DBD 3.4.2010 CGB Investigative Reports
By all accounts it was a sad and strange event. It's grown to be the stuff of myths and legends. There's been rumor, innuendo and much speculation. So after several requests, the CGB Investigative Reports team decided it was finally time to tell you the True CGB Story of what really happened... on Twist’s Wedding Night.
Twist could not be reached directly for comment so the CGB IR team has had to rely on public quotes and interviews with Twist’s closest friends, coworkers, acquaintances, humans who have interacted with Twist. We filled in holes where we could not stomach delving further into this pit of despair. After the jump is a reenactment of that fateful night...
It probably started out with the normal nervous anticipation. The new Mr & Mrs N. Hook went to a classy hotel filled to the brim with excitement about what was finally going to happen that evening... this most auspicious Wedding Night.
Unfortunately the hotel room itself was not what they expected. According to a bystander (who calls himself BearStage to maintain his anonymity), apparently the hotel room
"[was] steamy and oniony" Just like Twist's wedding night!
by BearStage on Feb 12, 2010 11:14 AM PST on DBD 2.12.2010
Already things started to go wrong. At this point we imagine Twist was likely starting to panic a bit. Thoughts started swirling through his mind. Here, we gain insight into his fragile psyche.
Similar to my wedding night, I have no idea what's going on here and I'm fairly scared.
by TwistNHook on Jan 27, 2010 1:06 PM PST on DBD 1.27.10
So the attorney that he is, Twist thinks that maybe he should just TALK his way through it. They engage in:
Five minutes of interesting animated conversation then two minutes of ABSOLUTE SILENCE Sounds like my wedding night!
by TwistNHook on Feb 10, 2010 12:00 PM PST on DBD 2.10.10
[Editors note: I'm narrating this and I just gotta say. Dude Twist... Awkward...]
Anyhoo back to the story. I would have given up. Any normal human being faced with such daunting circumstances and a woefully inadequate Baseline Attractiveness Minimum score would have thrown in the towel!! But to his credit Twist puts a smile on his face for his beautiful bride and bravely forges ahead. Maybe, Twist thinks, the best strategy is to just get it over with. Excitement in Twist builds and build...
I'll see where I can stick it in. .............JUST LIKE MY WEDDING NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TwistNHook on Jan 29, 2010 8:07 AM PST on DBD 1.28.10
His thoughts spur him on. He thinks just like Fabio in every romance novel of the 1990s, he will ravish his princess and take his reward!!!
via www.fabioifc.com
But then....things take a turn for the Oregon. Twist throws off his plaid seer sucker double breasted blazer and rips his ruffled white silk shirt off his bronzed and ripped abs semi-toned torso? milky white moobs and hairy gut. He then proceeds to throw his new bride to the bed and....
....
What happens next was censored to protect the innocent. But according to Twist:
Just imagine screaming, yelling, blood, sweat, tearing, defecating, exhaustion, long hours, crying, all rolled up into one. So, it'll be just like Mrs. TwistNHook's wedding night again.
by TwistNHook on May 4, 2009 10:04 PM PDT on DBD 5.4.09
Later on, we also realize that in the ensuing tussle:
[Twist] twisted the same ankle three times and broke a toe once. Sounds like my wedding night!
by TwistNHook on Mar 3, 2010 8:06 AM PST on DBD 3.3.10
Ouch! Atomsareenough sums it best when he says sadly that Twist just ended up:
embarrassing [him]self and ruining [his] clothes ...like on [his] wedding night.
by atomsareenough on Feb 10, 2010 8:35 PM PST on DBD 2.10.10
...................
Is it a misnomer to even call it a Wedding Night? Next time you see Twist, will you look at him with pity or will you throw your half empty beer, point and laugh at him as you would with any freak that passes you on the street? My friends, these are questions for you to ponder....
Other Discussion Topics:
- Top 6 Things Not Said on Twist's Wedding Night
- Top 6 Members of the 2010 Pac-10 Champion Cal Men's Basketball Starting Lineup with Greater BAM Scores than Twist
- Top 6 Cleaning Products Mrs TnH Can Use to Wash Off the Stench of Shame and Horror
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Men’s Tennis: No. 10 Cal Battles Michigan
THIS WEEK:
vs. No. 36 Michigan
Rancho Valencia Resort and Spa | Rancho Santa Fe, Calif.
Thursday, March 4 – 1 p.m. PT
www.mgoblue.com
121st Pacific Coast Men’s Doubles Championship
La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club | La Jolla, Calif.
Friday-Sunday, March 5-7
www.ljbtc.com | www.usta.com
OH CRAP. We know what this means….
Cal can no longer sneak up on opponents as it cracked the top 10 in the latest Campbell’s/ITA College Tennis Poll. The No. 10 ranking is the highest position the Bears have held since finishing 2003 ranked No. 4 in the nation.
Women’s Tennis: No. 5 Cal Hosts SDSU and Stanfurd St
BERKELEY – The Golden Bears begin a series of four matches in the friendly confines of the Hellman Tennis Complex this weekend. Cal will gear up to face its rival, No. 14 Stanfurd in a Saturday matinee but first, must get by San Diego State on Friday afternoon. The Bears roll into the weekend’s matches looking to right the ship after getting edged by UCLA in Los Angeles. A strong four-match showing will be important as Cal finishes the regular season with seven out 10 matches on the road. The Bears will look to its top-ranked players to get off to a strong start with the focus on No. 2-ranked sophomore Jana Juricova. Junior Marina Cossou holds the No. 17 singles ranking and is just one victory shy of her 20th singles win of the year. No. 56-ranked junior Mari Andersson slipped for the first time in 2010 as she fell to UCLA’s Andrea Remynse, but she will look to get on track and open up another nine-match winning streak.
Nelly number one, or Catalina in a surprising upset?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Easily TD, CV, and KS.
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
Men’s Swimming: Sweet! Our Dudes Won the 200 Medley Relay
LONG BEACH, CALIF. – The No. 4-ranked University of California men’s swimming team started the 2010 Pac-10 championships on a strong note Wednesday (March 3), winning the 200 medley relay for the third year in a row. The medley relay team of juniors Guy Barnea, Damir Dugonjic, Graeme Moore and Josh Daniels recorded a time of 1:24.85 to lead the Golden Bears to victory in the first event of the four-day meet, held at the Belmont Plaza Olympic Pool in Long Beach.
I'm doing this wrong, I admit it... but I couldn't help it...
So Duje here may not have been mentioned in the article nor part of the winning medley team nor even a current student at Cal… but for the ladies, let me just remind you of a Cal Men’s Swimming standout. May I re-present to you former Cal star Duje Draganja, who won a silver medal at the 2004 Athens Olympics.

PS: Is someone supposed to be “so torn” right now??
Kakav krasan covjek!
We Croatians are a sexy people. It is are largest export right after fish assholes
Nice.
I wore his jersey to a blazer game a few weeks back.

Hated to see him leave Portland and was sad to hear of his untimely passing. He could’ve been amazing.
I occasionally watch these highlights of Petrovic v. Jordan. Great game for Drazen.
Goran Ivanišević?
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions
And what a great serve.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
Zoran Čutura
http://www.euroleague.net/history/50-years/i/22577/1387/item
Hana’s pops was a pretty legit baller back in the day, winning an Olympic silver medal in 1988. He is a sports writer these days and also a star in commercials:
Hey, my grandfather was born in Split and played for Red Star (married a Serb). Haven’t been back in 15 years, tho. Ah, Dubrovnik.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions
Dubrovnik
<img src="http://ego.thechicagoschool.edu/s/843/images/editor/dubrovnik.jpghttp://ego.thechicagoschool.edu/s/843/images/editor/dubrovnik.jpg"/>
Beautiful city? Or most beautiful city?
Most bodacious, but loses points for rocky beaches. Tiny blemish.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions
For my Bschool graduation trip I had three choices:
costa rica
sail around british virgin islands w/ 200 classmates
dubrovnik
I chose costa rica. i was wrong wasn’t i?
of the three choices, potentially. but costa rica doesn’t even crack top 100 countries in latin america with really good food.
Chilean food
says you’re wrong.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
i have heard this as well. though la mar in sf is off the chain. and i’ve heard great things about the la mar in chile as well.
I don't know about that place in Chile
but it’s pretty bad. They really, really like sugar, so if your idea of breakfast is cocoa puffs, apple juice, lemon meringue bars (or pie, I forget which), you’ll be set.
The produce in general was pretty terrible too- we assumed they export the good stuff and keep the bad.
The expensive spots are like they are most places. Santiago seemed to be better too, in the bistec/papas fritas vein. Also the German places in Frutillar/Puerto Montt were good, but I don’t give them credit for sauerkraut and smoked salmon.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
looks like Arkansas
is your best bet.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve heard Costa Rica is really amazing. So, probably not.
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it’s definitely beautiful but dubrovnik just seems other worldy gorgeous.
(still trying to think of a comeback to your stupid lane bryant zhanger. you ruined it by saying JK so i feel compelled to not be mean to your mother back)
true story. i dated this greek guy (light bulb dude) last year and he had never heard of santorini. i found this very suspect.
He might have only claimed to be Greek for the PSoCY, common trick
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
no we laid ground rules prior to date no 3 (you know THAT date). it was clearly marked as off the table… or i will do it only if i ever wanted him back after i did something really bad, like the level of shooting his mother in the face.
How many people’s mothers have you shot in the face?
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Mrs. Twist hired you, didn’t she?
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not yet. still considering. working out terms
(OMG not really. I don’t know your mother! and i feel bad talking about her in this way!!)
(Informal ruling: You can talk about his mother until you actually meet her and she becomes a real person)
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Formalized, so ordered
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Who are you assessing costs against???
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Your mother, I suppose
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Wait, so letting you shoot one’s mother in the face qualifies one for a free PS coupon?
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
good lord.
i’m not sure its a good idea i read all the comments in teh dbd this morning….
what if my mom’s passed away?
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Well, that would be a bunghole loophole
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
How does this “ground rules” conversation go? “OK, these orfices are out of play: ear, nost, PSoCY, eye socket, the rest are fair game!”
