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DBD 3.18.10 Time To Vote For Daily Cal's Best Of Berkeley

Last year, we went head to head with the Daily Cal Blog itself and won!  HELL YA DEMOCRACY!  Then for the "Editor Choice" the Editor....................chose THEMSELVES!  WTF!  You lose, despotic dictatorship.

Well, now it is ROUND TWO!  BRING IT ON DAILY CAL BLOG!  WE'LL CRUSH YOU!  TOTAL DOMINATION!  *tears shirt* SAY MY NAME, BITCH!  IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE CGB.............IS COOKING.

So, go here and vote vote vote. 

Here is a direct link to the entertainment site where you can vote for Best Blog, but you might have to sign in first. 

GET READY FOR THE FINISHER!  BTW, what is the name of our Finisher?

Open BBall Practice for Womens NCAAs at Haas:

BERKELEY - Fans are welcome to attend the Friday, March 19, practices of the four teams competing in the NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament first- and second-round games at the University of California's Haas Pavilion. The workouts for 13th-ranked Georgetown, 14th-ranked Baylor, Marist and Fresno State run from noon until 4:15 p.m. and are free and open to the public.

Georgetown will practice from noon-1 p.m.; Marist from 1:05-2:05 p.m.; Baylor from 2:10-3:10 p.m.; and Fresno State from 3:15 p.m.-4:15 p.m.

The NCAA first round commences on Saturday, March 20, at Haas Pavilion, as the tournament's fifth-seeded Georgetown Hoyas take on the 12th-seeded Marist Red Foxes at 5 p.m., with the fourth-seeded Lady Bears from Baylor battling the 13th-seeded Fresno State Bulldogs at 7:30. The second-round game takes place on Monday, March 22, between the winners of the two first-round games at a time to be announced.

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The Jackin Rishi
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TwistOrHook Slam
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Da Yellow Fever
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The I Want HydroTech To Do DBDs From Now On To The Nuts While The Refs Is Occupied By Our Manager
16 votes

26 votes | Poll has closed

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Men’s Team Departing For Jax Photo Gallery. Try to find Aomke!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m prety sure I saw his head poking through some of those bushes in the background.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I saw him being placed in the storage away. He stowed away to Jax!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Womens BBall beats UC Davis:

The California Golden Bears women’s basketball team advanced to the second round of the Women’s National Invitation Tournament with a 74-69 overtime victory over the UC Davis Aggies at Haas Pavilion. Freshman forward Gennifer Brandon set an arena record with 21 rebounds.

Cal started the game shooting 80 percent in the first eight minutes, missing just two of their first 10 field goal attempts, but still found themselves trailing the Aggies 19-17. UC Davis hit five early three-pointers to earn the edge. After the game was tied at 23-23, Cal went on a run, taking the first real advantage of the game. A three-pointer by junior guard Rachelle Federico opened a 7-0 run that put the Bears up 30-23. UC Davis, continuing with their hot perimeter shooting, chipped away at the lead, coming back to take a 33-32 lead of their own with 3:06 remaining in the period. A pair of lead changes and two ties later, the Bears had the ball with 12 seconds left in the period with the game tied 36-36, but a pair of misses sent the game into the break with that same deadlocked score.

The start of the second half was the complete opposite of the first half, with both teams combining to score just seven points in the first seven and a half minutes. After the fifth lead change of the period, Dsvis drained a three to take a 46-42 lead with ten minutes left in the game. An 8-0 Davis run was halted by a trey from senior guard Lauren Greif, but the Aggies still held a 48-45 lead. The Bears pulled within two, 50-48, on a three by Layshia Clarendon. An inspired Davis team turned up the pressure, forcing turnovers and scoring on the offensive end to build up an eight point lead, 56-48. Cal got it back down to a two point deficit, 58-56, with 1:49 remaining after five straight points from Layshia Clarendon. Two huge blocks by Gennifer Brandon gave Cal the ball back, down two, 60-58. Brandon got a layup on the opposite end to tie the game. Davis took the ball down court, taking a shot and missing, with Brandon fighting for and getting the rebound with 15.7 seconds left in the game.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Womens Tennis beats Harvard:

BERKELEY – The ninth-ranked California women’s tennis team (10-3) swept all nine matches to earn a 7-0 victory over No. 51 Harvard (6-6) on Wednesday (March 17) at the Hellman Tennis Complex. The Golden Bears posted their 10th win of the season as No. 16-ranked junior Marina Cossou recorded her sixth consecutive singles victory at court two in a 6-3, 6-0 decision over Hideko Tachibana.

