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KNOW YOUR ENEMY: UCLA Offense Preview

Hmm, I wonder if that Applebees down the street is hiring...


 

Greetings, Bear fans. Hope everyone enjoyed that win over the Utes as much as I did. Some tremendous positives to be taken out of that game, and some things the team can continue to improve upon. I was pretty thrilled with our defensive effort, although Jon Hays just might win the second annual Brock Mansion Award for "Most Woefully Unprepared and Awful Backup QB Thrust Into a Starting Role" this year in the Pac-12. Welcome to the conference, glad to have you guys! Seriously though, good luck to the Utes. They're going to need it.

This week, we'll be facing a team with plenty of its own problems, off-field and on. Ladies and gentlemen, the 2011 UCLA Bruins! The Bruin fanbase has officially turned on both the coach and the AD (and its about damn time by the way), the players have given every appearance that they've quit on their coach, and...oh yeah, there was a little issue right before halftime of that prison rape they suffered in Tucson last Thursday. Now, we all know a thing or two about a program embarrassing itself on the national stage, but really...let's just take a minute and hand it to the Southern Branch. Style points. Lots of them.

Despite all of the things that are easy to make fun of them about, UCLA is still a sort of respectable 3-4 going into this Saturday and has a roster chock full of talent (most of whom are seriously regretting their choice of school, no doubt). And while their defense flat out sucks (106th nationally), their offense is more of a lukewarm suck (74th nationally). They, of course, run a variation of the Pistol offense. I think we're all familiar enough with the Pistol at this point, but just in case...let me try to simplify it as much as possible. It's a run-heavy shotgun offense that pairs a power running game with enough deception to freeze linebackers with doubt, hold backside defenders in place with added responsibility, and thus create space for a runner to gain heavy chunks of yardage. Since that was a pretty weak summary, feel free to give a look here too. Or, if you really want to see the Pistol run to perfection (AND YOU ARE A FILTHY MASOCHIST!), re-watch the Cal-Nevada game from last year.

UCLA returns a whole lot of familiar faces from last year's offense. And we remember what happened when they came strutting into Memorial last year, right? So what should we expect from this year in the Rose Bowl, aside from about fifty thousand empty seats? Read on, reader.

 

2011 record: 3-4

Week 1: LOSS @ Houston (34-38)

Week 2: WIN vs San Jose State (27-17)

Week 3: LOSS vs Texas (20-49)

Week 4: WIN @ Oregon State (27-19)

Week 5: LOSS @ Stanford (19-45)

Week 6: WIN vs Washington State (28-25)

Week 7: LOSS @ Arizona (12-48)

Last Season: 4-8 (LOSS @ Cal 7-35)

2011 Offensive Stats:

Passing: 211.1 yards/game (82nd)

Rushing: 172.0 yards/game (47th)

Scoring: 23.9 points/game (86th)

 

 

 

Star-divide

QB

STARTER- Kevin Prince, Junior - 6'2, 230 lbs

Prince has had a tumultuous season (career really), which makes sense considering what a dumpster fire UCLA football has been from week to week.   He started in week 1 against Houston, but suffered a stinger that saw him leave the game and then miss the week 2 victory over San Jose State. He started vs Texas in week 3, but got the hook quickly after throwing three picks early in the game. The Texas debacle appeared to bring an end to Prince's tenure as the starting QB for the Bruins, but he was tossed back into the role after Richard Brehaut broke his leg against Washington State. Worth noting that Prince led the Bruins back for a victory against the Cougars in that game as well...a glimmer of hope! Then last Thursday night against Arizona happened.  Prince threw for 286 yards against Arizona, but most of those came long after the outcome had been decided. 7-42 at halftime will do that. Those yards also came with Prince only completing 48.6 % of his passes. On the season, he's thrown for 543 yards, 3TDs and 4 INTs on 53.4% passing. He can run a bit (22 carries for 72 yards), but hasn't really had an opportunity to get comfortable as of yet. Pretty meh, but he's only played in 5 of 7 games and hasn't exactly been put in a position to gain confidence or rhythm. The poor guy has certainly suffered during his time at Westwood between injuries, inconsistency, and a horrendous coach. With Brehaut already out, any further injury to Prince would potentially lead to UCLA burning the redshirt of touted freshman QB Brett Hundley, who many view as the savior of UCLA football. Of course, they used to say that about Neuheisel too. HA!

