Eating the Enemy: UC Davis + Open Thread For Tonight's Games
From Backwoods Home Magazine:
Sauerbraten (Sour Roast)
Practically a German sacrament
2-1/2 lbs. horse meat roast
4 strips bacon (optional)
soup vegetables: carrot, celery, leek (optional), parsley root (optional), onion (optional)
1 cup red wine vinegar
1 pint red wine (optional)
1 garlic clove
2 bay leaves
1 Tbsp. juniper berries
3 allspice corns and/or cloves
3 peppercorns
1 thyme branch
1/4 cup pork lard
1 Tbsp. flour (optional)
1/2 cup raisins
salt
pepper
maple syrup (to taste)Vigorously rub the roast with the bacon. Clean and wash the vegetables and cut them into pieces. Bring the vinegar to boil with some water or stock, then let it cool down a bit and add the meat, garlic, spices, and the vegetables. Let it marinade in a closed bowl for several days (but at least 24 hours) in a cool place.
Remove the horse meat from the marinade and roast it in the lard. Then slowly add the marinade, together with the vegetables and the spices. Braise it in the oven for 2 to 21/2 hours at 350 degrees. Remove the bay leaves, the cloves and the juniper berries from the gravy. Strain the gravy, and perhaps thicken it with some flour. Add the raisins and season it with salt, pepper, and maple syrup. Serves 4.
Use this as your thread for tonight's opening games of the 2010 college football season! Go Scarlet Knights! Schedule after the jump.
Here is the schedule, courtesy of mattsarz. Times are PT. Rejoice. College football is back.
| Southern Miss at South Carolina | ![]() |
4:30pm | ||
| Minnesota at Middle Tennessee | 4:30pm | |||
| Marshall at Ohio St. | GameFinder | 4:30pm | ||
| Towson at Indiana | GameFinder | 4:30pm | ||
| Northern Illinois at Iowa St. | FSN List | 5pm | ||
| Pittsburgh at Utah | 5:30pm | |||
| North Dakota at Idaho | College Sports Direct | 6pm | ||
| Western New Mexico at Northern Arizona | B2 Networks (FREE) | 7pm | ||
| USC at Hawai'i | ![]() |
8pm |
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WE HAVE OUR FIRST SAFETY!
Central Washington is up 2-0 over Hampton.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
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I thought an Aggie is just an agriculturist.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t believe college football season is here!
\sniff
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I prefer middle-left Tennessee more.
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I prefer Back-And-To-The-Left Tennessee
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What is going on in the games? Where is Rated-R Superstar when you need him???
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My neighborhood Safeway told me they were fresh out of horse meat. Any ideas on an alternative purveyor?
I'm stuck in an OCHEM class at Rutgers
Needless to say the students here are pissed they have to miss the game tonight.
What is angering them more?
1. Missing the game
2. Living in New Jersey?
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Oh man, I had no idea there was a Rutgers student on the blog. Nice to see you.
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I'm just a post-bac there...
I AM a cal alum, but as my sn indicates, im from nj :)
That is very close to my story, actually…
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Eatin’ dinner, gonna hit the road shortly.
Bay Area here I come!
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by Swamphunter on Sep 2, 2010 5:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
South Carolina has some tall receivers
I want one.
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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Pittsburgh is going to defeat Utah.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
HE IS BACK
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Also
I disagree
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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
FIRST RATED-R SUPERSTAR OPEN THREAD COMMENT OF THE NEW SEASON!
IT’S OFFICIAL! COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS HERE TO MOTHERFUCKING STAY!
Iowa state QB just got picked.
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Just wait until Saturday!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I fail.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Marshall blocked an Ohio State FG and returned it for a TD
ALAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
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Rutgers has only scored 3 points on Norfolk State through most of 2 quarters
FEVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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I’m starting to have my doubts about the Tom Savage era.
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Christ, two missed field goals. I wish we still had Jeremy Ito. The Judge!
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What's for dinner?
I’m getting Jack in the Box.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Savage had 10 seconds in the pocket and still got sacked.
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apropos of nothing
Mike Kafka, now the Eagles 3rd string QB, is currently 1/10 for 3 yards with an interception. He’s the NFL’s Joe Ayoob!
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Romeus is a beast.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
Jordan Wynn is 6 for 8 against a pretty good Pitt defense.
That Pointsettia Bowl performance doesn’t look so bad now.
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Utah’s got a lot of turnover on both sides of the ball though, right?
And he’s got the Sophomore leap year to help out too
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And I think he’s good anyway.
