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DBD 3.4.2010 CGB Investigative Reports

By all accounts it was a sad and strange event.  It's grown to be the stuff of myths and legends.  There's been rumor, innuendo and much speculation.  So after several requests, the CGB Investigative Reports team decided it was finally time to tell you the True CGB Story of what really happened... on Twist’s Wedding Night.

Twist could not be reached directly for comment so the CGB IR team has had to rely on public quotes and interviews with Twist’s closest friends, coworkers, acquaintances, humans who have interacted with Twist.  We filled in holes where we could not stomach delving further into this pit of despair.   After the jump is a reenactment of that fateful night...

Star-divide

It probably started out with the normal nervous anticipation.  The new Mr & Mrs N. Hook went to a classy hotel filled to the brim with excitement about what was finally going to happen that evening... this most auspicious Wedding Night.

Unfortunately the hotel room itself was not what they expected. According to a bystander (who calls himself BearStage to maintain his anonymity), apparently the hotel room

"[was] steamy and oniony" Just like Twist's wedding night!
by BearStage on Feb 12, 2010 11:14 AM PST on DBD 2.12.2010

Already things started to go wrong.  At this point we imagine Twist was likely starting to panic a bit. Thoughts started swirling through his mind. Here, we gain insight into his fragile psyche.

Similar to my wedding night, I have no idea what's going on here and I'm fairly scared.
by TwistNHook on Jan 27, 2010 1:06 PM PST on DBD 1.27.10

So the attorney that he is, Twist thinks that maybe he should just TALK his way through it. They engage in:

Five minutes of interesting animated conversation then two minutes of ABSOLUTE SILENCE Sounds like my wedding night!
by TwistNHook on Feb 10, 2010 12:00 PM PST on DBD 2.10.10

[Editors note: I'm narrating this and I just gotta say. Dude Twist... Awkward...]

Anyhoo back to the story. I would have given up. Any normal human being faced with such daunting circumstances and a woefully inadequate Baseline Attractiveness Minimum score would have thrown in the towel!! But to his credit Twist puts a smile on his face for his beautiful bride and bravely forges ahead. Maybe, Twist thinks, the best strategy is to just get it over with. Excitement in Twist builds and build...

I'll see where I can stick it in. .............JUST LIKE MY WEDDING NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TwistNHook on Jan 29, 2010 8:07 AM PST on DBD 1.28.10

His thoughts spur him on. He thinks just like Fabio in every romance novel of the 1990s, he will ravish his princess and take his reward!!!

   Mousepad_shot_fabio via www.fabioifc.com

But then....things take a turn for the Oregon. Twist throws off his plaid seer sucker double breasted blazer and rips his ruffled white silk shirt off his bronzed and ripped abs semi-toned torso? milky white moobs and hairy gut. He then proceeds to throw his new bride to the bed and....
....

 What happens next was censored to protect the innocent. But according to Twist:

Just imagine screaming, yelling, blood, sweat, tearing, defecating, exhaustion, long hours, crying, all rolled up into one. So, it'll be just like Mrs. TwistNHook's wedding night again.
by TwistNHook on May 4, 2009 10:04 PM PDT on DBD 5.4.09

Later on, we also realize that in the ensuing tussle:

[Twist] twisted the same ankle three times and broke a toe once. Sounds like my wedding night!
by TwistNHook on Mar 3, 2010 8:06 AM PST on DBD 3.3.10

Ouch! Atomsareenough sums it best when he says sadly that Twist just ended up:

embarrassing [him]self and ruining [his] clothes ...like on [his] wedding night.
by atomsareenough on Feb 10, 2010 8:35 PM PST on DBD 2.10.10

...................

Is it a misnomer to even call it a Wedding Night? Next time you see Twist, will you look at him with pity or will you throw your half empty beer, point and laugh at him as you would with any freak that passes you on the street? My friends, these are questions for you to ponder....

 

 

Other Discussion Topics:

  • Top 6 Things Not Said on Twist's Wedding Night
  • Top 6 Members of the 2010 Pac-10 Champion Cal Men's Basketball Starting Lineup with Greater BAM Scores than Twist
  • Top 6 Cleaning Products Mrs TnH Can Use to Wash Off the Stench of Shame and Horror

 

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Men’s Tennis: No. 10 Cal Battles Michigan

THIS WEEK:
vs. No. 36 Michigan
Rancho Valencia Resort and Spa | Rancho Santa Fe, Calif.
Thursday, March 4 – 1 p.m. PT
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121st Pacific Coast Men’s Doubles Championship
La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club | La Jolla, Calif.
Friday-Sunday, March 5-7
www.ljbtc.com | www.usta.com

OH CRAP. We know what this means….

Cal can no longer sneak up on opponents as it cracked the top 10 in the latest Campbell’s/ITA College Tennis Poll. The No. 10 ranking is the highest position the Bears have held since finishing 2003 ranked No. 4 in the nation.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 12:38 AM PST reply actions  

Women’s Tennis: No. 5 Cal Hosts SDSU and Stanfurd St

BERKELEY – The Golden Bears begin a series of four matches in the friendly confines of the Hellman Tennis Complex this weekend. Cal will gear up to face its rival, No. 14 Stanfurd in a Saturday matinee but first, must get by San Diego State on Friday afternoon. The Bears roll into the weekend’s matches looking to right the ship after getting edged by UCLA in Los Angeles. A strong four-match showing will be important as Cal finishes the regular season with seven out 10 matches on the road. The Bears will look to its top-ranked players to get off to a strong start with the focus on No. 2-ranked sophomore Jana Juricova. Junior Marina Cossou holds the No. 17 singles ranking and is just one victory shy of her 20th singles win of the year. No. 56-ranked junior Mari Andersson slipped for the first time in 2010 as she fell to UCLA’s Andrea Remynse, but she will look to get on track and open up another nine-match winning streak.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 12:44 AM PST reply actions  

Nelly number one, or Catalina in a surprising upset?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Good question. I’d give Nelly the edge. But Marina is my favorite.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Easily TD, CV, and KS.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Men’s Swimming: Sweet! Our Dudes Won the 200 Medley Relay

LONG BEACH, CALIF. – The No. 4-ranked University of California men’s swimming team started the 2010 Pac-10 championships on a strong note Wednesday (March 3), winning the 200 medley relay for the third year in a row. The medley relay team of juniors Guy Barnea, Damir Dugonjic, Graeme Moore and Josh Daniels recorded a time of 1:24.85 to lead the Golden Bears to victory in the first event of the four-day meet, held at the Belmont Plaza Olympic Pool in Long Beach.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 12:46 AM PST reply actions  

I'm doing this wrong, I admit it... but I couldn't help it...

So Duje here may not have been mentioned in the article nor part of the winning medley team nor even a current student at Cal… but for the ladies, let me just remind you of a Cal Men’s Swimming standout. May I re-present to you former Cal star Duje Draganja, who won a silver medal at the 2004 Athens Olympics.

PS: Is someone supposed to be “so torn” right now??

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Duje Draganja also wore a Cal swimming cap in Athens!

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 1:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Kakav krasan covjek!

We Croatians are a sexy people. It is are largest export right after fish assholes

by medvjed on Mar 4, 2010 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Toni Kukoc was your largest export.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED!

Drazen Petrovic.

Although “largest” might be Stojoko Vrankovic.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

RIP. The only Euro MJ probably ever respected.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Dražen’s statue in Zagreb from my Christmas pilgrimage to the homeland

by medvjed on Mar 4, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

I wore his jersey to a blazer game a few weeks back.

Hated to see him leave Portland and was sad to hear of his untimely passing. He could’ve been amazing.

I occasionally watch these highlights of Petrovic v. Jordan. Great game for Drazen.

by ArbyOSU on Mar 4, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Goran Ivanišević?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Has to be in the discussion. Can’t forget a Wimbledon champion!

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

And what a great serve.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Just so we can evaluate fairly…

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes an amazing serve…

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Zoran Čutura

http://www.euroleague.net/history/50-years/i/22577/1387/item

Hana’s pops was a pretty legit baller back in the day, winning an Olympic silver medal in 1988. He is a sports writer these days and also a star in commercials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3YjAovmmio

by medvjed on Mar 4, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, my grandfather was born in Split and played for Red Star (married a Serb). Haven’t been back in 15 years, tho. Ah, Dubrovnik.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Dubrovnik

<img src="http://ego.thechicagoschool.edu/s/843/images/editor/dubrovnik.jpghttp://ego.thechicagoschool.edu/s/843/images/editor/dubrovnik.jpg"/>

Beautiful city? Or most beautiful city?

by medvjed on Mar 4, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Most bodacious, but loses points for rocky beaches. Tiny blemish.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

For my Bschool graduation trip I had three choices:

costa rica
sail around british virgin islands w/ 200 classmates
dubrovnik

I chose costa rica. i was wrong wasn’t i?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

no, costa rica probably had the best food

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Mar 4, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

of the three choices, potentially. but costa rica doesn’t even crack top 100 countries in latin america with really good food.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Chilean food

says you’re wrong.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

i have heard this as well. though la mar in sf is off the chain. and i’ve heard great things about the la mar in chile as well.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about that place in Chile

but it’s pretty bad. They really, really like sugar, so if your idea of breakfast is cocoa puffs, apple juice, lemon meringue bars (or pie, I forget which), you’ll be set.

The produce in general was pretty terrible too- we assumed they export the good stuff and keep the bad.

The expensive spots are like they are most places. Santiago seemed to be better too, in the bistec/papas fritas vein. Also the German places in Frutillar/Puerto Montt were good, but I don’t give them credit for sauerkraut and smoked salmon.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

So i take it they don’t have a Sonics in chile?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

looks like Arkansas

is your best bet.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard Costa Rica is really amazing. So, probably not.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s definitely beautiful but dubrovnik just seems other worldy gorgeous.

(still trying to think of a comeback to your stupid lane bryant zhanger. you ruined it by saying JK so i feel compelled to not be mean to your mother back)

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

mykonos/santorini are a step above, but it’s a nice one.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

true story. i dated this greek guy (light bulb dude) last year and he had never heard of santorini. i found this very suspect.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed, but Santorini is a big tourist trap so maybe it was intentional?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He might have only claimed to be Greek for the PSoCY, common trick

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

no we laid ground rules prior to date no 3 (you know THAT date). it was clearly marked as off the table… or i will do it only if i ever wanted him back after i did something really bad, like the level of shooting his mother in the face.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

How many people’s mothers have you shot in the face?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

im considering yours right now.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like she’s down with PSoCY, Twist. All you have to do is sacrifice your mother’s face.

I inspire since1997! Nothing else matters so World, you can suck it!

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Twist hired you, didn’t she?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

not yet. still considering. working out terms

(OMG not really. I don’t know your mother! and i feel bad talking about her in this way!!)

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

(Informal ruling: You can talk about his mother until you actually meet her and she becomes a real person)

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Formalized, so ordered

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Who are you assessing costs against???

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Your mother, I suppose

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally! Dodged a bullet

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, so letting you shoot one’s mother in the face qualifies one for a free PS coupon?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. That’s in the fine print that no one ever reads.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

good lord.

i’m not sure its a good idea i read all the comments in teh dbd this morning….

what if my mom’s passed away?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that would be a bunghole loophole

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Exhumation and perforation?

Probably not.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

How does this “ground rules” conversation go? “OK, these orfices are out of play: ear, nost, PSoCY, eye socket, the rest are fair game!”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha ahaha aha hahaaaaaaa lblkaef lols.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

what does lblkaef stand for? I’m not hip to all these acronyms these days

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re laughing b/c this is the exact same convo you had with rags huh?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

…maybe.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

So, your response to PSoCY is, ISYMITFoNPS. Quite the hard bargain you drive.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You will answer questions for no other reason than being asked??? OK, CGB creeps, start asking more questions.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

If you could assess costs, how many costs would assess against CALumbus Bear?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this why CGB can’t get a press pass?

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was because we have a vindictive Supreme Court Justice who keeps assessing costs against me!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Santorini is the Italian name

it’s “Thira” in Greek, but I have a hard time thinking the guy didn’t know both.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

oh good intel sir…

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

using either name, the weather was crap when I was there. I demand a karmic refund.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I didnt want to give you an eating disorder.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

joke’s on you, i already have one!! oh wait…

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Considering 3 beers enough calories for lunch is a different kind of disorder….

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh sigh… it’s like we’re kindred spirits turkyyy!!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

You chose WAY wrong. The Balkan food would’ve blown your socks off. Unless you’re into rain forests, Costa Rica finishes a distant third (frankly, the sailing thing sounds pretty awesome)

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Madness – the idea of being trapped on a boat with 200 recent MBA recipients is enough to make one take up suicide or piracy, whichever has the best assumed ROI.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

you realize that the class grad trip is when all the single and married but availables get their shady on. since i was in a pretty serious relatinship, decided not to go. but it could have been all kinds of epic doing… stuff… ON A BOAT!!! (mother fucker take a look at me…)

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize such a thing, because I can’t even contemplate such an event. It’s like trying to imagine Twist in tweed lederhosen with a madras shirt open all the way down. The mind won’t go there for its own protection.

mother fucker take a look at me

Was I supposed to draw any conclusions from the jawline in your picture, one way or the other?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m on a boat man
it’s going down and
i’ve got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

doesn’t ring a bell???

