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DBD 9.3.10 IT'S FINALLY HERE!


Finally! After years of waiting, it's finally fucking here.

I am talking, of course, about the Danny Trejo, Robert DeNiro, Linsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, Steven Segal MEGAFILM Machete.

Oh, and we're playing UC Davis. I guess that's cool too.

 

CGB: What are your gameday traditions?

 

GO BEARS!

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Bears open season against Aggies

When Cal takes the field in 2010, the Golden Bears will do so as one of the most accomplished Pac-10 teams over the last eight years, having averaged 8.4 wins per season under head coach Jeff Tedford. With his next victory, Tedford will record his 68th career win, passing the legendary Pappy Waldorf on Cal's all-time list. The Bears return 19 players who started at least five games a year ago with four of them - punter Brian Anger, tight end Anthony Miller, linebacker Mike Mohamed and quarterback Kevin Riley - earning preseason All-America recognition. The final season in Memorial Stadium before construction begins in earnest in December features seven home games, including the 113th Big Game vs. Stanford.

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My main gameday tradition is
to hit up my favorite restaurant
5 votes
grill / tailgate
7 votes
go to the bars
2 votes
show up and go straight to the stadium
10 votes
WHO FUCKING CARES?! COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS FINALLY HERE!
35 votes

59 votes | Poll has closed

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Cal looking for more BearBackers

The California Department of Athletics unveiled their new “12,000 Strong by 2012” campaign, a push to increase their Bear Backer membership. The campaign rolled out in unison with a new website, CalBearBackers.com, that makes joining and staying involved in the program a much more streamlined experience.

Cal Bear Backers are a loyal group of supporters that help to afford the experiences of Golden Bear student-athletes. Their commitment is to provide our coaches and student-athletes with the resources necessary for competition, and the ability to contend for national championships on an annual basis.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

How To Become A Bear Backer Without Really Trying

I bought my Young Alum season tix, and they came with a Bear Backer membership. Not really sure what being a Bear Backer entails, but apparently we young alums are officially hot shit.

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by BearStage on Sep 3, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well their campaign is off to a success by having mandatory donations!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently they made me a backer when I started sending donations.
I dunno.

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".

by Maisbikkja on Sep 3, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

[Old] Help the Jog for Jill 5k

On Sunday, Sept. 12, the second Jog For Jill 5K event, sponsored by the Bonnie J. Addario Lung Cancer Foundation (BJALCF), will take place at Golden Gate Park at 4 p.m. The event is in honor of the late Jill Costello, a former coxswain on the California women’s crew who passed away from lung cancer on June 24. Cal student-athletes, staff, friends and family are encouraged to join “Team Jill.” Nearly all 27 Golden Bear teams will have representation at the event.

After being diagnosed with the disease on June 6, 2009, Costello remained an active member on the rowing team through the 2010 season, coxing the varsity 8+ to a Pac-10 Championship and a helping the Golden Bears finish second overall at the NCAA Championships. The 2010 Pac-10 Athlete of the Year, Costello graduated last May with a degree in political economy and was named to the Pac-10 All-Academic second team. She accomplished all of this while undergoing 22 chemotherapy sessions and 14 days of radiation treatments.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Not any more! MWAHAHA!

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by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope! I just put an end to that!

by MR.F. on Sep 3, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its currently tied. TIED!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, how many players with an OPS over .700 do the A’s have?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have six.

Jeff Larish, though, has 30 AB so he doesn’t even come close to qualifying. The other five are Cust (.835), Barton (.819), Crisp (.747), Sweeney (.725) and Rosales (.721). Sweeney and Rosales are on the disabled list. That leaves Cust, Barton and Crisp. Bob, being the genius he is, puts our two best hitters in Cust and Barton on the bench.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

League-average OPS is .738. So, the A’s only have 3 above-average hitters on the whole team. :-(

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A healthy Conor Jackson might make that four, but yeah, that's pretty much it.

I don’t mind Cliff Pennington because he’s one of the best shortstops in the American League due to his defense. Kevin Kouzmanoff also brings a lot of defensive value to the table. So, if we go out and grab two bats, the team is in pretty good position to contend in 2011. Crisp has compiled a 2.3 WAR and he’s played for about a few months in total. Cust and Barton are pretty good hitters with their .371 and .367 wOBA respectively. The problems with the A’s is that we’re getting zero production from left and right field and those are two big sources of offense for a lot of teams. We need to upgrade there and at second base.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 3, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Ellis :(

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s time, my brother.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a support group for this. Ellisaholics Anonymous.

Hold me. Please, hold me.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t hold Twist. He has diseases.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You downgraded to sell?

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Downgrade” implies that there was ever a neutral recommendation on him prior.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might need a hug after his epic Facebook…err…Lamebook anniversary post.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was more Failbook than Lamebook!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imma go on a limb and say the mrs. gave you the Heisman pose when going in for the magikal moment.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one where someone’s getting spiked in the endzone, right?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for using wOBA!

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles with a proposal for expanded rosters

I like the expanded rosters. The 40-man active roster should be permanent. Maybe this is just post-Darren Ford bliss, but I’d rather have a cadre of specialized bench players rather than a couple who need to fill multiple roles. I’d rather have a 15-man bullpen rather than watch hard-throwing relievers flame out every year from overuse.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I could be down with that.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niners beat Chargers, finish preseason 4-0

Well that certainly went down to the wire. The 49ers wrapped up their 2010 preseason with a 17-14 victory over the San Diego Chargers and completed a perfect preseason. A perfect preseason really has no meaning given some of the crappy teams that went undefeated in the preseason. Nonetheless, 4-0 is better than nothing.

The good news to come out of this game was that aside from Jason Hill getting poked in the eye, the team seemed to avoid any major injuries. And considering that’s the real goal of preseason game #4, I’d say mission accomplished. The next step for the team will be to cut down to a 53-man roster and get ready for their season opener a week from Sunday at the Seattle Seahawks.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Debbie Downer

The Lions went 4-0 in the preseason prior to their 0-16 regular season.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silver and Black Pride previews final preseason game

Truth be told, I wish that the Northgate Broncos from Walnut Creek were taking the field in the stead of any able bodied Oakland Raiders tonight. In all fairness to the players who are trying to make the team, those on the bubble are really only trying to put some good tape together so that they can get picked up by some other team as a practice squad player or the 53rd player on their roster.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers fans look at James Loney

Oh, how I want James Loney to succeed. He was a key part of the Jacksonville Five in 2005, he hit .380 in Triple A in 2006, and in the final days of the season that year, in a pennant race, Loney tied Gil Hodges for the franchise record in RBI with nine against the Rockies in Coors Field. His grand slam off Ryan Dempster in Game 1 of the 2008 NLDS turned the tide of that series, helping the Dodgers to their first playoff series win in 20 years.

I screamed bloody murder when Loney didn’t make the club out of spring training in 2007. “He has nothing left to prove in the minors” was a popular refrain I shared back then, ignoring the fact that he hit a single home run in 261 plate appearances in the hitter-friendly Pacific Coast League, the same league in which he led all of baseball in batting average just one season before. Loney, along with Matt Kemp, came up in June 2007 to stay, and for the most part Loney has been entrenched in the Dodger lineup ever since. Loney has missed a grand total of five games since the beginning of the 2008 season.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn, had no idea Loney hit .380 in AAA. Wow.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Sacramento! Bee sports editor gloats over Dodger woes
Thanks to the divorce of owners Frank and Jamie McCourt, we have discovered that the team is leveraged higher than the third deck at Chavez Ravine. Besides the ugly testimony, court documents show the team is $433 million in debt as of 2009 with no additional financing on the horizon. The divorce has exposed the financial lunacy of the Dodgers, who were bought on credit from the Fox Corporation. With one of the top payrolls in major league baseball, they couldn’t afford to sign top pitchers during the offseason, and they have gotten cash back in some recent trades. It seems as if the Dodgers are an underwater house caught in a divorce, and there’s no way a short sale will help them soon.

Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2010/09/03/3002875/leading-off-divorce-shows-how.html#ixzz0yURCKJfc

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento! shouldn’t be looking down its nose at anybody!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the River Cats’ magic number is now ONE!

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

One, its a magic number?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 3, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Dodgers, but fuck those worthless piece of shit McCourts so hard.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check out Avi’s intro to UC Davis football before the game!

1. Let’s be honest – we know nothing about the Aggies other than the fact that they’re from close by. What should we know?

Grace: Well, you’re not alone. Limited TV and media exposure tend to keep FCS schools under the radar, and UC Davis is no different. However, we recently made the jump from Division II to Division I FCS, and have played such major conference opponents as Stanford, TCU, Boise, and Fresno State — and now of course, Cal. Perhaps the most important thing to know about this team is that they’re coming off of a Great West Conference championship, beating traditional FCS powerhouses, including our rivals Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and Sac State.

Jason: Davis and Cal actually have a pretty intertwined history. Davis started off as the Agricultural extension of Berkeley in 1905, hence the name Aggies. We are Big West for a majority of our sports, but Great West for football. We actually won the Great West title outright last year. Starting in 2003, we started the transition to D-1. Before we were Division II for all sports. As of 2007, UC Davis was Division 1 for all sports. We are in D-I AA for football, so you won’t be seeing the Ags in the Rose Bowl anytime soon. Something the Aggies and Bears have in common is that we’ve both beaten Stanford. UC Davis upset the Cardinal in 2005 20-17.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 1:00 AM PDT reply actions  

If you're on/near campus:

Go to Memorial Glade tonight at 7PM for the Pajamarino Rally (because you know it’s been far too long since you last Go-Bears’d with a large group of people). Dress code is pajama attire, though use your best judgement to see if what you have planned is proper. For example, see this Texts From Last Night submission referencing last year’s rally:

(661): i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don’t know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.

Plus, after the rally there’ll be a concert featuring William Fitzsimmons and his spectacular beard.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 3, 2010 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

not to be a downer, but how lame is a pajamaroo party. This should definitely NOT be publicized. Go Cal football – the program that has pre-game pajama parties. How lame are we?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m confused, what’s so bad about young college girls in pajamas?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

before a football game. Simply retarded.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, these are berkeley ‘girls’ we are talking about here.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drink till they’re hot.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’d have to drink myself to death.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, college must have been a blast for you.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

not when you go to school at san diego state ……eat your heart out.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got a degree that’s worth more than the paper it’s printed out on… eat your heart out.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

a degree you could have earned with a dollar fifty in late charges at the local library.

The empty can rattles the most. I’m not jealous of you.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m very jealous of Rishi.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

why? He’s only 5’4"

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was avinash. Sorry, avinash, i couldn’t resist.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, Avi really is shorter than I imagined. Hard working dude, though.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

can not hat on Avinash. He is one bad ass mother fucker. No joking.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I have a degree. And you’ll be servin’ my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

….while taggin the hotties in SD. Life could be worse.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember this part from Good Will Hunting.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’re talking real life now buddy……pump pump pump

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’ve probably convinced probably two people here that you’re not 33$$.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

not trying to convince anyone. You are entitled to your own suspicions. I am who I am.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t be 33$$, no one has lost credibility yet.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have no credibility left to be lost!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh we’re pumping now? I want to take part in some sunshine pumping!