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
since you asked…
Me: hey i’ve been meaning to ask you something i heard about greek guys
Dude: shoot!
Me: i hear you guys like to do it up the a$$
Dude: well…
Me: cuz um… so not into that.
Dude: like never?
Me: like never
Dude: really like never?
Me: okay in one very limited circumstance….how much do you love your mama?
by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
So, your response to PSoCY is, ISYMITFoNPS. Quite the hard bargain you drive.
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
You will answer questions for no other reason than being asked??? OK, CGB creeps, start asking more questions.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Santorini is the Italian name
it’s “Thira” in Greek, but I have a hard time thinking the guy didn’t know both.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
I’m sorry, I didnt want to give you an eating disorder.
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Considering 3 beers enough calories for lunch is a different kind of disorder….
by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You chose WAY wrong. The Balkan food would’ve blown your socks off. Unless you’re into rain forests, Costa Rica finishes a distant third (frankly, the sailing thing sounds pretty awesome)
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
Madness – the idea of being trapped on a boat with 200 recent MBA recipients is enough to make one take up suicide or piracy, whichever has the best assumed ROI.
you realize that the class grad trip is when all the single and married but availables get their shady on. since i was in a pretty serious relatinship, decided not to go. but it could have been all kinds of epic doing… stuff… ON A BOAT!!! (mother fucker take a look at me…)
I didn’t realize such a thing, because I can’t even contemplate such an event. It’s like trying to imagine Twist in tweed lederhosen with a madras shirt open all the way down. The mind won’t go there for its own protection.
mother fucker take a look at me
Was I supposed to draw any conclusions from the jawline in your picture, one way or the other?
i’m on a boat man
it’s going down and
i’ve got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
doesn’t ring a bell???
No, not at all. I read the Wikipedia article on same, and I’m none the wiser. Never heard it, never heard of it.
so the song goes:
I’m On a Boat Mother fucker take a look at me
so as soon as i wrote on a boat, i felt compelled to write mfer take a look at me. do you see?
PS- i love video games!
I see what you’re doing. You are taking all the memes of this site from every other member and combining them into one super meme absorbed into your being.
You will soon be CGB’s overlord (thank goodness, I was getting tired of the old guy). Live long and prosper.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
You were getting tired of DC Trojan?!?!?!!
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Jesus, who isn’t tired of me? I’ve taken to drinking at the office in the hopes of at least getting a little nap time / blackout time so I don’t have to be around myself.
I’ve taken to drinking at the office in the hopes of at least getting a little nap time / blackout time so I don’t have to be around myself.
YOU TOO?!?!?
I am a Vereenian.
[runs to Ohio Bear’s office to join the par-tay]
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
First allow me to congratulate you on a seamless and unprovoked swipe at Royrules.
I wasn’t being clear: I get why you quoted it, but it falls into multiple categories of “things I am completely unlikely to see” so it is still otherwise without context for me.
Just to spell out my middle age confusion:
- I think that most current hippity-hop is crap, so I don’t listen to it
- I don’t watch Saturday Night Live
- I wouldn’t have heard of it because of the Grammys because that show doesn’t appear to feature any of the music I listen to
- I’ve never previously heard of the Lonely Island
- I have heard of T-Pain but I am unfamiliar with his oeuvre.
In other words, I am completely out of touch with almost any potential way in which I could have understood your reference without resorting to googling it.
Wait
Until your kids get older, then they can keep you up on current events
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Horse racing and crumpets almost exclusively
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
That’s not true. There’s football / rugby union / rugby league (delete according to class, education, location), and where to go on holiday using all your vacation time. And how useless the English are… although that might just be my family.
Is there a lot of ridiculing of the Welsh and “Northerners”?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Bollocks and tea and shite and all that.
CGB: Preventing the rest of the Cal blogosphere from getting press passes since 2006.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
The video is three minutes of pure grins
Really, even if you hate the type of music, you should watch it once.
DC wasn't here for the
Brock Mansion Party Yacht Experience.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
I thought that was what all these bimbos and fake emo bands used to cover up the fact that they can’t sing or play instruments. No?
Fun Fact
T-Pain actually can sing, but he was the first to successfully use the robotic “autotune” on such a wide scale, so he made that his USP.
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If you’ll pardon the pedantry, I specified bimbos and emo bands – I don’t think he fits in either category.
While true, that’s a different sort of autotune than what was made popular by T-Pain (and later used to great effect by Lil Wayne and Kanye West).
You’re referring more to the kind of autotune that Ke$ha uses in Tik Tok, which has been around a lot longer, TMK
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It’s still awesome. I wouldn’t kick that autoune to the curb either. unless it looked like mick jagger.
I think we want the autotune to look like Mick Jagger.
Also, I’ll admit, I love that song. And Blah Blah Blah.
It’s kinda embarassing.
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Blah blah blah is an awesome girl power song!!!
Music’s up, listen hot stuff
i’m in love with this song
so just hush baby shut up
heard enough… stop talk talk talking
i love that song.
Mick Jagger is hideous.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
I hear mixed reviews on food.
rain forests in costa rica were meh. it was a pretty fun adventure/surf trip though (the first time). second time was all party party, which was ridiculous. i bet partying in dubrovnik could be more ridiculous though!!!
Well, there ain’t no pesky age limit to get your drank on, so carp and Ohio Bear could ply their trade with the froshes and sophomores
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
Option #2 would probably have involved the most alcohol…
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno, the view from the Ridge? or top of Sanders? ok maybe you win…
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Or the Campo rock? Beautifully immaculate Rheem…
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Unfortunately no, I was never part of a winning sports team at Campo, frosh football was a bust and 3 years of lacrosse with bad coaching never did much…
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
You get so excited when people bring up the homeland… Which gets me excited…
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
oh necessarily
i am having all sorts of a hard time concealing up this huge Croatia-reference-fueled boner here at work
I’m now slightly more ashamed of my Balkan heritage.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
What about your great great grandfather Balky. He truly was a Perfect Stranger.
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Ok, several thoughts here.
1. Fuck you.
2. HOW MANY PERFECT STRANGERS JOKES ARE THERE FLOATING AROUND!?!/ YOU DONT MISS A FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO ROCK ON!
3. Fuck you.
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I’ll allow arguments 1 and 3, but we dismiss argument 2
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
So, costs assessed asgainst Turkey, then?
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Costs STILL assessed against Twist
period
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
Balky Bartakamous (sp?)!!!!!!!!
Did anyone ever believe that those dudes could get those two hot chicks?
Thanks, Olaf
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
Croaaaaaaatian Fight?
My great-grandparents came from Croatia, from an island just off the coast of Split. Is it possible that there are almost as many Croatian posters here as Indians?
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
I’m just worried that you and I are now related somehow. However, I will still eat civapcici in your honor.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
family of man
sexist pig
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
I considered calling it the family of woman, but I figured that would be too threatening for you. Don’t want to be threatening to my brother.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
Good call, you wouldn’t want to provoke an aggressive response, because we might be feuding for generations afterward. Touchy Croats.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Was that a “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” reference? If so Rec’d!
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I’m mixed—Croatian and Slovenian.
As a visitor to CGB, I would love to witness some Croatian fights.
Quick—whose last name ends with a “c”?!
It’s all about the former Yugoslavia… my family is from Slovenia and Croatia, meaning that for a guy my size, I always make my free throws and have great court vision.
Also, you have a talent for avoiding shrapnel.
CGB: Preventing the rest of the Cal blogosphere from getting press passes since 2006.
Indeed.
Haven’t put it to the test yet but I have this deep down gut feeling that I could totally navigate a battlefield on foot…
Cal Baseball Hosts No. 17 Arkansas, which is like a really good team
In an intriguing early season college baseball match-up, the 6-1 California baseball team hosts 6-1 and No. 17-ranked (Baseball America) Arkansas in a three-game non-conference series at Evans Diamond. Believed to be the first time an SEC team has played a series in Berkeley, the Golden Bears are looking to avenge a 1-2 series loss to the Razorbacks last season at Baum Stadium in Fayetteville….Overall, Cal is leading the Pac-10 in both team ERA (1.60) and team batting average (.404). [yay!]
SERIES RECORD:
Cal has a 2-2 all-time record versus Arkansas.
hopefully the weather holds and they can this in.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I don't know how they ever finish a season
it’s not like they can play doubleheaders in June when Cal has a road series in Fayetteville.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions
Reminder: Hot Hot Hot Mike Mohamed (BAM 9.5) to Chat Live with JO today at 1230p PT
BERKELEY – Cal senior LB Mike Mohamed will chat live on the Contra Costa Times BearTalk Blog this Thursday, Mar. 4 (12:30 – 1:30 p.m. PT). Cal football beat writer Jonathan Okanes of the Contra Costa Times will moderate the live chat in which Mohamed will answer selected questions from fans.
Mohamed will be a national honors candidate and one of the team’s most experienced players in 2010. He has played in all 39 games over the last three seasons with 16 starts and is Cal’s active career leader in tackles with 245.

Am I the only one thinking that it’d be kinda fun to play quarterback/linebacker with the Prophet?
by since1997 on Mar 4, 2010 1:11 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Foos-ball!
Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin’ each other… ’Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?
How much BAM points does Cal attendance add? 1.5?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions
muchmany
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions
Steve Lavin and Since97 Agree: Jorge is BAM 8.8
From Farudo:
While talking this week with Steve Lavin, the ESPN analyst and former UCLA coach praised Jerome Randle and all of Cal’s seniors, but I couldn’t get him to take a breath in his praise for sophomore guard Jorge Gutierrez.
"He can transform the game at both ends of the floor. He plays with a level of poise pretty exceptional for a sophomore. He plays with a hard edge, alertness, aggresivness and doesn’t back down from anybody. If Cal has success in the touranament, I’ll be surprised if he’s not a pivotal reason."
Farudo: Cal Fans Should Root for Trojans Tonight
– USC at Arizona State, 5:30 p.m.: The Trojans (16-12, 8-8) were swept at home by the Oregon schools last week, but a win at Tempe would deliver the outright Pac-10 title to Cal. ASU (20-9, 10-6) is 14-3 at home this season.