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I should get a nautically themed pashmina afghan

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No, not at all. I read the Wikipedia article on same, and I’m none the wiser. Never heard it, never heard of it.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

so the song goes:
I’m On a Boat Mother fucker take a look at me

so as soon as i wrote on a boat, i felt compelled to write mfer take a look at me. do you see?

PS- i love video games!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I see what you’re doing. You are taking all the memes of this site from every other member and combining them into one super meme absorbed into your being.

You will soon be CGB’s overlord (thank goodness, I was getting tired of the old guy). Live long and prosper.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You were getting tired of DC Trojan?!?!?!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Jesus, who isn’t tired of me? I’ve taken to drinking at the office in the hopes of at least getting a little nap time / blackout time so I don’t have to be around myself.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve taken to drinking at the office in the hopes of at least getting a little nap time / blackout time so I don’t have to be around myself.

YOU TOO?!?!?

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s an east-of-the-Mississippi thing?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

[runs to Ohio Bear’s office to join the par-tay]

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

CALumbus Bear could help you by slipping amickey into your drink

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes a Jean Gray to the Phoenix if you will

Or I guess it would be more Rogue.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That would make you doomed forever to walk the Earth alone. Sadness.

At least you’re happy now!

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

did you autotune yourself?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

First allow me to congratulate you on a seamless and unprovoked swipe at Royrules.

I wasn’t being clear: I get why you quoted it, but it falls into multiple categories of “things I am completely unlikely to see” so it is still otherwise without context for me.

Just to spell out my middle age confusion:

- I think that most current hippity-hop is crap, so I don’t listen to it
- I don’t watch Saturday Night Live
- I wouldn’t have heard of it because of the Grammys because that show doesn’t appear to feature any of the music I listen to
- I’ve never previously heard of the Lonely Island
- I have heard of T-Pain but I am unfamiliar with his oeuvre.

In other words, I am completely out of touch with almost any potential way in which I could have understood your reference without resorting to googling it.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Until your kids get older, then they can keep you up on current events

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope their taste in music improves before then – or more precisely, that their friends stop listening to dreck like Hannah Montana.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

What do the British usually talk about?

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Horse racing and crumpets almost exclusively

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, the weather?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The weather and real estate. To the exclusion of ANYTHING else.

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not true. There’s football / rugby union / rugby league (delete according to class, education, location), and where to go on holiday using all your vacation time. And how useless the English are… although that might just be my family.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there a lot of ridiculing of the Welsh and “Northerners”?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean in the extended family? No, because northerners are considered more like us, as opposed to the Welsh, who aren’t really considered at all.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Men dressed as women.

7

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Bollocks and tea and shite and all that.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

how the hell did I get involved?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Structural violence to innocent bystanders.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The video is three minutes of pure grins

Really, even if you hate the type of music, you should watch it once.

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, those Lonely Island guys are all from Berkeley!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not that I hate the music, it’s that the parody is almost indistinguishable from the “real” thing.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not just a parody; it’s self-aware hip hop

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that like structural violence?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Kinda, but with more dolphins.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the boat is going fast

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

dammit you’re right.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

DC wasn't here for the

Brock Mansion Party Yacht Experience.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, he probably thinks autotune is another name for an mp3.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was what all these bimbos and fake emo bands used to cover up the fact that they can’t sing or play instruments. No?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact

T-Pain actually can sing, but he was the first to successfully use the robotic “autotune” on such a wide scale, so he made that his USP.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

If that allows him to make money before his sell-by date, more power to him.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m merely objecting to the characterization of him as talentless, that’s all.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’ll pardon the pedantry, I specified bimbos and emo bands – I don’t think he fits in either category.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

While true, that’s a different sort of autotune than what was made popular by T-Pain (and later used to great effect by Lil Wayne and Kanye West).

You’re referring more to the kind of autotune that Ke$ha uses in Tik Tok, which has been around a lot longer, TMK

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m learning all manner of things today.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Now the master has become the student!

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s still awesome. I wouldn’t kick that autoune to the curb either. unless it looked like mick jagger.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we want the autotune to look like Mick Jagger.

Also, I’ll admit, I love that song. And Blah Blah Blah.

It’s kinda embarassing.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Blah blah blah is an awesome girl power song!!!

Music’s up, listen hot stuff
i’m in love with this song
so just hush baby shut up
heard enough… stop talk talk talking

i love that song.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Wanna dance with no pants on HOLLA!

(hides in shame)

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Mick Jagger is hideous.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but I was correcting her reference to a song.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear mixed reviews on food.

rain forests in costa rica were meh. it was a pretty fun adventure/surf trip though (the first time). second time was all party party, which was ridiculous. i bet partying in dubrovnik could be more ridiculous though!!!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

donthatme

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

wait what? did you party in dubroknik and not invite me?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, there ain’t no pesky age limit to get your drank on, so carp and Ohio Bear could ply their trade with the froshes and sophomores

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Option #2 would probably have involved the most alcohol…

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

More beautiful than Moraga/

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, the view from the Ridge? or top of Sanders? ok maybe you win…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

From the cross at St. Mary’s

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Or the Campo rock? Beautifully immaculate Rheem…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You ever paint that?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately no, I was never part of a winning sports team at Campo, frosh football was a bust and 3 years of lacrosse with bad coaching never did much…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You had to win something to paint that?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You get so excited when people bring up the homeland… Which gets me excited…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

oh necessarily

i am having all sorts of a hard time concealing up this huge Croatia-reference-fueled boner here at work

by medvjed on Mar 4, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, if I had a nickel everytime I had a Croatia-related boner at work!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m now slightly more ashamed of my Balkan heritage.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

What about your great great grandfather Balky. He truly was a Perfect Stranger.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

obvious joke is obvious.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, several thoughts here.

1. Fuck you.

2. HOW MANY PERFECT STRANGERS JOKES ARE THERE FLOATING AROUND!?!/ YOU DONT MISS A FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO ROCK ON!

3. Fuck you.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Points 1 and 3 are very compelling.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll allow arguments 1 and 3, but we dismiss argument 2

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

So, costs assessed asgainst Turkey, then?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

 .

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a period

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

period

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Balky Bartakamous (sp?)!!!!!!!!

Did anyone ever believe that those dudes could get those two hot chicks?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

turkey, where are you now?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Obvious location is obvious

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

This joke is played out.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

How come whenever you do something, its great, but when I do it, I get costs assessed against me?!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I never said it was great when I did it.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I did, turkey. I did.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Like starting World War 1 wasn’t enough? Although I suppose that was the Serbians, so never mind.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my fav Onion articles is ostensibly from like 1921 and is all "Franz Ferdinand shows up alive. “I’ve been at Ferdinand family reunion entire time” says Archduke"

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool story, Hansel

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Olaf

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Croaaaaaaatian Fight?

My great-grandparents came from Croatia, from an island just off the coast of Split. Is it possible that there are almost as many Croatian posters here as Indians?

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

JYES!!! ANother addition to the Venn diagram!!! Indian Croatian Lawyer Chemist!

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just worried that you and I are now related somehow. However, I will still eat civapcici in your honor.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re all part of the family of man, my brother.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

family of man

sexist pig

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I considered calling it the family of woman, but I figured that would be too threatening for you. Don’t want to be threatening to my brother.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call, you wouldn’t want to provoke an aggressive response, because we might be feuding for generations afterward. Touchy Croats.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that a “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” reference? If so Rec’d!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They should write “How to build a successful Cal sports blog despite near total mental disability”

IT WAS THE PART I WAS BORN TO PLAY!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Its all yours, big boy. Go for it.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the Son of Man!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m mixed—Croatian and Slovenian.

As a visitor to CGB, I would love to witness some Croatian fights.

Quick—whose last name ends with a “c”?!

by ArbyOSU on Mar 4, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear Cicic Cicicicic is from the city of Cic. His wife has big cics.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Slovenian?

GET OFF MY BLOG!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like that island split from split?

Ok, that joke was as lame as FDR’s legs.

Too soon?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all about the former Yugoslavia… my family is from Slovenia and Croatia, meaning that for a guy my size, I always make my free throws and have great court vision.

by ArbyOSU on Mar 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, you have a talent for avoiding shrapnel.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.
Haven’t put it to the test yet but I have this deep down gut feeling that I could totally navigate a battlefield on foot…

by ArbyOSU on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard dodging the lustful sheep in Corvalis is similar to navigating a battlefield on foot

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you just sore about football season still?

by ArbyOSU on Mar 5, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

woah, what!

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Baseball Hosts No. 17 Arkansas, which is like a really good team

In an intriguing early season college baseball match-up, the 6-1 California baseball team hosts 6-1 and No. 17-ranked (Baseball America) Arkansas in a three-game non-conference series at Evans Diamond. Believed to be the first time an SEC team has played a series in Berkeley, the Golden Bears are looking to avenge a 1-2 series loss to the Razorbacks last season at Baum Stadium in Fayetteville….Overall, Cal is leading the Pac-10 in both team ERA (1.60) and team batting average (.404). [yay!]

SERIES RECORD:
Cal has a 2-2 all-time record versus Arkansas.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 AM PST reply actions  

hopefully the weather holds and they can this in.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know how they ever finish a season

it’s not like they can play doubleheaders in June when Cal has a road series in Fayetteville.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. Evans Diamond, if I recall, has excellent draining technology under field.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Reminder: Hot Hot Hot Mike Mohamed (BAM 9.5) to Chat Live with JO today at 1230p PT

BERKELEY – Cal senior LB Mike Mohamed will chat live on the Contra Costa Times BearTalk Blog this Thursday, Mar. 4 (12:30 – 1:30 p.m. PT). Cal football beat writer Jonathan Okanes of the Contra Costa Times will moderate the live chat in which Mohamed will answer selected questions from fans.

Mohamed will be a national honors candidate and one of the team’s most experienced players in 2010. He has played in all 39 games over the last three seasons with 16 starts and is Cal’s active career leader in tackles with 245.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 AM PST reply actions  

Foos-ball!

 Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin’ each other… ’Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 4:47 AM PST up reply actions  

And whatever happened to that gorilla..The one that done come up and punched you in the eye?

He remains at large, Mama.

by Kodiak on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad you didn’t do a home and home with EWU- you guys COULD be playing on this:

by ArbyOSU on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

BAM 9.5!

Good to know. I had no idea.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 5:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Keep in mind that scaling gets all skewed when it comes to actual Cal players. Aaron at BAM? Yeah….

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

How much BAM points does Cal attendance add? 1.5?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

much many

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Steve Lavin and Since97 Agree: Jorge is BAM 8.8

From Farudo:

While talking this week with Steve Lavin, the ESPN analyst and former UCLA coach praised Jerome Randle and all of Cal’s seniors, but I couldn’t get him to take a breath in his praise for sophomore guard Jorge Gutierrez.

"He can transform the game at both ends of the floor. He plays with a level of poise pretty exceptional for a sophomore. He plays with a hard edge, alertness, aggresivness and doesn’t back down from anybody. If Cal has success in the touranament, I’ll be surprised if he’s not a pivotal reason."

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 AM PST reply actions  

Farudo: Cal Fans Should Root for Trojans Tonight

– USC at Arizona State, 5:30 p.m.: The Trojans (16-12, 8-8) were swept at home by the Oregon schools last week, but a win at Tempe would deliver the outright Pac-10 title to Cal. ASU (20-9, 10-6) is 14-3 at home this season.

Barring that, we’ll need to handle our bidnass and get all Twist’s-Wedding-Night on the Furd on Saturday.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 AM PST reply actions  

hmmm.

hmmm.

hmmm.

flagged for suggestion for rooting for USC.

we root for Arizona State to fail.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point. Also getting all Twist’sWeddingNight is also probably not a good idea. We probably don’t want to come out all awkward and impotent… oh zhang ;)

Nighty LP! Hope you had a great day working for your commie regime!!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually I work for a capitalist AMERICAN (FUCK YEAH!) company.

We’re here to exploit the cheap labor and step all over the Chinese underclass! I mean, develop the market.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I’m surprised they let you type that.
………
Are you still there?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

LeonPowe has been sentenced for 14 years of hard labor. Making Nikes.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

So he is somehow responsible for the abomination that is Oregon football? I invoke/invent the SuperFlag.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Nike makes stuff for Cal football too. Most of it, actually.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

So… you’re being exploited?!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re all being exploited, Royrules, our surplus value is being expropriated and property is theft.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like structural violence to me

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s very bruising.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Subvert the dominant paradigm!

