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DBD 7.15.10 -- Politics. UNBANNED!

 Back in March, we had a little bit of March Madness here at CGB.  I am not talking about our Pac-10 champion men’s basketball team in the NCAA tournament; nor am I talking about our WNIT champion women’s basketball team.  I am talking about the sea change in moderation policy that took place on March 22, 2010

This message is simple.  In general, no more political discussion on CGB.  There are a few caveats to that and I will explain in more detail the thought process that is going into this, but allow me to be clear:  No more political discussion on CGB. 

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That was the decree.   In other words, politics...

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 TwistNHook explained in detail why this policy was deemed to be needed for this site.   A lot of the motivation behind this policy was the increasing difficulty the Marshawnthusiasts had in moderating all of the political discussion.  Political discussion too often degenerated into slapfighting and flame wars and TwistNHook was usually the one left holding the bag as the moderator left to manage the dispute.  Politics, it seemed, was an animal unlike any other on CGB.  And there was the sincere concern that the political discussion, due to its seemingly inevitable volatility, was driving readers away from the DBD or, worse, CGB altogether.   

TwistNHook felt that he had the rather unenviable decision of either banning the few readers who consistently engaged in political flame wars or banning the discussion itself.  All of these readers brought a lot to the table in other non-political discussions and it seemed foolish to throw out the baby with the bathwater.  So, rather than endure the cries of "BANNINGS!", he felt it easier to endure the cries of "CENSORSHIP!"  Fortunately now, with the creation of the Hit Squad, there is a team of people who can manage the situation, instead of it being left to one overwhelmed person. 

When the Hit Squad was formed and deputized a couple of months ago, one of our issues to consider was the politics ban.  Should it continue?  Should it be lifted?  Should it be modified?   In the months since the politics ban, it has become increasingly evident to a majority of the Hit Squad that the politics ban is an imperfect solution.  Notwithstanding the genuine and legitimate concerns that led to imposing the ban in the first place, the Hit Squad has decided, with the blessing of the Marshawnthusiasts, that we no longer wish to declare Sanchez an entire topic on the DBD.  We are therefore lifting the politics ban, on a provisional basis, subject to the terms set forth here. 

Just as with the original decision to ban politics, we do not enter lightly into this decision to lift the politics ban.  While we expect that many CGB members who enjoyed political discussion on the DBD will welcome this return to open discourse, we understand fully that there will be those who dread this decision and look with dread upon the politics discussion returning to the DBD.   (It is not unlike what happens when we line up in the Wildbear formation—many of us love seeing it; many of us dread it.) 

We understand that we might alienate some readers who dislike scrolling through a multitude of political debates on the DBD.  At the same time, however, we have decided that the politics ban is not within the spirit of what CGB is generally and what the DBD is specifically.  We have heard (and heeded) the complaints from some of you that the enforcement of the politics ban is hypocritical, haphazard, inconsistent, parochial, and [insert your chosen derogatory adjective here].   And, quite frankly, we grew increasingly uncomfortable with the thought of banning a topic that is important to a great many of you while at the same time allowing any number of other topics you see on the DBD. 

What’s more, it has become evident that politics is not the only topic that can lead to testy exchanges that are challenging to your moderators (e.g., disputes over statistical analysis (!); World Cup spoiler posts).  That reality begs the question: how can we continue to ban politics while leaving other topics open for discussion, even though those other topics could lead to the same occurrences that led to the politics ban in the first place?  Admittedly, topics other than politics are easier to moderate.  Even when there are comments that arguably cross the line of flaming or slapfighting, the discussions tend to die a lot more quickly than politics threads (with a few notable exceptions) and ultimately need little moderation.  And in many non-political discussions, comments that may look like flaming and slapfights are not really that – and, believe it or not, your CGB moderators can (more often than not) tell the difference between a slapfight being real and being playful. 

But politics was the only topic of discussion that, on a consistent basis, turned nasty.  While other flame wars might pop up from time to time, they tended to be fairly random and easier to control on a singular basis.  But political discussions were erupting on a consistent basis and turning nasty on that same consistent basis.

But even though "politics is different," we did not want to continue an outright ban on political discussion.  In the final analysis, given all of the factors discussed above, we have decided to once again err on the side of open discourse on the DBD.  For those of you who do not like the political discussion, the "z" key is your friend, just as it might be the friend of those who skip over any other topics covered on the DBD that are not of interest to a given reader.   

So here go you, CGB.  The political floor is yours.   The ban is lifted, for now.  But use your floor responsibly or the ban might come back.  We will moderate the political discussion and, because of its potential volatility, we as mods will watch it carefully and step in when warranted to make sure that it does not devolve into the unpleasant flaming and slapfighting that no one wants to see. 

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So please, keep in mind the guidelines that apply to ALL discourse on this blog.   If you don’t know what I’m talking about, here is a gentle reminder:

 • Please treat each other with respect.  When you disagree with another commentator, please do so without personal attacks, instead relying on the force of your arguments to carry the day.  Note that we moderators can tell the difference between playful joshing and vicious invective; as long as everyone's having fun, we won't stand in your way.

 • Please extend the same philosophy when commenting on other articles written around the web or elsewhere.  If you want to take a particular ESPN personality to task for his or her general lack of understanding of quarterbacking, football, logical reasoning and a basic grasp of the English language, by all means, be my guest.  Just don't descend into simply calling them a douchebag, however.  Attack the argument, not the arguer.

 • No slap fights, please.  Many CGB commentators have shown themselves extremely adept at engaging in reasoned debate on any manner of topics, and we have no desire to limit such discussions.  Occasionally, however, topic subthreads have descended into commentators spouting unjustified opinions and mindless talking points at each other in an uncivil manner, making everyone else around them uncomfortable.  These slap fights add nothing to CGB, and the moderators will henceforth be making a greater effort to quash them as they crop up.

 • Content that is overtly racist, sexist, or otherwise objectionable to decently-educated members of society will not be tolerated.

 These general guidelines, if you follow them, should keep political discussion from becoming the bane of our CGB existence.  In addition, let’s remember the following when it comes to political discussion:

1.        Keep it on the DBD and the DBD only!  This is, after all, a Cal sports blog, first and foremost.  As we know, the DBD is an organic, free flowing discourse that goes in any number of directions on a given day.  If politics belongs anywhere on this site, it is on the DBD.  Anywhere else, it is off topic.  And one of the rules here, flexible as it may be, is to stay on topic. 

 

2.       The general guidelines linked and quoted above speak to this, but let me emphasize it again: treat each other with respect.  In politics discussions, it is particularly easy to fall into the trap of attacking the person instead of the argument.  So please try your best NOT to fall into the trap.  Act like reasonable intelligent people debating a political issue, and we’ll be fine.  Keep in mind: you’re not running for office on this blog, so there’s no need to paint someone else as the Great Stupid Satan in order to try and make your point.  Make your point intelligently: most of us are Cal grads, after all, so we can handle that, can’t we?

 

3.       We mods will be exercising plenary power here.  If we think something crosses the line, we’ll deal with it.  Delete, hide, chastise, scold, we can and will do any number of things.  Because that’s what the Hit Squad was designed to do – calmly and rationally try to keep CGB posters from acting like jackasses, or saying jackassey things.  And if people can’t behave themselves, we may have to go back to the outright ban.  So play nice and everything will be fine.  Don’t ruin it for the rest of the folks.

 

4.       Please respect the mods and try to give us the benefit of the doubt. We'll try to be understanding, hands-off, and not overbearing.   But if we step in and ask people to chill out or tone it down, please respect our request and do so.  We do not intend to stifle you.  We are just trying to keep the DBD a relatively sane place. 

 

So, how about that California guv race?  How about Ohio’s – Kasich or Strickland, who ya got?  And what about  that response to the Gulf oil spill?  Big clusterfuck there, huh?  And how about that Sarah Palin in 2012?  Facepalm or "You Betcha"?  And by summer's end, it's gonna be Justice Elena Kagan, amirite?

 

Just kidding.  I don’t REALLY want to talk about those things.  But if you do, knock yourself out.  (Within the guidelines, of course.)

 

 

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What do you think of unbanning political discussion on the DBD?
Yes, yes, yes!
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No, no, no!
7 votes
Warming up my "z" key
21 votes
I hope this Hit Squad is better at moderating than the other Hit Squad was at pass defense
9 votes
This was the "important" announcement? The DBD I had planned for today was way more exciting than this. Ban Ohio Bear!
8 votes

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Cal LHP Justin Jones named freshman All-American

Per Baseball America

Another accolade has been added to California’s Justin Jones’ list of achievements this past spring as the freshman left-hander has been named a 2010 second-team Freshman All-American by Baseball America, it was announced by national baseball publication.

Jones, who was also a Collegiate Baseball Freshman All-American and a first-team All-Pac-10 selection, was sixth in the Pac-10 with 10 wins (10-6, 4.22 ERA) and 30 strikeouts looking in 98.0 innings pitched. He was a part of two shutouts and threw two complete games this season, including a 6-4 victory March 12 at then No. 9-ranked Rice. Jones’ 10 victories as a freshman tied him for sixth on the Cal all-time single-season list.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal field hockey coach named assistant coach for U.S. National Team tour

Shellie Onstead to serve on European trip

California field hockey head coach Shellie Onstead will serve as an assistant coach for the U.S. National team’s upcoming tour in Europe, as announced by the organization.
The U.S. will compete and train from July 23 to Aug. 6 in Spain and England.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Three Cal athletes earn postgraduate schollies

Congratulations to these student athletes

Pac-10 Commissioner Larry Scott has announced that three California Golden Bear student athletes (Sophia Hocini of women’s gymnastics, Kellan Patterson of men’s track & field, and Shay Seager of women’s crew) have been named recipients of Pac-10 Postgraduate Scholarships for 2009-10.

These $3,000 awards go to student-athletes with a minimum 3.0 GPA who have also demonstrated a commitment to continuing education, campus and community involvement, and leadership. Since the program began in 1999, the Pac-10 has awarded over $1 million for postgraduate study. This year, 38 Pac-10 student athletes received one of these postgraduate scholarships.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Hm, only 3 out of 38? Good for those 3, anyway.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

WORLD CUP SPOILER ALERT

Cal soccer coaches do World Cup wrap-up Q&A

CalBears.com: What did you think of the final?
Kevin Grimes: It was a disappointing game from what most people have said and what a lot of people have observed. Holland looked to resort to some brutal tactics to try and get a World Cup trophy when they probably should’ve just played like they played all tournament.
Neil McGuire: It did not turn into the spectacle we all hoped for in terms of the beautiful game, but it was exciting to see all the same. Not every soccer match will be a high-scoring affair, but it was an interesting tactical battle that was fiercely contested.

CalBears.com: Was Spain the better team?
KG: Yes, I think Spain was the better team on the day. Again, if Holland would’ve just played like they had played all tournament, I think we would’ve seen a better game, a more entertaining game, and that would’ve given Holland a better chance to win the match.
NM: To my mind, Spain was the far superior team for the entire World Cup, and the only team who tried to play to win.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Random Improbable Idea

I realize that soccer will never become a full-fledged mainstream sport in America, particularly collegiately , but the World Cup has shown, much like the NCAA basketball tournament, it can captivate an American audience for a few weeks.

Is there any chance, the NCAA men’s soccer tournament could find an audience for a few weeks if they move from playing in the fall (and competing with football) to the spring/summer, hosting their tournament in June/July? Would the TV rights from such a tournament generate any substantial income?

I’m inclined to say no, but thought I’d toss it out there.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 5:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It couldn’t hurt. NBC just televised that collegiate rugby 7s thing last month, so anything’s possible.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know that ESPN televises the women’s championship in the spring, so why not?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never say never.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

College soccer is a lot more boring to watch than World Cup. So I’d agree no.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think they’ll televise the San Leandro Youth Soccer Championship?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably only their rivalry game against Hayward.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That city is actually referred to as East Bay now.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh man, that’s trouble. I can ignore a “hayward fault,” but “east bay fault” sounds pretty ominous.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I LQTM’d at both of these.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT WHY DID I READ THAT IT’S STLIL ON MY TIVO!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You Tivo’d the Q+A with the soccer coach?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d with enthusiasm.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry but the Dutch performance was shocking and they should have had at least 2 red cards before halftime. You can dislike the Spanish all you want (and their reactions to Holland’s tactics) but the Dutch did nothing but reinforce their reputation as the worst bunch of thugs in World footy. De Jong and van Bommel should both be in jail.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

the worst bunch of thugs in World footy

Are you telling me that Serbia and Croatia have disbanded their teams?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the past year or two, I’ve always thought Holland was the worst. Granted, that was largely based on De Jong and van Bommel (see my World Cup preview) but I saw nothing in this tournament to change my opinion.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am inclined to politely disagree. Van Bommel is a bit old school but I don’t think he’s dirty. I do think that he played at the level he could get away with because referees weren’t calling him on it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? WHAT?!?!?
Van Bommel is a bit old school but I don’t think he’s dirty

DC my man, you have lost all credibility. Von Bommel is possibly the worst cheater and dirtiest player in the WORLD. He is incredibly smart about it though, I will give him that but the guy is just filthy and not in a good way.

De Jong is just clumsy and everyone knows your ankle is likely to get broken when he is around but van Bommel, blech.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come ON. The mere existence of Javier Mascherano says that van Bommel can’t be in sole possession of the title of dirtiest player in the world. De Rossi, Sergio Ramos, and any Serb who’s played for Lazio ever are also in the frame for cynical cheats. And I’m sure there’s a whole host more of English players other than the egregious and unemployed Joey Barton who make van Bommel look like a choir boy.

If van Bommel were just dirty, he wouldn’t have the career he’s had. Bruisers don’t do the Champions League and domestic double with Barcelona.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Mascherano in much the same mold as von Bommel. They’re both really sneaky about it and are guys players probably love to have on their team (although did mention that von Bommel is like that in practice too) but they are dirty cheaters.

As for the Serbs, you are RACIS and should be ashamed of yourself you dumbass haggis eating, drunk sheepfucker.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB Hooligan Fight!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Name ONE Serbian player who would be recommended for fair play awards. And bear in mind I’m not saying this in disapproval, I may not like the way they play but I admire their resilience and toughness. I reserve the disapproval for the politics and race views of players like Sinisa Mihajlovic. And the intervening variable there is Lazio, I can’t think of one likable player that’s come through that squad for Roman crypto-fascists.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point wasn’t about Fair Play it was about individual non verbal nastiness on the pitch. Serbian players at Lazio may be racis but that is besides the point.

You’re just bitter because the only athletic competition Scottish people are good at is the one where the guy in a dress flips a 20 foot long log over.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there is something pathetic about declaring a world champion in sports that either aren’t played somewhere else, or not including the other people who play them

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying the World Series is a sham title?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Also the Super Bowl.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So for the World Series and Super Bowl to count, the U-S-A needs to challenge Scotland to a world championship game in baseball and football? I don’t see the point.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps that hot Scottish chick from Harry Potter will come otut o watch and we can ogle her! Let’s do it!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the other one.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Asian one.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the point would be that if you want to warm up to playing actual world championship games, decimating patsies would do the trick. I am comfortably certain that Scottish football and baseball teams would be annihilated.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that the CGB Meme Hall Of Fame wasa sham?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew Praise Be To Bak Bak!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the point about Serbian players at Lazio is that they are dirty, not racist.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you dumbass haggis eating, drunk sheepfucker.

