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DBD 10.14.11 How do you vent frustration?



Totally unrelated to any happenings in football or anything else... what's your preferred method?

Drinking tons?

Petting a puppy?

Punching Twist?

Playing video games?

Feeding the homeless?

Come one, come all, let's share our ideas! And, while we're at it, let's talk about nice things.

Wow, I'm pretty sure I have to write about a hundred more words to fill this thing up. Why is it when I have to write an essay that's limited to 600 words, I end up writing 1000, but when I have to write 150 words, I have nothing useful to say?

So Christmas/Holiday season is coming up. Exciting, huh? Ice skating, decorations, Christmas trees... turkey?

Also, days off work. That's never a bad thing, right?

Maybe frustration is the wrong word. Maybe heartbreak. But that sounds kinda emo. Like "wahhhh girl broke up with my my life is over #depression" and emo is lame anyway. Kinda like hipster. WOOO 150 words.

 

GO BEARS!

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I have two meetings to prep for, so no time to bring stories :(

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 6:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve already had three meetings today, and an interview. But now I’ve got an hour and a half before the next two meetings, so that’s nice.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the team meeting (with beers) left for me today at 4pm… Also interns running around accomplishing tasks for me.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was your interview also with soap opera digest?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. She had two masters degrees.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Falls to USC, 30-9 - Turnovers plagued the Bears in their loss to the Trojans

http://www.calbears.com/sports/m-footbl/recaps/101411aab.html

Zach Maynard committed four of Cal’s five turnovers, and the Bears dropped their sixth straight conference game dating back to last season.

Maynard threw for 294 yards and ran for a touchdown and his half-brother, Keenan Allen, had a career-high 13 catches for 160 yards but it wasn’t enough to overcome the litany of mistakes.

Cal was behind 23-0 early in the third quarter before the offense finally got going, with Maynard leading the Bears to a 27-yard Giorgio Tavecchio field goal and then scoring on a 3-yard run with 6 seconds left in the third to cut it to 23-9.

But Maynard’s third interception midway through the fourth quarter led to Curtis McNeal’s 2-yard touchdown run that made it 30-9 with 5:14 remaining.

The Bears turned the ball over four times in the first half and failed to convert a fake punt as they fell behind 20-0 at the break.

Cal’s defense did a decent job defending Barkley and the Trojans’ high-powered offense but USC took advantage of short fields for its scores.

Allen fumbled on Cal’s fourth play from scrimmage to set the tone for the game, but the Bears survived that miscue thanks to an odd play call by USC coach Lane Kiffin.

On fourth-and-goal from the 8, the Trojans lined up in an off formation and snapped the ball diagonally to Rhett Ellison, who dropped it for a fumble that was recovered by Cal’s Trevor Guyton.

The Trojans capitalized on the next turnover as Nick Perry forced a fumble by Maynard that led to Andre Heidari’s first field goal.

USC then broke the game open with 17 points in the second quarter, getting a 39-yard TD catch from Lee over fellow freshman Stefan McClure, a field goal after Chris Galippo intercepted Maynard’s pass deep in Cal territory and a 7-yard TD pass from Barkley to Brandon Carswell after punter Bryan Anger was stopped on a fake that made it 20-0.

Barkley completed 19 of 35 passes for a season-low 195 yards. Robert Woods, the nation’s top receiver, was held to five catches for 36 yards.

Cal’s only sustained drive of the first half ended in the final minute when Maynard threw into triple coverage and was intercepted in the end zone by Dion Bailey.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm so fucking tired of this

This team underachieves every fucking year. We’ve reached Mark Richt territory with Tedford.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Richt has been to multiple BCS bowls and won multiple conference championships.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Tedford has been to multiple Las Vegas and Almond Bowl’s.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHOSE BOWLS?!

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

KRAFT FIGHT HUNGER’S BOWLS!!!!!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALMOND BOWL'S WHAT?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Volleyball <3s Cal -- Golden Bears Celebrate Homecoming

http://www.calbears.com/sports/w-volley/spec-rel/101311aaa.html

BERKELEY – This year’s Homecoming theme is I <3 Cal, and the California volleyball is no exception. On Oct. 12, the Golden Bears attended a Homecoming rally and will be celebrating Homecoming with two home matches. On Friday, Oct. 15, No. 4 Cal hosts No. 2 Washington in the FSN Match-Up of the Week at 7 p.m. at Haas Pavilion. In the spirit of Homecoming week, CalBears.com caught up with the Golden Bears to find out why they love Cal.

Kat Brown -
“I chose Cal because of its amazing athletic program and extraordinary academics. I love Cal because the culture here pushes people to be the best they can be. Everyone here works hard whether it is in the classroom or on the court.”

Jennifer Carey -
“I love Cal because it is a great mix of outstanding academics with amazing athletics in an amazing locale. Here we are in one of the most beautiful places in the world at one of the most prestigious universities in the world. I get to coach and be a part of an amazing athletic program with great people and great student-athletes.”

Lindsay Elgin -
“I love Cal and chose to come here because it has a distinct personality and unique/hard to find blend of amazing sports and incredible academics.”

Rich Feller -
“First of all, I love Cal’s location in the Bay Area. I can’t think of a better place to live for culture, entertainment and weather – all those things that just make living in an area great. I certainly enjoy the outdoors and all the activities you can do in the Bay Area. The next thing I love about Cal is the academic quality that helps me attract top student-athletes from all over the country and world. I think that is combined with the great athletic support we have to make just a perfect athletic and university atmosphere.”
 
Adrienne Gehan -
“I love Cal because it has a good balance of academics and athletics. It also has a very diverse and passionate study body.”

Correy Johnson -
“I chose Cal because it had the best of both worlds – high academics and a high level of volleyball. I love Cal because it’s not just a college town. Berkeley has its own identity besides the university. My favorite part besides playing volleyball with the best girls is the food in the area. It’s so diverse and has allowed me to try things that I would have never tried back home.”

Lauren Loerch -
“I love Cal because of all of the interesting people, the beautiful weather and great atmosphere.”

Robin Rostratter -
“I love this university because of the inspiring people, diverse culture, and endless opportunities that Cal provides for its students.”

Lillian Schonewise -
“I love Cal because of all the incredible people – my teammates, coaches, trainers, friends, peers professors and strangers. Everyone comes from somewhere different but everyone has the same drive and motivation to succeed. It’s a great atmosphere to be surrounded with and I learn something new every day.”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Last night to to all of us

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 7:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal Men's Swimming and Diving Defeats Hawaii

http://www.calbears.com/sports/m-swim/recaps/101311aab.html

The California men’s swimming and diving team, the defending 2011 NCAA champions, started off the 2011-12 season with a strong performance, defeating Hawaii, 154-135, Thursday (Oct. 13) afternoon at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Golden Bears, coached by two-time NCAA Coach of the Year David Durden, won nine of the meet’s events with nine different individuals placing first.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 7:05 AM PDT reply actions  

32 wittiest comebacks of all-time

Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

Lady Astro: “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.”

Churchill: “Nancy, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 7:08 AM PDT reply actions  

$C fan last night: “Hey we really kicked your asses”
Me: “Hey… at least my degree is worth something outside of California”

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That can't be right

I’m gainfully employed outside the state of California.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

affirmative action for foreigners

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’M AN AMERICAN! IT SAYS SO ON MY PASSPORT!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

go eat some haggis

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be only too happy so to do… lunch wasn’t that satisfying.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’d you have?!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

A chicken caesar salad flatbread sandwich from Whole Foods (tasty but small) and a honeycrisp apple (tasty but an apple). I think the real problem is that I forgot to eat any breakfast.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

the flatbread sandwich sounds refreshing!

refreshing is another way to say that you’ll likely be hungry in 32 minutes after eating it.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hungry 32 minutes after drinking water!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Looks at watch)

Yeah that’s about right.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol re: “tasty but an apple” totes agreed

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go back to Russia!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t expect us to swallow this tripe!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help yourself to this tripe!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s bad enough they’re all eating meat. They don’t have to rub it in my face.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

rec’d

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ve never even been to Russia! You’re just mistaken, comrade.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Simpsons gastapcho soup ref

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh okay whatever.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. When did government contracting become gainful employment?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both of these are factual statements

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get paid to show up and work, I’m a government contractor… sure sounds like gainful employment.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Three Bears March into Round of 16 at Battle in the Bay

http://www.calbears.com/sports/m-tennis/recaps/101411aaa.html

SAN FRANCISCO – California men’s tennis senior Ahmed Ismail remained undefeated when he picked up a 6-4, 7-5 win over San Francisco’s Jacob Hartwig on the first day of the 2011 Battle in the Bay Classic at the California Tennis Club on Thurs., Oct. 13. The Golden Bears sent three players into the round of 16 with first-day singles victories.

Junior Riki McLachlan moved into the round of 16 with a 6-1, 6-3 win over USF’s Thai Tu, and freshman Andrew Scholnick claimed a 7-6, 6-3 win over Mark DeCastro of San Francisco. Scholnick completed the Cal trio thanks to an 8-6 win in the first-set tiebreaker. Freshman Chase Melton had the only first-round match to go three sets. San Diego’s Thibaut Visay took a 6-1 win in the first set, but Melton forced the third with a 6-2 win in the second. Visay came back to win, 6-1, in the third.

In doubles play, the Bears’ duo of Melton and senior Tommie Murphy claimed an 8-6 win over Jonathan Knowlman and Will Schumacher of San Francisco in the round of 16. Ismail and McLachlan went the distance against Pepperdine’s team of Clark and David Sofaer, but fell, 7-4 in the tiebreaker.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 7:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t pet a drug sniffing dog if you have drugs on you.

Endicott police charged Kelly Simpson, 48, of Binghamton, after he petted K-9 Tarah while she was on foot patrol with an officer on Wednesday on Washington Avenue.

Police said K-9 Tarah detected narcotics on Simpson. Following a police interview, he was charged with unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation.

Simpson was given an appearance ticket and released, police said.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 7:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Marijuana is a narcotic now?!!?!?!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t have sex while skydiving

The Federal Aviation Administration says it will look into a videotaped skydiving sex stunt to determine if the pilot might have been distracted during the incident over Kern County.

FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations.

Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.

The video shows the two having sex in a plane before jumping out in tandem and continuing the act midair.

NBC station KGET-TV in Bakersfield reported that Chrouch said that Torres put the stunt together in an attempt to get the attention of Howard Stern. “Apparently they told my pilot it was OK to do this. And got here early in the morning before anyone got here and shot this,” Chrouch told KGET.

Authorities say Torres had posted the video on his blog but removed it on Monday. Chrouch said he found out about the stunt when a Taft police officer told him that the video was making the rounds at a local school.

Taft police Lt. Ed Whiting told KGET-TV that no criminal charges are pending.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 7:19 AM PDT reply actions  

well damn, my bucket list just got shorter

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: don’t fly a plane containing people having sex while skydiving.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basketball: Monty’s thoughts as practice begins
The Bears officially begin practice Friday for what promises to be an intriguing season.
Can they win their second conference title in three seasons? It’s their goal and it’s possible.I talked recently with coach Mike Montgomery, who laid out what he sees as the team’s biggest challenges and greatest strengths.

"We’d like to plan man defense and I’m concerned we’re not progressing as much as I’d like," he said. "So we’re going to try to get that to where it’s something we can do effectively.
"I don’t think we board like we should. We need to get more people going more aggressively to the offensive glass and making sure they get their block-offs."

On the flip side, he continued, "I think offensively, things will take care of themselves. I think we’re better in a lot of different ways. (Allen) Crabbe’s better. We add Justin Cobbs. Brandon (Smith) is better, Jorge (Gutierrez) is better, Richard (Solomon) is better.

More here: http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/2011/10/14/basketball-montys-thoughts-as-practice-begins/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BearTalk+%28Bear+Talk%29

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 7:25 AM PDT reply actions  

You saw him?

My impression from last night:

Joe Montana, shorter than anticipated!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he was in my section with a girl and another couple, all dressed in USC gear.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC, Zito went to USC. I have tried to look past that sad aspect given all taht hes done for the As these last 10 years.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaah

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

he did after going to UCSB and a juco I think.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

was he strumming his guitar?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal’s Thursday night appearances are in the books for 2011 and possibly for the rest of eternity. Think ESPN wants the Bears back in prime time anytime soon? Goodness, gracious.
 
Let’s see … 43-15 to Oregon … plus 30-9 to USC … equals a combined score of 73-24 … which is better than being outscored 72-6 by the Ducks and Trojans — as Cal was two years ago.
 
Progress, right?

Wilner seems to be talking Cal fans off the edge, citing “winnable games” and a mediocore bowl trip. I’d settle for crisp football without those god awful mental errors.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

link

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tedford’s agent must be pretty sharp for negotiating that extension.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

This

I’d also like to see Tedford hire a real offensive coordinator and then just step back and let that guy call all the plays. Gundy did that at OK State with Holgo.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

We tried that with Ludwig, JT has been more hands on and while our offense is pretty bad, it definitely has improved this year.

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You call last night an improvement?

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really didn’t have too many negative things to say about the play calls. I was more disappointed with the mental errors.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you watch last year?!

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. And this year is looking awfully like last year.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude cmon, maynard >>>>>>>>>> mansion.

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every other QB in the Pac-12 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maynard

If Maynard is Cal’s best option, then this team is fucked.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking about this last night. while JT certainly has not developed his QB’s to an acceptable level, one thing he has been right on was the pecking order. We saw the questions with Riley/Longshore and Riley/Mansion, and both times he was right.

So, if Maynard is our best option now… and there isn’t much more coming in the pipeline… I am scared for the next few years =/

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. He clearly knows who is best prepared of his current crop of QBs. I think you can still argue that developing/preparing them to succeed in bigger games is something we’d all like to see improve.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can still argue that developing/preparing them to succeed in bigger games is something we’d all like to see improve.

Thank you. This is the point I’m failing to get out.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what scares me. If Maynard was the “clear cut guy” just after spring ball, then the future must be grim. I felt that way about Riley as far back as ’09.

The only sliver of hope is that they expected the OL to be That Bad so they needed the fast guy to have some kind of offense.

Kiesau, with the WR, and Coach M, with the OL, have exceeded my expectations. The TE’s have been underwhelming, and I thought Maynard could be in the top half of the Pac12.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The OL & WRs have been pretty good relative to the past 2 years.

