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DBD 9.9.10: The IM Sports Campout!


IM sports are awesome. They're a semi-decent substitute for the fun of HS sports. They're an easy way to make sure you get at least some exercise every week. Plus, if you're good enough, you end up in the winner's gallery [note: I'm in there somewhere]. But, there is a downside: to sign up, you end up camping overnight in front of the RSF on the most uncomfortable concrete steps. And it's not even a fun camp-out; just cold.

 

CGB: What are some of the things you've camped out for? And were they worth it?

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My favorite campout was for...
Cal tickets!
3 votes
Movie openings
6 votes
IM sports
3 votes
Video games
3 votes
The Ohio Motorized Barstool Convention
8 votes
I want LeonPowe to post more JUICHE BLOG OF INVINCIBLE MIGHT DBD's.
11 votes

34 votes | Poll has closed

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Cal hosts Colorado on Saturday

California (1-0, 0-0 Pac-10) hosts Colorado (1-0, 0-0 Big 12) at Memorial Stadium on Saturday, Sept. 11 (12:30 p.m. PT), with the future Pac-12 member making its first visit to Berkeley since 1968. Long-range forecasts show sunny weather conditions but with a high of only 62 degrees expected. Both teams started their 2010 seasons with victories last Saturday. Cal was a 52-3 winner over UC Davis at Memorial Stadium, while Colorado knocked off Colorado State at home, 24-3.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

if any cgbers see a woman draped all over Tosh, LMK. I’m out of town for this one, unfortunately, and the mrs has likely gone rogue.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carp the 3rd, coming home on June 2011 … ? Nothing wrong with adding some football genes to the gene pool, amirite? :)

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better than chemist genes, I am rite.

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your wife is Sarah Palin?

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This might be the rudest thing you’ve ever posted here.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s saying a lot.

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet, not enough.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and also, too much

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

what an enigma

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

which wraps up a riddle

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May I offer you a glass of sunshine?

by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

paradoxically

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and surprisingly, not ironically

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a mystery!

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 9, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

how magical

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is no tour, buddy.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not your buddy, de france!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your de france, tour!

by OaktownAggie on Sep 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the heck am I supposed to do with this darn carpet?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'LL KILL YOU BI,TCH

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help the Bears Jog for Jill!

On Sunday, Sept. 12, the second Jog For Jill 5K event, sponsored by the Bonnie J. Addario Lung Cancer Foundation (BJALCF), will take place at Golden Gate Park at 4 p.m. The event is in honor of the late Jill Costello, a former coxswain on the California women’s crew who passed away from lung cancer on June 24. Cal student-athletes, staff, friends and family are encouraged to join “Team Jill.” Nearly all 27 Golden Bear teams will have representation at the event.

After being diagnosed with the disease on June 6, 2009, Costello remained an active member on the rowing team through the 2010 season, coxing the varsity 8+ to a Pac-10 Championship and a helping the Golden Bears finish second overall at the NCAA Championships. The 2010 Pac-10 Athlete of the Year, Costello graduated last May with a degree in political economy and was named to the Pac-10 All-Academic second team. She accomplished all of this while undergoing 22 chemotherapy sessions and 14 days of radiation treatments.

If you were at the game on Saturday, there was a really moving presentation.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cal unveils National Championship Week stuff

The University of California officially kicked-off its 2010 National Championship Week with the unveiling of the National Championship Display Case and Highlight Video Tuesday, Sept. 7 in the Haas Pavilion Lobby. In attendance was Cal Director of Athletics Sandy Barbour, who made an introductory speech before the unveiling, plus David Durden, the 2010 NCAA Coach of the Year who led the Golden Bears to an national runner-up finish in men’s swimming and diving while directing three individual NCAA champions and four national champion relays, said a few words about his team’s success.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishino Wins Gold at Pan-American Championships

California gymnast Glen Ishino is now the proud owner of another gold medal after winning pommel horse at the 2010 Pan-American Championships. Ishino qualified for the individual event finals, the first of which were held Sept. 4, after doing well in the team finals, in which the Americans won gold as a team.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

No. 19/18 Bears, Beach Square Off Sunday [Women’s Soccer]

Scoring 12 goals in one weekend may be difficult to repeat, but the No. 19/18 California women’s soccer team will look for its third win in as many games this weekend, welcoming Long Beach State on Sunday, Sept. 12. Cal is riding a two-game winning streak and an unbeaten streak of five, bolstered by a 4-1 win over Rice and 8-1 victory against Hawaii at last weekend’s Cal Invitational. In the game against the 49ers (4-1-1), the Golden Bears (3-0-2) meet a Big West Conference team for the second time this season after tying UC Irvine, 2-2, in double overtime on Aug. 22.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Women’s Basketball is Charitable

The team chose to make the UCSF Foundation and their research efforts on ARVD the beneficiary on behalf of Golden Bear Tierra Rogers. Rogers was diagnosed with Arrhythmogenic Right Ventricular Dysplasia (ARVD) in September of last year. ARVD is a genetic disease in which the muscle tissue in the lower-right chamber of the heart (right ventricle) degenerates and is replaced by fat. As a result, patients can develop dangerous abnormal heart rhythms (arrhythmias) or even go into cardiac arrest, particularly when under physical or emotional stress. Studies have shown that ARVD is a significant cause of sudden death among young athletes. Heart Rhythm Disorders are the cause of nearly 500,000 deaths a year in the United States. There is still so much to learn about these disorders. UCSF has implemented a program called Comprehensive Genetic Arrhythmia Program (CGAP). According to UCSF, “the mission of this program is to study and treat inherited Heart Rhythm Disorders. Through its research, CGAP aims to provide a leadership role in the process of understanding existing genetic causes of cardiac arrhythmias, identifying new candidate genes and applying this knowledge to improving patient care”.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game.

….against a crappy team.

Let’s go Oakland, beat the Red Sux!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gio … getting it together after a bad inning? Not having a meltdown? WOOT! He’s so close to being an elite pitcher …

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cereal.

This has been a huge year for Gio’s career progression.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lose, fall to 2 back of SD

Just like the old saying goes: when your only run comes on a Freddy Sanchez home run, your only run comes on a Freddy Sanchez home run. Woof. Keep sending those good, young pitchers into our division, you White Sox jackasses.

That was a 2009 loss, packed in dry ice and mailed to us here in the future. Let us never speak of it again after tonight.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

More importantly, Padres WIN, Giants LOSE! A true giants fan would have wanted the Dodgers to win last night.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But their attendance is so good!

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unable to take a joke.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

irreverent.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it a joke when it’s not funny anymore?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So anything you don’t find funny, you take seriously? That sounds dangerous.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so fucked.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not funny. It must be true!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

banker, like your banking brethren, your reading comprehension skills need some work.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

or irreverent?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

your reading comprehension skills need some work.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEENAN ALLEN

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you felt dirty typing that. Admit it

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s a team besides Cal I’d want to see in the title game, it’s Boise State.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please god, no, not this

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

jk i totally want to see alabama or florida or lsu play again that’s so entertaining SEC SEC SEC SEC

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are other options than just that

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try telling that to the teams that didn’t play for the title.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just tired of seeing the same teams in the title game over and over again.

When was the last time a team that had no national titles played for one?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a good question, I don’t know, but now I’m curious.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Virginia Tech in 1999

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point being, it’s nice to see the “Cinderella” team from time to time. It’s why it was fun to watch Butler almost take down Duke.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

is boise state a cinderella anymore? That’s kind of like calling Gonzaga a cinderella in hoops.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and no…. they still have never won a national title

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve never once played for the title… or ever gotten the opportunity. They have had four undefeated regular seasons this decade, though.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference being that Butler won their way through a tournament, Boise, theoretically would be running the:

Virginia Tech
@Wyoming
Oregon State
@New Mexico State
Toledo
San Jose State
Louisiana Tech
Hawaii
@Idaho
Fresno State
@Nevada
Utah St

gauntlet. How many teams would go undefeated against that schedule? 30? 40? More?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. Boise State should have to go through the December Delerium college football tournament playoff system….

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, like March Madness.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it will never happen.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, which is why I wouldn’t mind one of them getting the chance…

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so hence we need a playoff.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

players don’t want it, it would just be for the fans.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

turkey asked every football player in the country

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, he’s such a cool guy.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually just asked Wertenberger. He felt the sample was big enough.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAM

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avi, I will ask you to please not use the holy name Wertenberger in vain.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5452896

Well, it’s a little more nuanced than they don’t want it. On a general level there is support for playoffs.

However, throw in the caveat there is a 16 team playoff and no bowls, then they aren’t in favor of it as much anymore.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and no bowls,

Who proposed that part?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most proponents of playoffs suggest to keep bowls for teams not in the playoffs, dawg.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow..
players don’t want it, it would just be for the fans.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
College football poll: Players want playoff over BCS

Your own link directly contradicted you!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was recalling a previous report I heard. But there is some validity to this stat to back up the original claim (and probably the interpretation of the story I remembered, which was probably Starkey rambling during a game…)

Question: Would you rather have an FCS-style, 16-team playoff (no bowls) or the current system?

Overall
135 FBS players
FCS: 29.6%
Current system: 70.4%

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Yes, the “no bowls” part is a huge kicker.

It’s like asking “would you like $5 and no alcohol for the rest of your life?” then quoting that people don’t want $5.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if you have the playoff, why have the other bowls?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same reason why you have the BCS title game but have other bowls. The demand for college football does not diminish.

There is this propagating fallacy that if there’s a playoff, no one will pay attention to the other bowls. I don’t believe this is true.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

here’s a playoff!!! and some exhibitions for the rest of you middling teams….

meh.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

some exhibitions for the rest of you middling teams….