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’LL SUBVERT WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT, OK! DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO SUBVERT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me guess, it’s your hot body?

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I do look like Eric Cartman, how did you know?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

GO TROJANS!!! BEAT THE DEVILS!!

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by BearStage on Mar 4, 2010 2:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Do not go Trojans! Devils. . . you guys fail too!

Everybody fail!

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

boo

root for a tie.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I do have to say that I’m often rooting for trojans…. ;)

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Gooooooooo

pinholes!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Does that cure involving assessing costs against me in any way? Because I’m married.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Boo

USC beating ASU is bad for the conference. The fact that it might allow Cal to back into an outright title is fairly irrelevant. Win the damn game on Saturday, fellas.

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Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."

by PaulThomas on Mar 4, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus ASU looking better helps the conference look better, helps Cal’s wins against them look better, helps our seeding. Beat the Furd and we’ll be fine.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Okie doke! Go ASU! And potentially Go Dawgs!

Wait no. Go Cal!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

False, USC beating Arizona State in anything is always good.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

if they both wear "gold"

hot mustard on mustard action.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Fire Starkey might know a thing or two about that….

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I told you, no personal experience. A friend of a friend told me.

I inspire since1997! Nothing else matters so World, you can suck it!

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Who gives a shit if the conference looks good or bad. All that matters is Cal

gets in the Tourney and is the outright conference champion.

I’ll take a standordian-esque rose bowl appearance any day of the weak. I could care less if the conference is shitty so long as Cal makes it to the grand daddy of them all.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean the Poinsettia Bowl?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

what is his favourite dinosaur?

by chowder on Mar 4, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

ooooooo, key question

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Lupoiasaurus Rex

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

no, thats Mrs carp

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

So, any guesses on what number he’s gonna wear next season?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Actual interesting info:

Are you gonna lead the D from day 1? Or who is gonna lead it next year?

LOOK FOR SEAN C. TO DO WORK…PPL RALLY AROUND HIM
Are you going to be #9 or #10? Did Keenan, Gabe, and everyone else get to pick their numbers too already?

9
so what are your thoughts on the new Cal Bears DC, Clancy Pendergast? GO BEARS!

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by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

A little disappointing that the D rallies around that little bitch Cattouse who

is constantly jawing after a big hit or a dropped ball by the opposing receiver. Smack talk should be reserved for those who CONSISTENTLY make big plays and ARE NOT consistantly out of position. Shut the trap Sean C.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair points, but I’ll just take someone who’s vocal and get the D fired up to go hit some people. (and maybe a D-coordinator that will let them…)

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no problem with vocal leadership, in fact, I prefer that type of leadership.

HOWEVER, I have a problem when said leadership comes from a player who is more concerned with the big hit and talking the talk as opposed to being able to consistently walk the walk.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m willing to forget about last season and hope for the best. We shall see, though. Moncrease/Logan/Cattouse do look like a safety group that can lay the lumber. Maybe with Tucker graduating the flexing after a big play will stop…

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

those kind of guys

seem to attract celebratory “gold” flags at inopportune moments, too.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

.IT LOOKS PATHETIC WHEN GROWN MEN ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT AN 18 YEAR OLD KID WHEN HE SIGNED AND DECOMMITTED FROM YOU ALL BACK IN DECEMBER

OH ZHANG!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Uh-Oh He models his game after Coldplay!
Who do you emulate you game after?
Chris Martin

by chowder on Mar 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

So he’s been using a watered-down version of U2’s playbook?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d and rec’d hard. Well done, Mr. Martin.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

why is he always shouting?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK!

AIN’T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Mar 4, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

why aren’t you always shouting?

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

COSTS ARE NOW ASSESSED AGAINST TWIST! I’M ASSESSING COSTS SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice DBD BFF!

I believe you’ve reached close to the truth on this one. We’ll leave it up to the Ohio CGB Supreme Court to decide whether this investigation is admissible in court and whether Sir TwistNHook is found guilty of…something. We’ll find something.

Mega Man Justice League CALumbus Bear and Ohio Bear, please hand in your ruling by the end of the day whenever you have time to read it.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 1:56 AM PST reply actions  

The Supreme People’s Court of the People’s Republic of China (最高人民法院) hearby find Twist guilty of something or other and sentence him to a lifetime of wearing brown shapeless Mao suits.

Nationalism in dress
Long after Sun Yat-sen’s death, popular mythology assigned a revolutionary and patriotic significance to the Sun Yat-sen suit, even though it was essentially a foreign-style garment. The four pockets were said to represent the Four Cardinal Principles cited in the classic Book of changes and understood by the Chinese as fundamental principles of conduct:

propriety
justice
honesty
a sense of shame.
The five centre-front buttons were said to represent the five powers of the constitution of the Republic and the three cuff-buttons to symbolise the Three Principles of the People

nationalism
democracy
people’s livelihood.

He can’t wear them ironically either.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I imagine he’d cut off the dull sleeves and it’d become the next big thing at Urban Outfitters.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 2:30 AM PST up reply actions  

democracy

lulzers

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The matter is submitted

You will be informed of our decision.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 5:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Gee thanks Avvvvs!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

While this SACUJ has not yet made a ruling, we can go ahead and point out that regardless, costs WILL be assessed against Twist. It will be so ordered.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Jokes on you! I have no money, I’m judgment proof!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The court is aware that you are both judgment and idiot proof

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

When it comes to being Idiot Proof, I’m like everclear

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Leon

His first basket as a Cav!

Looks like it might take awhile for his lift to come back.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 2:40 AM PST reply actions  

BTW, it's Day of Action around the UCs!

Anyone here participating? I am, as usual, abstaining in these matters.

In the past six months, UC Berkeley has been an important hub of activism against state divestment in the UC system, as well as public education in general. Today’s statewide day of action marks the first time a statewide day of protest will incorporate people from across California in support of the broader cause of public education, from Kindergarten through doctoral program.

In addition to rallies at other university campuses, community colleges and cities throughout the state, the day’s events include a rally on the steps of the state Capitol in Sacramento and a protest in front of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s office in San Diego.

“(March 4) is the moment where everybody understands the importance of the idea of a public education,” said Kevin Wehr, an assistant professor of sociology at Sacramento State University who has been helping to organize the rally in Sacramento. “We have gotten to the crisis point and people are finally paying attention.”

The lack of a singular authority coordinating events has meant that various groups will be taking different approaches toward reaching their respective goals. But one area of agreement is the need to “defend” public education.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:17 AM PST reply actions  

There will supposedly be updates all day long at the Daily Cal, if anyone's interested

Hopefully no more garbage cans will die in vain.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Davis is all up-in-arms with the recent swastikas. Big news from the typical bike theft and bike traffic violations.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

This happens once every few years when teenagers get bored. And trust me, it’s REALLY easy to get bored as a teenager in Davis.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

.TIFF of scanned in jogger # from the Turkey Trot or else you were an entertained teenager in Davis.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

or the craziness arround evil developers

and even more evil university development.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m eating cookies for lunch in protest, then I plan on spoiling my appetite for dinner with more cookies.

by chowder on Mar 4, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

UCSC update...

They are canceling most bus services (much needed to get on campus)… Faculty and students are attempting to passively block the entrances while serving punch and pie (could be other food and bev too)… Most classes were canceled or some rescheduled to the weekend (really?)… People are pissed over the noose written on the bathroom wall and pretty much everything the big bad regents are doing to the system…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Punch and pie?

That sounds terrific.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Noose in the bathroom? Really? ugh.

no cal bear? no care

by EchoOfSilence on Mar 4, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Next update...

Blocking off entrance with giant slug shaped banner, lots of funny but off topic signs, and a toddler that has a shirt with “Yudof Suck My Bottle” painted on it.

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Pics of Protest


“Yudof can Suck my Bottle”


“Banana Slug Barricade”


“Reforest Corporate Universities?” I say no…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Where are these mysterious forest universities?

by GBB4188 on Mar 4, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well UCSC actually connects to a state park, and there are redwoods everywhere, but this guy is mainly talking about the 10 or so trees that got cut down to build new science facilities (bio-engineering among other I believe)… They had tree sitters there for about the same amount of time as Cal… Both were equally stupid in their attempts…

I think he wants UCSC to demolish the new facilities that are making his degree worth more, because private companies donated money to build them, hence the “corporate universities”… not to uncommon down here, a lot of mislead (and frankly ignorant) santa cruz hipsters and hippies jump on to bandwagon causes w/o knowing much about them

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Large groups of people getting together efficiently to move resources – evil.
Large groups of people getting together efficiently to move resources with idealistic overtones – good.
    Right?

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well anything you attach the word corporation to is evil round these parts…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 5, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

They should change the name of the Science Building to “Pot Growing Labs.” Then everybody would get off their back.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what the Santa Cruz Mountains are for – free of corporations baby!

by DC Trojan on Mar 5, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

UC Endor is one. Ewok State is another.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Totes didn’t get into either, which is why I ended up at UCSC…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Op-eds on the march

Matthew Senate discusses how people shouldn’t be hiding their privacy.

I think it is time to draw a line in the sand.

I think it is time to cast away masks and black clothing and lighters. I think it is time we learn from the Free Speech Movement and decisively step away from violence and destruction.

I say this as a young person, as a Californian, as a student who believes in public education.

Solidarity is essential for this struggle to succeed. The threat of division is perhaps the most immediate and potentially devastating to our movement for change.

However, we set no tone of justified protest when we adorn masks and all black to hide our identities, to secure our safety from identification. Many of us bathe in pools of privilege and to utilize these tools to covet our privilege is, to me, unjustifiable.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:20 AM PST reply actions  

The copy editor in me wants to smite this article

but the content is reasonable enough.

Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."

by PaulThomas on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Schauer talks about the need to defend public education.

There is a march at the state capitol planned for 11 a.m., a rally in Oakland at 1 p.m. and many reasons to be at either location.

Any teacher knows that education isn’t something that comes cheaply. You can’t cut corners in what is one of the most labor-intensive but necessary and ambitious endeavors out there. Technology can aid but can never displace the need for a low teacher to student ratio. Bureaucracy, though an issue, is a minor one, and focusing on cutting costs plays into the hands of Republicans who are drooling at the prospect of hacking into the state’s budget. We must fund K-12 and higher education properly, and this means tax hikes at some stage, which in turn mean the repeal of Proposition 13.

Corporations have been blackmailing the public, threatening to leave the state if we raise taxes to fund education. We can call their bluff: other states will be taking similar action to sustain their own education systems; there is already considerable infrastructure in place that would make the threatened pull-out impractical; finally, it is in the interests of businesses to have a skilled, educated workforce. But pragmatic counter-arguments aside, we should not cave into threats against education’s ability to do moral good. The skills and lessons that education provides, and the central ideal of a properly-funded public education system—that children and students from all backgrounds learn on an equal footing and are treated the same-are the best antidotes to the inequalities of geography, class, race and opportunity that plague us. This is why access to the University of California, badly threatened by a view that sees the sky as the limit where fee hikes are concerned, is so important to defend.

I have spent 19 years in California’s public education system (six at the University of California), and feel as though I have been incredibly well-served by the experience. But now the students with whom I work at Cal and in Berkeley’s school district are facing formidable hurdles: the familiar specters of inequality that come from a chronically-underfunded system on the one hand; but also looming threats from a growing and powerful minority in our legislature and state who argue that public education is expendable, that the public good doesn’t matter, and that the idea of equality is irrelevant. March 4 provides an opportunity to go on the record saying that we don’t buy any of those ideas.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:23 AM PST reply actions  

Rally in downtown Oakland

LINK

On March 4, people around the state, indeed, around the world, will be participating in rallies, demonstrations, marches, teach-ins, strikes and more in support of funding for all of public education at K-12, community college, CSU and UC campuses. We hope that many UC Berkeley students, faculty and staff will “bring the war back home” and show support for and solidarity with the local community in the East Bay by joining the rally in downtown Oakland at Frank Ogawa Plaza (in front of Oakland City Hall, 14 & Broadway, from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.)

While we in the UC system naturally think first of keeping our university affordable for Californians, we must remember that our freshmen have been shaped by twelve previous years of schooling. If California’s schoolchildren have been cheated out of quality primary and secondary schooling, their chance to successfully complete their college education is diminished. All of us at the university need to demonstrate our understanding that underfunding of education is not just a university level issue, but one that is at crisis levels throughout the educational system. Here is an enormous chance for the UC community to show its concern for the children in the state’s beleaguered public schools.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:24 AM PST reply actions  

Ricardo Gomez invokes Gandhi's non-violence dictums

LINK

Mahatma Gandhi applied the idea of ahimsa, or doing no harm and avoiding violence, to the political and social realms, crafting a philosophy of nonviolent, civilly disobedient resistance. In light of the violence of last week, and with March 4 before us, we must reflect on the idea of violence.

I witnessed the incident on Telegraph Avenue last Thursday, and it was undoubtedly violent and fits into what most people’s conception of violence is.

