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DBD 10.31.11 Images of the Weekend

After pulling my eyes out for the better part of three hours on Saturday watching Kevin Prince run for a billion yards and watching Zach Maynard channel his inner Rich Campbell, I needed to feel empowered.  So I decided to hijack 49er16's weekly "Images of the Weekend" post.  

All images from http://30fps.mocksession.com/

What's a great way to celebrate a sack of Tim Tebow?  How about Tebowing?  

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The sign police at ESPN College Game Day missed one.  

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Or, on second thought, maybe the sign police just took the day off.  

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Sad Hall of Famer.  Maybe punching Robin Ventura would make him feel better.  

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Is that a Heisman pose?  No, it's snot.  

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QB Allan Bridgford on his strengths, “I’m not the type of guy that’s going to lose a game for you.”
Tedford noncommittal on starting QB
Coach Jeff Tedford on his team’s QB situation heading into Saturday’s game against Washington State, “We’ll evaluate how the week goes with practice with both quarterbacks and take it from there.”

NT Aaron Tipoti is limping around the football facilities on crutches.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

great.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those quotes are from the twitters. Gorcey and Okanes, I believe.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully not really bad news about Tipoti, he’s been great this year.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that first quote is worrisome…

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 30, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's some more context...not that it changes the interpretation of the quote

From JO

"I feel like I can make all the throws; smart; I feel like I can lead an offense up and down the field. I’m not the kind of guy who is going to lose a game for you. I can make some throws that will keep the chains moving. Most of all, it’s just understanding everything and having a feel for the game."

"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach

by Berkelium97 on Oct 30, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowered expectations!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Facepalm

Cal football embarrasses itself at Ucla

Freshman safety Tevin McDonald made the first three interceptions of his college career, Derrick Coleman scored three touchdowns, and UCLA bounced back from one of its most embarrassing losses in years to beat California, 31-14, on Saturday at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif.

McDonald’s interceptions set up two touchdowns and a field goal for the Bruins (4-4, 3-2 Pac-12), who took the heat off much-maligned coach Rick Neuheisel, at least for the time being, with their most impressive performance of the season.

The Bruins scored 24 of their 31 points after turnovers in handing Cal (4-4, 1-4) its fourth loss in five games. The Bears committed five turnovers, four on interceptions thrown by Zach Maynard, who was 14 of 30 for 199 yards.

The Golden Bears held the lead 7-0 midway through the second quarter, after Isi Sofele scored on a 1-yard run in the first quarter. But the Bruins rattled off 17-straight points to hold a 17-7 lead at half.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

If only that were the actual Calbears.com headline.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just once in my life, I would like to go to a Cal road game and not lose.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop going to Cal road games!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 30, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have come to Colorado!

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

We would have lost that too.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not counting stanfurd?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t at 2009. I was at 2005 (the one where they close down the old STanford Stadium), but that was more of a home game, really.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

My road record is 2-2. :(

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d with depressing enthusiasm!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

a depressing enthusiasm unknown to man.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter, Go Bears!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe @Minn 09 and @WSU 10 were the only “true” road games I’ve seen a win at. And both went down to the wire against shitty teams

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I would classify @Minn 09 as coming down to the wire…

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was tied at one point. And I believe it took us until the middle of the 4th Q (plus an amazing 3rd down conversion by Riley-Ross) and Best’s 4th TD run before we broke it open. Best’s 5th TD ended it.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal rugby can't even win anymore!
Bears go 3-3 in Rugby 7s event

The Golden Bears dropped a 26-17 decision to Saint Mary’s before defeating Santa Clara and University of San Diego at the California 7s Sunday on Pat Vincent Field.

“Saint Mary’s did a really good job with the organization of the event,” said head coach Jack Clark. “Because there are not too many rugby tournaments anymore, we tend to forget how much fun they are. This will be one of the positives to a full fall sevens season.”

California was captained on Sunday by freshman Andrew Battaglia, who played well in four starts during the tournament. The Bears also got strong play from fellow freshman Eakalafi Okusi as well as sophomores Jake Anderson, Paul Bosco, Hunter Frisinger and Max Shaulis as Cal exited the weekend with 28 tries scored, more than any other team in the competition.

In the Bears’ three losses at the California 7s, Cal matched San Diego State and Cal Poly with two and three tries in those respective contests, and notched three tries against four scored by the Gaels.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anything go right this weekend in Cal sports?

Please tell me one of the sides won at the basketball scrimmage today!

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by Berkelium97 on Oct 30, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The scrimmage was cancelled, bc nobody brought a basketball. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

pqtm

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by sec119 on Oct 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Pringled quietly to myself.” The term “Pringle” is CGB-speak for LOL. This is because one of Cal’s great early football players was named Charles “Lol” Pringle. He was a hero of the 1898 Big Game! Because of his nickname “Lol,” people started using “Pringle” to mean “Lol.” Here is the original post that got this all started.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 30, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our memes are so ridiculously nerdy. Love it

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but this is about it
Water polo beat UC-Irvine 14-6

Four Golden Bears – seniors Zach Greenwood and Luka Saponjic, junior Marin Balarin and freshman Aleksa Saponjic – each scored two goals apiece as No. 4 Cal defeated No. 8 UC Irvine, 14-6, Sunday afternoon at Spieker Aquatics Complex. With the win, the Bears improved to 16-3 overall and 4-1 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation, and take another positive step in their attempt to qualify for the 2011 NCAA Tournament, Dec. 3-4 at Spieker Aquatics Complex.

Junior goalie Justin Parsons also had a stellar match for Cal, registering 13 saves, including blocking a five-meter penalty shot by the Anteaters’ Sam Figueroa, who led UC Irvine with three goals.

“It was a very good team effort for us today,” said Cal coach Kirk Everist. “I was very happy with our defensive and offensive energy.”

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T STEAL MY SCHTICK!

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by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tebowing has that effect on people.

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by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love love LOVE that Tebow thing.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would

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by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course you do.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny Tebowing Tebow!!! I laughed.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you nee dan attorney/!??!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t use you as my attorney if you did the work for free.

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by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB is outsourcing jobs out of California?!?! Occupy Telegraph Ave.!!!!!!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

More fail
No. 2 Cal volleyball gets swept at home by No. 4 USC

After dropping the first two sets to No. 4 USC, the No. 2 California volleyball team returned to form in set three, but could not mount a big enough comeback. The Golden Bears lost 25-15, 25-17, 25-22 to the Trojans on Saturday night at Haas Pavilion.

Cal drops only its second match of the season at home, falling to 21-4 overall and 11-4 in the Pac-12. USC improves to 18-4 and 13-2 in conference action.

USC out hit the Bears (.319-.147) and out blocked them (9-5) en route to the sweep. With a new season high in kills, Shannon Hawari led the Bears with 14 (4e, 23att), hitting a match-high .435. Elly Barrett dished out 30 assists. Tarah Murrey tallied nine kills for as many points. Both Murrey and Robin Rostratter paced the Bears with 10 digs apiece.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bears also lost on Friday

To No. 6 Ucla

In one of the week’s top match-ups in all of collegiate volleyball, the No. 2 Golden Bears fell to their baby sister ursine in No. 6 UCLA for the second time this season, 3-1, at Haas Pavilion on Friday night. The Bruins posted the 25-17, 20-25, 25-17, 25-16 win over California, sweeping the 2011 series with the Bears.

Suffering its first loss of the year at Haas Pavilion, Cal drops to 21-3 overall and 11-3 in the Pac-12 while UCLA improves to 19-3 and 12-2 in conference play.

“We have no one to blame but ourselves,” Cal head coach Rich Feller said. “When the passing was good, the setting and hitting wasn’t. Overall, we fell well below expectations. We’ll see how we bounce back.” [ed. note: not well]

The Bears have a short time to recover from the setback for they face No. 2 USC at 7 p.m. on Saturday evening. No. 5 Stanford tallied an upset sweep of the Trojans on Friday night in Palo Alto. Feller noted that the Bears and coaches will examine the effectiveness of their goal setting prior to Saturday’s match.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed the best images this weekend

TWO KIFFYKINS DERP FACE!

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Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

holy cow he’s even fatter than me! REJOICE!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the 2nd one make him look drunk?

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by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kiffy photos remind me...

Last night after the official review at the end of the game (USC was challenging the call on the field that time had run out in regulation), Kiffin came onto the field and appeared to continue pleading his case. At this point I said, “Lane, you lost.”

Not two seconds go by and Brent Musberger says, “Lane, you lost the challenge.”

My youngest and I turn toward each other and bust up.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 30, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.

by LeonPowe on Oct 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Colonel Jessup pick on poor Lieutenant Weinberg on the stand?

“Who is going to guard it you? You, Lt. Weinberg?”

by LeonPowe on Oct 31, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because that’s who Jessup is.

“You WANT me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall!’

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more douche face than derp face.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, me too.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine my disappointment this weekend in LA upon discovering that some Cal alumni hated U$C more than furd…

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, they seemed to believe that stanfurd is just a better program than us and act as if they have been for quite some time.

Not sure if it’s selective memories or what.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

please don’t beat around the bush, it’s hard to know what you’re really trying to say

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that black and white, fiatlux. They might be morons.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now those are idiots

Even if it were true, you simply don’t admit it. Always support California over EVERYONE.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 31, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, they're of a different era

Some of us were raised with the idea that hating Stanf*rd was an annual thing; during Big Game Week to be exact. But hating U$C is year-round.

Some of us still subscribe to that notion.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 31, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s exactly the opposite for me.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was discussed Saturday night at our hotel too. We decided that although uncomfortable, rooting for the furd hoping for U$C to lose that game was the right thing to do. 1) furd will go back to mediocrity after the luck is gone 2) Schaudenfreude (sp?) for $C fans is much sweeter as they a) actually have fans, and b) they are all douchy and watching them file out of the coliseum in disbelief after getting their hopes up is pure delicious goodness

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s balanced out by the prospect of ’furd being a BCS team. Again.

If this were 5 years ago and it was just a random ‘furd team beating a powerhouse USC team, I’d probably not care either way and enjoy the USC fans’ despair. But USC is going nowhere and ’Furd has everything to play for, so you must root against ’Furd.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also agree.

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with you, but I want the furd to lose to all the other Pac-12 teams they play, esp us

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My ideal scenario would be for furd to win out, except for a crushing defeat to us, and thus killing their BCS hopes. However, seeing how very unrealistic that is, I will root for everyone but them.

by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ideally in that situation, we would be winning out as well.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ideally, we would… Damn it! UCLA just picked us off again.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Furd were to win out except for a crushing defeat to us, they would go to the Rose Bowl. This is what I call a losing scenario. Please adjust your scenario to be something that would make us HAPPY.

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon MUST go to the Rose Bowl. They are our only hope.

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I assumed he meant until furd played us.

Then they’d obviously lose to ASU in the Pac-12 Championship Game.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ’furd lost to Oregon, who lost to ASU, then 10-2 ASU would go to the Rose Bowl over 11-1 Stanfurd, right?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes – winner to Rose Bowl or better

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that will be my preferred outcome at this point.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dream scenario = we win all, everyone finds a way to lose every game.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dream Cal football scenario: We invent time travel, go back to the beginning of the season, and win every game.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid Chinese people ruined that scenario for eveybody.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were in the san gabriel valley….

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

proving that time travel does not exist?!? Dreamcrusher!

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But USC is going nowhere

Literally, what with all the suspensions.

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about with all thsoe suspenders? They keep USC from going down!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the anti-LA propaganda machine.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interestingly, these were all folks who currently live in LA

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That only goes to show the power of the propaganda machine!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

cal supporters thinking norcal > socal always, even when socal can ruin ’furd’s season? sads…

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a divide. some of us hate southern cal more than the furd.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Rishi! I found one!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I noticed.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and those some of you are wrong :)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am a product of my upbringing. we have beat the furd more often than southern cal since i’ve been going to football games.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I pointed out above, these are folks who live in LA and love LA. So it’s not an anti-SoCal thing going on

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure they’re not from norcal and moved down for work?