I’m still VERY frustrated with:
1. Dropped catches
2. SNAP fubars
3. Random OLine penalties (hands to the face or facepalms)
4. Aren’t TEs supposed to be a QB’s best friend? A safety blanket? I feel they’re being waaay under utilized as receivers.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with 1), but I think some of that is based on having Wild Thing as a QB. You’ve got no idea where it’s going.

2) and 3) I blame on Marshall, the way you could blame the problems the nation was facing when Obama took office. It takes some time. Still, how can you be a center and not know how to snap? And Brazinski was supposed to be one of the best centers in the nation, and he can’t even beat out Galas?

4) Yes. And their run blocking’s been “meh.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH BROKEN PLAYS ARGH.

How many plays have we had this year that get screwed up immediately because SOMEBODY DROPS THE DAMN BALL FOR NO REASON?!?!?!?

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

It has become so frequent this season that I don’t even get angry anymore. I just start chuckling or laughing because you can’t make this stuff up.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

saw the game at a bar full of cal and usc folks. the usc folks couldn’t stop laughing at our dropped balls. and they couldn’t figure out how marvin can easily adjust to tipped/misthrown passes but not catch the balls that hit him in the hands.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a little closer between Maynard and Bridgford after Fall Camp though. I heard good things about Bridgford this fall.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

you haven’t watched any Oregon St football this season then.

No doubt Maynard had a shit game yesterday but he’s the best we’ve got and even though I’m still pissed about yesterday, I fully expected to be 3-3 after the first 6 games. The key is the next 4, all of which SHOULD be W’s. If Cal doesn’t win at least 3 of the 4, then we should fire everybody because they are clearly, IMO, better than those 4 teams.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t about Maynard to me. It’s about this entire fucking coaching staff. Who the hell have they been recruiting at QB that makes them say to themselves, “Zach Maynard is our best option”?

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

again, unless you’ve got video evidence of the other QB’s, please refrain or expect people to disagree with you

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

please save this non-constructive bullshit for BI, 49.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that statement just isn’t true, 49er16.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I think Maynard might have something on the backup for Wynn now that he’s done for the year.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 14, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also whoever is the QB for UCLA.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 15, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s questionable if Brehaut makes it back. He actually looked pretty good as a dropback QB. Actually, I feel like Brehaut would have been awesome with Tedford, and Maynard probably would have worked better in the pistol we’re running.

by Harsha on Oct 15, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been impressed with either Prince or Brehaut in what little I’ve seen, but I’ll trust your judgment on this since I’m sure you’ve had the uh, pleasure of watching more UCLA football than I have.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 15, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, actually it’s totally different.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Playcalling WAS improved. Sure I would’ve liked more runs but Tedford was calling plays to take advantage of USC’s defense (which was shutting the run down).

Execution was horrible however

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Serious question

who calls the plays anyway? Do we know how the system works?

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arroyo: QB Coach
Mizalchick: Co-Ofensive Coordinator
Gould: Co-offensive coordinator and run game coordinator
Kieasu: Passing game coordinator

Tedford probably has some input but Kieasu who is in the booth calls down stuff and based on the two opinions Mizalchick calls plays.

Completely my guess though

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Tedford is the only Offensive coordinator that we need, his getting away from this in 2008-10 was a mistake.

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time the Tedford offense worked? 4 or 5 years ago? This team has gone backwards every year since Riley fuck up.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m frustrated too, but that’s an overly broad statement. I don’t like the execution of this year’s offensive plan, but I like the offense plan. I think it’s creative, not predictable, and is well designed to play to our strengths.

Not happy with the result. We should have won both UW & USC games, sure Oregon beat us (with a little help from holding) but we beat ourselves last night. Defense played great.

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree Wholeheartedly

by SierraBear on Oct 14, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of the >75% plays out of the shotgun. I love the under center formations and even the pistol.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are WAY too pass-happy, and we can’t do that with an inaccurate QB. I think we need to establish the run, and design the passing game in a way that maximizes Maynard’s strengths (e.g. rolling out to the left, deep slants and seam routes, etc…)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I myself am pretty pass-sad today.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a perfect world, maybe. But teams have been routinely playing the run against us, and daring us to complete passes. We just have to complete these passes, get a lead, and then pound the rock at them.

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We just have to complete these passes

Well, I could be wrong, but my perception is that we used to be able to just pound it down their throats anyway. Hard-nosed power football. I would gladly settle for some 3-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust right now if it were reasonably consistent that we could get those 3 yards.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I quoted that because I was going to respond with, “That’s a tall order right now”.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

But really, what IS “the Tedford offense”? I think it looks pretty different than it did in ‘04-’06, right?

Maybe we don’t have the O-linemen to do it, but back in those days we were all about pounding the rock and getting opposing D-lines on their heels, and then once they were softened up, we worked ’em over with the pass.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do thing Tedford tries to adapt his offense to the strengths of the offensive players over the years, the only constant I can see is vaguely pro-style sets.

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it’s to his credit that he’s been able to adapt and work in some wrinkles like zone reads and spread formations and even things like WildBear, but if pro-style is his bread-and-butter, then he needs to make sure his players can execute some staple plays.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Cal’s budget for assistants can afford the type of OC you speak of.

UDub’s gave Sark a lot of $$$ to work with in this regard. I think Holt is $670k-ish.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Tedford

But yesterday’s game? That game was a coach killer.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it the losing to the same team 8 years in a row or the sloppiness? Or both?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

For me, more the latter, but for people that matter it might be the former.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

sloppiness. not paying attention to details is something a coach should be able to control.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 14, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

MBB open practice:

BERKELEY – The California men’s basketball team will host an open practice at Haas Pavilion on Sun., Oct. 30, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. PT. This is the first chance to the 2011-12 Golden Bears before the team opens its season on Nov. 1 in a 7:30 p.m. exhibition game against UC San Diego. Admission is free and fans will have the opportunity to meet players and coaches during a post-practice autograph session.

In addition, sales representatives will be on hand to answer questions about season tickets and show fans around the arena. Fans interested in talking with a representative, in advance, can e-mail ticketsales@berkeley.edu. No registration is necessary. For more information about Cal men’s basketball, sign up for the Cal Basketball E-Newsletter at CalBears.com/BearTerritory.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

MWP hosts USC:

Bear Bites:
In one of the biggest regular-season contests of 2011 and a rematch of the 2010 NCAA title game, No. 2-ranked Cal (14-2, 2-0) hosts No. 4 USC (11-2, 2-0) Saturday (Oct. 15) at 2 p.m. at Spieker Aquatics Complex. Spieker Aquatics was the site of last year’s NCAA finals in which the Trojans upended the Golden Bears, 12-10 in overtime. Looking to avenge last year’s loss, Cal features the 2010 National Player of the Year Ivan Rackov, who leads the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation in scoring with 49 goals in 15 matches (3.27 gpg). The Bears also lead the MPSF in team scoring with 13.25 goals per game. USC, led by senior goalie Joel Dennerley, the 2010 MPSF Player of the Year, is tops in the league in defense, allowing 4.38 goals per game. Cal has outscored its opponents, 212-90, this season and defensively the Bears are second in the league with 5.63 goals per game. On Sept. 5 Rackov became this season’s first MPSF Player of the Week after tallying 12 goals with eight steals and seven assists in Cal’s Sept. 3 home victories over UC Davis and Santa Clara. Last week, the Bears’ junior goalie, Justin Parsons, was tabbed the Oct. 10 MPSF Player of the Week after tallying 26 goals in MPSF wins at No. 3 UCLA and Long Beach State, and a victory at No. 9 UC San Diego.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

NinersNation talks receivers:



Yesterday, defensive coordinator Vic Fangio and offensive coordinator Greg Roman spoke with the media. I posted the Fangio transcript yesterday, along with a quote about Calvin Johnson and a shot at the Dallas Cowboys and Rob Ryan, so be sure to check that out. This morning, we’ve got the transcript from Roman’s conference, and there’s some notable quotes.

For one, Roman echoes my personal sentiments about the wide receivers and their blocking ability (though I’m going to assume he didn’t base his opinion off of mine, it’s safe to say I don’t have that much influence … yet). On Twitter and over at SB Nation Bay Area, I talked about how Michael Crabtree excelled particularly well at blocking, and particularly manhandled both Nnamdi Asomugha and Joselio Hanson in the game against the Eagles. Joshua Morgan is also very good at it, but he’s out for the season.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Silver And BlackPride is excited about Run DMC against the Browns:

Cleveland is 25th in rushing yards allowed per game. They are not playing as badly on run D as that number suggests though. They have faced the 29th most rushing attempts per game.

Cleveland is averaging a solid 4 yards allowed per carry. This is 13th in the NFL. They have done this by limiting open field yards. They are 10th in second level yards and 12th in open field yards.


Teams are succeeding 78 percent of the time in power situations. That is 26th in the NFL. They are stuffing only 18 percent of runs. That is 21st in the NFL.

This is not a good way to try and contain Darren McFadden. DMC is deadly if he can get past the line of scrimmage untouched.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Me too, Go Raiiiiiiiiders!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoo!!!

raiders ticketing office gave each season holder 2 free tickets to the game against the browns. my season ticket holding friends got 2 free tickets to seats valued double of what their season seats are. they’re pretty excited.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got an extra? I’m free Sunday…

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not going to that game. going up for the chiefs. ’bout 10 of us are going to roll up to that game.

ah…2 days of football debauchery.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FearTheFin previews the DUcks game:


Man. Hard to get into a posting rhythm when the Sharks have been off for six days. It feels like cranking up NHL 12 Dynasty Mode to Hardcore Superstar mode, advancing to the second round against the Canucks, and then not playing videogames for a week. When you come back it’s a nightmare. Outlet passes skipping off the boards, manual line changes destroying your will to live, the Sedins putting more work into the cycle than a college kid’s parents during Thanksgiving Break*. Rough times.

*Yup, that’s a laundry joke.

The Sharks are the only team in the NHL to have played one game this season. Pretty sure Lemony Snicket wrote a series of books about that.

First things second— according to David Pollak of Working The Corners, Martin Havlat will not be in the lineup tonight. He is still waiting to get clearance from his surgeon in Cleveland as to when he will be able to play. That process doesn’t need to be done in person however. Although he traveled to Cleveland earlier this month to meet with the surgeon, he can receive clearance over the phone. With three games in four days upcoming for the Sharks there’s no official word on whether or not Havlat will play. That sentence was sort of useless, but I wanted to include the fact that San Jose will be playing three games in four days somewhere in the post and that seemed like a good place to put it. If I could do it all over again I would probably use it somewhere else. Like in the fourth paragraph or something.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm so frustrated

I don’t really want to talk about football but it’s all that keeps running through my head. Sigh.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Get a grip, NCN.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 14, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S TOO LATE!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, venting with CB81 last night helped. I still can’t really rationalize what’s going on in any meaningful way though.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH I SEE HOW IT IS! You’ll vent with CB81, but you wont vent with little old TwistNHook. I only sneak you into my section and let you sit illegaly next to me without alerting the 400 year old guard next to us AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!!?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You help me survive with comedy judo and Presidential Library distractions. It’s a different kind of coping mechanism.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still wonder what the William Henry Harrison presidential library is? Is it partt a SBarro at a mall? Is it a kiosk in the street????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I was Nick, I would have old the usher that wasn’t your seat and that you’re bothering me.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I was just sitting here peacefully and this guy came up to me and started talking about scoop necks! Save me 400 year old usher!”

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I have no idea who he is or what he wants with me.”

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I let nick drive my 2001 Honda Accord. You have nothing to offer that can compare with that!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lawyer driving a Honda Accord. I think you might need to start billing at least 991/hour!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

she spends all her money on bling for her cats

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Diamond cat collars do not come cheap.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dont all of your cats drive personalized Jags?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you think I have to drive a 10-year-old Honda?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do your cats ever let you take their Jags for a spin?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

mine is eighteen years old!! barely legal. just replaced the stock deck, too. SWEET DIRECT IPOD INPUT TO BLAST THE CURE WHILE I CRY ON MY COMMUTE TO WORK

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

My car is from 1988 and has 250K miles

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

93 280K

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is older!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

and mine has made more love to the road. Whose has lived a fuller life, rishi?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

CalBear81’s cats.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying they are JEW cats?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

meowzel tov!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shameow

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't ask

How you deal with depression, that game made me depressed – time to listen to Smiths CDs

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 8:33 AM PDT reply actions  

join this century, grandpa! :D

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suggest something newer and equally morose, and I’ll give it a listen.

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i meant on cd’s :)

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It gets a bit heavy but try this. Actually the noisy outro is the best part.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to “wallow” to Radiohead – Kid A. These days I don’t find it so depressing, though.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only like Idioteque and maybe 1 or 2 other songs on that album. That’s when Radiohead jumped the shark IMO.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Amnesiac and HTTT were better than Kid A, to be fair, but still I think that’s when they started losing the plot.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gasp! Kid A remains one of my all-time favorites!

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when it came out and everyone was crapping their pants over it and I was like… really? At the time I thought it was a big let-down from OK Computer.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like OKC is better, song for song, but I like Kid A as an album better. For me, Kid A is a case where the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked Kid A…. didn’t like Amnesiac TBH.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You still continue to be wrong about this. Radiohead continues to be great, but maybe it’s not the kind of music you prefer.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. I like layered electronic-inflected music though. I’m a fan of bands like The Notwist, Múm, Sigur Ros, Boards of Canada, M83, and such…

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

All those groups are much more mellow and poopy than the new Radiohead. I think I know the type of music you are thinking of, I don’t really care for those bands— I like my electronic music to be darker and faster.

What do think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6NSuulorc ?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol “poopy”?

Not sure what you mean exactly, unless you’re saying they’re not very good, in which case, you’re entitled to your opinion :)

I wasn’t really into that song, but this one by that same artist wasn’t bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QiXeAkKtOg

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant “poppy” as in pop music.

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by Cugel on Oct 15, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I meant poppy. That’s a stupid typo.

by paleodan on Oct 16, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

nothing like a little Morrissey to make you realize your life aint so bad after all.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Morrisey is how you cope with depression....

….you should Google a help-hotline of some sort. The Smiths will put you over the edge, my friend.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Oct 14, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for truth, but now im sad again. thanks fs.

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry dude.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just keep telling myself, if Maynard is the best option at QB then this team is in some serious shit. Then I tear up.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should tear it up instead.