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’M BUYING MY TICKET FOR PASADENA ON JANUARY 1 RIGHT NOW!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m under the impression a large number of Cal fans, especially “Old Blues”, would probably choose to play in the Rose Bowl over the National Championship. Is this a good assumption?

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather win an MNC than win a Rose Bowl, but I’d rather lose a Rose Bowl than lose an MNC.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty consistent – it just means you consider the MNC a more important game.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I phrased that poorly, but… I’d rather go to a Rose Bowl and lose than go to the MNC and lose, because if we’re going to lose, hey, at least we went to the ROSE BOWL! WOOOO. Whereas, winning a freaking NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP would be even better than winning a Rose Bowl. I guess maybe that is consistent, but it seems a bit unintuitive to me.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I think that’s a no brainer, but if you could send Cal to only one of those games not knowing what the outcome would be, which would you choose…?

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

National championship. Gotta be init to winit.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rose Bowl.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is like choosing between pancakes and waffles. There is no wrong answer.

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by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather play in the Rose Bowl, definitely.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would too, but I’m not very good at football.

Plus I graduated.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ok – you too can enroll in Ole Miss’ Parks and Recreation program!

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could go to grad school like Masoli! I bet you haven’t used up your eligibility yet.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

OLD

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not on my screen it didnt

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, not on my computer. Let’s see what happens when I reload.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bah. But when it comes to making fun of Masoli, doesn’t everyone win?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, but points to yf for subtlety.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Subtlety has no place in a DBD.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree, but subtle jokes are always funnier than outright just stating the punchline.

One of the few things Twist has ever been correct about.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine didn’t have a punchline though. I was pretty much making a straight-up comment.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does he win?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it’s my credibility!

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sadly cannot control that. Only 33$$ or any of his alternate screen names can.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know many women are literate these days and some are even allowed to use the computers by their husbands, boyfriends, or dads.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is irrelevant when discussing their physical attractiveness. That is where mine and Rishi’s discussion started and ended.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Relevance? In a DBD? Well, now I truly have seen everything!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know, TOSP, Scootie went to Cal, and I get the impression you think she’s pretty hot.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Reply flail?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its my new take on reply fail. Its like reply fail, but hipper. And I rasta’d it up like 20%

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like a puppet?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know, TOSP, Since1997 went to Cal, and I get the impression you think she’s pretty hot.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone is beautiful.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats some kwality sushine pumping right there!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, just got out of the water. What did I miss. I do not think anyone on this blog is hot as I don’t know what they look like.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not very good sunshiney pumping.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i save the pumping for football. Cal will finish top 3 in pac 10 this year. Book it.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m reading a book on how to write plays. Will that book be sufficient?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like, football plays or theater plays?

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

theatre

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re learning how to write British plays?

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every DBD is like a drawing room farce anyway; he might be overqualified.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just reminded me, Bookit was a program at my elementary school sponsored by Pizza Hut, where we got free personal pizzas for reading.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were the books about writing plays?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you give me free food if I say yes?

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

USC 49, Hawaii 36

Conquest Chronicles, less than pleased with the offense.

I laughed at Bob Davie trying to make a comparison to the 2008 defense. Please, that was a special group that were mostly upper classmen. There are mostly under classmen on this defense who have barely seen the field with any meaningful playing time.

The Tampa 2 gives up a lot of yards but it also depends on the defense keeping the opposing offense out of the end zone.’SC having to see this type of offense early in the season will go a long way to defending the spread later on in the season. the question is will they learn from tonight. So, the team has a lot of work to do on defense. Monte Kiffin is about to earn his paycheck…

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 2:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Understatement

I was watching the “defensive” – perhaps defensieve? – series through my fingers by the third quarter.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to bed when it was 20-3. I was stunned to see the final score this morning and wondered WTF.

And what was the deal with all the two point conversions?

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Sep 3, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t look like the FG kicker is all that good. Straight, but not exactly a lot of height or distance.

Either that, or the coaches have been having an argument about something and were working it out on the field?

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

best comment i came across: “This game looks like two stoners just pressing random buttons while playing NCAA”

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, with big fake players that are ranked to high on break away ability

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by CruzinBears on Sep 3, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, only 7 touchdowns?!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re going to have to score considerably more than that to stay in games against the likes of Oregon.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like 8 Touchdowns?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking in the region of 10.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s hoping that Darron Thomas makes it a three way race between him, Jacory Harris, and Robert Griffin to decide who should be the QB for my college fantasy football team.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you expecting games to end up with a score 95-93?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plainly you weren’t watching the game last night. I think this is the season of basketball scores.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I was asleep while the game was going on. I caught the end of the Pitt-Utah game and crashed.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been a smart move. I’m knackered.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

/updates British slang diary.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t know “knackered”?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for showing off even more than I do.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to forgive him for being a little too big for his britches today.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d because big words are inherently funny

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by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious coffee, sweet nectar of life!

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I was so late for my flight that I didn’t have time to get decent coffee. I made do with the “coffee” on the plane.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Airplane coffee?

Did you get your shots beforehand, or have an appointment after?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawaii left a blueprint of how to attack the SC defense.

Thanks Hawaii!

by Cali49a on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to attack the SC defense with folding chairs!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer flaming 2×4s.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are too violent. Pitchforks for me!

by Cali49a on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to start whipping Devon Kennard with the Hardcore Championship belt.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If by Hardcore Championship belt you mean “the complexities of the Tampa 2” then i think we’re in agreement.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I mean tthis

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Such a pity they retired the belt.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belts can retire? Where do they go afterward?

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Florida.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The belt nursing home.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t look like a legitimate football defensive scheme to me.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

HARDCOOOOOORE!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Pass football”

o=========<| BBBBBBEARZZZZZZ
May I offer you a glass of sunshine?

by Thoroughbred on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Be from a non-BCS league and play them in the opening game after a long and uncomfortable off-season”

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean pass at the secondary and then occasionally run so the confused linebackers whiff on tackles? I think Oregon showed that one last year.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I remember reading in an ESPN article about the Tampa 2 during the John Lynch/Warren Sapp/Derrick Brooks heyday, the big thing was that the Tampa 2 requires defenders who can either make solid tackles or be disciplined enough to funnel guys towards guys who can make a solid tackle if they weren’t in a position to make the tackle themselves.

It sounds seem to be less strenuous on individual defenders than it would be if everyone just singled up and played man every play, but the big thing was that it needed a defensive line who can get pressure without blitzing. Which means that it should in theory work for a team like USC which has stud defensive linemen…they just didn’t play like it last night.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was also excited after watching the Boise St-Oregon game last year.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

as was i. Bottom line is, by the time we get to $C we are trending in opposite directions. They get better as the season goes a long, we get worse (this is a general rule).

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of sunshine pumping is that? You need a new handle.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m a realist sunshine pumper. Hence, the official before my handle.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, we only do liberal internationalist sunshine pumping here at CGB. You’ll have to change your ways or change your name.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

MearsheimerSunshinePumper?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we have SushinePumper back? He was sunnier.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want a surrealist sunshine pumper.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

existential sunshine pumper?

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

stranger

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you get if you cross a sunshine pumper with a Hot Plate Special?

I’m genuinely curious about this

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

a hot mess

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Likely true

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Utah 27, Pitt 24

Block U is happppy!

Holy hell. You couldn’t ask for a better start to the 2010 season. This game had it all – a blowout in the making, a comeback, a missed FG as time expired (that didn’t actually happen due to a timeout) and an overtime UTAH WIN!

I’ll have more on the game later, but damn did the defense impress (for most of the game). It wasn’t always pretty, but whenever you beat the 15th ranked team in the nation, you’re doing something right.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 2:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Have to admit I was pulling hard for the Utes. As soon to be members of the Pac 10/12 I’m glad to see them win.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was amazed how much my attitude changed towards Utah now that they are future Pac-12. I want them to be successful…just not as much as Cal.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Three FG attempts?! Are you kidding me?!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good game. I watched it, so glad college football finally started! By the way, I had forgotten all about Cignetti until that game.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya the interesting thing was when ESPN were describing him as “one of the best offensive coordinators in the nation.” How long was he at Cal. Not long right?

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by since1997 on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Rishi!

Have fun in Vegas this weekend. It will be ridic for sure since there’s a good set of fun party songs out right now. Lovin’ taio’s dyn, usher’s dj’s, enrique’s i like it, and flo rida’s club can’t handle… For some reason 50’s In Da Club is making a comeback so that + I Gotta Feeling should mean a really fun club scene at least. Nothing better than fun tunes, good friends, and ALC!

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by since1997 on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Cheryl Lynn’s “Got To Be Real” still popular????

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I felt even older than usual reading since’s comment.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

S’okay. I’m somewhat young and I don’t know any of those songs…

by MR.F. on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I’m not the only one.

/sighs.

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I just felt smug.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a taste-in-music sense?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d feel smug except my chances of hooking up with anybody are much much lower than the people who do listen to that music and go clubbing and such.

by MR.F. on Sep 3, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pointedly didn’t say smug in a pick-up-chicks sense.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago and of let’s say 10 songs I heard while we were there, I recognized 2 – and one of them came out when I was in college. The others seemed to be of the general type that Since was naming. So I felt old.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 4, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3

Got an AWESOME Vegas playlist ready for pre-gaming this weekend. Can’t wait!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reverse flagged

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for what?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enabling.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every coordinator that appears on ESPN is automatically one of the best coordinators in the country. Just like every defense/offense/QB/RB/WR/TE/OL/LB/DE/DT/S is one of the best in the country. ESPN3.com was talking up the Rutgers defense yesterday they were the 1985 Bears defense while overlooking the fact that they were playing, you know, Norfolk State.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m really impressed by Reggie Ball’s maturity and decision-making…”

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice W for the Utes.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t always pretty, but whenever you beat the 15th ranked team in the nation, you’re doing something right.

orrrrrrrr preseason rankings are complete bullshit?

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 3, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Relevant to us: Nevada 49, Eastern Washington 24

Kaepernick looked good, Nevada defense looked BAD.

Colin Kaepernick completed 26-of-37 passes for 306 yards — his fifth career 300-yard game — and two touchdowns. He also rushed for 60 yards and two scores.

Afterward, the senior said he played “average.”

“I think overall we did a pretty good job,” Kaepernick said. “There were definitely a lot of times we weren’t on point and as crisp with what we were doing.”

To the chagrin of Wolf Pack coach Chris Ault, the Nevada defense looked even less crisp.

The unit that allowed 28.5 points per game last year, yielded 432 yards to the Football Championship Subdivision Eagles on Thursday. The defense was gashed for several big plays, a recurring problem the past few seasons.



