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DBD 7.27.10. An embarrassment to Cal, I am?

It was a seemingly normal day at the workplace of CALumbus Bear and yours truly.  In my office, I was monitoring the DBD while working on a masterpiece of legal writing that would surely sway the court of appeals.  Just a few steps away in his office, CALumbus Bear was diligently reserving rights, merging and acquiring, drafting license agreements that no one reads before clicking "I AGREE," ordering scotch by mail order, or whatever it is he does in his practice.  Yes, a normal day.  But it was also a beautiful day for a Cal intervention. 

During a lull in the day, CALumbus Bear wandered over to my office to shoot the breeze.  After we exhausted such topics as the day's DBD, how we ever got roped into being on the "Hit Squad," and which Wonder Twin power was our favorite, I relayed a story from the previous weekend.  In the parking lot of my local grocery store, I noticed a car with a script "Cal" sticker on the back window.  Well, sort of.  Some soulless, sad excuse of a human being Someone had tried to rip the Cal decal off, but had not been successful.  About one-fourth of the sticker was gone, but it was unmistakable that it was the Cal logo.  Any sight of a Cal logo is rare in these parts (i.e., Ohio), especially when the car has an Ohio license plate.  So the sight was noteworthy. 

Star-divide

 CALumbus Bear asked innocently what kind of car it was.  I reported that it was an older model American car, kind of a jalopy by our standards.  We speculated that it was an old car that was bought used, owned by an Old Blue long ago, the sticker placed on the vehicle sometime during the Holmoe era. 

CALumbus Bear voiced the opinion that it was just as well that the sticker was partly torn away.  He thought it was a shame that the alma mater's venerable logo would be on such an unworthy automobile. 

After a pause, he segued to the intervention.     

"You have Cal stuff on your car, don't you?"  CALumbus Bear asked, seemingly innocuously. 

"Oh yeah," I replied.  "I have the script Cal on my back window. 

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 "And I have the Cal Alumni Association sticker, too, on one of my passenger windows."

 

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By the look on his face, I knew that CALumbus Bear was about to say something he didn't necessarily want to say, but something that he felt he had to say. 

"You know," he said solemnly, "I think it's a crying shame that you have the Cal logo on your car.  Really, it's an abomination.  Your car is not worthy of the Cal logo.  " 

It was an awkward silence.  I thought about  my car.  I drive an early 2000's model Honda sedan.  I have had the car for a long time.  It's a reliable car and has more than 124,000 miles on it. 

"So you're saying I should take the Cal stuff off it?" I asked CALumbus Bear. 

"I really think that would be best," CALumbus Bear replied.  "I've been wanting to tell you this for a long time.  I just didn't know how to say it." 

CALumbus Bear suggested that I move the Cal decals to Mrs. Ohio Bear's car, a later 2000's model year SUV that CALumbus Bear deemed acceptable for the Cal logo.  I said that I would consider it. 

"I'm glad we had this talk," CALumbus Bear said before going back to his office to reserve some rights. 

It's been a couple of weeks since this conversation.  I still have the Cal decals on my car.  I just can't let go. 

Should I? 

What about your ride?  Does it have Cal decals, a Cal license plate frame, or a Cal vanity plate?  Or all of the above?  Would CALumbus Bear deem your car worthy of Cal identification?  Do tell. 

Poll
Is Ohio Bear embarrassing Cal by keeping the Cal logo decals on his pedestrian 4-door sedan?
Yes, and he should remove the decals immediately
2 votes
Yes, and he should get a new car
25 votes
Yes, and he needs to turn in his diploma
2 votes
Ohio Bear is an embarrassment to Cal, but the reasons having nothing to do with his car
49 votes

78 votes | Poll has closed

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Cal crew team members help Team USA

C-A-L! U-S-A!

Golden Bears Kara Kohler and Mary Jeghers helped the U.S. women’s eight to a gold medal, while Cal rowers Nareg Guregian, Samuel Walker, Nick Lucey and Zachary Vlahos teamed in the men’s eight that captured silver at the 2010 World Rowing Under 23 Championships in Brest, Belarus, this past weekend.

The women took home gold for the third time in the last five years. In a tight race, only 0.37 seconds separated the top four crews through the first 500 meters. The Americans then surged ahead and took a 1.50-second lead at the midway point. By the finish, the U.S. held a more than four-second advantage and completed the 2000-meter course in 6:31.97. New Zealand was second in 6:36.48, followed by Canada at 6:38.16.

Jeghers was a part of the U.S. eight that won silver last year, while Kohler, the 2010 Pac-10 Newcomer of the Year, was making her first national team appearance.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 3:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Mary Jeghers

I do not know why Ohio Bear is not being a giver, but I am. I forget who it is who has a thing for redheads (BearStage maybe?) but here you go. Please remember this at Christmas time.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ginger FTL

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I too have a fondness for redheads, but it should be noted that all redheads are not created equal, except in a legal/constitutional sense.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh…no.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal track team announcing its recruiting class

Recruiting Class Brings 26 Newcomers to Cal Track & Field

California director of Track & Field Tony Sandoval and his staff will welcome another strong recruiting class for 2010-11 that includes seven student-athletes who ranked among the top 20 in the country in their respective events last season. The group of 14 women and 12 men also features 10 who were finalists at the state championships this past year.

Highlighting the list of women to join the roster is heptathlete Ashley Smith from Millikan High School in Long Beach. The runner-up at the USATF Junior Championships with a score of 5,270, she represented the United States at the IAAF World Junior Championships in July. Her best individual event is the 200 meters, where she posted the No. 4 time in the country in 2010 with a 23.55 clocking.

Ashley Cooke (Corona / Colony HS) ran the sixth-fastest 300-meter hurdle time in the United States last year when she was clocked in 41.38. She placed fifth at the California state meet in 42.01. In the sprints, Charnell Price from St. Mary’s Academy in Los Angeles was a state finalist in both the 100 (5th, 11.74) and 200 (7th, 24.30). Her PRs of 11.65 in the 100 and 23.75 in the 200 put her in the top 20 in the country in both events.

On the men’s side, high jumper Harrison Steed (Coto de Caza / Junipero Serra HS) owns a best clearance of 7-2.50, a height he achieved this past January that was also No. 4 in the high school rankings this past season. Third at the California state meet in the spring, he captured the title as a sophomore in 2008 when he jumped 7-0.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 AM PDT reply actions  

YO holding a live chat on Wednesday

1-2 PM Pacific Time

Talk Cal football with YO

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 3:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d be disappointed if there weren’t.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

New year, new category? Maybe it’s time for animals from the savanna or bad 80s movies or something.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about one hit wonder bands?

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

[carpasaurus rextopolis]: YO…are you sleeping with one eye open after predicting Cal will finish 7th?! Grrr.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

YO talks about training camp access

For those of you wondering, training camp practices will be conducted just like during the season and the spring. Media will be allowed to watch the first 20 minutes and the final 10 minutes of practice.

There are two exceptions: There will be two practices completely open to the media — Monday, Aug. 9 and Sunday, Aug. 15. Other than that, we will be limited to the half-hour total of access.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 3:17 AM PDT reply actions  

really wish we’d have practices open to the media…might generate more interest. Everyone knows we pass out of the gun on 3rd and forever anyway.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t that lead to the agent scandal at U$C?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Uncle Pete let in the entourages n stuff, not just credentialed media folks.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

YO's Pac-10 football previews continue

He picks USC 4th

No. 4: USC. Even before the NCAA brought the hammer down on USC’s football program, there were problems in Trojan country. After last season, the aura of superiority had waned, and a fifth-place finish had turned USC into just one of the top programs in the Pac-10, not the undisputed ruler.

Yes, it was only one season, but it is clear the Trojans don’t have quite the level of home run hitters they’ve had in the past. There is no Reggie Bush, Mike Williams or Dwayne Jarrett — guys that really kept opposing defensive coodinators up at night. And although there is talent across the board on defense, there is nobody like Ray Maualuga or Brian Cushing on the current version of the Trojans.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 3:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Which means he has Stanford in the 3.

Or worse, #2 or #1. Say it aint so JO.

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by Nik Jam on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

stanfurd is ranked #11 in the Pac-10

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

makes sense

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could make him!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No-hitters grow on trees

Matt Garza throws one for the Rays vs. the Tigers

Fifth no-no of the season in the major leagues.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Since I blew my shoulder out pitching as a teenager, my interest in baseball has waned considerably. However, I find this pitching resurgance to be fascinating. Did the roids really make THAT much of a difference? Or are there other factors at work?

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alternately, it’s cyclical.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that the cyclical nature of baseball usually has to do with technology advances (the ball, different treatments of bats, etc) , cheating (roids, spitters) or fundamental rule changes (rasing or lowering the mound for example).

Also, the fact that there have been 5 no hitters, should have been 6 except for a shitty umpiring call and about a dozen more near misses and I don’t remember anything remotely like this in my lifetime.

Like I said, interesting.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard the theory that it’s not the ‘roids, but the ban on amphetamines in baseball that has made the game more pitcher friendly. I’ve heard that amphetamines, in some form, were common in baseball clubhouses for a long time. (I’ve heard HOFer Mike Schmidt talk about this in radio interviews.) Amphetamines went by the boards along with the ban on other PEDs in the game.

The ban on amphetamines, the theory goes, has made it harder for players to keep a high level of energy through the course of a season. Look at last night’s no-no, for instance: the Tigers played in Detroit on Sunday, then traveled to Tampa to begin a series the following day with the Rays. Might not seem like a big deal to a lot of people, but think of doing that continually through the course of a 6-month season. It can take its toll mentally and physically. The amphetamines were, I guess, a way to combat the lethargy that is inevitable for everyday players.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the amphetamine usage is legendary. Could be some traction there…

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a baseball player, so I certainly don’t know what it is like to play professionally on an every day basis. But I did spent 3 seasons traveling with a short-season Class A team, when the season was something like 80 games in 82 days. I was only a broadcaster, but even I felt the toll that the travel schedule and the day-in-day-out grind took. It certainly affected me mentally and physically. So I can only imagine what it was like for the actual PLAYERS to go through. Day games after night games are particularly brutal.