Upside: Mobility...that's pretty much it.

Downside: Everything else needed to be a good quarterback, durability and depth.

What to expect:

Utah strategy, rinse and repeat. Any success Prince could have against our defense is contingent upon UCLA being able to run the ball. They have a deep and talented RB corps, so its certainly possible they could gash us a bit. I'm guessing we'll load up the box and dare UCLA to pass...similar to what we forced Utah to do. Expect man coverage and Man Free in the secondary. Last year, we had a lot of success bringing a blindside cornerback blitz on obvious passing downs. We could definitely see that again as well.While UCLA not having four of their wide receivers available this week due to the shenanigans during the Arizona game may seem like a big deal, its really not. None of those guys have had a tangible impact this season, and Prince still has his two favorite (and biggest) targets in Nelson Rosario (6'5) and TE Joseph Fauria (6'8). Their size will be a challenge to defend. Prince is a bit of a threat in the running game and moves pretty well, but he also takes a lot of punishment. Beating him up a bit will make him skittish, which should force some bad decisions. He hasn't shown to be a real surgeon in the passing game either, so I don't think he'll be able to really make us pay for stacking the box. The final stat line should speak volumes at the end of the day. If Prince is throwing the ball 35 times (like he did against Arizona), we got this.


 

RB

STARTERS- Johnathan Franklin, Junior (RS) - 5'10, 198 lbs

                     Derrick Coleman, Senior - 6', 231 lbs

The focal point of the Bruin offense, and also the deepest and most talented group on this side of the ball. Even though Franklin (83 carries for 520 yards, 2 TDs) is the starter here, I'm listing Coleman as well since he's really the bruiser of the two (68 carries for 343 yards, 6 TDs). Franklin is more of the gamebreaker back, while Coleman is the guy who gets the tougher inside yards. At least, that's the plan. Both guys have been a bit spotty this year, perhaps due more to inconsistent play both at QB and on the offensive line. Or it could also be due to the fact that this offense is not built to play from behind...which is something UCLA has had to do a fair amount of this season.  Typically the guy with the hot hand will get the bulk of the carries, and that has been Franklin more than Coleman. In fact, Franklin's hands will sometimes get SO hot that he starts dropping the ball. Yes, he's had a bit of a chronic fumbling problem throughout his UCLA career (sweet!). There are some talented youngsters a little lower on the depth chart that are also worth mentioning. Namely, sophomores Malcolm Jones and Anthony Barr along with freshman Jordon James. Jones is a banger in the mold of Coleman. Barr is 6'4, and could be a candidate to see more looks in the passing game with the absence of the Tucson Four on Saturday. James is a quick little bastard who can make plays in space. Barr and James are two to watch out for this weekend.  It's pretty incredible to see how many good football players succumbed to Rick Neuheisel's honey voice and surfer charm. He's like the Monorail guy from that Simpsons episode. "Were you sent here by the Devil?!" "No, good sir, I'm on the level!"

Upside: Ability, athleticism, depth.

Downside: Ball security, consistency, easily wiled by empty promises

What to expect:

Strength on strength, once again. Obviously the pistol (should) play to UCLA's running game, and UCLA has talented running backs of all shapes and sizes to throw out there. But we saw both Franklin and Coleman last year in the pistol offense. Know how they did? Franklin had 13 carries for 54 yards (4.15 YPC). Coleman? 2 carries for 1 yard...including this little beauty:

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Taking away rushing yardage lost on sacks, UCLA rushed for 58 yards against the 2010 Cal defense. On 26 carries. Now I'm not saying we should expect an exact repeat of that, but I think its safe to say Clancy and co. know how to stop this rushing attack. We lost some of the key guys that implemented said plan in the 2010 game, but we have a good portion back and our run defense looks pretty damn good still. That 2010 UCLA team had just ripped off three straight wins where they rushed for 266, 264, and 437 yards the previous three weeks.  THIS UCLA team is coming off two embarrassing losses with a comeback win over Wazzu sandwiched in between, where they rushed for 141, 170, and 37 yards the previous three weeks. Why exactly should I be worried here? Well...because there isn't much else to be worried about when it comes to this offense. If we stop them early and our offense can put a couple scores on the board, this rushing attack will essentially be neutralized. It should happen.