Barring that, we’ll need to handle our bidnass and get all Twist’s-Wedding-Night on the Furd on Saturday.
Good point. Also getting all Twist’sWeddingNight is also probably not a good idea. We probably don’t want to come out all awkward and impotent… oh zhang ;)
Nighty LP! Hope you had a great day working for your commie regime!!
Actually I work for a capitalist AMERICAN (FUCK YEAH!) company.
We’re here to exploit the cheap labor and step all over the Chinese underclass! I mean, develop the market.
LeonPowe has been sentenced for 14 years of hard labor. Making Nikes.
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Sounds like structural violence to me
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boo
root for a tie.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions
Gooooooooo
pinholes!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
All suggestive today 97.,.....
Been a while?
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
33SS gots the cure for what ails ya
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
Boo
USC beating ASU is bad for the conference. The fact that it might allow Cal to back into an outright title is fairly irrelevant. Win the damn game on Saturday, fellas.
Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."
if they both wear "gold"
hot mustard on mustard action.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions
Fire Starkey might know a thing or two about that….
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
Who gives a shit if the conference looks good or bad. All that matters is Cal
gets in the Tourney and is the outright conference champion.
I’ll take a standordian-esque rose bowl appearance any day of the weak. I could care less if the conference is shitty so long as Cal makes it to the grand daddy of them all.
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
Cal Commit Chris Martin's Formspring
http://www.formspring.me/CALBEAR10
I’ve never heard of Formspring before, but it looks kinda like a Q&A version of Twitter, where presumably anyone can post a question to Chris, and he can post replies.
i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*
by ch0ster on Mar 4, 2010 1:51 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Actual interesting info:
Are you gonna lead the D from day 1? Or who is gonna lead it next year?
LOOK FOR SEAN C. TO DO WORK…PPL RALLY AROUND HIM
Are you going to be #9 or #10? Did Keenan, Gabe, and everyone else get to pick their numbers too already?
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so what are your thoughts on the new Cal Bears DC, Clancy Pendergast? GO BEARS!
WE ARE A SLEEPING TIME BOMB MAN…AND WE GETTIN READY TO GO OFF…GO BEARS
A little disappointing that the D rallies around that little bitch Cattouse who
is constantly jawing after a big hit or a dropped ball by the opposing receiver. Smack talk should be reserved for those who CONSISTENTLY make big plays and ARE NOT consistantly out of position. Shut the trap Sean C.
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
Fair points, but I’ll just take someone who’s vocal and get the D fired up to go hit some people. (and maybe a D-coordinator that will let them…)
I have no problem with vocal leadership, in fact, I prefer that type of leadership.
HOWEVER, I have a problem when said leadership comes from a player who is more concerned with the big hit and talking the talk as opposed to being able to consistently walk the walk.
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
those kind of guys
seem to attract celebratory “gold” flags at inopportune moments, too.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
this guy is amazing
is it true you didn’t go to Notre Dame bc you didn’t want to be in Manti’s shadow the whole time and wanted the spotlight for yourself?
UHHHH ACCORDING TO THE DELUSIONAL NOTRE DAME FANS THAT THINK IM SOME EGOTISTICAL MANIAC…YES…BUT NO MANTI IS MY BOY AND IT WOULD OF BEEN AN HONOR TO PLAY NEXT TO PROBABLY ONE OF THE GREATEST TO BE NOTRE DAME LINEBACKERS IN HISTORY WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE. AND BTW IF YOU ARE A NOTRE DAME FAN…TELL YOU AND YOUR FANS TO TRY AND LET GO..IT LOOKS PATHETIC WHEN GROWN MEN ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT AN 18 YEAR OLD KID WHEN HE SIGNED AND DECOMMITTED FROM YOU ALL BACK IN DECEMBER I BELIEVE. THANKS..AND GO IRISH!
by MCM711 on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
.IT LOOKS PATHETIC WHEN GROWN MEN ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT AN 18 YEAR OLD KID WHEN HE SIGNED AND DECOMMITTED FROM YOU ALL BACK IN DECEMBER
OH ZHANG!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
why is he always shouting?
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK!
AIN’T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
Nice DBD BFF!
I believe you’ve reached close to the truth on this one. We’ll leave it up to the Ohio CGB Supreme Court to decide whether this investigation is admissible in court and whether Sir TwistNHook is found guilty of…something. We’ll find something.
Mega Man Justice League CALumbus Bear and Ohio Bear, please hand in your ruling by the end of the day whenever you have time to read it.
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The Supreme People’s Court of the People’s Republic of China (最高人民法院) hearby find Twist guilty of something or other and sentence him to a lifetime of wearing brown shapeless Mao suits.
Nationalism in dress
Long after Sun Yat-sen’s death, popular mythology assigned a revolutionary and patriotic significance to the Sun Yat-sen suit, even though it was essentially a foreign-style garment. The four pockets were said to represent the Four Cardinal Principles cited in the classic Book of changes and understood by the Chinese as fundamental principles of conduct:
propriety
justice
honesty
a sense of shame.
The five centre-front buttons were said to represent the five powers of the constitution of the Republic and the three cuff-buttons to symbolise the Three Principles of the People
nationalism
democracy
people’s livelihood.
He can’t wear them ironically either.
While this SACUJ has not yet made a ruling, we can go ahead and point out that regardless, costs WILL be assessed against Twist. It will be so ordered.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
Ha! Jokes on you! I have no money, I’m judgment proof!
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The court is aware that you are both judgment and idiot proof
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
Speaking of Leon
Looks like it might take awhile for his lift to come back.
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BTW, it's Day of Action around the UCs!
Anyone here participating? I am, as usual, abstaining in these matters.
In the past six months, UC Berkeley has been an important hub of activism against state divestment in the UC system, as well as public education in general. Today’s statewide day of action marks the first time a statewide day of protest will incorporate people from across California in support of the broader cause of public education, from Kindergarten through doctoral program.
In addition to rallies at other university campuses, community colleges and cities throughout the state, the day’s events include a rally on the steps of the state Capitol in Sacramento and a protest in front of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s office in San Diego.
“(March 4) is the moment where everybody understands the importance of the idea of a public education,” said Kevin Wehr, an assistant professor of sociology at Sacramento State University who has been helping to organize the rally in Sacramento. “We have gotten to the crisis point and people are finally paying attention.”
The lack of a singular authority coordinating events has meant that various groups will be taking different approaches toward reaching their respective goals. But one area of agreement is the need to “defend” public education.
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There will supposedly be updates all day long at the Daily Cal, if anyone's interested
Hopefully no more garbage cans will die in vain.
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Davis is all up-in-arms with the recent swastikas. Big news from the typical bike theft and bike traffic violations.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
This happens once every few years when teenagers get bored. And trust me, it’s REALLY easy to get bored as a teenager in Davis.
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.TIFF of scanned in jogger # from the Turkey Trot or else you were an entertained teenager in Davis.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Mar 4, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
or the craziness arround evil developers
and even more evil university development.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
UCSC update...
They are canceling most bus services (much needed to get on campus)… Faculty and students are attempting to passively block the entrances while serving punch and pie (could be other food and bev too)… Most classes were canceled or some rescheduled to the weekend (really?)… People are pissed over the noose written on the bathroom wall and pretty much everything the big bad regents are doing to the system…
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Punch and pie?
That sounds terrific.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
Noose in the bathroom? Really? ugh.
no cal bear? no care
by EchoOfSilence on Mar 4, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
Next update...
Blocking off entrance with giant slug shaped banner, lots of funny but off topic signs, and a toddler that has a shirt with “Yudof Suck My Bottle” painted on it.
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Pics of Protest

“Yudof can Suck my Bottle”

“Banana Slug Barricade”

“Reforest Corporate Universities?” I say no…
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Well UCSC actually connects to a state park, and there are redwoods everywhere, but this guy is mainly talking about the 10 or so trees that got cut down to build new science facilities (bio-engineering among other I believe)… They had tree sitters there for about the same amount of time as Cal… Both were equally stupid in their attempts…
I think he wants UCSC to demolish the new facilities that are making his degree worth more, because private companies donated money to build them, hence the “corporate universities”… not to uncommon down here, a lot of mislead (and frankly ignorant) santa cruz hipsters and hippies jump on to bandwagon causes w/o knowing much about them
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Large groups of people getting together efficiently to move resources – evil.
Large groups of people getting together efficiently to move resources with idealistic overtones – good.
Right?
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
Op-eds on the march
Matthew Senate discusses how people shouldn’t be hiding their privacy.
I think it is time to draw a line in the sand.
I think it is time to cast away masks and black clothing and lighters. I think it is time we learn from the Free Speech Movement and decisively step away from violence and destruction.
I say this as a young person, as a Californian, as a student who believes in public education.
Solidarity is essential for this struggle to succeed. The threat of division is perhaps the most immediate and potentially devastating to our movement for change.
However, we set no tone of justified protest when we adorn masks and all black to hide our identities, to secure our safety from identification. Many of us bathe in pools of privilege and to utilize these tools to covet our privilege is, to me, unjustifiable.
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The copy editor in me wants to smite this article
but the content is reasonable enough.
Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."
Jeff Schauer talks about the need to defend public education.
There is a march at the state capitol planned for 11 a.m., a rally in Oakland at 1 p.m. and many reasons to be at either location.
Any teacher knows that education isn’t something that comes cheaply. You can’t cut corners in what is one of the most labor-intensive but necessary and ambitious endeavors out there. Technology can aid but can never displace the need for a low teacher to student ratio. Bureaucracy, though an issue, is a minor one, and focusing on cutting costs plays into the hands of Republicans who are drooling at the prospect of hacking into the state’s budget. We must fund K-12 and higher education properly, and this means tax hikes at some stage, which in turn mean the repeal of Proposition 13.