Eagles running back Taiwan Jones (remember him?) compiled a career-high 322 all-purpose yards.

He scored on an 82-yard touchdown pass off a simple swing pass in the first quarter — making safety Corbin Louks miss an open-field tackle — and carved through the Pack defense for a 74-yard run later in the game.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 2:17 AM PDT reply actions  

South Carolina rolls Southern Miss, ready for Georgia

Garnett and Black Attack:

How many TDs will Marcus Lattimore score this year?

Folks, I believe this is real this time. I’ve listened to lots of Spurrier’s interviews. He believes. You should, too.

Go. to. Hell. Georgia. Bulldogs.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 2:20 AM PDT reply actions  

GO COCKS GO!

COCKS PRIDE!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi <3’s cock

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go Cocks!

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why, but I have an irrational dislike for the Cocks. Them and Pitt are two schools that I root against any time I see them for no real reason at all. I can’t figure out why.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t like either of those schools.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a Steve Spurrier fan, I take it.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I root against almost every single SEC team except Auburn.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

…Why would you possibly root for Auburn?

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tempted to root for Auburn this season, if only to piss off Ole Miss fans.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I root against almost every single SEC team except Auburn.

Well, I guess I don’t mind LSU. But the others can all die.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I root against LSU EVERY SINGLE CHANCE I GET I HATE LSU AND NICK SABAN AND LES MILES

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing against Vandy….

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, no hard feelings for Vanderbilt, really.

by OaktownAggie on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate them but aren’t they pretty much the Duke of Tennessee?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess…. they just dont get all up in your face about it.

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by oskisunbear on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are always up in my face!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then the only solution is to give them the Axe.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, their basketball team isn’t good enough to cause the obnoxiousness found in Duke’s fanbase.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

And their Lacrosse team doesn’t rape strippers….

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evidently, neither did Duke’s.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

EXONERATED (I think??)

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes exonerated

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t mean they didn’t do it!

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could say the same for you.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes you could. That said, to my knowledge, I’ve never been accused of doing anything like that!

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You raped strippers.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well now that changes everything!

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vandy is the one SEC school I like. Horray for non-Duke private schools in the South! Hooray for good academics in the South!

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

My aunt is a prof at UF :(

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

University of Flanders?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s actually University of Flounders. That’s right, a school of fish.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s what Twist’s comment deserved.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t root for them.

I just don’t dislike them. Maybe I still feel sorry for them from 2004.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

They deserved 2004 for doing the typical SEC scared to play anyone outside the SEC thing.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I know, but it’s still tough to go undefeated.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I generally root against the SEC in football as well, and the Big East in basketball, but I just dislike South Carolina and Pitt even more for some reason.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what team I irrationally hate? Iowa.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what team I rationally hate?

Stanford

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

[sic]

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because they didn’t let you attend?

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 3, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. Anyone else have any teams they irrationally hate for no good reason?

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Richmond. No wait, I got a good reason!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

List of teams atoms hates:
Stanfurd
TEXA$$
Oregon State
Ohio State
Florida
Pitt
South Carolina
Louisville

I could probably go on, but that’s a good start.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m sure you hate some of those teams for good reason. We’re talking NO GOOD REASON

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford, Texas, and Oregon State are for good reason. The rest are just that I decided I dislike them.

Also on the irrational hate list:

Notre Dame (as mentioned earlier), Oklahoma

Mostly basketball-related: Duke, Georgetown, Kentucky

Teams I irrationally like: West Virginia, Miami, Vermont (mostly March Madness-related), Wisconsin… I think there are a few more.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s pretty good

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

What valley are we talking about?

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Note: I don’t really hat Grand Valley State, just the first random university I could remember.)

by OaktownAggie on Sep 3, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they in Colorado? Which Grand Valley is it?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It does sound very ain’t so grand to me….

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No reason:
Miami Fla,
Ohio St
Notre Dame
Penn St
Virginia Tech
Alabama

With reason:
SC
Furd
Blow U
TAMU

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH MAN, how could I leave Notre Dame off my list?!!? They’re definitely high on the list of teams I hate.

I actually like the Hurricanes though, for some reason.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

hate ’em, nothing rational about it but I want to kick Joe Pa in the face and tell his bitch ass to retire

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Penn St because I’ve only heard fun things about it.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are a terrible human being.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'LL KILL YOU BI,TCH

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO, U.

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by oskisunbear on Sep 3, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

anus

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 3, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

COME TA PENN STATE

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get them, every Penn State fan I’ve met around DC has been a real salt-of-the-earth type, whereas when SC played them for a kickoff classic in 2000 I went and they were, especially the students, a seething mass of assholes.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record, the vast majority of my extended family attended Penn State.

So, tread lightly.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

every Penn State fan I’ve met around DC has been a real salt-of-the-earth type

Maybe that part got a bit lost in the invective toward the end of the sentence.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not passing judgment regarding your statement, but instead providing you notice for future statements. YOU’RE ON NOTICE!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh goody.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

VATech plays anti-football. I recognize the skill and determination, but I can’t stand it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irrational hatred:
BYU
Notre Dame

Rational hatred:
U$C
Texas

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curse those handsome devils!

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

List of teams I hate

Stanfurd
UCLA
USC (sometimes)
UW
Texas
Ohio St
Florida
Alabama
BYU
Baylor
Notre Dame

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 3, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be homophobic, MB.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa now. Just because Cocks aren’t my personal preference doesn’t mean I’m homophobic. I respect those with love for Cocks.

/points at Fishy Rishi

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio State beats Marshall

Along the Olentangy:

Terrelle Pryor- 17/25 (68%), 247 yards, 3 TDs, 0 Int. The line speaks for itself. Terrelle’s performance was statistically impressive, and his physical ability was just as noteworthy. He’s finally at the point where the coaches trust him with the full cadre of offensive plays. Throughout the game, he ran 3-step, 5-step, and 7-step drops from under center, along with a group of passing plays from shotgun. TP has developed to where the offensive coaching staff can implement their full vision in the gameplan, and it’s a beautiful thing to watch.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 2:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Miami beats Florida A&M

Since no one cares about what happened in the game, here’s an image of Seantrel Henderson, courtesy of The Great Barstoolio.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 2:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Hm

Dude looks smaller than my man King Dunlap.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seantrell looks bigger actually – just not as physically fit.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, tough call. I think they’re pretty close on height (Dunlap might be an inch or two taller) but I think Henderson might be listed at 30-40 more pounds.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the next great flame war that nobody outside of these two care about?

Tune in to find out!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was conceding! For the most part.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not engage in arguments with the supreme leader.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

A’s suck.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats it, you’re banned.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

49ers rule?

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re back! And better than ever!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea who the supreme leader is, do you?

Because I’ve seen you argue with atomsareenough all the time!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist, you are greatly mistaken. There is only one Supreme Leader, he goes by the name of yellow fever – he is never ever wrong.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you still mad at Billy for stealing your sandwich in high school?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did all the stealing of lunches in high school. I do not understand your recent and continued confusion about who I am.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you CalHadJBestFIRST in a new handle?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, his fanpost was up for a microsecond. I was really impressed at how fast the mods deleted that …

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

do tell… what’s the story there?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Hit Squad can take down an elk in under 3.2 seconds.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

how bout a steer? I like me some rodeo.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is how we handle those:

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Using keyboard and mouse, or just a mouse? It’s more sporting with the latter …

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

We use our bear hands, of course.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you Mrs. TwistNHook?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isnt that the same thing I just posted???

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m shocked Mrs. Twist even knows who JBest is!

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

She found out while she sat at home, trying to look for TwistNHook on tv while he was at the Maryland game.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, didn’t see that!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what atomsareenough wants you to think. What a clever puppet master he is!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This joke will only get funnier.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

(wow, I bet that’s the first time THAT particular phrase has ever been said!)

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least I’ll always have the numerator. Were you convinced your math professors were wrong too when you didn’t understand what they were saying?

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, let me rephrase that. You’re either a genius and understand I get frustrated easily so you’re trolling, or you’re really not that intelligent.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sure know a lot about this 33$$ fellow. Friend of yours?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was a devout reader of the blog before I got involved. Should have remained a reader.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

devout, eh?

Well, I’ll absolve you of your sins, my son. Say 1,000 Hail Rishis (remember the first I is like the second I in Irish, so basically say Irishi) and you’ll be fine.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

PRAAAAAAAAISE BAK BAK!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi .. rhymes with fishy?

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda, yeah.

I just prefer not to mention that because then I get “Rishi Fishy” as a nickname and it’s annoying.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that you’ve mentioned it, I’m suuuuure it won’t catch on.

CGB is far too mature.

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRICERATOPS IS NO LONGER A SPECIES

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even Sandra Bullock took time off from being cheated on to argue with this point.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Pete Carroll did nothing.

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aardvark.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have called you Fishy Rishi, but maybe that’s just me.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But ti’s an easy way to introduce yourself, and distinctive …

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try that out and let you know how it works.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alternatives!

Wishy
Squishy
Bitchy
Itchy
Dishy.

I think Dishy is the winner.

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by since1997 on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, you’ve never felt Rishi’s stomach. Because then you’d know Squishy is the clear winner there.

OH, SNAP!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

twist, with clever wit? It must be football season….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you have?

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can live with that!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can always go back to just reading if you want.

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by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, here we go.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

This will be as good as that Utah-BYU fight in that Roundtable.

Man, I loved that, let’s do another one of those!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

A wise man one said, do not argue with fools, lest you be foolish yourself.

That was Avi, by the way.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

very wise words from a very wise man.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

an unwise man once told me. When encountered with valid arguments resort to ad hominem attacks.

That was yellow fever, by the way.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I wasn’t even attacking you this time. I was conceding that yes, Henderson is bigger. You were right.

Please stop with the ad hominem attacks.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHOSE AWESOME

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

OUR AWESOME!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gash.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gash is such a great word.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Gash.

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t the guys from Buddyhead pretty much invent that one?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care how many of you are wise, unwise, or just pretending to be men.

Cal -effin football is one day away.

Can’t you all just let this go and laugh about ’sc’s pass defense or something?

I’m still in a relatively good mood despite having to start the day dealing with some idiot dental society bizness.

Please give this a rest already.

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAL FOOTBALL BABY!!!!!!!!!! PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP. I smell roses!

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good man. :)

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAL FOOTBALL. ROSE BOWL. SHUT THOSE HATERS UP. GO BEARS. PUMP PUMP PUMP.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, does that mean this Utah fan won’t fight this BYU fan for our benefit?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i am not mormon nor do I hail from the state of utah.

i also dont use capital letters.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop tryng to involve yourself in my Utah-fighting ring! We need real Utahiahs for this!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you 33$$ from a parallel universe?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are many people at that game.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that guy’s ass has it’s own congressman.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Rep. Hankey a Democrap or a Repooblican?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it wrong that I was cackling with glee when Barkley threw his 5th TD last night? Picked him up for my Joe Starkey Sucks fantasy team. 40 points FTW!

