DBD 2.4.10 BAM Competition
First DBD so try not to judge please. Thanks!
With that...
Lets discuss BAM! (Thanks Fire Starkey for the idea to help me fulfill my DBD duty!)
BAM or Baseline Attractiveness Minimum is the lowest level of attractiveness one is willing to accept when evaluating a potential mate. Please note that "potential mate" can refer to both long-term (husb/wife, fiance, bf) and short-term (hook-up, one night stand, fbuddy) partners. As a result BAM will vary depending on situation.
To relate this to you die-hard sports fans, after the jump, we will illustrate BAM using current NFL QBs.
The following QBs are rated on a scale of 1-10... 10 being the hottest. In general, my BAM will usually fall between level 5 and level 6. Having said that, if I am considering for longer-term potential, BAM can fall to level 4, as other intangibles will lift a not-as-worthy individual into BAM catergory. Here goes...
#1: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers
I think we are all in universal agreement on this one. If we're not, we should be.
#2: Brett Favre, fmr Vikings
Brett is the perfect example of downgrade to Below BAM due to complete douchebaggery. Photo caption should be "whaaaambulance"
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#3: Dennis Dixon, Steelers
I guess the Steelers go for Talent over Hotness
#4: Payton Manning, Colts
Two words... five head
#5: Donovan McNabb, Eagles
Nice smile but McNabb is a perfect five. Neither ugly nor hot.
#6: Aaron Rodgers, Packers
BAM. While ARod doesn't meet my technical BAM, he is upgraded due to... well... being Aaron Rodgers.
#7: JaMarcus Russell, Raiders
This may be a controversial pick. But he's sooo over BAM. Dude's foine y'all.
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#8: Kyle Boller, Ravens
In addition to being a Cal quarterback, KB is smoking.
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#9: Tom Brady, Pats
Hard to not at least meet BAM when you're dating Giselle. Brady's a 9 cuz he's also got multiple Superbowl rings.
#10: Mark Sanchez, Jets
Bonus points for the latin spice. Caliente caliente!!
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Agree or disagree. Make a BAM list of your own. Internet fight. Go!
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wow, so there’s only one girl on this site?
"It’s not a good car and not a good boat, but it’s the best car-boat ever made"
But that isn’t true because it includes the possibility that there are only three. There are more than that.
Quantity AND quantity!
Okay, there are > 3, not > or = 3. Happy?
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
Though, technically, > or = 3 include the subset > 3 and is therefore correct if not as precise.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
Females who have announced themselves:
since1997, AndBears (myself), OskiWeeWee, RemorsefulBruinBabe, CalBear81, CalNet… there are a few others I’m missing, perhaps they will speak up. Definitely check out the annual Women’s Huddle Post from August.
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There are some women who seem to post solely in the women’s basketball threads.
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i’d have to say i’m impressed by the diversity – good job cal, good job.
"It’s not a good car and not a good boat, but it’s the best car-boat ever made"
We have like 9 women posters that I can figure and this is good diversity??? The internet truly is fucked.
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I can think of 2 more female posters. Katster is one. I know this, because she posted a photo of herself in a fanshot once. Gigglingone is another. I know this, because I saw some photos at a AthleticsNation event. Yay! 2 more!
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8 more and I could be the Prophet on Big Love!
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No hate, only hat.
My friend is a huge fan of Philip Rivers (I just use this photo to make fun of her obsession)

