DBD 9.9.10: The IM Sports Campout!
IM sports are awesome. They're a semi-decent substitute for the fun of HS sports. They're an easy way to make sure you get at least some exercise every week. Plus, if you're good enough, you end up in the winner's gallery [note: I'm in there somewhere]. But, there is a downside: to sign up, you end up camping overnight in front of the RSF on the most uncomfortable concrete steps. And it's not even a fun camp-out; just cold.
CGB: What are some of the things you've camped out for? And were they worth it?
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Cal hosts Colorado on Saturday
California (1-0, 0-0 Pac-10) hosts Colorado (1-0, 0-0 Big 12) at Memorial Stadium on Saturday, Sept. 11 (12:30 p.m. PT), with the future Pac-12 member making its first visit to Berkeley since 1968. Long-range forecasts show sunny weather conditions but with a high of only 62 degrees expected. Both teams started their 2010 seasons with victories last Saturday. Cal was a 52-3 winner over UC Davis at Memorial Stadium, while Colorado knocked off Colorado State at home, 24-3.
if any cgbers see a woman draped all over Tosh, LMK. I’m out of town for this one, unfortunately, and the mrs has likely gone rogue.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Carp the 3rd, coming home on June 2011 … ? Nothing wrong with adding some football genes to the gene pool, amirite? :)
Better than chemist genes, I am rite.
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
This might be the rudest thing you’ve ever posted here.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
and surprisingly, not ironically
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I'LL KILL YOU BI,TCH
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On Sunday, Sept. 12, the second Jog For Jill 5K event, sponsored by the Bonnie J. Addario Lung Cancer Foundation (BJALCF), will take place at Golden Gate Park at 4 p.m. The event is in honor of the late Jill Costello, a former coxswain on the California women’s crew who passed away from lung cancer on June 24. Cal student-athletes, staff, friends and family are encouraged to join “Team Jill.” Nearly all 27 Golden Bear teams will have representation at the event.
After being diagnosed with the disease on June 6, 2009, Costello remained an active member on the rowing team through the 2010 season, coxing the varsity 8+ to a Pac-10 Championship and a helping the Golden Bears finish second overall at the NCAA Championships. The 2010 Pac-10 Athlete of the Year, Costello graduated last May with a degree in political economy and was named to the Pac-10 All-Academic second team. She accomplished all of this while undergoing 22 chemotherapy sessions and 14 days of radiation treatments.
If you were at the game on Saturday, there was a really moving presentation.
Cal unveils National Championship Week stuff
The University of California officially kicked-off its 2010 National Championship Week with the unveiling of the National Championship Display Case and Highlight Video Tuesday, Sept. 7 in the Haas Pavilion Lobby. In attendance was Cal Director of Athletics Sandy Barbour, who made an introductory speech before the unveiling, plus David Durden, the 2010 NCAA Coach of the Year who led the Golden Bears to an national runner-up finish in men’s swimming and diving while directing three individual NCAA champions and four national champion relays, said a few words about his team’s success.
Ishino Wins Gold at Pan-American Championships
California gymnast Glen Ishino is now the proud owner of another gold medal after winning pommel horse at the 2010 Pan-American Championships. Ishino qualified for the individual event finals, the first of which were held Sept. 4, after doing well in the team finals, in which the Americans won gold as a team.
No. 19/18 Bears, Beach Square Off Sunday [Women’s Soccer]
Scoring 12 goals in one weekend may be difficult to repeat, but the No. 19/18 California women’s soccer team will look for its third win in as many games this weekend, welcoming Long Beach State on Sunday, Sept. 12. Cal is riding a two-game winning streak and an unbeaten streak of five, bolstered by a 4-1 win over Rice and 8-1 victory against Hawaii at last weekend’s Cal Invitational. In the game against the 49ers (4-1-1), the Golden Bears (3-0-2) meet a Big West Conference team for the second time this season after tying UC Irvine, 2-2, in double overtime on Aug. 22.
Women’s Basketball is Charitable
The team chose to make the UCSF Foundation and their research efforts on ARVD the beneficiary on behalf of Golden Bear Tierra Rogers. Rogers was diagnosed with Arrhythmogenic Right Ventricular Dysplasia (ARVD) in September of last year. ARVD is a genetic disease in which the muscle tissue in the lower-right chamber of the heart (right ventricle) degenerates and is replaced by fat. As a result, patients can develop dangerous abnormal heart rhythms (arrhythmias) or even go into cardiac arrest, particularly when under physical or emotional stress. Studies have shown that ARVD is a significant cause of sudden death among young athletes. Heart Rhythm Disorders are the cause of nearly 500,000 deaths a year in the United States. There is still so much to learn about these disorders. UCSF has implemented a program called Comprehensive Genetic Arrhythmia Program (CGAP). According to UCSF, “the mission of this program is to study and treat inherited Heart Rhythm Disorders. Through its research, CGAP aims to provide a leadership role in the process of understanding existing genetic causes of cardiac arrhythmias, identifying new candidate genes and applying this knowledge to improving patient care”.
A’s stage comeback, grab series from Mariners
If you judged Gio and the A’s based on the first two innings of tonight’s game, it’s a wonder you made it to the third. Russell Branyan greeted Gio with a 2-run bomb in the first inning, and after the A’s went down 1, 2, 3 in their first chance, it looked to be a long night for the fans and a short night for Gio. The second inning was torture; after Tuiasosopo homered to increase Seattle’s lead to 3-0, the Mariners would collect a hit-by-pitch, a single, a wild pitch and a walk to load the bases for Branyan again. Luckily, he would fly out to end the inning, at least giving the A’s a chance to come back.
And then something funny happened.
by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Great game.
….against a crappy team.
Let’s go Oakland, beat the Red Sux!
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Gio … getting it together after a bad inning? Not having a meltdown? WOOT! He’s so close to being an elite pitcher …
Cereal.
This has been a huge year for Gio’s career progression.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Giants lose, fall to 2 back of SD
Just like the old saying goes: when your only run comes on a Freddy Sanchez home run, your only run comes on a Freddy Sanchez home run. Woof. Keep sending those good, young pitchers into our division, you White Sox jackasses.
That was a 2009 loss, packed in dry ice and mailed to us here in the future. Let us never speak of it again after tonight.
A close game broke open thanks to a series of misplays in the sixth inning, leading to a 4-0 Dodger loss and a Padres’ sweep. Cory Luebke became the fourth pitcher to get his first major league win against the Dodgers this season, joining Mike Leake, Luis Atilano, and Felix Doubront.
The Dodgers are playing so badly that they couldn’t even properly execute a major league debut. Down 4-0 in the eighth inning, John Lindsey came to bat with two runners on base and one out to face the left-handed Joe Thatcher. After 16 years in the minors, this was Lindsey’s major league debut. However, the Padres brought in the righty, Luke Gregerson, and just like that Lindsey was pulled back, in favor of Andre Ethier.
by boomtho on Sep 8, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
More importantly, Padres WIN, Giants LOSE! A true giants fan would have wanted the Dodgers to win last night.
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
is it a joke when it’s not funny anymore?
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
banker, like your banking brethren, your reading comprehension skills need some work.
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
or irreverent?
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
KEENAN ALLEN
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
you felt dirty typing that. Admit it
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
jk i totally want to see alabama or florida or lsu play again that’s so entertaining SEC SEC SEC SEC
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I’m just tired of seeing the same teams in the title game over and over again.
When was the last time a team that had no national titles played for one?
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That’s a good question, I don’t know, but now I’m curious.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Point being, it’s nice to see the “Cinderella” team from time to time. It’s why it was fun to watch Butler almost take down Duke.
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is boise state a cinderella anymore? That’s kind of like calling Gonzaga a cinderella in hoops.