Pretty sure he had some Pac-10 offers as well
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He had one from Arizona State. I think he flew under the radar, like most of the good QB prospects who end up in Utah schools.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My memory may be faulty but it seemed to me that most of Wynn’s success (with notable exceptions) in the bowl came from short passes → missed Cal tackles (seriously, even Syd’Quan was missing tackles that night. entire defense was in a funk) → YAC.
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Blowouts A'Plenty
Anybody have good sites like channelsurfing.net?
I’m getting tired of ESPN3’s two streams of blowouts and one Jersey suckfest. Also all three are featuring a Bama mini-documentary featuring Nick Saban and shouting
18 to Cheeseboard
Versus, Pitt vs Utah
Best game of the night.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a stream for that? Probono is showing Minnesota-MTSU for some reason.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he switched it back. It was just halftime.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Shaky Smithson has fumbled two times for Utah.
Based on his name, I could never have predicted this.
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Dr. Lou is a moron
And wastes time while ESPN could be doing actual reporting on college football.
ESPN is the new MTV.
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True. Not enough breakdowns of Cal vs. UC Davis.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m already tired of hearing about how USC has so much “heart” and “perseverance” for not giving up…even though they haven’t played a single down. Their season storylines get old fast.
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Totes! They’re so gonna win the national championship without playing in a bowl game.
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No. Link please.
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Be Forewarned
There is a cringe-inducing reference to “California University” in the blog post I linked to.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh snap..
Totally saw that commercial on espn today, but didn’t even realize it was him.
OT, but too awesome not to share
Bill Simmons ranks the QBs for each team. In his blurb about Rodgers he writes:
On a personal note, my affection for Rodgers increased exponentially at ESPN’s Sundance party during the conference championships, when Rodgers and his buddies unabashedly rooted against former nemesis Favre and the Vikings down the stretch and celebrated raucously when New Orleans pulled it out. Rodgers couldn’t have been more delighted; he did everything but climb on the bar and start a “F—- YOU, FAVRE!” chant. I will always root for him after that. And yes, that story is 100 percent true.
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So is the consensus that we should be rooting for Utah? I have an irrational soft spot for Pitt and I’m still bitter about the Poinsettia Bowl, so I think I’m leaning towards the Wannstache. . .
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But at the same time, I’m still sort of bitter about losing to them last year and would get mild satisfaction with watching them lose too.
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Ah, the complicated emotional state of the college football fan
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Yeah, that’s how I feel. It validates them.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What makes you like Pitt? I can’t stand them.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of it is that I root for the Chicago Bears and liked Wannstache when he was coaching there. But it’s mostly irrational. They seem pretty meh to me – why can’t you stand them?
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Mostly from being in the Big East for grad school.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Syracuse. It’s more of a basketball-inspired thing, but I really don’t like them. Actually, come to think of it, the only two Big East schools I actually like are ’Cuse and WVU.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevada 28, Eastern Washington 10 at halftime
Colin Kaepernick, 16 for 20, 179 yards, 1 TD, but also leads the Wolfpack in rushing with 7 rushes for 55 yards and 2 rushing TDs. Vai Taua and Mike Ball with 70 yards combined.
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It doesn't appear to be on TV anywhere, sadly.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
EWU is a pretty good FCS team, but Nevada still probably shouldn’t be giving up 23 points and 348 total yards over 3 quarters to them. I think Nevada’s defense is pretty bad.
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That Hawaii crowd at Aloha Stadium is pretty tanned.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That will probably do it for Pittsburgh.
That wide receiver wasn’t even touched.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Anybody else having problems with ESPN? Mne is acting really weird right now.
Also, they have an Marc Tyler as an impact player and they listed a game against SJSU as his impacge game. dude, its SJSU!
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You know this game is in Hawaii, right? Shit gets complicated in Polynesia. The sideline camera isn’t on a official camera dolly, it’s mounted on top of an SUV.
So Sunseri is finally going to Baldwin.
It worked for eight points.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
*Rainbow Warriors
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that Utah's in our conference now
I don’t have as much fun rooting against them
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They did something funky trying to go for two. For the hell of it, I guess.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
They tried running a 2 pt conversion, the one with only 3 down linemen and the rest of the team split wide.
Did it look like the 2pt conversion Oregon usually runs?
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Yeah, although I can’t say for certain since the cameras didn’t cut to it until after the ball had been snapped.
I like the "eating the enemy" schtick.
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Don’t like the red zone play from Pitt. A little lackadaisical with the clock and unimaginative
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Extra Football!
It’s not yet the classic that Oregon-Boise State was last year, but this is a pretty good way to start the year.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
He should have had his own Smirnoff Ice
to ice-block, bro.
by Murray, Present on Sep 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ore/BSU a classic because of Oregon’s ineptitude or because of Blount’s falcon punch?