Corporations have been blackmailing the public, threatening to leave the state if we raise taxes to fund education. We can call their bluff: other states will be taking similar action to sustain their own education systems; there is already considerable infrastructure in place that would make the threatened pull-out impractical; finally, it is in the interests of businesses to have a skilled, educated workforce. But pragmatic counter-arguments aside, we should not cave into threats against education’s ability to do moral good. The skills and lessons that education provides, and the central ideal of a properly-funded public education system—that children and students from all backgrounds learn on an equal footing and are treated the same-are the best antidotes to the inequalities of geography, class, race and opportunity that plague us. This is why access to the University of California, badly threatened by a view that sees the sky as the limit where fee hikes are concerned, is so important to defend.
I have spent 19 years in California’s public education system (six at the University of California), and feel as though I have been incredibly well-served by the experience. But now the students with whom I work at Cal and in Berkeley’s school district are facing formidable hurdles: the familiar specters of inequality that come from a chronically-underfunded system on the one hand; but also looming threats from a growing and powerful minority in our legislature and state who argue that public education is expendable, that the public good doesn’t matter, and that the idea of equality is irrelevant. March 4 provides an opportunity to go on the record saying that we don’t buy any of those ideas.
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Rally in downtown Oakland
On March 4, people around the state, indeed, around the world, will be participating in rallies, demonstrations, marches, teach-ins, strikes and more in support of funding for all of public education at K-12, community college, CSU and UC campuses. We hope that many UC Berkeley students, faculty and staff will “bring the war back home” and show support for and solidarity with the local community in the East Bay by joining the rally in downtown Oakland at Frank Ogawa Plaza (in front of Oakland City Hall, 14 & Broadway, from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.)
While we in the UC system naturally think first of keeping our university affordable for Californians, we must remember that our freshmen have been shaped by twelve previous years of schooling. If California’s schoolchildren have been cheated out of quality primary and secondary schooling, their chance to successfully complete their college education is diminished. All of us at the university need to demonstrate our understanding that underfunding of education is not just a university level issue, but one that is at crisis levels throughout the educational system. Here is an enormous chance for the UC community to show its concern for the children in the state’s beleaguered public schools.
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Ricardo Gomez invokes Gandhi's non-violence dictums
Mahatma Gandhi applied the idea of ahimsa, or doing no harm and avoiding violence, to the political and social realms, crafting a philosophy of nonviolent, civilly disobedient resistance. In light of the violence of last week, and with March 4 before us, we must reflect on the idea of violence.
I witnessed the incident on Telegraph Avenue last Thursday, and it was undoubtedly violent and fits into what most people’s conception of violence is.
But physical violence and major property destruction are not the only forms of violence.
Structural violence, the most widespread and destructive form of violence, is perpetrated systemically against the people by those who have power (politicians, administrators, etc.) in the form of policy and ideology.
When families are forced to live in hunger and without healthcare as a result of cuts to social programs, that is a form of violence. When environmental regulations are scaled back and tens of thousands of air pollution-related deaths result, that is violence. When higher education is cut and prison spending increases, resulting in ruined futures, that is violence. When all of us see this happening, but go on as if nothing’s happened, that is violence.
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Structural violence, the most widespread and destructive form of violence, is perpetrated systemically against the people by those who have power
At the risk of seeming crude… what a retarded argument.
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If you don’t shut up, I’m going to be structural violent against you!!!!!!
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Well, I suppose it depends on how you view accumulation of capital / wealth, and redistribution of same. You could make the argument that establishing a minimum wage, basic social services for the poor, etc., is something that is helpful to the poor… or you could make the argument that those policies formalize a base degree of, if not poverty, scarcity, for a certain percentage of the population, to the general benefit of those further up the economic pyramid.
If you take this view, then it’s startling to see right-wing politicians remain so hostile to those benefits – it’s buying a degree of social stability and wage cost control which largely ensure that the existing order is minimally disturbed, which is to the benefit of the wealthier members of society.
To the extent that someone believes that social programs are a cap on redistribution, then sure, they could view that as an attack on the interests of the poor.
They minimize the threat of revolution buy cheaply buying off the masses.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
I thought I read an article about this idea recently, but I can’t find it.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
The concept of “structural violence”, as stated in the article, is nonsense.
I understand your point, though.
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I just paid OW taxes OW and there are OW OUCH GOD potholes in my OW road god OW SHIT this violence hurts OW!!! so much!!
CGB: Preventing the rest of the Cal blogosphere from getting press passes since 2006.
West Grand Ave.
Has done so much structural damage to my car. When I drive it now, I look like I’m warming up my tires at Indy just avoiding the potholes.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
regular Grand Ave, with the exception of the part they just paved between Harrison + 580, is just as bad.
CGB: Preventing the rest of the Cal blogosphere from getting press passes since 2006.
I don’t think so, dozens of potholes 2 feet by 4 feet by 6 inches deep? These things are killers
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
There was a giant pothole on 92 near 880 a few weeks ago that must have disabled at least a couple dozen cars over the course of 3 days or so. Every time I drove by there were at least 4 or 5 cars on the side of the road just beyond it.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Jesus fucking christ what a lame article. Great. And I’m sure this kid is a “leader of tomorrow” or some BS in his deluded brain.
CGB: Preventing the rest of the Cal blogosphere from getting press passes since 2006.
Humanities major stringing together meaningless nonsensical words on paper? I don’t believe!
/surprised face
Experts say hike fees help the poor though
Demonstrations will erupt across California today as students protest the soaring cost of education — but the fury overlooks the fact that fee increases actually help poorer students by providing more money for financial aid.
The state of California is no longer subsidizing every college student’s education. Instead, students whose families earn at least $70,000 per year are footing more of the bill, making it possible for students whose families earn less to pay no tuition at all.
The new “high tuition, high aid” model represents a profound shift that has taken root as California universities make good on a promise to accommodate every qualified student — even as the state faces year after year of billion-dollar deficits. Many experts say that without new taxes, there’s no going back to free school for everyone.
That’s bad news for students whose families earn more than $70,000 per year and will pay up to 30 percent more in tuition this year compared with last. About one-third of recent fee increases at the schools in the University of California and California State University systems go toward expansion of aid programs. The rest of the fee increases go toward instruction and student services.
Striking students disagree with the analysis. “This argument is not supported empirically,” said UC-Santa Cruz graduate student Erin Ellison. “Research shows that applications from students of color decrease when tuition goes up. There is sticker shock, and they don’t believe the promise of support. It is very limiting.”
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experts are wrong
families earn at least $70,000 per year
That’s $35k per parent pre-tax. Subtracting out tuition/“fees”, the reasonable price of an upholstered closet in Berkeley, and the cost of one parking permit to be filled in with pencil and used for 4 years, they should do just fine so long as they can live in a tent and don’t eat too often.
By junior year they’ll have impoverished themselves enough to get full ride scholarships!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions
nothing
A nice pile of nondischargeable debt to attend a public university will be a great preparation for graduate school.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
I'm as much against the ridiculous student loan industry as the next guy BUT come on
natteringabob, some sacrifice can be expected to be made to attend school. Unfortunately, we dont all come from wealthy families, myself included, BUT I think you need to stop asking for so many hand outs, don’t you think? Free ride for all?
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
I was visiting relatives in Scotland maybe 10 years ago when it was announced that there would be fees charged to go to university. My aunt was outraged, this was the beginning of the end, social exclusion, etc., etc. I asked what outrageous sums we were talking about, it was maybe the equivalent of $4500 for the year. I had a hard time looking sympathetic.
Now that I’ve found the right key combination, it was about £3000 for the year – may have gone up since then, I don’t know.
It is actually cheaper for me to go abroad for grad school than it would have been to stay in-state. Though, the academic rigor is different, and by different I mean less, it requires the student to be more self-motivated and independant.
I looked into it and found it to be about equivalent with conversion rates, moving/living expenses, even given that a lot of UK schools do my program in one year, while I am in a 2 year program.
“Though, the academic rigor is different, and by different I mean less” I find this difficult to conceive of but I am in a private program that emphasizes ‘support’.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
Nope, still £3000. I had to bite my tongue HARD when that was all blowing up. I got in many a ‘discussion’ with friends over how actually paying a nominal sum for higher education might make them value it a bit more.
you're right
I should stop asking for free ride handouts for everyone. My bad.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
THERE ARE 177 ELEMENTS?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! When did this happen?
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I don't think it did
but 60 more elements might just leave room for Stanfurdium. And Utahium and Brigham Youngium and the rest of the Pac-60.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
I look forward to enjoying the Pac’s newest element WestVirginium
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Its full name is deadly sulphur coal
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
That’s funny, all those commercials during the Olympics suggested that it was clean-burning-all-American-anti Ayrab-we’re number one forever-coal.
That’s its DBA name or “branding”. Actual name is still deadly sulphur coal
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
It’s not apples to apples, but SC manages to fund a lot of students out of high tuition rates. When I was there, the median family income of students was lower at SC than at UCLA. That might say something about the capacity of UCLA parents to be rational utility maximizers, but it also says “middle class ripoff” of the system.
Cal to implement waitlists for frosh admits
For the first time in UC Berkeley’s history, campus officials will use waitlists for fall 2010 freshman admissions in order to allow more flexibility in meeting enrollment targets.
According to campus spokesperson Janet Gilmore, approximately 200 students will be waitlisted when admissions decisions are released.
“We will not know the number of admits from the waitlist until after May 1—after we receive statements of intent to register from students offered admission March 25,” Gilmore said in an e-mail.
The UC Board of Regents had previously announced after a Jan. 21 meeting that waitlists for incoming freshmen could be adopted for fall 2010 at the discretion of individual campuses.
Gilmore did not specify when UC Berkeley made the decision to implement the waitlist.
UC officials said waitlists are intended to allow for enrollment adjustments because enrollment figures may change due to uncertainty over state funding.
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Best fast food burger in America?
Here’s a cool map giving you the distribution of chains. Go here for bigger image.

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Flagged! No Fatburger, In-N-Out or Tommy’s.
Also, no Chick-Fil-A.
(Also, for texans, there is no way in hell that What-A-Burger is in any way equivalent to In-N-Out)
I’m not a huge fan of In-N-Out, its good but not life changing great like everyone seems to think. Mrs Fire Starkey disagrees though, she thinks its “divert your roadtrip 60 miles out of your way for shitty scenery” great.
That said, Whataburger is good but nothing special.
Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!
