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Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
RIP Peter Graves. Oever and out.
Cal Women's Basketball in the Women's NIT for the first time since 1987
The California Golden Bears women's basketball team will be playing in the post season for the fifth straight year, earning an at-large bid to the WNIT. They will open play on Wednesday, March 17, hosting the UC Davis Aggies at Haas Pavilion at 7:00 p.m.
Tickets for the game will go on sale Tuesday March 16th at 9 am over the phone, online or at the Athletic Ticket Office window. All seats will be general admission and the prices are: Adults - $12; Youth/Senior/Student - $7; Group (10+) - $3.
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I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. … And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs.
grabs kid by shirt
Listen, I’ve been hearing that crap since I was at Ucla, you tell your old man to try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I like my coffee black…like my men.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
The Bears WILL be playing in the Women’s NCAAs! And at Berkeley, too! The Baylor Bears, that is.
BERKELEY, Calif. – Highly-seeded Baylor and Georgetown head a field of four teams coming to Berkeley this weekend when the University of California plays host to first- and second-round games in the 2010 NCAA Division I Women’s Basketball Championship.
Haas Pavilion will welcome four participants to the Memphis Regional for first-round games on Saturday, March 19, at 5 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. PT. Fifth-seeded Georgetown will face 12th-seeded Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference champion Marist in the early match with fourth-seeded Baylor and 13th-seeded Fresno State taking the courts in the second contest. The two winners will tip-off a second-round game at 6:30 p.m. PT on Monday, March 22. Fans can visit www.calbears.com/ncaa2010 for complete information.
Team practices on Friday, March 19, are free and open to the public and will run from noon-4:15 p.m. PT. Georgetown will practice from noon-1 p.m.; Marist from 1:05-2:05 p.m.; Baylor from 2:10-3:10 p.m.; and Fresno State from 3:15 p.m.-4:15 p.m.
Georgetown (25-6, 13-3 Big East) earned an at-large berth into the championship and will make its first appearance since 1993. The Hoyas advanced to the Sweet 16 in their only NCAA appearance that season. Georgetown won 16 consecutive games from Nov. 11-Jan. 23 and is guided by sixth-year head coach Terri Williams-Flournoy. Freshman guard Ta’Shauna “Sugar” Rodgers leads the team with 18.2 ppg with junior guard Monica McNutt putting in 11.4 ppg. Senior forward Jaleesa Butler averages 6.1 rpg to pace the Hoyas on the boards.
Marist (26-7, 15-3 MAAC) received the automatic bid into the tournament by virtue of its Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference tournament title. Led by eighth-year head coach Brian Giorgis, the seven-time defending MAAC regular-season champion Red Foxes will make their fifth straight appearance in the tournament and sixth overall. Marist advanced to the Sweet 16 in 2007. Senior forward Rachele Fitz leads the Red Foxes with a conference-high 18.0 ppg and ranked fourth in the MAAC with 8.2 rpg. Junior guard Erica Allenspach had the MAAC’s top three-point shooting percentage (.424) as she made 56 out of 132 attempts this season.
Baylor (23-9, 9-7 Big 12) makes its school-record seventh consecutive trip to the tournament under 10th-year head coach Kim Mulkey. The Lady Bears won the NCAA title in 2005 and advanced to the Sweet 16 in 2004, ’06 and ’09. Baylor is the national leader in blocks (7.3 bpg) thanks in part to Big 12 Freshman of the Year and Co-Defensive Player of the Year Brittney Griner. Gringer averages 18.8 ppg and has turned away 183 shots this season. She also led the Lady Bears in rebounds with 8.6 rpg. Senior forward Morghan Medlock checks in with 10.8 ppg and 7.3 rpg. Baylor is making its second visit to Berkeley this season after defeating Cal, 69-49, at Haas Pavilion on Nov. 22.
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Womens swimming to defend National Title:
Defending NCAA champion California competes in the 2010 NCAA Women’s Division I Swimming and Diving Championships hosted by Purdue from Thursday, March 18, through Saturday, March 20, at the Boilermaker Aquatic Center in West Lafayette, Ind. Cal head coach Teri McKeever will bring 12 Golden Bears – Lauren Boyle, Erica Dagg, Alexandra Ellis, Colleen Fotsch, Blake Hayter, Sara Isakovic, Liv Jensen, Katie Kastes, Caitlin Leverenz, defending 100-yard butterfly champ Amanda Sims, Heather White and Hannah Wilson – to the national meet.