WR

STARTERS-

Nelson Rosario, Senior - 6'5, 218 lbs

Taylor Embree, Junior - 6', 201 lbs SUSPENDED

Shaq Evans, Junior - 6'1, 196 lbs SUSPENDED

Randall Carroll, Junior - 5'10, 186 lbs SUSPENDED

Ricky Marvray, Junior - 5'11, 188 lbs SUSPENDED

Josh Smith, Senior - 6'1, 213 lbs

Jerry Rice Jr, Junior - 5'10, 182 lbs

Yeesh. Without  re-hashing too much of the whole fight and suspensions mess, let me just point out that between the 4 wide receivers not playing this week, there was a TOTAL of 30 receptions for 360 yards and 2 TDs. They weren't utilized much, they didn't contribute much, and they likely weren't gonna make much of a difference anyway. So let's just look at whose left for UCLA, since that won't take long. Rosario is the Bruins' leading receiver with 30 catches for 558 yards. He has yet to catch a touchdown. Considering he should be a supreme red-zone weapon at 6'5 and almost 220 pounds, that is pathetic. He doesn't have very good hands and his heart has been openly questioned by UCLA beat writers. Burn. Jerry Rice Jr will likely see the first action of his college career on Saturday. He's a walk-on, and he's not his dad. At all. Josh Smith is fast and possesses big-play ability. He's only got 6 catches on the year, but they go for an average of 26.3 yards. He's also got a rushing touchdown on the year and returns kicks for the Bruins. He might get a lot of work on at least the special teams side of things this Saturday. Junior Jerry Johnson should be back after missing a big chunk of time due to a broken ankle. He's a big body, but how effective can he be in his first game back? Well, he sure seems to think he'll be okay. I guess 5 career receptions is a good indicator of domination potential. Unless Neuheisel burns the redshirt of freshman Devin Lucien, that's pretty much it for UCLA's receivers. Expect frosh running back Jordon James and F-Back Anthony Barr to possibly be split out wide as well though.

Upside: Well...they still have the guy that catches most of their passes. He also drops the most though.

Downside: Depth, discipline and intelligence...LOL!

What to expect:

Even if his hands suck and he's soft, Rosario is still a gigantic wideout and a huge mismatch for just about any cornerback. He'll have a 5 inch height advantage on Marc Anthony and a 7 inch advantage on Steve Williams. That's a lot to overcome.  He's not really a possession receiver though, as indicated by the fact that the only game where he caught more than 4 passes was against Stanford (8 catches for 83 yards) during what was really just garbage time (three quarters worth). Still, an 18.6 yard average per catch is nothing to sniff at. Expect safety help deep to mitigate Rosario's impact on long passes, especially if we stick to primarily playing man coverage, which I expect us to do. He may stack up some yardage, and that's okay as long as we keep him out of the endzone. Josh Smith has shown flashes of explosiveness, but there's clearly a reason he's only caught six balls all year. Attribute that to lousy route-running and some serious inconsistency.  Outside of Rosario, there's literally nothing to see here, and very little to worry about. After all, we WANT UCLA throwing the ball in this game. And really, the other key players in the UCLA passing game will be the running backs and tight end, not a walk-on, a kick returner, or a dude whose seeing his first game action since last year. I guess you could say these guys might not have a lot of fight in them...HEYOOO!

TE

STARTER - Joseph Fauria, Junior  - 6'8, 258 lbs

Behind Rosario, Fauria is the second leading receiver for the Bruin offense (15 catches for 216 yards, 4 TDs).  At 6'8, he's also the kind of red-zone weapon that a dude that big should be (PAY ATTENTION NELSON!).  It looked like Fauria would be a big factor in the UCLA offense after catching 6 passes for 110 yards and a touchdown in week 1 against Houston, but he's been used pretty sparingly since then...failing to record a single catch against both Oregon State and Washington State. He caught just three balls against Stanford, but two were for touchdowns.  He's yet another tough matchup for opposing defenses that just doesn't seem to factor heavily enough into UCLA's scheme.  He's not as strong of a blocker as now-supplanted starter Cory Harkey, but his hands are a lot better. Of course, that doesn't say much.

