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DBD 2.4.10 BAM Competition

First DBD so try not to judge please.  Thanks! 

With that...

Lets discuss BAM! (Thanks Fire Starkey for the idea to help me fulfill my DBD duty!)

BAM or Baseline Attractiveness Minimum is the lowest level of attractiveness one is willing to accept when evaluating a potential mate.  Please note that "potential mate" can refer to both long-term (husb/wife, fiance, bf) and short-term (hook-up, one night stand, fbuddy) partners.  As a result BAM will vary depending on situation. 

To relate this to you die-hard sports fans, after the jump, we will illustrate BAM using current NFL QBs. 

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The following QBs are rated on a scale of 1-10... 10 being the hottest. In general, my BAM will usually fall between level 5 and level 6.  Having said that, if I am considering for longer-term potential, BAM can fall to level 4, as other intangibles will lift a not-as-worthy individual into BAM catergory.   Here goes...

#1: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers

I think we are all in universal agreement on this one.  If we're not, we should be. 

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 via www.clevelandleader.com

 


#2: Brett Favre, fmr Vikings

Brett is the perfect example of downgrade to Below BAM due to complete douchebaggery.  Photo caption should be "whaaaambulance"

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via taylormadetirade.files.wordpress.com

 

#3: Dennis Dixon, Steelers

I guess the Steelers go for Talent over Hotness

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via i2.cdn.turner.com

 

#4: Payton Manning, Colts

Two words... five head

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via cdn.bleacherreport.com



#5: Donovan McNabb, Eagles

Nice smile but McNabb is a perfect five.  Neither ugly nor hot.

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via www.themightymjd.com



#6: Aaron Rodgers, Packers

BAM. While ARod doesn't meet my technical BAM, he is upgraded due to... well... being Aaron Rodgers. 

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via www.vegasnews.com

 

#7: JaMarcus Russell, Raiders

This may be a controversial pick.  But he's sooo over BAM.  Dude's foine y'all.

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via www.benchwarmersunited.com



#8: Kyle Boller, Ravens

In addition to being a Cal quarterback, KB is smoking.

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via espn.go.com

 

#9: Tom Brady, Pats

Hard to not at least meet BAM when you're dating Giselle.  Brady's a 9 cuz he's also got multiple Superbowl rings.

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via 4.bp.blogspot.com

 

#10: Mark Sanchez, Jets

Bonus points for the latin spice.  Caliente caliente!!

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via trojanempire.files.wordpress.com



Agree or disagree.  Make a BAM list of your own.  Internet fight.  Go!

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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Damn- New Level of Appreciation for Y'all

This took FOREVER! Great job CGB. You’re the best.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 1:00 AM PST reply actions  

wow, so there’s only one girl on this site?

"It’s not a good car and not a good boat, but it’s the best car-boat ever made"

by emiliosCA on Feb 4, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

More than that.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence, “at least”.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But that isn’t true because it includes the possibility that there are only three. There are more than that.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, there are > 3, not > or = 3. Happy?

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

YES =DDDD

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Though, technically, > or = 3 include the subset > 3 and is therefore correct if not as precise.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Females who have announced themselves:

since1997, AndBears (myself), OskiWeeWee, RemorsefulBruinBabe, CalBear81, CalNet… there are a few others I’m missing, perhaps they will speak up. Definitely check out the annual Women’s Huddle Post from August.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, i guess i shouldn’t have asked. and for the ladies, meet BAM 4.9 ;)

"It’s not a good car and not a good boat, but it’s the best car-boat ever made"

by emiliosCA on Feb 4, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There are some women who seem to post solely in the women’s basketball threads.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d have to say i’m impressed by the diversity – good job cal, good job.

"It’s not a good car and not a good boat, but it’s the best car-boat ever made"

by emiliosCA on Feb 4, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

We have like 9 women posters that I can figure and this is good diversity??? The internet truly is fucked.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Just now you’re noticing this?

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I can think of 2 more female posters. Katster is one. I know this, because she posted a photo of herself in a fanshot once. Gigglingone is another. I know this, because I saw some photos at a AthleticsNation event. Yay! 2 more!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Three more and you could field a soccer team.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

8 more and I could be the Prophet on Big Love!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Because 1 wife isn’t trouble satisfaction enough.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You are a brave man, Mr. NHook.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That would require four more, because I doubt you would want me on your soccer team.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You can add my loyal photographer wife, aee07

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 4, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I knew she was also in our camp, but wasn’t sure of the letter/number combo – and I was too lazy to go back to look at photos.

Good photographer too!

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 5, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

and Kolwave. Sorry, I’m a jerk.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 5, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. Bravo. He’s hot. Don’t hate.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

No hate, only hat.

My friend is a huge fan of Philip Rivers (I just use this photo to make fun of her obsession)

and Drew Brees

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Ick

Neither meet BAM on my scale.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

but look at that hot sandal action! oh yea…

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Rags. Note. Buy more sandals.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Noted. And to think I’ve been wearing unsexy shoes this whole time!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 4, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

fear not, good buddy

the AndBears scoreboard still reads:

rags 1, sanche 0

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t go well with leather jackets?

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he go to the local JC Penny photo studio for this??

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

In Other Cal Recruiting News

Great water polo recruit!

Three water polo players from Newport Harbor are joining Bergeson at Berkeley. They are Blake Kelly, Matt Russell and Jack Yeager…Bergeson said he’s actually looking forward to teaming up with the three Sailors next season.

"I’ve always wanted to play with them and I never got the chance to during my three seasons at CdM," said Bergeson, the Pacific Coast League Player of the Year the past two seasons… "All of us were on our recruiting trip at Cal this past weekend and I’m excited about my future.

"Cal is a great school, and so is UCLA, but they are polar opposites. I fit in well on campus and on the team."

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 1:07 AM PST reply actions  

Cal’s Signing Class Features 10 All-Americans; Ranked No. 11 by Rivals
A total of 20 student-athletes join Cal football program.

Jeff Tedford National Signing Day Press Conference Quotes
Cal’s Signing Class Features 10 All-Americans; Ranked No. 11 by Rivals

Three Former Cal Players Start in 2010 Pro Bowl
 
Feb. 3, 2010


BERKELEY – California signed 10 high school All-Americans to National Letters of Intent to highlight the arrival of 20 student-athletes to the Cal football program for the 2010 season, head coach Jeff Tedford announced Wednesday. As of publication time, Cal’s 2010 signing class ranks as high as No. 11 nationally by Rivals with the Golden Bears posting the seventh-highest ranking according to the number of average stars per signee (3.58). ESPN lists Cal at No. 15, while Scout has the Bears at No. 29.

“We feel like we have addressed a lot of our needs and are very excited about the 2010 recruiting class,” said Tedford. “We feel like the class has a good balance of offense and defense, size and athleticism and speed. We’re looking forward to this group coming in and being able to compete early to make contributions to next year’s team.”

“Our coaches did an excellent job of working very hard throughout the year to create great relationships with these young men,” added Tedford. “We welcome all of these student-athletes into the Cal family and are looking forward to many successful days ahead with this class.”

Six of Cal’s recruits also rank among the nation’s Top 100 players overall by at least one recruiting service, while another four are among the country’s Top 300 players.

The group is balanced with 11 offensive players, eight defensive players and one that is expected to play both ways in five-star Parade All-American WR/S Keenan Allen (Greensboro, NC/Northern Guilford HS). LB Chris Martin (Oakland, CA/Grandview (Colo.) HS) is Cal’s other five-star recruit and joined Allen on the prestigious Parade All-America team in 2009.
 

Allen, who is listed as the No. 5 player in the county by Rivals, recorded 145 tackles and eight interceptions in 2009. He also excelled offensively, scoring an astounding 53 touchdowns as a prep senior and had 976 yards receiving.

Martin is the nation’s top-ranked outside linebacker according to Scout and ranks as high as No. 7 among all players in the SuperPrep Elite 50. He recorded 97 tackles, 11.0 sacks and five forced fumbles as a senior in 2009.

Other 2009 All-Americans joining the Bears include WR Kaelin Clay (Long Beach, CA/Poly HS), OL Alex Crosthwaite (San Diego, CA/Cathedral Catholic HS), LB Nick Forbes (Frederick, MD/Governor Thomas Johnson HS), QB Austin Hinder (Steamboat Springs, CO/Steamboat Springs HS), DE Gabe King (Eugene, OR/South Eugene HS), LB Chris McCain (Greensboro, NC/Northern Guilford HS), LB Cecil Whiteside (Newport Beach, CA/Newport Harbor HS) and LB David Wilkerson (Danville, CA/Monte Vista HS). Six of the incoming high school All-Americans – Allen, Forbes, Hinder, King, Martin and Whiteside – played in the 2010 U.S. Army All-American Bowl.

The Bears have 11 members of the class least four stars by at least one recruiting service. In addition to the five stars garnered by Allen, Hinder and Martin, the Bears added eight four-star recruits in Adcock, Carter, Crosthwaite, Forbes, King, McCain, Whiteside and Wilkerson.

Cal also continued its strong national recruiting presence with 12 of the 20 newcomers listing a hometown outside the state of California. Colorado, Oregon, Maryland, Nevada, New York, North Carolina and Texas are all represented along with the Golden State.

“As we continue to have success on the field our national recruiting efforts have also become more successful,” explained Tedford. “We feel like there is an interest from national recruits in the University of California, both in our academics and in our football program’s potential. It is evident by the number of out-of-state players that we have signed in this year’s class.”

Cal’s group of linebackers is ranked No. 2 nationally by Rivals as Martin is joined by four other All-Americans in Forbes, McCain, Whiteside and Wilkerson. Forbes, who is ranked as the country’s No. 2 inside linebacker by Rivals, posted 114 stops and 15.0 tackles for loss in his final prep campaign. McCain ranks as the nation’s No. 10 linebacker by Tom Lemming, while Whiteside (108 tackles in 2009) checks in at No. 38 on the Rivals250 list and is the nation’s No. 10 outside linebacker according to ESPN. Wilkerson is Rivals’ No. 6 inside linebacker and checks in at No. 230 on the Rivals250 list.

King picked up All-American status despite playing in just one game as a senior due to a knee injury, and his signing gives the Bears a No. 10 ranking at the defensive end position according to Rivals.

In addition to the six All-Americans, the defense will add DB Michael Coley (Hyattsville, MD/DeMatha Catholic HS) and CB Adrian Lee (Dallas, TX/Skyline HS). Coley posted 65 tackles and 20 passes defensed as a senior, while Lee had 21 passes defensed and 39 tackles.

Hinder ranks as high as No. 5 among pro-style quarterbacks according to Tom Lemming and is his No. 38 player overall. He completed 170 of 286 passes (59.4%) for 2,205 yards and 25 TDs with only six interceptions as a senior when he also was named the 2009 Gatorade Player of the Year for Colorado.

Clay, who is Rivals’ No. 53 receiver nationally, split time between receiver and running back as a senior and combined for 1,572 rushing and receiving yards and 15 TDs (eight receiving, seven rushing).

Offensively, the Bears landed three wide receivers in addition to Allen and Clay with the signings of Tevin Carter (Los Angeles, CA/Santee HS), Coleman Edmond (Kingston, NY/Pierce College/Kingston HS) and Terrance Montgomery (Los Angeles, CA/West Adams Prep) to rank No. 14 at the position according to Rivals. Carter, called “one of the fastest players in California” by Scout, is the No. 17 receiver nationally by Rivals and also checks in at No. 130 on the Rivals250 list after totaling 42 receptions for 1,117 yards and eight TDs as a senior. Edmond led all Southern California junior college players with 1,584 all-purpose yards in 2009 to earn Offensive Player of the Year honors for the Southern California Football Association’s American Division of the Pacific Conference. Montgomery, the nation’s No. 61 wide receiver according to ESPN, hauled in 42 catches for 700 yards and 12 TDs as a senior.

TB Trajuan Briggs (Van Nuys, CA/Birmingham HS) is an early enrollee who will join the team’s backfield during 2010 spring workouts. He missed most of 2009 with an ankle injury but ran for 1,513 yards and 21 TDs to earn all-city honors in Los Angeles as a junior in 2008.

TE Jacob Wark (Portland, OR/Jesuit HS), who ranks as high as No. 38 at his position by Scout, joins the squad after catching 32 balls for 421 yards and three TDs as a prep senior.

The team’s offensive line will be bolstered by the arrival of All-Americans Adcock (ESPN’s No. 9 offensive guard and Scout’s No. 18 center) and Crosthwaite (Rivals’ No. 26 offensive lineman). Geoffrey Gibson (Las Vegas, NV/Bishop Gorman HS) also ranks as Rivals’ No. 35 offensive guard nationally.

Junior QB Zach Maynard, a transfer from Buffalo and the half-brother of Allen, has also accepted a scholarship offer from Cal and will join the team for the 2010 campaign. Maynard was the starting quarterback for the Bulls in 2009, completing 218 of 379 passes (57.5%) for 2,694 yards and 18 TDs with 15 interceptions, while adding 455 yards and one score on the ground. He played his prep football at Grimsley High School (Greensboro, NC), where he passed for 1,635 yards and 20 TDs as a senior to earn all-area and all-conference honors while leading his team to a league title.

