft pick. He wasn't necessarily a "game changer" out there. Mohammed, while a nice story and absolutely excellent as a role player, was never a dominant inside backer either (5th rd pick?). Conte surprised nearly everyone and "put it together", but even he was a 3rd round pick and we won't confuse him for Troy Pauluamaoajadsdjddlu.

 

Guyton had 2 sacks last week, Kendricks played like a younger version of Patrick Willis last week and, well, our secondary couldn't cover a crock pot. You got me there. However, Cattouse and, to a lesser extent, Campbell have shown they can be athletic and make a play. Thomas is only rushing 3.5 times a game anyways (to date). WE GOT THIS!

We've got depth on the DL should we somehow choose to use it. There aren't many teams that can sub in a Gabe King or Deandre Coleman. Playing the athletic OLBs will give us speed up front and the bye week has allowed us time to install the "stick to the lanes" technique that has been lacking.

Sure, they could have 40+ rolled up on them. It could happen. It certainly did in 2009. As KenCraw recapped, history says Cal plays Oregon very well, in a way that Washington and OSU play Cal well. In 8 contests, Cal has held Oregon under 30 points 7 times. If we can do that, on the road, then we've given our offense a chance to win this.

GO BEARS!

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Oregon will be:
Worrell Williams'd
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Desean Jackson'd
7 votes
Beast Moded
9 votes
Marcus Ezeff'd
4 votes
Derrick Hill'd
4 votes

25 votes | Poll has closed

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BwF hopes to avoid Autzen Atrocity©

I just see some more fight in this team than in years past. More than anything, I think that even if the Bears go down, they go down swinging. I also have a sinking feeling that there isn’t a single player in the locker room who isn’t going into this with the attitude that they put Cal back on the map on Thursday.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

takes me back to my childhood. I loved Calvin and Hobbes

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How could you not?

I suppose if one were so curmudgeonly that reminders of innocence and wonder grate like sandpaper on the soul, one would not like Calvin & Hobbes.

Takes me back to my kids’ childhoods. Especially the oldest one, who was the biggest Calvin & Hobbes fan. He was born in ’93 (after Waterson retired the comic strip), but he loves Calvin & Hobbes as much as anyone I ever knew. And I got to see the strip again through his eyes, in a way I could not as a young adult.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re-reading Calvin and Hobbes as an adult vs as a little kid offers an entirely different perspective.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s totally philosophical.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

True Story

When I was 20-21ish I helped my dad coach my little brother’s basketball team (he basically yelled at the refs and dealt with the parents, while I ran the practices and developed the schemes). But at the end of games we went took advantage of having a bevy of excellent athletes and ball-handlers with an all-out press designed to create chaos. My dad nicknamed this ‘Helter Skelter’. So we basically encouraged a bunch of 5 & 6 graders to pursue helter skelter. Yea, that will have a different meaning for the kids in the future.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

didnt watson retire the strip in ’95

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

bad news check fb

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

:C

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right: Watterson retired Calvin & Hobbes on December 31, 1995.

Time has a way of telescoping; my failure to remember the overlap is one example of that.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

If UW was somehow in the SEC, they’d be ranked #________ in the nation.

Yeah, I get the close wins over E. Wash and Hawai’i. If you put 38 up on the board in Lincoln, that’s a quality loss (even though this is like the 1000th time UW-Nebraska have met). It’s not flukey, their QB and RB are awesome. And they rolled into Utah and put a thumping on a team that was popping up in the Top 25 over the last few years like Paula Abdul pops Norcos.

If UW was renamed “Florida” they’d be in the Top 15 no questions asked.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 7:43 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s only five weeks into the season

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I get it. They’ll pop into the rankings just in time to play Stanford, at which point they’ll pop out again and won’t resurface for a few additional weeks. That’s life as a Pac10/12 fan I suppose.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve added Texass when we had the chance. Maybe then, they would have given us the overrated-rank virus

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that’s just syphilis

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahh yes. This years UW team reminds me of that 2008 Michigan St team awhile back that lost to all ranked teams (Cal, Ohio St, and maybe a Penn St) but won all other games in what was a pathetic Big Ten conference. I think they went 10-2 and would up in the mid-teens all season but, in fact, they beat freakin nobody.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda like last years MSU team.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!- alpha1906

by golden oso on Oct 9, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Big Ten gets the same level of favoritism

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

word

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, except Florida wasn’t going 0-12 a few short seasons ago, they were contending for national championships. I agree with you that Washington is a pretty good team, but they still have something to prove.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmkay. How about Texas’ meteoric rise despite a 7 loss season?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

syphilis, bro

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re undefeated.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Rice, BYU, UCLA, and Iowa St are SO challenging.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, also, it makes it easier to hype the Red River Shootout

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

they also barely beat byu. my dad (ut alum) expects them to end up 7-5 or 8-4

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is your dad friends in Mack Brown?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

my dad is not inside mack brown, no.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a long week =/

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

and you love cock

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the recs don’t lie

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is your dad Mack Brown?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, two factors: 1. Yeah, a 7-loss season is bad, but in the context of the past several years of Texas footaball, it’s a 1-season anomaly. They’re still loaded with ridiculous amounts of talent.
2. It’s partially a factor of there not being that many other schools worth ranking highly at this juncture. I tried doing my weekly ranking just last night, and despite not being completely sold on Texas either (I believe I had them unranked until the week before), frankly all the other teams below them had more glaring flaws. It’s still early and things are in flux.

I did rank Washington in my poll though, FWIW.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh

Only 10% chance of rain tonight in the Eugene area

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 7:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks like it snowed overnight too

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see the Greek isles. Does this mean I have Oedipus complex?

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could be a Lesbos complex. What, that’s not a thing?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoa…subtle and deeeep.

RIP, Steve.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The response by his competitors was really, really classy.

Google’s frontpage is nice.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is it? Google’s front page is just Google for me.

by Scootie on Oct 6, 2011 11:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

under the typical search bar/buttons:

Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey can you update us on APL stock and futures falling? cause i hurd it’s goin down

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

American Presidential Lines?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAPL, not APL

Anyway, it really hasn’t moved today. Went up earlier, now it’s down about 40 bps, which is marginal.

In essence, this news does not seem to have had any effect on the stock price.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

odd

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

not really, Jobs leaving the company was the major change. I think him finally stepping down was a strong indicator he wasn’t long for this world.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The stock stayed pretty flat when Jobs left as well.

Investors trust Tim Cook

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

the important thing is that the corporate culture reflects what steve brought over, not that steve was leading everything. you can do an mba study on this in a couple of years.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only I can one day be like you!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t handle being married :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eventually? I dunno, LTR are hard enough, can’t imagine how tough marriage is.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marriage is great. I havent bought bread in years. Yet, I havent run out of bread in years. Its pure genius!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because you don’t eat bread…

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your media options:

2011 CALIFORNIA FOOTBALL
 Thursday, Oct. 6, 6:00 p.m. (PT)
 Cal (3-1, 0-1 Pac-12) at Oregon (3-1, 1-0 Pac-12)
 Autzen Stadium, Eugene, OR
 
Live Coverage
 TV: ESPN/ESPN 3D – Rece Davis (Play-by-Play), Craig James (Analyst), Jesse Palmer (Analyst), Jenn Brown (Sideline Analyst)
Cal Commercial Radio: KGO 810 AM (San Francisco) – Joe Starkey (Play-By-Play), Troy Taylor (Analyst, Pregame Show), Todd McKim (Pregame Show, Sideline), Lee Grosscup (Postgame Show), Kate Scott (Postgame Show) Postgame at the Paragon, Claremont Hotel Club & Spa, 41 Tunnel Road, Berkeley, CA
IMG College/Cal Radio Network Affiliates: KFPT 790 AM (Fresno), KESP 970 AM (Modesto), KPRZ 1210 AM (San Diego), KMZT 1260 AM (Los Angeles), KTKZ 1380 AM (Sacramento), KFIG 1430 AM (Fresno).
 All-Access Radio: The Cal commercial radio broadcast feed of the game can be heard on the Internet thorugh the All-Access channel on CalBears.com. All-Access can be found under the Multimedia tab at the top of the page.
 Cal Student Radio: KALX 90.7 FM (Berkeley) – KALX 90.7 FM (Berkeley) – Danny Freisinger (Play-By-Play), Elliott Schwimmer (Analyst)
 Sirius XM Satellite Radio: The commercial radio broadcasts of both teams for the Cal-Oregon game can be heard on Sirius XM satellite radio. The Sirius and XM channels for the Cal feed are both 85. The Sirius and XM channels for the Oregon feed are both 91.
 National Radio: Sports USA Radio Network, sportsusaradio.com – Dan Fouts (Play by-Play), John Robinson (Analyst)
 
CalBears.com: Visit CalBears.com for complete coverage of Cal football, including a live play-by-play update via Gametracker.
 
Cal Coaches Corner: The one-hour program airs from 6-7 p.m. each Monday on KNEW Radio (910) and is broadcast live from the Paragon at the Claremont Hotel, Club and Spa in Berkeley.
 Fans are welcome to listen in person at the Claremont (41 Tunnel Road in Berkeley), while those who want to submit questions to coach Tedford can do so by logging on at CalBears.com/fanquestion.
 
Cal Sports Report: Host Todd McKim and reporter Francesca Weems bring viewers the latest in Cal Athletics each week on the Cal Sports Report airing on CSN California this week on Wednesday at 5:00 p.m. PT, Thursday at 7 p.m. PT, and Friday at 2 and 10 p.m. PT. The show normally debuts each week on Wednesday at 5 p.m. unless pre-empted by a live sports event and replays several times each week.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

This is sad

But I’d rather listen to Starkey than Craig James.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gawd, I may go screaming into the night...

I’m not sure which is worse: the ritualistic mangler of play-by-play or the pompous, arrogant bully.

If I choose Starkey, it’s only because I have my eyes to tell me what Joe cannot (or will not).

KALX is a distinct possibility.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does KALX stream the game?

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, there is a KALX stream

Check it out:

KALX-FM Live!

I haven’t actually tried the stream, only noting the URL.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

But do you know if they stream the game?

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

More KALX listening info

Go to the How to listen | KALX-FM webpage

As to whether or not the game will be streaming, I can only guess that it will be. I’ve seen nothing to tell me that it won’t.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the info. You’re ten times more helpful than Twist.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s enough that I’m helpful.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dayenu!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why must math be involved in this???? Lets not drag math into this!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

FML

Dan Fouts is on the national radio broadcast, too.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

And John Robinson is the analyst

Puke

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on just drinking in a loud bar instead of listening to any announcers

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I told Rishi

I don’t have this option. I have to be up at 4 in the morning for work so I need to be in bed watching the 4th quarter instead of at a bar.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mute your TV and play some Lady Gaga—it beats listening to James.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll listen to Starkey and Taylor. I don’t enjoy them like I used to, but they’re better than James.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ll be watching it at a bar today either =/

I have to re-do a bunch of my essays in time for tomorrow.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

who are you?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he woke up in a Soho doorway, a policeman knew his name.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE BEING RESPONSIBLE IT SUCKS SO MUCH

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait until you get ‘responsible person belly’

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Responsibilities include staying in shape and eating healthy!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

who who

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAMMMM BA BAMMMMM

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why so much responsibility?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

B-school apps =/

The next three months of my life are not going to be fun.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going back to school?

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck. I hated school, so once I graduated I’m never going back.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved college!

But, more importantly, I think an MBA will help me get to where I want.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the environment, hated the actual work. I should probably go back to get my MBA in business and maybe one day I will.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

get my MBA in business

…is there another kind?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Masters Of Beer And Alcohol.

Isnt that what Rishi has been working on???

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Masters in Balla Administration?

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Master Beer Authority and the University of Coors.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. Not sure what all the letters stand for, but pretty sure the A stands for asshole.

by Harsha on Oct 6, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘where I want’ = 1%?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

One day!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, but he does have a point
And while it would be easy to write off these so-called protests as diffuse expressions of general twentysomething malaise, as they have grown, they have developed into something more dangerous: Organizing and promoting an “occupation” distinguishes this effort as that of a mob.



Capitalism, the system “Occupy Wall Street” so feverishly wants to bury, operates on the principle of voluntary trade, not occupation and threat. Capitalism treats men not as sacrifices for the public good, but as independent individuals with their own lives. From the professional on the trading floor to the kid selling lemonade, investors know that if you want something from someone else, you can’t simply demand it by occupation, you have to trade for it, just as others must trade with you.

That’s the justice protestors are seeking to destroy.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, they’re so “dangerous”!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should go join them.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that quote mischaracterizes both the protestors and capitalism. Neither activity is solely one point on a continuum, and the method of protest is not in itself an alternative economic model – conflating the two makes the protestors look rather more dangerous than they actually are.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with your general thrust.

But I think it goes deeper than that. The quote Rishi posted shows: (1) the intellectual dishonesty of those who seek to preserve the status quo, (2) the deliberate obfuscation and mischaracterization of the protestor’s aims and (3) the fundamental fear and greed of those closely allied with “Wall Street.”

