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DBD 10.26.11 Happy Diwali!


CGB being full of Indians as it is, it's time for a Diwali DBD! Happy Diwali to everyone!


Diwali is a festival celebrated not just in Hinduism, but in Buddhism, Sikhism, Jainism, and probably a bunch of other -isms as well! I'm sure you've heard the backstory (but I'll post it in the comments somewhere anyway). The tl;dr version is it's a festival to celebrate the triumph of good over evil; of light over darkness; of [postive metaphor] over [negative metaphor]!

Instead, let's talk about the fun parts of the celebration!


A typical Diwali celebration will be at a family member's or friend's house. It's the New Year for us, so it's an opportunity to bring together all the closest friends and family.

Since it's a "Festival of Lights" (Diwali or Deepavali literally means "A Row of Lights"), houses and rooms are decorated with lights. Think Christmas in America, but sadly, there are no electronic Rama lawn ornaments. But you know what else lights up really well? Fire! So we all launch fireworks (homemade ones, nonetheless) to keep the sky lit and the night loud. We have sparklers (I have no idea what else to call them) or puljaris. Basically, sticks with a lot of sparkling fire on the end. It's like a pyro's dream come true!

A puljari! FIIIIIREEE!

Also, people worship Laxmi, the Goddess of wealth and prosperity on this night. So, naturally, people play card games and gamble their wealth! Teen patti, a regional variant on poker, is very popular amongst adults. Even kids. Don't be surprised to hear about the son of a wealthy industrialist losing his BMW because he bet his hand on it!

So, in short, here's to wishing everyone a happy day, full of joy and prosperity, and for good to continue to triumph over evil!

  And here's what the streets look like! Don't forget the Pizza Hut!

Star-divide

Cool shot of India from space!

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I hid my DBD, Rishi, so we can go with yours here.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks! <3

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, thakns for writing a great DBD!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOO-HOO!!!

I’m enjoying Jainism Diwali today!

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DIWALI!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

HAPPY DIWALI!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY DIWALI!

Great DBD, Rishi.

Very cool pics, especially the overhead one of India from space.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIGHT CANDLES

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not just any candle! A Diya!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I was making a play on “pop bottles”

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

so sad that you had to atoms that up for him, it was kinda funny.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got the joke!

But it’s Aishwarya Rai!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see the picture :-/

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

I just wanted an excuse to post a picture of Aishwarya Rai.

Any complaints?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Other than not being able to see the picture, no.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Link to bigger version

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

even a larger pic that atoms can’t see? lol

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t he see it?!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

blocked :-/

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because I'm a nice guy

I reuploaded it to imgur for you

Happy Diwali :)

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO very uplifting

Thanks, and Happy Diwali to you too :)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even I enjoyed it!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks more like an oil lamp to me. (but what do I know?)

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is!

A diya is an oil lamp made out of earthen clay.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shes pretty attractive in the left photo. However, that photo on the right and the one up top are so photoshopped, it might as well be a different person.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makeup does a lot, too.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist

I am fully aware that promotional shots of celebrities include make-up and photoshop. This is not breaking news to anyone.

Please stop ruining my fun.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Atoms vs Twist vs ikoolykdat seem to be having a competition of sorts.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

To ruin Rishi’s fun? Its surprising how many people he gets annoyed by

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet one tiny subthread about fantasy football and he gets all up in my grille!!!!!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to name my fantasy team Rishi, so the better it does the more angry he gets!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

We had to pick up Tebow in one league cuz Rodgers is on bye.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is my toughest bye week. I have 2 Packers on my team (neither are Rodgers).

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya injuries combined with Packers have us playing everyone we’ve got in both leagues. Even had to drop Dallas Clark in one league to pick up an RB, but enough of that Colts nonsense anyways.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s surprising how upset you get when other people have fun.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this where I use a calmer than you? I never understood that meme

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Lebowski

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I predict this quote will come back to haunt you.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sec119
I am fully aware Rishi’s quote will come back to haunt him. This is not breaking news to anyone.

Please stop ruining my fun.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell if you’re playing along or if you don’t get it =/.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, maybe you’re a little young for this reference by a couple of years. Generally, one should never assume that I am serious.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

(p.s. I still may not be getting it, but that’s what I was referencing!)

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I learned to avoid drugs

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

x-men arcade, among others

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many lives has William S. Sessions saved?!?!?!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

count we two in his favor!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i deserve an ‘e’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

when i look quickly at your name with the “e” i see the “olyke” which looks remarkably like “dyke”. then i pqtm.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i am not amusd

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your too sensitive – I wouldn’t mind waking up to either of them.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHOSE… oh nevermind.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Nirvana/

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never got into grunge. I was too busy listening to Ace of Base at the time.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

AALLLLLL THAT SHE WANTS IS ANOTHER BABBY OH YEAH

by Scootie on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

She leads a lonely life!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither!

I for one have no problem with the fact that actresses in movies are made to appear larger than life.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should stop watching movies in theaters and watch them on small TV’s instead.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

But if I don’t have a problem with it, why would I do that?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I misread that. My bad.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

can we get a casual racism ruling?

also, if I’ve already missed this being posted I will be properly embarrassed.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

…accounting?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay for outsourcing…

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Largest minority in CPAs

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, interesting. I don’t know too many Desi accountants, but I guess I could just not be aware of it.

Doctors, sure. Software, definitely. Engineers, you bet. Motels? You know it. Convenience stores? That’s not a stereotype for nothing. Cab drivers? Yeah, that too. I didn’t know we had accounting too.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’LL GET ACCOUNTING FROM OUR OLD, DEAD HANDS!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? i don’t know any indian cpa’s.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i figured i would if indians are the largest minority cpa’s and after cal.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a ton of offshore Indian CPAs

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know that, outsourced/offshore indian accounting dept/firms…but still surprising…

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve heard from my buddy who is a CPA

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is an Indian CPA!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was ABOUT to post this :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got the DBD in 2 minutes before mine, be happy with that.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your doctor?

Every doctor I know is a whitey.

by Scootie on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gazillion non-white doctors I know are specialists or surgeons or whatnot. So, maybe it depends on what type of doctor you know.

p.s. I, too, am a doctor!!!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, am a doctor. OF JURISPRUDENCE!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr Hook, so good to see you! I was philosophizing the other day, as DOCTORS OF PHILOSOPHY ARE APT TO DO, WHICH IS RELEVANT BECAUSE I AM ONE. Anyway, I realized it’s been awhile since I got my jurisprudence looked at. So, here I am! Please look at my jurisprudence.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were a doctor of awesome?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 27, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

In many ways, we are all doctors of awesome.

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by sec119 on Oct 27, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And my tech support people are not Indian!

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's because you don't have tech people

u’re indian!!!

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cueto and McLachlan Take Northwest Doubles Crown

The California men’s tennis team will send two doubles teams to the USTA/ITA Indoor Championships

The fourth-seeded California men’s tennis doubles team of junior Carlos Cueto and sophomore Ben McLachlan triumphed in the title match of the 2011 USTA/ITA Northwest Regional Championships on Tue., Oct. 25, at the Nordstrom Tennis Center. The Golden Bears also took home the team trophy for securing the most wins of any participating program.

By virtue of their victory in the final, Cueto and McLachlan receive an automatic berth and will join Cal’s fifth-ranked duo of senior Nick Andrews and junior Christoffer Konigsfeldt, next weekend (Nov. 3-6), at the USTA/ITA National Indoor Championships in New York. This is the first time in program history that the Bears will send two doubles teams to the indoor championships.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Football to take on UCLA:



2011 CALIFORNIA FOOTBALL
Saturday, Oct. 29, 4:00 p.m. (PT)
Cal (4-3, 1-3 Pac-12) at UCLA (3-4, 2-2 Pac-12)
The Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA

Live Coverage
TV: Prime Ticket – Bill McDonald (Play-by-Play), J.J. Stokes (Analyst), Chris McGee (Sideline Reporter)
Cal Commercial Radio: KGO 810 AM (San Francisco) – Joe Starkey (Play-By-Play), Troy Taylor (Analyst, Pregame Show), Todd McKim (Pregame Show, Sideline), Lee Grosscup (Postgame Show), Kate Scott (Postgame Show) P*Postgame at the Paragon, Claremont Hotel Club & Spa, 41 Tunnel Road, Berkeley, CA
IMG College/Cal Radio Network Affiliates: KFPT 790 AM (Fresno), KESP 970 AM (Modesto), KPRZ 1210 AM (San Diego), KMZT 1260 AM (Los Angeles), KTKZ 1380 AM (Sacramento), KFIG 1430 AM (Fresno).
All-Access Radio: The Cal commercial radio broadcast feed of the game can be heard on the Internet thorugh the All-Access channel on CalBears.com. All-Access can be found under the Multimedia tab at the top of the page.
Cal Student Radio: KALX 90.7 FM (Berkeley) – KALX 90.7 FM (Berkeley) – Danny Freisinger (Play-By-Play), Elliott Schwimmer (Analyst)
Sirius XM Satellite Radio: The home team’s commercial radio broadcast feed of the Cal-UCLA game can be heard on Sirius XM satellite radio. The UCLA home feed of the contest is available on Channel 85 on both Sirius and XM.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

w00t!!!!! get psyched!!! PUMP PUMP PUMP

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rugby in 7s tourney in Moraga this weekend:

BERKELEY – The California Golden Bears continue their efforts in developing a Rugby Sevens team, playing the same format in which the sport returns to the Summer Olympics in 2016, with their participation in the California 7s Saturday and Sunday at Saint Mary’s College in Moraga, Calif.

With the spring season on the American college landscape devoted to the full 15-man version of the game, autumn has emerged as the ideal season for the growth of the college seven-man game.

The Bears continue to face facility issues, including a lack of dedicated access to Witter Rugby Field during the ongoing renovation of Memorial Stadium until at least the fall of 2012. It is at that time that Cal hopes to have a comprehensive, long-term sevens development plan up and running.

“We are pretty green in the sevens game,” said head coach Jack Clark. “No doubt we have very good potential, but similar to most university teams, we are new to fitting sevens into our annual training and competition plans.”

The Bears have already accepted an invitation from NBC to play in its national collegiate invitational tournament in June of 2012. Cal has participated in that event the previous two years, advancing to the final in 2010 and the quarterfinals in 2011.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal-WSU sked set:

(BERKELEY) – Comcast SportsNet California will telecast the Cal-Washington State game scheduled to be played at AT&T Park on Saturday, Nov. 5. Kickoff for the Pac-12 contest is scheduled for 3:30 p.m. PT.

In addition, the commercial radio broadcast of all Cal football games can be heard on the IMG College Sports Radio Network, with KGO 810 AM in San Francisco serving as the flagship station. The KGO broadcast is also available live online at CalBears.com, while KALX 90.7 FM offers fans the student radio broadcast.

After the Washington State contest, the Bears will play their 2011 regular-season home finale at AT&T Park against Oregon State (Sat., Nov. 12).

Cal fans can enjoy each of the two remaining contests at AT&T Park in style by purchasing a single-game luxury suite. Remaining suites are located in the end zone along the first base line and include 16 game tickets. Each suite is furnished with interior and exterior HDTV’s, a kitchen, wet bar and internet access.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

BUT WHAT TIME IS THE OREGON STATE GAME? WHY WON’T YOU TELL US THAT, TWIST?!?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spite

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

KMens golf in 4th at tourney:


(WINDERMERE, FL) – Cal (293-301-294 – 888, +24) wrapped up its fall season by moving up two spots on the third and final day of action at the Isleworth Collegiate Invitational as the Golden Bears tied for fourth at the event co-hosted by Texas Tech and UCF. Cal’s six-over par round on the final 18 holes was the third-best round of the day behind only the six-under par effort by team champion Texas (295-289-298 – 886, +22) and the three-over par tally from Indiana (296-301-291 – 888, +24), who tied for fourth with Cal.

“Win, lose or draw here I wanted us to do a couple of things,” Desimone said. “I told our guys the night before the tournament that I wanted us to play well and manage our games, and if we did those two things then we’d make a good showing here.”

LSU (295-289-298 – 882, +18) and North Florida (287-300-299 – 886, +22) were the only other teams to finish ahead of the Bears in the final standings of a 15-team field that included eight teams ranked in the top 25 nationally. Cal was the nation’s No. 7 team according to Golfweek prior to the event and ranked No. 10 in the Golfstat poll.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Ivan Rackov Named MPSF Player of the Week

Second Conference Honor


California senior attacker Ivan Rackov has been named the KAP7 Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Player of the Week for the second time this season, and the fourth time in his career, after leading the Golden Bears to an 11-8 victory over Pepperdine last Friday at Spieker Aquatics Complex, it was announced Monday (Oct. 24) by MPSF commissioner Al Beaird. Rackov, a 6-1, 177-pounder from Belgrade, Serbia, paced Cal with four goals in the MPSF league win over No. 6 Pepperdine. He helped the Bears improve to 15-3 overall and 3-1 in the MPSF by scoring two of his four goals in the fourth period as Cal outscored the Waves, 3-2, in the final eight minutes to help clinch the win. With Rackov’s four scores he now has 219 career goals, placing him second on the Bears all-time career scoring list. He leads the MPSF with 54 goals in 17 matches (3.18 gpg).

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal might have to face Jerry Rice Jr this Sat:

Talking about the reality of facing Cal with six of his players suspended for the game, UCLA head coach Rick Neuheisel said, among other things, “We’ve got some other ways to play 11-man football.”