McKeever, named the 2009 NCAA Coach of the Year after leading Cal to its first national title, and her Bears left for Indiana on Monday morning.
NCAA Championships Information Please visit the official NCAA Web site for these championships at this link:
http://www.ncaa.com/sports/w-swim/champpage/w-swim-div1-index.html
The site includes links to the live results, ticket, hotel and restaurant information. Team rosters and the meet’s psych sheet are available at the live results link – http://www.ncaa.com/sports/w-swim/champpage/inc/div1/w-swim-div1-results.html.
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better than average for his position
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
This
was helpful… thx
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Somehow I expected him to score higher. Anyone know what Syd, Follet, DeSean and Rodgers scored?
In other words, Go Bears!
I think Mack got in the upper 30’s last year.
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I got the same, and that was only because I’d had a couple of glasses of wine, and I interpreted the magazine-page question extremely loosely.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I missed the word “full” for that magazine question, so I took a shortcut and figured that the last page could just be partial.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Not as smart as that Harvard dude who got a 50. Damn Ivy Leaguers! :-(
I saw mentioned in another article that Spiller took it a second time and got his score up to 25. Seems to indicate that people just parse the questions the first time they see them, but once they know what’s coming they’re fine (same scenario for Vince Young a few years ago).
Some of the questions were so ridiculously easy that I wasted time reading them 2-3 times, because I was sure I was missing something.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
It’s designed for football players.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, maybe not designed, but used to evaluate, anyway.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Pat McInally, no?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Rodgers got a 39
According to this ditty I found on the internetz
University of California, Berkeley (38.2, avg of top 5, 36.4 without ML)
42 – Marshawn Lynch* (14 on first try)
39 – Aaron Merz
39 – Aaron Rogers
36 – Thomas Decoud
35 – Justin Forsett
33 – Ryan Riddle
31 – Dante Hughes
30 – Mark Wilson
29 – Lorenzo Alexander
27 – Kyle Boller
26 – Chase Lyman
25 – Tim Mixon (18 on first try)
23 – Lavelle Hawkins
15 – Deltha O’Neal
14 – JJ Arrington
12 – Geoff Mcarthur
10 – Brandon Mebane
I am a Vereenian.
What is the story behind ML taking it twice?
by Tedfordisgod on Mar 16, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t realize he was so bright.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm
one of those scores must be way off…
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
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by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Or they could both be way off and maybe the average of the two would be more accurate. Or maybe he was half-asleep the first time, and the second is more reflective of his ability. Or maybe he gamed the second one somehow. Who knows.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s because the second one was taken against inferior Pac-10 competition.
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by Rishi on Mar 16, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also, to put in the Wonderlic in context...
As a background, the Wonderlic is an IQ test where you get 12 minutes to answer 50 multiple choice questions. A score of ‘20′ is judged as ‘average intelligence’ while a score of ‘10′ indicates literacy issues. Statistically, you can score a ‘5′ or ‘6′ just by guessing randomly. You are allowed one retest and can accept the higher of the two. Retest scores are usually higher, but many actually score lower. Here are some NFL averages:
* Offensive tackle – 26
* Center – 25
* Quarterback – 24
* Guard – 23
* Tight end – 22
* Safety – 19
* Linebacker – 19
* Cornerback – 18
* Wide receiver – 17
* Fullback – 17
* Runningback – 16
I am a Vereenian.
A little more
While an average football player usually scores around 20 points, Wonderlic, Inc. claims a score of at least 10 points suggests a person is literate.8 Furthermore, when the test was given to miscellaneous people of various professions, it was observed that the average participant scored a 24. Examples of scores from everyday professions included:
Chemist – 32
Programmer – 29
Journalist – 26
Sales – 24
Bank teller – 22
Clerical worker – 21
Security guard – 17
Warehouse – 15
Marshawnthusiast – 5
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Chemist – 32
Lawyer – 37
Indian – 44
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Merz, starting offensive lineman around the ’03 to ’05 period. Played for the Bills for at least a couple of years.