I think you probably meant it in jest, but I really don’t think it’s necessary to be that over-the-top in such a personal way.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly took it that way – after confirming that there’s no Scottish equivalent to the ADL.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too busy advocating Scottish independence from his villa in Spain.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Men’s tennis team selected for season opening event in 2011

The tennis version of the Kickoff Classic

The California men’s tennis team was selected by the Intercollegiate Tennis Association (ITA) as a participant in the 2011 ITA Men’s Kick-Off Weekend in its third-annual draft in early June. This is the third selection for the Golden Bears who will take on Auburn in their first match on the campus of Texas Tech in Lubbock, Texas. Texas Tech and Louisiana State face each other in the other match. Dates and times are still to be determined but the event will take place between Jan. 28-31, 2011.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Ditto for the women's tennis team

Cal women get to host the event

The California women’s tennis team was selected by the Intercollegiate Tennis Association (ITA) as a host site for the 2011 ITA Women’s Kick-Off Weekend in its third-annual draft in early June. This will be the third consecutive year that the Golden Bears will host the event as they welcome Saint Mary’s College, Texas Christian and North Texas to the Hellman Tennis Complex for matches on Friday and Saturday, January 28-29, 2011.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal tweaks its 2010 volleyball schedule

Cal adds match with CSU-Bakersfield and makes changes to a tournament being held at Haas Pavilion

The California volleyball team has added Cal State Bakersfield to its 2010 schedule. The Golden Bears will host the Roadrunners at Haas Pavilion in a 5 p.m. PT match on Tuesday, Sept. 14. The addition of CSU Bakersfield rounds out Cal’s fall calendar with 28 matches. The Bears and the Roadrunners met one other time; a 2-0 victory (15-12, 15-10) for Cal on Sept. 8, 1984, at the UC Davis Western Invitational.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank god for this.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who’s in that picture, but she is attractive.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Carli Lloyd.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re up way too early.

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by HydroTech on Jul 15, 2010 2:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Yes I am.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hydro, you’re up way too late.

And Ohio…yeah…wut he said.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, why is everyone awake? This is my daytime.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

My leg f-in hurts. Normally, I’d write some type of crazy DBD while waiting for the advil and ice to kick in.

Instead, I’m trying really hard not to post the lyrics to the “Thong Song” as a reply to your quotation battle with CalBear81.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t remember Sisqo in “My Fair Lady”

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the “unrated” version.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Retitled “bitch is fine”?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Represent! :)

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Ohio Bear was watching The Open Championship golf whilst posting this…

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 15, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d be rong. I inexplicably forgot about it and didn’t watch until I was cooling down at the gym after my run.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just for that: THE BRITISH OPEN. [Ohio Bear gets really upset when people use that name]

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’M REALLY ANNOYED TOO.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is more annoying, DC? CALumbus Bear’s inexcusable use of “British Open” to refer to The Open Championship or the fact that there is a professional golfer (playing in the Open Championship) named Zane Scotland — who is from England?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The former. Mr Scotland at least has his name going for him, unlike most of the English.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The latter. People named Zane should be rounded up and thrown in concentration camps.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of The Open Championship

Incoming Cal freshman and reigning U.S. Amateur Champion Byeong-Hun “Ben” An shot an even par 72 today. 5 birdies, 1 bogey, 2 double bogeys. He is currently tied for 73rd with lots of players still on the course.

Rory McIlroy leads after a 63, an opening round record for the Open Championship. That dude Cal fans booed at the Big Game is currently tied for 5th after a 5-under 67. John Daly (!) shot a 6-under 66.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very impressed Andrew Luck can golf that well.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just wait till he gives his club to McIlroy’s caddy on the 18th hole. It’s inevitable.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can do a lot of things when Cam Jordan isn’t in his face.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Recd!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

My pick Westwood didn’t do so bad at -5, but that jackass went and ruined that.

Also John Daly at -6? WTF?

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Westwood’s round can get even better. He’s still on the course at 5-under (thru 11). He got to 5-under with 5 straight birdies at 5 thru 9.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, really? Is the prize a bag of cheese sticks and a bottle of hooch?

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a chick with big tits.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, no, that’s actually just John Daly in a dress. My mistake.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were saying on ESPN that he’s most comfortable playing at the Open. Of course he is, he’s surrounded by lots of other people who smoke and drink too much as well.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard part of Daly’s post round press conference. He talked about how comfortable he was at St. Andrews and how he loved the place. But he kept calling it “The British Open.”

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m almost inclined to let it go – the pants he was wearing today suggest that the poor man’s brain is irredeemably addled.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

YO is "gearing up" for Cal football training camp

First practice is Aug. 7

Pac-10 Media Day is set for Thursday, July 29. This year’s event is at the Rose Bowl; previous years it was held at hotel adjacent to LAX. The event will follow Pac-10 media stops in New York and ESPN as the conference attempts to increase its exposure nationwide. Obviously, much of the discussion at this year’s event will focus on expansion and the sanctions imposed against USC (Note: Bay Area News Group’s Jon Wilner will be attending the event and providing coverage).

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Wilner’s goin’! Hard-hitting and insightful analysis, GUARanteed!

I think I need to sleep.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. In contrast, I’ve spent way too much time on these links and need to get going on my 3-mile run

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta rec that.

But my achin’ leg is voting for a flag. Good thing it can’t type.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller, Anger, and Prophet named honorable mention preseason All-Americans

By College Football Insiders

Junior punter Bryan Anger, junior tight end Anthony Miller and senior linebacker Mike Mohamed added to their 2010 preseason honors on Wednesday when they earned honorable mention recognition on the inaugural College Football Insiders Preseason All-American team.

Mohamed (NationalChamps.net, Playboy, Phil Steele, The Kickoff) and Anger (NationalChamps.net, Playboy, Phil Steele, The Kickoff) added to their 2010 preseason All-American honors, while Miller was named a preseason All-American for the first time in his collegiate career.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get the Prophet and Anger love, but what am I missing here with respect to Miller? Someone with some insight please explain.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does a lot of things well…?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He showed a pretty good connection with Riley. Pretty good weapon on posts over the middle and has solid hands. Can’t speak to his blocking, but he’s a pretty good TE. And on a team bereft of WR options, he will likely get a lot of looks

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had that midseason injury last year too

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Miller continues to progress as he did last year, I think he can be a legitimate pro prospect. We might end up saying he’s Cal’s best TE since Tony G.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really doesn’t have the NFL size or speed for high draft picks tho

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wasn’t thinking about a 1st rounder or anything like that. That’s rare for a TE anyway.

But isn’t Miller big enough? 6-3, 260-ish?
Speed, I don’t know. He seems to run well, but I’m no trained eye. What’s a TE expected to run in the NFL, 40-time wise?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fastest evair was Vernon Davis at 4.4.

I think decent times for a receiving TE are 4.6-4.7, fast is anything 4.5 or lower.

I think 6’3, 260 is fine weight-wise, but maybe they prefer a little taller?

Scouts look at this past year’s TE’s.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the replay of the ASU game and GT’s winning FG. Miller is quite the stationary pylon in that blocking attempt….

He’s on the left edge at 7:05 of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJWBFHICUUg

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s supposed to do that for some reason. I actually remember I came up with a reason at one point, but now I’ve forgotten

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NFL doesn’t like 6-3 unless you’re an uber-athlete. That’s not an ideal size for blockers against the huge OLBs and DEs in the NFL

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like he should use some horse roids.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has good speed for a TE, has a knack for getting open in the seams, and has shown really good hands at times.

He’s a good enough blocker to be on the field at all times instead of being just a passing down specialist.

And, like boomtho said, until we get another proven option at WR, the other teams are going to stack the box vs. Vereen, double Jones, and dare Riley to beat us. The natural outlet for that is usually the TE.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

We may or may not have a CGB representative there.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bk97?

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, it’s you.

IT’S ALWAYS BEEN YOU!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE GOING TO THE ROSE BOWL (media day)!!!

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you hat Landry Fields, don't read this

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Political question #1

I just paid for my tour to go to one of the world’s most reclusive, and by many definitions worst regimes. (No, not a tour of Walnut Creek).

That’s right – I’m going to “vacation” in the DPRK. Am I wrong for contributing money to a arms selling, terrorist supporting, batshit insane nation? Or, since I already pay taxes in China, I’ve already slid down the slippery slope? While I wrestled with the philsophy (and also the thoughts of taking a nice beach vacation in Thailand or the Philippines) I figure that once Kim Jong Il dies, the country is going to go completely insane OR normalize. It’s not really a question I considered lightly – in the past decade I have changed plans (myanmar, indonesia and . . .north korea) due to politics, so I’m not sure why this time I thought it was a good idea – however, my friend from the state department said “AWESOME IDEA. I would love to go – except for as a state department employee, I can’t” – so there’s that. He dismissed the contributing to meglomanical states – the North Koreans have plenty of money. Just no food and the populace lives in poverty. He emphasized that the minimal contact I have with North Koreans – will humanize Americans for a tiny portion of the country.

I’d like to see it while its really strange. Also, I get to see the world’s best card stunts.

I do know this will be one of the most fascinating trips that I’ve ever taken.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 2:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Go for it. As long as it’s safe, why not? It’ll be a life experience that you may not ever have a chance at again. The amount of $$$ you’re spending is such an inconsequential drop in the bucket in the grand scheme of things that I doubt it matters in terms of supporting a psycho/evil regime.

You could look at it this way – you’re actually undermining the regime by your visit by humanizing Americans like your friend said. If that results in one less person hating us a little less, then that’s money well-spent.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really asking if I should go or not actually – I already put down my deposit and bought my tickets up to Beijing (where the tour leaves from) and took the time off work.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must admit that my reading comp takes a hit somewhere around 2am.

So, I’ll change my mind. You’re evil, dude. E-vil!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 4:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Political Question #2

I’m taking a vacation to Mogadishu. [2] Good idea or not?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s a political downside but I would very much like to see the number of zeros (before the decimal point) on a life insurance quote for that little jaunt.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful you don’t get caught up in the centuries-old war between pirates and ninjas. They hate each other.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 15, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay; I’m travelling in my super-secure Black Hawk helicopter. Nothing can happen to it there!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Impervious to everything but RPGs and other arms fire.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the official website of the nicest hotel in Mogadishu [3]

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi making it rain = humanitarian aid?

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

From a helicopter!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a pretty dumb idea. You’d have to pay me a lot to go there.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah seriously Rishi, what a dumb idea, I don’t know why you suggested that.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s still here listening, guys.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is awkward…

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is atoms too busy playing with his kitten to realise when someone is joking around?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s got to do it sometime. Maybe he feels more comfortable in his private office than at home?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I mean who DOESN’T play with his kitten when Rishi makes a Somalia joke?

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you think I’ve been the last few hours? Doing work?!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the only time my poor kitten gets any attention, so hopefully Rishi will keep making them.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I just feel like playing it straight, man! You can’t keep me confined in your sarcasm box all the time.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what Rishi’s sarcasm gimp said too.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go back to furball!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to the Ryugyong Hotel?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think it ever opened.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

They resumed construction in 2008. It should be finished in 2012, but I believe you can see parts of it.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

DPRK Rally Comm>Cal Rally Comm. Sorry, YWC!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve forgotten that the student section is the one performing the card stunts.
Why do you hate Cal students, Twist? Why?

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

First Ucla and Georgia Tech steal our songs, now DPRK steals our card stunts. What next? Will Stanfurd steal our Berkelium?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jokes on them! The isotope will make them sterile. And our long-schemed plan to rid the world of ’furds will finally come to fruition. Hahahahahaha!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s times like this I wish they’d never discovered CougCenterium.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

But then who will cover the Pac10 Media Day/????

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, “The Cardinal Be Damned” was totally worth the trade.

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I was 100% fine with you going (esp. since you were going to pick up that wink wink nudge nudge). Then, I watched this Journeyman Pictures interview with the sole escapee from the maximum security section of the North Korea concetration camps. Now, I had read a lot about the camps, including the book Acquiriums Of Pyongyang. I’d even taken a look at them on Google Maps.

But after hearing/seeing the unimaginable brutality that this 20 year old person experienced from the “Special Control Zone” I’m far less bullish on even a single additional piece of foreign currency going into Kim Jong Il’s Hennessy Budget.

With his Henenssy lust, giant Mansion Corps harem, and complete and total domination over his subjects, Kimg Jong Il is what Rishi aspires to be.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

giant Mansion Corps harem

Wait what? Is that part of the tour?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

And when did it change from a Party Yacht?

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Unfortunately, not. But they do, apparently, go to a place called “Concrete Wall” which is at the DMZ. LeonPowe sent me his itinerary. It looks like an interesting trip, for sure.

I am also interested to see what happens when Kim Jong Il passes, which should be somewhat soon. I believe he is preparing Kim Jong Nam to take over. The problem is that when Kim Il Sung passed, he had prettty much made Kim Jong Il supreme everything like a decade earlier (and head of the army like 2 decades before that). People already had total “faith” in him. It’s unclear to me if the same thing has happened with Kimg Jong Nam. Moreover, the situation here is totally different. In 1994, North Korea hadnt fully collapsed yet (althouhg they were well on their way). Now, Kimg Jong Nam will be taking over a complete and total shell of a country and trying to rule it with an iron fist like his father/grandfather without the proper introduction. Have they even started a cult ofpersonality yet?

Kim Jong Il really fucked himself over by blowing up that South Korean sub. Now, the South Koreans cant help North Korea as much anymore. BTW, if you want to see crazylikefuck vids, check out this vid of mourning Kim Il Sung. Thousands of people in the streets of Pyongyang crying.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, with the politics discussion ban lifted, I can discuss the Korean peninsula situation without any concern.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of South Koreans don’t really believe North Korea was responsible for blowing up the sub, though.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they blame MiB.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they blamed Mack Brown.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

His middle name is Ignatius, I thought boomtho was referring to him by initials only.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

North Korea has few international friends. I don’t think theyd want to do anything to further limit those friends.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, due to the recent controversy over the won recalculation, North Koreans no longer have a lot of money. In fact, the vast majority of the country probably doesn’t have over $30.00 to their name. North Korea changed 100 won into 1 won, but restricted the ability for people to transfer more than $30.00 to the new won. So, it instantly wiped out the entirety of the nation’s savings accounts. Even North Korea admitted it fucked up (which is unimagianbly rare) and executed somebody.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that ostensibly a policy that Kim Jong Nam was supposed to get credit for?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

AWKWARD!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

the country is going to go completely insane OR normalize.

Why can’t it be both? No seriously, I think it’ll be both. Five years of coups, assassinations, etc., then it’ll follow any other normal 3rd world trajectory. South Korea will watch from afar with shocking abhorrence, while officially deciding that reunification isn’t worth the economic price a la the Germany reunification.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They decided that a long time ago.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

At a Sichuan dinner tonight (in a restaurant ironically decorated to look like a Maoist era factory) my NGO friends said that shit is about to hit the fan in N. Korea much harder than it did in the late 90s – he says reports are coming out that its is historical level famine – think China 1950-1952 (40 million deaths).