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

This Saturday will mark the anniversary of Fenway Sports Group’s takeover of Liverpool and it comes just a few days after UK magazine FourFourTwo published its annual Football Rich List. The magazine ranked FSG owner John W Henry at 20th in the list, and calculated that each Premier League point Liverpool had earned since the purchase has cost Henry a whopping £7.5 million ($11.7M). (The team it beat last week, local rivals Everton, comes in at £48,000 per point, given that owner Bill Kenwright paid £20M for it in 2004.)

Of course, this calculation is skewed and FourFourTwo accepts it is meant as just a bit of fun. But it can also act as an interesting backdrop to Henry’s first year in charge, and the application of “Moneyball” or rather ‘Soccernomics’ theories in football. ‘Moneyball’, now a film starring Brad Pitt, is the Michael Lewis book in which Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane uses statistics to find previously underestimated players in the transfer market to help his team become champions. “Soccernomics,” the football equivalent, advocates data analysis to give teams a competitive edge, not just in recruitment but also in contract management, penalty shootouts, and injury prevention.

Hmmmm, dunno what to think of this…

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Fenway sports has had one hell of week. Beer, fried chicken, accusing their former baseball manager that he’s a drug addict and that he’s having family problems, and now this.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

This counts as a win for them, right?

LeBron to attend first Liverpool match Saturday…

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/7098577/lebron-james-attend-first-liverpool-match-saturday-manchester-united

how the hell is this even news?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fenway sports has had one hell of week. Beer, fried chicken, accusing their former baseball manager that he’s a drug addict and that he’s having family problems, and now this.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid double post.

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t get the Andy Carroll purchase.
Luis Suarez, as big of a little bitch that he is, is a stud and was a bargain.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Raj Rajnataram gets 11 years:

The fallen hedge fund billionaire Raj Rajaratnam received the longest prison sentence ever for insider trading on Thursday, capping an aggressive government campaign that has ensnared dozens and may help deter the illegal use of confidential information on Wall Street.

Judge Richard J. Holwell of Federal District Court in Manhattan sentenced Mr. Rajaratnam, 54, the former head of the Galleon Group hedge fund, to 11 years in prison. A jury convicted Mr. Rajaratnam of securities fraud and conspiracy in May after a two-month trial.

Insider trading is an assault on the free markets," said Judge Holwell, who also imposed a $10 million fine and ordered Mr. Rajaratnam to forfeit $53.8 million in ill-gotten profits. "His crimes reflect a virus in our business culture that needs to be eradicated."
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The sentence was a watershed moment in a two-year push by federal prosecutors. Over that period, Preet S. Bharara, the United States attorney in Manhattan, has brought charges against 54 people with insider trading crimes. Of those, 50 have been either pleaded guilty or have been convicted at trial. Three others’ situations are pending, and the fourth is a fugitive.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL METS
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
#mets hired bob geren as bench coach

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by 49er16 on Oct 14, 2011 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

He can’t do much damage as bench coach can he?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll find a way

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s why they suck.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

How I dealt with the frustration last night?

- Lost my voice encouraging the second deck to cheer with me and my fam
- Pounded the bordering scoreboard till my hands swelled
- Bumped the Tyler the Creator Pandora station for the hour+ drive back to Santa Cruz
- Tall glass of Elijah T. Craig on the rocks
- Cuddled up with the puppy and fell asleep to Get Him to the Greek

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

For me it was drinking more beer and getting a big order of nachos when I got home.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

For me, it was speaking ill of the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMn.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

How I delt with it

Whiskey

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG TWINSIES!!!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twins sound like a better way to deal with frustration.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im lashing out at all LA college football fans right now. You are an innocent bystander in this. Blame DC

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

well ok then, cya Monday.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That aint no fun, is it?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

For me, it was unhealthy compartmentalization.

What happened? Who cares! Silly jokes are the best.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, ’twas me! Hopefully I was not too annoying for your taste…

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by CruzinBears on Oct 17, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

who do you think you’re talking to. I LOVED IT!!! Seriously, you need to do that more. It was awesome.

by fiatlux on Oct 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a delightful bart ride with many cgb’ers. There was even a 33$$ sighting.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 14, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT WHAT

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a deep breath

And repeat after me: We’re a Basketball school.

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Take a deep breath

And repeated after me: We’re an academic school

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:34 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Corrected:
And repeat after me: We’re a Basketball volleyball/rugby school.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Oct 14, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are a swimming school!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good, because I need swimming lessons =/.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are a Nobel winning school!

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop being so serious, twist. Also, I saw one our big recruits there last night – I thought they weren’t going to come to any Thursday games.

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by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a table at the entrance listing “Recruiting Table” or something along htos elines

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably official visits vs. unofficial visits.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm in mourning

Because Bill Withers’s Ain’t No Sunshine popped into my head last night and it hasn’t left.

Can’t link a youtube vid at work, so the lyrics will have to do:

Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.
It’s not warm when she’s away.
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
And she’s always gone too long anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she’s gone,
Wonder if she’s gone to stay
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
And this house just ain’t no home anytime she goes away.

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone,
But ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone, only darkness everyday.
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone,
And this house just ain’t no home anytime she goes away.

Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Al Green.

Bill Withers did Lovely Day.

When I wake up in the morning love
and the sunlight hurts my eyes
there’s something without warning, love
bears heavy on my mind

then i look at you
and the world’s alright with me
just one look at you
and i know it’s gonna be … a lovely day

lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

oops. i lied. it was bill withers, not al green.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

but my lyrics are happier!

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who had a lot of fun at the game last night?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I had fun tailgating.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a great day. It was lots of fun. But then the game started and it kinda sucked.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed sitting next to you, Paleodan. But you and the other seatmates were the highlight of my night. The rest of the night went seriously downhill. (Except when we ran into Twist at BART, that was cool). (If I didn’t say it, Twist would just ask about it).

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until you brought it up, I hadn’t even considered asking you about it. I just presume that you all love me and theres no reason to explicitly state it. Although, it never huts, am I right??

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you didn’t have to ride the same train he did, so you have that going for you.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 14, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a few plays were I just spontaneously started laughing, because really, what else is there to do?

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were laughing bc of my jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pregame was fun (Sierra Nevada Torpedo’s kicked my ass) except I paid $30 to park in a half-flooded construction site parking lot and had That Guy come around the tailgate asking for beers.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed the tailgate and Momo’s.

But I was too frustrated during the game to enjoy it. I don’t know how you did.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, i hear barry zito had a good time

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I had a blast! Honestly, I’ve come to terms with our annual $C drubbing, I just enjoy the time out, cheering chanting dranking etc etc

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

same! hell yeah!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same except for the lack of drinking.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

so that was u in the cloud of weed on 3rd st?

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! You!

Get off of my cloud!

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I SMELED THAT TOO!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me three! I can only imagine it was the zoonews express

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did we really look like the type that would smoke a bit and leave our nice glass pipe in a cooler in the back of some stranger’s truck only to find the truck and our shit missing after the game? C’mon!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Football

3-picks-and-a-cloud-of-weed

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t sound all bad.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was amazed...

at how all the energy and electricity outside the stadium vanished once you were inside…

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had fun. I never expect to beat SC, so who cares?

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you’ve seen Cal beat U$C during your tenure?

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’ve also seen 61-0.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ve NEVER seen Cal beat U$C! EVER!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda been a Cal fan before you were admitted!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Story: AT&T sucks as a football venue…especially with the students in the End Zone

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

True Story: the tailgating scene is a million times better than at Berkeley.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

not where we tailgate (I’ve said too much).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, my tailgate is one of the best in Berkeley, but it was great seeing tons of people tailgating in the lot.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lot A? We were over by UCSF Mission Bay

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Joe Montana?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree. Students in the end zone looks cool on tv, but not good from a noise standpoint. Set it up more like Emerald Bowl thx

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the stadium is actually pretty good at holding in/amplifying noise. See the false starts USC had the one moment when the crowd was in the game.

The problem is that the team didn’t give the crowd any reasons to get into the game.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

another true story: if al davis had died sooner maybe we wuld have been able to use the cLOLiseum

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s really frustrating is… if Barkley and Woods had shredded us again like they did last year, I would’ve said, well, that sucks, but those guys are All-American caliber players who are gonna be playing in the NFL soon. Tip my hat to those guys and move on. But we had them contained. If we’d had ANY semblance of offensive rhythm and execution, we would have beaten them. Hell, the way we were playing D I think it could have easily been 30-10 in favor of the Bears.

It’s that lack of basic competence that really stings. It’s not something I ever expected to see from a Tedford-coached team.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I like SC’s road unis. Crisp white jerseys with big ass #’s and no names on the back. Has an old school feel to it, and one of the only reasons I watch Notre Dame football for a half of a quarter every year.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of a non sequitur, but yeah, sure. Aside from their stupid McDonald’s color scheme (full disclosure: also my high school’s color scheme), that is.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

but the red is too purpleish for MacD’s.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ketchup is spoiled.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

MacD ketchup can’t spoil. It’s purplish because of the preservatives that prevent it from decomposing.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love your last phrase there

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3

Depsite being severely out-Cal’d in Section B…I must say…there were only a few d-bags there. A lot of the fans were older, employed types who just enjoy football. We co-existed, let’s put it that way.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went back and rewatched the game… will have some thoughts on it. I can’t believe I’m saying this but it wasn’t as bad as when I was there.

That was one of the most miserable CAL experiences I have had thanks to the total, complete and spectacular incompetence of CAL Marketing/Sales/ATO. I think I’ll do a fan post on this.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*gets popcorn *

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure it’s buttered.

you have never seen a more annoyed fiatlux than the guy that was just stewing in ATT last night.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THE CRITIC!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id love to see that fan[st

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Seeing Rishi shotgun a beer in a suit was a thing of beauty yesterday.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Coors Light?

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was fun!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

your suit colors were well done

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Oct 14, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Kept me warm!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My overwhelming impression from last night

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Way of venting

Back during my “teenage angst” phase, I’d go drive around aimlessly listening to music and singing along at the top of my lungs. Singing is a big help actually.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

and driving somewhere, though I do that less now.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good call

My brother and I found you could go REALLY fast on the Richmond-San Rafael bridge (going east) late at night with no other cars around and could easily tell whether there were cops around because you can see everywhere. We pushed that Volvo stationwagon to the limits……..playing Pink Floyd.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Oct 14, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I drove to Tahoe...

have a nice fire going… good bottle of wine… it’s done me good.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I’m toads jel.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of space… you’re welcome to come up.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

That sounds completely delightful, but Ms. Atoms would probably be a little upset if I up and ditched her for a weekend in Tahoe out of the blue :)

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young alumni

WTF? You guys need to get loud. And stand up, for God’s sake, you’re not fifty.

I seroiusly felt like the only person in my section who gave his all to the game. Which is unfortunate.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BOOING YOUR OWN PLAYERS

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

After the first U$C false start, when the crowd was finally getting into it, I stood up. Just to yell; maybe get some people around me excited. My buddy nearby also stood up.

Someone threw a peanut at me.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, poor guy. You OK?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One guy started booing Maynard.

I told him not to boo his own players.

He started yelling at me “DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO”

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you reply with “WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!!!!” ?

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a big, intimidating guy, not a parapelegic (sp

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he’s already been back!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need a personal injury attorney??

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may have been a penny.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll do it for 33% of all winnings

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

u need toxicologist 4 “expert testimonylol”?

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. But we need to get that peanut back first!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What section is everybody in?

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

317

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also 317, Row D

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

126

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I saw you below us last night, nice suit btw

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, thanks. Come say hi next time!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

QQ.

I was so lonely last night. Where was everybody???

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i love you, but i’m so horribly depressed.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEN, LET MY LIGHT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not working

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Knock knock

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s there?

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Washington State

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

JEFF TUEL IS HEALTHY WHO?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great, now Goldblooded will be depressed forever, bc you screwed up the punchline!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

i blame i koo lyke dat forever

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW. Ive never realized how hte name worked. I always read it as.

ikoolekat. Even though its nothing like that. I presumed it had to do with his love of cats.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha i had no clue either. i thought it was ikooly kedat or something.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Me, too actually.

I always thought it was “I, Kooly Da Kat”

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it should be “I Kooly De Kat” because then I just flip the D and the K in my head.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I Dooly Ke Kat?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is a Doolykekat and why is Apple making them?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s appropriately made in China!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed he was a huge Digable Planets fan

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

iHadToGoogleDat

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha wowowow

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Gold Blooded

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can all line up to punch me if that helps

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Washington State who?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, I never heard of them either

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate all of you SO MUCH right onw

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How long until Cal’s b& from the Pac-WTF?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right when they kick WSU from the Pac12!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I am not Larry Scott.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The revelation of how to pronounce ikoolydekat stole all your thunder.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

GoldBlooded totally wins!

Hope that cheers him up!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

brb finding a good length of rope, and not a “good length” like our SO’s say.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you tried Ropes R Us?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

kevin parker bought everything :(

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

/waits to see who gets this

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

err derp, ROPE GUY!!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rope Coach. Who wouldnt get it?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i duno, i guess most people i know just call him ‘rope guy’

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not walking into another one of your fake stores that you set up just to trap me

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

traps r us! classic.

Deposed (and recently graduated!) #1 Indian

by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

lookup Rishi, he sold me some wicked fantasies.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many of those boxes with the word “ropes” on the side of them contain actual rope!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Washington State who?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, I’ve never heard of them either.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so full of self-loathing right now

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on in.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, really? ALl the other times, you tell me to stay 100 feet away from you.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The poliec don’t have to know.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Section B, but wishing I was in Section A in Memorial.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

332

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

conference room at work :( :(

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by boomtho on Oct 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Men’s room

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

228

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

119. Or is it 199?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spent some time in 109 and 332, but my actual seats are 132.

The best view was from 332.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY MUST YOU STRIKE AT ME?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t strike! You locked me out!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw you.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! I probably looked frustrated and lost.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THATS WHEN YOU WERE SITTING NEXT TO ME!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

319

CruzinBears ran into me on the way out of the park.

Brightened up my evening a bit.

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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 14, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you hurt from the collison?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like there was some light transfer involved.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forget tat CruzinBears is 400 pounds. You dont want to run into him!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAST MODE!!!!!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

p.s. Swamphunter has a sweet Cal jersey too…. that has “Swamphunter” on the back, which tipped me off!

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by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make it painfully easy to pick out who I am with that jersey. Last year no one commented on it, but with AT&T and it’s setup this season I’ve managed to find a couple other CGBers.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 14, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT U LOOK LIKE BOY

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be on the lookout for you!