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They called it again!
this rule is so stupid.
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This will be the biggest “F—- YOU, UTAH” if Pitt makes the FG, then wins in OT.
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For real, how much more can you ice a kicker after the first TO? I guess there’s no point in saving your timeouts, but that second still felt pointless. And now we’re in OT.
I can’t remember where I read it, but a study done showed that statistically, icing hte kicker results in a greater chance of a miss.
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Dammit I just got off work!
C’mon Utes!
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I honestly still can’t root for Utah, even thought they’ll be representing the PAC
FUCK UUUU-TES
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Hey, I let that boat pass down the river when they joined!
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I’m trying, man. Maybe by next year. Give me one last year of bad blood.
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Hate the Saints, accept the Utes.
Works for me this season.
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I don’t think a 3 point OT win constitutes a BCS ‘beatdown,’ VS. play-by-play man. But whatever.
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Definitely not a beatdown.
Not against a very overrated Pitt team at home.
It’s a good win, but not close to a thrashing.
Thrashing would be Miami v. FAMU.
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The whole VS. commentary team is…underwhelming. The studio people in particular were…not good. Almost makes me wish for Pam Ward.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Still better than Fox.
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Okay, back to Hawaii.
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went to SC to be the 4th string back and miss his last bowl games.
Could’ve come to Cal and started at LB
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TD USC
And that eliminated anything interesting for the rest of the night I think
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When you say “work” do you mean cooing at your daughter and jiggling your keys in front of her???
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I’ve actually been singing to her some. She’s too inexperienced to tell how bad I am at it.
Also, actual work. I really need to stop getting forwarded messages from angry semi-literate users at 9pm at night.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Alright, alright I’ll stop forwarding you angry emails. Damn!
I’m just happy you now consider me semi-literate!
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Is USC just determined to work on their 2-point conversions today or something? Did they not bring a kicker?
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It’s part of the NCAA sanctions: They’re not allowed to kick for points.
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Seriously?
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Nevada 42, Eastern Washington 24
Kaepernick, 26 for 36, 304 yards, 2 TDs.
11 rushes, 60 yards, 2 rushing TDs.
Led the team in passing and rushing. Impressive, most impressive.
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Now 49-24
Kaepernick no longer playing.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I dig the thoroughness.
Thanks, Avi.
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Oh the poise of Matt Barkley!
How amazing it is for him to be throwing darts with a 14 point lead! Throwing at a 90% completion rate against one of the worst pass defenses in the WAC!
~ESPN’d
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Man, he's quite a footbaw player
He knows how to play footbaw.
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I wonder how many dams can be powered by Mark May’s tears after that Pitt game.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawaii has to stop shooting themselves in the foot. This could be a tight game if they’d start catching some passes and paying attention on the shovel passes.
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So. Many. Missed. Tackles.
That USC secondary is a serious Achilles heel right now.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Who would’ve thought mistackles would change the flow of a game. Blame Monte Kiffin for being such a poor schemer.
Are you making fun of me?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
Robert Woods looks big and smooth.
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fuck, wtf would’ve happened if we got Woods and Keenan Allen. I wish those sanctions came out before recruiting season ended
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Yeah, reading through all the recruiting stuff about him just now (I don’t usually pay that much attention to it) it sounds like he’s pretty much a can’t miss. But it’s really just watching how easily he cut through the special teams coverage that made me snap up and pay attention.
I’ll be happy enough, though, if Keenan is as good as advertised.
Monte came up a new scheme for the Trojans
The Tampa Poo!
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
TD Hawaii! Come on replay.
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H to the Y
I think I might like watching Lane Kiffin be frustrated more than Jim Harbaugh.
When SC plays the furd: douchepocolypse.
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The way to beat the Trojans
is to throw the ball to your wide receivers, running backs, and tight ends
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word.

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We lost yardage on that play!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
should’ve run it on at least one of those plays.
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It was a TD anyway. Refs got it wrong, and then cockteased the crowd with the fuzzy signal after the review.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They had one timeout.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
2 hours for one half?
This game is taking way too long, even for opening-day standards. Imagine those poor, football-starved east coasters who are also watching this.
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MORE FOOTBALL!!
I’ve found 4 hours to be pretty standard for Hawai’i football in the past.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Is it because they pass every play?
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I disagree. I wish this would go on forever.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Lane Kiffin’s walk-off-the-field-interviews would last forever.
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I wish Lane Kiffin’s wife’s walk-into-my-dreams “interviews” would last forever.