Story ad ends where?

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 1:07 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, you just violated a variety of both domestic and international laws. Bravo.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Blame my mouse not working and me having to C + P using a touchpad.

Or China doesn’t respect your puny intellectual property laws.

Pick one.

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Why can’t I pick both?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Always the contrarian

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER TO MY FUCKING QUESTION, COMMIE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

“This is a gross interference in our internal affairs.”

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Always the contrarian

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Men’s BB Hope to Get Healthy in 2H

The Bears (14-7, 6-3) feel good about being tied with Arizona for first place in the Pac-10 going into tonight’s game at USC. Third-leading scorer Theo Robertson missed six games – three of them losses – with a foot injury, sixth-man Jorge Gutierrez missed five games with a sprained knee and onetime starting center Markhuri Sanders-Frison missed the recent Arizona trip with back spasms.

And we’re not even mentioning (yet) point guard Jerome Randle, who had so much ice around his knees, ankles and legs after Sunday’s loss at Arizona, he walked like a mini-Frankenstein.

“I would like to see us get healthy,” Cal coach Mike Montgomery said. “It would be nice for our substitution patterns to be more specific.”

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 1:12 AM PST reply actions  

I’m gonna stop posting links now. I’m tired and I want to sleep. Is that GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TWIST??!?!?

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 1:16 AM PST reply actions  

nothing is ever good enough for him. just accept that.

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

;) thanks for the tip LP. Off to bed. NIGHTY!! Have a great day in the future. XO.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 1:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Night night. My work day is almost over.

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 1:18 AM PST up reply actions  

No. 4 Cal Women’s Water Polo Upsets No. 3 Hawaii
Golden Bears (6-0) prevail behind strong team defense, scoring of Csikos.

 
Feb. 3, 2010


BERKELEY, CALIF. –

The No. 4-ranked California women’s water polo team, bolstered by stellar team defense, three goals from sophomore Emily Csikos and 11 saves from sophomore goalie Stephanie Peckham, stunned No. 3-ranked Hawaii, 7-4, Wednesday night in a key Mountain Pacific Sports Federation match at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Golden Bears are now 6-0 on the year and the Rainbow Wahines dropped to 4-1. Cal held Hawaii, a squad that placed fourth at the NCAA tournament last season, scoreless in the first 20 minutes of the match on the way to the decisive conference win.

The Bears were the only team to score in the first half, jumping out to a 2-0 lead in the first period on a pair of goals by Csikos. The sophomore from Calgary, Alberta scored the first goal of the match by bouncing the ball off the water past Hawaii goalie Serena Bredin. Csikos then added another goal with 25 seconds left in the opening period on a shot from beyond seven meters.

Cal padded its lead to 4-0 at the half on senior Julie Oreglia’s goal with 7:14 in the second period, and senior Remy Champion’s score through the arms of Bredin at the 5:21 mark of the second quarter.

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 1:17 AM PST reply actions  

Austin Hinder, QB (Steamboat Springs, CO)

I’m having recruiting withdrawal. Let me help you out.

Via Steamboat Today

Steamboat Springs quarterback Austin Hinder signs his letter of intent to play with the University of California, Berkeley, on Wednesday afternoon at Steamboat Springs High School. Hinder helped lead the Sailors to the state finals as a senior. He was joined by, from right, his parents, Bill and Kathy, and coaches Aaron Finch, Lonn Clementson and David May.

"When my grandpa got inducted into the Hall of Fame when I was a freshman, I went to Cal, and I loved it," said Hinder, who plans to major in business. "They were playing UCLA, and it was louder than any NFL game I’ve been to. When I was a freshman, I made that as a goal. As long as I got a scholarship offer from Cal, I was going to be happy. That was the very first scholarship I got."

Steamboat Today

by solarise on Feb 4, 2010 1:21 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Oh I like those sweatshirts. They fill me with joy.

by LeonPowe on Feb 4, 2010 1:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I wear mine almost religiously at the house.

It makes me feel pious.

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This is NOT a benevolent dictatorship.

by Maisbikkja on Feb 4, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Take off that red shirt!!!

by solarise on Feb 4, 2010 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was a freshman, I made that as a goal. As long as I got a scholarship offer from Cal, I was going to be happy.

I like him already.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

and as a QB, what’s his rank? :)

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

sads. he’s still in HS and one of our beautiful commits. I really don’t want to say anything mean. so lets just leave it at that… :)

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

since1997 – can we use BAM next yr instead of stars to evaluate recruits? I feel it’s much more scientific :)

by solarise on Feb 4, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG. We’d yield the hottest class ever… bringing out more females to the fan base… yielding higher revenues for the program… building better and better facilities… recruiting more talented and even HOTTER players…

I see only good things with your method solarise. only good things.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Would the females still come out in droves with this hunky-yet-not-necessarily-as-good-at-football team goes, say, 2-9?

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Where does this guy rank?

if we need to, we could get all you ladies drunk before you grade the prospects.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

but… but he’s the greatest NCAA defensive lineman to come along in a generation! Surely you could find it in your heart to find him marginally attractive?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no sweetie i’m sorry. but i do love him regardless.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t like this system, you’re telling us NO on this one, when you know who he is?

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by emiliosCA on Feb 4, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha. you realize these females wouldn’t even understand what “2-9” meant.

imagine a game w boller, brady, romo, leinart, sanchez, the prophet, riley, wertenberger, lagemann, TO, etc.

chicks would just be all oh man that guy’s hot. oh and now that hot one is on top of that hot one. Hot.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So this would be a game without helmets ot shoulder pads or jerseys?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Preferably without shirts on either.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

as little clothing as the men will allow as they will also need to remain entertained and engaged

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

did “jerseys” not cover that? Or are you actually getting so technical as to complain that I didn’t mention the undershirts?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t see “steamboat” and not think “cleveland steamer”

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats a whole lotta white!

PS Barkley looks like a CHildren of the Corn

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nailed it, i couldn’t figure it out, but this.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, does he have a twin sibling and they have to talk at the exact same time, saying the exact same thing or something?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes and yes… and his mother was artificially inseminated by aliens during a blackout… He has been sent to earth to guide U$C to mediocrity under heavy sanctions…

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Our group of QBs is not so gifted in attractiveness. BAM in this group starts at L7.

1 Foles- that’s actually a really good photo. Make no mistake son, dude’s busted
2 Sullivan- Is it just me or are Tuel and Sullivan almost indistinguishable?
3 Tuel- See above. Neither BAM.
4 Masoli- His neck is too short
5 Luck- LOL and Bravo Avi.
6 Barkley- That’s just a good photo. He’s not actually that attractive IMO.
7 Prince- LA guys… sigh… it’s like they just make them hotter down there.
8 Riley- In the words of mf GF, Who. Is. That. HOT. Man?
9 Locker- Baseball contract too? Sign me up for some hurt locker. (or whatever. tried to make a good joke. that’s the best i can do.)
10 Canfield: Helllooo Sean Canfield. That’s a great photo. What he lacks in being able to attend a world-class amazing classy university, he gains in sheer hotness. God is just.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

So, based on Boller and Canfield, I get the feeling you like beefy brownhaired white dudes with beady eyes.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, me? I’m not a hatter or anything, I just don’t see what’s so special.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Kyle Boller could be an Abercrombie model.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

For the last time, she’s just not that into you.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I was lamenting on your behalf, good sir! But then, she did more or less officially “friend zone” you yesterday anyway.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, man. Plenty of cougars in the forest.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they lived in like the hills and shit.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, man. Plenty of cougars in the forest East Bay hills.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Let me have my metaphor dammit!

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Your problem is, you can’t see the forest for the cougars.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If a cougar drinks a lemon drop in the forest, does Rishi hear it?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if you believe what he says, he certainly won’t have paid for it.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve probably bought a drink for a completely random girl once in the past year (trailing).

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s not much of a claim. Royrules has probably bought zero drinks for a girl in the last year.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Net flow of random girls buying me drinks against me buying random girls drinks is positive. Whadup.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

but i’m still very equal oppty… just as long as they are BAM :)

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Please. I’m a married man!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

psht. we’re FB friends now. you’re sooo not beefy.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I just read the thread on fuckbuddies and I pressed Z to get to this….

…. so now I think you and Twist are fuck buddies.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Homewrecking isn’t a joke.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Knock knock

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s there?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

COCK

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by zoonews on Feb 4, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Cock?

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by zoonews on Feb 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What part of India is that from?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if I’m from the royrules lineage.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re making some big assumptions about royrules there.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That he’s from Kerela?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The homewrecker.

There, now homewrecking is a joke. Just like on Extreme Makover: House Edition.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

oh dear. :(
his wife is absolutely gorgeous baby.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmmmm, yet she married Twist? Something wrong here…

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist must either be dashingly handsome or loaded.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Mrs. TnH is vision-impaired.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

NOPE

I’ve met her a number of times, she’s a really normal/great person! We’re all confused, but it works somehow.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

possibly her learning curve is flat?

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be mean. Twist is quite a handsome gentleman.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It must be the silver aviators.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He knit them himself!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they looked a little soggy in the rain.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That was actually Twist’s eyebrows curling.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Rishi:

Twist must either be dashingly handsome or loaded.

AndBears:

NOPE

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats true, she is an absolutely gorgeous baby.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

aw, sweetie, don’t give into him. that’s what he wants, love.

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by oskisunbear on Feb 4, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

sweetie hun honey love babe darling

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 4, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys are sucky!

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

See, a better resposne would have been to make fun of us and the way we talk. Then, making fun of you is less rewarding.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I declare YOUR deal Sanchez. EPIC. Honk.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re on the right track, but it’s better if you make fun of people individually, as opposed to collectively. It’s so much more fun that way.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s got to start somewhere.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what most girls think when they date me.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

no comma, that’s why he used the word “an”.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

………..Tedford?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

not sure about the reference…?

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What? You don’t read every single word of every single comment every day on this site?!?! How dare you call yourself a Cal fan.

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http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2010/2/3/1284260/cal-football-signing-day-2010-open#30178784

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

 you want me to read through a post that has 772 comments?

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? You got something better to do?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

aw you won’t? ouchie tears. sads.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahah. “sads” hahahahahaha. awesome dude.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for finally become a true CGBer.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Your wife is a baby?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

haha i read that the same way LOL

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

NOBODY TELL MY WIFE ABOUT THIS AFFAIR THAT NOBODY EVER TOLD ME ABOUT!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of that soup commercial. “MMMMM…. Beefy!”

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How did ASU get an 8 year old to start at QB for them?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Furthermore, who killed his goldfish?

by chowder on Feb 4, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Zach Follett

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Boom!

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

who RECD this?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

since1997 and AndBears

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't think it was me

but i’ll do it now just so i don’t make rishi a liar

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I rec’d it. I tend to rec anything wtih 1 rec.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet there are so many 1-rec’d posts out there.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

IM NOT A MACHINE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a human being with feelings, and dreams!

Wait that’s not true either.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Since1997

I find it interesting that your BAM decreases when considering long term relationships. I would think it would increase for most people.

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by HydroTech on Feb 4, 2010 2:57 AM PST reply actions  

Females will accept a lower physical attraction from their partner if they make up for it in other areas I’m guessing—intelligence, financial stability, power or status of some sort, interesting life. Whereas a guy is looking for physical fitness from a girl, so it’s important for their BAM to be high when viewing potential mates.

It’s not like you’ll be seeing Steve Wozniak hitting the clubs with all the hottest ladies, but there are plenty of ugly or fat dudes with hot wives. Not likely you’ll see it the other way around.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading a study somewhere that the average male consider physical appearance to make up something like 70% of overall attractiveness and the average female 25%.

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 4:55 AM PST up reply actions  

People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kai. Forfty percent of all people know that.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

83% of all people think Twist is playing a terrible joke on all of us

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

BAM goes up significantly with the use of Sex Panther.
60% of the time, it works every time.

And yes… it’s real.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

SIMPSONS REF ALERT! SIMPSONS REF ALERT!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more male unattractiveness than it’s been preventing?

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be lyig to you, Kai, if I said we hadn’t be committing crimes. Of male attractiveness.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know that was a Simpsons reference!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, but what is attractiveness on a girl? Think about the same girl with multiple hairstyles.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Women are practical human beings. We know that looks dont last forever so other things need to keep our interest. Avi has it right (two points for you A!), humor, confidence, financial stability, etc become more important. But if it’s a one-night sitch… it’s gotta be ALL EYE CANDY baby.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I will give since 1997 this: women ARE more practical than men in this subject.

Women will consider many other factors besides attractiveness when evaluating a mate. Men really only consider one.

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Except that that’s not true.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one?

And are you speaking of you personally or the many studies that have shown this to be true in general?