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Painfully, or delightfully?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw you and complimented your jersey!

I probably should’ve told you who I was, but you seemed sad and we were almost to our car.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was you? Thanks man!

Yeah, we were all kinds of bummed out.

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by Swamphunter on Oct 14, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m actually in 332 also.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep your eye out for generic white guys and you might meet me and/or Spazzy!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m a generic asian guy sitting with a bunch of generic Asian people. How will we ever find each other?!?!?!?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you in a row with a bunch of other people wearing this year’s game day shirt? All student-age looking types? I might’ve seen you. Row 12 or so?

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of the people I was sitting with were wearing this year’s game day shirt. But I don’t have it yet!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I’m a generic Asian guy sitting in 332 with a bunch of generic Asian AND generic white people. Seems like 332 is the place for generic parties.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget the token generic bengali!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point. we have a great diversity of generic peoples.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! Cal actually has a generic diversity of GREAT peoples!

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the generic TwistNHook.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone see the Chronicle this morning?

Our shame is front page material.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

EARW (ax)?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what that means.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

jeff EARl Warren?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg Rally Comm is so RACIS!!!!!!!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of bEARWillnotquit

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

(yea i know)

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

[I thought you were too busy having fun to notice and were genuinely concerned our student section is THAT bad these days]

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

People still buy newspapers?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

u mean things to ball up and start fires in the two weeks of winter?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

WINTER IS COMING

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

and then ned stark’s wife and son get killed!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

Dude, this post should be deleted. Srsly.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone gets killed!??

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw, have you seen this website before?

http://stormofswansons.tumblr.com/

It combines Game of Thrones stills with Parks and Recs quotes!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

How I vent

I don’t. I just let it simmer inside. I figure it will lower my life expectancy. And when I kick the bucket, hey — NO MORE FRUSTRATION! YAY!

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 14, 2011 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm ignorant

I don’t get it.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

How beta!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought norcalnick was a release candidate!!!!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion, at least

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I try!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s see, CGB joke, software joke, finance joke, AND social behaviour joke!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being serious for a moment (is that still allowed)

I honestly don’t get the joke! I’m so slow!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just being facetious.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked last Community a lot.

#coolAbedBro

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

and by ‘last Community’, i meant ‘last night’s Community’.
They are not cancelling Community.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t seen it yet, but I liked Parks & Rec (it was silly, but sweet) and Bored to Death, that show is so wacky.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

i love you and i love this gif but i’m so horribly depressed

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should watch last of the Meheecans to uplift your spirits?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right, i do hate those god damn mohicans

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

south park reference, btw

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

havent seen the last two weeks due to my depression from us losing

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Butter will cheer you up!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Battlefield 3 can’t come soon enough!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

BF3 or MW3?

I’m already preordering MW3, but it’s not coming out until November! OH NOES.

BF3 coming out 10/25, and I can benefit from blowing shit up.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a huge FPS person, so neither for me. They just take away from my valuable Street Fighting time.

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

this needs to stop, if you keep going down this path you’ll end up missing this season of south park

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by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you figure that?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The same way I figured I should buy some more lipstick!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really looking forward to watching Parks and Rec tonight!

ENTERTAINMENT 720

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley dealing with frustration
Not in a good way

Embattled journeyman outfielder Milton Bradley has made the news for all the wrong reasons again. This time around, he is alleged to have told his wife he is going to kill her. During a heated argument on Sept. 27, which led to Bradley’s arrest, he allegedly showed Monique Bradley a picture of a gun and said, “this is the gun I’m going to kill you with,” according to TMZ.com.

Monique also alleged during the altercation that Milton threatened her with a baseball bat while cussing her out and hurling insults.

This isn’t new, unfortunately. Earlier this year, Monique also alleged that Milton had threatened to kill her and filed for a restraining order. That incident led to a temporary restraining order, but the Sept. 27 argument has caused her to seek permanent protection from him.

There are two sides to every story, but it’s at least evident the two don’t need to be in a relationship that is so toxic.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 14, 2011 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Man, Milton needs some fucking treatment. He seriously needs medical help.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Run free, Monique!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stepping off the Maynard train.

Man, I don’t know what it is, but I can’t stop thinking about this stupid game. I was totally bullish on Maynard coming into the season, and even after the first 4 games. But man the last two games have been so maddening. He’s shown just enough flashes that I still think there’s something there, but he’s regressing in so many ways. I think the problems he’s shown have always been there to some extent, but rather than improving or even staying the same, the bad tendencies are getting even worse.

This week, Tedford & Co. have a couple extra days to prepare for Utah. I think, beyond working to try and correct Maynard’s mechanical problems, they need to also make it clear that he’s going to have a short leash, and maybe even be ready to have Bridgford there as QB 1-B, and maybe have them alternate series or something. Tailor the playcalling to Maynard’s strengths. Something has to be done until he can improve his mechanics, and if he can’t he needs to be replaced. What we saw this week can’t continue.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Tailor to his strengths:

Pass to the center of the field
Risk: tons and tons of INTs

Pass only to the left
Risk: teams will catch on

Rollout to and pass to the left.
Risk: teams will catch on

*weeeep

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, those are risks. I think we should also be doing more designed QB runs as well. If the worry was that Maynard was going to get banged up by running the football, well, that should be a risk we should be willing to take and we’ll have to live with Bridgford if he gets hurt. If we don’t have Maynard run, then it negates a lot of the value he brings to being the QB and why have him start anyway?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the designed runs and definitely agree that we should be calling more.

On the Maynard fumble—sure he didnt have much time, but I also did not see any hot routes! I saw KA and MJ running routes that would’ve taken too long to develop given that SC was blitzing. I would’ve liked to see him dump it off to Isi or Miller more—even if it did not result in a first down, at least it’ll show that he recognizes the blitz and can think quickly. But you have to call a play that will put him in that position!

ARRGGH

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y only like a handful of zone reads? I want zone read zone read zone read all day long.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

wut aboot

pass left
pass left
pass left
reverse run right?

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, don’t play on National TV, I don’t think he does well with the added pressure just yet

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

they need to also make it clear that he’s going to have a short leash,

Although, I agree Maynard shant be allowed another 4 turnover extravaganza, I don’t know if this helps Maynard perform better.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried more about his mechanics than his confidence at this point. I’d make it clear to him that he’s got to improve his mechanics or else he won’t be seeing the field as much.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, if you frame it like, “it’s not about you as a person or even as an athlete, it’s about this concrete thing that you have within yourself the capacity to improve”, that’s got to be something he should be able to deal with.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think if you rewatch the game you’ll see it wasn’t as bad as it seemed. THE FIRST INTERCEPTION was 100% on Maynard and was just awful. The 2nd one was him trying to do too much because of the f’n fumbled handoff which was all Calvin (i think). He had a lot of good throws and A LOT of dropped passes again with even the ESPN folks were calling out our receivers.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, for a game with as many cringe-worthy moments as last night, it was not an unenjoyable experience. We had our chances.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, we had our chances, but then we went and shot ourselves in the foot every single fucking time. Seriously, every time. Even when we scored, we shot ourselves in the foot. Settling for a FG instead of a TD after getting 1st and 10 at the USC 15. Finally getting the TD but then botching the PAT… So maddening.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m past the anger phase! Don’t bring me back there!!!!!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh, I’m not angry anymore either. But damn, last night was so dispiriting.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

all i could think about on the drive up was how much it sucked and how we’ve completely lost our mojo. and it was sad.

and then I thought about the incompetent cretins Sandy has working for her… that have completely ruined the CAL football experience… and i was angry.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a miserable experience for me. rewatching the loss, which I NEVER do, actually make it less miserable.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, I force myself to rewatch Oregon State 2007.

It’s like punishment.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the begging of the 4th quarter I turned and told my friend "this will either be the most exhilarating victory i’ve, or the most crushing.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, being a Cal fan is more volatile than oil contratcs!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, unfortunately, it’s been a pretty steady right

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had a couple high points since that game in 2007.

Um, Armed Forced Bowl…

Big Game 09

Umm…

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michigan St ’08 was fun…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, don’t get me wrong. Arizona 09 was nice too.

Just saying, a high point, comparable to Tennessee or Oregon 07 is rare.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That little glimmer of hope when they started playing well in the 2nd half was cruel.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe they tried Anger around right end on 4th and 7. He’d need to be running for what, 20 yards?

Lots of folks were pissed at Genyk, but I firmly believe that call is made with the input from Tedford and maybe others.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

They said on TV that it looked like even Tedford didn’t know it was coming.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t make sense, though.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tedford staring at Genyk: “Why the fug, did you not talk me out of that one?”
Genyk recognizes it’s a lose-lose situation does not bite and chooses to remain silent.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh…so basically it was the Tedford-Marshall death stare?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect the Tedford Marshall OSU deathstare was quite hilarious.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, this isn’t one of those playcalling complaints where if it works = brilliant. It still would have been very odd.

I would have been happier with a fake punt pass, if you’re going that route.

With the “hybrid athletes” and such, I wonder if one day we’ll see a punter who can punt, kick, and run. Maybe a little option pitch. Really keep the return team on their toes.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tedford says Anger should have punted
Coach Jeff Tedford on the team’s failed fake punt call from its own 32-yard line, “It was an option for [P Bryan Anger] to run. If he had the edge clean, then you go for it and run. It wasn’t clean. He should have punted it.”

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

why even give your kicker that option?

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was a WR in high school and has some mad speed, yo?

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by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Punting = Winning.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because you want them to develop decision making skills and to THINK once in a while.

This is Cal, you know: Nobel Prize winners, No. 1 public university, intelligent and engaged students.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny family comment of the night:
After the many usual comments from my parents about Trojans popping under pressure, real Bears trusting Durex, etc etc, when the Nobel prize was announced, my step-dad leaned over to my friends joining me at the game and said "At $C they think “Nobel” means they don’t have to show up for class"

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll have to remember that one. It’s worth using.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That play looked like he may have gotten blocked if he continued with the punt, it was a clusterfuck all around

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

and why not try this play on all the 4th and 1’s and such? We’ve punted many, many times when we’ve only needed a smidgen.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no kidding. 4th and 7 deep in your own territory though? TERRIBLE idea.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d love to go 4th and 7 deep in your own territory, now, wouldn’t you?

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

[I actually have no idea what this means.]

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was sexual in nature.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh then rec’d

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sure SOUNDED sexual in nature.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, I think Salmon Teriyaki is sexual in nature.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’re having salmon teriyaki for lunch today @ work, no joke

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

did i ruin lunch for you too?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one can ruin lunch for me unless they are militant vegetarians. LET ME LIVE MY LIFE

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY MUST YOU EAT MURDER ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

listen. either every living thing on earth has a soul, including plants, OR only cute animals shouldn’t. those are the only two choices.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

*shouldn’t be eaten

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ate a koala

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MONSTER!!!! KOALA MEAT IS MURDER!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But so tasty!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m so conflicted!!!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

You could clearly see Tedford saying “WTF mate” to Genyk

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tedford is Australian? Cuz that’s how they say “hello” DOWN UNDER

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you say “Hello. Mate?” in Australian?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Yer quite the spunk there, I’m a bit of a perve, let’s have a naughty in the shit house, yeah?”

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

Too soon.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DID YOU FLAG YOURSELF?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

because it feels so good man

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

Not soon enough.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Contrarian.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting Economist letter this week:

SIR – Surely a little bit of perspective is needed on Steve Jobs. The world is a big place. He managed successfully to sell some overpriced toys to a comparatively small number of wealthy people in industrialised nations who could afford to play with them.

What is the big accomplishment in that?

Hermann Kaiser
Berlin

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a Nazi to me.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this guy isn’t a Nazi, I’ll be surprised

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s because you are a fan of casual fascism.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, comptrolling!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he had read the 15-page technology special in that same issue that describes how the medical industry and the military are actually using iPhone and iPad technologies.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t refute

overpriced toys to a comparatively small number of wealthy people in industrialised nations
.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they have had a huge impact?

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

To say that the iPad is worlds different than a smallish laptop is silly. Jobs invented a slightly modified version of something that already existed and made it incredibly popular through branding. Apple has never been known for making truly “new” technology…but rather making new technology sexy.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touchscreen phones existed before the iPhone. MP3 players existed before the iPod. Tablet PCs existed before the iPad.

Yet, be it because of better technology, or marketing leading to adaptability, or whatever, they’ve become SIGNIFICANTLY more widespread since then.

I’d say that’s an impact.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your country, among your circle of friends.

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. Well, if somebody came up with a dirt cheap cure for malaria, would that person be worthy of revere in your eyes?

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..yes?!??!?!!?!?!?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that doesn’t affect industrialized nations at all… it affects third world ones, and the poor only, at that.

it’s a different set of countries and friends, at this point. are we allowed to celebrate achievement only if it brings up the standard for the bottom of the world caste structure?

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok. what if an iPad clone, with significantly stripped down technology and capability, made possible because of the advances of technology around the ipad, made it possible to produce a dirt cheap tablet PC for every schoolchild in a third world country, allowing that country to save costs on education and the infrastructure around text books and reallocate that money towards improving education and increase the standard of living?

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would never happen: apple by necessity is expensive in order to appeal to the elitist in all of us.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say Apple would do this. But the advances and the “usability” they’ve helped drive the industry towards had lent itself to be able to create this:

link

Regardless, the inexpensive tablet certainly could be transformative for India, where only 8% of citizens have Internet access.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

great but you’re associating the tech with apple alone when they’re usually late to the party.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But all these tablet clones wouldn’t exist without Apple making the iPad so marketable!

Look, I’m not an apple fan, but give credit where it’s due, brah

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you beat me to the punch, was gonna make the first point too.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scotch is slowing you down, brotha!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Controversial Statement

Widespread personal computing in and of itself owes itself largely to the accessibility of Microsoft Windows.

Steve Jobs certainly deserves accolades and he has accomplished many things, but I think they are mostly within the realm of business, not world-changing paradigms.

…that honor goes to Bill Gates.

=D

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

false it belongs to benjamin franklin, without him we’d never have adopted the turkey as the national mascot

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

identity theft is not a joke, roger. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d argue both should get credit for it. If Gates and Jobs had passed away on the same day, I’d hope (and highly doubt) that the reverence would be towards both in some sort of parity.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Windows? You’re trolling. But Gates does get a lot of credit for BASIC and DOS, making IBM clones work.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Windows was accessible because it was available on a variety of platforms. Allowing licensing, etc caused far more growth at that stage.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

gates was a good programmer, no arguing that. so was dennis ritchie RIP

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s too bad about Dennis Ritchie.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s too bad about Denise Richards.

