SBN Pac12 Sites Roundtable the Expansion
Yes, roundtable is a verb now. I just did that. Just right now. We can even conjugate! Roundtabling. Having had roundtabled. It works great in the pluperfect subjunctive.
And it works great when the SBN Pac12 sites get together for an expresso-fueled rants about expansion. Expansion really sucked all the oxygen out of the site for a few weeks there. Everything was expansion this and expansion that. There was a real immediacy to it that made it difficult to look at the bigger picture. Rumors abounded and one Chip Brown sold a buttload of subscriptions to what I can only assume was Rolling Stone magazine. They get *all* the scoops!
Now, with the historic perspective of approximately two weeks, us SBN Pac12 sites can provide that bigger picture. We can take that step back and look at all the angles on this one. So, follow us after the jump to see what some of your favorite sites, like Addicted To Quack and more from Addicted To Quack, had to say. I knew that Addicted To Quack was great for more than just eye candy! GO BEARS!
Nuss from CougCenter: Let's just say we Coug fans are tickled pink by this expansion. I was against it initially because of, you know, all that tradition crap -- round robin, true champion, blah blah blah. But that was before I realized just how badly WSU needed money. Suddenly, I was changing my tune. Sixteen teams? Bring it on!Of course, that didn't work out. But expanding to 12 teams will undoubtedly lead to a substantial increase in revenue for the conference, which will lead to increased revenue for WSU. And while I thought initially that six-team divisions were kind of stupid and contrived, I've warmed incredibly to the idea of being in the same division as the other northwest schools. Not that anything will be on the line in that way for WSU for some time, but someday maybe ...
Avinash from CGB: It had the conference championship game, the unbalanced divisions (Texas and Oklahoma have won, what, the last eight to ten conference titles?), but still a general level of respect from playing by the BCS's rules. We, on the other hand, had USC and the nine dwarves and no one paid us much heed. Now the tables have turned!
Yeah, Colorado and Utah aren't King Kong, but people miss the bigger picture. We have a twelve team conference, a title game, and a little more leeway when it comes to wins and losses. Most importantly, we earn a chance to play a final title game on the last week of the season with the rest of the big boys, something that matters a lot when working our way up the BCS totem pole (which is pretty much what this whole game has been about, right?).
And if I'm thinking along the lines of Commissioner Scott's overall goals, I doubt we're done with expansion. It's been delayed, but any more steps we can make toward a bigger conference bring us closer to a playoff and the most coherent system to decide who the best team in the country is.
AndyPanda from Building the Dam: think the 12 team format we wound up with is the best reasonable solution available at this time. And it strikes a balance between mass expansion and the traditionalists, which, since they also happen to include a number of top contributors to the various programs, shouldn't be totally ignored.
While not huge, the Denver and Salt Lake markets are a significant addition, and they are growing.
Like many, I think long term, Texas would be a problem. They would try to take over, and probably succeed. If they didn't, they would eventually jump ship.
Being at 12 with these specific additions also positions the conference well for the next realignment cycle down the road. The Big XII-II could well be headed for another serious problem in another contract cycle or two, with possibly valuable fallout to others. And despite some of the obvious issues, long term, the Mt. West, and even Fresno St. and Nevada, are potentially viable future considerations. The Pac-12 will be agile enough to still go in a lot of different directions depending on what happens.
The addition of the football conference championship game is the crucial accomplishment. The next one will be adding at least one, preferably two, bowl tie-ins, though that second one may take a while, and maybe some creativity. Larry Scott and the consultants he hires were put in place to be creative, though, so I see that as just a matter of him doing his job, rather than something that should prove to be a big problem.
I think the key to the divisional alignment fuss, which may be already settled anyway, but could still be a sore spot, is to play 9 conference games, not 8.
That allows everyone in the opposite division from the LA schools, which it appears will be the bay area and northwest schools, two trips to LA, and two visits from LA, every three years, which will come much closer to satisfying everyone than two trips and two visits in four years, when combined with the conference championship game's exposure, and payoff.
"They are going to have to update this *and* include two new coaches!" via s2nblog.files.wordpress.com
It is also important to understand the difference between the culture of football in the other big divisional conferences and the Pac-10/12 when evaluating the issue of 9 games vs. 8.
In the SEC, there are ample local pushovers to fill four non-conference schedules with three home games and a blockbuster, AND Florida, LSU, Alabama, etc. will sell out if they schedule a Division II opponent. Only Oregon and maybe Washington if they get rolling again, consistently sell out, and for many of the Pac-12, four non-conference games will often mean two road games, and it is already a problem to fill three games. Witness ASU this year. That ninth Pac-12 game will be the most valuable property that can be delivered to Pullman, Corvallis, Palo Alto, Tucson, and probably Salt Lake and Boulder, especially in years they do not have a divisional championship contender. Probably even Berkeley and Westwood.
I think the zipper approach would be a colossal mistake, marketing wise. It would confuse and aggravate the marginal and distant fan, which are the ones the conference is trying to attract. Because these are the swing viewers. There is no need to hold onto those of us that are deeply dedicated to our teams and conference, we are staying anyway.
I also think getting going in 2011 would be the right thing to do, EVEN if there are temporary complications with the existing TV contracts. It is important (read valuable) to get the fan base energized and keep them that way, again, for the less than 100% devoted fan, the ones we are trying to reach.
TwistNHook from CGB: If we lose annual games with UCLA or USC (especially our Southern branch), I will be upset. And I doubt I will be alone.
AddictedToQuack from Addicted To Quack: I was all pumped for the 16 team conference at first, partly because I loved the idea of Texas and Oklahoma coming in on a regular basis, and partly because I loved what basically amounted to a return to the old Pac-8, but once it became clear what Texas really was, I'm glad the whole thing fell through. Its evident that the whole thing would have lasted maybe a decade before the Texas schools and California schools got in a giant dick measuring contest.
"We get to do this to new teams now!" via imgs.sfgate.com
Utah is a good football school, Colorado will be again. Solid additions, solid markets. As long as we get a Pac-10 network, I'm good.
JazzyUte from BlockU: Shocker! I approve of the expansion plans. I think Utah will make a fantastic entry into the Pacific-Ten (Twelve) and am excited to see what we can do with BCS status.
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Not to bring up divisional alignment again
But, if I had the choice of playing USC or UCLA every year, I’d much rather play UCLA. Yes, USC is better, and no, I’m not tired of being beaten by them, rather I believe it is only natural to have the two UC’s play each other every year. Furthermore, I feel like there is far greater cross-pollination of bay area kids going to school at UCLA & So Cal kids going to school in Berkeley than with USC.
me too!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't drink the pink cool aid!
The ewets may think that they can deliver the Utah TV market to the PAC whatever you are but they can’t. They will tell you that they can draw people from BYU to ewetah games, but they can’t. Want proof? Try this! They can’t fill their 40k seat stadium every game, even when they go undefeated. What were their ticket sales like when they went to the Fiesta and Sugar Bowls? Pathetic!!! In the last four football games against their rivals they managed a big time 1-3 record. In the last ten years they claim to have dominated BYU. But the fact is they are 5-5. BYU and ewetah have had an all sports contest sponsored by a credit union called The Deseret First Dual. This year it was 45.5-15.5 for BYU. And the ewets lost all but one event in the men’s competitions and split the ladies. BYU has taken 2/3 of the trophies in the Dual.
Don’t forget that it was the University of ewetah and their great research team of Fleischmann and Pons that brought us Cold Fusion!!! So be more careful when you drink from the cup offered by any ewetah athletic supporter!!! You just may get more than you thought you would.
EWETS???
ewets??? Oh I get it! Ha that’s clever! I never realized that creativity and bitterness mixed. Are you over being left behind yet? I’m glad we were able to at least leave you with the good feeling of winning the Deseret First Duel. I can’t wait for that announcement on Sports Center. Good Job BYU!!!
its about TV markets
it doesn’t even matter what attendance is. Having Utah in the conference forces Salt Lake cable and satellite carriers to carry our network.
BYU will never be in teh Pac-10 because its a mormon school. You may not like it, but that’s the way it is.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
No one cares
Go back to happy valley, and accept the fact you are no longer as good as Utah, you little koogie. Utah has moved on, now it is time for you. Good luck in the future in the MWC, but please the anger has got to hurt you. Move on, it is just football.
USC in Salt Lake
Don’t you think teams like USC coming to town every other year would help ticket sales?
And by that you obviously mean teams like THE California Golden Bears!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Correction. . .
I think it should always be the “Mighty California Golden Bears” when BYU fans refer to them, otherwise ignore them.
I mean, they should get used to standardized nomenclature when referring to teams in conferences that outclass them. Consequently, Utah becomes “The Mighty Utes” or we ignore the post.
They, on the other hand remian, well, whatever . . .
You sir, are a gentleman and scholar!
And you should be awarded the Nobel Prize for that brilliant idea!
Re: USC in Salt Lake
No doubt USC will increase ticket sales, not to mention several other PAC teams. That is one of the reasons stadium expansion has become necessary. Season ticket sales have continued to increase every year since 2003. It is becoming more and more difficult to get additional season tickets for our group. Utah is growing and I know of several ybU fans that I work with that claim they will start attending Utah games because of the level of competion coming in. Some of these ybU fans are even former players. Utah’s fan base has grown and will continue to grow with the growing TV market. Congratulations to my Utes and I think the other PAC schools will be able to see what we offer in the upcoming years. Go Utes!
Attendance lie
I feel the need to address the Zoobie lie about bad attendance at Utah football. This was true 10 years ago, but ever since Urban Meyer injected success and excitement into the football program in 2003, the University of Utah has set season ticket records every single year and they now average beyond capacity for the season (standing room only).
Source: http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700036102/Utah-Utes-football-Packed-crowds-have-increased-need-for-added-revenue-stream.html
I recently became a Crimson Club member, upgrading from standard season tickets in the end zone, and the only sideline seats now available (before public sale begins July 12) are the top 3 rows of each section (rows 60-62). By being a season ticket holder for the past 5 years, I was able to snag 4 tix on row 58.

Expansion plans are underway as the demand is sky-rocketing and many media outlets even reported several BYU season ticket holders planning on trading in for some Utah season tickets when the PAC-12 invite was extended.
So while BYU may have won a national championship, Utah has attendance! For some reason this debate seems familiar to me.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
No
BYU still has more attendance, because of longer history, I was just saying we aren’t struggling to sell out games like he accused.
I’ll take 2 BCS wins and a No. 2 finish (with 16 votes for #1) in the last few years than a controversial NC that was before my time.
I've seen Big Love
So to be fair, each BYU family consists of at least 2 wives with several dozens of children for each… Its no wonder they can fill their stadium every game…
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i joined your blog
due to CruzinBears comment above alone. i happen to be a provo ute as well as a Mo’ and it’s that kind of thing that they REALLY hate man . . . love it
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, we’ll take em any way we can get em! Welcome to CGB, hope we can entertain you more often!
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brilliant stuff guys thanks
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 30, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
banged is such a dirty term, we had class together in high school
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by CruzinBears on Jun 30, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a CGB inside joke here, involving an endless debate between A’s fans and Giants fans. We have a tendency toward inside jokes, I’m afraid.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
I figured as much
I picked up on a bit of that lower in the thread. I was raised a Giants fan and have been to a few games, for the record.
Boooo. (Some of us are Dodgers fans too)
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by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sigh...
we Padre fans can’t even be good enough for another California MLB team to want to hate us.
... the Fighting Wesleyans
You know, for all the crap I get thrown my way for that, you guys are the ones that keep bringing it up!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy to be here!
First off, I want to apologize for adding to the bitterness with my previous comment to Lee Tanner. Please understand that the rivalry between Utah and BYU is completely classless and there is genuine hatred towards one another, and I don’t want people to get the wrong idea that Utah fans hate everybody. I think I speak for all Ute fans when I say that we are happy to be here and we look forward to the new competition in the PAC-12. We respect your conference and all of the amazing things that it has to offer, and you will find that as fans we will be respectful towards you. The respect in the rivalry with BYU dissapeared long ago which is why you will never see it between a Utah fan and a BYU fan.
I’ve been reading on many of the PAC-12 blogs since the conferences expanded, and there is a lot of good discussion on all of them. I’ve got to say that it is nice to see real fans out there who differ on what team they cheer for showing respect towards one another and while I have seen smack talk, it’s all in good fun.
Again I apologize for adding fuel to the fire and I am happy to be here!
You should hate others too. Pick on Oregon St or WSU. No one really hates them enough.
And Stanfurd. They deserve the hate
In other words, Go Bears!
is it politicaly correct to hate a team that has a tree for a mascot?
i’m just sayin . . . feel sorry for them maybe . . . but hate?
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhm...
The Utes were once the Redskins …
If I have to hate a PAC 10 team, i’d pick USC. I am not sure I have any hate left over thought, after BYU exhausts my supply.
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point taken
that is just wrong . . . and i might have nightmares tonight . . . thanks man . . . thanks a lot
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't hate on this...
I love it. Seing this made my day. This doesn’t make me hate the Furd, it makes me laugh at them.