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always felt girls become less attractive when I find out they’re a little too crazy (you know, like over the top, ruin your life, make you miserable, marry you kind of crazy) or have horrible sounding laughs. So I guess I consider three.

by ArbyOSU on Feb 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

that has a scale similar to the graph above....

to a certain point…it enhances hotness….then OMG RUN AWAYYYYYYY

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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 4, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always hated that graph… based on the joke, it should flatten out, not head downwards. But I guess that’s not funny enough.

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No, what he’s saying is, the hotter someone is, the longer you’re willing to listen – so the graph makes sense. Where the graph drops off, it’s basically saying that NO ONE is hot enough to be willing to hear about a damn cat for 35 minutes.

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by BearStage on Feb 5, 2010 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me phrase it this way: why does a 10 get less cat discussion minutes than a 9?

by Kai on Feb 5, 2010 3:01 AM PST up reply actions  

ENJOY THE GRAPH

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2010 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes! A hot girl related graph that makes sense!

by Kai on Feb 5, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

What is the red region supposed to represent? The run for your life zone?

by GBB4188 on Feb 8, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Shelly Galezby area. Another girl I dated. She gained ten pounds and tried to kill me with a brick.

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by Rishi on Feb 9, 2010 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

High levels of hotness have always made me more sensitive and more aware of how crazy a girl is. If she’s amazingly hot, crazy AND talking to me, then I know there’s something wrong and that I could end up catchin’ a feeling for some nut job who will slash my tires when I break up with her.

by ArbyOSU on Feb 5, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t make sense – the line should become flat because hotter wouldn’t mean less willingness to listen.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

funniest thing youve ever written here. I LQTMd

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha!!!

Spread the LQTM love far and wide!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d hard.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Questions for the younger dating generation

since1997 says:

Please note that “potential mate” can refer to both long-term (husb/wife, fiance, bf) and short-term (hook-up, one night stand, fbuddy) partners.

1. What’s the diff between a “hook-up” and a “one night stand”? Just the time of day?
2. How many hook-ups with the same person before that person becomes an “fbuddy”?

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Hook-ups can happen more than once. One night stand is exactly that. Also, one-night stand implies sleeping, while hooking up can be more vague.
2) 3.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So if you’ve hooked up twice with the same person and not in a relationship w/ them, it’s definitely not a one night stand but the person isn’t/wasn’t your “fbuddy.”

I feel so educated now.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget about friends with benefits. That’s not a fuck buddy nor a one-night stand, but you are hooking up with them.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

How is it not a fuck buddy?

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Because you have an actual meaningful friendship there too.

You can’t take your fbuddy out for dinner or to watch a movie.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. I have never found this elusive FWB of which you speak. Things always get too complicated.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really tricky and there’s a fine line between having FWB and getting stuck in a relationship.

But, essentially, if you have a friend with whom you can hook up with and not have it be awkward the next morning, you’ve got it.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s the way to do it:

1) Get into a relationship with someone – you like them, you’re sexually compatible, the whole 9 yards.
2) Have the relationship eventually fall apart.
3) Spend some time apart, and come to terms with the fact that you’re just not right for each other – then put in all the work needed to become friends.
4) Over the next few years, both of you have other relationships, and you get to the point where the two of you are great friends, would never get back together in a million years, but are still physically attracted to each other.
5) Get your bone on from time to time when you’re not seeing other people.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t disagree with this approach. It certainly is a solid and reliable method of getting FWB, as long as you can avoid a relapse of “feelings” and other nonsense.

The only thing stopping this from being perfect is that initial investment of time and money, but it could pay dividends in the future.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably not something anyone does on purpose, as it would be an incredibly painful process. But if it happens to happen, then there ya go.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys are such jerks. laughing out loud. thank god for doors.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re assuming we’re the ones who initiated! What if it was the ex-GF whose idea it was?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

then mazel tov darling

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we’ve all gone through the relapse with an ex. The problem is managing to parlay that relapse into a FWB situation, which, unfortunately, is tough to convince a girl of.

“Hey, baby, so I like you, you like me, but we’re not compatible. Wanna just have sex every-so-often instead? We enjoy it”

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so glad I’m married.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Have fun taking care of carp jr this Friday night.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude he’s my clone, it’s awesome.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How is your baby your clone? That makes no sense.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

because he’s like 1/10th scale version of me.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a clone!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, so he’s like my clone.

People ask my wife: “What did you contribute.”

Too bad he didn’t get her nice olive skin bowchichawowwow.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I have two kids like that. Blaming the UPS guy has never been an option.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That is pretty cool.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, why would you repeatedly have sex with someone you’re not even friends with, and don’t want to date or hang out with? Essentially, your description amounts to “relative stranger you don’t do anything but have sex with”. I thought the “buddy” part implied friendship. In my mind FB is synonymous with FWB.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So… it’s a random hookup that turns into regular booty calls?

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s right. You can really have nothing in common with an FB except sex. Friendly with them, but not really someone you wanna spend a whole lot of time with. Thing is, over time, it will still get complicated on someone’s part. It’s just inevitable.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE inevitable!

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but until then, it’s awesome.

“Hey, so… I just came back from the bars. You wanna, you know, like, hang out?”

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re gonna go for it, though, ya gotta go whole hog – get a crazy girl. A hot, crazy girl that would ordinarily scare the crap out of you, but finds you desireable to bone. It’ll be way more fun in the short-term.

Yes, eventually you’ll be desperate to find a way out, but if you’re thinking short-term, it’s the way to go.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d imagine those girls have like 10 FBs and no dates.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s fine, as long as she’s available when the bars shut down and we’re unsuccessful with the girls there.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, they’re good people. They just need to find someone on their same wavelength, and realize that gettin’ it on with a guy isn’t necessarily going to change his feelings for them.

Or maybe they’re lookin’ to shake the rust off.

Did I kill the fantasy yet?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

“Shake the rust off”

I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds like a euphemism for something.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The best part about crazy girls like that is they think putting out will make guys like them. Win-win.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not really win-win so much as it is heart-breaking.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, well, win-win for me.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for HIMYM reference.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

atomsareenough is waiting till after marriage to have sex.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just me, but I usually don’t have sex with people whom I don’t at least not mind hanging out with from time to time. If you’re gonna bone random people you don’t really know, that’s fine, but then why not just find random people every time? If you’re gonna hook up the same person wouldn’t you at least wanna be able to hang out with them? I dunno, it just doesn’t really make sense to me.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That should have been have sex regularly in the first sentence. Sure, everyone’s had a random hookup, and plenty of people have done FWB, but an ongoing random hookup seems unlikely.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hang out… IN BED

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

At the end of the day, you just gotta do what you’re comfortable with. That’s why it’s considered polite to ask, PSoCY?

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged

It’s not a question. It’s a statement.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes guys are really really stupid but are really really hot.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately all the hot girls are brilliant.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, thank you!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it’s more that all the brilliant girls are hot

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, that’s not true either. The ones who are both are rare, rare birds.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Single, attractive, intelligent – pick two out of three. You can also substitute sane in for one of the three.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t we go over this? Attractive and Intelligent are uncontrollable; single, you can control.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

not to mention that if they’re not sane, “single” isn’t something they’ll bother worrying about.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You are absurdly idealistic.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

I’m saying that crazy girls will come after you whether you’re single or not. Plus, they’ll come after you whether or not they’re single.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you meant the former – you’re implying that fidelity is somehow linked to sanity, which ignores the possibility that totally sane people cheat, and as such is very idealistic.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You act like you’ve never dated non-sane girls.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t know this shit if I hadn’t dated non-sane girls. I get the feeling y’all didn’t get what I was saying.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe YOU’RE the crazy one, ever think about that, huh, hUH???

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

same for girls – luckily, we can occasionally trick them into spending time with us.

I can’t imagine it’s hard to bag the stupid guys. Lucky.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Under Rishi’s definition, it wouldn’t be until you had sex with them three times.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

In the hierarchy of things, FWB>FBuddy>ONS

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot to mention, the 3 number is for sober hook-ups.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahah. that’s awesome spazzy.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY MUST YOU SAY SUCH HURTFUL THINGS?!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever makes you feel better ;-)

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a girlfriend, so, in most likelihood, he’s gotten action more recently than any of us have.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m just teasin! :)

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm so glad I started this thread

I’ve learned so much. I can now intelligently distinguish between FBs and FWBs. I think.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec'd this DBD

Was that rong?

My wife’s BAM must be around 3.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 5:30 AM PST reply actions  

Yes, it was rong, as it needed to be declared Sanchez instead.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point

Rodgers > Boller > Sanchez.

But what do I know? I’m a dude.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahah. I’m sure her BAM is at least a 3.25 OB. ;)

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m pretty sure its actually more like a 2.75.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

3.14159

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for pi.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You are just mad, because Mrs. CALumbus Bear is a 3.14158

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

#1: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers

I think we are all in universal agreement on this one. If we’re not, we should be.

I LOL’d. And I agree. Good call.

Nice touch on the Boller photo, with the Playboy bunny logos in the background.

And as for the photo of Aaron Rodgers: Bravo, Aaron. I salute you.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 5:35 AM PST reply actions  

Jamarcus over AR???

would you reconsider if you heard them speak?

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 4, 2010 6:13 AM PST reply actions  

i’m sorry my darling Cal fans… I love Aaron I REALLY DO. He’s made me a Packers fan. But… dude’s just not very attractive. Especially all of that weird facial hair. I had a hard time finding a photo that was not horrifying and safe for work and babies.

But JaMarcus is HOT on looks alone.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Jamarcus is such a whale though D:

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He can’t see his own feet!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

But this is where the sliding scale comes in. Looks aside (and Mr. Russell does nothing for me in that department BTW), Aaron is superior in every way. He can actually play football. He isn’t lazy. His teammates don’t hate him. He doesn’t blame everyone but himself for his mistakes. He will have a much longer and much more successful career. He will make more money. He will be much more famous. He will be able to take his wife/girlfriend to much better parties, and she will be shown on national TV during many playoff games. He is articulate. He has beautiful eyes. And he is a Golden Bear. Case closed.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Counterpoint to all your arguments:


Case closed.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, but that big “L” on his forehead puts me off.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to pretend you don’t know anything about him! PRETEND!!

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Or consider the fact that he never has to take another snap in the NFL and still be able to go home to over $30 million

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaron will make much, much more.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Now if only he could make all that money while playing in the Silver and Black…

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would you wish such a curse on our Golden Boy?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Because if they got AR, drafted JB, and traded for D-Jack, I would be the happiest Raider fan on the face of the planet…

I would also take them trading to get 3 or 4 more of the many other Cal players in the league, and have the same results…

esp DeCoud, Lynch, Fujita, Forsett, Will T, or Follett

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for being a Raiders fan.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Al Davis have to, uh, die, before Raider fans can be happy?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I wish I could rec this statement more than once...

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I took care of it with another rec.

And the answer is prolly yes.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for wishing horrible career death on Rodgers and Best. I don’t care about MeSean.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for MeSean

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t get it, Al Davis dies, Raiders assemble all-pro Cal team… CruzinBears happily begins attending Raiders games again as they make their way back to thet whole “commitment to excellence” thing…

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Al Davis dies is the problem.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Davis dying sounds like a solution to me.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, I meant the problem is that he shows no signs of dying. Also, IIRC his mother lived into her late 80s.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying Al Davis has to die for the team to live?

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You don’t have to speak to lay the pipe.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope football signing day didn't make us forget we have a basketball game tonight

Huge weekend for the men’s BB team at SC and Ucla.

California Golden Bears (14-7, 6-3) at USC Trojans (12-9, 4-5)
Thursday, Feb. 4, 7:30 p.m., Galen Center, Los Angeles, Calif.
Radio: KFRC 1550 AM TV: None


California Golden Bears (14-7, 6-3) at UCLA Bruins (10-11, 5-4)
Saturday, Feb. 6, 1 p.m., Pauley Pavilion, Los Angeles, Calif.
Radio: KFRC 1550 AM TV: CBS


After a tough four-point loss last Sunday at Arizona, California heads right back out on the road to Los Angeles this weekend to face USC and UCLA. The Golden Bears are halfway through their four-game road trip and the conference portion of the schedule. Cal and USC square off on Thursday, Feb. 4, at 7:30 p.m. at the Galen Center.


Despite suffering defeat in Tucson, senior forward Theo Robertson reached a new career high of 27 points. Robertson rebounded nicely after not scoring a point in the game before at Arizona State. Senior guards Jerome Randle and Patrick Christopher each chipped in 15 points each, but went a combined 3-for-15 from three-point range. Sunday’s game marked Christopher’s 100th career start. Having played in 120 career games, not missing one single game throughout his collegiate career, Christopher is on pace to set the school record for most games played (Keith Smith, 1987-90 – 128).


Randle needs two treys to set the new school record for career three-pointers made. He also needs 26 assists to become just the third player in school history to record 500 assists.