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The difference being that Butler won their way through a tournament, Boise, theoretically would be running the:
Virginia Tech
@Wyoming
Oregon State
@New Mexico State
Toledo
San Jose State
Louisiana Tech
Hawaii
@Idaho
Fresno State
@Nevada
Utah St
gauntlet. How many teams would go undefeated against that schedule? 30? 40? More?
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That’s true. Boise State should have to go through the December Delerium college football tournament playoff system….
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Yeah, so hence we need a playoff.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
players don’t want it, it would just be for the fans.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
He actually just asked Wertenberger. He felt the sample was big enough.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5452896
Well, it’s a little more nuanced than they don’t want it. On a general level there is support for playoffs.
However, throw in the caveat there is a 16 team playoff and no bowls, then they aren’t in favor of it as much anymore.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Wow..
players don’t want it, it would just be for the fans.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
College football poll: Players want playoff over BCS
Your own link directly contradicted you!
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yeah, I was recalling a previous report I heard. But there is some validity to this stat to back up the original claim (and probably the interpretation of the story I remembered, which was probably Starkey rambling during a game…)
Question: Would you rather have an FCS-style, 16-team playoff (no bowls) or the current system?
Overall
135 FBS players
FCS: 29.6%
Current system: 70.4%
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Ah. Yes, the “no bowls” part is a huge kicker.
It’s like asking “would you like $5 and no alcohol for the rest of your life?” then quoting that people don’t want $5.
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but if you have the playoff, why have the other bowls?
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Same reason why you have the BCS title game but have other bowls. The demand for college football does not diminish.
There is this propagating fallacy that if there’s a playoff, no one will pay attention to the other bowls. I don’t believe this is true.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
here’s a playoff!!! and some exhibitions for the rest of you middling teams….
meh.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
some exhibitions for the rest of you middling teams….
That’s what we have right now…
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, tell that to Oregon and Virginia Tech and Oklahoma and…
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a pretty weak Boise State team coached by Dan Hawkins.
Not a Kellen Moore-QB’d team coached by Chris Petersen.
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I know. As much as I dislike Boise, they’ve always shown up. Plus, they put a lot of the 2- & 3-star West Coast recruits on display.
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Buffs fans preview the game (with stats!)
So, yes, Cal played FCS UC-Davis last week so these stats are very much skewed. Another reason for the skewed offensive numbers: Colorado ran only 60 plays from scrimmage against CSU. On the flip side, California snapped the ball 75 times. Consider that when evaluating the offensive numbers. It will be interesting the see if CU speeds things up this week against Cal or if they prefer not to get into a play for play shootout with the Bears on the road.
A few things stick out that I always like to see the Buffs make some progress on: tackles for loss, sacks and turnover margin. Colorado’s 8 tackles for loss last weekend against Colorado State was impressive. Even more eye opening was holding the Rams to 49 yards rushing when clearly that was supposed to be a strength of the team. Reading the great Cal site on SBNation.com, California Golden Blogs, they are slightly concerned about the offensive and defensive lines. For one, they feel the Bears should have sacked UC-Davis more than two times and second, they believe their running game with RB Shane Vereen should have had more big plays against an inferior opponent.
I camped out for a Wii
with one of my TH roommates outside of the Telly Gamestop starting at 11 the night before they came in. they finally came in at 10 the next morning, and by that time we had accrued a line of about thirty dudes (conspicuous lack of ladies) from the units (i presume) behind us. We bought one each, taking two of the three that were delivered that week. We went back to TH and set one up and played for five days straight. I put mine on craigslist and sold it a half hour later to two guys who drove from SF to buy it from me for $400 (i paid $200 for it). it was my most successful campout to date, not counting the summer-long campouts at the lair.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
I camped out nearly every other day for 2 and a half weeks straight. Even my Dad camped out one night but no luck. Then randomly when my Dad went to get a brithday gift for a family friend’s 2 year old at Toys R Us he asked them about the Wii and they had it in stock!
In other words, Go Bears!
Really? You have to camp out to sign up for IM sports? Wow, budget cuts are hitting Cal really hard!
In terms of needing to purchase something, I’ve camped out for Cal basketball season tickets – which was pretty awesome. Todd Bozeman brought out like 40 pizzas for the line. Jason Kidd, Lamond, Al Grigsby, Randy Duck, Monty Buckley and Anwar McQueen all came out to say hi.
I’ve also camped out for front row seats at Harmon – Cal vs. Arizona (Reggie Geary, Damon Stoudamire, Khalid Reeves)
We’ve always had to camp out since I’ve been here (3 years). But really, it’s a way better system than doing a lottery or going off priority. If you want it bad enough, you’ll find away.
Hmm, I never had to do either. We just signed up and got placed in a league. Sometimes they’d have to open a third B-level basketball league or something.
Haha, now it’s a little illogical. My freshman year they got rid of A, so it was B and C. Last year, they added a D without playoffs. So, now instead of ABC, it’s BCD.
A games were actually higher level than my high school basketball league. A lot of dunking, 6’4" guys. My team always made the B playoffs and would always lose in the first round, except one year my friend caught fire in the playoffs and scored 30 points a game for 4 games until we lost in the finals. He’d never scored more than 30 points in any game before in his life, before or since.
my game then was to take care of hte ball, distribute, defend and distribute. Then distribute again.
Now, I shoot deep 3 pointers and distribute. Somewhere along the way, take care of the ball and defend got left by the wayside, but I added a super streaky 3 point shot that is accurate out to 26’
Camping out is a tradition for IM sports. My roommate got in line at 3:30 am, and barely got a spot in 2003, but that was prior to the underhill sports field, the number of IM leagues was dramatically less then, at least for soccer.
I think this is really odd, especially with online stuff.
Maybe this could be a good DBD: “Cal when I was there”
Boomtho probably relies his power dunk game until his fingers recover.
Very odd…I never had to camp out for IM sports, either. But then, I’m pretty close to the same vintage as LP.
I camped out for Cal bball tickets. And, I did the running of the bulls/mass hysteria/mini-riot race for bball tickets where they announced the “secret location” at 6am…Everyone was on campus and started running in the dark when Bozeman announced on the radio that tix were on sale at Edwards Track and Field stadium. I remember bodies flying everywhere…flipping over fences, running into poles, people getting trampled. But, I got my tickets. :)
Old Toothwrangler
Camp out for IM sports? WTF?
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought hte camping out was to be placed in your preferred league, i.e., B-league on Thursday nights or whatever? I don’t remember having to camp out just to play IMs at all.
If you just stroll by at 8 am or whatever, all the leagues will be full. You can probably get there around midnight if you have absolutely no preference for what league or night you play. We only want to play B-league, and there’s only one night that works for our team, so we had to bite the bullet and wait.
So if I want to play, I’ll have to be there at midnight this Sunday night?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I miss food from the US of A so badly!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Sure they have Denny’s. But they are NOT like the ones the US.
Japanese do however, have KFC, Burger King, McDonalds and Starbucks which are almost identical to their US counterparts. That leaves you with fast food choices and that’s what we have become known for. Sadly.
I’ve eaten at the Japanese Denny’s. You can get the club sandwich or the club sandwich.
I’m actually slightly obsessed with Japanese fast food. I love Coco Curry and MOS Burger and Yoshinoya (so much better than the ones in the US)
I agree on all counts
I love Japanese fast food. I have yet to try MOS Burger but I like Yoshinoya and Coco Curry. No Dennying (get it?) though that the experience is not like the US. I think that’s a good thing but, if you are homesick, it ain’t gonna help.
My fantasy baseball league has a message board where for the past 12 years the major topic of discussion has been, I kid you not, the Spicy MOS cheeseburger.
Let me guess. The discussion goes something like this.
Person 1: MOS Baaga ha suki desu.