Just wait until the first time that monstrosity and the accompanying abomination that they refer to as a “band” visits your home stadium. You will hate them with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Guaranteed. (So smuggle in some fruit or something – I promise you’ll use it.)
Irate Toothmonger - Will get all up in your business for food
It’s just really hard to hate a team 49-17 and 66-3 the last two years. You almost kinda just feel sorry for them. Normally, I’d say the same thing for OSU; they’re a team with so little talent on paper, but achieve so much through hard work just to never be rewarded for it. That said, they seem to kick our asses in both football and basketball, so fuck them.
WSU might get feel some hate by association.
They might interpreter “I HATE THE COUGARS” differently than we intend.
I feel it is their fault for choosing to use middle aged female stalkers as a mascot.
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Not sure why the utah fan referenced BYU
Not sure why the utah fan felt the need to bring BYU into it, but his spaghetti on the wall comment about beating BYU at everything is patently ridiculous.
Here is the thing (from the Holy War Wiki page):
BYU has as many top 15 finishes in the last 4 years (3 of them) as Utah does in the ENTIRE 100+ year history of the program. Ouch.
Utah has 6 top 25 finishes in the entire 100+ year history of the program (that’s two more than BYU has had in the last 4 years). BYU’s also had 17 top 25 finishes since 1977 (or better than 50% of the time does BYU finished ranked…including finishing ranked the last 4 years consecutively).
Utah has five ten+ win seasons in the history of program. BYU has had 4 consecutive ten win seasons…and 16 of them since 1979. Ouch.
BYU has more 11+ win seasons in the last 4 years (3 of them) then Utah has had in over 100+ years (two total in 100+ years of playing football for the Utah program).
Utah has three outright conference titles since 1957 (BYU has two in the last 4 years). BYU has 22 conference championships since 1976.
Utah has finished ahead of BYU in the conference standings just one time in the last 5 years in football (and just five times total in the last 40 years). BYU has finished ahead of Utah outright 4 times in the last 5 years and over 30 times in the last 40 years. Ouch.
In the last 5 years, Utah has finished in the MWC conference as follows: 6th, 4th, 3rd, 1st, 3rd. BYU has finished as follows; 2nd, 1st, 1st, 3rd, 2nd.
The overall series all-time is 50-31-4 (not 58-28 as a ute fan proclaimed above). However, BYU has won 3 of the last 4 and 29 of the last 41 in this series. Utter domination. Utah fans have to look to their great grandaddies to find someone that remembers an era where Utah was better than BYU. Pretty sad. Simply put, very few “rivalries” has been as lopsided as this one (in BYU’s favor, I might add) in the last 40 years. If one team is winning 75% of the time, then who is this a “rivalry” to anyways?
Now onto bowl records……..Utah fans talk about their “12-3” bowl record. But, remember, nine of these 15 bowl games have occurred since 1999. Utah only started to qualify for bowls when the bowl season become so watered down that any 6 win team would qualify. Prior to the late 90’s you actually had to be GOOD to make a bowl game. Not so much anymore. As a result, the vast majority of these “bowl wins” have come against second tier opponents. Since 1995, Utah has played two bowl opponents that managed to finish with a winning record and rank in the final Sagarin top 40. One of those teams destroyed Utah 38-10. The other was Alabama. Since 1999, here is the list of the teams Utah has played in bowl games: WAC Fresno State, 6 win USC, C-USA Southern Miss, 7 win Pittsburgh, 7 win Georgia Tech, C-USA Tulsa, Navy, Alabama and Pac-10 6th place Cal. That is not murder’s row. In fact, other than Alabama, that bowl resume is TERRIBLE. What credit should Utah deserve for beating Navy or Tulsa or Fresno State or Southern Miss when they were getting blasted in the regular season by the likes of New Mexico, UNLV, Wyoming, or Colorado State? Bad, bad, bad.
More evidence of Utah’s ineptitude: Utah has not beaten a major conference team on the road that finished with a winning record in nearly a generation. Utah has just one victory in the last 15 years against a non-league opponent that was ranked the day they played and who also FINISHED ranked in both polls (non-inspired Alabama team). And to cap it off……Utah has ONE victory in over 100 years of playing football against a major conference team that finished with less than 4 losses. One. That’s it.
As you can see, Utah has been historically (or at least in the last 50-60 years) one of the worst Division I program in college football. Very few programs boast such few accomplishments (virtually never finishing ranked, virtually never winning a league title, nor beating anyone of consequence). I
As for BYU, included in all many great BYU seasons above (a plethora of ranked seasons, bowl games, and 10+ win seasons) is included the following: A national championship, a Heisman trophy winner, 2 Outland trophy winners, several Davey O’Brien winners, several top 5 Heisman voting finishes, and a Doalk Walker winner. BYU has also had many consensus All-Americans. BYU has multiple QB’s go onto the NFL and be starters on prominent Super Bowl winning teams (such as Jim McMahon with the ‘85 Bears and Steve Young with the ’95 49ers). In fact, Steve is still the highest rated passer in NFL history. Utah’s claim to NFL fame? Alex Smith! LOL. Pathetic.
In addition to all the above, we know that BYU has vastly superior facilities, vastly higher attendance at games (both home and away), and brings in a much wider viewing audience.
There is no comparing these two programs in any way. I guess for Utah fans, their entire history revolves around 3 months in 2004 and 3 months in 2008. If it didn’t occur in those small windows then it is an ugly blemish that must be forgotten. Unfortunately, they can hide from their past. It’s bad.5
Not sure why the utah fan felt the need to bring BYU into it
I think GatorUte brought BYU into it, because he perceived Lee Tanner to have raised the BYU topic in his original post.
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Nope
actually, I was referring to your guest blogger spending half his article about Utah’s invitation talking about BYU. Of the twelve paragraphs, he referred to BYU in five of them. As far as I can see, that focus was of his own free will, and was not provoked.
That is typical, but when he said that Utah has “won and bested BYU almost in every aspect” since the 80’s, well, I wanted to set the record straight.
Have fun with a commuter school in your league. Cheers.
Commuter School? Nice good bye jab.
Have you ever been to USC? Now that is a commuter school. No one wants to live in south-central LA. UCLA also has a lot of commuters—Brentwood/LA is an expensive place to live. We welcome the Utes. You could almost call SLC a college town at a population of a 154,000, so throw commuter out the door. UU has a staff of 14,000, student population of 22,000 and post graduate population of 6,600. Those add up to make 27% of the city. WSU, OSU and UA are probably the Pac12 schools with the least amount of commuters. I am sure CU gets a lot of commuters from Denver. Honestly, I did like the commuter school jab. I laughed. All schools look like commuter schools next to religious universities. People travel from all over to go to religious universities.
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I’m confused what any of this has to do with being a commuter school. I’d look at the % of undergrad students are full time students first if I was going to compare schools to see which ones were more “commuter” schools…..
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Boooo, reason
But, yeah. I’ve always considered “commuter” school to be more a reference to a ratio of part-time to full time students, not on living situation.
On that note, I don’t recall many people living too far from UCLA, at least undergrads. There’s enough “affordable” (oh god my wallet still pains me) housing nearby, and most of the dorms are very nice. Grad students still tend to live further away.
I wasn't trying to get into the exact science of a commuter school.
But I consider anyone who doesn’t live on campus and near by (off campus apartments, houses) to be commuters. Commuters are the ones living with Mom or Dad and are going to school. Also, the 50 year old guys next to you in sociology class, who keeps asking questions. Also, freakin junior or seniors shouldn’t be living in dorms. No one did that when I was in school. After freshman year (or sooner if you could pull it off) you got out of the dorms, as quick as possible.
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Also, the 50 year old guys next to you in sociology class, who keeps asking questions.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
For some reason that guy
thinks he is smarter than you because he is 50, but asks more questions than a 2 year old. “Yes, it is called the World Wide Web and yes you have to email it and no you can’t use a typewriter.” “Yes, you can technically call it syllabi as well as syllabuses.” He thinks he has smart questions. LOL.
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“how does the milgram experiment relate to the re-election of genghis khan in revolutionary france?”
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I might have spit on my computer screen when I laughed at that one!
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Also, freakin junior or seniors shouldn’t be living in dorms. No one did that when I was in school. After freshman year (or sooner if you could pull it off) you got out of the dorms, as quick as possible.
Depends on where you go.
Commuters are the ones living with Mom or Dad and are going to school. Also, the 50 year old guys next to you in sociology class, who keeps asking questions.
And those will be the schools with larger populations of part time students….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Then according to Cacophony
Utah should have an enrollment of a 154,000 students.
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Also, I don't think affordable and LA/Brentwood should go in the same sentence.
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95%+ of USC students live within a mile from campus.
Not sure where you get your information, fellow.
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so are their legacy point totals
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by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, 10 years out of date sir.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Where did you get that statistic--95%?
…I have been to USC campus a lot, especially during the day for work and there are a lot of kids parking in that parking garage east of the 110 fwy. Is that you personal statistic? I wouldn’t live off campus for free, that’s a rough neighborhood. I know back in the day the campus has an emergency call phone like every 50 feet with a blue light to see it at night. The students must carry mase or a hand gun with them, in order to walk to class. Everyone I have met is commuter. At $40,000 a year I would be living with Mom and Dad. Dang!
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USC is definitely not a commuter school. I honestly doubt the commuter school business model would even work for a private school. Cal State Eastbay (is that what they call it these days?) would be a commuter school. Big difference….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That is an assumption.
At $40,000 a year and with the cost of living in LA most people I know in California commute to College. In fact, every one of my USC friends and people I have met from USC commute to USC. Why pay to live in south-central LA, when you can live for free with Mom and Dad? After WSU I went to a private school in SoCal and half the students commuted. So, private school doesn’t mean anything. If anything a private school cost more, thus students want to save money on housing and commute. With 15 million people living in the LA urban area, you are going to have significant commuters.
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So, private school doesn’t mean anything.
Still think you’re missing it. How many people do you know that commuted to Stanford? Private schools tend to be more geographically diverse, meaning people can’t commute. They tend to be expensive and take only full time students, which means you don’t get part time commuters. There are lots of reasons being a private school matters.
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You think maybe there’s a reason that you commute and mostly know commuters?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Ya, because we don't live in SouthCentral LA. Ever been there?
Bring your bullet proof vest. And I will admit $40,000 a year is expensive for my friends who commute to USC. $160,000 for a 4 year education. Ouch. But I will give it USC you do have prestige.
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Sigh. Since you didn’t get the hint from my screen name, yes I have been to South Central. I managed to get through four years of living on / by campus without getting shot, mugged, or otherwise. That even includes having the Rodney King riots go on during finals of my senior year, although I will confess to bailing from the area after about 14 hours of (other people) burning and looting the neighborhood.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
That's classic.
You were there during the riots? Craziness. You never got shot or mugged there? You must be a ninja. LOL. Ya, I saw you were DC Trojan, but living in socal I have meant plenty of Trojan fans that never went to school there and haven’t ever been to the campus. Some don’t even know where the school is located. Nothing against Trojan fans, that is just typical for southern Cali. Same goes for a lot of Bruin fans. People are busy in socal. (Especially sitting on freeways) Also, my bad for assuming.
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I hadn’t accounted for non-alumni fans. I guess I can’t imagine getting fired up about a football team for a college I didn’t attend.
As for being a ninja, I don’t know about that. I suppose that not doing stupid shit like going to Homicide Liquor for beer (more than once) helped.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Picture a car full of stupid freshman going to a liquor store south of MLK (but north of Vernon) because word on the street is that they don’t card. They didn’t, but that was not what you would call a welcoming environment.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I guess you do what you can when you are underage. That's living on the edge.
I managed a job on Vernon, just north of the 10 fwy. Great area…Not.
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Here are some numbers.
Forty-five percent of students live in campus housing (68% of first-years, 22% of seniors)
The remainder live within driving distance (41%), walking distance (13%), or in a fraternity or sorority house (1%)
Twelve percent of men and 10% of women are members of a fraternity or a sorority
Driving distance in LA is an hour. I think 95% was a little high.
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Yes but an hour on LA roads is about two miles…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 29, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So 45% live on campus and 44% live within walking or driving distance? So…..I’m unclear what point you’re making with those numbers?
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Commuting to Chico St., Humblot St., Cal Poly San Luis Obispo...not so much.
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Why you hattin’ on CSUEB like dat?
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by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just acknowledging that it’s a commuter school….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it? Anyone actually care to find some part-time student/full time student (undergrad) ratios?
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
UCI pretty much is, yeah.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I have been to USC, and you’re about 10 years off with the commuter comment. Used to be much more true than it is now.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Forty-five percent of students live in campus housing (68% of first-years, 22% of seniors)
The remainder live within driving distance (41%), walking distance (13%), or in a fraternity or sorority house (1%)
Twelve percent of men and 10% of women are members of a fraternity or a sorority
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So 45% live on campus and 44% live within walking or driving distance? So…..I’m unclear what point you’re making with those numbers?
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
We are taking this commuter crap to serious.