I used coffee to make it through. I never saw anyone take greenies or anything else like that, but if it existed, it wouldn’t surprise me.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greenies go back well before the Schmidt. We’re talking sixties, at least.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fascinating. Endurance throughout the season, though, wouldn’t explain the cluster of no-hitters in the early part of the season; maybe the lethargy sets in after only the first road trip or so.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and maybe it affects starting pitchers a bit less because they only have to play once every 5 games?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard they used to have two pots of coffee in the clubhouse: “Leaded and Unleaded” (and the lead was not caffeine).

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question, it was graphite.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was amphetamines!!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

amazing what happens when you take steroids out of the game…

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pitchers were using just as much. See Clemens, Roger and Gagne, Eric.

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying they weren’t, I think it just helped the hitters a lot more. Warning track power became homers. Rich Aurilia nearly hit 40 homers while playing most of his games at Pac Bell, Barry Anderson hit 50. Now we’re happy with guys who can leave the yard 20 times a year.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Eric Gagne blew like one save in a two plus year span, and Roger Clemens was unbelievable good into his 40s. It goes both ways.

The decline in offense this year is caused by way more than just steroids being tested. You’ve got an increased focus on defensive metrics, and a large group of young power pitchers.

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno Norcal, empirical evidence seems to show that it helped hitters more than pitchers. Do you have another reasonable explanation as to the suddenly amazing pitching league-wide?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there suddenly amazing pitching league-wide? Or have there been a few individual cases that seem surprising, but are not indicative of a larger trend?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s something to it. Run scoring/ERA/OPS are the lowest they’ve been since like 1992.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I’m just seeing alot of talk and few numbers that back it up besides “Perfect games! No nos!”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense is definitely down across both leagues. It may be a combination of factors, though. Extra organizational emphasis on defense over the past few years finally making an impact, a bevy of talented young arms making an impact, random variation, who knows.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t argue that steroid usage plays a role. I just don’t think it’s the only reason. There’s really been a revolution in how we understand, evaluate and measure defense over the last few years, and I think that’s playing a role in decreased offense.

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your general premise, but I don’t really understand how they’re playing better d than ever before. Those defensive metrics, to me, aren’t as advanced/accurate as the offensive metrics.

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the point is that whereas before, when defense was just a perception, it was hard to actually put a value on a good defensive player, or even know who WAS really a good defensive player or not. While I agree with you that the defensive metrics still aren’t quite as powerful or accurate as the pitching and hitting metrics, it’s still given organizations a better idea of how to value run prevention, and perhaps good defenders who may have been overlooked before are having an easier time getting onto the lineup card because the team has a better sense of the value they bring.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and all the defense in the world isn’t going to stop a 99.9% of home runs…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home runs are down, too.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 28, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was sorta my point…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 28, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about things like the massive defensive shifts and the advance scouting that leads to pinpoint positioning of players?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

More that front offices are better able to judge defensive talent, and teams are finding value in putting that on the field. Just this year the Red Sox went after Adrian Beltre and Mike Cameron specifically because they are great in the field. In the past, those players weren’t as highly valued because people didn’t value defense appropriately. Now, they are getting picked up by big-spending powerhouse teams.

So the impact is two-fold. More great defenders are seeing the field, which means a decrease in run production and batting stats. And these great defenders aren’t always as good at the plate, causing another fall in batting stats.

Now, as Spazzy correctly points out, defense can’t prevent home runs. Undoubtedly, removing steroids subtracts from home runs numbers. Line drives off the wall instead of over the wall, etc. But there’s alot more going on this year then just a decrease in home runs. Offense is down across the board. And I think that better defense and an impressive group of young power pitchers is playing a role in that.

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a good article explaining that there has been a decline in defense, but it’s not as drastic as some have argued, and that it’s probably caused by a few different factors, defense amongst them.

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you mean to say offense ?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you mean to say Sarsaparilla?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also yes!

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brady Anderson*

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I don’t have a car (I left my car in my father’s hands – he drove it for 2 years, sold it and then put half the cash in my account – gee thanks dad) I put my Cal sticker on my apartment window, as well as hanging a large Cal flag in my bedroom like I was still in college.

This was my baby:

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I had a Cal Alum license plate frame (around Texas plates) as well as both an Alumni Association round blue sticker and a script Cal.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You only got half the money for your car??

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. My dad took the other half for unspecified reasons.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, they did pay for college. And my entire pre-college life. And lots of other stuff.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like bionic legs?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then how did you pay for those?!

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by Rishi on Jul 28, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shorted your credibility.

by LeonPowe on Jul 28, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you jumped in at the top of the market, didn’t you? Before 33$$ came along and took it all away?

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by Rishi on Jul 28, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My ride bears the exclusive license plate frame that is awarded to one who obtains a lifetime membership in the Cal Alumni Association.

That’s about it. For now.

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by BearStage on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Athletics Nation interviews Mike Piazza

He’s now a hitting coach with the Italian national team

He was only a 62nd round draft pick, yet he hit home runs like no catcher before or after him did. Ever. A long career fueled by dedication and faith had a brief stop in Oakland, the last team he played for.

Now, three years later, a relaxed and happy Mike Piazza is a hitting coach for the Italian national team, a proud father of two young daughters and a best guy you could imagine to sit down with and chit-chat baseball, food and movies. I did just that as our ways crossed during European Baseball Cup and if this interview somehow fails to reflect it, then just take my word for it – Mike is as nice as they get.

But, even better – read for yourselves and find out what Mike thinks of his last year in Oakland, Bengie Molina’s cycle, Moneyball cast and pasta al dente.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 AM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One second, let me catch my breath.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, somebody really hats the Italian national team!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He probably just has something against the Mets.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a die hard Dodger fan and I worked for the team when Mike was there.

And I don’t even like the guy.

But he could rope it.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Care to elaborate?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was just kind of a dick to the people who worked in my part of the office. I never met the guy, but whenever there was a requirement for Piazza – and this was 95 – so he was really the star of the team, along with Nomo and Eric Karros and Raul Mondesi – but he was the big star, my group would mutter under their breath about having to work with him.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mondesi always seemed like a gigantic a-hole to me. I liked Piazza and Nomo though. Karros, meh.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only players I met that summer were Nomo and Ishmael Valdes (who I drove to an appearance in my 1987 Honda Civic hatchback with a Cal script sticker) and Karros.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Blue LA previews big NL West series in San Diego

Dodgers open 3-game series tonight vs. the Dads

Series Prediction:

On paper, this doesn’t seem like a great matchup for the Dodgers, at least not given the recent trends. Despite the hysteria in the media that the Dodgers need to add pitching, the pitching has held up pretty well lately particularly the starters. The bats on the other hand has been MIA. Going into a series against a team with lights out pitching, the Dodger bats will need to step up and deliver if the club is going to get a series victory. Nevertheless, the Dodgers need to leave Petco closer to first place then they are today and the bats can’t be dormant forever.

I predict the Dodgers will win 2 out of 3.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 5:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I predict they will lose 2 out of 3, but I hope I’m wrong.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re wrong too. I want them to lose all 3.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niners Nation discussed the problems with amateurism

Should college athletes be allowed to get more $$$?

So what’s the answer? Players like Reggie Bush make a lot of money for their schools but they’re not getting paid what they’re worth. At the same time, if schools started sharing their income with the players the difference between top schools and bottom schools would widen even more. By and large recruits would choose the school that gave them the best opportunity to earn the most money. I suppose they could create some sort of revenue sharing system where all they players got paid a flat rate based on their playing time and position, but that still wouldn’t keep agents and boosters from paying under the table. No matter what, as long as there’s money to be made, people will try to find ways to make it. And few sports are bigger business than college football.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Actually, I thought the deal was the Reggie Bush was getting paid, no?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders sign 2nd round pick, DE LaMarr Houston

Silver & Black Pride reports it’s a 4-year deal

Nice timing for Silver & Black Pride, which had just done a two-part interview series with Mr. Houston.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Houston will be a very good player I think. Not a star but solid and dependable

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

MAN WHAT THE HELL

[1]

We wrote Monday that former Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli sent his release papers to Ole Miss (and presumably to other schools as well), and is now free to sign and play immediately for a new school.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 6:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Umm…. is anyone familiar enough with transfer rules and NCAA FBS (formerly D1-A) to explain how this is possible, while Ryan Mallet had to sit out a whole year?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think CGB should just post the transfer rules on the front page since we answer this question every frickin time.

He’s eligible to play if he has a release and pays his own way. If he receives any schlorship money, he has to sit for a year.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let’s see… I don’t have ESPN Insider, and, as such, have no clue that Masoli will be paying his own way.

Also, I didn’t find said rule on the NCAA’s website, which is why I posed the question [1]

I hope my post wasn’t too much of a bother to you.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if it was too much of a bother to Fire Starkey, but I can tell you it was definitely too much of a bother to me!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here is how an SEC blog post described Masoli's eligibility to play right away

Post from a week ago about Masoli inquiring about possible transfer to Ole Miss

Former Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli has apparently completed his last two classes in time to earn his undergraduate degree, which means he would be eligible under NCAA rules to transfer as a graduate student and play right away this season.

If memory serves, Cal took advantage of this rule with the FB Zach Smith and OL Tyler Krieg (?) transfers from Duke a few years back. To be honest, though, I thought this rule had been repealed.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, see that clarifies things a lot. Thanks a lot.

Is that what… blanking on his name, Greg Paulus, did to play QB at Syracuse following his stint playing bball at Duke?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, now that you mention Paulus, that’s exactly what he did. So I guess rule is in place.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right and Masoli was a juco transfer, so I suppose that’s how he managed to finish up those classes so fast.