I have a controversial opinion.
I think In N Out was better when it was only Southern California only .. . and drive-in only.
Agree with Powe the Showe on this one. Expansion has diminished the tastiness of In N Out.
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions
Without any support to this statement, it’s highly illogical.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
Theoretically, with identical supplies for norcal/socal, the overall quality could still be affected if the pimply-faced adolescents up north just aren’t as competent at slinging grease as their socal counterparts. The implications sadden me.
But there is no evidence or explanation for the regional grease-slinging skill differential theory.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
I knew some kids who worked the Pinole In-N-Out, seemed like nice people.
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Is it true that one must be born again christian to work there? Or is that just a rumor?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Didn’t seem to stop the one girl I knew who both worked there and whom I knew wasn’t Christian. But, granted, its a small sample size.
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If you read the book...
The story of In-N-Out was the story of being in the right place at the right time and the recipe for success that they used. Sometime in the last 10 years… the son of the original founder (who was a vocal christian – and started the practice of putting bible references in the bottom of the drink cups) died in a place crash on SoCal along with 2-3 of the other big dogs…. Drug addicted brother who took over the business after the older brother died subsequently died of a Vicodin overdose a few years later; and mom is now in charge of the business. Now an uninvolved grand-daughter is set to inherit the whole mess when she dies… not surprisingly, the whole thing has gone downhill in the last couple of years… its a testament to the In-N-Out management team that it hasn’t gone completely in the crapper
Sorry for Lack of Reference...
The book’s title is long, but it starts with: “In-N-Out: A Behind the Counter Look at the Fast-food Chain….” If you search for In-N-Out book, it should come up near the top.
More infos
The Famous In-N-Out Burger: On the Outs?
NEARY: Well, what would be so bad about it becoming national if – nationwide – if it’s such a good, such a good burger?
Ms. LUNA: The Snyders, and Esther, were apparently against national growth because they didn’t think they could serve up the quality that they have become known for.
Mark Taylor, who now is the president of the company, has said that they have one distribution center. And they are limited in the amount that they can distribute their fresh meats.
The reason why the burger tastes so good is from hoof to mouth you get that burger in under five days, which is pretty amazing in terms of freshness.
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Eh, nothing’s frozen, even today, because every store is within like 5 hours of their distributor in Barstow (I think Barstow). I dispute your opinion.
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I’m getting conflicting reports from the googles. One says their distribution center is in Baldwin Park, another says it is near Tracy, but is moving to a larger nearby hwy 120 + hwy 5 industrial park. Suppliers are certainly from the Central Valley (and probably Mejico in winter) but I think all the produce goes to a processing plant, then the distribution center. It’s not like individual franchises are gonna get dirt and pesticide coated tomatoes and potatoes…
Anyway, they’re also expanding to one city in Utah, it seems!:
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Whataburger is very good drunk food. Fries and gravy … drool …
I like In-N-Out better in CA, but it’d be weird in Texas.
Just a cultural hangup. While it’s not true, I think of In-N-Out as being a healthy and fresh burger joint, which I also associate with California. Whereas for Texas I think of places like Whataburger, Sonic, Dairy Queen, etc. — tasty, but definitely not good for you.
It’s not healthy.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
That’s like saying that getting junkpunched is a good thing… compared to getting shot in the face.
Yes, it’s a tasty and fresh burger and I’d much rather have an In ‘n Out burger than a Big Mac, but let’s not call it “healthy”.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
how does this relate to PSoCY?
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
damn Texas loves Sonic!
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--Coach Clark
I don't get it
Is there a McD’s in the Bonneville salt flats and the Okefenokee?
Also, I think Sonic barfed on Arkansas. No wonder their baseball team took a road trip out here.
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Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
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by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t get this map – are they suggesting that there are more Sonic’s in Texas than McDonald’s – cause I just don’t think that is true.
This chart makes more sense.
http://www.weathersealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/alliance.jpg
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If you want a faithful man, go for the boys with the degrees
Smart men are less likely than dumb ones to cheat on their partners, according to a British study that was reported in the Daily Telegraph. Unlikely to surprise Elin Nordegren or the legions of other wives whose husbands have strayed, the research showed that men with lower IQs are less likely to remain monogamous than those with higher IQs.
Satoshi Kanazawa of the London School of Economics and Political Science, who wrote a paper in the March edition of Social Psychology Quarterly, according to the Telegraph, theorized that the male link between monogamy and intelligence had its roots in evolutionary development.
He called sexual exclusivity an "evolutionary novel" quality that would not have benefited early man, who was hardwired for promiscuity. Today’s world doesn’t give any evolutionary advantage to men with multiple sexual partners, reported the Daily Telegraph. But only smart guys are able to cast off the psychological baggage and assume new behaviors.
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I’m guessing they didn’t really relate powerful people into the equation, in which case anything goes.
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Flagged! Tiger Woods has no higher education degree.
by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 6:05 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
So true
Flagging totes appropriate.
Not only that, he didn’t even attend classes at a rigorous institution of higher learning. What was I thinking?
I am a Vereenian.
maybe he lost his crayons
he would’ve flunked coloring inside the lines anyways.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions
even he knew enough
to leave Stanfurd early rather than be saddled with paper from them.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions
If you get a good man who is reliable and smart enough for a well paying but doesn’t want a powerful job, it opens up opportunities for you to be the powerful one.
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Rags totally confirmed this strategy at CGBHH. :)
I don’t agree though that men in general are threatened by women’s success. Not that you said that but it seemed the next logical extension of the conversation.
Some are, but others are just praying their wives start making huge cash so they can retire and play golf all day
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Bingo. Avi Baby, that's was my initial thought as well.
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 4, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
I love that this study was done in England, where the cheating rates (at least in London, if the people I know are anything like a representative sample) probably look something like:
Dumb people = 100%
Smart people = 99%
10 sexiest catfights in movie history
List is below. Click on the link for the vids and the pics (maybe NSFW. Depends on how prudish your boss is.)
10 Amanda Bynes Vs. Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Love Wrecked)
9 Beyonce Vs. Ali Larter (Obsessed)
8 Sharon Stone Vs. Rachel Ticotin (Total Recall)
7 Denise Richards Vs. Aunjanue Ellis (Undercover Brother)
6 Charlize Theron And Teri Hatcher Have A Spandex Catfight (2 Days In The Valley)
5 Beatrix Kiddo Vs. Gogo Yubari (Kill Bill Vol. 1)
4 Cladia Cardinale Vs. Brigitte Bardot (The Legend Of Frenchie King)
3 Pam Grier Vs. Some White Chick (The Big Dollhouse)
2 Holly Valance Vs. Sarah Carter (DOA: Dead Or Alive)
1 Raquel Welch Vs. Martine Beswick (One Million Years B.C.)
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/updates Netflix queue
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions
A Not Completely Unrelated Topic
Black Swan: Natalie Portman and Mila Klunis, full-nudity girl-girl scene.
wait what
I might have to sign up for Netflix just for this.
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What about those two chicks in Airplane!?
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Futbol fans: US loses to Dutch Crunch
Anyone see this? Thoughts and analysis? Does this mean nothing?
DaMarcus Beasley may have boosted his World Cup chances. Jonathan Bornstein and Robbie Findlay did nothing to help theirs. And Stuart Holden joined the long U.S. injured list.
The United States fell flat in Europe once again, losing to the third-ranked Netherlands 2-1 Wednesday night in the Americans’ last match before coach Bob Bradley picks his World Cup roster.
“We had some moments in the first half that were OK, but I don’t think we put enough pressure on them,” said U.S. midfielder Landon Donovan, who hardly touched the ball. “It took us too long in the second half before we made some real plays.”
Dirk Kuyt converted a penalty kick in the 40th minute after Bornstein pulled on Wesley Sneijder’s arm in the penalty area. Kuyt sent his kick to the right of goalkeeper Tim Howard, who dived the other way.
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Bornstein was super sloppy on the backline. Aside from the two goals that he was responsible for, he almost gave up another two. I think DMB played his way back in to the team based on this performance – it was worrying that Donovan was completely taken out of the game.
Also, the tendency of the US to clear balls out of the backfield instead of pass the ball out- well, we’re not going to fix that between now and June, but for the US to make a step up from a decent footballing nation to an elite one, we’re going to have to figure out how to build an attack out of the backfield instead of just trying for longballs, set-pieces, pressure and counter-attacking.
The Dutch are one of the best teams in the world, I thought we stayed compact, kept our shape and aside from Bornstein fuckig up disrupted the Dutch passing game quite well.
I think missing Gooch, Dempsey and losing Holden to injury really hurt – we’re not very deep. I’m satisfied with the result – I mean the goal for round 1 is 2-1 and advancing.
Yeah, thge US is thinnnnnnnnnnnnnn and Bornstein is absolute dogshit. Kind of surprised that Castillo hasn’t gotten more of a look at LB but I think Bradley must have a man crush on Bornstein or something.
Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!
I’m a little disappointed that Castillo and Jones (from Germany) aren’t going to have a chance to show what they can do. I mean, Tom Dooley!
Also, the tendency of the US to clear balls out of the backfield instead of pass the ball out-
That’s what you get with DeMerit (and Onyewu) — aerial dominance, but a tendency to boot the ball to midfield instead of building up sequence. I actually thought Boca + DeMerit did well. Anyway, DMB did well enough that I don’t think we missed Holden, but it would’ve been nice to see two solid wingers at the same time instead of just one plus the Landon’s disappearing act.
I would think that DeMerit playing in the EPL (or Championship) would get out of that habit by now. Gooch being hurt really hurt the Nats, since a year under the tutalege of the AC Milan defenders would have turned him into a complete back instead of a physically dominating presence only.
I think our best chance to win puts our back 4 as Dolo, Gooch, DeMerit and Spector.
I watched about the first 40 minutes today, and I though the US was holding shape defensively okay, but by all accounts Bornstein’s moments of weakness certainly underline why it’s so important that they do hold their shape.