I am a Vereenian.
No. They drafted him because of how m uch he sucked.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 16, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How come the words “canard” and “canary” have different pronunciations for the second “a.” It’s spelled “canar” up to that point, but the “ar” sound is choads diff!
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Fuckin’ frog eating, cheating bastards
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions
And toast and fries?
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 16, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
They lose points for having their women not shave their armpits when wearing bikinis.
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by yellow fever on Mar 16, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU FRENCH! WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME WITH YOUR ILLOGICAL PRONOUNCIATIONS!?!?!??! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?!?
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Scottie posted this in the other thread, but you mighta missed it.
Lane Kiffin is currently dominating his matchup in Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. He so sex-ay! Me-ow!
And he’s a 16 seed, too. Can you say Cinderella? DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!??!
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Not the most flattering picture of Natalie Gulbis.
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by yellow fever on Mar 16, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I see you.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
i voted on the athletes
to bad Danica’s up against a TV person.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you see who he was matched against?
Yeeeowch.
Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."
ATTENTION CARP! ATTENTION CARP!
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST HOLES! I REPEAT! THE WORLD’S BIGGEST HOLES! (Caution: An ad autoplayed when I clicked on the link so be carefulsies).
Here is #1:

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Bee Tee Dubinski, check out #6, the world’s largest glory hole.
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Is it from Wheeler mens’ bathroom?
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 16, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
so that's where today's headed is it?
rec’d
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to have feelings of self loathing while furiously pleasuring mysel… oh wait, wrong forum.
This is awkward.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on, it’s the comment section of a sports blog, the amazing thing is that most of us are typing as fast as we are.
i can do about 35 wpm
one handed…
errrrr…..
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I suppose that’s fast if the “w” stands for “words” as opposed to “wanks.” If you need two hands for the latter, Mrs Rocksanddirt must look happy a lot.
or bowlegged
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s your deal?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
you’re right, your circle jerks with Rishi are way more interesting
:)
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first. what’s a circle jerk?
second. where is rishi?
third. whatever you know you love it.
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oh sorry i was unclear. i had to leave the DBD to… take care of some business… Jahvid/wonderlick… you understand.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Ummmm, no.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
if by all you mean you me and scootie, then yes. oh my yes.
Also… oh! we’re circle jerking huh??
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visualizing the logistics of this is making my head hurt
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I lol’d
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
We’ll allow it, Hansel.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 16, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
It involves Rishi being really drunk, LA clubs, and hitting on girls without buying them drinks.
You’d be proud.
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The question is, were you successful?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
obviously not, I don’t think Rishi has scored in at least 2 years.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
The only way I could be less successful would be to get married!
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by Rishi on Mar 16, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec’d for truth
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Flag’d.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
recd
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
wait nvm flagged
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
flag’d for lies
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 16, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, definitely shot down
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
So you broke the 2 year drought? Did you go the slumpbuster route or was this girl actually datable?
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah, that was a one-night thing.
Of course, I rarely use my real name. Who knows?
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by Rishi on Mar 16, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We went over this the other day. He’s not Gujarati, he’s Punjabi. So, Raj Singh.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point. Nothing wrong with a slumpbuster
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing to be ashamed of. What was she, a deuce? A deuce fifty?
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
And age has to be under 12.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lololol,
Sure, Mr. Polanski.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s…not attractive. Unless they are about 4 feet tall, that suggests you like women with no B&B, aka women who look like 13 year old boys.
Come on, Rishi! You’re killing me here.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Tiny women make his appendage look bigger.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He shouldn’t have to worry about that. He is Rishi: Love Assassin.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I could’ve sworn it was Wanks Per Hour.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Although, in the interest of fairness, I did get shot down as well, but that wasn’t the story I was referring to.
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You should’ve gone with the balloonist bit.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Nights are long. I have time to work multiple angles.