and Drew Brees

Noted. And to think I’ve been wearing unsexy shoes this whole time!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
fear not, good buddy
the AndBears scoreboard still reads:
rags 1, sanche 0
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Did he go to the local JC Penny photo studio for this??
by turkey on Feb 4, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
In Other Cal Recruiting News
Three water polo players from Newport Harbor are joining Bergeson at Berkeley. They are Blake Kelly, Matt Russell and Jack Yeager…Bergeson said he’s actually looking forward to teaming up with the three Sailors next season.
"I’ve always wanted to play with them and I never got the chance to during my three seasons at CdM," said Bergeson, the Pacific Coast League Player of the Year the past two seasons… "All of us were on our recruiting trip at Cal this past weekend and I’m excited about my future.
"Cal is a great school, and so is UCLA, but they are polar opposites. I fit in well on campus and on the team."
Cal’s Signing Class Features 10 All-Americans; Ranked No. 11 by Rivals
A total of 20 student-athletes join Cal football program.
Jeff Tedford National Signing Day Press Conference Quotes
Cal’s Signing Class Features 10 All-Americans; Ranked No. 11 by Rivals
Three Former Cal Players Start in 2010 Pro Bowl
Feb. 3, 2010
BERKELEY – California signed 10 high school All-Americans to National Letters of Intent to highlight the arrival of 20 student-athletes to the Cal football program for the 2010 season, head coach Jeff Tedford announced Wednesday. As of publication time, Cal’s 2010 signing class ranks as high as No. 11 nationally by Rivals with the Golden Bears posting the seventh-highest ranking according to the number of average stars per signee (3.58). ESPN lists Cal at No. 15, while Scout has the Bears at No. 29.
“We feel like we have addressed a lot of our needs and are very excited about the 2010 recruiting class,” said Tedford. “We feel like the class has a good balance of offense and defense, size and athleticism and speed. We’re looking forward to this group coming in and being able to compete early to make contributions to next year’s team.”
“Our coaches did an excellent job of working very hard throughout the year to create great relationships with these young men,” added Tedford. “We welcome all of these student-athletes into the Cal family and are looking forward to many successful days ahead with this class.”
Six of Cal’s recruits also rank among the nation’s Top 100 players overall by at least one recruiting service, while another four are among the country’s Top 300 players.
The group is balanced with 11 offensive players, eight defensive players and one that is expected to play both ways in five-star Parade All-American WR/S Keenan Allen (Greensboro, NC/Northern Guilford HS). LB Chris Martin (Oakland, CA/Grandview (Colo.) HS) is Cal’s other five-star recruit and joined Allen on the prestigious Parade All-America team in 2009.
Allen, who is listed as the No. 5 player in the county by Rivals, recorded 145 tackles and eight interceptions in 2009. He also excelled offensively, scoring an astounding 53 touchdowns as a prep senior and had 976 yards receiving.
Martin is the nation’s top-ranked outside linebacker according to Scout and ranks as high as No. 7 among all players in the SuperPrep Elite 50. He recorded 97 tackles, 11.0 sacks and five forced fumbles as a senior in 2009.
Other 2009 All-Americans joining the Bears include WR Kaelin Clay (Long Beach, CA/Poly HS), OL Alex Crosthwaite (San Diego, CA/Cathedral Catholic HS), LB Nick Forbes (Frederick, MD/Governor Thomas Johnson HS), QB Austin Hinder (Steamboat Springs, CO/Steamboat Springs HS), DE Gabe King (Eugene, OR/South Eugene HS), LB Chris McCain (Greensboro, NC/Northern Guilford HS), LB Cecil Whiteside (Newport Beach, CA/Newport Harbor HS) and LB David Wilkerson (Danville, CA/Monte Vista HS). Six of the incoming high school All-Americans – Allen, Forbes, Hinder, King, Martin and Whiteside – played in the 2010 U.S. Army All-American Bowl.
The Bears have 11 members of the class least four stars by at least one recruiting service. In addition to the five stars garnered by Allen, Hinder and Martin, the Bears added eight four-star recruits in Adcock, Carter, Crosthwaite, Forbes, King, McCain, Whiteside and Wilkerson.
Cal also continued its strong national recruiting presence with 12 of the 20 newcomers listing a hometown outside the state of California. Colorado, Oregon, Maryland, Nevada, New York, North Carolina and Texas are all represented along with the Golden State.
“As we continue to have success on the field our national recruiting efforts have also become more successful,” explained Tedford. “We feel like there is an interest from national recruits in the University of California, both in our academics and in our football program’s potential. It is evident by the number of out-of-state players that we have signed in this year’s class.”
Cal’s group of linebackers is ranked No. 2 nationally by Rivals as Martin is joined by four other All-Americans in Forbes, McCain, Whiteside and Wilkerson. Forbes, who is ranked as the country’s No. 2 inside linebacker by Rivals, posted 114 stops and 15.0 tackles for loss in his final prep campaign. McCain ranks as the nation’s No. 10 linebacker by Tom Lemming, while Whiteside (108 tackles in 2009) checks in at No. 38 on the Rivals250 list and is the nation’s No. 10 outside linebacker according to ESPN. Wilkerson is Rivals’ No. 6 inside linebacker and checks in at No. 230 on the Rivals250 list.
King picked up All-American status despite playing in just one game as a senior due to a knee injury, and his signing gives the Bears a No. 10 ranking at the defensive end position according to Rivals.
In addition to the six All-Americans, the defense will add DB Michael Coley (Hyattsville, MD/DeMatha Catholic HS) and CB Adrian Lee (Dallas, TX/Skyline HS). Coley posted 65 tackles and 20 passes defensed as a senior, while Lee had 21 passes defensed and 39 tackles.
Hinder ranks as high as No. 5 among pro-style quarterbacks according to Tom Lemming and is his No. 38 player overall. He completed 170 of 286 passes (59.4%) for 2,205 yards and 25 TDs with only six interceptions as a senior when he also was named the 2009 Gatorade Player of the Year for Colorado.
Clay, who is Rivals’ No. 53 receiver nationally, split time between receiver and running back as a senior and combined for 1,572 rushing and receiving yards and 15 TDs (eight receiving, seven rushing).
Offensively, the Bears landed three wide receivers in addition to Allen and Clay with the signings of Tevin Carter (Los Angeles, CA/Santee HS), Coleman Edmond (Kingston, NY/Pierce College/Kingston HS) and Terrance Montgomery (Los Angeles, CA/West Adams Prep) to rank No. 14 at the position according to Rivals. Carter, called “one of the fastest players in California” by Scout, is the No. 17 receiver nationally by Rivals and also checks in at No. 130 on the Rivals250 list after totaling 42 receptions for 1,117 yards and eight TDs as a senior. Edmond led all Southern California junior college players with 1,584 all-purpose yards in 2009 to earn Offensive Player of the Year honors for the Southern California Football Association’s American Division of the Pacific Conference. Montgomery, the nation’s No. 61 wide receiver according to ESPN, hauled in 42 catches for 700 yards and 12 TDs as a senior.
TB Trajuan Briggs (Van Nuys, CA/Birmingham HS) is an early enrollee who will join the team’s backfield during 2010 spring workouts. He missed most of 2009 with an ankle injury but ran for 1,513 yards and 21 TDs to earn all-city honors in Los Angeles as a junior in 2008.
TE Jacob Wark (Portland, OR/Jesuit HS), who ranks as high as No. 38 at his position by Scout, joins the squad after catching 32 balls for 421 yards and three TDs as a prep senior.
The team’s offensive line will be bolstered by the arrival of All-Americans Adcock (ESPN’s No. 9 offensive guard and Scout’s No. 18 center) and Crosthwaite (Rivals’ No. 26 offensive lineman). Geoffrey Gibson (Las Vegas, NV/Bishop Gorman HS) also ranks as Rivals’ No. 35 offensive guard nationally.
Junior QB Zach Maynard, a transfer from Buffalo and the half-brother of Allen, has also accepted a scholarship offer from Cal and will join the team for the 2010 campaign. Maynard was the starting quarterback for the Bulls in 2009, completing 218 of 379 passes (57.5%) for 2,694 yards and 18 TDs with 15 interceptions, while adding 455 yards and one score on the ground. He played his prep football at Grimsley High School (Greensboro, NC), where he passed for 1,635 yards and 20 TDs as a senior to earn all-area and all-conference honors while leading his team to a league title.
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Blame my mouse not working and me having to C + P using a touchpad.
Or China doesn’t respect your puny intellectual property laws.
Pick one.
GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER TO MY FUCKING QUESTION, COMMIE!
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Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Men’s BB Hope to Get Healthy in 2H
The Bears (14-7, 6-3) feel good about being tied with Arizona for first place in the Pac-10 going into tonight’s game at USC. Third-leading scorer Theo Robertson missed six games – three of them losses – with a foot injury, sixth-man Jorge Gutierrez missed five games with a sprained knee and onetime starting center Markhuri Sanders-Frison missed the recent Arizona trip with back spasms.
And we’re not even mentioning (yet) point guard Jerome Randle, who had so much ice around his knees, ankles and legs after Sunday’s loss at Arizona, he walked like a mini-Frankenstein.
“I would like to see us get healthy,” Cal coach Mike Montgomery said. “It would be nice for our substitution patterns to be more specific.”
I’m gonna stop posting links now. I’m tired and I want to sleep. Is that GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TWIST??!?!?
No. 4 Cal Women’s Water Polo Upsets No. 3 Hawaii
Golden Bears (6-0) prevail behind strong team defense, scoring of Csikos.
Feb. 3, 2010
BERKELEY, CALIF. –
The No. 4-ranked California women’s water polo team, bolstered by stellar team defense, three goals from sophomore Emily Csikos and 11 saves from sophomore goalie Stephanie Peckham, stunned No. 3-ranked Hawaii, 7-4, Wednesday night in a key Mountain Pacific Sports Federation match at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Golden Bears are now 6-0 on the year and the Rainbow Wahines dropped to 4-1. Cal held Hawaii, a squad that placed fourth at the NCAA tournament last season, scoreless in the first 20 minutes of the match on the way to the decisive conference win.
The Bears were the only team to score in the first half, jumping out to a 2-0 lead in the first period on a pair of goals by Csikos. The sophomore from Calgary, Alberta scored the first goal of the match by bouncing the ball off the water past Hawaii goalie Serena Bredin. Csikos then added another goal with 25 seconds left in the opening period on a shot from beyond seven meters.
Cal padded its lead to 4-0 at the half on senior Julie Oreglia’s goal with 7:14 in the second period, and senior Remy Champion’s score through the arms of Bredin at the 5:21 mark of the second quarter.
Austin Hinder, QB (Steamboat Springs, CO)
I’m having recruiting withdrawal. Let me help you out.

Via Steamboat Today
Steamboat Springs quarterback Austin Hinder signs his letter of intent to play with the University of California, Berkeley, on Wednesday afternoon at Steamboat Springs High School. Hinder helped lead the Sailors to the state finals as a senior. He was joined by, from right, his parents, Bill and Kathy, and coaches Aaron Finch, Lonn Clementson and David May.

"When my grandpa got inducted into the Hall of Fame when I was a freshman, I went to Cal, and I loved it," said Hinder, who plans to major in business. "They were playing UCLA, and it was louder than any NFL game I’ve been to. When I was a freshman, I made that as a goal. As long as I got a scholarship offer from Cal, I was going to be happy. That was the very first scholarship I got."
by solarise on Feb 4, 2010 1:21 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
When I was a freshman, I made that as a goal. As long as I got a scholarship offer from Cal, I was going to be happy.
I like him already.
sads. he’s still in HS and one of our beautiful commits. I really don’t want to say anything mean. so lets just leave it at that… :)
since1997 – can we use BAM next yr instead of stars to evaluate recruits? I feel it’s much more scientific :)
OMG. We’d yield the hottest class ever… bringing out more females to the fan base… yielding higher revenues for the program… building better and better facilities… recruiting more talented and even HOTTER players…
I see only good things with your method solarise. only good things.
Would the females still come out in droves with this hunky-yet-not-necessarily-as-good-at-football team goes, say, 2-9?
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
Where does this guy rank?
if we need to, we could get all you ladies drunk before you grade the prospects.

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but… but he’s the greatest NCAA defensive lineman to come along in a generation! Surely you could find it in your heart to find him marginally attractive?
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hahaha. you realize these females wouldn’t even understand what “2-9” meant.
imagine a game w boller, brady, romo, leinart, sanchez, the prophet, riley, wertenberger, lagemann, TO, etc.
chicks would just be all oh man that guy’s hot. oh and now that hot one is on top of that hot one. Hot.
So this would be a game without helmets ot shoulder pads or jerseys?
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since1997, when you wake up, can you rank the Pac-10 QBs?