Person 2: Chigau. MOS Baaga ha dai suki desu yo!
Person 1: Baka!
Person 2: Urusai!
It’s in English though – most of my league are graduates of the UCSD Pacific Rim Management program, so they’ve all been to Japan/Taiwan (MOS BURGER)
I’m a fan of MOS Burger – there was one two minutes from my dorm in Taipei when I was there for six weeks a few years ago. That was convenient, even though I probably shouldn’t have gotten the Teriyaki Chicken burger for breakfast every morning.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
Kyoto…I’ve seen plenty of McDonalds, circle K, 7-11, and AM/PM stores.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I think there was a discussion in a DBD this summer comparing five guys burgers to in’n’out. I just had a 5 guys burger the other day and I have to say I thought it was a little better.
sec119 for the Nobel Peace Prize!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Bringing together people from Israel and Palestine aint shit compared to covereing the Five Guys-InNOut divide
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Go to America Town!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
This.
I thought Europe would have good food too….
Switzerland is over priced for decent food and Portugal was well-priced for sub-par food…. Thank goodness we are staying with the GF’s family in Switzerland and her mom combined with my GF are cooking extraordinaires!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I just came back from my shift camping out for IM bball
stayed from 10-3…now two others are staying from 3-7 (when sign ups start).
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HAPPY TURD TO EVERYONE!!!!
Don’t you all realize what today is? It is TURD*! Great TURD to you all! Enjoy this TURD, you deserve it. Never forget the TURD!!! TURD is extremely important to all Cal athletics.
*Treesitters Untethered and Removed Day
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 6:33 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
That FoxNews link blamed Obama for the removal of the tree-sitters, I bet.
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But I’m sure they did it in a fair and balanced way.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
It appears in my google calendar as "Extraction Day"

Never forget.
by royb on Sep 9, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
May you have a great and enjoyable TURD/Extraction Day, royb!
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
_

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love arborists!
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I can only imagine what’s in that bucket:
Poop.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
the unused condom that Dumpster Muffin should have used so she didn’t get pragnant
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I protest the fact that those hippies chopped down a tree to make that guitar!
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic TURD indeed!
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
motherufcking rec’d
CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Best summary of this momentous day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wNYK7Dlzg
Props to danzig, as always.
Our dearly departed.
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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
RIP danzig, never forget
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller Week 2 Predictions
California 30, Colorado 21: Colorado looks like a much improved team from 2009, but the Bears should be able to prevail at home. Wonder how Act II of Cal wide receiver Keenan Allen’s freshman year will go?
Nate Davis is back with the Niners
So much for Jason Whitlock and so much for my analysis of Nate Davis. He made it through waivers and was signed to the practice squad. The NFL community obviously agrees with the 49ers that Davis is not a desired player and maybe there are real questions as to his ability to learn an NFL offense. Nevertheless, this is good news for the 49ers, even though another team can swoop down and take Davis at any time and add him to their active roster. Whitlock, the Fox Sports columnist, predicted Davis would get claimed.
Jarrett Brown, former QB of WVU, was waived to make room.
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Honestly, 49ers’ fans preoccupation with their third quarterback is both endearing and pathetic.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
Honestly, Eagles’ fans preoccupation with trashing their QB who has taken them to one Super Bowl and multiple NFC championship games is both endearing and pathetic.
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This will almost surely identify me to someone.
But I’m a former “higher up” in intramurals, and while I loved 98% of it, I’m quite glad signups aren’t my problem anymore
At this point Brock’s fallen so far on the depth chart I’m not sure he would even be a higher up in intramurals either.
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If Brock Mansion wanted to work for Intramurals
I’m sure they could make him Student Director of Party Yachting
by 408 on Sep 9, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess 2 years off of commenting regularly does equal death
by 408 on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you need immediate medical help? We can bring in Olsonist to…..oh wait, ya, well, welcome back anyway!
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Posting about TURD also made me remember oaktownmario. Good times.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
The most camping out I've ever done...
Is to watch Matrix Reloaded on opening night. I think that was three hours in line.
To get me to camp out overnight would have to be for Super Bowl tickets or a date with Priyanka Chopra.
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The last time I stayed up all night was when I was working on defending against a hostile tender offer, and I had to work with the printers all night, then REPORT TO JURY DUTY AT 8 AM THAT MORNING because I do not want the terrorists to win.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t have to pretend to be a racist. Wait, what?
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Was the tender offer also juicy and succulent? Doesn’t sound that “hostile” to me.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
That tender offer kept me up all night, and I sure was exhausted the next day. Felt a little dirty too, but that’s part of the excitement.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That tender offer kept me up all night, and I sure was exhausted the next day. Felt a little dirty too, but that’s part of the excitement.
That entire comment is full of win.
by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A new wrinkle called “massive, scorched-earth litigation”.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
The world would go out of business without lawyers.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Going out of business is very complicated and expensive. Oh crap, we need lawyers again!
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Freida Pinto?
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Yeah, man, waiting three hours to watch the heavily-awaited sequel to one of the most groundbreaking movies of all time makes me such a nerd.
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Yes, it does, but I’m in the same category as you, but not for this movie. Empire Strikes Back, 4 hours IIRC.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
No, when it opened in 1980
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
by Cugel on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I hate to agree with him but he’s right.
CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d for agreeing with me….
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
the same movie you could have seen the next day without having to waste 3 hours of your life? I’m sure you know this, but the movie has the same ending the next day or any time you watch it. I am not a fan of waiting in line for any movie.
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish someone spoiled that movie for me so I didn’t have to waste my time on it.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
agent smith is neo’s father
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Sep 9, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah but you DVR Jersey Shore, which is worse, really.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
is that addressed to me? I don’t watch that crap.
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh, the movie was a letdown, but I could see why people would wait in line to see it at the time. Not every sequel is The Empire Strikes Back.
Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!
I must be the only person who actually liked the second and third installments. AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE! NO I WONT!
That’s okay…. but you did think the first one was better, right?
Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the second or third ones. I got turned off by the bad reviews and never bothered trying to make time to watch them.
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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have preferred the movie to have more Monica Bellucci and less of everything else.
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Scootie, I didn’t know you shared anything with Owen Marecic, very interesting.
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I was all set to camp out for Apollo 13, but I couldn’t find DVD’s of the first 12…..
/badjoke
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I’ve been waiting in line for History of the World Part 2 but they wont realse it! I’ve been in line 29 years!
it’s good to be the King.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
“We need a Miracle right now!
Neeeiiiiggghhhhhhhhhh!"
haha awesome, my favorite Mel Brooks movie behind Blazing Saddles.
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Daily Cal says something about a movie:
Zhang Yimou should’ve listened to Jean-Luc Godard’s dictum “All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.” Perhaps where Zhang goes wrong in “A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop,” his Chinese remake of the Coen brothers’ 1984 debut “Blood Simple,” is in the addition of a noodle shop to what is ostensibly a foolproof formula. While I’m loath to namedrop an artist as overtouted as that New Wave surfer par excellence, there’s a reason Godard omitted “noodle shop” in his polemic against conspicuously sensationalist cinema.
And that’s not to say there’s anything wrong with noodles. I love noodles. Really, I do. I’ll eat any noodle you put in front of me. But the danger in eating them at the titular shop in Geographically Ambiguous, China is that it happens to be owned by a balding cuckold and his nubile wife. Both seem to pose problems for anyone who steps foot in the shop. It ought to be burned down.
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And that’s not to say there’s anything wrong with noodles. I love noodles. Really, I do. I’ll eat any noodle you put in front of me. But the danger in eating them at the titular shop in Geographically Ambiguous, China is that it happens to be owned by a balding cuckold and his nubile wife. Both seem to pose problems for anyone who steps foot in the shop. It ought to be burned down.