It says 41% are within driving distance. Well commuters are always withing driving distance. A lot non-commuters live within walking distance of a school or use a school transit system, so some may fall into that 41% I guess. But in LA who knows…within driving distance in LA means 2 hours. I guess one of my points is South-Central LA is not an appealing place to live, so a lot of students commute in. I know a lot students like to live in the Manhattan, Redondo, Venice beach areas.
I really don’t freakin care anymore!!!
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Ha I think it comes down to you having a different idea of what a commuter school is than I do. It’s not about whether you “commute” to school – it’s about whether you’re a student that’s involved in campus life, compared to commuter schools that have sizable portions of the student body that are older people returning to school, or people just going to school part time, etc, so their only involvement with the school is to attend class.
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Ya, that is probably it. Different ideas.
After WSU, I went to a private school in SoCal and there were a lot of commuters. Students who lived at home (mom & dads house), but were still involved in student life—but the college still acknowledged them as commuters. Basically, students that went to high school within the area and decided to live with mom and dad instead of on campus. Happens a lot in SoCal, compared to when I went to college Washington. Especially, with the price of private college. I also think the cost of living in SoCal plays a part. I think people live with parents longer in SoCal, because of cost. Pullman definitely didn’t have commuters, UW has a lot of students that live on campus, but being in Seattle there was also commuters…they have 42,000 freakin students.
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I’d have to agree with your summation of commuter school, just look at SJSU… they are very much a commuter school, serving the greater south bay region, but have many students very active in student/campus life…
I think there can be a difference between standard commuter school (SJSU) and a commuter school that just has no school spirit (CSUEB)
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by CruzinBears on Jun 30, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I thought you were joking about CSUEB. That is why I tried to show east bay love with the What!? What!?. Oaktown!
I can’t keep track of all the new Cal States. CSU Stanislaus? Isn’t Stanislaus a type of dressing.
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Stanislaus isn’t even new! I was a bit taken aback by CSU, Channel Islands and CSU, San Marcos, though.
CSUEB = Cal State Hayward, renamed.
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by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
well done my liege
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I still maintain the belief that if you looked at the proportion of undergrads that are part time, you’d get a pretty good idea of whether a school is a commuter school or not.
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
This may be true, but it sounds like you are implying that a full time can’t be a commuter, which is maybe where some of the confusion stemmed from?
I just know many full-time students that have chosen to commute over living near campus to save money, from SJSU and U$C to Cal and UCSC
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 30, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I only consider you a real “commuter” if you aren’t actively involved in campus life.
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Basically, the only reason you ever go to campus is to attend class. Much like a commuter for a job – they only show up to the community for work, and then they leave to go back to their own seperate community for everything else.
Also, when I talk about broad statistics, I’m not trying to imply individuals can’t be exceptions, just that we can get a good idea of the general population trend from looking at the full time/part time ratio.
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
We could talk about this all day. What if that person only goes to class, but does attend athletic events and that’s it. Is that now considered involved in campus life? There are to many stickin gray areas.
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And that’s why we just look at the population statistics and don’t worry about each individual…..
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This all started
with a BYU fan telling us to enjoy our new Pac12 commuter school. LOL.
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This is not what I wanted to happen
I probably ruined this from being a good discussion about the new conference by adding fuel to the fire. This wasn’t supposed to be a “Mine’s bigger than yours” contest. I will accept full responsibility for the sour turn this discussion took as I should have kept my classless comment to Lee Tanner to myself.
This isn’t about BYU Vs. Utah. This is supposed to be about the great possibilities that have been created with the expansion. As a Utah fan I know that I am excited to see games against all of the great original PAC-10 teams that we maybe got 1 or 2 a year if we were lucky all of a sudden becoming a regular yearly occurance. Games against the Oregon teams and Cal in the past couple of years have been a huge deal because they were opportunities for us to show that we can compete at the elite level, and we finally have the chance to do so. Now, instead of the Non-Conference games being a huge deal, it’s the actual conference games that I am excited to see each year. I am thrilled to be in the PAC-12 now. Again, I apologize for throwing in the curveball.
The sole reason I organized this post amongst the Pac12 writers was to create an open opportunity for a BYU-Utah fight on CGB. We’ve never had one of those. And we’re so close! SO CLOSE!
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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Keith Van Horn is the best!
No, Michael Smith is the best!
No, Ma Jian is the best!
No, Shawn Bradley is the best!
The Holy War presented by California Golden Blogs
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 29, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nothing can start a good religious war like a solid Honk!
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Ushering in the First Crusade?
“I, or rather the Lord, beseech you as Christ’s heralds to publish this everywhere and to pers e all people of whatever rank, foot-soldiers and knights, poor and rich, to carry aid promptly to those Christians and to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it. Honk!”
- Pope Urban II

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
When did Florida’s head coach become the pope?!
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
When he started Jesus at quarterback.
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see the pattern?
by JConant on Jun 29, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Excellent point! Rec’d!
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Congratulations! You win the historical statistics contest, but...
You’re stuck in the Mountain West because you didn’t perform when it mattered! You brought in the heavy artillery, but we snuck in and shanked you when you least expected it, and we get to bask in the glory while you are stuck with your worthless history books! I can tell by the size of your hate filled posts that you are completely filled with envy and can’t stand it! How does it feel to see “God’s Football Team” overlooked for the team up north? How could God let such a thing happen?
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jackdonkey see, Jackdonkey do
Ute guest blogger only talks about how they are better than BYU, BYU fan shows this is incorrect, and ute fan brings God into it.
So very typical.
Just remember, PACX fans. The majority of ute fans believe in the same God that BYU fans do, they are just embarrassed to admit it.
The term is Jackass...
And being the jackasses that BYU fans are, they brought God into it when they called it “God’s football team.” I only proceed to talk shit because it’s a jackass thing to do in proclaiming your football team to be “God’s team”
I love you Jesus!
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
uh oh
His forehead vein is showing! His forehead vein is showing!
Easy Cochise. You are starting to get incoherent. No one has mentioned God in this thread except for you.
Psst, you have a bit of spittle on the side of your mouth. You might want to wipe that off before people start thinking you are emotionally unstable.
by Cacophony on Jun 29, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is why I'm an atheist
What a silly thing to argue over.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
by QuackinAK on Jun 29, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ute guest blogger only talks about how they are better than BYU, BYU fanshows this is incorrectgets angry and retaliates on a non-MWC blog, and ute fan brings God into it.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
come on
i know you guys feel a need to stick up for your new little brother, but come on.
BTW, be careful putting yourselves up as big bro. Ute fans have a very, very large chip on their shoulder, and if you find yourself fighting their battle, they just might punch you in the back of your head while you are fighting their enemy just to show that they don’t need you.
Then, when you ask them why they did that, they will call you arrogant and self righteous.
wow, your posts have been nothing but kind and non-accusatory! i think i’ll believe you!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Other teams we visit love us because we show class to those who deserve it. As Utah fans, we always cheer for our team and are very classy to opposing fans, unless they are BYU fans. If it’s BYU, we pour beer on your family. It’s not like we are slapping your coaches wife or anything.
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha this.
Though I’ve seen both teams’ fans and seen negative experiences with both, it was the BYU fans at the Las Vegas Bowl in 2005 that take the cake in terms of irrational anger… Apparently “Go Bears!” was fightin’ words to a couple of butt hurt Cougs in line to leave the stadium…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
don’t piss them off! they’ll do the imperial march dance!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually it went more like…
::walking out of LV stadium, randomly shouting Go Bears! to passing cars::
::Enter car full of 20 something BYU students (maybe they were 30+ yrs old, its BYU of course)::
me and brother: “Go Bears!”
BYU guy: “Say it to my face, boy!”
Me and Brother: “Go Bears!”
Byu guy hanging out his window:" Say it to my face boy!!!!"
Me and bro: “Go Bears?”
::BYU guy charges at us and pushes my brother::
Before any relation can ensue, our much larger father stepped in, choke held the guy, pushed him back to his car and said “Get the fuck back in your car, right now!”
::all four or five of the BYU guys that were standing ready to fight quietly got back into their car, sat down and pretended to carry on like nothing happened::
Best post-bowl game shenanigans I’d witnessed in person
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
My usual explanation
for this kind of behavior is that they’re drunk., but now I’m at a loss.
by GBB4188 on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Haha that’s what we said too… I guess depression and adrenaline is kind of like PCP to mormons?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
actually
our PCP for the most part is ice cream, jello salad and anti-depressants . . . dang it . . . where is my Zoloft anyway man??
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, this one made me laugh. I love the imagery you guys are busting out!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
phony
Don’t tell me somebody has called you arrogant and self righteous before. Not while you were sitting there writing classy comments about how much you hate the Utes.
Stop getting in the middle of this epic flame war. We are like those people on safari who find two wildebeasts fighting. They’ve been fighting since the beginning of time itself and they’ll never stop fighting. Getting in the middle will only get you gored!
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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
So, you are all Jewish over there in Utah, then? I did not realize that.
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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I just hope we don’t accept University of Beersheva and Dead Sea Poly into the conference…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean they won’t be called Hail Mary’s anymore they’ll be called Kiddush’s?
Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Haifa Tech?
Is that a weapons show on the history channel?? MIlitary Channel I can’t wait to see it.
False
“The majority of ute fans believe in the same God that BYU fans do, they are just embarrassed to admit it.”
We simply know the place of god in our lives so we don’t assume he cares more about our football team than our fellow humans; e.g., we don’t ascribe bowl victories to miracles while shitting on other fans then piously pretensing to not playing the religion card. I mean, it’s times like this that make me recall that lying asswipe and BYU fan is a gross redundancy.
Am I reading this wrong
Or are you saying that it’s God’s fault you didn’t win because he cares more about other people? Man it sounds like even God hates BYU!
I think you are reading this wrong.
MeanBobMean is a Utah fan :)
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No one cares
koogie, no one cares. Why go back 100 years? Why? It is pointless. College football is only relevant 25 years. After that it is no longer relevant. I know it is hard to admit Utah has a better football program now, but a fact is a fact. I along with the rest of my Utah fans, wish you all the best in the MWC in years to come. But this is for the PAC 12, not the MWC. Which means you are not invited here. Go read Dick Harmon because he is the only one who cares.
That’s not entirely true, everyone is welcome here for the discourse… and I for one look forward to the random BYU trolls that show up in the years to come to start random flame wars with Utes… Plus the more enjoying Cal athletics, the better!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Phony, you have some serious jealousy issues
like the first runner up of a beauty contest who can’t accept the outcome. This is a perfect story about this guys reaction.
You asked this question…
then who is this a "rivalry" to anyways?
Your rant above that you spent 72 hours writing can anwer that question.
thank you for sharring!
that is just freaking (that’s called a mormon cuss word) hilarious
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Seen the Hitler clip a 100 times
It’s been re-translated into several BYU slanders, but I admit I still laughed at how important the “Haka” dance was in this one.
This video is just as good.
Check out this new Haka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k71eSLJAXRA
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Exaggerating, intentionally misleading, factual inaccuracies, and outright lying – the typical TDS poster.
"Not sure why the utah fan felt the need to bring BYU into it, but his spaghetti on the wall comment about beating BYU at everything is patently ridiculous." Not nearly as ridiculous as what we are about to read from you, but I digress.
“Here is the thing (from the Holy War Wiki page): BYU has as many top 15 finishes in the last 4 years (3 of them) as Utah does in the ENTIRE 100+ year history of the program. Ouch." Yet Utah has more top 4 finishes in the last 6 years than BYU has EVER (hey, since you used only the coaches poll in your claim, I can stick to just the AP). Here we see the typical zoob picking seemingly random sets of data to prove a point, where if were to travel just outside that range, we see the statement to be intentionally misleading.
Utah has 6 top 25 finishes in the entire 100+ year history of the program (that’s two more than BYU has had in the last 4 years). BYU’s also had 17 top 25 finishes since 1977 (or better than 50% of the time does BYU finished ranked…including finishing ranked the last 4 years consecutively)." This has more to do with the increase in technology and the timeliness of each program’s success than the real strength of either team. Much of Utah’s success occurred when none of the poll makers could hear or see Utah games. Were you aware that Utah went 49-8-4 in the 8 years from 1925 to 1932? 3 of those years occurred in a 4 year period where the “Redskins” went undefeated and untied. Yet, no show in the rankings, although they beat a number of highly ranked teams such as Colorado, Arizona, Washington State, (couldn’t travel very far back then) and West Virginia during that time. I have numerous examples of great seasons that deserve rankings, but playing out west but east of Cali prior to 1965 had its disadvantages.