Cal claimed the doubles point for the 12th time this season as it swept all three courts. Sophomore Stephany Chang and freshman Annie Goransson were the first pair off the courts as they registered an 8-4 win over Caroline Davis and Alexandra Lehman at court three. Cossou and senior Kasia Siwosz sealed the point for the Bears with an 8-2 win at court two against Kristin Norton and Tachibana. Cal’s No. 6-ranked duo of junior Mari Andersson and sophomore Jana Juricova put away Holly Cao and Samantha Rosekrans at the top court in an 8-4 win to finish off Cal’s three-match sweep.

Goransson spent just an hour at court five to post her 6-0, 6-1 win over Sophie Chang to give Cal a 2-0 advantage in the match. The Bears went up, 3-0, when Stephany Chang defeated Lehman at court six, 6-1, 6-2. Cossou finished things off against Tachibana next to award the Bears with a 4-0 victory.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Good show, I say!

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

INDEED!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mens Golf tied for 5th after National Invitational:


TUCSON – Cal ended the first day of action Wednesday at the National Invitational Tournament tied for fifth place with an 11-over par 36-hole total team score of 587 (294-293). The Bears are 18 shots behind first-day leader TCU (286-283 – 569, -7) and also trail host Arizona (293-284 – 577, +1), Texas (291-288 – 579, +3) and Baylor (289-292 – 581, +5) in the event being held at the Omni Tucson National. Cal is tied for fifth place with SMU (293-294 – 587, +11).

“All I know is that we should be a whole lot closer to par than we are right now,” said head coach Steve Desimone. “Good teams finish strong and that’s something we’ve done all year, but we sure didn’t do it today.”

Stephen Hale is the top Golden Bears individual after the first 36 holes with a one-over par score of 145 (73-72) and is six shots off the pace set by first day co-leaders Johan de Beer of TCU (68-71 – 139, -5) and Joakim Mikkelsen of Baylor (70-69 – 139, -5).

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens BBall post game quotes:

“Very happy about the win. I am glad that we fought like we did in the second half and made some adjustments, mostly rebounding. They are a great team and we had to fight hard to get it.”

“I think the two sitting next to me (Layshia Clarendon and Gennifer Brandon), both of them. Genn had 19 (points) and 21 (rebounds). It is hard. She played 37 minutes. It was hard to go with one post player the entire game. There were times when she was exhausted. Luckily, the time outs came accordingly and she got a little bit of rest. She just had to suck it up and she did a great job with points and rebounds.”

“I wasn’t getting anything from my posts, other than Genn, so I wasn’t going to just lay down and give them the game. Whoever was going to show up and play hard was who was going to be out there. I thought Lauren (Greif) did a great job on (Paige Mintun). She is a traditional post, so for Lauren to play that kid the whole game, that was really tiring and difficult. But she did a great job and allowed other people to get easy looks. You never want to go into a game shorthanded like that, especially with Lexi (Alexis Gray-Lawson) being out, we went even more shorthanded tonight.”

On what was different the second half from the first

“They packed it in until the very end. In the beginning, they were trapping and we just sort of picked it apart. In the second half, they didn’t come out and trap until they were down and were trying to come back. They sat in that and made us shoot outside shots. We didn’t get the looks we were getting early in. And then when we were going with four guards, it was hard because it is not natural for our guards to have to be in the post position and weave an entry there, so we were just trying to run a cutter offense. After awhile I thought we settled down and got Genn some touches. And she finished. And that was good for us.”