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I didn’t see “wife” the first couple times I read that.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Listening to Mark May and Lou Holth makes me want to stab my ears.
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He's dreamy

Beetdub, best thing about that video is when he’s lifting barbells with cinderblocks, but then stops and gets mad at them for not being heavy enough, so he throws them to the ground.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
if anything it was offsides. penalty was on defense, if there was one.
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Just saying I thought it was called and declined, rather than not called.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Kennard overplayed the ball.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Kennard!
Wouldn’t you rather be rushing the passer??
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The announcers are making Tampa 2 jokes with Kennard going so deep.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s his job really. USC doesn’t trust the safeties to cover single coverage.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They obvi read Hydro’s posts.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That time he did.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to stop watchin this game. It is giving me seizures. Am I the only one with massive transmissio problems on ESPN. Its only ESPN, all the other channels are fine.
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The fuck is going on?
I arrive at home and I see that Hawaii is passing all over USC.
And my ESPN 3 stream is more shaky than Michael J Fox.
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USC’s pass defense is like hot butter.
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You want to lather it all over yourself and have HydroTech lick it off you??
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Why just HydroTech?
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta say this, I’m just gonna come out and scream it to the heavens. It might not be the most popular sentiment here, but it’ll have to do:
We need more Bort license plates, I repeat we are out of Bort license plates.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This just means
More USC Pass Defense Pain
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Am I the only one who thinks we’d be watching Ron Johnson in a bad 80s Miami Vice knock off porn, most likely called Miami Slice?
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You’re thinking of Rod Johnson.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Robert Wood
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe Karl Hungus

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I am here to fix the cobbow...
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Hey, is there a CGB pickem league this year?
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Damn! Where was I when this was announced? You guys usually promote this stuff so well.
This is everyone’s fault but mine.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The game’s being played in Rand McNally where hamburgers eat people.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish it was. The score should be flipped.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats the new policy, just have ESPN switch the scores and everybody goes “ssssshhhhh!”
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Was that even a legal hit?
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Borderline.
It might have been a judgment call.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 2, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like a slight helmet lead
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Doesn’t look like it.
The Kiffin douchebags are douchey.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
All the more reason for us to destroy them.
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If the refs got the TD before half right Hawaii could be down just 7 now.
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This wasn’t a touchdown, but the first one should’ve been.
by atomsareenough on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. The USC D-line is not the same.
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The entire defense is a shambles.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Wow, you’re still up?
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
People in other time zones can stay up too
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I like the girl with the coconut bra.
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Coconuts are kinda small?
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Aloha, folks
I’m gonna assume that USC wins this one, but I hope I miss a spectacular upset in the making. Sorry, DC. Props to you for sticking around all night though.
Sorry, DC, indeed. His football team sucks.
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the upset of the night is my nerves watching the defense. Wow.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I think USC needs to go back to zone coverage
They’re not doing well at all right now with man. Hawaii’s exploiting mismatches everywhere.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
Also, the defensive backs are struggling.
No discipline in their gaps. I’ll have to review the gametape sometime later this week.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Great commentary...
TCU has a must-win opener against Oregon State!
Exactly which college football game isn’t a must win?
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I don’t like these announcers.
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One of them was almost the Head Footbaw Coach at UC Cal.
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he was hed baw coach at UC Cow?
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Any SEC team can lose a game, and it’ll be fine. Just don’t tell anybody.
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
When in doubt, do the wheel route
To Havili again.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
OK maybe USC's offense isn't half bad.
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The cameramen are as bad as the announcers.
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DC, in town?
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Yep, leaving tomorrow a.m. though, back Tuesday.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Nice!
Going to be around when the Vikes come?
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No, I’ll be on a plane when the game kicks off. Irritatingly. I would like to boo Reggie Bush but I think I’d get an Abita enema, at best.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I'm at an impass!
As a Vikings fan, I want to boo Bush for playing for the dirty dirty Saints…
Yet as a Cal fan, I want to applaud the prick for killing SC football for the next two years…
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Yes I can.
If Twist can be a Stanfurd fan moderating this site, I can be a Vike fan.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
First of all, Twist isn’t a real person.
Secondly, by rooting for the Vikings you’re supporting the person who did more than any other to derail Aaron Rodgers’ career.
It’s like being a fan of…coherence and Sarah Palin.
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coherence and Sarah Palin. Damn.
That’s a rec in and of itself.