Riley

Masoli

Barkley
Canfield

Sullivan

Foles

Luck

Prince

Tuel

Locker
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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 2:38 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Thats a whole lotta white!
PS Barkley looks like a CHildren of the Corn
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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, does he have a twin sibling and they have to talk at the exact same time, saying the exact same thing or something?
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Our group of QBs is not so gifted in attractiveness. BAM in this group starts at L7.
1 Foles- that’s actually a really good photo. Make no mistake son, dude’s busted
2 Sullivan- Is it just me or are Tuel and Sullivan almost indistinguishable?
3 Tuel- See above. Neither BAM.
4 Masoli- His neck is too short
5 Luck- LOL and Bravo Avi.
6 Barkley- That’s just a good photo. He’s not actually that attractive IMO.
7 Prince- LA guys… sigh… it’s like they just make them hotter down there.
8 Riley- In the words of mf GF, Who. Is. That. HOT. Man?
9 Locker- Baseball contract too? Sign me up for some hurt locker. (or whatever. tried to make a good joke. that’s the best i can do.)
10 Canfield: Helllooo Sean Canfield. That’s a great photo. What he lacks in being able to attend a world-class amazing classy university, he gains in sheer hotness. God is just.
So, based on Boller and Canfield, I get the feeling you like beefy brownhaired white dudes with beady eyes.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Um, me? I’m not a hatter or anything, I just don’t see what’s so special.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
I was lamenting on your behalf, good sir! But then, she did more or less officially “friend zone” you yesterday anyway.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
It’s okay, man. Plenty of cougars in the forest.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
They actually live at the Redwood Room.
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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It’s okay, man. Plenty of cougars in theforestEast Bay hills.
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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Your problem is, you can’t see the forest for the cougars.
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Well, if you believe what he says, he certainly won’t have paid for it.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
I just read the thread on fuckbuddies and I pressed Z to get to this….
…. so now I think you and Twist are fuck buddies.
In other words, Go Bears!
NOPE
I’ve met her a number of times, she’s a really normal/great person! We’re all confused, but it works somehow.
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Thats true, she is an absolutely gorgeous baby.
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COMMA then BABY
ugh. If/when I meet you Twist, I swear to God the first thing I’m going to do is punch you in the face. (But not hard so as to actually hurt you. Just for symbolism to represent the irritation i feel right now)
by since1997 on Feb 4, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
aw, sweetie, don’t give into him. that’s what he wants, love.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
See, a better resposne would have been to make fun of us and the way we talk. Then, making fun of you is less rewarding.
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What? You don’t read every single word of every single comment every day on this site?!?! How dare you call yourself a Cal fan.
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2010/2/2/1284904/the-2010-national-signing-day#30139496
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2010/2/3/1284260/cal-football-signing-day-2010-open#30178784
Quantity AND quantity!
Reminds me of that soup commercial. “MMMMM…. Beefy!”
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
How did ASU get an 8 year old to start at QB for them?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
who RECD this?!
Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m pretty sure I rec’d it. I tend to rec anything wtih 1 rec.
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Yet there are so many 1-rec’d posts out there.
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I find it interesting that your BAM decreases when considering long term relationships. I would think it would increase for most people.
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Females will accept a lower physical attraction from their partner if they make up for it in other areas I’m guessing—intelligence, financial stability, power or status of some sort, interesting life. Whereas a guy is looking for physical fitness from a girl, so it’s important for their BAM to be high when viewing potential mates.
It’s not like you’ll be seeing Steve Wozniak hitting the clubs with all the hottest ladies, but there are plenty of ugly or fat dudes with hot wives. Not likely you’ll see it the other way around.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 3:39 AM PST up reply actions
I remember reading a study somewhere that the average male consider physical appearance to make up something like 70% of overall attractiveness and the average female 25%.
by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 4:55 AM PST up reply actions
People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kai. Forfty percent of all people know that.
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BAM goes up significantly with the use of Sex Panther.
60% of the time, it works every time.
And yes… it’s real.
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I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more male unattractiveness than it’s been preventing?
Women are practical human beings. We know that looks dont last forever so other things need to keep our interest. Avi has it right (two points for you A!), humor, confidence, financial stability, etc become more important. But if it’s a one-night sitch… it’s gotta be ALL EYE CANDY baby.
Women are practical
WOAH! Let’s not go around spreading lies!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I will give since 1997 this: women ARE more practical than men in this subject.
Women will consider many other factors besides attractiveness when evaluating a mate. Men really only consider one.
Which one?
And are you speaking of you personally or the many studies that have shown this to be true in general?
The male one.
The more awesome(personality, things in common) a woman is, BAM decreases. To be fair, though, I don’t think it would go as low as a woman’s BAM might when evaluating a dude.
Also – no matter how hot a woman is, you’ll break up with her eventually if you have nothing in common, or if she gets on your damn nerves all the time.
Or as Demetri Martin put it, “At a certain point, I don’t care how hot you are, I don’t want to hear about your damn cat.”
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by BearStage on Feb 4, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I’ve always felt girls become less attractive when I find out they’re a little too crazy (you know, like over the top, ruin your life, make you miserable, marry you kind of crazy) or have horrible sounding laughs. So I guess I consider three.
that has a scale similar to the graph above....
to a certain point…it enhances hotness….then OMG RUN AWAYYYYYYY
Go Bears Go
I’ve always hated that graph… based on the joke, it should flatten out, not head downwards. But I guess that’s not funny enough.
by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
No, what he’s saying is, the hotter someone is, the longer you’re willing to listen – so the graph makes sense. Where the graph drops off, it’s basically saying that NO ONE is hot enough to be willing to hear about a damn cat for 35 minutes.
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Let me phrase it this way: why does a 10 get less cat discussion minutes than a 9?
by Kai on Feb 5, 2010 3:01 AM PST up reply actions
funniest thing youve ever written here. I LQTMd
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Gotcha!!!
Spread the LQTM love far and wide!!!!
May we all some day laugh quietly to ourselves, and then share it with the world…
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Questions for the younger dating generation
since1997 says:
Please note that “potential mate” can refer to both long-term (husb/wife, fiance, bf) and short-term (hook-up, one night stand, fbuddy) partners.
1. What’s the diff between a “hook-up” and a “one night stand”? Just the time of day?
2. How many hook-ups with the same person before that person becomes an “fbuddy”?
I am a Vereenian.
1) Hook-ups can happen more than once. One night stand is exactly that. Also, one-night stand implies sleeping, while hooking up can be more vague.
2) 3.
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So if you’ve hooked up twice with the same person and not in a relationship w/ them, it’s definitely not a one night stand but the person isn’t/wasn’t your “fbuddy.”
I feel so educated now.
I am a Vereenian.
Don’t forget about friends with benefits. That’s not a fuck buddy nor a one-night stand, but you are hooking up with them.
Because you have an actual meaningful friendship there too.
You can’t take your fbuddy out for dinner or to watch a movie.
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It’s really tricky and there’s a fine line between having FWB and getting stuck in a relationship.
But, essentially, if you have a friend with whom you can hook up with and not have it be awkward the next morning, you’ve got it.
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Here’s the way to do it:
1) Get into a relationship with someone – you like them, you’re sexually compatible, the whole 9 yards.
2) Have the relationship eventually fall apart.
3) Spend some time apart, and come to terms with the fact that you’re just not right for each other – then put in all the work needed to become friends.
4) Over the next few years, both of you have other relationships, and you get to the point where the two of you are great friends, would never get back together in a million years, but are still physically attracted to each other.
5) Get your bone on from time to time when you’re not seeing other people.
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I can’t disagree with this approach. It certainly is a solid and reliable method of getting FWB, as long as you can avoid a relapse of “feelings” and other nonsense.
The only thing stopping this from being perfect is that initial investment of time and money, but it could pay dividends in the future.
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It’s probably not something anyone does on purpose, as it would be an incredibly painful process. But if it happens to happen, then there ya go.
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Yeah, we’ve all gone through the relapse with an ex. The problem is managing to parlay that relapse into a FWB situation, which, unfortunately, is tough to convince a girl of.
“Hey, baby, so I like you, you like me, but we’re not compatible. Wanna just have sex every-so-often instead? We enjoy it”
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I’m so glad I’m married.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Dude he’s my clone, it’s awesome.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
because he’s like 1/10th scale version of me.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
OK, so he’s like my clone.
People ask my wife: “What did you contribute.”
Too bad he didn’t get her nice olive skin bowchichawowwow.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Wait, why would you repeatedly have sex with someone you’re not even friends with, and don’t want to date or hang out with? Essentially, your description amounts to “relative stranger you don’t do anything but have sex with”. I thought the “buddy” part implied friendship. In my mind FB is synonymous with FWB.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, why would you repeatedly have sex with someone you’re not even friends with, and don’t want to date or hang out with?
Because… you’re… having…. sex….?
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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
So… it’s a random hookup that turns into regular booty calls?
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that’s right. You can really have nothing in common with an FB except sex. Friendly with them, but not really someone you wanna spend a whole lot of time with. Thing is, over time, it will still get complicated on someone’s part. It’s just inevitable.
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Yes, but until then, it’s awesome.
“Hey, so… I just came back from the bars. You wanna, you know, like, hang out?”
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If you’re gonna go for it, though, ya gotta go whole hog – get a crazy girl. A hot, crazy girl that would ordinarily scare the crap out of you, but finds you desireable to bone. It’ll be way more fun in the short-term.
Yes, eventually you’ll be desperate to find a way out, but if you’re thinking short-term, it’s the way to go.
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Nah, they’re good people. They just need to find someone on their same wavelength, and realize that gettin’ it on with a guy isn’t necessarily going to change his feelings for them.
Or maybe they’re lookin’ to shake the rust off.
Did I kill the fantasy yet?
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“Shake the rust off”
I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds like a euphemism for something.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
squirt a lil WD40 up in there
and rub it…..
Go Bears Go
The best part about crazy girls like that is they think putting out will make guys like them. Win-win.
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It’s not really win-win so much as it is heart-breaking.
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In Rishi’s body, where the heart should be, there’s a second awesome gland.
by HolmoePhobe on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe it’s just me, but I usually don’t have sex with people whom I don’t at least not mind hanging out with from time to time. If you’re gonna bone random people you don’t really know, that’s fine, but then why not just find random people every time? If you’re gonna hook up the same person wouldn’t you at least wanna be able to hang out with them? I dunno, it just doesn’t really make sense to me.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
That should have been have sex regularly in the first sentence. Sure, everyone’s had a random hookup, and plenty of people have done FWB, but an ongoing random hookup seems unlikely.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
At the end of the day, you just gotta do what you’re comfortable with. That’s why it’s considered polite to ask, PSoCY?
Fortunately all the hot girls are brilliant.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, that’s not true either. The ones who are both are rare, rare birds.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Single, attractive, intelligent – pick two out of three. You can also substitute sane in for one of the three.
not to mention that if they’re not sane, “single” isn’t something they’ll bother worrying about.
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What are you talking about?
I’m saying that crazy girls will come after you whether you’re single or not. Plus, they’ll come after you whether or not they’re single.
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For any strangers reading this DBD:
None of the participants giving in this thread and all its subthreads have ever, or will ever experience any of the things they are giving detailed expert testimony on. That is all.
Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd so hard I hurt myself.
Go Bears Go
I'm so glad I started this thread
I’ve learned so much. I can now intelligently distinguish between FBs and FWBs. I think.
I am a Vereenian.
Yes, it was rong, as it needed to be declared Sanchez instead.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions
No, I’m pretty sure its actually more like a 2.75.
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Flagged for pi.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions
#1: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers
I think we are all in universal agreement on this one. If we’re not, we should be.
I LOL’d. And I agree. Good call.
Nice touch on the Boller photo, with the Playboy bunny logos in the background.
And as for the photo of Aaron Rodgers: Bravo, Aaron. I salute you.
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Jamarcus over AR???
would you reconsider if you heard them speak?
'we're #1, we're #1, we're#---SHIT.'
-- 10/13/2007, a day that will live in infamy.
i’m sorry my darling Cal fans… I love Aaron I REALLY DO. He’s made me a Packers fan. But… dude’s just not very attractive. Especially all of that weird facial hair. I had a hard time finding a photo that was not horrifying and safe for work and babies.
But JaMarcus is HOT on looks alone.
But this is where the sliding scale comes in. Looks aside (and Mr. Russell does nothing for me in that department BTW), Aaron is superior in every way. He can actually play football. He isn’t lazy. His teammates don’t hate him. He doesn’t blame everyone but himself for his mistakes. He will have a much longer and much more successful career. He will make more money. He will be much more famous. He will be able to take his wife/girlfriend to much better parties, and she will be shown on national TV during many playoff games. He is articulate. He has beautiful eyes. And he is a Golden Bear. Case closed.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
Counterpoint to all your arguments:

Case closed.
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You have to pretend you don’t know anything about him! PRETEND!!
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Or consider the fact that he never has to take another snap in the NFL and still be able to go home to over $30 million
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Agreed
Now if only he could make all that money while playing in the Silver and Black…
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Because if they got AR, drafted JB, and traded for D-Jack, I would be the happiest Raider fan on the face of the planet…
I would also take them trading to get 3 or 4 more of the many other Cal players in the league, and have the same results…
esp DeCoud, Lynch, Fujita, Forsett, Will T, or Follett
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Does Al Davis have to, uh, die, before Raider fans can be happy?
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
by CalBear81 on Feb 4, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I could rec this statement more than once...
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
You don’t get it, Al Davis dies, Raiders assemble all-pro Cal team… CruzinBears happily begins attending Raiders games again as they make their way back to thet whole “commitment to excellence” thing…
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
Al Davis dying sounds like a solution to me.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Right, I meant the problem is that he shows no signs of dying. Also, IIRC his mother lived into her late 80s.
Are you saying Al Davis has to die for the team to live?
by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope football signing day didn't make us forget we have a basketball game tonight
Huge weekend for the men’s BB team at SC and Ucla.
California Golden Bears (14-7, 6-3) at USC Trojans (12-9, 4-5)
Thursday, Feb. 4, 7:30 p.m., Galen Center, Los Angeles, Calif.
Radio: KFRC 1550 AM TV: None
California Golden Bears (14-7, 6-3) at UCLA Bruins (10-11, 5-4)
Saturday, Feb. 6, 1 p.m., Pauley Pavilion, Los Angeles, Calif.
Radio: KFRC 1550 AM TV: CBS
After a tough four-point loss last Sunday at Arizona, California heads right back out on the road to Los Angeles this weekend to face USC and UCLA. The Golden Bears are halfway through their four-game road trip and the conference portion of the schedule. Cal and USC square off on Thursday, Feb. 4, at 7:30 p.m. at the Galen Center.
Despite suffering defeat in Tucson, senior forward Theo Robertson reached a new career high of 27 points. Robertson rebounded nicely after not scoring a point in the game before at Arizona State. Senior guards Jerome Randle and Patrick Christopher each chipped in 15 points each, but went a combined 3-for-15 from three-point range. Sunday’s game marked Christopher’s 100th career start. Having played in 120 career games, not missing one single game throughout his collegiate career, Christopher is on pace to set the school record for most games played (Keith Smith, 1987-90 – 128).
Randle needs two treys to set the new school record for career three-pointers made. He also needs 26 assists to become just the third player in school history to record 500 assists.
The team leader in steals with 38, Christopher is ninth on the school’s career scoring list with 1,499 points. He is currently second on the team in scoring with 16.4 ppg and second in rebounding at 5.8 rpg.
Randle’s 341 career free throws ranks seventh all-time in school history. He also leads the team in scoring, averaging 18.9 ppg, and is averaging 4.7 assists per game.
With its perfect 14-for-14 shooting from the free throw line last Thursday and 20-for-24 last Sunday, Cal went 34-for-38 from the free throw line last weekend, including Robertson finishing a perfect 10-for-10 against Arizona. Cal boasts a season free throw percentage of 74.4 that ranks fourth all-time in school history.
Boykin is the team rebounding leader at 6.5 rpg, sophomore forward Omondi Amoke is third on the team in rebounding at 5.4 rpg after Christopher.
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Jeff Faraudo’s scouting report on USC
Don’t expect either team to play much — if any — zone tonight when Cal (14-7, 6-3) faces USC (12-9, 4-5) at the Galen Center.
"I wish we played the zone better. We not a very good zone team, not that we’ve spent a lot of time wth that," Cal coach Mike Montgomery said. When they have tried, he said, "Our coverages aren’t great."
Tonight would be an ideal time for the Bears to unveil a zone because USC has size up front and does not shoot the ball often or well from the perimeter. The Trojans are last in the Pac-10 with 74 3-pointers made and eighth in accuracy from beyond the arc at 32.2 percent.
"We see a lot of zone because of our personnel and who we are," O’Neill said.
Playing zone more easily allows Montgomery to use 7-foot-2 1/4 center Max Zhang, who can station himself in the middle of the key and defend the rim. Expect to see more of him in any case tonight because the Trojans feature 6-10 Nikola Vucevic and 6-9, 235-pound forward Alex Stepheson. Plus, Zhang played well in an 11-minute stint at Arizona, blocking four shots and completing a three-point play the only time he attempted a shot.
Likewise, USC first-year coach Kevin O’Neill — who spent seven seasons in the NBA — isn’t likely to stray from man-to-man.
"We’ve played seven possessions of zone all season," said O’Neill, explaining that the Trojans prevented the opponent from scoring, but three gave up offensive rebounds. "Everybody has their own beliefs. I’m just a man-to-man guy."
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Tonight's Pac-10 games
Thursday night’s schedule . . .
– Cal at USC, 7:30 p.m.: The Bears (14-7, 6-3) try to win for the first time in four tries at the Galen Center, where the Trojans are 3-1 in conference play this season.
– Stanford at UCLA, 7:30 p.m.: The Cardinal (10-11, 4-5) seeks its first road win of the season against the Bruins (10-11, 5-4), winners of three of their past four classes.
– Arizona at Washington, 7:30 p.m.: The red-hot Wildcats (12-9, 6-3), winners of four straight, try to win at Washington (14-7, 4-5), who have forged a 14-1 home record this season.
– Arizona State at Washington State, 7 p.m.: The Sun Devils (15-7, 5-4) expect to get junior guard Jamelle McMillan after missing four games with a foot injury, but starting PG Derek Glasser is questionable after spraining his foot in practice Monday.
– Pac-10 standings: Cal 6-3, Arizona 6-3, Arizona State 5-4, UCLA 5-4, Washington 4-5, Washington State 4-5, Oregon 4-5, USC 4-5, Stanford 4-5, Oregon State 3-6.
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And the women play at home vs. the LA schools
The Fighting Joanne Boyles look to get back on the winning track
The California Golden Bears (11-9, 5-4 Pac-10) start the second half of Pac-10 play by hosting the LA schools this week at Haas. The Bears open on Thursday, Feb. 4 with a 7:05 p.m. game against USC (13-7, 7-2 Pac-10) and then follow with a Saturday, 2:05 p.m. game against UCLA (14-6, 7-2 Pac-10).
California starts the second half tied for fourth place in the Pac-10 with Arizona State. The two teams tied for second are coming to Haas this week.
Cal had a five-game win streak snapped on a last second shot Saturday, falling to the Arizona State Sun Devils, 63-61. Freshman forward Gennifer Brandon played her best game of the season, scoring 18 points while hitting seven of her nine field goal attempts. Defensively, she pulled in nine rebounds with a career-high four blocks. Brandon, who has played her way back into the starting lineup, is averaging 10.4 points 9.8 rebounds per game in her last five outings.
Freshman forward DeNesha Stallworth had a strong second half against the Sun Devils. Stallworth scored 10 points in the second half, playing only 11 minutes in the period. She hit four of her six field goal attempts, pulling in three of the Bears five offensive rebounds in the half. Stallworth returned to double-digit scoring after scoring single figures against Oregon State and Arizona, the only time this season she had back-to-back games where she did not score at least ten points.
Freshman center Brenna Heater played just ten minutes in the game, but managed to score five points with four rebounds in her time on the floor.
Senior guard Alexis Gray-Lawson snapped her string of back-to-back games of record-setting offensive explosions. After scoring 47 points against Oregon State and 39 points against Arizona, Gray-Lawson put up a quieter 14 against Arizona State. It closed out an impressive January for the fifth-year Bear who scored 216 points during the month (24.0 ppg average). She began the month averaging 14.3 points per game and leaves it averaging 18.7, the second-highest per-game average in the Pac-10. She scored in double-digits in eight of the nine games last month and hit at least one three-point basket in all but one game.
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Good thing Coach Tedford had signing day to think about yesterday
He would have been so torn.
Cal men’s tennis defeats Fresno State
BERKELEY – The California men’s tennis team (5-1) handed Fresno State (5-1) its first loss of the season as the Golden Bears claimed a 4-3 victory on Wednesday, Feb. 3, at the Hellman Tennis Complex. No. 33-ranked junior Jonathan Dahan split sets at court three before he turned on the jets for a 6-2 third-set win over Tejesvi Veerepalli to clinch the victory for Cal.
No. 33 California 4, No. 46 Fresno State 3
Hellman Tennis Complex | Berkeley, Calif.
Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010
Doubles
1. Dahan/Zerbini (CAL) def. No. 36 Boutillier/de Villiers (FSU) 8-4
2. No. 49 Andrews/Konigsfeldt (CAL) def. No. 20 Leiby/Zapletal (FSU) 7-6(4)
3. Katsarov/McLachlan (CAL) def. Alapati/Veerepalli (FSU) 8-4
Order of finish: 1, 3*, 2 (California wins doubles point)
Singles