Oh and Scootster? BigBAM is getting Tongan Megathrusted this week. Just an FYI.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 6:59 AM PDT reply actions  

of course it wasn't wrong

What an odd question.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Marc Tyler picked up 154 rushing yards and a TD for me! Hankerson caught two TDs from Jacory Harris too. He’s looking like a good QB for this year.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually about 15 minutes away from picking up Harris when you grabbed him, you bastard.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the look of Tyler and Bradford last night I have to say.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bradford and Keenan Allen are my only rays of hope. Well, that and the Iowa D.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very sad, DC, that you completely lack any sense of “right” and “wrong.”

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by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet I seem to get through the day without untoward incident.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Government contractor.

by LeonPowe on Sep 4, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that only works if you are in the defense / national security segment.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 4, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honey, with the team I have, BigBAM is going down (and not in a good way) every week. If people don’t start cutting some decent players so I can pick them up, I may as well concede right now.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Tongan Megathrusters will ruin BigBAM for all other suitors

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

11 Decidedly Unintimidating College Mascots

[1]

Sadly, the stanfurd tree does not make this list, but the Delta State Fighting Okra does look suspiciously similar:

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Delta State’s official mascot was supposed to be the Statesman. The students made a huge push to get the Fighting Okra a co-credit because they felt that… a statesman wasn’t intimidating enough. Are people in Mississippi more afraid of vegetables than of the government? I think right now, statistics show they’re not big fans of either.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I love fried okra.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apologies to the Banana Slugs, Orangemen, Boll Weevils, Volunteers, Stanford [sic] Tree, Horned Frog, WKU lazy red hill, and many others who juuuuust missed the cut.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, Orangemen is pretty scary. In a “I’m afraid of circus clowns” kind of way.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look what I found when I google image’d “Orangemen” [1]

(May be NSFW if your boss is a stickler)

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

lazy red hill?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like an oversized Muppet reject.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ralph Carey isn’t going to be happy to hear this!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a STD in a DARE skit.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t DARE about drugs? Where do STDs figure into it?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was about sexual health, too?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember. I fell asleep during those assemblies.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like you spelt assemblies in some weird, British way, but it looks appropriate, so I dont know.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks right to me.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the proper way.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s never seen Traffic!

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t “Big Red” = Cornell?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s spent too much time in upstake New York!

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quick to Andy Bernard’s blog!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know big red = nebraska. I learned that when I went to the Nebraska v. U$C game in Lincoln.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can “diplomats” be on the “least scary” list? Haven’t they heard of Henry Kissinger??

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but do you like fighting okra?

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Sep 3, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like subduing okra enough so that I may fry and eat it.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Womens soccer hates ties (and presumably tie dimples, too!):

While the Cal women’s soccer team wasn’t unhappy with their 0-0 overtime tie against Santa Clara last weekend, it’s a result they hope not to repeat.

“I’m sick of ties,” sophomore Samantha Walker said.

This weekend, the Bears will host the California Invitational, playing Rice on Friday and Hawaii on Sunday.

After out-shooting the Broncos, 18-5, only to emerge with a tie, the Bears are focusing on getting the ball to the back of the net.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal offense is experience in 2010:



References to Boise State and Stanford were ubiquitous during Tuesday morning’s press conference.

When asked about UC Davis, the Bears’ foe in Saturday’s 1 p.m., season opener at Memorial Stadium, Cal coach Jeff Tedford, linebacker Mike Mohamed and quarterback Kevin Riley all took time to mention the Aggies’ recent gridiron recent achievements.

“You take a look at their victory over Stanford five years ago, you take a look at how they played Boise State last year,” Tedford said. "At Boise it was 27-16 with

about a minute to play in the game. And so they do a great job there."

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Lawrence Berkeley Labs looking to expand:

The Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, which employs some 4,000 employees and conducts research on everything from DNA to climate change, may soon be looking for land to build a new facility.

The lab is in the early planning stages to consolidate its facilities – 20 percent of which are located outside the city of Berkeley, including sites in Emeryville, Oakland and Walnut Creek – into a new “second campus” somewhere in the East Bay, according to Sam Chapman, manager of state and community relations for the lab.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Candidates for city council look to help People’s Park:



Multiple incidents of group violence in People’s Park combined with the area’s ongoing trend toward violence during certain parts of the year has some Berkeley City Council candidates vying to turn the park into a more positive – and safe – space.

While exclusively the responsibility of UC Berkeley, violence at the park has, especially in recent weeks, become a political issue that Cecilia Rosales, a candidate for the District 7 council seat in this year’s Nov. 2 election, said will require a “multi-agency work of cooperation” to improve.

District 7 is currently represented by Councilmember Kriss Worthington and contains much of the campus area, including People’s Park.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Whatever happened to those plans to modify People’s Park? did the preservationists/hippies shoot that down?

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Odor problems plague candidate for City Council:



As Berkeley City Councilmember Linda Maio seeks re-election this year, three competitors say she has neglected to address odor emissions and health concerns at a West Berkeley steel plant which have plagued the community for years.

If elected this November, Anthony Di Donato, Jasper Kingeter and Merrilie Mitchell each hope to reduce odor complaints regarding the Pacific Steel Casting Company and better inform the community of the company’s air emissions. All three said Maio has been ineffective in eliminating the odors.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Linda needs to shower then.

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by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

odor emissions and health concerns at a West Berkeley steel plant

Okay, fellas. No more burritos from the roach coach for you.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Students helping advice Berkeley:



UC Berkeley students are given a first-hand and active role in developing policy for the city of Berkeley in positions as city commissioners, who advise the Berkeley City Council during its decision-making processes.

Of the city’s 291 commissioners – a position that allows residents to make recommendations to the council on specific issues – 37 are students, according to Deputy City Clerk Mark Numainville.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

College of Environmental Design working on something:



The process of navigating through class schedules, financial aid, class reminders and messages on several different websites may soon be consolidated into a “one-stop shop” for all things UC Berkeley, as the Cal Online Student Experience task force launched a test site for a pilot group to evaluate the portal Aug. 23.

Over the past year, a partnership of ASUC members and other student leaders, staff from student affairs and staff from Educational Technology Services have worked to create the myBerkeley project, which seeks to create an online portal combining sections for reminders, links, messages, the career center and finances.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think you can rec your own posts.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can with his other accounts!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

SushinePumper R.I.P

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, can’t rec my own post. DAMNIT.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

TOSP is working very hard on the DBD. So far I count 4. TOSP. Sushine. 33 and mr.Cred? Am I missing any?

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by since1997 on Sep 3, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

NateLongshore. JoyAyoob. JoeBooya.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were JoeBooya all along?!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW META

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh.. .what about Last Great Tedford QB or something?

Ohhhhh.. .what about Last Great Tedford QB or something?PS- sorry about the DBD honey. This was a bad week. BUT I will get to it this weekend and maybe be up by Weds?

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by since1997 on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is Another Failed Tedford QB. Thats not 33$$

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

CarolynJones! But that is OLD SKOOL

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

words

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s happening now?

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

hip replacement surgery

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Al Davis

Via Fanhouse

Lane Kiffin coaches football like he’s playing a video game. He’s gives press conferences like he’s on X-Box live. How infuriating was Lane Kiffin in his first year as Tennessee’s head coach? He could make SEC Commissioner Mike Slive, one of the nicest guys on the planet, boil with rage. Why? Because Kiffin doesn’t care about anything or anyone that came before him, anything or anyone that exists around him. No matter how much he tries, Kiffin can’t shield the disrespect that he has for his opponents. He coaches with a palpable arrogance, a belief that he’s God’s gift to the game.

Maybe it comes from Kiffin never having had to work his way up the coaching ranks, so he doesn’t have any ability to project what it might be like to not have one of the best jobs. Maybe it’s something that’s just unique to his personality. Maybe it’s just being 35. Maybe it’s having a dad who didn’t spend enough time with him when he was growing up.

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by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s that he’s simply an asshole and a douchebag.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Simmons loves Aaron Rodgers
4. Aaron Rodgers, Packers
2010’s most savvy bet: Rodgers to win the MVP as a semi-long shot at 12-to-1 odds. Last season, he threw for 4,434 yards, 30 touchdowns and just seven picks, then nearly pulled off a historic comeback in that unforgettable Packers-Cards wild-card game (finishing with 423 passing yards, four TDs). And Green Bay’s offense has “The Look” in the preseason: Everything is pointing toward a 2009 Saints-type breakout year. On a personal note, my affection for Rodgers increased exponentially at ESPN’s Sundance party during the conference championships, when Rodgers and his buddies unabashedly rooted against former nemesis Favre and the Vikings down the stretch and celebrated raucously when New Orleans pulled it out. Rodgers couldn’t have been more delighted; he did everything but climb on the bar and start a “F—- YOU, FAVRE!” chant. I will always root for him after that. And yes, that story is 100 percent true.

Quality

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rodgers and his buddies unabashedly rooted against former nemesis Favre and the Vikings down the stretch and celebrated raucously when New Orleans pulled it out. Rodgers couldn’t have been more delighted; he did everything but climb on the bar and start a "F—- YOU, FAVRE!" chant.

Is it rong that I think this is awesome?

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s wrong to think that it’s not awesome.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only wrong to root for him when he’s playing your favorite NFL team.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

My hawt body can root for Rodgers whenevah I want!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about my undattractive and mostly hairy body? When can it root for Rdgers?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to post pictures of what you look like now?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell no. I’m sure it would violate SBNation’s standards of decency.

Isn’t enough that I dropped several pants sizes and lost 5" off my waist?

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

… I meant on facebook.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Raight.

I’m sure that’ll happen eventually…I guess I haven’t taken a pic w/ the girls for a while.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have a camera?!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. But, I’m usually taking pics of the girls. Not posing w/ the girls. None of my friends/family care what I look like. The girls are the stars of the picture. I’m not even the frame…on a good day, I’m the nail in the wall.

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That will never happen to me! Muahahahaha

Well, unless he signs as a free agent somewhere else :-/

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would be awesome as a “F*** YOU FAV-RUH clap clap clapclapclap” chant

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

WASTED POTENTIAL

This article
Separating college football “Fact vs. Fiction”

Could have been a great article. Turns out it sucks.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was unreadable

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped reading after the fifth “joke”.

Sigh.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fact: That article could have been great.

Fiction: Too bad it sucked

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney likes Brandon Morrow

INSIDER ONLY

The low point of Brandon Morrow’s season came in Boston on May 10, when the strike zone was elusive for him, again, and he trudged off the mound in the second inning, beaten. Seven starts into his first season since the Seattle Mariners had traded him to the Toronto Blue Jays, he was something of a mess.

If rock bottom for Morrow turns out to be when his ERA was 6.69 and he was open to significant changes, well, it was worth it.