Utah has five ten+ win seasons in the history of program. BYU has had 4 consecutive ten win seasons…and 16 of them since 1979. Ouch. In the 116 years that Utah has played football, the Utes didn’t even play a total of 10 games for 52 of them. So I wouldn’t jump to “The History of The Program” if I were you. But you make an interesting argument. What if Utah had played 13 games that are now played since 1896? FYI, BYU has multiple 14 and even one 15 game seasons. Well, 10 games out of 13 is a .769 win ratio. Were you aware that Utah has 21 seasons of .769 or better win ratios? Were you aware that BYU has accomplished the same feat 18 times in their history? Were you aware that Utah has more wins (617) than BYU (505), and a higher win percentage (Utah = .577, BYU = .558). Even when we just use games since 1922 (when BYU starts counting games, before that it was BY Academy), Utah has more wins (517 to 505) and a higher win percentage (.573 to .558)
“BYU has more 11+ win seasons in the last 4 years (3 of them) then Utah has had in over 100+ years (two total in 100+ years of playing football for the Utah program).” Utah has 9 seasons of .846 or better (11 of 13 games), as you pointed out, BYU has 11. You really need to stop the stereotype that BYU fans don’t recognize anything prior to Lavelle.
“Utah has three outright conference titles since 1957 (BYU has two in the last 4 years). BYU has 22 conference championships since 1976.” Why did you choose 1957? Oh, I know! Because you ignore everything that happened prior to LaVelle Edwards. Perhaps you weren’t aware that both teams have 24 conference championships (and yes, BYU was in the same conference as Utah well before 1957), and that both teams have 3 outright and 1 shared MWC championships? I could use the same argument and say Utah has had 3 outright conference championships since 2003 and BYU has had 2, but I won’t stoop to your level and pick and choose the years which make my team look better, as you have chosen to do.
“Utah has finished ahead of BYU in the conference standings just one time in the last 5 years in football (and just five times total in the last 40 years). BYU has finished ahead of Utah outright 4 times in the last 5 years and over 30 times in the last 40 years. Ouch.” Once again you choose the years that make BYU look good and Utah look bad. 5 and 40? Strange years to pick. Why not 20? Why not 10? Why not 100? You choose 30 when it suits you. You choose 100, too. But you only chose those numbers when they make BYU look good and Utah look bad. Once again, you are intentionally misleading your readers. You and I both know why you chose 5 years instead of 7.
“In the last 5 years, Utah has finished in the MWC conference as follows: 6th, 4th, 3rd, 1st, 3rd. BYU has finished as follows; 2nd, 1st, 1st, 3rd, 2nd. Interesting that you chose 5 years.” Let’s use your methodology and go back 7: Utah is 1,1, 5 (3 way tie for 4th), 3.5 (2 way tie for 3rd), 3.5 (3 way tie for 3rd), 1, and 3. Average: 2.57. BYU is 5 (3 way tie for 4th), 3, 2.5 (2 way tie for 2nd), 1,1, 3, and 2. Average: 2.5. And as I pointed out, both teams have 3 outright and 1 shared conference title. Wow, BYU sure is exponentially better at MWC play!
“The overall series all-time is 50-31-4 (not 58-28 as a ute fan proclaimed above). However, BYU has won 3 of the last 4 and 29 of the last 41 in this series. Utter domination. Utah fans have to look to their great grandaddies to find someone that remembers an era where Utah was better than BYU. Pretty sad. Simply put, very few "rivalries" has been as lopsided as this one (in BYU’s favor, I might add) in the last 40 years. If one team is winning 75% of the time, then who is this a "rivalry" to anyways?” Here you go again. 4 years, 41 years, 40 years. Picking and choosing years that make BYU look the best. You should be aware that there are several factually incorrect statements here. Firstly, BYU has not won 29 of the previous 41 games, they have won 26 (.634). If you believe that’s dominance, then you must believe that the "era" of 1993 to 2005 to be utter dominance, where Utah won 9 of the 13 games, for a win ratio of .692. Oh, and my great grandpa, grandpa, and father were all long gone by 2005. I could use the same argument and say that Utah has beaten BYU 5 of the last 8 years, 10 of the last 17, etc. And no, the record is not 50-31-4, it’s 53-34-4. You can’t choose to ignore games played just because you changed the name of your school. Notice Utah didn’t do that when we changed from The University of Deseret. Oh, and I think it might just be a “rivalry” to the fan that followed a rival fan to a completely separate college fan’s blogjust to troll here!
“Now onto bowl records……..Utah fans talk about their "12-3" bowl record. But, remember, nine of these 15 bowl games have occurred since 1999. Utah only started to qualify for bowls when the bowl season become so watered down that any 6 win team would qualify. Prior to the late 90’s you actually had to be GOOD to make a bowl game. Not so much anymore. As a result, the vast majority of these "bowl wins" have come against second tier opponents. Since 1995, Utah has played two bowl opponents that managed to finish with a winning record and rank in the final Sagarin top 40. One of those teams destroyed Utah 38-10. The other was Alabama. Since 1999, here is the list of the teams Utah has played in bowl games: WAC Fresno State, 6 win USC, C-USA Southern Miss, 7 win Pittsburgh, 7 win Georgia Tech, C-USA Tulsa, Navy, Alabama and Pac-10 6th place Cal. That is not murder’s row. In fact, other than Alabama, that bowl resume is TERRIBLE. What credit should Utah deserve for beating Navy or Tulsa or Fresno State or Southern Miss when they were getting blasted in the regular season by the likes of New Mexico, UNLV, Wyoming, or Colorado State? Bad, bad, bad.” First you say that 6 of the 15 bowls Utah has been to occurred before 1999, then you say we only qualify for bowls because they were watered down? Which is it? So, you point out that Utah has beaten low-quality opponents in their 9 game winning streak from 1999 to 2009. How has BYU done in that time, and who was their opponent? You lost to 13-0 Marshall 21-3 in ’99. Lost to 11-2 Louisville 28-10 in ’01. Lost to 8-4 Cal 35-28 in ’05. Beat 7-6 Oregon 38-8 in ’06. Beat 6-7 UCLA 17-16 in ‘07. Lost to 8-5 Arizona 31-21 in ‘08. And beat 8-5 Oregon State 44-20 in ‘09. You point out that our wins are so bad, but your best win was last year against a team that lost 5 games. What were the records of the teams Utah BEAT in the last 9 bowls? 8-5, 12-2, 8-5, 8-5, 7-5, 8-4, 9-4, 6-6, 8-5. So, the record of these teams BEFORE Utah beat them was .698. Again, Utah went 9-0 against teams with a record of .698 BEFORE the bowl game. BYU went 3-4 against teams that had a .686 record BEFORE the bowl game. The three teams that BYU beat? Well, they were .583. Why do I recite the record before the game, not after? Because when Utah beats them, their record goes down, and when BYU loses, their opponents record goes up.
“More evidence of Utah’s ineptitude: Utah has not beaten a major conference team on the road that finished with a winning record in nearly a generation. Utah has just one victory in the last 15 years against a non-league opponent that was ranked the day they played and who also FINISHED ranked in both polls (non-inspired Alabama team). And to cap it off……Utah has ONE victory in over 100 years of playing football against a major conference team that finished with less than 4 losses. One. That’s it.” I find it fascinating when people use so many filters to strengthen their argument. What they don’t realize is that by using so many filters, they are not only diminishing their own argument, but they are reducing the chances of success or failure to almost nil." Major Conference team? Well, I assume you mean BCS AQ conference, which reduces the number of games Utah plays annually to 1, 2 or maybe 3 due to a bowl game? Road game, well, that removes the neutral bowl games, and takes the possibility of a game per year at 0 or 1. That team has a winning record at the end of the year? Well, that mathematically eliminates 50% of all teams, so we’re now looking at about 1 game every 3 years. “Nearly a generation”? How very specific of you. You don’t know the real date, or opponent, do you? I do, but I won’t provide you that info because I want you to do the research yourself – as I have. I will tell you that in a "generation", there have been several road victories against winning teams from AQ conferences, and the most recent one proves your statement to be an outright lie. The more I read your posts, the more I understand where you’re coming from. 100% of your data came from some other BYU poster and you simply believed what they said to be true, and although I’ve proven so many of them factually incorrect, you and many of your myopic friends will just continue to spout poorly researched lies. By the way, I think it absolutely hilarious that you are discounting your own team, BYU, in the statement above. By saying ‘major conference team’, you remove the wins by Utah against winning-record BYU teams on the road. So, I must assume that you don’t think those are quality wins. In Provo, 2005, Utah beat 6-5 BYU. In Provo, 1999, Utah beat 8-3 BYU. In Provo, 1997, Utah beat 6-4 BYU. In Provo 1995, Utah beat 7-3 BYU. In Provo 1993, Utah beat 6-5 BYU. So, in the past 9 road games against BYU, BYU has had a winning record going into 8 of them, and Utah won 5. Maybe you won’t give credit to winning BYU programs, but I will. By the way, you really shouldn’t have used “ONE victory in over 100 years…major conference…less than 4 losses”. Remember where I pointed out all those years where college teams used to play only 8 games? Utah beat a LOT of teams with 5-3 or better records in major conferences (plenty from the now Big 10, Big 12, and Pac10)…your statement is simply factually incorrect again.
“As you can see, Utah has been historically (or at least in the last 50-60 years) one of the worst Division I program in college football. Very few programs boast such few accomplishments (virtually never finishing ranked, virtually never winning a league title, nor beating anyone of consequence).” That’s hilarious. Here I am pointing out how Utah bests BYU in so many ways, or at least is comparable, and you rank us as one of the worse DI programs? My, how you must think of BYU!!!
“As for BYU, included in all many great BYU seasons above (a plethora of ranked seasons, bowl games, and 10+ win seasons) is included the following: A national championship, a Heisman trophy winner, 2 Outland trophy winners, several Davey O’Brien winners, several top 5 Heisman voting finishes, and a Doalk Walker winner. BYU has also had many consensus All-Americans. BYU has multiple QB’s go onto the NFL and be starters on prominent Super Bowl winning teams (such as Jim McMahon with the ‘85 Bears and Steve Young with the ’95 49ers). In fact, Steve is still the highest rated passer in NFL history. Utah’s claim to NFL fame? Alex Smith! LOL. Pathetic.” Ah, yes, we all bow before BYU’s omnipotence. After all, Utah’s Cactus Jack Curtis, Ike Armstrong, the “Utah Pass”, Jim Fassel, Lee Grosscup, NFL hall of famer Larry Wilson, Super Bowl coach George Seifert, or the 24 players on current NFL rosters (19 for BYU) have had no influence at all on collegiate or professional football. We bow to your (jackassery, arrogance, take your pick) superiority. But I don’t expect you to know any of those guys.
“In addition to all the above, we know that BYU has vastly superior facilities, vastly higher attendance at games (both home and away), and brings in a much wider viewing audience.” Uh, we do? We know you have vastly superior facilities? I’m not sure if you know what ‘facilities’ means. You better qualify that statement, because the weight room, TOSH, IPF, and RES are all so much nicer than their equivalents in Provo – because most of BYU’s stuff is 20-40 years old. They don’t call LES ‘Erector Set Stadium’ for nothing. As for attendance? BYU is the school with the largest attendance of any non-BCS school. Any guesses as who #2 is? That’s right, Utah. But, we’re working on that. The new PAC $ will be of great assistance in increasing stadium capacity. We’ve been at 97% of capacity since Meyer took over in 2003 (BYU is at the same 97% in that time frame), and 100%+ in the last two years (also, same as BYU). And your claim about away game attendance? You’re going to have to come up with some research on this one, too. Because the numbers I’ve seen contradict this. You should also be aware that BYU fans have a reputation (rightly deserved) of not spending a dime during road or bowl games. They pay for their tix, and that’s it. They don’t buy gear, hotel rooms, bar tabs, restaurant tabs, other entertainment…hell, they don’t even go to the concession stands and they won’t fit the bill when asked to pay to see their teams on tv! That might have something to do with that ‘national’ audience you folks are so good at pointing out. If I was a BYU fan living in Dallas, I might have shown up to the 2009 game against Oklahoma, but ate at home, slept at home, etc. So, to those that equate high numbers of fans with money, it’s less so with BYU.
“There is no comparing these two programs in any way. I guess for Utah fans, their entire history revolves around 3 months in 2004 and 3 months in 2008. If it didn’t occur in those small windows then it is an ugly blemish that must be forgotten. Unfortunately, they can hide from their past. It’s bad.” You were so quick to point out that Utah fans focus on our success prior to 1970, yet here you are pointing to our BCS bowl runs. Thank you for making my point once again. Yes, most of Utah’s success occurred between 1896 and 1972, then again from 2003 to current. And most of BYU’s success came under Lavelle and Bronco. But then again, the PAC10 must think, “There is no comparing these two programs in any way.” I can only laugh at how much that must bother you.
by BigBadUte on Jul 1, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I love the "national fanbase" argument.
Unfortunately for BYU, their “national fanbase” doesn’t watch bowl games (and the regular-season rankings are pretty much the same). Let’s look at the four non-BCS years, since 2008 is obviously going to favor Utah just based on the fact that it’s the Sugar Bowl and BYU didn’t go in 2003 or 2004.
All games are on ESPN, so throw that argument out the window (no ABC or ESPN2 games).
2009-2010 bowls:
Poinsettia Bowl. Utah v. Cal (Utah ranked 23, Cal unranked). Wed, Dec 23, 8 pm.
Vegas Bowl. BYU v. OSU (BYU ranked 14, OSU ranked 18). Tue, Dec 22, 8 pm.
