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Cal Basketball Caption Contest: Pac-10 Tournament Edition

We forgot to do a caption contest last weekend. The previous two weeks we've done it, we ended up winning out that weekend. Blame Saturday's loss and all national woes (like the Great Pacific Waste Patch) on me.

For your viewing pleasure, a double dip this week! Label your captions as Caption 1 and Caption 2 and put them in their own separate comments (i.e. if you have a caption for both posts,  use your first comment for Caption 1 and then your second for Caption 2. That way we can use the 'most recs system properly as a way to reward the best captions). Winners to be announced next week.

Photo 1 (This is Randle's ball)

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Photo 2 (Amoke happy, Boykin fierce)

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Previous caption contest's winner is FrankCohen with 4 recs!

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"Patrick Christopher and Jamal Boykin enjoy the Fruit of their labor"

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Caption 2

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Flava Flav style)

by CalBearsFan on Mar 16, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Caption 1

“Now tell me…where the hell is Seth Davis!”

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Mar 16, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Caption 2

Amoke: Hai Guys!
Boykin: Dude, you forgot to wear deodorant again!

by 8Gigs8 on Mar 16, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Caption 1

Biggest. Kidney stone. Ever.

All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!

by rollonubears on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol’d

FREE BUSTER POSEY
But on the other hand, can Buster Posey match Bengie Molina's spring training heroics? It's debatable.

by djp4cal on Mar 17, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Winner. Nicely done.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption 1

Jerome Randle with a rebound for the University of California men’s basketball team.

CGB: Preventing the rest of the Cal blogosphere from getting press passes since 2006.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption 2

Two basketball players on the Cal men’s team celebrate after a strong showing versus another university.

CGB: Preventing the rest of the Cal blogosphere from getting press passes since 2006.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGWHO WRITES YOUR MATERIAL!??!?!?!?!!!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption 1

I’m little Mike Tyson. Who stole my tiger?!

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Mar 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I picked Louisville in my bracket.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Mar 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not a caption.

And FUCK YOU.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well aren’t you going to feel silly when Cal ruins your bracket by going to the Final Four.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Mar 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re making brackets for women’s volleyball?

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Beat me to it

Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN

by CruzinBears on Mar 17, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caption 1

Jerome Randle, senior point guard for the University of California men’s basketball team, giving birth to a basketball. Both father and ball are doing fine.

Whose Axe?

OUR AXE!

by SoCal Oski on Mar 17, 2010 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Caption 2

Don’t you ever, EVER, say “penis goes where/” again. It’s not funny.

Whose Axe?

OUR AXE!

by SoCal Oski on Mar 17, 2010 8:03 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Caption 1: How ’bout these ONIONS?!?!

Caption 2: WTF!?!? PSoCYA just ain’t my thing!

by Kodiak on Mar 17, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Caption 1

“Aight guys, check it out… Back to the basket, under the legs, up in the air, granny shot. That’s right, I’m Pac-10 POY in H-O-R-S-E, too, bitches!”

"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97

by atomsareenough on Mar 17, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Caption 2

Amoke: “Wooo, we won!!!”
Boykin: “Whatchoo smilin’ about, fool? We’ve got 6 more games to win. Now drop and give me 10.”

"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97

by atomsareenough on Mar 17, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

1. Jerome Randle: God, Mortal, or Leapfrog Champion of the Universe.

2. The joyous, the raucous, and the don’t you dare fuck with me

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Caption 2

Amoke: “I just killed a hooker…it was awesome! Bro hug!”
Boykin: “Dude…WTF”

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Mar 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Caption 2

Amoke: Hey Jamal, I recently took a fat shit on the hopes and dreams of thousands of Cal fans 2 days befre the biggest basketball game of my life.

Boykin: Rad.

by AlucardXVIII on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Revised Caption 2

Amoke: “Woo, is it over yet??”
Boykin: “It is for you, dummy.”

"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97

by atomsareenough on Mar 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Photo 2

“I just made a GREAT play. I don’t want a hug; give me KISS, DAMMIT !!!”

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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