A couple of days later, Morrow prepared for a bullpen session, and Blue Jays pitching coach Bruce Walton had an idea. So did Morrow.

In the months that followed, Morrow evolved into one of the most dominant pitchers in the American League, and while his season will end after today’s start against the Yankees — in his conversion to full-time starter, he’s on a strict innings limit — this year has been a remarkable success for the right-hander. “I feel like I’m putting it together,” he said.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice work! How long have you been exercising/dieting?

by Cali49a on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I had been trying to slowly lose weight since my knee surgery a couple of years ago. It was working, but I was admittedly being pretty lazy and my progress slowed.

We started this fitness challenge around April of this year. (I think)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

About 1 lb a week. Slowly but surely. That’s the way to go. I dropped around 15 lbs a year ago and have kept it off. Sucked having to buy new pants but it felt great at the same time!

by Cali49a on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job keeping it off!

That’s my next goal. I know most people gain it back.

So, I’m going to see if I can keep pace w/ Rishi until spring break.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. They are men!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you have nothing nice to say, keep it to yourself.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

My jaw literally just droppped onto the floor

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Well, they make titanium plates and wires for that sort of thing.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should really get that checked out.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, man. I’d rather not check Twist out. Even I have standards.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

We actually didn’t know each other aside from CGB when we started the fitness challenge.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB, bringing people together since that dude kevin started this thing years ago.

What were there names? Kevin and something?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong blog.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

kevin and barry were the original founders of the Cal SBN blog.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were the origial founds of The Band Is Out On The Field. That is a prior blog unaffiliated with CGB

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was the FIRST SBN cal blog. Didn’t one of those guys decide to come up with a screen name here?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celebrations all around are in order!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll start drinking at 7:01pm tonight. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Post drunk facebook updates!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even better, post drunk on CGB. People seem to enjoy that.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly, never done that.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations! Well-done, Dr. Kod.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

I’m still gonna get below 160 before too long. Still, I’m in better shape than where I was several months ago. Congrats and much respect to you for kicking my ass, Kod :)

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shall, of course, do my level best to take my victory lap in as dignified a manner as possible, being fully respectful of you as a worthy adversary and workout buddy.

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good work gentlemen!! Now you’re officially hotties…!

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Sep 3, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woo-hoo! Now with a little more work, maybe I can be one of solar’s grenades…

Thanks, since. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How happy are Mrs Kod and Ms atoms of your new bodies?

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by solarise on Sep 3, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-CGB Fitness:

Me: Heeeey…
Mrs. Kod: Zzzzz…

Post-CGB Fitness:
Me: Heeeey…
Mrs. Kod: Heeeey…You look good. Zzzzz….

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWNQ has a lengthy UC Davis preview:

Some little known facts about Davis. For some time, one of Davis’ great attractions was the cow with the glass stomach, where you could actually see the cow’s stomach digesting grass while it was chewing cud. They’ve long had the #1 (or thereabouts) veterinary medicine school in the country. They are steeped in a tradition of authentic binge drinking, bordering on a club sport. 21 gun salute to the Bossie Cows.

Some more well known facts about their football program, but nevertheless worth mentioning. They peed in Stanford’s cheerios in 2005, overcoming a 17-0 deficit to emasculate the Cardinal, on the Farm no less, solidifying the Walt Harris era as another of the long line of precious donkey heads in the venerable Leland Junior football pantheon. They played a decent game against Boise St. on the blue turf last season, down 27-16 with 11 minutes to go in fourth quarter. And head coach Bob Biggs’ name was on the list (probably one of the much longer, early lists) of coaches to replace the departed Tom Holmoe. With that, onto the game.

AGGIE OFFENSE

Below is some decent footage of the UCD offense from last year. You will note these are highlight tapes of UCD’s junior tight end Dean Rogers (I hereby declare that is a stage name) and sophomore fullback Ishman Anderson. You will also note that Dean and Ishman chose the music for their highlights. If you can get past those distractions and actually watch the football, what you will see is the following.

First, the Aggies are fairly disciplined in what they do. Their linemen, backs and receivers look like they know where to go, and they get there quickly, with good punch. They look like a very well coached, decisive team, that plays well together as an offensive unit.

In terms of the run game, from the cross section of plays shown in the clips, they appear to alternate mostly between zone stretch-type plays, and power run plays behind extra blockers. I don’t see a lot of deception, or a lot of trapping and misdirection. They seem like a pound the rock, run right at you offense, trying to get into rhythm and to set up the pass, and mixing in some cutbacks and draws.

That said, they don’t seem to have the personnel to overpower Cal with that scheme. They have some good blocking on the edge, in their tackles and TEs, but their interior blockers got pushed around a bit in these clips, and seem like they will be susceptible to that against Cal’s front. They also seem to lack the one cut and go knifing-type runner you need to succeed on stretch and edge runs.

As for the pass, based on this film (to clear the air, in the interest of full disclosure, I have never been to an Aggie game), they actually do some nice things off the run packages. This is where “Dean’s” highlights are actually…highlights. They used him really well in a couple clips. They pulled him like a run blocker and then released him into the flat, almost like an H-back, reminiscent of the way SC has used Havili (and that TD to Smith in 2006 where he snuck behind the line and got open – awful). Davis also snuck “Dean” behind coverage and got him wide open in the seam a few times. They also do a good job of quickly getting to dead spots in the zones.

What I didn’t see much of, and don’t expect much of, is stretching the defense with the wideouts. This seems like a rhythm and timing, mostly first option passing game. This will be especially true in this game because they are starting a RS freshman at QB. I don’t think they are going to have him going through a lot of 5 step drop, 3-4 progression reads in his first start, at Memorial.

Their QB from last season Denham, a two-year starter, left to join the seminary. (I am sorry I cannot resist. I can’t think of a worse indictment of quality of life for football players at Davis. The life of a starting college QB, even at Davis, is supposed to be the envy of every college student, the pinnacle of pimpdom. I’m all about higher callings, but things have got to be pretty bleak around Davis if your starting QB is so ready to take a vow of celibacy in college that he can’t just wait two short years and sew his oats a little longer. Plus, if you are going to go cold turkey for life, at least put together a nice mental highlight reel to take with you. Wow. On another note, talk about giving other coaches negative recruiting ammunition. You can bet if that was UCLA’s QB, Ed Orgeron would be having a field day in recruiting against them.)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

KenCraw predicts the season:

UC Davis @ Cal => 13-38: Many will be picking a bigger score here, and if were purely based on talent and coaching, I would as well, but Davis will come out strong under the delusion that they can repeat their upset over Stanford, keeping the score in check early and Tedford will pull off the accelerator in the 4th quarter right when we could have exploded into a very high score.
So there you have it, 9-3 with 6-3 in conference play. If the conference beats itself up, with USC out of the mix, the Bears could be Rose Bowl bound. But OSU and Arizona will be the trouble-makers who need to lose those key games as will Oregon, albeit two less since a tie with the Ducks is OK and they’ve got the loss from us on the schedule, where a tie with OSU or Arizona won’t do us any good, so they’ll need to lose two others.

Let’s see how it plays out.

Go Bears.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

what is the line tomorrow? Is it off the board?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

no idea.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

if that is the case, rishi, i expect you to return from vegas a rich man. Bet the house on that number.

Now, cut through the BS and give me the real line?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although this link might help:

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant tomorrow’s game, but this is funny re: Cal’s season:

California Golden Bears +800 – - This is Cal. So, they will be undefeated for the first 3 weeks, beating the stuffing out of UC Davis, Colorado and Nevada before losing by 30 to Arizona in Tucson. That’s just Cal. That’s who they are.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a terrible sunshine pumper.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a sunshine pumper – i’m not delusional. I can find humor in anything.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re only pumping like a quarter of the sunshine other sunshine pumpers are, though.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sunshine pumping efficiency is needed!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

SushinePumper was one of the greatest and more efficient pumpers of all time!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

what a great phrase. SUNSHINE PUMPER. Somewhere, someone over at BI uses that word in his day to day dialect. $100 to track that man down.

“Hey son, look at that SunshinePumper over there. " Poor kid or kids.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be surprised if it’s not, since Davis is FCS.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Florida vs. Charleston Southern had a line of -73.

I bet on it and won!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

And not a good FCS team, at that.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike Richmond!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re in the top thirty.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I’ll talk up FCS football, but the reality is it isn’t deep at all. Once you get past the top 5-10 teams in a given year, you aren’t left with very much….

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Davis won their conference last year! Outright!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a 5-team “conference” where two of the teams (North Dakota/South Dakota) can be discounted. It’s not saying much, and I support them.

by OaktownAggie on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see. It doesn’t appear that FCS does automatic bids or anything, because Davis didn’t maket he playoffs.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off the board. Vegas doesn’t set lines for FBS-FCS matchups.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then how did I bet on Charleston Southern-Florida IN VEGAS last year?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, hes very optimistic.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

KenCraw looks back at the ’09 EWU with an eye towards UCD:

Observations:

•The Bear defense seems to have the EWU offense pretty bottled up early in the game, but only on 2 out of every 3 plays. EWU has no consistency, but got just enough plays strung together on their 2nd drive to get that TD. All the big gains were through the air as the focus was stopping the run.
•On the other side of the ball, the Bears offense early was all about the run game. They were just over-powering the EWU line and so the Bears weren’t trying much through the air. However, when they did, there wasn’t much success.
•In the first half it was quite apparent the the Cal secondary and the zones they were running were not all that effective. The fact that they were so suspect against an FCS team bodes poorly. Of course we learned the rest of that as the season wore on, but this should have been a big warning sign.
•The Bears started substituting in 2nd and 3rd string guys late in the 3rd quarter and the value of the game slowed significantly at that point.
•The wide receivers for Cal were pretty inconsistent. Occasional drops, occasional half efforts assuming they won’t get the ball, etc.. Considering that the Bears stuck to the run game for the most part, the WR’s needed to make the most of their opportunities and they didn’t.
•Despite Tedford doing all the right things to pull off the accelerator in the 4th quarter, the backups and the generic, run out the clock play calling was working surprisingly effectively against a tired EWU. That says a lot about the future of the Bears when the backups are not enough of a step down to not have effect of taking the foot off the accelerator.