I’d like to see a demonstration of confidence by “Wall Street” to boost the confidence of the American public. But it will not be forthcoming in no small part because of the climate of fear that has pervaded America since 9-11-01. There’s been a subtle, but fundamental shift in the American psyche since that date, and the forces of greed that prey in part on fear have taken advantage to keep it going.

It may not be conscious, it may not be deliberate. But it is pervasive and people have had added reason to buy into it since September 2008.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, Occupy Chicago called it

“Wall Street’s 1st Large Scale Response in Chicago.”

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do sort of enjoy the trolling going on with all this.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just mute the TV and chat with friends

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re going to chat with your cats?

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, but I only have 1 cat.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. We all know you have many cats.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure “chat with friends” means what you think it means.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean I have to put my pants back on?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This beat is a disaster.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Carp for collecting all this.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Many Ways

I’m more worried about Craig James talking shit all-night than I am about the Bears being blown out. My greatest fear is the combination of the two.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just hate his face and voice

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t respect him as a journalist, a professional, or a unbiased reporter.

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by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

i respect him as a dickhead.

ESPN sticking by him after the Mike Leach fiasco was pretty filthy too.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this gonna be on ESPN3?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent. Thanks.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

carp, thanks for the DBD. Its 10.6.11, so I updated your headline.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mens tennis doing great:

TULSA, Okla. – California men’s tennis sophomore Ben McLachlan won his third straight match to become one of 16 players to emerge from the qualifying tournament and earn a coveted spot in the singles main draw of the 2011 ITA Men’s All-American Tennis Championships on Wed., Oct. 5, at the Michael D. Case Tennis Center. The second-year Golden Bear also claimed a spot in the doubles main draw as he and his partner junior Carlos Cueto posted two more wins in the qualifier.

McLachlan secured a 6-3, 6-2 win over Vitor Manzini of Texas Tech in the qualifier final to earn his berth in the main draw. He will get on court for a 9:30 a.m. CT match against fourth-seeded No. 5-ranked Chase Buchanan of Ohio State on Thur., Oct. 6. McLachlan’s second-round match would start no earlier than 2 p.m. should he advance past Buchanan.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens Soccer hosts LA schools:

Friday, Oct. 5
4 p.m. – No. 2 UCLA (10-0-1, 3-0-0 Pac-12) at No. 18 Cal (8-3-1, 1-1-1 Pac-12)
Edwards Stadium – Berkeley
Series Record with the Bruins: 4-13-0
Last Meeting: L, 1-0 in Los Angeles (Oct. 8, 2010)


Sunday, Oct. 7
1 p.m. – USC (3-9-0, 0-3-0 Pac-12) at No. 18 Cal (8-3-1, 1-1-1 Pac-12)
Edwards Stadium – Berkeley
Series Record with the Trojans: 5-10-1
Last Meeting: L, 5-4 in Los Angeles (Oct. 10, 2010)

BERKELEY – The No. 18 California women’s soccer team returns home to Edwards Stadium, where it hasn’t played since a victory over Arizona State on Sept. 23, this weekend. The Golden Bears host No. 2 UCLA on Friday at 4 p.m. and face USC on Sunday at 1 p.m. in Berkeley.

Cal in the National Rankings
California is ranked No. 18 in the latest TopDrawerSoccer.com national poll released this week. The Bears are also receiving votes in the National Soccer Coaches Association (NSCAA), Soccer America and Soccer Times polls. Call climbed as high as No. 11 in the national rankings (TopDrawerSoccer.com) during the week of Sept. 19-25.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

MWP heads to LA:

BERKELEY -

Fri., Oct. 7 at UCLA, Spieker Aquatics Center Los Angeles, Calif. 7 p.m.
Sat., Oct. 8 at Long Beach State, Campus Pool Long Beach, Calif. 2 p.m.

Sun., Oct. 9 at UC San Diego, Canyonview Aquatic Center San Diego, Calif. 12 p.m.

Bear Bites:
No. 2-ranked Cal (11-2), the 2010 national runners-up and featuring National Player of the Year Ivan Rackov, begins Mountain Pacific Sports Federation play this week as the Golden Bears travel to No. 3 UCLA Friday (Oct. 7) and No. 14 Long Beach State Saturday (Oct. 8) for league matches. Cal then competes at No. 9 UC San Diego Sunday (Oct. 9) in a non-league contest. The Bears should have a battle on their hands against the Bruins as the teams have split their two matches this season with Cal losing 6-5 at the NorCal Invitational, but winning, 8-4, last weekend. The Bears moved up a notch in the national rankings after reaching the finals of last week’s SoCal Invitational, defeating Santa Clara (16-8), Pacific (11-9) and previously No. 2 UCLA (8-4), before falling to Stanford, 10-9 in overtime in the title match. Cal has outscored its opponents, 172-71, this season and leads the MPSF with 13.23 goals per game. Defensively, the Bears are second in the league with 5.46 goals per game. On Sept. 5 Rackov became this season’s first MPSF Player of the Week after tallying 12 goals with eight steals and seven assists in Cal’s Sept. 3 home victories over UC Davis and Santa Clara. Along with Rackov, the Bears return four other All-Americans from the 2010 national runner-up squad that finished 24-4 overall and a perfect 8-0 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation – seniors Cory Nasoff, Charlie Steffens and Luka Saponjic, and junior goalie Justin Parsons. Cal also welcomes in junior Ayal Keren, a 6-2 utility player from Tivon, Israel who was the California Junior College Player of the Year at Diablo Valley College, and 6-3 freshman attacker Aleksa Saponjic, who joined brother Luka on the Serbian National Team that won the gold medal at the 2011 World University Games in Shenzen, China.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

VBall has 2 matches up in Oregon:



Friday, Oct. 7
7 p.m. – No. 4 Cal (15-2, 5-2 Pac-12) at No. 15 Oregon (12-2, 5-1 Pac-12)
Matt Arena – Eugene, Ore.
Series Record vs. the Ducks: 49-15
Last Meeting: W, 3-0 (10/30/10)
Coverage: GameTracker, Twitter, Video
Sunday, Oct. 9
1 p.m. – No. 4 Cal (15-2, 5-2 Pac-12) at Oregon State (11-5, 3-3 Pac-12)
Gill Coliseum – Corvallis, Ore.
Series Record vs. the Beavers: 41-17
Last Meeting: W, 3-0 (10/29/10)
Coverage: GameTracker, Twitter, Free Video
BERKELEY – The No. 4 California volleyball team takes to the friendly skies for this week’s outing – flying north to Oregon. On Oct. 7, the Golden Bears (15-2, 5-2 in the Pac-12) will face off against the No. 15 Ducks of Oregon (12-2, 5-1 Pac-12) in Eugene at 7 p.m. In their first Sunday match of the season, Cal plays Oregon State (11-5, 3-3) on Oct. 9 at 1 p.m. in Corvallis before returning home.

Briefly With the Bears
•After dropping its first two road Pac-12 matches last weekend, Cal returned in grand fashion with a 3-0 sweep of Arizona and a 3-1 victory over Arizona State
•With the two wins last weekend, the Bears upped their overall hitting percentage from .290 to .296 and jumped their conference attack from .246 to .272
•Christina Higgins is the reigning Pac-12 Freshman of the Week
•The Bears have beaten the Ducks in 21 of the 24 most recent meetings with the Ducks
•Cal has won 15 of the past 16 meetings with Oregon State
•Thanks to the two wins at home last weekend, the Bears are a perfect 12-0 at Haas Pavilion
•Cal is 1-2 on the road and 3-2 in road and neutral-site games combined
•Oregon, which is ranked 15th in the country, is the fourth ranked opponent of the year for the Bears

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

WBB practices officially starts:

The California Golden Bear women’s basketball team held the first official practice of the 2011-12 season on Wednesday, Oct. 5.

The players had been conditioning and training as well as doing skill work and playing in open gym time since returning to campus in August, but October 5 was the first official practice of the season as the team gets ready for the 2011-12 season opener Nov. 13 at Rutgers.

All Cal practices are closed. However, the Bears will be opening up the doors of Haas Pavilion to fans on Saturday, Oct. 15. The Bears will be holding a normal practice from 12-2:30. Fans are invited to come in and watch the practice, getting an insiders view of the preparations that go into building a team. The Open Practice is free and all are welcome to attend!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

NinersNation talks DLine:



Yesterday afternoon, nose tackle Isaac Sopoaga made an unexpected appearance in the 49ers injury report with an unnamed infection. Matt Barrows did some digging and learned from “a source with knowledge of the situation” that Sopoaga has a staph infection. Sopoaga did not practice on Wednesday and is looking questionable for Sunday against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

It is my understanding that staph infections can vary in severity, which makes it hard to know how much time Sopoaga will miss. Wide receiver Josh Morgan suffered a staph infection during the preseason of his rookie year and missed two preseason games and the regular season opener. Bucs tight end Kellen Winslow suffered a staph infection in 2008 (during a rash of Browns staph infections) and missed one game (with a bye before that game).

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

MRSA…or even worse…VRSA!!!

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

they're antibiotic resistant staph infections

Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus aureus

Vancomycin Resistant Staphylococcus aureus (this would suck and you could really die)

Moral of the story: try your hardes to avoid antibiotics for as long as you can. Folks are claiming these ethanol hand sanis and antibiotic hand soaps aren’t helping bacterial strains from becoming more and more badass.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t believe in adaptation. I’m going to shower in Purell daily

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to use that stuff 50+ times a day…I guess I’m sorta screwed when the super-bug breaks out. But on the plus side, I won’t have to worry about the post-apocalyptic zombies!

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hand sanitizer/antibiotic hand soap?

Or antibiotics? Are you a walking petri dish?!?!?!?!??!

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by MR.F. on Oct 6, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

antibacterial* handsoap

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by MR.F. on Oct 6, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Antibacterial handsoap/handwash. Comes w/ the job.

I try to avoid popping antibiotics whenever necessary.

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

big prob in primary care are patients coming in with the sniffles and requesting freaking azithromyocin (Z-Pak) even though a good chunk, perhaps even the majority, are viral-based and thus the Z-Pak is frivolous.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been fighting a cold for over a week! It’s getting better without crazy antibiotics.

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by MR.F. on Oct 6, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soaps aren’t actually antibiotic, though, they’re antibacterial… Or is that not a meaningful distinction?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

same shiz.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are correct sir. Same effect tho (getting bacteria to “overcome and rise up”)

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

is fire anti-bacterial?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

archea might be!

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

SilverAndBlackPride is talking Raiders prospects:

The Nation knows what Raider.org either does not or refuses to admit. We need real Linebackers and not converted DEs, swift footed knuckleheads, or freelancers lacking football instincts. For those just emerging from hibernation, you haven’t missed much defensively, the Raiders still rank 29th against the rush … just as we have the past several years.

I now present a viable Linebacker to help us stop the rush (and end the embarrassment) which, btw, is what a true Bully Team does – at the very least – stop the rush. Here’s video of Luke

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FearTheFin talks Hockey Prospectus:

Recently, Plank and I were given a copy of Hockey Prospectus to peruse, abuse, and revuse. Review.

When I downloaded the book, I immediately flipped to the Sharks section. Initially, that’s what I believed what would be useful to me, as a Sharks fan and someone who covers the team.

I was very surprised by the detail that the authors took for San Jose, spending time pouring over every stat possible for the team. Did you know that the Sharks have the worst playoff save percentage of any team (with a minimum of four series appearances) in recent NHL history? They do: through 13 playoff series, San Jose has posted a league worst .906 save percentage. Although Niemi wasn’t great this past offseason, this stat from Hockey Prospectus quickly sheds some light on why Doug Wilson was willing to let Evgeni Nabokov walk and let Niemi take the reigns.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

a lot of that was the defense, too. Now I’m hoping they’ve shored up their blueline. The sharkies have made Wayne Gretzkys out of Chris Pronger, Pavel Datsuk, and many others.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also hope they shore up their blueline. But what is happening with their goldline? Concerned fans need to know!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

some guy is suing the goldline possibly delaying the project’s eastward expansion.

by j.lee on Oct 6, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it still trading at 1900 an ounce?

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

1643

It never hit 1900

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cards beat Phils force Game 5:


Chase Utley might be my favorite non-Cardinal. I’ve probably mentioned this before. What I like about Utley is that he’s good at everything you can do on a baseball diamond—he’s a high-average hitter with a good eye and thirty-home-run power; he plays a rangy, effortless second base. He rarely grounds into the double play, he gets hit by a ton of pitches, and when he chooses to steal a base he’s successful almost ninety percent of the time.

Albert Pujols does all those things, but with Albert Pujols you can see the gears turning; lately, as he limps from base to base, you can just about hear them. His famous swing and his heads-up defense both come out of a tense, angry-looking pounce, and after he’s finished with either one you can watch him unselfconsciously wince and take inventory of his limbs, like a pinball machine self-testing after the lights come back on.

