DBD 3.26.10 As Real As It Gets - UFC 111 Preview

A few months back my brother my told me that UFC 111 is scheduled to be at the Prudential Center in Newark on March 27th. So hey, that could be cool. I've never been to a UFC event before, never been to the Prudential Center even though it's only fifteen minutes away, and it would be nice to see what the arena's like since the Nets might move there next year. (Turns out they are moving there next year).
The end result is that I somehow get talked into dropping 315 dollars on a ticket. 315! Here is a list of things that, had I known it were going to cost me 315 dollars to go, I would likely have bought instead.
- Wrestlemania 1985-2005 Anthology or Royal Rumble Complete Anthology
- Marshawn Buffalo Bills or Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers jersey
- Heavy Rain or God of War III for PS3
- hookers and blow
And to think I could have gotten pretty much one of each of those things instead for the same price.
The card:
Nate Diaz (-300) vs. Rory Markham (+240)
Sherdog's bottom line: This is a much tougher matchup for Diaz than most seem to think -- he’s going to get clipped on the feet repeatedly by Markham. The only reason Diaz will win is that his chin seems to be reinforced with adamantium, which will keep him upright long enough to work a takedown and exploit the difference in talent and technique on the floor. A wild fight ends with Markham falling into Diaz’s web of submissions.
If I were a betting man, the fact that Sherdog says this is going to be a tougher fight than most would think would make me want to bet on Markham. You know, if I had an account at Bodog.com or something. If.
Ricardo "Cachorrao" Almeida (-160) vs. Matt "The Immortal" Brown (+130)
Sherdog's bottom line: There really is no telling how the drop in weight will affect Almeida, but it certainly won’t turn him into a double-leg machine. A few stuffed takedowns will leave the New York native desperate, and once Brown gets a whiff of worry, he’ll start pouring on the pressure and pain for the win.
Ricardo Almeida was the head instructor at a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu dojo that my brother attended during his days at Princeton, so I'll be rooting for him. Not knowing much about him otherwise, it seems a little surprising to me to see that Sherdog think he's lose though Vegas has him as the favorite, but the main concern seems to be how Almeida's skills will transition over to the lighter weight class and a reliance on wrestling due to weak striking skills. That and it's hard for me to root for anyone other than Hulk Hogan trying to pull of "The Immortal" as a nickname.
Rodney "Sho Nuff the Master" Wallace (-130) vs. Jared Hamman (EVEN)
Sherdog's bottom line: Every undercard now seems to have a fight designed to help the UFC shed a contract, and this is definitely it. Wallace isn’t going to willingly slug it out, and his takedowns are plenty good enough to get Hamman way outside his comfort zone. Plenty of positional dominance will eventually pave the way for Wallace to notch a late submission at the expense of Hamman’s right arm.
Essentially, both guys suck, so this is a de facto Loser Leaves Town match. I'm a sucker for those. And who comes up with a name like Sho Nuff the Master? Wouldn't most people just pick one or the other instead of concatenating both of them together? I feel like that's enough for me to want him to win and stick around.
Rousimar "Toquinho" Palhares (-160) vs. Tomasz "Gorilla" Drwal (+130)
Sherdog's bottom line: Barring a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it submission in the first few minutes, Drwal is going to best Palhares with superior striking and wrestling. The strength advantage Palhares is accustomed to having won’t exist in this fight, and it will likely end with him on the business end of a ground-and-pound TKO.
Can a brother buy a vowel?
Matt Riddle (-250) vs. Greg Soto (+190)
Sherdog's bottom line: It’s always worrisome to see a young fighter overwhelmed by something as simple as fighting overseas, but Riddle is owning up to his mistakes and trying to fix them. A big part of the fix will be serving up another top-control special at Soto’s expense, and that is exactly what everyone should be expecting. There won’t be much in the way of excitement, but Riddle will take home an undeniably dominant decision.
I hope Riddle comes out in a big suit with a giant question mark on the back. Short of that it's hard for me to get excited about this one.
Jon Fitch (-450) vs. Ben "Killa B" Saunders (+300)
Sherdog's bottom line: It takes a lot more than kicks and knees to beat Fitch, and that’s a lesson Saunders is going to learn. Three frustrating rounds end with Saunders dropping a unanimous decision and questioning the wisdom behind his bravery.
That assessment of Ben Saunders' chances pretty much confirms the underlying belief I've had about the usefulness of my skills as a black belt in taekwondo in a serious fight.
Kurt "Batman" Pellegrino (-250) vs. Fabricio "Morango" Camoes (+190)
Sherdog's bottom line: This just isn’t the right fight for a developing fighter like Camoes. Pellegrino isn’t going to stand and trade with him or give him any openings to work with on the mat. The pressure of constantly defending takedowns is going to wear on Camoes as well, and three rounds of frustration will end with him losing a unanimous decision.
I feel like foreign language nicknames should be translated in situations when that nickname isn't obvious. Situations like Mauricio "Shogun" Rua and Antonio "Minotauro" Noguiera are great, but what am I supposed to do with a nickname like "Morango". Oh. It's Portuguese for strawberry. Why, that's a TERRIBLE nickname.
Jim Miller (-500) vs. Mark Bocek (+325)
Sherdog's bottom line: This just isn’t the kind of matchup Bocek can win, and it’ll show early as Miller scores takedown after takedown while handily winning the striking exchanges. Opportunities will be few and far between for Bocek. Miller will build up an insurmountable lead on the scorecards and maintain control every step of the way en route to a unanimous decision nod.
If this fight turns out the way Sherdog is thinking, I think I'll take my bathroom break during this.
Frank Mir (-170) vs. Shane Carwin (+140)
Sherdog's bottom line: This is one of the most evenly matched heavyweight bouts in some time on paper, but odds are it won’t last terribly long. Carwin’s unproven submission defense and Mir’s obvious distaste for punishment are combustible flaws that will cost one of them dearly come fight time. Bank on Mir’s superior technique on the feet to give Carwin fits before an ill-advised takedown lands Carwin in a fight-ending submission.
