DBD 5/14/10: Twist and I agree!
Twist and I don't often see eye to eye. It's not that we're mortal enemies, exactly; there's no Lex Luthor in this relationship. More accurately, I'm the Brain, and he's Pinky. I'm Modern Family, and Twist is everything else on ABC, including Cougar Town. I'm a beautiful, accurate Kyle Boller spiral (rare, I know), and Twist is LaShaun Ward's hands.
I think Twist is illogical, obnoxious, and vain. Twist thinks I'm lazy, mean, and lack follow-through. To quote Maude Lebowski, he doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, I don't approve of his. We're both right, but that's beside the point. Which is, we don't agree on a lot, but we both know jazz is awesome. And on May 13th, a legend played Zellerbach Hall.
It was the second time I've seen Sonny Rollins at Zellerbach. He'll turn 80 in September, and he can barely walk at this point; he lumbers around the stage like an arthritic elephant, swinging his tenor like a trunk. But despite his lack of mobility, the man is still an incredible musician. He's aggressive, loud, and quirky. Rollins is up there with Coltrane, Charlie Parker and Wayne Shorter as the best tenor players ever, and is one of the last of his generation still alive, much less playing at an incredibly high level. As a bonus, he had a phenomenal drummer playing for him, Kobie Watkins. The second piece of the evening featured a lengthy solo by Watkins, and aside from Sonny's opening and closing numbers, it was the highlight of the night.
All this is to say, go see him the next time he's in Berkeley. He said he'll be back again, and it's not often you get a chance to see a living legend. Better yet, go see him May 19th, this Wednesday, at UC Davis.
Thank you, Sonny, for helping me relax after the Pens were eliminated from the playoffs. You are a hero.
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I know everyone here is a huge hockey fan and vividly remembers all of those highlights, but I’ll post them all again, for fun. Hey, it’s not politics or Cal sports, so I know it belongs in the DBD!
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I’ve always enjoyed Crosby’s History Will Be Made Vid
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
One is better dressed, drools less, and eats the occasional brain?
Firm-jawed and ready to extract the Poisonous Fangs of Communism
by Kodiak on May 14, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Opinion of jazzies, please
I’ve just read that “Follow the Red Line—Live at the Village Vanguard” by The Chris Potter Underground is one of the ten best albums of the decade, regardless of genre.
Agree/disagree/tell us more about it.
http://2010.newsweek.com/top-10/best-albums/follow-the-red-line-live-at-the-village-vanguard.html
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Eminem's new joint
A number of cringe-worthy lyrics I’d rather forget – but the flow is ridiculous. Don’t know if it’s going to be on the album or whether it’s a mixtape-type track just to whet interest, but Em is spittin’ like he used to.
Obviously, NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRT-GJorpss
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Love it.
That crab dribble was working pretty well last night.
by 33SwisherSweet on May 14, 2010 5:57 AM PDT reply actions
Softball wins series opener vs. Oregon State
Mercy’d
The No. 13/12 California softball team was far too much for Oregon State to handle on Thursday afternoon with the Golden Bears (39-17 overall/8-11 in the Pac-10 Conference) claiming the 9-1 mercy win over the Beavers (24-29/4-15 in the Pac-10) in five innings. The Beavers got on the board in the top of the first, but the Bears scored in the bottom end of the inning and then five in the third to build an insurmountable lead.
One run in the fourth gave Cal a 7-1 lead. In the bottom of the fifth, junior first baseman Arioto walked to make the score 8-1 when freshman catcher Lindsey Ziegenhirt singled to left to score the piviital ninth Bear run, giving Cal the 9-1 run-rule victory to open the three-game weekend against OSU.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
Eric Mina and Steve Desimone to appear on Chronicle Live tonight
That would be your 2010 Pac-10 men’s golf champion and Cal’s head golf coach
Cal junior men’s golfer Eric Mina and Golden Bears head coach Steve Desimone will be guests on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area’s Chronicle Live television show this Friday, May 14 (5-6 p.m. PT). Mina became only the second Cal men’s golfer to ever win the Pac-10 individual title in the 51-year history of the event last month, while Desimone is in his 31st season at Cal and led the Bears to an NCAA championship in 2004.
The show, which is produced in partnership with the San Francisco Chronicle sports department, also replays on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area at 11 p.m. and Comcast SportsNet California at 6 p.m. and midnight. Chronicle Live is also available on Comcast Digital Cable’s ON DEMAND Channel 1. In addition, a live stream of the show can be viewed online from 5-6 p.m. at CSNBayArea.com.
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Natalie Coughlin competing in a meet beginning today
California alumna and Olympic star Natalie Coughlin is competing in the Charlotte UltraSwim Grand Prix that starts today, Thursday, and runs through Sunday, May 16, at the Mecklenburg County Aquatic Center.
Coughlin is competing in just her second official meet since the 2008 Beijing Olympics. She last swam in the Austin Grand Prix in March.
The Charlotte meet will consist of morning preliminary races, starting at 12 p.m. PT, and finals that begin at 7 p.m. PT today and that being at 9 p.m. PT from Friday through Sunday. Thursday’s action will include just two races – finals in the women’s 800-meter freestyle and men’s 1500-meter freestyle.
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by Ohio Bear on May 14, 2010 6:36 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I love
that they still have an athlete page for her on calbears.com! Kind of a mini-hall of fame.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
WTH is going on with Arizona State basketball?
Victor Rudd is transferring. And he’s not the first this offseason.
Rudd, who played at five different high schools, becomes the fourth player (guard Brandon Thompson, guard Demetrius Walker, forward Taylor Rohde) to leave Sendek’s program this offseason.
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None of those guys played any significant role on the team last year
Rudd sounds like a serial basket case (5 high schools? WTF?). Walker was a ball-hog who refused, in his limited minutes, to fit into Sendek’s system. I’ve never even heard of Brandon Thompson. Rohde was a decent backup forward who wouldn’t kill you offensively, so ups to that I guess, but honestly these are not significant losses.
Arthur Dent: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
Honestly, the only name that was familiar to me was Rohde. But still — that many transfers in an offseason is unusual, isn’t it? How many players is ASU going to have left?
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Yeah, I thought Terrence Howard did a decent job in the first but Don Cheadle did not disappoint.
by Yes We Cannon on May 14, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Three general managers think LeBron James will end up in Chicago according to ESPN’s Chad Ford.
Two said they believe that John Calipari will be the new head coach of the Bulls.
One GM went a bit further in a phone call a few minutes later. “I think the Bulls are really going to go for it. Look for them to offer the Cavs Luol Deng in a sign-and-trade for LeBron. That will allow them to retain most of their cap space. Then they’ll go after Dwyane Wade or Chris Bosh as well.”
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 6:46 AM PDT reply actions
I don’t care for Calipari, but if they can trade Deng for James, that would be beyond great. They lose their worst contract (Deng’s not a bad player, but he is NOT worth what he is set to make), and pick up the best player in the league. Particularly if they can then invest in a quality 4. Too bad its a pipe dream, and won’t happen. Instead, we’ll miss on James, Bosh, and Wade, and give a max to Joe Johnson. FML.
Bummed for the Cavs. I really, really hope LeBron stays in Cleveland. He’s 93% of Cleveland’s economy!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I really, really hope LeBron leaves Cleveland. He’s 93% of Cleveland’s economy!
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
I really, really hope the Cavs move to Columbus. We should just annex Cleveland anyway.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Many months ago, because I was too lazy to change the station, I listened to a Columbus sports radio personality rant about the City of Columbus totes blowing it by not bringing an NBA franchise to Columbus because said franchise would be successful here and be a boon to the economy.