Chase Utley made an Albert Pujols decision Wednesday night—he got a great jump on Edwin Jackson, which isn’t hard to do, and then he rounded second on a groundball to Rafael Furcal and broke for third base. But then Albert Pujols made an Albert Pujols decision; he didn’t just catch Utley running, he gave up the out at first like it had never existed, caught Furcal’s throw on a little jog-step like the play had been drawn up that way, and threw the ball at David Freese like he’d never been moved off third base because of how shredded his arm was. Utley took a hard tag to his face, realized the jig was up, and walked quietly off the field. The camera was still focusing on Freese flipping the ball out of his glove, trying to act casual, so I can’t be sure, but Pujols probably winced.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I guess I’m rooting for the Brewers by default, because the other NL teams are so un-supportable.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about the Phillies? They are VERY supportable! I support them right now

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, I don’t hate the Phils like I do the Cards, but it’s hard to get excited about a team that has won the WS recently and is supported by Philly sports fans.

So I guess I’m rooting for, in order of preference:

1. Brewers
2. Tigers
3. Phillies
4. Rangers
5. Diamondbacks


6. Cardinals








7. Yankees

I actually had the Rays pretty high up,

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Rays manager – he seems so un-baseball.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like Maddon a lot. I wish he could come and manage the Dodgers or A’s.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies are like 2 for 130. They could use any help they could get.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers would be the last team on that list i’d root for.

in philly and just got invited to go game tomorrow night, so that should be fun

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck them

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

DBacks win, force Game 5:

Two days ago, Arizona was done. Dead. Gone. History. An absolute afterthought of the post-season, lost amid a frenzy of coverage on the Yankees, Matt Moore, Sabathia vs. Verlander, the indestructible Phillies rotation, and Beast Mode. 48 hours later, Arizona has evened their series against the Brewers at two games apiece and will head back to Milwaukee for Game Five after scoring 18 runs in their offense’s last 16 innings. See how the magic happened after the break. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot……….

I’M GOING BACK TO MILWAUKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Things didn’t start off particularly well for Saunders, beginning with a one-out single from the ever-pesky Jerry Hairston after Saunders K’d Corey Hart to lead off the game. Ryan Braun came up to the plate and did what he’s basically been doing all aggravating series long, absolutely demolishing a ball to the left-center field wall for an RBI double. Braun stole third while Prince Fielder was being “unintentionally” walked, but the hobbling Rickie Weeks came up with the lead-footed Fielder at first base. Sure enough, Weeks shot a ground ball to Ryan Roberts who started a double play that barely nabbed Weeks at first – I imagine Weeks would have easily beat the throw if he were full-health, but I certainly wasn’t complaining. Keeping Braun from scoring after a one-out double was certainly an impressive feat by Joe, and he gained instant approval points by pitching around Fielder. Not the greatest start to the game, but it was still a close game.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I love Madison and Chicago, but the rest of the Illinois and Wisconsin I can really do without.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

FYI

There’s quality talent on campus at Urbana-Champaign

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quality talent at what? Concert piano? Juggling?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ask carp. I think he might know what I mean.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, it’s definitely juggling then

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

And maybe engineering. They haz a nice engineering building there.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

but the winds are so cold, the grass is so yellow, and the fields are so flat.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

and there is plenty of soy.

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by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Milwaukee’s really not a bad town. Green Bay is kinda podunk and boring but there’s nothing truly terrible about it.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

recd

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Are you a big fan of that guy, Spazzy?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of Rishi saying Brett Favre is a truly terrible thing…

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s from Mississippi.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Atoms. Thank you so much! You have made this thread so much more entertaining and humorous.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spazzy was surprised atoms did not lead the DBD to hilarity sooner. "He just kind of fell into a good situation." Spazzy said he could see the comical situation atoms inherited was quite mirthful and the biggest surprise was that atoms didn’t get laughs sooner.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this meme, long may it live.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silly.

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

;)

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Et tu, Kod-man?

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s also not really a good town, either. Miller Park was “meh” for a new park and the Bucks game I went to was like going to a USC game.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great beer culture, though.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

High Life in WI > High Life in any other state. So fresh!

Leinienkwaeuguls is delicious, too.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Bulls-Bucks Match-up

Is usually good fun as the stadium is filled with red. Much like Stanford stadium turns blue against the Bears.

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by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Milwaukee brought us Bud Selig.

’nuff said

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have learned the hard lesson over the past several years that the fans and the team have no control of or responsibility for who is allowed to purchase the team. Nobody in LA wanted McCourt, yet we got him all the same.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

buuuuut…. he was a carpet bagger from Boston.

Bud Selig is home grown.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Selig is baseball’s problem, not just Milwaukee’s problem.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile

Fuck the entire state of Arizona.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona is beautiful!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the land is. I don’t have anything against the natural environment of Arizona.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona would like to see your papers, Atoms. You don’t look American.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure I do. I dress badly and I’m out of shape.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to Tucson in a month…

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

my wife’s project has her next to the asu campus during the week. i’m tempted to go, sit out side for awhile, go play some golf, go back to watching the asu population pass by.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

hit the clubs up! shocker style!

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

...shocker style?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

at the aloft…

she needs to get them to put her up at the Phoenician.. or the Ritz… ;-)

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh, i’m sure her corporate overlords are on board with that…. :)

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by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually the phoenician is waaaaaay overrate for my money. The Ritz is really nice… The aloft is a great little place though. I like it

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve enjoyed the few times we’ve stayed at a ritz. they’re usually never the wrong answer.

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by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a particularly nice one… expecially in the winter when it gets cold at night and you have a fire going in the room…

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice touch.

I like the Half Moon Bay one. Nice golf course :)

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by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have not stayed at a lot of Ritzs. St Regis is my preferred upscale brand of choice… and they never ever let me down.

and no, i won’t post pictures

You are all welcome.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The St Regis in Mexico City is fantastic.

Not that I stayed there, but their bar was awesome and had a cool balcony overlooking Mexico City

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I avoid Mexico like the plague.

I’ve stayed at about a dozen St Regis’s and they’ve all been ridiculously awesome.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s stunning.

I wonder what sort of psychological effect do purplish colors have on us? I’ve seen it being used more and more lately—for example, Virgin American and their in-plane lighting.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly makes you more relaxed. Not 100% sure as to the reasoning.

But, I LOVE open-air rooftop bars. I really wish we had more.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks pretty frickin’ cool.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve been fortunate to stay at some pretty cool places in my day… as a rule the W brand is a fun brand with cool places…. I’m not sure what i would consider the coolest place I’ve stayed… I do have to say that the Copacabana Palace is right up there … [warning, here comes a name drop] last time I was there my friend and I were laying out by the pool when a guy and his wife ask if anyone is in the chairs next to us… turns out it’s Sting and Mr. Sting… was kind of cool (and a little distracting)

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicest hotel I’ve stayed at was the Taj Resort in Goa, India (where YWC is from and a really nice beach town).

Had its own private beach and we stayed in what amounted to small beachhouses. And there were plenty of Indian celebrities that we saw there (took a photo with one).

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

relative balla!

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

relative victory!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stained Red Kurta?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arjun Rampal

This stud

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes no SRK!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was there with his wife and daughter. He was super nice.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

so am I doing something wrong (WHERE IT PERTAINS TO THIS) that I only see a sliver of the photos when they get this far along in a subthread?

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

switch from “narrow” layout to “wide” layout.
but yes, your screen resolution is probably not high, and as the subthreads progress, photos get cut off more and more.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when that happens and I want to see the photo, I just right click on it, copy the image location, and then paste it into a new browser tab.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you DO want to see Arjun Rampal!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I didn’t do that for him.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

mexico is awesome – just gotta go to the right place

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zihautenejo was awesome!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hear getting there is like crawling through 500 yards of shit-pipe!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a flight to Guadalajara then a turboprop flight to Ixtapa

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garrett Gilbert will transfer
Gale’s son says bye bye to Texas

Gilbert was given an unconditional release from his scholarship to find another school. In a statement released Wednesday, Gilbert did not say where he planned to go, but indicated he has visited several schools and will visit more while finishing this semester at Texas.

Gilbert said he talked to coach Mack Brown and the staff and decided “it is in my best interest to transfer. I can’t thank all of my teammates and everyone at Texas enough for all of their support, but I just think I’m at a point in my life where I need a fresh start.”

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Coming to Cal?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do we want him?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the football team?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

He wouldn’t be eligible until 2013. I suppose whether we want him depends on what the staff thinks of Bridgford/Hinder/Kline.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh…SIGN HIM UP!

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's leaving for the chuck & duck of SMU

Because he’s been really good at throwing the football………….

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

o rly

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exclusive footage of Garret Gilbert practicing his accuracy (at 1:10)

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by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The more I read about Steve Jobs, the more surprised I am. I never knew he was adopted. I never knew he fathered a daughter out of wedlock and spent years denying her paternity (even at one point apparently claiming under oath that he was infertile and couldnt have kids). I’m always interested in learning more about the “lionized” amongst us. People with amazing ideas and clear visions are still people, with all the same human flaws as those we’d see on Jerry Springer.

Further, what was Jobs’ role in Apple the last 10 years or so during this golden era. Is he sitting in a room designing products? Or is he receiving a variety of designed prototypes and then making decisions about how to move them forward to a workable product? I think its more the latter and have wondered who are the inventors here. Those people intrigue me. Its kinda how Edison is credited with inventing all of these things when they basically came out of his lab, but were invented by others. This is not to denigrate Jobs or anything, clearly his role (no matter how ti was defined) was of the greatest importance. I’m just intrigued.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Twist, I didn’t know those things either.

This is interesting not to point-fingers, and say how the mighty-have-fallen, but to learn and build a more nuanced picture of a man I respect. That information is can only enhance my understanding of the man and his history.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was half-Syrian:

Abdul Fattah Jandali, a young Syrian Muslim immigrant in Wisconsin, never met his son Steve Jobs. When a baby was born to the 23-year-old Jandali — now known as John — and his 23-year-old German-American girlfriend, Joanne Schieble, in 1955, there was no chance he’d be able to grow up with his biological parents.
Joanne, who belonged to a white, conservative Christian family could not convince her parents to marry an Arab, a Muslim, according to Jandali, who called her father "a tyrant" in a New York Post interview in August 2011. In fact, according to Jandali, she secreted off from Wisconsin to liberal San Francisco to sort out the birth and adoption without letting either him or her parents know.
And so it was that a nameless Arab American baby was adopted by an Armenian American family. Clara Hagopian and her husband Paul Jobs had been married around seven years and had not been able to conceive. The little bundle that would be Steve, was very much wanted in the Jobs household.
Steve Paul Jobs, as they named him, grew up without ever knowing his biological father. It seems he had no interest in knowing him later in life, either. When, in August 2011, the London tabloid The Sun, contacted Jandali, he publicly reached out to Steve saying, ""I live in hope that before it is too late he will reach out to me. Even to have just one coffee with him just once would make me a very happy man."
But Steve never replied. Less than two months later, he has passed away.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs’ daughter:


However, it took two years before Jobs would acknowledge that Lisa was his child, going so far as to swear in a court document that he was “sterile and infertile, and as a result thereof, did not have the physical capacity to procreate a child.” While Jobs reaped the rewards of owning a burgeoning technology company, his baby and her artist mother subsisted on welfare.

Now 32, Lisa is a journalist and magazine writer with credits including The Southwest Review, The Massachusetts Review, Spiked, and O, The Oprah Magazine. She also writes essays for her personal blog. In an article for the February 2008 issue of Vogue called “Tuscan Holiday,” she touched on her "illegitimate" childhood growing up with her mother

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow
going so far as to swear in a court document that he was "sterile and infertile, and as a result thereof, did not have the physical capacity to procreate a child."

As Cris Carter says on Monday Night Countdown:

C’MON, MAN!

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that perjury considering he had kids later on?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not perfury if you have sufficient reason to believe it to be true.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

what a visionary

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

so racis

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson Cooper interviewed Steve Wozniak over the phone on CNN last night. He attempted to draw parallels between Edison and Jobs but Wozniak corrected him stating that Jobs was not as ‘hands-on’ like Edison was in inventing gizmos. He claimed Jobs used his leadership/creativity to influence products that would fit his vision of how humans would be using his technology.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

My question is what does “using leadership to influence products” look like? That’s an interesting question to me.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey bro, this looks like shit. I want it smoother”

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the mantras for starting your own tech company is not to go from zero-perfect, because that is impossible, but to simply go from ‘Suck’ to ‘Not Suck’. Many minor improvements instead of hoping for big leaps of inspriration.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

but to simply go from ‘Suck’ to ‘Not Suck’.

Woo-hoo! That’s how I do orthodontics!!!

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you orthodonting not to lose?

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

A significant segment of my patient population is comprised of teenage girls. I’m orthodonting to survive.

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see you, Miss Anderson. If you could just put this burka on please….

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more in terms of emo outbursts, actually.

But, yes…inappropriate clothing choices do makes things interesting from time to time.