But physical violence and major property destruction are not the only forms of violence.

Structural violence, the most widespread and destructive form of violence, is perpetrated systemically against the people by those who have power (politicians, administrators, etc.) in the form of policy and ideology.

When families are forced to live in hunger and without healthcare as a result of cuts to social programs, that is a form of violence. When environmental regulations are scaled back and tens of thousands of air pollution-related deaths result, that is violence. When higher education is cut and prison spending increases, resulting in ruined futures, that is violence. When all of us see this happening, but go on as if nothing’s happened, that is violence.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:25 AM PST reply actions  

Structural violence, the most widespread and destructive form of violence, is perpetrated systemically against the people by those who have power

At the risk of seeming crude… what a retarded argument.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

If you don’t shut up, I’m going to be structural violent against you!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I just read the full article and it’s even worse than I thought.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats it! Structural violence time!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I suppose it depends on how you view accumulation of capital / wealth, and redistribution of same. You could make the argument that establishing a minimum wage, basic social services for the poor, etc., is something that is helpful to the poor… or you could make the argument that those policies formalize a base degree of, if not poverty, scarcity, for a certain percentage of the population, to the general benefit of those further up the economic pyramid.

If you take this view, then it’s startling to see right-wing politicians remain so hostile to those benefits – it’s buying a degree of social stability and wage cost control which largely ensure that the existing order is minimally disturbed, which is to the benefit of the wealthier members of society.

To the extent that someone believes that social programs are a cap on redistribution, then sure, they could view that as an attack on the interests of the poor.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

They minimize the threat of revolution buy cheaply buying off the masses.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

A much more concise version of my point.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought I read an article about this idea recently, but I can’t find it.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The concept of “structural violence”, as stated in the article, is nonsense.

I understand your point, though.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I just paid OW taxes OW and there are OW OUCH GOD potholes in my OW road god OW SHIT this violence hurts OW!!! so much!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

West Grand Ave.

Has done so much structural damage to my car. When I drive it now, I look like I’m warming up my tires at Indy just avoiding the potholes.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

regular Grand Ave, with the exception of the part they just paved between Harrison + 580, is just as bad.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so, dozens of potholes 2 feet by 4 feet by 6 inches deep? These things are killers

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a giant pothole on 92 near 880 a few weeks ago that must have disabled at least a couple dozen cars over the course of 3 days or so. Every time I drove by there were at least 4 or 5 cars on the side of the road just beyond it.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus fucking christ what a lame article. Great. And I’m sure this kid is a “leader of tomorrow” or some BS in his deluded brain.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Humanities major stringing together meaningless nonsensical words on paper? I don’t believe!

/surprised face

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Humanities major stringing together meaningless nonsensical words on paper?

SOUNDS LIKE CGB!

Or, alternatively,

SOUNDS LIKE MY WEDDING NIGHT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Experts say hike fees help the poor though

LINK

Demonstrations will erupt across California today as students protest the soaring cost of education — but the fury overlooks the fact that fee increases actually help poorer students by providing more money for financial aid.

The state of California is no longer subsidizing every college student’s education. Instead, students whose families earn at least $70,000 per year are footing more of the bill, making it possible for students whose families earn less to pay no tuition at all.

The new “high tuition, high aid” model represents a profound shift that has taken root as California universities make good on a promise to accommodate every qualified student — even as the state faces year after year of billion-dollar deficits. Many experts say that without new taxes, there’s no going back to free school for everyone.

That’s bad news for students whose families earn more than $70,000 per year and will pay up to 30 percent more in tuition this year compared with last. About one-third of recent fee increases at the schools in the University of California and California State University systems go toward expansion of aid programs. The rest of the fee increases go toward instruction and student services.

Striking students disagree with the analysis. “This argument is not supported empirically,” said UC-Santa Cruz graduate student Erin Ellison. “Research shows that applications from students of color decrease when tuition goes up. There is sticker shock, and they don’t believe the promise of support. It is very limiting.”

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:27 AM PST reply actions  

experts are wrong
families earn at least $70,000 per year

That’s $35k per parent pre-tax. Subtracting out tuition/“fees”, the reasonable price of an upholstered closet in Berkeley, and the cost of one parking permit to be filled in with pencil and used for 4 years, they should do just fine so long as they can live in a tent and don’t eat too often.

By junior year they’ll have impoverished themselves enough to get full ride scholarships!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with taking out a student loan?

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

nothing

A nice pile of nondischargeable debt to attend a public university will be a great preparation for graduate school.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm as much against the ridiculous student loan industry as the next guy BUT come on

natteringabob, some sacrifice can be expected to be made to attend school. Unfortunately, we dont all come from wealthy families, myself included, BUT I think you need to stop asking for so many hand outs, don’t you think? Free ride for all?

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I was visiting relatives in Scotland maybe 10 years ago when it was announced that there would be fees charged to go to university. My aunt was outraged, this was the beginning of the end, social exclusion, etc., etc. I asked what outrageous sums we were talking about, it was maybe the equivalent of $4500 for the year. I had a hard time looking sympathetic.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that I’ve found the right key combination, it was about £3000 for the year – may have gone up since then, I don’t know.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It is actually cheaper for me to go abroad for grad school than it would have been to stay in-state. Though, the academic rigor is different, and by different I mean less, it requires the student to be more self-motivated and independant.

by chowder on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Given the cost of living in the UK, that’s saying something.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I looked into it and found it to be about equivalent with conversion rates, moving/living expenses, even given that a lot of UK schools do my program in one year, while I am in a 2 year program.

“Though, the academic rigor is different, and by different I mean less” I find this difficult to conceive of but I am in a private program that emphasizes ‘support’.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, still £3000. I had to bite my tongue HARD when that was all blowing up. I got in many a ‘discussion’ with friends over how actually paying a nominal sum for higher education might make them value it a bit more.

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope your tongue is OK! Sounds painful

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

something something personal investment…

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

How very American of you.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

you're right

I should stop asking for free ride handouts for everyone. My bad.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

THERE ARE 177 ELEMENTS?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! When did this happen?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it did

but 60 more elements might just leave room for Stanfurdium. And Utahium and Brigham Youngium and the rest of the Pac-60.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I look forward to enjoying the Pac’s newest element WestVirginium

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Surely that would be WestFuckingVirginium.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

or by another name: coal.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Its full name is deadly sulphur coal

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

and yet there is STILL no Stanfeitium

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny, all those commercials during the Olympics suggested that it was clean-burning-all-American-anti Ayrab-we’re number one forever-coal.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s its DBA name or “branding”. Actual name is still deadly sulphur coal

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see why they went the DBA route then…

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You should also shorten your sig.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the most reasonably said reasonable thing you’ve ever said, ever. Thank you for it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why CGB will never get a press pass

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not apples to apples, but SC manages to fund a lot of students out of high tuition rates. When I was there, the median family income of students was lower at SC than at UCLA. That might say something about the capacity of UCLA parents to be rational utility maximizers, but it also says “middle class ripoff” of the system.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal to implement waitlists for frosh admits

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For the first time in UC Berkeley’s history, campus officials will use waitlists for fall 2010 freshman admissions in order to allow more flexibility in meeting enrollment targets.

According to campus spokesperson Janet Gilmore, approximately 200 students will be waitlisted when admissions decisions are released.

“We will not know the number of admits from the waitlist until after May 1—after we receive statements of intent to register from students offered admission March 25,” Gilmore said in an e-mail.

The UC Board of Regents had previously announced after a Jan. 21 meeting that waitlists for incoming freshmen could be adopted for fall 2010 at the discretion of individual campuses.

Gilmore did not specify when UC Berkeley made the decision to implement the waitlist.

UC officials said waitlists are intended to allow for enrollment adjustments because enrollment figures may change due to uncertainty over state funding.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:29 AM PST reply actions  

Flagged! No Fatburger, In-N-Out or Tommy’s.

Also, no Chick-Fil-A.

(Also, for texans, there is no way in hell that What-A-Burger is in any way equivalent to In-N-Out)

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 5:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a huge fan of In-N-Out, its good but not life changing great like everyone seems to think. Mrs Fire Starkey disagrees though, she thinks its “divert your roadtrip 60 miles out of your way for shitty scenery” great.

That said, Whataburger is good but nothing special.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a controversial opinion.

I think In N Out was better when it was only Southern California only .. . and drive-in only.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Without any support to this statement, it’s highly illogical.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if their supply chain has suffered.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Theoretically, with identical supplies for norcal/socal, the overall quality could still be affected if the pimply-faced adolescents up north just aren’t as competent at slinging grease as their socal counterparts. The implications sadden me.

by Kodiak on Mar 4, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

But there is no evidence or explanation for the regional grease-slinging skill differential theory.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s lupus?

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew some kids who worked the Pinole In-N-Out, seemed like nice people.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it true that one must be born again christian to work there? Or is that just a rumor?

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by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t seem to stop the one girl I knew who both worked there and whom I knew wasn’t Christian. But, granted, its a small sample size.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you know she wasn’t Christian? Be as explicit as carp would want.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If you read the book...

The story of In-N-Out was the story of being in the right place at the right time and the recipe for success that they used. Sometime in the last 10 years… the son of the original founder (who was a vocal christian – and started the practice of putting bible references in the bottom of the drink cups) died in a place crash on SoCal along with 2-3 of the other big dogs…. Drug addicted brother who took over the business after the older brother died subsequently died of a Vicodin overdose a few years later; and mom is now in charge of the business. Now an uninvolved grand-daughter is set to inherit the whole mess when she dies… not surprisingly, the whole thing has gone downhill in the last couple of years… its a testament to the In-N-Out management team that it hasn’t gone completely in the crapper

by SierraBear on Mar 4, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

which book is this?

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The Book Of In-N-Out.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I never thought of the Clockwork Orange reference for this burger joint, gives getting some in-N-out a whole new angle.

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by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It gives getting it Animal Style new meaning

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for Lack of Reference...

The book’s title is long, but it starts with: “In-N-Out: A Behind the Counter Look at the Fast-food Chain….” If you search for In-N-Out book, it should come up near the top.

by SierraBear on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

More infos

The Famous In-N-Out Burger: On the Outs?

NEARY: Well, what would be so bad about it becoming national if – nationwide – if it’s such a good, such a good burger?

Ms. LUNA: The Snyders, and Esther, were apparently against national growth because they didn’t think they could serve up the quality that they have become known for.

Mark Taylor, who now is the president of the company, has said that they have one distribution center. And they are limited in the amount that they can distribute their fresh meats.

The reason why the burger tastes so good is from hoof to mouth you get that burger in under five days, which is pretty amazing in terms of freshness.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, nothing’s frozen, even today, because every store is within like 5 hours of their distributor in Barstow (I think Barstow). I dispute your opinion.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought their suppliers were mainly in the Kettleman City area.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m getting conflicting reports from the googles. One says their distribution center is in Baldwin Park, another says it is near Tracy, but is moving to a larger nearby hwy 120 + hwy 5 industrial park. Suppliers are certainly from the Central Valley (and probably Mejico in winter) but I think all the produce goes to a processing plant, then the distribution center. It’s not like individual franchises are gonna get dirt and pesticide coated tomatoes and potatoes…

Anyway, they’re also expanding to one city in Utah, it seems!:

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Baldwin Park is their headquarters. Now that I think about it – I’d guess SierraBear’s explanation makes the most sense.

I’ve seen a big In-N-Out warehouse type space in between Stockton and Sacramento on I-5 – but maybe that’s for physical goods like signs.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Whataburger is very good drunk food. Fries and gravy … drool …

I like In-N-Out better in CA, but it’d be weird in Texas.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would In-N-Out be “weird” in Texas?

by Tedfordisgod on Mar 4, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Just a cultural hangup. While it’s not true, I think of In-N-Out as being a healthy and fresh burger joint, which I also associate with California. Whereas for Texas I think of places like Whataburger, Sonic, Dairy Queen, etc. — tasty, but definitely not good for you.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not healthy.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s healthy compared to say, oh, Arby’s.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s like saying that getting junkpunched is a good thing… compared to getting shot in the face.

Yes, it’s a tasty and fresh burger and I’d much rather have an In ‘n Out burger than a Big Mac, but let’s not call it “healthy”.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s less about caloric content and more about the freshness of ingredients and lack of preservatives.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

damn Texas loves Sonic!

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, at least in my experience, Texas loves What-A-Burger

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't get it

Is there a McD’s in the Bonneville salt flats and the Okefenokee?

Also, I think Sonic barfed on Arkansas. No wonder their baseball team took a road trip out here.

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This is your most controversial post yet.

PS Why did somebody splooge all over Texas?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get this map – are they suggesting that there are more Sonic’s in Texas than McDonald’s – cause I just don’t think that is true.

by Tedfordisgod on Mar 4, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you been to Texas? Frickin’ Sonic is EVERYWHERE. Of course, so is McD’s

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Mickey D’s is the most popular fast food restaurant in the Pacific, Atlantic and Gulf!