That’s what we have right now…

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, if Cal didnt make the playoff, but made the Kraft Fight hunger bowl or wahtever, you wouldnt watch them at all????

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve been drawn into this argument just because I’m a hypocritical asshole. But i didnt do anything!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because academic powerhouses like Florida State and Auburn have to focus on their academics.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure but the players really like the Oregon Unis so what do they know?

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That they like the Oregon Unis?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, I just threw up in my mouth a little

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it good for you?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d want to see Cal AND Boise in the National Championship game! Easy victory!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, tell that to Oregon and Virginia Tech and Oklahoma and…

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not-Georgia.

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty weak Boise State team coached by Dan Hawkins.

Not a Kellen Moore-QB’d team coached by Chris Petersen.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. As much as I dislike Boise, they’ve always shown up. Plus, they put a lot of the 2- & 3-star West Coast recruits on display.

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May I offer you a glass of sunshine?

by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if only their field didn’t make me blind.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

balance it out by watching EWU’s field. then, your red and blue cones will be depleted and everything will be green again.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or turn into 3-d glasses from the 90’s

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buffs fans preview the game (with stats!)

So, yes, Cal played FCS UC-Davis last week so these stats are very much skewed. Another reason for the skewed offensive numbers: Colorado ran only 60 plays from scrimmage against CSU. On the flip side, California snapped the ball 75 times. Consider that when evaluating the offensive numbers. It will be interesting the see if CU speeds things up this week against Cal or if they prefer not to get into a play for play shootout with the Bears on the road.

A few things stick out that I always like to see the Buffs make some progress on: tackles for loss, sacks and turnover margin. Colorado’s 8 tackles for loss last weekend against Colorado State was impressive. Even more eye opening was holding the Rams to 49 yards rushing when clearly that was supposed to be a strength of the team. Reading the great Cal site on SBNation.com, California Golden Blogs, they are slightly concerned about the offensive and defensive lines. For one, they feel the Bears should have sacked UC-Davis more than two times and second, they believe their running game with RB Shane Vereen should have had more big plays against an inferior opponent.

by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

haha Cal D #1 in the nation in total D

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, love it. Hope it lasts for more than 1 week.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need some screencaps of that.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I camped out for a Wii

with one of my TH roommates outside of the Telly Gamestop starting at 11 the night before they came in. they finally came in at 10 the next morning, and by that time we had accrued a line of about thirty dudes (conspicuous lack of ladies) from the units (i presume) behind us. We bought one each, taking two of the three that were delivered that week. We went back to TH and set one up and played for five days straight. I put mine on craigslist and sold it a half hour later to two guys who drove from SF to buy it from me for $400 (i paid $200 for it). it was my most successful campout to date, not counting the summer-long campouts at the lair.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I camped out nearly every other day for 2 and a half weeks straight. Even my Dad camped out one night but no luck. Then randomly when my Dad went to get a brithday gift for a family friend’s 2 year old at Toys R Us he asked them about the Wii and they had it in stock!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you shoulda just bought one from Goldblooded!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

idiot!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? You have to camp out to sign up for IM sports? Wow, budget cuts are hitting Cal really hard!

In terms of needing to purchase something, I’ve camped out for Cal basketball season tickets – which was pretty awesome. Todd Bozeman brought out like 40 pizzas for the line. Jason Kidd, Lamond, Al Grigsby, Randy Duck, Monty Buckley and Anwar McQueen all came out to say hi.

I’ve also camped out for front row seats at Harmon – Cal vs. Arizona (Reggie Geary, Damon Stoudamire, Khalid Reeves)

by LeonPowe on Sep 8, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve always had to camp out since I’ve been here (3 years). But really, it’s a way better system than doing a lottery or going off priority. If you want it bad enough, you’ll find away.

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I never had to do either. We just signed up and got placed in a league. Sometimes they’d have to open a third B-level basketball league or something.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, now it’s a little illogical. My freshman year they got rid of A, so it was B and C. Last year, they added a D without playoffs. So, now instead of ABC, it’s BCD.

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

A games were actually higher level than my high school basketball league. A lot of dunking, 6’4" guys. My team always made the B playoffs and would always lose in the first round, except one year my friend caught fire in the playoffs and scored 30 points a game for 4 games until we lost in the finals. He’d never scored more than 30 points in any game before in his life, before or since.

my game then was to take care of hte ball, distribute, defend and distribute. Then distribute again.

Now, I shoot deep 3 pointers and distribute. Somewhere along the way, take care of the ball and defend got left by the wayside, but I added a super streaky 3 point shot that is accurate out to 26’

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve lost in the last two B finals :(

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite IM Team Name:

Spens-Black Sheep Squadron

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same…..=( this was before they separated the frat league from regular in speed soccer.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Camping out is a tradition for IM sports. My roommate got in line at 3:30 am, and barely got a spot in 2003, but that was prior to the underhill sports field, the number of IM leagues was dramatically less then, at least for soccer.

by chowder on Sep 9, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve been in line since 8 pm.

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is really odd, especially with online stuff.

Maybe this could be a good DBD: “Cal when I was there”

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

fingers too cold; will respond in the morning.

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you shoot with cold fingers?

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boomtho probably relies his power dunk game until his fingers recover.

Very odd…I never had to camp out for IM sports, either. But then, I’m pretty close to the same vintage as LP.

I camped out for Cal bball tickets. And, I did the running of the bulls/mass hysteria/mini-riot race for bball tickets where they announced the “secret location” at 6am…Everyone was on campus and started running in the dark when Bozeman announced on the radio that tix were on sale at Edwards Track and Field stadium. I remember bodies flying everywhere…flipping over fences, running into poles, people getting trampled. But, I got my tickets. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought hte camping out was to be placed in your preferred league, i.e., B-league on Thursday nights or whatever? I don’t remember having to camp out just to play IMs at all.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you just stroll by at 8 am or whatever, all the leagues will be full. You can probably get there around midnight if you have absolutely no preference for what league or night you play. We only want to play B-league, and there’s only one night that works for our team, so we had to bite the bullet and wait.

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if you power walk by at 8 AM?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such an underrated show, at least when it good, which was most of the time.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking love that show. I’ve seen most episodes at least 10 times, because my brother and I just record them to fill our DVR and watch them when we’re bored.

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if I want to play, I’ll have to be there at midnight this Sunday night?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss food from the US of A so badly!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 2:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Go to Denny’s!

They’re all over Japan.

Actually, where are you in Japan right now?

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they have Denny’s. But they are NOT like the ones the US.

Japanese do however, have KFC, Burger King, McDonalds and Starbucks which are almost identical to their US counterparts. That leaves you with fast food choices and that’s what we have become known for. Sadly.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve eaten at the Japanese Denny’s. You can get the club sandwich or the club sandwich.

I’m actually slightly obsessed with Japanese fast food. I love Coco Curry and MOS Burger and Yoshinoya (so much better than the ones in the US)

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree on all counts

I love Japanese fast food. I have yet to try MOS Burger but I like Yoshinoya and Coco Curry. No Dennying (get it?) though that the experience is not like the US. I think that’s a good thing but, if you are homesick, it ain’t gonna help.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My fantasy baseball league has a message board where for the past 12 years the major topic of discussion has been, I kid you not, the Spicy MOS cheeseburger.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let me guess. The discussion goes something like this.

Person 1: MOS Baaga ha suki desu.
Person 2: Chigau. MOS Baaga ha dai suki desu yo!
Person 1: Baka!
Person 2: Urusai!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in English though – most of my league are graduates of the UCSD Pacific Rim Management program, so they’ve all been to Japan/Taiwan (MOS BURGER)

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Yorzepol and I want to try MOS Burger and one opened up really close. We just have to get there. Harder than it sounds like with a 5 month old.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forget the baby – go get a Spicy MOS Cheeseburger!

I’ve probably built it up too much, but I do enjoy them immensely.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sold!

Afterwards I can come on here and taunt you with the MOS Burger experience.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in Taiwan in 4 weeks. I plan to eat 3-4 Spicy MOS Cheeseburgers over the course of a weekend.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of MOS Burger – there was one two minutes from my dorm in Taipei when I was there for six weeks a few years ago. That was convenient, even though I probably shouldn’t have gotten the Teriyaki Chicken burger for breakfast every morning.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had some MOS Burger in Taipei, and it was pretty cool. What I really loved though were the ubiquitous convenience stores and vending machines, with their wide selections of bottled tea drinks. Can’t get that kind of variety here, unfortunately.

by GeoFreak on Sep 9, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kyoto…I’ve seen plenty of McDonalds, circle K, 7-11, and AM/PM stores.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

were strange things afoot at the Special K?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, it’s the CircleK. Bogus.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/airguitarriff

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you just blew carp’s mind.

Pretty mean, man.

Nicely done.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d. Don’t forget your chocolate shake.

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by solarise on Sep 9, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there was a discussion in a DBD this summer comparing five guys burgers to in’n’out. I just had a 5 guys burger the other day and I have to say I thought it was a little better.

by MN Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

(Even though I have no idea what either tastes like)

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s your favorite protein powder?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tastewise, Nitro Core 24 Sensational Cinnamon Roll [1]

Effectiveness for muscle-building post-workout, ON Platinum Hydrowhey [2]

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think FIve Guys burgers hit a different craving than In ’n Out. They can co-exist peacefully!