Having had an increase in my opinion of Donovan during his stint at Everton, I’m prepared to say that his disappearance may not be all his fault. He’s not a Xavi or a Fabregas, he doesn’t control the field – but he can get into space and is a good passer, so he needs someone who can keep and be an outlet. That combination he did with Davies for the goal against Brazil was one of the slickest fast counter attacks I have seen in some time, and that kind of support is why he’s doing well for Everton. So perhaps if Beasley is somewhat rehabilitated – not physically, but mentally – that might be a productive partnership.
I saw a good chunk of the second half, including the second Dutch goal and the US goal, and I thought it looked pretty sloppy on both sides. Not a lot of coordinated attacking, and lots of turnovers. The US set piece where they scored their lone goal was well-executed though.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
Lane Kiffin hiring the pros
USC will hire John Baxter, a longtime Fresno State assistant coach, as the Trojans’ special teams coordinator, a source told ESPN The Magazine’s Bruce Feldman.
Former Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin, hired by USC in January to replace Pete Carroll, continues to build his staff. Since coming aboard, Kiffin has hired James Cregg away from the Vols to be offensive line coach and Joe Barry away from the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers to be linebackers coach.
Kiffin has yet to hire an offensive coordinator.
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Bill Simmons argues Tiger's comeback more difficult than Ali
Interesting read, whether you agree or disagree with the premise.
Winning his wife back will require significant effort — certainly more than Tiger spent on his family pre-Thanksgiving. Ali, Jordan, Tiger pre-2010 … part of what made them great was that they weren’t family men. Families were just another thing they owned, no different from cars, houses or whatever. Everything was compartmentalized, and nothing was allowed to affect the overall brand. The brand came first. Always. Because Tiger appears to be serious about keeping his family intact, how could that not affect his golf routine to some degree? And what about dealing with the day-to-day stuff any philandering husband faces while trying to win back a wife battling trust issues?
Why didn’t you answer when I called? Why does your BlackBerry have a password again? Who’s going on this trip with you?
When Ali’s second marriage finally fell apart while he was training for the George Foreman fight in Zaire, he simply fell for someone else (the beautiful Veronica Porsche, who later dumped him right around when the Parkinson’s started kicking in) and dumped his dutiful wife, Belinda. (Brutally, actually. She heard about him squiring around with someone else, then flew across the world to confront him. Didn’t work.) Ali ended up winning the two biggest fights of his career in succession: Foreman and the third Joe Frazier fight. He didn’t care about hurting his brand; if anything, the media in Zaire covered up the love triangle. Had he been more worried about his brand, losing everything he had, keeping his family together and rehabbing his public image, wouldn’t that have affected his performances in the Foreman and Frazier fights at least a little?
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"Investigative Reports"
That’s a song by GZA featuring Ghostface Killah, Raekwon and U-God from the Liquid Swords album.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 4, 2010 6:15 AM PST reply actions
Liquid Swords – I think probably a top 5 Wu album – Enter the 36, Fishscale, Ironman, Supreme Clientele, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx – oooh, maybe number 6.
Raekwon
He’s my favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan and I’d have to say that Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… is a classic by itself and is up there with Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers). I think both of those albums could be on a list of the greatest seven or eight albums in hip hop history.
Plus, he was on “C.R.E.A.M.” and I loved his verse on “Protect Ya Neck” with the Arnold Schwarzenegger line.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 4, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions
Davis students = Tools
An oft-hated slang word coined in Northern California has been proposed as a worthy entry into the field of scientific measurement when calculating enormous numbers.
Austin Sendek, a physics student at UC Davis, wants the number of 10 to the 27th power — a trillion trillions — to officially become “hella” big.
Along the lines of using the “kilo” prefix for kilometers or “giga” for gigabyte, Sendek is petitioning the International System of Units (SI) to use the term “hella” to describe really, really big measurements; such as the size of the universe.
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I’m torn between wanting to punch Austin in the face and wanting to kick him in the groin.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I hell of a lot of like the band Hella.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Bravo, since97. The only problem is that I have yet to do that DBD on the plaid seersucker jacket from Bergdorf Goodman, so people won’t get that ref. I’ll do it soon enough, tho. Then, they’ll know te power and te glory.
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I thought you had debit card fail?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You couldn’t outdress me on the outdressiest day of your life with an electric outdressing machine!
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This is something I can potentially get behind. Tell me the rules and lets see who can outdress who.
You are going to be so mad when I show up in a plaid seersucker body suit.
MIght I suggest a rule: leather and lace only.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
I refer you to Rule # 2
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
In the spirit of competition, you may bring your girlfriends to participate. Tie breaker is a pillow fight and/or wrestling.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
said the dewd who spends 23 hours a day blogging HARD
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Believe me, I’ve taken on people much stronger than you and held my own. Another Banana Republic pantsuit isn’t going to cut it.
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Rule # 2: Twist cannot participate
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
Rule #3: Grape Smugglers are a requirement
I inspire since1997! Nothing else matters so World, you can suck it!
good name for a band
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve heard of Lane Bryant.
OH ZHANG!
PS JK!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Just a skoosh of coffee came out of my nose on that one
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
Now, I feel bad. I already was a huge dick to CalBear81 yesterday. Now, since97 probably hats me. Up next, I ovarypunch Scootie. I am truly a terrible, terrible person. I need help
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Yes, you are a terrible person. But keep up the ZHANGers
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
Also, being the moderator of a Cal blog when you’ve secretly been a Furd fan your whole life.
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Just because I wanted to go so bad I applied early decision and really fucking love their band doesn’t mean I’m a secret Furd fan!
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Just because I wanted to go so bad
Flagged.
I applied early decision
Flagerific.
and really fucking love their band
SUPER FLAGTASTIC.
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really fucking love their band
I am disgusted beyond words.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Dude, didn’t you see my post on this last fall?
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Thankfully I had not seen it. You are a terrible human being.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
In all facets of my life, my greatest skill seems to be my ability to push people away from me.
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If you want me to restrain him, I’ll give him the wrong link to the DBD tomorrow. He can go harassing the women of Golden State of Mind. He doesn’t know how to use the Internet.
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Recently another lawyer friend told me that there are laws against defaming pregnant women, so watch yourself around me.
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There are laws against defaming people. Preggers are included within the people category, so what your friend said is true.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
oh, right. But, the important question is whether aardvarks are mammals. .
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No, you may defame aardvarks as much as you wish
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve been retained by the Aardvark Anti-Defamation League, and my client demands a retraction.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
I forgot to mention my earlier advice didn’t apply in the crazy 9th Circuit.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
Aardvarks killed my father and raped my mother.
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Those were Oedipusvarks
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
lol rec’d
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
Miller on Cal’s strength and weakness
Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!
O-line? Really Ted? Want to watch the gamefilm again?
Running back is our strength every year. Book it, mark it.
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Mark it where? I have a yellow legal pad I could mark it on. Is that the one you want me to mark it on?
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Here is a direct link to the post instead of Fire Starkey’s link which goes generally to Miller’s site:
Strong: Offensive line
Why it’s a strength: There isn’t an area of the 2010 Bears that will blow you away, but the offensive line welcomes back five guys who’ve started at least seven games, as well as a couple of quality backups, though it was a hit when veteran guard Mark Boskovich opted to graduate instead of use his final year of eligibility. Donovan Edwards (seven starts) is the most likely candidate to fill a void at one of the tackle spots. The health of talented guard Matt Summers-Gavin is an issue after a shoulder injury and concussion limited him to eight starts in 2009. As a group, the Bears were better run-blockers (third in the Pac-10 in rushing) than pass-blockers (31 sacks surrendered) in 2010. The latter often improves with experience and continuity. If the unit stays healthy, it could be one of the stronger crews in the conference.
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NETS FEVER!
Now treatable with antibiotics.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Not covered under my health insurance
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by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
Wow!
A recreation of the Detroit Christmas day bomb attempts suggest the plane’s hull would not have been breached. Of course, this experiment says nothing about what would have happened to the passengers inside the plane, or what impact the difference in exterior air pressure would have caused.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8548021.stm
Its worth it just to see the plane’s exterior absorb the energy.
I think there are a few flaws with that test, though:
1) The hull wasn’t pressurized like flight 253 would’ve been since it was in the air and not on the ground
2) They used a Boeing 747 instead of an Airbus A330 for the test
3) The bomber was seated above the fuel tank, hoping to ignite it; was there fuel in the 747?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Nothing’s done right until it’s done in Alameda.
by turkey on Mar 4, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Does it look like the rivets fail during the blast? I think that would be the biggest issue, in that the primary explosion might not bring down the plane but losing a large part of the fuselage due to high speeds and pressure will.
true fact: my dad was head of manufacturing for Briles Rivets in SoCal (now closed…). Rivets are incredibly important and their design can literally make or break a plane.
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See the 787 wing box repairs.
I’m not sure if rivets are involved, but I imagine it’s the same general idea.
Agreed. You’ve probably read it, but there was a NYT article a couple of years ago about how rivets caused the Titanic to sink way faster than designed.
Hay guys can I do the DBD for tomorrow?
I promise it won’t be nerdy, dorky, or whatever other stereotype you can think of.
In other words, Go Bears!
Great… now I have Kesha stuck in my head… thanks since1997
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
I’m just trying to get a little ttttiiiiiiiippppsssssyyyyyyy
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
it sounds like both!!!
also, throughout the song she conditions you to end up singing:
now the party don’t STOP til i walk in. since you say stop like 4 times before you get to that line.
The cast of Jersey Shore was at a Nets game a few weeks ago. They got booed when they were put on the Jumbotron.
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by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Would you slap him if he got too drunk?
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Let royrules have his fun! But rr you gotta get it up late late at night or early early
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If it’s not up by 6 am, I’ll post a DBD dedicated solely to how many drinks I will consume and how many women I will hit on this upcoming weekend.
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Hey lawyers quick question...
… what is a starting salary for someone who’s fresh out of law school? A friend just texted me this question but I have no clue.
In other words, Go Bears!
University of South Dakota Law School - Not a Good Investment!
Bet you won’t be seeing that tagline on campus.
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by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
kids who go to yale and work for the 9th circuit court judge or whatever probably drag down the average.
HOW DARE PEOPLE GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY?!?!?!?!?!?