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Originally from LA, went to Cal, moved back to LA.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes more sense, actually. (At least, to a UCLA guy)

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not from a Cal perspective! Root against furd at all costs!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

I’ve never believed that’s the imperative, we just have to beat them, not root for them to lose to everyone else.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should lose to everyone else. if i’m not happy, it’s imperative that they can’t be happy.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so if you’re happy, they are allowed happiness then? how benevolent of you.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, i’m so very damn benevolent.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate how they’re better than us and how they’ve won 16 games in a row.

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My two favorite teams

1. Cal
2. Whoever’s playing ’Stanfurd

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

atoms' list continued

3. Southern Miss

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

4. San Francisco Giants

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

obvious joke

Rishi’s list
1. South Carolina
2. Cal
3. Opponent of ’Furd
4. Beat LA!

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could entertain a single young lady from the South…

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would ms atoms be okay with that?!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would depend on if she knew about it :)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this can only go uphill from here.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was rooting for them against Texas that one year for the MNC. Of course they lost that one too. What a waste.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in a bar in Wilmington, Delaware rooting for them. After they loss with the Texas people gloating I was reduced to “I wasn’t really rooting for them, just against Mack Brown” It was pathetic no matter what way I sliced it.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at a bar in Washington, DC rooting for them. I left right after the game because Texas people gloating is one of the worst things I can possibly imagine.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was rooting for them as well, but not with the same enthusiasm as I was on Saturday night

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I like this response

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did Cal complete all 3 phases of CharDee McDennis?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

great ep, watched it last night. charlie and mac’s faces at the end were awesome

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whose coverage? Their Coverage!
Y u double cover?

Allen saw two defenders on him for most of the game — including safety help on top — though Tedford denied that he was technically double covered.

“They didn’t spend most of the game doubling Keenan,” Tedford said. “They didn’t spend the entire game doubling Keenan. Keenan was — they ran the regular zone stuff, they didn’t double Keenan.”

Maynard, however, felt differently.

“They did a great job double-coveraging our star receivers,” Maynard said. “They did a great job. I had to make a lot of check-downs, I had to run a lot, I feel like, and they put a lot of pressure on me. Their D-line is great, athletic, they get to the ball fast and they basically did a great job today, as a defense.”

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 30, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We have 2 star receivers. If you double cover them, doesnt that mean they are rushing like 1?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iunno, but Kevin Prince just gained 15 yards.

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by sec119 on Oct 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even worse, they had Tevin McDonald double-covered too.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOO GO NINERS!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

some neat playcalling in the first half…staley and soap caught passes, and they lined up 2 OL outside of the RT on a goalline play that gave Gore a TD.

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by carp on Oct 31, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Offense really bogged down in the 2nd half. Not sure why. D looked pretty good all game long

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Gore made history in the game
He’s now the 2nd leading rusher in Niners history

In putting together another 125+ yard performance, Frank Gore continued his strong run of performances over the last five weeks. After a slow start due, Gore has been a workhorse in recent weeks. He has rushed for 125+ yards in four straight games, while also adding in a touchdown in each of the four games. This marked the first time in Gore’s career that he has rushed for a touchdown in four straight games.

More important in the “big picture” is that Frank Gore passed Roger Craig to take over the number two spot on the 49ers career rushing list. Gore now trails only Joe Perry for first place all time. Perry’s 7,344 yards is the franchise’s NFL record. Perry has 8,689 rushing yards for the 49ers if you add in their old AAFC days. Given those numbers, Gore’s 7,089 yards now trails Perry’s NFL franchise total by 255 yards. Gore would likely break the record against either the New York Giants in week ten or the Arizona Cardinals in week eleven. He needs exactly 1,600 more yards to pass Perry’s overall franchise record. If he can keep up his current pace, he would be able to set the overall record in the latter half of 2012.

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by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s cool is that Gore and Craig are apparently buddies irl

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think you need the irl moniker unless Gore and Craig are frequenting NinersNation a lot!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t we all buddies ifl?

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

no u

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Craig should be in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I just assumed he was, you know, high knee action and all.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he in the Major League Baseball Hall Of Fame?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad had a great line on Matt Barkley today

“His smirk just screams that he was raised in Orange County in a upper middle class home thus making him the perfect student for the University of Spoiled Children.”

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by 49er16 on Oct 30, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Also is it just me or does the Furd have way more douchy looking white guys than any other BCS school?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 30, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question is, were they always douchy, or did they turn douchy when they got to the Furd?

by iVinshe on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This prolly isnt the best time to reiterate how dearly I want(ed) to join that band, is it?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was embarrassed back when you were just iterating it!

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by sec119 on Oct 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, prolly not, but don’t let us keep you from trying. I don’t think you have to have any university affiliation to be part of the Stanfurd Banned. They’ll take anyone.

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m anyone!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, go, Twist! Live the dream! Seize the day!

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

CARP DEUM!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

chicken and egg my friend… chicken and egg.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be racist

They also have douchey looking black guys

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Touché

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like Douché, amirite??

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

your watch has a 2-way communicator?!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My iPod is chocolate?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhhhhh. wires don’t talk

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women's soccer lost at Oregon State

I would have said they were licked by the Beavers, but that would’ve been crude

The No. 22 California women’s soccer team’s tour of the Beaver State ended on a sour note – with a 3-0 loss to Oregon State on Sunday afternoon. The Beavers scored once in the first half and tallied two goals in the second for the key conference victory.

With the loss, Cal drops to 12-5-2 overall and 5-3-2 in the Pac-12 while OSU improves to 13-5-1 and 7-3-0 in conference play. Coming into the weekend, Cal was fourth in the Pac-12 while OSU was in second, behind first-place Stanford.

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On the bright side, Cal got a split of the road trip
Bears beat Oregon on Friday

Sophomore Kaitlyn Fitzpatrick recorded her first career hat trick with three goals and an assist to lead the No. 22 California women’s soccer team to a 4-0 rout of Oregon Friday night at Pape Field in Eugene, Ore.

Junior Lauren Battung added a score for the Golden Bears, who improved to 12-4-2 overall and 5-2-2 in the Pac-12 Conference. The Ducks fell to 8-8-2 overall and 3-5-1 in the league with the loss.

“Tonight was a very good all-around team performance,” Cal head coach Neil McGuire said. “We received great goals from Kaitlyn Fitzpatrick and Lauren Battung to lift us past a hard-working and well-coached Oregon team.”

Fitzpatrick, who netted her first career goal against Oregon as a freshman last season, scored goals in the eighth, 52nd and 70th minute, while assisting on Battung’s score in the 58th minute.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Staley hearts Avi:


Check out my first down celebration http://sbn.to/ugaThF

He refers to this

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And this

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two playcalls were really cool!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really good throws by Alex Smith on both of those plays, dropped it in nice and soft.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This begs the question… what the hell has Harbaugh done with Alex Smith?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigh…he’s a pretty good coach isn’t he?

I vomited in my mouth a little while admitting that.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a great coach. But this is Alex Smith we’re talking about.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Preparing and utilizing a player based on his strengths (and to avoid his weaknesses). I’d say that’s a pretty smart coachy move

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh

Just asked him not to do too much, the o-line has been improving (two first round o-line picks will do that for you), we have better possession wide outs now (it’s not all VD); Gore is healthy and the real star of the show.

It’s a very minimalist success, but I’ll take it.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

But something mentally is different about Alex Smith. I don’t know how to explain it.

Let me review the game tape.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Confidence can do wonders for a QB…

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go on.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would, but i haven’t received my $990/hr fee yet

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist will take care of that.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Men's tennis competes at the Saint Mary's tournament

It didn’t go particularly well

The California men’s tennis team faced tough competition on the second day of the 2011 Saint Mary’s Gael Classic on the courts of the Timothy Korth Tennis Complex. The Golden Bears fell in singles quarterfinal and final matches, and were forced to withdraw from other matches due to injuries.

In the Red Flight singles quarterfinal, top-seeded junior Riki McLachlan won his first set, 7-5, over Nico Vinel of Santa Clara, but was edged in tiebreakers, 8-6, in the second set, and 7-3 in the third set.

Freshman Andrew Pises was defeated in the blue singles final by Will Martin of Saint Mary’s College as he withdrew following a 6-4, 1-0 result.

Senior Tommie Murphy dropped his singles consolation match to Michael Hui of UCLA, 6-2, 6-1. Murphy and freshman Andrew Scholnick were scheduled to play a doubles consolation match, but withdrew from the tournament.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohio!

I wonder of Ohio leads the nation in this kind of thing

Less than 24 hours after Cincinnati-area teacher Stacy Schuler was convicted on 16 counts of sexual battery, another Ohio teacher was indicted on similar charges. Schuler plead not guilty by reason of insanity when charged with having sex with students. Lancaster, Ohio, teacher Brian Barr was indicted Friday on three counts of unlawful sexual conduct with a 13-year-old female student. A total of 19 Ohio teachers preceded Barr into the courtroom on charges relating to sexual misconduct with students this year.

Brian Barr — Lancaster
The 26-year-old Thomas Ewing Junior High School teacher and football coach was indicted for unlawful sex acts with a 13-year-old student. Law enforcement officers arrested Barr at the girl’s home last week after a tip from the girl’s father. He alerted police that he believed the young teenager was having sex with an older man. Barr was in his third year of teaching in the district and has been placed on paid leave pending the outcome of the trial. Barr plead not guilty and remains in Fairfield County Jail due to an inability to raise enough money to post the $50,000 bond.

Stacy Schuler — Cincinnati
Schuler was convicted Thursday on 16 felony counts of sexual battery. The Mason High School gym teacher and athletic trainer unsuccessfully plead insanity in her bench trail [sic]. Defense attorneys claim a mixture of the prescription drug Zoloft and alcohol Schuler provided when entertaining a series of five male students in her home rendered her unable to comprehend the nature of her actions of give consent for sexual intercourse. She was sentenced to a four-year prison sentence with the possibility of early judicial release, but must register as a sexual offender the rest of her life.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 30, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Ohio leads the nation in all sorts of disturbing things. It shares a lot of the cultural sensibilities of its neighbors Kentucky, Indiana, and West Virginia, but has the population of all three of those combined.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many un z-ed comments! Those comments will forever go unread. Alone. So alone!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time a comment goes un z-ed, an angel loses his wings.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around

I think we’re all clear!

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by Kodiak on Oct 31, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, I read them.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE THE HERO CGB DESERVES!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay. Or rather, where’s my gold star for doing the same thing?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 30, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heres a golden bear

Will you accept that?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 30, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will send a safety as my representative to accept that pass, thank you!

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by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigh.,

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt we win that game?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it 2003? Or one of late 80s – early 00s shellackings?

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by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

2003

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Triple overtime just isn’t SC’s thing, apparently.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

you sock

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

For shoe?

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by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, joke’s on you DC. Aaron Rodgers threw his interceptions to linebackers and D-linemen that day!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remembered to cover up all the kinky porn, but I knew I forgot something!

by TheScientist019 on Oct 30, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We saw your links to Cyberbears.com, dont worry!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hat Diwali???

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by atomsareenough on Oct 30, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

True or false: Every holiday looks better with a nice hat?

Excuse me for trying to keep things classy!

by TheScientist019 on Oct 30, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a fairly dead meme, so I wouldnt worry too much about it.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a fairly dead meme!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was low hanging fruit. Twist kind of walked into that one.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anything more funny than a dead mime?

Oh, you said meme. Never mind.