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

sec119 for the Nobel Peace Prize!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bringing together people from Israel and Palestine aint shit compared to covereing the Five Guys-InNOut divide

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

For serious. If only we could channel the Israeli – Palestinian conflict into a shawarma stand showdown.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried Five Guys Burgers and I agree that they can co-exist. But mostly because I think Five Guys is way inferior and I don’t see what the fuss is all about.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s… it’s… gorgeous.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are cruel. No In ‘N Out here…. wait I’m coming to CA this weekend! YES!!!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are cruel. No In ‘N Out here…. wait I’m coming to CA this weekend! YES!!!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUK!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to America Town!

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we have that here :(

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you have wee Britain?

CGB: No Regrets. Just Love.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Header

CGB: No Regrets. Just Love.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I thought Europe would have good food too….

Switzerland is over priced for decent food and Portugal was well-priced for sub-par food…. Thank goodness we are staying with the GF’s family in Switzerland and her mom combined with my GF are cooking extraordinaires!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You kidding? Europe has great food, if you eat at the right places, and there are lots of them. But I have no intel on Switzerland.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Switzerland is very expensive!

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just came back from my shift camping out for IM bball

stayed from 10-3…now two others are staying from 3-7 (when sign ups start).

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by FrankCohen on Sep 9, 2010 3:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome! What’s college without sleep depravation? Lame. That’s what.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leave it to the man from Ohio to give us a TURD reminder.

More toasting to follow!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That FoxNews link blamed Obama for the removal of the tree-sitters, I bet.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m sure they did it in a fair and balanced way.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

May you have a great and enjoyable TURD/Extraction Day, royb!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROYB, YOU ARE A TRUE CAL FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

_

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love arborists!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine what’s in that bucket:

Poop.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, pee

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

the unused condom that Dumpster Muffin should have used so she didn’t get pragnant

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, Cal is great at chopping down trees.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE THAT, GUITAR!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I protest the fact that those hippies chopped down a tree to make that guitar!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fantastic day

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic TURD indeed!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

motherufcking rec’d

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our dearly departed.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP danzig, never forget

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller Week 2 Predictions

Link

California 30, Colorado 21: Colorado looks like a much improved team from 2009, but the Bears should be able to prevail at home. Wonder how Act II of Cal wide receiver Keenan Allen’s freshman year will go?

by MN Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Miller could’ve just asked me about what KEENAN ALLEN’s stats will look like: 5 catches, 113 yards, 1 TD; 2 runs, 26 yards; 2 kickoff returns, 73 yards.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Sep 9, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Davis is back with the Niners

On the Practice Squad

So much for Jason Whitlock and so much for my analysis of Nate Davis. He made it through waivers and was signed to the practice squad. The NFL community obviously agrees with the 49ers that Davis is not a desired player and maybe there are real questions as to his ability to learn an NFL offense. Nevertheless, this is good news for the 49ers, even though another team can swoop down and take Davis at any time and add him to their active roster. Whitlock, the Fox Sports columnist, predicted Davis would get claimed.

Jarrett Brown, former QB of WVU, was waived to make room.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:17 AM PDT reply actions  

MASSIVE BLOCKQUOTE FAIL

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, 49ers’ fans preoccupation with their third quarterback is both endearing and pathetic.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, Eagles’ fans preoccupation with trashing their QB who has taken them to one Super Bowl and multiple NFC championship games is both endearing and pathetic.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except I never trashed Donovan once! I loved the guy! I even boycotted Eagles training camp this year because of it!

But yes, point taken.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG…YF is Desean Jackson?!?!?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, cawk lover!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least have it make sense!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will almost surely identify me to someone.

But I’m a former “higher up” in intramurals, and while I loved 98% of it, I’m quite glad signups aren’t my problem anymore

by 408 on Sep 9, 2010 7:22 AM PDT reply actions  

You’re Brock Mansion?!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point Brock’s fallen so far on the depth chart I’m not sure he would even be a higher up in intramurals either.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

He could transfer!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Brock Mansion wanted to work for Intramurals

I’m sure they could make him Student Director of Party Yachting

by 408 on Sep 9, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! YOU’RE STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess 2 years off of commenting regularly does equal death

by 408 on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need immediate medical help? We can bring in Olsonist to…..oh wait, ya, well, welcome back anyway!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posting about TURD also made me remember oaktownmario. Good times.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he recovers like 408 did!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need rollon, CountDuku, OaktownMario back too.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah….

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Theres no Bill Clinton tickets option

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t say “my favorite time of cutting in line was”

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, people did camp out overnight. I just wasnt one of them!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Find me those people and I’ll add to the poll!

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The most camping out I've ever done...

Is to watch Matrix Reloaded on opening night. I think that was three hours in line.

To get me to camp out overnight would have to be for Super Bowl tickets or a date with Priyanka Chopra.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

The last time I stayed up all night was when I was working on defending against a hostile tender offer, and I had to work with the printers all night, then REPORT TO JURY DUTY AT 8 AM THAT MORNING because I do not want the terrorists to win.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How hostile could this offer be if it is that gentle?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you didn’t pretend to be racist to get out of it?!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have to pretend to be a racist. Wait, what?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t you have waited at the end of the line so you wouldn’t be picked? That way you could’ve gone home early!

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was the tender offer also juicy and succulent? Doesn’t sound that “hostile” to me.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did “work” all night…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That tender offer kept me up all night, and I sure was exhausted the next day. Felt a little dirty too, but that’s part of the excitement.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as the terrorists didn’t win. Good man!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That tender offer kept me up all night, and I sure was exhausted the next day. Felt a little dirty too, but that’s part of the excitement.

That entire comment is full of win.

by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you play zone or man against a hostile tender offer?

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

A new wrinkle called “massive, scorched-earth litigation”.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we didn’t have lawyers, would all the printers in the US go out of business?

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The world would go out of business without lawyers.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but what a simple life it would be.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going out of business is very complicated and expensive. Oh crap, we need lawyers again!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in my dream world. If you go out of business, you just disappear. Problem solved.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you’re like the Stalin of FiDi.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without the attractive moustache, though.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Freida Pinto?

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might require more than a date.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

High standards.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, who am I kidding, I’d skip jury duty and risk getting arrested for that.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Super Bowl tickets OR Priya?

And how long would you camp out for tickets to the Super Bowl with Priya?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Till the dinosaurs came back.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The cool dinosaurs, or just Triceratops?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, Triceratops isn’t cool?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, man, waiting three hours to watch the heavily-awaited sequel to one of the most groundbreaking movies of all time makes me such a nerd.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it does, but I’m in the same category as you, but not for this movie. Empire Strikes Back, 4 hours IIRC.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, for the re-release in theatres?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for agreeing with me….

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the same movie you could have seen the next day without having to waste 3 hours of your life? I’m sure you know this, but the movie has the same ending the next day or any time you watch it. I am not a fan of waiting in line for any movie.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve never heard of anyone spoiling endings to movies before.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

trinity dies

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

good to know.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zion is really part of the Matrix.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

agent smith is neo’s father

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trinity is Neo’s sister?

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matrix is really a remake of Oedipus.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but you DVR Jersey Shore, which is worse, really.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that addressed to me? I don’t watch that crap.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you’re not Vinny?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, the movie was a letdown, but I could see why people would wait in line to see it at the time. Not every sequel is The Empire Strikes Back.

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be the only person who actually liked the second and third installments. AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE! NO I WONT!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t apologize, but beware we are judging you.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay…. but you did think the first one was better, right?

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the second or third ones. I got turned off by the bad reviews and never bothered trying to make time to watch them.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I like the third one best but I like them all a lot. I actually wanted to see the third as much as the others.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed the second one.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn’t want to see Naked Trinity? Amirite? Of and Monica Belluci isn’t bad either.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monica Belluci?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Monica Bellucci more than Trinity.

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

merovingian’s ho

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yes

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? People like things about the second and third movies!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat!

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the world in general be a better place with more Monica Bellucci?

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scootie, I didn’t know you shared anything with Owen Marecic, very interesting.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear stories of Scootie enjoying the wants of Stanfurd men WAY too often.

This should be remedied, lady.

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to be her, more than do her, but let your fantasies be what they may.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you at least got it. But I’m no Fire Strakey.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that line, i will use it more.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap, at the downtown theater? i was totes there too :)

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was there with all the Hillsdale folks we know there in common… for the absolute first showing there.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice. i was there with my younger, less cracked-out band friends

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now, my friends aren’t cracked-out!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

AK

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recreationally, man.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerd.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you plan on waiting in line for Don 2?

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was all set to camp out for Apollo 13, but I couldn’t find DVD’s of the first 12…..

/badjoke

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by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been waiting in line for History of the World Part 2 but they wont realse it! I’ve been in line 29 years!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

et vous, brute? honhonhonhonhonhon

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s good to be the King.

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by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We need a Miracle right now!

Neeeiiiiggghhhhhhhhhh!"

haha awesome, my favorite Mel Brooks movie behind Blazing Saddles.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over Young Frankenstien? For shame FS, for shame.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm, a valid point. YF has to be in there too

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

[insert yellow fever joke]

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blazng Saddles doesnt hold up

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blasphemer! Centurion, woe him to the ground!!!

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged with the fire of a million hot suns.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the white women at?

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by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if Priyanka Chopra herself is at the end of the line!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daily Cal says something about a movie:

Zhang Yimou should’ve listened to Jean-Luc Godard’s dictum “All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.” Perhaps where Zhang goes wrong in “A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop,” his Chinese remake of the Coen brothers’ 1984 debut “Blood Simple,” is in the addition of a noodle shop to what is ostensibly a foolproof formula. While I’m loath to namedrop an artist as overtouted as that New Wave surfer par excellence, there’s a reason Godard omitted “noodle shop” in his polemic against conspicuously sensationalist cinema.