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by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give plenty of accolades to Gates, and that’s not even looking at his philanthropic work

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. I’m not associating the tech with Apple. The tech has been there, I agree.

However, Apple’s “product marketing”, as I will call it, has driven the industry to create easier-to-use versions of that technology

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i could also make the argument that tablets are a useless tech: without apple maybe this boneheaded idea never goes forward?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i could also make the argument that tablets are a useless tech

Ok. Make it.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jobs (and Wozniak) invented the mass market personal computer. It’s not just about the iPad.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe i wouldn’t be such a a fat loser if computers had never existed! MAYBE WE’D BE BETTER OFF

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We?

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

zoonews

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could argue that all technology beyond fire, rock tools and spears are useless.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would be inclined to agree with you – i’m a phillistine after all

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once made the argument that the camera on a cellphone was the stupidest idea ever. And then some dude at UCLA invented a $10 microscope attachment that could be used in quick field tests, sending an image to a lab to determine if somebody had a disease while doing fieldwork in a remote part of Africa.

So the moral of the story is, by the time we figure out how to reduce the cost/etc and make something really useful at what I will refer to as the “Spazzy” level where revering someone is respectable, we’ve moved on to some other toy.

But in the meantime, that thing that is a toy that everybody is getting cool with using – well somebody is gonna figure out something useful to do with that toy. And the key to that is figuring out how to get everybody to use that “useless toy” to begin with.

/tldr

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

by charging a shit ton for it?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was research at Berkeley =P

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referencing this

http://www.economist.com/node/11367989

^1.5 years earlier (just sayin =P)

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team thinks the attachments, if mass-produced, could be made smaller and tougher, and sell for less than $100.

At ten times the cost.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s never been about the tech with Apple. It’s all about the User Interface and the design. BUT those are the things that make products popular. Maybe GoldBlooded would be happy to use a home-built, hand-built machine running Linux, but that is not going to be popular with, you know, actual people.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GoldBlooded is people!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm oops sorry gotta change my pants

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bed nets.

You know what they say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you trying to be an atoms or what?

My circle of friends does not include the US Military or hospitals.

The fact that nurses can store Electronic Medical Records on a totally convenient and easy to use tablet that requires no training (almost)… how is that NOT a huge change?

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

because people are still the same, for now

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so the progress is happening and is not 100% complete.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just don;t think tablets are as useful as a computer is all. not yet at least

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They serve different purposes and it takes time and i’m a shark

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t agree with that. The utility of tablets is driven by connectivity and software. The corporation for which I work makes an app that allows server admins to monitor and manage large scale servers via an iPad. I spoke to a number of our outsourcing / data center architects during a proposal effort earlier in the year who have seen peers / competitors developing similar applications.

There’s a space between smart phones and laptops in terms of portability, connectivity, and speed of access that tablets can fill – it could be sector specific, job specific, or whatever, where lack of processing power / memory is offset.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

well according to my ideal vision of the future (except the synthohol) tablets are coming up in a big way. so you may be right scottie. i’m trying to foster discussion aka comments but i’d really appreciate if you kept your stupid trojan ideas off my blog of mourning

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine then.

(flounces to the next comment)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate you go die

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many may try, but there is only one.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the game of atoms, you either atoms or you die.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the game of life, you either atoms or you actually have social skills.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also think that usage AND adaptability of these new machines made an impact too.

A small laptop could (clumsily) be used in remote hospitals. But an ipad, AND widerange of apps, can be used at the bedside of a patient in hostpital.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d argue that what Apple did wasn’t a big technological accomplishment, but a huge product marketing accomplishment.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our mouse would like to have an argument with you.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think GoldBlooded understands. I think he was born in 1998, when the 1980’s were distant history.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

1986, i had a computer w/out a mouse and it was better. the large floppies were better (lol boob joke?). in fact all new technology is frightening and i resent it

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the large floppies were better

One of the unadvertised advantages of having a pregnant wife.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the large floppies

One of the unadvertised disadvantages of prolonged penis pump usage.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you are younger than me my good computer troLOLer, and I was born in ’86

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

was born near christmas in 86

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Computers aren’t just toys. Hermann is demonstrably wrong.

Do you think personal computers have had no real effect on the human race?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not like those free range, cruelty free X-box factories, eh?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Free range gaming. Now that’s an interesting thought

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Oct 14, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Oct 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, it’s all we’ve got left!

by minesweeper on Oct 15, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

REAL AMERICANS

Phil steele pac-12 real american list

KA21, Kendricks 1st team

Marv Jones, Schwartz be with you, Anger 2nd team

Blood diamond, cat house, Italia 3rd team

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

cattouse on the 3rd team?!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

(where’s Kod’s pic of him getting blocked by Kendricks in the Oregon game)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

blood diamond…?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Owusu?

He and Holt are both 3rd team in addition to Cattouse and Tavecchio.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

good, good.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah that does look like Ernie.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH RLY? Just because they're both...

incredibly good looking dudes?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you be the judge

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang, they’re spot on.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may be old

but I found this remarkable

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

If Cal football is the dog, who will be our dog?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A vulture?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dogs rule!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dogs are outstanding!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also remarkable is this.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great, now I have “breastfeeding at 8” on my work browsing history.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

SPOILER ALERT: IT’S AN 8 YEAR OLD SUCKLING HER MOMMY’S TEAT

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfectly natural.

if they’re allowed in public, why not on some grown man’s browsing history?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Oct 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Allow children to decide when they want to stop nursing.” And stunt their emotional growth forever.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helpful info for job seekers

What not to post on your Facebook page.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, you know, set your privacy settings so prospective employers won’t be able to go through your shit.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then how will I be able to let total strangers know everything about me?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twitter.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll let them know that you value your privacy…

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring inappropriate pictures and videos to your interview!!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant! Keeping it old school with hardcopies.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

1) I’m changing my name on faceook when I submit MBA apps
2) I do not get this chart. 69% have rejected a candidate becaues of what they saw about them on a social networking site.

OF that 69%, 7% have never rejected a candidate because of information on a social networking site.

WTF WTF WTFW TF

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had a hard time figuring out WTF on the 7% too. Still kind of interesting.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My very strong advice

Use a brand new email address when applying for jobs or schools, which has nothing else attached to it. Also, if you have Twitter and Faceypages, lock them down so that nobody who is not already your friend can see anything. This doesn’t have to be permanent, but does have to be until you achieve the outcome you want.

I regularly reject candidates because of what they post on these sites.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah yah, I did use a separate MBA-only e-mail address.

I’m locking down my facebook so I can’t be searched for, but just in case google stuff comes up, I figure it’s not a bad idea to change my name too. But the middle name thing seems smart.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you reject them for what they post on CGB?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’d fastrack their offers for this shit.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let the Stanfurd HR woman know!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy the comment ‘Demonstrated poor communication skills’.

Boss: Hmm… I enjoyed his comment about ‘how them bitches be behavin’, but in the workplace I would really like to see some better grammar.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Know

I hope the definition of

Posted content about them drinking
doesn’t mean someone posting:

getting ready to watch the football game and have a beer

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are probably 20+ photos of me shotgunning a beer on various Facebook galleries.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…. if I ever have to submit a professional headshot, it’s gonna involve cropping out alcohol.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I called in sick on a Friday to drive down to an SC game and had a friend tag photos of me partying in LA that afternoon that my coworkers saw.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the reason so many of my friends can never run for President?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely the ones you tailgate with.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

UnTAG!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so

or I hope they mean something along the lines of:

oh god! such a hangover, I don’t remember shit from last night, can’t wait to do it all again tonight.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guilty of all of these.

I need a new name. I am open to suggestions.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it have to be ethnically appropriate? Because Rock Strongo, MBA sounds awesome.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can make it whatever

I’m literally going to change my facebook name so that MBA Admissions people can’t see me on fb

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not just adjust your privacy settings? Or make yourself unavailable to public search?

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just an extra step!

Plus, I don’t trust facebook privacy settings. I chose to be searchable but that you have to be my friend to click on my profile and yet random people can still see my archive of profile pictures.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way! Max Power, MBA.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it from a blow dryer!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lance Uppercut.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hootie McBoob

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hugh Jazz

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big McLarge Huge!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've found the common thing to do is

to use your middle name as your last. If your first middle and last names are California Golden Bears, instead of going by California Bears, your facebook name is California Golden

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm....

That’s smart. Didn’t think of that.

I also don’t think my middle name is on my app. But what if they just look for Rishi and my grad year? Since Rishi isn’t as common a name?

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a professor do this.

Only later did I find out that her surname at birth was “Smith”.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj Patel

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you’re going to spend $2.5 million on a yacht, you’d like it to be able to float. Alas, the SS Jiugang wasn’t able to meet that basic requirement.

The Chinese vessel made her maiden voyage in the Yellow River. Although “voyage” probably isn’t the right word. “Fiasco” is more appropriate, because the boat instantly sank as it was pushed into the water.

Help me Brock Mansion Party Yacht, you’re my only hope

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d be down with spending 2.5 million on a luxury submarine

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by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption contest?

he mad

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

“RILLLLEEEYYYYYY, YOU ******* *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I said no mayo!"

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption (reply fail; take 2):

"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out….."

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Oct 14, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

The most enthusiastic Hokey Pokey EVER!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"NOOOOO SOUP FOR YOU!"

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DIDN’T WE GO WITH SPRINT?!?

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I said kneel down on 2nd and 8 to center the kick!!!!!"

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I be trolling”

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption for this one?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“I’m angry AND I’m holding a guitar”

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

People try to put me down
Just because I didn’t punt on 4th down
Things they say seem awful cold
Hope I’m not fired before I get old

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I SAID H-S-H PICKUP CONFIGS ON 4TH DOWN!!!!!”

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Somebody get this gum off my shoe!”

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I knew that picture would be gold for you

But you’ve already exceeded my expectations!

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No question. They were some righteous waves. 20 feet high and very competitive so we came prepared.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehehe

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MANIACS!!!!!

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARRY ME

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEES?!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my fav so far

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate every ref I see
From side judge A
To Umpire Z

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about JT in a “Miracle on Ice” setting?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption:

“You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out…..”

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Oct 14, 2011 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

First world problems (feel free to z)

So, independently of each other, three of my good buddies from college are in SF this weekend (only one came for the U$C game).

Haven’t seen them in months. Probably been years since I’ve seen them all at the same time. One is an old college roommate.

Sadly, I can’t go party with them on Saturday night because, apps are due Tuesday AND interview for the school on Tuesday.

So I have to work all weekend =/

I’ll try to grab dinner on Sat night if they’re all down, since I can spare an hour, but still

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

too long for twitter, not funny enough for CGB. <3

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT IT SUCKS OKAY

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moar rice paddies.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY or NAY?

Ragnarok should have his 30th birthday on a Party Boat in SF Bay. He gets all shy when I talk about it.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Men don’t really do “birthdays”

It’s nice to have dinner with the fam and all, but we don’t like to make it a production, put on all our glitter, and wear scoop-neck tees.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Birthdays are awesome.

It’s an excuse to get your buddies together and drink.

(insert jokes about how Rishi is not a man)

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s an excuse like watching the game on sunday afternoon.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, love planning out and celebrating my birthday.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are very similar

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This disturbs me to no end.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But being on a boat, covered in glitter, might be too much for some guys.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obvious joke is obvious

What about being on a boat, covered in glitter Scarlet Johansson

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only I had a digital peanut to throw at you…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ME WOOOO

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is fun to do once every 3-4 years. I find it takes an ‘occasion’ to force all the old friends to be in the same place at the same time.

I support the NBA player's union.

by chowder on Oct 14, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the least manly guy you know???

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY REC'D OH MY GOD

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get him “The Belt” instead.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I don’t know Scarlet Johansson or Maggie Gyllenhaal…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake’s probably good enough.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s MY birthday.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Mrs. FiatSlug wanted to throw a 50th birthday party for me. I love my wife; she’s a great woman. And I was touched by her willingness to spearhead the effort.

But I couldn’t bring myself to encourage it for a variety of reasons. Not the least of which is that she would have borne the brunt of the labor, no matter how much I wanted or tried to help.

My 50th birthday celebration was limited to the usual singing of Happy Birthday signing at Thanksgiving. it worked out just fine.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all very lame. A birthday is an opportunity for the focus to be solely, specifically, and only on you. Very few of those moments arise in the course of the year and each should be grabbed with the passion of a 8 year old trying to suckle at his mother’s teat.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A birthday is an opportunity for the focus to be solely, specifically, and only on you.

EVERY DAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE FIFTY?!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of us are eternally young. I know, the thought of me being 50 just boggles the mind.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FiatSlug

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, to be 50 again!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Right?

What I’d do if I were 30 again. Of course, having an 18-year old and 15-year old sons would be rather awkward.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that would mean was that you were a fuckbeast as a teenager!

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does 12 count as teenage?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

close enough

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt a rando at a gas station say that you were like 30ish?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 30 years and a random chick at some dinner event a few weeks ago asked if I was in high school.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get that a lot, which i like.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be a good thing when I’m 50 and being mistaken for 30.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, um, I got carded until I was 35 (like genuinely carded, not courtesy carded) and then the next thing I know some dude in my office is guessing I’m in my mid-40s when I am 37. CRUSHING.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was mistaken for a 16 year old 2 days before graduating from SC. I haven’t been carded since the end of my first semester in grad school (and I still had hair then). Apparently it was a rough couple of months.

I hope you kneecapped the guy guessing the wrong age.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got carded a few months ago while pushing the shopping cart with Little K and PTB.

Do the math, kid. Seriously.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 15, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plainly this person was on automatic pilot.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some places now just card everybody. When I get carded it’s not the least bit flattering. Just annoying.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe you should try memorizing your AARP membership number.

ZING!!!

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by Kodiak on Oct 16, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never spoke to him again.

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I when I was 30.

No one makes that mistake now.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I read was “and I touched her”

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typically, the birthday-haver has no say in how their birthday is celebrated by others.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many of you disappoint me.

A birthday is an opportunity to rule with an iron fist covered in a lavender glove. During the birthday period, fealty is demanded and anything less than pure loyalty is a punishable offense.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many naked women are involved?