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see you Miss Anderson. If you could please take this valium and put on this burka…

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I’m not supposed to be the one taking the valium?

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Orthodonting” is a great word.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shall try to utilize it more often while sororitizing with my colleagues.

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to get drunk and fornicate with frat boys?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conceptualizing what the iPad would be, how users would interact with its interface, etc?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs: A big part of the reason why Americans spend 90% of their waking hours looking at glowing rectangles.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fact I just read but can't verify:

38% of Affluent Executives use an iPhone.

Thank you TV in the elevator.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

srsly question: are there any executives that are not affluent?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

CEOs of startups?

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

depends what series of funding they are on….

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How to describe “affluent”?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about executive assistants?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Executive Associates from WalMart

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can believe that.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was from the TV in the elevator — I can’t verify its actual source

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

but… but…. TV said that.

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by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the elevator tvs, back from when I worked at 555. :(

But it’s believable. I’ve definitely seen a number of execs here and in NY with iPhones.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only 38%? I wonder how that compares with Blackberry usage.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way less.

I wonder if they’re double-counting. My boss has a work Blackberry and a personal iPhone.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re right that it’s way less, but it’s probably not just having two phones – I mean, I do that, and I am not an executive.

Apparently there’s two forces for inclusion of iPhone for corporate mail and calendaring – the scrubs, and the executives. The speed of decision / deployment increases exponentially when management gets involved because they decide they’ve got a new toy… but bottom up tends to help when people are essentially saying “please let me access my work data on my own nickel.”

Anecdotally, I hear that a lot of senior types tend to want to do a two-fer and use an iPad to replace a laptop and a blackberry, since they can do the majority of their stuff on a iPad as they shuffle around from meeting to meeting.

Also, after a certain point, it’s just cheaper to not use Blackberry servers.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s slowly being implemented here as well.

I’ve definitely seen some of the senior brokers using laptops in the office and on the road.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I wanted to know! Does this mean that 38% use iPhones and the rest haven’t moved away from Rotary phones? Does this mean the rest have Blackberrys?! How do they define affluent!!

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have just moved from a TV in the elevator building to a building with media-less elevators. I feel significantly less well informed re: factoids like that.

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TV in the Elevator would be a funny band name.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

pqtm

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting alternative perspective from an Economist commenter....
A great quote from Slashdot: “From the fall of AOL to the rise of iComputing, we had a 12 year golden age where walled gardens were derided, people owned their own devices, and the landscape of the internet formed more or less naturally.”

RIP, Steve, but as much of a visionary as you were, I hope that your passing away will contribute to giving us back the openness in computing, that same openness that you did so much to destroy.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do fundamentally dislike this aspect of the iWorld… It is unfortunate that plugging the iPhone in incorrectly can stop you from accessing your own data.

I don’t see that changing.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you plug in iPHone incorrectly? Put one end of cord in only iPhone slot, put other end of cord into computer — computer opens iTunes… I don’t see the difficulty.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you dont “eject” the iPhone or iPod before removing the actual device from the cord, sometimes it freezes everything up.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had that issue.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have. I HAVE, CUGEL! WHY MUST YOU DENY MY EMOTIONS!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know you could get a Pantech iPhone now?!?!?

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Pantech iPod!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you sync to other apple computers?

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I dont own an apple computer. I havent owned one since the Apple 2e

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s more about the unplugging process, my bad.

Happened to me a few times. None more egregious than when I grabbed my iPod as I went to the airport to fly to Seattle for the weekend… and found out that I could not access any of my music on my iPod.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding is that future iPhones etc will be wireless. So, that might change.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

They already have bluetooth built in. Not sure why phones can’t sync wirelessly yet.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

iOS 5 is supposed to support wireless sync.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

iSee

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

iLOL’ed

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

iUnpluggedmyiphonewrongandnowihavetobuyabrandnewone

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the quote is meant to refer to solely the plug. More the entire idea of separate interfaces. To be honest, I’m not sure I agree with the quoter, but I can see where he’s coming from.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

*the quotee.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just giving an example on my end; there are plenty out there to choose from.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ragnarok asked me yesterday what I disliked about where Jobs has taken the PC market. Well this comment explains it. I do not like the idea of a walled garden ecosystem.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint: I just want software to work. The advantage to an end user of the Apple approach is that everything works. I don’t have to arse about trying to get drivers to work, apps to work, whatever. In OSX, I can get to the settings I need to. My iPhone and iPad just work.

It’s not that I can’t tinker if need be: it’s just not what I want to spend my time doing.

And besides, it’s not like there isn’t an alternative for people who want to maximum control / access in the form of linux. Why get annoyed at Apple for articulating an approach to software and following through when no-one is forcing you to use it?

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our sentiments exactly. We like institutional control on our phone, provided it does everything we want it to do. And it does. YouPorn and Spankwire load up just like that. That’s all we need. Plus Twitter. And FB for work since they blocked it.

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and poonews

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i draw the line at poonews.

i don’t ever want to put my phone next to my face after poonews.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta have SmellG service tho DAMN YOU IPHONE AND YOUR CORPORATE PARTNERS!!!!

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate how there’s no mobileapp for ratemypoo.com! do not visit this site at work.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate how there’s no mobileapp for ratemypoo.com! do not visit this site at work. EVAR

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now, are you telling me you’re pooist?!!?!?!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diapers are gross and should be BANNED

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG POOIST! CLASS WARFARE ON BABIES AND THE ELDERLY

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can deal with diapers.

RATEMYPOO IS NAAASTEEE

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

peepee toejam is an exemplary example of the people i referenced in the post i just mad in yesterday’s DBD

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

*made

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I mean by closed garden is that there is no option at all. You are forced to be simplified and stuck in the garden. I have no option to use another repo if I wanted to.

And I also hate the whole “simplify all things” thing that’s going on but that’s just me being irrational. My complaint of removing options for advanced usage is valid

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no option to use another repo if I wanted to.

Explain more please.

I also hate the whole "simplify all things" thing that’s going on but that’s just me being irrational

I don’t think so – it’s a preference. When I first got my missus migrated over to her iMac a couple of years ago I was a bit grouchy about trying to figure out how to complete settings, and one of my long term projects is to get all pictures out of the basic Apple pictures application because I don’t like sealed databases… But I only want to do that sort of thing when it’s truly helpful, like when I’m trying to release IP addresses at the customer site. My days of manually editing .jar files for preferences in 0.x versions of Firefox are long gone.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repository. Never mind, it’s a stupid linux term. But generally speaking, it’s an option to install apps for a system (like iPhone) from a source other than the default (Apple) one.

I’m not saying I want to edit .jar files or .ini files. I’m just fine editing options via menus. I don’t want to lose the option to edit those options (in any way) and to be forced into using it “the one way”.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are viewing it from an expert’s poitn of view. To you, it makes total sense to give control to the consumer. Because the consumer is smart.

But the reality is the consumer is dumb. Were not smart when it comes to technology. And people get frustrated by technology. They will gravitate to idiot proof.

So, it is in the business’s best interest to focus on idiot proof as much as possible. Walled garden allows for Apple to be in controla t al times and ensure that their products are as idiot proof (and thus buyable) as possible.

They might be pissing off the 1% of people who know waht the fuck they are doing, but they are getting the 90% of people who have NO clue!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO YOU CALLIN DUMB? I HAZ A IPHONE AND I KNOW HOW TO TWAT.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, in specific, was calling you dumb, ikoolykedat. Just to be clear.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gots 3 Linux boxes under our control for work & home and that’s enough platform tweakage for us we don’t need to be setting permissions for our ice maker too JUST MAKE ICE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ICE MAKER [hello, who is it?] IT’S FOR YOU

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This twatter, ikoolyekat, is hurt

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to respond in kind but I don’t want to be the cause of another sub thread deletion.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just specify that for the record I was not actually offended, at all, and that I was 100% joking, and also that I am … um….

…well I had a bris, let me put it that way.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spazzy, every star has to shine in their own way. I am not bigoted, not least because I have no interest in the male member.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only found this out after I asked them to delete the thread! But anyhow, glad you were not actually offended.

by Scootie on Oct 6, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

…You asked us to delete the thread??

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feeling a little silly about that premature “J’accuse”, are we?

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was premature?? I’m fairly sure it was you who did it. If she sent an email to the Hit Squad though, I didn’t see it.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT SQUAD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi atoms!

If you have a question or concern regarding the moderation of this site, please send an email to cgbmods@gmail.com.

It would be better to discuss any issues offline via email than on the boards.

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I merely have observations, not questions or concerns!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Kodiak!

If you have a question or concern regarding the moderation of this site, please send an email to cgbmods@gmail.com.

It would be better to discuss any issues offline via email than on the boards.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM NOT ATOMS! I AM VERY OFFENDED!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, in the thread itself. I apologized to Spazzy and asked the Hit Squad to delete the subthread.

by Scootie on Oct 6, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note: found out you were not offended, not the state of, er, things. Though I assumed, you being Jewish and all. And now we can return to my general state of thinking that nobody on this blog has any sexual organs whatsoever.

by Scootie on Oct 6, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says you, I have a fabulous pair of moobs.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, do moobs count as sexual organs?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you milk them, atoms?

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

…I wouldn’t know.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE THE 99%! WE WANT DUMBER iPHONE APPS WALL STREET YOU FUCKING CORPORATE PIGS! MAKE APPS DUMBER!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi doesn’t think you reflect the views of all 99%. Only 98.9%.

So, he totallya and completely rejects your views!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist is confused by the numbers he just wrote.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both of these are factual statements

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that everyone should be forced to go the expert path and make customizations or anything. All I’m asking for is the option to do what I want to do. If you don’t want to make modifications, that’s fine. You can get the idiot proof product. But I want to be able to change all the settings, even if it is incontinent to get to.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if it is incontinent to get to.

Remind me never to use your bathroom

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ever use royrules’ bathroom.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant inconvenient. I just can’t spell and Chrome’s spell checker is useless

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pringle

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wall keeps the riff-raff out for the users and also protects the corporation’s income stream. You want no wall, but you have no solution for the riff-raff and no concern for the corporation’s income stream. So what you are asking for is not really viable in this product. So get another product. And have fun investigating each download and tinkering with the security settings and SHIT MY FONE CRASHED

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S BOOTING UP HANG ON

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

riiff rafff, streeet raat.

i don’t buy that…if oonly they looked clooooser.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

9%

People who like to throw out technical terms at parties, and have Linux penguins on their desk but don’t know why.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and yet PCs have 90% of the market and Apple is a niche 10%.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that 10% is fucking super classy bourgeois so it’s more like 99%.

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE THE BOURGEOIS%

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OCCUPY ONE INFINITE LOOP!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can 99% of people occupy infinity?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, let me ask Siri™

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Siri told me to go outside to play in the freeway

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 7, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Siriâ„¢ knows best, better get to playing son

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by CruzinBears on Oct 7, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

What % of that is for offices?

Further, I was talking about the MP3 players, the smart phone, and tablet market.

What is apple’s share there, atoms?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure the percentage is actually much higher than 90% PC for offices.

And yeah, Apple does much better in the consumer electronics market, but the root of royrules’ complaint was their approach to personal computing.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps I misunderstod, then. I was looking at ovearll

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walled garden allows for Apple to be in controla t al times and ensure that their products are as idiot proof (and thus buyable) as possible.

I’d disagree with this as the purpose of Apple’s “wall”… it has more to do with generating a competitive advantage by ensuring their product is differentiated from the competition. Adobe Flash wasn’t blocked because it “wasn’t safe,”, Adobe Flash was blocked because it was obvious that developers were going to build stuff for the iPhone first, which makes the product a bit more special.

by Harsha on Oct 6, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isnt that what I said?

By making their products as BASIC as possible, it creates a competative advantage? I dont see how you are disagreeing with me.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m disagreeing with you as to “why”… it’s not to make it easy, it’s to make it special… Consumer apps get released first for iPhone, and then months/years later, Droid. This makes me want to buy an iPhone sooner, because when all my friends are playing that cool new game that’s only on the iPhone, I’ll be “not with it.”

This gap has shrunk considerably, btw, and the market dynamics are changing.

by Harsha on Oct 6, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But easy is special. For people generally too stupid or lazy, easy=special. Most things seem confusing. Easy is not confusing. Thus, special.

WE AGREE GODDAMIT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That has nothing to do with a lot of their closed-system-ness, though. That’s the point I’m trying to make. Well it’s part of it. We’ll agree to partially agree.

by Harsha on Oct 6, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recognize that you want that option of customization. I think there’s a market for both types of usages and it doesn’t make one better than the other—just more suited for each group.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my fear is that my market group is being marginalized and that soon it will be non-existent. Everything I’ve seen is pointing towards a move towards what I don’t want

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why not use Android?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not the phone market I’m concerned about. But the answer is that when I bought my 3GS the Android wasn’t all that great. Now I’m seriously considering it but some apps I use are still not available and there’s no suitable replacement.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At worst it returns to a pre-internet boom situation, right? I think there will always be a market for the uber tech-savvy folks. Those are the ones that need all that power/options to help develop/innovate for the closed systems.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is an option… use a Droid. Or a PC. Or Linux. There are options, but consumers have indicated what’s important to them, and it’s not the concern about any closed garden. I think for those 12 years we kinda forgot who the customer actually was.

by Harsha on Oct 6, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's one other thing that people forget

He was not philanthropic at all. In fact when he came back to Apple he shut down Apple’s philanthropic wing.