The team leader in steals with 38, Christopher is ninth on the school’s career scoring list with 1,499 points. He is currently second on the team in scoring with 16.4 ppg and second in rebounding at 5.8 rpg.


Randle’s 341 career free throws ranks seventh all-time in school history. He also leads the team in scoring, averaging 18.9 ppg, and is averaging 4.7 assists per game.


With its perfect 14-for-14 shooting from the free throw line last Thursday and 20-for-24 last Sunday, Cal went 34-for-38 from the free throw line last weekend, including Robertson finishing a perfect 10-for-10 against Arizona. Cal boasts a season free throw percentage of 74.4 that ranks fourth all-time in school history.


Boykin is the team rebounding leader at 6.5 rpg, sophomore forward Omondi Amoke is third on the team in rebounding at 5.4 rpg after Christopher.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:38 AM PST reply actions  

Jeff Faraudo’s scouting report on USC

Don’t expect either team to play much — if any — zone tonight when Cal (14-7, 6-3) faces USC (12-9, 4-5) at the Galen Center.

"I wish we played the zone better. We not a very good zone team, not that we’ve spent a lot of time wth that," Cal coach Mike Montgomery said. When they have tried, he said, "Our coverages aren’t great."

Tonight would be an ideal time for the Bears to unveil a zone because USC has size up front and does not shoot the ball often or well from the perimeter. The Trojans are last in the Pac-10 with 74 3-pointers made and eighth in accuracy from beyond the arc at 32.2 percent.

"We see a lot of zone because of our personnel and who we are," O’Neill said.

Playing zone more easily allows Montgomery to use 7-foot-2 1/4 center Max Zhang, who can station himself in the middle of the key and defend the rim. Expect to see more of him in any case tonight because the Trojans feature 6-10 Nikola Vucevic and 6-9, 235-pound forward Alex Stepheson. Plus, Zhang played well in an 11-minute stint at Arizona, blocking four shots and completing a three-point play the only time he attempted a shot.

Likewise, USC first-year coach Kevin O’Neill — who spent seven seasons in the NBA — isn’t likely to stray from man-to-man.

 "We’ve played seven possessions of zone all season," said O’Neill, explaining that the Trojans prevented the opponent from scoring, but three gave up offensive rebounds. "Everybody has their own beliefs. I’m just a man-to-man guy."

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Tonight's Pac-10 games

AROUND THE PAC-10

Thursday night’s schedule . . .

– Cal at USC, 7:30 p.m.: The Bears (14-7, 6-3) try to win for the first time in four tries at the Galen Center, where the Trojans are 3-1 in conference play this season.

– Stanford at UCLA, 7:30 p.m.: The Cardinal (10-11, 4-5) seeks its first road win of the season against the Bruins (10-11, 5-4), winners of three of their past four classes.

– Arizona at Washington, 7:30 p.m.: The red-hot Wildcats (12-9, 6-3), winners of four straight, try to win at Washington (14-7, 4-5), who have forged a 14-1 home record this season.

– Arizona State at Washington State, 7 p.m.: The Sun Devils (15-7, 5-4) expect to get junior guard Jamelle McMillan after missing four games with a foot injury, but starting PG Derek Glasser is questionable after spraining his foot in practice Monday.

– Pac-10 standings: Cal 6-3, Arizona 6-3, Arizona State 5-4, UCLA 5-4, Washington 4-5, Washington State 4-5, Oregon 4-5, USC 4-5, Stanford 4-5, Oregon State 3-6.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Will there be any online stream?

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Feb 4, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems unlikely if the game’s not on TV anywhere. But we should know for sure closer to gametime. prd74 is good about linking to one if it exists.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And the women play at home vs. the LA schools

The Fighting Joanne Boyles look to get back on the winning track

The California Golden Bears (11-9, 5-4 Pac-10) start the second half of Pac-10 play by hosting the LA schools this week at Haas. The Bears open on Thursday, Feb. 4 with a 7:05 p.m. game against USC (13-7, 7-2 Pac-10) and then follow with a Saturday, 2:05 p.m. game against UCLA (14-6, 7-2 Pac-10).

California starts the second half tied for fourth place in the Pac-10 with Arizona State. The two teams tied for second are coming to Haas this week.

Cal had a five-game win streak snapped on a last second shot Saturday, falling to the Arizona State Sun Devils, 63-61. Freshman forward Gennifer Brandon played her best game of the season, scoring 18 points while hitting seven of her nine field goal attempts. Defensively, she pulled in nine rebounds with a career-high four blocks. Brandon, who has played her way back into the starting lineup, is averaging 10.4 points 9.8 rebounds per game in her last five outings.

Freshman forward DeNesha Stallworth had a strong second half against the Sun Devils. Stallworth scored 10 points in the second half, playing only 11 minutes in the period. She hit four of her six field goal attempts, pulling in three of the Bears five offensive rebounds in the half. Stallworth returned to double-digit scoring after scoring single figures against Oregon State and Arizona, the only time this season she had back-to-back games where she did not score at least ten points.

Freshman center Brenna Heater played just ten minutes in the game, but managed to score five points with four rebounds in her time on the floor.

Senior guard Alexis Gray-Lawson snapped her string of back-to-back games of record-setting offensive explosions. After scoring 47 points against Oregon State and 39 points against Arizona, Gray-Lawson put up a quieter 14 against Arizona State. It closed out an impressive January for the fifth-year Bear who scored 216 points during the month (24.0 ppg average). She began the month averaging 14.3 points per game and leaves it averaging 18.7, the second-highest per-game average in the Pac-10. She scored in double-digits in eight of the nine games last month and hit at least one three-point basket in all but one game.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:41 AM PST reply actions  

Why would they have the men’s game at the same time as the women’s game??? That SUCKS. Men’s game should be at 5:30 like it was last time the men and women played on the same day. Weak.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing Coach Tedford had signing day to think about yesterday

He would have been so torn.

Cal men’s tennis defeats Fresno State

BERKELEY – The California men’s tennis team (5-1) handed Fresno State (5-1) its first loss of the season as the Golden Bears claimed a 4-3 victory on Wednesday, Feb. 3, at the Hellman Tennis Complex. No. 33-ranked junior Jonathan Dahan split sets at court three before he turned on the jets for a 6-2 third-set win over Tejesvi Veerepalli to clinch the victory for Cal.
No. 33 California 4, No. 46 Fresno State 3
Hellman Tennis Complex | Berkeley, Calif.
Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010
Doubles
1. Dahan/Zerbini (CAL) def. No. 36 Boutillier/de Villiers (FSU) 8-4
2. No. 49 Andrews/Konigsfeldt (CAL) def. No. 20 Leiby/Zapletal (FSU) 7-6(4)
3. Katsarov/McLachlan (CAL) def. Alapati/Veerepalli (FSU) 8-4
Order of finish: 1, 3*, 2 (California wins doubles point)
Singles
1. Mirko Zapletal (FSU) def. Pedro Zerbini (CAL) 3-6, 6-4, 6-4
2. No. 106 Christoffer Konigsfeldt (CAL) def. Rikus de Villiers (FSU) 7-5, 3-6, 6-3
3. No. 33 Jonathan Dahan (CAL) def. Tejesvi Veerepalli (FSU) 6-3, 5-7, 6-2
4. Remi Boutillier (FSU) def. Nick Andrews (CAL) 6-0, 6-7(5), 7-5
5. No. 83 David Ayoun (FSU) def. No. 98 Bozhidar Katsarov (CAL) 7-5, 6-2
6. Riki McLachlan (CAL) def. Siddarth Alapati (FSU) 6-3, 6-2
Order of finish: 5, 6, 2, 1, 4, 3*

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:54 AM PST reply actions  

:)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It was signing day for soccer, too

Bears sign 5 recruits to NLIs and bring in a transfer

BERKELEY – California signed five men’s soccer recruits to National Letters of Intent on Wednesday, Golden Bears head coach Kevin Grimes announced. The 10th-year coach also announced the arrival of transfer Michael Shaddock to Cal. The five incoming freshman include in-state products Torey McGaw, a defender from Alamo, Ryan Neil, a midfielder from Mission Viejo, Kevin Peach, a goalkeeper from San Jose, and Alec Sundly, a forward/midfielder from Capistrano Beach. Signee Justin Taillole, a goalkeeper, hails from Scottsdale, Ariz. Shaddock, a forward, is from Chino Hills, Calif.

The class includes three players – McGaw, Neil and Sundly – who have participated in a U.S. under-17 national team camp. McGaw and Sundly were both members of the 2009 U-17 camp that produced the U.S. team that competed in the 2009 FIFA U-17 World Cup. Neil started two games for the U.S. U-17s in 2008. Sundly also earned a spot in a 2008 U.S. U-18 national team camp.

Shaddock, who is already enrolled at Cal, won the under-17 U.S. Youth Soccer National Championship as a member of CZ Elite FC.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

WOW!

Ryan Neil is 6’-0" 140! I’m 5’-5" 130 and very much resemble Kate Moss, I can’t imagine me with another 7" and only 10 pounds to compensate.

by chowder on Feb 4, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was 16, I was 6’ and 138 lbs and closely resembled a skeleton. Sadly, those days are long past.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Something like this

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

whoa large! Sorry everybody!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s what she said!

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m constantly amazed that he hasn’t been snapped in two.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It really depends on how the 7" and 10 lbs are distributed!

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rishi, to balance out the overt sexism of this post

You should do a DBD tomorrow about hawt, scantily clad women.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:00 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

carp, if Rishi fails in this endeavor, we fully expect you to pick up the slack.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I think carp will be mad that you didn’t think of him to do it first.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this abomination was born from a since1997/Rishi exchange yesterday, so Rishi needs to clean up this mess. But if he can’t do it, we shouldn’t allow a great excuse for posting hawt chix to pass us by.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You assess costs against Rishi for this DBD

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

My fault?! Twist encouraged her to post a DBD and we all thought it would be about shopping and dating, not pictures of shirtless Mark Sanchez to get us all turned on annoyed at work.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This DBD is still about shopping for men I’d like to date. Well within scope of the original intent.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you really actually DATE Sanchez? I could imagine being FWB with him, but dating? Wouldn’t his personality get in the way?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

If only there were an aptly-named condom brand to protect you from that.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

people dissing southern cal on a cal blog? no! how horrid!

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 4, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying it does come off?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It does, but it smells like fresh-baked bread and emits a gentle hum like the giggling of babies. Why would you want to remove that?

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a SciFi Channel movie of the week.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a bit unnerving to begin with, but one gets used to it.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate babies.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re not too enthusiastic about you. They heard you don’t like people who sit around all day and don’t do anything, but expect to be appreciated anyway.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

“HEY FUCKER!”
“Hey person I don’t know! You’re a person who sits around all day and doesn’t do anything, but you expect to be appreciated anyway!”

ba ZING!!!

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LEARN OUR LANGUAGE, YOU FORMER RESIDENT OF THE UK!!!

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a bit lost about who was calling who a fucker. That’s not a language issue, that’s a “brain freeze from a long day spent yammering about sales and billing models for a new proposal” issue.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t know… Sanchez declaring Sanchez on Pete Carroll a couple weeks back was pretty fucking funny. He’s got a sense of humor. Oh and he’s latin (sorta). Rrrrrrrrrr….

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough, but you would quit it after hitting it… right? Right?!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Who knows. What a guy lacks in personality he can also make up in looks (which he has), money (which he has), and er… skill. So after hitting it… maybe I wouldn’t want to quit it? Errr … yeah… I’m uncomfortable now.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

When it comes to being uncomfortable hitting it, Russell might be the worst.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t worry, odds are his hits are going to go high and wide.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rec you, but Twist already made that joke :(

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m gonna go sit in the corner and cry.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for crying. Who are you, Tebow?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

i could only wish to be so awesome.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh, his face doesn’t really make him a #1.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s his smile. that beautiful smile. also, all the other qbs are very… “pappas sin sal” — and all sorta blend together after a while. Mark has got a little extra flava.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

“papas sin sal” – hahaha that’s awesome, never heard that phrase before. That’s great :)

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

“original intent.” That turned me on for a second…

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by HydroTech on Feb 4, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Andre Smith without his shirt on.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

So soft now…

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by HydroTech on Feb 4, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist in a hand-knitted scarf.

AND NOTHING ELSE.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

And guess where the scarf is.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Not gonna go there.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

cleanup rag!

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED
FLAGGED
FLAGGED

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

rollonubears, is that you?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s carp… can’t you read?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No. This thread broke my eyes.

Seriously, I don’t come to CGB to look at pictures of shirtless dudes.

…I have other websites for that.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.shirtlessdudesnotnamedtwist.com

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I go to the mirror for that WHADUP

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

needs more shirtless mt. cody

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t rank them; I’m an equal opportunity enjoyer of hawt, scantily clad women.

Regarding this lack of balance thing, I kind of like it after my two-ish years of coed & cheerleader pics/linkies.