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

This chart makes more sense.

http://www.weathersealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/alliance.jpg

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want a faithful man, go for the boys with the degrees

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Smart men are less likely than dumb ones to cheat on their partners, according to a British study that was reported in the Daily Telegraph. Unlikely to surprise Elin Nordegren or the legions of other wives whose husbands have strayed, the research showed that men with lower IQs are less likely to remain monogamous than those with higher IQs.

Satoshi Kanazawa of the London School of Economics and Political Science, who wrote a paper in the March edition of Social Psychology Quarterly, according to the Telegraph, theorized that the male link between monogamy and intelligence had its roots in evolutionary development.

He called sexual exclusivity an "evolutionary novel" quality that would not have benefited early man, who was hardwired for promiscuity. Today’s world doesn’t give any evolutionary advantage to men with multiple sexual partners, reported the Daily Telegraph. But only smart guys are able to cast off the psychological baggage and assume new behaviors.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:42 AM PST reply actions  

Bill Clinton disagrees with this study.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 5:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing they didn’t really relate powerful people into the equation, in which case anything goes.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:55 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Say Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, John Ensign, and Tiger Woods

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:03 AM PST up reply actions  

So true

Flagging totes appropriate.

Not only that, he didn’t even attend classes at a rigorous institution of higher learning. What was I thinking?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe he lost his crayons

he would’ve flunked coloring inside the lines anyways.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

even he knew enough

to leave Stanfurd early rather than be saddled with paper from them.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

So the dude would have a degree and no power? What’s the point then?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Many Starbucks baristas around the world have been wondering the same thing…

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

If you get a good man who is reliable and smart enough for a well paying but doesn’t want a powerful job, it opens up opportunities for you to be the powerful one.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Rags totally confirmed this strategy at CGBHH. :)

I don’t agree though that men in general are threatened by women’s success. Not that you said that but it seemed the next logical extension of the conversation.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Re Rags: Other than being one to stick his foot in his mouth – he’s a good one!

I don’t think so either, I think the ‘power couple’ idea is a good reinforcement.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I do dearly love the clintons and obamas

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Tiger never shoulda dropped out!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that this study was done in England, where the cheating rates (at least in London, if the people I know are anything like a representative sample) probably look something like:
Dumb people = 100%
Smart people = 99%

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

It might be argued that to even cheat a single time makes you a “dumb person.”

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

10 sexiest catfights in movie history

List is below. Click on the link for the vids and the pics (maybe NSFW. Depends on how prudish your boss is.)

10 Amanda Bynes Vs. Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Love Wrecked)
9 Beyonce Vs. Ali Larter (Obsessed)
8 Sharon Stone Vs. Rachel Ticotin (Total Recall)
7 Denise Richards Vs. Aunjanue Ellis (Undercover Brother)
6 Charlize Theron And Teri Hatcher Have A Spandex Catfight (2 Days In The Valley)
5 Beatrix Kiddo Vs. Gogo Yubari (Kill Bill Vol. 1)
4 Cladia Cardinale Vs. Brigitte Bardot (The Legend Of Frenchie King)
3 Pam Grier Vs. Some White Chick (The Big Dollhouse)
2 Holly Valance Vs. Sarah Carter (DOA: Dead Or Alive)
1 Raquel Welch Vs. Martine Beswick (One Million Years B.C.)

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:49 AM PST reply actions  

Shouldn’t “Pam Grier vs anyone ever” be #1?

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Zhang Ziyi vs. Michelle Yeoh – also the best actual fight in the list.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

/updates Netflix queue

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

A Not Completely Unrelated Topic

Black Swan: Natalie Portman and Mila Klunis, full-nudity girl-girl scene.

by chowder on Mar 4, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Whaaaa? How did this slip through the cracks???

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

wait what

I might have to sign up for Netflix just for this.

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by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Natalie is pretty but needs to eat something. Too skinny. I was never a huge Mila fan either until Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She was…yum.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s coming to theaters till later this year, fwiw.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Two important points in this movie: 1) It is unsure if Nina’s competition, Lilly, is a supernatural apparition or a figment of Lilly’s imagination and 2) Apparently there is going to be a scene between Portman and Kunis that involves "aggressive angry sex".

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by chowder on Mar 4, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

And you are just telling us about this now???? YOU ARE ON THIN ICE, BUDDY

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

What about those two chicks in Airplane!?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in the Air Force, stationed in Drambuie, on the Barbary Coast. I used to hang out in the Magumba Bar. It was a rough place. You would count on a fight breaking out almost every night.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to

flag this for missing one of the best recent sexy catfights in ‘OSS 117: Cairo Nest of Spies’ which was a hella funny movie. Check it out. Deliciously silly spoof.

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by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Futbol fans: US loses to Dutch Crunch

Anyone see this? Thoughts and analysis? Does this mean nothing?

DaMarcus Beasley may have boosted his World Cup chances. Jonathan Bornstein and Robbie Findlay did nothing to help theirs. And Stuart Holden joined the long U.S. injured list.

The United States fell flat in Europe once again, losing to the third-ranked Netherlands 2-1 Wednesday night in the Americans’ last match before coach Bob Bradley picks his World Cup roster.

“We had some moments in the first half that were OK, but I don’t think we put enough pressure on them,” said U.S. midfielder Landon Donovan, who hardly touched the ball. “It took us too long in the second half before we made some real plays.”

Dirk Kuyt converted a penalty kick in the 40th minute after Bornstein pulled on Wesley Sneijder’s arm in the penalty area. Kuyt sent his kick to the right of goalkeeper Tim Howard, who dived the other way.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:52 AM PST reply actions  

Bornstein was super sloppy on the backline. Aside from the two goals that he was responsible for, he almost gave up another two. I think DMB played his way back in to the team based on this performance – it was worrying that Donovan was completely taken out of the game.

Also, the tendency of the US to clear balls out of the backfield instead of pass the ball out- well, we’re not going to fix that between now and June, but for the US to make a step up from a decent footballing nation to an elite one, we’re going to have to figure out how to build an attack out of the backfield instead of just trying for longballs, set-pieces, pressure and counter-attacking.

The Dutch are one of the best teams in the world, I thought we stayed compact, kept our shape and aside from Bornstein fuckig up disrupted the Dutch passing game quite well.

I think missing Gooch, Dempsey and losing Holden to injury really hurt – we’re not very deep. I’m satisfied with the result – I mean the goal for round 1 is 2-1 and advancing.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 5:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, thge US is thinnnnnnnnnnnnnn and Bornstein is absolute dogshit. Kind of surprised that Castillo hasn’t gotten more of a look at LB but I think Bradley must have a man crush on Bornstein or something.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a little disappointed that Castillo and Jones (from Germany) aren’t going to have a chance to show what they can do. I mean, Tom Dooley!

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, Jones has been crippled all year so no huge surprise but considering how god awful Bornstein and Pearce have been at LB, you’d think Castillo would’ve gotten a much longer look.

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, the tendency of the US to clear balls out of the backfield instead of pass the ball out-

That’s what you get with DeMerit (and Onyewu) — aerial dominance, but a tendency to boot the ball to midfield instead of building up sequence. I actually thought Boca + DeMerit did well. Anyway, DMB did well enough that I don’t think we missed Holden, but it would’ve been nice to see two solid wingers at the same time instead of just one plus the Landon’s disappearing act.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I would think that DeMerit playing in the EPL (or Championship) would get out of that habit by now. Gooch being hurt really hurt the Nats, since a year under the tutalege of the AC Milan defenders would have turned him into a complete back instead of a physically dominating presence only.

I think our best chance to win puts our back 4 as Dolo, Gooch, DeMerit and Spector.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d pick Boca over Dolo, who’s just returned to futbol activities, but I guess it won’t matter that much. I think Heath Pearce has done alright this year also, but I might be in the minority view on that.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

DeMerit playing in the EPL (or Championship) would get out of that habit by now

Seriously? Boot-and-run is classic EPL behavior.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I watched about the first 40 minutes today, and I though the US was holding shape defensively okay, but by all accounts Bornstein’s moments of weakness certainly underline why it’s so important that they do hold their shape.

Having had an increase in my opinion of Donovan during his stint at Everton, I’m prepared to say that his disappearance may not be all his fault. He’s not a Xavi or a Fabregas, he doesn’t control the field – but he can get into space and is a good passer, so he needs someone who can keep and be an outlet. That combination he did with Davies for the goal against Brazil was one of the slickest fast counter attacks I have seen in some time, and that kind of support is why he’s doing well for Everton. So perhaps if Beasley is somewhat rehabilitated – not physically, but mentally – that might be a productive partnership.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, that was one of the softest penalties I’ve seen in a long time.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a lot of diving. And I’m both proud and ashamed to admit that Jozy had a fantastic dive as well — he’s learning fast.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t got that far into the game yet, but why should everyone else reap the benefits?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw a good chunk of the second half, including the second Dutch goal and the US goal, and I thought it looked pretty sloppy on both sides. Not a lot of coordinated attacking, and lots of turnovers. The US set piece where they scored their lone goal was well-executed though.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Lane Kiffin hiring the pros

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USC will hire John Baxter, a longtime Fresno State assistant coach, as the Trojans’ special teams coordinator, a source told ESPN The Magazine’s Bruce Feldman.

Former Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin, hired by USC in January to replace Pete Carroll, continues to build his staff. Since coming aboard, Kiffin has hired James Cregg away from the Vols to be offensive line coach and Joe Barry away from the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers to be linebackers coach.

Kiffin has yet to hire an offensive coordinator.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:57 AM PST reply actions  

I would love to have their payroll…

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Bill Simmons argues Tiger's comeback more difficult than Ali

Interesting read, whether you agree or disagree with the premise.

Winning his wife back will require significant effort — certainly more than Tiger spent on his family pre-Thanksgiving. Ali, Jordan, Tiger pre-2010 … part of what made them great was that they weren’t family men. Families were just another thing they owned, no different from cars, houses or whatever. Everything was compartmentalized, and nothing was allowed to affect the overall brand. The brand came first. Always. Because Tiger appears to be serious about keeping his family intact, how could that not affect his golf routine to some degree? And what about dealing with the day-to-day stuff any philandering husband faces while trying to win back a wife battling trust issues?

Why didn’t you answer when I called? Why does your BlackBerry have a password again? Who’s going on this trip with you?

When Ali’s second marriage finally fell apart while he was training for the George Foreman fight in Zaire, he simply fell for someone else (the beautiful Veronica Porsche, who later dumped him right around when the Parkinson’s started kicking in) and dumped his dutiful wife, Belinda. (Brutally, actually. She heard about him squiring around with someone else, then flew across the world to confront him. Didn’t work.) Ali ended up winning the two biggest fights of his career in succession: Foreman and the third Joe Frazier fight. He didn’t care about hurting his brand; if anything, the media in Zaire covered up the love triangle. Had he been more worried about his brand, losing everything he had, keeping his family together and rehabbing his public image, wouldn’t that have affected his performances in the Foreman and Frazier fights at least a little?

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 5:59 AM PST reply actions  

Tiger’s comeback
Interesting read

Gonna go with mutually exclusive.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

"Investigative Reports"

That’s a song by GZA featuring Ghostface Killah, Raekwon and U-God from the Liquid Swords album.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 4, 2010 6:15 AM PST reply actions  

Liquid Swords – I think probably a top 5 Wu album – Enter the 36, Fishscale, Ironman, Supreme Clientele, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx – oooh, maybe number 6.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Raekwon

He’s my favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan and I’d have to say that Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… is a classic by itself and is up there with Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers). I think both of those albums could be on a list of the greatest seven or eight albums in hip hop history.

Plus, he was on “C.R.E.A.M.” and I loved his verse on “Protect Ya Neck” with the Arnold Schwarzenegger line.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 4, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Obviously I’m a Ghostface guy.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Obviously

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I just pulled up Supreme Clientele on my iPod.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Davis students = Tools

Here

An oft-hated slang word coined in Northern California has been proposed as a worthy entry into the field of scientific measurement when calculating enormous numbers.

Austin Sendek, a physics student at UC Davis, wants the number of 10 to the 27th power — a trillion trillions — to officially become “hella” big.

Along the lines of using the “kilo” prefix for kilometers or “giga” for gigabyte, Sendek is petitioning the International System of Units (SI) to use the term “hella” to describe really, really big measurements; such as the size of the universe.

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by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 7:14 AM PST reply actions  

carp must be so torn

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean hella torn, or whatever the kids these days say.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m torn between wanting to punch Austin in the face and wanting to kick him in the groin.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2010 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Solution: Kick him in the face . . .then . . .while he’s on the ground. . .cock-punch.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

face, then nuts.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Find somebody more coordinated to do your junk punching in the future, ragnarok

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of hiring someone in any case. No need to get my own hands dirty here.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

let’s just say we’re not really known for our physics dept.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I hella love hella

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

What about hecka?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

hella lame

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I hell of a lot of like the band Hella.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Bravo, since97. The only problem is that I have yet to do that DBD on the plaid seersucker jacket from Bergdorf Goodman, so people won’t get that ref. I’ll do it soon enough, tho. Then, they’ll know te power and te glory.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

I thought you had debit card fail?