The funniest part of the rant was the arrogance of assuming the underlying premise that the NBA would move here. As if the NBA would want to expand into this place with a franchise already in Cleveland.
OTOH, if we’re talking about stealing the Cavs from Cleveland, I could get behind that. Will never happen, tho.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
Are you interested in Sacramento? It's not like we'd miss it.
Firm-jawed and ready to extract the Poisonous Fangs of Communism
CBKWit, you say I’m illogical, obnoxious, and vain like it’s a bad thing???
Also, very jealous that you went to see Sonny Rollins. I got a thing for half price tix the other day and was depressed that I couldn’t make it. Thanks for the DBD, I really appreciate it.
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I am part of an organization that provides monthly events for lawyers and judges to interact and network. It was that evening. I would have loved to go, but the networking opportunities are more important.
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he doesn’t approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, I don’t approve of his
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So, you don’t think I should try to help my career by meeting other lawyers and judges (!) in the local area? Building a name and reputation is one of the most, if not the most, important thing I can do for my career.
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Wow, what’s that like?
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by Ohio Bear on May 14, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I imagine it is exceedingly difficult to beat the Supreme Court.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, aren’t most of them old and feeble? And those robes don’t look very mobile or functional, either.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Spoiler alert: Twist hasn’t fared well.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
“There has been no decision yet. Everyone’s milling around on the FIELD . . .”
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
by CalBear81 on May 14, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
maybe you're better off
if they just think of you as a faceless, undifferentiated mass of brief-filing cells.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
if it's a monthly event
I’m sure you could skip one to see one of the greatest ever jazz musicians on one of his last tours.
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Clearly, we place different values on our careers. Although you don’t seem to approve of my lifestyle, I do approve of yours. I’m happy you went to the concert. I’m jealous you went to the concert. It is what it is. This was the last one for several months, I felt it important for my career to go. I have a family to support and anything I can do to get a leg up is something I need to seriously consider.
In other needs, being an adult sucks.
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I have a family to support
Do you mean wife and parents, or are there children involved?
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, right now just a wife. I am sure when I have kids, CBKWit will look down on me even more.
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Did you kill your cats? Good move.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a relief.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesn’t approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, I don’t approve of his
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But I approve of your lifestyle! I am happy that you have a job you like, a girlfriend you like (at least to my knowledge) and play hockey recreationally. So, basically, I think you are chill and you hat me with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind.
And that’s impressive, because there are a lot of people who hat me with a known enthusiasm!
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As I stated on my wedding night, I don’t even know what to do with this.
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Eric Byrnes in softball league:
Eric Byrnes is back in the lineup as an everyday player. Every Wednesday, anyway. Byrnes is the starting left fielder for the Dutch Goose, a slow-pitch softball team sponsored by a Menlo Park burger barn.
Byrnes is probably the best-compensated ballplayer in the league, considering he will be paid $11 million this season – although the Arizona Diamondbacks ($10.6 million) and Seattle Mariners ($400,000) will pay his salary, while the Dutch Goose will simply supply the burgers and beer.
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So Old
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
So you assume that nobody clicked the link that was posted on yesterday’s DBD and saw these photos?
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
Yes. I presume nobody clicks through on these links.
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I hope he's having a REALLY good time
and thus not interested in the $47 million the Giants want to pay him to play LF.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
More discussion of the Perfect Game in a historic context:
It is an unwritten rule in baseball that if a pitcher throws a Perfect Game, you are allowed to milk the accomplishment until said pitcher’s next start. And I’ve never been one to mess with baseball etiquette.
Now that the rest of the world knows as much as we do about the awesomeness that is Dallas Braden (ok maybe not as much, but clearly more than say, a week ago), let’s look at the other eighteen men with whom Braden- who makes his first post-perfecto start tomorrow night in Anaheim- will be forever linked.
Star-divide
The first two men to toss Perfect Games were Lee Richmond and Monte Ward, whose gems came just five days apart in the year 1880. Contrary to popular belief, I did not attend either contest.
Even Joe Posnanski dismisses these long-ago masterpieces:
For some reason these always include two thrown in 1880 when it took eight balls to walk somebody, the mound was 50 feet from home plate and pitchers were still supposed to throw underhand. Completely different game then …but baseball does cherish its past.
Look, here’s how ridiculous that 1880 season was: only two of the eight teams that made up the National League (and that was the only league, folks) still exist: the Cubs (who were called the White Stockings) and the Braves (known then as the Boston Red Caps).
Richmond’s team, the Worcester Ruby Legs, played 85 games. Richmond pitched in 74 of them, starting 66 and completing 57. Ward appeared in 70 of the Providence Grays’ 87 contests (67 starts, 59 CG’s); in fact he was the starting pitcher for his team’s first twenty-seven games!
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i’ve decided sports teams need more fashion-related names. Twist, we’re all counting on you.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
Your 2011 New Jersey Green Sox!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think the New York Jewsweaters is a good name for a team.
by paleodan on May 14, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
don’t say that to the Hoboken Yarmulkes
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
SF Miniskirts
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Giants fans frustrated with ofense:
In two games against the Padres this year, Jonathan Sanchez has pitched 15 innings, allowing four hits, four walks, and two runs while striking out fifteen. He has lost both games.
In two games against the Padres this year, Jonathan Sanchez has pitched 15 innings, allowing four hits, four walks, and two runs while striking out fifteen. He has lost both games.
In two games against the Padres this year, Jonathan Sanchez has pitched 15 innings, allowing four hits, four walks, and two runs while striking out fifteen. He has lost both games.
I’m starting to think this offense isn’t going to lead the league in batting average this year. Hopefully, this is the most humiliating loss of the year, but I’m not going to put money on that.
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their psotgame headline was hilar. “Jonathan Sanchez Chokes Again.”
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Sharks discuss special teams against Blackhawk, which is a term I lack understanding of in a hockey context. Do they have kick offs? Do the Sharks fans go ALLAAAMMMAARRRR!
In a series that is expected to be very tight at even strength, the special teams battle becomes all the more important to achieving success. This element was prevalent in San Jose’s second round victory over the Detroit Red Wings— three out of the Sharks four wins came due to their power play achievements, and San Jose eventually ended up +4 in this category when they were on the winning side of the ledger.
In game one San Jose was outscored by a goal at even strength but managed to put two past Jimmy Howard on the man advantage; games two and five were equal at evens, with a +1 in the special teams department tipping the scales San Jose’s way.
With the even strength play essentially a wash against Detroit, expecting a similar type of series against Chicago is probably not too far out of the question. San Jose and Chicago are extremely talented on both ends of the ice, bring immense skill sets to the table, and can score goals at will. The even strength chances and opportunities don’t stand to be too far apart on most nights, at least not if everything shakes out as it is expected.
In essence, this series could very well be Detroit-San Jose on steroids.
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Special teams is when you are either on, or opposing, a power play following a penalty
The skills required are a bit different from 5-on-5 (hence “special”).
Arthur Dent: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
No we yell “SUTTEEEEERRRR!”
Old coach Sutter didn’t really believe in practicing the Power Play.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Is that true…? It all makes sense now. god.
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, mostly. I’m sure there was some PP time, but not a lot.
One thing I noticed in the first game Wilson coached was that a defenseman actually cycled down low with the puck. If that happened under Sutter he would have been benched and skated windsprints at the next practice.
That said, Sutter is a great coach if you have a marginal talent team that will have to grind it out each and every shift to win a 2-1 game. (Maybe the Giants should hire him? zing!)
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
I don’t dislike Sutter. 5 straight years of improvement ending in basically perennial playoff appearances… He turned the angsty teen Sharks into hardworking adult Sharks.