I'm a little confused about the line here, given that Brock Lesnar utterly destroyed Mir in their last matchup and Carwin was supposed to be his next legitimate challenger...are there no other legitimate heavyweights? I'm not so sure the world is hankering for another Lesnar/Mir showdown, though I did enjoy Lesnar's heel rant after demolishing him in their last fight. It was nice to see Sable again too.
Georges "Rush" St. Pierre (-625) vs. Dan "The Outlaw" Hardy (+425)
It would be far from unbelievable if Hardy starched St. Pierre, though. Opponents suicidal enough to throw down with Hardy are putting their short-term health at risk. However, St. Pierre is becoming a more and more cerebral athlete, which is a terrifying trend for both Hardy and anyone else banking on goading St. Pierre into a low-rent brawl. A dominating performance for St. Pierre reaches its inevitable conclusion with an overdue tapout from Hardy in the third round.
Sherdog's bottom line: Hardy is going to be an entertaining presence in the welterweight division for a long time. A potential bout with his equally truculent rival Josh Koscheck down the road would make for one of the most epic displays of pre-fight vitriol in modern times. With that said, St. Pierre is like refined King Cobra venom to one-dimensional strikers like Hardy.
I feel like GSP really could use a much better nickname, but his last name really doesn't lend itself to such trivialities. You could make a case for him sounding extremely badass like a European assassin, or some prissy waiter in a high-class French restaurant. Not a whole lot of room for a nickname in there. Though I suppose a meaningless nickname like "Rush" gets the job done well enough given the circumstances.
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Let’s keep it this way.
(Damnit)
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by Rishi on Mar 26, 2010 6:52 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Random Factoid that Interests No One but Me
Yesterday, CNN ran a news story about the British Air Force intercepting some Russian bombers in British Airspace. The story was featured in the ‘world news’ category of cnn.com. This same news story appeared no where on bbc news’ website.
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
Still not sure I’ll bother watching it, but it does sound like it has the potential to be this year’s version of The Hangover.
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Consensus: Its flagrantly silly script — and immensely likable cast — make up for most of its flaws.
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I watched Hot Tub Time Machine tonight
It was more fun than funny. I’m guessing many (younger) folks will think “this isn’t as funny as The Hanogver”, but those of us who remember the 80s will particularly enjoy it.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Womens BBall beats Oregon, going on in the WNIT:
The California Golden Bears advanced to the WNIT quarterfinals with a 71-57 road victory against the Oregon Ducks in Eugene. DeNesha Stallworth led team with 23 points. Gennifer Brandon had 16 rebounds. The victory sends Cal to the quarterfinals of the WNIT where they will host BYU on Saturday, March 27 at 6:00 p.m. at Haas Pavilion in Berkeley.
After trailing 12-6 early in the game, the Bears got their offense started with a three by senior guard Alexis Gray-Lawson. Freshman forward DeNesha Stallworth scored eight straight points giving Cal a 17-12 lead, their largest advantage of the first half. The Ducks came firing back, hitting long range shots of their own. After a tie and three lead changes later, Cal trailed by just a point, 22-21, with 7:15 left in the half, but then went ice cold from the field. Oregon built up a 12-point lead, 35-22, before Gray-Lawson ended the drought, hitting a three with just over two minutes left in the period. Cal kept the Oregon offense in check while scoring another five points of their own to go into the locker room trailing the Ducks 35-30.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 26, 2010 7:54 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Go Lady Bears!
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by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not sexist, as long as he says “Go Gentlemen Bears!” at all the men’s games.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
He also needs to end that sentence with Indeeeeed. “Go Bentlemen Bears, Indeeeeed”
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Your mom’s sexis
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by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Well played.
I deem you a worthy adversary.
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by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Why wasn’t: “Watching the Cal women’s basketball team play for a chance at the WNIT Final Four” one of the choices for what we are looking forward to this weekend?
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Is it because I’m sexist?
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
The Era of Avian Overlordship Is Over
As was pointed out on last night’s game thread, Cal basketball — men’s and women’s — is now 6-0 against Oregon this year. And that is after going 4-0 against them last year. Complete ownership.
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
Dude, I was saying how lazy the Ducks are. We beat them repeatedly and they just throw out some witless attempt at a rebuttal.
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The correct numbers are Cal 10, Oregon 1, and Cal 797, Oregon 651.
(The combined number of victories for each school in football and men’s and women’s basketball over the past two years, and the combined scores for each school in football and men’s and women’s basketball for the past two years.)
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Does this mean we get to refer to them as CGB North again?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 30, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Men’s Swimming NCAAs delayed by 1 day:
The 2010 NCAA Division I Men’s Swimming and Diving Championships will be delayed by one day, due to the illness of some participants, the NCAA announced today (Thursday, March 25). The championships will now begin at 12 p.m. ET on Friday, March 26, at The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio, and will end on Sunday, March 28.
The start of the championships was moved back to ensure the health and well-being of those participants who became ill and all student-athletes competing at the event.
Eighteen student-athletes and one coach were treated at The Ohio State University Medical Center and The Ohio State Sports Medicine Center for a possible gastrointestinal illness on Tuesday and Wednesday of this week. All of the individuals are in Columbus to participate in the championships.
As of noon on Wednesday (March 24), no additional individuals involved in the championships were reported as showing signs of the illness. The championship venue and facilities have also been thoroughly examined by health officials and approved for use.
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Baseball to take on ASU:
Fri., March 26 at Arizona State Packard Stadium, Tempe, Ariz. 6:30 p.m.
Sat., March 27 at Arizona State Packard Stadium, Tempe, Ariz. 6:30 p.m.
Sun., March 28 at Arizona State Packard Stadium, Tempe, Ariz. 12:30 p.m.
RADIO: KALX Radio (90.7 FM) will broadcast the March 26-28 Cal-Arizona State games. Gametracker available on www.CalBears.com.
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY: Fans can purchase Cal baseball photos at GoldenBearSports.com, the official photographer of Cal Athletics.