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by carp on Mar 4, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean being poor? Doesnt stopa man fromd reaming!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Plaid seersucker. Too godawful to net mention.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

You couldn’t outdress me on the outdressiest day of your life with an electric outdressing machine!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

This is something I can potentially get behind. Tell me the rules and lets see who can outdress who.

You are going to be so mad when I show up in a plaid seersucker body suit.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

MIght I suggest a rule: leather and lace only.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

But then Twist would have to wear that too. Have you thought this through?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I refer you to Rule # 2

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

So I win by default? Is this just a cheap way of getting me to wear leather and lace?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised you even have to ask.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah i knew the answer after i pressed post.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

In the spirit of competition, you may bring your girlfriends to participate. Tie breaker is a pillow fight and/or wrestling.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Dewd...

It’s pillow fight and wrestling. Pillow fight and wrestling.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this is in no way creepy.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

said the dewd who spends 23 hours a day blogging HARD

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

But I do it professionally. I’m very professional.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Believe me, I’ve taken on people much stronger than you and held my own. Another Banana Republic pantsuit isn’t going to cut it.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule # 2: Twist cannot participate

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule #3: Grape Smugglers are a requirement

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

good name for a band

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Great, what am I going to do with all my Banana Republic pantsuits, then?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh Twist, I shop in stores you’ve never even heard of.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Just a skoosh of coffee came out of my nose on that one

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, I feel bad. I already was a huge dick to CalBear81 yesterday. Now, since97 probably hats me. Up next, I ovarypunch Scootie. I am truly a terrible, terrible person. I need help

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you are a terrible person. But keep up the ZHANGers

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Being breastfed until the age of 9 can do that to ya

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, being the moderator of a Cal blog when you’ve secretly been a Furd fan your whole life.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Just because I wanted to go so bad I applied early decision and really fucking love their band doesn’t mean I’m a secret Furd fan!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

True: He’s a secret Gael fan.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, that’s no secret

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Just because I wanted to go so bad

Flagged.

I applied early decision

Flagerific.

and really fucking love their band

SUPER FLAGTASTIC.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The late 90s were a crazy time to be alive! I didn’t get in and I moved on my with my life. I regret my error and apologize for all the harm I’ve caused those that i love.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

really fucking love their band

I am disgusted beyond words.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, didn’t you see my post on this last fall?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully I had not seen it. You are a terrible human being.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

ROCK IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’m even going to log on tomorrow.

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

In all facets of my life, my greatest skill seems to be my ability to push people away from me.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Like your wedding night?

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

How appropriate to the DBD

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

If you want me to restrain him, I’ll give him the wrong link to the DBD tomorrow. He can go harassing the women of Golden State of Mind. He doesn’t know how to use the Internet.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

“FUCK YOU, WOMEN OF WESTERN COLLEGE HOCKEY BLOG!”

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Recently another lawyer friend told me that there are laws against defaming pregnant women, so watch yourself around me.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I plan on seeing you in real life at various points in the future, so I respect you enough to keep my mouth shut.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

There are laws against defaming people. Preggers are included within the people category, so what your friend said is true.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, right. But, the important question is whether aardvarks are mammals. .

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you may defame aardvarks as much as you wish

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Fantastic news. Aardvarks are rodents!

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been retained by the Aardvark Anti-Defamation League, and my client demands a retraction.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot to mention my earlier advice didn’t apply in the crazy 9th Circuit.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll alert the Rodent Anti-Defamation League that you view ‘rodent’ as defamatory.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You rat.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been retained by the sec119 Anti-Defamation League (i.e. Big Mama Sec119) and my client demands a retraction. And has cooked delicious chocolate chip cookies!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Aardvarks killed my father and raped my mother.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lol rec’d

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

nailed it. well done, good sir.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha rec’d with enthusiasm unknown to mankind

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Miller on Cal’s strength and weakness

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

O-line? Really Ted? Want to watch the gamefilm again?

Running back is our strength every year. Book it, mark it.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Mark it where? I have a yellow legal pad I could mark it on. Is that the one you want me to mark it on?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Apply directly to the forehead.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

This won’t affect my Botox injection for later today, will it?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Mark it zero.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a similar reaction reading this. When he said we took a hit losing Bosko, uh, yeah. OL could potentially be a strength this year but it’s not our strongest unit at this point. I would have said the LBs are the weakest unit at this point.

by Cali49a on Mar 4, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Here is a direct link to the post instead of Fire Starkey’s link which goes generally to Miller’s site:

Strong: Offensive line

Why it’s a strength: There isn’t an area of the 2010 Bears that will blow you away, but the offensive line welcomes back five guys who’ve started at least seven games, as well as a couple of quality backups, though it was a hit when veteran guard Mark Boskovich opted to graduate instead of use his final year of eligibility. Donovan Edwards (seven starts) is the most likely candidate to fill a void at one of the tackle spots. The health of talented guard Matt Summers-Gavin is an issue after a shoulder injury and concussion limited him to eight starts in 2009. As a group, the Bears were better run-blockers (third in the Pac-10 in rushing) than pass-blockers (31 sacks surrendered) in 2010. The latter often improves with experience and continuity. If the unit stays healthy, it could be one of the stronger crews in the conference.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

stupid lawyers nitpick everything

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

no need to be redundant

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

NETS FEVER!

Now treatable with antibiotics.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Not covered under my health insurance

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by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Fucking Obama!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow!

A recreation of the Detroit Christmas day bomb attempts suggest the plane’s hull would not have been breached. Of course, this experiment says nothing about what would have happened to the passengers inside the plane, or what impact the difference in exterior air pressure would have caused.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8548021.stm

Its worth it just to see the plane’s exterior absorb the energy.

by chowder on Mar 4, 2010 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

Did they account for the fact the test used a 747 while the flight 253 was an A330?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

OH ZHANG!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I think there are a few flaws with that test, though:

1) The hull wasn’t pressurized like flight 253 would’ve been since it was in the air and not on the ground

2) They used a Boeing 747 instead of an Airbus A330 for the test

3) The bomber was seated above the fuel tank, hoping to ignite it; was there fuel in the 747?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

so basically, we won’t trust it until the MythBusters do it.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothing’s done right until it’s done in Alameda.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Until Kari Byron tells me it’s confirmed, I believe nothing!

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it look like the rivets fail during the blast? I think that would be the biggest issue, in that the primary explosion might not bring down the plane but losing a large part of the fuselage due to high speeds and pressure will.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

true fact: my dad was head of manufacturing for Briles Rivets in SoCal (now closed…). Rivets are incredibly important and their design can literally make or break a plane.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

See the 787 wing box repairs.

I’m not sure if rivets are involved, but I imagine it’s the same general idea.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

At cursory reading, it looks like the wing stress caused the composites to delaminate. That’s … really bad. Ruhroh.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It why things get tested before they load them up with passengers.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. You’ve probably read it, but there was a NYT article a couple of years ago about how rivets caused the Titanic to sink way faster than designed.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That article is … wait for it …

riveting.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hay guys can I do the DBD for tomorrow?

I promise it won’t be nerdy, dorky, or whatever other stereotype you can think of.

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

I called it first!

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha. you are such a jerk Rishi.
So…. what did you and Harsha eat for breakfast this morning?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

What they eat breakfast together?!

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

How romantic

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Coffee and whiskey and other manly stuff.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

So you did brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Great… now I have Kesha stuck in my head… thanks since1997

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Wanna blow my speakers up?

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just trying to get a little ttttiiiiiiiippppsssssyyyyyyy

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t stop. Make it rock. :)

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it rock or pop? I’ve never been able to get a definitive answer on that.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

it sounds like both!!!

also, throughout the song she conditions you to end up singing:
now the party don’t STOP til i walk in. since you say stop like 4 times before you get to that line.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Watching Rishi dance virtually is much better than watching him dance in person.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Everybody dance now!

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The cast of Jersey Shore was at a Nets game a few weeks ago. They got booed when they were put on the Jumbotron.

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by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Good.

Maybe their five minutes are up.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, the fact that she says STAHHT instead of START.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re welcome. Also I got your girl HOT with the Duje pic so you’re welcome for that too.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That was right before urrbody got crunk, crunk.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL. Harsha tried touching your junk junk again huh? i knew it! Rarshi!!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, he doesn’t have to try.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you slap him if he got too drunk?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG yay! Spazzy!!

You continue to surprise me. And you can’t delete it.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

bla bla bla stop your chit chat and cut to the chase woman you bore me.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

just kidding! jeez! smiles! laughs!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Let royrules have his fun! But rr you gotta get it up late late at night or early early

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s not up by 6 am, I’ll post a DBD dedicated solely to how many drinks I will consume and how many women I will hit on this upcoming weekend.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll save CGB from this menace

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Or I can write out a schedule for royrules22’s upcoming weekend of excitement.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

WE NEED YOU, ROYRULES! SAVE US FROM RISHI!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

So, 40 and 0?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I said “women I’ll hit on”, not “women with whom I will be successful”.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Solid.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll post it before I go to bed… so 2 or 3am

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Use videos and/or meds as necessary.

by Kodiak on Mar 4, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

If it involves putting clues into radios in Portal, then I am 100% for it.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That was awesome but I’m not too smart to do that for a DBD.

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey lawyers quick question...

… what is a starting salary for someone who’s fresh out of law school? A friend just texted me this question but I have no clue.

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

that average starting salary not taking into account cost of living

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

University of South Dakota Law School - Not a Good Investment!

Bet you won’t be seeing that tagline on campus.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m quite surprised not to find Yale in the top 25…

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

kids who go to yale and work for the 9th circuit court judge or whatever probably drag down the average.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

And also, you get lots of students from elite schools who go the prosecutor/DA or AUSA route. Great if you have public service/political aspirations, but not for high starting salary.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn public servants.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW DARE PEOPLE GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY?!?!?!?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you donate to Haiti and/or Chile?

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Better than that: he evicted some grandmothers so that there would be more housing for refugees.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I donated to Haiti. I donate to Chile every time I buy anything that has copper in it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But there is guaranteed, if low-paid, employment for South Dakota lawyers representing all the credit card companies that are now headquartered there.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

WE’RE #5! WE’RE #5! Well, I am and I am not.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Oski I went to Virginia and not to Ohio Northern

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I interviewed a 2L from Ohio Northern Law School once. When I asked her about her hobbies/interests, she told me she was a belly dancer. First and only time I have heard that from an interviewee.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What a great opportunity to say “I don’t believe you, prove it”

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends entirely on the person making the claim. That could be very frightening indeed.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just say it would NOT have been “frightening.”

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

So she was one of the 10% then. Well, you did the right thing, in the long term, so there’s that.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, there’s that. I showed professionalism and decorum. Yay me!

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you didn’t assess whether she REALLY wanted the job? That’s just poor interviewing technique.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that back when I did more interviewing, HR had an ironclad “no shenanigans” rule to prevent exactly that sort of thing.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying that’s why I’m not on the firm’s hiring committee anymore?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you are declaring Ohio Bear Sanchez. Perhaps you should rethink who costs are assessed against.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you ask me to reassess my assessment

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s this 1L, 2L thing?

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe it’s some sort of cultish insider reference to one’s year in law school – thus 1L = first year.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

1L = 1st year law student
2L = 2nd year

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So what do you call someone that’s done with their 2nd year but not yet taken their bar?

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

4F

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, you take the bar after your 3rd year (i.e., 3L). I don’t remember a standard term for those people, except maybe “prebar.”

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh 3 years of law school? Gotcha

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the term for those people:

  • After taking the bar
  • Before getting scores
  • Looking for work they may not be qualified for

FML?

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

•After taking the bar

Punch drunk.

•Before getting scores

Worthless

•Looking for work they may not be qualified for

Screwed.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Drunk and happy, from what I remember of Mrs. Kod’s friends at the time.

by Kodiak on Mar 4, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Drunk and freaked the fuck out about getting a job

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Follow up question:

PSoCY?

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 4, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Follow up question:

What do you know about Sarah’s mysterious disappearance from the Cal Dance Team?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Virginia is higher than Harvard on that list!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Virginia is for lawyers?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

For lawyers who wantt o live in Ohio, apparently.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap!

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Meaning what?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Meaning royrules made the wrong decision to go work for Microsoft?

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair I only went to college for three years as opposed to what 6 years, plus studying for bar, etc.

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The goal of college is to leave as quickly as possible? I’m doing this wrong!

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Not necessarily. Though 6 years is a lot. I’m more referring to the fact that the college loan debt builds up

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I did 9 years. Never again will I voluntarily set foot in a classroom.