Upside: Size, athleticism.

Downside: Blocking.

What to expect:

I don't really know. It's baffling to me that UCLA has seemingly failed thus far to really take advantage of this walking matchup nightmare.  Maybe Neuheisel just figures it can be another bullet point on his lengthy resume of Fail during his time in Westwood. I think he might actually be proud of what he's done to that program at this point. Or once again, maybe its because UCLA only resorts to using Fauria (read: passing) once they're losing.  Of his 15 catches on the season, all but ONE came in games they lost. Coincidence? Doubt it. Still, I can't allow myself to assume Fauria won't be a factor in this game, even though he may not be at all. So what do you do about a 6'8 tight end? Hit him. Hard. Sean Cattouse is a bit of a liability in coverage, but he likes to headhunt. Sit him back in center field and if Fauria releases up the seam, have Cattouse stick a helmet in his ribs. This really is just me lobbing some sort of a cliche in because really, almost no defense can have a an answer for a guy this big who can catch and run. So why not? Just like the rest of this UCLA team, punching Fauria in the mouth could completely take him out of the game. FIGHT JOKE!!!

 


OL

STARTERS-

LT: Jeff Baca, Junior - 6'4, 305 lbs

LG: Greg Capella, Sophomore - 6'3, 292 lbs

C: Kai Maiava, Senior - 6'1, 318 lbs

RG: Chris Ward, Sophomore - 6'4, 330 lbs

RT: Mike Harris, Senior - 6'5, 326 lbs

This is actually a pretty good group with a lot of size, just not much depth. Maiava is the leader of this line and is a very good center. He's done well despite missing all of the 2010 season after fracturing his ankle in the preseason. Baca has returned to Left Tackle for the last couple games after also recovering from a leg fracture. He's a versatile guy who has started games at both guard and tackle, and could even play center if needed. Harris is another seasoned vet who has started 28 games at right tackle for the Bruins...probably their most consistent lineman. It gets more interesting when we look at the two guard spots. Greg Capella is seeing his first college action this season at left guard, and has been susceptible to bull rushes. He was forced to play center while Maiava served a one-game suspension against Houston too. At right guard, Chris Ward had been alternating with JuCo transfer Alberto Cid...until Cid got himself suspended for the first half of this Saturday's game for his role in the Tucson fracas. Some obvious irony considering that bringing Cid in was supposed to add a little more maturity and discipline to this group. How's that working out? Overall, the three guards have been inconsistent, as have the three more veteran guys. It was pretty shocking to see the kind of trouble they had with an undersized Arizona DL last week, especially when you consider that same Wildcat defense ranked 116th nationally against the run going into that game. The Bruins had 37 yards on 25 carries. That same toothless Wildcat defense had tallied just three sacks in their previous six games...and none since week 2. They sacked Prince twice. What is really scary for UCLA is the number of young and inexperienced guys waiting in the wings. There are basically no guys with game experience backing up the starters.

Upside:  Experience, sort of. And...uh...size?

Downside: Consistency, depth.

What to expect:

Maybe I'm just pumped all full of sunshine after last week, but I'd say we're gonna have a good day against this line. They are big and they have some talented pieces, but they don't seem to consistently be able to put it together. In reviewing their schedule, I can also venture to say that we'll be right up there with Texas and Stanford as far as the best front sevens they've seen thus far. Let's consider the debacle against Arizona (the game, not the fight) as an outlier for now too, because i still don't think the UA defense is any good...and that wouldn't fit in with what I'm trying to say . Coincidentally, both the Texas and Stanford defenses held the Bruins to just 141 yards rushing on the day, while also forcing UCLA QBs into 42.3 and 54.5 % completions, respectively. What does this mean? Well, if we're as good (or better?) up front as those two teams, and they handled the UCLA O-Line, shouldn't we do that too? Yes, yes we should. And we will. They've only given up six sacks on the year, but that stat is misleading. Texas failed to sack Prince/Brehaut, but they forced 3 early Prince interceptions by pressuring the hell out of him and hitting him. We'll have our shots at Prince. It's a good thing he can run a little bit.