This is all clear. Thanks for not getting frustrated with me.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No frustration at all. It was a good question.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’M VERY FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry. Would you like to purchase some roofalins to solve that problem?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, the rule was modified. Paulus got around it only by switching sports (he wouldn’t have been allowed to play basketball at Syracuse).

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then how is Masoli doing it?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paulus had also exhausted his 4 seasons of eligibility, whereas because Masoli was a Juco transfer, he still has (2?) seasons of eligibility left.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Masoli only has one season left.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then how is Masoli doing it?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck if i know.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is awesome.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re asking why he doesn’t have to sit out a year, right? I think it’s because he’s graduated, whereas Mallett had not finished his classes yet. It may be similar to how Paulus didn’t have to sit out a year.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But wasn’t it just established that that rule was gone and Paulus was only allowed to due to changing sports?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gonna play Ultimate Frisbee

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Article on Paulus

The NCAA allows him just one year of college football eligibility.

His potential return to college sports prompted some research into NCAA rules. Paulus said he’s been informed that he can transfer only to another Division I-A school and must play during the 2009 season to be eligible to compete.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And honestly, for a Duke basketball player, he wasn’t that bad a QB. Seeing as how he was a hometown boy, it was nice to have him come back and bring some excitement to Syracuse football.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was entertaining to watch, at least.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the laptop:student ratio at Ole Miss?

PS – the coeds!!!

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are no computers in Mississippi. That is why they think it is safe to take Masoli.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That project was undoubtedly outsourced to India.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

She did it.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha rec’d

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

A “logical byproduct,” Scott said, is the potential to eventually recruit athletes from Asia. Yao Ming turned an entire nation into NBA fans. Imagine the economic impact if a Chinese basketball player starred at Stanford or Cal or Arizona. Scott has.

Man, Max Zhang gets no love.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He gets plenty from his mother...

Just not in the way that atomsareenough would like to see.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah . . . well, as someone who works in this field . . . .it doesn’t work like that. Although everyone thinks it does. The NFL has invested several . .. well, at least hundred thousand dollars – same with MLB – in trying to find the “next Yao Ming” – even if they’re able to find a kicker (NFL) or pitcher (MLB) – no one will care. And honestly, even basketball, a game that’s popular already in China – the NCAA will have very little traction. Chinese kids want to watch Kobe and Lebron and Dwight Howard. Jorge Guittierez and Harper Kamp – not so much. Even Max Zhang isn’t all that interesting to Chinese fans – just a little bit because he’s on the national team now – but only as a curiousity.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

if Max leads them to an olympic medal or world championship cause yao can’t play…that’s a different story.

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by Rocksanddirt on Jul 27, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Max isn’t even playing much for Team China – Tang Zendong has been starting most of the warm-up games. Wang Zhizhi (formerly of the Mavericks, Clippers and Heat) will likely be the starting 5, with Tang as the main back-up. Max is just getting experience ahead of London 2014.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot Max Zhang was totally american

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by 4Ever Golden on Jul 27, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for great story. The point about the logo is especially interesting, and I agree with it now that I scrutinize the logo in closer detail.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the wave and mountain, but I feel the lettering on the ‘PAC’ is too angular, particularly when contrasted with the roundness of the shield. I also think the letter for the ‘10’ and ‘PAC’ should match.

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, so looking at the article and seeing the new logo and everything…. I guess that means we’re going to still be called the “Pac-10”, even with 12 teams?

UGH. [facepalm]

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no…they’ll adapt it to 12 or perhaps even 16 in the future. No more of this “Pacific” business. It’s the “PAC10FOOTBALL, clap, clap, clapclaplap” kind of thinking.

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Article goes on to say they’re going to adjust the number once Colorado and Utah come aboard.

Reading comprehension, man!

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST made it to that part of the article. I’m multitasking!

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to admit, scheisse movies can be pretty distracting

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the advice of counsel, no one should admit anything

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is with coding on this website?!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what’s the deal with airplane food?!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, OhioBear for another great DBD and bringing great Cal and SBN stories to the DBD.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 7:24 AM PDT reply actions  

another great DBD

You must have a low bar for “great.”

You’re welcome for the stories. I don’t like posting a DBD without bringing the stories. To me that would feel sort of like coming to a potluck without bringing anything to eat.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like bringing the noise without bringing the funk.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like bringing the wedding day without the rain.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do that all the time! I feel like my presence is present enough!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually read this one and I cqtm’d.

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you read OhioBear’s DBDs, but ignore the FUCK out of mine?!???

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

how many people do you think actually like you?

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by oskisunbear on Jul 27, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I include animals in that discussion?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

assuredly

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by oskisunbear on Jul 27, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, easy.

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Wonder Twins

Do you guys ever read Malt Advocate? Is it a legitimate periodical? I borrowed the current issue from a coworker and am currently reading through it.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Never heard of it. So no. Also, no idea if it is legit. I presume it is about malted beverages? Then it is legit in my book.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It covers, in order, Scotch Whisky, Bourbon, Irish Whiskey, and World Whiskies.

I feel like you may enjoy it, though you’d get thirsty reading it during work.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read Wine Spectator and try to find the gems they identify. My liver may not survive if I try the same thing with Malt Advocate. PS why don’t they have a section on malted milkshakes? Or malt vinegar?

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Maybe we should write a letter to the editor. Currently, it is populated with “Dear Malt Advocate, you’ll never believe what happened to me at WhiskyFest 2010…”

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So … that script Cal decal I have on my 2005 Honda sedan makes me an embarrassment, too?

Feh. Better on a Honda than one of those soulless, yuppie, shallow, repulsive BMWs.

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by SoCal Oski on Jul 27, 2010 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m confused. What makes a BMW “soulless”, “yuppie”, “shallow”, “repulsive”, etc, while your Honda doesn’t fit that… beyond jealousy of course.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the people who drive BMWs? Especially here in LA??

And, seriously, you immediately jump to the jealousy thing? Trust me when I say the last thing I feel when I see a BMW is envy. Pity, and a bit of disgust, maybe. I’ve known and met far too many BMW owners to feel envy.

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by SoCal Oski on Jul 27, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use to own a BMW and I’m a nice guy…

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I envy those who own an M3. Sure, as Clarkson says, you look like a bit of a cock while driving one. But who cares – you have an M3.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I were rich and wanted a fancy BMW, I’d pick the M5. I’d get an RS4 over the M3 any day. And yes, I know that Audi is the “cock” car du jour, but I’ve liked them for over a decade.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totes agreed. Except I’d go M6.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go M7, personally.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, I’m jealous of people who have BMWs!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quality engineering, solid construction, sporty but classic styling, extremely safe, good handling, usually powerful engine, and an insanely comfortable ride all make BMW a soulless yuppie shallow repulsive car

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guys from Top Gear say it every time they review a BMW: great car, but always owned by a cock.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess Rishi <3 BMW Owners then.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say a lot of owners of brand new BMWs can be cocks, but there is no denying they are high-quality automobiles… And I thoroughly enjoy seeing older BMWs still driving around, because you know the driver appreciates a good car (and knows how to take care of it)

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I believe the current company line on Top Gear is that the BMW is safe to own again, because the cocks have moved on to Audi.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only British cocks. Jury is still out in USA.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually last season, they switched to thinking that cocks were buying Audis instead. You’re allowed to buy BMW’s again.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey atoms, Spazzy is recycling all your comments! Comment thief!

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No need for further admonishment. I’m sure as soon as he saw it a wave of shame and regret washed over him.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I pity people who have to deal with that.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right? Its a crying shame

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

MY CAR HAS CHARACTER, DAMNIT

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not hatting, I am an appreciator of all automobiles, as witnessed by my previous cars:
81 Volvo, 93 Bronco, 91 Geo Metro, 84 Ford LTD station wagon, 03 X5, 06 c230 sport

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I own a Tata Nano.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

False, they are not sold in the US

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I paid the import duty. It’s more a status symbol and shows how I’m in touch with the common man.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

False. they did not meet safety regulations for the NHSA and are not allowed in the U.S.

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bribed the customs officials by taking them out clubbing one night.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

So they’re not street legal, but that doesn’t mean you can’t import them does it?

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

NFL Training Camp Quiz

[1]

I only got 6, 7, 8, and 10 right. Guessed 3 correctly too. Tough quiz.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 7:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Same, but didn’t know 10. I did know #1, but that’s because I’m a Niners fan.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I think it’s a great reflection to see a Cal logo on a car with 124,000 miles. Run that auto into the ground, Ohio Bear!

Of course, I’m the last person you should ask about cars. As long as my hunk of metal gets me from point A to point B without breaking down and with as little gas input as possible I couldn’t care less about any other feature. Cars are a necessary evil foisted upon us by our discriminatory built environment!

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s only because you live in Sacramento!. If you were in Oakland, you could walk everywhere and take BART/public transit (not that I would recommend AC Transit to anyone). Driving is one of the main reasons we live in an urban center.

by paleodan on Jul 30, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have buses and light rail. Until the state budget disaster of the last couple of years, the system was reasonably good. I can, and have, taken the bus to work in downtown Sacramento! Sadly, there have been a lot of cuts recently, but if the economy ever recovers, they should be restored. My sister-in-law’s mother and sister are both legally blind, and they manage to get around on public transit for their daily errands. But they are also fortunate to have a group of people able and willing to drive them when they need to go to more out-of-the-way places. Sacramento public transit is better than most California cities, although nowhere near as good as the Bay Area.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Calbear81 said! I take light rail to work! The car is for frequent trips to the Bay cause Amtrak, though pleasant, is crazy expensive.

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by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you took Diet Rail to work? But now you take Light Rail? Is there a difference? I take Rail Zero, tbh.

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by TwistNHook on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Figures. Your rant is fairly respectable, but your rail just isn’t quite evil enough.

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by Kodiak on Aug 1, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

My question is why should you think a single second about what CALumbus Bear wants???