3.5 years at College of Marin (Directionless youth FTW!)
2.5 years at Texas
3 years at St. Edwards (MBA)

Blech.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

but are you happy with the outcome?

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Starkey still have a job?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh sure but if you had told me I was going to be on campus for 9 frickin’ years when I was 18, I would have punched you in the face.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What about if I had told you that?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair...

To get a law degree, all you really need is:
1. Tuition money; and
2. A pulse.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh, also to be super awesome, right?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently not.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea how else do you explain Twist?

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You did it again.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

But will any old law degree get you a well paid job? I’d say you need a lot more to get into Boalt or something similar.

Now if you wanted to go to South Dakota that’s a different story

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point. No, “any old law degree” probably won’t. The high paying firms generally like to hire from the better schools. And the elite of the elite schools get the great gigs like US Court of Appeals or US Supreme Court clerkshps, which can then be parlayed into high paying jobs in the private sector.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

What if you go to a 3rd tier law school and have a mediocre resume

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You get to work in Dayton?

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear that you can be quite successful at blogging.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Hope for HolmoePhobe yet!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear that you can be quite successful voluminous at blogging

fixed

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet

South Dakota looks a lot better considering cost of living. I also suspect their employment rate is pretty good.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The difference between 100k+ and 35k isn’t offset by CoL.

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

no

but it might be offset by whatever they charge for three years of USD (not Toreros) law school.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to take a guess here and say that the difference in CoL between Chicago and SD is about $25k. And tuition difference of maybe $40k. $35k + $65k = $110k, still less than what you might make from Chicago.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure

I had a friend that worked in SD for a short time, and I remember being shocked at how much (effectively) they were getting paid. I recall the tax burden being pretty preferential too. It’s not Chicago, but that IIT-Kent number looks nuts.

Of course, there’s no weather column either, in which case SD should be about 565.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch a movie called Van Wilder.

Then get back to us.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

MSFT actually has a pretty good starting package for MBAs so it’s comparable.

1 year of tuition paid for (~$35-$40K)
$110-125K starting salary
Free top of the line healthcare
Moving allowance

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m no MBA so I don’t get that amount of money.

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

So, what do you get?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

enough

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

But not close to the rest of you guys

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey I avoided asking this question to you because it’s an assholish thing to do, and now you’re asking?! (not that I care)

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I was not seriously asking. I was joking asking. You can note by the ?!?!?!?! as compared to a ?. So, I was hoping for a non-serious response. FAIL.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you know what I am saying?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

MSFT is a little ridiculous when it comes to treating their employees right (and it’s the smart decision).

If only banks took care of us.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, that’s what the federal government is for.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I 100% see the tangible benefits of TARP funds.

Wait, no, jk

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

They said the same thing to the Cherokee as well, that worked like a charm.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the benefits. Especially w.r.t to healthcare. I mean when I got the swine flu I got a doctor to come to my home (granted she came at 2am) and it was fully paid for!

The coolest part is that if we’re sick we get free grocery and medical deliveries straight to our home.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

thats the best benefit I’ve heard of since ‘birthday and christmas-shopping days off’

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s quite something.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lotta money

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Its less when you consider two things:

1. The hours you work
2. The monthly loan payments

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

3. You’re a lawyer.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Which pretty much trumps all of the positives

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

How can you look yourself in the mirror every night?!

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Who says I can?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Then why do you use mirrors instead of walls in your house?

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s CALumbus Bear’s house.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys DON’T live together?!

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

No way

I hat cats.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer to call them mini-oskis

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What about to children who say “GOO BAY”??

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

GETOFFMYBLOG

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NO. THIS BLOG IS MY HEROIN!

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Im a dealer now arent I

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

3…
4 PROFIT!!!

^^^I suppose this is the opposite of what you intended.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

$160,000.00. Not a penny less.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

160k for evicting grandmas…? I’m impressed Twist

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I make nowhere close to that amount of money. I make a fraction, a shadow. Let me be clear on that. However, I wanted to answer your question for the big firms. And give your friend bad advice on negotiation.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a salary? I thought it was more like indentured servitude.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh snap the Oscars are this Sun (3/7)!

Totally forgot about it!

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by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

From Theo Robertson's chat

[Comment From Bill Bill: ]
What’s coach Montgomery like in practice? Is he fun, does he joke with the players? Does he make you guys listen to Captain and TaNelle songs and other music from the 70s? ;-) We’re going to miss you Theo.
Thursday March 4, 2010 11:21 Bill
11:23

Theo Robertson:
Coach Montgomery at practice is really involved. He likes to throw around a lot of jokes that are before all of our time. So I think it’s funny to Coach Montgomery and Jay John. The guys are kind of confused about what he’s saying.

Don’t have the link, can anyone post it and give the highlights of the chat?

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

Protest updates

Journey, again?

11:53 a.m.

About 400 people are demonstrating at the intersection of Bancroft Way and Telegraph Avenue singing “Don’t Stop Believing” by the band Journey.

11:48 a.m.

About 200 people are currently protesting and dancing at the intersection of Bancroft Way and Telegraph Avenue, blocking seven cars and two buses.

Protesters have moved away from Sather Gate and are marching towards the intersection.

11:42 a.m.

About 35 people are marching west from Boalt Hall on Bancroft Way and impeding traffic. One individual is carrying a sign, “Berkeley Law – We Object.” One police officer on a motorcycle is following the group and another police officer on a motorcycle is in front of the group.

11:40 a.m.

About 25 Boalt Hall School of Law students are rallying around Boalt Hall to gather people to go to Upper Sproul Plaza.

11:23 a.m.

About seven members from the Muslim Student Association are protesting at Sather Gate with other student groups including a Chicano group Mechxa de UCB.

11:16 a.m.

A group of individuals calling themselves SCAB (Strategic Counteractivism Brigade) are staging a mock protest in front of Sather Gate. The individuals are holding several signs, one of which reads, “Diversify Your Portfolio, Not Your Student Body,” and saying “I am compliant, please privatize me university.”

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

Is SCAB the parody arm of this protest or are they protesting the protest?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist Ending

SCAB is actually the real protest.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

lame.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If you ever see a Twist Ending, it is fairly lame, yes.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

aren't they

a performance art-type group? I thought I saw an article in the Comical or somewhere recently.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I did the parody the protest thing and I could rock it betterthan that bullsheet.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Another update
Two individuals were throwing water balloons at the protesters. UCPD asked the individuals to stop.

The crowd at the intersection dispersed briefly to allow the buses to go through.

A group of 10 people from Tohoku University and Hosei University in Japan, among other locales, are protesting with students at UC Berkeley for international solidarity.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, it's getting bonkers...

CNN just reported, allegedly live, that some protesters have now broken away from the main UC HQ protest and are hanging out on 980, in the middle of the freeway, at rush hour, while traffic majorly backs up behind them. Some rocket scientist, about to be arrested, decided it would be smarter to jump off the freeway to escape instead. Predictable results.

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

All lanes of Interstate-880 in downtown Oakland were shut down temporarily in the middle of rush hour after a splinter group of people protesting cuts to education entered the highway just before 5 p.m.

The shutdown occurred shortly after a peaceful rally at Oakland City Hall. Some of the demonstrators – who reached the freeway on an exit ramp – were chased and tackled by police officers in riot gear. Many wore black and identified themselves as anarchists. They chanted “No justice, no peace.”

Officers marched the protesters off the highway’s Jackson Street offramp and began to reopen lanes at about 5:30 p.m. But traffic backed up for miles in all directions, the California Highway Patrol said.

One protester was taken away in an ambulance after either falling or jumping from the freeway onto a tree and a roadway about 25 feet below, police and witnesses said. The person’s condition was unknown

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/04/BAC41CAAM1.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0hGQUZkH2

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It only takes a few a-holes to really screw things up…..

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking retards

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that's more like the Berkeley the rest of the country knows and hates

Still, pretty tame here at the Berk.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN has been covering the anniversary of Hank Gathers death all day. Interesting to learn more about that team, rather than just the death and the tournament run.

Gathers had already lead the NCAA in scoring and rebounding once, and scored 48 against Shaq that year (in a loss). Then of course they scored 149 against Michigan in the tournament.

by Tedfordisgod on Mar 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

I remember watching that LMU/Michigan game on TV. It was a 2nd round game, I believe, at the Long Beach Arena. Michigan was the defending national champ. It was just unbelievably high scoring. Michigan scored 115 points and LOST BADLY.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And then after beating Alabama, LMU got the same treatment against UNLV 131-101. But that UNLV team is among the best college teams ever. I was slightly too young to remember that tournament, but the media could barely handle Davidson a couple years back. If LMU did that today, the media would have to invent a longer day to have enough time to gush about it.

by Tedfordisgod on Mar 4, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That year, Cal and the Pac-10 hosted the West Regional at the Oakland Coliseum. The Sweet 16 games were good games. The Bama/LMU game was a 2-point game, I think. And, incredibly, so was UNLV’s Sweet 16 game against Ball State (then coached by Rick Majerus). UNLV escaped with a win and then blew out LMU to get to the Final Four. UNLV beat GA Tech (which had Kenny Anderson) in the Final Four (don’t remember if that was a lcose game) and then blew out Duke by 30 in the final.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to that Regional, because a friend of mine had tickets. Even though I didn’t really care who won, they were really exciting games.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the year I won the office mega-pool by somehow correctly picking 15 of the 16 sweet 16, and all 8 of the elite eight. Some dude accused me of only picking UNLV to win because I liked their uniforms, and I had to set him straight. “Dude, they wear RED. Get a grip.”

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU SHOWED HIM!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree, LMU was totally en fuego in that game. Definitely a memorable one.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember exactly where I was when Hank Gathers died. Listening to the Lakers game – Chick Hearn broke the news and his voice cracked.

I remember crying.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure the 30 for 30 is going to be a tear-jerker. They played a clip on GameDay this past weekend, in which Paul Westhead looked absolutely haunted by it, still. It’s called The Guru of Go, debuts April 3rd on ABC. I haven’t been aware of any of the others being on ABC thus far, but I may just have missed them.

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, from Fatburger:

Hypocrite – A veggie burger topped with bacon.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

holy crap


In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That last one is just wrong. I’m pretty enthusiastic about hamburgers, but that’s a colon-blocking nightmare if ever I saw one.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It also looks dry as hell

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps that’s deliberate, to maintain bun integrity?

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps, still not appetizing

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I want my buns to have integrity. I dont need buns reneging onpromises and acting really slutty.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Like on your wedding night?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This is DBD appropriate, so Ill allow it.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ohmygodthat'sgross

I think I just crapped my pants

by ArbyOSU on Mar 4, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You are just trying to direct us towards a Roast Bee Double at Arby’s. DON’T LIE! DON’T LIE!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does everyone put crappy cheese on burgers?

by GBB4188 on Mar 4, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

cuz its American… like the burger….

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever the one on the right is, I want it.

by Scootie on Mar 4, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I just logged on.

We are never getting a press pass.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Funny & interactive community or “Y’know, the other team just wanted it more today. We’ll look at every phase.”

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 4, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Or in other words, PSoCYA?

by Kodiak on Mar 4, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I approve:

Mike Mohamed:
Well specifically he came out and in our initial team defense meeting and said that we are going to be a nasty, fly-to-the-ball defense. Offenses are going to have to react to us, that we’re going to get after the quarterback. I think there are going to be some good changes. I think we are going to be more aggressive, just play some smashmouth football.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

BOOM! clancy’d?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

JO is cockblocking me. He won’t ask the Proph my question:

“First of all from the lady fans, Mike you are hot. What kind of conditioning do you do to keep that body tight? Do you have a specific type of… fan… that you like to have rooting for you? How do feel about older… fans?”

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

In all seriousness, this is exactly why CGB needs press credentials.

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay I take it back

JO did let MikeMo ask my question… which was actually different. But I did still tell Mike that he was hot. LOL.

Comment From SN:
Mike! First from the lady fans, I have to say you’re hot :) But my question is: Do the alumni who are doin it in the NFL now come visit and help out sometimes? Ie. Zach, Aaron, Desean, etc? Thursday March 4, 2010 1:04 SN
 

1:05 Mike Mohamed: Thanks, I’m flattered. I’ve seen Zack every once in awhile and A-Rod. He usually makes at least one game a year. You’ll see guys like Desmond Bishop every once in a while. That always means a lot to us younger guys. Thursday March 4, 2010 1:05 Mike Mohamed <.blockquote>

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to pretend that SN = Since Nineteenninetyseven. Don’t tell me if it’s otherwise.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

My brilliance is that it works both ways.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I am completely interested in his answer.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Strangely, so am I.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You just got in.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Mohamed:
Thanks, I’m flattered. I’ve seen Zack every once in awhile and A-Rod. He usually makes at least one game a year. You’ll see guys like Desmond Bishop every once in a while. That always means a lot to us younger guys.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG I totally hit on Mike Mohamed!! This OFFICIALLY makes me a cougar!!!!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you. I know. It’s just such an amazing accomplishment!