One of them being to give playing time to a redshirt sophomore heretofore buried on the Bruins’ depth chart. Though Jerry Rice caught more passes than anyone in NFL history, his son Jerry Rice Jr. has yet to catch his first pass in college.

That might change Saturday when the ursine matchup of Bears and Bruins takes place at the Rose Bowl.

“Jerry Rice has been champing at the bit to play,” Neuheisel said, meaning Jerry Jr., from Menlo School. “He’s one of those great kids you have in your program. You’re trying to find a chance to give him an opportunity and here he finds himself with a golden opportunity.”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

ruh roh

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the late 90s and early00s, they always use to doa graphic on Fox when the Niners played about the best father-son WR combo in the NFL. And Jerry Rice and JErry Rce Jr always had the most catches even though Jr was like 10 years old

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The best DBD commenter/ WR receiver combo in NFL history is Jerry Rice and me, just so you know.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah dude its me and Jerry Rice!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NinersNation talks Fullbacks:

Something I haven’t missed from the Nolan-Singletary days is the continuous position battles at damn near every position. When Jim Harbaugh came to town, it was clear that he thought that would be a waste of people’s time and energy to withhold information like that, but it appears as if a position battle has emerged.

At the fullback position, Bruce Miller and Moran Norris are the two active players competing for playing time. Norris, the longtime lead blocker for Frank Gore, has been sidelined by injury, giving Miller a chance to show what he brings in Norris’ absence. Norris has become more frail in his age, and appears to have taken a backseat to Miller, ability-wise.

Miller is anxious and excited to get out there and contribute as a blocker and pass catcher. Meanwhile, Norris has never really been known for his versatility and it could hurt him starting immediately. While Norris was out, Miller took over as the starter but was never officially slated as the number one on the depth chart.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:13 AM PDT reply actions  

w/ Marecic and now Miller, Harby’s had success developing good FBs.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for saying something nice about ’furdites.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s our coach, damnit!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not until he’s hoisting Lombardi Trophy, at which point I’ll forget his Stanfurd career.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m already on board the Harbaugh train!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a Niners fan, I am too, but I like to pretend he never had anything to do with Bear Territory South, so please don’t remind me.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you’re talking about!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the idea.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is up with all the Furd talk. Harbaugh came from University of San Diego. Risky hire but I’ll take it

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by royrules22 on Oct 26, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, he went 29-6 over there!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m talking to Cugel.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d… Eff the hairball!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks win:

Joe Thornton just recently played in his 1.000th NHL game. Since he’s been such a prolific scorer throughout his illustrious journey, a huge career achievement in the points department couldn’t be far behind.

Thornton became just the 50th player in NHL history to notch 700 assists as a result of a two assist performance in a 3-1 win over the Nashville Predators. It goes without saying that we’re watching a player who will likely be included in the Hall of Fame when he finally skates off into the sunset.

We’re a far way away from that, though, as Thornton showed tonight that he remains one of the NHL’s most dangerous passers. Joe Pavelski, who has six goals in seven games this season, has been the prime recipient of Thornton’s feeds so far this year and chipped in two more with the captain’s help tonight.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:14 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

they really need Marleau and Thornton to dominate next spring.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

although if this Havlat/Coture chemistry keeps going they might not have to.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t that evaporate in the playoffs like a can of PVC glue primer?

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO, BRENT BURNS!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, lack of Heatley makes your argument invalid.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I remember about Todd Burns is his appearance in Game 5 of the 1988 World Series. The A’s were down 3 games to 1 and were trailing in the ninth inning of Game 5. Todd Burns was the only A’s player who had not appeared in the Series. With two outs in the ninth, LaRussa put Burns in to get the final out.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that, too. Classy move by LaRussa there.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, he tried to get Eck up in the pen to get that final out, but, well, yknow….

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pringle

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer my memory, of Mike Moore in his first at bat in game 4 of the following year’s World Series.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Sacramento Queens?

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento will never be the capital of California.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. It will remain Sacramento!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Police Used GPS Tracking to Bust Identity Thief With Over 300,000 Victims

Police use of GPS tracking in investigations is something of a hotbed issue that calls into question how much privacy people are entitled to. But when it’s used successfully, as it was to arrest a California man who committed identity theft against 300,000 people, that argument becomes much more complex.

According to Cnet’s Declan McCullagh, a Los Angeles man by the name of Richard Delgado who obtained a whole lot of JC Penney credit card numbers, and then went on a shopping spree. Then one victim who had been hit brought it to the attention of a U.S. Postal Inspector, who found Delgado’s number through Facebook and linked it to calls he made to the credit card bank.

As long as a warrant is required, I don’t see a problem. I have nothing to hide…unless the 5-0s use it to track me being outside Twist’s house snapping photos of him flexing in front of the mirror—-topless.

http://gizmodo.com/5853465/police-used-gps-tracking-to-bust-identity-thief-with-over-300000-victims

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the controversy is exactly that: whether a warrant is required. Many police agencies are taking the position that they are entitled to attach a GPS device to anyone’s vehicle without a warrant. The courts are split on the issue so far.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

These GPS entitlements are destroying America’s future! Cut GPS taxes now!!!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silver And Black Pride taks Marcel Reese:

The Raiders offense has been in a steady decline since Marcel Reece was lost to injury in Week 3. They struggled to find the endzone against New England, barely gained a first down in the first half against Houston, and they were a disaster last game.

The absence of Marcel Reece can’t be understated. Reece has turned into a decent blocker, but his best blocking and havoc wreaking come from his versatility. Teams have to account for Reece in their game plan. He is a constant threat to catch the ball out of the backfield, and teams have to rotate their defense and spread out when he lines up wide.

He adds another dimension to the offense that frees others up to produce as much as he produces himself. His presence is especially valuable in the red zone and short yardage situations. He prevents teams from loading up against the run.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:18 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I don’t know who that is, but rec’d for not talking about Carson Palmer again. Burn out!

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

fullback. does some crazy things from the backfield. used to play wide receiver at washington, some it kinda awesome seeing this huge guy streaking down the down for a deep out.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apple Now Owns the Unlock Slide Gesture
Whether you’re sliding a bar or pulling a puzzle piece across your smartphone screen, you’re performing an action patented by Apple. Seriously, any “predefined gesture” used to unlock a phone is now covered under patent 8,046,721, issued today.

http://gizmodo.com/5853398/apple-now-owns-the-unlock-slide-gesture

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

The comments there either seem pissed about the patent system in general or they are saying this is a worthless patent that would never stand up in court.

I dont fully understand how the recent changes in patent law affect this patent, which was apparently filed in 2005 or some such thing. I think its gone from First To Invent to First To File. I see pros and cons in both system.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may speak for us all (or at least those of us who appreciate the idea of copyright being something reserved for the truly great ideas) when I say FUCK YOU APPLE AND ALL COMPANIES WHO COPYRIGHT STUPID SHIT THAT OTHER COMPANIES WOULD GO “Oh that makes sense intrinsically”. Seriously… FUCK any company who does this… especially Apple, who have been more than apt to take legal action against any and all to get the upper hand. These types of copyright / patent issues DO NOT help the common person OR the people who hold the copy right. All they do is encourage the status quot and not innovation. (Edit comment)

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

a nice reply to that comment at gizmodo (not me)
“A patent is not a right to practice or use the invention. Rather, a patent provides the right to exclude others from making, using, selling, offering for sale, or importing the patented invention for the term of the patent.”

That’s right. The entire purpose of a patent is so you can stop the competition from using and therefore building on your ideas.

Also, how the hell can you claim that other companies would go “that makes sense intrinsically”? If so, why is Apple the first company to implement these natural gestures? Why was Android originally heading in the direction of Blackberry until the iPhone was released? You’re one of those people who claims Apple literally does not innovate at all by trivializing their pretty revolutionary ideas. I mean, fuck, seriously? Other companies would go “that makes sense intrinsically”? Sorry, but I just can’t get over how mindfuckingly stupid that line is.

can i patent ‘mindfuckingly stupid’?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

ikoolykedat, the mindfuckingly stupid destroyer of all that is fun and funny.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much agree with that comment you have posted from the article.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, then, what is your thought on the new changes in patent law?

The comment was wrong about itbeing a copyright thing btw

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The changes seem pretty irrelevant with regard to the actual problem in my opinion. I think the problem is that they shouldn’t be handing out patents in the first place for a lot of that software and business process stuff. Software code is copyrightable. The idea of patenting the “finger slide” gesture is ludicrous.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something that the Patent/Copyright offices need to enforce. Not sure Apple is to blame here

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

All they can do is play the game.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apple isn’t to blame for the system, they’re just taking advantage of it.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you believe that this patent will hold up in court, if they try to enforce it?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it probably would. And THAT’S what’s wrong with the system. They need to change the rules so that these types of patents aren’t awarded.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, what is so fundamental about the “finger slide” that it is the sole way people can “open” phones/tablets that Apple doesn’t deserve to have this patent (if its true that they invented it and some comments on the thread make it seem like APple didnt, so I dont know)

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering how a finger slide is much different, from, say, the four small taps it takes to enter a pin.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

like…would an S-curve be okay? an “i”? What about tracing the curve of some boobies? Are we allowed to use touch screens at all now? Will I get sued if I used the ATM?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is alink to the patent, which describes it in the Gizmodoa rticle. I didnt read it.

I wonder if its just left to right sliding. Do Israeli smart phone companies skate since their slide is presumably righ tto left?????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see what’s so non-obvious about it that anyone working in touchscreens wouldn’t have been using it. In fact, it’s been used by many companies on many devices. I don’t see how the granting of this patent serves the public or helps innovation.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how the granting of this patent serves the public or helps innovation.

Is that the purpose of the patent system?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It should be. The system belongs to the public and is governed by the laws enacted by our representatives.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

My undestanding of the patent system was that it was designed to protect the property and inventions of corporations from theft.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and that generally benefits the public by rewarding innovation, but I think in this area it is a net detriment.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR FACE IS A NET DETRIMENT!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll put it this way…. What if someone had a patent on blogging and internet forums 12 years ago? Would it have taken off? Would we be here today? Probably not.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those seem like different things t ome.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know no one tried? The fact that we’re here could just as easily be taken as a data point in favor of patent system.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know someone has tried and the patent is still being processed, and when it’s approved, we’re all gonna owe someone a shit ton of money. Rishi and Twist are going to be hit hardest by the per-comment royalty system.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, i’d be surprised if sbn hadn’t tried to patent something about their commenting system.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you making fun of me b/c I don’t have any fingers? It’s like hearing ‘flipper boy’ on the playground all over again.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I can’t believe I agree with you 100% here

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by royrules22 on Oct 26, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cugel’d.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 26, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi didn’t write that, it was a comment from the page.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was explaining to royrules!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I don’t consider it to be an insult!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We all thank atoms!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, awesome. New signature!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

Why didn’t that work?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah well

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to change your signature? I had difficulty with that too recently. I think you have to make the change, then log out of SB Nation and then log back in before the change will work.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah

Well, your current signature really says it all.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 26, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a meme!

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that too once, but at some point you just gotta embrace it. (see above)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

CUGEL IS A MAN NOT A MEME

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old are you?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Older than you.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an undead vampire over 450 years old.

How old are you?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am cain, the father of all vampires

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, how come you cant get any fucking run spuport, dude??

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

because i can’t play in the daytime! stupid pre-scott TV scheduling!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, you win, Mr. sparkly skin.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You love boys who sparkle!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder you’re Team Edward.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh. i hate to break it to ya but rishi didn’t originally post that

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

The cussing should give it away

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. You still suck

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 26, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PC FTW

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

’hey sir, is that a Dell tower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB being full of Indians

Cherokee or Navajo?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I should have asked this. More specific.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the RACIS thing to ask is “feather or dot”?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

dot not slot

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blackfoot Pawnee Cheyenne Crow, Apache Arapaho.

I will be interested to see if anyone can ID that particular obscure new-wave-era line.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a guess, but Adam and the Ants?

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

winner winner chicken dinner

On the first try, at that.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow – I don’t own any of their material.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scottish

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pac-12 standings shown on the right side of the page--------------------------------->

These (SB Nation generated?) standings count our win over Colorado as a conference game. Cal is shown as 2-3 in Pac-12, when we should be 1-3; Colorado is shown as 0-5 in the Pac-12, when they should be just 0-4.

That said, if we can somehow retroactively have our win at CU declared a conference game, that’d be great.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

it’s the fuuuuture, maaan

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then our overall record is rong! We should have another win!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s dope! Real question: India or Fremont?

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Real answer: there’s no difference.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being taken to a Pizza Hut in Davao, Philippines. The person from the consulate apologized for the amount of mayonaise they put on the pizza. Say what?

by dcblue on Oct 26, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interestingly enough

Before Dominos and Pizza Hut became big in India, you could only get pizza from small shops and one fast food place called Nirula’s.

And people used to add ketchup to their pizzas. Because the “pizza” was so dry (no sauce on it) that they had to.

Some Indians carry on this tradition and you’ll see people fresh from India who add ketchup to their pizzas here just because they’re used to the taste.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

An Indian food question, my mom used to make Indian curry dishes when I was younger (she used to roast whole spices for her own garam masala, so she was pretty serious), the most common was chicken curry over rice, but we used to put condiments on top of consisting of roasted peanuts, diced green onions, raisins and bacon bits (!).