1. Mirko Zapletal (FSU) def. Pedro Zerbini (CAL) 3-6, 6-4, 6-4
2. No. 106 Christoffer Konigsfeldt (CAL) def. Rikus de Villiers (FSU) 7-5, 3-6, 6-3
3. No. 33 Jonathan Dahan (CAL) def. Tejesvi Veerepalli (FSU) 6-3, 5-7, 6-2
4. Remi Boutillier (FSU) def. Nick Andrews (CAL) 6-0, 6-7(5), 7-5
5. No. 83 David Ayoun (FSU) def. No. 98 Bozhidar Katsarov (CAL) 7-5, 6-2
6. Riki McLachlan (CAL) def. Siddarth Alapati (FSU) 6-3, 6-2
Order of finish: 5, 6, 2, 1, 4, 3*
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It was signing day for soccer, too
Bears sign 5 recruits to NLIs and bring in a transfer
BERKELEY – California signed five men’s soccer recruits to National Letters of Intent on Wednesday, Golden Bears head coach Kevin Grimes announced. The 10th-year coach also announced the arrival of transfer Michael Shaddock to Cal. The five incoming freshman include in-state products Torey McGaw, a defender from Alamo, Ryan Neil, a midfielder from Mission Viejo, Kevin Peach, a goalkeeper from San Jose, and Alec Sundly, a forward/midfielder from Capistrano Beach. Signee Justin Taillole, a goalkeeper, hails from Scottsdale, Ariz. Shaddock, a forward, is from Chino Hills, Calif.
The class includes three players – McGaw, Neil and Sundly – who have participated in a U.S. under-17 national team camp. McGaw and Sundly were both members of the 2009 U-17 camp that produced the U.S. team that competed in the 2009 FIFA U-17 World Cup. Neil started two games for the U.S. U-17s in 2008. Sundly also earned a spot in a 2008 U.S. U-18 national team camp.
Shaddock, who is already enrolled at Cal, won the under-17 U.S. Youth Soccer National Championship as a member of CZ Elite FC.
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WOW!
Ryan Neil is 6’-0" 140! I’m 5’-5" 130 and very much resemble Kate Moss, I can’t imagine me with another 7" and only 10 pounds to compensate.
whoa large! Sorry everybody!
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by norcalnick on Feb 4, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It really depends on how the 7" and 10 lbs are distributed!
by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rishi, to balance out the overt sexism of this post
You should do a DBD tomorrow about hawt, scantily clad women.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:00 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
carp, if Rishi fails in this endeavor, we fully expect you to pick up the slack.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:00 AM PST up reply actions
Well, this abomination was born from a since1997/Rishi exchange yesterday, so Rishi needs to clean up this mess. But if he can’t do it, we shouldn’t allow a great excuse for posting hawt chix to pass us by.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:08 AM PST up reply actions
My fault?! Twist encouraged her to post a DBD and we all thought it would be about shopping and dating, not pictures of shirtless Mark Sanchez to get us all turned on annoyed at work.
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This DBD is still about shopping for men I’d like to date. Well within scope of the original intent.
Would you really actually DATE Sanchez? I could imagine being FWB with him, but dating? Wouldn’t his personality get in the way?
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You would be contaminated with U$C. I hear that stuff doesn’t come off.
by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It does, but it smells like fresh-baked bread and emits a gentle hum like the giggling of babies. Why would you want to remove that?
They’re not too enthusiastic about you. They heard you don’t like people who sit around all day and don’t do anything, but expect to be appreciated anyway.
“HEY FUCKER!”
“Hey person I don’t know! You’re a person who sits around all day and doesn’t do anything, but you expect to be appreciated anyway!”
ba ZING!!!
Quantity AND quantity!
i don’t know… Sanchez declaring Sanchez on Pete Carroll a couple weeks back was pretty fucking funny. He’s got a sense of humor. Oh and he’s latin (sorta). Rrrrrrrrrr….
Who knows. What a guy lacks in personality he can also make up in looks (which he has), money (which he has), and er… skill. So after hitting it… maybe I wouldn’t want to quit it? Errr … yeah… I’m uncomfortable now.
Meh, his face doesn’t really make him a #1.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
it’s his smile. that beautiful smile. also, all the other qbs are very… “pappas sin sal” — and all sorta blend together after a while. Mark has got a little extra flava.
cleanup rag!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
No. This thread broke my eyes.
Seriously, I don’t come to CGB to look at pictures of shirtless dudes.
…I have other websites for that.
http://www.shirtlessdudesnotnamedtwist.com
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I can’t rank them; I’m an equal opportunity enjoyer of hawt, scantily clad women.
Regarding this lack of balance thing, I kind of like it after my two-ish years of coed & cheerleader pics/linkies.
I’d also add if someone wants to balance things out, don’t forget to post lesbo- and gay-NSFW linkies. That, folks, separates the wheat from chaff.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I do one Sausage Fest post and suddenly you forget the last two years of DBDs filled with Oregon cheerleaders, Carlee, vball girls, Chuck hotties etc… You gotta let the girl have her turn sometimes CB… this works on so many levels.
I would like to amend the CGB bylaws to permit only female hawt pix. Because the internetz are ruled by creepy men.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
But you have forgotten about the Ayoob/Longshore no shirt hotness that used to be commonplace on this site.
But yours will not be a unique perspective, just one of another guy on the intar-webz – unlike since1997, whose unique perspective we can enjoy. I veto your acceptance of the challenge!
OH SNAP
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I’ll filibuster!
Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
We have a supermajority. Your filibuster is useless.
But don’t worry, we’ll flake at the last minute and our fragile supermajority will be less by 1, giving us only a massive majority. And we’ll wail and scream like thea end of the world, and we’ll completely abandon the entire thought of ever again vetoing anything.
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Sausage fest 2010
Can I sue since1997 for defamation of character or something for dragging my name through the mud with this abomination? My suggestion was for Rishi and since1997 to post pictures of themselves and let the CGB nation vote them BAM or not BAM. Instead we get pictures of QB’s on the sausage scale.
I’m going to my happy place now. This isn’t happening, this isn’t happening
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
mrs. carp did not give me the stiff arm hiyo!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
To answer your question
Can I sue since1997 for defamation of character or something for dragging my name through the mud with this abomination?
No.
I am a Vereenian.
I'll take the case!
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions
Whatever happened to that poor, poor dude who you kicked in the throat?
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions
Haven’t seen him since FIRE STARKEY advised me to re-initiate and he brought a chick to hang out.
Oh! and in related news, don’t know if I told you this but turns out he also knew one of my GFs who was also out that ngiht. She and I did lunch the week after and she told me that she knew the guy and that they were also “talking.” Ick.
So Yes Fire Starkey, the worst dating advice ever! (Just kidding, actually it was really supportive and great. You’re the best.)
sounds like a d-bag
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
it could go either way…the line is so thin!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Feb 4, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
he doesn't trust his own judgement.
needed her to say “hit it”
Go Bears Go
what do you want? as a group we're either single losers
or have been married for 15+ years….
WE DONT KNOW JACK
Go Bears Go
Flag'd
for Sanche being hawt
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Sanche
would use the PSoCY line for sure.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I think he just did use that line in the picture above. You can see her turning around saying “WTF? I’m going to stuff your head up your own pooper”
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions
I love you for being such a die hard Cal fan but dude… 99% of women of the world will agree that MS is really really good looking.
My immediate reaction was something along the lines of ‘oh, uck, Sanchez’, and then I saw the picture and thought ‘hello!’ So yes, he is damn hot and I actually like what he said to Carroll about going-pro… so props for that.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
I heard he loves long walks on the beach.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
If I can find Oregon cheerleaders hot, I don’t see a problem with this.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Much as you’re ‘lingering’ over that Sanchez photo? ;-)
…you know they put makeup on his body to define his abs, right?
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If finding Oregon’s ‘leaders hawt is rong, I don’t want to be right.
Don’t forget Cal’s ’leader coach is recruiting heavily and aims to continue to improve the squad. Think of it like Holmoe/Tedford transition.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
BAM Rating of 7 = JaMarcus Russel.
More proof that I have absolutely no understanding of women.
Whose Axe?
OUR AXE!
Hey, guys in giant mink coats, that must be attractive to people.
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What about 8-ball jackets?
You got a question……ask the 8-ball.

Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
Are those actual lyrics from the song “Natural Woman”?
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I’m ashamed to admit that I knew you were quoting Notting Hill.
BUT HUGH GRANT IS SO CHARMING!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 4, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I was going to make a Notting Hill reference, but I was afraid of outing myself as someone who saw the movie and knew the line. I didn’t really want to do that.
(Wait…FUCK! )
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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I’m not saying you’re wrong. Just that I wouldn’t do him. He looks like he’d throw a right hook or two during the physical act of coitus.
Whose Axe?
OUR AXE!
I do have to say that this is a good DBD, since97. I’m starting to think you might be better than Mac Dre’s Since84. Close call. I do so greatly enjoy Since84. I guess it depends on how much you might squat a lemon.
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HOW DARE YOU FIND JAMARCUS RUSSELL TO BE ATTRACTIVE? FUCK THE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT!
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Just like you did on your wedding night AMIRITE?!?!?!
Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
I only managed to fuck half the INdian Subcontinent, actually.
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I can’t believe we’re discussing the hotness of QBs and nobody has posted the Ayoob/Longshore shirtless picture yet.
CGB Fail
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Tom Brady
Hard to not at least meet BAM when you’re dating Giselle. Brady’s a 9 cuz he’s also got multiple Superbowl rings.
Dude’s not just dating Giselle. He’s married to Giselle!
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Yes
Giselle is expecting. Haven’t heard if the kid has been born.
He fathered a child with Bridget Moynahan.