And that’s not to say there’s anything wrong with noodles. I love noodles. Really, I do. I’ll eat any noodle you put in front of me. But the danger in eating them at the titular shop in Geographically Ambiguous, China is that it happens to be owned by a balding cuckold and his nubile wife. Both seem to pose problems for anyone who steps foot in the shop. It ought to be burned down.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

That sounds like something you would write.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt read it what does that mean?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s not to say there’s anything wrong with noodles. I love noodles. Really, I do. I’ll eat any noodle you put in front of me. But the danger in eating them at the titular shop in Geographically Ambiguous, China is that it happens to be owned by a balding cuckold and his nubile wife. Both seem to pose problems for anyone who steps foot in the shop. It ought to be burned down.

I don’t understand the sentence out of context, but it very well could be some random post written by you.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Daily Cal should stop writing movie reviews.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Daily cal looks at Buffs:

Now that last Saturday’s game against UC Davis is over and done with, it’s not worth much more than a scrimmage. The Cal football team simply got seven-touchdowns worth of practice reps – good preparation before playing an actual game this week against Colorado.

“Davis is a good FCS team, but in all honesty, they can’t compete with us on the football field �- as you saw,” quarterback Kevin Riley said. “The team is very aware for that. But it was good for everybody just to get out there, play a game and get the kinks out.”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Needs more Buffzone

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM! PROPHET'D!

Mike Mohamed’s decleating tackle of a UC-Davis ball carrier came in at # 2 on sportsillustrated.com’s list of top 5 hits of week 1 in college football.

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Jogging For Jill:



Rigging boats at Lake Natoma in Gold River, Calif., captain Mary Jeghyrs and the Cal women’s crew team were warming up for an 8,000-meter practice run in preparation for the 2010 NCAA women’s rowing championships.

Jill Costello was a little late to practice. The senior coxswain, who had been diagnosed with Level IV lung cancer in June 2009, was arriving in Gold River after having CT scans read earlier that morning.

“We all knew that Jill had an important doctor’s visit that day and that she was going to come up late,” says Jeghyrs. “Before Jill got there, (coach Dave O’Neill) told us it wasn’t good news, and that we should make it great for her.”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Berkeley streets to be repaved/

Berkeley residents and visitors could be traveling down smoother streets this fiscal year as sections of city roads – a large portion of which are in District 7, which encompasses the UC Berkeley campus – are scheduled to be repaved as part of the city’s street rehabilitation program.

The city’s Public Works Department met last week regarding the status of its 5-Year Street Rehabilitation Plan, which organizes and schedules all street repaving and construction to occur within the next five years. This year, $2.8 million has been allocated to the plan, of which $2.3 million is from the city’s general fund and $500,000 is from Measure B, which implements a half-cent sales tax to fund transportation in Alameda County.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Berkeley isn’t Berkeley without really, really shitty roads.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

OLD

WTF? They’ve been repaving University for the last four months, same with Sacramento (the St, not the !), doing work on Ashby, Alcatraz …

Maybe the differentiator is if the source of funds is the federal stimulus fund vs city tax revenue? EIther way, ther’es plenty of road reconstruction going on right now.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

University was definitely from ARRIA funds.

by OaktownAggie on Sep 9, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Daily Cal article on preparing set lists for live shows, WHAT/?!?!?

Performing musicians and concertgoers have different interests when it comes to the composition of a show’s setlist. It’s a maddening yet unavoidable truth. The artist, who’s been playing his or her latest album’s material to death over the last few months, wants desperately to play new stuff. But the fans, whose ears have still only recently been exposed to the artist’s latest opus, want to hear the familiar jams they’ve come to love.

Both parties’ preferences make the negotiation between these conflicting interests a tense affair. If the artist has to go through one more excruciating rendition of the single he’s been playing five times a day since the album dropped months ago, his very soul may be crushed. But fans still have every right to get pissy when they don’t hear the material that got them to shell out their hard-earned disposable income to come see this show in the first place. This conflict – the “Free Bird” dilemma if you will – puts fans and musicians at quite the impasse.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

It is a risk. I’ve been to see the Super Furry Animals (now disbanded, alas), who have pretty rabid fans, but their US label would screw up the release dates until like a day before the US tour started – which, if you have a pretty elaborate multi-media set, means you either go with blank faces, or throw away the set.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting, I recently read that Wire basically killed their career by always playing new (and unreleased) material at all of their shows. BTW I bought Fuzzy Logic recently ‘cause you were raving about them. Pretty good, but I’ve only listened twice.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the album I’m least familiar with – it didn’t grab me on the first couple of listens, and I hadn’t picked up on SFA until their third album. I should go back and take another listen or three.

Their last album, Dark Days / Light Years, was pretty uneven, but all of the rest of them have something to offer. I read that some people discounted Love Kraft but I think it holds up well to repeated listening.

Anyway, glad you got a good first impression.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buffzone discusses defense:



The contributions made by defensive tackles on the football field often go unnoticed or underappreciated. Colorado’s unheralded duo of Curtis Cunningham and Will Pericak seem to prefer it that way.

They were well on their way to a solid day stuffing the run and pressuring the passer last week in the season opener against Colorado State. Standard stuff that would earn them slaps on the back from teammates and coaches, but generally doesn’t make headlines.

Then Pericak had to go and block a field goal.

The big play earned the sophomore from Boulder High School the weekly award from coaches for special teams play and it also meant suffering through interviews.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Wilner has Cal at 6 in his Pac10 rankings:

6. Cal (1-0)
Last week: N/A
Result: Beat UC Davis 52-3
Up next: vs. Colorado
Comment: Bears scheduled to visit Boulder next fall. If CU has joined the Pac-10, that becomes a league game and Cal has to scramble to find another non-conference opponent.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Behind Colorado which mystifies me.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just preparing for the Pac-12. He doesn’t assign a number to Colorado or Utah.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know that but he still placed them as if they were. So while Colorado wasnted “ranked”, he slotted them in front of Cal. Which I find mystifying.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, they played and beat a better team than we did. Nothing to get worked up over.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU SEE KEENAN ALLEN PLAY?? NO WAY THE BUFFS ARE BETTER THAN CAL

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

KEENAN ALLEN

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ILL KEENAN ALLEN YOU BITC,H

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see anyone on Colorado play?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

TYLER HANSEN.

WE’RE DOOMED!

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No but I watched them 7 or 8 times last year. Decent QB, good RB, shit line. Decidely mediocre D. At least “Cody wants a pony” won’t play which is a positive for them.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard some Big 12 pundit before the season saying that Colorado’s O-line would be vastly improved this year.

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heard the same, but I hear that every year.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The opinion was based on the fact that they had all of the O-line starters returning. I always take a fact like that with a grain of salt — that could be good (because they have experience and are improved) or it could be meh (because they’re just not good). Guess we’ll see which it is on Saturday.

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, but you’re arguing with someone who theoretically saw both games.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did you theoretically see them? Did you also metaphysically see them?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m talking about Wilner)

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’VE WON THIS ROUND!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what, never mind
Colorado (1-0)
Last week: N/A
Result: Beat Colorado State [no score? – Rishi]
Up next: at Cal
Comment: Could the Buffs finally be showing signs of life under Dan Hawkins? We’ll know if they’re good/mediocre/sputtering this week — and the same could be said for Cal.


10. Washington State (0-1)
Last week: N/A
Result: Lost at Oklahoma 65-17
Up next: vs. Montana State
Comment: The most important game of the Wulff era. If the Cougars lose, collapse will surely follow — and so will his walking papers.

These two passages lead me to believe that Wilner is a little clueless.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conquest Chronicles upset that they only went to 2 Rose Bowls (winning both) with John David Booty:

Pete Carroll did something in 2006 that most people tend to forget. Something that probably cost USC a national championship. Something that prevented the Trojans from finishing the 2008 season undefeated despite its exceedingly stifling defense.

That was starting John David Booty over Mark Sanchez.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, remember when Mark Sanchez took U$C to the National Championship?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agreed with the first comment. Sanchez wasn’t going to lead a team to the NC just like how he’ll never win a super bowl. Throws way too many interceptions. Both the USC and Jets defenses saved him.

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way, Sanchez >>>>>>> Matt Leinart

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody >>>>>> Leinart

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Ayoob >3 you, 49er16.

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by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Ayoob is greater than three of 49er16?!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

FML.

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by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

49er16 and his brothers 49er12 and 49er55

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even reflecting upon Booty’s Gerald Ford-esque 2-year tenure

OH COME ON!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought Booty was that bad.

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought he was that good.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same

He was an average quarterback.

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he had a better college career than Mark Sanchez, even if Sanchez is a better physical QB.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree to some extent that he was bailed out by his defense – though in fairness, the offensive skill position guys he had to work with weren’t on the same level as Bush/White/Jarrett either. Seems to be a parallel to the Brock Berlin era at Miami, just with a much better defense.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but Booty didn’t have Bush or White either.

I dunno, I guess I never bought into the Mark Sanchez hype.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re in agreement here – I’m saying the JDB era was something of a disappointment, but it’s at least partially because he didn’t have the weapons that Leinart did.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, sounds good!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, they only went to 2 Rose Bowls and only won them both

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should clarify – something of a disappointment offensively? It’s hard to imagine any Leinart-era USC team being held to 9 points as they were by UCLA.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give credit to UCLA’s defense, though.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did a post about this on Conquest Chronicles a while back – the running game was a huge difference IIRC. If I can find the post later I’ll put a link up.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I dug out the the articles. The first one was an overall look at the Pete Carroll era through about 80% of the 2009 games, the second was a look at the specific trends in production by feature backs.