Do Indians do anything like this? I’ve never seen it in an Indian Restaurant, until one, very recently.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

No bacon bits. I’ve seen raisins used in pilaf before though.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah same here. everything but the bacon bits seem normal-ish.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s chicken curry on top of rice pulao or rice biryani. (minus the bacon bits, of course)

You can definitely find that at Indian restaurants.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I lived in Malawi I would take my students to the Blantyre (the commercial capital of the country) to see soccer. On the first trip I took all the kids to a pizza place there, Jungle Pepper Pizza… they LOVED it… and talked about it forever… and it wasn’t all that good pizza…

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Novelty!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

meaning, not enough mayo?

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this how they serve the large chicken tikka masala pizza?

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure what it’s like in Sri Lanka, but that actually exists!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know at the McDonalds they serve rice and curry. I like the curry flavored Pringles too!

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude i want a pizza mcpuff

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are tasty!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmm…hot pockets…

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCurry Pan looks delicious.

by Shadwhand on Oct 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that a bread shell?

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And is that Srarchara on the Crispy McChinese?

by Shadwhand on Oct 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I hope not ketchup!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

where’s the McVindaloo??

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Raavana ate it all :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

with which on of his heads?

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

All. Now he breathes fire like Dhalsim :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

yoga flame

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to his bio, Dhalsim’s ability to breathe fire comes from eating too much curry.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

What gives Dylan the ability to spit fire then?

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He drinks his curry, obviously.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was in the original versions. Later they revised it to an effect of his meditation and yoga.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just say no to retcons!

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about his stretchy arms? Fantastic 4 syndrome?

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yoga!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is an item in smash bros. brawl that is spicy curry. if you pick it up, you run around breathing fire for a good ten seconds or so

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

King of Lanka is now unstoppable
Muwahahaha

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO! Where’s our Rama now?!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

So racis

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised there isn’t a McCaste, a burger with many layers that uses cheaper and cheaper ingredients as you move down!

….too much?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, you wouldn’t want them touching each other.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, people from different castes don’t ever eat together.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

… atoms

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha yes I meant that completely literally and seriously.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay because they have quotas a minimum amount of cheap ingredients that must be used in every dish, whether they should be there or not.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, it’s McDonald’s, so I’m pretty sure this is actually 100% accurate.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but come on, gimme props for continuing the joke instead of getting all uppity and offended!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit joke stolen

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just listened to the Maron with Carrot Top. He is an odd guy.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever watched the Carrot Top commentary track on the Rules of Attraction DVD?? You’d never believe it but it works and is actually hilarious.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive never heard of Rules Of Attraction.

Look, I dont begrudge any guy making a buck in a tough business. People look down on him but hes done something good to have a good career over 20+ years. Hes not what I like per se, but hey Im an elitist snob!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s actually pretty successful by any ‘regular person’ metric. I don’t get the hatting either.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he has a good success over replacement person number?

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORP is too advanced for me, I just stick to Joke Average.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAUGH+ and LAUGH- are better metrics

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual headline in a story
Dog Walker Acquitted in Pooper-Scooper Case

A dog walker accused of failing to clean up after a friend’s pet has been acquitted.

A seven-person jury delivered its verdict after only about 15 minutes of deliberations, with one juror saying afterward the case appeared to be a "vendetta."

Two households at the Penderbrook condominium complex have been feuding for years. The Cornell sisters, Virginia and Christine, complained that their neighbor had walked a dog without cleaning up the waste for three consecutive days in late March and early April. The sisters offered evidence from a camera that is always mounted in a window because of the feud. (They also offered other photos shot from handheld cameras.)

The photos showed their neighbor, Kim Zakrzewski, walking a dog. Handheld shots of dog poop on the ground were also submitted.

But the owner of the dog, Michelle Berman, testified that the poop in the photos didn’t look like waste produced by her 19-pound dog. Berman told the judge she had bagged more waste from the dog as the day began, and offered to bring it in from her car.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

If i catch any jerkhole owners not picking up their dog’s poop, I will shoot them with my imaginary crossbow.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use the hose on dog and owner.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It pisses me off when I find dog shit on my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too..i hate having to stop my lawn mowing to pick up someone else’s dog poop.

I’m all for municipalities FINING the crap out of owners that don’t pick up after their dogs. It’s worse than littering—it’s littering of biological waste!

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree!

Can we also abolish dog parks within 100 metres of residential neighborhoods too?!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you live across the street from one that stays open till like 11 pm?!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, but as a dog owner guardian most of my life, I love dog parks and not NIMBYs!! (oooooo, something we disagree on!).

Also, love dog beaches! It’s so much fun to see the joy of the dogs as the romp.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

NIMBYism gets way out of hand in places like Hillsborough, where you can’t construct a pool in your backyard without your neighbor’s permission.

But be reasonable with a dog run. I’m okay with it being in the daytime, even though I’m not a dog lover. But when people are taking their dogs out to the park at 10:30 on a Wednesday night and I have work the next day… it sucks. Dogs are LOUD.

And, of course, no one pays attention to rules, so they get flaunted constantly.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, rules like those in Hillsborough get created because of dbag neighbors who start construction projects at 7 am on Saturday morning. That’s just plain inconsiderate.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you’re trolling.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding which part?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we also abolish dog parks within 100 metres of residential neighborhoods too?!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m obviously exaggerating (not trolling).

My complaining that it’s open too late and that the dogs are REALLY loud is legit.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You really should go to the city if it’s bothering you that much.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to remember a certain someone complaining about neighbors in Berkeley that would complain when people were up late making noise…..

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really not in the mood to get into another argument with you…

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just think if you move into a particular type of neighborhood, you should expect and accept the type of culture around you! If that includes dog owners, I think you’d live a more harmonious existence if you made peace with the fact that they’re there and not going anywhere.

This is your own advice!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if you actually read what I posted elsewhere, you’d see my main objection is due to the fact that, in a suburban residential neighborhood, there is a very noisy dog park very close to these houses that stays open untli 11 PM on weeknights.

Doesn’t sound very suburban-friendly to me!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but imagine you’re a dog walker and you get home late from work, after it’s dark…this would give you lots of flexibility, and be hella convenient. Plus 11pm is not really that late, and a few barking dogs is not that loud.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

imagine you’re a dog walker

Whats my motivation in this scene????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

a belly rub?

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

a few barking dogs is not that loud.

Wrong.

I mean, your comparison would be valid if I were complaining that my 2 AM ragers were getting noise complaints from the neighbors. That would not fit in with the neighborhood.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

…..so move!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks tink

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome, fauxconomist!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is this dog park?

For most cities (I believe SF included) “nighttime” hours start at 10 p.m. Noise limits are more stringent starting then.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the moon

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to help, but fine.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate your help, thank you!

I’ve tried talking to the city council and stuff as much as possible. This is actually at home in Foster City (not in SF) that I’m talking about. But they don’t seem to care and won’t even talk about adjusting hours

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s surprising how upset you get when other people have fun.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks tink

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don’t think the two things he said are in conflict either. Burbs = quiet at night, in my book.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if they flaunt their flouting?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s different.

But I don’t know how you get to there from here. As it were.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Oct 26, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

By walking

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know walking could be done by using a keyboard or a writing implement and paper.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Oct 26, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re never too old to learn!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d :)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s truly heart-rendering.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could actually work.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant grammatically!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could also make a really disturbing soap.

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by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh….11pm is HARSH.

I’m ok with living near a dog park as long as:
1. asshole owners pick up—the park provides free bags for science’s sake!
2. owners are responsible for their dogs and prevent them from running around unleashed outside of the fenced areas

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You raa… oh never mind.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live down the street from a dog park that stays open that late. The fucking stadium lights they have in that park is bright.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The lights I can always close my blinds for… but the noise, I cannot get rid of!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully the noise isn’t that bad where I’m at. It’s those damn lights.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blackout curtains work wonders.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you should go to the city! There are noise ordinances that are supposed to prevent this kind of thing. Dog parks should not be open that late.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are opposed to stadium lights? Do you, by chance, live in the Berkeley hills?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just run over the poop with the mower.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at you, Mr. Fancy 1%er, who has a lawn!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mugshot of the Day

For attorney Ray Richards, it was a first: an 87-year-old man with muttonchops charged in a major drug bust.

“This will be my first actual drug case where the accused is this old,” Richards said of his latest client, Leo Sharp.

Sharp of Michigan City, Ind., was in federal court in Detroit on Monday after being arrested during a traffic stop near Ann Arbor. Police said they found 104 kilograms, or 229 pounds, of cocaine in his pickup. That’s at least $2.9 million worth of cocaine in wholesale value, police said.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 8:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Why would he use the word “actual” in that sentence?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who watched Sons of Anarchy last night?

This season keeps getting better.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

if you have DirecTv, you’re about to get piiiiissed

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully I don’t have DirecTv.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know, the creator was on about 10 times last night. Agreed on SOA – those guys are in way over their heads. Logical plot development.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t started this season yet but really looking fwd to it.

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by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well get to it so we can talk about it without worrying about spoilers!

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We skip over spoilers pretty easily so no worries.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

you have a nice monthly income

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

$66K/year?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, very 53% of you.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks to be take-home, after taxes, which ain’t too shabby.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yah, good point. That would be a nice takeaway

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.bearswithfangs.com/2011/10/utah-recap.html

Maynard isn’t ever going to be one of the most accurate quarterbacks, but his play is undeniably more crisp when he’s on the move, rolling out of the pocket and allowing his receivers to separate from defenders in man coverage. I thought the coaches did a great job in calling for more rollouts, without overdoing it and keeping Maynard as a legitimate threat in the pocket as well. But there’s not doubt about it, Maynard is a different quarterback when he’s moving around, and the offense becomes far more dangerous.

I also liked that there were more designed runs for Maynard, and he had his best day running the ball since the season opener against Fresno State. That zone read is becoming increasingly effective, and even though you did see a few instances in which Maynard made the wrong decision to keep the ball, he was smart in not trying to do too much to get out of a bad spot and minimized the loss of yardage.

You also saw a few more option pitch plays that had varying levels of success, but I like the variety I’m seeing in utilizing Maynard as a runner, and Isi Sofele has done a good job of making something out nothing in some of those situations.

All I ask is that Maynard slides a bit more. He looks like he’s going to explode every time he gets hit.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to see a shovel pass to Sofele out of the shotgun. I think that could be a nice complement to all of the outside stuff we ran against Utah. It’ll keep the defense honest because we wouldn’t just be telegraphing “PASS PLAY” when we’re in the shotgun and could potentially open up the outsides more by us going inside. Plus, if the ball is dropped, it’s an incomplete pass.

by daveman on Oct 26, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm.. Good idea, complement to the zone read run.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we ran out of shotgun a few times last game? oh well, I’ll never look it up and find out.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm…the first few times I read this, I thought “Oh noes. The zombies will get us if we run out of shotguns.”

My bad.

[Yes, we ran out of the shotgun formation a few times.]

[[Very cool idea to bring back the shovel pass.]]

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by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did run out of the shotgun against Utah (2 times if my memory serves me), but it was sort of a forward hand-off to Sofele and he ran a sweep outside to the wide part of the field, in an attempt to make the Utah front seven go side to side. Since we’ve shown that look out of the shotgun, I’m just suggesting we thrown in a wrinkle and try the shovel pass and run it up the gut when the defense is all spread wide.

by daveman on Oct 26, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Malls…………REBORN:


Sobered by store closings and the rise of online shopping, owners of U.S. shopping centers are filling space and drawing visitors by turning to unusual tenants like gun ranges and go-cart tracks.

Mall giant Simon Property Group Inc. opened an aquarium in July at its Grapevine Mills mall near Dallas. Real-estate brokerage Jones Lang LaSalle Inc. put a fencing academy in a former Old Navy store in Florida’s Tallahassee Mall, and a community theater on the lower level of a former Boscov’s store in Harrisburg, Pa.

Aqua Tots Holdings LLC, a business that teaches youngsters to swim, has expanded to 14 locations in Arizona, Texas and Georgia and has 10 more on the way, nearly all in former retail shops. Jumpstreet, an indoor trampoline facility, is buying or leasing former grocery stores, filling them wall-to-wall with trampolines and charging patrons for hourly access.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

“Aqua Tots, ATTACK!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Amazon’s profits fell significantly. However, it appears that is because even though their revenue increased, they are really spending a lot of money on stuff:

Amazon.com Inc.’s big-spending ways are catching up with the company.

The online retailer on Tuesday posted a 73% drop in third-quarter profit and a dramatic decline in its operating margins, spurred by its heavy spending on warehouses, data centers and digital-content offerings.

The spending overshadowed Amazon’s 44% increase in quarterly sales, and combined with a conservative outlook for the fourth quarter—typically one of the company’s strongest seasons because of year-end holiday shopping—it rattled investors.

Amazon’s stock fell 12%, or $28.17, in after-hours trading to $198.98 after closing at 4 p.m. at $227.15.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I'ts not just that

Also, their 4Q outlook is lowered (profit-wise), so on the short-term, most analysts are still overweight, but less so. Long-term, prospects are still there, if (and that’s a big if) these investments in the Fire, etc pan out.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was reading up on the fire last night bc Im thinking of getting one for my mother in law for XMas. Amazon is losing $10 per fire apparently, but they think they will make it up in the other things people buy to enjoy on the fire. Interesting stuff.

Also, analysts prolly dont like you calling them fat!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really a surprise—many of the video game systems work that way too. The profit is in the licensing and video game sales

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite the same...

They’re not planning to make all the money off apps.

It’s more about people who have tablets and thus will browse Amazon.com more often and thus be more prone to buying things since they’re spending more time on the website, which will drive up their bottom line

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure why owning a Fire would increase the likelihood that Amazon.com visits will be more frequent.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe theyll go all microsoft and make everything strongly suggest you go through them.