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Nah. I have never been that impressed by Giselle. Now Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, now those are hot Brazilian Supermodels!

Here Is Alessandra

And that is Adriana.
Both much more attractive IMHO.
by yorzepol on Feb 4, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of Miranda Kerr
A wave of international sympathy has followed the Daily Mail’s story of the banker caught ogling photos of near-naked model Miranda Kerr on live TV.
The British-based financial website Here is the City has set up a special page called Help Save Macquarie Banker’s Job – Join Our Campaign, encouraging readers to write messages of support for banker David Kiely.
Mr Kiely was seen looking at photos of Miss Kerr on his computer screen behind a colleague who was talking on a live link-up to Sydney’s Channel 7 studio.
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OH MY WORD
DUDE! not at work! what an idiot!
Go Bears Go
ahhhh no no no she looks like she’s 14 NOT HOT
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When I was in high school, we didn’t have any 14 year olds who looked like THAT. I woulda remembered that.
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That much hotness would’ve been too much for myself as a 14yo to take. I’d have exploded on the first day of school.
we had a couple.
the first bit of highschool each year was a tremendous struggle.
Go Bears Go
leave it to you boys to turn my GORGEOUS sausage fest DBD into a picture posting contest on said sausages’ girfriends, exes and other tangentially related hot women.
Hey, the topic arose organically and I took the adminoshment “pics or it didn’t happen,” to heart. Just trying to reduce the DBD to the levels of irrelevancy that we demand not anything personal.
p.s. And I like hawt chixs!
you are not alone, i am here with you.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
Interview with Steve Young
Life after football Q&A (sfgate)
I do the whole diaper change without a changing table. I lean against a wall, crouch, make a lap for the baby, and change the diaper. No spills, no problem. People will walk in, make note of the technique, and then do a double take wondering, “Is that Steve Young?”
Also, this is random, but here from 2005: the original LA Times piece on a homeless schizophrenic musician (the basis for The Soloist with Robert Downey Jr and Jamie Foxx)
Chris Martin, DE (Aurora, CO)
Signing Day Photo -
WELCOME TO CAL CHRIS MARTIN. LOVE YOU IN BLUE & GOLD INSTEAD OF IRISH GREEN.
Chris Martin of Grandview High hugs his mother, Cheryl, after signing a letter of intent to play at the University of California. Martin, a defensive end, is the No. 1 prospect in Colorado, according to Rivals.com. (Karl Gehring, The Denver Post )
The Denver Post
CC:ed to Golden Nugget
Re: Jamarcus Russell
That’s a good picture of him, but the dude’s gotten so out of shape that one of Google’s suggestions for Jamarcus Russell is “Jamarcus Russell fat”. QBs should never be that out of shape.
Vince Young is a nice, muscular, black quarterback and he’s quite dashingly handsome.
Brady Quinn has a boyish face, but the muscles of a bodybuilder
And I’m pretty sure my biggest mancrush on a QB is Matt Leinart.
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yes there were so many to choose from. matt leinart and tony romo would fall b/w 6 and 8 but I already had better candidates. Cal QBs > other QBs
i completely disagree with Vince Young. Sooo not BAM.
I tried searching for a hot picture of Vince Young, but then got caught up in the ones of him shirtless AND drunk. How could you not hit that?
(PS, unrelatedly, Reggie Bush?)
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No. Vince Young went to Texas. I dated an All American from UT late last year. It was disastrous. We fought about football all the time. We broke up shortly after football season began.
Reggie Bush, no. Kim Kardashian, maybs.
Terrell Owens is an oddly hot man.
Kobe Bryant, yes. Rick Fox was gorgeous.
I dated an All American from UT late last year. It was disastrous. We fought about football all the time.
This is why I <3 you.
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KK allthetimeanytimeSOHOT
Rick Fox was just okay.
Agree about TO. Did you hear he just signed a modeling contract?
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Yep. Article here (complete with NSFW pic of TO that you will heartily enjoy)
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Are you serious about KK? I think hte dividing line is between those that have seen the video (the pro-hot camp) and those who haven’t (anti-hot).
It’s not about the video. It’s about the curves. I seriously don’t understand how anyone could think she’s not hot. What’s not to like? She’s not rail thin like so many of these “models”, she’s got amazing curves. Gimme something I can grab on to!
Plus, her face is pretty. Here’s a pic i just found of her with no makeup – still very pretty!
I’n not saying she’s perfect… i mean, who is? But to say she’s not hot, I don’t get.
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Agree, Kimbo is hawtttt
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Well she is undeniably attractive but, I’ve seen her show and seen her give interviews and I think her personality (or lack of it) would be enough to put her solidly in hit it and quit it territory.
You just asked if she was hot. Which she is.
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Well yeah, but the whole point of BAM is that you don’t know anything about the person. There has to be a basic level of attractiveness achieved before choosing to get to know the person.
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…so you don’t get tired of being wrong? :)
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Nah, I’d have to be wrong WAY more in order for it to make me tired.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
I understand that being alone in Seattle for so long and having no ability to talk to girls has caused you to question your sexual orientation, but heterosexual males can judge the looks of other heterosexual males and be perfectly straight.
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Plus, to blow your mind
What if sexual orientation is like most human traits and not completely binary. I mean people aren’t tall or short, smart or dumb (except for Stanfurd grads they R dum.) Pick any trait (even personality traits,) and there is a full spectrum of variance from one end to the other. So what if sexual orientation were the same?
Most people are attracted more to one sex than the other but what if there is a gradation? What if most people are not at the extremes but have some attraction to both sexes?
Take that with your hetero-gay dichotomy.
Surprised no one posted that Evenlyn Haas passed way. Great philanthropist, I’d love one day to have as much money as she did and be that kind of generous.
This discussion about BAM and how other things boost it up reminds me of that craigslist golddigger email and follow-up response from some banker that was passed around a couple of years ago.
point of contention –
I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
That can’t be true, right?
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I know we've been talking about QBs
But what about LBers:
Clay Matthews:

Dude is like a Norse God
Ray Lewis

Dude will kill you if you say otherwise
AJ Hawk

Okay, not so much
The Prophet

Patrick Willis

i feel like I need to shower after looking at Clay Matthews & his andro-containing sweat.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I was going to make some snarky comment about the shallowness of women but I think royrules said it best so I’ll just link to his post.
Quantity AND quantity!
Dude, CalumbusBear and OhioBear, how close are your offices? Like are you guys next door to each other and can only let out your inner hilarity here, acting all professionalnshit at work?
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The distance between our offices is about as far as Jahvid Best’s career yards per carry average, with an office between us. If I didn’t have CGB, my inner hilarity would be otherwise trapped. Or burst out inappropriately, threatening my professionalshit act.
CALumbus Bear, on the other hand, talks to people at the office the way he acts on the DBD.
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True dat. I’m a transactional guy. Courts are stoopid.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Whats it like to be bored all day?
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Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Feb 4, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
I had a busy evening that Hindered my hilarity
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
Or are you going going, Bak Bak, to Cali, Cali?
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This pun Anger-ed me
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
It wasn’t the Best. He would have tried harder beForsettling for such a lame attempt, if he had known you were going to Lynch him for it.
by atomsareenough on Feb 5, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
does he have any Hinder hilarity? ’cause that would be extremely appropriate!
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I try to Hinder my hilarity at the office because it might Vereen out of control.
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by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
ATTN: People who work in downtown SF
If you have yet to lunch, I recommend hitting up your local SF Soup Company and nabbing a bowl of Cheddar Cheese and Beer soup. It’s unhealthy, but perhaps my favourite soup ever and they rarely have it, so it’s a rare opportunity.
Seriously, it’s amazing.
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Maybe a good thing I’m not in downtown SF. I don’t like cheese soup, but I really like beer. I’d be so torn.
I am a Vereenian.
That sounds vile
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 4, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Wilner’s got the Tedford Q/A
WildGrizz is could get crazier:
On whether QB Zach Maynard could develop into an option in the wildcat formation with his running and passing skills:
"Absolutely. That’s one of the things that Zach brings to the table, is the ability to use his legs. Not only is he a productive passer, highly competitive guy, but he’s elusive and has very good speed, so yeah, he brings a dimension to the offense of being able to run with the ball."On getting players for the 3-4:
On whether the continued commitment to a 3-4 defense played a part in the focus on recruiting a strong and plentiful group of linebackers:
"There’s no doubt. You have to recruit to the 3-4. When you’re a 4-3 and you make the transition to the 3-4, it’s going to take a minute to get the numbers right, and so, now that this is our second year in that, we recruited to the 3-4, which linebackers were a focus obviously if you look at it. That’s what we went after and we feel great about the ones who’ve decided to join our program. We feel that they’re all impact players. We couldn’t be happier with the group of linebackers we have."
(I’d still like to see monstrosity NT)On putting more heat on the QB than squirting t-butyllithium into a beaker of water:
On whether these linebackers were identified in part to get more pressure on opposing quarterbacks:
"Absolutely. That’s a focus, get guys we feel good about cutting it loose with and go get them and be a little bit more aggressive on defense as far as philosophy’s concerned, but also have the guys that can get after it."
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
On putting more heat on the QB than squirting t-butyllithium into a beaker of water:
Should be a tagline.
Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
:)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
In 2009, a researcher at the University of California, Los Angeles, died 18 days after being severely burned while working with this compound
by Kai on Feb 4, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
RIP
another explosion in a lab at Texas Tech recently…academic chemists receive “meh” training when it comes to handling dangerous shit wrt industry chemists.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
A research assistant, no less – which makes me wonder if she was only a grad student?
Sangji was wearing safety glasses, a sweater made of synthetic material, nitrile gloves, and no lab coat and that the t-BuLi ignited her sweater and gloves.
Synthetic materials such as polyester are “analogous to solid gasoline,” says Neal Langerman, the founder of the company Advanced Chemical Safety and a consultant to the ACS Committee on Chemical Safety. “Once it ignites, it burns just like a hydrocarbon, so it really is inappropriate lab apparel by itself.”
So a lab coat isn’t required when in the lab? Do you chemists think there should be special clothing worn when handling a material that spontaneously ignites in air?
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Lab coat would have been marginally useful, but tbh it doesn’t really matter. The real question is why the chemical transfer didn’t happen in a dry N2-purged glove box.
that and she was wearing the equivalent of solid gasoline (polyester sweater). Plunger fail on the 5 mL syringe, liquid spews, and she’s now on fire. So sad. She ran away from the emergency shower (in a panic).
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
not a grad student – a freshly minted bachelor’s degree chemist/biochemist working in a new lab.