I’ll bet you do, Rishi. I’ll bet you do.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, come now. None of us would know the ladies, and most of us don’t know you, so it’s not like you’re protecting anyone here… I think it’s assume that you struck out.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Happens to everyone, and the important thing is you had fun. Did you see the Cal game while you were down there?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Unless there’s a happy ending, we’re not impressed.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
It involves Rishi being really drunk, LA clubs, and hitting on girls without buying them drinks.
how is this a different plot? OH MY… honey did you fall in love?!?! :)
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I met my dream girl. Upon meeting her, I had visions of dancing through the mountains in politically-neutral European countries.
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by Rishi on Mar 16, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The hills are a live, with the dreams of Rishi…
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
im assuming that’s a bollywood reference that i don’t understand.
but either way. mazel tov! you met your girl. :)
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donkey dick leper juice?
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Djibouti denizens languishing judiciously?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
……you need to get laid.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad we finally got away from those Airplane references
to resume our usual, riveting, programming
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I just wanted to say JAI HO!, we’re all counting on you.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim never has a second cup of lassi at home…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What’s our vector, Vikram? We have clearance, Krishna. Rajah that, over.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
bhaang isn’t Gujarit for “sperm” is it?
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I picked the wrong week to quit chewing Qat.
(or is that only Arab countries?)
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yes. solid, but not the killer of
the first one.
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by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
With two people, isn’t it a line jerk?
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
line segment jerk. would need to be an infinite number of people for a line jerk
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by GoldBlooded on Mar 16, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
arrrggghhh
you win this round
shakes fist.
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by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
HOUR HARSHA!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, one person would be point jerking.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Not node jerking?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t have anything to say about your crazy fetishes.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s actually called a reach around…
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by CruzinBears on Mar 16, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
You left to go watch Airplane? Confused.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
choose your response luv:
a) oh geez. wonderlic 12 huh? :(
b) no wasn’t watching airplane. would you like for me to… clarify? ;)
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I defintely see heads exploding here.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I am a master of innuendo.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
lulz
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 16, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
First, i think you know what it is. if not, the internet will surely have many vivid explanations available.
Second, he’s building a snow penis in Truckee.
Third… I’ll admit, it has its charms sometimes.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG
the circle jerks were a punk group in the late 70’s
eerrr….
and some nsfw fratboy activities that i’ll leave to your imagination.
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by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
at least it wasn’t ookie on the cookie.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually bought a Circle Jerks CD in high school… they were mediocre… high energy but not great musicians… I guess 70’s punk actually sort of summed that up
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by CruzinBears on Mar 16, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Airplane Airplane Holes Wanking
I’m not sure you are translating Cuch Cuch Hota Hai correctly. And Robert Graves wasn’t even in that movie!
Or was he???
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Dude, I cant believe my Cuch Cuch Hota Hai ref didnt get no love. WTF! THIS IS THE PERFECT AUDIENCE!
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What can you make out of this? [hands paper]
I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
If I May interrupt this Airplane-a-thon for a sec...
Just read in the Chronicle that lovely, funny, engaging English professor Charles Muscatine has died.
I know there aren’t too many Humanities types on here, but he also taught English 1 when I was in school, so didn’t know if some of you might have had him. Bit of a living legend he was.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Wilner on Duke conspiracy theory:

And the Jayhawks did get a raw deal: The selection committee blew it, big time.
But the biggest blunder — and I’d give the Guerrero committee a C- overall — clearly was the treatment Duke received.
I suppose you could make a case for the Blue Devils being the third overall seed, ahead of Syracuse. That’s a debatable matter.
What is not debatable is that Duke received a stunningly soft draw, especially compared to Kansas.
Compare the high seeds in each region:
Duke gets faltering Villanova as its No. 2, while KU gets rolling, Evan Tuner-led Ohio State.
Duke gets erratic Baylor as its No. 3, while KU gets Big East runner-up Georgetown.
Duke gets fading Purdue as its No. 4, while KU gets ACC regular-season champ Maryland.
Duke gets fair-to-middling Texas A&M as its No. 5, while KU gets nobody-wants-to-play-em Michigan State.
The committee is supposed to balance the brackets, not weigh one down with powerhouses and softened one up with lightweights.
In a word: Abominable.