I don’t understand the sentence out of context, but it very well could be some random post written by you.
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Daily cal looks at Buffs:
Now that last Saturday’s game against UC Davis is over and done with, it’s not worth much more than a scrimmage. The Cal football team simply got seven-touchdowns worth of practice reps – good preparation before playing an actual game this week against Colorado.
“Davis is a good FCS team, but in all honesty, they can’t compete with us on the football field �- as you saw,” quarterback Kevin Riley said. “The team is very aware for that. But it was good for everybody just to get out there, play a game and get the kinks out.”
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BOOM! PROPHET'D!
Mike Mohamed’s decleating tackle of a UC-Davis ball carrier came in at # 2 on sportsillustrated.com’s list of top 5 hits of week 1 in college football.
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Jogging For Jill:
Rigging boats at Lake Natoma in Gold River, Calif., captain Mary Jeghyrs and the Cal women’s crew team were warming up for an 8,000-meter practice run in preparation for the 2010 NCAA women’s rowing championships.
Jill Costello was a little late to practice. The senior coxswain, who had been diagnosed with Level IV lung cancer in June 2009, was arriving in Gold River after having CT scans read earlier that morning.
“We all knew that Jill had an important doctor’s visit that day and that she was going to come up late,” says Jeghyrs. “Before Jill got there, (coach Dave O’Neill) told us it wasn’t good news, and that we should make it great for her.”
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Berkeley streets to be repaved/
Berkeley residents and visitors could be traveling down smoother streets this fiscal year as sections of city roads – a large portion of which are in District 7, which encompasses the UC Berkeley campus – are scheduled to be repaved as part of the city’s street rehabilitation program.
The city’s Public Works Department met last week regarding the status of its 5-Year Street Rehabilitation Plan, which organizes and schedules all street repaving and construction to occur within the next five years. This year, $2.8 million has been allocated to the plan, of which $2.3 million is from the city’s general fund and $500,000 is from Measure B, which implements a half-cent sales tax to fund transportation in Alameda County.
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WTF? They’ve been repaving University for the last four months, same with Sacramento (the St, not the !), doing work on Ashby, Alcatraz …
Maybe the differentiator is if the source of funds is the federal stimulus fund vs city tax revenue? EIther way, ther’es plenty of road reconstruction going on right now.
University was definitely from ARRIA funds.
by OaktownAggie on Sep 9, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Daily Cal article on preparing set lists for live shows, WHAT/?!?!?
Performing musicians and concertgoers have different interests when it comes to the composition of a show’s setlist. It’s a maddening yet unavoidable truth. The artist, who’s been playing his or her latest album’s material to death over the last few months, wants desperately to play new stuff. But the fans, whose ears have still only recently been exposed to the artist’s latest opus, want to hear the familiar jams they’ve come to love.
Both parties’ preferences make the negotiation between these conflicting interests a tense affair. If the artist has to go through one more excruciating rendition of the single he’s been playing five times a day since the album dropped months ago, his very soul may be crushed. But fans still have every right to get pissy when they don’t hear the material that got them to shell out their hard-earned disposable income to come see this show in the first place. This conflict – the “Free Bird” dilemma if you will – puts fans and musicians at quite the impasse.
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It is a risk. I’ve been to see the Super Furry Animals (now disbanded, alas), who have pretty rabid fans, but their US label would screw up the release dates until like a day before the US tour started – which, if you have a pretty elaborate multi-media set, means you either go with blank faces, or throw away the set.
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Interesting, I recently read that Wire basically killed their career by always playing new (and unreleased) material at all of their shows. BTW I bought Fuzzy Logic recently ‘cause you were raving about them. Pretty good, but I’ve only listened twice.
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That’s the album I’m least familiar with – it didn’t grab me on the first couple of listens, and I hadn’t picked up on SFA until their third album. I should go back and take another listen or three.
Their last album, Dark Days / Light Years, was pretty uneven, but all of the rest of them have something to offer. I read that some people discounted Love Kraft but I think it holds up well to repeated listening.
Anyway, glad you got a good first impression.
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Buffzone discusses defense:
The contributions made by defensive tackles on the football field often go unnoticed or underappreciated. Colorado’s unheralded duo of Curtis Cunningham and Will Pericak seem to prefer it that way.
They were well on their way to a solid day stuffing the run and pressuring the passer last week in the season opener against Colorado State. Standard stuff that would earn them slaps on the back from teammates and coaches, but generally doesn’t make headlines.
Then Pericak had to go and block a field goal.
The big play earned the sophomore from Boulder High School the weekly award from coaches for special teams play and it also meant suffering through interviews.
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Wilner has Cal at 6 in his Pac10 rankings:
6. Cal (1-0)
Last week: N/A
Result: Beat UC Davis 52-3
Up next: vs. Colorado
Comment: Bears scheduled to visit Boulder next fall. If CU has joined the Pac-10, that becomes a league game and Cal has to scramble to find another non-conference opponent.
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I know that but he still placed them as if they were. So while Colorado wasnted “ranked”, he slotted them in front of Cal. Which I find mystifying.
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DID YOU SEE KEENAN ALLEN PLAY?? NO WAY THE BUFFS ARE BETTER THAN CAL
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No but I watched them 7 or 8 times last year. Decent QB, good RB, shit line. Decidely mediocre D. At least “Cody wants a pony” won’t play which is a positive for them.
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I heard some Big 12 pundit before the season saying that Colorado’s O-line would be vastly improved this year.
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The opinion was based on the fact that they had all of the O-line starters returning. I always take a fact like that with a grain of salt — that could be good (because they have experience and are improved) or it could be meh (because they’re just not good). Guess we’ll see which it is on Saturday.
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You know what, never mind
Colorado (1-0)
Last week: N/A
Result: Beat Colorado State [no score? – Rishi]
Up next: at Cal
Comment: Could the Buffs finally be showing signs of life under Dan Hawkins? We’ll know if they’re good/mediocre/sputtering this week — and the same could be said for Cal.
10. Washington State (0-1)
Last week: N/A
Result: Lost at Oklahoma 65-17
Up next: vs. Montana State
Comment: The most important game of the Wulff era. If the Cougars lose, collapse will surely follow — and so will his walking papers.
These two passages lead me to believe that Wilner is a little clueless.
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Conquest Chronicles upset that they only went to 2 Rose Bowls (winning both) with John David Booty:
Pete Carroll did something in 2006 that most people tend to forget. Something that probably cost USC a national championship. Something that prevented the Trojans from finishing the 2008 season undefeated despite its exceedingly stifling defense.
That was starting John David Booty over Mark Sanchez.
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I agreed with the first comment. Sanchez wasn’t going to lead a team to the NC just like how he’ll never win a super bowl. Throws way too many interceptions. Both the USC and Jets defenses saved him.
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I never thought Booty was that bad.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
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Same
He was an average quarterback.
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I think he had a better college career than Mark Sanchez, even if Sanchez is a better physical QB.
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I agree to some extent that he was bailed out by his defense – though in fairness, the offensive skill position guys he had to work with weren’t on the same level as Bush/White/Jarrett either. Seems to be a parallel to the Brock Berlin era at Miami, just with a much better defense.
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Sure, but Booty didn’t have Bush or White either.
I dunno, I guess I never bought into the Mark Sanchez hype.
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I think we’re in agreement here – I’m saying the JDB era was something of a disappointment, but it’s at least partially because he didn’t have the weapons that Leinart did.
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Ya, they only went to 2 Rose Bowls and only won them both
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Maybe I should clarify – something of a disappointment offensively? It’s hard to imagine any Leinart-era USC team being held to 9 points as they were by UCLA.