BEAR NOTES: California (12-7) is opening its 2010 Pac-10 slate the toughest way possible as the Golden Bears visit No. 1-ranked (Collegiate Baseball) and undefeated Arizona State (20-0) this weekend for a three-game series at Packard Stadium. Coming into this weekend’s games, the young Cal squad is led by a pitching staff that has recorded five shutouts, the most shutouts in a single season since 1978 (7). Cal’s starting pitching rotation – sophomore right-hander Erik Johnson (3-0, 2.22 ERA, 24 Ks in 24.1 inn.), freshman left-hander Justin Jones (4-1, 2.92 ERA, 36 Ks in 40.0 inn., 2 CG) and sophomore right-hander Dixon Anderson (2-1, 3.99 ERA, 25 Ks in 29.1 inn.) – have all been involved in at least one shutout this year. Add to that list junior right-hander Kevin Miller’s gem (6.0 innings, four hits, no runs in 6-0 win) March 7 versus Arkansas that earned him Pac-10 Pitcher of the Week honors. Johnson was just named to the College Baseball Foundation’s Pitcher of the Year Watch List. Offensively, the Bears have been paced by sophomore catcher Chadd Krist, who is batting .452 and is second in the Pac-10 in five home runs (5), doubles (10), total bases (62) and slugging percentage (.849). Cal also features sophomore left fielder Danny Oh (.341, 13 RBI), returning junior All-Pac-10 first baseman/outfielder Mark Canha (.370, team-best 23 RBI) and junior second baseman Brian Guinn (.317). Last season, Canha led the team with a .366 average, 12 home runs and 43 RBI, while Guinn is a .316 career hitter. Also bolstering the Bears is the play of sophomore shortstop Marcus Semien (.329) and freshmen starters Tony Renda (3B, .368, a triple, two home runs, seven RBI at Rice), Devin Rodriguez (DH .344), Jimmy Bosco (RF .395) and Darrel Matthews (CF .254). Semien was recently named to the watch list for College Baseball Foundation’s Brooks Wallace Award as the nation’s top collegiate shortstop.
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wow
visit No. 1-ranked (Collegiate Baseball) and undefeated Arizona State (20-0)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Track doing well at Multis:
BERKELEY – Junior Kevin Kuechler set a personal record in the decathlon with a score of 6,638 points to finish seventh among 11 Group A competitors at the Cal Multis Thursday at Edwards Stadium. Over the 10 events, Kuechler set or tied eight PRs, four during each afternoon of the two-day event.
Kuechler’s previous decathlon best was 5,382 set during last spring’s Pac-10 championships, where he placed 14th. At the Cal Mutlis, he had surpassed that total with two events to go.
Mark Jellison, a volunteer assistant coach for Cal who was competing unattached, led throughout the competition and finished with 7,414 points. He was followed by Jonathan Collins, also unattached, with 7,123 points and Chico State’s Jake Nelson with 6,907 points.
Kuechler set his fifth PR of the competition in Thursday’s opening event, the 110-meter hurdles, when he finished in 15.37. The time, which was fifth among the entrants, broke his previous PR of 16.11 set last spring. In addition, Cal junior Mike Morrison was sixth in 15.41.
Kuechler continued his run on PRs with a toss of 121-7 in the discus, which came on his second of three throws. Morrison only had one legal throw, but it was good enough for fourth in the field at 129-3.
In the pole vault, Kuechler cleared 13-1.50, which was more than a foot higher than his best from 2009 when he had a season-high 11-11.75. His PR in the javelin – 159-1 – came on the last of his three attempts and put him in eighth place in the event.
The final event – the 1500 meters – saw Kuechler run 5:06.70.
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If Socotie does DBDs from now on, it’ll just be a CostCo shopping list.
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how many types of cardigans ARE there? other than “the boyfriend” cardigan, bolero, shawl cardigan?
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
What is the bolero cardian? I’m not 100% sure what the “boyfriend” cardigan is, but I can guess.
To me, you have the hoodie cardigan, the standard, the skinny, the DOUBLE BREASTED CARDIGAN (FUCK AND YES I HAVE ME ONE OF THESE), the chunky, the cardigan vest (I love me some cardigan vest!). Shawl, too, I guess.
Dude cardigans are different than chick cardigans, I think.
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I demand a cardigan walk-off, since1997 v TnH
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If we go that route, it wouldn’t even be close. I have so many cardigans it’s not even funny. I was doing cardigans before it was trendy. I have a genuine old school Cal cardigan from like the 50s. I have my great-grandfathers cardigans. Shit is legit. I have 2 double breasted cardigans, I have cardigans of different colors and stripes. Cardigan vests. Hoodie cardigan.
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I have 12 cardigans. shawl, bf, striped, chunky, long, short, DOUBLE BREASTED (yes i have one too), bolero, striped, sequined.. .etc… BUT TWISTNHOOK. I will acquiesce. You win this round for old school Cal cardigan from like the 50s.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Can u multi-cardigan, like how u can multi-popped collars?

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I guess I could rock my skinny hoodie cardigan with a chunkier cardigan over like almost like a jacket. You’d need the layering to be appropriate, though.
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I’ve done cardigan vest under boyfriend cardigan. I cant imagine another layer or another combo that could work. maybe cardigan vest under the double-breasted cardigan?
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Well, thats a bunch of bullshit anyway. Those runway looks are so remarkably non-wearable, its like why even try.
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Gotta love post-apocalyptic fashion.
Talk about being ready if the world really is going to hell with a handbag.
Why is he wearing accordions for pants?
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on the style of db card. I have a db card that is really really skinny and sheer. I have one that is pretty chunky, almost like a sweatshirt style material (my wife REALLY hats that one).
The problem with the db card is that the db aspect covers up most of the vertical portion for viewing of the underneath layer. So, it defeats the purpose of wearing an underneath layer UNLESS it has a hoodie attached.
Now, the vest under the sleeved thing makes no sense to me. Because having the sleeves OVER the no-sleeves means you won’t see the vest aspect. You could potentially reverse it. That’s an interesting thought.
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Grab yo’ strap: Oakland marathon to go through low-income neighborhoods.