 IN SUMMARY

A couple things are working out well for us when it comes to this matchup. Bruin fan morale is at an all-time low...a home-field advantage should be nullified by the fact that the Rose Bowl will be half-full (if that) for the Homecoming Game. Neuheisel is a dead man walking, but is still the coach...we don't have to worry about this team coming alive and playing like Zona did against them last week. Obviously they're depleted due to the suspensions as well...so we're not getting them at full strength. And most importantly, right now, we're the better team. We can handle this offense. We've seen UCLA's pistol before. UCLA's offense last year was better than this one. And guess what? We absolutely kicked their asses. We sacked this same quarterback and pummeled these same running backs. Sure, we've lost some experienced guys on defense, but the well sure as hell isn't dry. And this is the kind of offense that our front seven should absolutely feast on. Again.

But what kind of a Cal fan would I be if I just set myself up for disappointment, knowing that its in our very essence to crap the bed at the least expected times? No, I'm too smart for that. I admit, I felt more confident last week against Utah than I do this week against UCLA. And there's pretty much no reason whatsoever for that. Our defense can stop them. Our offense can score on them. But some weird shit can happen in college football on any given week. The Bruins surging up out of the abyss for 60 minutes just to ruin our Saturday (and maybe our season) would somehow not totally shock me. Do I think that will actually happen though? Nope. Bruin fans will thank us later. Or sooner. Probably sooner actually. PREDICTION: 34-17 BEARS

DOOM?

 

LINKS-

 

Bruins Nation - For UCLA Bruins Fans

Inside UCLA with Jon Gold

cfbstats.com - 2011 UCLA Bruins

Why does UCLA suck? - College Confidential

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by alpha1906 on Oct 27, 2011 4:03 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Is Security checking to make sure Jerry Rice, Jr. and not Jerry Rice, Sr. is suiting for UCLA?!

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by carp on Oct 27, 2011 7:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Have him do a fox trot ahead of time and we can see if its Sr.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 27, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

UCLA has shown, dare I say, an even greater ability to disgrace themselves than we have. You would assume last Thursday was rock bottom for them, but there’s still plenty more opportunities for it to get worse. Hopefully this Saturday included.

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only concern I have is that this is going to be a huge emotional game for uclol. The players have had more than a week of hearing about how they suck and how they embarrassed the “cour letters” and how they are quitters and how they’re letting down their coach, etc etc etc.

Not to mention the innate inferiority every uclol-ian feels when dealing with the real University of California about anything.

So I just have this feeling that they will come out with a huge chip on their shoulders needing to prove themselves, and that this attitude and energy will compensate for their ineptitude, impotence, insolence, and other obvious shortcomings.

My only consolation is that emotion like that burns out fast and may not be enough to comensate for their being so piss-poor. Though, if they can manage a strong first quarter, and even grab a lead, it will be a hard slog for our boys.

But stomping the ever-loving shit out of those pansy-ass whiners would be so incredibly nice.

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by SoCal Oski on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Loads of typos and misspellings there. I definitely need another cup of joe

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by SoCal Oski on Oct 27, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

very good stuff

I agree with everything you said. They very well could (and should) come out fired up on Saturday.

but this may be the most mentally weak team we face this year. The discrepancy between talent and performance attests to that. They basically will quit at the first sign of being overmatched (see Texas, Stanford, even Arizona). if we can demonstrate a clear superiority early in the game, it is fucking OVER.

if we let them think they’re better than us, it may get interesting…even if that only last for a little while.

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Losing to these clowns would be a complete disgrace


…that’s all I’m saying.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 27, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

For this post, it’s odd, because they seem to have some quality players, but are less than the sum of their parts. I hope we get an early lead, and have them demoralized for most of the game. Go Bears!!!

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by Cugel on Oct 27, 2011 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

this is why Rick sucks

this team should be much better than they are. they have very talented pieces, but can’t seem to put it together. That falls on the coach.