Also, you get a free month of Amazon Prime, which you then love and stick with presumably.

Also, you love the Fire, so you are happy with Amazon and decide to use more of their services.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’d be more raw online time. Tablets are super portable.

So you’re more likely to spend just a couple minutes on the internet before bed or while watching tv or anything else. And you obviously check your e-mail and whatnot.

I’m sure Amazon has figured ways to get integrate it better, but off the top of my head, you’ll see more personalized emails saying “GREAT DEAL ON THIS THING YOU LIKE ON AMZN” or even push notifications saying “You browsed this item. It just dropped in price by 10%. Click here to see”

And of course, one touch payments on a tablet mean you’ll buy something without giving it a second thought much more easily

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although I read that the Fire is not 3G, so that does limit its portability somewhat

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure if they identify a need, they’ll add it in later models. This is a very affordable model that will probably expand the tablet market

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. The $200 is an insane price that will make a lot of 99%ers think that this is for me. And once they get that tablet, it totally changes the tenor of the market.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually VERY interested in seeing how the ‘Cloud accelerated’ browsing works. While they’re not the first to implement cloud/server side rendering or processing for web browsing, they also included additional bells and whistles that are truly novel.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No idea what you just aid

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you familiar with the concept of cached web content?

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but I dont know what those words mean without further context

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazon’s SkyNet helps your tablet get pr0n to you FASTER. It can also predict what you’ll likely visit next and pre-load some of the pages so that you’re getting your freak-on quicker

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That seems interesting. so, its like predictive websurfing?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

goto the Fire website and find the phrase ‘Machine Learning

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazon Silk told me you were going to say that. Stop being so predictable!

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

k will try to explain

cached web content on a PC means when you browse the web, the stuff you go to essentially gets downloaded to your computer. next time you browse, anything that hasn’t been changed doesn’t get re-downloaded, you just pull from that. makes loading a page much faster.

“Cloud accelerated browsing” basically means instead of just your cache, you’re sharing one with everybody else. so it should be theoretically a lot faster.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Im sharing carp’s internet with him?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quick, disinfect the internet!

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by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting word choice there.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, itll change the baritone of the market!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the looks of the shit smelling encampment at the end of Market Street, a majority of 99%ers appear already to be tablet owners.

by Scootie on Oct 26, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that kind of “tablet”!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 27, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

A few notes informing Amazon’s thoughts here:
1)
Tablet owners tend to buy more stuff
– In short, if you own a tablet, you are likely to make more purchases (correlation vs causation in question but whatever)

2) If 1 is true, then let’s steer them to our store.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I can see that result if they embed Amazon suggestions in some of the core functionality.

I still believe the most ‘sure thing’ of a revenue source from the Fire are Apps, Books, and Media.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it is, but the raw increase in apps, etc from only the Amazon store may not be enough to increase their bottom-line.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s like the strategy video game console makers have!

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

See above

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make me.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

KenCraw’s impressed with what Cal showed on Sat:

http://excusemeformyvoice.com/blog/?p=2666

•This defense is getting better every week. It was obvious after the 2nd week of the season that this Bear defense was not going to be as good as we were expecting. The loss of talent of the "Big 3″ was harder to absorb than we all thought. But as it turns out, it looks like this defense might be every bit as good as last years was… we were just unfairly comparing the defense at the end of the season versus the team at the beginning of this season. Lest we forget, last year’s defense did give up 52 to Nevada’s offense in week 3 last season. It started coming on very strong after that, although the setback versus USC is still hard to swallow. But the point is, this year’s defense may just be taking a couple more games than last season to come on strong. Last week’s performance against USC was a vast improvement over the previous season and the Oregon game was half of what the previous season’s effort was (being half way through the season compared to last year). That performance yesterday had the feel of the UCLA and ASU games last year, when the defense turned the corner and never really looked back.
•Another way to look at the above thought is all of you who are complaining about poor coaching at least need to limit it to the offense. There’s no doubt that the defensive coaching the last two years has been excellent and it’s easy to see how the defense continues to improve each week. Pendergast and his staff are doing great things.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Amy Winehouse death from alcohol?

Though the official cause of death will take a few weeks to come, Amy Winehouse’s family is saying that alcohol withdrawal was the cause, according to news reports.

The 27-year-old singer’s family told Britain’s The Sun that her abstention from alcohol cold-turkey — instead of doing what her doctors recommended and gradually tapering off heavy alcohol consumption — caused shock to her body, and ultimately, her death.

Even though this cause of death is just the family’s suspicion, alcohol withdrawal is a very real condition. Symptoms include anxiety, depression, fatigue, unclear thinking, headache and nausea. It can also cause sweating hand or body tremors and rapid heart rate, according to the National Institutes of Health.

The severe kind of alcohol withdrawal, called delirium tremens, can also cause seizures, severe confusion, hallucinations and fever. Delirium tremens can also cause death.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

why wasn’t she in an official rehab center to help her go through this?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They tried to make her go but she said, “No, no, no!”

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right on time!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was quite some low-hanging fruit there.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I read somewhere that she typically drank more than a fish.

Should have used a detox facility. What the hell do I care, her music was shitty anyways.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s harsh

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. I don’t particularly care for a lot of the new music these days, particularly the angry girl complaining rock (?). It’s not just Amy W.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s more retro blue-eye soul than anything.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should say “was”, she was a worthwhile singer.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad the music worked for you.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Making judgments about someone’s music without listening to it seems like a pretty hipster thing to do.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I listened to it as much as my wife’s 92.5, 97.3, 100.5, and 107.9 radio stations would play it. I think I’ve heard enough…

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wht about 95.7?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

no that’s carp’s station. Except when Carson Palmer’s discussed 24/7

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve still never listened to that station.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’ve heard the singles yay.

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by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

true, but people die all the time and I don’t care because I don’t know them – even though it’s often tragic and always heart-breaking for the people who did know all those dead strangers.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Know? Obviously not, but there’s something about listening to someone’s music that provides at least a illusion of a connection to them. Silly perhaps, but there it is. When I learned the last member of Jimi Hendrix Experience died a couple of years ago, I listened to their first album and raised a glass in their honor.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a fair point. I don’t necessarily feel a connection, but I understand the sense of loss you’re describing. Selfishly, I feel like it’s a loss because they created something that mattered to me, and their death is reflective of the age of my emotional and aesthetic inputs…

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You camped for a week on the streets of London for Princess Diana’s funeral, didn’t you?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I didn’t… but as chance would have it the missus and I were flying to Milan that very day and had to transfer from Heathrow to Gatwick, and so were treated to 1) a low approach over London from which you could actually see the sea of flowers outside Buckingham Palace, 2) the lugubrious BBC broadcast of the funeral procession being played to hushed silence on the bus between airports, and 3) low level hysterics from Brits old enough to know what a stiff upper lip was. It was a pathetic display for outsiders.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flew to San Francisco from London the day before the accident that killed Princess Diana. I wondered what it would’ve been like to have been in London an extra couple of days.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was in london at the time, albeit pretty young. didn’t understand what all the fuss was about. still don’t, really. ah, the colonies!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of my brit friends are now embarrassed at that maudlin outpouring… The Queen was right!

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True for us too.

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by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like she put her body through a lot more than it could handle her whole life. How the hell do you get emphysema at 25 or whatever?

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Takeaway from this

Listen to your doctors

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

New plan for school loan repayment:

WASHINGTON—
President Barack Obama is outlining a plan Wednesday to allow millions of student loan recipients to lower their payments and consolidate their loans, in hopes of easing the burden of the No. 2 source of household debt.

The move to assist struggling graduates and students could help Obama shore up re-election support among young voters, an important voting bloc in his 2008 campaign, and appeal to their parents, too. Student loan debt also is a common concern voiced by Occupy Wall Street protesters.

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The loans have become particularly painful for many amid the nation’s economic woes, high unemployment and soaring tuition costs. They are second only to mortgages as a portion of Americans’ debt, coming in ahead of credit cards.

Obama’s planned announcement in Denver comes the same day as a new report on tuition costs from the College Board. It shows average in-state tuition and fees at four-year public colleges rose $631 this fall, or 8.3 percent, compared with a year ago. Nationally, the cost of a full credit load has passed $8,000, an all-time high.

The White House said Obama will use his executive authority to provide student loan relief in two ways.

First, he will accelerate a measure passed by Congress that reduces the maximum required payment on student loans from 15 percent of discretionary income annually to 10 percent. The White House wants it to go into effect in 2012, instead of 2014. In addition, the White House says the remaining debt would be forgiven after 20 years, instead of 25. About 1.6 million borrowers could be affected.

Second, he will allow borrowers who have a loan from the Federal Family Education Loan Program and a direct loan from the government to consolidate them into one. The consolidated loan would carry an interest rate of up to a half percentage point less than before. This could affect 5.8 million borrowers.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, that ad was copied and pasted in there too and I was too lazy to take it out!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://calfootballblog.com/2011/10/21/what-cal-could-do-to-salvage-the-season/

3. Have the young talent excite the crowd – Cal now employs both young starting cornerbacks in Stefan McClure and Steve Williams. But I’m sure the fans would be excited to see a little more Brendan Bigelow breaking off big runs, Gabe King getting a big sack, Tiny Moala clogging up the middle, or Chris McCain getting a big interception. With back to back top 20 rated classes, it would be nice to see someone outside of Keenan Allen begin to carry the banner. Regardless of how the season end, notable performances by freshmen and sophomore will get Cal fans excited moving into 2012 in the new Memorial Stadium.

I’d also throw Deandre Coleman in there. Bigelow doesn’t look all that fast to me…

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s not even remotely clever.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR FACE IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLEVER!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yknow, not every time somebody thinks Im being a dick is about you, OK?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

next time I’ll write, “harsh(a)”

by the federer express on Oct 26, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a Treaty of Shimonoseki thing to say

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems more like the War of the Roses to me!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know I posted this yesterday, right?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont believe thats true.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I posted it. maybe it was a link phail. I’ll allow it.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was, but I still give you the points over Twist

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by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Prisoners Carry iPhones in Their Asses

WUT? HAHA

When we asked Sergeant Don McGraw how cell phones make their way into San Quentin, he turned to Sam Robinson, our CDC liaison and asked, “How deep do you want me to go with this?” Sam replied, “As deep as you want to go.” We knew we were in for something special.

Of all the shocking things we saw that day, perhaps the most shocking was a Samsung Captivate. It has a 4-inch screen. It’s 4.78 inches long, 2 and a half inches wide, and almost half an inch thick. And it was up somebody’s ass. Yes, an iPhone up the ass is bad, as is the BlackBerry Storm you see there, but holy God the Captivate made my eyes cross just thinking about it.

http://gizmodo.com/5853495/yes-prisoners-carry-iphones-in-their-asses

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

awesome comment
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Prisoners tend to have pretty roomy rectums. If they don’t, THEY MAKE ROOM.

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Side story (warning may be nsfl)

When I went camping in Yosemite, my buddy busted his knee, so we took him to the ER.

While we were in the waiting room, we met a guy who was in prison for a long time. And he told us how he snuck money, cell phones, etc. into prison.

One of the ways he snuck cash in was to have a friend visit and give him a bag of chips and store like a hundred or so in there in a plastic wrap. That baggie had dental floss on the end. So he’d pretend it was a chip and eat it, essentially “swallowing” the baggie, but having the floss in his mouth too. Then, once he got past security, he’d tug on the floss and remove the cash and toss the plastic.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…the story didn’t quite end like I thought it would. I thought the item would be retrieved on the other end of his body (tampon style?)

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

So… we have to get full-body scans to travel on an airplane, but we can’t administer them to prison inmates?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

the full body scans dont look inside you

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, good point. What a joke.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cub fans are desperate Kool Aid guzzlers

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-1026-sandberg-cubs-chicago—20111026,0,5554219.story

“We were coming back from lunch, walking east on Walton toward Michigan Avenue,” lifelong Cubs fan Frank Mark said. "All of a sudden, I see three people, two ladies and a guy. I eyeballed the guy and said, ‘Holy smoke, that’s Sandberg.’

“I’m 99 percent sure it was him. I watched him play throughout his career and follow him now. He had the same build, the same slick-backed hair.”

Unlike Pinzur’s encounter with Epstein, neither Mark nor friend and fellow Cubs fan Dave Burlak talked to Sandberg. But both had read the Tribune’s Starbucks story.

“That’s what immediately popped into my mind,” Burlak said. “Is it coincidence that he’s in town the day before Theo is getting introduced? It just seems weird. Whenever there is a new GM or president, usually they bring their own guy in. My thought is Quade is probably gone.”

Sandberg also reportedly dined Tuesday night at Japonais.

He was the 2010 PCL MotY

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

It would be stupid NOT to hire Sandberg. I mean, what do you have to lose?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the mutant leader Quade is leading the Cubs.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Shitter's full"

Randy Quaid?

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loved that movie.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was on the other night

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“And when Santa squeezes his big fat white ass down that chimney, he’s going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.”