Not so of its sister city. In East Oakland, marathoners will head down Fruitvale Avenue, turn left onto Foothill Avenue and make their way toward High Street, where they will make a right turn onto International Avenue and head west to downtown for nearly 30 blocks. In West Oakland, runners will head down Seventh Street past the U.S. Postal Service center and make their way onto Mandela Parkway.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Mandela Parkway
When my father first traveled to California for work in the late 70s, he was struck by the signs saying “Begin Freeway” – he’d always known that the US was a close ally of Israel, but had no idea they would name a highway after a sitting Prime Minister.
Fortunately he grasped the cross-cultural communication problem before he made too much of an idiot of himself.
Will there be a group of cops running behind to give the race an Oakland feel?
Hiyo!
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by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually
He’s wrong, I looked at the map and the route goes near, but does not pass U.S.Postal center, which is further west than Mandela Parkway. One thing I love about West Oakland (where I live) is that you can drop mail by there as late as 8:00 mon-sat, and it still get processed.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I use to live off Fruitvale and Foothill!!!! Go Oakland marathoners!!!!
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by CruzinBears on Mar 26, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I was having a hard time visualizing the marathon route. Here is a link [pdf] to the marathon map. It looks like the race will go about 4 blocks from our apartment, past the Whole Foods.
No, not really, but the Beavers continue to be the most aggressive schedulers in the nation.
The school announced that it will play BYU in a home-and-home series in 2011 and 2012.
The first game will be in Corvallis on Sept. 3, 2011. The second will be in Provo, Utah on Sept. 1, 2012.
Oregon State’s nonconference schedule in 2012: at BYU, Wisconsin and Boise State.
The Beavers slate in 2011: BYU, at Wisconsin, at Hawaii. They also are looking for a 13th game — either Sept. 17 or Nov. 19 — because of the NCAA’s exemption rule that allows a team to play an additional contest over the 12 dates when traveling to Hawaii.
Texas? Maybe Alabama?
The 2011 meeting will be the tenth between the two programs in a series that dates back to 1955. Oregon State has won five of the previous nine meetings but lost to the Cougars in last December’s MAACO Bowl Las Vegas 44-20. The Beavers and BYU played six previous times in Corvallis, with the Beavers victorious four times, including a 24-19 upset win over the then No. 20 Cougars in 1977.
"I have great admiration for the BYU program and what Coach (Bronco) Mendenhall and the Cougars have accomplished," coach Mike Riley said in a statement. "I think both teams enjoyed being around each other at the Vegas Bowl last December and I know our team will look forward to these games in the future."
There are plenty of staff connections. Mendenhall was a starting safety and two-year letterman (1986-87) at Oregon State under then head coach Dave Kragthorpe. He later served as a graduate assistant coach at OSU (1989-90) and returned to the Beaver sideline as the defensive line coach (1995) and defensive coordinator (1996). In addition, BYU offensive line coach Mark Weber held the same position at OSU (1987-90).
Oregon State’s nonconference slate this fall: vs. TCU in Cowboys Stadium on Sept. 4; vs. Louisville on Sept. 18; at Boise State Sept. 25.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I like this, but they always get punished for it with a slow start and strong finish.
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by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Coming back to reality, they aren’t. Therefore, Cal will look likely look worse losing to a 5-3 Oregon St team than an 8-0 Oregon St team. carp’s rules for success:
Schedule one A+ team…don’t settle for non-Floridian ACC schools and non-powerhouse Big10/12 schools. Don’t even think about the Big East.
Schedule one B team: No, not Boise, BYU, Utah, etc. Think more like Wyoming, Colorado St, and SD St.
Schedule one C team: Look no further than UC Davis, baby. I bet they get a great visitor turnout for this game next fall.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
And yet Oregon State has come ridiculously close to winning the Pac-10 two years in a row.
Do you think maybe playing these tough OOC schedules makes them better when the Pac-10 schedule rolls around?
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As you say, OSU came close to winning, perhaps if they scheduled easier competition at the beginning of the year they would not have as many injury problems and be able to finish the year.
This theory essentially can’t be disproved, but their are a ton of teams with creampuff non-conferences schedules who do just fine the rest of the season.
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Do you have any proof other than the potentially random fact that OSU loses early games against good teams before winning later games against good teams?
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I would strongly favour Cal and UCLA being required to play one of Sacramento St, UC Davis, and Cal Poly per year with the school changing every year. Keep the money instate, rather than playing the likes of Portland St, EWU, or Northern Arizona.
You stop
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I applaud the shit out of this.
I am definitely a supporter of hard scheduling.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
I NEED AN ADULT!
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
by Maisbikkja on Mar 26, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rishi, put your pants back on and play nicely with Maisbikkja.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB Fantasy Baseball
We’re drafting tomorrow at 10am. Currently, we have 13 teams, and aren’t allowed to draft with an odd number of teams, so we’re looking for just one more willing participant! Anyone interested?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I'd be down
Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust
California Bone said he might be down too
sigh, 10am on saturday, really?
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Mar 26, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s what happens when I’m the one who schedules the draft.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Action: Pac-10 commish Larry Scott tells CBSSports.com that he’s pursuing the possibility of a football championship game without expansion.
Reaction I: I’ve been wondering about this option ever since reading that the NCAA’s 12-team requirement to stage a football title game is arbitrary. It was written into the I-AA rulebook many years ago, then adopted to I-A for the SEC. But it sure doesn’t seem like it would be difficult to change, especially if it 1) satisfied the majority of FBS schools and 2) prevented the breakup of the current conference structure.
Reaction II: A football championship game without expansion would be the best-case revenue scenario for Scott: It would generate an additional $750k – 1 million for each school (based on my sense for the value of a football title game), and the league wouldn’t have to cut the pie 12 ways. And …
Reaction III: The league could split into two five-team divisions along the Zipper Plan (dividing the natural rivals) while maintaining the round-robin schedule. The Northwest schools would keep their contact with the Los Angeles market and teams and everyone would be happy.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I guess what I don’t understand is this: if you play a round robin schedule, why on earth do you need a championship game? You already know who has the best record in the conference.
