So I watched the pilot of No Ordinary Family, which was really quite... ordinary. But, anyway, it's about people with superpowers. So I was thinking of what superpowers CGB members would have. Here's what I have so far:
CalBear81: never aging
solarise: make women fall in love instantly
since1997: make any man fall in love instantly
Twist gets 2: inanity and ability to grow body hair on command
Spazzy and HolmoPhobe: ability to make anyone, even Ghandi or Mother Teresa, get into a slapfight with them
atoms: super hearing, so that no joke goes without an atoms-gambit and no grammatical mistake goes unpunished
royrules22: can take anything fun and exciting and make it boring and therefore suck
CalumbusBear: turn water into
CGB: help me fill in the rest!
37 votes total
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