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds eerily like some accusations made against Tedford.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

your words, not mine

i was gonna just leave that alone…

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that Kendricks baby brother plays for the Bruins………

So, even if Kendricks doesn’t practice much this week, chances are he won’t miss the opportunity to get on the same field as his younger brother in UCLA’s Eric Kendricks, a 6-foot-1, 213-pound linebacker who, like his big bro, wears No. 30, and is tied for 29th in the conference in tackles per game, making 38 total stops.

by Cal_Fan2 on Oct 27, 2011 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s perfect! Baby brother goes to the Baby Bears!

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Oct 27, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

With Marc Anthony coming back to start (sharing time with McClure)...

Is that going to change the results against this offense? I hope his shoulder is back to 100%

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Oct 27, 2011 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

its a good move for this game

Anthony plays better aginst the run and is a better tackler than McClure at this point, and that is what we will primarily require from our CB’s in this game, Every indication is that his shoulder is good to go. He’s also a bit bigger, which should help against a rangy WR like Rosario.

McClure will play too, but its good to have Anthony back this week.

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great post, ManBearCal. Thanks for the info!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 27, 2011 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

very nice write up!

i agree with the above comment that sum is less than the parts. some of these guys seem really good.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

AWESOME write-up

My prediction is that if we put this game out of reach by halftime, Neuheisel is gone on Monday. If it’s close to the end, he may still have a few gasps of air.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Oct 27, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

be thankful we get them this week

We’re lucky the albatross is still hanging around the program’s neck after what happened in Tucson. They’ll be much more formidable once they move on from Rick, be that next week or later.

And while I hope he never leaves UCLA, if we blow them out i just don’t see any way that he makes it through the season.

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really, really, really would love us to show a killer instinct, grab this game by the throat and stomp UCLA into oblivion.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you're not alone

it will be there for us, but the longer we wait to take it the tougher of a game it will be. if we hit 14-0 in the first quarter or early in the second, it’s pretty much over. It’s going to once again be on Maynard and the offense to string together some drives and play relatively mistake free. Utah Maynard= easy win. Oregon/SC Maynard= fucking disaster. But the UCLA defense is worse than all three of those teams I mentioned, and its not close. I’d equate them to Washington’s D if i were feeling really generous. We should see good Maynard.

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this game were at home, I’d feel much more confident in seeing “good Maynard”. The bright spot is that the Rose Bowl should sound like a library compared to Autzen.

However, even with good Maynard, I just don’t see UCLA rolling over against us in their house. Plus, in general, we have a hard time putting teams away on the road. I guess you could say we did in ’09. But it was interesting for a while.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

F-That. The Rose Bowl will be Bear Territory, not a library. If the stadium is 50/50 UCLA fans/Cal fans, it will be more like a neutral game site. I know a lot of Cal fans who are going to show up. UCLA, not so much.

by daveman on Oct 27, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your enthusiasm.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair point, but what element of this UCLA team do you think will hurt us? We’re stout against the run, which is their strength. And i use that term loosely…they’re only ranked 47th nationally in rushing offense. Zona shut down the run by stacking the box and daring them to pass. it worked. We’ve improved a lot in pass defense, which they aren’t good at even when they have all of their receivers available. Defensively? Awful. They’re weak against the run (which we’re pretty good at). They’re weak against the pass (we have two great receivers). Special teams? they’re worse off than we are. i’m choosing to ignore the mental toll that coaching uncertainty, a deteriorating fanbase, and suffering a massive blowout loss last week may have taken on the team too.

we will have to lay an egg of epic proprtions to lose this game. Could we? Yup. But I wouldn’t bet on that by any means. Don’t be afraid to go against your instincts and be confident in this one.

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by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m just being an irrational Cal fan. Yes, on paper we should crush them. I am 60/40 confident in a win. As I was us for beating Nevada last year.

The element that scares me is our young linebackers who haven’t played against the pistol. It took our asses getting kicked against Nevada last year to teach our D how to deal with the pistol. We’ve lost Conte, the Prophet and Jordan. That is what scares me.