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve taken your first step into a larger world.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

RAWWWWWRRRRR!

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you fill out the paperwork in triplicate?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

RR! You and MikeMo are kindred!
[Comment From Dan Dan: ]
Other than football and school, what do you spend a lot of your time doing? Thursday March 4, 2010 1:10 Dan
 

1:11 Mike Mohamed: I love video games, of course. I’m always listening to music, trying to find out new music. And I absolutely love movies.

by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Yay!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

except for that athleticism and cougar-bait

Rec’d for making me LQTM.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck does LQTM mean!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Loquatious quaffle titty meat

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Leopard qatar theology marbles

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Lamprey Quince Turtle Mandibles

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That is NOT permitted in our offices. Ohio Bear, shame on you!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you talking about? We don’t have a policy on that.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it when we do this.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

… what, rub your balls?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You are rubbing Spazzy’s balls while posting on CGB…. Impressive and disturbing…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

California Golden Blogs: Impressive and Disturbing

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I’m certainly not doing any such rubbing. I just figured he was using the royal “we”.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodbye chances at press pass. We barely knew ye

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah well. easy come, easy go.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

easy come, easy go

SOUNDS LIKE MY WEDDING NIGHT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Mohamed:
Obviously, I feel terrible about it. I don’t think we played very well as a team. We have to rely on each other to help build momentum. It seemed like when we were down last year, everybody was down. We had a hard time rallying.

I guess being down together is better than being at each other’s throats.

by Shadwhand on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

Women's Basketball Smackdown

Baylor’s 6’8" dunking phenom, Brittney Griner, is suspended for sucker-punching an opponent during a game. Imagine being punched in the face by someone named Brittney . . .

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Baylor-phenom-s-punch-gives-women-s-hoops-a-blac
(You have to scroll down for the video)

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe I’m off base since I’ve only been to one Cal Women’s b-ball game recently, but it struck me as more feisty and combative than the Men’s game. A lot more contact, and it seemed like the women would do things that would start a fight if the men were playing, but they just played on.

Small sample size I know, but that’s how it impressed me.

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by Cugel on Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. The Cal women, anyway, seem to spend a lot more time getting knocked to the floor than the Cal men do.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend of mine who is a really good basketball player (almost walked on at Cal) says she likes playing with guys instead of girls – guys games are more physical, but not as rough – she gets pushed more in guys games, but no scratching or overt dirty play happens.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps we could connect Brittney with that young woman who was wreaking havoc on the soccer field against BYU…

That said, I though the pious moralizing at the end of the Yahoo article was over the top (it’s a black eye for women’s basketball blah blah blah). It was one punch, it was out of line, she’ll get suspended, the end. How many times do you see player’s on men’s team get into it without a cultural crisis? Perhaps it’s because “girls are supposed to know better.”

by DC Trojan on Mar 4, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I.e. when the Blount punch happened, it was a black mark (I’m ignoring the black eye pun) for OREGON, not all mens sports, but because women are some how supposed to be angelic, it’s a mark on all women. WTF?

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How’d you get a keyboard into the kitchen?

7

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you laugh, but I die inside every time I happen to be 1) pregnant, 2) barefoot and 3) in the kitchen.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

at least you don’t smoke…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case the baby would get to die a little inside, too.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

:’-(

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you DO smoke?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

no, I don’t smoke, never have more than… other plants at parties… but the idea of the baby makes me sad.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Mar 5, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the idea of babies in general makes me sad.

7

by Rishi on Mar 5, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They scare me.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d say it looks like more of a broken nose for women’s basketball than a black eye. Really dumb on Brittney’s part, though. She might end up suspended for the NCAA Tournament.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH, any publicity is good publicity, and this might boost ratings.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT SHE REFUSES TO GIVE HER WEIGHT, HAILING FROM WACO, TEXAS ITS BRITTNEY GRINNNERRRRR LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one vaguely aroused by this?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ALEXIS GRAY-LAWSON WINS FRANCES POMEROY NAISMITH AWARD
Alexis Gray-Lawson is the 2010 recipient of the Frances Pomeroy Naismith Award, presented annually by the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame to the nation’s outstanding female collegian 5-feet-8-inches and under who has excelled both athletically and academically.

http://www.wbca.org/releases/2010FrancesPomeroyAwardPR.html

Q McCall of SwishAppeal posted this as a fan shot earlier today, but I wanted to be sure it got brought to everyone’s attention. Q McCall’s fan shot needs to be moved to the front page, guys.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Any current students have classes canceled today? I had 4, none were canceled. Also have a midterm in a bit. My roommate (English major) had classes today AND tomorrow canceled, “for solidarity”. Fuck.

by boomtho on Mar 4, 2010 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

I hypothesize that you are an engineering or science major.

by sec119 on Mar 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it. To support the National Day of Support for Public Education, classes are canceled? How does this support public education?

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t question, just march… for solidarity…

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by CruzinBears on Mar 4, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE WHO CARES LETS FUCK SHIT UP.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

cal never cancels classes.

not even a full days worth were cancelled during the aftermath of the LomaPrieta earthquake that shut down the rest of the bay area for a week.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was at Cal, the Palestinian orgs occupied Wheeler. Cancelled class that day. GREATEST DAY EVER IN MY LIFE! THANK YOU PALESTINE!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Today is my easy day though.

by GeoFreak on Mar 4, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

In more important news

ASU has a 23-21 lead over USC at the half.

ASU is shooting 29% USC is shooting 36%

I’m not watching but it looks like it could be the ugliest basketball game ever played.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

It’s pretty shitty.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ASU is shooting 15% from 2 point range!

15%!

I could shoot 15%! and I rode the bench for my high school team.

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Even though the outcome of this game could clinch the outright Pac-10 Championship for Cal, it’s so stupid that I’m having a hard time watching it. I started reading a magazine and just looking up occasionally to see if anyone has been able to score. It was 19-14 for what seemed like 10 minutes.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Also remember

Their last meeting was an epic 47-37 game (won by USC).

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Twist’s wedding night. Wait, what?

by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

32-30 USC

At the under 16 minute media timeout.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they showing this game on TV in Ohio? Or are you watching it online?

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

On TV

FSN-Ohio joined the broadcast in progress late in 1st half after the Miami/Buffalo (MAC hoops) game was over.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So you missed the beginning? Lucky you.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s an offensive jaggernaut in the second half. 32-30 $c with 15 minutes to go.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

38-35 ASU

With under 12 minutes left

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn't even resemble basketball.

Pac-10 detractors can point to this game as example A as to why no one should care about our conference this year.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

38-35 ASU with 11:51 to go.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, there is some good defense. But it is combined with lame offense and horrid free throw shooting.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Gott hand it to USC. For a team that has zero to play for, they are bringing effort.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Doug Gottlieb on ESPN radio tonight

Continued to beat the drum about how the Pac-10 is unfairly maligned. He still predicts 3 Pac-10 teams inthe tourney. (Which I disagree with: I think 2.) He also says to watch out for Cal, “and not just because my brother is on staff.” Says Cal “has been playing well of late” and is completely healthy “for the first time all year.”

BTW, Monty was on the Doug Gottlieb show tonight, but I missed it. Anyone hear it?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as someone other than Cal wins the tourney, I feel three is a pretty good possibility. ASU and UW are already on the bubble, and one of them should make it. One of those three will probably win the conference too.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So for the good of the conference, we should expect to get no calls from the refs in the Pac-10 tournament? ;-)

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad this game is being shown nationally. Can’t do the Pac-10’s chances much good.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

44-41 ASU with under 8 minutes to go.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

Riveting action. The teams combined for 12 points since the last TV timeout!

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of like those rivets on the Titanic.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuksiks scares me. So glad ASU was ice cold from deep at Haas

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

USC seems to have a lot better of a clue of what they’re doing offensively when Gerrity is in the game playing the point.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Landry Fields for Pac-10 POTY?

Really? From a 7th place team. Really. Really?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

How many points would Jerome have this year if the rest of his teammates were a bunch of SWAC castoffs?

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

About as many as Landry Fields?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

In principle, I think it should be awarded to the best player in the conference, regardless of standings. But also in principle, it shouldn’t be awarded to a ’Furdie. I think that standings could maybe be considered as a tiebreaker though.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

48-45 ASU under 4 minutes, with $c getting three free throws after the time out.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

53-47 ASU

2:10 left

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

O’Neil turned a whole new shade or purple after that foul on the 3

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

53-51 ASU

:42.6 left

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

After a steal and layup by SC after ASU had gotten a break on a phantom foul call on USC to give them a fresh 35 second clock.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

At least it’s going to be an exciting ending. Two point game with under a minute.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Excitement = 2 straight timeouts because ASU can’t get the ball inbounded!

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Make that 3 in a row.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Now it’s 3!

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Followed by a foul call that only a Pac-10 official could make.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Followed by Leonard Washington screwing up big time.

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

55-54 ASU

18 seconds left. ASU ball.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

funny

from the score you can’t tell whether it’s a Pac-10 FB or BB game.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OSU’s up 10-2 on WSU after 5 minutes. Sounds like Klay Thompson hasn’t recovered his shot yet.

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

That three timeout thing was emblemeatic of Pac-10 offense

Man. No playmakers in this conference this year. Guys getting blanketed and not able to break defenders.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

And now a foul? This is so retarded. (Sorry Ms. Palin.)

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t apologize to her!

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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww man

USC has made SO many mistakes down the stretch.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

Offensive goal tending?

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

Ironically, after the Glasser missed FT and the subsequent 3 pointer, USC is in a better position now.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I must say I don’t understand why that’s a rule. Doing it rarely helps your team

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I know they never call them at the end of the game, but that USC guy was fouled pretty blatantly on the two point attempt there.

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:36 PM PST reply actions  

Why would SC go for the 2 there? That’s just dumb.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:36 PM PST reply actions  

Woo RPI boost!

It is so incredibly lame that record against the RPI top 50 apparently matters so much. The fact that ASU being RPI 51 vs. 50 would arbitrarily make Cal look better is so incredibly dumb

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to just say – game tracker for this game shows red on red lines, most useless chart ever.

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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least we won’t backdoor into this one. Best for us to win it ourselves.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

The last time I rooted for u$c to win a Pac-10 game in any sport was in 1975, against Ucla. They lost that one too, and cost us the Rose Bowl. God I hate U$C.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

The beauty of tonight’s game (and Saturday’s games, too, I suppose) is that the worst that can happen is…

We’re still the Pac-10 champions.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the worst thing that could happen is we lose to the Furd. Pac-10 champions or not, that sucks a lot, and could hurt our seeding.

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by Avinash on Mar 4, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

And make our heads explode.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

True dat. Losing to furd makes me want to poke my eyes with forks, no matter our record.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for We’ve Got the Axe!

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

that is the cure for whatever ails a Cal grad

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So the Axe has magical healing properties, making the Student Union into a Lourdes for Cal grads when it is present?

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe you had to ask that. You didn’t know that?

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Be fair. In my day we didn’t have it very often. But I did notice a certain euphoric feeling after we got it back in 1982.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s an example: stanfurd grads vex Cal grads. What’s the cure? Giving the furd grad an axe right in the neck. Cured.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know much about art

but I know what I like.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, fair enough. So let’s not lose to stanfurd then.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

when SC was lousy

I’d root for them against Satan U., but now I just pretty much hope they’ll get quarantined into the stadium and forfeit the rest of the season or something.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".

carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"

by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, you should know better than to assume that SC will ever get anything done in basketball ever. The Galen Center is the physical manifestation of the triumph of hope over experience.

by DC Trojan on Mar 5, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Admit it: The sole reason you exist is to make us miserable.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 5, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We would exist anyway. The fact that you choose to be miserable about us, that’s something outside our control…

by DC Trojan on Mar 5, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You might exist without us, but you would exist without a reason.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for existentialism.

"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97

by atomsareenough on Mar 5, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

25-13 OSU over WSU with 5 left in the 1st half.

WSU’s offensive stats: 4-13 from the field, 10 turnovers

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Now 4-14 and 12 turnovers. I’m glad we’re not the only team that gets tortured by the 1-3-1

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

4-15 and 13 turnovers! I could do this all day!

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the significance of this game for us? I know we don’t want to face OSU in the first round, but who are we supposed to root for to avoid that?

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We want OSU to go 1-1 so they stay out of the 8/9 game but don’t rise up to the 4/5 game. The likely way would be for them to beat WSU and then lose to UW.

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OSU held on to win tonight. If I’m reading the standings correctly, the win means the Beavs are assured of finishing no worse than 7th. Thus, we will not play them in the Pac-10 tournament unless we both reach the championship game.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know Oregon State had a dedicated cartoon site…

by DC Trojan on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

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