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Okay, I dug out the the articles. The first one was an overall look at the Pete Carroll era through about 80% of the 2009 games, the second was a look at the specific trends in production by feature backs.
Booty’s first season, in 2006, was a cliff-like drop off in offense, specifically in the running game. SC gained 3380 yards rushing, 4157 passing in 2005, and that dropped off to 1664 rushing and 3430 passing. Matters improved in 2007 and that largely correlated with the improvements to the running game.
The advantage that Sanchez had over Booty was that the 2008 defense was out of control. The 2006 – 2008 passing yards yielded were 2662, 2457, and 1747, and for rushing 1184, 1094, and 1136. More importantly, perhaps, points scored against SC 2006 – 2008 were 197, 208, and 117 respectively.
It’s easier to win games when the opposition’s offense is lying in a crumpled heap on the sidelines.
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Are you insulted for John David Booty or Gerald Ford?
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Gerald Ford was a bizarrely accidental fill-in for two years between “real” presidents? (I like Gerald Ford, BTW. He doesn’t get nearly enough credit for the job he did in a very, very difficult situation.)
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Oh you are too kind sometimes, I can’t hate on Gerald Ford, and he definitely is from a time when Republicans could work with Democrats, but I can’t think of one significant accomplishment from those two years.
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His significant accomplishment was stopping the country from spinning even further apart. By the time Nixon resigned in 1974, there had been a decade of violence, assassinations, war, and political instability, the like of which had not been seen since the Civil War. Gerald Ford calmed everybody down. I think that is more significant than people realize.
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Well, I guess so, but I’m not sure what he exactly did to achieve this calming influence. I think frankly, that with America out of Vietnam, and Nixon removed from office removed much of the reason for the social conflict in the first place, rather than anything GF did.
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In the sense that he made perfect fodder for Chevy Chase, I can not disagree. And maybe that’s what we needed.
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Wasn’t Gerald Ford the President who always hit spectators with golf balls due to his atrocious game?
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know that I agree with the whole thing, but I do think that the decision not to pull Booty (and his broken finger) for Sanchez cost USC the stanfurd game in 2007. As I recall, Booty was abysmal in that game, likely due in large part to his broken finger.
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He threw 4 interceptions in the furd game. Carroll never pulled him.
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You’re going to pull your senior QB, who has already been playing well last year and so far this year, because he threw four picks in a game?
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With the broken finger, yes. I think that they splinted it or something during the game. And he seemed wildly ineffective. (One of the INTs was a horrendous pick 6.)
If my recollection of the broken finger diagnosis (i.e., that it was determined during the game) is incorrect, then I stand corrected and I can see why you don’t pull him from the game. But it seemed strange to me to keep him in the game with the combination of the broken finger and ineffectiveness.
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The broken finger, I fully agree with, but that’s a pre-game misdiagnosis.
I’m not sure that pulling a QB from a game after one bad game when it’s still close is a good idea.
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Oh, I thought he broke the finger in the 1st half of the game itself.
Either way, my view on it wasn’t really pulling him for “one bad game” as much as it was pulling him because injury was clearly (IMO) affecting his performance negatively. And as it turned out, Booty went on to miss the next couple of games, maybe more, because of the injury. When Booty was healthy enough to return, it was his job to have back, unless Sanchez had done something really spectacular (which he didn’t, IIRC).
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Right. I can agree with you here.
I just don’t agree with the blanket “pull him because he threw four picks in one game” sentiment.
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Ohio Bear is right and you are wrong. Booty broke his finger is in the game and the coaches failed to get him out of the game in time.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
So what you’re saying, DC, is that Pete Carroll did nothing.
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by CalBear81 on Sep 9, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Love DJ Gallo
sportspickle
Tonight’s NFL pregame features Dave Matthews and Taylor Swift. 30yr-old stoner and pre-teen girl markets … SECURED!!!
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13 Fans at Every College Football Game
#4 — The Lonely Alumnus
He’s 39 years old, balding, and sporting pleated Dockers. He buys a single season ticket on the 50-yard line in the lower level but usually ends up sitting in the student section because "that’s where the girls are, man." He’ll awkwardly try to high-five anyone near him during the game, and after the final horn he’ll head over to his old frat house to look for a game of beer pong, leading scores of students to ask, "Who the hell is that creepy old guy?"
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I could see Twist as this guy once his wife smartens up and leaves him for a 22 y.o. surfer.
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Dude, Rishi is the one who still sits in the student section!
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The YA section does have the advantage of being more mellow so you can actually pay attention to the game.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I’m Rishi. I like shouting and getting all riled up and throwing people for crowd surfing and yelling chants and jumping.
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I salute you for knowing what you want in your life.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
There’s only a short window of opportunity available to be young and immature and be able to get away with it.
My window is rapidly closing.
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or you could move to Vegas….
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
So then did I see you or your doppelganger there on Saturday?
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Thats the young alum section. Also, that was my doppleganger. I was sitting in section B, because I heard carp is in Japan and his wife is on the prowl.
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metal benches = student section.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
In the section where the band is to the north is the student section. Also, I honestly cannot remember what benches we are on, but I feel like they are wood. Odd how I can’t bring that info up considering I’ve been tehre so many times. This is what happens when you get old.
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We had our illicit rendezvous in sec R, Q/QQ are the YA sections.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Sec R is Young Alum, too, you ever seen the make up of people there?
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Not according to the seating chart!!!
But yeah, there is a mixing of the crowds there. It’s very brackish.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
PS There was nothing illicit about our rendezvous. Also, I was in Sec QQ when I saw you and we had our illicit rendezvous at the top of the stairs going into R/QQ in front of a cheering, jubilant crowd.
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I haven’t been in the student section since 1980. This year, in fact, marks my 30th anniversary of not being in the student section. What are you going to buy me?
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KEENAN ALLEN
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Heisman 2010!
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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m also happy I started a new meme.
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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Heisman 1899!
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
but will it give beyond 3 years? That is the question!
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite
#3 — The Guy Who Bet His Allowance on the Game
This kid’s parents gave him $2500 for his expenses this semester, and he was planning on saving it. Then he saw the first half line for this game was State (-3). Come on, that’s easy money. Or it was easy money, at least. Now State’s trailing by six with a minute left in the second quarter, and he’s wondering if he should parlay Tech with the over for the second half to recoup his losses. And if that doesn’t work? He’s pretty sure he can fend off his bookie long enough to transfer back home to community college under an assumed name.
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Sacramento!
This incident did NOT involve Shantay Legans in any way.
Sacramento County authorities say Los Angeles Lakers guard Matt Barnes has been arrested on suspicion of domestic violence.
Sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. Tim Curran says deputies arrested Barnes after responding to what was termed an incomplete 911 call from a home around 4:16 p.m. Wednesday.
Deputies say both Barnes and the woman had visible injuries, but took Barnes into custody after determining he had been the primary aggressor.
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Uh oh
Punting is…dangerous? For the Huskies:
Washington’s senior punter Will Mahan, who averaged 40.6 yards last year, suffered a knee injury in practice Tuesday and will be out for the season.
Mahan tore both his ACL and MCL when his knee got rolled during a drill.
The punting job now falls to walk-on Kiel Rasp, a 6-foot-3, 215-pound junior who has never punted in a game.
“He’s got a great leg. He’s been terrific all training camp,” coach Steve Sarkisian told the Seattle Times. “The key is, you’ve just got to go into a game and catch the ball and punt it, which he hasn’t had to do. Sooner or later, we all have to experience (performing under pressure). He’s given us all the confidence he can do that.”
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CPR Re-certification training…Whee! Need to be properly updated so that I can provide the .4% chance of life should the sh!t hit the fan. Just call 9-1-1, folks.
(And no, there aren’t any hawt nurses to practice mouth to mouth. Sickos.)
