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Oregon Nike Ad Photoshop Winner: You Just Lost Your Laptop

Background: After the Oregon Ducks lost the BCS National Championship Game to the Auburn Tigers, Nike was quick to come to the rescue of their favorite sons. Phil Knight...err, the sad Oregon fans needed all the solace they could get after an undefeated regular season, an undefeated run through the formidable Pac-10 round robin, and two straight conference titles. (Cheer up guys, in a few years Auburn probably won't have the title either! You can all be miserable together!)

The ad was quite fresh, quite polished, quite slick. Far too slick in fact, as it was ripe for mockery. Our astute commenters were up to the task of pointing out the funniest aspects of the Oregon program in their advertisement replacements. And it starts, as it should, with computer notebooks.

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Suggested by chowder and designed by freshfunk, you two are the winners of CGB's first photoshop contest. More photoshop contests to come in the future!

After the jump, worthy photoshop runner-ups.

Star-divide

This one might need some background. Click here for it.

Designed by freshfunk, envisioned by Masbikkja

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Designed by Redonkulus Bear:

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Designed by CalLSURoseBowl:

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Designed by freshfunk:

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Here are additional candidates which did not have image retouches.

EVERYONE LOSES GAMES.
BUT ONLY 10% OF APPLICANTS ARE REJECTED FROM THE UO.

by hunger on Jan 11, 2011 8:29 PM PST 9 recs

Everyone loses games.
Only USC and Auburn lose them retroactively. 

by Maisbikkja on Jan 11 , 2011 8:35 PM PST    7 recs

Everyone loses games.
STANFURD LOST THEIR FUCKING COACH!

by mrjpark on Jan 11, 2011 8:31 PM PST  6 recs

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This made me laugh more than I have in a very long time.

by iVinshe on Jan 14, 2011 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

Gee

Do you think that picking on chOkeregon might make their fans defensive? I mean, moreso?

Well, you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.

by SoCal Oski on Jan 14, 2011 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Never

Their fans are some of the most down-to-earth and humble people you’ll ever meet in the city of Eugene.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 14, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, composure. “You Just Lost Your Laptop” wins.

by Bearmused on Jan 14, 2011 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

“You Just Lost Your Laptop” was my pick as well.

Looking forward to more Photoshop contests, this one was great!

California Golden Blogs! Excuse me. I have to go return some videotapes.

by Maisbikkja on Jan 14, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

Props to Spazzy for starting the "Pete" meme

I got a good few days of laughs out of that one, lol.

California Golden Blogs! Excuse me. I have to go return some videotapes.

by Maisbikkja on Jan 14, 2011 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

I find the Pete meme even more hilarious because it’s like an angrier, drunker, more ignorant version of the Kanye meme.

Well, you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.

by SoCal Oski on Jan 15, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

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