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
NinersN ation takse a ook back at the 2009 season:
In a way, I can’t believe that I actually made it all the way here. I’ve actually written 55 of these things? And this is the last. Well, at least the last one for a few months. With that in mind, I’d like to point out two things: 1) I made an effort to stay within a certain number of words, but that number was a lot higher than it has been in the past – I see no reason not go out with a bang. 2) If you want to call me out for making some terrible inaccuracy, any unforgivable mistake, this is your last chance. More than any other season, I wrote this one from memory. So, it could be like an Easter Egg hunt. With those things said, I certainly hope you’ve enjoyed this series as much as I have, and I certainly hope that you enjoy this installment as much as I did. This is the 2009 season. You remember it like it was yesterday. Now, you can enjoy it one more time.
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CBKWit is correct that Saxophone Colossus Sonny Rollins is a great one. He’s still going strong at his late age is truly amazing. Here is some more biographical information:
Theodore Walter “Sonny” Rollins (born September 7, 1930 in New York City)1 is a Grammy-winning American jazz tenor saxophonist. Widely recognized as one of the most important and influential jazz musicians of the post-bebop era, Rollins’ long, prolific career began at the age of 11, and he was playing with piano legend Thelonious Monk before reaching the age of 20. A number of his compositions, including “St. Thomas”, “Oleo”, “Doxy”, and “Airegin”, have become jazz standards.1
As of 2009, Rollins is still touring and recording, having outlived most of his contemporaries such as John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Max Roach, and Art Blakey, all performers with whom he recorded. Rollins was elected to the Down Beat Jazz Hall of Fame in 1973.
Perhaps he is still going, because he would take breaks from time to time:
By 1959, Rollins was frustrated with what he perceived as his own musical limitations and took the first – and most famous – of his musical sabbaticals. To spare a neighboring expectant mother the sound of his practice routine, Rollins ventured to the Williamsburg Bridge to practice. Upon his return to the jazz scene in 1962 he named his “comeback” album The Bridge at the start of a contract with RCA Records, recorded with a quartet featuring guitarist Jim Hall and still no piano. The rhythm section was Ben Riley on drums and bassist Bob Cranshaw. This became one of Rollins’ best-selling records.
And here is another good version of that song. Even though they are the same frigging song they sound toads diff like fuck, bc there is just a short head and then its pretty open. When I auditioned to join Cal Band Jazz lo those many years ago, this was the song I auditioned on. So, I always have a good memory of it.
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Waiting for my flaky friend to go fishing. Sunrise was two hours ago. He just stumbled out of bed. Sigh. By the time we get on the water, it’s gonna be time for lunch.
Firm-jawed and ready to extract the Poisonous Fangs of Communism
Dude, the big race isn’t until Sunday. You don’t have to leave now at all!
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A quick review of Google Maps shows that he could row from Fremont up into the East Bay Delta and then there appears to be a river that heads up to Sac.
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It would also require Kodiak to row for many, many hours against the current. Is that even possible?
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
Hellooo Sactown. I just got in and boy my arms are tired!
Firm-jawed and ready to extract the Poisonous Fangs of Communism
rowed
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not one race, buster. It’s eight races.
9:30 a.m. – Men’s Novice Eight
9:50 a.m. – Women’s Novice Eight
10:10 a.m. – Men’s Varsity Four
10:30 a.m. – Women’s Varsity Four
10:50 a.m. – Men’s Second Varsity Eight
11:10 a.m. – Women’s Second Varsity Eight
11:30 a.m. – Men’s Varsity Eight
11:50 a.m. – Women’s Varsity Eight
And please take note:
2009 Men’s Team Championship: California
2009 Women’s Team Championship: California
Do. Not. Mock. Cal’s. Greatness.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
lunchtime
the fish will be hungry too!
What are you catching? Besides booty lock?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Theoretically, there are bass in this lake. Unless it was a joke when they named it “Bass Lake.”. Guess we will see.
Firm-jawed and ready to extract the Poisonous Fangs of Communism
Then I retract my comment
I don’t think the bass will be hungry.
Bluegill are tasty, though, and pretty stupid. I’m sure they can’t tell time.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep. We are more likely to catch a tan than anything that swims. Might just want to start chugging beers and wait for the evening bite.
Firm-jawed and ready to extract the Poisonous Fangs of Communism
Good luck, dude! Have fun, and I hope you land some big ones.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this why it’s so damn hard to get an appointment?!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Are the Sacramento Kings Interested in Jerome Randall?
Sacramento Bee sports columnist Ailene Voisin thinks so.
Randle’s most immediate concern is making sure workouts don’t conflict with graduation at Cal. Then, he plans to find a job in the NBA, with the Kings near the top of his wish list.
Randle studied the roster and swears he sees a vacancy. He envisions coming off the bench and harassing opposing ballhandlers, converting threes in transition, changing the tempo and exploiting the athleticism of Donté Greene, Omri Casspi and Jason Thompson.
The Kings? He’s getting a look, perhaps even a second look.
“He’s a very good shooter already, with great range,” Kings basketball president Geoff Petrie said after watching Randle and other mostly second-round prospects Thursday. "He can make plays, and he’s got speed, quicks. He’s definitely one of those ‘catch-me-if-you-can’ type of players.’
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http://www.sacbee.com/2010/05/14/2749945/ailene-voisin-cals-randle-hopes.html#ixzz0nuswNWdD
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
I have no idea if this would be a good fit. Any of the pro b-ball fans have any idea?
Thanks, CalBear81 for bringing this SacBee story over. If there are other Cal stories in the SacBee, don’t hesitate to bring them over. Then, please submit your billing to CBKWit for payment.
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I wasn’t going to say anything here. I’d appropriately admonished you already.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
I only spent a minute on this admonishing. So I can only punish bill .3 of an hour.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
Really, Ohio Bear, if you can’t bill more than .3 for a spending a minute on a project, you are a pretty poor excuse for a partner. You had better hope CALumbus Bear doesn’t hear about this.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
HE DONE BEEN TOLD!! Ohio Bear, you shame me and the partnership. Please become a client of the firm so I can punish bill you until you learn your lesson.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
This Jerome Randall needs to best opped before he steals Jerome Randle’s thunder. IMPOSTER!
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It may be British. Oh, I just said the same thing as you, sorry.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s really the province of English MPs more than the population at large.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I can’t believe you think one link was sufficient to illustrate your point.
Yes, every word is a different link. And those are just the ones I could name off the top of my head.
Twist
I just got done seeing Herbie Hancock and Dee Dee Bridgewater at the Shanghai World Expo.
It was epic.
Photos and ish coming later. I’m playing golf in 6 hours, so I should get some sleep.
Enjoy the golf! I’m playing in 22 hours. Maybe I should get some sleep too.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
SBNation has their Team USA World Cup Preview!
The United States was going to beat Spain, end the European champions’ record 35-match unbeaten streak, and finally raise the curtain on an era where the U.S. would be a legitimate soccer power. If the close call in the final four days later (a 3-2 loss to Brazil) affirmed that status, the year that’s followed as seen less conclusive results. The United States lost a much-anticipated qualifier in Mexico and has subsequently lost friendlies to Slovakia, Denmark and the Netherlands – matches where the States juggled injuries to Dempsey, Oguchi Onyewu, and Charlie Davies. While results have not met the expectations set by the Spain win, the inability to get a healthy squad in place has given fans reason to hope last June’s results can be replicated, should the United States return to health.
