Jim Harbaugh Caption Contest

by Avinash Kunnath on Jul 11, 2010 12:00 PM PDT in California Golden Bears Football

The one thing I love about Jim Harbaugh: He writes the caption contests for you.

Golden Bears, please tell Jim Harbaugh why you wouldn't want to attend that junior college in the South Bay.

After the jump, find out who won the last caption contest we had featuring Patrick Christopher.

via cdn2.sbnation.com

Winner with 4 recs, Kodiak: "Oklahoma! Alabama! Damn, what was that ()(^& safe word?!?!”

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Everything?

Stanford [sic] has everything.

Well, not everything…

Got Axe?

by calgbear on Jul 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 20 recs

Rec’d like hell!

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions

winner

by Oski4Heisman on Jul 11, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions

For the non-DBDers

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

hahahahhaa rec’d so hard

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Not Everything

There’s still no Stanfurdium

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. -- Clark Kerr

by CalBear2007 on Jul 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

Well. Played.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Cyclotron love.

by PlayClassyBears on Jul 14, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Why wouldn’t you want to go there?

Because all the antibiotics in the world won’t cure the stank and shame of being a ’furd.

Irate Toothmonger - Will get all up in your business for food

by Kodiak on Jul 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Apparently the only thing Stanfurd doesn’t have is a question mark!!

Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Top of the muffin TO YOU!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Jul 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Furd also doesn't have a blog

am i rite?

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 11, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

"Stanfurd has everything" -- except fans.

Exit, Pursued By A Bear

by CalBear81 on Jul 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

So it is proven....

…..the last thing you’ll find at Stanfurd is a wonderful conversation.

by ososdeoro on Jul 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

clever

rec’d

by GBB4188 on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions

Stanfurd has everything . . .

including very thinly veiled recruiting violations!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

What's the code in this tweet?

I’m sure the missing question mark means something…

by paleodan on Jul 11, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Stanford just got a commitment from Jebediah Everything.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Jul 12, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

That was pretty hilarious...hahaha

Don't Tread on Me.

by THESeymoreBear on Jul 12, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Can we get some sort of Cal fans twitter movement to all tweet back at Harbaugh (via direct messages or @ tweets) the things we’ve come up with? I think it would be hilarious if we flooded his twitter feed with all the things Stanfurd doesn’t have.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Jul 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

Oh that’s be awesome. A thousand recs!

Can we front-page and lock this idea?

Irate Toothmonger - Will get all up in your business for food

by Kodiak on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions

im in

http://twitter.com/solariselive

by solarise on Jul 12, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions

down…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jul 12, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions

baajhahahha yes.

Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions

why wouldn’t I want to go there!

Interpreting this as a question, one can answer (1) because you have self respect (2) because you don’t have $200K burning a hole in your pocket (3) because you don’t like blowhard windbags as coaches (4) because you don’t like suffering from axe deficiency (other than right in the neck) and (5) because of that effing tree.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Look in the mirror?

by BlueNGoldForever on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions

Are we talking just about football? I know he's the football coach but..

They don’t have the…

MAX ZHANG!!

They do have this though:

by LordKdV on Jul 12, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions

Why wouldn't I want to go...

To the NFL

by PlayClassyBears on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions

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