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Golden Nuggets: "I have a foreboding feeling about this"

Ted Miller is in the middle of posting one of his best and most amusing annual series of preseason articles: best case/worst case.  Today is Cal's turn.  As always, Uncle Ted pens an entertaining pair of stories.

Best Case:

California fans had seen it before. They were suspicious of a 3-0 start. Even though quarterback Kevin Riley was completing 65 percent of his passes and had thrown only one pick. Even though the defense was averaging three sacks per game. There was a feeling of foreboding heading down to Tucson for a date with unbeaten Arizona. 

"I have a foreboding feeling about this," Cal fans tell each other. 
...
A Cal fan then writes a 11,000-word essay on The California Golden Blogs, the gist of which is Riley only needs to beat UCLA for the Bear nation to finally believe in him. The Bears beat the Bruins 28-24. Another fan writes that she'll only buy-in if Riley leads the Bears to a win over USC. 
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The Alamo Bowl picks Cal over Stanford. The opponent? Texas. A Cal fan writes a 58,345-word essay on TCGB about how the Bears got screwed out of the Rose Bowl in 2004 because of old-school Texas politicking. A Texas fan shows up and demonstrates that, mathematically, the changes in the poll votes had little to no affect. Bears fans are irritated but respect the math skills and everyone becomes great friends. 

"Who cares?" Riley says about the 2004 controversy. He then throws three TD passes in a 28-20 win. Cal finished 10-3 and ranked 10th. 

I would like to visit TCGB too. It sounds like its writers are very intelligent and passionate! (You can read the bitter end of the worse case scenario by clicking the link above.)

After the jump, Mohamed/Anger/Miller earn pre-season honors, ESPN expects big things out of Justin Forsett, and more.

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That’s Berkelium97, monkey butler, at your service.

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is not part of my contract. I’m going to have to demand that Twist gives me a raise if monkey butlering is involved.

"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach

by Berkelium97 on Jul 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

pray...for...mojo

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by norcalnick on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll double what you make now!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

if our "best-case" scenario is the Alamo Bowl...

then this year is really gonna suck! Anyways, Ted’s (we’re on a first name basis) piece was pretty funny and a good read regardless. The Harbaugh quote is hilarious because I can almost imagine him saying that (while sitting upon his golden toilet seat.)

by ucsdgoldenbear on Jul 15, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t the Alamo Bowl pit the #2 Pac-10 team vs. the #3 Big 12 team? #2 wouldn’t really suck. Well, if Stanfurd were #1 it would, but honestly, second in the Pac-10 would be a very good season for this team.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct. Pac-10 # 2 vs. Big 12 # 3.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind the Alamo Bowl. My parents live in San Antonio. My dad will play for our plane ticket, I have a free place to stay, free food, free transportation, and my dad would also probably buy our tickets. Cheapest bowl game for us. Yep my dad spoils me. I look forward to the day we get to go to the Alamo Bowl

Norcalnick's chick. Go Bears!

by aee07 on Jul 15, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good bowl. Good payout ($3M per team), nice city, nice destination for players & fans.

I still wish the Pac-10 had a tie-in to a New Year’s Day bowl for the # 2 team in the conference. But as far as non-New Year’s Day bowls go, the Alamo Bowl is a good destination.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering all the uncertainties and known weaknesses for this team, this would be a very good year.

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by Kodiak on Jul 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Party at aee07’s place if we make the Alamo Bowl! EVERYBODY’S INVITED!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 15, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN also says Alex Mack is expected to compete for Pro Bowl bid!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=clayton_john&id=5381937

Cleveland Browns center Alex Mack or Tennessee Titans center Eugene Amano: The AFC is looking for the next young center to step up. Nick Mangold of the Jets is considered to be at the top of the class, but Amano might be the next in line. The Titans nominated Amano by giving him a five-year, $26.25 million contract on a very talented line. Mack was the Browns’ first-round choice in 2009 and could also be poised to emerge.

no cal bear? no care

by EchoOfSilence on Jul 15, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching summer league

Randle had a nice assist and a backdoor cut layup, but that’s about it.