I’d also add if someone wants to balance things out, don’t forget to post lesbo- and gay-NSFW linkies. That, folks, separates the wheat from chaff.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

oh haha

oops Im twenty minutes late

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I do one Sausage Fest post and suddenly you forget the last two years of DBDs filled with Oregon cheerleaders, Carlee, vball girls, Chuck hotties etc… You gotta let the girl have her turn sometimes CB… this works on so many levels.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

What is a “Chuck hottie”?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s wrong to feel like a natural woman when looking at this photo, I don’t want to be right.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to amend the CGB bylaws to permit only female hawt pix. Because the internetz are ruled by creepy men.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

But you have forgotten about the Ayoob/Longshore no shirt hotness that used to be commonplace on this site.

by chowder on Feb 4, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

And the DeCoud thing

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really want Rishi’s BAM list anyway… it does nothing to educate us!

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but it will be the source of much debate!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Challenge Accepted!

(Though it will most likely be SFW)

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

lame

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Most of us that join a DBD do so at work so I think it’s prolly for the best. :(

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

So do I. But I can actually claim NSFW pictures as work!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, you are in the minority. The DBD would just be you and Rishi. And then most of us would miss the epic Indian fight we have been longing for.

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Rishi can say NSFW pictures is his work. I can!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh that’s why I love this job!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope it will be worth your time

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

But yours will not be a unique perspective, just one of another guy on the intar-webz – unlike since1997, whose unique perspective we can enjoy. I veto your acceptance of the challenge!

OH SNAP

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I veto your veto!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll filibuster!

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

We have a supermajority. Your filibuster is useless.

But don’t worry, we’ll flake at the last minute and our fragile supermajority will be less by 1, giving us only a massive majority. And we’ll wail and scream like thea end of the world, and we’ll completely abandon the entire thought of ever again vetoing anything.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

sigh

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

…i know :(

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for ruining my day.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I second the veto.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I fourth my own second?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

did you do that on your wedding night?

(I hope this joke never gets old)

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I also hope that

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Sausage fest 2010

Can I sue since1997 for defamation of character or something for dragging my name through the mud with this abomination? My suggestion was for Rishi and since1997 to post pictures of themselves and let the CGB nation vote them BAM or not BAM. Instead we get pictures of QB’s on the sausage scale.

I’m going to my happy place now. This isn’t happening, this isn’t happening

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

mrs. carp did not give me the stiff arm hiyo!

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

you swine

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

To answer your question
Can I sue since1997 for defamation of character or something for dragging my name through the mud with this abomination?

No.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Give me a non-refundable retainer of $5,000 drawn down on a monthly basis and let’s do this thing!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what you get for giving me BAD DATING ADVICE.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Woman scorned yada yada yada

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t just bad, it was AWESOMELY bad dating advice

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever happened to that poor, poor dude who you kicked in the throat?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t seen him since FIRE STARKEY advised me to re-initiate and he brought a chick to hang out.

Oh! and in related news, don’t know if I told you this but turns out he also knew one of my GFs who was also out that ngiht. She and I did lunch the week after and she told me that she knew the guy and that they were also “talking.” Ick.

So Yes Fire Starkey, the worst dating advice ever! (Just kidding, actually it was really supportive and great. You’re the best.)

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

You can’t win if you don’t play. I can’t remember if that is the slogan for the Lottery or for FireStarkeysAwesomelyBadDatingAdvice.com.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the chick was married?

YOu’re right, that guy is no good!

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

She was. But still, who brings a female when they’re going to go meet a Girl?

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done that when I wasn’t interested in the chick…

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

But this sounds like a waste of time to me; why not just do something else?

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Different reasons: I have trouble saying no; I liked the girl as a person, but had no intention of hitting that; too many mutual friends to say no.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He actively knew he was meeting you and brought a girl anyway? Yikes…

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a d-bag

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Or a true American patriot.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for making me laugh out loud

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

what do you want? as a group we're either single losers

or have been married for 15+ years….

WE DONT KNOW JACK

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 4, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I’ve only been married for 1.5 years…I’m not OLD like you.

by paleodan on Feb 4, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like this DBD finished the junk-punching your son promised.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 4, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

My reputation has been junk punched, thats for sure.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Among a couple hundred people on the internet who don’t know your super-secret everyday identity, sure.

I.e., no loss.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag'd

for Sanche being hawt

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 7:28 AM PST reply actions  

Sanche

would use the PSoCY line for sure.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he just did use that line in the picture above. You can see her turning around saying “WTF? I’m going to stuff your head up your own pooper”

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I love you for being such a die hard Cal fan but dude… 99% of women of the world will agree that MS is really really good looking.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I love his dreamy locks.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

My immediate reaction was something along the lines of ‘oh, uck, Sanchez’, and then I saw the picture and thought ‘hello!’ So yes, he is damn hot and I actually like what he said to Carroll about going-pro… so props for that.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

AndBears I love you and your soon-to-be beautiful baby girl.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard he loves long walks on the beach.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

“He”?

wow, triple gender fail.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

He in reference to Sanche

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ah.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If I can find Oregon cheerleaders hot, I don’t see a problem with this.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure sure, no problem. Feel free to ‘linger’ on their photos.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Much as you’re ‘lingering’ over that Sanchez photo? ;-)

…you know they put makeup on his body to define his abs, right?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

boo – I don’t discuss KK’s photoshop do I?

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

here

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

toosh :)

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to stop assuming KK = Keni Kafusi….

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If finding Oregon’s ‘leaders hawt is rong, I don’t want to be right.

Don’t forget Cal’s ’leader coach is recruiting heavily and aims to continue to improve the squad. Think of it like Holmoe/Tedford transition.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I so wanna make a joke, but I don’t want to insult our dance team.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BAM Rating of 7 = JaMarcus Russel.

More proof that I have absolutely no understanding of women.

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by SoCal Oski on Feb 4, 2010 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, guys in giant mink coats, that must be attractive to people.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Michael Irvin? He wears mink coats, and he is an ugly, ugly man.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

What about 8-ball jackets?

You got a question……ask the 8-ball.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you’ve been nailing the references lately.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

he’s on fire.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

As I said, controversial. I just found that picture and it made me feel like a natural woman.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you start singing?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

oh baby what you done to me. you make me feel so good inside……..

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Are those actual lyrics from the song “Natural Woman”?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No Twist. This is just me, a girl, talking to you, a boy.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This is like Twist’s wedding night.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep – all talk.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m ashamed to admit that I knew you were quoting Notting Hill.

BUT HUGH GRANT IS SO CHARMING!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I was going to make a Notting Hill reference, but I was afraid of outing myself as someone who saw the movie and knew the line. I didn’t really want to do that.
(Wait…FUCK! )

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I’m not saying you’re wrong. Just that I wouldn’t do him. He looks like he’d throw a right hook or two during the physical act of coitus.

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by SoCal Oski on Feb 4, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

some girls like that kind of thing SCO. ;)

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

But, to be fair, he wouldn’t even be close to hitting them.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Truth.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I do have to say that this is a good DBD, since97. I’m starting to think you might be better than Mac Dre’s Since84. Close call. I do so greatly enjoy Since84. I guess it depends on how much you might squat a lemon.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

No way. Since84 is a MFing classic bitch.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

And you aren’t? Are you some sort of different type of bitch, then?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

SORRY punctuation police

Comma then Bitch

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So, you just called me bitch?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

bitch

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. This is perfect follow-up to the intense commenting that happens before and on signing day.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah and it’s generated hilariously heated non-serious comments as well. Nice work 97

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU FIND JAMARCUS RUSSELL TO BE ATTRACTIVE? FUCK THE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Just like you did on your wedding night AMIRITE?!?!?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I only managed to fuck half the INdian Subcontinent, actually.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

just Pakistan, really.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Pakistan Sex or C Ya

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rally Comm Axe Guy says

My BAM is in my stare.

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by SoCal Oski on Feb 4, 2010 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

RALLY COMM AXE GUY SAYS KYLE BOLLER IS SMOKING HOT

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

He is definitely mentally undressing him right now.

by chowder on Feb 4, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He burns off his clothes with his laser stare

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe we’re discussing the hotness of QBs and nobody has posted the Ayoob/Longshore shirtless picture yet.

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by norcalnick on Feb 4, 2010 8:16 AM PST reply actions  

3…2…1…

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it make me a bad Cal fan that I didn’t even think of that picture when I read this DBD?

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it makes you the best Cal fan.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Tom Brady
Hard to not at least meet BAM when you’re dating Giselle. Brady’s a 9 cuz he’s also got multiple Superbowl rings.

Dude’s not just dating Giselle. He’s married to Giselle!

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 9:03 AM PST reply actions  

Didn’t he breed with Gisele?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Giselle is expecting. Haven’t heard if the kid has been born.

He fathered a child with Bridget Moynahan.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I alone in ranking Bridget over Giselle?

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Face
Bridget > Giselle

Body
Giselle > Bridget

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah. I have never been that impressed by Giselle. Now Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, now those are hot Brazilian Supermodels!


Here Is Alessandra


And that is Adriana.

Both much more attractive IMHO.

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Big Miranda Kerr fan myself:

Did you see you in this month’s GQ? OMG

by solarise on Feb 4, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha yea I was gonna mention the GQ pics!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Miranda Kerr

NSFW

A wave of international sympathy has followed the Daily Mail’s story of the banker caught ogling photos of near-naked model Miranda Kerr on live TV.
The British-based financial website Here is the City has set up a special page called Help Save Macquarie Banker’s Job – Join Our Campaign, encouraging readers to write messages of support for banker David Kiely.
Mr Kiely was seen looking at photos of Miss Kerr on his computer screen behind a colleague who was talking on a live link-up to Sydney’s Channel 7 studio.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

OH MY WORD

DUDE! not at work! what an idiot!

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 4, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhhh no no no she looks like she’s 14 NOT HOT

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was in high school, we didn’t have any 14 year olds who looked like THAT. I woulda remembered that.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That much hotness would’ve been too much for myself as a 14yo to take. I’d have exploded on the first day of school.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

we had a couple.

the first bit of highschool each year was a tremendous struggle.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 4, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

you need to work harder at being a dirty bastard.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

leave it to you boys to turn my GORGEOUS sausage fest DBD into a picture posting contest on said sausages’ girfriends, exes and other tangentially related hot women.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re in the minority, sorry

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d try to spin it to athletes my wife likes but the only one I can think of right now is Patrick Marleau. Usually we just make fun of the ugly ones….

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, the topic arose organically and I took the adminoshment “pics or it didn’t happen,” to heart. Just trying to reduce the DBD to the levels of irrelevancy that we demand not anything personal.

p.s. And I like hawt chixs!

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

okay i agree. hawt chixs are hot. not to get all ellen degeneres but the boys are cute and all but women really are much more visually appealing.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

you are not alone, i am here with you.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, he has at least 1 kid

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

How epic would it be if Miller linked to this post?

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

It would have to be a really slow football day.

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

its not like much happened yesterday….

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

And who can resist a sausage fest?

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Then why are there so many male posters?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Interview with Steve Young

Life after football Q&A (sfgate)

I do the whole diaper change without a changing table. I lean against a wall, crouch, make a lap for the baby, and change the diaper. No spills, no problem. People will walk in, make note of the technique, and then do a double take wondering, “Is that Steve Young?”

Also, this is random, but here from 2005: the original LA Times piece on a homeless schizophrenic musician (the basis for The Soloist with Robert Downey Jr and Jamie Foxx)

by kolwave on Feb 4, 2010 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

I have been a huge fan of Steven Lopez (the reporter,) for years and remember when the first story was out. I never thought it would become a movie.

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

finally a role model for parenting!

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Chris Martin, DE (Aurora, CO)

Signing Day Photo -

WELCOME TO CAL CHRIS MARTIN. LOVE YOU IN BLUE & GOLD INSTEAD OF IRISH GREEN.

Chris Martin of Grandview High hugs his mother, Cheryl, after signing a letter of intent to play at the University of California. Martin, a defensive end, is the No. 1 prospect in Colorado, according to Rivals.com. (Karl Gehring, The Denver Post )

The Denver Post
CC:ed to Golden Nugget

by solarise on Feb 4, 2010 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

Weird, that pic looks kinda like a building on the CU campus. Maybe it is?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Jamarcus Russell

That’s a good picture of him, but the dude’s gotten so out of shape that one of Google’s suggestions for Jamarcus Russell is “Jamarcus Russell fat”. QBs should never be that out of shape.

Vince Young is a nice, muscular, black quarterback and he’s quite dashingly handsome.

Brady Quinn has a boyish face, but the muscles of a bodybuilder

And I’m pretty sure my biggest mancrush on a QB is Matt Leinart.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

yes there were so many to choose from. matt leinart and tony romo would fall b/w 6 and 8 but I already had better candidates. Cal QBs > other QBs

i completely disagree with Vince Young. Sooo not BAM.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried searching for a hot picture of Vince Young, but then got caught up in the ones of him shirtless AND drunk. How could you not hit that?