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point in planning, probably none (see wife and child) but I’m listening…

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dudes like extraneous breasts, perhaps that would entice him to participate in a bday party cruise?

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what would entice him OFF the boat?

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the love of his wife and child, of course!

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A scenario like this might possibly convince Rishi that getting married is a good thing.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah. Its his birthday, not yours

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIR POINT

I’ll check.

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take back everything I’ve said about you. Can I get an invite?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh HI

Twist is SO disappointment. (yes, I did that on purpose, it amuses only me)

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A winnar is u

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Ragnaroka nd he is a good family man. He would never go for that.

But what might make him happy is if his wife is happy. We’re both that sort of co-dependent sort that can’t be happy unless their wife is happy. You call them “pussy whipped.” I call them “good husbands.” Either way, maybe if Ragnarok better understood that having this big celebration would make his wife happy (and thus him), hed allow it.

Also, if I can assist AndBears at succeeding here, I might have a snow ball’s chance in hell at being invited!!!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know to make fun of this

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might have said:

“No, you dont have any chance.”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this comment is actually self insulting.

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re beginning to figure me out!

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine or his?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raganarokandroll?

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d be invited. But you’re probably not interested in BOOBS ON A BOAT either.

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta check with my wife first!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll never be invited to replace solarise in FS’s “Ultimate Wingman” series now!

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’d be the penultimate villain.

The ultimate villain being, of course, common sense and the gradual aging process

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already made an appearance, remember? In the cock-block episode

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. My bad.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides, who is the hero we need to replace solarise? We’ve got a bunch of boring, married (or practically married) dudes on this site. The girls are the only realistic free-wheeling, wild single options and the entire point of “Fire Starkey: Ultimate Wingman” is to go over the top on the satire of male dating misogyny.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm i thought boomtho was gonna be Rishi’s apprentice, but I guess he’s half married, so that rules him out.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is a Solarise?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

why Rishi’s former partner in the ways of Love Assassination until he abandoned us for Taiwan. The swine.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harsha is there!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I thought I would get an outraged “What about me?!?” response from him re: my boring, married comment but no.

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh. the scotch i’m having is keeping me mellow.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Jeff Tedford for your apathy

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My passion bucket is leaky.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m jealous :(

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

working from home certainly has its perks.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t do that.

Instead, I got yelled at a lot this morning.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you talking to Samuel L. Jackson?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exclusively.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s called the Circle of Screaming. It’s how corporate America runs.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a pyramid of screaming.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was genuine screaming in our hallway today at the office. It was amusing to watch.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not amusing to be part of :(

Actually, I don’t even mind getting yelled at. I was just too tired to deal with it.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet whoever yelled at you just needed some scotch.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should just keep some in my desk like Don Dr… hey wait a min

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re the reason the cost of oil has increased????

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUIET don’t tel peeps

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your meetings did not go well, I see.

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morning client just can’t make up his mind. It’s frustrating.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Ragnaroka ND you speak of?

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a small town in North Dakota where Northern Exposure was filmed.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

AB…unacceptable. As the great Fire Starkey once said, birthdays are about demanding and receiving birthday sex.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIIIIGHT

Well, I was only thinking of the party. That part needs very little advanced planning.

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a shame. The more planning, the better! :-P

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic shit talking last night

I mean, I’m deep in U$C territory and I was going out with my boots on. Flat bills and white sunglasses everywhere. Surprisingly, quite a few Asians and Latinos, but whatevs.

My knee may or may not have been in the back of a d-bag USC fan, and he turned around and asked “You, cool bro?”

To which I said, “Hell yes, we just got a first down!”

For a second, I thought I was going to get Brian Stow’d but I had my glocks so it was all good y’all.

When Barkley missed Woods I shouted out, “Sanchez would of hit that.” Which got a chuckle from all the marroon-dressed fans.

Good times.

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

they only chuckled because they could tell you had said “would of” instead of “would have”

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly, quite a few Asians and Latinos

so racis. We have people of color at SC.

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by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be damned.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And students at that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiter shades of pale?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i see a recent demographic pie chart of reported income levels of student families please?

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, can you?

When I was an undergraduate, the median family income of SC undergrads was the same as for UCLA undergrads. Financial aid – we haz it for ~60% of applicants.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s cause you charge a shit ton and have fewer students tho

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We also raise a ton of money from alumni.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, we kinda suck at this part.

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by AndBears on Oct 14, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

a buddy i watched the game with, “I want a refund for my donation after this shit.”

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the failed fake punt, one dude in our section stood up, stomped down the aisle, threw his sunglasses to the ground in anger, and presumably stormed out of the stadium, never to return to Cal football.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, it failed, but I liked the call (if not the execution).

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the very least it made me laugh because many Tedford-dislikers have complained about his never having attempted a fake kick before.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

think if he was used to running, he’d gone outside and got the first.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. I didn’t see the reaction on this site, but I’m curious what the consensus there is.

Considering the defense was probably tired from cleaning up all the offensive mistakes, trying anything at that point was ok with me. I’d rather snap it to on of hte personal protectors to run instead of Anger, but the decision seems ok to me.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My opinion? It was an idiotic decision.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They playcall or Anger’s decision (now that we know it was his call)?

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The play call. I like a fake punt as much as anybody, but not on 4th and 7 in our own territory, when another USC score would pretty much end our chances. Especially with a team that has never even tried a fake punt before.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot it was 4th and 7, I thought it was a little closer than that. At the same time, I kind of understand desperation at that point. The defense can only do so much.

I do understand not faking too though. Going down by 20 pretty much sealed it.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I am not one in favor of aggression usually. Thats why everybody thinks Im a sunshine pumper.

either way, 4th and 7 isnt a great time for a fake, methinks

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I guess I felt that the defensive breakdown from having to defend too much was inevitable. I forgot that it was 7 yards though. That is fairly far.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the consensus was that fake punts aren’t a bad idea in general to try occasionally, but trying it 4th and SEVEN from your own 32 early in the game is a really stupid idea.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally forgot that! That waas amazing. HE WAS SO PISSED!

I figure by now he’shalfway to Tijuana!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As we talked about last night, nick, one of the things that upset me was that with 6:30 minutes left, trailing by two TDs, the offense was not making any effort to hurry. They huddled up, and didn’t take the snap until there were seven seconds left on the play clock. It seems like Tedford had given up. Of course Maynard then threw an interception, which pretty much overshadowed the failure to go without a huddle. But even without the interception, Cal had no chance of coming back if it spent 35 seconds on every play.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

As WE talked about last night, nick, one of the things that upset me was that with 6:30 minutes left, trailing by two TDs, the offense was not making any effort to hurry. They huddled up, and didn’t take the snap until there were seven seconds left on the play clock. It seems like Tedford had given up. Of course Maynard then threw an interception, which pretty much overshadowed the failure to go without a huddle. But even without the interception, Cal had no chance of coming back if it spent 35 seconds on every play.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER FRIENDS WITH NORCALNICK!!?! TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick doesn’t like you. He hangs out with you from pity. He told me that last night.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably likes me better since I don’t keep revealing his real name on this ostensibly public forum!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want me to call him by his initial, then? Do you know how much trouble using the N-word could get me into?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I know which jeep-loving Old Blue might!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Norcal?

It might start a slapfight.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would’ve been worth scalping a ticket to get in last night.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would argue that that’s because you recruit rich kids to your school because they are rich.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you insist on treating DC like a stop sign?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a southern cal fan

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m an alum, and I don’t apologize for it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re NOT an SC fan! Hooray for DC Trojan!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That didn’t quite read as I intended.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually not that bad, as these things go. I know a Cal alum locally who is from Orange County (as is his wife) and who is surprisingly consistent with GoldBlooded’s view of SC alumni (right wing frat boy) – and he and his wife_hate_ SC alums as a matter of general principle.

I will admit that I make an attempt to get to know people from California out here before mentioning that I went to SC so I have a chance to counteract those kinds of opinions.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he and his wife_hate_ SC alums as a matter of general principle.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to take a dislike to people on their individual (de)merits.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am prepared to dislike you for yourself alone, it that’s really what you want.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be delightful.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. I hate you, DC, for making it impossible for me to hate all Trojan fans!

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, I can’t ask for anything more.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that it’s uncommon and needs an explanation or qualifier.

by fiatlux on Oct 15, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of the Pac 12 has some serious marketing work to do, because on the east coast, people don’t have these dreadful biases against blameless SC alums such as myself.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“This is the only song you know” The Music Video. Coming soon to MTV, CMT, and VH1.

Get your spray tans ready!

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by Kodiak on Oct 15, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, not tempting.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have made yet another mistake.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think southern cal fans are all right wing frat boys. i hate them regardless of occupation, political leaning, religion, race, gender, intelligence level, etc.

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 16, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s some of that, sure. But the Sample administration took a huge risk by deliberately making it harder to get in and thereby making life harder for legacies. There are plenty of alums whose children will have no chance of getting in academically… but every private university has special cases or admits whose parents are wealthy and influential. It’s just not the majority of the SC undergraduate population.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the 1%!!!!!!!!

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was skim.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that was the case, I’d be driving a nicer car.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That local fox sports video bit made that very clear to us all.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some Cal d-bags last night too

Had friends (Husband USC grad, wife Cal grad) apparently had this Cal fan talking trash all game long. Stuff like (to the husband) “So, you slumming (indicating the Cal grad wife)?”. Or “you must be really smart, combined you have half a brain” (wtf, i don’t get this, making fun of the cal grad too?)

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoiler alert.

He loves Shahid Afridi WAYYYY too much

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

India crushed England in today’s ODI!

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

its still cricket season?

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always cricket season!

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, the other day I was watching Sportcenter and the Top 10 plays came on. #8 was a Chennai SuperKing making a diving catch! My choice of cricket team based on hot cheerleaders continues to pay off!

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dhoni!

What a balla

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m beginning to think, btw, that India should just drop Test matches. They seem like the least marketable form of cricket, and because Indian cricketers all make their dough with ODIs and Twenty20 tourneys and stuff, they’re not used to that form.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with Test matches for me is the injury worries.

That said, it’s a skillset our team needs to be complete.

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Afridi rocks. Anybody who gets booted from the Pakistan team for being outspoken is ok in my books.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

His beard is magic~!

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This part cracked me up:
We are told that in ODI (One-Day International) tournaments, the team that bats first wins 72 percent of the time. This whole thing is basically NFL overtime. So when India wins the toss and elects to hit first, it strikes us as odd that the announcers would bother to discuss whether that decision is wise, but they do. They then do an interview with the Pakistani captain who does an admirable job of pretending that if he’d won the toss he would probably have just chosen to bat second anyway, but you can clearly tell he just died a little inside.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well. If weather is shifting, it can actually be a decision to make.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also depends how good your bowling vs batting is

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes sense. Batting fresh and then playing defense after your team has mostly been able to rest in the clubhouse > Standing and playing defense for a long time and then having to produce enough runs to catch up.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had never read this article before. It’s actually quite interesting.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My signature changed! I thought it didnt work, but it worked. Do you guy slike it?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you should change your signature to JEW.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

how casually fascist of you

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black-shirt optional.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmmm

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TROLL OR DIE MUTHAFUCKA!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I change the sig to “In the Game Of Trolls, you either troll or you die”

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes yes

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Test/

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Test

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMPTROLLING!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

there you go

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMPTROLLING, BITCHES!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that make you a Comptroller?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OFY, LETS COMPTROLLER UP IN THIS SHIZZY

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shizzy McGee is gonna be so pissed.

by Harsha on Oct 14, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, you’ll need a sash.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that talking coyote was just that talking dog!

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love my new sig

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well...guess this sucks.

Young woman mysteriously ages overnight

Nguyen Thi Phuong from Vietnam is only 26, but you would be forgiven for mistaking her as an old woman.

After suffering an allergic reaction in 2008 and taking a variety of medications prescribed for it, Phuong’s skin on her face, neck and hands rapidly wrinkled and became saggy, giving her the appearance of a 70-year-old granny.

It all began when the young lady from Giong Trom district of Ben Tre province ate some seafood.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It all began when the young lady from Giong Trom district of Ben Tre province ate some seafood. said “I do”. BOOM MISOGYNIST’D

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by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a fan of casual isms and comptrolling, I’ll allow this

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no words to describe

how completely lame and ineffectual the “home run feature” is, as conceived by the artist.

If I were a Marlins fan, I’d want to take a harpoon to it.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, I'm a Giants fan

and I want to take a harpoon to it.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have words:

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

That shit needs to be 50 feet tall.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totes!

And they should put white Cal helmets on all the fake Marlins.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

_

Hopefully it will also make random beeping and clanging sounds as the homerun nickels pour out of it.

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by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

with dolphin laugh.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

EKEKEKEKEKEK!!!

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are marlins, silly.

What sound does a marlin make?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about the rodent variety of marlin?

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is more dangerous:

A super-pod of dolphins

or a pod of super-dolphins?

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whichever one has more rodents.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask rags, noted dolphin expert

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t all marlins rodents?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ernest Hemingway would be so proud.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that it makes a little boy’s wish t o become Big come true!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think all those flashing, spinning things would be annoying, but they’re not.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I mean this srsly

did you do this?

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by carp on Oct 14, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure why this isn’t green. It’s poetry.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words cannot describe this.

Dear lord.

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by Swamphunter on Oct 14, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

mike silver on the 49ers

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;ylt=AgObMN9EYzGE6SGx0Aj3CXc5nYcB?slug=ms-silverjim_harbaugh_niners_alex_smith101411

E.D. proceeded to show he’s still got it.


"Jim Harbaugh," Davis said, "is better at being Mike Singletary than Mike Singletary."


Davis laid out his premise, and it made a ton of sense: Singletary’s mantra was that his team would develop a power running attack and play ball-control football, minimize mistakes and keep games close with a tough, bend-but-don’t break defense. It sounded good, in theory. Harbaugh and his assistants, in 10 short weeks, have put it into practice.

So what, specifically, has Harbaugh done well?

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

In Monty we trust
Jeff Faraudo gets Monty’s thoughts as basketball practice begins

I talked recently with coach Mike Montgomery, who laid out what he sees as the team’s biggest challenges and greatest strengths.

"We’d like to plan man defense and I’m concerned we’re not progressing as much as I’d like," he said. "So we’re going to try to get that to where it’s something we can do effectively.