Booty’s first season, in 2006, was a cliff-like drop off in offense, specifically in the running game. SC gained 3380 yards rushing, 4157 passing in 2005, and that dropped off to 1664 rushing and 3430 passing. Matters improved in 2007 and that largely correlated with the improvements to the running game.

The advantage that Sanchez had over Booty was that the 2008 defense was out of control. The 2006 – 2008 passing yards yielded were 2662, 2457, and 1747, and for rushing 1184, 1094, and 1136. More importantly, perhaps, points scored against SC 2006 – 2008 were 197, 208, and 117 respectively.

It’s easier to win games when the opposition’s offense is lying in a crumpled heap on the sidelines.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you insulted for John David Booty or Gerald Ford?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither.

I just don’t get the comparison.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald Ford was a bizarrely accidental fill-in for two years between “real” presidents? (I like Gerald Ford, BTW. He doesn’t get nearly enough credit for the job he did in a very, very difficult situation.)

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you are too kind sometimes, I can’t hate on Gerald Ford, and he definitely is from a time when Republicans could work with Democrats, but I can’t think of one significant accomplishment from those two years.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

His significant accomplishment was stopping the country from spinning even further apart. By the time Nixon resigned in 1974, there had been a decade of violence, assassinations, war, and political instability, the like of which had not been seen since the Civil War. Gerald Ford calmed everybody down. I think that is more significant than people realize.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess so, but I’m not sure what he exactly did to achieve this calming influence. I think frankly, that with America out of Vietnam, and Nixon removed from office removed much of the reason for the social conflict in the first place, rather than anything GF did.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was what we needed.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the sense that he made perfect fodder for Chevy Chase, I can not disagree. And maybe that’s what we needed.

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Gerald Ford the President who always hit spectators with golf balls due to his atrocious game?

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had a habit of stumbling quit a bit in public, hence the joke " and the Secret Service agents wrestled the fork to the ground"

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a bit

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by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was the hero we deserved!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald Ford: “EVERYONE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP”

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you wish someone could accomplish that today?

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Yeah, I really do.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He patted us on our respective shoulders and said “there there. there there.”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Our long national nightmare is over.”

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s also what I said when we hired Tedford!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, let me rephrase.

I don’t think it’s at all a valid comparison.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that I agree with the whole thing, but I do think that the decision not to pull Booty (and his broken finger) for Sanchez cost USC the stanfurd game in 2007. As I recall, Booty was abysmal in that game, likely due in large part to his broken finger.

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or, you know, maybe SC’s defense could have stopped a 4th and long with a first-time starting QB playing a night game in the Coliseum? Or another into the end zone?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He threw 4 interceptions in the furd game. Carroll never pulled him.

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to pull your senior QB, who has already been playing well last year and so far this year, because he threw four picks in a game?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the broken finger, yes. I think that they splinted it or something during the game. And he seemed wildly ineffective. (One of the INTs was a horrendous pick 6.)

If my recollection of the broken finger diagnosis (i.e., that it was determined during the game) is incorrect, then I stand corrected and I can see why you don’t pull him from the game. But it seemed strange to me to keep him in the game with the combination of the broken finger and ineffectiveness.

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The broken finger, I fully agree with, but that’s a pre-game misdiagnosis.

I’m not sure that pulling a QB from a game after one bad game when it’s still close is a good idea.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought he broke the finger in the 1st half of the game itself.

Either way, my view on it wasn’t really pulling him for “one bad game” as much as it was pulling him because injury was clearly (IMO) affecting his performance negatively. And as it turned out, Booty went on to miss the next couple of games, maybe more, because of the injury. When Booty was healthy enough to return, it was his job to have back, unless Sanchez had done something really spectacular (which he didn’t, IIRC).

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. I can agree with you here.

I just don’t agree with the blanket “pull him because he threw four picks in one game” sentiment.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nor do I.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio Bear is right and you are wrong. Booty broke his finger is in the game and the coaches failed to get him out of the game in time.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, madam.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I applaud and must rec.

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by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well played. (It’s funny because it’s true!, etc.)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love DJ Gallo
sportspickle
  
Tonight’s NFL pregame features Dave Matthews and Taylor Swift. 30yr-old stoner and pre-teen girl markets … SECURED!!!

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 AM PDT reply actions  

13 Fans at Every College Football Game

via Sportspickle

#4 — The Lonely Alumnus

 He’s 39 years old, balding, and sporting pleated Dockers. He buys a single season ticket on the 50-yard line in the lower level but usually ends up sitting in the student section because "that’s where the girls are, man." He’ll awkwardly try to high-five anyone near him during the game, and after the final horn he’ll head over to his old frat house to look for a game of beer pong, leading scores of students to ask, "Who the hell is that creepy old guy?"

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I could see Twist as this guy once his wife smartens up and leaves him for a 22 y.o. surfer.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Twist would REALLY suck at beer pong.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Rishi is the one who still sits in the student section!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also significantly younger than you.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been in the student section since 2003.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s where the girls are, man significantly more fun than the boring young alumni section!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The YA section does have the advantage of being more mellow so you can actually pay attention to the game.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Rishi. I like shouting and getting all riled up and throwing people for crowd surfing and yelling chants and jumping.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I salute you for knowing what you want in your life.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only a short window of opportunity available to be young and immature and be able to get away with it.

My window is rapidly closing.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

or you could move to Vegas….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that would kill me.

My voice is still hoarse.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should move to the surface of the sun.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should move to Sacramento.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged. It’s Sacramento!

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were suggesting progressively worse and worse ideas.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, but arguably Sacramento! is worse than Sacramento. Because the former is filled with perky people who insist their town is the best.

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. I think we can all agree we’d rather be on the surface of the sun.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m Rishi. I like shouting and getting all riled up and throwing people for crowd surfing and yelling chants and jumping

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

So then did I see you or your doppelganger there on Saturday?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats the young alum section. Also, that was my doppleganger. I was sitting in section B, because I heard carp is in Japan and his wife is on the prowl.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

metal benches = student section.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the section where the band is to the north is the student section. Also, I honestly cannot remember what benches we are on, but I feel like they are wood. Odd how I can’t bring that info up considering I’ve been tehre so many times. This is what happens when you get old.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

We had our illicit rendezvous in sec R, Q/QQ are the YA sections.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sec R is Young Alum, too, you ever seen the make up of people there?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to the seating chart!!!

But yeah, there is a mixing of the crowds there. It’s very brackish.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who pays attention to the seating chart???

I’M A REBEL WHO PLAYS BY NOBODY’S RULES!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS There was nothing illicit about our rendezvous. Also, I was in Sec QQ when I saw you and we had our illicit rendezvous at the top of the stairs going into R/QQ in front of a cheering, jubilant crowd.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it was when Sweeney scored, not for your good looks.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is I haven’t been able to sit down since!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good, b/c the benches are made out of decaying wood!

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been in the student section since 1980. This year, in fact, marks my 30th anniversary of not being in the student section. What are you going to buy me?

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your season tickets are now diamonds!

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

KEENAN ALLEN

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heisman 2010!

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also happy I started a new meme.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heisman 1899!

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s a gift!

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

but will it give beyond 3 years? That is the question!

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll buy you a sweet like fuck post on a topic that you were very interested in sometime during the bye week.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I do not sit in the student section, except during halftime. Please give me more credit as a fan.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

stfu fatty freshman

by boomtho on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You “sit” in the student section.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite
#3 — The Guy Who Bet His Allowance on the Game

This kid’s parents gave him $2500 for his expenses this semester, and he was planning on saving it. Then he saw the first half line for this game was State (-3). Come on, that’s easy money. Or it was easy money, at least. Now State’s trailing by six with a minute left in the second quarter, and he’s wondering if he should parlay Tech with the over for the second half to recoup his losses. And if that doesn’t work? He’s pretty sure he can fend off his bookie long enough to transfer back home to community college under an assumed name.

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento!

This incident did NOT involve Shantay Legans in any way.

Sacramento County authorities say Los Angeles Lakers guard Matt Barnes has been arrested on suspicion of domestic violence.

Sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. Tim Curran says deputies arrested Barnes after responding to what was termed an incomplete 911 call from a home around 4:16 p.m. Wednesday.

Deputies say both Barnes and the woman had visible injuries, but took Barnes into custody after determining he had been the primary aggressor.

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Punting is…dangerous? For the Huskies:

Washington’s senior punter Will Mahan, who averaged 40.6 yards last year, suffered a knee injury in practice Tuesday and will be out for the season.

Mahan tore both his ACL and MCL when his knee got rolled during a drill.

The punting job now falls to walk-on Kiel Rasp, a 6-foot-3, 215-pound junior who has never punted in a game.

“He’s got a great leg. He’s been terrific all training camp,” coach Steve Sarkisian told the Seattle Times. “The key is, you’ve just got to go into a game and catch the ball and punt it, which he hasn’t had to do. Sooner or later, we all have to experience (performing under pressure). He’s given us all the confidence he can do that.”

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

CPR Re-certification training…Whee! Need to be properly updated so that I can provide the .4% chance of life should the sh!t hit the fan. Just call 9-1-1, folks.
(And no, there aren’t any hawt nurses to practice mouth to mouth. Sickos.)

/twitter

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by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

You need CPR training as an orthodontist? What?

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much anyone in health care needs to be CPR certified. My optometrist wife has the same obligation.

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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do people routinely need CPR while sitting there getting their teeth or eyes examined? I’m not sure how necessary that really should be. Though I guess it doesn’t hurt.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

People can have averse reactions to anesthesia.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, we had a scare this summer when my mom had an allergic reaction to a cortisone shot. Yeah, the ER was a bit baffled — “It’s an allergic reaction! How?”