So this year would seem to favor BYU being more watched (better opponent, same time slot, same channel), but Utah beat BYU by .23.
2007-2008 bowls:
Poinsettia Bowl. Utah v. Navy (neither team ranked). Thu, Dec 20, 9 pm.
Vegas Bowl. BYU v. UCLA (BYU ranked 17, UCLA not ranked). Sat, Dec 22, 8 pm.
So all of the factors would favor BYU (better time, better date, similar opponent with bigger following, better ranking) and BYU beat Utah by .48.
2006-2007 bowls:
AF Bowl. Utah v. Tulsa (neither team ranked). Sat, Dec 23, 8 pm.
Vegas Bowl. BYU v. Oregon (BYU ranked 20, Oregon unranked). Thu, Dec 21, 8 pm.
This is sort of a mixed bag. Utah has a better date, but much worse opponent, destination, and is unranked. BYU should probably win this one with their ranking and Oregon fans watching, but they lose in a close one by .06.
2005-2006. BYU goes to the Vegas bowl for their first return to a bowl game since 2001.
Emerald Bowl. Utah v. GA Tech (Utah unranked, GA Tech ranked 24). Thu, Dec 29, 4:30
Vegas Bowl. BYU v. Cal (neither team ranked). Thu, Dec 22, 8 pm.
This one’s tricky too. Is Cal a better opponent than GA Tech? Probably not. But BYU has a much better time slot (Utah’s game is on at 1:30 local time on a Thursday. Plus BYU fans should be psyched to watch this game, even the casual ones, since it’s their first trip back in a while. BYU wins this one by .24
Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.
by displacedute on Jul 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And of course, there's the Dan Jones poll from 2008 that shows Utah fans are 47% of the state of Utah and BYU fans are 31%
So they don’t have a national fanbase or a Utah fanbase any bigger than that of the U.
Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.
by displacedute on Jul 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is a test of te emergency hashtag repair system.
This is only a test.
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
Ok, maybe a second test?
Hey, I didn’t break it :)
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
Utah had better MWC road attendance
I looked at only MWC road games so that all games are against the same opponent on the same field. Because they don’t have the same road games every year I took a two year sample. I also excluded games against each other. So the games I included are the 7 road games each team has had within the MWC over the last two years. Here are the results:
Utah total MWC road attendance 2008-09 minus BYU = 211,438
BYU total MWC road attendance 2008-09 minus Utah = 197,979
BYU had 13,459 fewer road fans over this period (divide by 7 equals 1,923 fewer fans per game.)
by daedalus17 on Jul 2, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Living in the past?
Is that like George Orwells’ 1984?
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
Congrats Utes!
This is my first time here and I just wanted to be part of the conversation.
As a BYU alum (and fan) living in the greater Salt Lake area, I want to say congrats to the Utes. I know the conversation has been mostly revolving around whether BYU deserved the invite more than Utah and I don’t think that was the point. Utah did deserve the bid. Whether more or less than BYU doesn’t really matter. BYU would not have fit in with the PAC-10. Athletically yes, but in any other way, no. BYU would not have been happy in the PAC-10 and the PAC-10 would likewise not have been happy with BYU in their conference, so it’s really a moot point. BYU may not have accepted an invite if it were extended. No reason to compare, really.
With that out of the way, I wanted to congratulate my brothers to the north for getting in. The additional money coming into the university will only help the state, which I am excited for. I will probably not watch a Utah football game once they get into the PAC-10 (at least at first), because I really only care about how well BYU does and it sounds like Utah won’t be playing BYU for the first few years and their success/failure will have no bearing on how BYU does. So, there you go. One less household in the Salt Lake market that won’t be watching them, but that’s just one.
Once the rivalry starts up again, I will be excited to be able to have a BCS win on my record every year (I know that’s unrealistic, but I wanted to say it anyway :P ). Eventually I think Utah will decide against scheduling BYU because they already have stiff enough competition in their own conference and that makes me a little sad that the holy war will not even exist 10 years down the road. I hope I’m wrong, but time will tell.
There you have it. Congrats, Utes. Hope you make the most of your newfound money. We don’t want it. We don’t need it. We’ve been doing just fine and will continue to do just fine without it.
by mattman1 on Jun 29, 2010 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to CGB, Mattman1. Hope to see you posting around here in the future, but you gotta stop with all “reasonable” and “level-headed” analysis. This is the internet! Don’t you irrationally hate something or someone? Now is your time to shine!
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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah seriously...
This isn’t the time to be classy.
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This coming from a
classless Ute. Max Hall still hates you. And he’s playing in the NFL.
I would pour beer on Max Hall’s family again!
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
But what kind of beer?
You’re in the Pac-10 now, we have high standards.
by GBB4188 on Jun 29, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is a very important question.
Your school’s entire existence in the Pac-10 depends on your answer…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Oregon craft beer is shit compared to the delicious ales coming out of California…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
REC’D
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Philadelphia’s been brewing since before either of those places have existed, so suck on that.
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
haaaaaahahahahahahaha
brewing what? cream cheese and steak sandwiches?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
i realize that, i am trying to bring shame upon philly
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Philly does have a decent beer scene, though, despite anything else it may lack (yes, it’s true, they do not know how to cook here)….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s still better than the ESPN boards. The people there are like SBNation commentors with a massive head injury.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
While maybe it is sad, I find SBNation commentators always appear to be far more tolerable than any other sports website fan bases…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 29, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s your own fault for going there….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My Ninkasi disagrees.
Also, I was in So Cal for a while recently… California really sucks at supporting their beer. Even shitty bars and major franchises in Oregon carry Sierra Nevada plus 3-4 Oregon Crafts. I only saw Sierra Nevada on tap ONCE.
California has some good beer, but the best beer I’ve had is easily made in Oregon.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
socal =/= representative of california breweries as a whole
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
This is true. I live in LA, and however hard to say… people in SoCal go to bars more to look good than for the beer.
sigh. I miss Triple Rock.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
me too, it’s two blocks away! :( so far
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I used to live on shattuck and hearst… oh the good times..
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I realize that. But I mean… I could go to some crappy bar in the middle of eastern Oregon, and I’ll still be able find SOMETHING outside of domestic swill…
Central Coast brews do rock though.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery shout out!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Well you were in SoCal, what do you expect?
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping to find stuff I couldn’t get in Oregon…
Or Milwaukee for that matter…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
but LA is silly and only care about what hollywood is currently drinking/pouring on Ron Artest
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
False, Lagunitas, Stone, Bear Republic among several others beg to differ…
But it is true about exporting to other states, I really only see CA craft beer in CA…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I see Lagunitas, Stone, and Bear Republic all the time on the stores up here (Stone is frequently on tap, and Lagunitas isn’t too uncommon).
I just don’t know why I didn’t see that stuff on tap anywhere in the LA area.
I use to hate Cal beer, but my tastes have evolved a LOT over the last year, and I enjoy a lot of beer I hated – And I still have to say, Ninkasi has the best IPA and Triple IPA, and Rogue has the best Lager and (Imperial) Pilsner.
My offer is always extended to anybody here – visit Eugene/Portland, and I’ll gladly take you on a beer tour – my treat. I think you’ll be surprised. Forewarned though, Portland beer tours are a 1-3 day event.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
I would be so down, I’m a home brewer so I love checking out new craft beers, especially anything ridiculously hoppy (we just finished off our triple IPA last week)
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I live near a microbrewery that makes one of their IPAs with over 60 lbs of hops. They only distribute out of their place, so I always forget about them – but that’s the hoppiest beer I’ve ever had…
Now I have a craving for it, damnit…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
me too and I’ve never had it!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Most ridiculously hoppy thing I’ve ever had is definitely Dogfish’s 120. As West Coasters, you guys ever had Dogfishhead?
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, not my fave, but a quality brewery
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually haven’t liked any of there beers outside of the IPA line much at all. Very disappointed with those. But their IPA’s are very good (60 and 90, that is, 120 was too much for me). Delaware Valley representin’!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha I think I’ve only had their 60 and 90… Maybe some random one they brought to the Monterey Beer Fest, but forgive me if I do not remember specifics from a beer festival
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That is the Catch-22 of a beer festival. Great place to try new beers you’d have never experienced otherwise, terrible event to try to remember what you tried and liked….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously! We ended up only remembering one recipe to try ourselves…
But the AC/DC, Lynard Skynard and Tom Petty cover bands made up for it…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Still one of my favorite things to do though!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
absolutely, i need to make more of an effort to go to all the local ones (and bring a notepad/pen)
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Isn’t that what fancy do-it-all phones are for these days?
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Excess beer intake + expensive phone = taking time off on monday to pick up new phone from Verizon after breaking it while drunk
At least with a notepad and pen all you get is blotched ink and ruffled pages
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I lost a phone in a similar fashion. It was Maui + half-rack of Coronas + “hey let’s go play in the water.” Whoops.
Irate Toothmonger - Will get all up in your business for food
They have the 60 at Beta Lounge in Berkeley.
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 29, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes on the Ninkasi.
Have you been on the Rogue tour? Bought some surprisingly tasty gin from them while I was down there.
We went to their public house in PDX on our way down to LA. We all tried their spirits, which are quite tasty. I didn’t have any of their gin, but I did have some of their spiced rum – it was amazing.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Well, there’s actually some sort of microbrewery movement starting now in LA… it just took too damn long.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, towns of 10k in Oregon have two…
GET IT GOING, SOCAL, BITCHES!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
For some time,
San Diego has been picking up steam in joining the beer snob Microbrew market…
There are quite a few near where i live now
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
They have Stone in Nashville.
CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Craig Powers on Jun 29, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who really sucks? Washington. We have to buy our fucking beer from state run stores.
That’s why I stocked up at BevMo in CA!
In other words, Go Bears!
sheep fucker!!!!!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
HUZZAH!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
We actually prefer the term “Bear Fucker” up here in Oregon… both in Eugene AND in Corvallis.
Huzzah…?
No i’m talking about the students man, the students (and alums). Those football teams are very good at football… and misdemeanors
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, I always thought that was the phrase of choice for New Zealanders….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not for you!
You forgot the beer to pour on Max Hall’s head.
by Brian Floyd on Jun 29, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
hires root beer
is the shiz man . . . no . . . seriously
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
errr . . .
St. Pauli Girl??
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
i hate peer pressure . . . i give in . . . i give in . . . Sharp’s it is man!
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
if by “natty ice” you mean “iced water” then, yes. hide it.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Which means any good beer is for drinking, not pouring on others heads! That’s what Keystone was made for!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
blasphemy, there was a perfectly good 7-11 brand Gameday Light right next to you!!!!!!!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU WASTE KEYSTONE ON SOMEONE’S HEAD?!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
that is the single most hateful thing I’ve read.
I hate PBR with the flame of a thousand suns
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
why do you hate freedom?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
i hate tasting vomit, and i hate seeing tasteless hipsters chugging PBR while proclaiming blue-collarism.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
you’ve successfully managed to stay away from co-op parties, good sir. Kudos.
… and LA’s Silver Lake neighborhood. And the Haight.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
AND MY AXE
Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
GOD REC’D
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Or New York.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
why do you hate the working man? i bet you hate the banquet beer too!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
no, the already drunk man drinks bud
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
haha rec’d!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
nothing but respect for the working man. but even the working man doesn’t drink PBR anymore.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
and trust me, these hipsters don’t work.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
haha this too.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
sup Cruzin, where’ve you been?
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Working :(
I try to visit the DBD daily, but things are getting busy now
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
sure signs of a hipster bar
1. there are hipsters in it
2. there is hipster music on the jukebox, and hipsters are doing charlie brown dances to the music.
3. the stockroom has boxes upon boxes of pbr tall boys.
all of these conditions were met at the kingfish last night
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
lots of tight pants, cheap torn up shirts, Marboro Reds and American Spirits too!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
The Kingfish has turned into a hipster bar? WTF happened? Next you’ll tell me McNally’s is a cocktail lounge.
yes. and i made the mistake of wearing a polo shirt and yelling at the tv
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Well to be fair, you could have been wearing a polo and yelling at the TV ironically…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
scootie, i may need to clarify this one. i forgot you are a fellow 650’er. i was at the kingfish in oakland last night, not the posh one in downtown sm. the latter is the bar of choice of my friend from cornell, and the former is the bar of choice for hipsters.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
I assumed as much, which is why I am so amazed it is a hipster bar now. Couldn’t have been further from it when I was patronizing the cherished “triangle” of the Fish, McNally’s and Bertola’s.
Is that the one that advertises on a billboard off the 101?
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was a bit careless. Sorry about that.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There are whole bars of hipsters? Wow.
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
next time, can we just pour amber-colored calistoga water on them? please people, protect the environment – don’t waste beer
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, coffee and cheap beer are the usual culprits… No entering Mormon Temple for you, you are unclean!!!!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
You know
Arizona fans poured beer on Max Hall’s family too. They even spit on him.
Those classless Arizona fans.
by daedalus17 on Jun 29, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Arizona fans are total deuche bags
They also"throw water bottles at cheerleaders":http://kezi.com/news/local/150007
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Red Rock Brewing Company microbrew.