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"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Even by college football standards, it’s depressingly mercenary. I also object to taking two ways of determining a conference champion, either of which is rational individually, and just create another opportunity to drive qualitative argumentation over “who’s better” and “who deserved it more” into college football.
I agree.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
That bitching is what forms the hate part of my love-hate relationship with college football. Love the nature of the sport, the intensity of good games, the rivalry of the alumni and student fans, and all that. Can’t stand the bullshit qualitative moralizing that goes with champion selection – and I use that word advisedly, the abuse of statistics, and all that guff.
Plenty of other sports manage a rational, logical approach to dealing with these issues. I know that money is the reason that it’s not happening in FBS but it’s irritating nonetheless.
So, if I understand correctly DC, what you are saying is: USC was the national champion, damn it, not LSU!
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
No, not really. I don’t try and claim more than 0.5 national championship for that year. We’re not Alabama after all.
And then 50 national champion! 500 national champion! 5,000,000 national champion!
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
So, it was YOU who left that note on my car, dammit!
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Possibly. I have to be discreet, or else I get shot at / lectured about the sanctity of BCS rules and the act-of-Congress heft that they possess.
I was actually serious.
Back in `04 I had lost a bet with a friend of mine here and had to put an “LSU NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 2003” flag and magnet set on my car every saturday of that ’04 season.
I was at Player`s pub watching a Cal game just north of Sacramento, and someone left a note on a napkin with those exact words on it on my windshield.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
You can never be sure.
And as they did eat, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me. And they were exceeding sorrowful, and began every one of them to say unto him, Lord, is it I?
Exit, Pursued By A Bear
I thought the same thing. But I guess basketball does it. The other question is, who goes to the Rose Bowl. The winner of the regular season or the championship game?
Actually, besides the $$$, here’s a legit reason why the Pac-10 might consider a championship game:
the Pac-10 does not recognize head to head tie breakers to determine Pac-10 Champs
That’s why Cal and USC shared the Pac-10 Title in 2006 (the most recent example). By having a championship game, you solve this problem (about 99.9% of the time). Alternatively, the Pac-10 could just institute a rule that recognizes head to head play as a tie breaker (and keep the round robin schedule), and that would solve 99% of the problems.
I say 99% because actually, you can still have unresolved ties even with head to head play. For example: there’s a three-way tie for first place between teams X, Y, and Z who all have one conference loss. X beat Y. Y beat Z. Z beat X. Head to head tiebreaking cannot resolve this conflict.
If the Pac-10 institutes the Zipper plan, unresolved tiebreakers will be resolved 99.9% of the time. In the above example, if X and Y were in the same division, and Z was the other sole team with the same record in the other division, then the championship game would be X versus Z. The problem occurs when more than two teams are tied with the same conference record in the same division. Thus, for example, teams X, Y, and Z are all tied with one conference loss, and all the teams are in the same division (the same scenario that I put forth originally). Head to head tiebreakers STILL cannot resolve this conflict.
Thus, these examples illustrate the institution of a Pac-10 championship game will help solve some of the very rare problems of 3+ team ties where head to head play cannot break the ties.
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If the Pac-10 maintains the round robin AND plays a championship game, it would only be more difficult for two Pac-10 teams to make the BCS. Essentially, giving our second place team another loss would certainly drop them from the BCS bubble. The only exception is when the underdog defeats a previously undefeated Pac-10 team in the championship game. Judging by the number of undefeated teams in the Pac-10, this would happen rarely.
2010 A’s commercials…not as funny as in years past, but solid nonetheless.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
BART cop who helped arrest Oscar Grant gets fired. I saw a cop on BART the other day and almost shouted out, “Don’t tase me bro!” I thought better of it, on the grounds that it would likely result in me getting capped.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
ROLL ON YOU………………..Gaels?

Join the gaiety tonight at 4:15.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Former Bear Tyson Ross is having a fantastic spring with the A’s
“When Tyson is on, he’s really good,” Donaldson said. "He doesn’t need his best stuff to get people out, but he can hit 93 to 97 mph and it’s not easy to pick up. He’s the best pitcher I’ve caught in the minor leagues. If he stays healthy, I know he’ll have a long tenure in the major leagues. "
The knock on Ross since the A’s drafted him in the second round in 2008 has been his mechanics. He’s tall, 6-foot-6, but he has a very short stride, which can put a lot of extra stress on the arm. That made some teams leery about him in the draft.
The A’s have worked with Ross on lengthening his stride, and he has – a bit. It still appears short in relation to his long legs, but it’s a work in progress. Still, the change seems to be helping.
“I do try to stride farther,” Ross said with a smile. "But with my mechanics, I’m not going to look like Tim Lincecum overnight.
“I’m trying to finish my pitches a lot better. That keeps the ball down, gives me better velocity. And we’ve worked on the whole mental approach, slowing myself down. I used to just get out there and throw it.”
A’s minor-league pitching instructor Gil Patterson said that Ross’ stride might be a bit longer and his extension is better, but the biggest change for Ross has been in his mental approach: Patterson thinks that Ross was trying to be a little too fine, unnecessarily.
“He throws a great sinker, a power sinker like Roy Halladay,” Patterson said. “Telling Tyson that he’s a power pitcher has helped him. He’s not a finesse guy, so he doesn’t need to have that approach.”
To go along with the sinker and Ross’ slider, Patterson has shown Ross the cutter that he’s incorporated so successfully into other pitchers’ repertoires. Andrew Bailey is a prime example. Ross also has changed the grip on his changeup, using one that Marcus McBeth showed him instead of his traditional circle change; he’s now using the new pitch far more often.
With their wealth of young pitching, the A’s can afford to bring Ross along slowly. He made a successful jump from Class-A Stockton to Double-A Midland near the end of last season, and he was particularly good in the Texas League playoffs, with a 1.46 ERA and 19 strikeouts in 121/3 innings.
“At that point, I wasn’t working on things, so I wasn’t thinking about everything,” he said. “I was just going out and competing.”