I am fairly confident Pendergast and our veterans will drill into the rookies the importance of playing extremely disciplined defense against this offense. But, still, it takes actual game experience to see what it’s all about.

Like I said, I think we will win, but you asked what scares me and I think it’s a legitimate concern.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took our asses getting kicked against Nevada last year to teach our D how to deal with the pistol

Hopefully lessons learned from the Oregon game will instill that discipline. Of course, there won’t be much we can do if we’re held on every outside run.

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by Berkelium97 on Oct 27, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally fair

as Berkeleium said though, these young OLBs have dealt with a similarly run-oriented misdirection offense . And it was executed better, with faster players, than what they’ll see on Saturday. And yeah, they got shredded. But i think they’ve come along since then. And keep in mind, Arizona started 2 true freshman at LB against UCLA. Those guys hadn’t played against the Pistol before either, and that team rush defense was 116th in the country against the run before the game. they did okay.

I am THE DOOMBRINGER. We Are Cal.

by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, OK, OK

I feel more confident after hearing out both your reasoning. Thank you for talking me off the ledge. I haven’t seen UCLA play at all this season, so there is no rational reason for my unease.

Like you said in your post, it’s in Cal’s very essence to crap the bed in games like this. All evidence points to a Cal blowout. But my inner Old Blue feels like it will be more like WSU last year. A game a lot closer than it should be.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

my inner Old Blue feels like it will be more like WSU last year

As long as Brock Mansion—bless his heart—-doesn’t line up under center, we’ll be fine.

Since you have not seen UCLA play at all, you may be shocked at how slow their version of the pistol is. Prince does his 90-degree hop to mesh with his RB and about an hour later one of them runs the ball. They should really consider calling it the musket offense…it is that slow.

"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach

by Berkelium97 on Oct 27, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should really consider calling it the musket offense…it is that slow.

Musket is too generous. I would venture to call them a “hand cannon” offense. Slow, extremely unwieldy, highly inaccurate but it can hurt a lot if it ever hits (which happens less than they like)

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Oct 27, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even

Hand cannons (one of the first reported firearms) were fired using fuses. Matchlocks were much faster and safer than fuses. :)

by FromCtoShining(Blue)C on Oct 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah, going back the 13th Cent Mamelukes, impressive.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great write-up!

Thanks! General sentiment on this board seems to be that demoralizing them early is best strategy. I agree!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 27, 2011 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I miss the Karl Dorrell mustache.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Funny write-up. Thanks!

by HydroTech on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

am i the only one . . .

who thinks the voice-over guy in the San Jose highlight vid (local sports anchor) sounds eerily like a straight/douchey version of the honey badger guy?

“Check out the speed on Rutley!”

by slaphancock on Oct 27, 2011 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

that picture

its perfect.

I am THE DOOMBRINGER. We Are Cal.

by ManBearCal on Oct 27, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Ewww. What is that!? A Bruin? Oh, it’s so nassty!”

by slaphancock on Oct 27, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What's a bruin anyway???

Being an Old Blue means never accepting success.

by SoCal Oski on Oct 27, 2011 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

.

"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach

by Berkelium97 on Oct 27, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

at a wedding can't watch

increases chances that we will blow them out.
Not that I don’t believe in DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

by bearacious on Oct 27, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of those games

where I have no idea at all how both teams are going to play. UCLA entire program has been questioned this week which could get the players fired up. Conversely they could lay another dinosaur-sized egg.

Speaking of laying eggs, with Cal and road games these past few years we never know which team is going to show up.

 I’d be mildly surprised if Cal lost but I definitely wouldn’t be shocked, sad to say…

by Archon on Oct 27, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

My sentiments exactly.

by KikiRevenge on Oct 27, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololololol
Downside: Ball security, consistency, easily wiled by empty promises

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 27, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops

That wasn’t meant as a reply. Oh well

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Oct 27, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome write-up. Very entertaining and I agree with your prediction on our game plan.

I think the Bruins are ready to break. If we get up on them early, this one could steam roll.

So naturally, we’ll find some way to keep them fired up and believing they have a chance. DOOM!

/been a Cal fan too long

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 27, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

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