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You need CPR training as an orthodontist? What?
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Pretty much anyone in health care needs to be CPR certified. My optometrist wife has the same obligation.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Do people routinely need CPR while sitting there getting their teeth or eyes examined? I’m not sure how necessary that really should be. Though I guess it doesn’t hurt.
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Hell, we had a scare this summer when my mom had an allergic reaction to a cortisone shot. Yeah, the ER was a bit baffled — “It’s an allergic reaction! How?”
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You mean, they decide to just suck it up and deal with the pain?
by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Local anesthesia typically includes epinephrine. Sometimes, people get heart palpitations or worse. In rare cases, you can accidentally “bulls-eye” the nerve, and that can result in a stronger than expected reaction.
And yes, you’re a weird, twisted, dude.
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I don’t know what made me such a grammar nazi, but at this point I can’t even help myself.
by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
‘Cuz really, I’m just a dentist. (or so I keep hearing)
We’re pretty darn low-risk because we don’t use any local anesthesia.
General dentists or specialists who perform surgeries need to be ready just in case someone has a bad reaction.
But, the license is the same for all of us as is the renewal requirements.
It’s a good class – I don’t mind the refresher, especially w/ two kids now.
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CARP CZAR!!
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/us-names-asian-carp-czar.html
The White House has tapped a former leader of the Indiana Department of Natural Resources and the Indiana Wildlife Federation as the Asian carp czar to oversee the federal response to keeping the invasive species out of the Great Lakes.
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by turkey on Sep 9, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Ever wanted to eat a sandwich, but it was too inconvenient?
Here’s a solution! The Candwich! That’s right, kids, it’s a sandwich in a can!

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Wasn’t the founder of the company involved in a bunch of huge scams or something?
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Yes. He was being “sued by the SEC for allegedly taking money he had promised would be used to invest in real-estate, and instead investing in oddball business ideas such as a sandwich in a can.”
(as per link above)
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How are suppose to warm the chicken if there isn’t a microwave near by?
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Tennessee working on shower etiquette
• Tennessee coach has the most bizarre coach quote of the week:
“We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I’ve ever been around. So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I’m hoping we show some improvement in that.”
This was in regards to a staph infection for UT defensive tackle Minor Bowens among others, which prompted an impromptu lesson on cleanliness for the Vols on Tuesday, and despite the laughter Dooley produced after practice Wednesday, it wasn’t all a joking matter, as noted in the link above.
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lather, rinse, repeat
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Always repeat.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
The most memorable campout experience I had was the time I waited in a BN parking lot in San Jose all night and all the next day for Bill Clinton’s autograph. It was worth every second.
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SIMMONS PICKS
Are up. It’s all good. I can’t find a specific passage to quote, it’s all worthy of reading. Except for where he picks the Eagles to drop off by four or more wins.
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I literally lol'd at this
(Important note: You might be worried that, within 10 years, the terms “creepers” and “grenades” will be obsolete. My response: Did you ever think viewers for “The Jersey Shore” would approach 6 million people? Did you ever think The Situation would earn a reported $5 million per year and get picked for “Dancing With The Stars”? Did you ever think Sammi versus J-Woww would be America’s single most anticipated fight since De La Hoya-Mayweather three years ago? I think this show will have legs. I fully expect California governor-elect Michael Sorrentino to raise my property taxes in 2018. Just wait. It’s going to be a situation.)
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Happy birthday, California!
Yes, on this date in 1850, California was admitted to the union, which makes this state, of which our favorite college is the flagship university, 160 years old today.
So, yay, California. Here’s to many more.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
by katster on Sep 9, 2010 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
This used to be a holiday when I was in school. That meant the school year started out with two four day weeks. That was a good thing.
Locomotive Kangaroo Lol
That would have been awesome. Heck, about halfway through school, we lost Columbus Day as a regular holiday. :(
(And when I was at Cal, we didn’t get Veterans Day as a holiday and Thanksgiving was a two day Thursday/Friday thing, making Berkeley have the dubious honor of the longest uninterrupted span of instruction at any college in the country…)
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
Columbus Day
You mean “Indigenous Peoples Day”, no?
p.s. my city has a national day, but is there a “Sacramento! Day”? Hell no.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Eff if I know. I live and work in Columbus.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
“Sacramento is the oldest incorporated city in California, incorporated on February 27, 1850.”
So that’s when it would be, if there were a real holiday.
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the salad dressing guy? he led the dudes picking the romaine for the salad, right?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
I KILL U BI;TCH!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
They had taxpayer-funded cake at the capitol, but I missed it :(
by atomsareenough on Sep 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it's in another thread and I love attention:

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Also, last night I had a Five Guys burger. In n Out is still better. All is right with the world.
/Twitter.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 9:57 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Five Guys was better in that realm. But my meal was also altogether about 25% more expensive.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to disagree.I think In ‘N Out Fries are pretty good. I didn’t think Five Guys’ fries were anything special.
again, Five Guys is an EAST COAST burger chain. Therefore, it sucks.
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont you have to say ONE positive thing at some point ever to be the OfficialSunshinePumper? You seem more unofficial
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Dang, EVERYONE is going to the Five Guys in Fremont. Who knew the Bay Area was starved for more burgers?
Not to be all Aardvark is not a rodent, but I went to the new one in SJ.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, jesus christ, why you gotta be so you never saw a condor at all. Show some fucking respect!
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Yes.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Uncle Ted's Week 2 Rumblings
5. Cal’s Kevin Riley completes 60 percent of his passes: Riley owns a career 54 percent completion rate. Accuracy has long been his bugaboo. Of course, he also hasn’t benefited from great receivers during his tenure. Last weekend, he completed 70 percent — 14 of 20 — of his throws, though it’s worth noting that UC Davis is an FCS team. What was most notable, however, were the impressive performances by his receivers, particularly true freshman Keenan Allen. There was a reasonable theory in the preseason that Riley would breakthrough as a senior, because that’s when the light goes on for many QBs. It will be a lot easier with a dangerous group of playmakers at receiver, guys who can go and get the ball — even when it’s not perfectly thrown — and boost a completion percentage. Colorado is strong at cornerback, so it will offer a good test as to whether Riley and his receivers are truly in sync and ready for Pac-10 play.
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/12728/page/watch/what-to-watch-in-the-pac-10-week-2
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It’s what bugs do when watching Nate Longshore play.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Keith Law - still pumping sunshine for Matt Wieters
Dan (Des Moines)
Klaw who would you rather have for their career Posey or Wieters?
Klaw (1:02 PM)
As much as I love Posey, I’m sticking with Wieters.
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/facepalm
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May I offer you a glass of sunshine?
by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Harry Potter!
Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!
by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yay! Rec’d!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rec’d you for reccing me!
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by MR.F. on Sep 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Twas on the phone with a (female) attorney today regarding the transfer of some property and she said kept arguing transferring it stating that we shouldn’t just “jerk it in quickly.” I believe she once stated we shouldn’t jerk it off and jerk it out. There was a lot of jerking going on in her half of the converastion.
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How many TWSSs did you use?
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexis! What if I said “I was on the phone with a (Jew) attorney today…” ???? Not so great now, is it, Mr. Misogynist?
p.s. did you tell her you were totally getting a boner due to her dirty talk?
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
a rec ookie on the cookie
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
twitter time
We had a morale event at work yesterday. We went golfing (18 hole). This was my first time ever golfing and I really enjoyed it. I sucked at first but by the end I was decent enough that my shot was taken (we were playing as teams of four and we’d play off of the best shot). However I had more fun driving the golf cart around.
In other words, Go Bears!
This is the start of a VERY expensive hobby for you…
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Who knew driving golf carts around was so expensive!
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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
royrules could be the beer girl!
