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DBD 8.31.10 I got a feelin

We kick this DBD off with a doozy from BWNQ:

 

This brings up another point, which is the challenge of keeping a fresh edge over your conference opponents. In today's short attention span college football world, everyone - the fans, the coaches and the media - places a tremendous premium on newness: new schemes, new coaches, new recruiting tactics, new facilities, new uniforms, the list goes on. It's at once a recruiting tool, a strategic tool, a marketing tool, and a motivational tool. And the longer a head coach stays at a program, the harder it becomes to generate this edge.

I have long felt that a lesser discussed, but still important, byproduct of national recruiting is that you have the opportunity to build a team that has a more varied, and thus potentially stronger, mental approach. Kind of like genetics. Mixing is usually better.

 

Now more than ever, this team needs a rice and beans, move-the-sticks offense. They need plays and schemes that can manufacture yardage to hold onto the ball, give the defense a rest, and get the QB into a rhythm. And if the OL isn't good enough to allow the team to do it on the ground, they need a short passing game to complement it. In his defense, Vereen may not be Best, but his steady, versatile abilities arguably make him the perfect player to build that offense around, and he's probably better in that regard than Best was.

 

Payne - Tedford told me prior to the 2008 season that Payne would be a household name eventually, Mebane part II. He certainly looks the part.
Jordan - The coaches keep talking about getting him into 1-on-1 looks so he can get after the QB. If that happens, with his freakish speed, he has the chance to tear the roof off.
Coleman - An absolute monster RS Freshman at 6-6, 306. Should be a cornerstone of this 3-4 for the next couple years.

 

Go Bears.

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Cal kicks things off this weekend:



2010 CALIFORNIA FOOTBALL
Saturday, Sept. 4, 1:07 p.m. (PT)
California (0-0, 0-0 Pac-10) vs.UC Davis (0-0, 0-0 Great West)
Memorial Stadium, Berkeley, CA Live Coverage


TV: CSN California – Jim Kozimor (Play-By-Play), Mike Pawlawski (Analyst), Dan Dibley (Sideline)
Cal Commercial Radio: KGO 810 AM (San Francisco) – Joe Starkey (Play-By-Play), Troy Taylor (Analyst), Todd McKim (Sideline). Each broadcast begins with a 60-minute pregame show, with Todd McKim hosting the first 30 minutes live from Maxwell Family Field adjacent to Memorial Stadium for home games. The postgame show includes reaction from the Bears’ locker room and the “Postgame at the Paragon” program from the Paragon Bar & Cafe at the Claremont Resort & Spa hosted by Lee Grosscup and Kate Scott. ISP Sports/Cal Radio Network Affiliates: KCBQ 1170 AM (San Diego), KESP 970 AM (Modesto), KGIL 1260 AM (Los Angeles), KPRZ 1210 AM (San Diego), KTKZ 1380 AM (Sacramento) [Sept. 17 game at Nevada to air on KCBQ]. Cal Student Radio: KALX 90.7 FM (Berkeley) – Danny Freisinger, Elliott Schwimmer. Sirius XM Satellite Radio: Cal fans can listen to the ISP Sports Cal Radio Network broadcast feed on Sirius XM Satellite Radio on XM channel 195.

CalBears.com: Visit CalBears.com for complete coverage of Cal football, including a live play-by-play update via Gametracker.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 6:41 AM PDT reply actions  

water polo
water polo (#1) opens vs. UC Davis



The 2010 Cal men’s water polo team, ranked No. 1 in the Preseason Collegiate Top 20 Water Polo Poll, hosts No. 17 UC Davis Saturday (Sept. 4) at 10 a.m., and No. 13 Santa Clara, Sunday (Sept. 5) at noon at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Golden Bears own a 205-49 (.807) all-time record at Spieker Aquatics since the old Harmon Pool was renovated in 1982. UC Davis, coached by former Cal player and assistant women’s coach Steve Doten (1986-88), will be opening its 2010 campaign in Berkeley. Bear head coach Kirk Everist’s troops feature several key returnees from 2009, including four returning All-Americans – seniors Brian Dudley and Zach White, and juniors Ivan Rackov and Cory Nasoff – plus several other talented performers. Additional major contributors will include junior attackers Charlie Steffens and Luka Saponjic, plus junior goalie Wil Toppen. Cal also welcomes in a freshman class that includes three first-team high school All-Americans (Max Bergeson, Blake Kelly, Jon Sibley) and two international athletes who were members of their junior national teams (Giacomo Cupido of Italy, Perry Short of Australia).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 6:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Original CGB content:

Hydro has a new post on 2009 Oregon game

Avinash on Luck & Riley

TnH’s posts on Fan Day (part 1) (part 2).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 6:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Cy Young mat’l right?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Lincecum!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone’s deluded into thinking Lincecum will win the Cy this year thouhg.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to delude myself into thinking that. :(

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see...

I’ll say Lincecum has probably pitched better this year, but Cahill’s gotten better results. No way should Cahill win the Cy Young though.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have numbers that exist in reality to back up those claims?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum: 11-9, 170.2 IP, 179K, 3.80 ERA, 3.41 FIP, 3.9 WAR
Cahill: 14-6, 159.2 IP, 90K, 2.82 ERA 4.19 FIP, 1.9 WAR

Even if you say that full half of Cahill’s FIP-ERA differential is skill due to being a sinkerballer and producing fewer well-hit balls in play, and half is luck, that still leaves a higher adjusted FIP than Lincecum’s. I think it’s pretty close, but I’d say Lincecum has probably pitched a bit better overall than Cahill, but with worse results, obviously.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less than half of Cahill’s FIP-ERA differential is skill due to being a sinkerballer and producing fewer well-hit balls in play,

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s very likely so. I’m saying that even being relatively generous to Cahill, Lincecum’s numbers are better. On the other hand, though, I don’t know if FIP and WAR are league-adjusted. I don’t think they are. Cahill’s pitching in a harder league.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, after some quick looking around, I think WAR is league-adjusted, but FIP is not.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but this WAR…. what is it good for?

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Say it again?

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cahill also was in AAA for about 5 times through the rotation….

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a little Cahill in me. Quite a bit, actually.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does he know you’re posting on CGB at the same time?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep it on the down low.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAC playing hardball

Demanding 5 million from Nevada and Fresno State.

DENVER — The Western Athletic Conference is demanding a $5 million exit fee by Oct. 25 from Fresno State and Nevada, which are bolting to the Mountain West Conference.

WAC commissioner Karl Benson said the league would sue the universities if they don’t pay up. He also said the league won’t let the schools leave until after the 2011-12 season.

Fresno State and Nevada were informed of the WAC’s hardline stance by letter on Friday. The schools announced Aug. 18 they would join the MWC. Because they didn’t announce their decisions prior to a June 30 deadline required by WAC bylaws, neither school can leave for two years unless the league agrees to an early exit.

Benson said that by leaving before 2012, Fresno State and Nevada would cost each of the remaining WAC schools — Hawaii, Idaho, Louisiana Tech, New Mexico State, San Jose State, Utah State — $2 million or more.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 6:52 AM PDT reply actions  

would love to see how the starving Cal State system’s going to spin the $5 million exit fee to the general public.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not going to pay it.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would love to see how they’re going to get that out of Nevada when they never signed the agreement that would have provided for a $5M exit fee.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone didn’t check their fax!

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a hearty rec!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal will make it to the Rose Bowl before the Giants win a World Series.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a Dodger fan this pains me to say it, but: I hope the Giants win the World Series next year.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What possible reason would you have for wanting the Giants to win the World Series next year if you’re a Dodgers fan? I would never root for the Redskins, Giants, or especially Cowboys to win the Super Bowl.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think about it...
Cal will make it to the Rose Bowl before the Giants win a World Series.


I hope the Giants win the World Series next year.

by calgbear on Aug 31, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Born in Philly, dad’s an Eagles fan, grew up in southern Jersey (about halfway between Giants and Eagles country).

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED FLAGGED FLAGGED

I know you love Cal and all, but he didn’t say that Cal winning a Rose Bowl was predicated on the Giants winning a World Series. If Cal wins this year, the Giants could win one in 2342 and Cal will have won a Rose Bowl before the Giants win the World Series.

Please, take it back.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

HolmoePhobe 2.0, everybody!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Wishing the Giants any type success is verboten!

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.
Shut up.

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by Swamphunter on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they’re the same people!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. Nothing I’ve ever written on here was purposely over-dramatic or meant in jest. I am 100% serious ALL THE TIME. No exceptions!

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a Holmoephobe thing to say!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duh. We’re the same person, remember!?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You did mysteriously appear as he disappeared.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was already here. He left over the politics ban.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you admit to having two accounts that you used simultaneously?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely played.

Case Closed.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe they made HolmoePhobe a mod!

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said “case closed”

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence my surprise at the result!

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you talk about yourself in third-person?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you, if you were him and I was me?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Permission to say “Lawyer’d”?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you mean the defense rests?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err, I think the point is that he wants to guarantee that Cal wins a Rose Bowl this year.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless of the joy I felt in January, come next October/November, I would feel so dirty.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And this is different from normal how?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s completely different from normal, because in above hypothetical scenario, the San Francisco Giants actually win a World Series. :)

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you always feel dirty around October/November, due to your two-month long break from bathing.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. TAKE IT BACK CALumbus Bear!!!!!!!

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Ohio Bear said, as a matter of fact, that Cal WILL go to a Rose Bowl before the Giants win a World Series. I want us to go to the Rose Bowl ASAP, thus, I hope the Giants win next year, which means we would have to go to the RB this year.
If Ohio Bear was overstating this connection, then fuck the Giants, I hope they never win.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what you’re doing with this graphic?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what you’re doing with your life?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not battering equines.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So pink

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a spectacular ending to that game.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threads like this piss me off.

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by Swamphunter on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NinersNation examines Matt Leinart's fall from grace

[1]

A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Heisman
It’s week 3 of the preseason and the Cardinals are taking on the Raiders. Leinart has already finished 2 seasons in the NFL, having started in 16 games, and suffered 2 season ending injuries, a sprained shoulder and a broken collarbone, both on his throwing arm. He’s in an open battle for the starting QB role with Kurt Warner, but 3 quick interceptions later the competition is over. Warner is named the starter and over the next two years Leinart is limited to mop-up duty and 1 start. At least he’s still popular with the tabloids who love to cover his wild hot tub parties and $15,000 a month child support battle, an amount that baby mama Brynn Cameron says is only half of what she needs to raise their child. Who knew Huggies were so expensive?