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny avi is funny

http://www.pacifictakes.com/2011/10/25/2512849/cliff-harris-incident-oregon-ducks-football#comments

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: I’m not talking to you, you got me in trouble last time I talked to you.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Hungry? Yeah I’m hungry. But where’s a guy to get food? All I got are these Doritos …

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Where would I go? I don’t got nowhere to go. I can’t go nowhere. I don’t even know where the nearest bus stop is in this town.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: A burger? Remember the last time you made me go out looking for a burger? You see what happened? I got suspended man.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Hmmm, it’s true, it’d just be you and me this time. I guess Darron wouldn’t have to get involved or nothin.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: And they don’t have anything on me! I smoked it all before I even got in the car! They can’t charge me for that this time. I’m thinking one step ahead of the game this time.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

JO Notes That Cal is 11th in the Pac-12 in Graduation Rate.

Disheartening. We had some leave early for the NFL, and transfers, but didn’t everyone else in the conference? Your thoughts?

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by EchoOfSilence on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I only skimmed the discussion on this yesterday on the DBD

But am I reading this right? This statistic is only for the players who entered Cal in 2004? So this is just for one year’s entering players?

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

This was the entering recruiting class of 2004 (not including any walk-ons who may have counted in the stat)

Name Pos. Ht. Wt. Hometown High School/JC
Deemer, Bryan OL 6-4 300 Lodi, Calif. Delta College
Faaeteete, Sekeli ATH 6-1 212 San Leandro, Calif. San Leandro
Gibson, John OL 6-4 250 Stockton, Calif. St. Mary’s
Hicks, Bernard DB 6-1 200 Fresno, Calif. Edison
Johnson, Justin DE 6-3 245 Daly City, Calif. San Francisco City College
Jordan, Robert WR 5-11 160 Hayward, Calif. Hayward
Larkins, Virdell DB 5-11 185 Hercules, Calif. Oakland Tech
Longshore, Nathan QB 6-5 230 Canyon Country, Calif. Canyon
Lonie, David P-K 6-6 215 Palm Beach, Australia Ellsworth (Iowa) College
Lynch, Marshawn RB 5-11 200 Oakland, Calif. Oakland Tech
Mack, Alex OL 6-5 270 Santa Barbara, Calif. San Marcos
Malele, Noris OL 6-4 295 Carson, Calif. Carson
Mbakogu, Phillip DE 6-3 260 Hayward, Calif. Hayward
Simmons, Marlin LB 6-1 210 Compton, Calif. Lynwood
Summers, Frank FB 5-11 230 Castro Valley, Calif. Skyline
Teofilo, Chet DE 6-3 220 Chula Vista, Calif. Hilltop
Tepper, Mike OL 6-6 312 Cypress, Calif. Pacifica
Williams, Worrell LB 6-0 245 Sacramento, Calif. Grant Union

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some of those names I dont recognize at all, but I see 3 off the top of my head that I think never graduated (Larkins, Mack, Lynch)

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude Alex “The Secret World” Mack is legit. He graduated with a nice GPA and played his senior year as a grad student.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then, hes a super star!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the hero we deserve!

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

sup

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

he really is a super star.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mack Draddy!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

a nice GPA??? NICE GPA???

The dude won the Draddy award which is basically the academic Heisman. He was football’s top scholar athlete.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Asian so the best I can do is call a 3.61 “nice”. Sheesh.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fist bump

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by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summers transferred and eventually landed at UNLV. Faaeteete may not have enrolled (IIRC, he had some academic issues later).

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember Larkins.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Larkins was Lynch’s cousin who transferred out.

by Shadwhand on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s right.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Bernard Hicks in some kind of thing where he didn’t graduate?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind then.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a comment from MoragaBear
In the 2004 class, Gibson, Mbakogu and Simmons were early injury retirements. Larkins and Hicks left the program for personal issues. Summers had a learning disability and he found out real early that Cal was just too much for him. Lynch declared early. Not sure if Forsett graduated before going pro but I wouldn’t be surprised if he still has a few units to wrap up.

Even leaving Forsett in as a grad (not sure) and taking out the three early injury retirements, the two that left the program for personal issues, a learning disabilities transferee that was almost immediate and Lynch coming out early, Cal graduated, 10 of the remaining 11 players.

Still, people who don’t like Tedford will still find a way to rag on him, without looking at the circumstances

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do remember that vaguely. “Personal reasons” but it was something to do with breaking team rules, I thought.

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by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If people leave the program are they kicked out of school? If they are early injure retirements, are they kicked out of school?

Further, if they remain in school, what role, if any, does the football team have in helping them graduate?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are not questions I can adequately respond to.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do seem relevant, nonetheless.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that early injury retirements are still kept on scholarship and the football program continues to help them academically. However, I think that they no longer count against the team’s schollie total with regards to recruiting.

For players who leave the program for other reasons, I believe that they are allowed to stay enrolled if they chose, but likely have to pay their own way. I would suspect that they no longer have access to the football-specific tutors and academic advisors.

/too lazy to look it up
//talking out of memory from past stuff that I’ve read

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by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, does that mean that the 3 “early injury retirements” should count in the 10 out of 11 math?

Im not coming at this with a pre-determined conclusion. Im just tryna figure it out

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the early-injury retirements could also leave for personal reasons. In other words, they got injured, did not want to finish their degree, and did not graduate. Given the rigors of UC Berkeley and the disappointment of not being able to play on the team, I would be very surprised if many injury retirements went on to graduate.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

A valid point. This number seems meaningless without further context

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s never stopped you before.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

...or you...

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOHHHH BURN?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t ever leave me.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent “i know you are but what am I” volley!

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that we have the collective maturity of a fifth grader here! CGB!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I had the craziest experience the other day. I ran into Joe Montana at Trader Joe’s. He was clearly stressed and in a huge hurry, he even told me he was on the way to see his family, but I still HAD to ask him what it was like to play with Jerry Rice. He said something like “can I go see my family please?” Both his hands were full of groceries, so I asked if I could take a picture with me, but he refused. Can you BELIEVE THAT?! How RUDE of him to refuse my SIMPLE request. Well SORRY I bothered you Mr. Fancy Millionaire.

But seriously what a huge fucking DICK am I right people?! Isn’t he the biggest fucking dumb asshole ever?? And isn’t that the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard since the athletic department released that press statement last week, which in and of itself was the most AWFUL PR hack job since Al Gore?

RIGHT?!?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really want to start this?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let it go… he’s proven the point better than we could. Next FiatSlug will also be giving him a smack down.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of monster tries to ruin Diwali for everyone?! :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think hes just trying to ruin Diwali for you! IT WAS ALWAYS FOR YOU!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Diwali, anyway?

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never heard of it. Do you know any place where I could get some information about it?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In many ways, it is better to ask what isn’t Diwali?

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

 So it’s like a combination of Christmas, New Year’s, Fourth of July and “Star Wars”?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A small, dickless bear?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re suggesting we’re playing the UCLA DIwalis this Saturday? I don’t think that sounds right.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call him Spazzylor, and it’s time we save Diwali from his neon claws!!!!!!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the Indian grinch! Stop him!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. F, there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in this house!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You nail the windows shut, I’ll get the gun!

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to rewatch thaat ep. Its one of the greatest of all time.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

For true! Do you have Simpsons DVD’s?

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. But I could get them on Netflix…IF I HADNT DELETED MY ACCOUNT?!?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! They are all on Netflix! I was asking because for some reason my Season 4 disc 4 is scratched or for whatever reason is unrippable. I’ll just queue it up so I can rip it and put it on my computer….

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how I’ve ripped all the episodes to my computer.

//Queues up $pringfield now….

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does this help me again?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is teaching you a valuable life lesson. In fact, we have all learned a valuable life lesson here today.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 for sure, 1 maybe:

Faaeteete, Larkins, Lynch, Summers, Mbakogu (? I know he was a medical retirement)

by Shadwhand on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know RoJo was from Hayward!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

One who didn’t pay attention to which players were from Hayward until I moved there!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think raw graduation rates are a useful figure for measuring success of an athletic program

What would be better is measuring the differential between overall graduation rates vs that for the football team.

Because Cal has a lower graduation rate than most schools, remember?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant reaw graduation rates are NOT a useful measure

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAGGGHH

“raw graduation rates”

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I was trying to say on this last night, there are only 10 players between 11th and 3rd.

Also, if we’re allowing special admissions, why do we then expect them to graduate? So they can get that __________ American Studies degree? So we can pretend all student athletes and athletic programs care about academics? The 54 or whatever that graduated were committed to doing it and that’s it. Sometimes it’s a little higher, sometimes lower. It’s still minor league football.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

54 out of what number? 80? 90?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not 54

54 percent. If we’re only talking about guys who came into the program in 2004, it’s a much lower number.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im really confused as to what this is determining. Graduation rates of who? How is this number determined?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s all the data. You figure it out!

A graduation rate (percent) is based on a comparison of the number (N) of students who entered a college or university and the number of those who graduated within six years. For example, if 100 students entered and 60
graduated within six years, the graduation rate is 60 percent. It is important to note that graduation rates are affected by a number of factors: some students may work part time and need more than six years to graduate,some may leave school for a year or two to work or travel, some may transfer to another college or university or some may be dismissed for academic deficiencies.

Two different measures of graduation rates are presented in this report: (1) freshman-cohort rate, and (2) Graduation Success Rate (GSR). The freshman-cohort rate indicates the percentage of freshmen who entered during a given academic year and graduated within six years. The GSR adds to the first-time freshmen, those students who entered midyear, as well as student-athletes who transferred into an institution. In addition, the GSR will subtract students from the entering cohort who are considered allowable exclusions (those who either
die or become permanently disabled, those who leave the school to join the armed forces, foreign services or attend a church mission), as well as those who would have been academically eligible to compete had they returned to the institution.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

tl dr tell me what I should think isntead

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

All you can really tell is that (1) the graduation rate is 54% and (2) the number of football players upon which that is based is greater than 20.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s from 2004, how is it greater than 20? This really isn’t making sense.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the AMerican patent system!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you even get 54% from 18 kids??? 9 is 50% and 10 is 55%

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, half of Marshawn did graduate!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

18 wasn't the final number used

It’s something more than 20, according to the data on the website.

Forsett, for one, wasn’t on the above list — he was a late signing, and would be counted here. Also, according to the website description, it counts transfers into the program. For example, if you transferred in as a soph or jr, but your freshman class would have been the 2004-05 academic year, you count on those stats.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. I’m guessing it’s 14/26, then.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should be able to count Alex Mack twice. He did enough to graduate for two people.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also very large.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling our confidence could be at an all time high heading into this year’s Big Game. Stanfurd will be slugging it out with Oregon and like be primed for a letdown.

http://www.pacifictakes.com/2011/10/23/2508752/bcs-rankings-stanford-cardinal-oklahoma-sooners-wisconsin-badgers

Go Bears.

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by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m not commenting on that story out of spite for you ruining our DBD fun yesterday.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take that, readers of CGB who took the time to do a report card. 49er16 hates you!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel unappreciated.

by iVinshe on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just hate you. Everyone else is fine.

BTW, I’m naming a character in my novel after you and he’s the first one to die.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa spoiler alert!!!

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I can’t buy it.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should buy copies for your entire family.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You might be able to take my life, but you’ll never be able to take my FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this that Free Elf thing again?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Braveheart…?

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking your freedom away in the novel as well. And you’ll also be a furd fan.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you’ll also be a furd fan.

Just like in real life!

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He won’t come out of the closet and admit he’s a furd fan.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be more spiteful

Discuss the frontpage article, but here, not on the front page.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better idea. Cal gets an A+ from me!

Take that Twist.

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by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome crashing

Anyone started having issues with Chrome crashing? At first I thought it was the DBD, but it won’t stay open for more than 90 seconds. I had to download Firefox just to stay away from IE.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

IE wants to know what it did to hurt you

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The real question is, what has IE done to keep DC Trojan? Firefox tried to introduce Christianity to Mongolia. It didn’t take, but it was worth a try.

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by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

My software division of labor is IE for corporate sites / applications, something else for everything else.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

DBDs on Firefox tend to be the most memory needy of all the processes I have running on my work pc.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re pretty much memory hogs on Chrome as well.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had occasional issues with Chrome freezing up.

I usually have to reset the internet connection from system preferences, and then it’s fine.

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by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much like hard work. I like Chrome, but having read the various support fora, I am not willing to take the time to arse about with command line settings and whatever when Firefox will suffice.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome has arseholes for goalposts

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome’s been acting up on me too, fwiw.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hexavalent chromium is a dangerous metal

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you the official chemistry adviser now, too?!?!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. just a committee member

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

^ he would be the only one!

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Erin Brockovich

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did it start, and what was the last major thing you did to your computer? What scripts did you last install? What did you last download?

by iVinshe on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

p0rn

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Not on the company laptop.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir, that’s a great job by you! The anti-sexual harrassment committee hereby names you Employee of the Week which gives you the secret key to your favorite workplace shitter.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is very exciting indeed.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

whooa there, DC. let’s not get THAT excited…that afternoon birthday cake party will be quite awkward.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

party? in this office? ahahahahahahahaha.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

It started this morning. I didn’t make any changes to my computer – but the company often pushes software updates – it may be that they pushed out a new version of Flash that isn’t playing nicely with Chrome. Or that Chrome downloaded a new version that the corporate load doesn’t like.

I don’t download anything to the corporate laptop anymore because it all gets encrypted if you try and transfer it to an external HD or flash drive.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sound like tech support from India, but restarting your computer hasn’t fixed it right?

by iVinshe on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t had a chance – got to the office and it’s just been non-stop ever since. I may reboot while I scoot out for lunch in a few minutes.

It’s not the end of the world, rather than a rude surprise that I can work around.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No access to the DBD is “not the end of the world”?