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, 2009 called and wants its meme back

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bring back the classics!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I hit my “No Sacramento” filter. Damnit!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You actually hit your instagram filter, so all your posts come in very sepia toned

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, now all the hipsters are going to be insta-attracted to my posts :(

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spend months getting pumped up for Basketball season...

And it turns out I have an MCB midterm from 6-8 pm this Tuesday. Save a seat standing spot for me, GeoFreak, FrankCohen, etc….

by iVinshe on Oct 30, 2011 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Will do

Although I have an IM basketball game at 8:15 (fucking lame timing), so I’ll be at Haas like an hour before the game and will stay till around 7:55ish, at which time I will head over to the RSF. Then I’ll come straight back to Haas at around 9.

*Insert something witty here*. Oh, and Stanfurd Sucks.

by FrankCohen on Oct 31, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at this fucking love connection!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

All thanks to you, Twist!

by iVinshe on Oct 31, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Millionare Matchmaker 2! Thats me!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

One tiny p[ositive from the game Saturday...

Was that Miller finally got some decent looks and made a few plays. He managed to.. oh shit! Maynard just threw another pick!

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 6:31 AM PDT reply actions  

There was also an odd play where Maynard threw at Miller. Miller ran the wrong way or wasnt looking or Maynard overthrew him or something and it was picked.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was a stupendously awful pass to throw. Maynard came under and pressure and lobbed it in Miller’s general direction. Miller had no idea the ball was coming, especially on that trajectory so kept running his route while the safety just camped under it for the easy pick.

For that pass alone, Maynard would’ve been executed in my Totalitarian regime, much less for the other 2 horrific picks he threw. The 4th pick, I couldn’t tell if its was a bad pass, poor route, whatever. I was so disgusted I screamed “FUCK YOU” at the TV and turned it off so didn’t see any replays.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a Starkeytatorship! Im moving to Canada!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry Twist, you’re safe from execution…so long as you toe the party line. Joe Starkey? Not so much.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

What shouold I bring to this line party?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, that pass was just horrible.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

it would had been nice had Miller, oh I don’t know, swiveled his head a little.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but he’s running his route and the ball is not suppose to be there. I thought the same thing at first, but that’s not fair to Miller.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

but it is a live football game as opposed to practice, where things change dynamically and other inputs are at play, so maybe a little awareness of what’s going on around him would have been in order…

As you can tell, this game has annoyed me more than just about any game I can think of.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, me too.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of on the fence here…while running routes, I’m not sure I can always expect my receiver to keep looking back for the ball. I guess it comes with timing & chemistry between QB & receiver to know each others tendency

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think a little blame has to go to miller. without seeing the play (missed the game again, sigh…), if miller senses pressure before the snap, he should expect to break his route off

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re probably right that Miller should get some of the blame. I wonder who was the hot receiver on that play (if there was one).

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keenan Allen

MMMM what a hot receiver

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. If Miller wasn’t the hot receiver, he runs his route per normal and Maynard just didn’t put it where he should have.

You need to watch the play to understand just how stupid of a pass it was.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

right. sure, the pressure was coming, but that’s why the best QBs either take the sack or throw the ball away to live another day. It’s clear he can get overwhelmed, so are the coaches simplifying Maynard’s tasks/prep for each game?

I know we’ve heard it before: Tedford’s plays/gameplans are way too complex. If there’s some truth to that, then he’s got a serious flaw if he is unwilling to simplify it.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. And the best receivers do something to help the QB.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough, i was speaking in generalities

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, we’d be all over Miller for breaking off his route if the ball had gone to the right place. It was a timing route that got mistimed, I think the throw was the main issue.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

but it is a live football game as opposed to practice, where things change dynamically and other inputs are at play, so maybe a little awareness of what’s going on around him would have been in order…

As you can tell, this game has annoyed me more than just about any game I can think of.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

but it is a live football game as opposed to practice, where things change dynamically and other inputs are at play, so maybe a little awareness of what’s going on around him would have been in order…

As you can tell, my pants are on fire.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t understand why that happens.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because I have a lighter in my pocket.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheew, thought you were excited to see Keenan’s pic

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller comes off as being a bit lazy sometimes

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

very. from a physical standpoint, he should be killing folks. but he never does. it’s maddening.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. The team HAS to be more heads-up on offense.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I hate to acknowledge it, it seems as though there has been little or no improvement for Maynard’s accuracy from his Buffalo days under the tutelage of Tedford. IIRC Maynard threw as many touchdowns as interceptions at Buffalo. Are we there yet?

It seems to me that we either need to give Maynard the freedom to revert to his sandlot football style (as seen in the Fresno State game) or get Bridgford in there as a “system guy” who can fulfill his role (managing the offense and throwing accurate passes) in JT’s offensive system.

However, it all starts with the big uglies and they have to perform better if we want to see any improvement at all. BTW – watched a little of Washington State last weekend – they played Oregon tough for over 1/2 the game….. this week is not a guaranteed win by any means.

by SierraBear on Oct 31, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller looked AWFULLY cavalier on that play though.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He never saw it until too late. I agree that if your a receiver, and a defender is jumping your route, you have to fight to make sure the defender doesn’t catch it – but he never got to that point. This one’s 100% on Maynard in my mind.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is on both of them but it sounds like you’ve made up your mind so we should let it go.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of Miller’s route running is not particularly crisp. He didn’t even notice there was an interception. You can see him realize it after like two seconds of “Huhhhhhh?”

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and even when he saw the situation I don’t believe he actually chased after the guy to tackle him. He just watched.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious carving business – did you do that with just a knife or was specialist equipment involved?

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by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bought a $5 pumpkin carving kit, if that counts as “specialist equipment”

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, yes it does!

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, Mr. 1%!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took like an hour to carve this :(

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

How long did it take for your special Pumpkin Butler to finish the job????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If someday, my dreams come true and I make it into that upper echelon and can afford a butler, etc….

I still want to carve my own pumpkins and decorate my own Christmas tree.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, it isn’t Christmas unless you decorate your own tree.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why I will steadfastly refuse to purchase a pre-lit tree, no matter how attractive Skymall makes them look.

Plus, I kinda like putting up the tacky ornaments I made in second grade!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, who needs fake snow when I have plenty of dandruff to make Polamalu blush!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was a gourd carving kit, stupid Chinese knockoffs!

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, that’s low…Taking honest knock-offs away from hardworking Mexicans. (kidding, don’t make me self-ban)

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by Kodiak on Oct 31, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the front door to your house???? What, are you a 46 year old father of three, with a stay at home wife, living in the 1950s? Is that photo colorized because you live in black and white?

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand this comment!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

he said he doesnt!

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trendier front door

see, it doesn’t look like what I would imagine Rishi’s front door and porch would like… not that of an urbane finance hipster…

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that Rishi is a ‘hipster,’ or perhaps you are using that word differently.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure an “urbane finance hipster” is an oxymoron!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

But this house is in Foster City! Not a spa at the St Regis!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barker Hall on campus has two of these. It’s ridiculously heavy and hard to open.

by iVinshe on Oct 31, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I think that is his childhood home, yo.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also LOL’d.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disappointed

After the first frame, I thought this was going to be about Nyan Boateng.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaah

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

the nyancat ipod touch game has been very useful at wasting my time

by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a game? haha.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, you basically jump on platforms and collect milk and desserts. worst/best game ever

by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprising to think how far people on the internet will take the sound a cat makes in japanese.

poptarts…to rainbows…to songs…to actually making a game.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sum up the UCLA game in one sentence

Here’s my start. Potential themes here…

Nickname for this performance: The Prince and the Paupers

We were defending the run not to show up.

If our run defense was a 1990s movie it would be played by Alicia Silverstone as a spoiled Beverley Hills teenager.

We defended Prince like we were the Queen of England, except she would have made a tackle or two.

We were the Morris Day of the Rose Bowl.

Wellington Mara just rolled over.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Beauty And The Beast, where I’m the beauty and Cal football is the beast.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Prince is such a dreamy Gascon

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neuheisel: “So boys, I’ve been thinking…”
All: "A dangerous past time!
Neuheisel: “I know. But those Cal guys don’t seem to be guarding…
…The Quarterback. How. Can. It. Be. Soooo!??!?!”

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by Kodiak on Oct 31, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was more than one sentence

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it perfectly matched the beat and rhyming structure of the Gascon song from Beauty and the Beast!

/guess what the girls have been watching and re-watching and re-watching…

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by Kodiak on Oct 31, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Beauty and the Beast! One of my all-time fave Disney pictures!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

really? that’s definitely in my lower half

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because you have no heart.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, it’s because lion king, the aladdins, mulan, etc are just way better movies

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

My top 3 from childhood:
Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast

The rest were good/average, IMO. I still remember the lyrics to most of the Lion King and Aladdin songs.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You ain’t never have a friend like me!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Riff raff, street rat!
I don’t buy that.
If only they looked clooooooser

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s pretty much the same as my top 3. Then you have Little Mermaid, and the rest are a tier lower.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Aladdin
2. Lion King
3. Little Mermaid

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is nearly the correct ranking. Little Mermaid is better than Beauty and the Beast. But Lion King is better than Alladin.

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stating opinions as facts, much?

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, no. This is the only acceptable and correct ranking:

1. Lion King
2. Aladdin
3. Little Mermaid

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be fun at parties.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not a little brown boy growing up in America, so I’m just going to say, I like Aladdin better, and let’s leave it at that.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if we are going to dress up as a little brown boy for trick-or-treating tonight? Can we like Little Mermaid better then?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

did zoonews jr have a costume?

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little jerk won’t put it on. We handed it to daycare this a.m. and said FIX THIS

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can like whatever you like.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genocide?

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zach Maynard as best Cal QB of all time?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican mangoes?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Child slavery

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Popular sitcoms that rely on a laugh track to initiate an audience response?

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe it or not that’s a studio audience in most cases. they just FORCE you to laugh or you dont get to watch charlie sheen mess up his lines and swear any more.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a studio audience but then they punch it up with a magic box or else everything would sound more like The Soup.

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

there r more peeps in the 2 half men + reverb. the soup is like 10 peeps 2 half men is 50+ how do i know BECAUSE I WENT OH GOD WHY DID I GO

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds HORRIBLE

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What show?

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.5 men

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Media that no one else likes so I can feel better about myself?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

60 Minutes?

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dane Cook?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pakistan National Field Hockey Team?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 24-Hour Sarah Palin Hotline?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lindsay Lohan?

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curry?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unwell mistakings of the grammars?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is quite an interesting statement atoms (no sarcasm), insofar as you grew up in SoCal.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

People from NorCal like Aladdin; people from SoCal like Little Mermaid.

It’s one of those things.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

pqtm

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

pqtm.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well-done.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

pringle

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s interesting that you had that experience and reaction to Aladdin, even though you grew up in an area full of brown people.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s what you meant. Growing up though, you barely ever even saw brown folks in the media, let alone as the central character or anything. There was no Outsourced. No Tom Haverford or Abed-style character on Thursday night sitcoms. The closest thing I can think of was Tony Shalhoub playing the taxi driver on Wings. So, to have a sweet Disney animated feature with a hero who looked sorta like me was a major novelty. And of course it didn’t hurt that it’s an incredibly entertaining film.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the most “fun” of the Disney revival movies.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TONY SHALOUB ISN’T WHITE?!?!?!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was so cool in Gattaca.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love monk!

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you probably looked more like Jafar than Aladdin

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahah you got me, I’m actually a withered, emaciated, 7-foot-tall old wizard.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what happens when you put on your robe and wizard hat?

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i report your ISP

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m referring to the fact that Aladdin has very caucasian characteristics while Jafar is unmistakably “Arab looking”)

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m caucasian, not an Arab… Aladdin is dark-haired and tan, so… close enough!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

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by Rishi on Nov 1, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

never played?

it’s actually a good rpg combining squaresoft characters and disney ones.

you take standard square character and go to a bunch of worlds based on disney characters.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

somehow their worlds get crossed together through keyholes and such.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t explain that.