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IZ ALLERGGY MAED?!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of. Turns out, it’s possible to have an allergy to the binding agent, but it’s extremely rare. The reaction was more ‘wtf? allergic to cortisone? that’s unpossible!"

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, they decide to just suck it up and deal with the pain?

by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Local anesthesia typically includes epinephrine. Sometimes, people get heart palpitations or worse. In rare cases, you can accidentally “bulls-eye” the nerve, and that can result in a stronger than expected reaction.

And yes, you’re a weird, twisted, dude.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what made me such a grammar nazi, but at this point I can’t even help myself.

by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per OSHA, someone in any workplace needs training and annual re-certification iirc.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘Cuz really, I’m just a dentist. (or so I keep hearing)

We’re pretty darn low-risk because we don’t use any local anesthesia.

General dentists or specialists who perform surgeries need to be ready just in case someone has a bad reaction.

But, the license is the same for all of us as is the renewal requirements.

It’s a good class – I don’t mind the refresher, especially w/ two kids now.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about foreign anesthesia?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part of outsourcing anesthesia – no safety regs!

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by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the best part was when you and your dentist chronies stay late after work and all get high off it.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s totally unprofessional to get high at the office.

So, I take that sh!t home. There’s more booze at home, anyway.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t use anesthesia?! What are you, the dentist from Marathon Man?

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I use anesthesia! What type of crazy barbarian do you think I am?

Oh wait…You mean on my patients?

Um…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting in my office the other day and over the PA system comes an alert for a code blue in the dental school clinic. I was thinking what did those dental students just do? If those kids had CPR training the could have told the docs rushing over “Back the F#$% up I got this!”.

by MN Bear on Sep 9, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that guy’s the Asian carp czar, then wtf is our own carp doing in Japan? IMPOSTER

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ever wanted to eat a sandwich, but it was too inconvenient?

Here’s a solution! The Candwich! That’s right, kids, it’s a sandwich in a can!

Assembly may be required

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t the founder of the company involved in a bunch of huge scams or something?

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. He was being “sued by the SEC for allegedly taking money he had promised would be used to invest in real-estate, and instead investing in oddball business ideas such as a sandwich in a can.”

(as per link above)

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…I think I linked to that a few months ago.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

But did you post pictures?!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

How are suppose to warm the chicken if there isn’t a microwave near by?

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t. It’s pre-BBQ’d

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vomit.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tennessee working on shower etiquette

Feldman:

• Tennessee coach has the most bizarre coach quote of the week:

“We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I’ve ever been around. So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I’m hoping we show some improvement in that.”
This was in regards to a staph infection for UT defensive tackle Minor Bowens among others, which prompted an impromptu lesson on cleanliness for the Vols on Tuesday, and despite the laughter Dooley produced after practice Wednesday, it wasn’t all a joking matter, as noted in the link above.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 AM PDT reply actions  

lather, rinse, repeat

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by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always repeat.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The most memorable campout experience I had was the time I waited in a BN parking lot in San Jose all night and all the next day for Bill Clinton’s autograph. It was worth every second.

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

BruinsNation has a parking lot?!?!?!?!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but your car gets towed if you criticise the parking attendant.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, and it’s filled with handicapped spaces.

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

SIMMONS PICKS

Are up. It’s all good. I can’t find a specific passage to quote, it’s all worthy of reading. Except for where he picks the Eagles to drop off by four or more wins.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Damnit, stop ruining my lunchtime reading material!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I literally lol'd at this
(Important note: You might be worried that, within 10 years, the terms “creepers” and “grenades” will be obsolete. My response: Did you ever think viewers for “The Jersey Shore” would approach 6 million people? Did you ever think The Situation would earn a reported $5 million per year and get picked for “Dancing With The Stars”? Did you ever think Sammi versus J-Woww would be America’s single most anticipated fight since De La Hoya-Mayweather three years ago? I think this show will have legs. I fully expect California governor-elect Michael Sorrentino to raise my property taxes in 2018. Just wait. It’s going to be a situation.)

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for my Mayweather-Pacquiao fight. I don’t think it’s ever happening.

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by solarise on Sep 9, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really disappointing. Mayweather’s smart though, he’ll stay away from this.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS, we should have a post of specific NFL predictions, just so we can look back at them at the end of the season and laugh at each other.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont need that to laugh at you.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Lovely sentiment

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by solarise on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This used to be a holiday when I was in school. That meant the school year started out with two four day weeks. That was a good thing.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been awesome. Heck, about halfway through school, we lost Columbus Day as a regular holiday. :(

(And when I was at Cal, we didn’t get Veterans Day as a holiday and Thanksgiving was a two day Thursday/Friday thing, making Berkeley have the dubious honor of the longest uninterrupted span of instruction at any college in the country…)

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Columbus Day

You mean “Indigenous Peoples Day”, no?
p.s. my city has a national day, but is there a “Sacramento! Day”? Hell no.

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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Delaware, OH has a national holiday?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eff if I know. I live and work in Columbus.

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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Sacramento is the oldest incorporated city in California, incorporated on February 27, 1850.”

So that’s when it would be, if there were a real holiday.

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, Wiki doesn’t think Sacramento! is deserving of its exclamation point, hence why it is missing in the quote above.

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by katster on Sep 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sic]

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we have Caesar Chavez Day!

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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Indigenous Persons Day!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caesar Chavez

Y tu, Brute?

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

et tu, brute?

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caesar Chavez, the first Roman emperor devoted to migrant farmworker rights.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol’d

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the salad dressing guy? he led the dudes picking the romaine for the salad, right?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Croutons! No!

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by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KILL U BI;TCH!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was very displeased with the proposed addition of grapes.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had taxpayer-funded cake at the capitol, but I missed it :(

by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 more years!

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about their fries?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Five Guys was better in that realm. But my meal was also altogether about 25% more expensive.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to disagree.I think In ‘N Out Fries are pretty good. I didn’t think Five Guys’ fries were anything special.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

again, Five Guys is an EAST COAST burger chain. Therefore, it sucks.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont you have to say ONE positive thing at some point ever to be the OfficialSunshinePumper? You seem more unofficial

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the opposite of Pumper?

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

pumpee?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, EVERYONE is going to the Five Guys in Fremont. Who knew the Bay Area was starved for more burgers?

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be all Aardvark is not a rodent, but I went to the new one in SJ.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, jesus christ, why you gotta be so you never saw a condor at all. Show some fucking respect!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

_

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by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Uncle Ted's Week 2 Rumblings
5. Cal’s Kevin Riley completes 60 percent of his passes: Riley owns a career 54 percent completion rate. Accuracy has long been his bugaboo. Of course, he also hasn’t benefited from great receivers during his tenure. Last weekend, he completed 70 percent — 14 of 20 — of his throws, though it’s worth noting that UC Davis is an FCS team. What was most notable, however, were the impressive performances by his receivers, particularly true freshman Keenan Allen. There was a reasonable theory in the preseason that Riley would breakthrough as a senior, because that’s when the light goes on for many QBs. It will be a lot easier with a dangerous group of playmakers at receiver, guys who can go and get the ball — even when it’s not perfectly thrown — and boost a completion percentage. Colorado is strong at cornerback, so it will offer a good test as to whether Riley and his receivers are truly in sync and ready for Pac-10 play.

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/12728/page/watch/what-to-watch-in-the-pac-10-week-2

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by solarise on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

“Bugaboo”?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s what bugs do when watching Nate Longshore play.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

really expensive stroller?

by MN Bear on Sep 9, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Ted was listening to Destiny’s Child when he wrote this.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that I know that reference. And laughed.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law - still pumping sunshine for Matt Wieters
Dan (Des Moines)

Klaw who would you rather have for their career Posey or Wieters?

Klaw (1:02 PM)

As much as I love Posey, I’m sticking with Wieters.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Harry Potter!

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yay! Rec’d!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I rec’d you for reccing me!

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, it’s like a rec circle jerk in here.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twas on the phone with a (female) attorney today regarding the transfer of some property and she said kept arguing transferring it stating that we shouldn’t just “jerk it in quickly.” I believe she once stated we shouldn’t jerk it off and jerk it out. There was a lot of jerking going on in her half of the converastion.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many TWSSs did you use?

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sexis! What if I said “I was on the phone with a (Jew) attorney today…” ???? Not so great now, is it, Mr. Misogynist?
p.s. did you tell her you were totally getting a boner due to her dirty talk?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot to finish off with “true story”

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

a rec ookie on the cookie

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

twitter time

We had a morale event at work yesterday. We went golfing (18 hole). This was my first time ever golfing and I really enjoyed it. I sucked at first but by the end I was decent enough that my shot was taken (we were playing as teams of four and we’d play off of the best shot). However I had more fun driving the golf cart around.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the start of a VERY expensive hobby for you…

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Golf is a lot of fun as long as you don’t care. Once you start to care though….

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who knew driving golf carts around was so expensive!

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

royrules could be the beer girl!

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the OSU football team?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I’m not going to do it more than once a year as it stands… maybe..

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, and every drug addict that says that is one hundred percent right.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I only do it socially, man”

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Its not an addiction until you’re out of college”

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Those jeans definitely do not make you look fat”

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

“This might be our last night together.”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Of course I’ll respect you in the morning. BOOM! ASSASSINATED!”

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really just want to shout that out, dont you?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you?

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a little bit…

Good thing I have that option.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t heard that one, but I would have used in college if I had.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

We usually used it in conjunction with alcoholism but it translates well.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The closest I’ve come to camping out for something was probably a Green Day concert in San Jose last summer. My friends and I had floor tickets, so we had to wait in line for hours to get a good spot close to the stage.