In the heart of SLC.
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
Yum. I went there a couple years ago when my company had a big project in SLC that was literally two blocks away.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
So I guess we pass the test!
Now we know the real reason we were selected over BYU.
Red Rock > Polygamy Porter
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
Dude, anyone who would voluntarily have more than one wife about the place is made of sterner stuff than me. One is quite enough all I need.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
It takes me several wifes before I can walk home happy.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
‘wives’
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 30, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seriously been smiling the whole time I’ve been reading this e-thuggery.
KEEP IT COMING, FLAME ON!
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I know. I wish I knew more so I could throw some gasoline onto the fire. This is awesome!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
you could talk about how byu doesn’t need pac 10 money because mormons have to donate like half of their income to FOOTBALL
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions

IT’S GOOD!!!!
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
woah woah, buddy…
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
no no, he’s right, that was a solid touchdown
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
yup. Styrofoam body, fiberglass casing
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
So you’re saying he is too light to play in the big leagues?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
he’s more of an NBA Hangtime athlete….HE’S ON FIRE!!!
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey-o!
but can he do double front flip slam dunks… he looks a little rigid to me
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
This statue should be called...
…BYU receiver. Football goes right through the hands.
After the first few posts, I was going to apologize for all of the classless fans (both Utah and BYU), and let you know that there are sane, reasonable people on both sides.
After a few more posts, though, I realized that you preferred the raving lunatics, so I thought I’d at least throw a little barb in there.
So how does it feel to be so self righteous and “holier than thou” that you threw away any chances of winning the Mountain West this year by kicking away your star running back because he had the integrity to admit he made a mistake? Wouldn’t Jesus forgive him? Why can’t you?
I didn’t hear Quezada got kicked off the team… oh you’re talking, not about one of the many top recruits we’ve signed, but about the no-name that BYU made into an NFL caliber player. Right, yes, at least our players have integrity.
by mattman1 on Jun 29, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope...
I’m talking about Harvey Unga, the guy who Utah hated so much because he was so damn good. Maybe your next star athlete who breaks the honor code will think twice before opening his mouth.
Having premarital sex
is one of many reasons why I was not a star on the BYU football team.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
would you say you are just a "falling" star?
by ximiankernel on Jun 29, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I’ve been missing out on a rivalry. Ours just dwindles into the same old phil knight and gay sheep insults. Just when we try to make it interesting and steel a couple laptops, they do something more absurd and steal a golf cart. It’s like a full fledge sprint to try and prove who the bigger idiot is.
And Washington just hasn’t been competitive lately, so trying to smack talk with them is… well… it’s like being the bully, which gets old after 6 years.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Yeah… ours vs. stanfurd has been mostly one-sided for its history, but at least it’s looking like it’s heating up. There’s definitely some form of respect involved, but it’s not huge hatred…
oh wait. I hate USC with all of me.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
But the problem is we dont have a Stanford blog to fight with. We’re all alone out here!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Which is why you annually invade AtQ, and we annually retaliate.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
shut up, you gay sheep/phil knight!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
WHY DON’T YOU GO SPEND MONEY ON TERRIBLE UNIFORMS AND ROBODUCKS, YOU GAY SHEEP?!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
shut up, you gay sheep!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
flagged for mispelling 'furd and its needless capitalization
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by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
it predates history
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Furd is prehistoric?!
That makes them cooler! (Flagged, I know)
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
no, the correct spelling of said university is prehistoric
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
no, the correct spelling of said JUNIOR university is prehistoric
Fixed.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I would like to go on the record as having no respect and nothing but intense hatred for all things Furd.
by Scootie on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d
I like your style
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
By the way...
If you all are getting the impression that Gator Ute (silly rabbit, the ute mascot is a chicken!) isn’t all that smart and has poor impulse control, you are not imagining things.
He does.
I am more attuned to this affliction because I have (sorrowfully for me) more exposure to this affliction due to being around utes so often.
I will give him credit, though. in that he managed to take the focus completely away from how embarrassing azzy Utes’ blog post was.
by Cacophony on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
THIS
IS
AWESOME
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Poor impulse control
Where was your impulse control when you slapped Coach Whittingham’s wife?
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Poor Impulse Control
Oh, you mean when Coach whittingham’s son stole a cell phone and broke a credentialed photographer’s camera on the sideline after you guys lost. You mean that?
Come on Gator-who-should-be-a-chicken-hawk, your new brothers don’t care about the nitty gritty skeletons in your ute closet. Let’s try to keep this at a higher level so you aren’t completely humiliated.
by Cacophony on Jun 29, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
“Oh, backed into a corner – Cacophony counters with the haymaker and gets back into the fight!”
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Silly Mormon
You forget that while my standards for football are much higher than yours, for everything else I just don’t measure up to your level of righteousness, so if it is humiliation you are trying to bestow upon me, it just isn’t working, because at the end of the day, I’m not a wife beater.
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
wrong.
Since he insists on bringing it up, I will explain the situation. There was no “wife slap”.
BYU fans were on the field after a TD pass in overtime won the game.
One fan was taking pictures of the ute sideline walking dejectedly off the field. The head coach’s son (an adult, btw) took exception to that and got into it with the BYU fan. They got into a scuffle while the son was trying to take the cell phone away from the fan.
Coach Whittingham’s wife was there with her younger son as well as the adult son. She apparently tried to break it up, and got elbowed while trying to get in the middle of the scuffle.
She told someone in the media that evening that she had gotten hit, and the local media starting running with the story of “thug BYU fans”. However, the next day the story completely died, and I mean completely.
Why? because the truth came out that she got elbowed while trying to break up a fight that her son started, and that in the midst of the fight he stole a guy’s cell phone, and then broke a credentialed photographer’s camera.
It was reported to authorities, but neither the fan nor the photographer pursued legal action after Coach Whittingham wrote a couple of checks. And, at the ute and BYU SID offices request, the media let it die rather than embarrass the whittingham family.
I wouldn’t have brought it up if I was Gator-should-be-a-chicken-hawk, but as I pointed out earlier, he isn’t all that smart.
by Cacophony on Jun 29, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like typical thug BYU behavior to me
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Well if that's the case...
I didn’t pour beer on max hall’s family, I just got caught up in the excitement of Victory and accidentally spilled a couple drops which happened to land on his family.
But I’m not going to try and cover it up the way you just did with your lame story up there.
you mean “down there”
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
No excuse
For hitting a woman you bleeding coward.
Anyone excusing that would make a rat vomit.
(Quick, how many scientists/biologists know why that’s special???)
Is that woman Samoan?
I think that might make a difference on the coward point.
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
Jazzy Ute is a mouse
Jazzy Ute is a mouse, hypnotized by the big bad BYU snake staring at him. You can get his attention for a little while, but before his comment is even over…
He is drawn back to BYU once again.
He is invited to introduce Utah to the pacx blogosphere and talk about his thoughts on the invite, and he spends 5 of 12 paragraphs (and I was generous in my count of paragraphs) talking about BYU.
What the ute?
So.....
what you are saying is that you are jealous that Utah got invited to the Pac-10 when you didn’t, and now you are jealous because you didn’t get invited to participate in the big boys blog?
Haha CGB is a big boys blog!!!
We’ve made it to the promised land!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
stop Bears . . .
it hurts . . . man . . . it really hurtz
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
All I was doing was correcting jazzy’s ridiculous assertion that utah has beaten BYU in everything for the past thirty years.
Beating you mano-o-mano in this big boys blog has just been a pleasant sideline.
‘mano a mano’
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
look who’s atomsareenough’ing it up on the front page story!!!!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
when he ain’t here i must take his yoke upon me
PLUS I SPEAK SPANISH
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You know I don’t speak Spanish!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
rec’d
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me?
What is so big and bad about BYU right now?
I didn’t focus on the Cougars. I was only clearing up a misconception held by a great deal of Pac-10 fans that the Salt Lake market is owned by the Cougars. It is not. I didn’t tear down your program or even diminish your success. Hell, I didn’t even laugh about how you’re going to be stuck in the Mountain West for years to come and most likely will be faced with the prospects of being on the other side of the super-conference.
It seems you’re probably just a bit bitter. Which I understand. I’m guessing you are one of those Cougar fans who grew up in the 80s and were indoctrinated into believing the school could never ever do no wrong and they’d never ever find themselves stuck behind god-awful Utah.
It’s okay, though. You’re like the railroad tycoon who spends his days railing against the automobile and airline industry because you can’t possibly fathom that, over the years, you’ve been passed by a much sleeker and effective model.
So go ahead and piss on Utah’s accomplishments and tear me down by insinuating I’m somehow afraid of BYU – it just shows what your true colors are.
And while you’re doing that, I’m going be enjoying MY team playing in a BCS conference while your team still fails, year in and year out, to even sniff a BCS bowl game.
You know, you can excuse away Utah’s recent accomplishments, but it doesn’t change the fact that since 1989, the Cougars have not done anything Utah hasn’t and the Utes have, twice, done something your program has failed to do three times now (bust the BCS).
Now this is when you bitter fools trot out your national championship, like you’re so good at doing in the past.
It might’ve worked ten years ago. Hell, it worked prior to 2004. But it doesn’t anymore. No one cares what the Cougars did 26 years ago.
So again, diminish the success of Utah, but realize your program hasn’t been anywhere close to what the Utes experienced in 2004 and 2008 recently.
The closest you’ve come to that in the 21st Century (you know, the century that matters to the other 300,000,000 people in this country), was in 2001. And your team got rocked by HAWAII in the final game of the season.
So put a damn sock in it until the Cougars actually do something relevant to those of us who’ve decided to move onward into the 21st Century.
by JazzyUte on Jun 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Love it, sounds vaguely similar to what we say to Huskies
I’m guessing you are one of those
CougarHusky fans who grew up in the 80s and were indoctrinated into believing the school could never ever do no wrong and they’d never ever find themselves stuck behind god-awfulUtahOregon.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
by QuackinAK on Jun 29, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's always been bad,
but things definitely got worse when Coach Whittingham, who played at BYU chose to coach at Utah over BYU and kept the program going with our recent success.
I apologize for missing that juicy tidbit.
stanfurd’s basketball coach whom led them to storied success came to coach for us recently, but all it did was comparatively lightly stir the pot. With the index finger.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Before Meyer it was horrendous
BYU fans were obsessed with leaving Utah behind for the PAC 10, and Utah didn’t have the football success to make a solid argument yet.
I rather enjoy thinking about all the decade old words that got eaten this past month.
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
This is probably the single most unexpected thing I’ve seen here….and there are lots of unexpected things that happen on this blog….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
everything RR posts?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he has a prayer session or one of his wives is nagging him… give him time, he’ll return… they always do, just ask rollonyoubears
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
I’m just waiting for the ref to rule you out by TKO.
If I keep beating you senseless, although frightening close to your normal state of mind, pretty soon the rest of the readers will turn against me for kicking you while you are down.
P.S. Lets stick to the point. Jazzy wrote a embarrassing blog post in which he lied badly about utah’s accomplishments vis a vis BYU, I called him on it, and then Gator Buffoon started frothing at the mouth and bringing God into it. So, I decided to take 45 minutes to spar with you.
Unfortunately, you were not much of an opponent, so I could use all of my combination lest I leave you with less than your full faculties in the future.
by Cacophony on Jun 29, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that what happened to CBKwit?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for supporting zombies!!!!!!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh yeah, we went over that 45 minutes ago
and nobody cares about your corrections or you trying to prove that you deserve to be here instead of Utah. What’s done is done and you can’t stand it. The fact that you can’t be happy for Utah and their accomplishment of being invited to teh PAC-10 shows how classless you really are. Cry all you want, it still isn’t going to change anything.
Oh, and I haven’t been frothing at the mouth at all. In fact I’ve been laughing my ass off for the past hour because you being butt hurt makes me so happy!
everyone has been laughing with you
Everybody has been laughing with you, just not the way you think.
BYU was never going to the PACX. Everybody knows it, and everybody knows why, no matter how you or Hazy ute try to deflect it by talking about Utah’s “potential to someday bypass BYU if the pacx gives us a little boost up”.
I was content to let it go until Hazy stupidly claimed that utah has beaten BYU in almost everything for thirty years (not a very elegant turn of phrasing, was it?).
Anyway, the PACX can do what they want. I’m not sure if the PACX fans realize that they invited a commuter school (true) that was been a middle of the road school in the MWC in every sport except for Fball the last six years and gymnastics (true), but you are their problem now. By the way, did you guys know that they recently canceled men’s track because they were sick of getting their heads bashed in by BYU (true)?
PACX fans, if you guys need any background on the utes in the future, feel free to ask. We’d be happy to oblige. There are several BYU boards where you can ask, because, you know, we have a lot of fans.
i have a few questions:
1. utah: great school, or THE greatest school?
2. why is utah so awesome?
