DBD 10.31.11 Images of the Weekend
After pulling my eyes out for the better part of three hours on Saturday watching Kevin Prince run for a billion yards and watching Zach Maynard channel his inner Rich Campbell, I needed to feel empowered. So I decided to hijack 49er16's weekly "Images of the Weekend" post.
All images from http://30fps.mocksession.com/
What's a great way to celebrate a sack of Tim Tebow? How about Tebowing?
The sign police at ESPN College Game Day missed one.
Or, on second thought, maybe the sign police just took the day off.
Sad Hall of Famer. Maybe punching Robin Ventura would make him feel better.
Is that a Heisman pose? No, it's snot.
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Sunday foosball news
QB Allan Bridgford on his strengths, “I’m not the type of guy that’s going to lose a game for you.”
Tedford noncommittal on starting QB
Coach Jeff Tedford on his team’s QB situation heading into Saturday’s game against Washington State, “We’ll evaluate how the week goes with practice with both quarterbacks and take it from there.”
NT Aaron Tipoti is limping around the football facilities on crutches.
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Link?
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Those quotes are from the twitters. Gorcey and Okanes, I believe.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's some more context...not that it changes the interpretation of the quote
"I feel like I can make all the throws; smart; I feel like I can lead an offense up and down the field. I’m not the kind of guy who is going to lose a game for you. I can make some throws that will keep the chains moving. Most of all, it’s just understanding everything and having a feel for the game."
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
by Berkelium97 on Oct 30, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Lowered expectations!
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Facepalm
Cal football embarrasses itself at Ucla
Freshman safety Tevin McDonald made the first three interceptions of his college career, Derrick Coleman scored three touchdowns, and UCLA bounced back from one of its most embarrassing losses in years to beat California, 31-14, on Saturday at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif.
McDonald’s interceptions set up two touchdowns and a field goal for the Bruins (4-4, 3-2 Pac-12), who took the heat off much-maligned coach Rick Neuheisel, at least for the time being, with their most impressive performance of the season.
The Bruins scored 24 of their 31 points after turnovers in handing Cal (4-4, 1-4) its fourth loss in five games. The Bears committed five turnovers, four on interceptions thrown by Zach Maynard, who was 14 of 30 for 199 yards.
The Golden Bears held the lead 7-0 midway through the second quarter, after Isi Sofele scored on a 1-yard run in the first quarter. But the Bruins rattled off 17-straight points to hold a 17-7 lead at half.
If only that were the actual Calbears.com headline.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Just once in my life, I would like to go to a Cal road game and not lose.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
I wasn’t at 2009. I was at 2005 (the one where they close down the old STanford Stadium), but that was more of a home game, really.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
let’s not start this… it will be depressing…
by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I believe @Minn 09 and @WSU 10 were the only “true” road games I’ve seen a win at. And both went down to the wire against shitty teams
In other words, Go Bears!
Cal rugby can't even win anymore!
Bears go 3-3 in Rugby 7s event
The Golden Bears dropped a 26-17 decision to Saint Mary’s before defeating Santa Clara and University of San Diego at the California 7s Sunday on Pat Vincent Field.
“Saint Mary’s did a really good job with the organization of the event,” said head coach Jack Clark. “Because there are not too many rugby tournaments anymore, we tend to forget how much fun they are. This will be one of the positives to a full fall sevens season.”
California was captained on Sunday by freshman Andrew Battaglia, who played well in four starts during the tournament. The Bears also got strong play from fellow freshman Eakalafi Okusi as well as sophomores Jake Anderson, Paul Bosco, Hunter Frisinger and Max Shaulis as Cal exited the weekend with 28 tries scored, more than any other team in the competition.
In the Bears’ three losses at the California 7s, Cal matched San Diego State and Cal Poly with two and three tries in those respective contests, and notched three tries against four scored by the Gaels.
Did anything go right this weekend in Cal sports?
Please tell me one of the sides won at the basketball scrimmage today!
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The scrimmage was cancelled, bc nobody brought a basketball. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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“Pringled quietly to myself.” The term “Pringle” is CGB-speak for LOL. This is because one of Cal’s great early football players was named Charles “Lol” Pringle. He was a hero of the 1898 Big Game! Because of his nickname “Lol,” people started using “Pringle” to mean “Lol.” Here is the original post that got this all started.
I blame Twist.
Our memes are so ridiculously nerdy. Love it
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Yes, but this is about it
Water polo beat UC-Irvine 14-6
Four Golden Bears – seniors Zach Greenwood and Luka Saponjic, junior Marin Balarin and freshman Aleksa Saponjic – each scored two goals apiece as No. 4 Cal defeated No. 8 UC Irvine, 14-6, Sunday afternoon at Spieker Aquatics Complex. With the win, the Bears improved to 16-3 overall and 4-1 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation, and take another positive step in their attempt to qualify for the 2011 NCAA Tournament, Dec. 3-4 at Spieker Aquatics Complex.
Junior goalie Justin Parsons also had a stellar match for Cal, registering 13 saves, including blocking a five-meter penalty shot by the Anteaters’ Sam Figueroa, who led UC Irvine with three goals.
“It was a very good team effort for us today,” said Cal coach Kirk Everist. “I was very happy with our defensive and offensive energy.”
I love love LOVE that Tebow thing.
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Do you nee dan attorney/!??!
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More fail
No. 2 Cal volleyball gets swept at home by No. 4 USC
After dropping the first two sets to No. 4 USC, the No. 2 California volleyball team returned to form in set three, but could not mount a big enough comeback. The Golden Bears lost 25-15, 25-17, 25-22 to the Trojans on Saturday night at Haas Pavilion.
Cal drops only its second match of the season at home, falling to 21-4 overall and 11-4 in the Pac-12. USC improves to 18-4 and 13-2 in conference action.
USC out hit the Bears (.319-.147) and out blocked them (9-5) en route to the sweep. With a new season high in kills, Shannon Hawari led the Bears with 14 (4e, 23att), hitting a match-high .435. Elly Barrett dished out 30 assists. Tarah Murrey tallied nine kills for as many points. Both Murrey and Robin Rostratter paced the Bears with 10 digs apiece.
The Bears also lost on Friday
In one of the week’s top match-ups in all of collegiate volleyball, the No. 2 Golden Bears fell to their baby sister ursine in No. 6 UCLA for the second time this season, 3-1, at Haas Pavilion on Friday night. The Bruins posted the 25-17, 20-25, 25-17, 25-16 win over California, sweeping the 2011 series with the Bears.
Suffering its first loss of the year at Haas Pavilion, Cal drops to 21-3 overall and 11-3 in the Pac-12 while UCLA improves to 19-3 and 12-2 in conference play.
“We have no one to blame but ourselves,” Cal head coach Rich Feller said. “When the passing was good, the setting and hitting wasn’t. Overall, we fell well below expectations. We’ll see how we bounce back.” [ed. note: not well]
The Bears have a short time to recover from the setback for they face No. 2 USC at 7 p.m. on Saturday evening. No. 5 Stanford tallied an upset sweep of the Trojans on Friday night in Palo Alto. Feller noted that the Bears and coaches will examine the effectiveness of their goal setting prior to Saturday’s match.
Kiffy photos remind me...
Last night after the official review at the end of the game (USC was challenging the call on the field that time had run out in regulation), Kiffin came onto the field and appeared to continue pleading his case. At this point I said, “Lane, you lost.”
Not two seconds go by and Brent Musberger says, “Lane, you lost the challenge.”
My youngest and I turn toward each other and bust up.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
That’s more douche face than derp face.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine my disappointment this weekend in LA upon discovering that some Cal alumni hated U$C more than furd…
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Also, they seemed to believe that stanfurd is just a better program than us and act as if they have been for quite some time.
Not sure if it’s selective memories or what.
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Now those are idiots
Even if it were true, you simply don’t admit it. Always support California over EVERYONE.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
No, they're of a different era
Some of us were raised with the idea that hating Stanf*rd was an annual thing; during Big Game Week to be exact. But hating U$C is year-round.
Some of us still subscribe to that notion.
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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
It’s exactly the opposite for me.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
This was discussed Saturday night at our hotel too. We decided that although uncomfortable, rooting for the furd hoping for U$C to lose that game was the right thing to do. 1) furd will go back to mediocrity after the luck is gone 2) Schaudenfreude (sp?) for $C fans is much sweeter as they a) actually have fans, and b) they are all douchy and watching them file out of the coliseum in disbelief after getting their hopes up is pure delicious goodness
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s balanced out by the prospect of ’furd being a BCS team. Again.
If this were 5 years ago and it was just a random ‘furd team beating a powerhouse USC team, I’d probably not care either way and enjoy the USC fans’ despair. But USC is going nowhere and ’Furd has everything to play for, so you must root against ’Furd.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I totally agree with you, but I want the furd to lose to all the other Pac-12 teams they play, esp us
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
My ideal scenario would be for furd to win out, except for a crushing defeat to us, and thus killing their BCS hopes. However, seeing how very unrealistic that is, I will root for everyone but them.
by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Ideally in that situation, we would be winning out as well.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Ideally, we would… Damn it! UCLA just picked us off again.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
If Furd were to win out except for a crushing defeat to us, they would go to the Rose Bowl. This is what I call a losing scenario. Please adjust your scenario to be something that would make us HAPPY.
Well, I assumed he meant until furd played us.
Then they’d obviously lose to ASU in the Pac-12 Championship Game.
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If ’furd lost to Oregon, who lost to ASU, then 10-2 ASU would go to the Rose Bowl over 11-1 Stanfurd, right?