Implications for 2010:

This was a bit of a lazy game for the 1st string. The 2nd and 3rd string is who really ran up the score. Part of that is an opponent like EWU (or UC Davis) is going to tend to over-exert themselves early in a vain attempt to pull the upset. Fans shouldn’t be too worried if the Bears are only leading by a little when the 2nd quarter starts. It could still easily be a blowout by the time the final gun goes off. What also should give some optimism is how well the 2nd and 3rd string did. Since the best of these guys are taking over for the graduating seniors, it gives reason for hope that the Bears have a bright future.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

we did not execute well against EWU. We were able to capitalize on our superior athletic talent and had a few ‘home run’ plays. However, it was a rather unsatisfying victory.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the pass defense looking very “meh” in an alarming sort of way. The team looked like a MNC-caliber team after the Maryland game.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

We overestimated Maryland’s abilities.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah we did.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because they beat us the prior.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

BWF looks at the Cal starting lineup from a recruiting rankings perspective:

Observations:
- The offensive line appears to be fairly solid in terms of recruiting rankings. It’s hardly in the shape as some schools (cough UCLA) of having to rely on walk-ons and JC transfers to fill some gaps. The only JC transfer player is Donovan Edwards, who is projected to start at RT this Saturday while Matt Summers-Gavin continues to comeback from injury, although MSG will play. Although I do think Edwards came on strong at the end of the 2008 season, the line looks a whole lot better once you plug MSG into the starting lineup. A whole lot.

- I was a bit surprised with Anthony Miller’s ratings. I could swear he was a 4 star prospect at one point, but my memory might be getting fuzzy. It doesn’t matter much though, with Miller returning as the conference’s top pass-catching TE. The depth looks good as well with 4 star Spencer Ladner finally getting a crack at the rotation in the second TE spot.

- Obviously, Keenan Allen jumps out, and for good reason. He’s the jewel of the 2010 recruiting class, a genuine 5 star recruit, and the top player at the safety position, in the nation. While he won’t be playing safety, it says a whole lot when you think about his athletic and playmaking ability on the field. The closest comparison in terms of recruiting hype and possibly fulfilling potential is what we saw with Desean Jackson. Allen doesn’t have quite the speed, but this kid has a chance to be a real gamechanger. Paired with 4 star receiver Marvin Jones, and we’ve got what could a dynamic receiver duo.

- Shane Vereen fell a little bit behind the curtain with Jahvid Best’s signing, but this guy was an amazing pickup for the Bears. The fact that we got both in the same class still amazes me. I’m actually hoping for the same this year with Daniel Lasco and Brendon Bigelow. Ranked the #5 RB prospect in the nation by Rivals, and we have a sense that those guys knew what the business was with Vereen.

- I wouldn’t worry too much about the lacking of rankings or stars for the fullback position. Tedford and Co. have rarely recruited fullbacks, and have been comfortable with walk-ons. Given what Coach Gould has done as of late, you’re not going to hear too much argument from me.

- Kevin Riley was a solid 4 star recruit. He was arguably the best QB prospect in the state of Oregon, although you wonder how his ratings would have fluctuated in other states. He was an Elite 11 prospect, and got positive praise in camps alongside some other QBs you might have heard of like Jake Locker and Tim Tebow. Riley probably won’t be a first round pick like them, but he could certainly move into NFL conversations with a solid senior year.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Crumpy attends…lunch poems?

Nice event noon today at Doe Library for the start of the university’s Lunch Poems reading series, which soothed my savage soul. Two years from now, it will be part of a documentary on Berkeley by Fred Wiseman that will be shown on PBS.

Hosted by former U.S. Poet Laureate Robert Hass and university librarian Thomas Leonard, the initial event of the school year featured 10 prominent people on campus reading poems that had great meaning for them.

Rugby coach Jack Clark was first up and for his reading he chose "Don’t Quit,’’ author unknown. It was what the late Joe Roth read in his Rhetoric 160 class in January of 1977, less than a month before he died of cancer.

“I’m not sure what it means when the rugby coach is reading poetry to poetry afficionados,‘’ Clark said. "My Irish ancestors had a saying: ’Give it a lash,’ and that’s what I’ll do.’’

Clark set up his reading nicely with his connection to Roth and it was well received by a room full of folks receptive to poetry. As the title suggests, the poem has relevance for anyone facing tough times and difficult circumstances.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Crumpy with a little entry on Allen and WR Coach Daft:

Since covering the football Bears these days starts at the east rim of Memorial Stadium and snakes up Centennial Drive in Strawberry Canyon, the pool is smack-dab convenient. After completing several interviews following Wednesday morning’s practice, I paid $5 for a day pass and had myself a little swim.

With the pool open through the end of October, I’ll be a frequent swimmer up yonder.

As for the football team, I’m expecting to see a balanced offense from the Bears this season. So are the Bears. Given Kevin Riley’s experience, Shane Vereen’s proven ability, four returning starters on the offensive line and experience at tight end (Anthony Miller) and one wide receiver spot (Marvin Jones), there’s no reason Cal should not be able to mix and match well between the run and pass.

I’m especially interested in seeing freshman wide receiver Keenan Allen on Saturday as he starts his first college game.
“I feel real prepared,‘’ he said. "I feel I have the best coach in the nation (receivers coach Kevin Daft). He’s very detailed. He showed me everything, from getting myself open, using my hands more, stuff that will help your timing with the quarterback.’’

Of a notable nature, freshman linebacker David Wilkerson was cleared to play by the NCAA after his paperwork was reviewed … Giorgio Tavecchio will handle kickoffs this season after showing he can drive the ball deeper than he did a year ago … I wonder if anyone who attended Cal’s last game against UC Davis, in 1939, will be in the crowd on Saturday. If so, that’s certainly a life well lived.

I’ve been quite critical of Daft in the past; I couldn’t really understand why a QB from UC Davis would make a good WR coach, the shoddy WR play since the Big 3 left didn’t sooth my worries, and part of me felt, perhaps still feels, that Cal looks for average to below-average assistant coaches because it’s more affordable. Nice to see the highly touted Allen going above and beyond what he would have to say about Daft. I’ll e eating my humble pie now.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

SOmetimes the people who’ve had to struggle make better coaches than the naturally gifted. I don’t think it’s a knock on him that he was a QB at Davis.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

true, and I’m sure he’s a fine QB coach, it just seemed on the surface to be an area that could’ve used a superior WR-focused coach. I need to say 10 Hail Tedfords for, once again, having superior intellect.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

FML!!!

err..having inferior intellect

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re up to 20 Hail Tedfords now!

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus your link went to the poetry story, FML indeed

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know Coach Gould was a defensive back in college, right?

by Cali49a on Sep 3, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

HP!!!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is a fake account? Where you been buddy. Let me greet you with a nice thorough sunshine pumping. PUMP PUMP PUMP GO BEARS

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP PUMP PUMP GO BEARS

Rishi, is that you?!

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey do you think the Dems are going to lose the House? I’m kind of scared.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want the short answer or long answer?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m easy; just give it to me long and hard.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s why Rishi is trying to blame 33$$ for all the pumping going on around here.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So…is Rishi still hearting a lot of cock?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

toads!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give Rishi some credit. He’s good for at least 7 pumps before he’s done with a girl

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is awkward.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi: Master of the 7 pump dump

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

GO BEARS!

CAN I GET A GO BEARS ON FIFTEEN, A GO BEARS ON FIFTEEN!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAN I GET A GO BEARS ON PI??

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cant count that high.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know, if you want a “Go Bears on Three,” we’re going to need that three.

o=========<| BBBBBBEARZZZZZZ
May I offer you a glass of sunshine?

by Thoroughbred on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, some kind of accountant?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Vegas this weekend.

And I don’t actually drink lemon drops, but you konw this.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

33% of the time I drink with you, you drink lemon drops.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS, you drank lemon drops too!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve been accused. You must be guiltyl

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joseph McCarthy, is that you?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

OLD MEME!!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 3, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Methuselah, is that you?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

CalBear81, is that you?

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously! Keep up with the times!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we need our own list of memes to retire.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just looking for an easy way to distance yourself from your <3 of cock.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that one isn’t as played out yet (except when royrules uses it).

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where IS royrules anyway?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixing MSFT bugs.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the striking suspicion that in this case, it really is true…..

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many of those were you?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zero, actually. I’ll try and participate next time.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Football player discusses video game addiction:




Interesting, as many typically associate compulsive games-playing with MMOs. Pitcock, however, numbed his depression and anxiety by playing FPSes, jumping on Xbox Live at 3 p.m. and going until 6 or 7 a.m. the next day.

“I was ranked at one point 55th in the world,” Pitcock told the Dayton, Ohio Daily News (Pitcock played college ball at Ohio State). “I got just overwhelmed with so much stuff. I have my anxiety issues, which I didn’t think I had but later learned I had very high levels of. … You hear with other people how it’s drugs or alcohol. I stayed away from that area. I refer to video games as my drug of choice.”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Haha, his name is Pitcock

It’s funny because it has “cock” in it.

by Murray, Present on Sep 3, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is funny!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, it looks like they are working on ruleoftree.com. It goes somewhere, but has trouble getting there. Try it for yourself!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Huh?
This webpage has a redirect loop.

The webpage at http://www.ruleoftree.com/ has resulted in too many redirects. Clearing your cookies for this site or allowing third-party cookies may fix the problem. If not, it is possibly a server configuration issue and not a problem with your computer.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does that mean?????

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Do I have to upload images for a fanpost to a third-party site, or will SBN let me upload to its server?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

No idea. I usually just import the image, but Im not sure if thats available to non-mods.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t flaunt your moderatity at me!

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, you want me to put my shirt back on then?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have to go upload it to a third-party site – SBN only allows mods to upload images to the SBN servers. Just stick what you’re going to use on FB or something and then link the URL.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Floyd Mayweather probably not getting that match with Pacquiao

ESPN

Floyd Mayweather Jr., who has steadfastly refused to answer questions about the most recent round of failed negotiations for a fight with Manny Pacquiao, has unleashed a profanity-filled racist and homophobic Internet rant against the Filipino star.

In an approximately 10-minute UStream video, apparently made Thursday and also posted on YouTube, Mayweather repeated his assertion that Pacquiao uses performance-enhancing drugs, an accusation that resulted in a defamation lawsuit from Pacquiao earlier this year.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

The money quote
“I’m on vacation for about a year, about a year,” Mayweather said. “As soon as we come off vacation, we’re going to cook that little yellow chump. We ain’t worried about that. So they ain’t gotta worry about me fighting the midget. Once I kick the midget ass, I don’t want you all to jump on my d—-. So you all better get on the bandwagon now. … Once I stomp the midget, I’ll make that mother f——- make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.”

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, that guy is such a dumbass!! They don’t eat sushi in the Philippines! He obviously doesn’t know anything about East Asians and Pacific Islanders!

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

HolmoePhobe is back! AND BETTER THAN EVER!

However, I think it’s fair to say that Shane Vereen is starting the year out with a lower profile than Best had last year. And while this is understandable – Vereen isn’t dashing around breaking track and field records in his free time – I think that some may be underestimating the range of skills that Vereen brings to our offense. To that end, I decided to compare Best and Vereen’s performance in last year’s games to try and demonstrate what kind of running back Vereen really is. In particular, it is my contention that he will emulate to a significant extent Best’s ability to break off long runs – while also proving most consistent and useful in shorter-yardage situations.