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Softball loses to something called Libscomb:

HONOLULU – The No. 12/13 California softball team began its spring break with a 1-0 loss to Lipscomb in the opening day of the Chevron Spring Fling, hosted by the University of Hawaii. This was the first meeting in program history between the Golden Bears (19-5 overall) and the Bison (20-2).

Lipscomb’s game-winning run came in the bottom of the sixth after 5.5 innings of scoreless play. The Bison began the inning with a double to right center by first baseman Kellie Sirus. Arioto got the next batter – second baseman Abby Keese – with a swinging strike out to give the Bears one out with Sirus holding still on second.

Catcher Mollie Mitchell stepped up next for the Bisons and selected the first pitch she saw from Arioto for a single up the middle, plating Sirus. Arioto struck out the next two batters – third baseman Christen Campbell looking and right fielder Caroline Mason swinging – but the damage had been done.

In the top of the seventh, Taylor Kelly was the only Bear to reach base after she earned a nine-pitch walk.

The game, which took place at the Rainbow Wahine Softball Stadium under scattered showers, saw the Bears leave four runners on base and the Bisons leave six stranded.

Lipscomb is receiving votes in both national ranking polls.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

in Tennessee. I think they have a pretty good team?

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nashville religious school.

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wat
Chevron Spring Fling

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lipscomb is 20-3 this year. They have a pitcher who’s thrown 3 no-hitters this season and has a 13-1 record. She pitched a 1-hitter against Cal.

Unranked Hawaii beat Lipscomb 3-0, so perhaps we’ll have a better shot if we get to face Lipscomb’s # 2 pitcher.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball loses to Houston:

Down 7-0, the Cal baseball team made an impressive comeback with eight runs in the bottom of seventh inning, but was not able to hold on to the lead, falling 12-9 in 11 innings to visiting Houston Wednesday afternoon at Evans Diamond. The Golden Bears and the Cougars both saw their records go to 9-6. Besides Cal scoring eight runs with two outs in the seventh inning, freshman center fielder Darrel Matthews had a clutch two-out RBI triple in the bottom of the 10th inning to keep the Bears alive, 9-9, going into the 11th inning.

Cal faltered in the top of the 11th inning when Bear freshman right-hander Michael Lowden (0-1, 1.2 innings, two hits, three runs, two earned runs, one walk) gave up a lead-off walk to the Cougars’ Chris Wallace. Pinch runner Dakota Dill was sacrificed to second base and then scored on a single to left field by Matt Creel when Cal catcher Chadd Krist was unable to handle a throw from left fielder Chad Bunting at the plate. Houston added two more insurance runs when Zak Presley later hit a two-out homer over the right field fence.

The winning pitcher for the Cougars was Creel, who had moved from first base to pitch in the eighth inning (2-0, 3.2 innings, four hits, one run, two walks, one strikeout). William Kankel earned his first save of the season for Houston when he got Austin Booker to ground out in the bottom of the 11th inning.

Despite losing the game, the Bears did have an outstanding comeback in the seventh inning, scoring eight runs on seven two-out RBI (RBI double by Matthews, RBI single by junior second baseman Brian Guinn, RBI single by sophomore left fielder Danny Oh, RBI single by junior first baseman Mark Canha, RBI double by Krist, RBI double by freshman third baseman Tony Renda, go-ahead RBI single by freshman designated hitter Devin Rodriguez) off Houston relievers Mo Wiley and Codey Morehouse.

Canha, Krist, Renda, Rodriguez, Matthews and freshman right fielder Jimmy Bosco all finished two hits apiece as Cal end the day with 16 hits. Houston finished with 18 hits.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

no, don’t…it sucks.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAAP is still around? Shouldn’t Hoku Jeffries and Ronald Cruz be 105 by now???

UC Berkeley’s Defend Affirmative Action Party will run four executive candidates in the 2010 ASUC general election on a platform advocating civil rights and equality for all students across race, gender, sexual orientation and socioeconomic class.