Unless you’re a conspiracy theorist, and then you might think …
The NCAA is entering a critical phase in regard to its financial future, planning to opt out of its CBS contract this summer (with three years remaining) and enter the open market …
The tournament is responsible for more than 90% of the organization’s annual revenue, which is then distributed to its member institutions …
The prospects for a TV contract as lucrative as the current CBS deal are not bright. There’s a good chance that the open market will result in the NCAA taking a hit (on a per-year basis) unless the tournament becomes a more desirable entity …
Which is the only reason the NCAA is considering expanding to 96 teams — to provide CBS or ESPN with two more days or games to televise. More inventory means more revenue …
The other development that could make the tournament more desirable as it enters the negotiations phase is, of course, a spike in ratings for this year’s event …
And no team moves the needle like Duke …
Imagine the ratings if Duke were to meet Kentucky in the Final Four and Kansas in the title game …
Oh, my.
(A cynic would point out that the Blue Devils have underachieved so completely in the NCAAs in recent years that they need all the help they can get. But I won’t be that cynic. Nope. Not me.)
I’ve known committee members over the years and have always thought it operated with the utmost integrity — that politics were not part of the four-day selection and bracketing process.
And I would never think the committee consciously set about trying to help Duke if it weren’t for:
1) The softness of Duke’s bracket, especially when compared to those of the two teams that were seeded higher than the Blue Devils (KU and Kentucky, which also has a rough road ahead), and
2) The looming TV negotiations in which nothing short of the NCAA’s financial future is at stake.
And that combination … that here-and-now collision of forces … makes me wonder, just a teeny tiny bit.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It’s garbage commentary like this that makes me fairly certain Duke won’t even survive the first weekend. Either Cal or Louisville is taking them down.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Mar 16, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Wilner thinks Cal would trade places with UDub:
Which tandem would you rather face?
(Here’s one way to look at it: Cal is a one-point underdog vs. Louisville while UW’s a two-point dog vs. Marquette; those games are about even in terms of the challenge facing the Pac-10 pair. But playing Duke in Florida and playing New Mexico in Northern California are not equivalent challenges. Not close.
(Here’s another way to look at it: Ask Washington Coach Lorenzo Romar if he’d trade places with Cal. The answer, even from someone as classy as Romar, would be: Hahahahahahahahaha!)
Which team has a better chance to win two games? That should be obvious.
And here’s the thing: Cal got treated fairly by the committee. The Bears were in that No. 8-9 range, which meant they had to be bracketed with a No. 1 seed, and all the No. 1s were in the eastern and central regions.
But Washington … well, let’s just say that the Huskies were fortunate — they were treated very, very, very well for a team that had one non-home win of any consequence …
I mean, how does Marquette feel? All the Golden Eagles did was win the same number of league games as UW (11) while playing in a light-years better conference. (They also played a much tougher non-conference schedule.) And they have to fly more than halfway across the country to face a team playing a day’s drive from its campus.
… So yes, Old and Young Blues: You have reason to wonder why your team didn’t get treated as well as Washington — or better.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

TRUCKEE – Residents and town officials in Truckee aren’t laughing at a snow sculpture of a penis erected by producers of MTV’s “Jackass” this past Saturday.
According to the Sierra Sun newspaper, the producers of the popular MTV series built the sculpture sometime between 2PM and 3PM Saturday evening in front of Truckee’s train depot on Donner Pass Road.
Truckee town manager Tony Lashbrook told the newspaper “Jackass” producers approached the city about a permit to film a sculpture in the town and was asked if the statuette would be pornographic in nature.
Lashbrook told the newspaper, while response from residents wasn’t overwhelming, “we got enough” phone calls regarding the statue.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
And the fact that he has explicitly revealed himself as a phallus-phile is purely incidental?
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, I didn’t specify what sort of hunger he needed to satiate.
by DC Trojan on Mar 16, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s more like it!!
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I did say that I thought it would be of interest to people who visit this site. I was right!
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
by CalBear81 on Mar 16, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d for bringing the news to the good people of CGB.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Rishi = good people?
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Good point. I was thinking more of his expressed love for this type of thing.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
by CalBear81 on Mar 16, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For all we know, he wasn’t in LA at all, and it was all an elaborate ruse to cover his snow-sculpting activities.