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

suspension of disbelief is required for almost all video games

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonsense! I shoot fireballs out of my hands in real life!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, rishi’s indian, and that curry allows them to shoot yoga flames from their bellies.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the flame comes out of his mouth.

Can’t explain that.

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit thatsa wesome. I love Square!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lion King, sure. Aladdin, maybe (AladdinS, though? Come on). Mulan, no way.

Seriously, there’s a reason Beauty and the Beast was nominated for an Oscar. It’s an amazing movie.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was a bigger aladdin than most. hell, when else do brown people get to be the good guys?!

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gandhi!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

*bigger aladdin fan. my brain is not working today

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought you were referencing the time you put on Aladdin as a school play

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

i took method acting to a new level and started stealing bread from bazaars!

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mulan?! Interesting.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it because when else does Disney throw Chinese people a bone?

Plus, once I had a daughter, watching makes my allergies flare up.

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by Kodiak on Oct 31, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was glad they finally threw the Chinese geishas a bone in that one as well

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clancy P: This is what you give me to work with?
Well honey, I’ve seen worse
We’re gonna turn this sow’s ear
Into a silk purse!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Kevin prince is going to run right past that purse for 15 yards…

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by Kodiak on Oct 31, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other thing to remember is that all the recent Pixar pictures are also Disney. So Toy Story 3, Wall-E, and Up all qualify.

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true, but I feel like “Disney movie” tends to refer more specifically to their standard animated movies.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, with subliminal penises and all

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I expecting Redonk to chop that out and place it in the Prince’s pelvis area….

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut if mermaid and prince both has one?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVED IT

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were the Morris Day of the Rose Bowl.

Hahahaha – but I like Morris Day

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colin Kaepernick 2: Electric Boogaloo

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at Nevada, too. I think this game felt worse than that one.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

not even close…. soooo apples to orange. Losing to a bad UCLA team is far worse to losing to Nevada.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Football.

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by Kodiak on Oct 31, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get rid of Tedford AND Clancy P

Fire Tedford because he has topped. His answers over the weekend for why the team played so poorly show an amazing incompetence. He is lost.

However if Tedford stays then Clancy goes. When their backup QB runs for almost 200 yards and ends up playing like Kapernick I say Clancy needs to go. Granted the offense was pathetic but the defense just plain stunk up the place.

This shows me a team playing with no intelligence. Hell at least Gregory would have made some kind of adjustment. Our DC made things look worse in the second half. That was truly pathetic.

When you bring a guy in from the NFL who sees virtually the same offense from week to week it is extremely challenging for them when they coach in the college game. Every week an opposing team may bring a different offense and some are extremely tricky. Clancy doesn’t understand the college game. He is learning on the fly and probably needs to depend upon his LB and secondary coaches for understanding. Is that the kind of DC we need?

He made the Colorado QB and WR look like all world but neither one of them have played that well since.

This will only get worse with Tedford’s head in his @ss and Clancy coaching without one.

I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, more more!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

from your favorite poster

This is why Maynard is starting… KA21 thinks it was a down game for his sandlot brother.

Second game in three where he has had 4+ turnovers. There is no bandwagon. Only a fool would think there would be.

BTW, before I replied, I remembered that KA said this in public. Not second hand from some guy at Boston Market… This is from the horses twitter.

Also, Tedford needs to put a stop to these guys discussing team sh*t on twitter.

I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol “from the horses twitter”

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, what a conclusion!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clancy doesn’t have an @ss?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, just a mule

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think thats more than 1 sentence

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…

Seriously, I was trying to have a little fun…avoid the drone like ranting (which I am more than capable of doing myself)…

I"m annoyed about the game as it is, and now I’m getting annoyed more.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like The Prince and the Poopers.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA Trip Thoughts!

So I thought I’d quickly recap my thoughts from this weekend’s trip:

1) I was a little underwhelmed when I first walked into the Rose Bowl at 4 pm. But by the time the sun set, I was sufficiently whelmed.

2) The tailgating scene at fUCLA, and, well, most other schools, seems to beat ours.

3) I cannot live in LA. The overreliance on driving everywhere is not my thing. But, most importantly, the importance of apperances in the LA culture is just not something I want to deal with. And by appearances, I don’t mean looks; I mean people trying ot show off their money, etc. Just the way people think down there is very different.

4) Cookie Monster is the best costume ever.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

i was gonna be cookie monster too! but then i was sick and fell asleep =/

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I joked that the game made me physically ill, but it actually did not.

I was at a bar on Sat night and a British man dressed as Carl from ATHF asked me to say hi to the birthday girl at his table. This resulted in me singing “C is for Cookie” to the whole table. Good times :)

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

well not actually sick… maybe TMI but basically my thyroid doesn’t work, so i take pills to replace that. i ran out of pills and was out of town for 2 weeks, hence not taking my pills for nearly 3 weeks. which means i’ve been tired as hell and had a headache for nearly 3 weeks =/

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cookies usually help!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

OM NOM NOM

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes, sorry to hea.r

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve gone 3 weeks without thyroid medication? Brave man.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

You given up on your new username alrady?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol just noticed, too.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they beat us.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I have to look up how to spell my own screen name, I figure it’s just not worth it.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

raptorcalpse

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. thx. Now let’s see if I remember the password!

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

[pssst… rishi<3scawkneverforget]

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

my guess: fightfightfight

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

secretcalfangobears

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s none of the above, nor is it one of my usual 5 passwords. ugh. i’ll stick with this for now.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make a new account with a name that’s not so embarrassing!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

suuure
you just wanted to rub it in with that super mario Bruin avatar!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not make a new one?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I probably will later.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please dont make it KevinPrinceFakeHandoff

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

not brave… maybe “stupid”?

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Ran into Spazzy McGee and Yes We Cannon at the game. Was quite interesting!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to meet you.

Just before I talked to you I had a lulz experience. I went to the bathroom, washed my hands, dried them on a paper towel, then did my best impression of Zach Maynard and tossed the towel towards a trashcan, missed by oh, about a yard, and hit a guy in the leg. He saw, looked up, and gave me a look that said “you already know what a total and complete dumbfuck you are, so I’m just going to give you this look. *look *.” I sheepishly picked up the towel, apologized, and left.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sheepishly picked up the towel, apologized, and left.

Spot on Maynard impression!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he hit the guy in the leg. That seems more like a McNabb impersonation.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the guy was running a screen route I’d have swapped in Riley

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maynard impression would be, you were trying to throw it to the trashcan, but you overthrew it by 5 yards and it landed in the sink instead.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The (Cal) frat RV row was pretty cool, I didn’t know that things like that existed. Lots of alums at the alumni tailgate also. In fact, a lot of Cal fans at the game! Way to represent!

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was cool. I joined that tailgate for a little bit. Fun times!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where do they tailgate at the Rose Bowl? The golf course?

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and the parking lots. It’s pretty cool, actually.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I didn’t know that. Of course the only time I’ve been to the Rose Bowl was when my dad took me as a kid to the ASU-Ohio State game.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go out on top

Tony La Russa to retire

Tony La Russa retired as manager of the St. Louis Cardinals on Monday, three days after winning a dramatic, seven-game World Series against the Texas Rangers.

“I think this just feels like it’s time to end it,” the 67-year-old La Russa said at a news conference at Busch Stadium.

The World Series win over Texas was the third of La Russa’s 33-year career. The manager guided the Cardinals to the championship despite being 10½ games behind Atlanta on Aug. 25 for the final playoff spot in the National League.

La Russa retires third on the all-time wins list, 35 behind second-place John McGraw. In addition to this season, he won championships in Oakland in 1989 and St. Louis in 2006.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Smart move say I, it can only be downhill from here on out.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

you think pujols is not coming back? or just that this WS win was somewhat fluky?

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both, actually, and also, he’s 67.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone see this tweet from Cameron Jordan?
cameron jordan
@camjordan94 cameron jordan
I’ll always B a golden bear but 4int? Did Nate longshore come back?
29 Oct via Echofon Unfavorite Retweet Reply

I don’t think it’s the classiest thing to tweet… matter of fact it’s plain classless…

But I think it’s unintentionally a pretty interesting look at what can happen to the psyche of a team when the QB doesn’t get it done. You have to wonder how this affects players. It’s been a few years for Cam and he’s still upset.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought the Nate Longshore special was playing well for three quarters

THEN throwing the picks in the 4th Quarter.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

;-)

Whatever it was (and this is NOT a bash Longshore post) I think it’s interesting to see how it affects the players.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

Nate Longshore never threw 4 INTs in a game. His career high was 3, which he did twice — at Ucla in 2007 and at Arizona in 2006, two of our most faceplantiest losses of all time.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was fun! Thanks!

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m great at cocktail party conversation with Cal fans.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

DeSean just stepped on another sideline!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My show stopper is usually the Pat Barnes fumble at the 1 yard line when we were going in for victory at WSU in ’96. That one kills ’em!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

and once again, i was in a bar in boston watching that… no CAL fans other than yours truly and by the 4th quarter, with our solid come back, i had got the whole bar on the CAL bandwagon… them BOOM!

THAT is how you become a CAL fan.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you get drinks thrown in your face a lot?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Cam Jordan does not represent the average football player. He’s fucking hilarious.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

also a genuinely nice dude

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Cameron Jordan

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

relax.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

“RELAX!!!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

don’t do it, when you want to go to it

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, frankie.

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Sister’s Eulogy for Steve Jobs

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.

I didn’t know much about computers. I still worked on a manual Olivetti typewriter.

I told Steve I’d recently considered my first purchase of a computer: something called the Cromemco.

Steve told me it was a good thing I’d waited. He said he was making something that was going to be insanely beautiful.

I want to tell you a few things I learned from Steve, during three distinct periods, over the 27 years I knew him. They’re not periods of years, but of states of being. His full life. His illness. His dying.

Steve worked at what he loved. He worked really hard. Every day.

That’s incredibly simple, but true.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I read that yesterday – very touching.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anybody watch the show "Pan Am"?

They had scenes set in the Cal campus in the last episode. One character, Maggie, worked in the registrar’s office (looked kinda like Doe Library to me). She ended up sitting in on classes (probably a set), and getting into trouble when she actually takes the final exam. She wears a cute yellow cardigan with a blue block C in one scene (basically the girl version of Oski’s outfit).

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I watched one episode but it didn’t really hook me.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it yet, but now I’m excited. Surprisingly fun show!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife watches it and I did see those. Its astupid show otherwise, tho

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooo

The girl who is a secret spy is awesome and hot. So is the French stewardess.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE A STUPID SHOW

You’re like Jim Carrey’s character in The Truman Show. I think his name was The Mask.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

his name was fletcher reed, dummy

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fletcher “The Riddler” Reed tbc

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

my bad

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

will take a look on hulu when i get home.

go cal campus.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

hottttttttttttt

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes yes she is

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that’s what cal would look like without asians…

and i’d wear the guy’s c sweater.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OhioBear in 3 .. 2… 1 …. to tell us that that font on “University of California Berkeley” wasn’t used until 1968.

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the girl who was in casper the friendly ghost

by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the addams family.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEbody’s been watching ABC Family!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 31, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe i just remember from my childhood

by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am confused, how does this relate to sri lanka?

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Destiny says it all.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Wednesday Addams is the weirdest looking chick on the planet.

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious question for board

two of my best friends are husband / wife (mid 60s / early 50s). I shared something / asked for advice from husband… not with wife. Now wife is pissed because she thinks we’re keeping secrets. I wouldn’t have minded telling her in a different manner, but it’s really none of her business and I don’t like being forced into doing something and I don’t think she’s “entitled” to know it. But I don’t want this to be an annoying issue for them either.