This year’s DAAP candidates are Talya Hezi for president, Maria Belman for external affairs vice president, Damien Anderson for academic affairs vice president and Jonathon Brooks for student advocate. The party is not fielding a candidate for executive vice president.

The candidates are also all running for senate seats.

Hezi said DAAP’s priorities include keeping education public, affordable and accessible, fighting for financial aid for undocumented students and eliminating the SAT requirement in UC admissions.

If elected to the presidency, Hezi said she would propose initiatives to the senate to encourage public officials to support the rights of underrepresented students, fight to overturn California’s constitutional ban on gay marriage and work toward making an attorney available during student conduct hearings.

DAAP’s candidates criticized the ASUC’s current elected officials for not taking a more active role in student advocacy efforts.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand your comment.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hoku Jeffries and Ronald Cruz were the head of DAAP. They were there from when you were there until I think after I was there. Years and years and years. I think they went part time so that they could focus on DAAP more. Im surprised it survived their eventual gradutaion.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Professional students.

I should’ve done that. One unit a semester. That’s 60 years in college! Let’s party down.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to BAMN?

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by BearStage on Mar 18, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

If DAAP is still around, BAMN might be, too!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, BAMN is still there

no cal bear? no care

by EchoOfSilence on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy
DAAP is ASUC elections are still around?

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by natteringnabob on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Twist
The Jackin Rishi

I really don’t need this visual in my head. What Rishi does in the privacy of his own home is his business.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I feel dirty, somebody wash me.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

pshaw

He probably got course credit for it.

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"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The new yell after his putts will be “GET IN THE HOLES!”

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by turkey on Mar 18, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

“IT’S IN THE ROUGH!”

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Why did I follow that link?!?!

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

This implies to me that Elan found out well before the Thanksgiving attack.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, cuz he says “almost”.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, mised that. So, she ALMOST found out!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, 33SwisherSweet is a leader of men!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

To infinity. AND BEYOND!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im makin phone calls. This dude I needed to talk with is on vacation. Vacation!?!? You arent allowed to be on vacation!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You going to the A's opening day?

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a possibility (have to arrange day/night care duty).....

Regardless, I’ll be there for that Thursday day game vs. the M’s. Anyone interested in ditching work as well?

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be there. Tailgating starts at 5, south parking lot.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like this just says so much about you.

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by turkey on Mar 18, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like to go on the 2nd day of the initial homestand. Y’know, when the real 400 A’s fans show up.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carp, stop sounding like a giants fan....

stadium is nice, attendance, barry bonds, lincecum, knbr, etc. It’s extremely gay.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ultimately, how many rings do they have since moving to SF?

We all know the answer, so stop trumpeting the tradition of the giants. There is none unless you count losing.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

  1. of SF giants rings: 0 (haha)

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

but i’m an A’s fan!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be there…. and try to get off early for tailgating

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that SwisherSweet posted it should have been warning enough.

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by BearStage on Mar 18, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Mmmmm … classy!

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by SoCal Oski on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STANFORD!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Classy all the way

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on Mar 18, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a typical day on the DBD to me.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought of Tiger as a PSoCY kind of guy.

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not surprised. Not surprised at all.

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by SoCal Oski on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate reading these.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad that guy had a gun to your head forcing you to read them!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a method besides reading which one can use to extract meaning from printed words that I’m missing?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s called not reading. It happens when you stumble upon something you hate to read.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see, so I’m supposed to not read printed content that I have determined to be awful by….what method?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually read the first one. Then if I determine it’s awful, I don’t read any more. You have a curious way of reading things. Do you watch bad movies all the way through?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your method! It’s you. You said you hated it. If you hated reading it, just stop. Therew ere like a thousand of em. What is it like Lays potato chips you cant just read one?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your

So bad I stopped there.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally! You are learning!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

F

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, with practice yours can one day be just as good.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I have thoroughly reviewed the sexting in question, and I must say: meh. He is as boring as we all used to think he was, and considerably less intelligent. I mean, asking her whether she’s done all these garden-variety kinky things? Dude. She’s a porn star. She’s done everything you can imagine, plus a whole range of things you can’t. Isn’t that why you hook up with a porn star? Jeez.

by Scootie on Mar 18, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger only eats turkey if it’s on a club sandwich, but he enjoys tuna in all forms.

by Itchy25 on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HEYO!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

(NSFW) pics to the name

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger has poor grammar. Lots of to/too and your/you’re kinds of mistakes. What do you expect though, from a former ’Furdie.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I expected his assistant to write that on his behalf.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niners GM may step down…radio guy said his agent denied such allegations.