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, that will be my preferred outcome at this point.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
My dream Cal football scenario: We invent time travel, go back to the beginning of the season, and win every game.
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stupid Chinese people ruined that scenario for eveybody.
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
proving that time travel does not exist?!? Dreamcrusher!
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What about with all thsoe suspenders? They keep USC from going down!
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I blame the anti-LA propaganda machine.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That only goes to show the power of the propaganda machine!
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
there’s a divide. some of us hate southern cal more than the furd.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
…and those some of you are wrong :)
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
As I pointed out above, these are folks who live in LA and love LA. So it’s not an anti-SoCal thing going on
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
eh
I’ve never believed that’s the imperative, we just have to beat them, not root for them to lose to everyone else.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
My two favorite teams
1. Cal
2. Whoever’s playing ’Stanfurd
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
4. San Francisco Giants
WE ARE ZOONEWS
by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I could entertain a single young lady from the South…
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It depends.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It would depend on if she knew about it :)
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was rooting for them against Texas that one year for the MNC. Of course they lost that one too. What a waste.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I was in a bar in Wilmington, Delaware rooting for them. After they loss with the Texas people gloating I was reduced to “I wasn’t really rooting for them, just against Mack Brown” It was pathetic no matter what way I sliced it.
I was at a bar in Washington, DC rooting for them. I left right after the game because Texas people gloating is one of the worst things I can possibly imagine.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
You rooted for cyanide over firing squad, bully for you. We rooted for an errant satellite.
WE ARE ZOONEWS
by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Haha I like this response
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Did Cal complete all 3 phases of CharDee McDennis?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
THE GAME OF GAMES!

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Whose coverage? Their Coverage!
Y u double cover?
Allen saw two defenders on him for most of the game — including safety help on top — though Tedford denied that he was technically double covered.
“They didn’t spend most of the game doubling Keenan,” Tedford said. “They didn’t spend the entire game doubling Keenan. Keenan was — they ran the regular zone stuff, they didn’t double Keenan.”
Maynard, however, felt differently.
“They did a great job double-coveraging our star receivers,” Maynard said. “They did a great job. I had to make a lot of check-downs, I had to run a lot, I feel like, and they put a lot of pressure on me. Their D-line is great, athletic, they get to the ball fast and they basically did a great job today, as a defense.”
Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
We have 2 star receivers. If you double cover them, doesnt that mean they are rushing like 1?
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Even worse, they had Tevin McDonald double-covered too.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The 49ers won again
Despite having a crappy 2nd half on offense
Well, that one certainly wasn’t pretty. The San Francisco 49ers overcame a hideous offensive showing in the second half, holding on to defeat the Cleveland Browns 20-10 and improve to 6-1. While it was an ugly win that raises some question marks about aspects of the offense, the 49ers now stand four games up on the Seattle Seahawks after only seven games. They cannot sit back on the accomplishments to date but they have put themselves in an excellent position moving forward.
The 49ers got off to a hot start in the first quarter, jumping on top 10-0 in the first quarter. The 49ers dominated the Browns for much of the first half, running at will and having their way with the Browns offense. Frank Gore put up 103 yards in the first half and passed Roger Craig early in the second half to take over the second position on the 49ers all-time rushing leaderboard. For most of the first half, Gore had no problem gashing the Browns.
The passing game on the other hand was a bit all over the place. The 49ers had success on some Braylon Edwards slant patterns and I am a bit surprised we did not see more of that. Edwards is too big and physical for a lot of cornerbacks, which is perfect for that kind of route. The 49ers have had quite a few games where we will see something work really will and then the team seems to move away from it. I’m sure somebody out there can explain this better than I can.
by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
some neat playcalling in the first half…staley and soap caught passes, and they lined up 2 OL outside of the RT on a goalline play that gave Gore a TD.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Agreed. Offense really bogged down in the 2nd half. Not sure why. D looked pretty good all game long
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Frank Gore made history in the game
He’s now the 2nd leading rusher in Niners history
In putting together another 125+ yard performance, Frank Gore continued his strong run of performances over the last five weeks. After a slow start due, Gore has been a workhorse in recent weeks. He has rushed for 125+ yards in four straight games, while also adding in a touchdown in each of the four games. This marked the first time in Gore’s career that he has rushed for a touchdown in four straight games.
More important in the “big picture” is that Frank Gore passed Roger Craig to take over the number two spot on the 49ers career rushing list. Gore now trails only Joe Perry for first place all time. Perry’s 7,344 yards is the franchise’s NFL record. Perry has 8,689 rushing yards for the 49ers if you add in their old AAFC days. Given those numbers, Gore’s 7,089 yards now trails Perry’s NFL franchise total by 255 yards. Gore would likely break the record against either the New York Giants in week ten or the Arizona Cardinals in week eleven. He needs exactly 1,600 more yards to pass Perry’s overall franchise record. If he can keep up his current pace, he would be able to set the overall record in the latter half of 2012.
I dont think you need the irl moniker unless Gore and Craig are frequenting NinersNation a lot!
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Is he in the Major League Baseball Hall Of Fame?
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My dad had a great line on Matt Barkley today
“His smirk just screams that he was raised in Orange County in a upper middle class home thus making him the perfect student for the University of Spoiled Children.”
Also is it just me or does the Furd have way more douchy looking white guys than any other BCS school?
In other words, Go Bears!
This prolly isnt the best time to reiterate how dearly I want(ed) to join that band, is it?
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No, prolly not, but don’t let us keep you from trying. I don’t think you have to have any university affiliation to be part of the Stanfurd Banned. They’ll take anyone.
I’m anyone!
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CARP DEUM!
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More like Douché, amirite??
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My iPod is chocolate?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Women's soccer lost at Oregon State
I would have said they were licked by the Beavers, but that would’ve been crude
The No. 22 California women’s soccer team’s tour of the Beaver State ended on a sour note – with a 3-0 loss to Oregon State on Sunday afternoon. The Beavers scored once in the first half and tallied two goals in the second for the key conference victory.
With the loss, Cal drops to 12-5-2 overall and 5-3-2 in the Pac-12 while OSU improves to 13-5-1 and 7-3-0 in conference play. Coming into the weekend, Cal was fourth in the Pac-12 while OSU was in second, behind first-place Stanford.
On the bright side, Cal got a split of the road trip
Bears beat Oregon on Friday
Sophomore Kaitlyn Fitzpatrick recorded her first career hat trick with three goals and an assist to lead the No. 22 California women’s soccer team to a 4-0 rout of Oregon Friday night at Pape Field in Eugene, Ore.
Junior Lauren Battung added a score for the Golden Bears, who improved to 12-4-2 overall and 5-2-2 in the Pac-12 Conference. The Ducks fell to 8-8-2 overall and 3-5-1 in the league with the loss.
“Tonight was a very good all-around team performance,” Cal head coach Neil McGuire said. “We received great goals from Kaitlyn Fitzpatrick and Lauren Battung to lift us past a hard-working and well-coached Oregon team.”
Fitzpatrick, who netted her first career goal against Oregon as a freshman last season, scored goals in the eighth, 52nd and 70th minute, while assisting on Battung’s score in the 58th minute.
Joe Staley hearts Avi:
Check out my first down celebration http://sbn.to/ugaThF
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Really good throws by Alex Smith on both of those plays, dropped it in nice and soft.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
This begs the question… what the hell has Harbaugh done with Alex Smith?
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sigh…he’s a pretty good coach isn’t he?
I vomited in my mouth a little while admitting that.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
eh
Just asked him not to do too much, the o-line has been improving (two first round o-line picks will do that for you), we have better possession wide outs now (it’s not all VD); Gore is healthy and the real star of the show.
It’s a very minimalist success, but I’ll take it.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
But something mentally is different about Alex Smith. I don’t know how to explain it.
Let me review the game tape.
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Men's tennis competes at the Saint Mary's tournament
It didn’t go particularly well
The California men’s tennis team faced tough competition on the second day of the 2011 Saint Mary’s Gael Classic on the courts of the Timothy Korth Tennis Complex. The Golden Bears fell in singles quarterfinal and final matches, and were forced to withdraw from other matches due to injuries.
In the Red Flight singles quarterfinal, top-seeded junior Riki McLachlan won his first set, 7-5, over Nico Vinel of Santa Clara, but was edged in tiebreakers, 8-6, in the second set, and 7-3 in the third set.
Freshman Andrew Pises was defeated in the blue singles final by Will Martin of Saint Mary’s College as he withdrew following a 6-4, 1-0 result.
Senior Tommie Murphy dropped his singles consolation match to Michael Hui of UCLA, 6-2, 6-1. Murphy and freshman Andrew Scholnick were scheduled to play a doubles consolation match, but withdrew from the tournament.
Ohio!
I wonder of Ohio leads the nation in this kind of thing
Less than 24 hours after Cincinnati-area teacher Stacy Schuler was convicted on 16 counts of sexual battery, another Ohio teacher was indicted on similar charges. Schuler plead not guilty by reason of insanity when charged with having sex with students. Lancaster, Ohio, teacher Brian Barr was indicted Friday on three counts of unlawful sexual conduct with a 13-year-old female student. A total of 19 Ohio teachers preceded Barr into the courtroom on charges relating to sexual misconduct with students this year.
Brian Barr — Lancaster
The 26-year-old Thomas Ewing Junior High School teacher and football coach was indicted for unlawful sex acts with a 13-year-old student. Law enforcement officers arrested Barr at the girl’s home last week after a tip from the girl’s father. He alerted police that he believed the young teenager was having sex with an older man. Barr was in his third year of teaching in the district and has been placed on paid leave pending the outcome of the trial. Barr plead not guilty and remains in Fairfield County Jail due to an inability to raise enough money to post the $50,000 bond.