Seriously, are husbands / wives obligated to share everything like this with each other?

What to do?

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Serious, no they don’t share everything, is this business related or personal?

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

personal. wife and i were friends first (for about 20 years) and husband and i Have been friends for about 10 years. They are both awesome people but the wife can get a little controlling and spun up. so just not something I wanted to discuss with her, though there’s no reason I can’t… but now I’m just annoyed… i can’t stand the middle aged woman martyr pressure tactic, if you know what i mean.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

middle aged woman martyr pressure tactic

i honestly have no clue what you mean.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

she is not young…nor is she old.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for the clarification, cool cat

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

nor is she a man.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have found that women of a certain age, take on a sort of martyr syndrome. As part of that they try and guilt you to getting what they want.

And WOW did I just open a potential can of worms. I may ask the mods to delete this post…

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh ohs…

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude, women of all ages do this.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, me.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

but you are every woman.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paging CalBear81

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like the misogynist among you are going to listen to anything I have to say on this subject.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t said anything here! Why am I the misogynist?!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not. (This time, at least.) But you are the one who summoned me.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought you’d be interested! And I’m not a misogynist!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CalBears81, if you bothered to read Rishi: Secret Diaries of a Love Assassin you would know this to be true.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not available for Kindle. :(

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm, ahhhh, marketing FAIL. Let me talk to my people, I’ll see what I can do.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even for kindling!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 31, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think he’ll listen to anything I say?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have I ever?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire Starkey’s mother agrees

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paging CalBear2015

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

CalBear81 nods in agreement

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did she know about it in the first place?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

She read his gmail

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I texted a message to him… and i suspect she want to know what the text was about… classic husband / wife stuff, I suspect (since I’m neither)

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont be friends with ’em any more

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW – Two responses

1) Apparently this person has learned that punitive anger/ threat of emotional consequences (read withdrawal of affection) are powerful weapons in achieving her goals (this is generally true BTW), and apparently feels threatened ( with regard to you, or by her husband??) by her exclusion from the information to the point where the “big guns” are required.
    A) Nature of the threat? Either Loss of Control related to lack of access to information she perceives as valuable; or, perceived loss of support from you – within the husband-wife-fiatlux relationship

2) Why can’t you tell her to get the information from her husband if she really thinks needs it?

by SierraBear on Oct 31, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

2) That would be unfair to him. I don’t want to put him in an awkward position of then having to betray my trust.

I’ll just tell her because it really doesn’t matter that much and in the end of the day I value both their friendship… but i’ll be annoyed about. But that too will pass.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably the best course of action

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh no, there is no obligation to share, especially if you’ve asked that person to keep it quiet for whatever reason.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my experience, many husbands & wives assume “don’t tell anyone” does not include their spouse, who they view as just an extension of themselves when it comes to information. I always preface conversations with my married friends with “you can’t tell anyone, even jim/janie, is that OK? Because if not, we’re not going to talk about it.”

One thing that makes this situation awkward is that you were her friend first. She probably still views you as “her” friend rather than “theirs.”

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tell my wife everything. I even read every single DBD comment to her at night to bring her up to date on my day. I ttakes 4 houors every night.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

She must never tire of hearing how lame you are.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shes concerned about you

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awfully sweet, but I’m in fine health.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, good outcome

Scootie was right… she felt betrayed that i had gone to hubby… we ranted for a few minutes… i told her what it was and we hugged it out and had lunch. all is good.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a very late lunch!

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to stop by South Coast Plaza…

And drop a friend off at the airport.

and traffic was a BEY-ATCH tonight

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love south coast plaza. and yes, traffic was que horrible tonight.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

took me almost an hour and a half to get from LAX to Hollywood Hills. c’est la vie.

you ever go to the Porsche Design store at SCP? great place… bought some luggage and a KILLER soft brief case there last year…

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

all their stuff is great.

by j.lee on Nov 1, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

it really is. i always want to buy out the store but then I think of this and decide against it.

by fiatlux on Nov 1, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve always figured that, since i don’t actually drive a porsche, i shouldn’t be buying their gear no matter how cool it looks.

by j.lee on Nov 1, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

in fairness, the luggage, briefcases, watches, home stuff is non-auto dependent ;-)

by fiatlux on Nov 1, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where am I wrong here?

So 4th quarter, after another terrible INT by Maynard, fUCLA drives and then fumbles. Cal recovers. Then sits there on the sideline forever, while they show the replay on the board twice, then it gets reviewed.

Why didn’t Cal take the ball and snap it to prevent a review?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

you’re new to CAL football?

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Refs blew it dead to review it, said so on TV.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay, thanks!

This is something we did not know at the game, so it seemed like a coaching error.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could be remembering it wrong, but I think we tried to get a play off, but the refs stopped it.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

we did try to get a play off, but that’s Rishi’s point… it took SO long to get the play off… we should ALWAYS have an emergency play we run if its nothing else than just grounding the ball.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need help CGB: Movember starts tomorrow

Should I shave my goatee into a mustache for the month?

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

how does that work?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sport a mustache for the month of November for men’s health awareness. (Seriously go get an annual check up)

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

From their website
Link

On Movember 1st, guys register at Movember.com with a clean-shaven face. For the rest of the month, these selfless and generous men, known as Mo Bros, groom, trim and wax their way into the annals of fine moustachery. Supported by the women in their lives, Mo Sistas, Movember Mo Bros raise funds by seeking out sponsorship for their Mo-growing efforts.

Mo Bros effectively become walking, talking billboards for the 30 days of November. Through their actions and words they raise awareness by prompting private and public conversation around the often ignored issue of men’s health.

At the end of the month, Mo Bros and Mo Sistas celebrate their gallantry and valor by either throwing their own Movember party or attending one of the infamous Gala Partés held around the world by Movember, for Movember.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That hurt my head to read.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

you need some Readwel©

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d jump on, but I’ll end up looking like Jackie Chan in the new Karate Kid.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mustache will be paper thin. I can barely grow hair on my upper lip.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t grow much facial hair aside from my fantastic uni-brow

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can grow hair on my lower face and sideburns, but can’t for whatever reason on my lip.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The facial hair I have is too sparse for me to grow a beard or mustache.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine isn’t to sparse, it just can’t grow long enough.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I can grow facial hair. The longest I’ve gone without shaving is like five days.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Growing facial hair gets itchy real quick for me.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

right. you have to power past that.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but within a few days of the “powering past it” I end up finding a white hair in my beard. then it all goes.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

pluck it out. I am with out on how unacceptable that would be.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think facial hair suits me

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

but a hair suit would be perfect for you.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

[Insert Twist joke]

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be like that until I turned 22 and then poof I had facial hair. I have to shave at least every 5 days now.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to shave at least every 5 days now.

14 year old FiatLux just called, he said welcome to 1981.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re old

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bryce Treggs called and said “I’ve always wondered what 1991 was like.”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio Bear has a detailed recap coming soon!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was awesome except for getting our ass kicked in the Big Game after his dad said during the week he’d “walk home from Palo Alto” if we lost.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe his Dad offered to move to Palo Alto if we lost.

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shave every other day because if my sparse asian facial hair starts to show, it looks kinda embarrassing.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

you and I cannot be Fake Ichiro.

by the federer express on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

but the real Ichiro would have used a header

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa…fake ichiro’s pretty good at being fake ichiro.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude i have to shave every day, FUUUUUUUUUUU

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

true dat!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why electric shavers are the best.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

without video screencaps, your conclusion is invalid.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay brb gonna take a video of me shaving

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope your carpets don’t need touching up…

by bamboobanga on Oct 31, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have to shave every yesterday!

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girl advice

The “mustache without any other facial hair” look is always a mistake.

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, nay on this look for me?!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late!

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by Rishi on Nov 1, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how thick your upper lip is. I think you can pull it off if you have a really thick upper lip.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Tom Selleck looks great with a moustache!

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by Rishi on Nov 1, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if I have a comically undersized lower lip that makes my upper lip just seem that way?

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Nov 1, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the whole point on this thing… for one month you grow the thing so everyone asks you “what the hell are you doing”

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So remember that weird DBD convo about spiraled duck manhood during the UO week?

Well we have a pond behind our office and I just witnessed full blown duck on duck violating. The mallard almost drowned the poor female duck and kept chasing her around the whole pond. I was disturbed but couldn’t look away…
/awkwardtwitter

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Ive seen one duck hold another duck down while the third duck gets it on. its bad.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s hella twisted, yo

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have to do that because female ducks have three vaginas and two of them are death traps. It’s sex warfare.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have those vaginas bc the dude ducks are assholes!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEKS?!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if this is a joke, but a female duck’s reproductive tract is twisty and full of dead ends. She has to be a willing participant for the insemination to be effective.

Ducks don’t have vaginas or assholes, they just have one hole for all functions, called a cloaca.

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

soo efficient

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and messy

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

my next corn maze will be a replica of a female duck’s reproductive tract!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to stop enabling duck-on-duck rape

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

What next, Shark porn?

amirite Rishi?

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

“oh yeah, rub that chum on my fin”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to be a little more toothy

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, nice

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce 72 days after marrying former Nevada basketball player Kris Humphries.

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers. And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support.

And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

is her ass following suit?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the greatest romance of our age is over :’(

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad day in America

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU GAY MARRAIGE!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really thought those kids would make it work.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we lose the white helmets already? 0-2 does not bode well.

by daveman on Oct 31, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

good, good.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y u troll Zach?

Reminds me of the TCU heckler messin with Baylor players after their 2010 loss

“You a freakin t-shirt guy. You nobody. You paid to watch them you punk ass bitch!”

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, tink

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The truth always hurts Zach.

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by 49er16 on Oct 31, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

zach maynard = dan quayle?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I had the same thought.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explains the overthrows

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by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Pac-12 is probably getting the form reprimand letter ready
Lane Kiffin says he was lied to by the officials on Saturday night

A full day after the Trojans’ 56-48 loss to Stanford in triple overtime, USC coach Lane Kiffin maintained Sunday that he was deceived by the Pac-12 referees officiating Saturday’s game.

Kiffin, USC’s second-year head coach, said he told an unspecified referee before the final play of regulation that he wanted a timeout after the Trojans ran a play, which began with nine seconds left on the game clock. But receiver Robert Woods winded a screen pass the opposite way and was tackled inbounds with one second left, and the clock was left to run out into overtime.

It was originally ruled that Woods was tackled out of bounds with no time left on the clock. While the play was being reviewed, Kiffin reminded side judge Brad Glenn to tell the head referee that he had requested the timeout, and he said he received an assurance that the timeout would be called if it was ruled after the review that there was one second left.

“I was basically lied to,” Kiffin said Sunday.

If USC had been allowed to run another play with one second, the Trojans would have attempted a 50-yard field goal as time expired.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for Pac-12 refs! Wonder when he will get his reprimand (unless he crafted his words carefully).

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

While they’re at it, they can reprimand whichever of the officials blew the spot after a Stanford holding foul in OT. I doubt it would have changed the outcome, but that’s not a judgement call.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 31, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about putting on my Cal helmet and jersey tonight for kids' trick or treating

And going as Zach Maynard. Thinking of throwing candy to the kids and having said candy be either overthrown or caught by the wrong kid.

Unfortunately, I don’t have a #15 jersey. I have a # 10.

Wait, that could work!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

If you had an 87 jersey you could push the kids over as they try to leave your front yard.

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't have an 87. But I do have a 9.

Maybe I should throw candy perfectly until the last 15 minutes of trick-or-treating, and then start throwing it to the parents and not the kids.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, honestly, this joke meme is lame if you’re just going to say “and i’ll over throw the x by 5 feet”

you need to let people infer that…

it needs to be something like

“at the team Halloween party, the most popular costumes for Cal’s receivers were Gadafi and Mubarak… they were overthrown this year too”

Thank you.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pqtm

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

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by Rishi on Nov 1, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is going on here?