I don’t agree with it, but it’s an entertaining read.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I always assumed that the extra child support was punishment billing for banging her bareback roundabout the same time he was “involved” with Paris Hilton. Apparently the “ick” factor cost works out to $180K a year, who knew?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was that really necessary?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, but it was pre-emptive.

Also pre-emptive: Leinart needs to stop whining about Whisenhunt not liking him.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree on that part.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that it's punishment billing.

but he should prolly stfu and pay.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Aug 31, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-10 eliminator statistics

From ESPN magazine (via Uncle Ted):

We ran the stats of every Division I team, looking specifically at the national and conference champions of the past several years, to find out what statistical categories correlate to college football success. Then we set statistical benchmarks for each league to see what’s been required for each conference champion (for example, you better score a lot of points if you want to win the Pac-10; in the ACC, not so much).

It’s an Insider story, but here’s a peak at what it said about the Pac-10:

OFFENSIVE BENCHMARKS
Score at least 30.5 points per game
Have a completion percentage of 58 or better
Average 4.08 yards per carry or better
Post a turnover margin of 0.15/per game or better
DEFENSIVE BENCHMARKS
Hold opponents to 23.8 points per game or fewer
Hold opponents to a 38.74 third-down conversion percentage or less

I think the completion percentage benchmark will be difficult to hit given Riley’s past performance (though I’m not ruling it out) – but I do think the other three offensive benchmarks are eminently reachable, including the turnover margin benchmark, given that Riley doesn’t throw a lot of picks.

Defensive benchmarks could be a little shaky, but that’s why we have Pendergast now, right?

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I think all of those are attainable and I think Riley will perform well above 58%.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Aug 31, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t the first two offensive benchmarks mirror what Avi/Twist had in their summer preview? CGB, so smart

by calbeers05753 on Aug 31, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He Roe Key Corrode-Ah

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you tell the Dodgers announcers this?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aftermath from Wilner’s breaking story on Pac12 heading toward N/S split. I thought this commentor had an interesting take:

OS_Beaver says:
August 30th, 2010 at 1:18 pm 79..I now expect the Big 12 to offer the 6 proposed Pac-12 South teams in a few years and become the first 16-team superconference. Way to go Scott, you just made it very likely that the Big 12 message boards will have plenty of people in the coming years suggest they take the best of the Pac-12, and keep the politics easy by just grabbing the entire Pac-12 South with all the best recruiting and geographic advantages. Why not..they would get the cream of the crop athletically and academically in a simple move. Then CA gets access to TX recruiting to further strengthen their position. The 6 "North" schools will become irrelevant if this happens and will lose all their leverage. Their ADs should be considered on hallucigens if they even consider it.

Check out Pac12 Cooler’s proposal on divisional splits.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Mack Brown remains Mack Brown

Says Bush’s Heisman should go to Vince Young if he forfeits it.

If the Heisman Trophy Trust takes back Reggie Bush’s 2005 Heisman Trophy, Texas coach Mack Brown believes Vince Young should get it.

“If they take it away, I think Vince should be awarded the trophy,” Brown said on Dan Patrick’s syndicated radio show on Monday.

“I think you have to go back and really give that choice to the Heisman Trust. If they take it away, I think Vince should be awarded the trophy,” Brown said on “The Dan Patrick Show” on Monday. “Vince was second in the voting, so even if they re-voted I would like to see Vince get it.”

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Blah blah blah. I bet VY wouldn’t even want it if it came to him that way.

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Akili Smith made it through the offseason and is still with the team as an Administrative Assistant on Offense:

Akili Smith is in his first season with Cal football in 2010 as an administrative assistant for the offensive coaching staff. Smith, who has spent the past two seasons as the quarterbacks coach at Grossmont College in San Diego, was selected by Cincinnati as the third overall pick in the first round of the 1999 NFL Draft and played four seasons with the Bengals (1999-2002). He attended training camp with the Packers (2003) and Buccaneers (2005) before finishing his professional football playing career with the Frankfurt Galaxy of NFL Europe (2005) and Calgary Stampeders of the Canadian Football League (2007). Smith played his collegiate football at Oregon from 1997-98 when Tedford was the Ducks’ offensive coordinator. He was the Pac-10’s Offensive Player of the Year as a senior when he set Oregon’s single-season passing record with 3,763 yards and also threw for 32 touchdowns.

“It’s a definite blessing to be able to come to Cal and be a member of this staff,” said Smith upon the announcement of his hiring on March 13, 2010. “I wanted to get into coaching because of my passion for the game. There’s so much more out there for me as far as football is concerned. I want to help these kids reach their dreams and doing whatever it takes to do that. I’m thankful that coach Tedford gave me the opportunity to start my coaching career at the Division I level here at Cal.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 7:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t being an administrative assistant mean he’s not technically a coach? I mean, I know the reality is that he’s probably out there coaching and skirting the rules about being a coach due to limitations on the number of guys that can be out there coaching, but I’m pretty sure being an administrative assistant means his responsibilities should be limited to getting Tosh’s coffee.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I read somewhere that a team can have 10 paid coaches. Perhaps he’s volunteering?

Jeff Tedford – Head Coach
Andy Ludwig – Offensive Coordinator/Quarterbacks
Clancy Pendergast – Defensive Coordinator
Kevin Daft – Wide Receivers
Jeff Genyk – Special Teams Coordinator/Tight Ends
Ron Gould – Associate Head Coach/Running Backs Coach
Tosh Lupoi – Defensive Line
Steve Marshall – Offensive Line
Al Simmons – Defensive Backs
Kenwick Thompson – Recruiting Coordinator/Linebackers
Taggart McCurdy – Graduate Assistant, Defense
Mike Andersen – Director of Player Career Development
Ronnie Bradford – Administrative Assistant, Defense
Ernie Chu – Assistant Video Coordinator
Brendan Ferrigno – Administrative Assistant, Offense
Matt Fox – Video Coordinator
Ed Garland – Head Equipment Manager
Denis Hallin – Administrative Assistant
Matt Havranek – Assistant Football Athletic Trainer
John Krasinski – Strength and Conditioning Coach
Wes McGaugh – Football Athletic Trainer
Andrew McGraw – Recruiting Assistant
Mike McHugh – Director of Operations
Dave Moosman – Equipment Manager
Kevin Parker – Recruiting Assistant
Akili Smith – Administrative Assistant, Offense
Bud Turner – Football Operations
Randy Venters – Assistant Equipment Manager

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a hell of a lot more than ten people.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like everyone through Kenwick Thompson is paid.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the equipment/video coordinators (i.e., non on-the-field coaches/assistants) can get paid, they just can’t show Riley, for example, how not to airmail a receiver 4 yards away.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I allowed to show Riley how not to airmail a receiver 4 yards away?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you vote in my poll?

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you can check that on my page and also yes, I voted for All Of the Above.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, voted for “all of the above”. Rishi voted for me, the bastard.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

These polls aren’t 100% anonymous?!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Click on your name. You’ll see how you voted under “recent activity”. I had a hunch so I clicked on your name.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well this changes everything!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it? Does it really?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep reading your post.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Presumably that’s what Akili Smith is actually doing rather than getting Tosh’s coffee though.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because boomtho beat him out in training camp for coffee duties.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do have “coffee making experience in intense and fast-moving environments”!

by boomtho on Aug 31, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, you really won the job because Akili Smith fumbled the coffee twice in one morning.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, smith is an offensive administrative assistant and tosh coaches D.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So maybe he should be getting Steve Marshall’s coffee.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joke’s on you. Steve Marshall only drinks Red Bull.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly….. Guys like McHugh and Parker get paid…. but they arent coaches.

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by oskisunbear on Aug 31, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can have a lot of graduate assistants and a lot of those people arent coaches, they are video coordinators or equipmtment managers.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, is he back in school for a Master’s degree?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think it’s been reported that he’s not a graduate student. Whether he’s in a volunteer or paid postion, I don’t know.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s like an internship, where he gets experience and it might translate into a coaching gig down the line.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a name for you. TAGGART MCCURDY

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tag McCurdy was a special teams stalwart on the 04 team.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yo, list incomplete. I don’t see “Hydro Tech” anywhere there.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too much turnover, unfortunately. It’s actually pretty hard to find people who want to do the job and will work hard.

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Aug 31, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Halpert is our strength and conditioning coach?

by GeoFreak on Aug 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t that mean he is a secretary?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC WR Kyle Prater likely to redshirt

ESPN.com

LOS ANGELES — Southern California receiver Kyle Prater is likely to redshirt this season after injuries slowed his progress during camp.

Coach Lane Kiffin announced the probability Monday after practice, saying he had spoken with Prater’s parents about the 14th-ranked Trojans’ plans for the touted freshman.

Prater was among the nation’s top recruits when he committed to the Trojans last year out of his native Illinois. He enrolled early at USC this year, but his play in training camp has been limited by various lower-body injuries.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:02 AM PDT reply actions  

The global political ramifications of this frighten me a bit.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This can only end poorly.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping some major dam building projects come out of it. The cheap electricity will benefit Pakistan greater than any leader could.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope this situation isn’t exploited by extremists.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

too late…

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It can get a lot worse from hre.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for pointing this out and providing donation links.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anything I can do to help.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really think it would help if you smacked yourself in the face a couple times. Hard.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!! Keep doing it. The Pakistanis get great comfort from it.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m feeling better too!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: Where serious topics turn to inanity within three posts.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you noticed that these floods all happened while Pete Carroll was busy doing football stuff? He did nothing to prevent the floods!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi should host a “smack himself on TV for Pakistan” telethon. I’d donate again!