What kind of Cal fan…

Oh.

by iVinshe on Oct 26, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome can’t crash. It’s just a color.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

chrome is most definitely not a color

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is to us rednecks.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Chrome kept spontaneously reloading on me so I had to switch.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

why does cruzinbears hate crabs?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

they pinch your nose, duh!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

which nose?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in: Still no Stanfurdium...or is it?

Since it has no electrons, Stanfurdium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact. According to the group of discoverers from Stanford University, a tiny amount of Stanfurdium caused one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally occur in less than 1 second.
 
Stanfurdium has a normal half-life of approximately 3 years. At this time it doesn’t actually decay but instead undergoes reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increased after each reorganization.
 
Researchers at other laboratories indicated that Stanfurdium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as the Hoover Institute, Stanford Stadium, Stanford band’s practice room, Stanford administration office, or pretty much the entire Stanford campus. The element can be found in the newest, best-appointed and best-maintained buildings at Stanford University.
 
Scientists point out that Stanfurdium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Stanfurdium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage. Results have shown that elements such as Californium and Berkelium completely annihilate Stanfurdium.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 26, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

lolol

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Co-workers brought in Laddu and Peda

which do I eat moar of, Rishi?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d go for the Ladoo!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy amazing these balls are delicious

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they’re made with ghee (Indian clarified butter).

Makes it so damn tasty

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a peda fan, myself.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of Ladoo is it? I usually like those better then Penda, but they’re both very good.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

reply fail!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

orange-colored? sugary and amazing?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

whiskey!!

Whiskey Theves is indeed a glorious dive bar on the border of the ’loin.

I had a Caol Ila 12 year old. Mmmmm, smokey.

Also Highwest Rendezvous Rye, another winner.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

glorious dive bar on the border of the ’loin.

I wonder if they get a lot of Hastings law students in there.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably. Although 620 Jones is more up their alley.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

also anarchists, y’all are keeping news helicopters circling above my apartment far too late in the evening. Please riot during more convenient hours, kthx.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

interesting he did that with a RBK stick.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

God, you’re such a loser.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

but the dogtags to really tie the outfit together.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna get paid off by a shady marketing company!!!

One basic characteristic of journalism is this: its content is not bought and paid for and directed by an advertiser. It might be vapid. It might be poorly written. It might be damn near worthless. But it’s not an advertisement.

It’s the job of journalists themselves to protect this standard, because advertisers won’t. Advertisers want to advertise. They don’t particularly care about ethical journalism; it’s not their job. So when an advertiser wants to destroy the fundamental (this is a corny and dramatic word, but accurate) sanctity of honest writing in exchange for money, it’s the writer’s job not to let them do it. Because if we do, the advertiser wins exposure, and the writer wins money, but the reader loses. And we work for the reader.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow. I actually found this interesting (was on student papers in high school and college, this sort of thing is kinda a big deal).

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t realize gawker was on such a high horse!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WVU to BigXII delayed:

West Virginia has been notified by the Big 12 Conference that its expansion process is on hold, a school source told ESPN’s Joe Schad on Wednesday.

The Big 12 is waiting on Missouri formally to withdraw from the conference and that there has been some late “hard lobbying” by Louisville for Big 12 inclusion, the source told Schad.

Big 12 blog

Big 12 ESPN.com’s David Ubben writes about all things involving the Big 12 in the conference blog.
More:
• ESPN.com’s SoonerNation
• ESPN.com’s HornsNation
• Blog network: College Football Nation

West Virginia had been told that the Big 12 was willing to announce it would be adding the Mountaineers regardless of the timing of the departure announcement of Missouri, but for now at least, that has changed, the source said.

Earlier Wednesday, the Charleston Gazette reported that the Big 12 Board of Directors has what the newspaper called “put the brakes” on plans to expand. That comes after West Virginia issued a Tuesday night statement saying no news conference had been scheduled to announce a move to the Big 12. The Gazette also reported that a visit by Big 12 officials to the West Virginia campus, scheduled for Wednesday, had also been called off.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

You know, only Larry Scott really looks like he knows what he’s doing in all this mess. The big10 – 12 came out OK, but leaders & legends? Silly.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’ll ever learn which teams are in Leaders and which are in Legends.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s easy! Just take the schools with names starting with M or N + Iowa and that’s the Legends. Everyone else is just a Leader.

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Nillinois?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Michigan, MSU, Minnesota, Nebraska, Northwestern, and Iowa are Legends? That’s a useful way to remember something I care little about!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here. I just heard people on the radio complaining about how stupid it is

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just call them what everyone else calls them… the Ohio State and Michigan divisions.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, which are those...?

Even I can barely tell you which divisions Ohio State and Michigan are in. I do know that OSU and UM are in different divisions. But Legends and Leaders? Seriously?

Someone didn’t think this through.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio State is in the Ohio State division and Michigan is in the Michigan division… I think that’s all that really matters.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which oneis Purdue in????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Michigan State?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Arkansas?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The who-the-hell-cares division.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about multiplication?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Michigan State Division.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Purdue Division.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. is great with the headline ‘Booby Trap’.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

number 5.. stupid not using the preview button. .

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also interesting how the WWI posters are all about telling the men to behave themselves, and the WWII posters are all about how filthy and disease ridden the prostitutes are.

Tangent – there are tons of WWI posters about how evil the “Huns” are; virtually none in WWII about how evil the Nazi are.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

virtually none in WWII about how evil the Nazi are.

That’s because the Department of Pandering to Stereotypes was too busy working up racist posters about the Japanese.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

though there was a pretty crazy disney cartoon about nazi kids growing up to be nazi war robots.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is, in part, because there was so much extreme anti-German propaganda during WWI , which turned out to be totally bogus, that a lot of people were embarrassed after the war that they had believed it. Then when atrocity stories started circulating during WWII, people believed they were exaggerated. Sometimes the wrong lessons get learned.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but none the less interesting. A lot of German-Americans were very much against American involvement in WWI.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the wrong lessons get learned.

More often than not, I fear.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Occupy Duckburg

http://www.nerdist.com/2011/10/occupy-duckburg/

I feel there is a real problem in Duckburg’s economy and it begins with the citizen right at the top, its so-called "top citizen," the zillionaire Scrooge McDuck. It is simply despicable that in 2011 most of us have to get by on pittance while one man continually gets richer. His total earnings have never been reported, even to the IRS, but it’s believed to be somewhere in the multipujillions. He isn’t simply the richest duck in town; he’s the richest duck in the world. Not even internet pioneer Mark Duckerberg can rival his fortune.

[…]

I’m asking you, citizens of Duckburg, to join me tomorrow in protesting Scrooge McDuck’s gross misuse of wealth and stand in front of his money bin until something is done. We can’t keep suffering while he lives in a palace. It’s time for a change.

I am the 99.999999999%

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 26, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
Maybe he should put some of that money back into the economy instead of depleting the gold reserve by keeping everything in coins and then being unhygienic and swimming around in it. It’s probably covered in fungus and bacteria.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

India Grand Prix

Karun Chandhok not racing in home race.
http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-10-25/indian-gp/30319804_1_karun-chandhok-team-lotus-virgin-racing

NEW DELHI: Lotus reserve driver Karun Chandhok on Tuesday said it will be painful for him to watch the inaugural Indian Grand Prix from the sidelines after his team decided to go with the regular drivers’ line-up of the season.

Chandhok was confident of getting the nod for the race Sunday but Team Lotus management stuck to the more experienced drivers in Jarno Trulli and Heikki Kovalainen. The Indian, however, will drive on the Buddh International Circuit (BIC) in Friday’s practice session. The development also means that Hispania’s Narain Karthikeyan will be the sole Indian to take part in the 60-lap race.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

pics/video of track

http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2011/10/25/neel-jani-drives-laps-indias-f1-track/

preview

Mercedes published some data based on their simulation of the track:

Initial simulation suggests that the cars will spend around 65% of the lap at full throttle, with the longest full throttle period of 14.5 seconds, between turns three and four.

The cars will exceed 285kph (177mph) at three points around the lap, while the fastest corner is expected to be turn 12, which is expected to be taken at 255kph. The maximum G-loading around the circuit is expected to be 4.0G, at turns five, nine and eleven. […]

The circuit has similarities to [Istanbul Park in] Turkey, with a long main straight and a very long, sweeping corner (turns ten and eleven) that resembles the triple-apex turn eight in Turkey. However, while turn eight was taken with an average corner speed of 270kph, in India the corners are expected to be taken at 170 kph (turn ten) and 210kph (turn eleven) respectively. The lap time and speed will be very much dependent on the grip level achieved by the Pirelli tyres on the new asphalt surface.

A lap time of 1:25.000 would correspond to an average lap speed of 218kph, while a lap time of 1:30.000 would equate to an average lap speed of 205kph.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

do they have to avoid the cows leisurely laying in the middle of the road?

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

If only. That would make it a true IGP.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the honking is essential!!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as its not directed at the cow!

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

season’s been decided…might as well turn it into mario kart.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally would've been interested years ago

now, just meh.
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2011/10/25/report-lindsay-lohan-to-pose-for-playboy/

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is to bare all for Playboy, according to a new report.

The "Mean Girls" star, who is currently awaiting sentencing for a probation violation while working at the Los Angeles County Morgue, shot nude photos for the men’s magazine over the weekend, reports TMZ.com.

Lohan is reportedly being paid close to $1 million for stripping off.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Every picture I see of her looks so tired. On the other hand, when she did Mean Girls, she was pretty :3

by Shadwhand on Oct 26, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the aftermath of too much crack :-/

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

smoking and booze abuse will do it too.

n.b. -- This comment does not constitute official chemistry advice.

by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

she and meghan fox have gone in the same direction: once pretty, but now too batshit crazy

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

has fox gone all batshit crazy too? toe thumb taking over her brain?

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ the toe thumb reference

http://www.thesuperficial.com/megan_fox_is_f-cking_batshit-09-2009

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

too far over on the hot-crazy metric huh?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally in the ‘awkward’ overlap on this scale:

http://badgerhut.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/crazy-hot.gif

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This explains SO much.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much are the photoshop experts at playboy gonna be paid to make her look worthy of this?

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh believe me, they’ll do it

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously the airbrush guys are going to be busy, but like… would they really have to photoshop harder? Does Redonk have any input on this?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are a lot of liver spots that need removing!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine they’d have to take a framework of a person and pretty much redraw in all the details to make them look appealing.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

First off they would send the originals to pakistan because not even India would want to do these.

And threeve, they would probably do a mix and match chop of her pre 2005 face to her body double in Machete.

At least that’s how I would do it.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

First off they would send the originals to pakistan because not even India would want to do these.

LOL…so random, but soooo hilarious

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTFFF?!

If you hit “a” outside a textbook, it z’s EVERY SINGLE COMMENT!

NOOOOO

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Textbook?

Text box

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe its time for you to take some plays off here.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No keep them coming! A small typo here and there eventually leads to such greatness of Rishi <3ing cock.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i keep meaning to ask: what did he originally INTEND?

surely, he wouldnt be making his love of cock public

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was supposed to be I <3 facebook

like you <3 cock

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(somebody used preview this time, didn’t he)

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I’ve learned my lesson)

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you accidentally hit > before the 2nd <3 and SB nation deletes things inside those brackets because it assumes it to be HTML. it really could not have been more perfect of an accident.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S NOT FAIR

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was shift a’

JUST BE CAREFUL

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A, Shift+A, or Windows Signal+A?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

this pic is whack without Ned Stark wearing a Marshall-head pearl necklace

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's snowing in colorado.

friend called me yesterday

friend. how do you turn on fog lights?
me. do you have fog lights.
f. yeah.
m. you sure?
f. yeah.
m. probably by your left knee.
f. no button.
m. then flip switch on light stick to cup with lines coming out of it.
f. i don’t know…
m. sending pic.
f. i don’t have fog lights…
m. dude…wtf.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok so we have their s (f) and their l (colorado), but what is their a?!?!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

not much of an AOL chat roomer are we?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

asl?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sex, location, age?

sex = female
location = colorado
age = 29.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you get her number?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 27, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

…her second number?

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by CruzinBears on Oct 27, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a great pic!

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…pretty amazing photo. wonder what it looks on the streets in the red/green/blue light areas.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

radioactivity. you might see godzilla.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he taking a vacation from fukushima?

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a great pic

[If you’re Indian, don’t read any further]

[SERIOUSLY, IT’LL RUIN THE MAGIC]

[STOP READING NOW]

It’s not a photo of Diwali lights, but the change in lighting in South Asia from 1997-2003

But I’m going to pretend it’s Diwali since I don’t need evidence to back up my conclusions.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it. Didn’t ruin the magic.

[cue coconut joke]

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The warning only applies to Indians. You’re okay.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cue for the coconut joke only applied to cock lovers, so you’re okay.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing comeback! :) How do you write such solid material?!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a team of writers working for me, so I just have to deliver the lines they give me.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a new batch of interns.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is, clearly, not the phase diagram for water.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Coconut? More like COCK -onut for you, amirite?!”!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some Movie
Tintin came home to Belgium on Saturday for the world premiere of Steven Spielberg’s “The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn.”

If the proverbial intrepid reporter was more than a cartoon and movie character, he would have been pushing and shoving amid all the other hometown reporters lining the red carpet.

Instead, Tintin and his creator, the late Herge, were the stars of the show, and Belgian Princess Astrid gave the occasion an Old World royal touch amid the movie nobility headed by Spielberg.

The movie is rolling out first across Europe and elsewhere before hitting the United States by the Christmas movie season.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/10/25/DD571LL331.DTL#ixzz1bvA2gyj6

Link

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

needs moar asterix!