Stacy Schuler — Cincinnati
Schuler was convicted Thursday on 16 felony counts of sexual battery. The Mason High School gym teacher and athletic trainer unsuccessfully plead insanity in her bench trail [sic]. Defense attorneys claim a mixture of the prescription drug Zoloft and alcohol Schuler provided when entertaining a series of five male students in her home rendered her unable to comprehend the nature of her actions of give consent for sexual intercourse. She was sentenced to a four-year prison sentence with the possibility of early judicial release, but must register as a sexual offender the rest of her life.
I’m pretty sure Ohio leads the nation in all sorts of disturbing things. It shares a lot of the cultural sensibilities of its neighbors Kentucky, Indiana, and West Virginia, but has the population of all three of those combined.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So many un z-ed comments! Those comments will forever go unread. Alone. So alone!
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It’s okay, I read them.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE THE HERO CGB DESERVES!
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Yay. Or rather, where’s my gold star for doing the same thing?
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Heres a golden bear
Will you accept that?

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I will send a safety as my representative to accept that pass, thank you!
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Didnt we win that game?
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Was it 2003? Or one of late 80s – early 00s shellackings?
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2003
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Triple overtime just isn’t SC’s thing, apparently.
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you sock
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I remembered to cover up all the kinky porn, but I knew I forgot something!
by TheScientist019 on Oct 30, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We saw your links to Cyberbears.com, dont worry!
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Why do you hat Diwali???
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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
True or false: Every holiday looks better with a nice hat?
Excuse me for trying to keep things classy!
by TheScientist019 on Oct 30, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats a fairly dead meme, so I wouldnt worry too much about it.
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Ugh, 2009 called and wants its meme back
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You actually hit your instagram filter, so all your posts come in very sepia toned
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I spend months getting pumped up for Basketball season...
And it turns out I have an MCB midterm from 6-8 pm this Tuesday. Save a seat standing spot for me, GeoFreak, FrankCohen, etc….
Will do
Although I have an IM basketball game at 8:15 (fucking lame timing), so I’ll be at Haas like an hour before the game and will stay till around 7:55ish, at which time I will head over to the RSF. Then I’ll come straight back to Haas at around 9.
*Insert something witty here*. Oh, and Stanfurd Sucks.
Look at this fucking love connection!
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Millionare Matchmaker 2! Thats me!
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One tiny p[ositive from the game Saturday...
Was that Miller finally got some decent looks and made a few plays. He managed to.. oh shit! Maynard just threw another pick!
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There was also an odd play where Maynard threw at Miller. Miller ran the wrong way or wasnt looking or Maynard overthrew him or something and it was picked.
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that was a stupendously awful pass to throw. Maynard came under and pressure and lobbed it in Miller’s general direction. Miller had no idea the ball was coming, especially on that trajectory so kept running his route while the safety just camped under it for the easy pick.
For that pass alone, Maynard would’ve been executed in my Totalitarian regime, much less for the other 2 horrific picks he threw. The 4th pick, I couldn’t tell if its was a bad pass, poor route, whatever. I was so disgusted I screamed “FUCK YOU” at the TV and turned it off so didn’t see any replays.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Its a Starkeytatorship! Im moving to Canada!
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Don’t worry Twist, you’re safe from execution…so long as you toe the party line. Joe Starkey? Not so much.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
What shouold I bring to this line party?
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Maybe, but he’s running his route and the ball is not suppose to be there. I thought the same thing at first, but that’s not fair to Miller.
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but it is a live football game as opposed to practice, where things change dynamically and other inputs are at play, so maybe a little awareness of what’s going on around him would have been in order…
As you can tell, this game has annoyed me more than just about any game I can think of.
I’m kind of on the fence here…while running routes, I’m not sure I can always expect my receiver to keep looking back for the ball. I guess it comes with timing & chemistry between QB & receiver to know each others tendency
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i think a little blame has to go to miller. without seeing the play (missed the game again, sigh…), if miller senses pressure before the snap, he should expect to break his route off
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you’re probably right that Miller should get some of the blame. I wonder who was the hot receiver on that play (if there was one).
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I don’t think so. If Miller wasn’t the hot receiver, he runs his route per normal and Maynard just didn’t put it where he should have.
You need to watch the play to understand just how stupid of a pass it was.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
right. sure, the pressure was coming, but that’s why the best QBs either take the sack or throw the ball away to live another day. It’s clear he can get overwhelmed, so are the coaches simplifying Maynard’s tasks/prep for each game?
I know we’ve heard it before: Tedford’s plays/gameplans are way too complex. If there’s some truth to that, then he’s got a serious flaw if he is unwilling to simplify it.
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but it is a live football game as opposed to practice, where things change dynamically and other inputs are at play, so maybe a little awareness of what’s going on around him would have been in order…
As you can tell, my pants are on fire.
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This. The team HAS to be more heads-up on offense.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
As much as I hate to acknowledge it, it seems as though there has been little or no improvement for Maynard’s accuracy from his Buffalo days under the tutelage of Tedford. IIRC Maynard threw as many touchdowns as interceptions at Buffalo. Are we there yet?
It seems to me that we either need to give Maynard the freedom to revert to his sandlot football style (as seen in the Fresno State game) or get Bridgford in there as a “system guy” who can fulfill his role (managing the offense and throwing accurate passes) in JT’s offensive system.
However, it all starts with the big uglies and they have to perform better if we want to see any improvement at all. BTW – watched a little of Washington State last weekend – they played Oregon tough for over 1/2 the game….. this week is not a guaranteed win by any means.
Miller looked AWFULLY cavalier on that play though.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
He never saw it until too late. I agree that if your a receiver, and a defender is jumping your route, you have to fight to make sure the defender doesn’t catch it – but he never got to that point. This one’s 100% on Maynard in my mind.
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A lot of Miller’s route running is not particularly crisp. He didn’t even notice there was an interception. You can see him realize it after like two seconds of “Huhhhhhh?”
…and even when he saw the situation I don’t believe he actually chased after the guy to tackle him. He just watched.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
So I did this last night...

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 7:02 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Serious carving business – did you do that with just a knife or was specialist equipment involved?
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I bought a $5 pumpkin carving kit, if that counts as “specialist equipment”
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yes, yes it does!
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Woah, Mr. 1%!
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How long did it take for your special Pumpkin Butler to finish the job????
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If someday, my dreams come true and I make it into that upper echelon and can afford a butler, etc….
I still want to carve my own pumpkins and decorate my own Christmas tree.
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True, it isn’t Christmas unless you decorate your own tree.
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Which is why I will steadfastly refuse to purchase a pre-lit tree, no matter how attractive Skymall makes them look.
Plus, I kinda like putting up the tacky ornaments I made in second grade!
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Is that the front door to your house???? What, are you a 46 year old father of three, with a stay at home wife, living in the 1950s? Is that photo colorized because you live in black and white?
Trendier front door
see, it doesn’t look like what I would imagine Rishi’s front door and porch would like… not that of an urbane finance hipster…


I don’t know that Rishi is a ‘hipster,’ or perhaps you are using that word differently.
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agreed
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha I think that is his childhood home, yo.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I lol’d
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
He was cut in preseason last year
And arrested for assault on his GF last January.
I don’t know what happened with the case.
the nyancat ipod touch game has been very useful at wasting my time
by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yep, you basically jump on platforms and collect milk and desserts. worst/best game ever
by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Sum up the UCLA game in one sentence
Here’s my start. Potential themes here…
Nickname for this performance: The Prince and the Paupers
We were defending the run not to show up.
If our run defense was a 1990s movie it would be played by Alicia Silverstone as a spoiled Beverley Hills teenager.
We defended Prince like we were the Queen of England, except she would have made a tackle or two.
We were the Morris Day of the Rose Bowl.
Wellington Mara just rolled over.
Beauty And The Beast, where I’m the beauty and Cal football is the beast.
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Kevin Prince is such a dreamy Gascon
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Neuheisel: “So boys, I’ve been thinking…”
All: "A dangerous past time!
Neuheisel: “I know. But those Cal guys don’t seem to be guarding…
…The Quarterback. How. Can. It. Be. Soooo!??!?!”
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But it perfectly matched the beat and rhyming structure of the Gascon song from Beauty and the Beast!
/guess what the girls have been watching and re-watching and re-watching…
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I love Beauty and the Beast! One of my all-time fave Disney pictures!
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no, it’s because lion king, the aladdins, mulan, etc are just way better movies
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My top 3 from childhood:
Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
The rest were good/average, IMO. I still remember the lyrics to most of the Lion King and Aladdin songs.
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Yeah, that’s pretty much the same as my top 3. Then you have Little Mermaid, and the rest are a tier lower.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
1. Aladdin
2. Lion King
3. Little Mermaid
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
This is nearly the correct ranking. Little Mermaid is better than Beauty and the Beast. But Lion King is better than Alladin.
You’re not a little brown boy growing up in America, so I’m just going to say, I like Aladdin better, and let’s leave it at that.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
But what if we are going to dress up as a little brown boy for trick-or-treating tonight? Can we like Little Mermaid better then?
WE ARE ZOONEWS
You can like whatever you like.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
believe it or not that’s a studio audience in most cases. they just FORCE you to laugh or you dont get to watch charlie sheen mess up his lines and swear any more.
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They have a studio audience but then they punch it up with a magic box or else everything would sound more like The Soup.