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you bring them food?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the travel literature, they do recommend bringing in some snacks from home – as the meals are “basic”

I actually went out and bought a carton of 555 State Express Cigarettes as gifts for drivers and guides. I haven’t done that since I went to China and Russia in 1991.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be a good person and just give out food

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be an even better person and just hand out cyanide pills.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are other cigarettes not allowed, or is 555 State Express actually a good cigarette?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the state run organizations stopped providing food and then recently North Korea started clamping down on private markets. Apparently, very, very recently they admitted the folly of that and tried to promote them again. Its unclear what the effect of the clamping down has been, but I cant imagine its positive to the growing of food.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t the Chinese one mostly a result of the GLF?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was the lack of food supply. /Madden

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure Gym Or Laundry were really the reason for the giant Chinese famine.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gym Laundry Famine?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worst famine in Chinese history + GLF together = giant disaster. GLF by itself probably doesn’t cause deaths in the 8 figures. Famine by itself, well, I don’t know how to project that – but the two combined made for epic worst case scenario.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think it will ever happen, except maybe fifty years from now with a change of attitude from Beijing, unless Kim Jong X really screws the pooch and nukes or attacks a South Korean city. China wants the DPRK to be a thorn in the side of the South and the US for as absolutely long as possible. Beijing will not stand for a united Korea, as cheap labor from the North will eventually link up with manufacturing and technical expertise in the South to make the peninsula a strong, prosperous, stable ally of the west/US, the last thing China wants on its border, especially once the NKoreans wake up and realize who was enabling/supporting Kim Jong Il the entire time.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

realize who was enabling/supporting Kim Jong Il the entire time.

Alec Baldwin!??!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Billy!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t get taken prisoner and force Bill Clinton to come and get you.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

If LP were taken prisoner, what would CGB do?

a) Rally around him and work ceaselessly to demand his release.
b) Make it an ongoing meme to mock him for being a dumb*ss.
c) Try to get in touch with Annie…Y’know, to comfort her in her time of grief.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Even Nate Longshore wants to free LeonPowe”

“Man, my boss is making me work till 11 today! Now I know what LeonPowe must feel like on a daily basis”

“Hey Annie… sup girl”

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t it be all of the above?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey Annie… Even Nate Longshore knows what LeonPowe must feel like on a daily basis”

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should not feel guilty about going. I went to East Berlin back in the 1970s and it was a fascinating experience. I expect this will be even more interesting. And it’s not like the amount of money you spend is going to make or break the regime.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for being a communist.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us more about that trip!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was only there for a day. Even though I was with a group, the crossing was a little scary because there were lots of guys with machine guns and zero sense of humor. I knew conditions were grim in East Germany, but I wasn’t really prepared for how utterly bleak the place was. There were still bombed out buildings and rubble from World War II, more than 30 years after the war ended. There was almost nothing to buy in the stores, and people were clearly afraid to be seen talking with us, except for our official minders. I had been told about much of this, but seeing it was something different. The contrast with the vibrant and prosperous West Berlin probably made it seem even worse.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

were lots of guys with machine guns and zero sense of humor

Sounds like our blog brethren to the South!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it with a tour group or for another reason?

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a school trip actually. From when I was going to high school in the Netherlands.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was after WWII.

My high school just went to Disneyland. Different experience.

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in 1976, which was indeed after World War II.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not know what you are responding to here.

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Communist Alert!!!!!

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I’ve read of other people visiting North Korea, the obligatory “tour guides” that will be “assisting” you throughout the trip require that all visitors to the nation drop flowers off and bow down to a statue of Kim Il Song. I’m not sure if this is true, but it’s certainly something to keep in mind.

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Jul 15, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. LeonPowe should definitely stretch out before hand, so he doesn’t throw his back out.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that’s what I was was doing wrong!

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by ch0ster on Jul 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is true.

Also have to wear slacks, a collared shirt on the tomb visiting day. But I’ll have completed my collection of Communist leaders lying in state – Lenin in 1992, Mao in 1997, Ho Chih Minh in 2000 and Kim Il Sung in 3 weeks.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Mao is a dummy. Literally. I read that they completely botched the embalming job, so his corpse was unusable, and they replaced it with a dummy of some sort.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks VERY waxy.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They actually have various Mao look alikes who just lay there in 8 hour shifts.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for them! It must be a bummer when your job is to be a look alike for a tyrant, and then the tyrant dies. At least these guys still have steady work. I wonder what all those Saddam look alikes are doing these days.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 16, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Selling cars at “Crazy Saddam’s Car Depot.”

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starring in the Arrested Development movie?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 16, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey is the Giants catcher and McCovey Chronicles likes it.

“Buster Posey: Not a first baseman”

My favorite excuse for why Posey couldn’t catch yet was the implication that he just couldn’t call a major league game yet. I pictured Bengie Molina in front of a 8’x10’ dry-erase board the night before a game, drinking coffee and writing an 80-page treatise on how Tim Lincecum should pitch to Corey Hart, while Posey stayed up all night drinking Hawaiian Punch and designing an awesome course for Excitebike. This world view turns every catcher — every single one of them — into a scholar and savant through experience alone. Experience in this world is like a goose who nibbles at the grass of your efforts and poops out aptitude, which then fertilizes the grass of your efforts. The cycle is then complete, but please note that you can’t start the cycle until you’re in it.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Athletics Nation plays the "If you’d have told me at the beginning of the season" game

What do you think, A’s fans?

1. The A’s would be 3 games under .500 and 7.5 games out of 1st place in the division…I would think “that’s exactly what I expected.”
 
2. Trevor Cahill AND Andrew Bailey would be All Stars…I would have thought, “who did Bob Geren bribe to convince that two people on this entire 40-man roster were worthy of All Star consideration?”
 
3. Cliff Pennington would put up a .726 OPS and play good defense…I would think, “Well, at least the shortstop position is starting to look plugged for a few years.”

4. Ryan Sweeney would have an isolated slugging percentage below .100…I would think, “Can we just start thinking of him as a 5’8 second baseman and not a 6’4 right fielder?”

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I like this game. Someone should play it with Cal football.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This, except I would have left out “what,” “the” and “happened.”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

You would have left in the question marks?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have a meeting to go to?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Columbus, meetings come to me.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it, I’m taking my talents to South Beach.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The South Beach of Columbus, Ohio?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to rain on your parade, but call girls do that outside of Ohio, too.

It’s sort of in the job description.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, as I read it again, that was harsh. Maybe too harsh.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought all the endorphins from running were supposed to make you all happy and mellow?

Why am I re-habbing my leg again? I can be cranky without getting up early to go run…

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

3 miles (actually, about 3.2) isn’t enough to give me that feeling. I need at least a 10K for that. And I don’t really run that distance anymore.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You really are some type of cyborg from the future…

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. I would’ve thought, “Oh no, who broke Jahvid!?”
2. I would’ve thought, "Oh no, we’re under. 500?!?! Who shot Jeff Tedford?!
3. I would’ve thought, “Oh no, Tom Holmoe is our coach again!?”
4. I would’ve thought… “Huh, after #’s 1-3, we made a bowl game?!?”

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Cohan holding up the sale of the Dubs?

Need moar money?

According to a source, Cohan has an offer on the table — one that exceeds $400 million — but he is holding up the deal in the hope of bumping up the sales price even further. Ellison, along with the current minority owners of the Warriors, remains the frontrunner to buy the franchise, but another candidate remains in the mix.
 
A Warriors source told CSNBayArea.com on Tuesday that Mandalay Entertainment Group chairman Peter Guber was the other finalist. Also involved in that group is Joe Lacob, currently a minority owner with the Boston Celtics.
 
Mark Mastrov, founder of 24-Hour Fitness, is no longer in the running, according to multiple sources.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 3:01 AM PDT reply actions  

It is not immediately clear how Ellison, if this goes through, will somehow be better than Cohan – especially if the mike dunleavy sr thing goes through

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, want nobody with the name Dunleavy associated with the Warriors in any capacity. Even as janitor.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

stfu hater.

yes we can! yes we can!

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could he be worse?

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a better leader and a proven winner. In fact, he’s apparently almost obsessively ruthless about doing/spending whatever it takes to win.

I have to think the Dunleavy thing is a joke.

Yes, it’s true there’s no guarantee that having tons of wealth and meddling will give you a championship (see Cuban, Mark). But, I think that the odds favor having a more competent management team which should lead to a more competitive product on the court.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

honestly…if Ellison can bring about a Cuban like change, even if he doesn’t win a title, I’m pretty sure we would be happy with strings of 50+ win seasons, consistent sellouts, and an owner who is committed to spending what it takes to win

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

This! WE RE-BELIEVE!!!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m putting my re-belief on probation for the moment.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers news from True Blue LA

George Sherrill placed on outright waivers

The Dodgers acquired Sherrill for third baseman Josh Bell and pitcher Steve Johnson last July 30. Bell was rated by Baseball America as Baltimore’s second-best prospect before this season.The Dodgers paid a hefty sum in both prospects and salary for Sherrill, and would be on the hook for the remainder of his $4.5 million salary if he is released. With just over five years of service time, Sherrill cannot be sent to the minors without his consent. If another team signs Sherrill, it will presumably be for a pro-rated share of the major league minimum salary of $400,000, so the most salary relief the Dodgers will see is somewhere in the $130,000 – $170,000 range.
The George Sherrill Era with the Dodgers is a perfect example of the volatility of middle relief.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 3:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Middle relief is fungible.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some respect for the 49ers

The Niners are ranked 5th in the Football Outsiders NFL Organizational Rankings, whatever those are

FO took a list of every player that will be 25 or younger as of September 1 and analyzed the group on issues like " upside versus established production, quantity versus quality, and current staff versus historical ability to develop rookies when it comes to evaluating the talent available to each NFL franchise."

The top of their list included the Texans, Panthers and Chiefs. What’s more intriguing is that they ranked the 49ers fifth. That ranking was obviously based quite a bit on having Patrick Willis lining up in the middle. In addition, Dashon Goldson’s big year last year certainly helped out, and they recognized Tarell Brown lurking behind Nate Clements on the depth chart. We’ve had plenty of discussion about Brown, so we’ll see how he develops in training camp.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 3:04 AM PDT reply actions  

The ESPYs were last night

People got awards, Seth Myers made jokes, yada yada yada

The Saints and quarterback Drew Brees were the big winners at the ESPY Awards.

Brees received four trophies, including male athlete of the year, on Wednesday night. He also won best championship performance, best NFL player and shared the team award with his Super Bowl-champion colleagues.

“It’s hard to beat the Lakers in L.A.,” Payton said, hoisting the silver team trophy.

Brees was chosen male athlete over Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Jimmie Johnson and Albert Pujols. All but James picked up trophies in other categories.

“I’d also like to thank the Who Dat nation,” Brees said. “We love you.”

Gold medal-winning skier Lindsey Vonn won female athlete of the year honors during the show hosted by “Saturday Night Live” comic Seth Meyers that aired live on ESPN from the Nokia Theatre. She beat out Serena Williams and basketball players Maya Moore of Connecticut and Diana Taurasi of the Phoenix Mercury.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 3:07 AM PDT reply actions  

All but James picked up trophies in other categories.

Coincidence? I. Think. Not!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

US Men’s National Team wins best moment! (Landon’s goal vs. Algeria)

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Politics. Ban.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Censorship. Ban.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anybody take these seriously? Its not like a kid growing up in sports dreams of winning an Espy.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do they still announce the winners prior to the show or did they finally realise that was a retarded idea?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

"The Big House" is even bigger

2,000 more people to boo Rich Rod?

The University of Michigan made a lot of changes to the Big House, erecting luxury boxes and club seats in towering structures that loom along both sidelines as part of a $226 million renovation.

It also increased the seating capacity to 109,901 for this season — up about 2,000 — to reclaim the distinction from Penn State of having the largest football stadium in the country.

Athletic director Dave Brandon is already envisioning the iconic venue getting even bigger.

“We’re already looking at future expansion,” he said Wednesday after the media and public got a chance to tour the new-look stadium.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 3:09 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn’t say it’s an improvement if you like your stadia quasi-original an iconic, but it’s better than the bizarre cladding they put on the thing a few years ago.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

turn it green!

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too late! I rec’d this post and I can’t rec any other posts you demand of me now.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist = one shot specialist?

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m spent.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wedding reception flashback?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me, or does their stadium name make it sound like a prison?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Is it just me, or does isn’t their stadium name make it sound like the same as a prison?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

turn it green!

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kristina attended UC Berkeley where she received her Bachelors Degree in Business Entertainment.

We offer a degree in Business Entertainment?

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably an ISF major?

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a member of the dance team is serious business. And it is entertainment.

Voila—
Business Entertainment.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

UC Regents like the idea of an online undergraduate degree program

Not sure how I feel about this

Despite earlier warnings from professors and instructors that taking UC online would destroy the university’s good name and quality, several regents said they were convinced of just the opposite: that UC has the brainpower – and the motives – to develop the nation’s first highly selective, Web-based degree program for undergraduates.

They largely agreed with the plan’s leader, UC Berkeley Law School Dean Christopher Edley, that an online degree program could save UC money while expanding access to far-flung, tuition-paying students “from Kentucky to Kuala Lumpur.”

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 5:50 AM PDT reply actions  

No! I immediately want them to make Cal even more selective tha never before. Increase the value of a degree from Cal!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really dislike this idea.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t drink and run! Did your RAs teach you nothing?!?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo! Avi wins the DBD. Turnit greeeeeen!!!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big believer in the 4 year undergraduate residential degree but it’s going to be either or both an anachronism or the province of the well-to-do eventually. The delivery costs for online are so much cheaper that there will be a market, plus there’s the convenience factor.

Put it this way, if there’s already an active market for online MBAs from reputable schools and an active market for associate’s and iffy BAs online at the other end of the market, how long can the middle hold?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’d be a good idea to have a trial run where the degrees are separated, i.e., there’d be an ‘online degree’ and the regular.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s along the lines of what I was thinking. If there was no intermingling, then it wouldn’t devalue the degrees from the actual physical campuses.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you meant you hate my idea of making Cal more selective.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Reply phail, I guess.

I’m totes in agreement with you.

/waits for lightning

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if they had a specific “UC Online”, where the degree was not from Berkeley, or UCLA, or Davis, or any other physical campus specifically? It’s not like the existence of say, UC Riverside makes my UC Berkeley degree worth less, right?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is there worst idea since furloughsUC Merced.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is UC Merced going poorly?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Great Recession hasn’t helped them hire faculty, but I think it was a flawed concept from the start. I should say, I believe it was the first university built in the 21st century, and UC deserves kudos for that. However, Merced is a sub-optimal location and it will limit UCM from reaching the upper-echelon or even, really, the middle-echelon. If I were on such committee, I think I would have looked very carefully at Fort Bragg, Redding, Truckee, or S. Lake Tahoe as potential sites.

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The difference between Trucke and S. Lake Tahoe seems minimal.