(PS, unrelatedly, Reggie Bush?)

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No. Vince Young went to Texas. I dated an All American from UT late last year. It was disastrous. We fought about football all the time. We broke up shortly after football season began.

Reggie Bush, no. Kim Kardashian, maybs.

Terrell Owens is an oddly hot man.

Kobe Bryant, yes. Rick Fox was gorgeous.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I dated an All American from UT late last year. It was disastrous. We fought about football all the time.

This is why I <3 you.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Go on…

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

KK allthetimeanytimeSOHOT

Rick Fox was just okay.

Agree about TO. Did you hear he just signed a modeling contract?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Serious? I so believe that about TO.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Article here (complete with NSFW pic of TO that you will heartily enjoy)

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you serious about KK? I think hte dividing line is between those that have seen the video (the pro-hot camp) and those who haven’t (anti-hot).

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not about the video. It’s about the curves. I seriously don’t understand how anyone could think she’s not hot. What’s not to like? She’s not rail thin like so many of these “models”, she’s got amazing curves. Gimme something I can grab on to!

Plus, her face is pretty. Here’s a pic i just found of her with no makeup – still very pretty!

I’n not saying she’s perfect… i mean, who is? But to say she’s not hot, I don’t get.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree, Kimbo is hawtttt

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? I emphatically disagree.


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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well she is undeniably attractive but, I’ve seen her show and seen her give interviews and I think her personality (or lack of it) would be enough to put her solidly in hit it and quit it territory.

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You just asked if she was hot. Which she is.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

If we’re going by personality, wouldn’t Aaron Rodgers fall under the BAM category?

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah, but the whole point of BAM is that you don’t know anything about the person. There has to be a basic level of attractiveness achieved before choosing to get to know the person.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

 In most cases then, wouldn’t most of your friends also fall under BAM?

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

BAM has NOTHING to do with personality. At all.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a reason the A stands for Attractiveness and not for Awesomepersonalitiness

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

…so you don’t get tired of being wrong? :)

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I’d have to be wrong WAY more in order for it to make me tired.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You dated Colt McCoy?! And dumped him after he got injured?!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

What am i gonna do with a kid with a bum shoulder? what am i gonna fucking do with that?!?

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Be on top?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey do you still have your manhood? Or did you lose it somehow?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand that being alone in Seattle for so long and having no ability to talk to girls has caused you to question your sexual orientation, but heterosexual males can judge the looks of other heterosexual males and be perfectly straight.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, to blow your mind

What if sexual orientation is like most human traits and not completely binary. I mean people aren’t tall or short, smart or dumb (except for Stanfurd grads they R dum.) Pick any trait (even personality traits,) and there is a full spectrum of variance from one end to the other. So what if sexual orientation were the same?

Most people are attracted more to one sex than the other but what if there is a gradation? What if most people are not at the extremes but have some attraction to both sexes?

Take that with your hetero-gay dichotomy.

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t mean we can’t be ashamed of him for liking leinart.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 4, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I never said that. I declare people who like Sanchez Sanchez!

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re looking really good right now.

(PS Matt Leinart is hot)

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks bro.

(P.S. Sorry to do this but, for liking Lienart, I declare you Sanchez!)

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with Brady Quinn. If i was a girl, he’d be a BAM

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t let THAT stop you. There’s always Massachusetts!

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s in amazingly good shape. Most QBs are scrawny guys.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The fact that he out benched a bunch of guys during his combine was amazing to say the least. The dude could probaby play LBer if he was tougher.

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus between his mother and Weis he’s been well whipped, so easy to control.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprised no one posted that Evenlyn Haas passed way. Great philanthropist, I’d love one day to have as much money as she did and be that kind of generous.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

Oh wow, that’s really sad. She did so many amazing things for the Bay Area. RIP.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

This discussion about BAM and how other things boost it up reminds me of that craigslist golddigger email and follow-up response from some banker that was passed around a couple of years ago.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

point of contention –

I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

That can’t be true, right?

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing she means:

I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class Upper Middle Class in New York City Manhattan, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Fixed

by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Middle class means you live very comfortably, but cant be in all the shmancy schools and shit like that.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This was written at the height of the housing bubble

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly, the median income in Manhattan in 07 was $64K (and mean of twice that!) according to wikipedia.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I know we've been talking about QBs

But what about LBers:

Clay Matthews:

Dude is like a Norse God

Ray Lewis

Dude will kill you if you say otherwise

AJ Hawk

Okay, not so much

The Prophet

Patrick Willis

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

i feel like I need to shower after looking at Clay Matthews & his andro-containing sweat.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t prove nothin’

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What have YOU done? :(

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

well played

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

since1997:1
shadwhand:fail

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to make some snarky comment about the shallowness of women but I think royrules said it best so I’ll just link to his post.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

royrules said something funny? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, CalumbusBear and OhioBear, how close are your offices? Like are you guys next door to each other and can only let out your inner hilarity here, acting all professionalnshit at work?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

The distance between our offices is about as far as Jahvid Best’s career yards per carry average, with an office between us. If I didn’t have CGB, my inner hilarity would be otherwise trapped. Or burst out inappropriately, threatening my professionalshit act.

CALumbus Bear, on the other hand, talks to people at the office the way he acts on the DBD.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he talk that way to judges?

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

(And if so, why isn’t he in jail?)

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t allow him to speak to judges.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

True dat. I’m a transactional guy. Courts are stoopid.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Whats it like to be bored all day?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask Mrs. NHook

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

8 hours later, you NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a busy evening that Hindered my hilarity

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Planning your trip to Austin?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Or are you going going, Bak Bak, to Cali, Cali?

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by BearStage on Feb 5, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This pun Anger-ed me

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t the Best. He would have tried harder beForsettling for such a lame attempt, if he had known you were going to Lynch him for it.

by atomsareenough on Feb 5, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Innter hilarity? You should share some of that here sometime!

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

oh zhang

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 4, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

does he have any Hinder hilarity? ’cause that would be extremely appropriate!

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I try to Hinder my hilarity at the office because it might Vereen out of control.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree, that would be Best.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOST SPOILERS

Can we discuss this now?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

no

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What about now?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How about now?

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ATTN: People who work in downtown SF

If you have yet to lunch, I recommend hitting up your local SF Soup Company and nabbing a bowl of Cheddar Cheese and Beer soup. It’s unhealthy, but perhaps my favourite soup ever and they rarely have it, so it’s a rare opportunity.

Seriously, it’s amazing.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe a good thing I’m not in downtown SF. I don’t like cheese soup, but I really like beer. I’d be so torn.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What if it were cheddar-flavoured beer?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

So torn.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds vile

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really, really tasty. You would love it.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s an SF Soup Copany at Bancroft and Telegraph too, so maybe people in Berkeley can try it out too.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot about that. They are, in fact, serving it there today.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilner’s got the Tedford Q/A

WildGrizz is could get crazier:
On whether QB Zach Maynard could develop into an option in the wildcat formation with his running and passing skills:
"Absolutely. That’s one of the things that Zach brings to the table, is the ability to use his legs. Not only is he a productive passer, highly competitive guy, but he’s elusive and has very good speed, so yeah, he brings a dimension to the offense of being able to run with the ball."

On getting players for the 3-4:

On whether the continued commitment to a 3-4 defense played a part in the focus on recruiting a strong and plentiful group of linebackers:
"There’s no doubt. You have to recruit to the 3-4. When you’re a 4-3 and you make the transition to the 3-4, it’s going to take a minute to get the numbers right, and so, now that this is our second year in that, we recruited to the 3-4, which linebackers were a focus obviously if you look at it. That’s what we went after and we feel great about the ones who’ve decided to join our program. We feel that they’re all impact players. We couldn’t be happier with the group of linebackers we have."

(I’d still like to see monstrosity NT)

On putting more heat on the QB than squirting t-butyllithium into a beaker of water:

On whether these linebackers were identified in part to get more pressure on opposing quarterbacks:
"Absolutely. That’s a focus, get guys we feel good about cutting it loose with and go get them and be a little bit more aggressive on defense as far as philosophy’s concerned, but also have the guys that can get after it."

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

I always like to see good solid football theory in there. I usually ignore recruiting because I don’t like to waste my time on people which may not matter to the bears, but good to get a glimpse of the forethought.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

On putting more heat on the QB than squirting t-butyllithium into a beaker of water:

Should be a tagline.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Chemists of the world, unite!

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2009, a researcher at the University of California, Los Angeles, died 18 days after being severely burned while working with this compound

:(

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP

another explosion in a lab at Texas Tech recently…academic chemists receive “meh” training when it comes to handling dangerous shit wrt industry chemists.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

A research assistant, no less – which makes me wonder if she was only a grad student?

Sangji was wearing safety glasses, a sweater made of synthetic material, nitrile gloves, and no lab coat and that the t-BuLi ignited her sweater and gloves.

Synthetic materials such as polyester are “analogous to solid gasoline,” says Neal Langerman, the founder of the company Advanced Chemical Safety and a consultant to the ACS Committee on Chemical Safety. “Once it ignites, it burns just like a hydrocarbon, so it really is inappropriate lab apparel by itself.”

So a lab coat isn’t required when in the lab? Do you chemists think there should be special clothing worn when handling a material that spontaneously ignites in air?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

When in lab I only wear a lab coat if I’m using chemicals.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No pants?

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

only if I’m using chemicals!!!!!!

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds sex-ay!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well, he did say lab coat. Pants are optional

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Lab coat would have been marginally useful, but tbh it doesn’t really matter. The real question is why the chemical transfer didn’t happen in a dry N2-purged glove box.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That totally makes sense. Good question.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that and she was wearing the equivalent of solid gasoline (polyester sweater). Plunger fail on the 5 mL syringe, liquid spews, and she’s now on fire. So sad. She ran away from the emergency shower (in a panic).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

not a grad student – a freshly minted bachelor’s degree chemist/biochemist working in a new lab.

labcoat and gloves are encouraged but not required by the U; I make my peeps sign something saying they have to wear a labcoat, etc. (PPE). I believe they went after the PI.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i was trying to avoid posting a pic as to keep the conversation academic.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it can still be academic. Acadeic labs have novices training novices and the University provides bullshit “training courses” so they can’t get sued.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This. I’ve seen ‘training courses’ in academia that last an hour that supposedly cover everything, whereas in industry I’ve spent an hour just going over guidelines for shipping hazmat.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

When I worked as a lab assistant in two Berkeley labs, I received zero training whatsoever, other than my grad student saying “that’s chloroform, it causes cancer, don’t touch it.”

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

heh. i had 40 hrs on basic investigation

and site safety (for hazardous waste operations), and at least 8 hours of ‘refersher training’ every year.

The whole lack of attention to safey in labs that i’ve observed makes me sweat anytime i go to a lab (university or private)

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 4, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i know – it’s just a harder thing to stomach(for me anyway) to see the person’s face and imagine what a life they might have had, had not tragedy struck.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. Sorry.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope we get to see Gabe King and Chris Martin (or any other combination of DEs/rush LBs) meet at the quarterback a lot, much like we saw Rulon Davis and Zack Follett convene multiple meetings at Tavita Pritchard during the glorious 2nd half of the 2008 Big Game.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

King: “But you were PRIOR TO THE SNAP!!!”

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Martin: “Do you see a flag? I DIDN’T THINK SO!”

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Quality in-depth Q&A.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Opinionated people of the DBD

I need recommendations for Lobster. This is what I want to eat, and I’ve been keeping away from fish/seafood for 2 weeks so that I could eat it without worry about mercury poisoning.

Now taking recommendations on either cooking lobster or places to get lobster. (lobster whole, lobster pasta, lobster rolls are all acceptable). P.S. this is sanctioned by Rags, but lets not spend too much money! Baby needs shoes – and furniture, & college fund, etc.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

Get your lobster on Stockton in Chinatown. 6.99-8.99 a pound beats the $18.99 a pound you find at other places.

Make sure you spear the lobster through the head when you cook the lobster. Killing the lobster slowly actually makes it a bit tougher.

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

get ragnarok to take you to skate’s on the bay

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.yelp.com/biz/spengers-fresh-fish-grotto-berkeley

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

spengers gets consideration because of it’s Cal love but it got new owners like 5 years ago and really went downhill.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

really? this is sad :(

They used to be wonderful.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Did the discrimination suit brought against them ever get resolved?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 4, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

bah. I’m still mad at Spengers for when they fired all the people who’d been working there forever when the new owners took over.

I’ll never go back.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I hadn’t realized it, but I haven’t been there in some time.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t eat lobster

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

shut up veggie

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer to cook them myself, then I get to hear them squeal.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Feb 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lobster Rolls at Sea Salt on San Pablo near Dwight are pretty good.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

YO & Bob Gregory continue the Lovefest 2010
I consider this a confession of sorts and I’m now ready to Roll On with Gregory (wait, that sounds rong):

General thoughts:

"The plan from the start was that we need to get some athletic, fast guys in here, especially at the linebacker position because we need more linebackers on the field. It worked out that way."