I also waited for a long time in the very, VERY early morning when College Gameday came to Cal for basketball.

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, you sound like Mrs FS and Little Miss FS. They went to Dallas for the Green Day show a couple of weeks ago and got there 7 hours early so they could get in early. Never mind the 103 degree heat.

This after seeing Green Day in June when we were in Ireland.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey FS, you staying dry in Austin?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck an A, barely. Nothing like 15 inches of rain over a 2 day period. Thanks for asking.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I thought it was like 6 inches, and that’s a lot; 15? That’s crazy.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory “TWSS”

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re heart wasn’t in it, man

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

OUR HEART!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just going through the motions? Thats emarrassing.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portions of North Austin and Williamson county got 15+ inches, down where I am in South Austin it was around 10 inches. It was weird, if you lived within 10 miles of I-35, you got doused, if you were father away, you got like 3 or 4 inches tops. I-35 splits the hill country from the coastal plain in Austin so maybe that explains it.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is disappinting.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That I’m still alive and my house wasn’t swept away?

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m stunned you wrote “Fuck an A” rather than “fuckin’ a”, myself.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Point of emphasis, my man. Or you can blame the UT education if you want to hate on Mack Brown some…

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, A was asking for it.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was asking if you’re staying dry ie not drinking in Austin.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still your tongue, swine! How dare you suggest that I would EVER stop drinking

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno…… flaming doctor peppers?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

never had on those actually

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of…ahem

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE F**** HOW THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

WHY ELSE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN AUSTIN THEN?! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE GO LEAVE WORK RIGHT NOW AND HAVE ONE

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t leave work, he’s too important/critical and nothing would get done, etc.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant, please leave work for two whole weeks to drink. No one will notice the difference and any shmuck in the office can do your job and everything will get done without you.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather drink than try to figure out why we bought servers in the US and then tried shipping them to frickin’ China. Yeah, Chinese customs luvvvvvvved that

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, man, why did you do that?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t look at me dude, I’m just trying to clean up the mess.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m face-palming in sympathy.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet the US government did too. Technology export laws, helloooo!

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting plenty drunk this weekend. My college cronies are arriving in town tomorrow with wives in tow to keep us out of jail

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please have a Flaming Doctor Pepper.

You won’t regret it.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

My college cronies are arriving in town tomorrow with wives in tow to keep bail us out of jail

Fixed.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are 6 of us altogether, all very intelligent dudes (at least we like to think so anyway). We joke that when we’re away from each other, we’re normal but with each additional member of our crew in the room, our collective IQ drops 10 points. With all 6 of us together, that 50 point drop reduces us to drooling, grabbing our crotches and laughing uproariously everytime someone makes a “fart” reference.

I’m just sad the Black Mamba is dead and gone. Alledgedly.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You went to college with Kobe?

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time we were all together (low key bachelor party), we procured an enormous curved black vibrator complete with veins and balls. It was soon christened “The Black Mamba” and was the subject of considerable hilarity throughout the weekend. The high point was when some dudes from a nearby condo crashed our party at about 1am and I discovered that you should always take the under when asking “Over/under 5 minutes for unwanted guests to clear out after unveiling The Black Mamba?”.

Truly, the look of fear in their eyes when I whipped it out ranks as one of the highlights of my past 10 years. They couldn’t escape fast enough.

Anyway, we hid it in the soon to be groom’s bag as a present for his bride to be but sadly, ex-sorority girls from LSU don’t appreciate Mambas like they should.

Alledgedly.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In actuality, it’s been worn thin from overuse by said friend.

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that does sound pretty hardcore. San Jo was definitely not 103 degrees that day.

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which Ohio Wonder Twin is this?
JP (Columbus, OH)

Why do folks always resort to the “flipping burgers” line? You’re insulting a fair number of people by insinuating that individuals who commit heinous acts don’t “deserve” to make a comfortable living, but what they DO deserve is to go work at a fast food restaurant.

Klaw (2:16 PM)

I like a good burger. How about “flipping burgers at Checkers?”

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Not, me, that’s for sure
[folds taco]

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I flipped burgers in high school. So maybe it’s me.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

overhyped. I hope I’m wrong, but dude, it was UC Davis.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, in no fucking way are you allowed to call yourself sunshine pumper

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just the latest infraction…

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motion To Ban TheOfficialSunshinePumper and force that person to get a new handle

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is SushinePumper available?

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SushinePumper and danzig are both living in the greatest Cal highlight video in the sky.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

seconded

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll release my claim on SunshinePooper if it will help.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a true American patriot.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

thirded

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There has definitely been a significant marine layer over TOSP for the past few days. Let’s hope the period of low pressure ends soon and we can return to the delightful initial Indian summer weather pattern.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“return to”?

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember how Sunshiney he was at the beginning? It was 24 hours of Sunshine.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean Sushine

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, the Indians are everywhere on this blog.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want Lucky Charms.... without the oats?!

[1]

So apparently there’s a site called cerealmarshmallows.com where you can purchase just the colorful, semi-crunchy cereal marshmallow bits (marbits!)—no oat-based pieces involved. Sign you up? Or are your teeth in pain just thinking about it? [via Reddit]

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

When I was a kid, I’d first eat all the oat things, carefully avoiding the marshmallows. Then I’d eat the marshmallows at the end by the mouth full. Good times.

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did too!

I believe this taught us a valuable experience about not indulging in instant gratification.

Except for those kids who were so spoiled that their parents had extra boxes ready to servce once the marshmallows were gone.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! Did anyone else eat their Kit-Kats by eating the chocolate layer first and then slowly eating the de-chocolated wafers one layer at a time?

….Anyone… hello?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to eat Kit-Kats. Does that count?

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it does! Yay! We’re kindred.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! I missed the last couple DBDs. Did you share any Vegas stories, grenade, landmine or otherwise?

PS- what songs are they playing on loop these days?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only a little.

On loop now (other than the Dynamites, I Like It’s etc):
Letting Go (Dutty Love) – Sean Kingston
Just a Dream – Nelly
Fed Up – DJ Khaled
Take It Off – Ke$ha

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get Take It Off and Fed Up (anything with Usher is pretty hot). But Just a Dream seems too slow. Is it a remix?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a Dream is on repeat only in my car — I really like it as a chill driving song.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have NWA’s Straight Out of Compton on repeat in my car. I don’t know why I keep getting into shoot outs with the police.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

because you’re hispanic, duh

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cruising down the street in my 6-4
Jockin the freaks clocking the dough
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shooting some hoops
A car pulls up who can it be
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It’s all about making that GTA

by OaktownAggie on Sep 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poser. If you were legit you woulda said:

I gots NWA’s Straight Outta Compton on lock in my ride (or my whip whatever you prefer). Dont know why the po po’s be all up on my ass all day all night.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have, except I don’t think all of the readers here would understand ebonics. I keeps it real yo!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont know why the po po’s be all up on my ass all day all night.

They’d rather see me in the pen/than me and Lorenzo rollin’ in a Benz-o

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you should get straight and meditate like a Buddhist.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just ask if anyone else is a bunny?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… a bunny? not sure i get it.

Also, Happy Birthday!!! Did you have a blast yday?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen a bunny before?

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I haz bunny?

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you take care of it this time.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got hungry….

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by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you first eat its ears, then it’s feet then…

okay, that’s horrible.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeaaah…I started on that joke and had to stop myself.

Good job, dude.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m showing a remarkable amount of restraint these days. Not sure what it is.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re probably still recovering from Vegasssss.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Side effect of having no restraint all weekend is to have some?

This could have unintended consequences!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It almost sounds like a movie…what would happen if a banker suddenly developed restraint?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s going to be pretty.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rabbit go meow meow, rasputin’s gun go boom boom, rabbit kaput!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

….then its delicious innards in a pseudo haggis stew

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by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had rabbit pate last night, it was delicious.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh okay. ya.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. As far as a Wednesday at work went, it was ok. The weekend golf trip before was better.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I just heard the wind.

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try eating a kit-kat that way. it’s mildly satisfying. :) (just like what…?)

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do females love chocolate so much?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a female but, maybe because it tastes good?

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, i agree that i tastes good, but i’m not drawn to it so strongly….

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’re made out of sugar and spice and everything nice.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooties?

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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

When women PMS our pituitary glands excrete a hormone called solitonin, which is dangerous at very high levels and causes women to act emotinally and irrationally. Back in caveman days, the process of gathering nuts and berries and oddly enough being beaten over the head and dragged back to the caves had the effect of lowering solitonin levels in the bloodstream. Since (unfortunately) women have servants do their gathering and men now go to jail for beating their wives, we women, sadly, have had very limited options for lowering our solitonin levels. Until a gynecologist Dr. Benjamin Hershey invented chocolate, that is. It turns out chocolate decreases solitonin levels, so women tend to crave chocolate during a once a month period that coincides with their.. er.. period.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rec’d

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should really save that gif for a better time.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs Yakity Sax playing in the background.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

so chocolate is a vag bandaid? interesting…

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia has no article on this “solitonin”!!!!

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. It’s there MR.F. WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Mr. F doesn’t even believe in a woman’s agency

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this “woman’s agency” you speak of?

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s where one goes for a girlfriend experience.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I fucking love chocolate.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should eat some. I fucking love chocolaet!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This explains many things.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t do that, although I do to this day want to kill anyone who doesn’t break them apart and bites across multiple fingers.