"I don’t think we board like we should. We need to get more people going more aggressively to the offensive glass and making sure they get their block-offs."

On the flip side, he continued, "I think offensively, things will take care of themselves. I think we’re better in a lot of different ways. (Allen) Crabbe’s better. We add Justin Cobbs. Brandon (Smith) is better, Jorge (Gutierrez) is better, Richard (Solomon) is better.

"The key thing is Harper (Kamp has) got to stay healthy."


Clearly, Monty has great respect and affection for Kamp. And why wouldn’t he? The fifth-year senior forward, who has undergone two knee surgeries over the past three seasons, is smart and tough.

When healthy, he’s an excellent player at both ends of the floor.

When not healthy, he’s usually willing to put himself out there, anyway.

"I just really think he deserves to have a healthy year and a productive year," Montgomery said. "He’s put so much time and energy into it, he just deserves to have the kind of year he’s capable of so people see how good he is."

Keeping January 2 open. You know, just in case.
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by Ohio Bear on Oct 14, 2011 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hallelujah!

“We’d like to plan man defense and I’m concerned we’re not progressing as much as I’d like,” he said. "So we’re going to try to get that to where it’s something we can do effectively.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Monty speak

We’re better at it than he lets on, but not nearly as good as he wants us to be.

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by Ohio Bear on Oct 14, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m mostly just thrilled that we’re playing man-to-man at all. I know why they played zone last year, and it was the right decision, but it wasn’t fun to watch.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably played zone because we didn’t have enough depth and man is a lot more tiring to play than zone.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and to protect MSF and Harper from foul trouble because our big depth was iffy.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newspapers continue slow death:



Worldwide daily newspaper circulation fell by nine million in 2010, according to the World Press Trends report launched today (Thursday, October 13) at the World Editors’ Forum in Vienna.

Last year the report recorded its first ever decrease in global newspaper circulation, which declined by 0.8 per cent in 2009. The latest study focused on the 69 countries which account for 90 per cent of global industry value, and found that circulation declined by overall by 2 per cent, dropping to 519 million in 2010.

However the report added that “what has been lost to print has been more than made up by digital newspaper readers”.

“We get readers, but less regularly,” Christoph Riess, CEO of WAN-IFRA, told the forum.

“The reader is more promiscuous, moving from one platform to another. We need to change business models and convince readers to come back.”

While internet consumption is increasing worldwide, newspapers continue to reach a larger daily audience of around 2.3 billion people, 20 per cent higher than the 1.9 billion reached by the internet. But the report suggests this is costing broadcast media more than newspapers, with the minutes spent listening to radio each day having dropped by 23 per cent since 2006, compared to just 7 per cent of the time spent consuming newspapers.

Presenting the report’s findings Riess said the importance of the circulation findings were not the total figures but the changes in purchasing patterns and the need to reconsider newspaper subscription models and encourage readers to return.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sat next to Larry Scott yesterday at the game...

I was embarrassed that our team played so badly…

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Oct 14, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Go on…

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ask him why he put Cal on national TV 2 weeks in a row??????????

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well…it would’ve been awesome if we played well.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ask him why he hadn’t made Sandy give Twist a press pass yet?

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by Fire Starkey on Oct 14, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a ballista.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Oct 14, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you ask him why he doesn’t just go ahead and bring back Pat Flood?

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding...

officiating is no better than…

Pat Flood.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Pac officials

I rewatched part of the 2004 Cal-USC on ESPN Classic on Thursday. Gordon Riese was the referee.

For those who don’t know or remember, Riese was on the officiating crew during The Play. He also lives in infamy (with Oklahoma fans anyway) for being the replay official during an officiating clusterfuck in the UO/OU game a few years ago.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 15, 2011 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

SF operators getting deployed to Uganda

REPORTING FROM WASHINGTON AND JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — President Obama is deploying about 100 special operations troops to Africa to help target the leadership of the Lord’s Resistance Army, a notorious rebel group that has been entrenched in a stalemate with the government of Uganda for more than two decades.

In a letter notifying Congress on Friday, Obama said the first small team of U.S. "combat-equipped" advisors arrived in Uganda on Wednesday.

Over the next month, the remaining U.S. troops will be sent to surrounding countries, including South Sudan, the Central African Republic and Congo.

The goal of the U.S. mission is to assist regional African forces in removing Lord’s Resistance Army leader Joseph Kony and other commanders of the group "from the battlefield," the letter says.

"Although the U.S. forces are combat-equipped, they will only be providing information, advice and assistance to partner nation forces, and they will not themselves engage LRA forces unless necessary for self-defense," the letter says

A militia known for abducting children and forcing them to fight, often mutilating them, the Lord’s Resistance Army has long been condemned by the U.S. and human rights organizations for atrocities against civilians.

The militia keeps sex slaves, rapes women and has killed thousands of people. For years, in Uganda and neighboring countries, it has resisted efforts by African forces to curb its violence.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A GOOD IDEA

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLZ MAKE SAD NEWS BETTER BY DEPICTING IN FUNNY PCHOP

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Earth needs to get that asshole under control. Just so long as it’s not a unilateral invasion. Take out the crazy religious cult leader and I think we’ll all be better. (I know the same thing was said about Saddam, but Saddam actually had a country with infrastructure. This awful guy only has child soldiers, rapists, and jungle.)

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

Hiring Locally for Farm Work Is No Cure-All
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/05/us/farmers-strain-to-hire-american-workers-in-place-of-migrant-labor.html?_r=1&hp

Mr. Harold, a 71-year-old Vietnam War veteran who drifted here in the late ’60s, has participated for about a decade in a federal program called H-2A that allows seasonal foreign workers into the country to make up the gap where willing and able American workers are few in number. He typically has brought in about 90 people from Mexico each year from July through October.

This year, though, with tough times lingering and a big jump in the minimum wage under the program, to nearly $10.50 an hour, Mr. Harold brought in only two-thirds of his usual contingent. The other positions, he figured, would be snapped up by jobless local residents wanting some extra summer cash.

"It didn’t take me six hours to realize I’d made a heck of a mistake," Mr. Harold said, standing in his onion field on a recent afternoon as a crew of workers from Mexico cut the tops off yellow onions and bagged them.

Six hours was enough, between the 6 a.m. start time and noon lunch break, for the first wave of local workers to quit. Some simply never came back and gave no reason. Twenty-five of them said specifically, according to farm records, that the work was too hard. On the Harold farm, pickers walk the rows alongside a huge harvest vehicle called a mule train, plucking ears of corn and handing them up to workers on the mule who box them and lift the crates, each weighing 45 to 50 pounds.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WERE SO LAZY!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do i go to the gym then?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/10/14/MN181LH2T2.DTL

But take heart, couch potatoes. You don’t have to run a marathon, or run at all, to reap impressive health benefits from exercise.

In fact, if the average adult walked 6 1/2 hours a month – or about the same amount of time it took that pregnant athlete to finish the marathon – he could add three years to his life, according to a new study.

“It doesn’t take a lot. You don’t have to be super intense, like a triathlon or an Alcatraz swim,” said Dr. Moshe Lewis, a California Pacific Medical Center physician who specializes in pain management and sports medicine. “Only 15 minutes a day, that’s not much. It’s great for people to know that walking around, doing some stairs, that’s getting a cardiac regimen going.”

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the gloryholes?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN SO LAZY?

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of people probably just can’t do the work, no matter how much you pay. It has to be someone fit, or at least young enough, to do that work for 12 hours a day.

by paleodan on Oct 14, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simmons makes his NFL picks, makes fun of Alex Smith

and his female readers like Aaron Rodgers:

Remember my riff in last week’s column about Grantland’s Sarah Larimer and Katie Baker making Eli Manning their “QB I’d Marry If I Could Marry Any QB” choice, then me wishing that I had more than 18 female readers to find out if Eli was a consensus pick or just the beneficiary of small sample size? Let’s just say that I have more than 18 female readers. We’ll deal with this next week, but here’s a sampling (courtesy of Lydia in Seattle): “Since I am one of your 18 female readers, I can totally see Eli Manning. He’d probably be my #2 choice, though, behind Aaron Rodgers. He’s cute, seems like a good guy, and being in Wisconsin, you’ll never have to worry about people thinking you’re fat.”

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Since I was unable to vent last night

(hung out with some friends that aren’t as big cal football fans and so toned it down a bit).

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAYNARDWTF UBLINDMAN?AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GHH

gh
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.
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On another note, the stadium is nice and the weather was surprisingly pleasant.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The stadium sucks for football.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, to be fair, not being able to see anything that was happening on the field may have been a blessing.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I guess I was pleasantly surprised at my vantage point. 3rd deck corner (section 332) is pretty nice. There are serious issues with crowd noise, but view from the upper deck is quite good.

(I missed the clash with the Blue Hose because I was at a wedding out of town (wtf is with saturday weddings in the fall?))

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I was in bad mood as soon as I came in and saw our idiot marketing / sales made sure SC fans had the best seats in the house (it will take me a long time to get over this).

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those seats weren’t marketed to SC fans, they were marketed to us. And we didn’t buy them. I got an email before the single game tix went on sale to the GP to buy those seats at a discount price, and passed, as did just about every Cal fan. There were squillions of them (sections A/B/C I assume you mean?) on StubHub.

by Scootie on Oct 14, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry scootie, but you’re way off here… just as banking systems is your area of expertise, you’re entering deep into mine here.

As early as last April I met with Sandy to let her know how poor the tickets sales were going for Sections A-C. FiatSlug had actually done a terrific job on analysis of tickets sales. At the time, of the 4,000+ inventory available, only 40 or so had been purchased… in large, part one would believe, because of the ridiculous per seat donation required. The sales were so bad in fact that the ATO dropped the donation per seat (without telling Sandy since I was the one to inform her)… and would offer trades to people who had already purchased tickets should they want to move. What the CAL alumni said loud and clear is they preferred better amenities to location.

So well before the tickets went on sale to the general public, and more than four months before a game would be played there, the ATO knew what the situation was. At that time they could have, no they SHOULD HAVE, moved the student section and band from where they had them to there. This would have greatly increased the atmosphere at ATT. The people who bought those seats, in this case primarily SC fans, would have still bought the seats now vacated by the band.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been told that the NCAA rules prevent the student section from being behind the opposing team’s bench. Thus, to put the Cal students there, Cal would have had to move its team over in front of those bleachers, which I think Tedford did not want.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I do agree that the whole problem started with the outrageously high donation requirements for so many of the seats.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem really starts with the fact that those seats, regardless of sideline location, SUCK. I sat in them for Presby when they were reduced to being Groupon’d for $25 or something. There are no amenities nearby — no concessions, no bathrooms, nothing (you have to exit under those bleachers and walk over to the permanent bleachers to access anything), and access is a bitch (you don’t get to enter near the knothole, you enter and go up to the field level concourse, then all the way down to the field and back up the bleachers).

My hope is that someone in the ATO is smart enough to learn all the interesting lessons that have been taught with this year’s pricing experiments. IF they are used as experiments and they implement better practices as a result, then I’m OK with the cluster that this year’s tickets have been, but if they think people have acted the way they have just because it’s not Memorial, then, …/sigh

by Scootie on Oct 15, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I liked those seats when I stood there for the Emerald Bowl.

Great view of the field, loud, and urrthing.

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think I get annoying about taxes… ;-)

You’re right about the NCAA rules…

but ‘81, if you believe that’s why they put the students there, I have some Enron stock to sell you. (sorry, I can’t think of anything pithy tonight)

The one and only reason it was set up like this is because the AD wrongly believed they would be able to get a premium for these seats. At no point in time did Tedford ever say anything about being on that side of the field, the only thing he didn’t want was to have both teams on the same side of the field. If you heard that from anyone it’s just what people in the AD will say to cover their incompetence.

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's not apparent but needs to be stated...

is that the experiment with location/pricing directly resulted in seats in those same sections being sold to opposition fans. It was an unintended consequence of the failure to sell seats in Sections A/B/C.

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marketing is your area of expertise?

Can I e-mail you?

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you ask me if you can email me? YES you can always email me.

by fiatlux on Oct 15, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sideline Bleachers are a me$$

The bottom line is that it was an experiment that failed spectacularly.

Sideline Bleachers (Sections A/B/C) are the functional equivalent of the Student Section at Cal Memorial. At AT&T, the idea was to see if season ticket holders/major donors want to buy East Side seating between the 30s. The results were that less than 5% of inventory (5,054 seats) was sold. People didn’t buy, probably because it wasn’t just about location, it was about amenities & roasting in the sun & location.

It seems to me that the rules were a convenient excuse for that experiment. Cal’s team bench could just as easily have been in front of Sections A/B/C. But to do so would have begged the question, why weren’t the Students located in Sections A/B/C?

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the up side is that this experiment should result in the students keeping their seats when we get back to Memorial.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think that a) Sandy would never do that and b) students and alums both would revolt. But I’d prefer to never have to revolt in the first place.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe it or not, when i brought up with her the “experiment” idea on pricing she swore to me that was not the case… she smiled, shook her head and said something like “you give us too much credit.”

by fiatlux on Oct 14, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s believable.

Taking Sandy at her word, then, Marketing (IMG?) just applied cookie cutter conventional wisdom to AT&T: apply location pricing to football seats at AT&T Park.

If, in fact, IMG was responsible for this fiasco, then it’s a good thing that Cal was forced to ditch the contract with the new Pac-12 marketing.

I still want to know who’s responsible for the clusterf*ck that is AT&T 2011.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to try and find that out this week. FSlug, this whole thing just depresses me so much.

by fiatlux on Oct 15, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

My emotional reaction is not much better: I become angry because it should never have happened in the first place.

An amateur’s plan (mine) would have been much better than what a supposed professional (IMG, whoever) put forth.

I think that one important goal for 2012 should be to lure back the 2010 season ticket holders who were effectively shut out of AT&T in 2011. Toward that end, I have a few ideas. Let me see if I can put something together and e-mail them to you.

This should be fixable.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 15, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I gave it a pass for the Presbyterian game glorified practice, but I now miss Memorial. A lot.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Oct 14, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friend got a good text last night.

“You at the USC practice at AT&T tonight?”

Didn’t really go as poorly as that implies, but yea. Gotta fine joy in the little things.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really made me want to go to a Giants game, bc my tickets were like 1st row side row 13. Like 100 a ticket for a giants game, I think

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but then you’re stuck watching the Giants.

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by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoken like a true Dodger fans

[barf]

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are welcome to try and watch the Cal games from the Oakland Coliseum!