On the linebackers:

"We need them. Every one of those guys has an opportunity to help us as freshman. It obviously depends on how they handle the transition and all that, but they all have the ability to play for us right now. This is as good a linebacker class we’ve had since I’ve been here, that’s for sure."
On the chances of the linebackers playing as true freshman:

"Those guys have a chance to come in and contribute very early. They’re all smart football players. They are all very good athletes. They all play at a very high level. Hopefully they will because we’ll take every one of those guys playing right now."

On defensive end Gabe King:

"He’s what we’re looking for in terms of that defensive lineman rush guy. Even though we’re in the 3-4 and those guys kind of gobble up blocks, we still always want to have a Cam Jordan kind of guy that we can put on the edge as well. He’s a big strong powerful guy that can give us that on the defensive line. He moves well. He’s a very talented pass rusher. He has a chance to be that next defensive lineman pass rusher that we’re looking for."
On communicating to the players their chances of playing right away

"One of the things we tell recruits and our guys know is that every year, except for this past year, is that we’ve had a freshman either start or play for us in some kind of capacity since we’ve been here. We have a pretty good track record. If you’re the best guy, and you’re a freshman, you’re going to play."

On whether he feels any pressure to produce with all the new talent:

"I feel excited about it. I feel like these are the kind of guys that can push us to become a better defense. Some of the things that we didn’t do very well last year, like put pressure on the quarterback, these guys can help us do that. They can create some havoc in the backfield.

"We certainly need guys that can do the things that we’re looking for. I think these guys at some point, whenever that is and I do think it’s going to be sooner than later, can help us do that. We have to do a good job of bringing them along. We have to bring these guys along to help us. By no means, are we thinking these guys are going to redshirt. We want these guys to play."

On last season’s failure to get pressure on opposing quarterbacks:

"We didn’t do it last year. I think what happened at times last year was the ball was out so fast at times that we didn’t blitz as much as we should have blitzed. That then gave the quarterback at times a little more time. And then there were times where we got good pressure on the quarterback and we didn’t make plays in the back end either. There were times when the pressure was great but we don’t make a play on the ball. It’s everything.

"Tyson did a nice job getting pressure on the quarterback. When we blitzed, it was generally pretty good. It’s the whole thing. We have to get pressure up front to get the timing off the quarterback. We have to play better in the secondary. It all fits together."

On the new linebackers ability to play run defense:

"All those linebackers are going to keep our great tradition of run defense going. Those guys play the run very well. Those inside guys (Nick Forbes and Dave Wilkerson) are going to be great two inside linebackers for us. Gabe King as a defensive lineman can strike blockers and play the run. We’re excited about all of it. I think these guys give us a great bunch of guys for the future, there’s no doubt."

(Emphasis mine)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

Our coaches are good at saying a lot without saying much.

by Cali49a on Feb 4, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So what you’re trying to say is, in terms of speaking and communications with personnel, especially with regard to media relations vis a vis an interpersonal interaction based on verbiage, our athletic educators are well prepared and adept at providing a good deal of verbal content to said media personnel based on questions asked by the personnel, when in fact the depth of their comments is perhaps less than it seems based on the total number percentage value of the amount of words said.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

really? I thought this had a lot of good stuff in there.

-last year’s pass rush n secondary sucked; blitzing was infrequent but successful.
-the recruits, in part, fill some serious needs and all will get the chance to contribute early & often

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh. Oski could’ve held that press conference and said just as much.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

huh. Given that Gregory’s seat is hotter than KK, I would have thought this was fairly interesting news. Guess I’m easily impressed, or my bluengold koolaid has been topped off.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean they say a lot of good stuff without saying too much. A lot of people think our coaches are dumb asses and don’t know what’s going on because they don’t answer questions or explain in depth with long responses like Spazzy’s.

I thought the short answer about Martin was the most telling of our rushing issues from last year.

by Cali49a on Feb 4, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the short answer about Martin was the most telling of our rushing issues from last year.

Actually, not the most telling but it’s confirmation to me what most of us already knew.

by Cali49a on Feb 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you missed my joke.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not funny, didn’t read.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

tl/dr

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh. So funny I forgot to laugh! :P

by Cali49a on Feb 4, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I remembered to laugh. But I didn’t. Because it was specifically not funny.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Feb 4, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Caution: Inman article

Tedford said Cal crossed paths with USC on the recruiting trail more than ever before in his decade at the helm. That meant running into his former Fresno State pupil, Lane Kiffin, who’s taken over at USC after abbreviated stints at the University of Tennessee and the Raiders.

How did that Cal-USC matchup unfold? Tedford said USC’s 11th-hour attempts failed to steal any of the Bears’ commits, including wide receiver Tevin Carter and linebackers Cecil Whiteside, Nick Forbes and Martin.

“Our guys held solid,” Tedford said. “Good stuff.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

Uncle Ted’s recruiting wrap up. Nothing new there, but good stuff nonetheless.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

wait, didn’t roffleburger (allegedly) rape/roofy someone in South Lake Tahoe?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

I seem to remember that the lady in question was a fibitrix

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

livechat in 5 min; bring your dino names & questions regarding allen on offense/defense

http://www.contracostatimes.com/cal-bears/ci_14326257

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

“Will Keenan play the role Syd’Quan Thompson never played — that is, taking snaps at WR?”

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Who benches more, Gabe King or Chris Martin?

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

1:05

[Comment From KeenanasaurusKeenanasaurus: ]
Who benches more, Gabe King or Chris Martin
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:05 Keenanasaurus
1:05


Jonathan Okanes:
I don’t know, they haven’t invited me to lift with them yet.

JO, you ROGUE

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

1:00


Jonathan Okanes:
Hello, everyone. Welcome to another live chat. We can discuss Signing Day or anything else on your mind. Fire away with questions.
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:00 Jonathan Okanes
1:01


[Comment From SeanSean: ]
Kennan Allen to Cal?
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:01 Sean
1:01


Jonathan Okanes:
Yep, he signed his letter yesterday.
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:01 Jonathan Okanes
1:02


[Comment From SeanSean: ]
How?

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

keep postin ’em!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 4, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shit so epic!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thursday February 4, 2010 1:26 Jonathan Okanes

1:26 [Comment From Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar: ]
Will Keenan play the role Syd’Quan Thompson never played — that is, taking snaps at WR? Thursday February 4, 2010 1:26 Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar
 

1:27 Jonathan Okanes: Allen is going to play primarily wide receiver. Thursday February 4, 2010 1:27 Jonathan Okanes

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

1:43

Jonathan Okanes:
I appear to be all caught up. Any other questions?

Bullshit, I asked him who was better looking, Ben Roethlisberger, Kyle Boller, Jamarcus Russell, or Aaron Rodgers?

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh noes… poor JO

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, Florida loses another DC

LINK

January 8th, 2010: George Edwards is hired to be the defensive coordinator at the University of Florida

NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING

February 4th, 2010: George Edwards resigns from Florida and becomes the Buffalo Bills defensive coordinator.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY GEORGE WHYYYYYYYYYY.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha amazing.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet..they will likely finish the season in the top 10, probably even 5

by boomtho on Feb 4, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Doubtful. They lose, what, half their seniors? Maybe next year though.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

How convenient it was announced the day after NSD.

by Cali49a on Feb 4, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit you know my name now. It’s Alexis Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

...

You went on a date with a guy?

Seattle’s really getting to you.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shit so epic!

President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrapping up NSD

Ricky Seale, RB (Escondido, CA) → ’Furd
Aaron Harris, LB (Houston, TX) → SE Louisiana

Congrats Ricky & Aaron.

by solarise on Feb 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

Bastard Harbaugh. May you eat shit for the rest of your life

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Bee Tee Dub, that HH tonight is still on.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

yup, I have a few friends that should be there.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking about it but now it’s started raining. Also, Rishi isn’t going, so there’s nobody for me to harangue.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I was considering going, but it’s pouring :(

Plus, I have an epic amount of drinking to do next weekend in Seattle, so I might want to take this weekend easy and only drink one night (plus Super Bowl)

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a two drink max at happy hours.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle again? Despite your claims that there are no women there?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Two of my closest friends live there, the flights are cheap, the skiing will be great, and the city itself is fun.

I see nothing wrong with this plan.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

tuuuurrrkkkkeeeyyy… it’s raining outside luv. :(

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

None of us noticed until you mentioned that.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB breakup time!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

it doesn’t rain in the bar :)

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

friends bailed tonight so im not really jazzed to go out by myself. gametime decision. i may go just to say hi to you. ummm… how would i know you?

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

By his abnormally large tail feathers.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

well played, good sir.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed, that is the challenge. it’s easy enough to wait for a cgb meetup. this way i can still bail if the rain gets really nasty :)

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we actually do a CGB happy hour meet-up sometime? I think it would be fun. And I promise I won’t hit on anyone.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the place is obviously John Colins, just need to nail down a date.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that sounds like a plan. Let’s keep discussing it in the DBD until it happens.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in, but only if Rishi is going to be drinking lemon drops.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Just to make you happy, I’ll drink a lemon drop.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

aaaaaaaand I’m in.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This could potentially be awesome.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in too!

Wait…

All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!

by rollonubears on Feb 4, 2010 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Long time no see!

How’s tricks?

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by BearStage on Feb 5, 2010 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Why is rollonu turning tricks? Is that even legal?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Anything goes in the Central Valley.

by DC Trojan on Feb 5, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Guys, I live in the fucking South Bay.

Make that mistake again and I form an account called CalhadDJAXover$CLOLZ and spam your fanposts over at CC. And you think I’m kidding.

All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!

by rollonubears on Feb 6, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in the South Bay right now. I love San Jose

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 6, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

1) You’re assuming that we’re holding any sort of grudge about DeSean Jackson.

2) Banhammer, sir. It is but the work of a minute to intercept your spam, and I could do with a laugh.

by DC Trojan on Feb 8, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What does this even mean?

All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!

by rollonubears on Feb 6, 2010 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

it means you have sex with people for money

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 6, 2010 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Or drugs. One may also turn tricks for drugs.

by LeonPowe on Feb 6, 2010 2:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m so glad that people come to CGB to learn these sorts of things.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 6, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Better than learning it on the streets, I say.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 6, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

What a great forum you guys have created to teach teenagers the ways of the world.

by paleodan on Feb 6, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I am very attractive.

All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!

by rollonubears on Feb 7, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It just means, “how’s it going”.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 9, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Fri HH @ JC

This Fri or Next Fri
Not the Fri after

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This Fri as in tomorrow?

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Or, you can all come out to a bday party im throwing tomorrow night. Manor West. Potentially.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny, my friend is throwing a birthday party there on Saturday.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny. I know someone throwing a birthday party there on Saturday too.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably the same guy, he knows a lot of people.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If he has the same initials as a chat-hosting beat writer we torment, then it is.

I know him through a mutual friend, but haven’t seen him in a long time.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, same guy. You going?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, you are going to Jonathon Ogden’s bday party??

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s offensive.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

To who? People with the initials JO?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What position to Ogden play?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a tackle, wasn’t he?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Offensive tackle.

This isn’t even remotely funny anymore now that it’s gone through this whole ordeal.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hooray, I like being right.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 5, 2010 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

This needs to die.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2010 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

What time does happy hour start for normal people?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

what are you talking about? thats official DRINK O’CLOCK

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Drink o’clock starts early for me, buddy dear.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t do this Fri, but next Fri. could work.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys should just come out to Drink for a Cause.

by Shadwhand on Feb 4, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the Cause getting drunk?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Took. My. Joke.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not the Cause, it’s the Effect.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh wait.

not next Friday. the fri after.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

tomorrow actually works the best though. does that work for people?

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

got a friend coming from out of town who probably wouldn’t be down… but i’ll check.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Friday-after-next but whatever the consensus is.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay. To make this easy:

Fri, 2/19/10
JC, New Mont & Minna
5p

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

puts in crackberry

(like i’d show, snort)

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 4, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand this text. Can you please make an Outlook calendar request?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll create a FB invite… and send it to Avi and Twist.

Somehow figure it out folks! :)

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it have pretty pictures?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

no but it does have a picture of a guy who is john collins.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Which I will never get to see :(

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

…but now everyone knows how to find you on FB.

Just saying, if it’s a concern. it would be for me.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

but I'm pretty sure I've divulged enough that can find me and walk into my office in the next ten minutes.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

you’re right BearStage. it’ll be open for the next hour or so. then i’ll close it.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn’t leave that up if I were you. Have one of the mods post it as a link using the CGB facebook account or something.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a great idea, actually.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, you can never be too careful on the internets. This is a relatively benign forum (no pun intended) insofar as a lot of posters know each other IRL, but in general better safe than sorry.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, about that – didn’t mean to. In my head I was actually thinking more about Twist, since he was on there and he tends to want to keep his identity fairly secret.