3. what will i do with my free time on sunday?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
1. Decent
2. Zion (the park not the mormons)
3. I think you know and it rhymes with bapbapbapbap
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
powell>both in summer, though i can also vouch for bryce. i was talking about the school, anyways
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by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
did you guys know that they recently canceled men’s track because they were sick of getting their heads bashed in by BYU
That was probably a good idea, Pac 10 track and field would have beat the crap even further out of them…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Ask Away
You will find that historically, their athletic department has been above and beyond that of Utah. I will never deny that. Historically they have been superior to us in athletics.
That being said, Nobody cares about the 80s and your 1984 national championship. The real deal here is Football, and if you want to talk about Football from 2000 to the present day, we’ve got you dominated. So live it up with your memories! We’re going forward to make new ones.
i like you just fine gatorute, because i feel like you dont give a shit about the a’s past world series championships, either.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
i think you know as well as i do that it doesn’t matter. : (
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
REMEMBER THE MAINE. TO HELL WITH STANFURD!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
WSU was retroactively awarded the 1917 basketball title.
WE MADE A BANNER BITCHES.
CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Craig Powers on Jun 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL! I am going to start chanting 1917 at Cal-WSU basketball games.
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Visual proof.

CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Craig Powers on Jun 29, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We put that banner up in 2007.
CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Craig Powers on Jun 29, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
imagine, that was the time when a lot of men are fighting ...
a war in Europe.
I do not think there is even a surviving WW I veteran anymore
by ximiankernel on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Low Blow
Hey now, just cuz your trophy case is all cob-webby doesn’t mean you have to compare the A’s to BYU
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
kudos to awesome word choice
bet you stole that too
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
At least he’s not a Duck.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
AT LEAST WE HAVE MORE SPLASH HITS, BITCH!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess splash hits DO make a ring when they hit the water for a short period of time, right?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I said I’m out, so I’m going to respond in a different place. :)
/checks MLB standings
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
haha yes, well i never said they were good right now…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we really going to go down this road?
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants rule A’s drool and that’s all there is to say! I’m out.
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
1989-90 season begs to differ
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
T3H RINGZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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by Thoroughbred on Jun 29, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
well, that isn't true...
but I will leave you a little dignity.
:pat head: You done good, kid. Now try and finish 5th in conference so we can beat you in a bowl game in a few years.
by Cacophony on Jun 29, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d for….self-deprecation?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
This is why nobody wants to bring BYU to a Big 6 conference
So what you are saying is that you are satisfied with the Las Vegas Bowl? You just burn a few bags of chips when the Tostitos Bowl chose Penn State over you and give up?
You have the true heart of a Las Vegas Bowl champion!
Jazzy didn't say anything anywhere about Utah beating BYU for thirty years in almost everything.
So that “not very elegant turn of phrasing” is your own persecution complex.
Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.
by displacedute on Jun 30, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Lied badly?
Lay out BYU’s accomplishments since 1989 in football, phony. Lay ‘em out. Fuck, I’ll do it for you!
Undefeated seasons: BYU 0, Utah 2
BCS bowls: BYU 0, Utah 2
Top-ten finishes: BYU 1 (1996), Utah 3 (1994, 2004, 2008)
Now the only thing your program has bested Utah on since 1989 is conference championships and ten-win seasons. But you and I both know that every fan would rather watch their team win a BCS bowl game over a ten wins and a Las Vegas Bowl berth.
You know, that bowl game BYU has a lock on over the last six years because they’ve yet to do anything of national merit.
Oh, but you beat a 7-6 Oklahoma team. Congrats.
by JazzyUte on Jun 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Normally I would stay out, but seeing as how this is a Cal blog….
BAM!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the all-time classic BeastMode games! It’s gotta be top 3, right?
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It's on like donkey kong
Suck it Cacophony.
Here is a username BYU to english translation for Cal fans:
Cacophony = Shit Faced Phoney)
This thread is

Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
And...
That’s my new background.
CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Craig Powers on Jun 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Twice the internet thuggery, twice the fun!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Who knew that the Utahians would bring a whole new level of ghetto to the Pac? This is the best news Oregon has had in ages.
You may need to get back to your post though, I’ve heard Chip Kelly is giving players some extra free time and facebook invites to frat parties this weekend
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe it’s “Utahns”, fwiw.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, that sucks, I hate DBD’s and was trying to avoid today’s. Looks like I failed.
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah the glory days of Utah Basketball
Too bad those days are behind us now. Hopefully we can look forward and get that program rolling again.
careful what you wish for

Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.
by displacedute on Jun 30, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Utah v BYU
We didn’t want either, but BYU is a bible thumping, moral clause signing joke of higher learning.
We took Utah bc we had to. Stop thumping your chest…. you were NOT the hottest chick in the room, you were the second ugliest.
by Whiskyrick on Jun 29, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
FAN THE FLAMES, WHISKYRICK!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
you were the second ugliest
I just want to say that I’m sure there were a lot of schools, like Fresno St for instance, that would have loved a Pac-10 invite. I dunno where Utah ranked on the female attractiveness metaphor scale exactly, but it definitely wasn’t second ugliest!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey she is pretty in her own right… plus the Pac-10 had been drinking lots of special kool-aid up until the end of the party… some one was going to get pregnant either way…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
BYU is an embarrassment to the sport of college football...
I'll let BYU fans speak for themselves.
I am not sure if this behavior fits the honor code or not. I would sure as anything be drunk before acting like this.
BCS Evolution -- Punctuating the Equilibrium - twitter
Wow, just wow
I’m not sure what words to apply to that video, other than to steal the YouTube comment of “that’s one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen”.
We know it
And we don’t care. If it means so much to you? Lobby to have your school move to the MWC in protest, that’s show us Utah fans what’s what for being happy, grateful, and excited ot be here!
I don't care
if I’m the drunk chick who you slip the roofies to, I’m just happy to be here.
by GatorUte on Jun 29, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
i heard that osu used all of theirs on sheep
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 29, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ASU!!!! FT… W?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I stand corrected. I apologize.
Your conference, your rules.
What, are we now inviting UNLV to the Pac?
Here comes Mustang Ranch!
member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
Now now… Utah is also the name of a State too.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
hey-o!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure he does
I’m sure he does, just as I’m SURE everybody knows more than enough about you now.
Well, this flame war has degenerated to a name calling contest. I apologize to everybody for not being able to go out on a high note, but it was probably inevitable, I’m afraid. True greatness in sport usually requires great competition, and it just wasn’t here today. I tried my best to inspire you all, but I obviously did not rise to that level and the tree stump I was contesting with did not help matters.
My apologies again, and I bid you all farewell until we play Washington in a couple of months.
Thank you for the good times, sir. Adieu.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I would have been disappointed had you gone out on a high note. I commend your performance today.
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
a fair attempt… UW will be happy to have you inthe fall
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You arrogant and self righteous prick.
Wow, I see your “true greatness”. If only you could have gotten the “great competition” you required. Thanks for apologing for your poor competiton though. That was very honorable of you.
Now I know why you said this in one of your earlier posts…
they will call you arrogant and self righteous.
ESPN link.
Ted Miller picked up on this high class debate……
yeah, but as soon as he links to it, the flames got doused…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't want this
If you read at the top, I tried to keep this classy, but I gave the people what they wanted, and you bought into it, so if that makes me a tree stump then there were two tree stumps today.
To the Pac-10: I’m glad we were able to show you what our rivalry is like. It’s above and beyond sports. It’s sheer hatred between 2 schools, and honestly I’m tired of it, as I’m sure many Ute fans are as well. The sheer hatred between us has been brewing for years and it only gets more intense each year. Nobody wants to call a truce and as you can see, it has gotten ugly. Don’t take what you have seen from me today as something to expect from our fan base. We will welcome you to Utah with open arms, and you can expect our fans to be classy when we travel to your schools.
Anyways, I apologize for the low class comments I threw out there today and I look forward to great competition starting next year!
No apology needed! But learn how to use the reply button!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations! Anyways, I’ve been extremely entertained by this random Utah-BYU slapfight today.
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread is two things:
Why I love college football.
Why I hate the Internet.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Jun 29, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
So true… so rec’d
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The other day I was searching the internetz looking for what Utah/ BYU hatred looks like because of how intense it was suppose to be. Who knew I would find it at CGB?
GatorUte and Cacophony?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 29, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck.
We can’t Suck.
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by Thoroughbred on Jun 29, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Zipper Model
I’d agree to the zipper model for the alignement of divisions in the Pac10 (now the Pac12) , let’s call one the Pacific Division & have, Washington, Oregon State, Cal, UCLA, Utah, & Arizona and the other one, let’s call Mountain Division & have Washington State, Oregon, Stanford, USC, Colorado, & Arizona State. You keep the rivalaries intact, everyone gets to travel to South Cal area, then you can have the conference championship rotate around major city stadiums every year, ex, in Seattle, Portland, Bay Area, So-Cal, Phoenix, Salt Lake, Boulder or Denver – neutral sites. As for the schedule, you play everyone in your division plus your yearly rival and 3 or 4 non-conference/non-division games making it 10 or 11 game schedule then plus 1 for the the champioinship game plus another one for teams making it bowl games, playing at most 13 games
I totally forgot what we were talking about.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jun 29, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, the big argument against the zipper model is the ACC. Can you name which teams are in the Atlantic Division vs. the Coastal Division? I know I can’t. There’s no rhyme or reason there, and the only reason they did it is so that Miami and Florida State could meet in a title game in Orlando or wherever, except that those teams haven’t shown up and the whole ACC title game has pretty much been a failure of “nobody cares”.
Also, I think the potential title game has just about as much chance of rotating away from LA as the Pac-10 men’s basketball tournament does.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
who can remember that stuff?
The only way it could work is one division with the University of “x” schools and the other with the private schools plus those whose initials end in “U” (ie. the state schools plus CU). I could remember that.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Utah should be in that division, not Colorado.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
The last word is University, since Colorado is Colorado University, while it is true that Utah is UU it actually is University of Utah or Uof U. Obviously I added that caveat because if we just had the “state” schools plus private we would have 7 teams in one division and 5 in the other. But once again this has proven my point in that it is too damn confusing so fuck it why do we need divisions anyway, lets just do it battle royale style.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
I didn’t mean by the “U” logic, but I think that Utah needs to be in that division, because USC needs SOME kind of competition, and CU isn’t going to be providing much for the foreseeable future. Oregon, Cal, Washington, Arizona, UCLA and Utah in the same division would be so much tougher than Stanfurd, USC, OSU, ASU, WSU, and CU.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s fairly easy to remember which school is in the SEC West vs. East, or the Big XII North vs. South (even the MAC shouldn’t be that hard to figure out, should I care at all about MAC schools).
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Let’s see, off the top of my head the SEC west is Miss, Miss St, Ark., LSU, Alabama and Auburn? I’m just guessing based on geography.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
I was right! Though Vanderbilt appears to be further west than Auburn (though it’s close).
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yeah, but I guess my further point is that the divisions both make sense AND (with the notable exception of the Third Saturday in October) preserve all the old rivalries in the South. The battle for the division means something, besides that you had the best record amongst all the other teams you were randomly grouped with.
Put another way, would Oregon enjoy winning their Pac-10 division as much if it didn’t also mean stomping on Oregon State and/or Washington?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
How does the battle for the division mean any more than the battle for any other division? I don’t get this.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, what I’m talking about is the nature (and nurture) of rivalries. They form not just because schools play each other often, or are near each other (although both of those things help), but because there’s something on the line when those two teams play each other. Keeping regional rivals together in the same division means that division battles mean more. A division with all the california schools, or all the northwest schools together, means fiercer, more passionate battles between those schools.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I can’t, but then I can’t actually name the teams in the ACC, so, you know…
My question is why does it matter if people (casual fans) can remember who’s in what division? I can’t tell you who’s in which division in the SEC either, and they must be perceived as having done it ‘logically’ since they are never cited as doing it rong.
by Scootie on Jun 29, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Also, will people be able to tell you that Colorado is in the Pac-10 “south”? Anybody sane would not guess that in a million years, since they are, uh, north.
If Chicago can be “the midwest” then Colorado can be “south.” And remember when the NFL West included Atlanta and New Orleans, the National League West included Atlanta and, perhaps most interestingly, Chicago was in the Western Division of the American League and the Eastern Division of the National League? Sports and geography are a dangerous combination.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
Chicago is the capital of the midwest. It has long been associated with the midwest.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry ma’am. But I think you mean it sucks. And is therefore boring. We need to keep our terminology consistent for the newcomers.
Irate Toothmonger - Will get all up in your business for food
The Midwest has been called the mis-west since the plains were the West
I personally it should be called the mid-East, but somehow I don’t think that would go over well in some areas.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
look at a map
They are technically north of the Bay area, but they are not a Northern state, I would accept central, Mountain, hell 2/3 of it is in the Great Plains but to call it “North” is a stretch. There is only one state between them and Mexico. While there are 2 or 3 large states between them and Canada (Wyoming/Montana or Nebraska/South and North Dakota)
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
I can’t name them because I don’t care about the ACC or any of the schools in it. If I did, I could name the divisions no problem. I can’t name the SEC divisions either, for that matter.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 29, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, EA Sports
I actually do know the division names. Might be able to place the teams correctly for the SEC. As for ACC, no clue.