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by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Are All the Main Words in That Sentence Capitalized?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Title case, duh.

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had people tell me he was a serious dick to his minions in the hallways too. Not a guy you wanted to ride an elevator with.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

fortunately, people aren’t deifying him and are simply pointing out his contributions to tech

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know this because…?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was a ‘yup’ as in ‘I have also heard these rumors’ as opposed to ‘yep, he was totally a dick to me in an elevatory’

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh okay

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, who has been a dick to you in an elevator?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

jim carrey! he kept talking about my huge boobs :(

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my all time favorite scenes… and later,

IT WAS MEEEEEEE!

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him while having lunch at Apple HQ there a couple years ago.

All I remember is that he looked really, really, really skinny.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SO RACIS AGAINST SYRIANS!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was also that whole denying his daughter was his daughter thing… not exactly zen-ish.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

[(in real life he was a complete fucking asshole, everyone knows it but they don’t wanna say so b/c he just died. shhhh this is in parenthesis brackets so no one else can read/hear)]

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually felt like a dick typing that because I do othink when someone dies we should look at the positive they did.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t wait for obama to die so that you have to love him!
note: i do not actually want mr. obama to die

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

or for me to love him.

it’s funny, i don’t think i’ve ever said anything personally derogatory about the president or have been particularly harsh in my criticism of him… it’s just that if some of us say anything critical, we must hate him…

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m of the sentiment that if you are critical of mr. obama then you should probably be even more critical of his predecessor.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We think y’all RASIC

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone’s a little bit racist. but the UC system shouldn’t be, since it’s not an individual

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But UC is a corporation, therefor a registered voter in the State of California, no?

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll vote you!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think that being a registered voter guarantees sentience

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

UC HAS BECOME SELF AWARE??? GOD HALP US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t u know? UC Berzerkley is the #1 consumer of the internet (true story) and is skynet’s predecessor

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

trust me, while silly, there’s truth to that.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE AGREE

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That everyone is racist?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that people will call you a racist

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve definitely been called racist for not voting for Obama before.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could be called racist by anyone for any decision if they choose to assume everything is related to race. it’s obnoxious!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But being obnoxious is our responsibility as citizens of this shithole country.

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST AGAINST SHITHOLES!!!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELF-LOATHING SHITHOLE OUTHOUSE DENIER

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean “YOU PEOPLE”?!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, being peopleist is fine, since everyone is a person except for dolphins

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dolphins are smarter than people. We saw them jumping at SeaWorld for our amusement last weekend.

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s amazing how smart they are. i went over to californiadolphinblogs.com the other day and they’re discovering shit we can only dream of.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly dream of cheese.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not jeanie?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly dream of horrible things that make no sense. Like getting handed a history test, and wandering through a field for hours, searching for a pencil to take the test, as time runs out….

I’ve had an iteration of that dream so many times.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, holden caulfield, chill out

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a damn phony.

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by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop saying that!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s our hilarious catch phrase! Along with THERE GOES OUR FANTASY TEAM and FRIENDS.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate having dreams where I’m still in college, and then somehow realise I haven’t gone to class all semester or do anything and now am in danger of failing.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those aren’t dreams, that’s my real-life college experience!

by Scootie on Oct 6, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why am I having this now?! I’m YEARS out of college?!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it interesting this seems to be a fairly common dream.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why, though!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

californiadolphinblogs.com

california DOLPHIN blogs. COM

everyone must see this.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you have against the fine football players in Miami?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a long story, but the jist of it is, they basically caused jim carrey to have an unwanted homoerotic experience, which he then took out on me in the elevator several years later.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for long, since as I learned on here people are having sex with dolphins… so soon we’ll have humphins.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only one guilty party!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

please tell me you’ve read dolphinsex…internet hall of fame

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

 i have not. i just don’t have enough ways to waste time

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude go read it, it’s confusing and slightly disturbing, but it is a meme you need to be familiar with

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Definitely CGB HOF material.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wet Goddess!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ork ork ork

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. WE DISAGREE

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but his predecessor is no longer president.

i am less inclined to be upset with president obama than some of those who enabled him to be president in the first place.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?!?1

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

where shall i start?

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like SOMEBODY doesn’t want to write a post for next week!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do I do! I need to send you an email.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to do that BEFORE listing al the things that Ive done to piss you off.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

john mccain?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarah Palin?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarah McCain?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Bernanke?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abraham Lincoln?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarhn Bernincon?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Seinfeld?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abraham McSeinfeld?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeror Seincheese?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

George Bush?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hansel?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like his policies, but I have nothing against hte man.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

DING DONG THE ASSHOLE'S DEAD

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A complete fucking asshole?We’ve heard good things about him from people that knew him thru community functions. Maybe he was just a human being with quirks, flaws, talents and shortcomings and it’s not for us to judge. BOOM ZEN’D

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh go maintain your fucking motorcycle already.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But 4-stroke 80cc practically maintains itself!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll kill all of you!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

From The Atlantic’s Article “”http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/10/in-praise-of-bad-steve/246242/" target="new">In praise of Bad Steve" -

When engineers working on the very first iPod completed the prototype, they presented their work to Steve Jobs for his approval. Jobs played with the device, scrutinized it, weighed it in his hands, and promptly rejected it. It was too big.

The engineers explained that they had to reinvent inventing to create the iPod, and that it was simply impossible to make it any smaller. Jobs was quiet for a moment. Finally he stood, walked over to an aquarium, and dropped the iPod in the tank. After it touched bottom, bubbles floated to the top.

“Those are air bubbles,” he snapped. “That means there’s space in there. Make it smaller.”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Real artists ship.” I like that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a pretty tight story.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my fanboy meter just went from 6 to 12

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meter? Do you really need to exaggerate that much?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m half horse?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 7, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always make sure to keep an aquarium handy for just that purpose.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that with my first born, wife was NOT happy

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Patterson mad

Could be vintage, but I just saw it.

He goes off and basically says F U SMU

On Tuesday the Iron Skillet rivalry got some extra sizzle when Patterson said he is ending whatever civil relationship the two programs share after he felt disrespected by postgame comments from SMU coach June Jones and a Mustangs player.

Patterson, 9-2 against SMU as head coach, said he took note of a Jones comment saying that TCU hasn’t changed much over the years, which Patterson seemed to interpret to mean his team is easy to game plan for. Patterson also took exception to wide receiver Darius Johnson saying, “I don’t like these TCU people.”

Patterson began a rant on SMU by noting Jones has won one game against Patterson’s Frogs during his time at SMU, and prior to that, at Hawaii.

“He hasn’t changed much either, so if we want to get into those kinds of matches. But, I don’t go there,” Patterson said. “All we’ve ever tried to do here at TCU is help SMU. At some point in time we were going to get beat by them, so we got beat by them. We’ve helped them, let them come over and talked to them about how we do things academically, how we do things at the stadium, how we do everything to try to make their program better and their way of thanking us for that is to cut us down.”

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Patterson's a dick of the biggest sort

He also lacks a certain element of self-control, apparently. It seems that June Jones got under Patterson’s skin with his comments.

Maybe Patterson should shut the fuck up and take Jone’s comments as a warning that he might be getting too predictable.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of TCU
They’ve finally be invited to the Big 12

Big 12 presidents and chancellors voted Thursday morning to invite TCU as the league’s 10th member, two sources close to Texas told the American-Statesman. The deal should be finalized in the next few days.

The Big 12 remains unaware of Missouri’s plans, but most Big 12 administrators do not think Missouri has an invite from the SEC or even any assurances that it will get one. The league decided not to wait and was taking immediate action to strengthen the league.

One Big 12 source told me he didn’t think TCU would be liable for big financial damages for leaving the Big East because the Fort Worth school hadn’t yet joined and could make the legal case that it was not the same league that it had agreed to join because Syracuse and Pittsburgh have announced they are headed to the Atlantic Coast Conference.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Death of the Big East

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

And so the cannibalization commences...

Whatcha wanna bet that the SEC and the ACC take the best parts and leave the left-overs for anyone desperate enough to want them?

I’m looking at you, Big 12.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And for whatever reason, no one has snatched Boise yet (probably because they’re not good in any other sports)

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love how a lot of the Pac-12 rejects moaned about our superiority complex and arrogance (Boise st, Baylor, etc) only to find out no major conference wants them proving its not us, it is them.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

also a terrible academic school (not that it would, by itself, stop the process, but it’s certainly a big process)

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they’re not a research school.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they’re not a research real school.

Fixed.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Peterson is from the same area as I am

So I’ll always be a Boise State fan until he leaves to coach Cal.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Patterson, Peterson, and Hawkins are all Davis coaches in prior years, no?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pretend Peterson isn’t a UC Davis grad.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assistant coaches, yes.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, for Pac-12 yes, but come on, would the SEC or Big East care?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boise in the Big East?

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geography stopped mattering a long time ago, brah!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then why not Hawaii to the Big east?

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Japan tried, but we bombed the shit out of them.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow…I’m surprised texas allowed this.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They finally had to allow TCU into the conference to keep the Big 12 alive.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought religious universities were supposed to turn the other cheek.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then how do you explain the BYU-Utah brawl a couple years ago?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

They turned the other cheek and the other one hit it.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

they were fighting over who was going to do missions where?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

They married the same 7th wife?

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lack of institutional control

In…high school?!? OHIO!

Commissioner Dan Ross said yesterday that expelling Harvest Prep from the OHSAA "was a topic" during the investigation, which lasted approximately seven months.

"The conversation of the death penalty did occur, but as we continued to look at it, we thought we could get the school and athletic department moving in the right direction without having to do that," Ross said.

The charges against Harvest Prep include recruiting, not filing proper paperwork on student-athletes who transfer to the school, and coaches in numerous sports not having proper certification. Harvest Prep was fined $2,500 and must pay approximately $30,000 for the cost of the OHSAA investigation, which was conducted by a private company.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

uh...ok...

Rich Spanish duchess weds for third time at age 85

SEVILLE, Spain (AP) — A wealthy, 85-year-old Spanish duchess considered the world’s most title-laden noble married a civil servant 25 years her junior on Wednesday, shrugging off her children’s qualms and celebrating by kicking off her shoes and dancing flamenco.

by j.lee on Oct 6, 2011 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

FLEET WEEK!!

S.F. Fleet Week to open with Blue Angels flyovers

Highlights:

Fleet Week, the annual event celebrating the military sea services, roars into San Francisco today when the Blue Angels Navy flight team stages a survey flight for its air show beginning at 1 p.m., weather permitting.

Thirteen ships, led by the aircraft carrier Carl Vinson and including two U.S. Coast Guard cutters and four Canadian navy ships, will be in the floating parade under the Golden Gate Bridge and along the San Francisco waterfront on Saturday.

More recently, the Vinson had a brush with history – the remains of Osama bin Laden were flown to the Vinson and cast into the Persian Gulf in May when the ship was stationed in the Middle East.

Also includes events open to public.
Today: 1 to 4 p.m.: Blue Angels arrive and do a survey flight over the city from about 1 to 4 p.m.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh man…one thing I miss about the Bay Area. Loved going into the city and watching the Blue Angels.

by HeyAlumniGo on Oct 6, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

US Navy: Sorry ’bout Alameda, Richmond, Suisun Bay, and Vallejo!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ok with it, Mare Island Golf Course is now public :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Mountain View (Moffett Field).

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

How dare the Soviet sub menace go away and eliminate the need for West Coast based P-3s

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Hunter’s Point shipyard, now that I think about it.

They used to run training flights out of Moffett in these gigantic cargo prop planes. They sounded like gigantic metal bumblebees above my house.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

P-3’s aren’t cargo, but still loud.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just Google imaged that…that’s what they were. They were large. Large planes are, by definition, cargo planes!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, they carried lots of cargo for detecting/blowing up commie subs, so you can make that argument.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alameda can’t decide what to do with the old navy base, I think the latest plan is a LBNL lab in. But we’re still famous for having Nuclear Wessles.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LINK

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

the whole upscale golf course idea fell apart quickly

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean letting Mythbusters use it isn’t paying the mortgate?

by HeyAlumniGo on Oct 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as St. George and Bladium don’t have to move, I’m ok with this.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they should sever the base from the main island, and put East Oakland on it, with no exits or inlets.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON!

at least they brought us Tom Hanks even tho he’s somehow a Red Sox fan and I suppose a Michigan fan

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a cal fan

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

a little too old to be a RB

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will eagerly be staring out my window in anticipation.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit another year I am out of town and can’t make it to fleet week :-(

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

CalTech is best in the 'verse... Berkeley still top Public

[Listings below are world rankings, but only include North American Universities]

1. Caltech
2. Haaaaavard
2. Stanfurd University (tie)
5. Princeton University
7. MIT
9. University of Chicago
10. University of California, Berkeley
11. Yale
12. Columbia
12. UCLA
…..
World Rankings Here, the ones missing are Cambridge & Imperial College London.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Caltech sucks at football though.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

lols :)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

but a dominant basketball program.

by j.lee on Oct 6, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should see their squash team

Those fuckers scare opponents just by putting on the glasses.