Jeremy Lin is impressing the hell out of me. Pulled up for 3 over Wall, then broke a double team and spun into the lane. Damn.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Great writeup of Allen Crabbe by Doc Saturday

Crabbe is the centerpiece of a decorated five-man recruiting class that Cal coach Mike Montgomery hopes will soften the blow of losing the core of a team that produced the Bears’ first conference title in more than five decades. Pac-10 player of the year Jerome Randle graduated, productive starters Patrick Christopher, Theo Robertson and Jamal Boykin are also gone and rotation players D.J. Seeley and Omondi Amoke transferred.

Although Harper Kamp’s return from a knee injury gives Cal a legit back-to-the-basket scorer and Jorge Gutierrez is a scrappy perimeter defender, there will be plenty of opportunity for the incoming freshmen to contribute immediately. Crabbe has blossomed from a stand-still shooter into a dynamic scorer, point guard Gary Franklin and small forward Alex Rossi can both stretch a defense and explosive late signee Emerson Murray flew under the radar as a result of an ankle injury.

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i think you mean ‘The Dagger’ rather than Doc Sat., but thanks for the link – a great write up!

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by norcalnick on Jul 15, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah my bad…too many Y! Sports blogs haha

by boomtho on Jul 15, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the sound of this
“We proved last year that you win with juniors and seniors, but we’re excited about coaching these kids,” Montgomery said by phone. “I have no expectations for next season one way or the other. The goal is to establish a program of good kids working hard. I think there’s enough talent there that we can surprise people, but I also would be surprised if we were picked near the leaders.”

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by norcalnick on Jul 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty excited about seeing how the basketball team develops next season. I, too, have no expectations one way or the other. But I am pretty intrigued to see how Monty begins to put a team together with “his” guys and the improvement we are bound to see by the time February and March roll around.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the ‘no expectations’ approach. We should have that every year!

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good year coming up. I have middling expectations for the football team and no expectations for the basketball team.

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have my highest expectations for a team that will be lead by 9 sophomores and freshmen

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by norcalnick on Jul 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if those are the standards, then how is Stanford allowed to go to the Rose Bowl? Where is there any evidence that the Cardinal’s prospects are significantly higher than the Bears’?

There is no real “evidence.” I think Stanfurd is riding a “feel good” wave where the knee jerk reaction is to think the program is on the upswing and won’t miss a beat. There is an analogy, perhaps, to how Cal was perceived from 2003 to 2004, and maybe even to 2005.

We’ll see if Stanfurd meets or exceeds these optimistic expectations. Until they do, we’ll just sit quietly across the Bay, win our own games, and polish the Axe we own.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Jul 16, 2010 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT ARTICLE!!!!!

Ted has a way of over-estimating Cal’s abilities. I believe he has jinxed us in the past. So giving us a low bar might actually provide the incentive we need to over-achieve. I mean psychologically anyways isn’t that the M.O. of Cal alumns and students? Work our asses off to prove we belong, but once we are seen as actually having a level of superiority shoot ourselves in the foot?

Maybe I’m just speaking from personal experience. ;-P

by PlayClassyBears on Jul 16, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

love me some CGB...

but I think the Bears will win 7 games. O-line, D-line, receivers, secondary, qb… lots of really huge question marks. New DC, new STC… none of this adds up to 10 w’s IMO.

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by dirt on Jul 15, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m looking at 8 with upside of 10 and downside of 6

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by Thoroughbred on Jul 15, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Ted’s going to have to learn how to spell Stanfurd correctly. Acceptable forms also include Stanfraid or Stanfeit.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jul 16, 2010 5:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Or

Stanfraud

Careful, man. There's a beverage here!

by SoCal Oski on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who noticed that in both the Best and Worst case scenarios Ted has us beating Ucla?

I guess things aren’t all bad.

Careful, man. There's a beverage here!

by SoCal Oski on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

if UCLA is the only gimme that’s still bad. They haven’t had consistently good teams since the 20th century.

by PlayClassyBears on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same for ASU

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by Ohio Bear on Jul 16, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

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