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Who cares? The Raiders are the only important Bay Area team.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Sabrecats would take offense to that! Were they to still exist.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are so East Bay…I love it.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sooooooooooooooooooooo East Bay, you like Walnut Creek’s Chris Ruth’s Steakhouse over San Francisco’s Chris Ruth’s Steakhouse!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boom! Central Valley’d.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s almost as if you want to get banned.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can ruffle the feathers of Rishi al you want. But you do NOT insult the Dub See! What’s next? Mocking the Lamorinda area? YOU WOULDN’T! YOU MUSN’T!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I picked Louisville in my bracket.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged for pandering for recs.
Also, rec’d

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Mar 18, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually a very helpful map. I am familiar with the geographical locations of the trash, pussies, and pricks in SoCal but had been wondering for some time about NorCal.

by Itchy25 on Mar 18, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

And are the “pricks” on the list those living in the wealthier areas?

by Itchy25 on Mar 18, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very much so. Thats Danville, San Ra, Blackhawk area.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Tedford live somewhere in that vicinity?

by Itchy25 on Mar 18, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He lives in Blackhawk, I believe. Its an unbelievably wealthy gated community.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always wanted to do the backstroke in my personal bank vault filled with gold coins ala Scrooge McDuck…

by Itchy25 on Mar 18, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good thing CGB has an Air Force

http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/jeff-tedfords-house/view/?service=1

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look at that house and my first thought is “holy fuck cleaning that place is going to be a bitch”

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the servants stay off to the left in the tiny outhouse building past the bushes.

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found a pair of testicles the other day, you arent missing any I hope?

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you spending your time that you’re finding testicles laying about?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle, apparently

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s big, but it’s not crazy big.

by DC Trojan on Mar 18, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want it!

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by AndBears on Mar 18, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Although I think he should have turned part of his front yard/driveway into a pitch n putt.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

my bad; he already has a putting green off to the right. Not enough room to work on his chip shots tho.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was a difficult decision, I’m sure.

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by AndBears on Mar 18, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn there are way too many places in that backyard to get high.

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s about the only situation I imagine that a chemist would find himself on that property.

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think Tedford lives in One Memorial Stadium. That’s why Bob Gregory left him.

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by solarise on Mar 18, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

But his wife and kids hav ea sweet house in Blackhawk!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Tedford sex scandal?

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shame this little gold nugget fell through the cracks. Rec’d.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you would like that I excised Piedmont.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the kind of attention to detail we like to see around here.

?

by turkey on Mar 18, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is a chemist…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whats Dublin/Pleasanton?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

either C-Valley or Cawk Suckers.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

a BART stop

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by natteringnabob on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

L’town is so East Bay your insults didn’t even reach.

by GBB4188 on Mar 18, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore East Bay

You did.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t I love both.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders suck balls. Keep fellating the old creeper Davis.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, we have 174 people in our Pick Em now. Gonna be a tough year to win.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

UNLESS YOUR NAME IS FIRE STARKEY!!!!! SUCK IT BITCHES!!!!!

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Attention people living in LA:where to watch the Cal vs Lousy-ville game?

Where’s a good place to watch the Cal vs Lousy-ville game?

I’ll be in LA on Friday night – what’s a good Cal-friendly sports bar/pub/restaurant to watch the game?

Thanks!

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by BearStage on Mar 18, 2010 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Sorry this is late.