What scale is that? 1:100?
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I know. :)
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not Kencraw’s biggest defender, but I don’t think he wants to kill gay people.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit ’phetamines!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Hear hear. There’s a big difference between following the doctrine of the Catholic Church and encouraging Ugandans to execute gay people.
orly?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Pretty sure the Crusades were not about executing gay people.
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Mar 16, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, Pedantic Man, there’s a big difference today.
If this is to be believed, it’s more of a recruiting tool.
Yeah, I think he’s full of it in a lot of ways, but he’s totally entitled to his own personal views, and he doesn’t deserve to be demonized at every opportunity.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m obviously not implying that kencraw is a murderous homophobe. I’m just using his name to draw attention this post.
In other words, Go Bears!
But you are implying he is a murderous Holmoephobe, right?
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Oh, she’s scared as well, she just believes in facing her fears.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Good news for since1997!
Raiders say we’ll see a slimmer JaMarcus Russell
It remains to be seen whether Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell has whipped his fabricated case of “lethargy addiction.” But it’s quite possible that he has beaten his Ho-Ho habit.
“You’ll be surprised when you see him,” Brown told Raiders play-by-play announcer Greg Papa, via Jerry McDonald of InsideBayArea.com. "It’s quite a bit of weight that he’s lost. . . . I don’t want to pin it down and say how much he lost but it will be a significant difference when you see him compared to last year.
“The most important thing is he’s getting in shape. Not only losing weight, but getting in shape. He’s watching his diet, he has special meals brought in that he’s eating, and we have one of the Raiders, a former player there with him to monitor him and make sure things are going fine. The weight thing, he’ll get it down. He’ll get it down.”
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OMG. do you think he reads this blog? and the one bastion of hope for him (me) caused him to make a life change?
LOL Rishi. Can’t wait for the… unveiling.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
**Sniff**
I’m going to miss my $30M DT pretending to be a QB showing up to camp at 285lbs :*(
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Hasiak’s back on the reservation:
UCLA’s offensive line, a weakness in recent years, received a big boost this week when guard Stanley Hasiak was reinstated from indefinite suspension, according to the LA Daily News.
Hasiak, a highly touted 2009 recruit, looked like a candidate to start as a true freshman before his combustible personality got him into trouble. He left the team for personal reasons at one point and was involved in a number of altercations with teammates.
Hasiak will participate in spring practices, which begin April 1.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Deep South Sports, who brought you Bama FotW, has gone off the reservation. They go out with a bang:
Did I say good? Actually business was not good, because minor-league blogging doesn’t pay.
Call me the “Crash Davis” of the Blog-o-sphere.
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once – the 21 greatest days of my blogging life. You know, in the show you never ask to come on Finebaum’s show, somebody calls and asks you. It was great. You get linked on deadspin like every other day, your comment threads take on a life of their own, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.
Ok, those last two don’t apply. Even so, it was time to move on. My life was changing and the blog suffered. But instead of putting DSS out of its misery, signing the DNR and getting on with life, I drug things out. Clinging to the good ole days, like some pseudo-journalistic Brett Favre type asshole.
To do this thing right, it has to be your calling, your lifestyle. Unfortunately, that lifestyle doesn’t play nice with the non-internet world: A career, a wife, a kid, not being fat. Something had to give. It was fun while it lasted, but as you know, all good things…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Unfortunately, that lifestyle doesn’t play nice with the non-internet world: A career, a wife, a kid, not being fat. Something had to give.
Lets play – which one did you give up?
Twist – Career, obviously
Rishi – Wife/kid, not a sacrifice for him. Glad he’s working on the ‘not being fat’ one.
CBKWit – Life, Zombie bloggers can have careers.
Rags – uh oh! Oh wait, he’s great and doing all these things. Especially the not being fat. He even adds ‘being awesome on motorcycle’.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
I gave up contributing!
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Mar 16, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets play – which one did you give up?
Twist – Career, obviously
Rishi – Wife/kid, not a sacrifice for him. Glad he’s working on the ‘not being fat’ one.
CBKWit – Life, Zombie bloggers can have careers.