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

they’re fricken awesome at the slow-clap too.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they won a game in basketball!

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Elis!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago’s a nice school in all, but they don’t belong in that company.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

really? i thought they were pretty hawt shit in certain fields.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

Yes they do.

There’s a reason one of the most pre-eminent economic philosophies is named the “Chicago school of economics”

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It worked for Pinochet!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the Chicago school of economics does not advocate political repressoin…

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Boys

I wasn’t even kidding. It totally worked for Pinochet, and the economy benefited as a result! Especially after he was removed from power. Capitalism + autocracy laid the foundations for great success once they transitioned to democracy. (I took History 8B – modern latin America). And now Chile is the most prosperous S. American country.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree with you…

But I also don’t want to come across as an advocate for Pinochet.

Also, I don’t like the “Capitalism + autocracy laying the foundation for great success” line of thought. It’s what justifies modern-day China.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explains is better word here.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s what people use to justify modern-day China.

Enough people try to make excuses for their totalitarian government with the “oh, it’s working alongside capitalism, eventual transitoin, blah blah blah” and I don’t think it’s an acceptable excuse.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t see this as a excuse, but you have recognize success when you see it. I’m not advocating anything, but it bugs me when either people on the left (Chile) or the right (China) effectively deny the existence of success stories that don’t fit their worldview.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

China remains to be seen…

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

And this is what I’m talking about. You should fit your theories around the facts, rather than trying to make the facts conform to your theories.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

I don’t consider China a success story. I think they’re a bubble due to be popped and I think we’ll look back at all this China fear the same way we look back at Japan fea rin the 90s

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

agree 100%.

Most of you (not all of you) don’t know who Walter Shorenstein is. He was a super rich guy. In the 80s he sold the BofA building to the Japanese for something like $1B. A few years later he bought it back for about $500M. (i may be butchering history there, but the “idea” is right)..

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know Walter, familiar with this story. Past success does not blah blah blah….

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

did i get that right? i didn’t feel like googling..

that was happening all over America though… probably most famously with Rockefeller Center… and on the West Coast with Pebble Beach.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No story is correct, but whether it predicts anything for China remains to be seen.

Another thing I hate about lefties: the No More Viet Nam war thing, we’ll never have another Viet Nam war, because wars are unique to the countries they’re fought in/over.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoops, the story….

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta love that business model…

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Joke

Nice work if you can get it. I have a business partner that sold his first business location to RE developer for lots of $, they built a internet hotel, couldn’t run it, sold it back to him 3 years later at 35 cents/ dollar, he held for a few years, sold it to a big outfit out of Seattle – long story short – he made money 3 times on the same property.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s an internet hotel?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Farmville, but with hotels

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Server farm, has to be built on the backbone, heavily EQ resistant, ample backup emergency power. They were overbuilt around 2001-2, which is when he bought the finished product from the RE developer.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

every time i think i want to be in that business i envision myself as the guy selling for 35 cents on the dollar… I’ve done o.k. on my limited real estate investments… but just the idea of selling a landmark property like the BofA building for $1B(!!!) then buying it back for $500M is amazing to me.

I was with a start-up that ended up getting funding from EOP so met Sam Zell… there’s a character.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true, you can get killed being a RE developer, any construction loans require a personal guaranty of the loan.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

this is what I’m talking about – fear no fear – doesn’t mean anything. Maybe this will happen (bubble) maybe not. Neither you or I can see the future.

But right now in the present, you deny that China is a success story because it doesn’t conform to your worldview.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re predicating this on the thought that China=“success story” is absolute truth.

Which it’s not.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Compared to where they were in 1980? You serious?

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, the kinda of success that China is enjoying today does not justify their totalitarian government.

Fair enough?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair, I agree with this statement.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I honestly have no idea how you can say that China over the past 30 years is not a “success story”. Is it completely sustainable indefinitely? No, of course there are going to be setbacks, and there are going to be lots of major, major issues that they will have to contend with, from environmental degradation to corruption to the real estate bubble to human rights, among many other things.

But the fact remains that the CCP has achieved huge economic gains, and substantially raised the standard of living for hundreds of millions of people, and you can’t just dismiss that with a wave of the hand. I think they’re in a pretty precarious state where their legitimacy is pretty much tied exclusively to the country’s continued strong economic performance, but so far the trajectory they’ve led the country on has been pretty damn successful, and much of the Chinese people seem pretty willing to make the trade-off between transitioning to democracy and letting the CCP continue to manage the economy for the time being.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go with “the mandate from heaven” as all the emperors have. Worked for 1,000’s of years.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect that won’t work so well in the modern world anymore, but who knows.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

much of the Chinese people seem pretty willing to make the trade-off between transitioning to democracy

Yeah, because they totally have a choice!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have a choice not to revolt. Yeah, there are protests and such, and the government tries suppress dissent, but honestly, if you’ve been there, you’ll know that, at least in the major cities, people are generally satisfied with the economic progress and don’t want to throw the CCP out, not right now anyway.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Protest? In China?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so effin funny

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think this will happen.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. You have lots of company in that opinion.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

…to my chagrin.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Economist agrees with you.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

…to my chagrin.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they’re right more often than not!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh not lately…I remember reading articles in 2008 about how mild and shallow the recession would be.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, they had no idea just how bad things were…

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but NOBODY did. That’s why the stimulus wasn’t enough to do the trick. Back in December 2008 the BEA calculated economic contraction of 3.8% rate for the 4Q of that year. Well, turns out the economy was actually shrinking at an 8.9% rate that quarter. The recession was just way, way worse than anyone expected.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I really appreciated those as opposed to the “The World Is Going To End” headlines that every other newspaper had.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't say....

http://www.economist.com/node/21530986

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have this sitting next to my bed. The cover sometimes gives me nightmares :(

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Taiwan, and Singapore, and South Korea. The only so-called Asian Tiger economy that was even nominally democratic when growth took off was Japan.

But there is a qualitative difference between the sort of managed growth you saw in Asia starting in the 60s versus the use of state power in Chile to keep the government out of the economy. Brazil and Argentina had military dictatorships as well, but they tended to use government spending to pacify the population.

I think the thing about Chile is that left to their own devices, most Chileans probably wouldn’t have – indeed, with the election of Allende, didn’t – choose the kind of policies espoused by the Chicago School.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too much government intervention in those economies.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

When, now? Because it’s hard to make the counter argument that say Taiwan or South Korea would have developed the way that they did without formal modernization policies.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to get back to this one. I’m way too tired to write out my thoughts on it.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to say that South Korea wouldn’t have developed the way that we did without formal modernization policies.

by j.lee on Oct 6, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly agree.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to be the guy to defer to The Economist, but…

http://www.economist.com/node/21530984

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

One article from the Economist doesn’t override the extensive academic literature comparing the successes in Asia to the failures in Latin America. The point isn’t that they were all winners in South Korea – the point is that the government created conditions that allowed for companies to thrive in a country that had been occupied and then devastated and had very little nascent industry. It’s not easy to make that happen – as Brazil and Argentina, for example demonstrate.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, but you’re trying to make the case that those failures in Latin America were driven the a lack of governmental intervention in the economy and I really don’t feel like that’s the case.

We’re talking in hypotheticals here about how the South Korean government taking on that active role allowed it to thrive, but what we’re missing is the moral hazard of the situation.

And none of this, of course, is proving that not having democracy was instrumental in their success.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it has anything to with democracy at all, just that government intervention in the economy can be effective, if done right. It can also be a disaster. The world is a varied, complicated place.

Also, democracy is over-rated, civil society is where it’s at.

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not actually making that case at all. The literature is largely about why government intervention did work in the case of the Asian tigers and didn’t work in Latin America.

We’re talking in hypotheticals here about how the South Korean government taking on that active role allowed it to thrive

It’s not hypothetical at all. The intervention is not a point of debate, and the results are not a point of debate. You are suggesting doubt where there is none. If you’re making an argument that the South Korean government was an impediment to growth, that is a counter-factual argument.

And none of this, of course, is proving that not having democracy was instrumental in their success.

It’s no coincidence that countries liberalize as there is an emerging middle class, especially when there is enforcement of property rights. There’s no one-way causal relationship because there is feedback between the private sector and the government.

And, while we’re at it, it’s not like the US or the UK grew as a result of the extent of their democracy. Their growth may have predated anything more sophisticated than the tension between mercantilism and classic free market liberalism, but there was that same evolution of democracy in pace with economic growth, not as a predictor of same.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I totally agree 100%, and I don’t agree at all with the idea of either China’s or Pinochet’s system of government.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the importance of economic philosophies is like the importance of the ACC coastal division

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not true at all. It’s influenced plenty of policy-makers and that directly impacts us.

The University of Chicago is a fantastic school.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure it is, I agree. IMO it’s just not with the other major private and UC schools.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t have the brand name.

But you’d be hard-pressed to find rankings that agree with you.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON SUCKS! GOOOOOO IMPERIAL COLLEGE STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I promise not to call anyone an "Old Witch" today. Including you, Twist.

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I’m a young witch, I know it!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

No you're not.

You’re an old hag.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alma Mater Dear

(Fail)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sing the Joyful Chorus

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
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by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded around the drum circle… Damn it, UCSC student… sorry.

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rally 'round her banner

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

we will never fail

ivishne often fails.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hail! Hail! Hail!

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by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

[second verse, lights off, flashlights beaming to the skyyyyyy!]

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hail to California

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

All Hail to Sacramento

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

We're not doing Sac State's fight song?

And yes I’m technically talking about the Alma Mater song because our fight song is too closely associated with USC’s fight song.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anybody actually know that? ;)

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Why do you have to hurt me and my school?

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘cause my sister’s a UC Davis grad, and I’m contractually obliged to scorn her rival in exchange for her scorning mine?

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU UC DAVIS. They’re not good enough to get into Cal and that’s why they scorn the Golden Bears.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

[awkward]

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have anything friendly to say about the rivals of Cal?

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

the word on the street is that some feel the pre-health options are better at UCD than UCB.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lies!

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, they’ve got FNP/PA prorgams, a med school, (almost) a nursing school, a vet school, and a myriad of bio sci majors. Back in the day Cal had like 2 and you had to try and set something up at UCSF Parnasty if you wanted something biomedical/clinical.

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by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIES!

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it includes operating on cows.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol great. please take all of the “pre-med” undergrads away from cal.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Err, I’m contractually obliged to hate Sac State, she’s obliged to hate Stanfurd.

Otherwise she does silly things like meet my bus home from college wearing my old Stanfurd shirt from high school.

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as she hates furd, then she’s alright in my books.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, when UCD beat Stanford in 2005, you were so conflicted? :)

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

augh, stupid fingers typoing the typo. :P

StanfUrd. I do so know how to spell.

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

But that was because I didn’t choose what college I was going to attend.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged!
my old Stanfurd shirt

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want to know what’s worse?

The day we took club pictures for the yearbook at school, that’s the shirt I was wearing.

My only defense is that I was young and stupid and thought I wanted to go to Stanfurd.

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like we don’t even know who you are.

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am large; I contain multitudes, as Walt Whitman said.

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not true!

I /chose/ to go to UC Davis over Cal! (After I was accepted in the Engineering school, but not EECS)

by OaktownAggie on Oct 6, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I almost went to UCD over Cal. Granted, at the time I nearly made the decision, one was offering me a scholarship and one wasn’t. :)

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was for the best, but the acceptance/rejection letter from Cal was gold. Something along the lines of:

“Congratulations on being accepted to the University of California School of Engineering. Unfortunately, we don’t have space for you in the EECS program. Want to be a Nuclear Engineer instead? Mechanical? Civil? Any other engineering program but the one that you really wanted. Oh, BTW, don’t accept this offer with the intention of transferring into EECS. Average GPA bla bla bla bla bla.”

by OaktownAggie on Oct 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. I can see where it’s hilarious now, although it probably wasn’t then.

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Work=Furd Schaudenfreude

So I’m excited I get to pitch the below story today at work for one of my clients…

Patient Data Landed Online After a Series of Missteps

Private medical data for nearly 20,000 emergency room patients at California’s prestigious Stanford Hospital were exposed to public view for nearly a year because a billing contractor’s marketing agent sent the electronic spreadsheet to a job prospect as part of a skills test, the hospital and contractors confirmed this week. The applicant then sought help by unwittingly posting the confidential data on a tutoring Web site.

Finally I get to incorporate my hatred of the furd into a tech story. :)

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

you mean...