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewwww

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once knew a pregant lady dress up as a speed bump, because the (surprise) baby was life telling her to slow down.

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by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For one worrying second I thought that this was one my wife’s friends, but I don’t believe it is after a second look.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was worried this was in response to YWC’s post

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be worrisome.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because his wife’s friend might be a bitch?

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, actually she’s really very nice. Sort of a hotter version of the woman in that photo.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go on..

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the other photo’s a dog!

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut? not sure if srs

Meanwhile at southern branch:

It’s not very difficult to “spy” on the UCLA coaches heh heh. Neuheisel was watching tape of our defense against Nevada (‘09) and Oregon (’11). UCLA’s new O-coord (Mike Johnson?) had the lights off in his office and was watching Dancing with the Stars. Infer what you will….

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like such a creepy stalker.

by iVinshe on Oct 26, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not stalking if you outsource the stalking to someone else!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is BruinsNation aware of this?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fire guerrero!!!! we can’t afford curtains!!!

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolol

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I squint, I think I can see Bigfoot.

by minesweeper on Oct 26, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no reason needed

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heinz To Sell Upmarket Version Of Ketchup
Ketchup Moves Upmarket, With a Balsamic Tinge

In the era of squeeze bottles, patience is no longer required, but to create anticipatory buzz for a new ketchup variety, Heinz initially will limit its availability.

Heinz Tomato Ketchup Blended with Balsamic Vinegar, which substitutes balsamic for the traditional white vinegar, will first be available on Nov. 14 — but not in stores. Rather, consumers will be able to buy the ketchup only through the brand’s Facebook page until the product begins to appear in supermarkets in late December.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting. I know they’ve had a Tabasco flavored ketchup (which I like because I’ve been adding Tabasco to my ketchup anyhow for years) and an Organic version as well. They’ve been doing interesting things in the consumer space lately (they’ve got this “Dip and Squeeze” multipurpose packet)

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely LOOOVE Tabasco + ketchup + ground black pepper.
NOM NOM NOM

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bacon flavored ketchup?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know it’s quite tasty, but is bacon considered ‘upmarket’?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I imagine the organic version would be. Surprised it’s not marketed more.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baconnaise is pretty good, imo.

It’s vegetarian too (unless you don’t eat eggs either)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love mayo. But I’d be pretty leery of eating anything called “baconnaise”

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you want to explore:
http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly have a hard time convincing myself to eat anything flavored like or attempting to look like meat.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(exception given for soy dogs)

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s honestly just smokey mayo

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MONSTER. THOSE SOY ANIMALS GAVE THEIR LIVES!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like tofu pups?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

those buddhist not meat but tastes like meat meals/restaurants are really good.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody brought me something from a 7th day Adventist restaurant…. looked like shrimp rolls, but dude swore it was vegetarian. i couldn’t convince myself to eat it. i had it hovering in front of my mouth for like 5 minutes before i put it down and gave up.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are some fantastic ones in LA/SoCal.

I’ve heard the ones in Asia are seriously good

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…there’s a few good ones in my area. (there’s a lot of buddhists in the area.)

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me guess: Hacienda Heights?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh…lots of Taiwanese buddhists

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…lots and lots.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

but yeah…hacienda…that temple is insane.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veggie burgers

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok. veggie hot dogs and veggie burgers are my two exceptions (though veggie burgers don’t look anything like meat to me, so there’s that)

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually enjoy the “vegetarian chicken” at Mayflower (Chinese) in Berkeley.

But it’s really just crispy tofu, so that doesn’t bother me.

I’ve seen veggie fish that had fake eyeballs on it. That creeped mt out

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i grew up vegetarian and never cared much for the veggie meats. Give me tofu/gluten prepared in a variety of NOM-NOM ways anyday

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s essentially what it is at Mayflower!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like veggie burgers grilled on the same grill as real burgers.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

(people at fraternity tailgate would get angry at us for doing so. we only have one bbq!)

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. You gotta do what you gotta do. We had to do that at our fraternity for me as well. for the most part, the guys would generally start grilling up a few veggie burgers first and then throw the meat on the grill afterwards out of courtesy. if any of the veggies wanted more, we were usually inebriated enough to not care.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as it confuses me to say this, but perhaps you need more inebriation.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help me out!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch UCLA football from the perspective of a UCLA fan. You will help yourself to inebriation.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve beat U$C more recently than we have :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayo is nasty

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop eating it with Mango, then.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayo, ranch, and sour cream are the unholy trinity of gross and unhealthy

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYO/RANCH MAKES FAT

substitute Greek yogurt!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greek yogurt and mango is phenom. Best mango lassi ever.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

INDIAN MANGO MAKE FAT

SUBSTITUTE MEXICAN MANGO

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried, but the Arizona customs took them away :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FASCISTS

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sour cream is great in small doses – my wife makes the best chili that you have over rice, sprinkle some cheese over, with a dollop of sour cream on the side – so good.

Of course you can’t have this, tasty cubes of beef are included.

Damn, I’m hungry now.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT EAT YOUR KEYBOARD CUGEL

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are all great. Sour cream is amazing, goes well with many things. Same with creme fraiche.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broadway showtunes tonight!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for me!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totes unfair to compare sour cream with mayo and ranch.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re in the same class of condiments!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ranch, mayo = cheez wiz/kool wip class of condiments

sour cream = pesto/cranberry sauce class of condiments

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totes unfair to compare pesto with cranberry sauce.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re both mostly natural! mayo and ranch are like….made in an exxon refinery.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s your opinion Miracle Whip then?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan, but some people like margarine more than butter. Eh.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG GROSS

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

never used it…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

False, real mayo is made with olive oil, egg yolk, lemon. Ranch dressing is buttermilk (or sour cream) plus mayo plus herbs and spices.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like olive oil taste a billion times better by itself than Mayo could ever taste.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what Monica says about low fat Mayonnaise?

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just not real mayo!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but i’m pretty sure the Kraft stuff you get in the store is not as such

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve had that… pretty good stuff.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care what anyone tells me, calcium disodium EDTA is delicious.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think mayo is great. How do you make potato salad or egg salad or tuna salad if you don’t have mayo? What do you put on your turkey sandwiches? (sorry turkey)

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I don’t eat any of that stuff!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

or put a black label on it.

korean ramen.
red = regular
black = fancy version.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ drop an egg in it = super 1% fancy

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ dumplings + rice cakes = mmm…

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh that sounds good too. I normally add leftover rice if I have leftover soup

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dump whatever veggies i have in the fridge in there too. usally bean sprouts, green onions, onions, chili peppers, mushrooms,

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a real difference?

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

i have no idea what is going on.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is someone’s status on facebook.

Jackie Chan is reacting to it

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Jackie Chan doing Blue Steel

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full colour

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

better

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop thinking of your mother

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

changing the context, “how I met your mother” sounds like the start of a “your mom” joke.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the show should be re-titled “i humped your mom” a la vince vaughn robot chicken. i might even give it a shot with a title like that. instead, it’s syndicated on the lifetime network

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

full caption

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y they wanna be quiet when killing zombies, but they never seem to find silencers for their guns and stuff?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh – mainly they kill them other ways, don’t they?

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie murder sponsored by Gerber

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby food and zombie killing equipment?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like Gerber’s knives.

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can zombies float?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

bet they can swim.

or just walk across the bottom since they’re already dead.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause they are super realistic and supressors dont actually make guns quieter they just kinda make it sound slightly different. you can totes tell it’s still a gun firing IRL

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t they make it more difficult to locate the source of the shots?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

(NOT an expert, just what I’ve seen/heard on Sons of Guns)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THE TERRORISTS CAN’T HEAR ME CAMPING ACROSS THE MAP IN COD WHEN I USE SUPRESSOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was you, wasn’t it?!?!?!?!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I put up this link yesterday, but no one responded :( I’m just not important enough.

by Shadwhand on Oct 26, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I clicked through it, if that makes you feel any better!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

never gets old

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE OFF THOSE RED SLEVES! TAKE OFF THOSE RED SELEEVES!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trivia from ESPNStatsInfo
If #Cardinals lose the series, LaRussa will be the first manager to lose the clinching game of four World Series on his home field (elias)
Last WS game to be PPD was 2006 Game 4 (rain). Exactly 25 yrs ago today, Gm7 1986 WS was PPD for rain (game after Buckner game).

by minesweeper on Oct 26, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

y u hat blue?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahahahahahahahahahah

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 26, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s this from?!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that movie any good?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only $35?!

What a steal!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus shipping!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d have to wear that everyday for it to be worth it!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-foot-tall Lego Man washes up on Florida beach, held in custody

The 8-foot-tall, 100-pound fiberglass statue that resembles the little plastic guys that come in a Lego set was discovered bobbing gently in ankle-deep surf at the Siesta Key Beach in Florida, just before dawn on Tuesday.

The front of his shirt was emblazoned with a grammatically incorrect message: “NO REAL THAN YOU ARE.” The name “Ego Leonard” was written on the back of his shirt.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

terri
fying.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

  And I, for one, welcome our new Lego overlords

by Yes We Cannon on Oct 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why always lego?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 26, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paranormal Activity 3

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet in a DBD, but this movie was fricking awesome! I saw it last weekend in Simi Valley (relevant as the last parts of the movie take place in SPOILER ALERT Moorpar, CA, first parts are in Santa Rosa), and I have to say it might be my favorite scary movie to date (first one and The Ring are also up there for me being genuinely frightened in the theater).

There is no gore or torture, which I am not a big fan of, but the tension and random surprises are terrifying throughout. Possessed kids in general are also high on my scary list. The camera work really adds to the effect, especially as one of the character uses an oscillating fan to monitor two rooms, so you the suspense is drawn out and you never know which room crazy shit will be going down in.

Either way I recommend it, even if you will be hanging on to your significant other’s arm for most of it.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

*Morrpark

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

fml Moorpark

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it based on bloody Mary (as the promos lead me to believe)?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 26, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

not at all, its a trilogy about the possessions of this one family (and the subsequent fucking over over their significant other at the time). The bloody mary thing is just one scene in the movie (and its a very scary one at that), the rest centers around the wedding videographer’s (male lead) attempts to catalogue the crazy shit that starts happening to his family at his new house.

Semi-SPOILER ALERT:
Basically the youngest daughter has an “imaginary friend” named Toby, Toby has a devious objective and he scares the crap out of the family for a several week period. The first film was about the older daughters hauntings later in life with her first husband. The second (which I haven’t seen) is about the younger daughter’s family hauntings after the older daughter shows up at her house (after vanishing at the end of the first movie).

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by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would anyone make a drink about a brunch cocktail?

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

You want to make a solid food dish about a brunch cocktail?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

*movie dammit!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

heheheheh

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Front page content:

Q+A WITH BRUINSNATION!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried to read the Q&A and got banned half way thru :(

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by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was banned for clicking the link.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 26, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY Q FOR YOU!

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by AndBears on Oct 26, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only got the +.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 26, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait, next year I’ll be back at QQ!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can still vote in the poll, though!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s the “neuheisal for life!” option?

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just rename it University Of California At Neuheisal, because he’s JoePa 2.0!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

reading comprehension phail.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, getting banned sucks :(

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. we just did a case in school re: eHarmony. So relevant.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatd it do?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the case was, what should they do? It was looking at a new entrant into the market (Chemistry by Match.com) and how they should deal with this threat, or should they diversify into other products based on their core strengths/competencies/competitive advantages or whether they should focus on their “niche” line of business.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then this

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 thousand hundred million

by bamboobanga on Oct 26, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My team (ok mostly me, I was doing the final conclusion writeup) determined they need to hold onto their niche and not diversify. Diluting the “eHarmony” brand name with less serious daters would be hurting their marketability in the “marriage minded” focus that was their highest margin business. Dating websites are not as scalable as one might think.

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont really think abot dating website scalability

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s why TwistNHookup.com will fail!!!

by Harsha on Oct 26, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I breathed out more than usual due to an involuntary mini-laugh there. I was pretty quiet, also.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

teehee

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you the guy who carries the team, and/or the guy who’ll do all the work for everyone else?

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t post that without this classic

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

ROSEANNE HAD A POTTY MOUTH EVEN BACK WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED TO FIDEL CASTRO.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

st. mary's church bell found.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/10/26/BAE71LMMSV.DTL

A homeless man in West Oakland found the 122-year-old bell stolen from St. Mary’s Cathedral in San Francisco, the Archdiocese of San Francisco said.

The 2.6-ton bell was stolen sometime over the last month, possibly by metal thieves, police said.

The bell was covered in rags at a salvage yard near the Port of Oakland, George Wesolek, communications director for the Archdiocese.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bubbles took it, dunno how he got it into a shopping cart though.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mental Note

Buy one of these before Tahoe trip. (& Pack Snow helmet for baby, in case of friendly fire).

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by AndBears on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y NO FRUITVALE?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRUITVALE NOT IN AMERICA

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

That works

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imma rec that.

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by norcalnick on Oct 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PETA lawsuit: SeaWorld whales are enslaved

http://www.scpr.org/news/2011/10/26/29581/lawsuit-says-seaworld-orcas-are-enslaved/

Lawyers for five killer whales have sued the SeaWorld amusement parks in federal court, claiming the Constitution protects the mammals against slavery.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) says it represents the orcas. The organization asserts that the killer whales aren’t speaking for themselves because they can’t. Sea World officials call the PETA claim baseless.