I always had to peel all the chocolate coating off of a Ho-Ho, though, and then unroll the Ho-Ho and eat it as a single layer.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO DOES THAT? Um, I’ve never seeen ANYONE eat across the multiple fingers. I am not being funny right now. That sounds literally RETARDED.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 9, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TheOfficialSunshinePumper, is that you???

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rejoice, for your OCD is not alone.

/carefully makes sure that all kitkat fingers are the same length

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

People with OCD! Yay!

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But wouldn’t there be more girth that way … ? MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine my horror when the chocolate doesn’t break cleanly and the edges are uneven.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, and it takes a little bit of the next finger’s chocolate? So disturbing. All these things are the reason why I tend to stick with Reese’s PB Cups (or Twix, if I really must have a cookie crunch).

by Scootie on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you might understand. I avoid the Reese’ PB cups for obvious cultural reasons. As for Twix, there’s a real risk hereabouts during the summer that careless handling in the delivery process has resulted in the Twix melting and then solidifying, which makes for a very sub-par experience indeed.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I avoid the Reese’ PB cups for obvious cultural reasons

Anti peanut butter? Or is there another reason … ?

by sec119 on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anti-peanut butter.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 10, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I long ago decided that candy just wasn’t worth all the aggravation. So now, whenever I crave chocolate or the equivalent, I just pound a martini.

Crisis averted.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not entirely appropriate for the office, alas. Well, not my office.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 12, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not employed by Sterling, Draper, Pryce?

by LeonPowe on Sep 12, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about you, but my world is all topsy turvy. If a government stooge can’t get lit up on the job, the terrorists are winning!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps there’s some causation here.

by LeonPowe on Sep 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a sad sad world we live in, that’s all I have to say on the subject.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 13, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

DC, you’re a stooge? Are you Moe?

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 13, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

My money’s on Curly.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much a challenge considering I’ve provided evidence of the tonsorial similarity.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 13, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I toads eat the skin of a kiwi. Am I so alone?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Your kind is legion.

And they mostly reside within padded walls and take daily “vitamins” from little paper cups.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does a box come with a shot of insulin?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we know how season tickets are going to work at Pac-Bell?

Are they going to give priority to those who already have them?

by avsrock90 on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

yup, current season ticket holders are guaranteed a spot at the phone booth.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm curious and (a bit) skeptical of how well that process will be done

I bought my tickets in person and don’t even think ato has a current address for me. =/

But that’s gonna be a fun season….

by avsrock90 on Sep 9, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to taking the party yacht from Jack London Square.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is the party yacht docked during the season?

by avsrock90 on Sep 9, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the sideline, wearing a headset.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they have your name. And when you renew it, just use that same name.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Montana says the movie "Rudy" is not entirely accurate
Biopic fans will be shocked – shocked! – to learn that Hollywood takes liberties with the real-life narratives and characters that often come to stand in for history in the popular imagination. In the case of the enduring 1993 hit “Rudy,” the film was so unrecognizably warped beyond the existence of an undersized Notre Dame player who registered an improbable sack against Georgia Tech in 1975 that former Irish coach Dan Devine called certain scenes – notably the climactic moment when Rudy’s teammates confront Devine’s villainous character by handing in their jerseys to get Rudy on the dress list, and later his reluctance to actually put Rudy in the game – “unforgivable” and “a lie.”Hall of Famer Joe Montana, then a lowly freshman lingering somewhere on the depth chart, doesn’t remember it quite as harshly. But as he told radio host Dan Patrick on Wednesday, he certainly doesn’t remember any uplifting strings swelling in the rafters, either.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Joe-Montana-scores-another-touchdown-for-reality?urn=ncaaf-268408

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Embellishing a true story in a movie? I’m shocked!

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t the real Rudy a big dude who was just unmentionably slow?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah bsaically

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

T-Jack, if he were a chick, would have paused, hands on hips, disgusted face, and said snippily, “Not until you admit you were wrong.” Childress, being a dude, would never be able to admit it, and after 15 delay of game penalties, the Saints would get a safety.

by Scootie on Sep 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Ted - classy

[1]

Eric (Gresham, OR)

What is your favorite kind of beer to sit down and watch a game to?

Ted Miller (3:20 PM)

1/2 grey goose, 1/2 Bombay gin, splash vermouth, stirred not shaken with a twist. Yum.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

mixing gin and vodka, that can’t be kosher….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like an indecisive martini.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even classier
JohnML (San Francisco)

Beer, wine, or liquor?

Ted Miller (3:52 PM)

liquor is quicker…

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t agree with the method either. Shaking a gin martini? You’ll bruise the gin!

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s the way James Bond drinks it! It must be classy!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I read Uncle Ted backwards – he is stirring it.

Bond shakes it :

‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?’

But, you know, a Vesper martini is still not a beer.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shake mine hard. Get some ice shards in there. Es good.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

gin martini

flagged for redundancy

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or “West Side Story” in drink form.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Unca Ted
Sam (LA)

How good is Baxter at USC, sounds like a lot of hype, the same as what Joe McKnight was brought in with.

Ted Miller (3:36 PM)

We’ll see when the games start. Baxter has already accomplished more in practice,however, than McKnight ever did.

That’s somewhat worrisome. That’s also why he’s on my fantasy team.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not beer. Uncle Ted is dumb.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But classy.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Ted is Ron Burgundy?

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Ron Burgundy?

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Uncle Ted?

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some day….

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its true, i drink with Ted Miller.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call bullshit on CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/08/06/red.romance.study/index.html?iref=obinsite

A new multicultural study shows red is no longer just a sexy color for women. Men in red are considered just as appealing.
Women in China, the United States, England and Germany said they found men pictured wearing red, or surrounded by the color, more sexually attractive.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 9, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate red.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red is garish and ugly.

by GBB4188 on Sep 9, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, Id rather be alive and waering red than dead.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWISTNHOOK!!!!

First the anti-Blazing Saddles remark, now this. I propose we hunt TnH down and burn him at the stake.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blazzing Sadles is OK. Not bad.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TwistNHook is bad.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM HISTORY!!!!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM! MCCARTHY’D!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, hunk. Take off that red shirt. ::bats eyelashes::

o=========<| BBBBBBEARZZZZZZ
May I offer you a glass of sunshine?

by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OR

Take off that Red Dress!

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take off that red x :(

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Chad Ochocinco to guest star on WWE Raw next Monday.

Looks like I won’t be watching much of Ravens/Jets!

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

also, have you heard about that awesome new ICP album? i cannot wait for either of these events!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shockingly, I don’t care for them at all.

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just trying to figure out why you, a seemingly intelligent and highly educated individual above the age of 12, seems to care about wwe. if you’re doing it to piss off 33ss/tosp, then i approve!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I often wonder why people are willing to watch any sitcom and then decry WWE for its lack of realism. I know it’s fake, but it don’t really care. Does suspension of disbelief ruin other people’s enjoyment of Lost or the Wire or anything else?

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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I really liked “The Wrestler”, does that count?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wwe isn’t fake in the way a sitcom is fake.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only if you choose to dwell on the fake matches.

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by yellow fever on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean, the entirety of the show?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 10, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it as soap operas for men. I can see why people find entertainment value in it, although it’s not for me personally.

by sec119 on Sep 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could say that about the coverage of pretty much all sports.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 10, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it as douche for men. It cleans out the mangina to see sweathogs roll around sans penetration.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t make it more appealing.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 12, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting...

Bbut call me when The Rock finally decides to make his return. He’s been putting it off for too long.

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by Swamphunter on Sep 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading the DBD while applying for jobs.

Brilliant, or terrible mistake?

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Sep 9, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Brilliant

CGB: No Regrets. Just Love.

by oskisunbear on Sep 9, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant mistake.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

For certain jobs, that could advantageous, or even essential criteria.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 9, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flipping burgers?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Junior analyst at a large consulting company.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I feel I would be a great asset to your company because HONK KEENAN ALLEN PSoCY TWSS "

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Sep 9, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hired!

At the law firm of CALumbus Bear, Ohio Bear and CalBear81, LLC. Please see junior associate Mr. Twist for staff training.

by yorzepol on Sep 9, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Rishi

Heading to Reno this weekend.

Suit up?

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo!

Suit up. Ladies love it.

Also, yard long drinks. Immediately.

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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, huge explosion and fire just off of 280/380 as I’m driving home… Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf!

by OaktownAggie on Sep 9, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s in san bruno…i hope turkey and co. are ok.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It looks really bad.

Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!

by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the turkey clan resides in a different part of sb.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 10, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

good. saw the fireball from oakland international across the bay. not good looking.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 10, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Japanese peeps need to cheer the eff up.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if you hadnt allowed your superior to bow lower to you than you did to him, he wouldn’t be so upset with you!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you dressed in kabuki and performed your delightfully irreverent pantomime, they would get cheered the eff up.

by sec119 on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you dressed up in kabuki and regaled them with stories of the mythical legend that is the Oregon Dance team, they would get cheered the eff up.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, living in boxes and permanent fear of social ostracism is no reason to get all mopey.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you stopped emerging from the sea to crush their cities as an irradiated giant lizard, they’d be more Bobby McFarin.

by LeonPowe on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you stopped interrupting every talk to ask why Washington State is still in the Pac10, they’d be more friendly to you.

by sec119 on Sep 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

To bef air his conference is named “Washst, why they still in the Pac10??”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 10, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you weren’t such a huge threat that the U.S. had to name a czar to stop you from running wild, they’d cheer the fuck up.

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by yellow fever on Sep 10, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you stopped ordering Nagasaki bombs.

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by Rishi on Sep 10, 2010 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you stopped running around nekkid and screaming, “IT’S ALL ABOUT GIRTH, B

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That guy sounds like a dick.

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