Secondly, Rodgers seems to be doing just fine in Green Bay. I prefer to separate my NCAA hate from my NFL hate when it comes to my preferred teams. Mix them together and it creates nothing but headaches… And confusion.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Tequila is devil’s piss.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Either I’m extra cynical or people here are hypocrites, because they looked appalled when I said that my beef with Bush is not so much the cheating, but that the cheap bastard didn’t make Lake off for the low low price of $300k – out of a pay check he wouldn’t have been making without being a featured back. If you’re going to cheat, at least have the decency to help your alma mater stonewall.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I can dig that.
If you’re going to take a payment, take the heat off your team, be a fucking man.
And at the least, make it worth it.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
I suppose it would have been less trouble if he just had followed the rules but that ship sailed a long time ago.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
300k will buy a lot of ship though…
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To sail on Lake Ponchartrain? PASS.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Interesting analogy I was working on today, and more than likely I’m not the first… If Florida were considered the penis of the country, would you consider the mouth of the Mississippi river the anus, making New Orleans the sphincter, and Lake Pontchartrain the Bladder?
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Has U$C only been running 2-point conversions this game? Has something really happened to their kicker?
The sad thing is that USC’s early season schedule is pretty easy, so they have time to figure things out.
@ Hawaii
Virginia
@ Minn
@ WSU
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BOB DAVIE, PLEASE STOP ENDING EVERY SENTENCE WITH A MUMBLED “NOW”
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Would you rather he end every sentence with “ya hear?”
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Ya hear?
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Yes.
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the 4th string Quarterback...
But due to an incident with all you can eat Calamari, now I’m the 1st string QB.
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lololol
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GRRREEGOR.....
Wait, that’s SC…
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Lane Kiffin would be well advised to allow his team to start tackling in practice again.
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
I want to tackle Kiffin's wife.
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Twist already did that joke. But might as well post a pic...

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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t a joke.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Haha. Touche.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that's certainly one word you could use
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Btw, I live in DC now. The weather is worse than USC's tackling.
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 2, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hiyo!
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
-que rimshot
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You’re just in time for the September heat waves.
Seriously however, this summer has been brutal.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Clearly
I’m getting a Suburban this weekend to celebrate.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
It’s actually been nice-ish here the past few evenings.
I thank you for bringing your high-80s lowfront in with you from the least coast.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
And the ESPN SC dicksucking begins.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
c'mon
They took the first quarter off while Bob Davie recovered the ability to speak to humans.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Rec’d with hearty guffaws.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Begins?
It began 3 hours 17 minutes ago and has been at a breakneck pace since.
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
Soooooo…
Hawaii’s OLine is getting more sacks than SC’s entire D?
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Davies seems to be getting worse with every coment...
“Oh wow SC calls a challenge on that turnover! Good use of a challenge! Good call SC! Oh wow Lane Kiffin’s penisOMNOMNOM!”
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Comment even
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Wow, can we bring back Aaron Rodgers to play against this SC D?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
Riley might even look like Rodgers against them.
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Man, who needs tackling?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions
shootout city baby
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
The defense in this game is like that Thanksgiving day football game you play with your friends in middle school.
BTW
Can we stop hearing about what a great guy Monte Kiffin is? If he persists in enabling his humongous douchenozzle of a son, he is a transitive douchenozzle himself.
I blame Ma Kiffin
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Monte Kiffin and his new-look SC defense
The Cover Who
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by Maisbikkja on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
El Oh El.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The commentary has now devolved into stroking SC and stanfurd.
Ugh.
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No offense, DC. My brother is a Trojan.
(as much as it disappoints me)
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Pac-10 players picked the CARDINAL as the best team
And Jim Harbaugh as the best coach.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions
I know, right?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
All 9 of them who voted...
definitely a representative sample of the Pac-10 there.
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
Oh, it was only nine?
Alright.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What the FUCK?
“Typlifies”? Is Sarah Palin doing color commentary now?
No political commentary!
You want to get re-banned?
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
One Palin joke a night, hmm?
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
I support whoever pays me.
Like Reggie.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
And Affirmative Action!
Damn Libruls.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I think I’ve gotten the football shakes out of my system. I’m sure I’ll regret this during my early morning meeting tomorrow.
Yeah, my early morning meeting is going to be tough… oh, hang on, it’s with a cup of coffee.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Throw a shot of whiskey in your coffee and you’ll be fine.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s just crazy enough to work.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Oh, wait, my apologies. A shot of scotch.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 3, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Did Davies just reference the Dinosaur back?
Or am i just drunk?
Or both?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
I could have sworn I heard him say that Jane Austen had completed a pass, earlier.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
That’s what I just heard.
California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
Hawaii can get this football back, now...

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".
They're not even speaking English anymore
“pre-ordained to attain USC as quarterback”
OK Keenan, here's what you do vs. SC...
GO LONG DAMMIT!!!!
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