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Unwell mistakings of the grammars?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is quite an interesting statement atoms (no sarcasm), insofar as you grew up in SoCal.
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I don’t get it.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
People from NorCal like Aladdin; people from SoCal like Little Mermaid.
It’s one of those things.
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In SoCal we call it The Little Mermaid.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
It’s interesting that you had that experience and reaction to Aladdin, even though you grew up in an area full of brown people.
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Oh, that’s what you meant. Growing up though, you barely ever even saw brown folks in the media, let alone as the central character or anything. There was no Outsourced. No Tom Haverford or Abed-style character on Thursday night sitcoms. The closest thing I can think of was Tony Shalhoub playing the taxi driver on Wings. So, to have a sweet Disney animated feature with a hero who looked sorta like me was a major novelty. And of course it didn’t hurt that it’s an incredibly entertaining film.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahah you got me, I’m actually a withered, emaciated, 7-foot-tall old wizard.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
(I’m referring to the fact that Aladdin has very caucasian characteristics while Jafar is unmistakably “Arab looking”)
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Well, I’m caucasian, not an Arab… Aladdin is dark-haired and tan, so… close enough!
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
never played?
it’s actually a good rpg combining squaresoft characters and disney ones.
you take standard square character and go to a bunch of worlds based on disney characters.
Holy shit thatsa wesome. I love Square!
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Lion King, sure. Aladdin, maybe (AladdinS, though? Come on). Mulan, no way.
Seriously, there’s a reason Beauty and the Beast was nominated for an Oscar. It’s an amazing movie.
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i was a bigger aladdin than most. hell, when else do brown people get to be the good guys?!
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I liked it because when else does Disney throw Chinese people a bone?
Plus, once I had a daughter, watching makes my allergies flare up.
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Clancy P: This is what you give me to work with?
Well honey, I’ve seen worse
We’re gonna turn this sow’s ear
Into a silk purse!
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
The other thing to remember is that all the recent Pixar pictures are also Disney. So Toy Story 3, Wall-E, and Up all qualify.
This is true, but I feel like “Disney movie” tends to refer more specifically to their standard animated movies.
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yes, with subliminal penises and all
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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Why am I expecting Redonk to chop that out and place it in the Prince’s pelvis area….
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wut if mermaid and prince both has one?
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They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
TEACH ME TO READ
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Get rid of Tedford AND Clancy P
Fire Tedford because he has topped. His answers over the weekend for why the team played so poorly show an amazing incompetence. He is lost.
However if Tedford stays then Clancy goes. When their backup QB runs for almost 200 yards and ends up playing like Kapernick I say Clancy needs to go. Granted the offense was pathetic but the defense just plain stunk up the place.
This shows me a team playing with no intelligence. Hell at least Gregory would have made some kind of adjustment. Our DC made things look worse in the second half. That was truly pathetic.
When you bring a guy in from the NFL who sees virtually the same offense from week to week it is extremely challenging for them when they coach in the college game. Every week an opposing team may bring a different offense and some are extremely tricky. Clancy doesn’t understand the college game. He is learning on the fly and probably needs to depend upon his LB and secondary coaches for understanding. Is that the kind of DC we need?
He made the Colorado QB and WR look like all world but neither one of them have played that well since.
This will only get worse with Tedford’s head in his @ss and Clancy coaching without one.
I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
from your favorite poster
This is why Maynard is starting… KA21 thinks it was a down game for his sandlot brother.
Second game in three where he has had 4+ turnovers. There is no bandwagon. Only a fool would think there would be.
BTW, before I replied, I remembered that KA said this in public. Not second hand from some guy at Boston Market… This is from the horses twitter.
Also, Tedford needs to put a stop to these guys discussing team sh*t on twitter.
I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I think thats more than 1 sentence
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More like The Prince and the Poopers.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
LA Trip Thoughts!
So I thought I’d quickly recap my thoughts from this weekend’s trip:
1) I was a little underwhelmed when I first walked into the Rose Bowl at 4 pm. But by the time the sun set, I was sufficiently whelmed.
2) The tailgating scene at fUCLA, and, well, most other schools, seems to beat ours.
3) I cannot live in LA. The overreliance on driving everywhere is not my thing. But, most importantly, the importance of apperances in the LA culture is just not something I want to deal with. And by appearances, I don’t mean looks; I mean people trying ot show off their money, etc. Just the way people think down there is very different.
4) Cookie Monster is the best costume ever.
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i was gonna be cookie monster too! but then i was sick and fell asleep =/
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Really? I joked that the game made me physically ill, but it actually did not.
I was at a bar on Sat night and a British man dressed as Carl from ATHF asked me to say hi to the birthday girl at his table. This resulted in me singing “C is for Cookie” to the whole table. Good times :)
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well not actually sick… maybe TMI but basically my thyroid doesn’t work, so i take pills to replace that. i ran out of pills and was out of town for 2 weeks, hence not taking my pills for nearly 3 weeks. which means i’ve been tired as hell and had a headache for nearly 3 weeks =/
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"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
my guess: fightfightfight
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
suuure
you just wanted to rub it in with that super mario Bruin avatar!
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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Why not make a new one?
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Please dont make it KevinPrinceFakeHandoff
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Also
Ran into Spazzy McGee and Yes We Cannon at the game. Was quite interesting!
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Nice to meet you.
Just before I talked to you I had a lulz experience. I went to the bathroom, washed my hands, dried them on a paper towel, then did my best impression of Zach Maynard and tossed the towel towards a trashcan, missed by oh, about a yard, and hit a guy in the leg. He saw, looked up, and gave me a look that said “you already know what a total and complete dumbfuck you are, so I’m just going to give you this look. *look *.” I sheepishly picked up the towel, apologized, and left.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I sheepishly picked up the towel, apologized, and left.
Spot on Maynard impression!
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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
If the guy was running a screen route I’d have swapped in Riley
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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Maynard impression would be, you were trying to throw it to the trashcan, but you overthrew it by 5 yards and it landed in the sink instead.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
The (Cal) frat RV row was pretty cool, I didn’t know that things like that existed. Lots of alums at the alumni tailgate also. In fact, a lot of Cal fans at the game! Way to represent!
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Way to go out on top
Tony La Russa retired as manager of the St. Louis Cardinals on Monday, three days after winning a dramatic, seven-game World Series against the Texas Rangers.
“I think this just feels like it’s time to end it,” the 67-year-old La Russa said at a news conference at Busch Stadium.
The World Series win over Texas was the third of La Russa’s 33-year career. The manager guided the Cardinals to the championship despite being 10½ games behind Atlanta on Aug. 25 for the final playoff spot in the National League.
La Russa retires third on the all-time wins list, 35 behind second-place John McGraw. In addition to this season, he won championships in Oakland in 1989 and St. Louis in 2006.
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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Smart move say I, it can only be downhill from here on out.
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Did anyone see this tweet from Cameron Jordan?
cameron jordan
@camjordan94 cameron jordan
I’ll always B a golden bear but 4int? Did Nate longshore come back?
29 Oct via Echofon Unfavorite Retweet Reply
I don’t think it’s the classiest thing to tweet… matter of fact it’s plain classless…
But I think it’s unintentionally a pretty interesting look at what can happen to the psyche of a team when the QB doesn’t get it done. You have to wonder how this affects players. It’s been a few years for Cam and he’s still upset.
I thought the Nate Longshore special was playing well for three quarters
THEN throwing the picks in the 4th Quarter.
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Fun fact
Nate Longshore never threw 4 INTs in a game. His career high was 3, which he did twice — at Ucla in 2007 and at Arizona in 2006, two of our most faceplantiest losses of all time.
DeSean just stepped on another sideline!
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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
My show stopper is usually the Pat Barnes fumble at the 1 yard line when we were going in for victory at WSU in ’96. That one kills ’em!
Do you get drinks thrown in your face a lot?
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Cam Jordan does not represent the average football player. He’s fucking hilarious.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
relax.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
“RELAX!!!”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
don’t do it, when you want to go to it
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, frankie.
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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
A Sister’s Eulogy for Steve Jobs
I didn’t know much about computers. I still worked on a manual Olivetti typewriter.
I told Steve I’d recently considered my first purchase of a computer: something called the Cromemco.
Steve told me it was a good thing I’d waited. He said he was making something that was going to be insanely beautiful.
I want to tell you a few things I learned from Steve, during three distinct periods, over the 27 years I knew him. They’re not periods of years, but of states of being. His full life. His illness. His dying.
Steve worked at what he loved. He worked really hard. Every day.
That’s incredibly simple, but true.
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Does anybody watch the show "Pan Am"?
They had scenes set in the Cal campus in the last episode. One character, Maggie, worked in the registrar’s office (looked kinda like Doe Library to me). She ended up sitting in on classes (probably a set), and getting into trouble when she actually takes the final exam. She wears a cute yellow cardigan with a blue block C in one scene (basically the girl version of Oski’s outfit).
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 9:50 AM PDT reply actions
I haven’t seen it yet, but now I’m excited. Surprisingly fun show!
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
My wife watches it and I did see those. Its astupid show otherwise, tho
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Nooooo
The girl who is a secret spy is awesome and hot. So is the French stewardess.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU'RE A STUPID SHOW
You’re like Jim Carrey’s character in The Truman Show. I think his name was The Mask.