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Because he serves me good wine at Cal football viewing parties.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not bring your own wine? Unless he charges a corkage fee!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. and Mrs. CALumbus Bear have a wine collection that I could not hope to match in the forseeable future.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But where do they find room for all those boxes?!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

But where do they find room for all those boxes?!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like they could use a kid or two.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our kids would likely shame us by preferring white wines. Yuck.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah woah woah woah, there is absolutely nothing wrong with white wine.

It strongly depends on time, location, and what you’re eating at the moment.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Life is too short for white wines and shitty beers.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So when you’re at a wedding reception that serves only wine.

And it’s outdoors.

And in the sweltering heat.

You will still drink a red wine over a nice, cool Pinot Grigio?!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

False

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

False

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, go enjoy sweltering in the heat.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm cabernet in summatime

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, enjoy sobriety at poker night because the host only bought cheap beer and you’re too good for that.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

where did I say that? I enjoy cheap beer as much as the next just a couple years out of college guy… I just enjoy a nice craft beer a little bit more… But when its game time bring on the silver bullets

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Free beer trumps everything, but when purchasing it yourself or there are choices, you just gotta go with the good stuff. Carpe beerem!

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so when we’re shotgunning beers, I’ll take the Coors Light and you take the Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Pale Ale.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I gave up shotgunning beers 10 years ago. I’ve now turned to enjoying them. Ergo no Coors Light.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the silver bullet is so perfect for game days!!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is Blue Moon! But hey, to each his own beer.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Moon is made by Coors!!!!!!

Tomato Tomahtoe

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Blue Moon =/= Coors or Coors Light.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use to be a big Blue Moon fan, it is now kinda sweet for my liking for some reason (I think I drink too much IPA)… Personally I’d rank em as:
Coors Light > Blue Moon > Coors Original (but that’s just me)

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Sierra Nevada on game days.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually end up having a couple nice beers and handful of cheap beers (maybe a shot or three if the mood is right)

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just usually shotgun a few, quick and efficient.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 27, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio Bear apparently takes three hours to tailgate.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you give up beer pong too?! :(

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you prefer to quaff beer after dirty balls have been dunked in it, but I prefer a different style of drinking.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

well he does <3 cock, so the balls are part of the package…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We actually cover the ground in tarp and sterilize the ping-pong balls prior to playing.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus a new ball for every shot, i would hope.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The tarp is clean. All players are required to wash their hands with antibacterial soap prior to playing and must sterilize their hands with hand sanitizer prior to touching the ball each turn.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus sterilize the table?

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, we clean the table prior to every single game.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I can honestly say we have done none of these things at my house.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, beer pong is gross, but it is also awesome.

The only practical solution I heard was to use water in the cups and then drink out of cans of beer on the side (two beers per game).

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

two beers per game

flagged.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant two beers per glass per game.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a bit of a germophobe and excessive handwasher myself, but this sounds excessive and not fun. Hand sanitizer before every turn, seriously?

Also, out of curiosity, have you ever gone camping before?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how any of this is believable to you guys.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it were CruzinBears or GoldBlooded, it wouldn’t be. You, on the other hand…

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I give off an OCD-vibe?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more of a sense of, “you never know”. I’m still surprised you didn’t spell it “sanitiser”.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would just be silly.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. To maintain such a pretence would be not only unnecessarily labourious, but would require an excessive amount of memorisation as well.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

False

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fact

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what to do with you.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if you are an immortal vampire who sparkles in the daylight?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why must it always be about you?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then you’re too angsty to enjoy any type of beverage.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t. You should think long and hard, perhaps many hours, about what I want.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let the record show

The conversation with Ohio Bear didn’t exactly go that way. I’m sure that’s what Ohio Bear inferred, tho, as we were discussing that it is a little chagrining when one sees a beater with a Cal sticker. Implies the Cal grad isn’t doing so wel. I’d prefer to see a Ferrari or Porsche with a Cal sticker. Beaters should have stanfurd stickers (b/c they’re still paying off 10 bazillion dollars in tuition loans). And Ohio Bear’s car has passed slightly over into the beater stage. Although I did mention a car instantly becomes better and more valuable the second a Cal sticker is affixed to it.
P.S. My 08 Infiniti G37S Coupe is blue, has a Cal plate frame, has license plates that read “CAL BRZ” and has Cal logoed floor mats. The value of this vehicle must be at least $1,000,000.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, so I’m not the only one who judges the value of a school by the kind of cars that display the decals of that school?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not at all.

Any old car is acceptable as long as you’re a college student, though. I don’t judge a school based on how much money the parents of the students attend happen to have.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most def this. In fact, I distrust any student who drives a non-beater. That’s stanfurd territory. But once employed, the implication applies.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice ride.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

FACT.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

at LEAST one million

by omnizzle on Jul 27, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

HYPERBOLE.
But I like where your head’s at.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of times I see fancy cars with a university sticker or license plate frame on it, and I get it. It’s meant to send a signal: “I went to [insert school here], and look how well-off I am”. But isn’t that just conspicuous consumption in a way? I dunno. I’m just conflicted about it, I guess. I have a Berkeley alumni license plate frame on my car, but I drive a tiny subcompact. Should I feel bad about it? I don’t think so. I could’ve bought something fancier, but I drive 60 miles a day and the car gets almost 40 miles per gallon, so it just made the most sense. I think our school in particular has a diverse set of graduates who value different things. If you drive a 10 year old car that’s working for you, then why should you have to have a new one just to keep up appearances? If you like the car you have, then just take care of it and keep driving it. There’s something admirable about that too. You can love your car and show your love for your alma mater and you shouldn’t have to feel guilty about it. If you buy a fancy new car and are proud of it and want to show it off and also proudly display your university logo, then that’s fine too.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyway, I obviously took this way too seriously. But I’m reminded of it pretty much every time I notice a car with a university logo, which is just about every day.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

For realz. Tiny subcompacts don’t have to be beaters. I drove a tiny Toyota before my Infiniti, and it had Cal stickers galore. But it wasn’t a beater.
Pretty much everything about the US is conspicuous consumption in a way.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, my tiny subcompact (also a Toyota, btw) does happen to be brand new. But still, it’s no Bimmer or Merc.

I actually wanted to buy a Fiesta, but I couldn’t justify the price difference. :-/

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is one LONG paragraph.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more a stream-of-consciousness than a fully coherent paragraph.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna have to try to re-read it later when I’m more coherent. It’s been a crazy day.

I drive an old Honda pilot with Cal license plates. I’m not a sticker and/or decal type of guy. And, I’m more into function/practicality than spending a lot on something fast, cool, or trendy.

Mrs. Kod is the one that lusts for a BMW convertible. She smugly informed me the other day that I will be buying her one at some point.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you show her the BMW convertible in your pants?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I do have two daughters now. I could make an off-color reference to driving a manual transmission, but I wouldn’t want you to get too excited.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

 Seriously, please close the roof

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s difficult with a hardtop.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also thinks Jake Locker should make out with his mom some more.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does Jake Locker and his mom actually impact you?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

soooo much

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Jul 27, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

With your car, I’m not sure if there’s way to do it rong.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good News: I worked on my thesis for 5 hours today.
Bad News: It was forced and uninspired, so I added a total of 350 words.

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s 70 words per hour!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slow down there, roadrunner!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have some crazy math skillz.

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best advice I got was to write down anything that came to mind, a verbal diarrhea/logorrhea of words, and then edit the content later.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Kod locked me in my room, gave me a few beers, and said I couldn’t come out for food until I had written x # of pages. If I over-achieved, I got rewarded. :)

I don’t remember much of the thesis, to be honest. But I finished early.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m torn between a “stfu fatty”, admiration for Mrs. Kod, or reminding you of your recent diminished mental function because of PTB.

So uhh, congrats on the thesis? :)

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) I did 30 min on the bike today and lifted at lunch w/ a still-bruised hand.
2) She does indeed rock.
3) Sigh. It was both of them last night. Evil kids.

I do remember that roots in a screening (panorex x-rays) can be +/- 2-4mm in length…so always order close-ups if you’re worried. I just don’t remember the details of how I figured that part out…I did lots of model and x-ray measurements…but definitely had help with the stats and analysis.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve completely passed me in the cgb fitness dept. I don’t really have time to lift, so I’m only playing basketball. I’m in good bball shape but definitely weaker than before.

On the health note, however, I have been cooking lunch instead of eating out, and have been very happy with the results. The internet is a wonderful resource

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I doubt that. I don’t think I have the genes to be particularly strong – I’m just trying to stay consistent and get in better shape.

If I could play bball (and part of my goal here is working towards that), I’d much rather do that instead of lifting/riding the bike.

Nice job on cooking for yourself. It’s a great skill to have.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no car or bike. My only means of transportation is myself. Therefore, I stick a Cal decal to forehead whenever I leave the house.

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

You dont have one on inside the house?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just make sure you bathe and wear nice clothing before you leave the house. Don’t be a beater.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surely the District and/or the Northern line could be greatly improved by the strategic application of Cal stickers to their cars??? Dontcha think?

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 the Jubilee line most, and will give them my Cal affection. Best way to get north/south without the use of a helicopter!

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, because it’s the least ’beater’ish of the lines as well. No disgrace to Cal there, my friend. (I also <3 the Jubilee — speedy! clean! takes you all the way to Chili’s at Canary Wharf!)

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beaters with Cal logos

If our vehicles are an indication of the quality of Cal alum we are or our fervor as fans of the golden Bears, I submit that the older and more mileage said vehicles have is a plus rather than an embarrassment. I am in Florida, drive a 1996 Toyota Avalon with 198,785 miles and proudly sport a Cal Bears license frame.

by Lee71 on Jul 27, 2010 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m in favor of every car on the planet sporting a Cal sticker or other thingy. It is merely a slight sense of chagrin when you see a sticker on a beater and you think “I wonder if they’re not doing too well.” It is unfair, but it exists.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. People who buy new cars every couple of years are making a foolish financial choice. Cal fans should be smarter than that. [Says owner of 2001 Honda Accord with two Cal stickers and a Cal license plate frame.]