After reading all of these comments, I’m downright shocked that I haven’t found any crude remarks about the name of the “zipper model.” Maybe I need to read some of the other threads.
While I would prefer Utah to be in the same division as Cal and Stanford (so I can see them in the Bay Area more often), there isn’t a logical way to do that. I think the north/south model makes the most sense — but calling it east/west would be more accurate (to appease the geography nuts).
I must say, I'm a fan
A very nice intro to the PAC-12 fans for me, a Ute fan. I got more than a few laughs and love that the BYU-Utah banter was encouraged and enjoyed.
Don’t expect it from those folks in Southern California, they by and large lack a sense of humor…
You’ll get your best jollies from Cal, UO, OSU and WSU fans….
Oh and all those throngs of Stanfurd fans on the internet of course… they are a regular Ruth Buzzi!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Noted
I figured that to be the case, seeing that not one funny comment (or any?) was from SoCal on here. I guess this doesn’t count as being “seen”, which is their apparent reason for living.
There are actually a few usc and ucla fans who comment here regularly and who are quite amusing. But don’t expect the same hilarity on their blogs, especially BN.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
What is with the hate on SoCal
O’ wait that is just in my name, I am a Coug. Feeeewwwww!
This doesn’t relate to anything, but I know everyone on here will enjoy it.

member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
by SoCalCoug on Jun 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This just in. USC has put the finishing touches on their 50 yard line logo.

member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
Again!

member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
by SoCalCoug on Jun 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nonsense, we’re holding that in reserve for when we start losing to Washington State again. It’s like the gold standard of suck.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
You’ll notice I didn’t say that we won’t start losing to Washington State again. Interesting times ahead.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Nice. MUST WATCH VIDEO BELOW!!!
I think you will be fine. I am not sure about Lane Kiffin (Lane “Freakin” Kiffin to UT fans), the jury is still out on him, but you will be fine as long as you don’t hire Paul Hackett back. His dad is a hell of a coach. I hope you guys don’t go to the basement of the conference, because the national exposure is nice for the Pac12.
Hey you have to see this video of this UT fan talking about Lane Kiffin. This is classic UT fan. Everyone needs to see this video. Classic. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAsxnRaTAg
You can’t find fans like this in the Pac12.
The men of Troy better look out for the Vols…LOL.
member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
I, for one, am going to lose the Pac12. Thank you, Utah!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Dammit! That should read love. Love the Pac12. I have the spelling skills of a UC Eugener!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
As you demonstrated on their blog yesterday….
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Incorrect! He is not alone. May I present to you UW fans and Jake Locker.
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see the pattern?
by JConant on Jun 29, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Still not sold
I don’t mind the idea of Utah and Colorado coming aboard the conference, but I honestly still don’t see how adding them ends up being such a great thing. Denver and Salt Lake are not huge television markets, adding Utah and Colorado really don’t do much in terms of national reputation, and the conference division is stupid.
If you look on a map and do a N/S split, both Utah and Colorado are actually north of the Bay area, so technically they should join the Oregons and Washingtons in the P12 north. Of course we all know conference divisions are political, and not actually geographic.
But the bottom line is the amount gained by the other P-10 teams by adding Utah & Colorado isn’t enough to offset the losses of not having the SoCal schools every year.
Anyway, welcome to the gang new kids. Good for you, so-so for the rest of us.
Careful, man. There's a beverage here!
Denver and Salt Lake are not huge television markets
Denver is a Top-20 media market. It’s pretty big.
Yep.
Estimated market rankings from Nielsen Media Research, for the 2009-10 TV viewing season:
Los Angeles – #2
San Francisco – Oakland – San Jose – #6
Phoenix – #12
Seattle Tacoma – #13
Denver – #16
Sacramento-Stockton – #20
Portland – #22
San Diego – #28
Salt Lake City – #31
Tucson – #66
Spokane – #75
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see the pattern?
All right!
I knew that all the joblessness in Stockton was being put to good use. Way to go mom, dad, and to the rest of the family!
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jun 29, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I drove by Sac-Town the past weekend. It was so bad I went around it
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jun 29, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It seems crazy to me that San Diego is #28
they have at least 3 mill in their metro area and the Seattle-Tacoma population is around the same and it is #13. People in SD must be outside more, not watching TV.
LA is more like #1, because who in NY really cares about college football. Go NYU! Go Rutgers!
member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
Hey, the "Quad Cities" include Lewiston/Clarkson
We might be pushing 100k!
CougCenter WSU's second main blog
by Craig Powers on Jun 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a city named Moscow?
You wear a lot of red?
You have a player named Ruski Spieski.
Are WSU fans all Russian spies?
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ya, 5 of those 10 russian spys that were caught by the FBI/CIA
were coaching WSU football during the Doba era. That’s why we were recruiting Russia so hard, now it all makes sense.
member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
So much to learn
Well, it’s been fun reading the comments. I guess I need to brush up on a few things, such as:
- why do the Oregon schools like sheep so much?
- who’s Phil Knight?
- I didn’t get any of those Jewish jokes, just laughed along so nobody would notice my ignorance.
2011 will be fun!
- we wonder that, too the guy who owns the University of Oregon
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— only TwistNHook can explain, which means you are pretty much doomed
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
- They like their fluffy fur
- Nike founder, permanent pimp of the UO athletic program
- Twist likes Jewish jokes… they make him feel more cultural… You’ll see him do the same with Indian culture as well
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Thank you for showng up 8 hours after everybody else and making sure to comment on every dead subthread in here. Im not sure what wed do without you.
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Sorry I stole your job
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
The Ketubah is a contract signed by a couple before their marriage ceremony. So, the joke was instead of recruits signing letters of intent to join a school, they signed Ketubahs to be married to the school.
Spazzy (maybe) got it!
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I suppose
I could have looked it up, but figured it would take the humor out of it a bit. Thanks for the explanation. I’ll now know what to say to my Jewish co-worker who needs to marry his girlfriend of a bazillion years.
Anyway, welcome to CGB, hope you come visit us more often!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
The whole BYU/Utah fans visiting CGB has started out on a very, very great note. I hope they do come visit often!
by Missing Barry on Jun 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I just figured you played the Ketubah in the Cal Band.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
1. It’s cute when they go “baaa”
2. The greatest human to ever participate in humanity.
3. Not laughing at Jewish jokes is racist.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
2. he did invent outsourced exploitation of under paid labor by Americans!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Fact.
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 30, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t Henry Ford hire Pinkerton men to machine gun union organizers?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Are you saying Phil Knight murders union members in their sleep?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 30, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
At the very least he probably does it in his sleep.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil Knight is Freddy Krueger now?
his exploits are growing by the minute!
by ximiankernel on Jun 30, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn Cougars!
Utah fan here who is glad to be headed to the PAC. This has got to be about the most amusing internet conversation I have ever read. The Holy War is just bitter. No humor at all. I know that Colorado is supposed to be Utah’s new rival, but I vote right now that we horn in on the WU WSU thing. I HATE COUGARS! Couldn’t care less about buffalo… If you can get over the alcohol restriction issue, I recommend Polygamy Porter to anyone visiting SLC for a game.
by Oliver Anderson on Jun 29, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
It's a name thing.
And 3 decades of bitterness bottled up. I sat too far away from Max’s family, and didn’t get to spill any of it out…
by Oliver Anderson on Jun 29, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
When did he become a Reverend?
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
it was
a michael scott moment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Merger_%28The_Office%29
Seriously, I could go all night long
way ahead of you
I already own a Polygamy Porter t-shirt!
had a good time the last time I visited (’03), but wish the game had gone better…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
"Bring some home for the wives"
“The wives will love it” “You can’t have just one” I believe those are a few of the Polygamy Porter mottoes.
member of CougCenter since 9/2/08
oliver . . .
i was thinking the same . . . the word makes me cringe . . . even when associated with a smokin’ hot 36 year old woman on the prowl . . . so it’s guilt by association man.
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
so sorry cougcenter and lacougfan and such
you guys now officially suck ;)
don't be hatin on my syntax
and as relatively new to SBNation, need to learn to use reply as well
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 30, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Who is lacougfan?
Is he spanish? La cougfan or is that LAcougfan—same thing.
“Baxter! You know I don’t speak Spanish.”
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La cougfan LAcougfan SoCalCoug fan
it’s all the same and . . . but seriously? no habla espanol?? i left LA because i thought it was soon to be the county’s official language and i never made it out of Spanish 101.
(i’m probably straddling an inside joke which i’ve no business being involved and for that i sincerely apologize)
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 30, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
The baxter comment
comes from the movie Anchorman. Thats the inside scoup.
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You know what San Diego means is english?
“lets just agree to disagree”
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and there i was thinking it was "whale's vagina"
yes, i’ll have to brush up
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You could worm your way onto the CGB Editorial team with Anchorman quotes!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal
People know me.
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technically
Is he spanish? La cougfan or is that LAcougfan—same thing.
… la cougfan would have to be a “she” if she’s spanish
by ximiankernel on Jun 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
damnit man!
that is exactly my point. la cougar, el cougar, las cougars, it’s all the same!
wait no . .. there is also bluecougar . . . that is much, much worse . . .
don't be hatin on my syntax
by jazzin'jimbo on Jun 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread reminds me of my childhood...
When my folks would take their fighting to the front yard for the entire neighborhood to see.
I was always so embarrassed we were airing our dirty laundry out in front of everyone – like it was some hip Off Broadway show.
Now the curtain has been pulled back on the Holy War. What is seen can’t be unseen.
This is our life. This is what we deal with every single fucking day.
And we just brought it to your neighborhood.
Looks like we have our Iron Bowl of the West Coast.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Jun 30, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I live in Panama City Florida
Lower Alabama, right next to the Redneck Riviera.
The only think Alabama-Auburn have on Utah-BYU is a larger national profile.
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That thar is a fine veehicle
I could haul me a passle of sister wives on that thar thing!!!
by I bleed crimson on Jun 30, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Who am I, sir,
A Utah Man am I!
A Utah Man, sir,
Will be 'til I die.
by Utah Man Sir on Jun 30, 2010 9:11 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Utah Fans are in full force! BYU really is lagging behind here.
I’d hate to see a rival tuck tail and run away so quickly.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
They're not running away....
Its just that today is their annual shirt fitting for their “Quest for Perfection” T-shirts that become meaningless after the first few games. They will be back tomorrow.
Who am I, sir,
A Utah Man am I!
A Utah Man, sir,
Will be 'til I die.
by Utah Man Sir on Jun 30, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Why does it take all day?...you might ask
The average zoob is not known for being in the best of shape. They usually run out of material.
Who am I, sir,
A Utah Man am I!
A Utah Man, sir,
Will be 'til I die.
by Utah Man Sir on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
That looks like some other trophy cases I’ve seen before
:: looks at SF Giants and SD Chargers fans::
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 30, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
/looks at attendance numbers, bitches!
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
/smiles then looks at full trophy case, including one that reads Battle of the Bay
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jun 30, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
/loses to the dodgers
…wait
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 30, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/stuffs face full of garlic fries and pretends not to notice
by Missing Barry on Jun 30, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s okay, I noticed :)
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by atomsareenough on Jun 30, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
gentleman
it’s been a pleasure . . . thanks for the entertainment . . . some fine banter going on around here.
might i leave with my own parting shot to TDS who, quite ironically, without we would probably not be here. zoobie brethren, be of good cheer, you have served well the Utah Man . . .
peace PAC10 and CAL Dudes . . . catch you around
don't be hatin on my syntax
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzGmgBd84jQ
Course you assholes got revenge a year later on our home court…
Where are all the Buffaloes?
I’d like to argue with my new “rival” instead of these annoying little brother bluecougs.
Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.
Dang it.
If I had seen this thread yesterday I would have been spouting mad Book of Abraham and Golden Plate jokes.
“And it came to pass” that GatorUte won this thread
Rodney Sermons is my #5
by Brad Otton Is My Homeboy on Jun 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
A litte more fuel to the fire
Here’s a nice video of the reaction from BYU fans after beating Oklahoma to open the season. Video evidence of the absurdity that Utah fans have to deal with sharing a community with them.
Keep in mind this is the first game of the season against a team that eventually went 8-5 and was billed by the local media (Salt Lake City has terrible sports media) as an even bigger win than the Sugar Bowl win was for the Utes.
I think we went their already.
Oh yeah, here it is.
PS. When does this thread become its own site?
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I'm sorry . . .
But some idiot said BYU scraping by OK was bigger than Utah thumping the ever living dog snot out of Alabama in an SEC venue, the Sugar Bowl?
Uh . . .yeah. I guess that means Florida State beating the ever living hell out of BYU at their place ranks then as the most pathetic game played by any CF team last year?
I am so sad I didn't find this thread until now.
Almost as sad as I would be if my rival were invited to a BCS conference and all I had to look forward to were road trips to Laramie in November.
I’m surprised no one brought up the fact that BYU’s head coach is a robot.

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