Is this the one Ladner dropped?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear.

That’s some home cookin’ right there. Too bad that sort of stuff won’t get called in AT&T park either.

by paleodan on Oct 31, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

what do you mean? Thats a picture after he bobbled the ball. To be honest, there was a chance that the defender made a good play, pulling his arm once the ball hit his hands, causing the drop.

Or he just has hands of stone, which is also possible.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same thought (that the pic is taken after the ball bounced off Ladner). As I recall the play, it was the hands of stone thing, but I could be wrong. I’m still jaded from Saturday’s performance.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 31, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he bobbled it before the defender made contact.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, Ladner has had hands of stone his entire career in Berkeley to date…

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, he should have caught that one.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. would make Royrules’s head explode

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid formatting! Number 5 was what it should’ve said

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like i’ve seen much better examples of number 5 online. Nothing I feel like backing up with pictures while at work, though.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not complaining about ms harry potter.

like that first minnie mouse as well.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no doubt but for what was on offer and RR’s well known proclivity for that sort of character/costume= imminent explosion.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite the best example

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot chicks in faux Harry Potter gear doesn’t make your, ahem, head explode????

WHY YOU HAT HARY POTER?!?

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are better examples.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, me understand what you meant now

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think #6 is juuuuuuuuust right

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What''s up out there?

Another quake? Didn’t someone post last week that Strawberry Canyon was next?

A 2.4-magnitude earthquake hit just east of Berkeley this morning, the latest in a string of quakes in the area.
 
The quake hit around 2:40 a.m. in Strawberry Canyon, the U.S. Geological Survey said. The temblor was 6.2 miles deep.

by dcblue on Oct 31, 2011 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m seriously scurred.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

is this concerning?

some tweets from CJA:

http://twitter.com/CjAndersonRB9

@DavidERod I feel you but if u knew the inside up here and the politics ull see y we be losing

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Some discussion of this is going on in norcalnick’s post.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok fine, geez.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

DBD BE BLOWIN UP ALL OVER DA PLACE YO CHECK YER TABS

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

FURK

@CjAndersonRB9 I’m guessing you can’t really talk about it on twitter, right?

 C.J. Anderson@DavidERod man only if u knew

56 minutes ago

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although I did like the Bridgford quote from John Breech’s twitter:

QB Allan Bridgford on his strengths, “I’m not the type of guy that’s going to lose a game for you.”

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

so much locker room doom

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

sads.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He best sanitize them thar tweets or else he gonna get benched

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

C.J. not bridg

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

or please oh please end up like rodgers over robertson.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats racis

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of control freak coaches like Maryland has now, but they really do need to do something about loose tweeting.

by dcblue on Oct 31, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. It’s ugly.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Monty’s done a good job with this — all his players have locked tweets.

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

First of all WTF my Twitter is in Chinese!?

Also:

CjAndersonRB9 C.J. Anderson
Im tired of people talking about my QB get off his back and jump on mine 4 not playing well cuz I know I can do betta

Now that’s the kind of tweet you want to see

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice job of covering up the tweet where he let out the truth, eh?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

either that or he was going to have to stop tweeting.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s for the best. Regardless of whether or not he is conveying things fairly, shit needs to stay in the locker room.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed. Although I have found a few tidbits from Shaq’s autobiography very interesting, that stuff needs to not be aired in public.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN LIBRUL FOOTBALL POLITICS ARE TO BLAME

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkeley city: No truth to viral email predicting earthquake

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2011/10/31/berkeley-officials-no-truth-to-email-predicting-earthquake/

An email that has gone viral that predicts an imminent quake on the Hayward fault is causing widespread concern in Berkeley, but city officials say its premise is false.

The email, which began spreading on Friday, says that geologists have told Berkeley officials that the recent spate of small earthquakes suggest that there will be a 6.0 quake or higher on the Hayward Fault within the next two to three weeks.

City officials have not been specially briefed by geologists, and there is no way of predicting earthquakes, numerous city officials told Berkeleyside.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Gawd forbid that there should be an earthquake 6.0 or greater anytime soon

In that case, the conspiracy theorists just will not shut up about how government officials knew there was a quake coming but warned no one.

And people wonder why its important to fund education. Unbelievable.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

California teachers lack the resources and time to teach science

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-science-20111031,0,3957251.story

At some Los Angeles elementary schools, teachers have drastically cut time for science because of pressure to focus on reading and math. If they can incorporate science into class time, they say they mostly have to buy their own supplies.

And educators from the state’s high-tech epicenter of Silicon Valley say some students come to high school having never once conducted an experiment in earlier grades.

California, known as a global symbol of scientific and technological excellence, is failing to invest enough time, money and training to teach science well, according to interviews and a new survey of more than 1,100 elementary school teachers and administrators.

Only 10% of elementary students regularly receive hands-on science lessons, the report found. Just one-third of elementary teachers said they feel prepared to teach science, and 85% said they have not received any training during the last three years, according to the survey conducted by the Center for the Future of Teaching and Learning at WestEd, the Lawrence Hall of Science at UC Berkeley, SRI International and others.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s too bad, because I feel like reading and math are things that I as a parent could do a decent job of teaching my kids, but could certainly use help from schools to learn science properly.

Thank god I had an amazing science teacher in elementary school.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t it suck if an earthquake hit before the stadium was renovated and made earthquake safe, destroying everything?

whose domicile? our domicile!

by hardtobecalfan on Oct 31, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, it would. A lot.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what kind of insurance is paid on a building being constructed?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

None, I would bet. The contractor has insurance, but it will exclude EQ.

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s an understatement.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s already braced, (those big steel things) it might be damaged, but very unlikely to be destroyed.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that’s a relief

whose domicile? our domicile!

by hardtobecalfan on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what we said about UCLA….

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this might be one of the most Cal comments ever on this blog.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 1, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would you say is one of the least Cal comments?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 1, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

anything that this baldie or that 6-foot turkey says

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 1, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spazzy’s epic rant about Oregon.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 1, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

guess y'all in the eastbay should be on the lookout

on wednesday.

http://sfist.com/2011/10/31/oakland_general_strike_plans_to_shu.php

Last week, over 1,600 people at the Occupy Oakland General Assembly voted to approve a resolution to shut down the city of Oakland with a citywide general strike this Wednesday, November 2nd. The proposed strike intends to close all banks and corporations for the day, while calling on laborers, teachers and students to join mass gatherings at 14th and Broadway at 9 a.m, 12 noon and 5 p.m. on Wednesday. Support for the general strike extends beyond the protesters at Frank Ogawa Plaza, as the strike has also been endorsed by labor union SEIU Local 1021 and the the teachers of the Oakland Educational Association.

In addition to staging a walkout of businesses and schools, the protest intends to shut down the Port of Oakland by forming a picket line before the 7 p.m. night shift.

In the city, Occupy San Francisco has also pledged support, with some members planning to meet at Justin Herman Plaza before taking BART to meet up with protesters in Oakland. There is, of course, the possibility that SFPD or BART officials could shutdown San Francisco BART stations during evening commute hours on Wednesday in order to block a mass movement across the Bay.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

How will anyone be able to tell if the City of Oakland stops functioning?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

That’s just uncalled for, madam.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Businesses will return in droves, crime will go down, and in general people will live much happier existences?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

indian grand prix

no stray cows, but yes stray dogs.

(sebastian vettel won the race.)

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that kinda looks chopped

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUPPY!!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a costume idea?
Costume No. 1: Carson Palmer
Just wear a Raiders jersey that you overpaid for, then spill beers into people all night while repeatedly telling everyone you’re sorry.

BSimmons: http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7160762/nfl-quarterback-power-rankings

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god i’m not buying a palmer jersey.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Simmon's NFL picks
Saints (-12.5) over RAMS
Dolphins (9.5) over GIANTS
Colts (9) over TITANS
PANTHERS (-3.5) over Vikings
RAVENS (-13) over Cardinals
BILLS (-6) over Redskins
Jaguars (9.5) over TEXANS
BRONCOS (3) over Lions
SEAHAWKS (3) over Bengals
Patriots (-3) over STEELERS
49ERS (-9) over Browns
Cowboys (3.5) over EAGLES
CHIEFS (+4) over Chargers

I bolded all the picks he got right (to my recollection).

Which is one.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

at quick glance, he got the fins game right as well

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, good point.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember these are betting lines, not who’s gonna win.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t the niners cover?

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah niners covered. so he got 3 right.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

3/12!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

statistically insignificant. (willing to defend simmons as he/grantland are still entertaining to me. easterbrook sucks. that is all)

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy it too, just pointing out how silly this weekend of football was

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t too silly…. i went 11-1 on my pick-em choices this week. :) And if SD wins, so do I this week.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sd’s wearing what we were wearing…it’s not looking for you….

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, but I suspect at no point during the game I’ll be thinking “hmmm that Philip Rivers looks like a crummy version of Kevin Prince.”. So there’s that.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but my recollection isn’t as strong as I thought :(

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DGAFIAP

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, fail

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dolphins need him more than the Colts do, I think

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well... here's Bill Simmons' take
By the way, I don’t think Manning is coming back. Three neck surgeries in two years? Stem cell treatments in Europe? This seems insane. He won a Super Bowl, set some records and made more than enough money. Why risk it? What’s the point? You don’t mess around with heads, necks and backs. My personal take: I think Indy knows he’s probably not coming back; that’s just one of the 27 reasons they haven’t fired Jim Caldwell yet. They need Andrew Luck as much as Miami does.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I dunno. Rams really fucked up yesterday!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but even if they end up with the #1 pick, there’s no way they’re going to draft Luck. They’ve got Bradford on the books for wayyy too much.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, they’re going to trade him or the first pick for a king’s ransom if they get the 1st pick.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

right i agree. they won’t draft luck tho. that’s the point. “suck for luck” implies that they will draft luck to fix their QB situation, which I don’t believe is the case. it’s just a question of whether Indy or Miami will pay that kings ransom (I think its Miami)

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

miami hasn’t had a qb since marino. read somewhere they’ve started about 30 different guy since he retired (most in the nfl).

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but if I was Luck, I’d rather go to Indy

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by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF (and it’s a big if) Rams management believe that Luck is the best QB prospect since Manning they would be raving lunatics to not draft him. Bradford may end up being good, but if you think you’re drafting the next Manning you do it.

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by norcalnick on Oct 31, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re forgetting the salary cap

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

which teams can easily work around.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I meant rookie salary cap.

Bradford’s salary is higher than Andrew Luck’s will be

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings ransom = a bunch of number 1 picks though. At least 2 first rounders, probably a handful of second rounders. Getting top pick this draft will either mean getting Luck or getting enough picks to rebuild your team in 2 years.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Luck, yes. Not for Bradford

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Bradford is more or less untradeable for value equal to his potential at this point.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that take. If I were Manning I’d call it quits. But Barnwell suggests that Miami, in one way or another, will end up with Luck.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will hate the Colts forever if that happens.