Busby’s on Santa Monica near Berkeley Ave was the West LA Cal alumni bar during the football season, so it likely will have some Old Blues there. But there are also a high-proportion of horrid LA hispters, Ucla jackoffs, and other poseurs and geeks there.

Joxer Daly’s in Culver City is a good sports bar, as is Sports Harbor in MdR.

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by SoCal Oski on Mar 19, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

FYI on the Daily Cal voting

for “best blog”,

are all choices to vote for. Which one do we choose? Or does it matter? They’ll know it’s all the same choice, right?

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by BearStage on Mar 18, 2010 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Questionable

I’m sure that’s how they’re going to end up justifying giving themselves the Best Blog award again. Their multiple names and entries split the vote! I voted for California Golden Blogs.

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is just a syptom of people voting for different things. Its prolly just a program that runs the “favorites” of items that were voted often (perhaps even reaching back to last year). So, its not really the Daily Cal’s doing, per se. They are trying to offer favorites, but people are voting in various different ways. They better count it as the same, tho!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, I don’t think it’s them deliberately trying to split the vote either, but I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if they somehow “neglected” to add all of the votes together for us.

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem... Oakland sucks

East Bay isn’t all that great either with Berkeley being an exception only because UCB is there.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t call Oakland dirty, he said it sucked. I disagree, but he’s entitled to his opinion, and he’s not being hypocritical.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, but how do you explain royrules22’ rant against Sati! So, its OK in Kerala, but not OK in Emeryville??? I mean c’mon!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude you make no fucking sense.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mumbai and Bombay yea, same

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Mumbai and Fremont that were the same thing…

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever thought you were you just really, really, really stupid?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

All the time. I got Rishi to thank for that.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats, you just made a future banking titan shed a single tear.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should read the preface of Michael Lewis' new book "The Big Short."

Pretty much says that these big banks pay big money to kids in their mid 20’s who know next to nothing and have them peddle all sorts of financial “products” they know nothing about. A quick 2 minute read that puts the Rishi’s of the world into perspective for the rest of us.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 18, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, definitely. I saw/heard a couple of interviews he did this week (NPR, 60 minutes, Daily Show), and in one of them he was talking about when he worked for Solomon Bros. back in the 1980s when he was a young 20-something himself, and how one year he got this huge bonus, a couple hundred grand (in the 80s), and he was wondering just exactly what it was that was of any real value he actually produced to earn that kind of money in the first place.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you want, I can break down the joke for you.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

feel free. I don’t know what the fuck a Sati is

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? It was a rather obscure practice that various invaders of India attempted to stamp out.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I’ve heard of that mainly in American textbooks. I never knew of the name though

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, even I know what that is, and I’m not Indian nor TnH.

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

not Indian nor TnH

lol

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you are a chemist, right? Gotta protect the Venn diagram!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE MUST PROTECT THIS VENN DIAGRAM

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS OUR VENN DIAGRAM!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to get an argument over the use of words. However, nowhere did I call my boy RR22

a hypocrite. However, I did call into question RR22’s credibility on this matter.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

few Since WC ain’t East Bay, we dodged this bullet!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

OFN

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

OFN, indeed!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

royrules, you suck. So there

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That has nothing to do with EB’s suckiness however.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

No but it does put your credibility at question. If you suck, anything you think sucks is probably AWESOME.

CGB Lawfirm, can I get a ruling?

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I rule that costs are assessed against CALumbus Bear.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reversed and remanded.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who died and made you the Appeals Judge of me?!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reconsideration denied.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Mar 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motion To Remove.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granted.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overruled.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motion To Remove

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I OBJECT!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT THE TRUTH!

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SOYLENT GREEN ROSEBUD

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overruled!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I objectify!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustained!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summary judgment!

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cant summary judgment a judge.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you can summary judgment the case, right? You DID file the motion, didn’t you??

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You file a motion for summary judgment against another party ina case. I have filed several Motions To Remove the various judges here.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to help you out here. Can’t you take a hint?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’m Rishi.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get one, that’s ONE (1), §170.6 motion to remove a judge per case. You are completely out of them. That means I am now your judge, your jury and your executioner.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I motioned to remove you as judge.