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WE’RE #5! WE’RE #5! Well, I am and I am not.
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Thanks Oski I went to Virginia and not to Ohio Northern
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I interviewed a 2L from Ohio Northern Law School once. When I asked her about her hobbies/interests, she told me she was a belly dancer. First and only time I have heard that from an interviewee.
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What a great opportunity to say “I don’t believe you, prove it”
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
So, you didn’t assess whether she REALLY wanted the job? That’s just poor interviewing technique.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds like you are declaring Ohio Bear Sanchez. Perhaps you should rethink who costs are assessed against.
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Don’t you ask me to reassess my assessment
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
So what do you call someone that’s done with their 2nd year but not yet taken their bar?
In other words, Go Bears!
Actually, you take the bar after your 3rd year (i.e., 3L). I don’t remember a standard term for those people, except maybe “prebar.”
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what’s the term for those people:
- After taking the bar
- Before getting scores
- Looking for work they may not be qualified for
FML?
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Follow up question:
PSoCY?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Virginia is higher than Harvard on that list!
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Virginia is for lawyers?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
lulz
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Meaning royrules made the wrong decision to go work for Microsoft?
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To be fair I only went to college for three years as opposed to what 6 years, plus studying for bar, etc.
In other words, Go Bears!
The goal of college is to leave as quickly as possible? I’m doing this wrong!
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Not necessarily. Though 6 years is a lot. I’m more referring to the fact that the college loan debt builds up
In other words, Go Bears!
I did 9 years. Never again will I voluntarily set foot in a classroom.
3.5 years at College of Marin (Directionless youth FTW!)
2.5 years at Texas
3 years at St. Edwards (MBA)
Blech.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Oh sure but if you had told me I was going to be on campus for 9 frickin’ years when I was 18, I would have punched you in the face.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
To be fair...
To get a law degree, all you really need is:
1. Tuition money; and
2. A pulse.
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Uh, also to be super awesome, right?
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But will any old law degree get you a well paid job? I’d say you need a lot more to get into Boalt or something similar.
Now if you wanted to go to South Dakota that’s a different story
In other words, Go Bears!
Good point. No, “any old law degree” probably won’t. The high paying firms generally like to hire from the better schools. And the elite of the elite schools get the great gigs like US Court of Appeals or US Supreme Court clerkshps, which can then be parlayed into high paying jobs in the private sector.
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What if you go to a 3rd tier law school and have a mediocre resume
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I hear that you can be quitesuccessfulvoluminous at blogging
fixed
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
I bet
South Dakota looks a lot better considering cost of living. I also suspect their employment rate is pretty good.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
no
but it might be offset by whatever they charge for three years of USD (not Toreros) law school.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
I’m going to take a guess here and say that the difference in CoL between Chicago and SD is about $25k. And tuition difference of maybe $40k. $35k + $65k = $110k, still less than what you might make from Chicago.
In other words, Go Bears!
I'm sure
I had a friend that worked in SD for a short time, and I remember being shocked at how much (effectively) they were getting paid. I recall the tax burden being pretty preferential too. It’s not Chicago, but that IIT-Kent number looks nuts.
Of course, there’s no weather column either, in which case SD should be about 565.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
MSFT actually has a pretty good starting package for MBAs so it’s comparable.
1 year of tuition paid for (~$35-$40K)
$110-125K starting salary
Free top of the line healthcare
Moving allowance
Hey I avoided asking this question to you because it’s an assholish thing to do, and now you’re asking?! (not that I care)
In other words, Go Bears!
No, I was not seriously asking. I was joking asking. You can note by the ?!?!?!?! as compared to a ?. So, I was hoping for a non-serious response. FAIL.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
MSFT is a little ridiculous when it comes to treating their employees right (and it’s the smart decision).
If only banks took care of us.
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Don’t worry, that’s what the federal government is for.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
I love the benefits. Especially w.r.t to healthcare. I mean when I got the swine flu I got a doctor to come to my home (granted she came at 2am) and it was fully paid for!
The coolest part is that if we’re sick we get free grocery and medical deliveries straight to our home.
In other words, Go Bears!
Its less when you consider two things:
1. The hours you work
2. The monthly loan payments
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I prefer to call them mini-oskis
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
There’s a salary? I thought it was more like indentured servitude.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
From Theo Robertson's chat
[Comment From Bill Bill: ]
What’s coach Montgomery like in practice? Is he fun, does he joke with the players? Does he make you guys listen to Captain and TaNelle songs and other music from the 70s? ;-) We’re going to miss you Theo.
Thursday March 4, 2010 11:21 Bill
11:23Theo Robertson:
Coach Montgomery at practice is really involved. He likes to throw around a lot of jokes that are before all of our time. So I think it’s funny to Coach Montgomery and Jay John. The guys are kind of confused about what he’s saying.
Don’t have the link, can anyone post it and give the highlights of the chat?
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Protest updates
11:53 a.m.
About 400 people are demonstrating at the intersection of Bancroft Way and Telegraph Avenue singing “Don’t Stop Believing” by the band Journey.
11:48 a.m.
About 200 people are currently protesting and dancing at the intersection of Bancroft Way and Telegraph Avenue, blocking seven cars and two buses.
Protesters have moved away from Sather Gate and are marching towards the intersection.
11:42 a.m.
About 35 people are marching west from Boalt Hall on Bancroft Way and impeding traffic. One individual is carrying a sign, “Berkeley Law – We Object.” One police officer on a motorcycle is following the group and another police officer on a motorcycle is in front of the group.
11:40 a.m.
About 25 Boalt Hall School of Law students are rallying around Boalt Hall to gather people to go to Upper Sproul Plaza.
11:23 a.m.
About seven members from the Muslim Student Association are protesting at Sather Gate with other student groups including a Chicano group Mechxa de UCB.
11:16 a.m.
A group of individuals calling themselves SCAB (Strategic Counteractivism Brigade) are staging a mock protest in front of Sather Gate. The individuals are holding several signs, one of which reads, “Diversify Your Portfolio, Not Your Student Body,” and saying “I am compliant, please privatize me university.”
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Is SCAB the parody arm of this protest or are they protesting the protest?
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aren't they
a performance art-type group? I thought I saw an article in the Comical or somewhere recently.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Another update
Two individuals were throwing water balloons at the protesters. UCPD asked the individuals to stop.
The crowd at the intersection dispersed briefly to allow the buses to go through.
A group of 10 people from Tohoku University and Hosei University in Japan, among other locales, are protesting with students at UC Berkeley for international solidarity.
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OK, it's getting bonkers...
CNN just reported, allegedly live, that some protesters have now broken away from the main UC HQ protest and are hanging out on 980, in the middle of the freeway, at rush hour, while traffic majorly backs up behind them. Some rocket scientist, about to be arrested, decided it would be smarter to jump off the freeway to escape instead. Predictable results.
All lanes of Interstate-880 in downtown Oakland were shut down temporarily in the middle of rush hour after a splinter group of people protesting cuts to education entered the highway just before 5 p.m.
The shutdown occurred shortly after a peaceful rally at Oakland City Hall. Some of the demonstrators – who reached the freeway on an exit ramp – were chased and tackled by police officers in riot gear. Many wore black and identified themselves as anarchists. They chanted “No justice, no peace.”
Officers marched the protesters off the highway’s Jackson Street offramp and began to reopen lanes at about 5:30 p.m. But traffic backed up for miles in all directions, the California Highway Patrol said.
One protester was taken away in an ambulance after either falling or jumping from the freeway onto a tree and a roadway about 25 feet below, police and witnesses said. The person’s condition was unknown
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/04/BAC41CAAM1.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0hGQUZkH2
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Well, that's more like the Berkeley the rest of the country knows and hates
Still, pretty tame here at the Berk.
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ESPN has been covering the anniversary of Hank Gathers death all day. Interesting to learn more about that team, rather than just the death and the tournament run.
Gathers had already lead the NCAA in scoring and rebounding once, and scored 48 against Shaq that year (in a loss). Then of course they scored 149 against Michigan in the tournament.
I remember watching that LMU/Michigan game on TV. It was a 2nd round game, I believe, at the Long Beach Arena. Michigan was the defending national champ. It was just unbelievably high scoring. Michigan scored 115 points and LOST BADLY.
I am a Vereenian.
And then after beating Alabama, LMU got the same treatment against UNLV 131-101. But that UNLV team is among the best college teams ever. I was slightly too young to remember that tournament, but the media could barely handle Davidson a couple years back. If LMU did that today, the media would have to invent a longer day to have enough time to gush about it.
by Tedfordisgod on Mar 4, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
That year, Cal and the Pac-10 hosted the West Regional at the Oakland Coliseum. The Sweet 16 games were good games. The Bama/LMU game was a 2-point game, I think. And, incredibly, so was UNLV’s Sweet 16 game against Ball State (then coached by Rick Majerus). UNLV escaped with a win and then blew out LMU to get to the Final Four. UNLV beat GA Tech (which had Kenny Anderson) in the Final Four (don’t remember if that was a lcose game) and then blew out Duke by 30 in the final.
I am a Vereenian.
That was the year I won the office mega-pool by somehow correctly picking 15 of the 16 sweet 16, and all 8 of the elite eight. Some dude accused me of only picking UNLV to win because I liked their uniforms, and I had to set him straight. “Dude, they wear RED. Get a grip.”
Agree, LMU was totally en fuego in that game. Definitely a memorable one.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
I remember exactly where I was when Hank Gathers died. Listening to the Lakers game – Chick Hearn broke the news and his voice cracked.
I remember crying.
I’m sure the 30 for 30 is going to be a tear-jerker. They played a clip on GameDay this past weekend, in which Paul Westhead looked absolutely haunted by it, still. It’s called The Guru of Go, debuts April 3rd on ABC. I haven’t been aware of any of the others being on ABC thus far, but I may just have missed them.
In-n-Out isn’t the only secret menu out there:
http://www.couponsherpa.com/ask-coupon-sherpa/secret-restaurant-menus-revealed/
That last one is just wrong. I’m pretty enthusiastic about hamburgers, but that’s a colon-blocking nightmare if ever I saw one.