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you donated?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good! I’ll be nice to you for the rest of the day.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good. I was refraining from making a joke about that map, but I’m glad we’re not all serious.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sound slike you could use a map.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at a fundraiser a couple of weeks back and I donated to the Red Cross and got the full amount matched!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Aug 31, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

welcome to the corporate world.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t match shit at this dump.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Work for a billionaire who’s trying to guilt trip the rest of the world’s billionaires?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

They match here too (up to $2500), but I am hoping to put that to good use in support of my California Golden Bears.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were there any hot chicks there?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were married

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s disappointing.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is a deterrent why? Work some royrules magic and unmarry them!

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can’t. His new years resolution is to avoid bein ga homewrecker.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb resolution. He should’ve stuck to the usual lose weight, eat better, quit smoking nonsense that people usually decide on.

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My NYE resolution in 2008 was to go to the gym at least three times a week.

Except for periods of injury or real sickness, I haven’t let up on that.

Chalk one up for Rishi!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YO:

Tomorrow could be a big day for offensive lineman Matt Summers-Gavin. If he is able to do a lot in practice, he may be on pace to play Saturday. But if he is still pretty limited, it would seem his chances of returning for the game are not good. Throw in the fact that Summers-Gavin is supposed to move to right tackle when he returns and hasn’t taken any reps there, it seems the best he coudl do would be to return in a backup role, if he is able to come back at all.

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by carp on Aug 31, 2010 7:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I would love to see Summers-Gavin get healthy enough to at least take some reps during UC Davis, he doesn’t have to start, or play a whole lot, just get some work in.

by chowder on Aug 31, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

<a href=“http:// ”http://tinyurl.com/2e8lpks" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/2e8lpks" target="new">Interesting video from Behind The Mascot up on youtube shows the Oski part and the Stanfurd Tree part. Oski comes off cool, the Tree people are so arrogant. “We’re the anti-mascot!” So arrogant!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Boo link:

    http://tinyurl.com/2e8lpks

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kaplan looking to sponser ASUC Lecture Notes:

The ASUC Auxiliary and Kaplan Test Prep and Admissions are in negotiations for a commercial sponsorship of the ASUC Lecture Notes Online according to a document given to The Daily Californian Sunday, pending an approval of the sponsorship by the ASUC Auxiliary Store Operations Board.

According to the document, Kaplan would spend a total of $8,000 on sponsorship items, including 10,000 “green” blue books branded with Kaplan identity and sponsorship information, flyers and tabling events at the Martin Luther King Jr. Student Union. The document also states, “UC Berkeley will work with Kaplan to strategically advance their brand and products to the customers of ASUC Lecture Notes Online.”

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Black Lightning was a way cooler name than “ASUC lecture notes.”

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to comment the same thing, fully realizing that many on this board wouldn’t know what we’re talkin’ about.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

BLLN were still around in my time.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dawg, Black Lightning was around during MY time.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. I’m not as old as I thought.

Seriously, I thought “Black Lightning” was gone long ago.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

how old did you think you were?

by boomtho on Aug 31, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

OhioBear is 11 in Ohio years, which makes him 145

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t look a day over 130.

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by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must be all that Botox!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He injects it straight from Lake Erie!

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t that cause your age to double?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you use the special dead fish puree.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

though the name came from when they were ‘unofficial’ notes.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this.

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".

by Maisbikkja on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Daily Cal blasts recent changes to Berkeley public library:



Background: Voters approved Measure FF in November 2008, providing up to $26 million “to renovate, expand, and make seismic and access improvements at four neighborhood branch libraries�.” The library’s publicity boasted that West Branch had been designated by the city as a “structure of merit.” The library’s own consultants, Noll and Tam, reported that South Branch library appears to be eligible for listing as a landmark “for its association with architect John Hans Ostwald and potentially for its design characteristics.”

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:18 AM PDT reply actions  

14 year old starts school as Cal freshmen, all of you creeps stay the fuck back:

Victoria Campbell had dreamed of coming to UC Berkeley since she took a summer class on campus two years ago. Like many other students, she said she liked the atmosphere of the university and the rigorous curriculum.

But unlike other students, Campbell will take her place among UC Berkeley’s freshman class this fall at the age of 14.

After she completed homeschooling with her parents in 2008, Campbell attended a community college before coming to UC Berkeley for the 2009 summer session. She then continued her education at the University of Connecticut for a year before entering UC Berkeley again this fall.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:19 AM PDT reply actions  

SHOTGUN

“We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon.”
—Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ive always had mixed feelings on those super smart students who started college like 4 years early. I feel like the public school system, for all its faults, does provide some good socialization. Home schooling to college (when all the students are 5+ years older than you) I think is not a great way, imho.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed Twist. Imo, the socialization aspect of college is the most important part and it will be really hard for her to have a normal college experience. I am just amazed by parents that let this happen. And, the problem extends far beyond college, what happens when she graduates at 17 and wants a job? Or, say she goes to medical or law school, how many people want a 20 year-old attorney or a 24 year-old doctor? It definitely would give me pause as a client or patient.

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by BeastMode on Aug 31, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

She could work the emergency room or do research…

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would she be wearing a naughty nurse uniform?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to college Victoria.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Aug 31, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to British olds, Victoria.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, if that were the case, I’d want her dressed up like Nanny.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of Supernanny.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god yes, put me in the naughty corner, I’ve been a bad boy.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that either of us is out fishing these days anyway, but we’d definitely be trawling different waters.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Takes all kinds to make a world.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it depends on the kid. I’ve known some people who started college a couple of years early and it was a 50 – 50 split between the ones who were more than ready and those who should have stayed at home.

My bias is sometimes triggered by the descriptor “home schooled,” but again, those kids aren’t all ill-socialized hippy / god squad freaks either.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, I was a junior transfer and my dorm roommates were 16 years old when they entered. 14 is a whole different ball game, no?

And, yes, I too am biased agains home schooling, though I understand some (very very very few) are emotionally ready.

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by BeastMode on Aug 31, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the 14 year old – it seems unlikely, but you never know.

As for home schooling, the fact that I lightened up on it is attributable solely to one kid I taught as a graduate student who put his peers (who had been to places like Exeter-Andover and the like) to shame with his ability to take on new ideas, general maturity, and expansive world view.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d agree that it’s a kid by kid, family by family basis.

One of the guys I looked up to in dental school was an early admit guy. He was 2-3 years younger than everyone else, but was more than ready to be a professional – ended up as an ortho resident, in fact.

One of the guys who sat next to me was also an early admit guy…He should not have even been allowed to play “Operation” without supervision. Immature. Spoiled. Completely unprepared socially.

Most of the early admits also ended up being early dropouts…probably some correlation there between maturity and the demands of professional school

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by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The patient is presenting vaginal…”

LOL vaginal

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend that did nearly all his law school education before he was old enough to drink. (He graduated from UCSD at 16, but he took a couple years off before law school, and was admitted to the bar at 23.)

Of course I know his folks made every effort to make sure he was socialized, and he admits that if he’d gone directly to law school out of college, he probably wouldn’t have been able to handle it.

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by katster on Aug 31, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pros and cons, as usual. I’ve known some really well-adjusted home schoolers who I don’t think would have thrived in public school. And in the example above, she seems like a sweet kid with plenty of parental support. She won’t have the same college experience that many of us did, but who’s to say that her experiences when she’s 18-22 won’t be any better?

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

OUR TO SAY THAT HER EXPERIENCES WHEN SHE’S 18-22 WON’T BE ANY BETTER!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a 14yo in one of my classes (because his parents had pushed him through school). He wasn’t ready at all, and I had to re-do all the work for him for our group.

Your child isn’t always a star.

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by Thoroughbred on Aug 31, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about CalBear81’s child, FrankCohen?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inmate of the Month.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must be so proud. Does that come with a bumper sticker for the family car?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

My inmate can beat up your inmate.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, I’ve had to do that with 22-year-olds.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, and I almost ended up in South Central at 16. As it was, even graduating on time and doing the full twelve years, I started Cal at 17.

But there’s a wealth of difference in those two worlds.

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by katster on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING SCIENCE COULD EVER DO FOR US:



At the campus Visual Space Perception laboratory, researchers are studying problems common to 3-D effects used in movies and televisions and are developing technologies to fix such issues on smaller scales. Problems with the delivery of 3-D imagery manipulate the way the eye perceives images and cause people to experience physical discomforts.

According to Martin Banks, principal investigator for the lab and a campus professor of optometry, one of the biggest problems experienced by 3-D imagery is called the “vergence-accommodation conflict,” which has been known to cause headaches, tired eyes, blurry vision and fatigue because viewers are forced to fight their “natural system.”

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the most important thing science could ever do for us is to create 3D porn.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edward Penishands in 3D? It boggles the mind

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they are working on ways to make 3D more comfy. So, isnt that on the path to what you are interested in.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because when I think comfy, I think porn!

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sock folding robot is back in the news:

When a lonely sock is missing its match, a robot can now take on the task of finding it.

The same UC Berkeley researchers who developed software allowing robots to fold towels in April have returned to the robotic scene – this time giving robots the ability to pair socks.

Pieter Abbeel, a UC Berkeley assistant professor of electrical engineering and computer science, co-developed the software with Trevor Darrell, an adjunct associate professor in the same department along with three undergraduate and graduate students.

Although the research is not yet complete, the team did submit the robot to a contest held by Willow Garage – the company that builds the robotic platforms the researchers use – where it won first place, receiving a prize of $5,000.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:21 AM PDT reply actions  

We should take two and have them try to search for the same sock…. then fight over it.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But then they’ll become self-aware!

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we’re still… three months away from launching that.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid that will cause them to become self-aware.

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has your CGB account become self-aware?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

sad old middle aged man update

The cheerleader has left the building.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

IN B4 AAE

Pics?

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

When did “aae” become accepted nomenclature? It should simply be “atoms”.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Look, I’m not above looking at someone’s arse, but I’m not going to take pictures of some poor 20 year old whose only mistake was actually accepting my wife’s general offer of a room if visiting DC. I didn’t take pictures of the two girls from the Czech republic who were sharing the guest bed a couple of weeks ago either.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

…the SAME bed?

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I was in New Orleans for most of the time they were visiting, imagine my surprise when I got home.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing much to tell – they apparently were making their way down the east coast, my wife offered to put them up, they seemed very nice.