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
“I only do it socially, man”
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May I offer you a glass of sunshine?
by Thoroughbred on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
“Its not an addiction until you’re out of college”
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
“Of course I’ll respect you in the morning. BOOM! ASSASSINATED!”
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you?
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t heard that one, but I would have used in college if I had.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
We usually used it in conjunction with alcoholism but it translates well.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
The closest I’ve come to camping out for something was probably a Green Day concert in San Jose last summer. My friends and I had floor tickets, so we had to wait in line for hours to get a good spot close to the stage.
I also waited for a long time in the very, VERY early morning when College Gameday came to Cal for basketball.
I've been Honked...
Jesus, you sound like Mrs FS and Little Miss FS. They went to Dallas for the Green Day show a couple of weeks ago and got there 7 hours early so they could get in early. Never mind the 103 degree heat.
This after seeing Green Day in June when we were in Ireland.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck an A, barely. Nothing like 15 inches of rain over a 2 day period. Thanks for asking.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I thought it was like 6 inches, and that’s a lot; 15? That’s crazy.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
OUR HEART!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Portions of North Austin and Williamson county got 15+ inches, down where I am in South Austin it was around 10 inches. It was weird, if you lived within 10 miles of I-35, you got doused, if you were father away, you got like 3 or 4 inches tops. I-35 splits the hill country from the coastal plain in Austin so maybe that explains it.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
That I’m still alive and my house wasn’t swept away?
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m stunned you wrote “Fuck an A” rather than “fuckin’ a”, myself.
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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Point of emphasis, my man. Or you can blame the UT education if you want to hate on Mack Brown some…
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Still your tongue, swine! How dare you suggest that I would EVER stop drinking
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
never had on those actually
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
one of…ahem
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE F**** HOW THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
WHY ELSE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN AUSTIN THEN?! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE GO LEAVE WORK RIGHT NOW AND HAVE ONE
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He can’t leave work, he’s too important/critical and nothing would get done, etc.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I meant, please leave work for two whole weeks to drink. No one will notice the difference and any shmuck in the office can do your job and everything will get done without you.
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I’d rather drink than try to figure out why we bought servers in the US and then tried shipping them to frickin’ China. Yeah, Chinese customs luvvvvvvved that
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t look at me dude, I’m just trying to clean up the mess.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m getting plenty drunk this weekend. My college cronies are arriving in town tomorrow with wives in tow to keep us out of jail
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
My college cronies are arriving in town tomorrow with wives in tow tokeepbail us out of jail
Fixed.
There are 6 of us altogether, all very intelligent dudes (at least we like to think so anyway). We joke that when we’re away from each other, we’re normal but with each additional member of our crew in the room, our collective IQ drops 10 points. With all 6 of us together, that 50 point drop reduces us to drooling, grabbing our crotches and laughing uproariously everytime someone makes a “fart” reference.
I’m just sad the Black Mamba is dead and gone. Alledgedly.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time we were all together (low key bachelor party), we procured an enormous curved black vibrator complete with veins and balls. It was soon christened “The Black Mamba” and was the subject of considerable hilarity throughout the weekend. The high point was when some dudes from a nearby condo crashed our party at about 1am and I discovered that you should always take the under when asking “Over/under 5 minutes for unwanted guests to clear out after unveiling The Black Mamba?”.
Truly, the look of fear in their eyes when I whipped it out ranks as one of the highlights of my past 10 years. They couldn’t escape fast enough.
Anyway, we hid it in the soon to be groom’s bag as a present for his bride to be but sadly, ex-sorority girls from LSU don’t appreciate Mambas like they should.
Alledgedly.
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Which Ohio Wonder Twin is this?
JP (Columbus, OH)
Why do folks always resort to the “flipping burgers” line? You’re insulting a fair number of people by insinuating that individuals who commit heinous acts don’t “deserve” to make a comfortable living, but what they DO deserve is to go work at a fast food restaurant.
Klaw (2:16 PM)
I like a good burger. How about “flipping burgers at Checkers?”
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Not, me, that’s for sure
[folds taco]
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
overhyped. I hope I’m wrong, but dude, it was UC Davis.
by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 9, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, in no fucking way are you allowed to call yourself sunshine pumper
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Motion To Ban TheOfficialSunshinePumper and force that person to get a new handle
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by TwistNHook on Sep 9, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is SushinePumper available?
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by yellow fever on Sep 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll release my claim on SunshinePooper if it will help.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
I believe no one is using 33SwisherSweet right now.
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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
There has definitely been a significant marine layer over TOSP for the past few days. Let’s hope the period of low pressure ends soon and we can return to the delightful initial Indian summer weather pattern.
“return to”?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Want Lucky Charms.... without the oats?!
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So apparently there’s a site called cerealmarshmallows.com where you can purchase just the colorful, semi-crunchy cereal marshmallow bits (marbits!)—no oat-based pieces involved. Sign you up? Or are your teeth in pain just thinking about it? [via Reddit]
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When I was a kid, I’d first eat all the oat things, carefully avoiding the marshmallows. Then I’d eat the marshmallows at the end by the mouth full. Good times.
Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!
I did too!
I believe this taught us a valuable experience about not indulging in instant gratification.
Except for those kids who were so spoiled that their parents had extra boxes ready to servce once the marshmallows were gone.
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Oh! Did anyone else eat their Kit-Kats by eating the chocolate layer first and then slowly eating the de-chocolated wafers one layer at a time?
….Anyone… hello?
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Yay! I missed the last couple DBDs. Did you share any Vegas stories, grenade, landmine or otherwise?
PS- what songs are they playing on loop these days?
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Only a little.
On loop now (other than the Dynamites, I Like It’s etc):
Letting Go (Dutty Love) – Sean Kingston
Just a Dream – Nelly
Fed Up – DJ Khaled
Take It Off – Ke$ha
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I get Take It Off and Fed Up (anything with Usher is pretty hot). But Just a Dream seems too slow. Is it a remix?
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
I have NWA’s Straight Out of Compton on repeat in my car. I don’t know why I keep getting into shoot outs with the police.
Poser. If you were legit you woulda said:
I gots NWA’s Straight Outta Compton on lock in my ride (or my whip whatever you prefer). Dont know why the po po’s be all up on my ass all day all night.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Did you just ask if anyone else is a bunny?
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm… a bunny? not sure i get it.
Also, Happy Birthday!!! Did you have a blast yday?
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Thanks. As far as a Wednesday at work went, it was ok. The weekend golf trip before was better.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
When women PMS our pituitary glands excrete a hormone called solitonin, which is dangerous at very high levels and causes women to act emotinally and irrationally. Back in caveman days, the process of gathering nuts and berries and oddly enough being beaten over the head and dragged back to the caves had the effect of lowering solitonin levels in the bloodstream. Since (unfortunately) women have servants do their gathering and men now go to jail for beating their wives, we women, sadly, have had very limited options for lowering our solitonin levels. Until a gynecologist Dr. Benjamin Hershey invented chocolate, that is. It turns out chocolate decreases solitonin levels, so women tend to crave chocolate during a once a month period that coincides with their.. er.. period.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
women to act emotinally and irrationally
This only happens once a month?
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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
True, with Cal football head coaches it happens almost never.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wikipedia has no article on this “solitonin”!!!!
Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!
I bet Mr. F doesn’t even believe in a woman’s agency
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I don’t do that, although I do to this day want to kill anyone who doesn’t break them apart and bites across multiple fingers.
I always had to peel all the chocolate coating off of a Ho-Ho, though, and then unroll the Ho-Ho and eat it as a single layer.
WHO DOES THAT? Um, I’ve never seeen ANYONE eat across the multiple fingers. I am not being funny right now. That sounds literally RETARDED.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Rejoice, for your OCD is not alone.