Ross might not start this season at Triple-A Sacramento, but it’s a good bet he’ll end up there. If he performs well there, he could be an option in Oakland next season, if not in September.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
This pleases me.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Get drunk/go broke at Finnegan’s Marin in Novato.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
This pleases me:
Signature drink: The house pour is Guinness ($6/20 ounces).
Also on tap: Smithwick’s, Marin Brewing Co. Tiburon Blonde, Sierra Nevada and Lagunitas IPA ($5/pint). About 20 more beers by the bottle, plus 10 single-malt Scotches, nine Irish whiskeys and seven bourbons.
Growing up there, I’ve always wondered where the good bars in Novato were…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Guiness: the healthiest, best tasting-beer? I believe it has as many calories as the typical watered-down domestic light beers and actually has some protein in it.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Also has some b-vitamins and antioxidants.
There’s a reason it’s my beer of choice when available on taps. Only downside is that it fills you up (which is odd because a Hefeweizen has way more calories and never fills me up).
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It fills you up because it’s like drinking a loaf of bread. I do enjoy the Guinness, though.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My father nearly died from spinal meningitis in the 50s (lost kidney to secondary infection, all sorts of craziness). They gave him a pint of stout a day to help build him back up.
The man appears to be virtually indestructible. Smoked from age 10 to age 45, with a break in the 70s for a year or two, cut lumps out himself (accidentally) with power tools in a summer job at a lumber yard, went through the aforementioned meningitis debacle, and succeeded in having a fairly substantial stroke from which he retained a little facial paralysis and a propensity to knock over wine glasses with his right hand.
So of course I’ve got the build and hypertension of my great grandfather whose heart exploded when he turned 70.
“build him back up”?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 30, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Gain weight and strength. He wasn’t exactly overdoing the 4 course meals while he was sick, as I understand it.
Ah, makes sense. Giving alcohol to a person with kidney problems seems pretty strange, though.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 31, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Physicians moving away from private practice (NYT):
In many ways, patients benefit from higher quality and better coordinated care, as doctors from various fields join a single organization. In such systems, patient records can pass seamlessly from doctor to specialist to hospital, helping avoid the kind of dangerous slip-ups that cost the lives of an estimated 100,000 people in this country each year.
And yet, the decline of private practices may put an end to the kind of enduring and intimate relationships between patients and doctors that have long defined medicine. A patient who chooses a doctor in private practice is more likely to see that same doctor during each office visit than a patient who chooses a doctor employed by a health system.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
NYT: 31 steps to a financial tuneup. What do the CGB bankers think about this?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Decent advice, mostly common sense…
This stood out:
Find planners at napfa.com or garrettplanning.com. Try to pay by the hour at first. And ask if they’ll be acting only in your best interest, as a fiduciary.
…
Does the NYT expect someone to say “No, I will not act as a fiduciary. Please do not pay me money”?
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1. Buy less
2. Save more
3. …profit?
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah lots of common sense advice.
Pay off high interest rate stuff first, lower interest rate second.
Also if you can get a higher return on investing elsewhere, take as much time as possible to pay your VERY low interest rate debt. Especially if you’re a crazy lucky person that locked in at like 2-3%— and in that instance pay like $10/month, cuz with inflation, that was FREE MONEY.
On the rewards cards: i do not understand why people don’t do this. pay everything on your card, pay off the balance, profit!
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Read Deadspin’s Daytona Spring Break report (NSFW?)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Why does it look like he’s wearing potato chips as sunglasses?
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
baby wishes you a happy cesar chavez day:

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Mar 26, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Ha ha, your baby loves his mommy more!
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Mar 26, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
needs more armored dog
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I just bought a Magic Mouse from Apple because I’m a sucker for design over utility.
Man, this thing is really really neat. Is it worth the money? Hell no. But it is cool as hell.
Tyson Alualu featured over at Niners Nation, tho he could use some help with the a better highlight reel (ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebear’s or danzig’s?)
http://www.ninersnation.com/2010/3/25/1390426/100-in-100-tyson-alualu-73-of-100
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Fun ESPN Player X article about NBA groupies
I’m not sure what it says about me when I like reading this stuff, but man:
Trades have been arranged because one woman is involved with two guys on the same team. That’s what happened in Dallas some years ago. And right now I know of one girl who is dating two NBA players. One makes her car payments, and the other pays her rent. They don’t know about each other, but they do share a money manager who’s writing both checks. It’s bound to blow up at some point.
I can’t WAIT until that comes out.
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Shouldn’t the NBA players be the ones with multiple girls?
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by Rishi on Mar 26, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jason Kidd was actually one of the guys involved in that Dallas incident (along with another teammate – supposedly they were feuding over the singer Toni Braxton), though he denies that’s why he was traded. He was really notorious for partying a lot. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was one of the guys involved here too. There was a lot of speculation about how he and Richard Jefferson partying all the time in New York was what led to him getting divorced before he was traded away.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
For $315, can you really buy hookers and blow? I mean maybe hooker and blow. Or hookers or blow. Or perhaps more likely hooker or blow.
CGB's Jimmy Carter
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As is the case so often in life, I think it depends on what kind of quality standards you’re planning to apply.
This.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
In my neighborhood you could probably get a half dozen or so with that kind of scratch. Not that you would want to.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
When I lived in West O, I got to know the crack dealers that hung out on my corner. Really not bad guys, just businessmen. Also, acted like the neighborhood watch.
True story.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
9th (or 7th, I forget) and Mandela
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by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
So, if they say people dealing crack, they’d stop them with a citizens arrest?
In Freakanomics, they hav ea chapter that discusses the drug trade and it soundlike a corporation. Board of supervisors. The whole deal.
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No, but they definitely didn’t let crack heads linger around or bums. And wouldn’t let people break into cars on my block as to prevent police presence.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Twist, Your Honor, I’d like to point to the following statement as proof that I don’t believe they are good guys.
Really not bad guys, just businessmen.
Can I get a ruling?
(beetduzzle, I’m just messing with you, Cugel)
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by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not the CGB Supreme Court Justice. That is CALumbus Bear.