RagsSCHNOOKY WOOKUMS CUDDLE MUFFIN – uh oh! Oh wait, he’s great and doing all these things. Especially the not being fat. He even adds ‘being awesome on motorcycle’.
fixed
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 16, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Rags hasn’t done any parenting yet; nice to see you’re giving him the benefit of the doubt on that one.
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Just talked to Boykin outside of GBC;
Team is leaving for Jacksonville tomorrow. For those of you who freak out about adjusting to time. (Actually, this probably belongs on BI more…)
FIRE OVERRATED TEDFORD!
Now your comment feels it is on BI
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 16, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And to think that this was one situation where adjusting to time probably isn’t really necessary given how late the game will tip off to begin with.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Mar 16, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine it will be fairly temperate in the air-conditioned, climate-controlled hotel they will be staying in, and arena they will be playing in…
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
oic
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by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This news makes me happy
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35886780/ns/technology_and_science-security//
In other words, Go Bears!
Unless something happens soon, this is set to be the most disappointing DBD in a while.
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old skool way-woman man have S E X thats when a guy puts his dick in a girls ******** and he sperms in her.thats the white stuff that comes out of a dick.then it meets the egg in the woman and she mite get pregnant dependin if there is an egg there or not and if the egg is mature enough
techno-they make a guy matrubate till he sperms in a cup and they put the sperm in the woman.
more questions please ask an adult
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Nope, just the same good ol’ unsolicited advice from creepy uncle Rishi…
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by CruzinBears on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
pretty sure its a body suit
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
Your boss and co-workers would be OK with seeing you looking at that picture at work?
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The co-workers, case by case. My boss would just give me a heaping ration of shit, partly because she’s batting for the other team, and partly because she doesn’t care. She’s been known to point out attractive young women when we’re out for dinner in New Orleans on work trips, but I draw the line at going to strip clubs with her.
Pointing out attractive young women out of the office and in a social setting is one thing. Using your (ostensibly) work computer, in the office, during business hours, to look at suggestive pictures, when a co-worker or client can potentially see, would seem to be a little more problematic.
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 17, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I have an out of the way cubicle which faces a window. Customers never come to the office, because they are federal people and you need about 3 months of planning to get them to a government site (on the civilian side, anyway). The company guidelines about what constitutes inappropriate use of company laptops / networks is very clear, and I was on the right side of them.
My manager’s principle concerns in life are: 1) are my projects on track for schedule and budget, 2) am I managing my people and keeping attrition low, and 3) are the customers happy. Not in that order, but still.
Given how lame my company is, it’s always a surprise to me that other companies are more restrictive and local mores more prudish. I’d expect to get busted for watching that video of the Japanese women playing human curling with dildoes, but some random woman in a body suit doesn’t cause alarm bells to ring.
(Now watch I’ll get fired tomorrow.)
It just comes as a constant surprise to me.
Sexual harassment liability makes it wise for companies to be rather “prudish.” Even if the company wins such a suit, the legal fees and lost productivity are substantial. You would be surprised how a potentially multi-million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit focuses the attention of senior management on these things.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
I’m sure you’re right. I would also not be surprised to discover that in some cases, the restrictive rules on internet usage are based on command-and-control management philosophies that encourage micromanagement of employees to the greatest extent possible.
Odd as this may seem, however, I can just about manage to guess at the relative levels of risk of following links, and even manage to maintain a supportive work environment in a team of mixed gender, age, ethnicity, and nationality.
Ted Miller had a Q&A with Tedford
Did we overrate your 2009 team? Were there shortcomings that preseason analysis missed?
JT: Yeah. I think people should wait for rankings until mid-season or so to see where we’re going. You can never figure it out. I don’t know if you missed something. We didn’t have the playmakers — we needed to be a little bit better at receiver. But with Jahvid [Best] and Shane [Vereen] at running back and you had your quarterback [Kevin Riley] coming back, you felt pretty good about that. We had a veteran secondary coming back that really, quite honestly, didn’t play up to their capabilities, so we need to improve there. I think when the injury thing started hitting us, we didn’t have the depth to snap out of that.