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Helping the economy by spending is foolish? I think it is my duty as a human being! [Inspirational music swells]
Eating out at restaurants is also foolish financially. So is buying stylish clothes. But it helps to enjoy life.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is buying stylish clothes.

False. What if it helps you nab a higher-paying job or helps you close on a big deal that leads to a bonus?

Remember, CALumbus Bear, God made man, but suit made gentleman.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong. Good clothes vs. stylish clothes is a big distinction. Yes, you need a good suit for bidness, but you don’t need one with a string tie and 1-inch wrinkled lapels that costs $4K and was on the back cover of GQ.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong. Good clothes vs. stylish clothes is a big distinction. Yes, you need a good suit for bidness, but you don’t need one with a string tie and 1-inch wrinkled lapels that costs $4K and was on the back cover of GQ.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sure showed him. TWICE!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twice, eh? so when CGB said “oops, your comment couldn’t be posed, please try again later”, it was lying like Ohio Bear!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he also show you?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong. Good clothes vs. stylish clothes is a big distinction.

No, it’s not.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

No u

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good clothes are stylish. Not all stylish clothes are good, however.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one warned me there would be math.

That’s why all of my shirts are grey or blue and all pants are black. No matter how sleepy I am, everything matches. I have no idea if they’re stylish or not. But I have not yet been arrested for being nekkid at work.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about leasing?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on the situation. I think usually though, it’s not worth it, especially if you plan on keeping the car.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

People who buy new cars every couple of years are making a foolish financial choice. Cal

It was in reference to this.

Obviously if you lease, you’re in general not planning on keeping the car, instead getting a new one when the lease expires.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leasing is almost always a worse decision. Buying a car with high resale value is almost always better.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if you factor in the intangible benefit you’d get out of being able to drive a car beyond your paygrade?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going to buy a new car every couple of years, then I think leasing might potentially make better sense sometimes. The payments are cheaper because you’re only paying for roughly the amount of depreciation you incur. Of course, that’s ignoring the basic truth that it’s dumb to buy a new car every couple of years.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

And there’s also the consideration that there’s a premium you pay for buying a new car instead of a used car.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that premium covers the marginal awesomeness gained by owning a new car vs a used car.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh definitely. The point being that everyone’s measurement of that awesomeness is different.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, fair enough. I’m just trying to say that while something from a purely monetary standpoint might seem illogical, the other factors may make it worth it to that person.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Teddy Rebelieves in Riley

and he cites previous quarterbacks as the reason:

But Riley will start at QB in 2010. And my feeling for what Bears fans can expect from him has changed, and not just because Riley is a stand-up guy and an often amusing interview.

Let’s put it this way: Think of yourself at this time last year. If I had written that Sean Canfield would be the first-team All-Pac-10 QB in 2009, you would have flown to Scottsdale and beaten me over the head with a stick. Canfield’s resume last summer included: 1. 15 interceptions vs. nine TD passes in 2007; 2. A junior year as a backup with shoulder issues.

Then: Poof! Senior break through.

Former USC QB Carson Palmer won the Heisman Trophy in 2002 after a stellar season. The year before, he threw 13 TD passes and 12 interceptions.

Oregon fans were writing sonnets about Dennis Dixon before he got hurt in 2007. And so was I. Guy was unstoppable. And he became that way despite throwing nine interceptions and just two TD passes in the final six games of 2006.

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/11218/dont-be-surprised-if-california

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Must … not … get … too … optimistic …

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie — I’ve thought up these same comparisons in hopes that Riley comes through similarly.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie in this posting, in spite of all my lies in the main DBD text above

Fixed.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for saying you order scotch by mail order from the office. I know that is not true.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

does lovescotch.com qualify as mail order?

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He waits until he gets home?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He uses an escort service that brings complementary beverages?

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Kool Aid’s refilled!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Kool Aid’s refilled!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Kool Aid’s refiled! I just need to pay the filing fee!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Riley’s going to win the Heisman? Cool.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Riley’s Kool-Aid is gonna be refilled? Cool.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s covering his ass in case Cal doesn’t suck as expected.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i put a cal sticker on riley’s ass because that’s just how kool-aidy proud of him i am, as well as his future accomplishments!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Colorado Negotiating a Cheaper Buyout than Nebraska?
"We have to clarify some issues on that," Beebe said Monday during the Big 12 football media days. "We’re in the process of finalizing transition issues, but it’s not something we’ll describe publicly. It makes the most sense (if both teams leave at the same time), but we all have to be where we make sure we have everything solidified."

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/longhorns/entries/2010/07/26/big_12_media_da_4.html?cxntfid=blogs_bevo_beat?cxtype=rss_longhorns

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

That kind of makes sense, since Nebraska announced they were leaving before Colorado did, therefore the conference that Colorado is leaving is worth less.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too lazy to read the article, but didn’t Colorado get less in TV revenue from the conference? And therefore their buyout should be less anyhow?

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sidenote on both schools starting Pac-10 play in 2011: that is the last year under the existing TV contract, which equates to no extra beans to distribute to them. Are they going to play for no TV money that year? I saw this mentioned once, but don’t know what the conclusion was.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know if the TV contract covers only the schools in the Pac10 when the contract was signed? I.e., is there a way for Colorado and Utah to negotiate side agreements for their own games in 2011?

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

California 4th

According to a RalphieReport poll, Cal ranks fourth for most anticipated game this season. In order the results are:
Nebraska, Georgia, Colorado State, Cal

http://www.ralphiereport.com/2010/7/26/1579131/monday-poll-which-cu-football-game#storyjump

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I wish I could go to that game, but I’ll be in Japan.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too, but I’ll be in Switzerland :(

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too, but I’ll be in Berkeley.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too but I’ll be . . . well, probably in Shanghai.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, but I’ll be in Boulder.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll be in Boulder while the football team plays in Berkeley? That is a planning fail of epic proportions!

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’m going there to kidnap Ralphie for our pre-game rally.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait you’ll be in Berkeley and not attending a Cal game on gameday?!?!?!?

Blasphemy!!!!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say I would not be attending the game.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a wish come true!

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rejoice!!!!!!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll film it for ESPN MAKE A WISH!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilner on Larry Scott

He has never worked in college athletics.

But the 45-year-old Scott has been a quick study, turning the passive Pac-10 into an aggressive player on the college sports landscape.

Less that one year into his tenure, Scott made a bold, albeit unsuccessful attempt to corral Texas and Oklahoma and form a 16-team superconference.

He orchestrated the Pac-10’s first membership change in three decades by adding Colorado and Utah.

He increased the league’s staff size and created an organizational chart that’s more corporate than collegiate.

And in an ongoing effort to expand the Pac-10’s profile, Scott is exploring marketing strategies in Asia and the Pacific Rim.

"I’d give him an A-plus,’’ Cal athletic director Sandy Barbour said.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Any stories from the Gilroy Garlic Festival Oh 10?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

garlic leads to make-out sessions… everytime

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So bummed I couldn’t go… :(

next year I’ll get extra garlic ice cream!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

my gf got a sunburn

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You all know what I drive. I am sad to report it has no Cal paraphernalia attached to its being. I looked at the license plate holders last time I was in Berkeley, but the one I liked was $50 and I wasn’t feeling that generous.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Just order a custom-made one through http://www.rentaconvict.com

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Scootie, we need cars like your to have Cal bling! Do it for Oski!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, someone get this lady a decal!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off topic....errr....whatever....

found out yesterday that we’re going to get 1/2 off eldest’s high school tuition!!!!!

I was so excited I bought some lowrider lights for my bike!

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Jul 27, 2010 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Sick lights! Now you just have to add some fins and drop the suspension six inches!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio Bear, I voted for buy a new car in the poll

…but what I really wanted was a button that said, “No, you are not a disgrace to Cal.” xoxo

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

This.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Irate Toothmonger - Will get all up in your business for food

by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUP GURL

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohio Bear may be a disgrace to Cal, but I saw a far bigger disgrace last weekend in a parking lot: a car with a script Cal sticker in one corner of the rear window, and a sticker of a red S with a tree through it the other corner of the rear window. I was sorely tempted to vandalize the vehicle. Was I wrong not to?

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

It happens.

My family’s cars looked like this while we were in college. Sometimes people make bad choices. You can’t punish those who make good choices for the bad choices of others. I think you were right to let it go.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically Scootie is saying you saw her parents old car in a parking lot, and she is glad you didn’t vandalize it

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were not wrong. The person may have redeemed themselves by first going to stanfurd and then going to Cal. Or perhaps one spouse went to Cal and put the sticker on to cancel out the moronic other spouse who went to furd. Either way, you did good.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

My '02 M5

Has a Cal script decal, a Cal visor on the back deck, and Alumni license plate holder; didn’t realize owning made me a dick, though.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jul 27, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Cock, actually. Owning an older or vintage model is different, tho. Now you’re a purist!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This… though when did ’02 become vintage?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

’02 was a great year in Munich. Lots of sun, warm temperatures at night, and there was no frost after March. Coupled with a late harvest, it turned out to be a vintage year for BMW.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, pretty funny. “Made on the left side of Dingolfing factory, were the terrior is ideal for producing vehicles of high speed”

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jul 27, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

’03

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is LeonPowe guilty of stalking according to newly proposed federal legislations?
ESPN’s Erin Andrews speaks in support of tougher stalking law

Washington (CNN) — The man convicted of videotaping her through a hotel peephole was sentenced to two years in prison, ESPN reporter Erin Andrews said Tuesday, but in a way, she was sentenced to a lifetime of looking over her shoulder.

“The one thing that I think is very, very sad about the whole ordeal is, he’s going to jail for a little over two years,” said Andrews, who appeared with members of Congress on Tuesday in support of legislation to strengthen federal stalking laws. “That video on the Internet will be there for the rest of my life.”

Someday, she said, she will need to explain the video to her future husband and children.