I don’t think enough has been made of how lucky the San Antonio Spurs were, when they sucked for one year and got the #1 pick to draft David Robinson, and then he went down with an injury in the year Tim Duncan went into the draft. And now it’s happening with the Colts.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREVIOUS EXTENDED…THE SYNOPTIC PATTERN WILL SWITCH ON
 WEDNESDAY AS THE TROF MOVES EVEN FURTHER TO THE EAST AND HIGH
 PRESSURE AT THE SURFACE ALSO HEADS TO THE EAST. BEHIND IT A ZONAL
 FLOW PATTERN WILL SET UP LEADING TO QUIET WEATHER THROUGH
 WEDNESDAY NIGHT. HOWEVER…THAT WILL QUICKLY END AS AN UNUSUALLY
 STRONG LONGWAVE TROF (DOWN TO MINUS 3.5 STANDARD DEVIATIONS AT 500
 MB) DIVES DIRECTLY INTO OUR AREA BY THURSDAY EVENING. RUN AFTER
 RUN OF THE MODELS HAS CONTINUED TO BEEF UP THE SHOWER POTENTIAL
 ACROSS OUR AREA AND SOME OF THE POP GRIDS WERE PUSHED INTO THE
 LIKELY CATEGORY IN THE NORTH BAY FOR THURSDAY MORNING/AFTERNOON
 AND THEN FOR SOME AREAS OVER THE SOUTHERN HALF OF THE CWA THURSDAY
 NIGHT.
BEHIND THE TROF MUCH COLDER AIR WILL FILTER IN WHICH WILL
 LEAD TO THE FREEZING LEVEL GOING TO AROUND THE 3000 FOOT MARK.
 HIGHS ON THURSDAY WILL JUST BE IN THE UPPER 50S TO UPPER 60S WITH
 AN ADDITIONAL 5 DEGREES OF COOLING IN MANY SPOTS FOR FRIDAY.
 OVERNIGHT LOWS WILL DROP INTO THE 30S AND 40S THURSDAY AND FRIDAY
 NIGHTS WHICH WILL LIKELY LEAD TO OUR FIRST MAJOR FROST OF THE
 SEASON.
WOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE SURPRISED IF WE GET A FEW REPORTS
 OF SMALL HAIL AND THUNDER/LIGHTNING FROM THE EVENT. SNOW
 ACCUMULATIONS ARE NOT EXPECTED AS THE COLDEST AIR ARRIVES AFTER
 THE MOISTURE…BUT IT CANNOT BE COMPLETELY RULED OUT. OVERALL
 CONFIDENCE IN THIS EVENT IS HIGH SO PEOPLE WITH OUTDOOR INTERESTS
 INCLUDING AGRICULTURAL INTERESTS SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE LATEST
 FORECASTS AND START PLANNING.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So basically,

Attendance for the WSU game is further f-ed?

by iVinshe on Oct 31, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

well we do play better when no one’s watching….

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP SHOUTING, WEATHER SERVICE!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Oct 31, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

trof = trough?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, this isn’t Jay Z reading the weather.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think. Forecasters are nothing if not succinct.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weatherman is quoting for trof?

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by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouty weatherman says BRRRRRRRRRR.

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Silver on Tebow:



DENVER – During more than two decades of covering the NFL, I’ve heard players disparage opponents on numerous occasions. As a journalist who has yet to be crushed by the proliferation of trash-talk, I’ve happily facilitated this dastardly dissing and shared it with the masses when given the chance.

Usually, these statements are designed to rile a rival, or to send a message that a player and his team won’t be intimidated. On Sunday at Sports Authority Field at Mile High, however, Tim Tebow(notes) was disrobed and demystified by a superior team – and then the young quarterback got low-blowed with a degree of disrespect that blew my mind.
More From Michael Silver

    Chiefs return from abyss to make noise Oct 28, 2011
    Memo to Goodell: Stop being a hypocrite Oct 26, 2011

Louis Delmas and the Lions turned Tim Tebow’s world upside down.
(AP)

"Can you believe ’15’?" one Detroit Lions defender asked after his team’s 45-10 immolation of Tebow and the Denver Broncos. "Come on – that’s embarrassing. I mean, it’s a joke. We knew all week that if we brought any kind of defensive pressure, he couldn’t do anything. In the second half it got boring out there. We were like, ‘Come on – that’s your quarterback? Seriously?’ "

It would be one thing if this particular defender could be written off as an outlier, but during the time I spent in the Lions’ locker room after the game – and, later, on the phone with various coaches, front-office executives and players around the league – similarly harsh assessments were uttered about the second-year quarterback making his second start of the 2011 season.

Words like atrocious, terrible, completely exposed and not even close to ready kept coming up in these conversations; a couple of Lions even used the term oh my god. They did not appear to be mocking Tebow’s devout Christian beliefs – however, at least two Detroit players (middle linebacker Stephen Tulloch(notes) and tight end Tony Scheffler(notes)) made a point of "Tebowing" during the game, imitating the prayerful pose the quarterback struck following the previous Sunday’s stunning overtime victory over the Miami Dolphins.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

the twitter reactions are hilarious

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by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Tebow more than I hate Luck. I wish the worst luck to Tebow in the NFL (no injuries of course). I want him to be humiliated as a human

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, such hatred. And he’s not even Indian!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why you hat greendale?

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah dammit I keep meaning to watch Community. I got 1/2 through the 1st season and my DVR decided to delete all recorded shows. I haven’t gone back yet

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Why?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘cause he’s from florida. if he sucks, i can talk so much shit to my florida friends. damn, one even brought his florida backpack to the game.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

my aunt is a professor at UF, she had to have brain surgery. tebow prayed for her and visited her in the hospital. i have no mean things to say about him after that.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing bad to say about Tebow the man. I can, however, say that he is not a good NFL QB.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fair. I agree with you.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth!

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg why do you hate christians?!?!?!?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why so much hate for Tebow?!

I mean, I get it, his fanbase is rabid about him and the media overhypes him.

But Tebow seems like a solidly nice guy to me.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i personally don’t care whether tebow’s a nice guy. he probably is. i just want to talk shit to my florida friends that deify him.

plus, as a raider fan, i’ll always love to see denver fail.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But to inspire hatred greater than that for Andrew Luck?!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s my furd bias but Luck seems like such a douche.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I agree that Tebow seems like a genuinely decent guy)

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d root for tebow if he wasn’t wearing orange.

and yes, luck looks like a douche.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you!

Tebow seems quite nice and pretty humble.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over hyped shoved down your throat great athlete bad QB

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why hate Tebow for that?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bc hes Tebow! He is the over hyped shoved down your throat great athlete bad QB~!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s the media’s fault!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why cant it be both?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Tebow acts humble and doesn’t overhype himself?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

never seemed like it to me.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all his public apperances and interviews, he comes across as humble and nice.

Please give me an example of Tebow overhyping himself.

All the hyperbole comes from the media and his coaches.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALMOST TOO NICE THO

WHAT IS HE HIDING? AND FROM WHOM????

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by zoonews on Oct 31, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like this. Tebow has a lot of faith, that’s cool, to each their own. He does make some statements praising baby jeebus like a lot of athletes, also cool, to each their own. His personal life involved a lot of church related stuff, also cool.

From all this, evangelicals have made Tebow their favored son, so you better damn well respect or it it on. That’s the issue, not so much Tebow himself.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying you didn’t resent the 2005 USC team? Or rather, you wouldn’t have resented the 2005 USC team had such an organization existed?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 1, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please, those guys acted very arrogant and cocky. Even after losing the MNC, Matt Leinart was boasting about still being the better team.

Tebow doesn’t act like that.

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by Rishi on Nov 1, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point was about the media-driven frenzy.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 1, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right and I’m saying the blame for the Tebow mania falls on the media, whereas the blame for the 2005 Trojans falls on both the media and the players.

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by Rishi on Nov 2, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The players didn’t create that degree of hype. They reflected it, which may not have been a good choice on their part, but still.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 2, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

His stance on gay marriages and his politicizing and publicizing of his religious views.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s never said anything publicly about gay marriage…

I get that you hate religion and all, but what has he done that’s so terrible?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t he in an ad sponsored by a group that is anti-gay marriage?

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in an ad regarding abortion, I do remember that

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Superbowl one?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ya that is the one i meant. thanks twist.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But there are plenty of NFL athletes out there who are far more outspoken against gay marriage than Tebow. He was in a Focus on the Family ad against abortion.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t like overly religious people. And since he’s also very overhyped and over televised, it’s a disgusting mess. Just my opinion

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I can see why you’d have that opinion, I do not understand how this hate can be greater than that for Luck.

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luck I dislike just because he sneezes out snot, has an ugly beard and he’s a damn good player that plays for our rival. But I don’t know anything about his personality one way or another to form an opinion. And unlike Tebow, Luck is actually a damn good QB (I hate saying this but it is what it is).

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate him for that (the word “hate” being absurdly overused, anyway), but it does make me regard him as a smug, self-righteous little prig.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Roy?

What has he ever done to you?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look if he didn’t keep talking about his religion (or if the media could stop) then I wouldn’t hate him.

Irrational? Yes. Stupid? Yes. But it is what it is. Everyone has irrational things sometimes.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s not like he went to furd!!!!! It’s not like he’s leading furd on a 16-game winning streak and a potential Rose Bowl run!

Man, Luck makes me so angry.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I grudgingly respect how good he is

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But…. he goes to…. furd!!!!!!

(we will go back and forth on this forever, it seems)

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by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Snot Rocket.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I can’t tell you how to feel, but this seems wildly disproportionate to any of his “offenses”, such as they are (being a well-known born again Christian over-hyped QB).

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok maybe my “hatred” statements are a bit overblown. I’m not going out of my way to do anything. I see Tebow have a bad game? Good. And then I forget about it. I see people “Tebowing” after they sack him? I chuckle in appreciation.

That’s about it

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm...
I hate Tebow more than I hate Luck. I wish the worst luck to Tebow in the NFL (no injuries of course). I want him to be humiliated as a human

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok maybe my "hatred" statements are a bit overblown

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might benefit from therapy. Just something to consider.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This boy needs therapy.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

psychosomatic

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m gonna kill you

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is royrules ill, Is royules ill, Is royrules ill. Is royrules ill today?

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m missing this reference

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play the kazoo, let’s have a tune!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, my friends, is my favorite song ever.

It’s the opinoin of the entire staff that RoyRules is criminally insane.

by Scootie on Oct 31, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What are you, Twist?

Use google!

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by Rishi on Nov 1, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Bing

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by Rishi on Nov 1, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m lazy

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 1, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

RoyRules’ truancy problem is way out of hand!

by Scootie on Nov 1, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mental plan!

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why must you rin it?!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

*ruin

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just surprised MR F didn’t jump in here first, tbh. It needed to be done.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Not all references need to be hijacked!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do not accuse a fellow brown person of hijacking anything. Thank you!

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some fruits too low-hanging even for me.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused by this sub thread

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Bruining it.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picked off a wayward comment and took it in a direction the Cal team didn’t intend? Yeah sounds about right.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you

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by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raptorcalpse would never do anything like this

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I would have been annoyed yesterday but this is somehow funny today.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This boy needs therapy!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 31, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tape she made with Ray J?

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The time it takes atomsareenough to understand a joke.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard to tell, that was so boring it just seemed longer

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Rakesh

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

…why, did they record a song together?

:)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Lindsay Lohan’s line of coke #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist on his wedding night.

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( :( :(

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage The NBA LockOut: 123 days and counting

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

so he’s quickly back to being unemployed…

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck!?
The small building in India’s south-eastern state of Andhra Pradesh was once home to a family of four. But everything changed the evening that Laxmi Narayan found his 20-year-old daughter, Monica, on fire. Unable to cope with the grief, and the constant reminders of what happened, the family decided to move in with relatives.

Monica’s family had borrowed about 50,000 rupees ($1,100) from a microfinance company. However, unable to make the repayments, the family say they were harassed and humiliated by recovery agents from the lender. One evening last October, agents told Monica’s parents that the young woman should be sold to pay off the loan. For Monica, it was the final insult. She poured kerosene over herself and set herself alight.Narayan says he tried desperately to save her. The scars on his face and hands are a permanent reminder of his failure to do so.