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
his name was fletcher reed, dummy
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Fletcher “The Riddler” Reed tbc
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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
my bad
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
hottttttttttttt
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
so that’s what cal would look like without asians…
and i’d wear the guy’s c sweater.
by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OhioBear in 3 .. 2… 1 …. to tell us that that font on “University of California Berkeley” wasn’t used until 1968.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
Serious question for board
two of my best friends are husband / wife (mid 60s / early 50s). I shared something / asked for advice from husband… not with wife. Now wife is pissed because she thinks we’re keeping secrets. I wouldn’t have minded telling her in a different manner, but it’s really none of her business and I don’t like being forced into doing something and I don’t think she’s “entitled” to know it. But I don’t want this to be an annoying issue for them either.
Seriously, are husbands / wives obligated to share everything like this with each other?
What to do?
Serious, no they don’t share everything, is this business related or personal?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
personal. wife and i were friends first (for about 20 years) and husband and i Have been friends for about 10 years. They are both awesome people but the wife can get a little controlling and spun up. so just not something I wanted to discuss with her, though there’s no reason I can’t… but now I’m just annoyed… i can’t stand the middle aged woman martyr pressure tactic, if you know what i mean.
middle aged woman martyr pressure tactic
i honestly have no clue what you mean.
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she is not young…nor is she old.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
nor is she a man.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i have found that women of a certain age, take on a sort of martyr syndrome. As part of that they try and guilt you to getting what they want.
And WOW did I just open a potential can of worms. I may ask the mods to delete this post…
uh ohs…
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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
dude, women of all ages do this.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, me.
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It’s not like the misogynist among you are going to listen to anything I have to say on this subject.
I blame Twist.
CalBears81, if you bothered to read Rishi: Secret Diaries of a Love Assassin you would know this to be true.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmmm, ahhhh, marketing FAIL. Let me talk to my people, I’ll see what I can do.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think he’ll listen to anything I say?
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Will you?
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Fire Starkey’s mother agrees
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
How did she know about it in the first place?
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
dont be friends with ’em any more
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
FWIW – Two responses
1) Apparently this person has learned that punitive anger/ threat of emotional consequences (read withdrawal of affection) are powerful weapons in achieving her goals (this is generally true BTW), and apparently feels threatened ( with regard to you, or by her husband??) by her exclusion from the information to the point where the “big guns” are required.
A) Nature of the threat? Either Loss of Control related to lack of access to information she perceives as valuable; or, perceived loss of support from you – within the husband-wife-fiatlux relationship
2) Why can’t you tell her to get the information from her husband if she really thinks needs it?
2) That would be unfair to him. I don’t want to put him in an awkward position of then having to betray my trust.
I’ll just tell her because it really doesn’t matter that much and in the end of the day I value both their friendship… but i’ll be annoyed about. But that too will pass.
Uh no, there is no obligation to share, especially if you’ve asked that person to keep it quiet for whatever reason.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
In my experience, many husbands & wives assume “don’t tell anyone” does not include their spouse, who they view as just an extension of themselves when it comes to information. I always preface conversations with my married friends with “you can’t tell anyone, even jim/janie, is that OK? Because if not, we’re not going to talk about it.”
One thing that makes this situation awkward is that you were her friend first. She probably still views you as “her” friend rather than “theirs.”
I tell my wife everything. I even read every single DBD comment to her at night to bring her up to date on my day. I ttakes 4 houors every night.
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She must never tire of hearing how lame you are.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Shes concerned about you
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That’s awfully sweet, but I’m in fine health.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, good outcome
Scootie was right… she felt betrayed that i had gone to hubby… we ranted for a few minutes… i told her what it was and we hugged it out and had lunch. all is good.
I had to stop by South Coast Plaza…
And drop a friend off at the airport.
and traffic was a BEY-ATCH tonight
took me almost an hour and a half to get from LAX to Hollywood Hills. c’est la vie.
you ever go to the Porsche Design store at SCP? great place… bought some luggage and a KILLER soft brief case there last year…
Where am I wrong here?
So 4th quarter, after another terrible INT by Maynard, fUCLA drives and then fumbles. Cal recovers. Then sits there on the sideline forever, while they show the replay on the board twice, then it gets reviewed.
Why didn’t Cal take the ball and snap it to prevent a review?
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Oh, okay, thanks!
This is something we did not know at the game, so it seemed like a coaching error.
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I could be remembering it wrong, but I think we tried to get a play off, but the refs stopped it.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
how does that work?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
From their website
Link
On Movember 1st, guys register at Movember.com with a clean-shaven face. For the rest of the month, these selfless and generous men, known as Mo Bros, groom, trim and wax their way into the annals of fine moustachery. Supported by the women in their lives, Mo Sistas, Movember Mo Bros raise funds by seeking out sponsorship for their Mo-growing efforts.
Mo Bros effectively become walking, talking billboards for the 30 days of November. Through their actions and words they raise awareness by prompting private and public conversation around the often ignored issue of men’s health.
At the end of the month, Mo Bros and Mo Sistas celebrate their gallantry and valor by either throwing their own Movember party or attending one of the infamous Gala Partés held around the world by Movember, for Movember.
I’d jump on, but I’ll end up looking like Jackie Chan in the new Karate Kid.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
i can’t grow much facial hair aside from my fantastic uni-brow
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
The facial hair I have is too sparse for me to grow a beard or mustache.
Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!
I don’t know if I can grow facial hair. The longest I’ve gone without shaving is like five days.
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I used to be like that until I turned 22 and then poof I had facial hair. I have to shave at least every 5 days now.
I have to shave at least every 5 days now.
14 year old FiatLux just called, he said welcome to 1981.
Bryce Treggs called and said “I’ve always wondered what 1991 was like.”
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Ohio Bear has a detailed recap coming soon!
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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I shave every other day because if my sparse asian facial hair starts to show, it looks kinda embarrassing.
Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!
this is the best I can hope for

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
you and I cannot be Fake Ichiro.

by the federer express on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
true dat!
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on how thick your upper lip is. I think you can pull it off if you have a really thick upper lip.
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So remember that weird DBD convo about spiraled duck manhood during the UO week?
Well we have a pond behind our office and I just witnessed full blown duck on duck violating. The mallard almost drowned the poor female duck and kept chasing her around the whole pond. I was disturbed but couldn’t look away…
/awkwardtwitter
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Ive seen one duck hold another duck down while the third duck gets it on. its bad.
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that’s hella twisted, yo
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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
They have to do that because female ducks have three vaginas and two of them are death traps. It’s sex warfare.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
They have those vaginas bc the dude ducks are assholes!
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dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes.
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEKS?!
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if this is a joke, but a female duck’s reproductive tract is twisty and full of dead ends. She has to be a willing participant for the insemination to be effective.
Ducks don’t have vaginas or assholes, they just have one hole for all functions, called a cloaca.
soo efficient
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
“oh yeah, rub that chum on my fin”
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I know someone posted the deathstar jack-o-lantern already, but check this out:

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
lol, nice
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
"One gourd to roux them all, two eggs to bind them, one gourd, add sugar and spice, and with some whipped cream pie them. "
by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce 72 days after marrying former Nevada basketball player Kris Humphries.
Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents.
We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”
The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers. And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support.
And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months.
Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.
As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.
is her ass following suit?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the greatest romance of our age is over :’(
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU GAY MARRAIGE!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!
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good, good.
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Y u troll Zach?

Reminds me of the TCU heckler messin with Baylor players after their 2010 loss
“You a freakin t-shirt guy. You nobody. You paid to watch them you punk ass bitch!”
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 10:56 AM PDT reply actions
zach maynard = dan quayle?
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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha I had the same thought.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Explains the overthrows
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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
The Pac-12 is probably getting the form reprimand letter ready
Lane Kiffin says he was lied to by the officials on Saturday night
A full day after the Trojans’ 56-48 loss to Stanford in triple overtime, USC coach Lane Kiffin maintained Sunday that he was deceived by the Pac-12 referees officiating Saturday’s game.
Kiffin, USC’s second-year head coach, said he told an unspecified referee before the final play of regulation that he wanted a timeout after the Trojans ran a play, which began with nine seconds left on the game clock. But receiver Robert Woods winded a screen pass the opposite way and was tackled inbounds with one second left, and the clock was left to run out into overtime.
It was originally ruled that Woods was tackled out of bounds with no time left on the clock. While the play was being reviewed, Kiffin reminded side judge Brad Glenn to tell the head referee that he had requested the timeout, and he said he received an assurance that the timeout would be called if it was ruled after the review that there was one second left.
“I was basically lied to,” Kiffin said Sunday.
If USC had been allowed to run another play with one second, the Trojans would have attempted a 50-yard field goal as time expired.
Hooray for Pac-12 refs! Wonder when he will get his reprimand (unless he crafted his words carefully).
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking about putting on my Cal helmet and jersey tonight for kids' trick or treating
And going as Zach Maynard. Thinking of throwing candy to the kids and having said candy be either overthrown or caught by the wrong kid.
Unfortunately, I don’t have a #15 jersey. I have a # 10.
Wait, that could work!
If you had an 87 jersey you could push the kids over as they try to leave your front yard.
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't have an 87. But I do have a 9.
Maybe I should throw candy perfectly until the last 15 minutes of trick-or-treating, and then start throwing it to the parents and not the kids.
so, honestly, this joke meme is lame if you’re just going to say “and i’ll over throw the x by 5 feet”
you need to let people infer that…
it needs to be something like
“at the team Halloween party, the most popular costumes for Cal’s receivers were Gadafi and Mubarak… they were overthrown this year too”
Thank you.
pqtm
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What is going on here?
Is this the one Ladner dropped?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
Oh dear.