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The more I look at the roster invitees, the more I think 1. Gomez needs to be our 3rd forward (I’d bring Altidore and ugh, Ching) – he won the Golden Boot in the Mexico league – which is better than the MLS. Otherwise, it might be Edson Buddle, but feasting on MLS defenses is far different than international defenses. 2. Either Dempsey or Donovan is going to have to play up top – either as a withdrawn forward who tracks back or next to Altidore. I don’t think Dempsey has the work rate, so maybe its Landon, but Dempsey is the only US player who can make magic happen with the ball at his feet. Everyone else just runs hard and has a big work rate. 3. Our situation at left back is really ugly. I wish Bradley had gotten Edgar Castillo some caps in some of the qualifying and friendlies or at least a camp invite. 4. WIth Landon and Dempsey playing outwide, our holding midfielders look at little weak – Bradley, is a sure starter, but after that – Feilhaber? Edu? I like Torres here. 5. I wish we could trade a keeper (Guzan or Hannehmann) for a striker with pace or a dominating midfielder.
Our situation at left back is really ugly.
The thought of Aaron Lennon or Theo Walcott running circles around our left back is a scenario that scares me with its likelihood.
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you mean before they slicve their cross into the stands? Walcott doesn’t scare me, Lennon is a good player who always seems to have some injury concerns. Too bad we don’t get England in match 3
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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a sneaking suspicion it’ll be Edu or Clark alongside Bradley in center mid. Torres probably wont see the field since Bradley is a dumb fuck and doesn’t know how to use him. Feilhaber and Clark/Edu will be first mids off the bench.
I think Dempsey will partner Altidore up top and I hope Gomez is first striker off the bench, we’ll see though. Bradley has a serious hard on for Ching. Donovan needs to stay on the wing, he’s proven he is at his best there and is a top 15 player in the world for that position.
Defensively I’m pretty sure it’ll be DeMerit and Onyewu in the middle with Bocanegra on the left and Spector on the right. Based on what we have, that’s the best lineup by a mile. Edu can slot back into the center if necessary but Goodson/Marshall will be outmanned at the international level there. God help us if Bornstein sees the field (another dude who must have pictures of Bradley sucking off a donkey). Cherundulo is a good option on the right but Spector gives more offense.
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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Goodson and Onyewu would be a pretty good pairing if the US could just get the other team to agree
to a corner kick shootout instead of a penalty shootout…
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Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
haha
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
the Bornstein hate is overdone. Like any CB in the NFL (who can play good defense for 60 of 62 snaps, but the 4 missed coverage burn in fans’ minds), the LB’s mistakes are often overexaggerated. I felt he actually didn’t do to bad in the Netherlands friendly, but the mistakes stood out in people’s minds enough that the hate got piled on. All this said, I doubt he’ll see the field in the WC, barring injury (if he even makes it)
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
2* missed coverages
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Hm, really?
Hasn’t he played like 10 games in a row for the US at that position (not counting the off-calendar friendlies)? Bradley appears, despite all evidence, to believe that he’s a genuinely good player.
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Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
He did well against one of the Central American countries, though I can’t remember which one right now.
Well he scored the equalizer against Costa Rica
but I think that was more a matter of right-place-right-time than of any particular talent on his part.
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Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
I don’t think its overdone. It seems like whenever there is a defensive breakdown, Bornstein is responsible. This is obviously not true 100% of the time but in the last year, he sticks out as being not being up to CONCACAF standard, much less World Cup standard.
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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Does Ricardo Clark suck now?
Or is the worry just that he’s a guaranteed red card in FIFA competitions?
Dempsey looked real good in the Europa final— turned up in a lot of important spots and drew some fouls in addition to a couple of Grade B scoring chances. Maybe he doesn’t do that if he’s playing full minutes though, I don’t know what his conditioning is like right now. I vote for him at forward and Donovan and Stuart Holden at the wings.
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Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
He just got a 3 year deal from his Bundesliga team after only playing 2 games or so.
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Ricardo Clark, that is. He has been injured for most of the season
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
What is it with me and following injury-prone teams?
The US national soccer team is about the only institution in the world that could rival the Oakland A’s for inability to keep anyone on the field.
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Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
racis
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Staal’s shorthander was awesome. And I pretty much hate the Pens. That damned Jaromir Jagr think’s he’s so hot.

Okay, he is kind of dreamy
Careful, man. There's a beverage here!
I hated him
even when he played for the Rangers. Well, I tolerated him.
Not Petr Nedved though. That dude sucked.
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by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Most overrated player in any sport, ever?
He was decent in video games, but man in real life he was the king of getting taken out at the blue line, no-look passes in front of the goal, and taking silly dives whenever a defender got near him.
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by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Derek Jeter
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
his overratedness is overrated
but he IS the CAPTAIN, after all. It’s quite a burden to bear.
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by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
What are his official duties as a captain? Look, the guy is a HOF player, and has hit very well for a middle infielder throughout his career, but he’s a terrible defender and is credited for success WAY more than he deserves for being on a team full of incredibly talented and well-compensated stars.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
His UZR numbers are weird – awful from 2005-07 but average to decent from 2008-2010…which makes absolutely zero sense.
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He was only really decent in 2009. Adam Everett, an excellent defensive shortstop, put up a fantastic 24.5 UZR in 2006. Yet he has zero gold gloves and Jeter has 3.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoops, I was trying to italicize excellent rather than defensive.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, when you’re praising a guy with a .243 career batting average, emphasizing the defense makes plenty of sense!
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Not if it’s Adam Dunn.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
that was my point
I’m just sick of hearing about him and Varitek as team captains. What do they do, pick the postgame spread?
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by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they get first choice from the assorted groupies and hangers-on…
Honestly though, no other teams have official “captains”, do they? I can’t think of any.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they get first choice from the assorted groupies and hangers-on…
yea, he mentioned the ‘post-game spread’…
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LOL :)
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Dirtiest minds of CGB:
1. carp
2. Andbears
…….
…
everyone else
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
woah bones
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey after all the stories I told I thought I’d at least place in the top3! :)
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Yours isn’t a dirty mind thing, it’s a dirty… well, everything else.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
You haven’t met some of my other friends then. One dood is so ridiculous to the pt where he doesn’t need to share any history w/ gf’s. I believe the exact line was “Whatever story you got, mine is worse. So let’s not live in the past.”
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Apparently the White Sox (Paul Konerko) and Cubs (Derek Lee) also have captains. Must be something about 100+ year old franchises.
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I did not know that
Of course, since these are the only teams in MLB anyway, I think you’re right.
I’d like to tear that stupid C off Varitek’s jersey. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen, except on basketball jerseys. I don’t like them on football jerseys, but at least there’s an actual point to that (which I assume lets the ref know who should be deciding whether to accept or decline a penalty).
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by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Varitek also isn’t very good. If you’re going to be a captain, you should be one of the better players on the team.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
The Dodgers and Giants don’t have any, and they’re older than the Yankees, Red Sox, and White Sox.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
well
If ESPN ever talks about them, they’ll need captains too.
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by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I know!
You see Staal make plays like that, and you see the incredible combination of strength and talent he has, but you get a little frustrated that he doesn’t make those plays all the time. Then you remember that he’s only 21 and is already the runner-up for the Selke award. His potential makes me giddy.
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Ah, the Penguins
The welfare queens of the NHL.
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Ford Prefect: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know, I didn't listen!
I was a huge Jagr fan as a kid but his hair confused me.
Maybe “confused” is the wrong word… mystified?
vexed is a better word
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
good
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I first heard “vexed” in an A Tribe Called Quest song. I agree that it’s better.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Headline writing, FTW!
A friend sent me this link, showing an interesting choice of words in a headline.
Should be SFW, unless you’re in a hypersensitive work environment.