Warning: lots of numbers ahead.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

OH USC

Via the LA Times

It turns out the Trojans did not know the Warriors would be running the “Pistol” offense — a spread attack in which the running back lines up behind the quarterback — until defensive boss Monte Kiffin saw it on the news Wednesday night.

“So we spent all morning changing things and preparing for it,” said Lane Kiffin. “I guess that shows we should never watch the news, because the preparation didn’t do any good.”

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So that’s why they couldn’t tackle….

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or complete a 2-point conversion.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or tackle!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or complete a 2-point conversion.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or tackle!

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or tackle a 2-point conversion!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Just wow.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Sushine pumping since 2010.

by oskisunbear on Sep 3, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is going to be the best season ever

It’s going to be completely mental.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Roethlisberger’s ban at 4 games

Ben Roethlisberger’s suspension has been cut from six games to four by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

The Pittsburgh Steelers’ star quarterback met with Goodell early Friday and was told he could return on Oct. 17 against Cleveland.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Ben will now go and celebrate in a college bar.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Ben = Best. Wingman. Ever?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or worst? Everyone acts as his wingman.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to make sure your buddy doesn’t rape anyone so that your team can make the playoffs, now that’s real wingmanning right there.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like an average Friday night with _ !

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I hope that Cal gets its 12,000 Bearbackers. I have 12,000 Barebackers I could offer, but I’m not sure thats the same

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Lol nice

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Sep 3, 2010 11:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ugh off to class. Class on Friday is the worst.

/twitter

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Still at work. Working till 5 on a Friday (AND THE FRIDAY BEFORE LABOR DAY) is the worst

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

School is great compared to work.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Be happy you get to go outside for more than like 1.5 hours today!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I graduated in May

And I miss school very much.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

Best. Comment. Ever.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to skip classes

Not a good idea depending on the class.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have learned very few things in any class on the Friday prior to a long weekend.

Except knowing questions that were on the upcoming midterm.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why everyone should take a PE class on Friday.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but are they really going to remember how to model capital calls over the long weekend?

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Required attendance for the first two weeks. Because of the budget cuts, most of my classes have waitlists longer than the classes themselves. Because I was lucky enough to get into the classes, I should probably go.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I alluded to, you actually might get answers to questions that will appear on upcoming midterms or hints on what to specifically study on these days.

Profs like to reward students who show up then.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it is also the second week of class.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to office hours for the same reasons.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone watching the US Open?

The fans are getting a little worked up over the event.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG BREAKING NEWS!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

recd

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO NEW YORK!

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad a tree is chopped down by the lightsaber

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

*isn’t…

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spectacular!

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

can someone please explain to me why the fat guy on lost stayed fat? and i know he wasn’t actually lost on an island. is it explained away in the show?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 3, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOST SPOILER

Well, why he initially stays fat, we never know.

At some point, they discover these food drops on the island from a remote Dharma Initiative station. Hurley gorges on this — candy bars, peanut butter, jars of mayo and ranch, etc., thus keeping him fat.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i’m guessing there is a large surplus of food? because the other guys don’t cook and eat him?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 4, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing that guy must be famous.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then, I think that answers your “WHAAA?” question.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t care. Football season is here.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lost is over man, what happened, happened.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have also accepted BELIEVING.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried not to go for the obvious one.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even close

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like saying Kevin Riley throws like Aaron Rodgers.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still believe in Kevin. This is his year.

by Murray, Present on Sep 3, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people never learn.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, some people.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he does have a Weezer album named after him.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

24 hours…

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

“You’ll never see a Colquitt back away.”

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“So the question begs, ‘why do you kick to him?’”

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

KING DUNLAP

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh…. kay.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some oversized Eagles linemen!

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is cool.

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“yes, i am an upset bag of douche”

by MR.F. on Sep 3, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like that whole game consisted of guys named Bosworth trying to tackle Best and falling over.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much sunshine around here.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the worst kind of person.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi is the worst kind of Indian.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG!

Is it weird that I kind of enjoy these?

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumbest. Cheer. Ever.

It’s like admitting your team shouldn’t be winning.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did that against Az State when we were ranked higher than they were.

But we did destroy them.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impossible to take UCLA fans seriously enough to get pissed off by them.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED! I hat you so much.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masoli will play this season:

http://www.ncaa.org/wps/wcm/connect/public/ncaa/resources/latest+news/2010+news+stories/september+latest+news/subcommittee+allows+jeremiah+masoli+to+compete+immediately

I’m going to an Ole Miss game this fall, hide the laptop!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm

Nutt’s whining has paid off.

"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Sep 3, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a joke. Also, please referring me to that scum bag 33$$.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you forgot a word or two…

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong blog.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any word on whether he’ll cook up the offense like he’s cooking ravioli?

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

I don’t understand why he was so low on the depth chart to begin with. Then again, I don’t follow the NFL.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the Steelers/the NFL do not like creativity.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t exactly have a sterling track record in the NFL so far. Although I would like to see what he can do with some extended playing time.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played well in the Ravens game UNTIL the coaches decided to stop letting him run zone read options and made him just stand behind centre.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting pummeled by Ed Reed is a little bit different than most Pac-10 defenses he’s had to face.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As somebody who has been pummeled by Ed Reed, I can concur with this.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

halp

I need to buy myself a Rudy Gay Team USA jersey. Does anyone have any idea where I can get one? Google searches and eBay have proved to be of no help.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Why Rudy Gay? Why not someone good, like Curry, or Iguodala, or Durant?

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost a bet with my old roommate over the NBA finals – he had the Lakers and Cavs and I had the field. Loser had to buy the winner a jersey of his choice (Wade Team USA jersey) and the winner got to pick a jersey the loser had to buy for himself and wear to a game. I would have made him buy a Rick Fox or Doug Christie jersey, but he had to go with the obvious pick and chose GAY. Very trite. I feel like he could have done much better.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could always just get a Memphis jersey instead of a USA one.

by boomtho on Sep 3, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it might come to that. Oh well.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you want to wear the word gay on your back. Do you know what you are saying when you use the word ‘gay?’

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for reading my explanation like usual!

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for reading everything I write with a literal interpretation. A sense of humor would do you well. Life is a game after all. It was a reference to those HORRIBLE PSA’s.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for continuing to pump sunshine! Keep on pumping! Thanks for trying to act like you read it too!

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it. Do you not watch tv? Come on bro. WAY TOO SERIOUS HERE.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, you’re right. I’m a little touchy. So are you. Peace? Clean slate from here on, 33SS. AND YES I KNOW IT’S YOU DON’T DENY IT

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truce. Don’t know what you are talking about otherwise.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truce sounds about right.

Thanks for being willing to take the high road, gentlemen.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poop.

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

anus

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 3, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peace, love, go Bears, and Pump.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M GON BE RICH

I just got contacted by Mr. Patrick Chan, Director of Hang Seng Bank.

He wants to contact me regarding the 42 million dollars business proposal he has for me.

OMG BEST DAY EVER

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

you have an exciting life. I just got done surfing. I’ll take my life.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surfing is more exciting than 42 MILLION DOLLARS?~!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, not worth it. You like your life. I like mine.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TheOfficialSunshinePumper, you’re kinda a downer….

by MR.F. on Sep 3, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we remove this guy as the Official Sunshine Pumper. I mean maybe unofficial, but as a licensed, elected official, he sucks. And when did we elect him???

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Sushine Pumper better.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t remember electing this guy to make him official. I say we storm the Bastille and take back the power. If someone gets decapitated, that’s just a coincidence.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saddle up the Battle Triceratops, we’re going in!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stegosaurus v. Battle Triceratops. Who wins?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they playing football or laser wars?

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SimAnt

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battle Triceratops for sure. He’s got like a 75 million year evolutionary advantage over Stego. Computers are complex things, and I don’t think a Late Jurassic dinosaur like Stegosaurus could handle one.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I think you know what the question is. :)

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a Battle Torosaurus to me, maybe even a young juvenile Battle Torosaurus.

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isnt’a juvenile Torosaurus just a….oh, wait a second, never mind.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torosaurus? Never heard of it… Let me look it up. Oh, that’s an outdated name.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means “Bull Saurus”, or “Dino Bull”, in English.

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.
Although the meaning of the name Torosaurus is frequently given as “bull lizard” (from the Latin taurus (“bull”), the name probably means “perforated lizard” (from the Greek word toreo (“pierce, perforate”).2 The allusion is to the window-like holes, or fenestrae, in the elongated frill…

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLAH BLAH BLAH probably BLAH BLAH BLAH

Is that the best science can do, “probably”?

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Much of the confusion over etymology of the name results from the fact that Marsh never explicitly explained it in his papers.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the best history can do, guess?

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, stupid historians. What are they thinking?

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Marsh tho too, total hack no credibility.

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might be a joke, but seriously Marsh fucked up a lot of paleontology. Have you heard of the Bone Wars? Some great books out there on it.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, I just saw the Bone Wars book when I was, uh, googling something else.

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this brings back memories. I think I actually had this toy when i was a little tyke.

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by HydroTech on Sep 3, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

guy, excuse me? Just because I post on this board doesnt make me a guy. I believe Cal Bear 81 is a woman as well.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, lady. I’d say like 95% of trolls are guys. Just the way it is.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super cereal question

Anyone know where I can get 2002-2003 box scores? It’s for a fanpost.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

For Cal games?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, looks like ESPN doesn’t go that far back. I’ve got no idea then.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cal site will have it all. It looks like turkey ahs linked to it below. I’ve used it often for posts. I think it goes back to like 1997.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t make the obvious joke. Thanks.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since when do you have any idea anyway? ;-)

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is ‘sincewhen1997?’

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s regular poster here, why do you ask?

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.calbears.com/sports/m-footbl/archive/cal-m-footbl-archive.html

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-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great success! Thanks.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Tom Brady look like Justin Bieber?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bill Simmons beat you to it.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im doing this based solely off of reading this post.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible haircuts?

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The concept of the header is not consistent with your usage here. But it amuses me, nonetheless.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Maybe a little late.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchfork’s Top 200 Tracks of the 1990s wrapped up today. Here is their Top 10:

10. Weezer “Say It Ain’t So” video
9. Beck “Loser” video
8. Aaliyah “Are You That Somebody” video
7. Neutral Milk Hotel “Holland, 1945” video
6. My Bloody Valentine “Only Shallow” video
5. Wu-Tang Clan “Protect Ya Neck” video
4. Radiohead “Paranoid Android” video
3. Dr. Dre (and Snoop Doggy Dogg) “Nothing But a ‘G’ Thang” video
2. Pulp “Common People” video
1. Pavement “Gold Soundz” video

One of the caveats is that they put each artist on the list only once. All of these are solid songs, but I don’t understand Pitchfork’s obsession with Pavement (I consider this song the weakest of the ten).

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s Teen Spirit?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like number 16. It should be higher.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most overrated song of all time.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 3, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DISAGREE!

Creed "With Arms Wide Open" lolz

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you click the lolz link, dinosaur man? Because you should!