Also, when I was at my last job, a random stranger called me at work, out of the blue, because I was a member of something on my Facebook profile. I worked for a campus organization, so it was fairly easy to find the number and contact me. Kinda creeped me out.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Creeped out as you were, it still never ceases to amaze me how freaked people get when people act on information they themselves post publicly.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, like I said, I don’t think people realize how easily it is to find information on the internet. I was reading The Big Switcha few weeks ago and one of the things he mentions is that the proliferation of internet services and social networking sites means that you can easily cross-reference data points to form a pretty extensive profile of people.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. The one thing I have going for me is that I have a very, very common name, and my middle name (which would only slightly distinguish me) I never use online. I’ve actually tried everything I can think of to find myself online, just for kicks, and the only thing I’ve found is an old phone number that I haven’t had in at least 8 years.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Your name is Thaddeus Koyithampuran Tedford, isn’t it?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

gasp

/runs and hides

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never met anyone else named BearStage. But maybe it’s common in other parts of the country.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Among ursine actors, it’s like John Smith.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The freakiest that happened to me:

Formerly I was an officer of a club on campus, and all the officers’ information (email, phone number and address) was online, but password protected, on OCF.berke.edu. In any case, a few months ago, someone called me completely out of the blue, asking what I knew of the owner of the property I lived in jr + sr year (the very property listed on the club website). I lived there…starting four years ago, as of now.

I asked “Who is this? How did you get this number, and why are you calling?”

Answer: “Oh, I’m looking to move into this place, I googled the address, and your name and phone number came up.” (from the supposedly password-protected site).

Me: “*jawdrop *. okay, I lived there for 2 years, no real problems with the owner, but don’t you dare ever call this number again.”

Freaked me out.

Answer: “uh ok bye.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, depends on how exactly it was password protected. Back in the day there were a lot of sites that seemed secure because you had to enter a password, but they functioned more like redirects and the page they were pointing you to could still be picked up by spiders.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

True, true. I think what got me was that I didn’t know that said info was available to the entire Berkeley network – at the time, I thought it was just available to my friends.

It still bothers me that there are some things on Facebook that you can’t hide at all. But we all also know that everything we put onto Facebook, whether hidden or not, will be accessible to someone we don’t want it to be, and that it will be on the Internet forever and ever, looong after you’ve forgotten about it.

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

a friend of mine is an athlete at UNC right now and she told me that they’re supposed to keep their FB pages on lock down… as in no one can search for them by just typing in their names. Apparently it’s an NCAA recommendation for privacy that UNC has instituted.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup – did you know that Facebook keeps a copy of your photos even if you delete your account?

Or that they log whose profiles you view?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah… I’ve heard FB owns everything you do on FB.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

no you're right.

Twist and Avi. That was irresponsible. Hopefully that 3 minute window didn’t invite a crazy stalker into your lives (apart from me of course)

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I am totally freaked out that I saw your name. I fully expect you to hunt me down and kill me.

Should I even bother locking my doors and windows? You’ll just end up popping out of the shadows when I least expect it anyway.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Boo!

I’m concerned for our dear Mods here.

my privacy is not a big deal. i mean you can’t actually see anything ony my FB page since I don’t have an open profile… i think. plus ive been told i look like every other asian girl in SF so it’s not like you can pick me out of a crowd based on my little tiny thumbnail pic.

by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

aaaaahhhhh!!!!

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

would a pick of line of, “hey, I’ve e-stalked the shit out of you” work?

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what the hell is going on?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

She created a facebook event and invited you and Twist to it, thus making your real name visible to anyone stupid enough not to figure it out on their own.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

How is anyone supposed to figure out Twist’s real name? Unless he told you of course

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

She created a facebook event and said “Hey Twist and Avi, I’m inviting you”. Anyone who clicked on the link could see the event, the two people invited to it, and figure out Twist and Avi’s real names. Hence the recommendation by BearStage and self that she remove it.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

visible to anyone stupid enough not to figure it out on their own.

It’s that part I’m talking about. How are you supposed to figure out Twist’s name without the FB invite or having someone tell you?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m reasonably certain he was referring to Avinash

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He said “their”, which indicates plural. I.e. you and Avi.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

thus making your real name visible to anyone stupid enough not to figure it out on their own.

your

your

your

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed that. My bad

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i am saddened by this entire interchanged.

sorry T&A.

by since1997 on Feb 5, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

T+A!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Avinash IS kind of an ass…

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean his real name isn’t Avinash?

by atomsareenough on Feb 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

No, its Tom.

All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!

by rollonubears on Feb 6, 2010 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

  • writes on parchment *

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m all in for this.

by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Just ask her if she wants to go! Crucifixion shouldn’t be necessary.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve found that nail guns are handy for moving targets.

by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s over bro

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Blame the weather if you want, but it toads wasn’t happening either way.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i had a good time. ur hair smelled good.

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

tasty...

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

cock...

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Feb 4, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Cawk.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Feb 4, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

lol

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

COE considering addt'l fees for Grad Students

message sent to CEE Students. They are only considering this and are looking for opinions. If you have one, please respond to the questions below. (I apologize for the large c/p, but blockquotes were breaking)
-———————————
I am forwarding you an e-mail from our Chair and Vice Chair. Your input will be most useful if it is received by 9 AM on Friday 4 February. We apologize for requesting such a short response time, and in anticipation, we thank you for your thoughtful feedback.

Dear CEE students,

In reaction to the current budget difficulties and in anticipation of future state funding problems, UC Berkeley’s College of Engineering is developing a proposal to establish a "Professional Degree Fee" (PDF) for graduate students within the College of Engineering. The CEE department is writing to you now to solicit your opinion about this College proposal. Below, the key elements of the proposal are summarized as best we know them. There are also a few questions posed to gauge your overall impressions. Please note that this proposal is being developed in a very short time frame. Consequently, we are asking for your brief feedback, preferably provided by first thing Friday 4 February. Professor Al Pisano, who is currently Acting Dean for the College, has requested that the department solicit student feedback on this proposal so that we can convey your voice on this matter to the College leadership.

Here are the essential points of the proposal.

• The PDF would be $6000 per year.
• The PDF would be charged in addition to existing campus fees and nonresident tuition.
• The PDF would be charged to all graduate students. It would not apply to undergraduate students.
• The PDF would not be charged to current graduate students. It would be charged to all incoming students beginning graduate study Fall 2011 or later.
• All students who would ordinarily have their fees covered by fee waivers associated with GSI appointments or by external fellowships would have this extra PDF covered.
• Students whose fees are covered by research grants or contracts would have the PDF covered by the funding source, increasing the cost of student employment to that funding source but not to the student.
• Some of the funds generated by the PDF could be used for financial aid.
• A primary purpose of the net PDF revenue would be used to ensure financial sustainability of our academic programs, including support for teaching assistants (GSIs) and readers, for lecturers, and for department staff who support the academic mission.

Here are the questions for you, considering the PDF as outlined above.

1) How do you think the existence of a PDF would influence your ability in the future to pursue a graduate education at Cal?

2) How would the existence of a PDF influence the attractiveness of applying to Cal as compared with other schools?

Again, we stress that at this point that the PDF is only a proposal and it will need to go through many stages of review prior to approval and implementation. It is not certain that it will be approved or in what form. We are seeking student input to help inform the College of Engineering’s development of the proposal.

If you want your voice to be heard, please reply to this e-mail with a brief response, either as answers to the questions or as a paragraph-scale narrative to Joan Chamberlain

Sincerely,

William Nazaroff
Vice Chair for Academic Affairs

Lisa Alvarez-Cohen
Chair


Joan Chamberlain
Undergraduate Affairs/Scheduler
Civil and Environmental Engineering
750 Davis Hall
Berkeley, CA 94720-1714
Email: joan@ce.berkeley.edu
Telephone: 510.643.1713

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

you’ve been on fb too, i see.

I don’t know what to say about it. I mean, it’s not their fault that their funding is drying up. If they’re gonna remain a top-flight department, they either need to hit up their corporate funders (no mean feat, as they probably already give a ton) or raise fees.

I agree, it stinks… but what else can they do?

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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ve hit it on the head, I’ve got no solution, just passing it along.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

what atomsareenough said.

The University hits us with something like 50% overhead per grant…and then they continue to tax us with stuff like picking up PDF’s.

Academics need some adjustment and reform. We’re living unsustainably.

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by carp on Feb 4, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not an engineer, but these are gimmies

1) How do you think the existence of a PDF would influence your ability in the future to pursue a graduate education at Cal?

Negatively.

2) How would the existence of a PDF influence the attractiveness of applying to Cal as compared with other schools?

Negatively.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

Ok. now that my brains have melted

from reading this whole bit of craziness in about an hour….

1) regular cgb happy hours are a good thing to plan and excecute, imo

2) f*n your friends is a dicy proposition at the best of times.

3) Go Bears

4) why are andbears, since1997 and twist having some sort of afair involving jamarcus russel?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 4, 2010 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

Also:

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Feb 4, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lamebook.com, you are the gift that keeps on giving. LIKE HERPES!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome...

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by CruzinBears on Feb 4, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Happy Hours need more Ragnarok – I’m in class now, he can go out

2) what a lovely thought

3) BEARS!

4) Why am I included in this? No affairs for me, k,thx,bye.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll let Rags out of his cage for happy hour?

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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He LIKES it at home. Really really.

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by AndBears on Feb 4, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think your current condition is demonstration enough of his enthusiasm for life at home.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Feb 4, 2010 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

Is it wrobng that I laughed at this?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

crap – scoot over Twist, i lol’ed too.

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by BearStage on Feb 5, 2010 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what’s more sad, Will’s assholery or Lauren for being a dumb (most likely bond) bimbo

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit I meant blonde not bond!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Will should be praised for his high standards of assness.

by GBB4188 on Feb 4, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

…Which the children of Haiti are paying for.

by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure Lauren’s $10 were going to make the difference.

by GBB4188 on Feb 5, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 9:51 PM PST reply actions  

Damn. I should have been so lucky.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate, is that you?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I always suspected Longshore was a USC fan…

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but Nate doesn’t have to stop at just one woman!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people would use harsh words, like “mole,” “turncoat,” or even “Quisling,” but those would be unfair.

by DC Trojan on Feb 4, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder he threw so many interceptions!

by LeonPowe on Feb 5, 2010 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for hella.

And I agree

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Can somebody go to this link here and take a screenshot of the official Cal site linking to Avi’s post yesterday? Email the screenshot to goldenblogs at gmail dot com. Thanks. Once you do it, post that you did it here, so we dont get 1,000 emails. First person to do it gets a special prize!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:22 PM PST reply actions  

Is it a nice shiny nickel?

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 4, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sent it. I hope I wasn’t the first… that prize sounds very suspicious.

by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I did it too, just because “fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me”

by LeonPowe on Feb 5, 2010 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats! You get to be called “Kai” Its a very special nickname given to special people. Yay!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing LeonPowe didn’t send it first. That would’ve gotten confusing!

by Kai on Feb 5, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this a Star Trek reference? If so, I don’t know whether to flag or rec.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course. And my next question is whether he is sleeping with Gul Dukat.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 5, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Was there ever a male Kai? I don’t remember. Nice reference, though.

by Kai on Feb 5, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There weren’t any male Kais on the show. But I don’t think there was any rule against it, because Kira’s boyfriend was supposed to be elected Kai until Winn sabotaged him.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 5, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh yeah you’re right, I remember now

by Kai on Feb 5, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

nerds

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen Star Trek in my life. Do we need to do this again?

I’m the worst Indian nerd there is

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a Star Trek fan is neither a sufficient nor a necessary condition for being a nerd.

…you’re not going to understand that, are you?

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

no

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 5, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You spend almost all your weekends playing video games by yourself.

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by Rishi on Feb 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…who does that??

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 9, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s no harm in not going out or taking a Friday night off. However, consistently spending weekends by yourself is a sign of something wrong.

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by Rishi on Feb 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn those introverts!

by DC Trojan on Feb 9, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a difference between being introverted and being socially inept.

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by Rishi on Feb 10, 2010 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

A difference you know all too well.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 10, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I work with a community outreach program to help develop kids who have social anxiety disorder, so, yes, you are correct.

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by Rishi on Feb 10, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that is exactly what I mean…

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by Rishi on Feb 10, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Come on, this deserves a rec.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 10, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Some may call my methods a bit unorthodox…

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by Rishi on Feb 10, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually don’t play games on my weekends! There are chores to do, sleep to make up, etc.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 9, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the weekends are a little longer than eight hours.

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by Rishi on Feb 9, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence why I wait till weekend to do all chores!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 9, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you own an elephant that needs daily washing or something?

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by Rishi on Feb 10, 2010 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t I wish.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 10, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

That would add a certain je ne sais quoi to your commute.

by DC Trojan on Feb 10, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd!

:)

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by BearStage on Feb 5, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you just got a whole lot cooler, 81

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 5, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Idiot, it was written by “Avanish”.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2010 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So close!

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