My understanding was that UC Merced was supposed to be a school for the Central Valley and an opportunity for people who live in the eastern part of the state to go to a UC without having to travel so far. Is it successful on that front at the very least?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think making conclusions about a university ~5 years after it began accepting students is jumping the gun a little.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m well known for jumping the gun.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like your wedding night!

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made conclusions before they even put a shovel in the ground.

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-mie.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

UC Merced as a commuter UC was my understanding as well. The Merced location was chosen to serve the exploding Central Valley population. Specifically, the 99 corridor from Freson to Stockton. Now the only area of the state not serviced by a UC is extreme Northern California which doesn’t have much of a population base.

I also agree with Carp, in that if UC wanted another University and needs to attract faculty, the Lake Tahoe Basin would have been much better. Fort Bragg is nice, but it is so isolated from the greater population of California that it fails logistically. Problem is, UC wanted a commuter school, which what I thought the Cal State system is for.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

UC Fresno probably would’ve been a better choice. It’s way bigger, and it still is centrally located enough to serve the area from Bakersfield to Stockton.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a natural rivalry with Fresno State!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect! Who’s Fresno State’s rival right now anyway?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

SJSU and SDSU

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever BCS program schedules them.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Merced location was chosen to serve the exploding Central Valley population. Specifically, the 99 corridor from Fresno to Stockton

Then why the hell is is so far off the 99? :)

Seriously though, it’s like a good 10 miles off the highway. And there’s nothing between it and the highway, just empty land! Why couldn’t they build it closer?

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In looking at the google map aerial photo, I speculate that the land between the site and the freeway is owned privately, farmer or otherwise. I further speculate the site is either county land (judging from the reservoir in its proximity) or former state land. Also, it is much easier to build things in unincorporated areas, with the campus located outside of the actual city limits of Merced city. Cal Poly SLO is the same way.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was some issue, though, with an endangered frog or something along those lines, wasn’t there?

/too lazy to google

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, but SLO isn’t as far :)

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to Willie Brown he’s the reason why UC Merced is in Merced.

http://articles.sfgate.com/2009-04-12/bay-area/17191441_1_uc-merced-lady-s-staff-first-lady

When the University of California started making noises about adding a campus, I quickly figured out that it would be a real political plus to put it somewhere in the Central Valley.

I knew that if I ever pulled it off, it would make me bigger than the head of the National Rifle Association with the people down there.

The question was where. Bakersfield? Fresno? Modesto? I never saw any of the sites, but I studied all the proposals meticulously and we settled on Merced. I finally visited the campus for the first time Monday, having been invited down there to speak.

If I had any clue of the location, I probably would never have supported it. It’s almost three hours from anywhere.

Wille Brown does though have a habit of claiming credit for a lot of things he had no part in.

by BornOnThePlay on Jul 15, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never saw any of the sites, but I studied all the proposals meticulously and we settled on Merced.

Decisions made without any first-hand experience! It’s the Willie Brown way!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Declaring Shenanigans

How can you study a proposal meticulously and not know where it is? That shit is on the cover page of any building documents in map form, not to mention the word Merced should tip him off to its location.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Willie Brown.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think applications had dropped after their initial class as well (right before the Great Recession).

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where are they ranked on US News?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, if I recall correctly, the last two standing were Redding and Merced. I was all excited — a UC in my backyard. Then Merced won.

I guess it worked out in my favor; I ended up at Cal, and Merced didn’t even open until after I graduated.

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by katster on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Redding, with Shasta/Lassen nearby, ~70k population would have been a good idea. Plus, it really serves a need between I-80 and Oregon.

I think one of the best ideas, if possible, would have been to buy/lease-to-own Cal Poly SLO from CSU.

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, there’s two universities in the north part of the state — Chico and Humboldt. Growing up in Redding, I always thought of Eureka and the coast as a whole different world because getting there was a three and a half hour journey over a winding narrow mountain highway (299, for those familiar with the area). So the closest state university is Chico, which is an hour and a half away and a long commute from Redding. (I watched Mom do it to get her bachelor’s degree. It was heck on her and the family.)

The closest UC is, of course, UC Davis. And Redding’s approximately 100,000 people now. We could have been well served by a UC up there, but Merced got it and then the state’s just completely run out of money, so I don’t think we’ll ever see one. Too bad.

[ob politics: thanks, prop 13!]

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by katster on Jul 15, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give it time, give it time.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone please let Governor Schwarzenegger know that I am interested in this job?

Fortuitous news on this day of the politics ban being lifted from CGB.

Chief Justice Ronald George to retire from California Supreme Court

Ronald George, California’s chief justice since 1996 and author of the ruling that briefly legalized same-sex marriage in the state, said Wednesday he will retire in January – a surprise announcement that allows Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to choose his successor.

George, 70, has been a judge for 38 years and a member of the state Supreme Court since Gov. Pete Wilson appointed him in 1991.

In interviews since the May 2008 same-sex marriage ruling, George had indicated he planned to seek another 12-year term in November. But he said Wednesday he’s decided to step down – not because of sporadic threats of an opposition campaign, or more lucrative work in the private sector, but to have time for himself and his family after years of seven-day workweeks.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 5:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll call my friend who works across teh street from his office....

and have her run a note over….“my creepy online friend’s, friend in Ohio wants George’s job”

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by Rocksanddirt on Jul 15, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. If that won’t get me on the short list of potential nominees, I don’t know what will.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

We could have CalBear81 serenade the governator while holding a big “Ohio Bear for Chief Justice” sign.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you meant: “CalBear81 for Chief Justice.”

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. This is like Cyrano de Bergerac but with old lawyers.

I wonder what the Tomato-meter on this one would be.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would that impact your important work as a CGBSCJ?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The CGB Supreme Court would not miss a beat. With the assistance of carp’s eye for talent, I plan to surround myself with many talented law clerks to help me with all of my needs.

Wait, not needs. I mean work. Yeah, help we with all my work.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you be bringing CALumbus Bear’s secretary along for the ride?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. She would keep her talents in Cleveland with CALumbus Bear.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t bring CALumbus Bear along was your stooge assistant?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’d never leave Ohio. He is weird likes it here.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Republicans are stupid….

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

And....

Politics, REBANNED!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Official: Chicken Came Before the Egg

Whaaaa?

Researchers at Sheffield and Warwick Universities, worked years on the project and now claim to have the proof the need to say the chicken came first. The scientists found that a protein found only in a chicken’s ovaries is necessary for the formation of the egg.The egg can therefore only exist if it has been created inside a chicken.
The protein speeds up the development of the hard shell, which is essential in protecting the delicate yolk and fluids while the chick grows inside the egg, the report said.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 6:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Ha! I had a chicken drumstick + hardboiled egg for breakfast. Problem solved.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHERE DID THE CHICKEN COME FROM!!!!!!!!1?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

soft shelled embryonic sac?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I THOUGHT SO

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Much better choice than a Gore-Tex embryonic sac, for sure.

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to lqtm here.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intelligent design?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Yes, I did plan ahead earlier in the week that I would be hungry. So, I bought the chicken, marinated it a couple of days, and cooked it last night.

In retrospect, it was a simple plan, but I was happy with my execution.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

last night was poulet rotisserie and soup a l’oignon gratinee in honor of french people. tonight is banana-nutella crepes for dessert

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday: Grilled cedar plank salmon, mushroom risotto, tuscan beans, and stir-fried brocolini for my mom’s bday. Chocolate mousse mini-pies with gelato for dessert.

Tonight: Leftovers + whatever craziness the in-laws bring over.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

is your mom a bastille?!

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha rec’d

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best/Worst Case Scenario for Cal

Ted Miller posted his best worst case scenario for Cal.

Link

And is this a shout out to CGB???

A Cal fan writes a 58,345-word essay on TCGB about how the Bears got screwed out of the Rose Bowl in 2004 because of old-school Texas politicking.

by MN Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:09 AM PDT reply actions  

He actually mention CGB twice. Feel the love everyone.

A Cal fan then writes a 11,000-word essay on The California Golden Blogs, the gist of which is Riley only needs to beat UCLA for the Bear nation to finally believe in him.

by MN Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 99% sure I still wouldn’t believe in him.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he already did beat UCLA and you don’t believe in him, so…

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was close to believing in him early last year, and then the back-to-back debacling against Oregon and USC happened, so…

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Longshore is undefeated against Oregon and Oregon State. We should get him back for those games!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, then you missed his best games

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still watched every game…though I didn’t believe in him.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need a hero.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whither HolmoePhobe!?!!!

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is an hero.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not the hero we need.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you saying, yellow fever? That Kevin Riley is just your fantasy?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just superstition.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you listen really hard to the wind at night, you can hear it say “Kevin Riley”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

debacling

i wanna rec you just for that

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

LeBacling

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

deBarkleying?

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by katster on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here, then the UCLA, Arizona State, and Furd games happened, and I rebelieved in him. Only to have my hope dashed once more with Utah.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I rebelieved! I REBELIEVED!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

How were those debacles all on him?

76 points or whatever we gave up in those two games indicate, to me, that the defense had a thing or two with that flame out.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jul 15, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the combined six points that we did score were kinda slightly maybe his fault. Maybe.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, our O-line was beaten like a rented mule, at least in that Oregon game. Riley had no chance vs. Oregon. None.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, the entire team was debacled, but it wasn’t like Riley himself inspired a whole lot of confidence either.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Oregon game was a total team phail.

The ’sc game you can at least partially put on him for some bad unforced errors – like missing a wide-open Vereen on the sidelines with no pressure around him.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame myself for that loss. After Cal forced a fumble on the kickoff and knocking Thurmond out of the game (which ended up being the season) I thought to myself, dang we have this on in the bag. My brief moment of optimism doomed us. I’m ashamed of myself.

by MN Bear on Jul 15, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame myself for that game because I drove all the way up to Eugene to watch it in person. My fault.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Yes. This is a clear case of jinx blam.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that it wasn’t exactly the first time he failed to have a decent game. And I don’t remember this argument working for Nate Longshore when you were on the other side.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll agree to that logic!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit. Stop blaming Nate for everything. Why not blame Tedford for playing him even when Longshore didn’t think it was a good idea?

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Longshore also caused the collapse of Lehman Brothers.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, YES, but what does that has to do with football?

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why must it always be about football?

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by Rishi on Jul 16, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because only seventeen things actually matter in this world:

1) Me.

2) Me.

3) Me.


15) Me.

16) Me.

17) Football.

So if it’s not about me or football, it’s not worth talking about. I am not Nate Longshore, therefore it must be about football.

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Longshore had better protection and a cast of all star receivers.

His problem, if you recall, was he never looked off his first receiver. Riley didn’t have the supporting cast that Longshore did. When they split the season Riley outperformed the big Nasty.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jul 15, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALITICS! BANNED!!!!!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha I like this phrase

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MINUS ANA

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to argue with YF on this one.....

I understand him and Hydro are correct 99% of the time. Not worth any of our time.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jul 15, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that YF and Hydro are correct 99% of the time. Its actually more than you are wrong 99% of the time.

Also, YF didnt respond in that subthread, how did he get involved here?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

1972 bitch sagteats

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to get into this again, but if you’re always going to ignore anyone when they point out that you’re wrong (like Hydro’s done when he did show that Longshore DOES go to his second read!)…then it’s really a waste of everyone’s time to argue with you.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side his electrolyte level is very healthy.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

pot, meet the kettle........

you f’n hypocrite. Ban me wuss bag.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jul 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACE ME OR BAN ME

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You f’n hypocrite” is a very lazy argument without any substantiation. If you’re gonna make a charge like that, provide some examples and be a little more f’n polite about it. This isn’t a group of dock workers getting together at the bar after work.

You’re asking to be banned? If you want to be banned, we can make it happen.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing against longshoremen, mind you, but I was trying to think of manly labor + maritime profanity and that was what popped into mind.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LONGSHOREIST!!!!!

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s dangerous work, but those guys are at least well-compensated for it thanks to the ILWU.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yes, I’m resisting the obvious Nate joke.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on..

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You f’n hypocrite

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fuck in hell does this have to do with plantains?

THE FUCK IN HELL.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Longshore did go to his second read. And his third read.

Riley is still behind in his progressions at this point compared to Longshore at similar points in their career.

And it’s VERY debatable as to whether Riley outperformed Nate in 2009. Both of them struggled mightily.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Although Nate was able to contract many private flights and land a HS coaching in 2009, Riley excelled at answering inconsistency questions from the media.. plus he won 8 more games in 2009 than Nate did…

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what you said.

And wins in football for quarterbacks don’t really tell you anything. Riley completed barely half his passes on the season. He wasn’t clearly ahead of Longshore in terms of individual performance.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he was just like a kid out there!

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Nate worked for a private airline company in 2009)

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for clarifying while I was trying to come up a clever retort…much easiert his way

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its OK, he used paranthesis, Avi cant read that!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Hahaha now I can beat CGB from the inside!)

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I failed to understand what that had to do with anything.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

From your post:

And it’s VERY debatable as to whether Riley outperformed Nate in 2009.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The post, in my opinion, rather cleverly juxtaposed what we deem as “performance” between that which Kevin Riley displayed on the football field versus that which Nathan Longshore displayed at his place of non-athletic employment, post graduation. The “humor” (as it is called) factors in when one considers that one usually compares apples to apples, ie, the American football playing careers at the University of California, Berkeley, between the aforementioned players, and not say, accomplishments on the football field versus accomplishments as a father, accomplishments as an employee, accomplishments as a citizen, etc.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I prefer “Nathaniel Longshore” personally.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nathaniel Lamar Longshore Esq. Jr. III

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what you said.

Man, if I had a nickel every time somebody told me that!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will only add that Riley played behind the worst OL of the Tedford era last year. Anyone want to disagree?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does not compute.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivory coast did not advance to the elimination round.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS!!

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Oregon game was an atrocious O-line performance. I don’t think it had anything to do with Riley.

The USC game was bad, but he hasn’t played that badly since.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

My take was the he played 10x more horribly against USC than he did against Oregon. I thought USC was the only real inexcusable game of last season. But he needs to turn his mediocre performances into more games like ASU and Furd for us to have a title shot.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m basking in the warm glow of Ted Miller’s shoutouts.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see sec119 in there anywhere? Or even Tsec119????

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. Don’t be a bask-kill.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s too late. Now my bask has withdrawn, like a frightened turtle.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like turtles.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about a Basque Kill?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too late. Bastille Day already passed.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

ETA thinks you should reconsider. And evacuate the street around your office, you know, just in case.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

A friend fo mine just did a year abroad at Grenada. Said he loved Basque/Cataleunia much more than the South.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I tend towards the view that the grumpy oppressed minority in the northern part of a country tend to be more charming towards outsiders than the exploiters to the south… but I might be biased.

/SNP

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty terrorist scum! LEAVE ENGLAND ALONE!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who would run their country for them then?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I should note he said the Spaniards are really racist.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been remarked upon.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teddy's conclusion to the "best case"
The Alamo Bowl picks Cal over Stanford. The opponent? Texas. A Cal fan writes a 58,345-word essay on TCGB about how the Bears got screwed out of the Rose Bowl in 2004 because of old-school Texas politicking. A Texas fan shows up and demonstrates that, mathematically, the changes in the poll votes had little to no affect. Bears fans are irritated but respect the math skills and everyone becomes great friends.