Oh, that’s not what you meant. Um, one taller and curvier, one shorter and more athletic, charming accents, and that’s about all I’ve got.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you were single, how many beers?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

None, I would have been delighted with either.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Can I sleep on your couch next time this happens?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean that you would have been delighted with either of them.

But sure, we can free up some couch space. Mid-August 2011, if you’re wanting to block out some time on your calendar.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are the twins coming back?!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They weren’t twins.

I don’t know, we just get who we get. This year’s visitors were a huge improvement across the board from last year’s lone guest, so perhaps next year will be a down year.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does your wife screen out the ugly ones or something?

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, not at all. In fact I got a semi-serious “don’t get any ideas” warning before the cheerleader showed up.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you host these people? Are they people you know, is it a service, what?

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, see the answer below…

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you text me when they fly in?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

No problem.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does your wife run some sort of specialty B&B or halfway house for European girls or something?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but there’s a steady supply of camp counselors from the UK, western Europe, Australia, and New Zealand who end up at summer camps in New England. They’re prone to traveling after the camps are over, and since my wife worked at one of these camps the last couple of summers…

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me want to go to summer camp in New England.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding. Maybe DC Trojan can adopt us.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not making any promises, but I’ll see what I can do.

My weekend of overload this summer was spending 4th of July up at the camp and going to NOLA wherein I found a sorority convention at my hotel. The sad thing is, it’s completely wasted on me.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GAY?????

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m completely useless.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Right then.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may have noticed my compulsion about answering questions with a monograph… that doesn’t work so well with the ladies, it turns out, especially with my nervous tick of immediately playing with my wedding ring.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Do you frequent this house of drink more than semi-occasionally in a fortnight?”

“Might I spin the wheels of commerce vis a vis a purchase of libation of your choice?”

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, it’s as if you were there!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Don Draper moments at the hotel bar, then, eh?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Apparently someone bought me a drink when I was out on the piss one night this spring but I had no recollection of it the next day.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe if you were lucky, there were some other things you didn’t remember. :)

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember having to leap out of the taxi back to the hotel in order to, um, purge toxins, and I was with my boss then (who bats for the other team, before you make any smart remarks), so I’m pretty sure I didn’t accidentally play a game of hide the boudin blanc with a local.

According to my boss, she was a butterface.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butterface?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything looked good…butterface

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

good from afar, far from good?

Samuels said. "That last-minute shot at halftime sums it up. Shooting off one leg? C'mon, man."

by ikoolykedat on Aug 31, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Czech girls are purty

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait wait wait… what?!

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I can tell DC was sitting on that little nugget of information waiting for the right time to get everyone’s attentions.

by paleodan on Aug 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN B4 AEE

I love NorCalNick!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should I be relieved or freighted?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freighted? Air, rail or boat?

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relying on firefox spell check has failed me again!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew there was something going on between you two.

Norcalnick's chick. Go Bears!

by aee07 on Aug 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say? You have impeccable taste in men.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm fine

After Carp’s introduction of the notion of “where are they now” for 80’s adult film stars, I’ve been productively occupied elsewhere.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. Thought you might need to mourn for your irretrievably lost youth and freedom, or something.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t need lissome visitors to do that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Ted with the week-one previews

UC Davis at California (1 p.m., CSN California): The Bears should roll this FCS foe. What’s worth watching? Will quarterback Kevin Riley complete more than 60 percent of his passes. The higher his completion percentage, the better Bears fans should feel with Colorado and a visit to Nevada ahead. Up next: Colorado.

by boomtho on Aug 31, 2010 8:50 AM PDT reply actions  

YES WEEK ONE PREVIEWS FIVE MORE DAYS TO GO

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Ted with some predictions

Freshman of the year (offense): Keenan Allen, WR, California

The touted true freshman won a starting job in camp. Expect him and Marvin Jones to inspire folks to start to saying, “You know that quarterback Kevin Riley ain’t half-bad!”

by boomtho on Aug 31, 2010 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

ATTN: Rishi

TMQ, woohoo!

In other scheduling news, Roger Goodell now says the owners want an 18-game regular season slate beginning in 2012, while eliminating two preseason games. TMQ hates preseason games, and those old enough to remember when the NFL had six “exhibition” dates before a 14-game regular season really hate preseason contests. Two preseason games is plenty: This change makes sense. But 18 regular-season games? No thanks.

Sixteen games is plenty for players’ bodies and for spectator interest. Add more, and each individual game will mean less. That’s diluting the product — like pouring water into a bottle of scotch then claiming the taste, and the price, should still be the same. The effect will be worst for losing teams. In the current format, by the time there are six games remaining, it’s hard to care about clubs that are eliminated: In 2009, late-season Rams and Lions games were excruciating. Imagine if this point were reached with eight games remaining! Plus an 18-game season would mean either starting the NFL regular season before Labor Day or holding the Super Bowl after Valentine’s Day.

Regularly, Tuesday Morning Quarterback warns that there is no law of nature that says the NFL must remain so popular. If an 18-game schedule gluts the market with meaningless games, people will start to tune pro football out.

by boomtho on Aug 31, 2010 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Lunchtime reading.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

jk imma go to the gym during lunch. Nowtime reading!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I thought I was the only person who read TMQ.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easterbrook and Bill Simmons are two of the best sportswriters out there, just in terms of insight and entertainment value.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Easterbrook because his columns take forever to read. Perfect for the office to kill time.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. It’s perfect lunhctime reading.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you like Gregg Easterbrook, you’d love his brother, Judge Frank, of the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals. His opinions are easily the best written, in spite of his mutual hard-on with benchmate Judge Posner for economic analysis, which is extra-constitutional and should only rarely decide a point of law.

But the brothers Easterbrook (the third is an English professor) make a frightening team who come up short only to les frères Emanuel in distributed bad-assery.

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like everything about the post, including your username.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s rainn wilson!

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who let the God out?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butt-sex jokes, subtle or otherwise, won’t stall CGB’s drive toward journalistic respect?

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they’re significantly over our collective heads.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

mission accomplished

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s always funnier when one explains it: Baha’i Men < bu-hymen < butt-hymen.

And yes, i was comp-lit.

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT was your joke?

It was funnier as just simply a spoof on Baja Men as Baja’i Men

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thoguht you were very tolerant spiritually.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Baha’i are really pleasant people, like Muslim Mormons in many a manner. i’m just more tolerant of puns, especially naughty ones that make me giggle.

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

puns are the highest form of humor, but yours is a stretch, my friend. although i do appreciate it more now.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, i’m beginning to regret posting that etymology… feels like i let the scat out of the bag.

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HIYO!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you know what bag i’m talking ’bout.

(-1 rectum)

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

colonoscopy?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right, but i rec’d-um both anyways

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ever there was a blog where people appreciated anal answers, this would be it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, that’s what i was chuting for.

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

anus

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

T’ain’t nothing, I ass-ure you.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were making a reference to Baha Men.

Who let the dogs out, indeed.

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Easterbrook brother is Jeremy Piven going to play?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Frank – he’s got a black-robed posse.

That’s what Entourage is about, right? Jurisprudence? i don’t know, i don’t have cable.

by Baha'i Men on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think itd be the professor. You know hes got his TAs kicking major ass.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy the Haas iPhone app:

The Berkeley-Haas application provides direct access to information on all the school’s programs, including the top-ranked Evening & Weekend MBA Program and Full-time MBA programs. See images and videos, listen to podcasts, read the student blog, and connect with admissions all from directly within the app.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Bob Bradley retained
U.S. Soccer announced late Monday it had agreed to a four-year extension with Bradley, ending speculation he was seeking a job in Europe and that the federation wanted to start anew in the lead-up to the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Financial terms were not disclosed.

I’m wary of it only b/c of Bruce Arena’s poor performance in his second WC cycle. But I like Bob Bradley a lot, so as far as coaching ability I think he’s a good choice. (link)

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, his son is a baller.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m disgusted if only because I can’t stomach 4 more years of Ricardo Clark in midfield.

Methinks his ideas are stale.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t think Torres/Edu/Feilhaber will be second CM? I thought that was the direction he was heading …

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Currently, I think Edu or Jermaine Jones are the best pairings, although Holden is quickly making a name for himself at Bolton at CM as well.

Torres doesn’t fit Bradley’s system. He doesn’t know what to do with him. Most creative player in the entire national pool.

Clark must never play for the USMNT again.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a better alternative though? I mean, with the assumption that part of being a maturing soccer country is to not hire in foreigners every other time (looking at you, England!)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on your perspective. If you subscribe to needing a coach who “understands the American psyche”, then Bradley, Kinnear or Klinnsman are the only real choices right now. I think that theory is complete bullshit and the fact is, the Federation has the money to hire a top name guy. It pisses me off.

My issue with Bradley is that I think he was already getting stale when he bungled the World Cup. 4 more years of this shit? He’s a good coach but National team duty requires fresh faces and fresh ideas every cycle, IMO.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. As far as fresh faces, I realize that Bradley had his favorites, but he also capped a ridiculous number of players too.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

But in the end he continued to return to the same tired faces. Clark, Beasley, Bornstein (who has his positive moments but way more awful ones), FINDLEY.

I’m thinking the 2014 cycle could be a difficult one for ole Bob. There is a boatload of talent in the US youth ranks but most/all won’t be ready to step in for 2014. You’ve got gaping holes at Forward and Defense and nothing much looking ready to step in outside of possibly Omar Gonzalez on the backline (maybe Agboumossande (sp?) too). Dempsey and Donovan will be (relatively) old in their early 30’s so hopefully they will hold up physically.

2018 could be awesome though. The young Mexican kids we’ve been swiping from south of the border have boatloads of potential, looks like one of the top Portugese youth players is switching to the US (Israeli/Portugese Americans FTW!) and there are exciting prospects at every position with players aged 16-19 currently.

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was very disappointed with the results of the latest world cup (not that I expected us to win it or anything), but I honestly have a hard time figuring out why we were not that good. I understand the game, but its hard for me at least to see the failed coaching that led to this result. Do you think its his coaching the players to play as a team, or the game management that is the problem?