CGB's Jimmy Carter
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CALumbus Bear is an activist judge. He’s legislating from the bench I tells ya!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m gonna legislate your bench if you don’t shut yer pie hole
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
ASSESS SOME COSTS!
ASSESS SOME COSTS!
ASSESS SOME COSTS!
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DUde, I’ve been chanting Assess Some Costs! for the last 20 minutes. What mroe do you want???
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Cost assessed against CalBandGreat. No wait, Twist. So Ordered.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
What?!
Your Asses Costs!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you just assess costs against donkeys?
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You should’ve gotten Heavy Rain. Great game and wonderful cast of characters and story. It’s almost like you’re playing a B-movie.
GoW III I dunno. I started playing GOW I yesterday and damn it’s hard
In other words, Go Bears!
How much would it cost me to play your life?
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
But is it a B-musement park?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 26, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Saying he’s “well” may be pushing it a bit…
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Your life sounds more like a dirty pedophile movie than a B-movie.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
GSWarriors -> SFWarriors?
The rumor that the Golden State Warriors might move to San Francisco is recycled every few years.
But this time, it has a chance to happen.
Potential buyers of the team have asked the San Francisco Giants about building a state-of-the-art arena in Mission Bay, south of AT&T Park, sources say.
The team is on the verge of finishing an agreement that would give the Giants exclusive negotiating rights with the Port Commission to develop the parking lot behind AT&T Park. So if you want to talk about an arena in what the team is calling the Mission Rock District, you need to speak to the Giants.
The Giants have already mapped out an ambitious plan to develop the area that calls for an urban community with a pedestrian walkway and retail stores extending all the way to the bay. Their proposal even includes a 5,000- to 7,000-seat arena.
Granted, a 20,000-seat arena would be a departure from the current plans, but the land the Giants plan to develop is probably the best and only place in San Francisco for a major arena.
The Giants are militantly silent on the topic, issuing a curt “no comment” when asked about the subject.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/25/MN0C1CKLG3.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0jJ1TQG7o
aggregating recruiting notes at the solarise collection
I have to admit, bball downtown would be sweet.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My personal favorite is to bet on the Don’t Pass line in craps, and then hedge that bet every time the point ends up being 4 or 10 by putting money down on the Place 6 and Place 8 bets.
Then I just hope the point or 7 takes forever to hit, and I order a bunch of free drinks from the cocktail waitresses walking around.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
For slots: Focus on low maximum jackpot machines located in highly visible areas → crossways and cash-in booths are the best. Avoid machines with super-high jackpots and located near show lines or the buffet lines.
For video poker/blackjack: Sorry too many rules to list. You’d have to read up, study, and honestly do you want to do that on your trip?
For craps: Stick with the pass line + odds, come line + odds for two numbers. Place as large as an odds bet as you can afford since the house pays the true odds for that bet. Statistically, that minimizes the house edge. When I’m feeling hot, I’ll often allow for three bets from the come line, or even try to fill all the numbers for off/on action when the table is on fire.
No, I no longer have a problem. Nor do I wear an ankle bracelet or have any restraining orders placed against me. Good luck and have fun.
I wish I had read this last week…. Just got back from Vegas… No hard damage but went up $150 on craps and lost $160 on roulette :(
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
But I agree, it is definitely for suckers, I went up big on my first roll and slowly chipped away til I was back to $10 down
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Sorry to hear that.
Like my dad loves to tell me, “All those lights and AC don’t pay for themselves.”
yellow has it right. Just consider your gambling money to be the equivalent of paying for a ball game or concert.
Learn. When. To. Quit.
Also, place bets with friends on March Madness games. It doesn’t make you any less likely to lose money, but you don’t feel as bad when others lost money with you.
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I’m a horrible gambler, after I’m up or down 5 or 10 dollars, I’m out. I can’t handle the stress. Why can’t they just give me the money I know I’d totally win?!?!?!
?
Just set a limit for yourself and consider it a sunk cost for the night. I look at it in terms of paying for my entertainment, so if I lose 40 or 60 or 80 bucks, well, that’s no different than blowing a whole bunch of money on a nice dinner or watching the Nets lose again. With the added bonus that I might actually come out ahead instead.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, Nnamdi for McNabb?
A bold new trade rumor passed over the usual channels on Friday afternoon. As tweeted by ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter, “ESPN.com’s Len Pasquarelli reports Oakland is willing to part with CB Nnamdi Asomugha in exchange for Donovan McNabb — but Eagles reluctant.”
I don’t know how I’d feel about that.
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No
McNabb is 33 and in the final year of his contract. I’m not against trading Asomugha, but I am against trading Nnamdi for Donovan.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 26, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
It does seem like a delightfully Raiders thing to do, though!
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Reasoning
Asomugha does such a good job of shutting down his side of the field, he could actually be making Chris Johnson worse. Since we never play a zone and they never target Asomugha’s side of the field, you know it’s going to the other side basically every time. If we could trade Asomugha and move up in the draft to get Ndamukong Suh, I’d love that. Our run defense is our biggest weakness.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 26, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry
I’ll have to pass considering how Gradkowski is better than Smith.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 26, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Biggest weakness aside from JaMarcus’ weakness for donuts!
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Fine
You don’t have to, but it’s just a theory
I don’t think we’re worse without Asomugha if we can get someone like Suh in there at defensive tackle. Trade Asomugha for Suh and I think we’re a better team. To replace Asomugha, draft Haden with the eighth pick.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 26, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I plugged some hypothetical numbers into a spreadsheet, and while I see what you’re saying (it’s technically not making it worse, but distribution of passes to the weaker side of the field means a higher aggregate number of passes completed than if the distribution were even), replacing Nnamdi with a corner of the same quality as Johnson and reverting back to an even distribution, would mean a higher aggregate number of passes completed in the end.
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I have absolutely no idea what you’re saying in that parenthetical statement.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Something like this...