“Who cares?” Riley says about the 2004 controversy. He then throws three TD passes in a 28-20 win. Cal finished 10-3 and ranked 10th.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My bad. That first sentence should read:

The Alamo Bowl picks Cal over Stanford [sic].

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, not a big deal.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like your wedding night?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

And in Teddy's "worst case"

Take a deep breath before you read this.

We lose our final 3 regular season games, finish 5-7, and…

Stanford [sic] beats Iowa in the Rose Bowl and finishes ranked fifth in the country. Coach Jim Harbaugh wins National Coach of the Year and signs a long-term contract extension.

“We’ve only just begun,” Harbaugh says. “Prometheus has brought fire down the mountain and we have become mighty men. But we only will be happy when we live among the Olympians.”

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

“We’ve only just begun,” Harbaugh says tweets. “Prometheus has brought fire down the mountain and we have become mighty men. But we only will be happy when we live among the Olympians.”

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

With an enthusiasm unknown to mankind!

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

DId he link to us? Or is it just text?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He links to CGB the first time he mentions the site.

by MN Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a pretty cool shout-out. Thanks, Uncle Ted!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

What you really want to know is, “Did he mention me by name? Did he? Does he like me? What should I wear the next time I blog?”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that I wrote TwistNMiller on my Trapper Keeper 400 times reveals a little too much about my mindset today.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t you write MillerNHook?

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did your wife take your first name?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

She wasn’t supposed to?

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And in that case, why isn’t it TedNHook?

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T COME IN HERE WITH YOUR LAWYER LOGIC AND TRY TO TIE ME ALL UP!???

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. This sounds more like the infamous wedding night.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does his wife have lawyer logic?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

If married partners = soulmates.
And soulmates = the perfect balance that complements you.

Then Twist = lawyer illogic, so Twist’s wife = lawyer logic?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You seem like the hyphenating type to me. Twist N Miller-Hook

by MN Bear on Jul 15, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come he doesn’t take my name? Ted Hook!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pajamas are de rigeur for bloggers.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He knows us all too well. His best case still has us losing to the fucking Beavers.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we really can’t say anything about it.

Damn.

Normally, I’d like our chances with a senior returning starter vs. their new starting QB. But, still…

Damn.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a politcal view, it's a way of life!

Samuels said. "That last-minute shot at halftime sums it up. Shooting off one leg? C'mon, man."

by ikoolykedat on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

So, you think we should get rid of all states save for the original 13. Republic of California, here we come. President Schwartzenegger, here we come! Nor-Cal So Cal Civil War, here we come! Brutal subjugation of Jefferson State, here we come!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Republic of California

It’s actually “California Republic.”

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not in ikoolykedat’s world!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BLEW IT

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BLUE IT

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just blue myself.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now that’s a talent worth having.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re much more flexible than any of us would have suspected.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say _I_had it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me more about this upside down T…

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Formatting phail.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

greened for blueing yourself.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turn it green!

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE OFF THAT RED TONGUE! TAKE OFF THAT RED TONGUE!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That bear has either been eating rather well and leaving…um…little landmarks everywhere.

Or it’s riding a giant cookie.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its the same grass but in the summertime…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm giant cookie.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, i wouldve used a different teabag picture…but that’s carp’s territory

Samuels said. "That last-minute shot at halftime sums it up. Shooting off one leg? C'mon, man."

by ikoolykedat on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

tea-baggin

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dubai future skyline:

Pretty cool stuff, as long as you’re into an unsustainable economy (as in, they’re in huge amounts of debt) wasting vast amounts of resources because they’re in the middle of the fucking desert

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

but their manmade islands are pretty fucking cool

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why did you have to ruin the picture?!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s early and I’m cranky.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 8 am! I’ve been awake for four hours already, son!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

’tis why you get paid the big bucks

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only. Then I could actually go to Dubai, instead of dreaming about it.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw, I can’t believe you guys don’t pay your interns. i have a few friends doing banking this summer and they are making filthy amounts of money

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay, our intern gets to be molded in my image.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry Rishi, but I’d rather make 30k plus (as are at least two of my friends) rather than be molded in your image.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I know people who worked those kinds of internships. They’re glorified advertisements to get people suckered into a banking life.

Ours gives interns real experience and knowledge. I’d have no problem with them getting paid and, hell, for all I know, they do.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t speak to all internships, but the two people I know are really enjoying theirs. Yeah, they have the normal complaints: ridiculous hours, sometimes the work is a little repetitive — but they legitimately want to be i-bankers, are interested in the areas they’re in (both are in tech IIRC) and overall are enjoying themselves. They are also getting compensated handsomely.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, if I got to create my own internship programs, things would be run very differently.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

sign me up

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

WEEK 1: VEGAS
WEEK 2: STORIES ABOUT VEGAS

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just one week for stories?!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, you gotta leave time in the internship for the creation of more stories

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me!

Now if only I could find an insurance company to underwrite all this.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry Rishi, but I’d rather make 30k plus (as are at least two of my friends) saw my own arm off with a dull pocketknife rather than be molded in your image.

Well, OK, not really.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already taught the intern not to get a girlfriend during college.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be teaching them to have multiple girlfriends? I mean, hookups are nice and all but it’s not exactly dependable.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean FWB?

Multiple girlfriends wouldn’t be right; cheating is wrong.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

cheating is wrong

Do you need to start hiding? Y’know, before the banker goons come and drag you away for re-education?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah woah, I’m solely referring to cheating in relationships.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good. Make sure you tell the goons. And go limp if they start beating you.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

We actually had to cut the goon program in 2007. Now they just leave angry voicemails.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s next? Indignant texts?

“No u!”

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

FWB, sure, plus a lot of short and not-very-meaningful relationships. You don’t need to cheat necessarily, just maintain a high turnover. Like tellers at a bank.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s completely fine. The beginning phase of dating is when output is at its greatest anyway.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

which bank do you work at?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron James & Co

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit, they just announced that our offices are moving.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why you just can’t give a straight answer since everyone on here has you as a facebook friend.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not on my facebook account.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s not hard to figure out, if one were so inclined.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure, but I’d rather not post it on a public forum.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

give me a hint that only i could figure out

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

what is 3 + 7?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

City National Bank

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

false, city wok

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not clear on why you couldn’t tell me in person either, and I don’t even have you ask a Facebook friend.

So on second thought, no, you can’t stay on my couch.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

can i?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go download the new version of Super Mario Brothers X. It lets you play as Toad, Princess, and, get this, Link.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

did it…looking for moar level packs :’(

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You played through all of them?!

The dungeon one is awesome. Just started it yesterday.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

im doing the 3 that were on the website, beat the princess cliche one, working on the castle one now

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Invasion 1 was kinda a waste of time; it was Invasion 2 with weaker levels and no hammer suit.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

the hammer suit is so baller

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hammer Suit + Flying Boot = Indestructible.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said us being friends was not a precondition to sleeping on your couch?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he doesn’t think that there’s going to be any sleeping on said couch.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to London later this summer, I had a choice between Emerites (and stopping over in Dubai) and Cathay Pacific (and stopping through Hong Kong).

Also, I boringly chose Hong Kong. It was $50 cheaper – plus the Dubai stopover was 9 hours.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s plenty of time to drive to the city, check it out, and make your connection. I bet you wouldn’t really need much more time in Dubai than that.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you’re a fun person. Then you will.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard from many people that Dubai really sucks.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard from many people that Dubai really rocks.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard from a few people that Dubai was okay.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard from one person that Dubai really sucks. I’ve heard from one more person that Dubai raelly rocks. And I’ve heard from one person that Dubai was OK.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those three people LeonePowe, Rishi, and Spazzy Mcgee?

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by Rishi on Jul 16, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but not in that order.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 16, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard the word Dubai from many people.

by yorzepol on Jul 18, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, CX likely has wider seats and better legroom and pitch than EK.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re flying economy, anyway.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t fly business on my own dime.

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dubai is a total Rishi city.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Vegas… but real!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we stepped into the middle of Mayan civilisation!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WE HAVE A SUMMER VALUE DEAL: KIDS STAY FREE!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is almost inviting the Dubai Theme Park jokes again.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPECIAL DUBAI HOTEL DEAL: Women Allowed Outside! (Please note: only with express written consent of male guardian above the age of 21 for the hours between 2-3 am.)

Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

NEW MANAGEMENT POLICY! Non-Muslims are now allowed to eat at our on-site dining facilities! (Must pay extra Jizya Tax of 850%)

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

carp wants to know more about this Jizya Tax.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think he does.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s afraid he might owe a lot of money.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it must have been our

*looks up

hot tub time machine

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I should have kept my shirt on!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not real.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

What, you mean real life doesn’t look like a Disney movie?!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I think that irresponsible Middle Eastern country needs more hanging gardens. Hanging gardens are great! And I think they should build a really big tower, the top of which would reach into heaven, and it would make Dubai famous, into a country known around the world for its staggering wealth debt.

by paleodan on Jul 16, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanking it to a picture of jamie dimon?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, a conference call.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wanking it to a conference call?!?!?!?

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wanking with Jamie Dimon on a conference call?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking with Jamie Dimon on a conference call about wanking?!??/

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie Dimon? I’d pick Blankfein.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

JPM reported its quarter today

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And impressive they were!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

JP Morgan (JPM) reported earnings this morning and the headline was certainly impressive; $1.09 EPS vs. analyst estimates of $0.39. Net revenues, for their part, arrived pretty much in line at $25.6 billion vs. estimates of $25.58 billion.
Wall Street Expectations: Analysts polled by Thomson Reuters estimate Goldman Sachs will report a profit of $2.14 a share on revenue of $9.46 billion

And that’s considered “sluggish” for GS.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

How were the EPS estimates so off but the net revenue estimates were pretty accurate?

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that first blurb has a typo

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off-balance sheet liabilities, apparently?

From the same article:

Why the disparity between the top and bottom line? There was a $2 billion reduction in provisions for toxic mortgages and credit card loans which “offset” a 44% quarter-over-quarter drop in investment banking profit.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, comparing EPS between companies isn’t exactly fair here.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that because JPM has about twice the market cap and more shares outstanding?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m always surprised when I realise that Dubai looks like this from the ground

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be interesting to see SF side by side at the same scale.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they have a gigantic ladder erected in the middle of the city?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

to get to the Kingdom of Heaven to bomb Sadam Hussein’s chocolate chip factory

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is the hero CGB needs.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry guys, you’re still stuck with me.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re our silver medal

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not the best, but I’m in the top 2.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like you’re a street-wise Hercules…or a white knight on a fiery steed!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

These are the best compliments I’ve ever gotten at CGB. You don’t know me at all.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m using a really sparkly crystal ball today. Must be the new glass cleaner. What will those zany chemists think of next?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re huffing glass cleaner?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s helping me avoid withdrawal from going cold turkey on glue.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 12:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

so our special hot glue night means nothing to you?!?!?!!?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t understand…It meant EVERYthing to me.

Why do you think I’m huffing glass cleaner?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice atmosphere ref…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite quotes, and with that setup, how could I not?

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like you never left.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

O

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

WEEEEEE had a little party down in newport

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was Harry, there was Mary?, there was definitely Grace

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Harry was there. They had to carry Harry from the place.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

There she stood in the street, smiling from her head to her feet I said,

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE IT UP YOU S.O.B., THE GOLDEN GATE IS PASSED!

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by katster on Jul 15, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

She said, “Love, lord above, now you’re gonna trick me in love”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, baby don’t hurt me no more.

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by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always felt like following up an open question with an unrelated statement that makes no attempt to answer that question kinda lame.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you goooo? My lovely. Where do you goooo?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, if you aren’t going to quote rock anthem “All Right Now” in this subthread, why are you even here??

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, what’s your game, baby? Are you tryin’ to put me in shame?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My plan. Comes to fruition!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you say that? Risotto is tasty and effective.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve honestly never heard risotto described as “effective” before.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Effective at what?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! It used to be the province of middle aged men with beards but I understand the appeal is a lot broader now. That should be a good time.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

People in England have beards? Hmm, I’ll have to rethink my stereotypes.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Elton John!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Henry VIII.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had 6 beards.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he was gay?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t know, but I just wanted to keep the beard jokes going.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Henry VIII was most definitely not gay. But if he had been, six wives would have made for excellent beards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_%28companion%29

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you can get your own specific woman’s guide, and they also have a family zone with face painting and clowns. I don’t know about you, but I will forever associate beer and family. They also have hat day.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think they’ll have Milwaukee’s Best there?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Ok, now do you impersonation of Knicks fans!”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. “Hey ref — this is what you did to us on that call!”

2. “THIS is what I mean by the pick and roll.”

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

“yes Kirk, Jordan did this before every last minute come back, now just relax…”

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

“No, that’s just the edge of my clipboard…”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha rec’d for TV version of Big Lebowski shout out

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

“yippie-kay-yay MY FRIEND

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yippie-Kay-Yay MR FALCON

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You racist melon farmer.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Deep breaths, Kirk. I’m just happy to see you.”

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Not fair, I had to play Cleveland last time too!”

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I lol’d and rec’d.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I mean, “No.”

…I meant, “Yes, this is a great reference.”

by paleodan on Jul 16, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“not now coach, people are staring”

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF...

I made the same joke already

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

His was phrased better.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

His was phrased better not typed by Rishi.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mine was typed by my unpaid intern.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plainly you get what you pay for.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if you like your jokes to be stated and obvious, sure.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAN PLAGIARISM

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by Rishi on Jul 16, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should ban your jokewriter and hire a new one!

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

(Rishi, I’m available for joke writing M-Th outside the hours of 8-5.)

by paleodan on Jul 16, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY POLITICS

I’m ready to go.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

AVINASH IS A SOCIALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AVINASH IS A MARXIST SOCIALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S RUINING THE CGB I GREW UP IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always considered Avi a Friedrich Engels man. Huh.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You grew up?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The phrase “low ceiling” comes to mind for some reason…

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You think I was born with all this chest hair?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You weren’t?

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by katster on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

My secret shame. REVEALED?!??!/

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican wolf-boy? Is that you?

by paleodan on Jul 16, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crumpet Party?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are those kiwis? Is Sean Marks at this party?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

they’re delightfully tart

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Lord Of The Rings deleted scene???

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was the 15th goodbye scene

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

NEED MOAR GOODBYE SCENES!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. This is the one where the hobbits just throw away all pretense and start giving each other full-on French kisses.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to see Inception tonight. Looks pretty cool, 87% on rotten tomatoes as of now. Anyone else?

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Not tonight, but yes, I plan to see it sooner than later.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

When it’s on video, sure.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

betamax, for the win.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now. I’m not that out of date. VHS, bay-bee.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this weekend for us.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

(waits for Rishi to flag)

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Define “us”

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m gonna have to flag you.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for honesty, though. It takes a brave man to stand firm in the face of impending flaggage.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look at you, Kodiak, and I swear it’s like a crystal ball.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s one of those sparkly ones.