Cause for my part, I just saw players making mistakes, but I’m no expert

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The intriguing aspect to Dom Kinnear is that he’s taken mediocre talent — and our talent pool isn’t world class by any means — and turned it into a top class team. Regardless, I think the usual criticism is that the coach has to blend the right talent, and BB failed when it mattered most (Ghana).

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were 2 huge issues with Bradley, IMO. First was player selection. Yes, he was painted into something of a corner with the long term injuries to Davies and Onyewu but his insistance that Findley and Clark play the roles they did, despite innumerable instances that proved they did not belong, was an absolute killer. How many times were these guys pulled off at haltime? His player selection was idiotic. Bornstein I could at least understand because of the vacuum of talent at LB but the others? Funnnnnnnnnnnk dat.

Point #2 was the constant giving up of goals early. If it happens now and then, ok but it was in almost every game (last bit of qualifying as well). This tells me he did not prepare his players properly. They weren’t focused early, tactically the team was off and the goals given up to England, Slovenia and Ghana early were just ridiculously lame. The troops gamely rallied each time but you just can’t do that at the international level.

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So as I understand, his problem was :

1. Picking the wrong guys to be on the team.

2. Not having them ready to play when the whistle blew, leading to those annoying goals scored against us the first 4 minutes of every WC game.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picking the wrong guys to start in a couple of key spots but essentially, yes.

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by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t realized that Kinnear has spent most of his life in the US, which deflates my “no foreigners” notion a bit.

To be honest, I don’t follow US soccer enough to have an opinion on Bradley. I think that he has more challenges with personnel and setting teams up than most national side managers because of the relatively restricted talent pool and the conflicting schedules of MLS and the European clubs sides. But equally, he seemed slow to make changes in all of the World Cup games except the one they lost.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He grew up in Fremont!

by GeoFreak on Aug 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I can’t keep track of these Bay area biases….

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing.

As long as he didn’t ride BART without deodorant.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to tell, that would depend on how much he turned his back on the ways of the old country.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alabama fans internal monologue

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/8/31/1660853/prescriptive-capsules-for-the#45621874

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

There was so much potential in that music video.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s such a terrible, terrible song.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it’s not that bad when you’re drunk. The lyrics are easy to remember.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

MAZEL TOV!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let’s do it, and do it… and do it do it doit, let’s do it, let’s do it and do it do it do it (repeat one thousand times)

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

MY HUMPS

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

GANGSTA GAY GANGSTA

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Not Black-Eyed Peas)

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUMP IT

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

like a G six like like a G six like a G six like like a G six

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

you da you da best you da you da best you da you da best

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,
Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said LOUDA, not OPERA

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU
WILL BE
THE DEATH
OF ME

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEY WERE ALL YELLOW

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIGHT NA NA NA
RIGHT NA NA NA
RIGHT NA NA NA

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I was Minister of Culture in a Totalitarian regime, Will I Am would immediately be executed by firing squad. I fucking HATE the Black Turd Peas

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You show those turds who’s boss.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t we call that Palo Alto school “Stanturd”? Is it too much of a stretch?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too juvenile. And about as clever as “pussycal”

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know that my vote would be more like a perfunctory moment of performance art in a totalitarian regime, but with that platform, you’d have it anyway.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good producer though :(

by boomtho on Aug 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

*for other musicians

by boomtho on Aug 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento!

The River Cats’ win over the Las Vegas 51s, combined with a loss by Fresno, gives the River Cats a two game lead with seven left.

Turning point: River Cats catcher Anthony Recker led off the bottom of the ninth inning with a triple into the right-field corner and scored the winning run on a wild pitch from Las Vegas reliever Merkin Valdez on ball four to the next hitter, Jermaine Mitchell. The 3-2 victory gave Sacramento a two-game lead over Fresno with seven games to play.

Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2010/08/31/2994223/recker-triples-scores-winner-after.html#ixzz0yCu9ya3h

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Bah, Vegas is no longer the Dodgers’ affiliate, so I can’t be happy for two reasons. Boo. But hey! Go ‘Cats! Let’s win this thing!

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even more reason to be happy! WOOO

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

UC Davis Will Start a Freshman QB Against Cal

It should be an interesting introduction to college football for redshirt freshman Randy Wright.

At UC Davis, freshmen don’t start at quarterback. Not since September 2000, when Ryan Flanigan stepped in for the suspended J.T. O’Sullivan against New Mexico Highlands for his only start of the year, has a freshman quarterback started an Aggies season opener. That will change Saturday, when redshirt freshman Randy Wright makes his collegiate debut for UCD against Cal at Memorial Stadium.

Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2010/08/31/2994073/uc-davis-breaks-tradition-by-starting.html#ixzz0yCujOQ00

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

JT O’SULLIVAN SIGHTING! I REPEAT JT O’SULLIVAN SIGHTING!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please never mention his name again. Thanks.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ate at a JT O’Sullivan’s just the other day. Got their jalapeno poppers!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

will a nice warm glass of turnip juice

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck, i meant to say a nice cool glass

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes a lot more sense.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

MISTA F!

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when that joke was hilarious.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i assumed he meant

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by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, in 2008 when JT O’Sullivan was starting QB and throwing games away.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer their pizza shooters.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Gregory is gone, otherwise this Frosh QB would be in Heisman discussion after week 1.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

GREEGGOOOOORRRYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

at first I lol’d, then I serious’d.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor little feller…

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a guess

Cal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>New Mexico Highlands

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

New Mexico Highlands went to the Rose Bowl

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

New Mexico Highlands located in...

LAS VEGAS BABY!!!!

Gooooooooo Cowboys!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mootopia ad won’t load! Now I’ll never know what mootopia is.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a communist paradise. With 310 million tits.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

One how many girls?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

One, but everyone gets to share.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad it’s communist, I bet the invisible hand could have a lot to do.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

More Sacramento!

Sacramento Bee columnist Joe Davidson discusses the sportsmanship at last week’s Grant-Folsom high school game.

The Folsom High School coach bear-hugged the nationally recruited Grant skill player, peered into his face mask and pleaded, “Stop being a bully!” It was a light moment for Richardson in an otherwise agonizing night of tackling air Friday night. Grant rolled the host Bulldogs 49-14 in front of an ESPN2 audience and an overflow gathering at Prairie City Stadium.

Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2010/08/31/2994074/hometown-report-grant-and-folsom.html#ixzz0yCw1dLyX

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Sacramento Bee columnist Joe Davidson also comments on Cal v. Davis and ‘furd v. Sac State:

UC Davis should keep pace with Cal in Berkeley on Saturday longer than Sacramento State will with the Cardinal at Stanford. Cal coach Jeff Tedford doesn’t run it up, though Jim Harbaugh of Stanford does. Ask USC. Harbaugh kept the pedal to the floor in their game last year.

Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2010/08/31/2994074/hometown-report-grant-and-folsom.html#ixzz0yCwd9SuQ

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by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

ok, it’s all relative. davis will keep us from scoring for two plays, sac state will give up after one. it is technically longer.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s your deal?!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is supposed to be the better football team this year?

UC-Davis or Sac State?

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

UC Davis. They at least received votes in the pre-season FCS poll.

Villanova is the favourite to win it all, though.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the faceplant that UC Davis did against Sac State last year… Ugh.

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal coach Jeff Tedford doesn’t run it up

It’s funny to read that because Tedford was accused of doing that vs. Stanfurd in 2005, vs. WSU in 2008, and vs. Ucla in 2008.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baylor agrees

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK that time it definitely happened. But we needed it.

by paleodan on Aug 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

I hope my Hornets don’t get beaten too badly.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I can stop hitting F5 now?

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. The month’s not over yet.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I can stop wearing my CGB sandwich board now?

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. The month’s not over yet.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is in India!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO MY SANDWICH BOARD GOT OUTSOURCED? I made it myself, too :(

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but we’ll retrain you for a new job.

What are you good at?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never realized so many people would be wild to read about the 1899 Cal football season!

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. The month’s not over yet.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is for people in India who want to read about the 1899 Cal football seaosn.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick quasi-political question

I’m seeing the following pop-up in my Facebook feed thing (emphasis added):

UN-APOLOGETIC AMERICAN:
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to
the republic for which it stands; one nation under God indivisible with
liberty and justice for all.” I grew up reciting this every morning in
school
; it is a shame we no longer do that for fear of ……offending
someone

Here’s the thing, these are people my same age and we were in the same class from elementary through high school. I do not remember saying the pledge of allegiance every morning as described. My question; is this because they, needing to justify pre-conceptions, have begun to believe something that is not true? Or is this something that I didn’t care about then and therefore am simply failing to remember now? Is this something else altogether?

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

We used to recite this almost every morning in elementary school. Maybe your experience was different.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

we said it in elem school every day for me too. middle school we didn’t have to say it if we didn’t want to. highschool no more pledge. san mateo 92-05

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Relatively same experience. Aragon.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

by “san mateo” i mean the city, not the HS…go knights

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when, during a homecoming game, the cheerleaders did that stunt where they toss one girl up into the air? Hillsdale dropped theirs in the mud.

Go Dons!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when, i still got into cal anyways? and serra laughed at both of our athletic programs? woohoo!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I still have no idea how I got into Cal.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

we said it every day in elem and jr high…. i don’t thing we did in hs….

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Aug 31, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

High school it definitely stopped.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s also even funnier because the god part was added in the 50’s! wow what a strong tradition! we should never change ANYTHING

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caveat: Sacramento area through the 90’s.

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the pledge we used to say in elementary school.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no recollection of doing that either. Its more likely that its just some C+P job. Worse than a handjob, btw.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Said it every day in kindergarten through, I believe, 1st or 2nd grade. I don’t remember doing it after that.

As an aside, why is it such a “shame” for “UN-APOLOGETIC AMERICAN”? Is there some magical force that stops kids from reciting it on their own? We need the school’s imprimatur or compulsion to do it in order to make it more “American”?

But what the hell do I know. I’m just American.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM-HATER

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

OHIOAN

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by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually feel dirty when someone calls me an Ohioan.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should, you midwesterner

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The insults just keep on coming…

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure your fellow Rust Belt-dweller brethren aren’t as offended by it.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t we all calm down and have some delicious corn on the cob.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

corn is destroying both america and mexico

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this statement so much.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s delicious!