I want my buns to have integrity. I dont need buns reneging onpromises and acting really slutty.
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Like on your wedding night?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
I just logged on.
We are never getting a press pass.
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I approve:
Mike Mohamed:
Well specifically he came out and in our initial team defense meeting and said that we are going to be a nasty, fly-to-the-ball defense. Offenses are going to have to react to us, that we’re going to get after the quarterback. I think there are going to be some good changes. I think we are going to be more aggressive, just play some smashmouth football.
BOOM! clancy’d?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
JO is cockblocking me. He won’t ask the Proph my question:
“First of all from the lady fans, Mike you are hot. What kind of conditioning do you do to keep that body tight? Do you have a specific type of… fan… that you like to have rooting for you? How do feel about older… fans?”
Okay I take it back
JO did let MikeMo ask my question… which was actually different. But I did still tell Mike that he was hot. LOL.
Comment From SN:
Mike! First from the lady fans, I have to say you’re hot :) But my question is: Do the alumni who are doin it in the NFL now come visit and help out sometimes? Ie. Zach, Aaron, Desean, etc? Thursday March 4, 2010 1:04 SN
1:05 Mike Mohamed: Thanks, I’m flattered. I’ve seen Zack every once in awhile and A-Rod. He usually makes at least one game a year. You’ll see guys like Desmond Bishop every once in a while. That always means a lot to us younger guys. Thursday March 4, 2010 1:05 Mike Mohamed <.blockquote>
Mike Mohamed:
Thanks, I’m flattered. I’ve seen Zack every once in awhile and A-Rod. He usually makes at least one game a year. You’ll see guys like Desmond Bishop every once in a while. That always means a lot to us younger guys.
RR! You and MikeMo are kindred!
[Comment From Dan Dan: ]
Other than football and school, what do you spend a lot of your time doing? Thursday March 4, 2010 1:10 Dan
1:11 Mike Mohamed: I love video games, of course. I’m always listening to music, trying to find out new music. And I absolutely love movies.
Yea, except for that athleticism and cougar-bait, you’re like twinsies!
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by AndBears on Mar 4, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Loquatious quaffle titty meat
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Lugubrious Quixotic Testicular Massage
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
That is NOT permitted in our offices. Ohio Bear, shame on you!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
I love it when we do this.
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… what, rub your balls?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
You are rubbing Spazzy’s balls while posting on CGB…. Impressive and disturbing…
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by LeonPowe on Mar 4, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I’m certainly not doing any such rubbing. I just figured he was using the royal “we”.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
Goodbye chances at press pass. We barely knew ye
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Ah well. easy come, easy go.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
Mike Mohamed:
Obviously, I feel terrible about it. I don’t think we played very well as a team. We have to rely on each other to help build momentum. It seemed like when we were down last year, everybody was down. We had a hard time rallying.
I guess being down together is better than being at each other’s throats.
Women's Basketball Smackdown
Baylor’s 6’8" dunking phenom, Brittney Griner, is suspended for sucker-punching an opponent during a game. Imagine being punched in the face by someone named Brittney . . .
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Baylor-phenom-s-punch-gives-women-s-hoops-a-blac
(You have to scroll down for the video)
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
Maybe I’m off base since I’ve only been to one Cal Women’s b-ball game recently, but it struck me as more feisty and combative than the Men’s game. A lot more contact, and it seemed like the women would do things that would start a fight if the men were playing, but they just played on.
Small sample size I know, but that’s how it impressed me.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Perhaps we could connect Brittney with that young woman who was wreaking havoc on the soccer field against BYU…
That said, I though the pious moralizing at the end of the Yahoo article was over the top (it’s a black eye for women’s basketball blah blah blah). It was one punch, it was out of line, she’ll get suspended, the end. How many times do you see player’s on men’s team get into it without a cultural crisis? Perhaps it’s because “girls are supposed to know better.”
I.e. when the Blount punch happened, it was a black mark (I’m ignoring the black eye pun) for OREGON, not all mens sports, but because women are some how supposed to be angelic, it’s a mark on all women. WTF?
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you laugh, but I die inside every time I happen to be 1) pregnant, 2) barefoot and 3) in the kitchen.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
at least you don’t smoke…
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In that case the baby would get to die a little inside, too.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, you DO smoke?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I’d say it looks like more of a broken nose for women’s basketball than a black eye. Really dumb on Brittney’s part, though. She might end up suspended for the NCAA Tournament.
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ALEXIS GRAY-LAWSON WINS FRANCES POMEROY NAISMITH AWARD
Alexis Gray-Lawson is the 2010 recipient of the Frances Pomeroy Naismith Award, presented annually by the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame to the nation’s outstanding female collegian 5-feet-8-inches and under who has excelled both athletically and academically.
http://www.wbca.org/releases/2010FrancesPomeroyAwardPR.html
Q McCall of SwishAppeal posted this as a fan shot earlier today, but I wanted to be sure it got brought to everyone’s attention. Q McCall’s fan shot needs to be moved to the front page, guys.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
by CalBear81 on Mar 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Any current students have classes canceled today? I had 4, none were canceled. Also have a midterm in a bit. My roommate (English major) had classes today AND tomorrow canceled, “for solidarity”. Fuck.
I don’t get it. To support the National Day of Support for Public Education, classes are canceled? How does this support public education?
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
cal never cancels classes.
not even a full days worth were cancelled during the aftermath of the LomaPrieta earthquake that shut down the rest of the bay area for a week.
Go Bears Go
In more important news
ASU has a 23-21 lead over USC at the half.
ASU is shooting 29% USC is shooting 36%
I’m not watching but it looks like it could be the ugliest basketball game ever played.
ASU is shooting 15% from 2 point range!
15%!
I could shoot 15%! and I rode the bench for my high school team.
Even though the outcome of this game could clinch the outright Pac-10 Championship for Cal, it’s so stupid that I’m having a hard time watching it. I started reading a magazine and just looking up occasionally to see if anyone has been able to score. It was 19-14 for what seemed like 10 minutes.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
Are they showing this game on TV in Ohio? Or are you watching it online?
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
On TV
FSN-Ohio joined the broadcast in progress late in 1st half after the Miami/Buffalo (MAC hoops) game was over.
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This doesn't even resemble basketball.
Pac-10 detractors can point to this game as example A as to why no one should care about our conference this year.
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To be fair, there is some good defense. But it is combined with lame offense and horrid free throw shooting.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
Doug Gottlieb on ESPN radio tonight
Continued to beat the drum about how the Pac-10 is unfairly maligned. He still predicts 3 Pac-10 teams inthe tourney. (Which I disagree with: I think 2.) He also says to watch out for Cal, “and not just because my brother is on staff.” Says Cal “has been playing well of late” and is completely healthy “for the first time all year.”
BTW, Monty was on the Doug Gottlieb show tonight, but I missed it. Anyone hear it?
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As long as someone other than Cal wins the tourney, I feel three is a pretty good possibility. ASU and UW are already on the bubble, and one of them should make it. One of those three will probably win the conference too.
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How many points would Jerome have this year if the rest of his teammates were a bunch of SWAC castoffs?
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In principle, I think it should be awarded to the best player in the conference, regardless of standings. But also in principle, it shouldn’t be awarded to a ’Furdie. I think that standings could maybe be considered as a tiebreaker though.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
48-45 ASU under 4 minutes, with $c getting three free throws after the time out.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
O’Neil turned a whole new shade or purple after that foul on the 3
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At least it’s going to be an exciting ending. Two point game with under a minute.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
funny
from the score you can’t tell whether it’s a Pac-10 FB or BB game.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
That three timeout thing was emblemeatic of Pac-10 offense
Man. No playmakers in this conference this year. Guys getting blanketed and not able to break defenders.
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Don’t apologize to her!
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by atomsareenough on Mar 4, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Well, at least we won’t backdoor into this one. Best for us to win it ourselves.
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If you didn't think Cal was a worthy Pac-10 champion...
…you would after watching THAT.
I am a Vereenian.
The last time I rooted for u$c to win a Pac-10 game in any sport was in 1975, against Ucla. They lost that one too, and cost us the Rose Bowl. God I hate U$C.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
The beauty of tonight’s game (and Saturday’s games, too, I suppose) is that the worst that can happen is…
We’re still the Pac-10 champions.
I am a Vereenian.
No, the worst thing that could happen is we lose to the Furd. Pac-10 champions or not, that sucks a lot, and could hurt our seeding.
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True dat. Losing to furd makes me want to poke my eyes with forks, no matter our record.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
So don't think about "losing to furd"
Think about this

I am a Vereenian.
by Ohio Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
that is the cure for whatever ails a Cal grad
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
So the Axe has magical healing properties, making the Student Union into a Lourdes for Cal grads when it is present?
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
Here’s an example: stanfurd grads vex Cal grads. What’s the cure? Giving the furd grad an axe right in the neck. Cured.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know much about art
but I know what I like.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
when SC was lousy
I’d root for them against Satan U., but now I just pretty much hope they’ll get quarantined into the stadium and forfeit the rest of the season or something.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Bengie Molina: "I don't understand why they didn't want to commit to another year, with my numbers and my experience and things like that." Brain Sabean: "He's certainly welcomed back with open arms".
carp (paraphrased): "117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"
by natteringnabob on Mar 4, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
Honestly, you should know better than to assume that SC will ever get anything done in basketball ever. The Galen Center is the physical manifestation of the triumph of hope over experience.
We would exist anyway. The fact that you choose to be miserable about us, that’s something outside our control…
We all exist without a reason, really, but soldier on regardless.
by DC Trojan on Mar 5, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec’d for existentialism.
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 5, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
25-13 OSU over WSU with 5 left in the 1st half.
WSU’s offensive stats: 4-13 from the field, 10 turnovers
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Now 4-14 and 12 turnovers. I’m glad we’re not the only team that gets tortured by the 1-3-1
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
What is the significance of this game for us? I know we don’t want to face OSU in the first round, but who are we supposed to root for to avoid that?
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
We want OSU to go 1-1 so they stay out of the 8/9 game but don’t rise up to the 4/5 game. The likely way would be for them to beat WSU and then lose to UW.
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