In a complaint, PETA argues that the 13th Amendment prohibiting slavery should prevent SeaWorld from confining orcas against their will. Constitutional scholars say judges who review the intent of the law won’t find evidence that the amendment included non-humans in its original protection.

The declaration that orcas have standing to sue in court is a new tactic animal rights activists are trying for the sake of public debate. In the past, PETA has sought support for a new constitutional amendment under which birds, fish and mammals would enjoy the same rights of people under U.S. law.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Just great! Now even the whales will be unemployed! Can we please Firepeach Obamaford yet?!?!!?

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by CruzinBears on Oct 26, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, what’s a firepeach?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 26, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monkey steals peach and then sets it on fire?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 26, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Because the drafters of the 13th amendment had whales in mind.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 26, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Willy!

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by DC Trojan on Oct 26, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT, RAGNORAK

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid China IP lack of protection. Oh wait, it’s Americans? Crap.

Jerkoff lawyers start restaurant in Shanghai called Caliburger, offering "animal style double doubles, protein style and other familiar products.

http://shanghaiist.com/2011/10/26/caliburger_bringing_patented_in-n-o.php#comment-346162314

I hope they collapse in a giant shithole of fail fail fail

by LeonPowe on Oct 26, 2011 8:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

well…if it tastes like in n out, and you’re in china, isn’t that a win?

and totally was not expecting to see these girls as representatives.

http://www.caliburger.asia/contest.php

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally I’d say yes but these guys (and they’re attorneys no less) are being so blatent about wholesale stealing in n outs goodwill that I will probably try it once and then write a really snarky blog post about it

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[“in and out” joke goes here]

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok my droogs….

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some pretty dobby-looking ptitsas…

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by atomsareenough on Oct 27, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

despite today's diwali dbd...

i made the mistake of driving by the gudwara in walnut. normally a short cut around the major street lights, but today, traffic. i’ve never seen so much parking fail than on that stretch of road.

by j.lee on Oct 26, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Less than 900 comments. This is an embarrassing display from each and every one of you. Each and every one of you!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Twist

It’s all about organic conversation.

(Also, some Indians are missing)

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words

It’s the Indians’ fault!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 26, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it always?!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, too busy commenting on front page.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’LL PUSH THIS SHIT OVER THE LIMIT

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want you to know we’re all counting on you.

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CORGIS:



Roll of honour
When President Obama arrived at Buckingham palace for a state visit in May, he was astounded by the attention to detail.
Palace officials had even found out what sort of loo paper he and his wife Michelle preferred (thickness, consistency and colour), their favourite flowers and whether or not they liked duvets or sheets and blankets.
As the couple left, they repeated George Bush Snr’s pronouncement: ‘Nobody does it better.’
Queenly cast-offs
When the Queen tires of a once favourite outfit, she hands it to one of her dressers, who may wear it herself or sell it — with the proviso that all labels are removed so it cannot be identified. One such dress made its way to a jumble sale near Sandringham, where, despite its obvious quality, it failed to sell.
The shoelace lackey
The Prince of Wales has never picked up his own clothes or undressed himself — he has three valets to take care of his clothes. If he has several engagements in one day, his valet places several ties in the car so he can change en route. He likes to wear the tie of the organisation or military establishment he is visiting. The record is five changes of tie in one day.
A valet’s other duties include ironing the Prince’s shoelaces whenever his shoes are taken off.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2053510/Not-corgis-A-new-book-reveals-intriguing-secrets-royal-life.html#ixzz1bx2GuTbj

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The Prince of Wales has never picked up his own clothes or undressed himself

Patently untrue. He was sent off to a hideous quasi-fascist boarding school when he was seven, where they were all about making the boys get up at 5:00 a.m., showering without hot water, etc. No question he had to take care of himself and his own stuff there. In fact, he was horribly tormented by the other boys because of who he was. He also spent about 10 years as a active duty naval officer, without valet service. Perhaps this is how he lives now.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

was he officialy the Prince of Wales then?

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He became Prince of Wales when he was 8.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds absolutely horrific. Waking up at 5 AM. Jesus Christ, what is he a west coast day trader!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about for a seven-year-old child, sent off to a boarding school? The whole thing was barbaric.

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by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, I’m sure there’s something worse in Dickens

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever read Roald Dahl: “Boy”? Those Brit boarding schools were brutal.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

love dahl, even if he’s is a filthy anti-semite. boy was fantastic

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was an anti semite?

dammit, thanks for ruining charlie and the chocolate factory, forever.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

we norwegians hate your kind!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 27, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like Charlie and the Nazi Factory, amirite????

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by atomsareenough on Oct 27, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

not a bad effort, atoms.

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by sec119 on Oct 27, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

5.3/10

You beat Rishi’s last effort!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 27, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a low bar, but I’ll take it.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 27, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I am at the present time re-reading my favorite Dickens novel, Bleak House, I can vouch for this point. However, the tormented children in Dickens tend to be orphans and/or children of very poor parents, who could do no better for them.

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by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORST BOOK EVER

WORST BOOK EVER

I HATE THAT BOOK SO MUCH!!!!! SOOOOOOO TERRIBLE!! NEVER BRING THAT FILTH INTO MY LIFE AGAIN!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what you find so objectionable?
The great principle of the English law is to make business for itself. There is no other principle distinctly, certainly, and consistently maintained through all its narrow turnings. Viewed by this light it becomes a coherent scheme and not the monstrous maze the laity are apt to think it. Let them but once clearly perceive that its grand principle is to make business for itself at their expense, and surely they will cease to grumble.

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by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the part he finds objectionable is the fact that there are no pictures

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 26, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually quoted Bleak House in a post a year or so back. The classic fog paragraph.

I hate it bc I had to read it in law school and write a 30 page paper on it. It was like 5 years ago ro so, so I barely remember it, but its like 1,000 FUCKING pages.

1000 FUCKING PAGES AND NOT A SEXY WEREWOLF IN SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, it badmouths attorneys,wtf!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the third time I have read it, and it was never assigned for any class. It is a great book. All 1,000 pages of it!

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by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should seek professional help immediately.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

From one of those evil, crooked lawyers? Not bloody likely!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

this should be in the guinness book of world records…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man… that didn’t sound like such a great boarding school either.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

True that – it’s been a loooong time since I’ve red that.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he can sleep in, I think its OK.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many British children still get sent to boarding school at 6. Not at all unusual. They seem OK for it.

by Scootie on Oct 26, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wake up at 4!

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

frickin’ fire alarm at the hotel this morning at 4… so i’ve been up since 4.

by fiatlux on Oct 27, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it a cat again?

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i feel this is a Friends reference that I don’t know… but i have no idea what it was. really annoying because once I wake up that’s it for me.

by fiatlux on Oct 27, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, just a random comment!

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

from the quake?

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by sec119 on Oct 27, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

no just some stupid false alarm…but…. THEY’RE COMPING ME A MASSAGE AT THE SPA!!! YEAH FALSE ALARMS!

by fiatlux on Oct 27, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m so stressed out from the false alarm. I need a massage "

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope… when I ran into the GM this morning he asked how I was doing… I said “i’m dragging a little thanks to that 4AM wake up alarm…” I laughed and said it was no problem since i’m an early riser anyone… when i get back to my suite – BOOM I’ve got a certificate for a treatment / massage at Spa Gaucin!

by fiatlux on Oct 27, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY DIWALI!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

How The St Regis wished me a happy birthday

I’m loving this acknowledging my birthday thing!

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally approve!

Of course, I just prefer to keep my entourage close and have them tell everyone it’s my birthday.

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m too old for an entourage.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No such thing!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Modern Family....

yeah, it’s a repeat but hilarious….

“That’s a lot of complaining for someone who asked for thirds of our Tandori Turkey last year”

seems oddly apropos for this board.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

dude it’s your birthday and you’re at a fancy hotel.

1. Get the eff off CGB
2. Call for room service
3. Order an “espresso” with “extra sugar”
4. !!!!!!!
5. Profit.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…. there you go.

My birthday was yesterday so this is a wind down…

I had a great dinner with friends. Another tomorrow. This is new territory for me.

Plus a certain hirsute neurotic is on me for a fan post.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay we’re best of friends again!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you make it to my birthday party?

What kind of present will you bring me?

Yay!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten drunk sorority girls

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you two were my best friends!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel we’ve been mending our past…

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this way the way to Palm Springs?

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

went whoooooooshing over my head.

by fiatlux on Oct 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bugs Bunny?

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by Rishi on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dionne Warwick?

No, wrong city.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 26, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take pictures of him on you, maybe a fanshot is more appropriate.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about ZZ Top again????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We made Tandoori Pork for dinner tonight TAKE THAT, FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS

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by zoonews on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Tandoori Beef out of spite for my AT&T internet being down

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by CruzinBears on Oct 27, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too Bad for LeonPowe

China limits “overly entertaining” TV shows.

BEIJING (AP) — China plans to limit reality TV shows and other light fare shown on satellite television stations as part of a drive to wrest back Communist Party control over cultural industries that have fueled more independent viewpoints. The order from the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television refers to shows that are vulgar or “overly entertaining.” It singles out programs dealing with marital troubles and matchmaking, talent shows, game shows, variety shows, talk shows and reality programming.
I’m trying to figure out which of these shows are considered “entertaining.”

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by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

none. Except maybe the Chinese version of Gossip Girl.

by LeonPowe on Oct 27, 2011 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adolf Hitler remains in foster care.
No word on the status of the other 999,999 Hitlers.

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by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s sad. Those kids didn’t do anything wrong.

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

More's the pity.

They couldn’t help who their parents are (were?).

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to the boy being named Hitler, his 3-year-old sister is named Aryan Nation.

The family first gained media attention when the Campbells ordered a birthday cake at a local ShopRite. The supermarket refused to bake the cake because the family wanted it to say “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler.”

A local WalMart ultimately provided the cake for the child’s party.

The Campbells have denied they are neo-Nazis, despite decorating their home with swastikas.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalMart!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you cant buy a cake wishing Adolf Hitler a happy birthday in America, the terrorists have won!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they consider themselves old-fashioned Nazis instead?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 27, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember back when we were Nazis just for the love of it? Where did we go wrong, when did we sell out? It’s just not the same any more!

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by norcalnick on Oct 29, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Link)The original Occupy Wall Street in NY had a protest tonight in solidarity with Occupy Oakland, which was originally based off Occupy Wall Street in NY … ? Things are getting too self-referential, I think OWS has jumped the shark.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks? In Oakland? Mooooooooooooo!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mooo?

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks biggest enemies are cows

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by CruzinBears on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You kids are too young to remember that “Farms in Berkeley? Moooooo!” ads?

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by Kodiak on Oct 27, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and what was in Strawberry Canyon before there was a stadium?

Care to venture a guess?

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by FiatSlug on Oct 27, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know this one!

The bones of Zachary Running Wolf’s long, long, long, long, long lost and possibly alien Indian (feather, not dot) ancestors.

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by Kodiak on Oct 27, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, that's worth a laugh.

The correct answer is…dairy farms.

The Berkeley Farms thing made me remember this factoid.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 27, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I had dinner at Bouchon last Saturday there were some teenagers who took a picture in a local square with a sign that said Occupy Yountville. I couldn’t tell if it was being done ironically.

Either way the movement did not get much traction.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bouchon eh? Fancy.

(Seriously, Bouchon is like my favorite place to be in the entire city of Las Vegas. The Salmon rilettes are amazing.)

/1%

by LeonPowe on Oct 27, 2011 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

When we went, they had rabbit rilettes!!!!!

/.1% whatuppp

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 27, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Helicopters – yes we have them. Why is occupying a public space in a poor city, that does not have the funds for OT police rates change anything? Why Oakland?

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by Cugel on Oct 26, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely, completely agreed. I went on a rant yesterday at my office about how pointless Occupying Oakland is, and how poorly the city government handled it, and every morning/evening I see those helicopters hovering over Oakland on my commute I am even more disgusted than the day before.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you don’t approve of my job as a heli-pilot? Do you want MORE Americans unemployed? 1% dick.

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by CruzinBears on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody emailed us internally to offer us like a free Cal photo. So, I ordered one of Marshawn on the injury cart. It came in the mail today in its frame and its HUGEASPHO. This is sadly going straight to my closet :(!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I already have like 45 photos of Marshawn in my office!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this one doesn’t have a heart drawn over Marshawn with “ML + TNH 4EVER” drawn over it. So, there’s that.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well I had dinner with John Crumpacker tonight.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And 45 other middle aged men? Plus, Nick?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just me and Nick and John.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 26, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is as good as a press pass!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

how big?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not about the length of the photo, its about the girth!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he’s not!!!

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, GB has declared that 1500 is the new 1000. Oh well, I have to go to bed.

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by sec119 on Oct 26, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Scootie made it to the end.

Or has she?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Last

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 27, 2011 12:24 AM PDT reply actions  

wut

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 27, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we cleared 1K!

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

But was it organic???

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by TwistNHook on Oct 27, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 27, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

With Twist, it’s more of an Omniwhore’s Dilemma.

And with me, it’s an Omnibore’s Dilemma!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 27, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Certifiably so!

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by Rishi on Oct 27, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can confirm as CCOF is based in Santa Cruz

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by CruzinBears on Oct 27, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posting all over CGB

Due to my own reluctance to fight my addictions, I rekindled my interest in M:TG. For those of you on CGB who do not know what MTG is, please continue to think that I am cool. For those of you who know what I’m talking about , does anyone have their old cards? I’m particularly interested in the Urza block and earlier.

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