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how it’s made.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t schools banned from having one?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

America rulz

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not pictured: cars attempting to chase redcoats around corners, spinning off into the woods and bursting into flames.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate cars and freedom, DC? WHY?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a real American patriot in action, without detonating on the corners.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, sometimes I click on these youtube links, and all I get is the right 1/6 th of the picture.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to move the giant picture of me that’s blocking half of your monitor out of the way to view youtube properly

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But youre so dreamy

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s me or the youtube, darling

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My high school geometry teacher made the mistake of telling a bunch of apathetic high schoolers that they didn’t have to say the pledge if they didn’t want to. Every morning after that, the only voice saying it was the teacher’s.

This led to a sub berating us for not saying it when we went into the usual routine. It’s pretty funny now, but a bit scary then.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have to say the pledge every morning, but I don’t disagree with the sentiment. Unification of cultures while still preserving traditions can’t do much harm..

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how old you are, but we recited it every morning all the way through school (1973-1984).

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The caveat being Fall ’90-Spring 2002

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

point of order....

a) why is DC sleeping in the guest bed with traveling 20 yr old frieds of the mrs?

b) what’s this atoms-rishi-holmophobe love triagle about?

c) I started a UC Davis preview post, but I suck and havn’t finished it.

d) what’s for lunch? and can I have a beer with it?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Aug 31, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

A) Because he’s secretly a pimp

B) Atoms IS Holmoephobe. Neither can play along with a joke.

C) Stop sucking and finish it off

D) Protein bar. If you want.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

C) Stop sucking and finish it off

i can’t even count how many times i’ve had to say this

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! Stupid vacuum cleaners never work properly!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it usually “keep sucking and finish it off”?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEE I DID IT AGAIN. BOOM! HOLMOEPHOBE’D.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like “BOOM! ATOMS’D!”

You’ve brought Holmoephobing to a new level.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve brought myself to a new level?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

See! You did it again!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s called playing along.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

See! You did it again!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How meta.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This subthread is clearly some type of Indian fight, though I haven’t quite identified which kind.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go with nonsense.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a post on the various UC Davis… modifications to Cal songs and traditions?

Bossy Cow-Cow!
Honey Bee-Bee!
Oleo! Margarine!
Oleo! Butterine!
Alfalfa! Hay!

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

also to our band.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) Because that’s how Scotsmen roll

b) exactly that

c) seriously, knock it off

d) Tritip sandwich, probably should have 3 beers.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Aug 31, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) because one of these days, my “oh I must have been sleep-walking” ruse is going to work

b) sex and money

c) part of the appeal of amateur writing is being able to say fuckit and walk away

d) 5 guys cheeseburger and orzo salad from Whole Foods. Not an obvious combination but rather good.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) Because DC has the best wife ever.

b) I don’t know.

c) It’s only Tuesday. You have time.

d) Beer. Yes.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) why is DC sleeping in the guest bed with traveling 20 yr old frieds of the mrs?

Because the two purty Czech girls left already.

b) what’s this atoms-rishi-holmophobe love triagle about?

Darned if I know. After all, I read that as “triage.” I must be tired.

c) I started a UC Davis preview post, but I suck and havn’t finished it.

It’s all good. If you finish it on Sunday, however, that might be considered delay of game.

d) what’s for lunch? and can I have a beer with it?

Something good? And the answer is always yes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there another kind of "Juris Doctorate"?

I just read a resume of a 2nd year law student who lists himself as a candidate for a “Juris Doctorate in Law.” I didn’t realize there was another kind.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 31, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rishi si a Juris Doctorate in AWESOME

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this joke could have been so great.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit! My Job Rocks! /twitter

Just got off a conference call that required me to intervene and cut if off halfway through the allotted time and then have separate 1-on-1 conversations afterwards with each participant to calm them down. Each participant, btw, is more senior than me.

If this meeting was held in person, I’m fairly certain I would have at least one broken bone and one open wound that would require stitches and medical attention.

I don’t know why I enjoyed this so much… probably cuz I’m fucking ready for the fucking gridiron action to fucking begin. GO BEARS GODAMMMMIT!!!

Ever happened to you at your job?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, but i had to stop linemen from stealing my cell phone and attempting to take pictures of their balls with it instead of doing your over the phone moderation

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um… that sounds like an amazing story. WHAT HAPPENED?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had to give one a wedgie over the back of the golf cart to get my phone back. he kind of let me have it back, there was no way i would be able to take him down

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gave a lineman a wedgie… and lived to tell about it?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

like i said, he definitely just let me have it back. there was no glorious victory for me. i’m no lineman

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels fun to take charge. It’s an adrenaline rush.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if it was the taking charge thing. It was just awesome to listen to grown ass people fucking lose it on the phone. Seriously in person, I’m sure at least one chair would have been flung across the room. EPIC. People get so passionate about money.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s awesome? My bosses yell at me on a daily basis and actually lose it about once a week.

My ears hurt sometimes from all the shouting.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s about getting the fuck off CGB, they may have a valid point.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly not.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it is about fraternizing with Spazzy McGee, they may have a point.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it is about being from aragon, they may have a valid point

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it’s about your recipe for chapati, they may have a valid point.

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you as hot as you sound since 1997?

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on her profile pic, I’d be inclined to agree.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that profile pic gets me wondering what exactly she’s doing in said profile pic.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday I wanted to break one of my mass specs with a baseball bat.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

there aren’t many days that go by that a mass spec shouldn’t be hit with a Louisville Slugger.

BOOM! NMR’d!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to smack talk back but you are entirely 100% right.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spend most of my time either stopping people from panicking or from choking the shit out of one another.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill joy.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s for their own good – the team is split between three states and multiple locations, they would just lash out at other people who were blameless or start aggressive programs for self-harm.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just want to take the fun out of everything, don’t you?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do. I hate sunshine, laughter, puppies, and kittens.

I was at the Norman Rockwell exhibit this weekend at the National Portrait Gallery and I was reminded once again that if this little girl is so bloody pleased about missing a tooth, I’d be happy to extend the gap with a 2 × 4.

Boo hiss to fun, that’s what I say.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You went to the Norman Rockwell exhibit? But why?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Our guest wondered if it would be possible to go to a sporting event. The only daytime event that was scheduled over her stay which was not a baseball game was what turned out to be a putative Mystics playoff game. We didn’t bother to check the paper on Sunday, or we would have learned that the Mystics had been swept and there was no game. Since we were at the Verizon Center anyway and it was hot out, we bailed to the National Portrait gallery across the street.

I told the missus that Norman Rockwell makes me mad as a bastard, but since she’s used to my inane biases, she rolled her eyes and proceeded with the children anyway… so I got stuck trying to explain several rooms of these bloody pictures to my 8 year old.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next you will telling me you went to a Thomas Kinkade exhibit.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Just no.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha or buy one of those goofy houses.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, but it’s such beautiful light.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. I think you and your accent would be quite good at that. It’s hard to not be calm and civilized when talking to a brit.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until I lose my temper. I was just in an all-hands meetings and one of the more overtly religious team members looked a bit startled when I dropped the F bomb 4 times in 90 seconds describing a customer trying to claim that our software is defective because it doesn’t cover a requirement they just thought up.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

Something along the lines of “what a load of fucking nonsense, they know perfectly well it’s in testing, it’s not our fault if they can’t write their fucking requirements, and it’s not a fucking defect.” Plus another fuck in there somewhere.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just like to imagine that when any Brit says “F-word” or “F-bomb,” it’s not actually fuck, but fanny. I cqtm.

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fanny is a much dirtier word in English than it is in American. I used to like to use it in my British office, because they found it shocking. These are people who call each other c*nts for sport, understand.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means vagina in Australian slang.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

British too. My cousin nearly got reported to CPS the first time her (American) kid fell down and reported to teacher that her fanny hurt.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats kinda funny in an unfortunate way.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh now I get it now, much much later. Fanny Hill had another meaning.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fanny Hill is pretty much every man’s dream topography, ifyouknowwhatimean.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i was in london, people dropped f bombs like valley girls drop ‘like’

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wat the facking fack facktarded facking piece of fack!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

For fuck’s sake. Best all-purpose expression of frustration ever. I forget people don’t use it here and and accidentally say it in, say, the checkout line at the supermarket and I get a LOT of dirty looks.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of interesting, since I thought people in the Bay Area curse a lot relative to my experience in Middle America. So British cursing >>> anywhere else …

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friendship?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. They sound so cute when they’re mad.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This bit was my favorite from the montage.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I can almost imagine since putting on eyeblack and throwing a chair through a window. Almost. :)

Well, that’s never even remotely happened at my job. But, if anyone loses it on the phone or otherwise, it’s really bad.

I suppose we almost had a brawl in a bathroom and a pseudo scissors-stabbing, but that’s it.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scissor-stabbing??? Ummmm…. ya that actually sounds kinda worse than people cussing each other out via voice-over-IP.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Aug 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure “Soooo, are you in a gang or do you have gang-affiliations?” is one of those no-no questions when interviewing prospective employees.

Still, it’s be nice to have a head’s up prior to…um…tempers flaring with sharp objects nearby.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I thought it was ok to ask about your prison record during job interviews.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prison record, yes.

“Do you hang out with people with records?” Probably not.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Records are so great!! I just got two more today!! Play later.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have any extra tickets for the Davis Game?

TOSP has friends in town and needs four extras. I don’t care where they are and I’ll pay $10 each for them. Also, as a reward you will get to unmask TOSP.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Done. I have four tickets for Tightwad Hill.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks buddy. I look forward to seeing you there.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll sell you them for $10 each.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I`ll sell you some of my Citi common stock in short for 10$.

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".

by Maisbikkja on Aug 31, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would I do that? Citi common stock (NYSE: C) closed today at 3.72 and shows no significant gains in the after-hours market. I don’t understand your logic!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can potentially get you some tix but the stipulation is that you stop hatting on the giants on all of your screennames

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not hate on the giants. In fact, it would nice to see playoff baseball in the bay area.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know how hard it must have been to type that. tell ya what. if you wear all giants gear to the davis game and dont take it off, i’ll score as many free tix for you as i can?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect you have the wrong person.

by TheOfficialSunshinePumper on Aug 31, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

prof plum, with the candlestick, in the conservatory?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants? More like midgets

How many world series have you won, bad boy?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Bless America!