“These stories are not easy to talk about,” Andrews said. “It’s so funny. I work in the public eye. I’m used to these cameras all the time, but it’s easier for me to talk about touchdowns and errors. … This is not easy for me at all.”

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I feel her pain.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

obv what EA’s stalker did was wrong. i’d just like to know what federal government defines as stalking so i don’t end up incarcerated.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s run through some examples and we can vote…

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meet attractive girl at party. I don’t remember her name, but I do remember she said she has ochem at 8 am (MWF class).

I swing by Pimentel (or wherever the class is held) as they’re letting out so that I can run into her.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You woke up at 8 am?!

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

6:30am. rishi has to make himself pretty 1st.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Once, for a final.

The final was at 8 am. I was late.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meet attractive girl at party and she tells me that her first name is Reshma.

That night, I go home and type Reshma into facebook, yielding ten results. I look for the one that looks like her and see what friends we have in common. I notice one of them is my friend Sonia.

I call Sonia the next day, mention that I met Reshma, and ask for help in wooing her.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it creepy?

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

A little bit, but if she liked you too on first meeting it could be kind of pleasing that he made the effort.

If you asked Sonia where Reshma lived, then that would be stalking.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it stalking if you find out where she lives, break into her house and when she comes home, jump out of the closet wearing nothing but a pair of her panties on your head?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it matters.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, Scootie believes otherwise. It’s a battle of experts.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me lol

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? So if when talking to Sonia during this discourse, I casually ask “Is she in Unit 3 where I am?”, it’s stalking?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you follow that up with “which building? what floor?” then yes.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve done that in vegas before, and she told me the Rio, room XXXX.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Her friend did? Or she did? If she tells you, then happy times are about to happen. If her friend did, you need to unhear that information.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if you want to send a note or flowers or something up to her room?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

she did. met her at the voodoo lounge. cute girl from colorado.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it a nice room?

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

And what color was the underwear on your head!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never made it. It was a bachelor party and I ended up at Spearmint Rhino down $6K on Chastity & Dallas. Then my friends rolled out a couple of nappy strippers from Treasures and I couldn’t find my way back to the Rio. Wanted to call her the next day but we were all leaving. Sads.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

down $6K on Chastity & Dallas

I don’t even know what this means but it sounds impressively excessive.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Solarise, who knew you were the kind of playah Rishi only dreams of being? I want all stories to be from you from now on.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with all the Rishi hate? :(

He didn’t even end up in her room!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ended up at Spearmint Rhino down $6K on Chastity & Dallas

That’s not Rishi hate, that’s admiration of Solarise’s baller economics.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of the worst investment decisions i’ve ever made. very hard to say no when two beautiful blondes just sit next to u smelling like strawberries tellin u their lifestories…

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

One guy at a Vegas forum paid $12K at a strip club for two girls.

They sat next to him and talked to him for an hour.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

let’s just say that chastity, dallas, me, and the bachelor did more than just talking. i just couldn’t figure out how we ended up w/ the nappy skanks from treasures by 7am.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you knit, also?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas has all the best yarn stores!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m a horrible, evil prejudiced person, but I would never trust any women named Chastity or Dallas. Dallas sounds like a male porn star name.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, she was just a stripper who wore a Tony Romo jersey and stripped out of that.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys have emotions, too!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would you know, Edward?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Team necrophilia!

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you enjoy the block party?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atmosphere is always awesome. How about you?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t heard them before, but they were good.

I was a huge fan of the $2 shots at the bars

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big jello shots fan, eh?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They look fun. I can’t do jello shots because I’m vegetarian :(

But $2 shooters is just fine by me!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about gummi bears dipped in vodka?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gummi bears also have gelatin.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about steak dipped in vodka?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steaks have gummi bears.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a vegetarian, are you allowed to suck a dick?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Twist, I am not allowed to.

I cannot speak for the females.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no but he can <3 it just the same

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your ROI includes respect, for the day, from DBD readership, are you telling me that’s worth less than $6k?

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why were you staying at the Rio in the first place?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

the bachelor picked the place

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Venetian suites are a baller place for bach parties.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their excellent brunch buffet, of course.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget Rishi. Solarise is the CGB Love Assassin

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now! Just because I don’t actually share my stories…

Whatev, I’ll be in Vegas this weekend.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re gonna have to step up your game, solarise has won us over!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would it help if I mentioned stories from Seattle?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us and we will see.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The crowd is restless! Will there be a new champion Love Assassin?!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, let him have it.

Bragging brings bad karma.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

i humbly defer to Rishi. I am not even sure what CGB Love Assassin means and how it came about.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a title Fire Starkey gave me to mock my hatred of committed relationships.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The CGB Love Assassin is a mythical creature born in the mists of a distant past. Feared by many and known by few, the Love Assassin walks the Earth assassinating the hopes and dreams of women everywhere. With a flick of his head, the Love Assassin’s full mane of hair blows in the breeze and makes the knees of all women nearby go weak with lust and desire.

THAT is what the CGB Love Assassin is.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a humility walk-off!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not bragging if it’s true.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it is.

Otherwise it’s just called lying.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then, you must have the worst fucking karma ever.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, I barely brag here!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody get me a bemused face.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOLARISE!

SOLARISE!

SOLARISE!

SOLARISE!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since solarise has hired me to be his bodyguard for future Vegas expeditions, I ’m still leaning his way in the battle for Love Assassin supremacy

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll hire you as my wingman!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Rishi, you have to understand, two months ago Solarise was a 54-year-old fat white guy with an unhealthy focus on high school boys. Now it turns out he’s actually a Love Assassin! Who knew?

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

The Love Assassin is dead! Long live the Love Assassin!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only bad part of this means I’ll have to rewrite The Secret Diaries of a Love Assassin.

I was almost done!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ctrl+h

Find: rishi
replace: solarise

Replace All

done.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I’ve been scooped again!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you compare the view there to the view from Ghostbar?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Ghostbar better. If it’s actually closer to the strip the Palms would be way more popular.

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like the crowd at Palms. Hopefully it’s still as good this Saturday.

Vanity looks awesome for Friday.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if she says “my friend was looking for you and went back to the room”?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, all this happening when drunk is almost as likely as my sanitized version of beer pong above.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, interesting.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m a girl now.

There’s a guy I’ve hooked up with a couple times before. I want to date him, but we’re not actually dating.

One day, I see a girl has posted on his facebook wall. I click her profile and notice that he’s in her profile picture. I’m worried he’s hooking up with her too, which would break my heart.

I send a facebook message to that girl and say “hi, just want to let you know, this guy and I are dating and I hope he’s not playing you too.”

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m a girl now.

I stopped reading there.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

All hypothetical!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what I read…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re real stories.

Just not mine.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you aren’t a girl who <3’s cock?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to inform.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if Cruzin drives a BMW?

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

For a BMW driver, I’ll be anything.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we just stumbled on their new advertising campaign.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need a signature.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

was a BMW driver, i’ve switched to Mercedes as of last August

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

I checked that ahead of time and saved myself “So, I’m a girl now”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are trying to say. Where’s Kod and his Twist-English dictionary?

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

By noting that Rishi had written it, I didnt read anything and saved myself even having to read the intro paragraph.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

golf clap

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this sounds like the beginning of that fantastic Monica and Brandy song.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha nice throwback to the 90s

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of just asking the guy?

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since when do women ever do the most straightforward thing?

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t make these stories up!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m a girl now.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m clarifying that this story occured from a girl’s perspective.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Rishi is a girl now.

Unrelated to that: What if you went to a weekendlong wedding destination, which was a lot of fun. You had many friends there, but there were many many more friends in their 20s who were friends of the bride and groom who you didnt know but were excited to meet. You hung out with them all weekend long. Then, you came back and uploaded a photo album that focused mostly on the friends you knew at the wedding.

Then, the groom went through and tagged pretty much every single person in every photo, some of which were people you had met only on that particular weekend. Should I break into their houses and put their underwear on my head?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely. I mean, you know them, so what’s the harm?

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, be back in 30

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you agree with me.

Now we’ve established a threshold for stalking, at least according to Scootie LLC.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd with fire.
But really, if one wants to preserve happiness, one shouldn’t go snooping around Facebook profiles. It’s the road to hell.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Jul 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

and you love cawk

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to “My you look lovely this evening, may I have this dance?”

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 1930’s ended?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one could afford dancing in the 1930s!

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Hitler?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It cost 5E12 Marks, but yes, he could.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

where do u get all these stories from? u need to publish a book!

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

From friends throughout college and beyond.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question, the Rishinator would never date a premed since he doesn’t enjoy spending Friday nights at home watching people study.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be perfect? Then I can go out with friends on Friday night and still see her during “study breaks”.

Sounds like win-win!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rishinator doesn’t date. He only associates.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Erin Andrews has sued the stalker and several hotels that allegedly gave out her room information to the stalker. This suit made the local news in these parts, as one of the defendant hotels is the on-campus hotel and conference center owned by Ohio State.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I think 2 years is punishment enough. I’d rather have jails filled with murderers.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

An ugly person would say that.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

u know she loved it

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think thats the exact opposite of how she felt.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or else you’re her att’y and your statement represents a conflict of interest.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or else you have Erin Andrew’s underwear on your head?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

she’s loose.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ensuing pr

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that… outweighed the fact that she’ll never feel comfortable in a hotel room ever again?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes…while tragic, one has to make some sacrifices in the sideline reporting/fox news anchorwoman/pharma drug rep line of careers.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you being serious?

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of who you’re talking to.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 27, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can’t tell. Are we seriously suggesting that having a stalker take pictures of you naked without your knowledge is a good thing?!?

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, unfortunately, the views of carp do reflect the views of CGB and all other membesr of CGB.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know isn’t this the third act to any romantic comedy?

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romantic-Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested

TORRANCE, CA—Denny Marzano, a 28-year-old Torrance man, was arrested Monday for engaging in the type of behavior found in romantic comedies.