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Only way it could have been worse is if they lost the game…
“Lady Jacks off to a hot start… but chokes in the end”
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by CruzinBears on May 14, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
“Lady Jacks off to a hot start, full of spunk and handling the ball well, then goes down and chokes in the end”
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks for filling in the “…” for me ;)
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by CruzinBears on May 14, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I was excited by the prospects of hilarity that this DBD title offered, but was disappointed to see that it was instead about jazz and hockey.
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I CSTM’d
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
(chuckled silently to myself)
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed it
Also, I actually tried DVRing Modern Family a couple weeks back and ended up with an episode of Cougar Town.. So upsetting, what a waste of 30 minutes of air time
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Modern Family is great, and Cougar Town…I just found out that OskiWeeWee has a season pass for it on her DVR and honestly, I think she is the only person in the entire world who actually watches this show.
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I lasted about 5 minutes, realized it was Cougar Town, got pissed and left the room haha
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by CruzinBears on May 14, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Ouch… finding Cougar Town on your DVR would be a crushing blow, especially when you’re expecting, you know, something actually worth watching.
I think it took me ten minutes of that show to realize Cox wasn’t taking her shirt off and is possibly pushing 60… and that I might as well turn the channel.
Goooo home Pens!
Fixed.
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by CruzinBears on May 14, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe she pissed someone off, and they took revenge.
Yes we sell pubic lice and yes we are proud of it.
We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage, risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.
Quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone. Never mind actually go, and do it, and we don’t encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, purple dots in it… those are crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.
(I really, really wish I were making this up.)
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You think it’s awesome that ArbyOSU agrees with you on something?!?!

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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Denver Nuggets head coach George Karl is seeing his health improving.
Asked if there’s any chance he won’t return as coach, Karl said, “I don’t see that happening, but I am going to put my health first, and come next fall, if the doctors don’t feel it’s a wise thing and I don’t think it’s a wise thing, (then we’ll re-evaluate). But my feeling is the exact opposite. We’re in a good place, the steps have been good, the tests have been good and I’ve just got to keep plugging away every day.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions
Can Portsmouth possibly compete with Chelsea in tomorrow’s FA Cup?
Two years ago, Portsmouth won the FA Cup to set in motion what David James has described as a “crippling” of the club’s finances. Now, with a squad ravaged by the worst excesses of the darkest period in Pompey’s history, the club face a formidable challenge on the pitch: tackling a rampant Chelsea side that greedily accumulated in excess of 100 goals when winning the Premier League title.
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Nope, they cant
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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
MLB teams are complaining about the Toronto Blue Jays and their free agent signings.
A couple of online reports this week suggested the Blue Jays have already signed 16-year-old Venezuelan right-hander Adonis Cardona to a contract. But baseball’s rules forbid teams from negotiating with international free agents before July 2.
According to one club’s director of international scouting, several clubs are upset enough that they have taken their complaints to the commissioner’s office.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions
Breaking news: Cleveland Cavaliers will fire head coach Mike Brown today.
Press conferences are set for later in the day when it will likely become official. Brown will join Mike Woodson in a job search, but neither is assured of getting another head coaching job for next season.
I can’t say he doesn’t deserve it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions
Will this help or hurt LeBron's chances of coming back?
I say he’s definitely gone now.
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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Brown might have been gone anyway, but the Cavs might be using this move as a way to entice Lebron to return.
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Does Lebron have beef w/Brown, or is it just bleedingly obvious that he’s a shitty coach?
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
He’d return if John Calipari went to Cleveland, but Calipari said he’s staying at Kentucky for now.
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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Is Calipari really as good a coach as he is a douchebag?
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
It would be awesome, if Donald Sterling weren’t the single worst owner in sports. Seriously, if Al Davis bought the Clippers, it would be an improvement.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
If it takes his attention away from micro-managing the Raiders, I’m all for it!
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by CruzinBears on May 14, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
LA is a very large market.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been a Clippers fan for >15 years.. it’s great for antagonizing your Fakers fan friends
LAMOND MURRAY AND ERIC PIATKOWSKI FTW
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
The Kandi Man, you mean.
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
IT WOULD BE FUNNY IN AN INCREDIBLY GOOD WAY
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he means Larry Brown
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even that. He just stands around with the package and doesn’t take it in.
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Pitcher, not a catcher?
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Since this is a musical DBD
Cleveland trying to keep Lebron through music. Think the Cleveland version of “We Are The World.” It’s worth 3 minutes of your life to watch this. Really.
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Our esteemed Governor is in that video. I think LeBron now has no choice but to stay. But where the hell is Drew Carey???
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Drew Carey hates the Cavs. Or he was too busy doing Price Is Right.
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God I feel bad for them. Browns, Indians and soon to be Lebronless Cavaliers. The best thing going for that city is Alex Mack.
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Wow. I mean, they make some good points, but… so pathetic.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
It's pathetic. But it's a catchy tune..
The refrain:
Please stay Lebron…
We really need you…
No bigger market’s gonna love you half
As much as we do…
It’s a choice you’re making..
Will you go or will you stay?
What will we do, with that big sign
If you move away?

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No, they got that covered just fine in Cleveland. Don’t need the song.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Cavs owner: Coach Brown not fired
Team owner Dan Gilbert refuted a report Friday that Brown had been fired.
“That’s not true,” he said during a news conference at Cleveland Clinic Courts, the team’s three-year-old, $25 million training facility. “We are right now just going through the evaluation process.”
He said the team expects to have answers “in the next week to 10 days,” Gilbert said. “I don’t think it’s a secret coaching is one of the things we’ll look at.”
So, not today. But that last statement implies that if it happens, it could be soon.
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How did we get through this entire Cavs thread with nobody mentioning that according to the rumor mill, Delonte West is banging LeBron’s mom, and LBJ found out in the middle of this series and that’s when it all fell to shit?? That’s some TMZ grade gossip there.
haha, scroll down
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody can make up random shit and I think deadspin will post it. I eifel towered LeBron’s mom with Christopher Walken.
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And I videotaped it on my cellular telephone!
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Howard Megdal looks at possible destinations for Chicago White Sox outfielder Andruw Jones.
He leads all AL outfielders with a .427 wOBA, and has already produced over 1 WAR. If, as Megdal suggests, the White Sox will seek to cash in their Jones pick for some prospects, they might want to act quickly. We’ve seen this type of production from Andruw before, only to see it decline later in the season.
Could the San Francisco Giants be interested?
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions
no need
they’re already working on offers for Dye and Byrnes!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
If they get him, I hope he is every bit the worthless mass of dead weight that he was on the Dodgers.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Man, that’s harsh, even for the Giants. But that would make me feel slightly better about Jason Schmidt.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Toronto Blue Jays shortstop prospect Adeiny Hechavarria is scheduled to make his professional debut for High-A Dunedin tonight.
The 21-year-old Cuban shortstop has been playing in extended spring training since signing a four-year, $10 million contract with the club last month. Look for him to stick with Dunedin for a brief while before earning a promotion to Double-A New Hampshire. Many believe he could find his way to the majors within the next two years.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions
Check out Mankind and the Undertaker take on Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hearst Helmsley right now!
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions
WTF is this DBD? Jazz, hockey and baseball? The only interesting thing here is laughing at LeBron or as some folks call him, LeBitch
In other words, Go Bears!
Those folks need to really come up with a less crappy insult.
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Yeah. Even Lebron LAMES would be better then “Lebitch”.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Then bring over your reddit topics, those are always good for 5-15 comments :)
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on May 14, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
You want interesting? Scroll back up and read about the Pac-10 crew championships in Sacramento this weekend.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
Dallas Mavericks guard Rodrigue Beaubois will play for France this summer.