…Schadenfurd?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

p.s. $20M class-action suit against Furd “Hospital” as a result

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN EAGLES

http://youtu.be/wbAH3aGwGCE

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by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Hahahah awesome. Totally worth the flag.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a good omen or a bad omen?

A Cal alum friend of mine is very upset. His flight is on this plane, today of all days.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Bad omen

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by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good omen!

He’s gonna ride that Duck to victory.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going into the belly of the beast!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Oct 6, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what the sig ep guy said at Shasta when he met Amanda Pflugrad?

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like either Gate 20 or Gate 22 at SFO.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT GATE 20!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Proof that Twist is actually Cal Receiver Ross Bostock

The evidence is clear and compelling

Kickin it in @Ross81Boss room. Damn there are alot if tanks and deep V’s in here. WOW! great environment to be a part of

Ross81Boss you should show your friends all the tanks you got!

Ross Bostock you better be rockin a deep v or tank in Seattle. Rain or shine. #WOW!

Ross81Boss there’s nothing like throwing on a deep V and taking a nap Ross
@Ross81Boss #WOW good thing all I own is tanks and deep V’S I’ll be good to go wow

by SierraBear on Oct 6, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea what’s going on.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he rapping with Loggy?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s about the v-necks

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No scoop necks?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you think we are… Uganda?

Cal

by Thoroughbred on Oct 6, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my new phone!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Cool. Now go start downloading apps.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i am super scared, im in a session with a bunch of execs today. most of my team is conferencing in so i might be the only consultant in the room. with a bunch of vp’s / sr directors

=/

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

step up, son.

also, work on your coffee making skills.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

no loud/wet farts.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loud ones are ok, and wet ones are ok, but no loud, wet ones.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

so it DEPENDS?

/ducks

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be an interesting invention. A diaper that contains farts.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t those called ‘pants’?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

no burritos or big ass sammiches pre-meeting

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, work on your coffee making skills.

you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed, i should check the quality of your coffee before it wrecks other bodily functions.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actual advice - ready?

Give yourself a (metaphorical) seat at the table. If you’re the only one there, then say what you know and be confident. You are the expert in what you do, and you deal with things they haven’t so BE the expert.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have to admit that is darned cute

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Find out what percent of them use iPhones.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

ty you made me pqtm

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And whether it’s a personal phone or a work phone!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, this is a crucial distinction!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You deserve to be there. Rmemeber that.

You deserve to be there.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you scared? It just means you’ll be the smartest person in the room.

Represent, dude.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks sweet! Enjoy.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thia is a direct insult to the memory of Steve Jobs. I can’t believe you would do this.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

tell me how it is. i want one

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

its nice. it’s big. screen is pretty. still getting used to android

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by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

tell me battery life and 4g speedz

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want that phone, but f-ing Verizon doesn’t carry it.

by j.lee on Oct 6, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve been hearing sprint is the place to be!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, verizon exclusive.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hit it

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

inb4rishi

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, you got my sloppy seconds

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with that

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 6, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is ice cream sandwich a version of android/

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

its also delish on a hot summer day

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but still worth loving

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 6, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Front page content:

TCU TO JOIN BIGXII

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

ITS THURDSAY MRONING BEARS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

This really did make me LOL.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Typos are funny

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Denard Robinson gets hacked!

Via:

I think you have to read from the bottom up

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Ohio Bear is hacking Twitter accounts again.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s Twitter?

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

“Reap what you sew”

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Safe to say atoms wasn’t dating Denard then

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must be typos

Maybe the hacker meant to call him a pigfucker, because he raped his sow?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

In what world does logging into someone else’s twitter or facebook account constitute “hacking”?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

What you once knew as ‘hacking’ is now called ‘h4x0red’.
‘Hacking’ is now just logging into someone else’s account because he/she saved his password when using your computer

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t that kid get jail time for guessing Palin’s email password? Is that “hacking”?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same difference in the end, but...

He reset her password because her “secret questions” were public knowledge.

by OaktownAggie on Oct 6, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno…

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

social engineering, really. not “hacking” in the old school sense. people just want to feel like they have technological know-how

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guessing someone’s password is , I guess, social engineering.

Going to someone’s facebook when they get up to use the bathroom and changing their status to “I <3 cock”? Not so much.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would that be called?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not being creative?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Header

A Cal – Oregon Preview (links to Fox news) (It is not a very good article)

Most interesting to me is the fact that during the Washington game we scored 24 touchdowns, but still lost.

The Golden Bears were able to roll up 457 total yards and 24 touchdowns, but that production simply wasn’t enough to avoid defeat.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

maybe they should try cutting themselves on air rather than a debit card.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it nap time yet?

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Oct 6, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

if you need a nap, then yes.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boss don’t look kindly on employee napping under desk though. Blah.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Oct 6, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a “lunch break”.

Go to nearest hotel.

Sit down on comfy couch in the lobby. Close your eyes for twenty minutes.

Come back to work.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I like that thought.

That said, I actually ate lunch and am feeling a bit more awake.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Oct 6, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunch always makes me sleepy :(

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I always get food coma.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t get caught.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an empty office, to which I have a key. It takes a lot of willpower not to nap in it!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

 .DISCUSSION…AS OF 8:50 AM PDT THURSDAY…QUICK UPDATE AS STRONG
 CELLS HAVE BEEN FIRING UP OVER THE WATERS THIS MORNING. THREE
 SPECIAL MARINE WARNING HAVE ALREADY BEEN SENT OUT ALONG WITH A
 GENERAL MARINE WEATHER STATEMENT. ANY OF THESE CELLS COULD HAVE
 HEAVY RAIN…HAIL…VERY GUSTY WINDS…AND EVEN A POTENTIAL WATER
 SPOUT.
ACTIVITY WILL CONTINUE TO MOVE SE THROUGH THE MORNING
 MEANING THE FOCUS WILL SWITCH MORE INLAND.
 
 AN UPPER LEVEL SHORT WAVE ON THE BACK SIDE OF AN UPPER LOW OVER
 NEVADA…MOVED SOUTHEAST TOWARDS THE REGION. SHOWERS CONTINUED TO
 GROW IN STRENGTH AND IN NUMBERS OVERNIGHT…WITH THIS ACTIVITY
 EXPECTED TO CONTINUE INTO THE AFTERNOON. THUNDERSTORMS WILL BE
 POSSIBLE LATER THIS MORNING INTO THE LATE AFTERNOON…AS THIS
 SHORT WAVE MOVES ONSHORE. CAPE VALUES ARE FORECAST TO NEAR 500
 J/KG WITH LI VALUES DOWN TO -2.
IN ADDITION…THE LATEST SPCA
 GENERAL THUNDER AREA INCLUDES OUR ENTIRE REGION. CURRENTLY…ONLY
 ISOLATED THUNDERSTORMS WERE MENTIONED IN THE FORECAST…BUT MAY
 NEED TO BE UPDATED LATER THIS MORNING IF COVERAGE INCREASES.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn rain

Looked like it cleared up, so I went to the driving range to practice putting.

Got drenched…So left. And now it’s clear again.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

It’s straight up HAILING here in coco county.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAIL YES!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not happy because my satellite tv is out right now :(

HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH DR. OZ???

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUNDS OF FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Freedom sounds a lot like burning money.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM ISN’T FREE

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT THIS AGAIN

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what we’re saying!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every single year

Anyone: “Hey, the Blue Angels are fun to watch”

zoonews: “whatev waste of taxpayer money”

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every single day

rishi: BLAH BLAH BLAH

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF YOU SAY SO

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that an inverted fly-over?!?!?!?!!?!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have polaroids!!!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a pill for that.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or do something about your diet?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of fiber and water – always a sound plan.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE the sound of burning money!!!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can be fun.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

says the man who drove for hours in a gas-guzzling sports car yet did not need to go anywhere.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except it was practically a race car.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

racecars are no better, in fact probably worse than the blue angels. because the blue angels are FUCKING SWEEEEEET and nascar is for stupid REDNECKS like zoonews

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought zoonews to be enlightened so I would imagine that he/she has a rainbow neck

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are the type of collective that conflates issues of fiscal responsibility into crises of morality indicative of a military industrial complex indicative of a society riddled with latent depraved violent fantasies WTF DO THESE WORDS EVEN MEAN THESE PLANES ARE DRIVING US BONKERS

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hear the planes :(

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the weather is keeping them away right now. They’ll be back later.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, we only hear them in our head here in Pleasant Town.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

mr zoonews, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i’ve ever heard. at no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT SUCCESS!!!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

a simple no would have worked.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do We Really Want Another Season of Arrested Development?

[1]

Where were you when you heard the news that brought a generation of Motherboys out chicken dancing into the street? On a Segway perhaps? Or just chilling at the Banana Stand? Did it make your eyebrows raise or fall off entirely, a la Stan Sitwell? Yes, it was just 48 hours ago that Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz, flanked by the cast, declared live from the stage of the New Yorker Festival his intention to make a "limited-run" fourth season of the culty sitcom leading into the long-awaited feature film in the summer of 2013. The subsequent elation amongst a certain class of UCB-chronicling comedy nerds was palpable — a joy almost matched by Michael Cera’s agent and the guy renovating Hurwitz’s pool house. More Arrested Development means all is right with the world, an ancient (by Internet standards) wrong will be righted, a huge mistake of Gob-ian proportions will finally be undone.


Well, Maeby. Far be it from me to greet happiness with a dismissive "her," but I’m not entirely sure we want this as much as we think we do. Beloved favorites often become beloved precisely because of their absence; at a certain point fandom of a dearly-departed cult hit becomes as much of a self-identifying badge of noteworthiness as it is actual cultural enjoyment. Arrested Development was inarguably great, an avalanche of gags, triple-entendres and frustrated jokewriter bile that achieved a sort of ecstatic anarchy of hilarity. Still, just because we adored something doesn’t mean we need more of it. Arrested Development wasn’t a poor, unloved bastard like Steve Holt — it won multiple Emmys, launched Jason Bateman’s movie career, and tricked Hollywood into giving Michael Cera one. Arrested Development got multiple chances and three full seasons on Fox, a network that’s usually about as charitable as Lucille Bluth after her fourth gimlet. There is nothing particularly unfair about the way the show ended — nor about the way affection for it has only grown via word of mouth, DVD, and ridiculous .gifs since it went off the air. This need to have more of everything — that we somehow deserve it and that what we had (106 20 hours in total!) was somehow insufficient to our ravenous need for puns — seems both a peculiar affectation of the Internet age and exactly the sort of entitled greed that got George Bluth in trouble in the first place.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I havent read any of your comment yet, but just quickly, yes. yes. YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know that this is correct but I want to believe!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a stupid article.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bangalore Mirror on EFLI:

TEAMS’ FORMATION
The Elite Football League of India (EFLI) was launched in India in August this year and the government of India and the Sports Authority of India decided to back the game. A custom-fit stadium is ready in Pune, where the inaugural EFLI will be held within the next two years between eight teams from different states.

Having already formed four teams, the EFLI concentrated on Karnataka. Thimmaiah Madanda, a former India rugby player, with a passion for contact sport, was brought in as coach of the state team. The Kodava took his job seriously. He scouted for talent in Kodagu, Shimoga, Devanahalli and Bangalore. "I went to all these places and mostly visited government colleges and finally invited 140 players. A first shortlist of 115 went through a four-day orientation programme last week," he said.

Thimmaiah, Sailesh Devrukhkar, the chief coach of EFLI, and Jeff Whelan, EFLI coaching co-coordinator, watched the hopefuls through drills and games before settling on the final 44 who will represent Karnataka.
 

DECENT SALARY
EFLI is more unique than most associations in the country. It will pay players a salary rather than a match fee as does happen with most sporting disciplines. That too, a decent sum of Rs 15,000 per player. Jeff Whelan said, "This, we are offering till we sign a deal with Ten Sports to televise the league matches. Once we get everything in order, players will earn much more than what any coach earns."

Does the average Indian have the physique or skill to compete in such a "ruthless sport"? All three men laugh it off and Thimmaiah says, "It is nothing like what the public imagine. Played with an elongated ball, the game offers 44 players the chance of being involved in a game (including substitutions). The game accommodates all physical attributes; athletes from any sport can take to this game. It calls for power, speed and agility. It does not need special skills," he says.

The forwards and interiors do not even touch the ball, leave alone catch it. Their job is only to defend the quarter-backs… to stop the opposition from getting to the quarter-backs," said Thimmaiah, adding: "You have a defending team, an attacking team and a kicking team. It is not about just 11 on field. Thirty players are used in each game, with the other 14 used for substitutions. So, it involves a lot of people and does not need any one qualification or requirement to play the game."

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So I was playing NCAA 12 last night

… and Cattouse had this great INT return for TD against fUCLA.

Here’s the video. I was surprised at how that run ended.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I THINK ISPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THIS IS WORSE THAN FANTASY FOOTBALL

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE

I’m 1-4 and oce again faced the #1 offense of the week! I have 50+ points more than the next best team and I’m 1 and freaking 4!