I am going to preemptory you.

As for the executioner aspect, you look terrible with that black mask on. You really need to just slow down here and re-think the plan.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

loud LEGAL noises!

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by AndBears on Mar 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wasted your one and only preemptory challenge on Ohio Bear. You must have been feeling lucky, punk. But you were wrong.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHALLENGE FOR CAUSE!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hold you in contempt.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hold YOU in contempt! ReMotion To Remove, BITCH!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ReContempted.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You all did well without me, kudos. CalBear81 wins, so ordered, costs assessed against Twist.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 19, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

MOTION TO MURDER

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by TwistNHook on Mar 19, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about the common law principle that even a broken clock is right twice a day? That means that, even if one accepts the premise that royrules sucks, you can’t exclude the possibility that the east bay also sucks.

by DC Trojan on Mar 18, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes We Can!

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a nice thing to say about Lynbrook High School!

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I NEED MORE POPCORN! SOMEBODY BRING ME THE EXHUMED CORPSE OF ORVILLE REDEBACHER!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s here in Ohio. I’ll go work on that.

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by Ohio Bear on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Indian people live in Fremont!

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

To bad I don’t care much for either (Fremont or Mumbai).

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Royrules,

You suck monkey butt. We don’t care for you either. Phhhbbbbbbttttt!

Signed,

The Good People of Fremont

by Kodiak on Mar 18, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with Fremont. It’s only recently turned into apathy

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im just impressed you didnt call it by Bombay.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken vindaloo is BOMB

by Itchy25 on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

FIREBOMB is the correct word, i think. never again

no cal bear? no care

by EchoOfSilence on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Painful restroom experience the day after?

by Itchy25 on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talked to and inside source yesterday

Apparently, the Refs did not see Lexi go down last Saturday, which is why play was not stopped. They directly apologized to coach Boyle as soon as they could. This doesnt excuse them for how they reacted to the fans, but at least they weren’t letting the play go because they couldnt stop.

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

If they didn’t see her go down, no wonder why they miss so many freaking calls during games. They are blind.

by Cali49a on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

refs=bad

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the inside info! Good to know the truth, even if I’m not sure which I’d rather prefer.

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by AndBears on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping what they mean is that they saw her go down but didn’t realize she was seriously injured, since players do go down all the time for short periods of time and then get back up and rejoin play.

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure thats what they meant… saw go down, didnt realize she didnt get back up

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I do not see that large inanimate body lying prone on the floor.”

Uhh … Pac-10 refs … I’m speechless.

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, she is only a 5’8" guard — easily missed.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

but in a size only 94’ long by 50’ wide?

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by AndBears on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know this should probably go the the live thread....

But, Old Dominion and ND are tied with 5 to play

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

ODU, ODU, ODU, ODU!

God I hate Notre Dame.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Robert Morris up 5 on Nova 14 to play

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

chupamela

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by GoldBlooded on Mar 18, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only have Nova winning 2 games, less than most people I suspect, so if they lose, I won’t be broken hearted at all

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talk abotu it here.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to talka bout it there!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m sayin’

?

by turkey on Mar 18, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

When did you turn into Bossy the Cow?

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

On his wedding night.

?

by turkey on Mar 18, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are a man of sound judgment.

by DC Trojan on Mar 18, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

ODU wins. Yay.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that makes me 0 for 1 so far.

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You and just about everyone else.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good i hate ND

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by solarise on Mar 18, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet C-Mart is happy.

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who entered “California Golden Blogs” in every category?…I put us in for best barbecue since Looney’s is awful.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Mar 18, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

his taste in barbecue, i guess. looney’s terrible dry food combined with the 45 minute wait and expensive drinks make for a stupid restaurant

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by GoldBlooded on Mar 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB roll call

I figured it would be a good time to take roll, as a Danville cub scout leader has been arrested for child porn.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

here!