Beaubois got the call after Tony Parker pulled out, and will play in the FIBA World Championship in Turkey starting on August 28.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions
Houston Rockets assistant head coach Elston Turner will interview for the Chicago Bulls and Philadelphia 76ers head coaching jobs.
He’s about as low profile as they come, so it would be a little surprising to see him land a head coaching job this year.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions
Alabama and Nike have extended an agreement through 2018 that the university said would be worth nearly $30 million over seven years.
The deal announced Friday amends a contract originally signed in 2002. Nike will remain the exclusive supplier of athletic footwear, apparel and accessories to Crimson Tide sports teams through June 30, 2018. The new deal takes effect on July 1.
Nike will provide funds for two paid internships for Alabama students each summer at the company’s headquarters in Beaverton, Ore. The company also will pay Alabama a royalty of at least 12 percent on the sale of merchandise with the university logo.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions
Has this already been posted? In what looks like a pretty good match-up, Boise State is playing at Mississippi to open up the 2011 season.
The Broncos will play at Ole Miss from the Southeastern Conference in the Sept. 3 season opener, the first meeting between the two teams.
The Broncos have also scheduled four other nonconference games for 2011, including three home games against Wyoming, Tulsa and Utah. The other nonconference game is at Toledo.
At this point, the Mississippi game is the jewel of the schedule. The Rebels, coached by Houston Nutt, finished 9-4 last season and beat Oklahoma State in the Cotton Bowl. Nutt was on the Boise State coaching staff in 1997.
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by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
I dunno about 2011 but Ole Miss is going to suck balls in 2010
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
CGB fitness
I’m pretty sure Kodiak has taken off by now, but here’s last night’s workout:
Hammer Curls+Shoulder Press supersets
Tricep Extension
Lat Pulldown
One Arm Dumbbell Row
Incline Press
Leg Raises
Cable Woodchop
I’m just gonna go for a run in the hills tonight and then do more lifting tomorrow. Flab is visibly reduced from before; I’m even starting to see some definition at the top of my abs, though I still have plenty of work to do the rest of the way down my midsection. My arms and shoulders are a lot bigger, too. Fitness-wise, I’m probably at about 85-90% of where I was a year ago when I was getting ready for Bay to Breakers, and that’s only after about a month and a half. I’m feeling pretty good about September right now.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions
Last night: cold pizza and cranberry juice at home, then to a bar for a couple (three) Anchor Steams with orders of sliders, nachos, quesadillas, and a plate of wings shared by the three of us at the table. Back home for a double IPA before bed.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Nice. I don’t think I could pack that much junk food in a week, let alone a single night. I’m impressed.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
porkchops, ricearoni two keystones, then to oskisun’s for poker, 3 pacificos, a few roy rogers, and a PBR. stopped at jack in the box after for tacos.
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice. Even more impressive when presented in proper CGB fitness formatting:
Porkchops
Rice-A-Roni
Keystone (2 reps)
Poker
Pacifico (3 reps)
Roy Rogers
PBR
Jack In The Box tacos
Then there would be comments about how you are feeling better about yourself down here.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
i am feeling better about myself because i ate a lot of good-tasting food, and got a good buzz from the beer. i also won a few bucks at poker. life is worth living.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
What about the people responding with recommendations on how he can improve his selection so that he can eat and drink the most potent and delicious garbage possible?
For example, I think you have some real room for improvement with the tacos and beer selection. You made such a strong start with the pork chops, but there are a lot worse accompaniments than rice-a-roni. Mashed potatoes are creamier, tastier, and have plenty of carbs as well as fat. Also, if you’re going to go for fast food tacos, you could probably pick something better tasting and worse for you than Jack in the Box.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Pro tip: Try Chipotle. Make sure you order the beef tacos with cheese, sour cream, and guacamole.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m eating Chipotle tonight for dinner. Chicken burrito, cheese, guacamole, but no sour cream. And I shall drink a Killian’s Red with it.
It will be the highlight of my day.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
by Ohio Bear on May 14, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It will be the highlight of my day.
Your wife and kids love seeing you too.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
They do?!?!?
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
by Ohio Bear on May 14, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe they like you more after you’ve had a burrito the size of a truck washed down with fake Irish beer.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s very tasty fake Irish beer though.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec’d!!!
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
If at Chipotle I’ll usually get the Chicken fajita burrito with no cheese, sour cream, guac or chips. Mostly because their chips tend to be grotesquely salty more than some selective health nonsense about carbs and fat. I like that they have reasonably good iced tea, I don’t drink much soda. I’m going there for lunch because it’s next to Target and I need to buy some more garbage.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
I can’t say no to cheese. Agree that the chips are ungodly salty.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Better add some reps or something to work off that cheese!
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
See, that’s not the point. If you mentally have to correlate everything you eat with some balancing exercise, then you stop enjoying food… or exercise, for that matter. I’m fine with eating good, delicious food. I don’t count calories. I just try not to overdo it for the most part and make sure I eat enough nutritious food in the process.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I only correlate my food. I’m allowed to eat one gallon of Butterfingers ice cream if I eat one carrot. Because one carrot=one gallon of Butterfingers ice cream.
I keep my figure by eating lots of nuts and dried fruit all day in my cubicle, and this allows me the pleasure of smoking marijuana cigarettes in the evening as a prelude to dumping entire boxes of bran cereal, granola bars, and Reduced Fat Cheez-Its down my gullet before passing out on the couch.
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on May 14, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
good
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Would you rather I be offended at your mockery? :) Sorry to disappoint.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
but nothing cheaper! it’s all about what’s available dude
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for shitty beer.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
can you see the pinnacles from up there? you sure are high up!
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
do you have a job to offer me?
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Can’t go wrong being unemployed and drinking Keystone. Oh what, what? You can go wrong doing that? Well, OK, never mind…
i dont see you offering any solution mr smart-alec!
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
- What marketable skills do you have?
- Would you describe your hands as “small” or “large”?
- Let’s focus on the palms of your hands: “rough” or “smooth”?
- Quantify your grip strength from 1-10, where 1 is the light brush of a passing down feather and 10 is full anaconda.
- What sort of strengthening exercises, if any, do you regularly perform for your wrist and forearms?
- Are you allergic to any lotions or fluids?
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
- i went to cal, and i’m strikingly attractive
- somewhere delightfully in-between
- smooth, for the same reason that ricer rocks are smooth. repeated friction over long periods of time
- i’m a trombone player, it can be as strong or as light as you need
- like i said trombone. also, mario kart 64. wii golf. masturbating.
- no, but lotion grosses me out
when do i start
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, at least it wasn’t a Shirley Temple.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
oh it is that. but also with soco…which i regret now
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Jacquizz is only eight years old? He’s gonna be awesome when he grows up.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What is going on in the DBD today?
Jazz…
Hockey…
Soccer…
Baseball…
GOD, WHEN DOES CAL FOOTBALL START?!
Just to change the subjects, here is a video of He-Man doing a Hi-NRG disco version of the 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up.” It’s amazing.
can’t forget something that never entered one’s memory :)
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
hatters gotta hat
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Once the SC Playoffs are done, then its time to pine for Cal football.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
The Trojans are in playoffs of some sort?
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It is actually Saturday, but nobody knows where they’re being held.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does everybody hate jazz music so much? You play tromfuckingbone, paleodan! I mean for fucks sake, we posted all the Cal stories. Discuss the fucking Cal stories if you hate jazz, hockey, soccer, and baseball so much.
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I wish I liked jazz… Just sounds like so much wankery to me for the most part. I appreciate good musicianship as much as the next guy, but I like it to be in the context of a well-constructed and meaningful song.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone every thought “that sounds like so much wankery”? Anyone not in the UK?