Marzano was taken into custody after violating a restraining order filed against him by Kellie Hamilton, 25, an attractive, unmarried kindergarten teacher who is new to the L.A. area. According to Hamilton, Marzano has stalked her for the past two months, spying on her, tapping her phone, serenading her with The Carpenters’ “Close To You” at her place of employment, and tricking her into boarding Caribbean-bound jets.
Hamilton made the call to police at approximately 7:30 p.m., when she discovered that the bearded cable repairman she had let into her apartment was actually Marzano in disguise.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that really romantic-comedy behavior? I mean, I don’t think there are any restraining orders in romantic comedies.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most recent arrest came in May 1998, when he pretended to be a confession-booth priest in the hopes of manipulating a Fresno, CA, woman into unwittingly revealing her love for him.

Don’t tell me you can’t imagine that behaviour in a romantic comedy.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

More just that there are no restraining orders involved.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the point.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine?!?!?! that’s usually my Thursday nights

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has it worked?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has it ever! I almost to Twist’s level of restraining orders now!

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

tricking her into boarding Caribbean-bound jets

Wait, WHAT?!

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“No, baby, this jet is going to your house, trust me and get on.”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Shoot, what are we doing in Ohio?”

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of people say that, not just tricked stalking victims.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am SO intensely jealous of this dude

Ansel Adams photos found at garage sale worth $200 million

Rick Norsigian’s hobby of picking through piles of unwanted items at garage sales in search of antiques has paid off for the Fresno, California, painter.

Two small boxes he bought 10 years ago for $45 — negotiated down from $70 — are now estimated to be worth at least $200 million, according to a Beverly Hills art appraiser.

Those boxes contained 65 glass negatives created by famed nature photographer Ansel Adams in the early period of his career. Experts believed the negatives were destroyed in a 1937 darkroom fire that destroyed 5,000 plates.

Not because they’re worth $200M and he only paid $45 (though that’d definitely be awesome) but because he has genuine Ansel Adams negatives. I dream!

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, I was just reading that. I also made some more coffee.

I’m always amazed at how much the original Ansel Adams prints cost. $700,000?!?!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m definitely jealous of the $200M part.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a yield of 444444444.44% on investment!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m most jealous of the $200M. I wouldn’t have to practice law again. Ever.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could finally break your indentured servant contract and move away from Ohio forever!

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And move to…

SACRAMENTO!

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? With $200M you’d move to Sacramento? Rather than, say, Belvedere? Where you could buy this?

Or this?

Or this?

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or you could also buy 4,878.04878 Chevy Volts. And then get a bunch of tax credits.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or four million handles of Grey Goose and get REALLY drunk.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

or 10 million of Popov.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

or 100 million Boone’s Farm Strawberry’s

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the greatest Penny Palace ever! A Palace built entirely out of Pennies!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOONE’S BABY

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOONE OWNS BABY???

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOONE FIGURED OUT HOW BABBY WAS FORMED?!

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW BOONE GET GIRL PRAGNET??

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOONE’S CAUSED THE TROMBONE SECTION TO FEEL SICK ON EVERY LA BUS TRIP??!?

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

before or after he died in the plane?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But would I have any money left over?!?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You would! In order of display, they are on the market for $27.5M, $28.85M, and $19.95M. Also, 9,500, 8,000 and 7,800 square feet, respectively. Party house!!

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

But how would you get people there?!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi Pleasure Bus, of course

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what am I thinking????
Rishi Solarise Pleasure Bus, of course

Fixed

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

k imma crawl into a corner now.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but there’s folks saying there really is no evidence that these belonged to him. They’re just photos in the style of AA taken at places he was known to go.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop raining on our fantasies.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t your fantasy involve an umbrella?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ella ella ella, ey ey ey

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chevy Volt to cost 41k up front [!!!!]

The Chevrolet Volt, the first mass-market electric vehicle from General Motors Co., will have a sticker price starting at $41,000 when it hits showrooms later this year.

But government tax credits and rebates designed to speed the entry of electric vehicles into the marketplace will make the price more attractive. There’s a federal tax credit of $7,500 for electric vehicles. And Californians are eligible for an additional $5,000 rebate through the state Air Resources Board. That lowers the Volt price in California to $28,500.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

sigh American car industry

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Chevy gets a $12,500 subsidy from the government (via each tax payer) for every Volt sold. Just imagine if they made the original $41K price more reasonable…they could sell the cars to real people, not just Hollywood celebrities. But then how would Chevy ever claim that the Volt was a failure when they terminated production?

by paleodan on Jul 30, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a really fascinating article on the spontaneous generation of prions (source of Mad Cow disease) from metal catalysts. So it’s not really spontaneous I suppose.

After an epic series of experiments, a group of researchers has observed and reproduced what could be the spontaneous generation of prions — rogue misfolded proteins that have been implicated in the destruction of the central nervous system.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

It all gets down to has and who needs electrons.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you positive?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if he has electrons.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he might have more protons.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

or neutrons

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are so quarcky!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but do the Prions get better gas mileage?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron James in Vegas. Is he doing it right?

Original links here and here (HT Pro Basketball Talk)

James pulled out of Team USA’s trials in Turkey due to the stress of his business ventures and adjustment to wherever it was he was going to wind up in free agency (which was resolved within two weeks of July). But don’t worry, he was out in Vegas to support the team. And by “support the team,” I mean, “party in Vegas with Dwyane Wade and Chris Paul (which should make Hornets fans just giddy after the last week).”

Okay, that’s a little unfair. There are legitimate reasons for James not to participate in the World Championships, and whatever he wants to do in his free time is his business. But in case you were wondering, a “quiet weekend with friends” was not exactly the hook.

Friday night, James partied at Lavo at The Palazzo, featuring several NBA superstars, a cake in the shape of his jersey, and a champagne-drenched VIP experience at Lavo’s nightclub. But he was just getting started. Saturday, James and his entourage were joined by Dwyane Wade and Chris Paul at Tao Beach. They were greeted by this experience, via the Examiner:

"At one point the fans in the pool chanted his name and James pulled out his camera to capture the moment. "

Wow.

James and company enjoyed dinner and dancing at Tao that night, including a cake in the shape of, get this, a gigantic crown (seriously, click through for the images).

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like what every rich, single 25-year-old should be doing. More power to him.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

A birthday cake with a giant crown???

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely looks sunny inside Tao.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have artificial sunbeams inside some of the rooms.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t look at his chain without thinking of Tracy Jordan’s on 30 rock

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like the fakest collection of posers and hangers-on I’ve ever seen.

BTW Lebron, when Kobe makes that gesture, it will be because he has a ring for every one of those fingers.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would just look tacky if he wore six rings like that.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’d be better than brass knuckles.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if he was playing Doom and was out of ammo?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chainsaw.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t gotten that far yet.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said he’d have the rings, not necessarily that he’d be wearing them. See, for example, this similar Lance Armstrong gesture:

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, this kid looks old!

Youthful appearance:
Chowder =1
LeBron = 0

meaning Chowder > LeBron

by chowder on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron James in Vegas. Is he doing it right?
Friday night, James partied at Lavo at The Palazzo

I believe the answer here is a very big “no”.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Tebow will be wearing your undies:
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/07/27/tim-tebow-signs-endorsement-deal-with-jockey/

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 27, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Not my undies.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Tebow Jesus didn’t want to sign endorsement deals and wanted to focus on football!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like its time to switch to fruit of the loom

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This dbd could use more fotos from the golf channel reporter.

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.theonion.com/articles/trojan-introduces-no-ones-pleasure-condoms-for-bit,17781/

PRINCETON, NJ—Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of "No One’s Pleasure" condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best I have are photos of me golfing.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake Locker is talking right now. His mom is nowhere in sight, sadly.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atoms just lost interest.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless she’s with Atoms

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… come to think of it, Atoms is nowhere in sight either.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither is his mom!

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake’s mom.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or your mom! She’s nowhere in sight either!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will agree that my mom is not in sight of me right now, but I don’t see what that has to do with Pac-10 media day.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That strategy works so well for royrules!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The QBs (Luck, Locker, Barkley and Foles) are throwing footballs at their rivals helmets from about 50 feet away. Locker, Barkley and Foles all could not manage to hit the helmet. Luck took us out on the first try. Sads.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, so good.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You clearly won this joke-off.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! When do I get my complimentary trip to Vegas?

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get better — complimentary advice!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a nice complement, isn’t it.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win!

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d!

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, the missers could not hit the helmet in four tries.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luck, understandably, has been totally pissed for several months and has been choking on the bile of regret and envy for having his ass kicked by Cal in his own stadium. So he was highly motivated to try to damage a Cal helmet.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that during this drill, Riley just tried running towards his rival’s helmet instead.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the ball bounce off of the helmet and back into Foles hands’ so he could throw it again?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Mike Mohamed actually wearing the helmet?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joke already made :(

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

These QBs seriously must have a collective IQ of about 100. They are the least articulate group of highly educated white boys I’ve ever heard.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luck has a Goonies voice!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to them on First Take this morning, Luck definitely sounds like a goon… I’d go with someone trying to do a Lou Ferrigno impression (“anybody want a peanut”)

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Racis.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

highly educated

Flagged.

Although if you ever need someone to run through a brick wall for you, Locker would totally be the guy.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can get him to run through it before Nov. 27th, then I will build one.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet I could do it…First I have to set up my cover as an inspirational/motivational speaker. Then get hired by Sark to talk to the team…

This sounds like an episode of Leverage.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gossip time!

[1]

Rihanna’s toughest problem right now? Planning Katy Perry’s bachelorette party.

“It’s taking up way more time than my tour,” she said. “It’s so much pressure. Her wedding is probably going to be the best wedding I’ve ever been to and now I have to match the bachelorette party to that … I could have balloons and Disney characters there and she’ll still make it wild. That’s just Katy Perry. There’s no way around that with her.”

Katy does have one wild idea – she wants Rihanna to be the stripper.

“You see people coming and they strip at your bachelor party,” Perry said. “But I want her to strip at my bachelorette party.”