What’s sort of ironic about a team getting “overrated” by the media, is that the team pays the price when they lose. People will not criticize the media for ranking the team high, but instead will criticize the team for losing the game despite supposedly being better.
If a team is truly overrated, it’s not them that should take the criticism, but the media for overrating the team.
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That’s fair, but you know, I don’t think people would’ve criticized Cal to that extent if we had lost to Oregon, say, 30-23 or something, or lost to USC by a score of around 27-21. Those are both good teams that another good team could conceivably lose to. However, we didn’t just lose to Oregon and USC, we got steamrolled by them, without even scoring a touchdown against either team. That’s an embarrassing showing, not just an underwhelming one.
"atomsareenough—cleaning up CGB one day at a time until we finally get that press pass." - Berkelium97
by atomsareenough on Mar 17, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps the Worst NBA Starting 5 to Ever Line-up Together
My NBA team is the Bulls. They are among the cadre of teams hoping for a big-time free agent this summer, as such they’ve been clearing cap space to prepare. Primarily this effected their depth, meaning the Bulls would have to play with a 7-8 man rotation all season (not just in the playoffs). Then, they traded decent players for more expiring contracts making the Bulls even thinner. After a 5 game win street and reaching the 5th seed in the east, they suffered a rash of injuries. Jo Noah, Derrick Rose, Luol Deng (the three most important Bulls) are injured, and Kirk Hinrich was suspended for a game, therefore tonight’s starting line-up for my Chicago Bulls:
Jannero Pargo
Flip Murray
Acie Law
Taj Gibson
Brad Miller
Taj is decent, and will be a solid bench big
Brad Miller was good, and is now old and can only be effective for 15-20 minutes a game.
the w's this year have suited up the minimum number of players
for most of the season. some games injured guys suited, even though the were not able to play.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't they take
a T once earlier this year because someone fouled out but there was no one on the bench to replace him? That’s pretty bad.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on Mar 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Wizz got your Bulls beat this yr for having the worst NBA starting lineup in history (see below) -
Al Thornton
Andray Blatche
JaVale McGee
Mike Miller
Shaun Livingston
At least Brad Miller was a former all-star.
aggregating recruiting notes at the solarise collection
Dude, I’d take ALL of those guys over Vonteego Cummings! Just for the name alone!
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I can’t wait for football to come back instead of talkin’ about Vonteego Cummings.
aggregating recruiting notes at the solarise collection
Depends – does Vonteego have his own dance like John Wall?
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4911208&categoryid=null
aggregating recruiting notes at the solarise collection
Answer:
Stop rooting for the Bulls… That’s so 90’s…
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Completely Random Blog I've Never Heard of Said the Trojans will be Disciplined
After a full three days of interviews, including two full days focused on Pete Carroll’s football program, the NCAA has wrapped up it’s investigation of the USC athletic program. And while an investigation of this duration is virtually unheard of, the worst news for the Trojans football program appears to be coming from leaked reports popping up over the last several hours.
One official directly connected to the investigation was directly quoted as saying that the only matter for discussion at this point is the severity of the sanctions. It is all but assured that the Trojans will lose a significant number of scholarships and bowl eligibility for as many as two years, and will not be appearing on television.
http://sportales.com/football/source-leaks-usc-placed-on-major-probation/
I'll believe it when i don't see them on TV.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 16, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll believe it when I watch rocksanddirt on my TV not watching them on TV.
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From the same website: "Are Sports Supporters Dangerous?"
In a study recently carried out at a UK University, 3/5 people would physically injure someone at a football match if they antagonised them, and were from the opposite team.
Only 12% of these people said that they would consider hurting someone if they were in the street wearing an opposition shirt, and only 1% said that they would injure them if they didn’t know which team they supported.
http://sportales.com/football/are-sports-supporters-dangerous/
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 16, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnny, how ’bout some coffee?
No thanks.
The fog is getting thicker!
And Leon is getting laaaarrrrrgggeerrrrr!
All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!
Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
So ASU just lost to Jacksonville at home...
It’s not implausible that the entire Pac-10 season could be wrapped up by Friday night. How embarrassing.
Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."
Eh
Would only confirm what we knew in December.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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