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DBD 6/14/10: Happy Flag Day!

Sweet mother of gawdawful...the things I do for CGB.  I read through all 288 flags given and 72 flags received by our most prolific flagger.  Unedited for your amusement and edification, here is the Montage O' Flags:  (If any of this really bothers anyone, let me know and I'll edit as needed)

 

Gucci Mayne is such a bad rapper that he makes Young Jeezy look good. Do you have any idea how inconceivable a feat this is?!

Not interesting OR funny. Why the hell do you continue to post this stuff?

OLD IS NO LONGER GOLD

LEARN GRAMMER MORANS

Maybe he should go coach Avinash's Squiddich team.

How the hell do you know what rusty razor blades taste like anyway?!

stfu fatty Plus "we"?! ARE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ONE ENTITY NOW?! YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT ATOMSAREENOUGH

WOOO! I'M JOHN ELWAY! I LOOK LIKE BIFF FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE!

Stop polishing Andrew Luck's knob.

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BEING FAT! I'M BEAUTIFUL AS I AM! ON THE INSIDE!

We don't even... talk no more. We don't even... hold hands like we did before. We don't even... know the reason why it came to be, even though you're with me... Feel so far awaaaaayyyy

We are not the same; I am a martian.

No. One. Cares.

Why are you such an attention whore?

At long last, have you no sense of decency?

 

Imagine Twist in a speedo.

How did they ever let Twist out of grade school?

 

I like turtles.

I HAT CANADA

canada sux balls lol

CANADUH

flagged for not knowing that the bird is the word

Flagged for being a douche gigantic enough to clean out Rosie O'Donnell's snatch.

I'm a PC and my English blows goats.

 

CAUSE SHAWTY IS AN EENY MINEY MO LOVER

Oregon is subpar to California in every single way imagineable.

 

Snap back to sobriety, Oops, you've been flagged again You've gotta, lose yourself in lemon drops, jager bombs, and other drinks.

Carp is no longer allowed to call himself a Cal fan and a Niners fan. Clearly, he loves Stanfurd so much that he has been secretly conducting an illegitimate affair with it, possibly fathering several progeny from this previously undisclosed affair.

 

Seriously, what a failure of an attempt at being funny. Irreverence is great, but stupidity gets old, even on TwistNHook.

 

I WANT MARSHMALLOW BITS OF TEBOW AND GATORS AND JESUS

 

 

I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year... who the f*** are you all?

LEMON DROP DANGLE DANGLE SUP GIRL

Marriage is for pussies!

 

 

Don't encourage marriage.

STOP HAVING BABIES DAMNIT YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US

STOP BREEDING

Douchebag. Go ride your motorcycle off a hill.

Fire safety is no joke. Only you can prevent forest fires.

Stop copying stories! This is why we don't have a press pass.

Flagged for being a woman. Go wash my dishes.

 

 

STOP BEING A DOUCHE

I lost my virginity at 11. She was like 13. We still cool to this day. Shout out!

You wanna take a ride on this disco stick?

Wrestling is gay HEY HOW BOUT DEM IGGLES IGGLES

 

Needs more cowbell.

 

I think I'm running out of reasons to flag Twist. FLAG FLAG FALG

I may have run out of posts to flag.

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BANKER

 

And just for a little balance...Is it better to give than to receive?

 

Kishi = Rishi in Kade mode He deserved it! Please don't ban me, oh please, please don't ban me. Twist made me do it, I swear! It was all his idea.

Rishi has completed the savage rape of every positive memory from my boyhood!

 

lollerskates cause THIS guy never talks about drinking at all! hypocrite!

Flag'd for thinking marriage sucks. It's way better than jerkin it to NSFW pics. And I should know.

 

For failing to lasso in since1997 and, yet again, being stuck in the Friend Zone. I'd flag you twice if I could.

Rishi does not look good in anything, especially formal clothes

 

Causing a recession

rec begging. like a peasant. A PEASANT.

flagged for being too cocky about flagging! Also, general douchebaggery.

 

overzealous use of rec button is causing recflation. haitians are already rioting due to resultant food shortages.

 

And our grand finale:

Well, Rishi seems like a good guy... for a self-obsessed, misogynistic, near-alcoholic, conservative Republican Indian with a bad taste for women, politicians, and mixed drinks.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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