Someone get me a shocked smiley face now.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Just keep Matt Kemp the hell away from Russell Brand.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

She wants a female stripper at a bachelorette party?

Umm…..

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, of course she wants a female. She asked for Rhianna, not Lady Gaga.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Chris Brown available to be the musical guest?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the stage fifty feet away at all times.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not ashamed to admit I laughed at this.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

She did kiss a girl and liked it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But his most infamous hit came in a 1978 preseason game against the New England Patriots. Tatum hit Patriots wide receiver Darryl Stingley as he was leaping for a pass. This badly damaged Stingley’s spinal cord and left him paralyzed from the chest down, for the rest of his life. According to Stingley in his 1983 autobiography, “Happy To Be Alive,” Tatum never made any effort to apologize or to see him after the incident. The two did not speak from that day until Stingley’s death on April 5, 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Tatum

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by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what a jackass.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Tatum claimed he tried to talk to Stingley over the years

In 2007, Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports interviewed Tatum shortly after Stingley passed away.

“Yeah, everybody is supposed to play really hard and then get up at the end like nobody is hurt,” Tatum said Friday from his home in Oakland, Calif. "It’s unrealistic. If you want to play football for a living, you’re going to get injured.

“If you went out worrying about getting hurt, you couldn’t be a player. You certainly couldn’t be a great player.”

This isn’t to say that Tatum doesn’t feel bad about what happened to Stingley. But for Tatum, there is a line between sorrow and guilt.

“I feel sorry for what happened to him,” said Tatum, who lost his left leg recently because of diabetes. “I tried to apologize to him a number of times, but people around him wouldn’t let that happen.”

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tatum’s statements were highly self-contradictory:

Tatum has never apologized for the hit. “It could have happened to anybody,” said Tatum. “People are always saying, ‘He didn’t apologize.’ I don’t think I did anything wrong that I need to apologize for. It was a clean hit.”

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His book, entitled “They Call Me Assassin” was published two years after Stingley was paralyzed. Many people, myself included, regarded the book — particularly in light of its title — to be a crass and offensive effort to cash in on Stingley’s injury. And it worked. The book was a best-seller.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking capitalism

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that book rings a bell. I never read it, but I remember hearing about how it didn’t cast Tatum in a very positive light.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkelium needs help? I always thought he was a perfect, luminescent being incapable of fault.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just lost all my credibility

can’t believe I bought these for dinner tonite

hope they’ll be a good investment

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by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I bought these for dinner tonite

They don’t look very tasty.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m a vampire from true blood. i only eat flowers and drink human blood.

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by solarise on Jul 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this gives whole new meaning to the term “love assassin”

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

… “florist?”

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Eric the vampire?

/please please please please please

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Meekus?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ms/mrs will love ’em.

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you not listening to the dude’s story, carp? There’s no way on earth that he’s got a Mrs.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m mildly ashamed that I know that’s a stargazer lily. Used to be part of the arsenal waaaaay back when I had game.

I’m sure solar is gonna get to put his 9% on full display.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you bring protection?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean tear gas/taser/switchblade in case her pimp tries to roll him?

Or you mean some anti-fungal cream to accidentally drop in plain sight if he wants to get rid of her quickly?

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Fire Starkey in case she tries to choke him.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with CALumbus bear on this one

Since college, I’ve driven a crappy ‘94 Saturn Wagon which I’ve “lovingly” nicknamed ‘Scooter’. I’ve had a Berkeley Engineering license plate frame the entire time, but it has sat in a box, waiting for a time when I owned a car that I didn’t feel ashamed to put the Berkeley Engineering name on. That time was two months ago. It is now proudly displayed on my blue (of course!) 2010 Mini Cooper S.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and no matter how much I love Cal, I don’t do bumper stickers. Never have, never will.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Republicans for Voldemort”

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love that sticker, still wouldn’t put it on a car I own.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats on the new ride, rags. Nice choice. :)

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was always fond of ’Eschew Obfuscation"

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by norcalnick on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about window statics?
P.S. kudos on the new, non-beater but also not-terrible-for-the-enviro car!

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Window statics are easily removable, and so are fine.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats on the S! I bet it’s a blast to drive.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t lie, it’s super-fun.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly the car I would associate with a new parent, but congrats!

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids only grow as big as the cars they’re raised in, and they’re trying to raise a jockey.

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi’s kids will be tiny then! (see above, he drives a Tata Nano)

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids = goldfish?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldfish make much, much less noise. Much less noise.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have bought the wrong type of goldfish

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really, really hate driving minivans, and actually, I don’t like driving cars that are up high. After years of driving a station wagon, I felt I deserved to own a fun car. The Mini isn’t incredibly practical, but I was able to find carseats/strollers that fit it (at a premium, mind you).

Oh, and when my daughter gets older, the fact that the back seat is so small may bring some small comfort to me whenever she borrows it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story: my first date was with a boy who drove a van. My Dad was seriously distressed.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And was it for good reason?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I didn’t like him much. Never even kissed.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s cold.

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by Cugel on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s from foster city, dude. ice queens

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that where Fosters Freeze comes from?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, sadly. but i do like your clever joke.

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And after he put all that effort into getting a van….

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Scootie just wasn’t interested in a Van Guy.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

dayamn

blockin’

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by carp on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me his van didn’t have a Stanfurd sticker.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not have a Stanfurd sticker. I am not even lying.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We know you didn’t, but what about the van?!

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

did your dad clean his gun in front of your date or anything intimidating like that?

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he just looked stern. Very stern. Which he does very well.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can do stern. But I was also planning on getting fingerprints, a lock of hair, and a saliva swab from every guy that my girls decide to date.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think CCTV mounted over the front door/porch should be sufficient.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not nearly as fun. I might do a retinal scanner on the door, too.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad’s like 6’3", 250. Stern carries consequences.

by Scootie on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm…I’m only 5’9, 164 (and shrinking)…Maybe I can’t do stern.

But, I can do crazy!

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could hit the crazy Asian dad stereotype.

by LeonPowe on Jul 27, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But how would that be different from any other day?

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I’m not of similar stature, methinks I will go with the shotgun when my daughter reaches that dating age.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S OFFICIAL I AM THE WORST JOURNALIST EVER

Full story on Pac-10 media day to come.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

So, does this mean the chances of a CGB press pass took a serious hit today?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, Tedford loves me. Harbaugh probably thinks I’m an idiot.

Like, for example.

“Do you have anything you’d want to say to Cal fans who may not have the best opinion of you?”

“….No.”

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAH, I love it.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full writeup to come after I go home and drink heavily. I’m more embarrassed now than Twist was during his wedding night.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you just got zung.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just me, but I think you can read between the lines of the question fairly easily to see that YF was really trying to avoid saying, “We think you’re a douchebag, do you have a response?”

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did get him to warm up to me after that, but we definitely did not get off on the right foot.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read between the lines to interpret YF’s question to be “Cal fans think you’re stupid. Please say something to bolster this opinion.”

And Harbaugh was like um howbout no.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that went over about as well as the Scott Steiner DBD.

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by yellow fever on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly don’t think he’s stupid. I think he’s an arrogant jackass, but he’s not a dumb guy.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a very nice thing to say about one of our bloggers.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No joke, can’t wait until he coaches Michigan where he belongs

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by Cugel on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love that. It would really spice things up out here for that Michigan-Ohio State rivalry thingy.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you consider that to be embarrassing, then you are a fucking bush league amateur compared to mwah. Don’t come in here talking mad shit like that until you have bragged about ruining the lives of several elderly people to your beloved coach

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean moi, when I first saw that I thought you misspelled Yahweh.

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by Cugel on Jul 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering nobody knows the vowels in Yahweh for realsies, can you really mispell it?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone watch the Pac10 video that YF applauded at the press conference!

by sec119 on Jul 27, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that James Earl Jones?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked everything but the shot of the Furdies celebrating with the Axe in 07… lets never let that happen again, k?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked everything but the shot of the Furdies celebrating with the Axe in 07

I don’t even need to watch it then. The video is officially a piece of shit.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 27, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else go out to their local Buy More to pick up Star Craft II?

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by Cugel on Jul 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

nah, i shop exclusively at a large mart.

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

S Mart?

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by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

S mart for me.

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by Kodiak on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to shop smart.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

S Mart is for primitive screwheads. Now gimmie some sugar, baby.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 28, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is my boom stick, in popcorn.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Starcraft II? Didn’t the original come out like twenty years ago?

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hatter

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by Cugel on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

1998. My copy happens to be next to me. It says I can “Compete FREE* over the INTERNET”.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. That’s one long gap for people to still care.

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate keeps on telling me to buy the game. I’m going to have to live in the library this fall if he keeps this up, since he’ll never let me get work done at home.

People care. They care way too much.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 27, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, it’s pretty crazy. but just think of the frenzy if Duke Nukem Forever was ever released.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they re-release the Apple IIC classic “Lemonade Stand” my wife’ll probably divorce me!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do we know at Apple?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 27, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m besites with S. Jobs.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he know that?

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if Samuel Jobs knows that, no.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is true, but Duke Nukem 3d was the third in the series…

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by Rishi on Jul 27, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

but think of the tubes!!

by boomtho on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did the asterik refer to?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

  • Free access to Battle.net requires access to the Internet. Player is responsible for all applicable Internet fees.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception Spoiler

Watched it tonight. Let’s discuss it tomorrow as I try to figure out wtf I just watched. But let me just say that that movie was very, very, very similar to his last movie Shutter Island. Very similar!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

i fuckin nailed it then, and i havent even seen iception.

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception Spoiler and Shutter Island Spoiler

Both movies involve Leonardo Di Caprio as a dude who is wracked with guilt over the death of his wife (and in the case of Shutter Island children). The details of the deaths are slightly different, but Di Caprio feels at fault and is really guilty. And there is a huge organized dealie t try to get rid of his guilt and its all wacktackuler so you dont realize that until the end.

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