That’s some home cookin’ right there. Too bad that sort of stuff won’t get called in AT&T park either.
what do you mean? Thats a picture after he bobbled the ball. To be honest, there was a chance that the defender made a good play, pulling his arm once the ball hit his hands, causing the drop.
Or he just has hands of stone, which is also possible.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I had the same thought (that the pic is taken after the ball bounced off Ladner). As I recall the play, it was the hands of stone thing, but I could be wrong. I’m still jaded from Saturday’s performance.
yeah, he bobbled it before the defender made contact.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Sadly, Ladner has had hands of stone his entire career in Berkeley to date…
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
- would make Royrules’s head explode
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid formatting! Number 5 was what it should’ve said
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like i’ve seen much better examples of number 5 online. Nothing I feel like backing up with pictures while at work, though.
oh no doubt but for what was on offer and RR’s well known proclivity for that sort of character/costume= imminent explosion.
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
hot chicks in faux Harry Potter gear doesn’t make your, ahem, head explode????
WHY YOU HAT HARY POTER?!?
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, me understand what you meant now
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think #6 is juuuuuuuuust right
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What''s up out there?
Another quake? Didn’t someone post last week that Strawberry Canyon was next?
A 2.4-magnitude earthquake hit just east of Berkeley this morning, the latest in a string of quakes in the area.
The quake hit around 2:40 a.m. in Strawberry Canyon, the U.S. Geological Survey said. The temblor was 6.2 miles deep.
PANNNNNIIIIICCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
is this concerning?
some tweets from CJA:
http://twitter.com/CjAndersonRB9
@DavidERod I feel you but if u knew the inside up here and the politics ull see y we be losing
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
FURK
@CjAndersonRB9 I’m guessing you can’t really talk about it on twitter, right?
C.J. Anderson@DavidERod man only if u knew
56 minutes ago
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Although I did like the Bridgford quote from John Breech’s twitter:
QB Allan Bridgford on his strengths, “I’m not the type of guy that’s going to lose a game for you.”
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
so much locker room doom
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
He best sanitize them thar tweets or else he gonna get benched
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
C.J. not bridg
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not a fan of control freak coaches like Maryland has now, but they really do need to do something about loose tweeting.
First of all WTF my Twitter is in Chinese!?
Also:
CjAndersonRB9 C.J. Anderson
Im tired of people talking about my QB get off his back and jump on mine 4 not playing well cuz I know I can do betta
Now that’s the kind of tweet you want to see
In other words, Go Bears!
nice job of covering up the tweet where he let out the truth, eh?
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
either that or he was going to have to stop tweeting.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Well it’s for the best. Regardless of whether or not he is conveying things fairly, shit needs to stay in the locker room.
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DAMN LIBRUL FOOTBALL POLITICS ARE TO BLAME
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Berkeley city: No truth to viral email predicting earthquake
http://www.berkeleyside.com/2011/10/31/berkeley-officials-no-truth-to-email-predicting-earthquake/
An email that has gone viral that predicts an imminent quake on the Hayward fault is causing widespread concern in Berkeley, but city officials say its premise is false.
The email, which began spreading on Friday, says that geologists have told Berkeley officials that the recent spate of small earthquakes suggest that there will be a 6.0 quake or higher on the Hayward Fault within the next two to three weeks.
City officials have not been specially briefed by geologists, and there is no way of predicting earthquakes, numerous city officials told Berkeleyside.
Gawd forbid that there should be an earthquake 6.0 or greater anytime soon
In that case, the conspiracy theorists just will not shut up about how government officials knew there was a quake coming but warned no one.
And people wonder why its important to fund education. Unbelievable.
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California teachers lack the resources and time to teach science
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-science-20111031,0,3957251.story
At some Los Angeles elementary schools, teachers have drastically cut time for science because of pressure to focus on reading and math. If they can incorporate science into class time, they say they mostly have to buy their own supplies.
And educators from the state’s high-tech epicenter of Silicon Valley say some students come to high school having never once conducted an experiment in earlier grades.
California, known as a global symbol of scientific and technological excellence, is failing to invest enough time, money and training to teach science well, according to interviews and a new survey of more than 1,100 elementary school teachers and administrators.
Only 10% of elementary students regularly receive hands-on science lessons, the report found. Just one-third of elementary teachers said they feel prepared to teach science, and 85% said they have not received any training during the last three years, according to the survey conducted by the Center for the Future of Teaching and Learning at WestEd, the Lawrence Hall of Science at UC Berkeley, SRI International and others.
wouldn’t it suck if an earthquake hit before the stadium was renovated and made earthquake safe, destroying everything?
whose domicile? our domicile!
by hardtobecalfan on Oct 31, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes, it would. A lot.
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I wonder what kind of insurance is paid on a building being constructed?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s already braced, (those big steel things) it might be damaged, but very unlikely to be destroyed.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
well that’s a relief
whose domicile? our domicile!
by hardtobecalfan on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what we said about UCLA….
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
this might be one of the most Cal comments ever on this blog.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
What would you say is one of the least Cal comments?
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guess y'all in the eastbay should be on the lookout
on wednesday.
http://sfist.com/2011/10/31/oakland_general_strike_plans_to_shu.php
Last week, over 1,600 people at the Occupy Oakland General Assembly voted to approve a resolution to shut down the city of Oakland with a citywide general strike this Wednesday, November 2nd. The proposed strike intends to close all banks and corporations for the day, while calling on laborers, teachers and students to join mass gatherings at 14th and Broadway at 9 a.m, 12 noon and 5 p.m. on Wednesday. Support for the general strike extends beyond the protesters at Frank Ogawa Plaza, as the strike has also been endorsed by labor union SEIU Local 1021 and the the teachers of the Oakland Educational Association.
In addition to staging a walkout of businesses and schools, the protest intends to shut down the Port of Oakland by forming a picket line before the 7 p.m. night shift.
In the city, Occupy San Francisco has also pledged support, with some members planning to meet at Justin Herman Plaza before taking BART to meet up with protesters in Oakland. There is, of course, the possibility that SFPD or BART officials could shutdown San Francisco BART stations during evening commute hours on Wednesday in order to block a mass movement across the Bay.
Businesses will return in droves, crime will go down, and in general people will live much happier existences?
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Need a costume idea?
Costume No. 1: Carson Palmer
Just wear a Raiders jersey that you overpaid for, then spill beers into people all night while repeatedly telling everyone you’re sorry.
BSimmons: http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7160762/nfl-quarterback-power-rankings
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Oh, right, the rest of an article is him ranking all 42 QBs in the NFL. It's actually really interesting.
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LOL, Simmon's NFL picks
Saints (-12.5) over RAMS
Dolphins (9.5) over GIANTS
Colts (9) over TITANS
PANTHERS (-3.5) over Vikings
RAVENS (-13) over Cardinals
BILLS (-6) over Redskins
Jaguars (9.5) over TEXANS
BRONCOS (3) over Lions
SEAHAWKS (3) over Bengals
Patriots (-3) over STEELERS
49ERS (-9) over Browns
Cowboys (3.5) over EAGLES
CHIEFS (+4) over Chargers
I bolded all the picks he got right (to my recollection).
Which is one.
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statistically insignificant. (willing to defend simmons as he/grantland are still entertaining to me. easterbrook sucks. that is all)
I enjoy it too, just pointing out how silly this weekend of football was
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wasn’t too silly…. i went 11-1 on my pick-em choices this week. :) And if SD wins, so do I this week.
Dolphins need him more than the Colts do, I think
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Well... here's Bill Simmons' take
By the way, I don’t think Manning is coming back. Three neck surgeries in two years? Stem cell treatments in Europe? This seems insane. He won a Super Bowl, set some records and made more than enough money. Why risk it? What’s the point? You don’t mess around with heads, necks and backs. My personal take: I think Indy knows he’s probably not coming back; that’s just one of the 27 reasons they haven’t fired Jim Caldwell yet. They need Andrew Luck as much as Miami does.
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Hmm. I dunno. Rams really fucked up yesterday!!!
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Yeah, but even if they end up with the #1 pick, there’s no way they’re going to draft Luck. They’ve got Bradford on the books for wayyy too much.
right i agree. they won’t draft luck tho. that’s the point. “suck for luck” implies that they will draft luck to fix their QB situation, which I don’t believe is the case. it’s just a question of whether Indy or Miami will pay that kings ransom (I think its Miami)
miami hasn’t had a qb since marino. read somewhere they’ve started about 30 different guy since he retired (most in the nfl).
Oh, I meant rookie salary cap.
Bradford’s salary is higher than Andrew Luck’s will be
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Kings ransom = a bunch of number 1 picks though. At least 2 first rounders, probably a handful of second rounders. Getting top pick this draft will either mean getting Luck or getting enough picks to rebuild your team in 2 years.
I will hate the Colts forever if that happens.
I don’t think enough has been made of how lucky the San Antonio Spurs were, when they sucked for one year and got the #1 pick to draft David Robinson, and then he went down with an injury in the year Tim Duncan went into the draft. And now it’s happening with the Colts.