A judge removed a juror from a trial in suburban Detroit after the young woman wrote on Facebook that the defendant was guilty. The problem? The trial wasn’t over. Hadley Jons, of Warren just north of Detroit, could be found in contempt when she returns to the Macomb County circuit court Thursday. Jons, 20, was a juror in a case of resisting arrest. On Aug. 11, a day off from the trial and before the prosecution finished its case, she wrote on Facebook that it was “gonna be fun to tell the defendant they’re guilty.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100830/ap_on_re_us/us_facebook_juror

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Imma do this to get out of jury duty.

(OMG JK PLEASE DONT PROSECUTE ME)

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that if I’m ever a defendant, my jurors have better grammar skills than this woman.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 31, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me, I have to call about jury duty tonight.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should warn the judge and lawyers. They’re going to be chaos in the court when the bailiff has to tase the DA from trying to strangle atoms after he corrects his grammar for the umpteenth time. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost ironic to make a bad typo in that post.

“There is going to be chaos…”

/sheesh – I blam SBN for a screen freeze-up.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or when he explains everything to all the other jurors while the trial is going on.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sentence, with the exception of the vernacular, is correct

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

defendant = singular
they’re = plural

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a juror, I think this young woman has greater failings than singular-plural agreement.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. People often use “they” as a singular, gender neutral pronoun.

Correct would be to either assume the gender (SEXIS) or use he/she (COMMIE).

English grammar can be so awkward sometimes.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try to avoid pronouns in this case if I’m not sure what the gender of the person is.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

she wrote on Facebook that it was "gonna be fun to tell the defendant that [the defendent is] guilty."

Even more awkward!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d try to word it differently! Though I’m not sure how I would do that in this case =(

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes use “they” if I don’t know the gender, even if it’s not exactly grammatical, but if she’s a juror in the person’s trial, why wouldn’t she know the defendant’s gender?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

so as to retain some sense of anonymity, lol!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be pretty funny if she actually had thought about it.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that eventually “they” will become acceptable usage in this circumstance, although it isn’t yet.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is especially tough when spoken, as opposed to written.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singular they is appropriate for use for indeterminate gender…

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

From that link ...
Though singular they is widespread in everyday English and has a long history of usage, debate continues about its acceptability. Regarding usage, the Chicago Manual of Style notes:
On the one hand, it is unacceptable to a great many reasonable readers to use the generic masculine pronoun (he in reference to no one in particular). On the other hand, it is unacceptable to a great many readers either to resort to nontraditional gimmicks to avoid the generic masculine (by using he/she or s/he, for example) or to use they as a kind of singular pronoun. Either way, credibility is lost with some readers.2

So, pretty much like every day around here?

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So my English teacher lied to me?!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is ‘controversial’

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

but better than he/she, s/he, or ze.

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like using ze.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ze sounds pretty cool, to be honest.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must have been stupid.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your English teachers didn’t tell you not to use “they” as a singular, gender-neutral pronoun?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much knew that already from reading.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m confused.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in, I picked it up.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many pronouns!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

they = gender neutral singular

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shane Vereen

http://www.contracostatimes.com/cal-bears/ci_15945782?nclick_check=1

A good story; I need to learn how to do the links better.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Type whatever you want to call the link, like ‘a good story on Shane Vereen.’ Highlight it with your mouse, click on the linky button above, paste the link, tick the ‘new window’ box, click done. Then ‘a good story on Shane Vereen’ will be blue and will link to the article.

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Scootie, BTW, I never go back to old DBD, but I did for the back to school one, and I loved that article about the singing coach rating the heavy metal singers. Much fun.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Aug 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m reading that book on the history o the filibuster in the Senate. In 1890, the Republicans introduced the Federal Elections Bill, which was obstructed by Democrats. At that time Republicans and Democrats were essentially switched from ones understanding today. Im not entirely sure what the Federal Elections BIll was designed to do, but I can assume based off of the Southern Democrats intense animosity towards it that it was designed to enforce civil rights for blacks in the South. I think it had the federal elections being run by the federal government instead of the state government, which would have helped avoid a lot of the methods by which blacks were disenfranchised.

The Republicans actually managed to get the bill to the floor in the face of the Democratic obstruction. The vote came down to one mana nd one man alone: Leland Stanford. WHO WASN’T EVEN THERE. You can read more here.

Our friend Leland Stanford. Way to be, Leland. Way to be.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent viewpoints.
I think the only thing missing is the description of the level to which Southerners resent change of any kind.

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".

by Maisbikkja on Aug 31, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

also tea partiers

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.
Most of them already are tea baggers.

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".

by Maisbikkja on Aug 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy! this material just writes itself!!!! HAHAHA

by medvjed on Aug 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The vote came down to one mana

Which one? Swamp? Plains?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Aug 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, I did have to wikipedia MTG to figure out which kinds of mana there were.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD!

/hides his MtG decks in the garage

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad — I just threw down Counterspell.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Nerd panic…If I reference an interrupt, I out myself. If I don’t…I just got Counterspelled into revealing my decks anyway.]

It’s a good thing you didn’t have enough untapped blue mana for that.

I warned you about all that tapping you were doing, playah.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, MtG… not that I have any knowledge of what you speak…. /me shifty eyes; hides the binder of cards sorted by color and set.

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHIO!

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! TAKE THAT BACK!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think one day these guys will be famous.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope that we someday make it to the moon

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must play beatles rock band

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Aug 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody had a hard year
Everybody had a good time
Everybody had a wet dream
Everybody saw the sunshine

by paleodan on Aug 31, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what

Peter King!

Arizona: I buy the speculation on Matt Leinart’s shaky status.
I still think it’s more likely Leinart is on the opening day roster than he isn’t. But he’s not doing himself any favors by speaking out against the decision to give Derek Anderson snaps with the first unit over him — either with the coaching staff or in the team-chemistry department. In the end, whether the Cardinals cut him — which is possible — could come down to a factor few people outside the team would think is even fathomable at this point.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s your confusion?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Leinart might get cut altogether!

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This surprises you any more than the reports that Colt McCoy might get cut from the Browns, even though he’s a rookie third round pick?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’m more surprised by that report.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re both bs.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colt McCoy might get cut? Seriously?!?

by Scootie on Aug 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

for reals

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

if my word isn’t good enough then i’m not sure i can go on.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi said so and turkey agreed. That’s all the confirmation I need.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt even need Rishi to be honest.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=tsn-166265

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why people are surprised. He has a banged up shoulder and he’s physically ordinary (average arm and average body range). He can’t throw past 10-15 yards. Oklahoma and Nebraska (two good defenses) smothered him.

Great college QB, at the best a journeyman in the pros unless he plays with a run-heavy first offense.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bama destroyed him.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, that was a monster hit at an awkward angle…

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you listening to CBKWit’s’s story?

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

CBKWit is a modern-day Cassandra, but with a better beard.

by paleodan on Aug 31, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leinart wants answers why he isn’t starting!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wisenhunt isn’t exactly the most bullish on Leinart, nor has he ever been.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being pissed about him staying for his Senior year with the 49ers holding the number one overall draft pick. I guess the 49ers kind of dodged a bullet there.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Alex Smith.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why haven't I read these threads before?

I need to start reading the Fanposts more often.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

People rarely ask why they don’t read the DBD more. They are more likely to say “I have got to get out of here!” You are a true American pioneer!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

These threads can’t be any worse than the McCovey Chronicles threads.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a challenge?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just going to start talking more about Sacramento, aren’t you?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. But I might talk more about Sacramento!

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's okay

I live in Sacramento, I don’t need to talk about it anymore.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another one of us!

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Self-loathing, apparently.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are making inroads, Twist. Significant inroads.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who else made significant inroads?

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one will believe you, you know. Not until it’s too late.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, she showed emotion the other day when cussing you out. I think that excludes her from being a pod person.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Kodiak.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful, Kod! That’s just what she wants you to think.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, it’s Sacramento. An invasion of pod-people would probably be an improvement.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m flattered, ma’am.

However, I must apologetically decline your kind offer on account of being happily married.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a cruel and heartless man, paleodan.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually attended school at Sacramento State and now work in the area. I’ve rooted for Cal my entire life because my dad always has.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll accept em all! Even from Sacramento!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I commented a lot in the basketball and football game threads and read CGB regularly. I just don’t comment on every post.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not everybody is as insane as I am.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for truth.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not everybody Hardly anybody is as insane as I am.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao.

That court is never gonna know what hit ’em…

Boom! Atoms’d!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep hearing that critique, but have no idea whats going on over there. What is a McC thread like and what about it is so bad?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

200 different people posting one word comments after every pitch

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually a four letter word.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats kind of a function of the baseball gme, though. They have like 200 plays, football has like 80.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But people in more civilized forums can comment in game threads without degenerating into the barbarism that is McC.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anybody killed and eaten another poster in McC? Otherwise, it doesnt sound that barbaric!

And lets not forget that we sacked and pillaged ATQ. Thats very barbaric!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Twist is confusing cannibalism and barbarianism again.

by paleodan on Aug 31, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen athletics nation? or any other SBN baseball blog, for that matter?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Marlins blog rarely veers off topic.

Or, even on topic for that matter.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I’m familiar with several SBN blogs. I simply do not find McC to be a pleasant place AT ALL.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no Rainbows or Unicorns in MCC like there is at Purple Row and True Blue. That’s why everyone else hates us.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually love the McC threads. They’re too big and impossible to read, but I still love them.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck!

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh!

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap!

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by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can veer off topic really quickly. Just today a baseball discussion divulged into a discussion about the best looking Giants player.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Barry Zito. Anybody who says otherwise is blind or mentally incompetant.
2. Thats why we try to organize all the off topic discussion in the DBD. So, you know what you are getting. Which is to say you have no idea what you are getting, bc it can veer off topic in really any direction. But most likely itll be about the difference between South Indian cuisine versus North Indian cuisine.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez looks like a diseased Tasmanian Devil

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an Aubrey Huff man myself.