Source

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been told many many times by my Indian International Finance professor that debt is a much bigger deal for people in India. There is a stigma, a guilt, all for having just a little bit of debt, even if that debt is to buy seeds to plant your crop. To have as much debt as even the average American is just apocolyptic. I can understand at least in some small part why this would seem hopeless and out of control for the borrowers, and probably why the lenders feel they have the right to demand repayment. It’s viewed as a sign of ill-worth. (Or so says my Finance professor who is from India).

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 31, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. I remember when I was young my all of our extended families used to make fun of my Dad for using credit cards. They though it was stupid and you should carry cash around all the time. But my Dad ignored that and now even I use credit cards for almost everything. I guess the reluctance to use CCs probably stems from that aversion to debt.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, it really says something too about how casual Americans are about using credit for EVERYTHING. Plus, I’m much cooler when I use my credit to buy BLING. /American

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 31, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate it when they don’t accept my amex card….

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get points!

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realized I had a shit ton of points on my Chase card recently.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many tebow toys will you buy to burn in effigy?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A billion!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Each Hitler can have a 1000 Tebow toys to hold!

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s not a problem to use CC for everything (like I do), as long as you pay off the bill in its entirety by the end of the month. Do not pay only a portion and have to end up paying the interest rate.

I bet the banks hate me.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends what your business is. As Scootie has pointed out, you’re an ideal customer for her former company.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why so?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you hate Tim Tebow

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by Rishi on Oct 31, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has something to do with the way that the credit card companies borrow the money to pay for you or something

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

More or less, I’m sure Ms. Scootie can explain it better, but overall, a company like AMEX is going for lower leverage, high output. If you pay off your credit card immediately after every purchase (let’s pretend that purchase was $1000), AMEX pockets somewhere in the neighborhood of $30-40 just for using your card and is required to hold $0. If you were to make that purchase and not pay back immediately, now AMEX has to serve as a loan, and needs to hold more capital to “back” your loan. Even if you wait a month to pay it off, they’d make, say $40 on the fee plus $40 on the interest ($80 total) but required to hold $1000 on their balance sheets.

And I’m totes not doing this justice.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I better Raptorcalspe could do it justice!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly that jackass forgot his password and is too lazy to do a password reset.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok I can do slightly better.

AMEX operates like a charge card (which is how you use your card)

Other cards operate like a credit card which is the business model you are mostly referencing.

Both can be used as charge cards. The way you structure your finances as a charge card has to do with what you figure, as a business, your core operation is about (are you providing a convenient vehicle for spending (a la Neiman Marcus) or are you providing a form of debt financing)

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raptorcollapse could still have done better.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. F. would have jumped in with a Simpsons reference a few lines up.

by Harsha on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Chinese players wait for Pip to throw the ball.

                                     CHINESE PLAYER #1
                         Come on! Throw Ball!

                                     ANNOUNCER #2
                         Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation
                         of American?

                                     ANNOUNCER
                         Yeah! yeah!

                                     ANNOUNCER #2
                         Okay —
                              (American accent)
                         Hey I really really want that, that
                         looks good.

               The announcers laugh their asses off.

                                     ANNOUNCER
                         Hey, hey, hey, let me try, let me
                         try.
                              (American accent)
                         I’ll use my Credit Card.

               They laugh even harder. They fall out of their chairs.

                                     ANNOUNCER
                         Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

                                     ANNOUNCER #2
                         Yes!!!! Yes!!!!!… Y’all come a
                         back now ya hear.

by LeonPowe on Nov 1, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 31, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You took a class on Indian International Finance?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It covered how to visit with your White Co-workers and not laugh at their round bellies covered in Hawaiian T-shirts.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 31, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

why you wet yourself

when you get scurred.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer_extra/2011/10/peeing_your_pants_why_do_people_urinate_when_they_re_scared_.html

Blame the limbic system. Bladder control requires a sophisticated interplay of brain regions. An area of the brainstem known as the pontine micturition center is in constant contact with the bladder. It knows when pressure is building, and makes the preliminary decision to void. Thankfully, this area doesn’t have exclusive control over our bathroom habits, or we’d urinate whenever (and wherever) our bladders become full. The prefrontal cortex can override the desire to pee by sending an inhibitory signal to the brainstem. Under stressful conditions, however, the inhibitory signals from the frontal lobe can themselves be overridden by the limbic system, a combination of brain areas that controls the famous "fight or flight" response. When we become stressed or anxious, electrical signals from the limbic system become so intense that the brainstem has trouble following the frontal lobe’s commands. That’s why many people urinate more frequently before important exams or in the starting corral of a marathon. In life-threatening situations, the limbic system’s orders become so urgent that you can’t even make it to the bathroom.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

y no poop? Like that one runner from Germany or whatever?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

javale mcgee's filipino?

no, not really, but he’s getting a passport.

http://deadspin.com/5854928/javale-mcgee-to-become-the-latest-non+filipino-on-the-philippines-national-basketball-team

The Philippines is a nation crazy about basketball. Sick of always losing to China in the FIBA Asia Championships, which act as qualifiers for the Olympics and World Championships, the country has taken advantage of some lax laws on citizenship to stock their team with talent from around the world. It doesn’t matter if you have Filipino bloodlines, only that you’re willing to play.

The latest is Wizards center JaVale McGee, who has reported expressed his willingness to join Smart Gilas Pilipinas, a developmental team that plays together year-round and generally makes up the national team’s roster for international competitions. A Filipino passport is a requirement for Smart Gilas players, which one might think would be a roadblock for the Michigan-born McGee. But do you remember how we called the country basketball-crazed? We weren’t joking: lawmakers are ready to push through an Act of Congress to give McGee citizenship.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny Pacquaio will surely let this pass, he’s a congressman in the south.

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what happens if they don’t beat the chinese?

does pacman knock mcgee out? or does mcgee’s reach advantage cancel out pacquiao’s hand speed?

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

javale loses, based on this gif.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well…damn…that’s a lot of crotch shot to the face of the defender.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad Trombone Tedford

Tedford video after ookla game

On KA21 being double covered: “Nope, they were in zone.”

On Kendricks not playing: “Suspension.”

On Kendricks’ 2nd suspension (1st was against blue hoes): “Nope. I don’t remember that.”

Coach P on Kendricks not in practice: “Thumb bla bla bla.”

Conspiracy theory: Ted Jefford calling injuries suspensions!

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

 paraphrasing or is he really that grumpy?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 31, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked… tired.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Nov 1, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

espn top 25 (men's bball)

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/feature/video/_/id/7127266/preseason-power-rankings

24. California
The Bears did well to make the NIT during what was to have been a transition year, and they now return four starters and one of the most experienced teams in the Pac-12. Jorge Gutierrez and Harper Kamp are scrappy seniors who have set the tone, and reigning conference freshman of the year Allen Crabbe is oozing with potential. Coach Mike Montgomery, who is healthy after a battle with bladder cancer this offseason, built rival Stanford into a powerhouse and now looks to bring consistency to a program that two years ago captured the Pac-10 title. The Bears will be playing into mid-March if they manage to stay healthy and develop some depth because their starting lineup should be solid if not spectacular. No question big things can happen in Haas Pavilion this season. — Diamond Leung

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

[HEAD BANGING ON TABLE]

Dominic Artis to… Oregon

What the fucking fuck. First Jabari, and now this. Fuck the Ducks and their moronic court.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

putting my trust in monty and his coaching ability to put together good bball teams….

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm worried about many things

monty is not one of them.

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, I definitely trust Monty to put together a good basketball team, but I think it would be substantially easier and maybe the team would be better than otherwise with some of these top talents on it that are instead going to fucking Eugene, Oregon to play on this monstrosity.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and who knows if oregon will be any good?

they could very well end up being ucla under lavin; a squad of very beatable mcdonald’s all-americans.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dana altman put together a solid program at Creighton, though. i think he’s a pretty good coach

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by boomtho on Oct 31, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m still reserving judgement. it’s never certain whether a coach can adjust to new surroundings.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

might’ve been perfect for omaha, might not be so perfect for nike u. (though i do think he’s a good coach as well.)

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could, but I’d rather the all-americans came to Cal to be tutored by Monty.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, but i’m not going to complain about kids that don’t want to come to cal. it’s their loss, not ours.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can be both, especially if they go to a conference rival.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say, “you don’t want to go to cal? well then, f u.”

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, better Oregon than UCLA.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 31, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i were in nyc, i'd go see this.

http://asiasociety.org/blog/asia/video-u-ram-choes-mesmerizing-animatronic-sculpture-guardian-hole

For Asia Society Museum, Choe has created a kinetic, seal-like creature that appears to be breathing while dozens of intricate “wings,” leaf-like and gold in color, flutter above him. Guardian of the Hole (Custos Cavum in Latin) is the name of the piece, and its creation was inspired by a 10th-century Indian sculpture, Shiva as Lord of Dance (see image below), part of the Asia Society’s Mr. And Mrs. John D. Rockefeller III Collection. The exhibition is part of an ongoing In Focus series in which contemporary artists create new works inspired by Asia Society’s permanent collection.

According to Choe’s story, Custos Cavum guards the flow of communication between two realms. Just as the Hindu god Shiva represents balance and harmony, the Guardian is also a symbol of coexistence.

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Both epic and creepy at the same time. It’s a doggy dog world!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“dog-eat-dog”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no eating or competing going on in that picture, so I think Cugel’s version is appropriate and probably a pun.

/me

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i strongly disagree, given cugel’s track record

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 31, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, good point.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I finally get a good joke off, and no one will believe I meant it! Now I know how Twist feels when people just assume he’s trolling.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just assumed you watch modern family

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 31, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh.. (that too)

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 31, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what its like when doves cry?

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I initially gave you the benefit of the doubt!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 31, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were making a Doggy Dogg World reference.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be more ironic if he was walking a human.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is nothing good enough for you?!?!?!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut if but do Marshall walking Marshall?

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know that there isn’t a ginormous dog in the dog costume!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesomely creepy.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 31, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's true what they say...

dog and their owners really do start to look alike.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about cats and their owners? Because Im hairy and I like my belly rubbed

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Oct 31, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are one groovy cat.

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE...

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!


For the third straight week, a Pac-12 game involving Cal was not picked up by one of the television networks. Cal is once again working to get it carried on one of the Comcast SportsNet channels.

"I’ve been waiting my entire life for a troll of your magnitude.

They call me the Trolls Of Trolls. The internet’s most successful troll. I’ve been aware of your legend, your mystique, but I didn’t dare leave my underground lair to find you.

Now, it is time to dance!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 31, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

we timmy or jimmy in this fight?

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to the game, Cal fans!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 31, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEED MOAR SANDY: HOW CAN FIRE TEDFORD WHEN NEGOTIATE TV DEAL SAME TIME??

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Nov 1, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

kids con parents sin costume came to my house expecting candy.

“oh hell no you getting candy without kids in costumes!”

by j.lee on Oct 31, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

2000 anyone???

Come on, can’t let a devastatingly demoralizing downer of a defeat to UCLA deter us.

Or can we?

by fiatlux on Oct 31, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes we can!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want 2000 mentality? Okay then!

Boy howdy, I sure hope we score more than one touchdown this week! Maybe if the defense works, we can actually have a close game!

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Nov 1, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2000 Mentality?

I know a lot of people out there are worried, but I think we’ve bottomed out on the NASDAQ. Down 40% from its high this year, this is a great buying opportunity and I see the NASDAQ bouncing back in the next couple years!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Nov 2, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody got it.

In 2000, Cal defeated UCLA in triple OT, 46-38. Beating a good UCLA team was in distinct contrast to the rest of the season, in which Cal was 2-8. Cal’s other wins that season were against Utah (24-21 in Game 1) and USC (28-16 in Los Angeles in Game 8).

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Nov 2, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. 3-8.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Nov 2, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But really, 2-8, 3-8, who the hell cares!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Nov 2, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

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