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy: “You know what will make Creed even better?”
Everyone: “What?”
That guy: “Mumbling!”

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one song they picked for him was waaaaaay low. Like 40s or 50s? Don’t remember.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just silly!

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was never really that into Pavement. Nice to see MBV on there though.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creed “With Arms Wide Open” lolz

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Common People is one of my favoritest songs ever. Brilliance in musical form.

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by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

flag

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stop

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 3, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait for it....

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMFG MOTORCYCLE IS CHASING ME

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

quality stuff, avi

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for best south park character ever!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 4, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for excellence of opinion

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wake had a neat trick play yesterday:

http://cdn.static.viddler.com/flash/simple_publisher.swf?key=f3412d5d&ref

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean PC had a nice trick play vs. Wake.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 3, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

right, Roy saves the day!! :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his name isn’t even roy. Still flabergahsted.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Livetweeting

solarise will be joining the CGB mods for some exciting livetweeting tmr. If I end up at the KKG or DG House you’ll be the 1st to know.

http://twitter.com/solariseCGB

by solarise on Sep 3, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Make ample use of Twitpic! Or whatever it is that it’s called.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one solarise would be using probably doesn’t have the “w” in it.

by atomsareenough on Sep 3, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This also assumes you don’t have an ATT phone and will get reception in Memorial…

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is AT&T especially bad at Memorial or something? I didn’t get any reception at all on Verizon when I was there for the USC game last year either.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the crowds overload the local network.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I figured, I was more asking whether it’s that AT&T specifically is always bad, since I got the impression that no cell phone carrier would work at all during games based on my experience.

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by yellow fever on Sep 3, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

my own personal experience is with att.

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-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if you end up at the Sigma Nu house?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then your day has taken a terrible turn. You’ll have better luck at Tri-Delt.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TriDelt – two out of three go down.

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by Rishi on Sep 3, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If When I end up at the KKG or DG House you’ll be the 1st to know.

Fixed.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope your alarm clock is set to Fight for California…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 4, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

to be clear, I am not GalaptagosTurtle. Please, nobody go there.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Sep 3, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, dude, trolling is AWESOME!

BTW, where are the Galaptagos Islands? Somewhere off the coast of Chilly? I think they’re quite famous for their fenches. You can go to the beach and see dozens of iglaunos laying out in the sushine.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Isn’t it Chile?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate so much that I laughed.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 3, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I don’t know what to do with you.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You saddled up those Battle Triceratops yet?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s splinter? I thought he was gonna teach em to be ninja teens?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had an Aardvarks Anonymous meeting.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turtle, Sonny Cumbie called. He would like to know how his ass tastes.

It tastes like a dead-end coaching job at TT.

Despite Turtle’s trolling, I will say that those users are not a good representation of class.

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by Swamphunter on Sep 3, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I love you.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this exists, I want one.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s sooooo awesome

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Sep 3, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they come for the Torosauruses, not the triceratopseses?

by OaktownAggie on Sep 3, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When will my persecution end!

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by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My children are still outraged over Pluto’s demotion, I haven’t mentioned the triceratops situation because who knows when I’d hear the end of it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no triceratops situation. Everything is fine with the triceratops. But the torosaurus has had to deal with some shit recently.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I can’t keep this straight, what kind of havoc might I cause trying to explain it to the small people in the house.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to know what happened to the brontosaurus when I wasn’t looking.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apatosaurus came along and drank his milkshake.

by OaktownAggie on Sep 3, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he makes such a delicious burger!

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was in 1975. So you aren’t faulted for not keeping track.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to look it up, but the Brontosaurus was reclassified as Apatosaurus in 1903.

In 1903, Elmer Riggs pointed out that Brontosaurus excelsus was in fact so similar to Apatosaurus ajax that it belonged in the same genus, which Riggs re-classified as Apatosaurus excelsus. According to the rules of the ICZN (which governs the scientific names of animals), the name Apatosaurus, having been published first, had priority as the official name; Brontosaurus was a junior synonym and therefore discarded from formal use.

But the public only knew the name Brontosaurus, and it was one of the most popular dinosaurs (lots of toys, in every dinosaur book, and in all the movies). So scientists were calling the animal Apatosaurus and everyone else was calling it Brontosaurus for something like 80 years. I guess paleontologists finally had enough in the mid-70s and did a big publicized push to change the popular name. I still learned the name Brontosaurus in the mid 80’s when I was a kid—I think a lot of popular books needed to be changed.

by paleodan on Sep 5, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the Flintstones. I am sure that’s where I learned it.

by Scootie on Sep 5, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next, they’ll be telling us that Dino didn’t really exist. Damn scientists.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Sep 5, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing we have you as an eye witness.

Stay safe!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 5, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s as if the fabric of my childhood is being ripped asunder.

by Scootie on Sep 5, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, we were repeatedly told about how there was “Not The Mama!”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 5, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there late 1800s paleotology slash fic?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you settle for mid-twentieth century Stalinist paleontology science fiction?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Yefremov

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by CalBear81 on Sep 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it slash fic? If not, no

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by TwistNHook on Sep 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stalinist slash fic? Can’t quite picture it.

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by CalBear81 on Sep 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule 34 disagrees

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by norcalnick on Sep 5, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taphonomy is awesome! Probably my favorite part in studying paleontology.

by paleodan on Sep 5, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know the Yale paleontologist Marsh is the one who named both the Apatosaurus (ex-Brontosaurus) and the Triceratops. It’s not slash fiction (I think you might have to write that yourself), but The Bone Wars between Marsh and Cope have been turned into a graphic novel.

by paleodan on Sep 5, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a busy Friday night.

Toasted atoms honor.
Toasted Rishi’s honour.
Toasted Cal.

Decided that I effin’ hate stanfurd.

Foles needs a friggin’ haircut. And someone should tase Stoops. Just for the helluvit.

Did I mention I effin’ hate ’furd?

Go Bears!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Started celebrating, I see … :)

by sec119 on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update!

I toasted atoms twice…‘cuz there’s more of him. ;)

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by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

cold.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very. It goes down smoother that way.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s where I’ve been going wrong all these years.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I TOAST THIS TOAST!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I choose my choice!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Justin.tv,

I think I love you. I get to watch Az-Toledo while my wife and daughter desecrate our otherwise noble HD TV with the gawd-awful travesty that is Project Runway.

You…you…complete me.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is your other daughter watching the game with you or Project Runway?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psycho Teething Baby was happily screaming away from her crib.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, happy days.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was on espn3.com too

o=========<| BBBBBBEARZZZZZZ
May I offer you a glass of sunshine?

by Thoroughbred on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Justin.tv,

It seems we’ve grown apart. I must confess…I’ve met someone new. Someone who excites me in ways that I didn’t even know about.

We’ll always be friends, right?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 3, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you not get ESPN3/360/whatever they call it now?

by GBB4188 on Sep 3, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t know about the espn3.com feed.

I was just happy to find the game online.

Actually, looking back, I think I was just happy. Period.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 4, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

And what are you now?

by Scootie on Sep 4, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Headachy.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 4, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hardly. I know enough to hydrate after toasting. Didn’t they teach you that in…ohhhh…right.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s an ethnic stereotype about Scots being drunks for a reason sir, there are some lessons that are still learned from the family in the traditional manner.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 4, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hungry and a little tired. The kid had crying nightmares off/on all night and PTB decided to get up at 5am.

But, I’m also excited it’s game day. Go Bears!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 4, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m almost inspired enough to break out the scotch.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Sep 3, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait to see his gameday liveblogging.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keys the game: Reasonable expectations.

Not sure if my aging (and out of practice) liver is ready for a back to back days of serious toasting.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 4, 2010 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

r u drrrrunnnkk?

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by HydroTech on Sep 3, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fact.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 4, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

But let the record show that even after multiple toasts, I could still type and spell better than Twist! (A very low bar, admittedly.)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Sep 4, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fact.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 4, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’ve got to have an RSI, that’s not a bad one to have.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

f

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you better when you’re making Arrested Development references!

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by norcalnick on Sep 3, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep that kind of stuff here and then I’ll think about it.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Sep 3, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes because giants talk makes more sense than Dodger talk at the off topic section of a Cal football blog. Chill out dude.

by MR.F. on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, this is not the off topic section. This is the inanity section.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

To claim that this place is off topic is to claim that there could, conceivably, be a topic.

I do not accept the premise that the DBD, has, ever had, or ever will have a topic. It lacks the foundation for a topic.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologies! Apologies! Apologies all around!

by MR.F. on Sep 3, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Grabbed a Spaten, feeling much better now.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Sep 3, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one has a relative Triceratops lean to it.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure there is a “we” here at CGB. We don’t like Cal, because many people who actively root against Cal post here (and by that I refer mostly to Harsha, that dick!). In this amorphous blob, there tend to be a lot of true American heroes rooting for the As and a bunch of other people who root for other teams such as the terrorist organization known as the Giants and some team down south nobody gives a fuck about named the Dodgers. There is no particular direction either pro-Dogers or anti-Dodgers here, merely a series of individuals with varying attitudes towards a variety of teams.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it's like Inception.

Gravity, architecture and personal tastes can be bent beyond the possible.

That, and RockyNumbers is nothing but a projection of every debbie downer I’ve met in my lifetime.

Awesome! Thanks Twist!

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Sep 3, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, I forgot about Rocky90210 (or more accurately, suppressed the memory). Do you think he will reappear tomorrow?

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rocky2.718281828 haunts the game-day threads of my dreams.

by paleodan on Sep 3, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the baseball equivalent of Lichtenstein, but without the liberal tax laws and false teeth factories.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 4, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

JJ Arrington was released by the Iggles today.

by Scootie on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind of feel bad for JJ. Goes to show how special that offensive line he played behind was though (not to mention Manderino blocking up for him).

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he’s never really recovered from ankle injuries.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SACRAMENTO!

The River Cats are PCL South Champions for the ninth time in the last eleven seasons, making them the most successful professional sports team in the United States of America this century!

Matt Watson tied the game with a solo home run in the seventh inning and Sacramento tacked on six more runs over the final three innings to secure the Pacific Coast League Pacific South Division title, their ninth since 2000. No other major American professional sports team has won nine division titles in this century, with the New York Yankees and Detroit Red Wings coming closest with eight.
http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100904&content_id=14266222&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&sid=t105

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Sep 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So you’re saying they’re a bunch of over-qualifed bullies?

(Pauses to let people’s Cal biases get fired up…)

Maybe I should start taking an interest in this team.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 4, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure any minor league baseball player can be reasonably called “over-qualified.”

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Sep 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s possible in context.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 kod’s drunk posting.

see all y’all (more than 5) at Memorial tomorrow. GO BEARS!

by boomtho on Sep 4, 2010 1:53 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s actually a lot like Kod’s regular posting. Only pointier.

by atomsareenough on Sep 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

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