Then we can use it for “Disco Inferno” night, too!

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t that be “My wife and me”? It’s hard to say for sure though, because it’s not technically a complete sentence.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAE IS CORRECT

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I think its my wife and I.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

rong.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Say that to me when I’m Chief Justice Of California!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that wouldn’t be possible. I would be too busy asking for asylum in Ohio.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need to think of better places for asylum.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somalia?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Columbus > Somallia > Cleveland

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB Insta-poll:

Atoms is apparently correct with regards to “My wife and me.” In response to this latest outbreak of grammar nazi-ism, you most feel like:

1) Educated. Thank you, atoms, for being a guiding beacon of hope to us all.
2) Indifferent. Who said what now? Gawd I love the ‘z’ key.
3) Outraged. Ban! Ban! Ban!
4) Confused. Is today the day I wuz supposed to wear pants?
5) Mildly put-out. Let’s put together a collection and send him back on vacation already.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

6

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

6. we are in the blogosphere AAE, just let it go sometimes

Fixed.

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I wasn’t like, “OMG YOU MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE DIE DIE DIE”… I was just trying to clarify, mostly for my own edification, because I find these questions interesting for some strange reason.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude, I wasn’t like “AAE YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE FOR CALLING HIM OUT ON GRAMMAR, GAAAAWWWWWW I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE”… I was just trying to make a joke for my own satisfaction, because I find your grammar nazi-ism humorous for some strange reason

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

you didn;t end your post with a period, and you spelled ‘GAAAWWWWWW’ incorrectly.

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps GAAAWWWWWW is the British spelling.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

GAAAUWWWWWW

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs more s’s instead of z’s!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

excuse me zed’s!!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you! I shall continue, then. Heil Strunk & White!

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I me wasn’t like, "OMG YOU MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE DIE DIE DIE"… I Me was just trying to clarify, mostly for my I own edification, because me I find these questions interesting for some strange reason.

Broken.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me find that humorous for some strange reason.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your Coke

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s over the line, man. I simply cannot abide you spreading such ugly lies.

Everyone knows we only urinate in root beer or on upscale golf courses.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

5, but mostly I enjoyed the sentence fragment BURN.

by paleodan on Jul 16, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

One could add ‘may see it sometime soon’ to the fragment to complete the sentence.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

In which case, “my wife and I” would be correct.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, I’m wright!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

rong

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Orville or Wilbur?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steven!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

George W. Bush:

Great president, or the greatest president?

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

GoldBlooded: Great Cal historian or the greatest Cal historian!??!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

GREATEST

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of history’s greatest mysteries: SOLVED!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGET WILLIAM HENRY FUCKING HARRISON?!?!?!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he die in 30 days?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything I know about politics I learned from The Simpsons.

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for everyone else!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

we are the adequate, foregettable, occasionally regrettable

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. This makes him a better president than George W. Bush.

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greatest for sure. At what, I’m not saying.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ancient sea life discovered off of Oz:



SYDNEY (AFP) – Australian scientists have discovered bizarre prehistoric sea life hundreds of kilometres below the Great Barrier Reef, in an unprecedented mission to document species under threat from ocean warming.

Ancient sharks, giant oil fish, swarms of crustaceans and a primitive shell-dwelling squid species called the Nautilus were among the astonishing life captured by remote controlled cameras at Osprey Reef.

Lead researcher Justin Marshall Thursday said his team had also found several unidentified fish species, including “prehistoric six-gilled sharks” using special low-light sensitive cameras which were custom designed to trawl the ocean floor, 1,400 metres (4,593 feet) below sea level.

“Some of the creatures that we’ve seen we were sort of expecting, some of them we weren’t expecting, and some of them we haven’t identified yet,” said Marshall, from the University of Queensland.

“There was a shark that I really wasn’t expecting, which was a false cat shark, which has a really odd dorsal fin.”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

hundreds of kilometres below the Great Barrier Reef

But when you dig that deep, you run into the Earth’s molten core …

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then the dinosaurs and lizard-people get really, really pissed. Especially when you seduce their hawt warrior-queen and bring her back to the surface.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

HolmoePhobe

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was replying to Twist’s catshark post.

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Allen pledges “most” of his fortune to charity

Whatever you want to say about the Evil Empire, Gates and Allen are really trying to use their money to make a positive impact on the world. good for them.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

As long as it includes making the Blazers a publicly held company like the Packers I’m all for this!

In all seriousness, Allen seems to be a pretty good guy. As a lifelong Blazers fan, I’ve appreciated his dedication to opening up his wallet to make the team “better” even when his GM’s can’t get it right.

by ArbyOSU on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Gates Foundation has made tremendous strides in global health. It’s unfortunate that people cannot see that.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think most people can? The longest ovation at the Gates-Jobs joint appearance a couple of years ago was for Gates discussing his foundation, iirc.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I should clarify.

It’s unfortunate that idealogues cannot see that. Gates is a vilified person due to his wealth, and I’ve definitely heard his name dragged through the mud to serve as an example of why wage inequality is bad.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Was this awhile ago? Because I never hear about Gates in that vein

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I think he means things like “Bill Gates makes as much in 1 hour as you will all year”, or “If Bill Gates sees a $100 bill on the ground, it’s not worth his time to spend 5 seconds picking it up”, etc…

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was still in college.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

why do you say that people can’t see that? at least among the people i know, people recognize the contributions he’s made (TBH I couldn’t name something too specific, beyond vaccinations?)

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Idealogues. See above.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, fair enough. i’d say that people may not like him, but most (grudgingly) will respect his charitable efforts

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it should start looking at curing global blindness, then

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean? Do people talk shit on the Gates Foundation?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ill shit!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, on Bill Gates.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Illinois shipping carp to China

Gov. Pat Quinn today signed an agreement with China to export as much as 30 million pounds of Asian carp a year from the Illinois River, a move aimed at reducing the population of the invasive species downstate.
Flanked by state lawmakers and business leaders from Illinois and China, Quinn said of the Asian carp crisis, "if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em."

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Will Asian carp’s NSFW links be censored by the Great Firewall?

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

“if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em.”

So much win.

The best part is going to be all the youtube videos of people fishing for carp with shotguns and dynamite.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this would be an Onion article.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T EAT CARP

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

[insert your chosen derogatory adjective here]

BICYCLICAL, MAN

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Ellison won't buy Warriors

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/38263447/ns/sports-player_news/

There go my hopes of having a competent basketball team.

I hear the Miami Heat has some good players?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

wow, Cohan got his $450 million.

My mom works at Oracle, and she said there was a tremendous buzz around the campus yesterday. Guess not.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

God, its like Maloofs 2.0

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha warriors will continue to suck

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by CaliforniaEternal on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh CRAP.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh CRAPS!

I’m so glad we’re the ones who ended up with the Russian oligarch. Even if we did hire a coach who sounds like a squeaky mouse.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Avery got a raw deal. I think he’s a great coach

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t doubt his coaching acumen, it’s just sometimes hard to take his rants all that seriously just by how they sound. Literally.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Peter Gruber and Joe Lacob own us now :(

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. :(

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I OWN YOU

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by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not much for being owned
/megan fox

::sorry I’ve seen that preview too many times::

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He looks nice. He’s produced a lot of cool movies too. And some shitty ones for lifetime also, Twist.

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by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Peter’s brother Hans comes along as part of the deal, things could get interesting.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m an exceptional thief”

by LeonPowe on Jul 15, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love how it’s still going to be Oracle Arena btw

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the Bay Area sports scene will continue to suck

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if these guys are dropping $450 million, they presumably are willing to spend as well

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand the Ellison Messiah thing. He’s always seemed like a creepy douchebag asshole to me.

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by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why we needed him as an owner… Steinbrenner, Cuban, Buss… all creepy douches… all doing well with their teams…

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

cept for Steinbrenner… his douchieness caught up to him…. too soon?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caught up to him? In the form of 7 WS rings?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the form of death.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

…As opposed to all those non-douchebags who get to live forever.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking dracula… cocky bastard

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed the memo. Dracula now is awake during the day, takes his shirt off constantly, and is in love with a mortal woman.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

so he can still live forever, but is now being even more cocky by taking his shirt of in the sunlight and nailing mortal women… how does that make him any less of a cocky d-bag again?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno… just pointing out the evolution of vampires.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have run faster.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

thx 4 the clarification… I’ll hold back for now…

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand it as both an “anything but Cohan” outlook as well as a “dude has major bucks” belief. But it looks like these guys will both satisfy the criteria

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having one of the richest men in the world run your team has a significant upside I’d presume.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why my bid of $40 and a free Marshawnthusiast account was rejected?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

What worries me is that they’re overspending.

Glass half-full says they’re willing to spend as needed to win.

Glass half-empty says this is more of the same. Spending foolishly is part of how our team ended up gimped in the first place.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

CEO of Mandalay entertainment…

I guess that means the dance team will be talented.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 15, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had season tickets for a decade.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 15, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone going to Monkeyhead night?

I can promise a night full of entertainment, as in, i will yell at the top of my lungs for hours before falling asleep walking home

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Should I even ask?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you dont know about monkeyhead, prepare for me to accuse you of not attending cal-berkeley

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

he got his degree from uc online

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to

but I’ll be at Berkeley bowl instead.

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by CBKWit on Jul 15, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

working or shopping? or eating? or panhandling? i could use some more quinoa, maybe i’ll stop by and find you?

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

E

selling Street Spirit. And buying some tri-tip

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by CBKWit on Jul 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

if i buy a street spirit, will you provide me with some fish around which i may wrap it?

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Berkeley Bowl so much. Hard to find good produce out here :-p

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkeley Bowl West, too!

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one I go to, as I live in West Berkeley – i’ve actually never been to the original Berkeley Boel.

But i’m in Colorado for the summer, and the produce just does not compare.

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not as good.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 16, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that I can bike there in less than 10 minutes makes it better.

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant that the original is not as good. If you’re going to BBW, you’re to the better one.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 16, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, I love BBW!
 
It’s got a ton of individual websites dedicated to it, actually – though strangely, almost none of them are related to fresh produce. A few are, but in very unexpected ways.

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBW?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 16, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, royrules.

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by BearStage on Jul 17, 2010 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions  





(p.s. how is fatherhood?????)


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by BearStage on Jul 17, 2010 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Farmers Market

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or is anyone else annoyed by the hijacking of farmers markets by the arts n crafts booths? It’s a freaking market, for farmers. Last time I checked little leather purses with beads and decorative frames don’t need to be tilled, and I’ll be damned if I saw an Organic Soap tree. FARMERS MARKETS FOR FARMERS!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, and the good markets will split areas so that one half is arts and crafts and the other is produce.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about farmers who knit?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s organize a protest and/or rally in Walnut Creek on Monday!

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by CalBear81 on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

ofn

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by TwistNHook on Jul 16, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“OMG, Free Nachos!?”

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by atomsareenough on Jul 16, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for you. Go work out already.

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by Kodiak on Jul 16, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sftu fatty.

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. Yes, I probably deserve that, too.

20 min bike yesterday.
20 min bike today and supposed to do circuit training aaaaaanny moment now.

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by Kodiak on Jul 16, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. Yes, I probably deserve that, too.

aw, c’mon, u know I was just meme’ing :)

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by BearStage on Jul 17, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3

:)

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by Kodiak on Jul 17, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is a Monkeyhead?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

a bottle that makes sad feelings go away

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

well put

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by CBKWit on Jul 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad feelings go away at night, but they often return in headache form the next day.

by pentti on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOP opposing extension of unemployment benefits but supporting extension of the tax cuts.

They oppose extension of unemployment benefits because it will increase the federal deficit, but ignore (or look past) the fact that the tax cuts will do the same.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

FLAGGED! POLITICS

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because tax cuts fixes all!!!!!!

Weren’t you living in America from 02 – 08??? Everything was fixed, no problems, no deficit, everyone got rich from all that cash that trickled down, but then that Hussein guy showed up and all was lost…

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, economic growth stimulated by tax cuts was all bad!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

(we could’ve used some commensurate spending cuts too)

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to disagree.

Just saying that it does’nt make sense to criticise tax cuts in a blanket manner.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, its not so much a blanket manner as to highlight politicians’ hypocrisy.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if tax cuts are viewed as contributing to the deficit, but necessary for economic growth, and extending unemployment benefits are viewed as contributing to the deficit, but not necessary for economic growth, then that doesn’t really scream hypocrisy to me… personally speaking.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I decided on Business Management over Economics… Too many factors that all have mediating effects… I just want to boss people around, regardless of my knowledge of anything

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Republicans seem to believe that tax cuts are magical and don’t contribute to the deficit. Either that, or they will say anything to advance their preferred ideology of tax cuts.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, by “Republicans”, I mean GOP congressional leaders.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought by Republicans you mean those who advocated for the Republic form of democracy as compared to a Direct form of democracy?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys are aight.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Mr. PoliSci, a republic doesn’t mean democracy, either direct or indirect. A republic simply means a government with no monarch and some participation by at least a portion of the population. Historically, republics have often been oligarchies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, that’s Dr. PoliSci. I didn’t go to 4 years of Carribean Medical College to be called Mr!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You confirm my long-held belief that political science is not actually a subject.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I viewed it as more of a way to avoid work for 4 years

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was more of an antecedent

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THERE A CURE FOR THAT?!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a disease.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be more “Bachelor PoliSci”? And you didn’t spend 4 years on your couch eating Doritos watching reruns of “Cheaters” to be called Mr.?

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, PS, DONT FUCKING COME INTO MY HOUSE TELL ME WHAT HAS HISTORICALLY BEEN AN OLIGARCHY! I know what has historically been an oligarchy!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re more of an oligopoly.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s a LOLigarchy

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really more of an LOLigopoly

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for…well, actually, fuck you.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s not getting their beautiful gorgeous fedora tonight!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone’s a cLOLmedian now, huh?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLOLw me.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for my new sig

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your welcLOLme

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our patron saint is Lol Pringle.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Republicans seem to believe

They don’t.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should believe… other wise the real angels won’t come back to help win the pennant!!!!!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying they’re lying?

“That’s been the majority Republican view for some time,” Minority Leader Mitch McConnell told TPMDC this afternoon after the weekly GOP press conference. “That there’s no evidence whatsoever that the Bush tax cuts actually diminished revenue. They increased revenue, because of the vibrancy of these tax cuts in the economy. So I think what Senator Kyl was expressing was the view of virtually every Republican on that subject.”

So… McConnell, Kyl, Cornyn, Gregg… They’re saying things they don’t believe?

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/07/its-unanimous-gop-says-pay-for-unemployment-benefits-not-tax-cuts-for-the-rich.php
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/07/mcconnell_no_evidence_whatsoev.html
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/07/the_failure_of_conservative_el.html

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by atomsareenough on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It does in the context of trumpeting “fiscal conservatism,” in the sense that you only pay with money that you have, don’t run huge deficits etc…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. That’s just marketing, which all politicians do.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, certainly. Democrats approve more spending to “buy” their votes, republicans cut taxes to “buy” theirs. The end result is going to be us in Iceland’s position ten years from now. And by that I mean cold and full of volcanoes.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, as long as I get to hang out with Bjork, what do I care?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we shouldn’t have approved that volcano stimulus bill then!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

something else that stimulates growth

government spending!