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
PREVIOUS EXTENDED…THE SYNOPTIC PATTERN WILL SWITCH ON
WEDNESDAY AS THE TROF MOVES EVEN FURTHER TO THE EAST AND HIGH
PRESSURE AT THE SURFACE ALSO HEADS TO THE EAST. BEHIND IT A ZONAL
FLOW PATTERN WILL SET UP LEADING TO QUIET WEATHER THROUGH
WEDNESDAY NIGHT. HOWEVER…THAT WILL QUICKLY END AS AN UNUSUALLY
STRONG LONGWAVE TROF (DOWN TO MINUS 3.5 STANDARD DEVIATIONS AT 500
MB) DIVES DIRECTLY INTO OUR AREA BY THURSDAY EVENING. RUN AFTER
RUN OF THE MODELS HAS CONTINUED TO BEEF UP THE SHOWER POTENTIAL
ACROSS OUR AREA AND SOME OF THE POP GRIDS WERE PUSHED INTO THE
LIKELY CATEGORY IN THE NORTH BAY FOR THURSDAY MORNING/AFTERNOON
AND THEN FOR SOME AREAS OVER THE SOUTHERN HALF OF THE CWA THURSDAY
NIGHT. BEHIND THE TROF MUCH COLDER AIR WILL FILTER IN WHICH WILL
LEAD TO THE FREEZING LEVEL GOING TO AROUND THE 3000 FOOT MARK.
HIGHS ON THURSDAY WILL JUST BE IN THE UPPER 50S TO UPPER 60S WITH
AN ADDITIONAL 5 DEGREES OF COOLING IN MANY SPOTS FOR FRIDAY.
OVERNIGHT LOWS WILL DROP INTO THE 30S AND 40S THURSDAY AND FRIDAY
NIGHTS WHICH WILL LIKELY LEAD TO OUR FIRST MAJOR FROST OF THE
SEASON. WOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE SURPRISED IF WE GET A FEW REPORTS
OF SMALL HAIL AND THUNDER/LIGHTNING FROM THE EVENT. SNOW
ACCUMULATIONS ARE NOT EXPECTED AS THE COLDEST AIR ARRIVES AFTER
THE MOISTURE…BUT IT CANNOT BE COMPLETELY RULED OUT. OVERALL
CONFIDENCE IN THIS EVENT IS HIGH SO PEOPLE WITH OUTDOOR INTERESTS
INCLUDING AGRICULTURAL INTERESTS SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE LATEST
FORECASTS AND START PLANNING.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
So basically,
Attendance for the WSU game is further f-ed?
STOP SHOUTING, WEATHER SERVICE!
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think. Forecasters are nothing if not succinct.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Silver on Tebow:
DENVER – During more than two decades of covering the NFL, I’ve heard players disparage opponents on numerous occasions. As a journalist who has yet to be crushed by the proliferation of trash-talk, I’ve happily facilitated this dastardly dissing and shared it with the masses when given the chance.
Usually, these statements are designed to rile a rival, or to send a message that a player and his team won’t be intimidated. On Sunday at Sports Authority Field at Mile High, however, Tim Tebow(notes) was disrobed and demystified by a superior team – and then the young quarterback got low-blowed with a degree of disrespect that blew my mind.
More From Michael Silver
Chiefs return from abyss to make noise Oct 28, 2011
Memo to Goodell: Stop being a hypocrite Oct 26, 2011
Louis Delmas and the Lions turned Tim Tebow’s world upside down.
(AP)
"Can you believe ’15’?" one Detroit Lions defender asked after his team’s 45-10 immolation of Tebow and the Denver Broncos. "Come on – that’s embarrassing. I mean, it’s a joke. We knew all week that if we brought any kind of defensive pressure, he couldn’t do anything. In the second half it got boring out there. We were like, ‘Come on – that’s your quarterback? Seriously?’ "
It would be one thing if this particular defender could be written off as an outlier, but during the time I spent in the Lions’ locker room after the game – and, later, on the phone with various coaches, front-office executives and players around the league – similarly harsh assessments were uttered about the second-year quarterback making his second start of the 2011 season.
Words like atrocious, terrible, completely exposed and not even close to ready kept coming up in these conversations; a couple of Lions even used the term oh my god. They did not appear to be mocking Tebow’s devout Christian beliefs – however, at least two Detroit players (middle linebacker Stephen Tulloch(notes) and tight end Tony Scheffler(notes)) made a point of "Tebowing" during the game, imitating the prayerful pose the quarterback struck following the previous Sunday’s stunning overtime victory over the Miami Dolphins.
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And now hes fighting Christians
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I hate Tebow more than I hate Luck. I wish the worst luck to Tebow in the NFL (no injuries of course). I want him to be humiliated as a human
In other words, Go Bears!
wow, such hatred. And he’s not even Indian!
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
‘cause he’s from florida. if he sucks, i can talk so much shit to my florida friends. damn, one even brought his florida backpack to the game.
my aunt is a professor at UF, she had to have brain surgery. tebow prayed for her and visited her in the hospital. i have no mean things to say about him after that.
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
I have nothing bad to say about Tebow the man. I can, however, say that he is not a good NFL QB.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
But why so much hate for Tebow?!
I mean, I get it, his fanbase is rabid about him and the media overhypes him.
But Tebow seems like a solidly nice guy to me.
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i personally don’t care whether tebow’s a nice guy. he probably is. i just want to talk shit to my florida friends that deify him.
plus, as a raider fan, i’ll always love to see denver fail.
Over hyped shoved down your throat great athlete bad QB
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Bc hes Tebow! He is the over hyped shoved down your throat great athlete bad QB~!
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Why cant it be both?
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never seemed like it to me.
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In all his public apperances and interviews, he comes across as humble and nice.
Please give me an example of Tebow overhyping himself.
All the hyperbole comes from the media and his coaches.
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it’s like this. Tebow has a lot of faith, that’s cool, to each their own. He does make some statements praising baby jeebus like a lot of athletes, also cool, to each their own. His personal life involved a lot of church related stuff, also cool.
From all this, evangelicals have made Tebow their favored son, so you better damn well respect or it it on. That’s the issue, not so much Tebow himself.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
So you’re saying you didn’t resent the 2005 USC team? Or rather, you wouldn’t have resented the 2005 USC team had such an organization existed?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Oh please, those guys acted very arrogant and cocky. Even after losing the MNC, Matt Leinart was boasting about still being the better team.
Tebow doesn’t act like that.
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My point was about the media-driven frenzy.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Right and I’m saying the blame for the Tebow mania falls on the media, whereas the blame for the 2005 Trojans falls on both the media and the players.
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His stance on gay marriages and his politicizing and publicizing of his religious views.
In other words, Go Bears!
He’s never said anything publicly about gay marriage…
I get that you hate religion and all, but what has he done that’s so terrible?
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wasn’t he in an ad sponsored by a group that is anti-gay marriage?
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He was in an ad regarding abortion, I do remember that
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Yes.
But there are plenty of NFL athletes out there who are far more outspoken against gay marriage than Tebow. He was in a Focus on the Family ad against abortion.
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I just don’t like overly religious people. And since he’s also very overhyped and over televised, it’s a disgusting mess. Just my opinion
In other words, Go Bears!
While I can see why you’d have that opinion, I do not understand how this hate can be greater than that for Luck.
Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!
Luck I dislike just because he sneezes out snot, has an ugly beard and he’s a damn good player that plays for our rival. But I don’t know anything about his personality one way or another to form an opinion. And unlike Tebow, Luck is actually a damn good QB (I hate saying this but it is what it is).
In other words, Go Bears!
Look if he didn’t keep talking about his religion (or if the media could stop) then I wouldn’t hate him.
Irrational? Yes. Stupid? Yes. But it is what it is. Everyone has irrational things sometimes.
In other words, Go Bears!
But it’s not like he went to furd!!!!! It’s not like he’s leading furd on a 16-game winning streak and a potential Rose Bowl run!
Man, Luck makes me so angry.
Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!
Fucking Snot Rocket.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I can’t tell you how to feel, but this seems wildly disproportionate to any of his “offenses”, such as they are (being a well-known born again Christian over-hyped QB).
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Ok maybe my “hatred” statements are a bit overblown. I’m not going out of my way to do anything. I see Tebow have a bad game? Good. And then I forget about it. I see people “Tebowing” after they sack him? I chuckle in appreciation.
That’s about it
In other words, Go Bears!
umm...
I hate Tebow more than I hate Luck. I wish the worst luck to Tebow in the NFL (no injuries of course). I want him to be humiliated as a human
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You might benefit from therapy. Just something to consider.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
psychosomatic
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Is royrules ill, Is royules ill, Is royrules ill. Is royrules ill today?
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Play the kazoo, let’s have a tune!
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That, my friends, is my favorite song ever.
It’s the opinoin of the entire staff that RoyRules is criminally insane.
by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’s Bruining it.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Picked off a wayward comment and took it in a direction the Cal team didn’t intend? Yeah sounds about right.
Raptorcalpse would never do anything like this
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lol I would have been annoyed yesterday but this is somehow funny today.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This boy needs therapy!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Oct 31, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hard to tell, that was so boring it just seemed longer
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
…why, did they record a song together?
:)
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Lindsay Lohan’s line of coke #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
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What the fuck!?
The small building in India’s south-eastern state of Andhra Pradesh was once home to a family of four. But everything changed the evening that Laxmi Narayan found his 20-year-old daughter, Monica, on fire. Unable to cope with the grief, and the constant reminders of what happened, the family decided to move in with relatives.
Monica’s family had borrowed about 50,000 rupees ($1,100) from a microfinance company. However, unable to make the repayments, the family say they were harassed and humiliated by recovery agents from the lender. One evening last October, agents told Monica’s parents that the young woman should be sold to pay off the loan. For Monica, it was the final insult. She poured kerosene over herself and set herself alight.Narayan says he tried desperately to save her. The scars on his face and hands are a permanent reminder of his failure to do so.
In other words, Go Bears!