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Americans use “wanking”!
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
not in any serious context
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Well what else would you call 15 minutes of “Hey, let’s take turns doing improvised solos!”?
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
jazz, i guess? i wouldn’t use a silly across-the-pond term. who calls a truck a lorry?!
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that a stroller?
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you hate when spotted dick rolls around in your boot?
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that what happens if you spend too much time alone with Twist?
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
THAT’S IT! I’M BANNING DISCUSSION OF FITNESS AND INDIAN CULTURE!
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
DON’T FORGET TO BAN JAZZ DISCUSSIONS!!! TOO MANY FLAME WARS!!
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
But then I wouldn’t be a hypocritical asshole. What’s the fun in that????
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You’re gonna have to ban a lot more than that to make me feel sorry!
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Shaddup, you wanker!
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Not unless they are pretentious, or just back from the UK
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Sigh. I can’t escape it.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re talking wank. Wank talker!
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Not a huge fan. I guess I don’t have problems with it in Indian classical music, though, so maybe it is the jazz context.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he loves scat. Can’t get enought of it.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Scat I can handle… guano, not so much.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t hate jazz, I just don’t like it. Jazz is often complex just to be pretentious, and most songs are a way to meandering. But the think I really don’t like about it is the drumming. What’s the point of a drummer if he can’t keep a steady beat!
Arrhythmia kills!
I guess what I am saying is that instead of whining about whatever topics are in discussion, create new ones or respond to the Cal official stories.
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HOW DARE PALEODAN MOCK ANYTHING IN A PRETTY GOOD-NATURED WAY!!!! WHILE AT THE SAME TIME THROWING OUT A DISTRACTING LINK!!! THAT S.O.B.!!!
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Your all-caps says “take me seriously” but your exclamation points say “I hate jazz music.”
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
!
p.s. I hate jazz music
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Cleveland music, mostly. Some Ke$ha songs. The noises Ohio Bear makes after burritothon.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
calbear81’s love of sacramento says: “i reject your reality and substitute my own”
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by GoldBlooded on May 14, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s not whining, he’s giving his take.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not taking his take. I refuse to accept his take!
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That was actually the only part I disagreed with. I like math rock :-/
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Fixed for music genre and typos
Math rock is often complex just to be pretentious, and most songs are way too meandering. But the thing I really don’t like about it is the drumming. What’s the point of a drummer if he can’t keep a steady beat!
Are we talking about pretentious music now? Because I’d love to get into a Yes/Genesis/Gentle Giant discussion!
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Neither Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman or Howe have drolling problems. But Geddy Lee may be a girl.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So what you’re saying is that Squire has the drooling problem?
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I’m just not denying it.
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Genesis
Is the best by far, (Up to Lamb..) recently re-listened to GG’s output after a many, many year absence, and they personify pointless complication, without any point
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I’m listening to The Cinema Show right now. Can’t agree with you on GG though. Some of their stuff is too out there for me, but ‘Knots’ and ‘Proclamation’ blow my mind.
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I don’t much like Jazz either. Is that allowed?
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Jazz is great.
I’ve collected vinyl since I was about 13 and I think that’s what got me into jazz. Actually, Ahmad Jamal got me into jazz. Not personally, but this record in particular…

I wish I had a lot of Jazz on vinyl, but sadly the only jazz album I own (as opposed to CD’s) is Take Five by Dave Brubeck. Mint copy, but can’t even remember how I acquired it.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
That’s still a classic in a lot of ways. Mint or Near Mint it can be worth 20-25 bucks in some places, depending on the release. There were so many reissues of albums like that and people get weird about certain releases being worth more than others, even though the difference comes down to a series of numbers in the upper right hand corner
Ahmad Jamal is really awesome. I have a lot of his stuff. Miles Davis in his autobiogrpahy notes that Ahmad Jamal was one of his favorite musicians and an inspiration to him. When Miles Davis is saying that about somebody, you know it’s good.
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He’s always been a favorite of mine. There are only a few albums of Davis’ that I really love and I can’t say that I ever really got into him, but a friend of mine is Miles-tarded and told me about that info from his autobio. I was happy to hear it.
If you have a lot of Jamal, you have a lot of good music.
You gotta love this guy too, right?:

As a sax player, RRK is my idol. He is beyond my idol. BRIGHT MOMENTS BRIGHT MOMENTS! He is a god amongst men. He is everything Id wantt o be. His saxophone concerto is unbelievable. Hes right below Mingus in my mind (and their album was EPIC!)
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Every RRK album I have is precious to me. It’s brainmelting sax at its best. Not to mention he’s playing multiple instruments at once a lot of the time, often times one or two that he invented himself (the stritch and manzello come to mind).
His post-scathing solo celebratory whistle is what gets me every single fricking time. Bad. Ass.
I’ll try. As an “author” and one of the 10 guys who hang out at BtD, I need to split my time up accordingly. Baseball is suffering though which really frees up my schedule…
Have you listened to any Rufus Harley? Sorry, I just had to ask. My friend and I argued about his shit for about an hour a few months back. I like his stuff but my friend—for obvious reasons—thinks of him as more of a gimmicky act.
Keep in mind, this same friend thought the multiple horn playing RRK was also too gimmicky. He’s also a duck who won’t call his own team’s offense gimmicky.
Anyway, had to ask.
I don’t think there is a had here. You ask that’s chill. Never heard of Rufus Harley, I am sorry. Guess I am not perfect. I’ll try to check him out.
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What about Dorothy Ashby?
Sorry, I’m just throwing out names of people who played fucked up jazz instruments.
Also, I dont think its gimmicky. Its creative. Its creating. If you create, that sa bottom line. I mean I love Alice Coltrane’s jazz harp. Is that gimmicky???
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PS You heard of Don Ellis??? Hes also up there in my pantheon!
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Firstly, Electric Bath is one of my fav albums of all time. So epic. We played Night In A Turkish Bath in high school and had the tenor and the alto play intentionally out of tune to create that sitar sound. The extended version is so awesome! Thats the album that really got me into this style of music.
I dunno, I really like Soaring. Check out that album. Great shit.
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Not at all-I love A. Coltrane’s shit too. Ashby plays jazz harp as well, but totally different approach than AC. REALLY worth checking out. She shreds some Beatles covers and yes, you can totally “shred” on a harp, bitches.
Man you soccer haters sure are going to hate the DBD come June 11th
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Did you encounter some google image search fail?
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by CALumbus Bear on May 14, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Lies!
Discussing Cal football is appropriate everywhere.
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
I’m Team Jacob something fierce.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh, sad, annoying news:
Ashley Walker cut by the Seattle Storm
Storm coach Brian Agler announced his much anticipated roster Friday and many were surprised to see a different Ashley on the final list of 11 players. Agler, who’s also director of player personnel, retained six-year veteran Ashley Robinson (pictured right by the WNBA) and cut Ashley Walker, the team’s 2009 first-round draft pick.
The decision has been met with some anger:
Yet message boards, including this one, howled for Robinson to be cut. True, she’s 6 foot 4 and the team’s only real center. Yeah, she can shot block. Of course she’s incredible in the community with her winning personality and great looks. But fans and media (OK, it’s just me) want out of the opening round of the postseason and didn’t want a glorified cheerleader clogging up space, right?
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!!!!
What the hell???
Damn the combination of this recessed economy and lack of interest in the WNBA that forces team rosters to be so vanishingly small!
And damn the Storm for making a stupid decision…
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Stern Grove Concerts
The 2010 season calendar is up:
http://www.sterngrove.org/2010season.html
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
The Opera on the 4th could be interesting.
Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.
-TwistNHook
Not as interesting as setting up for a fireworks show, though.
by Yes We Cannon on May 14, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Biotech incubator opens its doors at UC Berkeley
The California Institute for Quantitative Biosciences (QB3) at the University of California, Berkeley, launched a new biotech incubator on Thursday, May 6, hoping to duplicate the success of the “QB3 Garage@UCSF,” which has helped birth more than 13 biotech startups since 2006.
Recent UC Berkeley Ph.D. graduate Wesley Chang is the QB3 Garage@Berkeley’s first tenant, occupying one-eighth of an 800-square-foot windowless basement room in the campus’s Stanley Hall, and saving a lot on the costs of getting his new company, Aperys, LLC, off the ground.
“This is a good fit for us, because we have access to the Biomolecular Nanotechnology Center, which is right across the hall,” said Chang, a former UC San Francisco post-doctoral fellow who hopes to sell specialized cell culture platforms that allow researchers to grow nerve cells in precise patterns to simplify experiments. “With the mixed capabilities here, including microfabrication and cell culture labs, we can do our research without having to put up our own infrastructure.” – Robert Sanders, UC Berkeley Media Relations
BOOM! SCIENCE’D!
aggregating recruiting notes at the solarise collection
Gossip gossip OMG
Deadspin (which will publish anything for pageviews), publishes a super tabloidish rumor that Lebron’s teammate, Delonte West, has been sleeping with Lebron’s mom for several months.
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by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Also, Wojo (from Yahoo, not ESPN) unloads on LeBron
The next time you hear James, as the franchise star, say, "This was on me," will be the first. All around James, his yes men never require him to deal in the currency of truth. Aaron Goodwin, his old agent, tried to be honest with him and his high school buddies, and it got him fired five years ago.
James is on the market, a free agent for the ages, and maybe now the kid out of small-town Akron gets to live out his big-city, bright-light dreams. Where next? Oh, James isn’t worried about that now. He wants the guessing to continue through July 1 and beyond. He backed over Brown one more time on Thursday night, and Brown’s as good as gone as the Cavs’ coach. Ferry has been fiercely loyal to Brown, but his mismanagement of matchups and in-game adjustments compounded an earlier playoff exit with a larger payroll and deeper roster.
Brown goes now, and Calipari moves into the forefront of the discussion. James is forever seeking leverage, and hand-picking his own coach with the Cavs could be the most appealing part of staying with them. What James’ crew will do is force an NBA market for Calipari that exists in only two scenarios: The promise of keeping James or the promise of luring James away.
For Rose and Wesley to attach the prime years of James’ career to Calipari would speak more to an economic power play and monopoly than a functional, workable and winning NBA environment. For some college coaches, talk of them going to the NBA hurts their recruiting. It’s just the opposite for Calipari: It isn’t those stiff owners and GMs who want Calipari, but King James himself. Calipari tells the kids it’s all rumor, except for the part about James, the MVP, wanting him. The Bulls deliver the bonus of Derrick Rose(notes) as the star point guard, and Rose does love his old college coach at Memphis.
Yet, the desperation of Cleveland owner Dan Gilbert makes Calipari’s hiring at $5 million-$6 million a genuine possibility, should James simply say the word. Nevertheless, one Eastern Conference executive close to Ferry told Yahoo! Sports this week: "I think Danny would resign before he’d hire Cal."
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by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
It’ll be interesting to see if getting blasted in the media for the first time will change him as a player/personality
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I doubt it. Not yet at least. He’s in his own bubble, like Kobe was early in his career.
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by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll have to wait for 1-2 allegations from women over this and/or that before he turns on the media.
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubt will ever hear anything like that.
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by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They said the same thing about Peewee Herman!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I just think everyone (including King James) is expecting too much from him too soon. He’s not in his prime yet. He’s not that mature yet. Given time, I have no doubt that he’ll have a fistful of rings – once he gets to that point. He’s gonna hve to take the Jordan path rather than the Kobe path. He is that leader now, and you can see it. Kobe wasn’t quite yet the heart and soul of the team when he started winning. He didn’t have to be quite the leader that Jordan had to be when he started winning. LeBron will have to be that leader. It took Jordan 8 years to win his first – it’ll take LeBron longer, but if he can put it all together, it’ll happen for him.
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Maybe. I’m not giving up on him, but there’s a lot more Shaq in him (wants to be an icon rather than a champion) than Kobe.
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by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
On the other hand, Shaq has 4 rings.
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by atomsareenough on May 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And Shaq barely gave a crap for half of those rings. Just attests to how dominant he was back in the day.
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by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This. I love Shaq for helping the Lakers win rings, I really do – but I get frustrated when I think about what he could have been if he’d had the Jerry Rice/Kobe Bryant work ethic. Avi’s point just rings even more true when you think about it. I’m not saying Shaq didn’t work hard, he did. So does LeBron – he added more and more shots to his game through his first 3-4 years in the league. But I think the main reason both of them dominated was because we’d never seen a physical specimen like them before, and they could use that (along with their talent) to dominate.
But come on Shaq – after all this time, there’s NO reason you should still suck at free throws. There’s clearly some kind of mental block there – basically, a case of the yips. And over the years, he should’ve worked to add skills to his games, not to put on the extra pounds, to really focus and be the absolute greatest that he could. But, like LeBron, he was focused on commercials, marketing, etc.
Problem for LeBron is, he doesn’t have a Kobe to help him win rings. Without that Jordan/Kobe-type focus, if he doesn’t pull it together and see what he can become… well, time will tell.
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I truly believe that Shaq’s FTs are so bad because his hands are too big. I imagine it’s akin to normal sized people shooting a FT with a softball.
Does he still cling to the line that he nails them in practice?
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by atomsareenough on May 15, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he was best center to play in what, 26 years? Ever? I didn’t see them all, but Kareem is the only one who I saw that was close, and he was nowhere near as physical.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Hakeem in 1994/95 and Shaq from 2000-2002 are the best center performances I’ve ever seen. Oh yeah, Ryan Jamison from 1992-1993.
Thanks, I was gonna say mid-90s Hakeem.
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by atomsareenough on May 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for Jamison!!!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on May 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, perfect example Avi. Read this Yahoo article, it basically hits that point right on the head:
LeBron’s moment of truth awaits
This isn’t a part-time thing. Winning everything takes a single-minded, obsessive devotion. Michael Jordan had it. Kobe Bryant does, too. They didn’t want to win championships, they had to win them. They needed them for validation and identity and, later, they became moguls. LeBron James is running around recruiting college kids to his marketing company. He picks up the phone, tells them, "This is the King," and makes his pitch to be represented in his stable. Think Kobe would ever bother with this? Or Michael? Not a chance when they were on the climb, not when they still had a fist free of rings.
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For fans of photoshop and memes alike, check out this masterpiece of community driven insanity at Lookout Landing
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Although now that I get further through the thread, some of it is a little NSFW and a bit tasteless. But most of it is gold!
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what he said
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by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahaha~
A lot of good and a lot of bad… mostly good though.
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by Swamphunter on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What, that’s now how people have fun everywhere?
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by atomsareenough on May 15, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Best comment posted under the story
They call this “Tuesday” at ASU
Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.
*not how.
dammit.
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by atomsareenough on May 15, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
Total fail, I give up.
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by atomsareenough on May 15, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I swear I didn’t crap on your lawn!
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by atomsareenough on May 15, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
Delonte West wasn’t sleeping with Bron’s Mom… It was Zydrunas Ilgauskus!
They don’t call him ‘Big Z’ for nothing.
Developing…
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