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by CBKWit on Jul 15, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can politics be Re-banned please. PLEASE?!?!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Email your concerns to cgbmods at gmail dot com. They’ll hear them quicker than in the morass of a DBD.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Tbred. The Z key is your friend.

I’ve definitely made note of your concerns/request. And I’ll bring it up when the Hit Squad discusses the politics issue and whether to keep the ban off or reinstate it.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you reserve all rights to reinstate the ban?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you read what Ohio Bear sent you? Or posted?

We’ve got two stud lawyers on the Squad. Of course, we retained the rights to do WTHWW, including trade you and a bag of chips to AtQ for some reefer.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve got two stud lawyers on the Squad.

Who’s the other one besides CALumbus Bear?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALumbus Bear’s ego?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, you don’t know CALumbus Bear well enough. He reserves rights like fuck. He’s, like, the LeBron James Kobe Bryant of reserving rights.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice.

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

morass! where’s carp?!!

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, HGH

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, Cialis.

Everyone in our economy should be required to take Cialis.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m way ahead of you!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then we only have 36 hours for growth opportunities!!!!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you have to call your doctor if you have a growth opportunity lasting more than 4 hours.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that is only if your economic stimulation lasts for more than 4 hours… you can still have your 36 hour window

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good to know. I’d hate to mistake stimulation for actual growth.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or even just opportunities to grow..

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extending unemployment benefits stimulates growth?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about that, but it surely lessens the effect of people losing everything including minimal spending power.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

::generic response that mentions abuse and fraud in government program::

::generic response that IT WAS ALL BUSH’S FAULT::

::generic response that OBAMA CAN SURE MAKE THE PEOPLE STAND UP AND JIVE:::

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those responses seem awfully specific.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, that’s a lot of flopping. Are you really Andres Iniesta?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN. WE. PLEASE. NOT. INFECT. CGB. WITH. THESE. TIRED. BULL. SHIT. ARGUMENTS. FROM. BOTH. SIDES. PLEASE? THESE. DEBATES. HAVE. GONE. ON. WITH. NO. SOUND. ARGUMENTS. OR. ANYTHING. FOR. DECADES. JUST. STOP.

TARDS.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Excuse you, that’s “differently abled.”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you speak louder, I couldn’t hear you

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What now?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should invent a supercaps button.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats too many periods… AAE is going to be maaaaaaaaaaadddddd

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am absolutely enraged, I tell you.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

See T-bred… enraged…

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is much more effective than banning politics. Just let TBred post.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Extending unemployment benefits CLEARLY stimulates growth of unemployment benefits!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is ironclad.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have a winner

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by CBKWit on Jul 15, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nephew

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at first. Growth plays hard to get.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re still on this, huh?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like your wedding night!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

…no it doesn’t….!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were at my wedding night?!??!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure it does….if you know what I mean.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got something that stimulates growth. IN MY PANTS!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it Cialis? And do you have your own bathtub?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Seinfld has a really funny bit about that ad.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh, CFN/Scout Utter Fail

Notre Dame preview:

Projected Top Reserves: For the moment, junior Nate Montana will get the No. 2 job. Joe Montana’s son is 6-4 and 200 pounds, and has a live, accurate arm, but he was inconsistent throughout spring ball and didn’t come up with a good performance until the spring game. He started out his career with the Irish, transferred to Pasadena City College rather than sit on the bench behind Jimmy Clausen, and now he’s back and showing some decent flashes. He walked on, and now he needs to be ready in case Dayne Crist’s knee isn’t healthy, and he has to be sharp with a slew of good prospects waiting in the wings.

Nick Montana is a Husky.

This has since been removed, but…wow, someone actually wrote this.

New recuit Matt James might not be an elite prospect, but he was on everyone’s list of the best tackles of this year’s recruiting class with the size and frame to sit at one tackle spot for 4 years. At 6-7 and 291 pounds, the Cincinnati native followed Brian Kelly to South Bend and will get a long look at playing time right away on the outside. Even though he’s tall, he’s physical for the ground game and does a good job of shoving people around.


Ummm….yeah.

(HT EDSBS)

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Awful mistake on Matt James.

But on the first thing, re: the QBs — that is right, isn’t it? Nate Montana does play for Notre Dame, doesn’t he?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was originally Nick Montana

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Joe and Jennifer Montana’s fault for picking similar names!

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

First time post...

Joe Montana has two sons: Nate Montana (Heading into his Junior year. Attended De La Salle in Concord. Total square according to my fiancée’s sister) and Nick Montana (Committed to Washington. Attended whatever school in Southern California).

by OaktownAggie on Jul 15, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to CGB, OaktownAggie! Hope to see you posting around here a lot more in the future!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should've added...

Long time lurker, first time poster. I like warm fuzzy animals and long walks on the beach.

by OaktownAggie on Jul 15, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you don’t know what he does in his spare time. He could lurk. Stalk. Really, a variety of available options!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might have a regular habit....

of showering naked in the everglades with naked 300 lb Cajun women, but if he doesn’t comment every time he reads this blog, then he is a READER – unless he never graduated from junior high school and lives at home with his 87 year old mother who reads CGB to him.

by SierraBear on Jul 15, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless he never graduated from junior high school and lives at home with his 87 year old mother who reads CGB to him.

You know me all too well, SierraBear.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skulk is probabyl another option.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

*probably

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the campfire circle with everyone singing Cumbayah, only I’m outside the circle in the reeds and the shadows.

by OaktownAggie on Jul 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dude, he didn’t say you were a reeder. He said you were a reader!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he’s fitting in just fine here.

Oh dear.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, don’t forget his illegitimate son Marshawn Montana. I hope we can get him to come to Cal!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see you Oaktown. Yes, you’re correct. Not sure about the square thing.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Oaktown, don’t mind Twist.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome! Nice to see you here.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

how CGB is like a cult:

half a dozen people rush to greet you when you first come in. Maybe it’s more like AA.

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by CBKWit on Jul 15, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How CGB is not like a cult:

No ritual suicide. We think that rituals are overrated.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thats only because we are the ones left that didn’t drink the Kool-Aid…

p.s. Thanks for the sweet sweatsuit CBKwit!!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No hemp robes!

They itch.

Plus, we’d rather smoke ’em than wear ’em.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

more dry humping here.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of us… One of us… One of us…

by OaktownAggie on Jul 15, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome! So what kind of Aggie are you? Davis? TAMU?

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you considered that he is a agricultural free agent?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you considered that he is a horse?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swan dive!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

UC Davis alumni. Cal fan since birth. The first game will be torture.

by OaktownAggie on Jul 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING TO BE SITTING WITH RISHI!?!?!????!?!?!!?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING TO BE GETTING MARRIED!?!?!????!?!?!!?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING TO BE MARRIED TO RISHI!??!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING WATCHING FROM A “SPECIAL CONTROL ZONE”?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

flag’d for lack of explanation points. you gotta feel it scapego….er spazzy

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING TO READ EVERY SINGLE ONE OF TWIST’S POSTS!?!?!????!?!?!!?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING TO END THIS SENTENCE WITH QUESTION MARKS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!?!!!?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll actually be quick and painless like a guillotine. Well, maybe not painless.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Did I say quick? And painless?? Whoops, what I actually meant was long and drawn out. And painful, very, very painful.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

gooble-gobble gooble-gobble

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha to both of you

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t you the one complaining we didnt have a welcoming enough atmosphere here?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Thousand Oaks down in SoCal. Moved down there because, according to Montana, De La Salle was a great school, but not for quarterbacks.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jul 15, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The school was Oaks Christian, I think. Played on same team with Gretzky’s son and Will Smith’s older son.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful, the author may threaten to sue for attacking his integrity.

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great comment in one of the ND links..

“Fiutak has also reported that dirigible travel may not be entirely safe.”

by SierraBear on Jul 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was creepy.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking for words to describe what I was thinking as I was watching it, and for the first time ever, I believe I agree with Twist.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Cheney might not have long to live

TPM.

I’m a surgeon and just read your wire story about Dick Cheney getting a Left Ventricular Assist Device (LVAD) placed. The story downplays the seriousness of that procedures…once you’ve got an LVAD in place, it means your heart is essentially incapable of working on its own and has no potential to improve. While LVAD outcomes have been improving, and some patients live months or even years with one of these devices in place, this is a HUGE operation with MAJOR associated morbidity and mortality. If he’s not listed for a heart transplant, his days are seriously numbered. Life on an LVAD isn’t something I’d wish on my worst enemy…an axiom that this situation really tests. He’s in for a rough time.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry evil empire, he’ll get yet another heart harvested from a third world “donor” soon enough.

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by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Madonna could adopt the donor’s children?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, that’s a sad story. He’s such a nice man too.

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not :(

I’m not :), but I’m not :( either.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSINESS NEWS MERGER TIME

Penthouse and Playboy?!?!?!

The bidding war between two iconic adult magazines has begun.

FriendFinder Networks, the owner of Penthouse magazine, wants to buy Playboy for $210 million, which works out to about $6.24 per share, the company announced Thursday afternoon.

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t think of any response that isn’t inappropriate.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hustler rumored to be submitting a rival bid which could lead to an intense three-some?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now the centerfold spread in Playboy won’t just be figurative.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

carps head will explode if this happens

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the quality of playboy w/ the sleeziness of penthouse is a good combo, imo.

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for Hef’s kids once he passes away… If the Flint empire owns everything Playboy, where will the boys party in a classy grotto setting :(

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Financial Overhaul Bill passes Senate

WSJ Link

Anyone CGB folk with some insight or thoughts about it? I’ve been studying the House and Senate versions for the last couple weeks as part of my research for a professor.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s… not get into it

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

I don’t know much about it and would like to hear some thoughts.

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by CBKWit on Jul 15, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s some great summaries of the two congressional versions out there (prepared by law firms and other similiar groups), but all I’ve seen on this final version is news stories announcing the progress and some suggested meeting points on the two big sections the Senate had differently than the House (The Volcker and Lincoln Amendments).

If there’s interest on CGB, I can link to some good insight on just what is happening based on the bills and what not, but if it’s just CBKWit, I can send an e-mail or something.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am interested too

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not interested. We’re doomed. Doomed! Accept it and move on already people. Geez.

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by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it include photoshops of dinosaurs?

by chowder on Jul 15, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really know the specifics, but I’m guessing

1. Regulations will be imposed
2. that are subverted by the industry via loopholes
3. not a lot changes.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Responding here so that there's more space if people actually want to talk about it.

I know a decent amount about the derivatives portions of the bill, because that’s where my research is focused. But I don’t know as much about the other sections (it’s times like this I wish we still had danzig).

Most of the details are left to the regulatory agencies to work out within a certain time frame from the end of the bill, so most of the impact will be vague (probably for a year from enactment) and even then we won’t see the true impact for a couple years to follow.

Here is a great section by section breakdown of the two bills side by side.

Here’s a WSJ description of the major provisions.

The biggest points of contention between the two bills came from what are known as the Volcker Amendment and Lincoln Amendment, both of which were included in the Senate version, but not the house.

The Volcker Amendment (aka the Volcker Rule or Merkley-Levin Amendment) was proposed by Paul Volcker, former chairman of the fed and current Obama financial advisor. It’s designed to limit the the risk FDIC insured banks are able to take on, and in that respect it’s viewed as a second round of Glass-Steagall. I’m not sure exactly how harsh the final version of this rule will be in the bill, but it is included in some form. For more information on this you can look up the Merkley-Levin Amendment as they were the two Senators who drafted the language for the Senate bill. Here’s an article with some summary of the tensions around the rule.

The Lincoln Amendment is kind of a similar focus. It bars banks from trading directly in derivatives and would force them to spin off their swaps desks to separately held companies. There is quite a bit of derivative regulation separate from this in the bill (for example establishing clearinghouses). The “goal” of the amendment is to prevent federal emergency funds from going to derivatives trading organizations, trying to wall off that risk, but it’s unclear how effective it would/will be. It looks like a watered down version of this made it into the final bill, but I’m not sure yet how much it was watered down.

Does anyone else have any insight or familiarity with the bill? If anyone’s got questions I’ll answer as best I can.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YF works with those very derivatives… or so he’s implied

I’m guessing that ratings agency reforms weren’t mentioned anywhere? I vaguely remember a ruling apart from the bill awhile back.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that the bill directly regulates them, but it does provide a cause of action for plaintiffs. In a lot of ways that’s actually more intimidating for the rating agencies. In my opinion, litigation is a lot more intimidating to their business model than regulation. Each bill had a different standard for behavior, and I’m going off memory on this right now, since I actually have to get some work done for a bit. I’m pretty sure that the Senate version had either a knowing or reckless standard, and the House bill held them to a grossly negligent standard.

That should open the doors to litigation, but there has never been liability for rating agencies, and no court has ever penalized them for a bad rating. The general contention is that they are just issuing opinions that are protected by the first amendment.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the daisy chain continues… Thank you for your contribution

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard the saying “the daisy chain continues” before, but I’m not sure that’s an entirely correct characterization. Were the rating agencies to be held to a grossly negligent standard (one of the few parts of the bill where the House version was more aggressive than the Senate version), it could actually have a big impact on ratings. Like I said, legislation can have a bigger impact on them than regulation.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean llitigation?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, this is what I get for commenting on CGB while I draft discovery responses. My kingdom for an edit button.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you an edit button, but I want two kingdoms.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you mine, and yours.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this. Moving forward, this man’s piece describes my view on the matter:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/32390327/Bill-Ackman-s-Presentation-on-Ratings-Agencies

The real problems with ratings agencies started back in the 70s when Congress gave them cabal power… and all the mandates that followed for institutional investors

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you may find this article interesting. It’s a proposal for a user fee system to intervene in the connection between rating agencies and the companies to which they are providing ratings.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think I should say at this point, I’m just giving my understanding of the bill and opinions of possible results. I don’t work in the financial industry, and my experience is limited to casual knowledge and the research that I’m doing. I know YF and Rishi probably can’t jump in this conversation for proprietary reasons, but if anyone disagrees or has information I haven’t included, please let me know. I don’t really think this conversation will degrade to less than cordial, so tell me I’m wrong!

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi can’t jump into this conversation, because Congress shot down the Hookers and Blow amendment during the conference report!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is intimidating to know that they might find themselves on the wrong end of a double barreled Twist-suit!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened with the consumer financial protection agency? Did the Senate bill have one? What do you think will come out of conference?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s almost as if you went into a hot tub time machine and went back like 3 weeks.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The CFPA was in both bills and so I’m pretty sure it’s in the version from today. The CFPA is important and has the ‘backing’ of both parties, but there’s a disagreement over how it will be implemented. Republicans don’t want it to be an independent agency, comparing it to problems with the EPA.

Given that the conference started with the Senate text of the bill, it’s probably going to be closer to that version. But what concessions are made will really depend on which of the Senate Republicans cross the aisle to reach 60.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

c

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Would you care for a delete button?