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by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff Man CAN’T BREATHE!

OH NO!

OOH.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff Man says a lot of things. Oh Yeah!

by OaktownAggie on Aug 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, you said you ENJOY eating at Naans R’ Us?! You have no taste.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

RICENDAL 4LIIIIIIIIIFE!

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly this is an indication of your upbringing. This will play a factor in your ability to attract mates on shaadi.com

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use Yahoo! Matrimonials, so it is OK.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried that, but there were too many women who burnt their chapattis. UNACCEPTABLE

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And people think McCovey Chronicles is worse than this.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was playing along with your joke, douchebag.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

As was I, Rishi. As was I.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, imma go play with my cats now.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s adorable.

But…
HEADER?!?!?!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a fat pussy

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like my brother’s pussy.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots more here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cat really has a strange fascination with jumping in and out of things.

by paleodan on Aug 31, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think McC threads are hilarious, but they have a serious problem with off-topic stuff. If you want to discuss something baseball related, it can very easily get lost in a flood of food/tv/movie talk.

I’m very thankful we have the DBD to sequester all of that in one place.

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by norcalnick on Aug 31, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you hang around enough, you will regret comparing these threads to McC.

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I won't

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

PSoCY

(That should do it, right?)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF BERKELEY, MOUNTAIN LIONS!


KTVU received a tip early Tuesday morning that police had shot a mountain lion on Walnut Street between Cedar and Virginia.

The incident happened a few hours before sunrise just around the corner from Chez Panisse, Peet’s Coffee and other popular businesses on Shattuck Avenue.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I was in the Plumas National Forest yesterday

And I saw a Black Bear. They’re not big enough to harm anybody though.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think this statement is entirely accurate.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen photos! They are gross!

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by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one I saw yesterday was fully grown and it was only about the size of a Golden Retriever.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen fully grown black bears that are much bigger than that.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the bear 49er16 saw was a midget.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was the bear riding a tricycle while wearing a shriners hat?

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walking the tight rope.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just FYI I wasn’t in Plumas National Forest yesterday.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We believe you. Unless . . . Hey 49er16, was that bear using a pogo stick?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skateboard

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely wasn’t me then.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We believe you. Unless . . . Hey 49er16, was that bear wearing a kilt?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golf Knickers

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh. Roll call…Anyone seen CALumbus Bear or turkey?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

what up

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turkey’s in the clear. But no word from CALumbus….Hmmm…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the problem up there, is that there isn’t much to eat so they grow to full size.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

’tis truth here, never been a fatal black bear attack in CA, at least according to that list.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I have heard of folks getting torn up by them.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he did say “harm anyone”… they definitely do that all the time.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America

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by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHIO!

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Aug 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Smokey bury Jimmy Hoffa?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smokey – take care of Harbaugh!!!

(the money’s in the honey pot)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted about that story last week.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are mountain lions anywhere there are deer.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

“photo of something that makes no sense and non sequitur comment that isn’t funny!!!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But where’s the comment?

Or the F***ING HEADER?!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m grandfathered in.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are deer in my back garden (sometimes) but no mountain lions. Which is a shame, because we could do with a cull of the local deer population.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get deer in the front yard, but thankfully not the backyard, yet.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anus.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d ’em

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My assertion is that the mountain lions are probably coming to eat you.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they could do so while I’m driving, that would be a double whammy of car and life insurance, which would cover the wife and kids for some time. Could be worse.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better if you’re driving for work, so then you get worker’s comp.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is really shaping into a good plan. About the only potentially more lucrative approach would be if I bought a plane ticket for work on my personal card, and then the lions attacked me on the plane. But that’s less probable.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the script for the new Samuel L Jackson movie?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d better get a piece of that action then.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they stop paying worker’s comp when you’re dead.

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do a family benefit, innit? Maybe it’s called something else, but you get the point.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, I love it

by sec119 on Aug 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need to institute a Mountain Lion Patrol to help keep our city safe! We can raise taxes to pay for the Mountain Lion Patrol. If people complain, we’ll blame it on the immigrants!

by MR.F. on Aug 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let the Mountain Lions pay the Mountain Lion tax! I pay the Homer tax.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Aug 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like everything about this sub-subthread.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe no one asked what was on the menu at Chez Panisse.

There has to be some hippy/organic/local/sustainable joke in there somewhere.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything about this story makes me LOL. Well, except the part where the mountain lion was killed with a shotgun. I bet the 911 call sounded a lot like the time CalBandGreat claimed he had seen a condor in Oakland.

by paleodan on Aug 31, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Montana may start prosecuting drunk drivers!

What is the world coming to? (Or, as atoms would say: To what is the world coming?)

Montana has long had a reputation as a place where you could crack open a beer while driving down the interstate just about as fast as you liked. Until 2005, when the state came under heavy duress from the federal government, it was legal to drink and drive in many places. And a few years before that there wasn’t even a speed limit on major highways and in rural areas.
Some small town bars still offer cocktails in a to-go cup. Repeat DUI offenders are shuttled in and out of the system before they have a chance to sober up.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_drunk_driving_montana

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinking and driving is dumb.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murdering kittens is bad.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew! Good thing that’s not part of my business model.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is this a bad time to mention that I had refined my kitten and puppy euthanasia model to cut costs by having them accept rides home with drunk drivers?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine, as long as pandas aren’t driving. They’re too adorable. Have you ever seen the youtube video of the panda sneezing? omg sooooooo cute

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pandas can’t be bothered to do the panda-nasty, they certainly can’t be arsed to drive when drunk. They mostly sit at the bar and moan about the cost of bamboo.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because the Panda economy hedged all its bets on Eucalyptus futures.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid mottled furballs.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eats, shoots, and leaves

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn't drink and drive

Might spill your delicious beer.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really trying to find this funny.


It might require more than a few beers.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerd jokes seem to be the new thing.

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerd jokes? On CGB?

Geez…what’s next…a scientist in the Athletic HOF?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM PERIODICTABLED!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

so racis

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Aug 31, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A high school football team with an unique logo
They don’t play “Running with the Devil” on the loudspeakers before the opening kickoff.

And the marching band doesn’t perform instrumental versions of “Panama” or “Jump” at halftime.

But if you’re looking for the original School of Rock, head out to Vernon Hills (Ill.) High, home of one of the most surprising high school football logos in the land.

When the players take the field, they do so with a version of the famous “VH” symbol for the band Van Halen on their helmets and uniforms.

That’s right, call them Van Halen High. Many have since the school opened in 2001.

http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1120102

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

according to my vast knowledge, the reason they don’t play any van halen songs is because the band is a bunch of dumbshits who do not give out licensing rights!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s why “Crazy Train” and the Star Wars theme is played at every high school football game.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aie aie aie!

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Aug 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NCAA denies Masoli's waiver request

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/ncaa/08/31/masoli-ncaa-waiver.ap/index.html

He can’t play until 2011.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Won’t he be like 26?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels like 26, but he will only be 23. He’ll be on Stewart Mandel’s six-year senior list.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you believe that Stanley Havili from U$C is still in school?!

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's another one

Feels like he’s been at the school since 2004.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s such a joke

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that rule-bending sonofabitch deliberately broke his leg early in the 2006 season, can you believe the nerve?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that guy

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. He’s a douche for going to SC in the first place.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMIGOD you’re right how could we all have been so deluded?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it true that freshmen, at one point, stayed in hotels with maid service and called it “dorms”?

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by Rishi on Aug 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that’s UCLA.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what? Damnit I knew I missed out on something.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Aug 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I understand it, it’s spillover from Brentwood.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Damn having priority dorm selection. If I had only been part of the spillover.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Aug 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The newer dorms are pretty much hotels anyway.

by GBB4188 on Aug 31, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the same reason you all thought nothing remotely institutionally shady was going on during the entirety of Pete Carrol’s tenure? Who by the way, stood by and did nothing.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Carroll

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are more than welcome to go back through the archives of Conquest Chronicles, wherein you will find adequate evidence that 1) I was unimpressed with Reggie Bush’s behavior, 2) substantial discussion about the challenges of monitoring the flow of benefits to player’s family members, 3) our general sense that if there was anyone else up to that shit, it would have been found, 4) my prediction that once the Mayo allegations were made public, it would result in much harder sanctions in the Bush case, and so on and so forth.

If you weren’t so busy trumpeting your sense of vindication about how you just knew SC had to be cheating, you would also find that while the NCAA is correct on the broad swathes of their findings, there are internal contradictions and basic errors, as well as evidence of inappropriate internal communication, that support their specific timelines for punishing USC. But you won’t care about that, because for you, the bottom line is that we’re all a bunch of fucking cheaters.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize, don’t you DC, that it is the considered opinion of the participants of CGB, after careful examination of the entire record and with due deference given to all the points you have just made, that SC sucks.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh yes, I am well aware of that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you don’t.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

But, I also rec’d the cheaters comment.

Sorry.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not just us, dc. it’s everyone

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that the dedicated supporters of Partizan Belgrade don’t care one way or the other.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone who cares, then

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you summed it up so nicely in that final sentence there. :)

by atomsareenough on Aug 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER FORGET

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Aug 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what were we talking about?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot already.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a HOF for these.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will this displace Rishi’s current first-place fail? Could people even choose between the two?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since1997’s comment about LA is in there, too.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi is way ahead of you in rec’s. But you could end up giving him a run for his money.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wouldn’t be the first Trojan to run for money, amirite?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite many, many, many efforts, apparently.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what I should have posted on CC? Just making sure…

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome back, it’s up to you how long you last.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Aug 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My last communique stands.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the operative statement. All other statements are inoperative.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rate of your service has gone up due to an increase in the rate of your service.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, somebody actually read all that stuff I posted about Ron Ziegler! Who would have thought?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Aug 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were talking about Brad Ziegler the entire time!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Dominique Ziegler…Now I’m confused.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Aug 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Toby Ziegler!!!!!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Aug 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

It hurts but it will get better. By the way, I think the sanctions are a tad harsh, but it was the repeated flouting of NCAA’s oversight that led to this, not so much what happened with Bush

Am I known as Cugel th