I’ve been told many many times by my Indian International Finance professor that debt is a much bigger deal for people in India. There is a stigma, a guilt, all for having just a little bit of debt, even if that debt is to buy seeds to plant your crop. To have as much debt as even the average American is just apocolyptic. I can understand at least in some small part why this would seem hopeless and out of control for the borrowers, and probably why the lenders feel they have the right to demand repayment. It’s viewed as a sign of ill-worth. (Or so says my Finance professor who is from India).
Cal: Bears with Books.
Interesting. I remember when I was young my all of our extended families used to make fun of my Dad for using credit cards. They though it was stupid and you should carry cash around all the time. But my Dad ignored that and now even I use credit cards for almost everything. I guess the reluctance to use CCs probably stems from that aversion to debt.
In other words, Go Bears!
Yea, it really says something too about how casual Americans are about using credit for EVERYTHING. Plus, I’m much cooler when I use my credit to buy BLING. /American
Cal: Bears with Books.
Well it’s not a problem to use CC for everything (like I do), as long as you pay off the bill in its entirety by the end of the month. Do not pay only a portion and have to end up paying the interest rate.
I bet the banks hate me.
In other words, Go Bears!
Depends what your business is. As Scootie has pointed out, you’re an ideal customer for her former company.
It has something to do with the way that the credit card companies borrow the money to pay for you or something
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More or less, I’m sure Ms. Scootie can explain it better, but overall, a company like AMEX is going for lower leverage, high output. If you pay off your credit card immediately after every purchase (let’s pretend that purchase was $1000), AMEX pockets somewhere in the neighborhood of $30-40 just for using your card and is required to hold $0. If you were to make that purchase and not pay back immediately, now AMEX has to serve as a loan, and needs to hold more capital to “back” your loan. Even if you wait a month to pay it off, they’d make, say $40 on the fee plus $40 on the interest ($80 total) but required to hold $1000 on their balance sheets.
And I’m totes not doing this justice.
I better Raptorcalspe could do it justice!
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Ok I can do slightly better.
AMEX operates like a charge card (which is how you use your card)
Other cards operate like a credit card which is the business model you are mostly referencing.
Both can be used as charge cards. The way you structure your finances as a charge card has to do with what you figure, as a business, your core operation is about (are you providing a convenient vehicle for spending (a la Neiman Marcus) or are you providing a form of debt financing)
The Chinese players wait for Pip to throw the ball.
CHINESE PLAYER #1
Come on! Throw Ball!
ANNOUNCER #2
Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation
of American?
ANNOUNCER
Yeah! yeah!
ANNOUNCER #2
Okay —
(American accent)
Hey I really really want that, that
looks good.
The announcers laugh their asses off.
ANNOUNCER
Hey, hey, hey, let me try, let me
try.
(American accent)
I’ll use my Credit Card.
They laugh even harder. They fall out of their chairs.
ANNOUNCER
Do you have any non-dairy creamer?
ANNOUNCER #2
Yes!!!! Yes!!!!!… Y’all come a
back now ya hear.
You took a class on Indian International Finance?
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why you wet yourself
when you get scurred.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer_extra/2011/10/peeing_your_pants_why_do_people_urinate_when_they_re_scared_.html
Blame the limbic system. Bladder control requires a sophisticated interplay of brain regions. An area of the brainstem known as the pontine micturition center is in constant contact with the bladder. It knows when pressure is building, and makes the preliminary decision to void. Thankfully, this area doesn’t have exclusive control over our bathroom habits, or we’d urinate whenever (and wherever) our bladders become full. The prefrontal cortex can override the desire to pee by sending an inhibitory signal to the brainstem. Under stressful conditions, however, the inhibitory signals from the frontal lobe can themselves be overridden by the limbic system, a combination of brain areas that controls the famous "fight or flight" response. When we become stressed or anxious, electrical signals from the limbic system become so intense that the brainstem has trouble following the frontal lobe’s commands. That’s why many people urinate more frequently before important exams or in the starting corral of a marathon. In life-threatening situations, the limbic system’s orders become so urgent that you can’t even make it to the bathroom.
y no poop? Like that one runner from Germany or whatever?
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They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
javale mcgee's filipino?
no, not really, but he’s getting a passport.
The Philippines is a nation crazy about basketball. Sick of always losing to China in the FIBA Asia Championships, which act as qualifiers for the Olympics and World Championships, the country has taken advantage of some lax laws on citizenship to stock their team with talent from around the world. It doesn’t matter if you have Filipino bloodlines, only that you’re willing to play.
The latest is Wizards center JaVale McGee, who has reported expressed his willingness to join Smart Gilas Pilipinas, a developmental team that plays together year-round and generally makes up the national team’s roster for international competitions. A Filipino passport is a requirement for Smart Gilas players, which one might think would be a roadblock for the Michigan-born McGee. But do you remember how we called the country basketball-crazed? We weren’t joking: lawmakers are ready to push through an Act of Congress to give McGee citizenship.
Manny Pacquaio will surely let this pass, he’s a congressman in the south.
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
but what happens if they don’t beat the chinese?
does pacman knock mcgee out? or does mcgee’s reach advantage cancel out pacquiao’s hand speed?
Sad Trombone Tedford
Tedford video after ookla game
On KA21 being double covered: “Nope, they were in zone.”
On Kendricks not playing: “Suspension.”
On Kendricks’ 2nd suspension (1st was against blue hoes): “Nope. I don’t remember that.”
Coach P on Kendricks not in practice: “Thumb bla bla bla.”
Conspiracy theory: Ted Jefford calling injuries suspensions!
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
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paraphrasing or is he really that grumpy?
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
He looked… tired.
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by atomsareenough on Nov 1, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
espn top 25 (men's bball)
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/feature/video/_/id/7127266/preseason-power-rankings
24. California
The Bears did well to make the NIT during what was to have been a transition year, and they now return four starters and one of the most experienced teams in the Pac-12. Jorge Gutierrez and Harper Kamp are scrappy seniors who have set the tone, and reigning conference freshman of the year Allen Crabbe is oozing with potential. Coach Mike Montgomery, who is healthy after a battle with bladder cancer this offseason, built rival Stanford into a powerhouse and now looks to bring consistency to a program that two years ago captured the Pac-10 title. The Bears will be playing into mid-March if they manage to stay healthy and develop some depth because their starting lineup should be solid if not spectacular. No question big things can happen in Haas Pavilion this season. — Diamond Leung
[HEAD BANGING ON TABLE]
What the fucking fuck. First Jabari, and now this. Fuck the Ducks and their moronic court.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, I definitely trust Monty to put together a good basketball team, but I think it would be substantially easier and maybe the team would be better than otherwise with some of these top talents on it that are instead going to fucking Eugene, Oregon to play on this monstrosity.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
and who knows if oregon will be any good?
they could very well end up being ucla under lavin; a squad of very beatable mcdonald’s all-americans.
dana altman put together a solid program at Creighton, though. i think he’s a pretty good coach
Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian
They could, but I’d rather the all-americans came to Cal to be tutored by Monty.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
true, but i’m not going to complain about kids that don’t want to come to cal. it’s their loss, not ours.
It can be both, especially if they go to a conference rival.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
if i were in nyc, i'd go see this.

http://asiasociety.org/blog/asia/video-u-ram-choes-mesmerizing-animatronic-sculpture-guardian-hole
For Asia Society Museum, Choe has created a kinetic, seal-like creature that appears to be breathing while dozens of intricate “wings,” leaf-like and gold in color, flutter above him. Guardian of the Hole (Custos Cavum in Latin) is the name of the piece, and its creation was inspired by a 10th-century Indian sculpture, Shiva as Lord of Dance (see image below), part of the Asia Society’s Mr. And Mrs. John D. Rockefeller III Collection. The exhibition is part of an ongoing In Focus series in which contemporary artists create new works inspired by Asia Society’s permanent collection.
According to Choe’s story, Custos Cavum guards the flow of communication between two realms. Just as the Hindu god Shiva represents balance and harmony, the Guardian is also a symbol of coexistence.
Both epic and creepy at the same time. It’s a doggy dog world!
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
There’s no eating or competing going on in that picture, so I think Cugel’s version is appropriate and probably a pun.
/me
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, good point.
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, I finally get a good joke off, and no one will believe I meant it! Now I know how Twist feels when people just assume he’s trolling.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Is this what its like when doves cry?
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I initially gave you the benefit of the doubt!
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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were making a Doggy Dogg World reference.
n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.
Would be more ironic if he was walking a human.
Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wut if but do Marshall walking Marshall?
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What about cats and their owners? Because Im hairy and I like my belly rubbed
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NO ONE WANTS TO SEE...
For the third straight week, a Pac-12 game involving Cal was not picked up by one of the television networks. Cal is once again working to get it carried on one of the Comcast SportsNet channels.
"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.
They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.
Now, it is time to dance!"
-TwistNHook
by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
2000 anyone???
Come on, can’t let a devastatingly demoralizing downer of a defeat to UCLA deter us.
Or can we?
You want 2000 mentality? Okay then!
Boy howdy, I sure hope we score more than one touchdown this week! Maybe if the defense works, we can actually have a close game!
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2000 Mentality?
I know a lot of people out there are worried, but I think we’ve bottomed out on the NASDAQ. Down 40% from its high this year, this is a great buying opportunity and I see the NASDAQ bouncing back in the next couple years!
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Nobody got it.
In 2000, Cal defeated UCLA in triple OT, 46-38. Beating a good UCLA team was in distinct contrast to the rest of the season, in which Cal was 2-8. Cal’s other wins that season were against Utah (24-21 in Game 1) and USC (28-16 in Los Angeles in Game 8).
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
Right. 3-8.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
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