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by yellow fever on Jul 15, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love one but I like where this has gone, can I get an edit button instead?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was my understanding that The The was above edit buttons.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

a

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

r

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

e

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

POR QUE

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIEM

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

l

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WRONG

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

c – a – l is wrong? What kind of communist are you?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kind who goes to East Germany

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of the kind who goes to North Korea?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you calling noted American hero, LeonPowe, a communist????

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of the kind who wants a North Korea World Cup shirt?

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who wants the fucking shirt? I want the jersey! And I bought the scarf! CHOLLIMA!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

pinko

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do look good in pink, thank you.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But are you lighter than a duck?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that spell?

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re the only one who did it right

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew what you wanted, but I just wouldn’t give in

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, that is also what she stated to me!

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by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, a stanfurd fan?

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sh money

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jul 15, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilar.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indian Rupee gets a new symbol!

[1]

Money! The government of India today unveiled a new international symbol representing its currency, the rupee. It resembles the English letter ‘R’ with its left vertical stalk removed and with two parallel horizontal lines intersecting the top curving portion.

The new symbol for the rupee, held by its designer, research scholar D. Udaya Kumar.Previously, the symbol for the rupee was a non-distinctive “Rs” or “Re,” which also could be used to refer to the currencies in Pakistan, Nepal and Sri Lanka, as One India News points out. The Indian government hopes the new symbol will highlight the country’s burgeoning role as a global economic power player.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So all I have to do is mint some currency and have a new logo to highlight my burgeoning role as a global economic power player? I’ll be looking for the DPRK Won to have a new logo soon.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha you said ‘global economic power player’ haha

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, like Pavelski right?

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I c/ped from Rishi’s post.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats wrong with “R”?

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 15, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was never “R”. It was “Rs” or “Re”, which, as pointed out, could refer to a number of different currencies.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Rheniumistan?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would respond, but that would only encourage you.

Damnit.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I spent at least 35 seconds perusing the Periodic Table Of The Elements to find Re.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I knew you’d like it!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good work Hit Squaders

Now can you please find me a new BFF? You guys broke mine.

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously. no one has actually told me what happened to Scootie. One day she was posting delightfully on here… the next: she’s skipped town?!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having talked to her recently, Scootie is fine. She’s welcome back here anytime.

When in doubt, just blame Twist for hating women.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also hat women. I’m quite the milliner!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I do.

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I wouldn’t want CalBear81 stalking me. Very scary.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My buddy Mark Sanchez needs a friend.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

go on…

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the QB for the Jets. Mark Sanchez is a barista at a Starbucks in downtown San Mateo.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if his last name is Sanchez then he still meets 9 out of my top ten criteria for dating a guy.

1. Latin-descent
2. Latin-last name
3. Gorgeous dark Latin hair
4. Beautiful Latin tan
5. Speaks or grew up in a family that speaks Spanish
6. Latin heritage
7. Latino
8. Can pass for a local in all of south america
9. Can salsa/merengue or just shake hips in sexy suggestive manner
10. Smart, ambitious, sarcastic, well-traveled, kind, and loves life

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I got a nice tan going. Nofakebake.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Sanchberg in the old country before his family emigrated to East LA.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RISHI!!!!! Fail.

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when women say they like a “sarcastic” guy, I’m assuming they just like guys who tease them and the things you do. AMIRITE?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it means the girl can tease them excessively and they’ll be okay, but they can’t say anything hurtful/tease the girl.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay. bitter.

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than a biter, right?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you say that? That’s just mean.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the most bitter person I know.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

More so than Bitter McBitterson? /Twist joke

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, that Mc thing is so 2005. Try Von.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not try Von.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn?!

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was doing it in 2003.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( My bad.

It just sounded like you were a little sads about maybe a specific situation relating to a girl who got all mad after you teased her!! That’s all!

Hugs.

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s bitter.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all girls.

Or maybe my sarcasm isn’t transparent.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it was. and my response was misconstrued. and you got all mad. and yeah this was just a very awkward exchange.

slumber party? basement?

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a friend with a pole in the basement.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds like a really nice friend! :)

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name is Ed Gein.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless she’s gonna do it.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra Extra

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha awesome :)

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for Cal ref.

by paleodan on Jul 16, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sort of, yeah!

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by BearStage on Jul 16, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you enjoy the concert? It was fun, but Rihanna’s lip syncing kinda bothered me a tad.

Also, I’m jealous of you since I won’t be going to XS in two weeks :( :(

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concert was AWE-SOME. I’ve actually heard both Ke$ha and Rihanna live before when they tried to sing for real. It was not pleasant. I totally way prefer the lip synching and actually appreciated that they did it.

XS!!!! The same crew of girls is planning another trip. We had such a ridiculously amazing time in Vegas. Why no XS?

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’m a guy. And I’m going with three other guys. And Vegas runs on girls. And I don’t like paying for bottle service.

It’s okay, though, going to Vanity instead. I’ve heard great things!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have reservations at Dorsia?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

His business card isn’t nice enough to land such a thing.

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-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But its got a watermark!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, all the lettering is done in 24K gold.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you wonder why America hates you

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because he forgot to return his videotapes.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gold is an improvement. I thought they used to use the tears of orphans and the blood of widows.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that’s just to keep our Bloomberg monitors clean.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick, Rishi, to the Bloomberg terminal! We have money to create!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be there in a sec, I have some grandmas to rip off.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like it costs that much money. We just outsource it to Vietnamese sweatshops in Saigon.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better than the Vietnamese sweatshops in Denmark

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re so inefficient over there!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you heard this song? “hip to be square” by huey lewis and the news? it’s a great tune

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My knowledge is Huey Lewis is limited to Back to the Future.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, i was making an american psycho reference.

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

His knowledge of America Psycho is limited to the fact that he is psychotic and livse in America.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t seen it.

Which explains why I missed the Dorsia reference above.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’ve missed the entire blog. It’s all been a reference to American Psycho. Especially Longshore’s interceptions in the 4th quarter.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i recommend you see it. it’s how i visualize your internet persona

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by GoldBlooded on Jul 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIven his sexual proclivities, wouldn’t he be more the Carruthers type?

by HolmoePhobe on Jul 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you want Latino Jim?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guarantee that person in real life would cheat on every girl he dated.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

racis!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s Latin? Or because he’s Jim?

I can’t believe because he’s Jim.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because a man that perfect would be in such high demand that he could essentially do the fuckall he pleased and be able to pick up a girl so soon after that that he wouldn’t care.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the fact that he’s an incorrigible cheater make him less than perfect?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The woman doesn’t know that about him after 30 minutes in a bar smoky latin Salsa dance and guitar basement club…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 minutes! Damn, he works quickly.

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He is the Most Interesting Stud in the World.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

shimmy shimmy shimmy

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A “yes, Tbred” would’ve sufficed

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

10. Smart, ambitious, sarcastic, well-traveled, kind, and loves life[extremely good looking].

fixed!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s rich on that list?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

9. Can salsa/merengue or just shake hips in sexy suggestive manner

lulz

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if he just has to go use the little Sanchez room?

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see “ability to play the Vuvuzela” on this list.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave myself 3.5 seconds to come up with a good reply. I failed. I don’t have a comeback to the vuvuzela.

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know who does? Mark Sanchez.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can always make it sound sultry by personalizing it. He can play my Vuvuzela anytime he wants.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personalized vuvuzelas? It has the TnH monogram on it?

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like my ascots!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIS

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, just to clarify, is #10 pretty much a synonym for “rich”?

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They broke JaMarcus!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, that was the sizzurp

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t break anything. It was like that when I found it!

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

warranty voided, you must go purchase a new Scootie

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by CruzinBears on Jul 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ps- i didn’t mean all that stuff I said, you know, earlier. It was just a jokey. :) still practice flagging. XOXO!

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by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve tried to put Scootie back together again! Honest!

But we’re just men. We apparently need more horses. And maybe some Old Spice.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at my horse. Now look at your horse. Now look at my horse. Now look at your horse. Now back to my horse! Can you smell my horse? MM. Raisins.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your horse is amazing.

by Yes We Cannon on Jul 15, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think she wanted us to solve her problems. Just listen.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just described a woman.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

did scootie leave? When did this happen?

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Oakland…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, who is going to the Walnut Creek Courthouse on Monday with me!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Johannes Mehserle?

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE, I hadn’t seen the double facepalm before.

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont try it at home, kids!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was so close to being a true life example of: “Punch you right in the baby maker”

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was…. impressive.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Democrats eat babies.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In their defense, babies are delicious.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s absurd. Democrats abort babies, and Republicans favor putting them into workhouses as a source of cheap non-immigrant labor. Duh.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unions rape kittens.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that PETA poster about loving animals not eating them was misdirected.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m never going to look at fur coats the same way again.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the cheap ones.

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the cheap ones.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheap unions or cheap kittens?

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by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t it be both?

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason at all.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just found out that AEA is a member of AFL-CIO. Now I’m torn.

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by BearStage on Jul 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impressive. You’re like the Gandhi of the DBD.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Jul 15, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indedd, Gandhi sat down with British politicians many times to say “oh SURE yeah that’s a GREAT fucking idea.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gandhi played by Sexy Beast Kingsley? That would’ve been an AWESOME movie.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

o hi

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and in the end

the Holmoephobe wins

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/under on how long before HolmoePhoebe gets banned for policital discussion.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh…Can I play? I’ll bet a gazillion dollars.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t really matter now, does it? I’ll bet whichever way gets me the most action.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet you half a gazillion dollars on banning and half a gazillion dollars on not banning.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to buy a Credit Default Swap on the best posted by Maharg.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bet*

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Financial reform bill went through, now we have to find an exchange and a clearinghouse to approve the swap.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool! Thereareofcourseseveralsmallfeesassociatedwithmakingbookandprovidingthejuice but don’t you worry about anything else.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

RishiGEX

It’s the Happenin’ Exchange™

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free drink with every transaction approved!

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it count if it hasnt been signed by the president yet?

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 weeks

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under. Easy.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I bet that I get banned first?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know we could make a lot of money by gaming this. Just sayin’.

by HolmoePhobe on Jul 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got banned last week for ntohing. I’m the worst businessman ever!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but then it’d just get taxed away and go towards lazy, idle, ethnic people trying to string out their unemployment checks.

IT BEGINS

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Live the dream, man.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Hayward Fault goes big today, I know where to place blame.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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by turkey on Jul 15, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really would make it the East Bay Fault.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be the best 2 minutes of your life, stud.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

To ruffy or not to ruffy? That is the question.

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know what ‘ruffy’ means, but you should definitely do it.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think hes contemplating whether to provide date rape drugs to his wife in what can only be described as the most horrifiying comment he’s ever made.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh. ROOFIE

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, ruffy is his nickname for doggy style.

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s asking whether he should have sex with his woman from behind, well, I feel bad for the man.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. This is not turning out as I had intended.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you told me ru(oo)ffies are OK?

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was HolmoePhobe… in the UPS costume… without protection.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

was the night that I think I made my son from my ballz.

I’m sorry but this made me lol.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is how the birds and the bees talk will go when carp jr is older. “Daddy, where do babies come from?” “From my ballz”

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

pronounced “bahhlzs”

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I stole that line from a dave chappelle stand up bit.

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by carp on Jul 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wonders if he can make bet on Tosh vs. Carp

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just turned this green.

Go hit that.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE

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by MadBum on Jul 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Johnson retires...

With a haiku?!

“Some people will coach
With one foot in the coffin.
Football is not life.”

[1]

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by Rishi on Jul 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm telling you

That Deadliest Catch episode shook him to the core.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

1128 comments as of 6.40 EDT / 3.40 PDT

Or possibly more. Was this un-banning of politics a ploy to provide a stimulus for comment counts on DBDs?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Because if there is one thing we love, its people not focusing on the front page!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like a curious editorial policy, but each to their own.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jul 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T YOU KNOW POLITICS CUTS DRIVE GROWTH FOR THIS BLOG?

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No ploy. We consulted Paul the Octopus and the rest is DBD history.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait wait wait, with my photographic memory for DBD’s past… I think I’ll be the one who decides what is or is not DBD history.

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by Maharg on Jul 15, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stimulus for comment counts through politics? Let’s call it the Commenting Recovery Act by Politics.

by sec119 on Jul 15, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or we could just call it a TARP!

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by CalBear81 on Jul 15, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s called CARP

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet the new Warriors owners

Not feeling optimistic here…

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t see why they would give you any more or less optimism than any other owner tbh

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s that bad. They spent a lot to own the Warriors, and one of the guys used to have a stake in the Celtics. Decent NBA experience.

It’s not Cohan at least.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Guber loves the strategies in Lawrence of Arabia, excellent. I wonder if he’s going to try and overthrow David Stern.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I suppose I was just mentally set on Ellison.

In all likelihood, they’re better than Cohan. The fact that they had the $$$ to overspend to buy the Warriors at least indicates that they’ve been successful.

I’ll try to put the heebie-jeebies on hold until I see what they do about the coach and GM.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll know in about two months whether they’re good or bad. If they’re good, both will be out the door the moment the sale is fully processed.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just know that Larry Ellison is a spiteful spiteful man. He will do whatever it takes to make Cohan wish he sold the Warriors to him. Just look at what he did with the whole America’s Cup sailing thing. You just don’t mess with him.

by OaktownAggie on Jul 15, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it odd that in the DBD announcing the liberation of political discussion there was a massive inanity breakout larger than any we’ve seen in these parts in months.

You communists.

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by norcalnick on Jul 15, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t been this serious in months.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was this posted somewhere???

Woman is sentenced for sex with her biological son. She looked him up on facebook (he was given up for adoption earlier in life)

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Oedipus is horrified.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor kid goes from, “Dude, I’m nailing this sweet MILF” to “OH NO I JUST HAD SEX WITH A MINEEEEEEEWTF”

(For those of you following along, that’s Mom I’d Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Want to Fuck. And also Mine, WTF!?!)

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by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Thoroughbred

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by norcalnick on Jul 15, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

haha yeah i saw that one

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome writeup of Allen Crabbe by Dr. Saturday

Crabbe is the centerpiece of a decorated five-man recruiting class that Cal coach Mike Montgomery hopes will soften the blow of losing the core of a team that produced the Bears’ first conference title in more than five decades. Pac-10 player of the year Jerome Randle graduated, productive starters Patrick Christopher, Theo Robertson and Jamal Boykin are also gone and rotation players D.J. Seeley and Omondi Amoke transferred.

Although Harper Kamp’s return from a knee injury gives Cal a legit back-to-the-basket scorer and Jorge Gutierrez is a scrappy perimeter defender, there will be plenty of opportunity for the incoming freshmen to contribute immediately. Crabbe has blossomed from a stand-still shooter into a dynamic scorer, point guard Gary Franklin and small forward Alex Rossi can both stretch a defense and explosive late signee Emerson Murray flew under the radar as a result of an ankle injury.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of growing pains this year, but it’ll be fun watching the young guns figure it out.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahhahaha. love it

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whts this? Cal-related news? In a DBD?

Well, now I’ve seen EVERYTHING!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, in an unrelated story, just got back from the Final Fantasy symphony AND.IT.WAS.PERFECT. Beyond perfect. More tomorrow.

I hate that I loved it so much!

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