(Any constructive criticism is fine here — bear in mind, I had a spreadsheet open and just put some numbers in. This is more about the logic than anything else)
Say Nnamdi and Chris are two corners and there are only two sides of the field (left and right). Nnamdi is an elite corner and breaks up 90% of passes thrown his way, while Chris only breaks up 50% of passes thrown his way. If a QB (let’s call him Nate Longshore) throws 100 times, fifty to Chris’ side and fifty to Nnamdi’s side, he will complete 5 passes on Nnamdi’s side and 25 on Chris’ side, completing an aggregate of 30 passes.
Now, Nate went to Cal and he’s smart enough to not throw fifty-fifty. Now he throws 90 out of 100 passes to Chris’ side and 10 out of 100 passes to Nnamdi’s side. Now, out of 100 passes, Nasty Nate has completed 46 aggregate passes (45 to Chris’ side, 1 to Nnamdi’s). This is common sense, but that’s what I said in the parentheses.
If Rated-R Superstar had his way and Nnamdi were traded away and a corner equal to Chris were placed on Nnamdi’s side (50% breakup rate), then Nate will complete an aggregate of 50 passes, which is more than if he had his prior uneven distribution.
I hope that makes sense.
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That does make more sense, except for the fact that you left out how 90% of Nasty Nate’s interceptions would be returned for touchdowns.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
100% in the 4th quarter, only 50% in the other quarters.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
(440): Got a basket, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
(via TFLN)
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I thought I typed that in!
There went all the funny of the post :(
(440): Got a basket, some candy, 100 plastic eggs, 50 condoms & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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Yeah, I was kinda wondering what was so hilarious about the initial statement.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it a secret? Also, not the first time somebody (probably you) has posted TFLN stuff in a DBD.
Go Bruins!
You mean aside from where you typed
(via TFLN)and then I went and spent a diverting few moments reading about the debauched youth of today… and trying to suppress my jealousy?
Are you jealous that they are doing now (and you’re not), or that you never were debauched when you were younger?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
My fav (so Far):
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I’d rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple “no” would have sufficed
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I wouldn’t have thought that one had to worry overmuch about catching anything from a public toilet seat by comparison to (presumably bare back) genital contact.
Do you suppose that the first text was sent by Harbaugh?
…reply fail? Because I really hate to think how this might relate to UFC 111.
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by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It happens to the best of us. And Twist.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF is Greta Gerwig
Instead, what Ms. Gerwig does in "Greenberg" confirms a suspicion that began to bubble up through the diffidence and indirection of movies like "Hannah Takes the Stairs," "LOL" and "Nights and Weekends," all of which she made in collaboration with Joe Swanberg. Ms. Gerwig, most likely without intending to be anything of the kind, may well be the definitive screen actress of her generation, a judgment I offer with all sincerity and a measure of ambivalence.
Is it really possible for this person to be the defining screen actress of our generation when I literally had never heard of her until I read that headline?
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
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Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Mar 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Arenas avoids jail time for gun offense
ESPN -
WASHINGTON – Gilbert Arenas won’t have to serve jail time, a judge ruled Friday.
The Washington Wizards three-time All-Star point guard was sentenced Friday in D.C. Superior Court by Judge Robert E. Morin on one felony count of violating the District of Columbia’s strict gun laws.
Arenas must serve 30 days in a halfway house and register as a gun offender.
He was sentenced to two years probation and must donate $5,000 to victims of violent crimes fund and do 400 hours community service.
Arenas apologized in court for his actions, saying, “Every day, I wake up wishing it did not happen.”
I’d like to thank all CGB Lawyers/Indians/Chemists, Jeremiah Masoli, LaMichael James, and Rob Beard who helped me understand the diff bet a felony and a misdemeanor.
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Gilbert Arenas won’t have to serve jail time, a judge ruled Friday.
In other news, the sun rose in the east today.
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
It’s shocking that someone with money ends up receiving lighter sentencing than someone without money.
Is that why you`ve never had to appear in court?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
No sir, I have never had to appear in court because I am a law-abiding citizen. Don’t let the business dinners fool you.
Speaking of dinner, I have a nice special going tonight: Roasted butternut squash ravioli with pesto, and pan-seared scallops coated with a fennel seed rub.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Depending on the beer selection, you might be coming out ahead.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
I have my doubts, our hostess is a divorced mother of three and I don’t think her new beau is established enough to be ensuring a decent beer supply. The missus raided a bottle of pinot noir from the basement before setting out to her place, so perhaps I’ll sample that instead.
Buy A-Rod's apartment!
For 55 million. Time to pass the collection plate around again, people.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
Mr. {Leroy} Schecter had initially planned to combine the apartments for himself, but then decided he would rather live in his 25,000-square-foot house in Indian Creek, Fla., than brave New York City winters. So he rented the two-bedroom to Mr. {Alex} Rodriguez for $30,000 a month and the three-bedroom next door to Mr. {Henry} Silverman {Chairman of Cendant} for $40,000 a month. But although they both just renewed their leases for another year, Mr. Schecter has decided to put the apartments on the market for $55 million.
FYI, Mr. Rodriguez and Mr. Silverman’s monthly rent of $30K and $40K are well above the 2009 Federal Poverty Level for a family of 4 (~$22K). Makes me sick.
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Alright, time to go back to work.
I`ll talk to you fine folks on the flip side.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
If you had anywhere near the multitasking (aka blowing off work) skills as Twist, you’d be constantly posting while sousing.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone going to AT&T Park to watch the Gaels play?
http://sf.funcheap.com/march-madness-huge-110-foot-hd-screen-saint-marys-baylor-att-park/
After dispatching #2 seed Villanova, the Gaels resume their hunt for the 2010 NCAA Men’s Basketball National Championship with a free viewing party at AT&T Park to watch their Sweet Sixteen round game vs. #3 seed Baylor with a thousand of your closest friends on the ballpark’s huge HD scoreboard on Friday, March 26, 2010.
The game will be shown on AT&T Park ’s 110’ x 31’ HD scoreboard that guests can see from inside the club level or by sitting outside in the club level seats. Guests can also enjoy the game indoors on the Club Level, which features bars, concessions, and flat screen TVs.

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