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is unfortunate, indeed, that Cal couldn’t get the Coliseum, as it was clearly the best choice. But at least there are only three more games at AT&T.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I look forward to seeing your pictures of the game at At+t from your superior seats in the Coliseum! I’m sure they will be grand and sweeping!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down, Spazzy. I am sure AT&T is a fine place to watch baseball. But it is a terrible place to watch football, at least from the seats on the first deck. It is virtually impossible to see what is happening on the field from my seats. I have to watch most of the game on the video screen to have any idea of what is going on. This is not a personal insult to you. This is not an insult to the San Francisco Giants. This also has nothing to do with the Oakland A’s or the Oakland Coliseum. This is just a statement of fact. AT&T was built as a baseball-only park, and it is a baseball-only park. It is not a good place to watch football.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, thanks to al davis and whoever the hell runs the coliseum, it was not “the best choice”! welcome to AT&T!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had the Coliseum been available, it would have been the best choice because it can better accommodate football, and because it is easier to get to from Berkeley. But obviously, since the Coliseum was not available, AT&T was the second choice, since Candlestick is a dump, has the wind and weather issues, and is considerably harder to get to than AT&T. I am just very glad Cal will only be playing three more games there, before we can return to playing in a football stadium.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless we make the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl!!!

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems unlikely this year. But it’s one thing to go to a minor bowl game in a non-football venue. It’s another to have it as your home field.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I was just pointing out that it could potentially be 4 more games there, that’s all.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I would be pleased to go to AT&T for the bowl game, because it would mean we had probably won at least seven games.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still well within the realm of possibility.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

had memorial stadium been available, it would have been the best choice. there’s no denying that AT&T was the best option. just trying to state facts here

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 15, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

As it turns out, you may be right. Being unable to see the game from my seats is probably the best option this year.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you go to the open house at ATT? I’m just wondering (seriously) why you chose those seats?

by fiatlux on Oct 15, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, spending most of a day driving over to SF to pick seats didn’t seem worthwhile. It honestly never occurred to me that donor seats could possibly be all that bad.

My Emerald Bowl seats were also bad. They were in the third level, so the view of the field was fine, but from where they were located, our view of one end zone, from the 10-yard-line in was completely blocked. I could only watch Cal’s winning TD on the video screen.

If I had it to do over for this season, I would definitely get seats in the third level, but obviously not with the blocked view of the end zone. But if I hadn’t taken the seats I have, some other donor would have them. There are just a lot of really bad view seats for football in that stadium. But, it’s only five games, so it’s not the end of the world. I’ll just be really glad when we’re done there.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 15, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, it’s only five games, so it’s not the end of the world.

If only more people had this outlook.

by fiatlux on Oct 15, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story, it’s not like they renovate Memorial one a decade or something.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Oct 15, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

P.S. To those I promised an app to hopefully ease play/video analysis

Sorry for the delay from my claimed time. Work+new video game addiction+general Cal football malaise has slowed me down (READ: I’ve been lazy as all hell). I have not forgotten and I’m not far away from a decent proof of concept (hopefully, the concept is actually somewhat decent).

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

which vidya game?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

League of Legends (DOTA clone). Never having played DOTA before, it’s a new addiction to me. It’s horrible, because I play it, think “Wow, that game was over after 15min but it went on for another 25min, that sucks”…then 10 min later “I want to play again”. It’s some sort of strange addiction.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lurv dota. waiting 4 dota 2 on steam

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s going to be a dota 2?

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by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, Valve is making it. They hired one of the guys who worked on the DOTA maps.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just noticed the in game coaching features that they’re thinking about. Maybe that’ll help reduce some of the venom seen in DOTA games’ chats.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah. adding voice chat will do more for that i think. when people actually have to speak against someone they may tone it down. at least thats what it seems like when i play l4d2

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so. I can’t imagine how bad it’d be if you took in-game chats into voice chat. No one would even have to take a break from playing to tell me how much I suck (ok, this doesn’t happen a ton to me… yet).

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, sounds like that’ll be good too. League of legends is nice because it’s free to play, microtransaction game where the microtransactions don’t affect gameplay negatively. This way, I can be cheap.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

et tu jali?

Number one fan of Justin Bieber being the number one fan of the Dodgers, and not the [2010 World Series Champion] Giants.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 14, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, i’ve always played video games. i actually don’t play much anymore and not as much as others. i do occasionally get into addictions that prevent me from doing anything productive.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

herman cain's 9-9-9 plan from sim city?

http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2011/10/14/herman-cains-9-9-9-plan-straight-out-of-simcity/

Rarely does the world of politics cross over into my little video game corner here, much less something as significant as the presidential race, but I woke up today with a note in my inbox that claimed candidate Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 tax plan might have had gaming inspiration.

As it turns out, in Maxis’s SimCity 4, the default tax rates actually all start at 9% for commercial taxes, 9% for industrial and 9% for residential. It’s not exactly corporate, income and sales, but it’s close enough to be noticeable.

The Huffington Post made the connection, and contacted Maxis for comment. Senior producer Kip Katsarelis seemed bemused.

""We encourage politicians to continue to look to innovative games like SimCity for inspiration for social and economic change," said Katsarelis. "While we at Maxis and Electronic Arts do not endorse any political candidates or their platforms, it’s interesting to see GOP candidate Herman Cain propose a simplified tax system like one we designed for the video game SimCity 4."

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s hope the terrorists don’t find the “Summon giant alien robot of doom” menu option.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we have the Load from Save option…. wait what, forgot to save?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how it works in SimCity, but in the real world at least, it’s a pretty stupid plan.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile in Buffalo

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

For real...?

The Boxer should sue for defamation of character by reason of association with this creep.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Oct 14, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“u will nvr flip burgers again u fckn piece of shit”

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this isn’t serious.

He can’t be the worst QB in D1

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Oct 14, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems real and I believe people can be that deranged over sports.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya… people suck. Especially when you combine the passion of sports-fandom and the anonymity and pulpit of the internet.

Maynard has had some rough games, but no player deserves this.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH LOL

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE ONE

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE WE ARE

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY MY GOD GOD

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by GoldBlooded on Oct 14, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the kind of face that I’d like to punch.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

On that note, it’s pretty stupid to post such insulting, threatening and inflammatory comments about someone on a non-anonymous forum like twitter. It’d be easy for someone to find that guy and kick his ass.

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or forward the tweets to his boss and get him fired.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subj: Just wanted to show you how your employee is promoting your business online

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, it’s plain dumb to do it connected to a business entity. If you don’t own it, they will (or at least should) fire you for hurting their brand. If you do own it, you’re unnecessarily hurting your company.

by jali on Oct 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS LANE KIFFINS UGLEIR, HALF BROTHER!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought it was kiffin.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twitter
SAMMY, YOU ARE THE WORST PHYSICAL THERAPIST AND SPORTS TRAINER IN AMERICA. GO BACK TO FLIPPING BURGERS, YOU LOSER!

by Ohio Bear on Oct 15, 2011 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twitter

I was curious how maynard took all of this, cuz these are fucked up things to be tweeting anybody, let alone a 20 year old kid. He actually responded back to this guy “Thanks tink”. Don’t know what that means.

by Harsha on Oct 15, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Urban Dictionary on 'Tink'
A word used by @jordanknight of NKOTB to drive fans crazy on twitter. While initial tink post may have just been random with no intent to cause calamity, further tinks have resulted in mass responses from fans all wanting to know what tink means. In a recent contest for tickets to see NKOTB in NYC, you were even asked to define tink..as part of your questionare. Video explanation of tink is pending. ;)

Much speculation has been made of the definition of tink including a series of criticizing blogs by Ron Callari on wordpress (he has recently begun to redeem himself to nkotb fans). In his most recent blog regarding tink, he has arranged for proceeds from “tink before you tweet” shirts to go towards breast cancer research, which NKOTB are big supporters of!

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by norcalnick on Oct 15, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the twitter version of ‘U Mad?’

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by norcalnick on Oct 15, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Thanks tink"

If that’s all Zach said back to him, he wins the maturity contest.

by Ohio Bear on Oct 15, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The face of evil?

He is also personal trainer with strong background in sports rehabilitation after having served as a student athletic trainer for four years at UB.

Or maybe just evil’s friend, who knows.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He mad, therefore he prolly bet on cal now guidos want their money or else they break his legs and he gonna have to rehabilitate himself.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was soured by Maynard’s departure from UB so he acts like jilted lover it’s in his DNA it’s all he knows how to do.

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by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

O like fatal attraction?

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

totes fatal attraction or maybe the one with the babysitter but in a sports medicine context

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by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adventures in Babysitting?

Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talking to you!

by MR.F. on Oct 14, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one, rec’d.

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by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm your number one fan...

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

God came to me last night and told me your purpose for being here. I am going to help you be a better quarterback.

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

SLIPPED AWAY! SLIPPED AWAY? THE FOOTBALL DIDN’T JUST SLIP AWAY! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What kind of moron tweets that kind of stuff and includes a link to his work website? I feel like we need to find his e-mail and send him messages like ’u r the wurst sports physical therapist in up-state NY . . . . go back home u scumbag"

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I’m starting an email campaign to encourage him to kill himself since he’s the worst PT in D1.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dog should quit its bitching.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

woz in line from iphone.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2011/10/steve-wozniak-apple-iphone-4s.html

Steve Wozniak, the man who co-founded Apple with the late Steve Jobs, was first in line waiting to buy an iPhone 4S at an Apple Store in Los Gatos on Friday.

The Los Gatos Apple Store opened at 8 a.m., but Wozniak queued up about 18 hours before the store’s opening, as he mentioned on Twitter from his @stevewoz account on Thursday, writing:

The long wait begins. I’m first in line. The guy ahead was on the wrong side and he’s pissed.

Joe Hewitt, the co-founder of the popular web browser Firefox, spotted “the Woz” outside the store shortly after he first lined up in Los Gatos and noted that he was riding a Segway scooter, another piece of technology Wozniak has expressed a passion for. Hewitt tweeted:

Woz and his Segway first in line at the Los Gatos Apple Store. Only one in line too!

Later, Hewitt wrote on Twitter:

Still only one other guy in line at the LG Apple Store with Woz, but the TV news trucks are swarming. I expect hysteria tomorrow.

Sure enough, a few news outlets showed up to the Los Gatos store to talk to Wozniak about lining up. NBC Bay Area stopped by to ask the Silicon Valley icon just what he was up to, given that Wozniak could likely get an iPhone 4S (or any other Apple product) from Apple directly without too much trouble. The website TechCrunch stopped by as well, appropriately filming a quick interview with him using the previous-generation iPhone 4.

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Checking Woz’s twitter, it’s completely ridiculous that he checks into his own house on Foursquare. At least Foursquare is nice enough not to give the exact location.

by minesweeper on Oct 14, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How else can he be mayor of his house, tho?

WE ARE ZOONEWS

by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Film idea that started on Reddit becomes an actual screenplay.

Warner Brothers buys rights to “Rome, Sweet Rome.”

Erwin’s pitch sale came about as a result of several postings on the website Reddit.com, an online community and social news aggregator where users vote to determine which posts land on the site’s home page.

Erwin set out to answer the question: “What if a unit of current U.S. Marines are suddenly transported back to ancient Rome and forced to do battle with the Roman legions?” Pic will follow the Marines as they’re flung into the past where they encounter one of the world’s most legendary villains and disrupt history. To return home, they have to set history back on the track they altered.

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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Oct 14, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

How long until DBD, the movie?

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by CalBandGreat on Oct 14, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Delta Burke plays me. Its the role she was born to play!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 14, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I blame Twist.

by CalBear81 on Oct 14, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t see palo alto…

by j.lee on Oct 14, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cause it was renamed Bear Territory.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually considered this while making it. I have three different versions of the map. My reasoning in this one is to get Berkeley as close to the center of the logo.

by JABear on Oct 15, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, POINT REYES!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 15, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Random thought

So, Maynard wears glasses, right? I know tinted visors/eye shields on football helmets are illegal in NCAA football now, but couldn’t he maybe wear some tinted goggles or something so that the defense can’t read his eyes as well?

Silly, I know, but if it’s legal, why not?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

Y ILLEGAL?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wikipedia sez

The NCAA banned the use of tinted visors for the same reason, and the NFL has followed suit as well. However, players with eye problems may still obtain special permission to wear tinted visors, some notable examples being LaDanian Tomlinson and Chris Canty.

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party"

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 14, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goggles are not the same as visors. Goggles might be legal.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 14, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my eyes! the goggles do nothing!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Oct 15, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Up and Atoms!

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by norcalnick on Oct 15, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does LT get special permission?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

However, players with eye problems may still obtain special permission to wear tinted visors, some notable examples being LaDanian Tomlinson and Chris Canty.

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by zoonews on Oct 14, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT
MWC, C-USA set football alliance

The Mountain West Conference and Conference USA have agreed to form a merged 22-team football league, hoping the move will help solidify both conferences and improve their chances at obtaining a Bowl Championship Series automatic qualifying bid.

The league will have a two-division alignment and will play a championship game, Conference USA commissioner Britton Banowsky said during a conference call announcing the move on Friday.

The two leagues would maintain their independent structures in all other sports under the arrangement, which could begin as early as 2012.

by minesweeper on Oct 14, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, come on, The Onion...

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by Rishi on Oct 14, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Mountain West without Boise St. just needed Southern Miss to become BCS eligible. I’ll buy that.

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by norcalnick on Oct 14, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sound of freedom!

Stepped out of my office and saw some huge protests!

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by Rishi on Oct 15, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a huge crowd at Ceser Chavez Park in Sacramento

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by norcalnick on Oct 15, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah same here. Craziness.

by Harsha on Oct 15, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The security guard in the lobby stood by me to make sure I was safe!

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by Rishi on Oct 16, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL refs

That PI could have just as easily been on Karstetter for a push-off

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by norcalnick on Oct 15, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong thread!

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by norcalnick on Oct 15, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGAIN! YES I LOVE U PAC-12 REFS!

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by norcalnick on Oct 15, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never miss a chance to bitch about PAC 12 refs

by fiatlux on Oct 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2011 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

To answer the question of the DBD

Scotch. Lots and lots of scotch. Tonight, Glenmoragie Quinta Ruban. Great stuff. Thanks Calumbus Bear for the rec!

by Harsha on Oct 16, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So, so good.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Oct 17, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

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