/carefully makes sure that all kitkat fingers are the same length
Old Toothwrangler
Imagine my horror when the chocolate doesn’t break cleanly and the edges are uneven.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Oh yeah, and it takes a little bit of the next finger’s chocolate? So disturbing. All these things are the reason why I tend to stick with Reese’s PB Cups (or Twix, if I really must have a cookie crunch).
I thought you might understand. I avoid the Reese’ PB cups for obvious cultural reasons. As for Twix, there’s a real risk hereabouts during the summer that careless handling in the delivery process has resulted in the Twix melting and then solidifying, which makes for a very sub-par experience indeed.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I avoid the Reese’ PB cups for obvious cultural reasons
Anti peanut butter? Or is there another reason … ?
Anti-peanut butter.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I long ago decided that candy just wasn’t worth all the aggravation. So now, whenever I crave chocolate or the equivalent, I just pound a martini.
Crisis averted.
Old Toothwrangler
Not entirely appropriate for the office, alas. Well, not my office.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I don’t know about you, but my world is all topsy turvy. If a government stooge can’t get lit up on the job, the terrorists are winning!!!
Old Toothwrangler
It’s a sad sad world we live in, that’s all I have to say on the subject.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Does a box come with a shot of insulin?
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we know how season tickets are going to work at Pac-Bell?
Are they going to give priority to those who already have them?
yup, current season ticket holders are guaranteed a spot at the phone booth.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I'm curious and (a bit) skeptical of how well that process will be done
I bought my tickets in person and don’t even think ato has a current address for me. =/
But that’s gonna be a fun season….
Looking forward to taking the party yacht from Jack London Square.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
Joe Montana says the movie "Rudy" is not entirely accurate
Biopic fans will be shocked – shocked! – to learn that Hollywood takes liberties with the real-life narratives and characters that often come to stand in for history in the popular imagination. In the case of the enduring 1993 hit “Rudy,” the film was so unrecognizably warped beyond the existence of an undersized Notre Dame player who registered an improbable sack against Georgia Tech in 1975 that former Irish coach Dan Devine called certain scenes – notably the climactic moment when Rudy’s teammates confront Devine’s villainous character by handing in their jerseys to get Rudy on the dress list, and later his reluctance to actually put Rudy in the game – “unforgivable” and “a lie.”Hall of Famer Joe Montana, then a lowly freshman lingering somewhere on the depth chart, doesn’t remember it quite as harshly. But as he told radio host Dan Patrick on Wednesday, he certainly doesn’t remember any uplifting strings swelling in the rafters, either.
Locomotive Kangaroo Lol
True story.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t the real Rudy a big dude who was just unmentionably slow?
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 9, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
My favorite random subplot of the preseason: when the Vikings watched Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels practice for a few weeks, then sent Jared Allen, Ryan Longwell and Steve Hutchinson to Mississippi to beg Brett Favre to come back … and a devastated Jackson had to meet with the media and say diplomatic things like, “I felt I was the best prepared. I felt confident I was going to be the starter. But I understand the situation.” This is reason No. 5,718 why women could never play professional football. If Jackson were female and Favre got injured in Thursday’s Saints game, we’d have this exchange on the sideline:
—Brad Childress: “OK, T-Jack, just go out there and run the offense, we can win this.”
—T-Jack (crying): “Oh, now you want me? Why don’t you ask Brett to win it for you?!?!?!? Why don’t you ask your little whore!!!!!!!????”
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I LOVE BILL SIMMONS
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by Rishi on Sep 9, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
yeah bsaically
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This also seems about right:
Niners (-3) over SEAHAWKS
Check out this formula: (no track record of Pete Carroll being a good professional head coach) + (no track record of any college coach succeeding immediately in the pros) + (a lousy 2009 Seahawks season) + (Pete gutting the team and going younger) + (he might not know what he’s doing because he’s been out of pro football for 11 years) x (he’s been distracted by a book tour and a massive scandal at his old university for much of the summer) x (everyone in Seattle is convinced that the sports gods turned on them). I’d say that Pete might be the perfect storm of coachsuck, but that would belittle what Art Shell achieved (dechieved?) a few years ago. So let’s just say we should go against him for a few weeks until the lines shift.
by minesweeper on Sep 9, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Uncle Ted - classy
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Eric (Gresham, OR)
What is your favorite kind of beer to sit down and watch a game to?
Ted Miller (3:20 PM)
1/2 grey goose, 1/2 Bombay gin, splash vermouth, stirred not shaken with a twist. Yum.
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Even classier
JohnML (San Francisco)
Beer, wine, or liquor?
Ted Miller (3:52 PM)
liquor is quicker…
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Actually, I read Uncle Ted backwards – he is stirring it.
Bond shakes it :
‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?’
But, you know, a Vesper martini is still not a beer.
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gin martini
flagged for redundancy
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
More Unca Ted
Sam (LA)
How good is Baxter at USC, sounds like a lot of hype, the same as what Joe McKnight was brought in with.
Ted Miller (3:36 PM)
We’ll see when the games start. Baxter has already accomplished more in practice,however, than McKnight ever did.
That’s somewhat worrisome. That’s also why he’s on my fantasy team.
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I call bullshit on CNN.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/08/06/red.romance.study/index.html?iref=obinsite
A new multicultural study shows red is no longer just a sexy color for women. Men in red are considered just as appealing.
Women in China, the United States, England and Germany said they found men pictured wearing red, or surrounded by the color, more sexually attractive.
Honestly, Id rather be alive and waering red than dead.
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TWISTNHOOK!!!!
First the anti-Blazing Saddles remark, now this. I propose we hunt TnH down and burn him at the stake.
Please, hunk. Take off that red shirt. ::bats eyelashes::
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May I offer you a glass of sunshine?
My grandpa told me that they used to get a co-ed gussied up into a blue & gold sweater and a red skirt and she’d walk in front of the student section and then they’d sing “Up with the blue & gold, down with the red!” to her and oh my those were the days!
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Sep 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
BREAKING NEWS
Chad Ochocinco to guest star on WWE Raw next Monday.
Looks like I won’t be watching much of Ravens/Jets!
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also, have you heard about that awesome new ICP album? i cannot wait for either of these events!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Shockingly, I don’t care for them at all.
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i’m just trying to figure out why you, a seemingly intelligent and highly educated individual above the age of 12, seems to care about wwe. if you’re doing it to piss off 33ss/tosp, then i approve!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
I often wonder why people are willing to watch any sitcom and then decry WWE for its lack of realism. I know it’s fake, but it don’t really care. Does suspension of disbelief ruin other people’s enjoyment of Lost or the Wire or anything else?
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
That’s only if you choose to dwell on the fake matches.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions
you mean, the entirety of the show?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Sep 10, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Think of it as soap operas for men. I can see why people find entertainment value in it, although it’s not for me personally.
Think of it as douche for men. It cleans out the mangina to see sweathogs roll around sans penetration.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
Interesting...
Bbut call me when The Rock finally decides to make his return. He’s been putting it off for too long.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
if your brains run out your ears, like mine do after reading a bunch of dbd
not a good call……
Go Bears Go
Hey Rishi
Heading to Reno this weekend.
Suit up?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
yeah, the turkey clan resides in a different part of sb.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
good. saw the fireball from oakland international across the bay. not good looking.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Sep 10, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Japanese peeps need to cheer the eff up.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Maybe if you stopped interrupting every talk to ask why Washington State is still in the Pac10, they’d be more friendly to you.
Maybe if you weren’t such a huge threat that the U.S. had to name a czar to stop you from running wild, they’d cheer the fuck up.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Sep 10, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions

























