I need to fire my defensive coordinator.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 6, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

’ILL KILL U BITCH,

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lost two games in a row! Dammit!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost both Jamaal Charles and Kenny Britt THERE GOES OUR FANTASY TEAM!!!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is it better than 1000 fantasy footballs?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

why? :(

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 6, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not real.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madden highlights are REALLY exciting when you’re playing.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU GUMBY!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIIII DARREN SHAWPA

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK DU

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t he just be the announcer for all football video games?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

good question. my guess is that ESPN, the NFL, the NCAA, FOX, CBS, NBC, Versus, comcast sports net, and ABC are racist

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

I can’t believe that hate him just because he’s Syrian!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

half-syrian!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the fastest, most hardest-(sic) hitting safeties in the league!

by the federer express on Oct 6, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dwarf tossing"?!?

Apparently it’s a thing that exists. And, for one lawmaker, a thing worth preserving.

FLO-RIDA. Oh my

A Florida lawmaker has filed a bill that would repeal a state law prohibiting dwarf tossing in bars.

Rep. Ritch Workman of Melbourne filed House Bill 4063 on Monday.

“To me it’s an archaic kind of Big Brother law that says, ‘We don’t like that activity,’” Workman told the Florida Current. “Well, there is nothing immoral or illegal about that activity. All we really did by passing that law was take away some employment from some little people.”

The cringe-inducing activity was outlawed in 1989, when national controversy over dwarf tossing prompted the Legislature to ban it in bars for safety reasons, the Current reports.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

you didn’t know this? Along with doing a donkey punch and mutton busting, its on my bucket list.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 6, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, on an old WTF Im listening to just now, Ira Glass tells a funny story of getting plastered with Rachel Maddow and blacking out. He wakes up drunk the next morning reeking in vomit.

Then, he tells a stoy abot how his wife once got black out drunk and drunk dialed his cousin (PHIL!) at like 3 AM. Funny stuff.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck causes us to dial people when we’re in altered states…

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

boners, mostly

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you not drunk dial/drunk text?

Because I do it CONSTANTLY

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON’T I EVER GET ANY DRUNK TEXTS

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz ur asleep next to him…

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But have you ever drunk dialed the greatest composer of our time!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, AR Rahman wouldn’t pick up :(

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet? i used to… I don’t get dunk so much any more… except for last sunday when i drank the better part of a pitcher of strong margaritas.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a tendecy to drunk text a lot now. And they’re only 50% nonsense!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No – if I’ve been drinking, I rarely feel like talking to someone on the phone.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why drunk texting is great!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Wanna come over?”

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Where are my pants?”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dude, this isn’t Sapna. Stop texting me those photos”

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t people have more misspellings when they drunk text?

In many ways, every comment I leave here is a drunk text!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly, my spelling is pretty good when I’m drunk. I even capitalize and use punctuation!

Which means my texts of “Hey, what are you upto?” are more well-received than “sup bbygrl wher u t”

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the inner East Bay is about to get hit with very strong storms.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Definition, please
inner East Bay

does not compute.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what counts inner East Bay to you, BUT where I am, I am hearing thunder.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where you are. As in not like Hayward/Oakland/Fremont, more like Concord/WC/Livermore.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 6, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woudl have viewed that as outer east bay. And that Berkland corridor is inner east bay

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spazzy: inner as in inland
Twist: inner as inside the bay.

FIXED.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, what was wrong on the internet is now fixed. i can go to bed.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we all agree that Central East Bay would be the Richmond / Livermore / Antioch / Hayward / Milpitas area?

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inland East Bay Empire!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 6, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the Walnut Creek / San Mateo area?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

From outer space what’s the difference, Major Tom?

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m feeling very still…and i think my spaceship knows which way to go.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 6, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

my circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

therefore?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 6, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t hear you, ground control

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 6, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We know Major Tom’s a junkie.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, not fixed

People do not agree on the definition of “inner East Bay”.

FIXED is when there is a common agreement as to usage.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m at don’t care stage, thus fixed.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our cat also stopped caring when he was fixed.

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog still likes to lick himself and he’s fumbled

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed Clarified

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a map

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got owned by 20 mins of thunder, heavy rain, and haaaaaaaaaaaaail.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're down by 6 in the 2nd Q

But I have a good feeling about this one. I bet we win.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOO DON’T JINX US

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, whu?

It suddenly got all blue sky sunshine here in Sactown. It’s not fair! Y’all are getting weather and I’m not!

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by katster on Oct 6, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rain is nothing to celebrate, he wrote after 2 weeks of gloom, drizzle, and periodic downpours finally ended on Tuesday of this week in the national capital region.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf your post is when i LEFT sacto! it was miserable the entire drive there and back!

by Harsha on Oct 6, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salt & Peppar Pistachios

ARE GOOD, GO TO COSTCO AND GET SOME MORE FOR US PLZ NOM NOM NOM

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, they are fantastic

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEM'S THE NUTS

AND WE AGREE ON A MATTER OF PREFERENCE YAYAYAYAYAYAY

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In SF, at the farmer’s market at 50 Fremont (Mondays), they have tons of flavoured pistachios and they’re all really amazing. I feel like you’d enjoy them.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bet we would. Pistachios and cashews are the bestest.

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s has great lightly-salted cashews!

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another cubicle favorite.

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to not buy them, lest I put my face in a newly opened bag and only resurface when the bag is empty.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

neeeigh?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 7, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh

It is a little more than 3 hours before kickoff and I’m into my second beer.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

if you didn’t switch firms that beer could be scotch.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toosh

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LUCKY BASTARD.

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

bud light lime is nothing to be ashamed of.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

It’s Miller Lite

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll allow it.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus anothony miller time or something.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY GO DRINK TWO MORE

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I will.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont you have a job to be…..oh, right?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whotrollin the chat today?

Hurry 9 minutes left!

Thomas Trousersnake
Where do you seek Cal’s biggest advantage in this game?

Jonathan Okanes:
Probably their passing game, just because that is the strength of their offense at this point and it’s pretty clear they don’t have the advantages on defense. Oregon actually has had a pretty good pass defense so far but they haven’t faced a pair of receivers like Allen and Jones at the same time.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 6, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got an email about the upcoming 2012 SF Sketch Comedy Festival. Apparently any person can apply, although obviously the application requires references and DVDs etc etc etc. I noticed that if you want to apply, you have to send thea pplciationt ao an daddress in LA.

So, LA controls the SF Sketch Fest???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! RISHI IS MORE RIGHT THAN HE KNOWS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m laughing but it’s not really funny.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 6, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only problem i had with it is this

Obama added that if anyone could fill the void left by Jobs it would probably be himself, but said that at this point he honestly doesn’t have the slightest notion what he’s doing anymore.

That sentence is exactly one word too long.

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, cuz if you take out “anyone” the sentence doesn’t make any sense

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re saying you’d leave off the word “probably”? Gotcha.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I was referring to the last word “anymore”

by fiatlux on Oct 6, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy should be shot

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 7, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LESS THAN 3 HOURS TO GAMETIME, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANNA GO HOME

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANNA ANOTHER BEER!

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANNA PHOTO OF A GUY IN A FOOTBALL HELMET WITH ABLUE CAPE!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 6, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proposition

Anyone who buys this, instead gets slapped with the payment being redirected and donated to the University of California, Berkeley’s general fund!

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 6, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Its made out of meteorites.

by Shadwhand on Oct 6, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

Iridium is cheaper than Gold, according to google.

So why is the Iridum razer more expensive than the gold razer?

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Razor

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they used science?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 6, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you’re not drunk enough to spell correctly.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pure sapphire blades?
platinum screws?
monogrammed & limited edition for suckers?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 6, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sapphire… wow, I think real sapphire is more expensive than diamond.

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by Rishi on Oct 6, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

iridium is fucking awesome, that’s why.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just spent 5 minutes looking for a staple remover. I GOT IT!

YOU CAN RUN STAPLES, BUT YOU CANT HIDE! IM ON TO YOUR LITTLE GAMES!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

^^^why employers should drug test

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im clean, man!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means to make sure you are taking your meds….

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by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This….. is the problem.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Simpsons: CANCELLED!

Whether the stars take a salary cut or not, there won’t be many more new adventures in the town of Springfield.

Fox executives told The Wrap on Wednesday that even if the voice actors behind the iconic animated show “The Simpsons” take a massive pay cut, the show is no longer profitable as a first-run series and will end after next season. If the actors don’t agree to a cut, this season, the show’s 23rd, will be its final batch of new episodes.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. sads

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is what I don't understand

Why wouldn’t or couldn’t The Simpsons simply shop its show to the other networks?

Why does Fox get to say, “You’re done.”?

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by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prolly bc Fox owns the rights and wouldnt allow it. Although Scrubs changed networks, so I udno

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it depends on who owes the rights.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And those rights are worth BILLIONS

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad they didn’t do the same with Better Off Ted :(

by the federer express on Oct 6, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

too soon?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 7, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

WB I-580 closed in Oakland @ High St

http://www.insidebayarea.com/traffic/ci_19056444

WTF WE GOT FOOTBALL WATCHIN TO GET TO YOU LOUSY PUNKS GIVE YOURSELVES UP

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by zoonews on Oct 6, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing I’m taking BART to my alcoholism football watchin’!

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, and I’ll ask you not to ask again.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, really, just don’t know yet, but seems likely.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just really worry about the ice caps and our future.

by GoldenEsquire on Oct 6, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I KNOW RIGHT

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 6, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I want to know if I should Drink Coca-Cola during the game.

by GoldenEsquire on Oct 6, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s a-matter son, your LIVER broken?!

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by AndBears on Oct 6, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry I should have clarified, I wanted to know if I should just drink rum straight from the bottle or add a splash of Coca-Cola to it.

by GoldenEsquire on Oct 6, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

good good

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Atom

Since you don’t have a TV, how do you watch the game?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Prolly ESPN3

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a laptop? How can he stand that?

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he sits.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom! Cugel’d!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarify something for me...

If a person says something in the DBD in a way that is commonly associated with that person, do we then say “Boom! [name]’d!”

Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to reserve such an observation when someone else does it?

For instance, if I posted

Silly.
, then someone else might say,
Boom! Cugel’d!

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by FiatSlug on Oct 6, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Logic'd

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by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think in both situations it works. It works if somebody is impersonating somebody else as an “Aw, snap” and it works if the original person references themselves. Cugel is referencing himself.

Although in situatons where some person just “Aw snaps” somebody else, it works, too.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 6, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it works whoever does it. I’m accused of atoms-ing quite frequently.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you really watch games on a laptop?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desktop, technically. But yeah.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

…speaking of which, I better head home if I’m going to get back in time for kickoff.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to be late to your own viewing party?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 6, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes and no. I’ll be late, yes, but since I am the viewing party, I guess I’m taking the party with me wherever I go.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You done got trolled by the master

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom! Atoms’d!

by Harsha on Oct 6, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m planning on watching it on ESPN3 on my desktop at home at this point. It’s better than a laptop (I think my monitor is like 20-22" or so), but admittedly it’s not great. I’m hoping to get a TV next year.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Ventura hired as manager of the White Sox

First managerial gig at any level

The Rangers are not impressed with this hiring at all.

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 6, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Imma bet Nolan’s going to call down to Wash’s office to have the first White Sock drilled as soon as he digs in.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 6, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like Robin Ventura. Good for him, and good luck to him.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 6, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum being sued?
Allegedly destroyed apartment furnishings, perhaps in search of misplaced marijuana blend?

 SAN FRANCISCO (CN) – Star baseball pitcher Tim Lincecum smashed or stole everything in his apartment that wasn’t nailed down before moving out, his former landlord claims in county court.
     Homeowner Mindy Freile and her attorney did not return calls to verify whether they are suing the San Francisco Giants phenomenon who led the team to a 2010 World Series victory.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 6, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

In a sad turn, Mindy has found out she has filed papers against a cab driver who merely takes pictures with the fans

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 6, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Stubhub is trying to sell me Lakers/Warriors tix on November 2nd

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 6, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they offered at a heavy discount due to the uncertainty of the actual NBA season?

If so, you could potentially buy it now and, in the chance the lockout does get solved before then, flip it for a huge profit. Of course, if the lockout doesn’t end, then your tickets essentially expire worthless and…

Wait, why does this whole situation sound REALLY familiar?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 7, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

essentially expire worthless

Twist’s wedding night?

by Harsha on Oct 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

f-ing lawyers.

http://docs.google.com/gview?url=http://pajamasmedia.com/lifestyle/files/2011/10/McCain-Letter.pdf&pli=1

http://spectator.org/blog/2011/10/05/hating-free-speech-is-a-mccain

Of course, you also have no recourse against my client individually, as his actions were clearly a parody of your client, a well-known public political figure. This activity is protected by the First Amendment from state law suits, including false light invasion of privacy. See generally, Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988), which is of course directly on point here. …

    My client will not be bullied out of exercising his First Amendment right to make clear his belief that your client is a spoiled, brainless twit who is cheapening the political discourse in this country.

by j.lee on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

bullet points

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 7, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

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