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and people wonder why I keep my children away from like organizations.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve given in on the subject of the girl scouts, but only because of the cookies.

by DC Trojan on Mar 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we taking roll just to make sure none of us are the Danville cub scout leader in question?

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm here

but my family in danville is unaccounted for…

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by GoldBlooded on Mar 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it should be perfectly obvious that it wasn’t me.

by DC Trojan on Mar 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or me

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by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did say the East Bay sucks, so maybe this is all part of your master plan to prove your theory.

?

by turkey on Mar 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, it wasn’t that obvious to me. Then I remembered you think the East Bay sucks and it cleared you

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should’ve been obvious because I don’t even live in California anymore

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by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A LIKELY EXCUSE!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is actually

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you couldn’t come back to the Bay Area? There are no more airplanes? No Greyhound buses? No cars? Trucks? Horses? Helicopters? Mules? Feet?

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I didn’t.

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by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s not allowed to come back to the Bay Area. Something about being 400 lbs and surrounded by pizza boxes and mountain dew.

by Kodiak on Mar 18, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit I was watching The Biggest Loser yesterday because I was bored and holy crap 500 fucking pounds!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try to avoid watching that show. I think I’d feel really guilty about the sympathy weight I put on during this past preggy episode.

by Kodiak on Mar 18, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Rags is losing weight and making me look bigger by comparison. Jerk.

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by AndBears on Mar 18, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, thanks to the Bush Administration, there are no more mules.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are four of them pulling barges on the C&O canal. They only escaped because Bush Administration appointees refused to live in Maryland.

by DC Trojan on Mar 18, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But plenty of jackasses.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zhang’d!

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mental Note: Quit cub scouts.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one else is gonna go for the “I just can’t quit you” line? Probably too freaked out by the mental image of Den-master Twist.

by Kodiak on Mar 18, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you’re great at getting Tenderfoot’s to First Class in no time.

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by carp on Mar 18, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaels-Spiders tied at 36 at Half

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Racers with ball up 1, 57.5 to go

Theyre gonna give em a second or two more though

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Chronicle’s just reminded me that somewhere, students are on spring break, lying on a beach and/or partying with no abandon. Oh well, I’m having a fantastic cup of tea.

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

No abandon? Doesn’t sound like much of a party.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re trying to ruin my cup of tea, it won’t work.

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to help your cup of tea. If it’s a weak party, your tea would be better in comparison, no?

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appreciate the thought. Now do something about me not lying on the beach! :)

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminded me, I go on spring break next week. I won’t be online but will be driving down to my family in San Diego. (Rags will be working, so no change there). If I weren’t preggers I could make like an SD high school student and hit up Tijuana.

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by AndBears on Mar 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

I liked your "hella pregnant’ line the other day.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I’m at work actually working :(

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This means you are now officially old, RR.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit. I’m still younger than everyone else on this blog though! Yay!

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by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

rollonubears may have something to say about that.

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap forgot about him. Ok second youngest!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rated-R Superstar may have something to say about that.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m younger than you are too

by boomtho on Mar 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you legally go into a bar?

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by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But who is more Indian?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanjaya

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by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonto.

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by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tantra, yes. Tonto, no.

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by atomsareenough on Mar 18, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on the scene.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 18, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC BATTLE

Over at NetsDaily the guy who’s the last holdout at the future site of the Nets arena showed up and is trying to give me a weak legal argument about why he shouldn’t have to leave…even though his title was turned over to the development company. LINK

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe ‘epic’ isn’t the best way to describe that …

by sec119 on Mar 18, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, ok, I was expecting the guy to respond again. Anyway, he’s a bit of a maroon.

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I brought a dash of DBD-ness into the fray over there too.

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by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Good.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Mar 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most ludicrous part is the simple fact that the worst fucking teams in the history of the NBA, let alone one of the worst fucking teams in history, is getting a new arena. No amount of fancy seats and tasty food will attract people to that festering, putrescent ass-boil of a team. I say let ‘em rot. I’d tell ‘em to go to hell, but they’re already in New Jersey and I don’t feel like repeating myself.

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by BearStage on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now, that was just mean.

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