labcoat and gloves are encouraged but not required by the U; I make my peeps sign something saying they have to wear a labcoat, etc. (PPE). I believe they went after the PI.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
i was trying to avoid posting a pic as to keep the conversation academic.
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Well, it can still be academic. Acadeic labs have novices training novices and the University provides bullshit “training courses” so they can’t get sued.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
This. I’ve seen ‘training courses’ in academia that last an hour that supposedly cover everything, whereas in industry I’ve spent an hour just going over guidelines for shipping hazmat.
heh. i had 40 hrs on basic investigation
and site safety (for hazardous waste operations), and at least 8 hours of ‘refersher training’ every year.
The whole lack of attention to safey in labs that i’ve observed makes me sweat anytime i go to a lab (university or private)
Go Bears Go
i know – it’s just a harder thing to stomach(for me anyway) to see the person’s face and imagine what a life they might have had, had not tragedy struck.
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I really hope we get to see Gabe King and Chris Martin (or any other combination of DEs/rush LBs) meet at the quarterback a lot, much like we saw Rulon Davis and Zack Follett convene multiple meetings at Tavita Pritchard during the glorious 2nd half of the 2008 Big Game.
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King: “Hey Chris, do you have any space on your calendar? I want to schedule an appointment”
Martin: “According to my secretary, I’ve got some availability in about 15 seconds or so… See you then at Matt Barkley?”
King: “Splendid.”
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
[10 seconds later]
Martin: “You’re late. I’ve been here 3 seconds.”
King: "But you said 15 seconds. Thought I was early. "
Martin: “Dude, I go on Tom Coughlin time. So you’re late. Make a better move next time. You missed out on half a sack.”
I am a Vereenian.
by Ohio Bear on Feb 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Opinionated people of the DBD
I need recommendations for Lobster. This is what I want to eat, and I’ve been keeping away from fish/seafood for 2 weeks so that I could eat it without worry about mercury poisoning.
Now taking recommendations on either cooking lobster or places to get lobster. (lobster whole, lobster pasta, lobster rolls are all acceptable). P.S. this is sanctioned by Rags, but lets not spend too much money! Baby needs shoes – and furniture, & college fund, etc.
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Get your lobster on Stockton in Chinatown. 6.99-8.99 a pound beats the $18.99 a pound you find at other places.
Make sure you spear the lobster through the head when you cook the lobster. Killing the lobster slowly actually makes it a bit tougher.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/spengers-fresh-fish-grotto-berkeley
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
spengers gets consideration because of it’s Cal love but it got new owners like 5 years ago and really went downhill.
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bah. I’m still mad at Spengers for when they fired all the people who’d been working there forever when the new owners took over.
I’ll never go back.
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YO & Bob Gregory continue the Lovefest 2010
I consider this a confession of sorts and I’m now ready to Roll On with Gregory (wait, that sounds rong):
General thoughts:
"The plan from the start was that we need to get some athletic, fast guys in here, especially at the linebacker position because we need more linebackers on the field. It worked out that way."
On the linebackers:
"We need them. Every one of those guys has an opportunity to help us as freshman. It obviously depends on how they handle the transition and all that, but they all have the ability to play for us right now. This is as good a linebacker class we’ve had since I’ve been here, that’s for sure."On the chances of the linebackers playing as true freshman:
"Those guys have a chance to come in and contribute very early. They’re all smart football players. They are all very good athletes. They all play at a very high level. Hopefully they will because we’ll take every one of those guys playing right now."
On defensive end Gabe King:
"He’s what we’re looking for in terms of that defensive lineman rush guy. Even though we’re in the 3-4 and those guys kind of gobble up blocks, we still always want to have a Cam Jordan kind of guy that we can put on the edge as well. He’s a big strong powerful guy that can give us that on the defensive line. He moves well. He’s a very talented pass rusher. He has a chance to be that next defensive lineman pass rusher that we’re looking for."On communicating to the players their chances of playing right away
"One of the things we tell recruits and our guys know is that every year, except for this past year, is that we’ve had a freshman either start or play for us in some kind of capacity since we’ve been here. We have a pretty good track record. If you’re the best guy, and you’re a freshman, you’re going to play."
On whether he feels any pressure to produce with all the new talent:
"I feel excited about it. I feel like these are the kind of guys that can push us to become a better defense. Some of the things that we didn’t do very well last year, like put pressure on the quarterback, these guys can help us do that. They can create some havoc in the backfield.
"We certainly need guys that can do the things that we’re looking for. I think these guys at some point, whenever that is and I do think it’s going to be sooner than later, can help us do that. We have to do a good job of bringing them along. We have to bring these guys along to help us. By no means, are we thinking these guys are going to redshirt. We want these guys to play."
On last season’s failure to get pressure on opposing quarterbacks:
"We didn’t do it last year. I think what happened at times last year was the ball was out so fast at times that we didn’t blitz as much as we should have blitzed. That then gave the quarterback at times a little more time. And then there were times where we got good pressure on the quarterback and we didn’t make plays in the back end either. There were times when the pressure was great but we don’t make a play on the ball. It’s everything.
"Tyson did a nice job getting pressure on the quarterback. When we blitzed, it was generally pretty good. It’s the whole thing. We have to get pressure up front to get the timing off the quarterback. We have to play better in the secondary. It all fits together."
On the new linebackers ability to play run defense:
"All those linebackers are going to keep our great tradition of run defense going. Those guys play the run very well. Those inside guys (Nick Forbes and Dave Wilkerson) are going to be great two inside linebackers for us. Gabe King as a defensive lineman can strike blockers and play the run. We’re excited about all of it. I think these guys give us a great bunch of guys for the future, there’s no doubt."(Emphasis mine)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
So what you’re trying to say is, in terms of speaking and communications with personnel, especially with regard to media relations vis a vis an interpersonal interaction based on verbiage, our athletic educators are well prepared and adept at providing a good deal of verbal content to said media personnel based on questions asked by the personnel, when in fact the depth of their comments is perhaps less than it seems based on the total number percentage value of the amount of words said.
Quantity AND quantity!
really? I thought this had a lot of good stuff in there.
-last year’s pass rush n secondary sucked; blitzing was infrequent but successful.
-the recruits, in part, fill some serious needs and all will get the chance to contribute early & often
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Duh. Oski could’ve held that press conference and said just as much.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
And then he could have drank beer through his eye.
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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I mean they say a lot of good stuff without saying too much. A lot of people think our coaches are dumb asses and don’t know what’s going on because they don’t answer questions or explain in depth with long responses like Spazzy’s.
I thought the short answer about Martin was the most telling of our rushing issues from last year.
The issue here would be how the humor is perceived by the joketeller and the listener, if the words that are said by the former are considered humorous by the latter then the getting of the joke is facilitated by the the listener, although if this doesn’t exist then in all probability the original response is not recognized as an attempt at ‘making the funny,’ or rather the extent to which the funny is made is unclear with respect to the listener and that ultimately reflects on the joketeller, which is another way of pointing out that perception bias does exist when considering whether a joke is funny.
by sec119 on Feb 4, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Caution: Inman article
Tedford said Cal crossed paths with USC on the recruiting trail more than ever before in his decade at the helm. That meant running into his former Fresno State pupil, Lane Kiffin, who’s taken over at USC after abbreviated stints at the University of Tennessee and the Raiders.
How did that Cal-USC matchup unfold? Tedford said USC’s 11th-hour attempts failed to steal any of the Bears’ commits, including wide receiver Tevin Carter and linebackers Cecil Whiteside, Nick Forbes and Martin.
“Our guys held solid,” Tedford said. “Good stuff.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Uncle Ted’s recruiting wrap up. Nothing new there, but good stuff nonetheless.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
wait, didn’t roffleburger (allegedly) rape/roofy someone in South Lake Tahoe?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
livechat in 5 min; bring your dino names & questions regarding allen on offense/defense
http://www.contracostatimes.com/cal-bears/ci_14326257
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
GGGGOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!
1:05
[Comment From KeenanasaurusKeenanasaurus: ]
Who benches more, Gabe King or Chris Martin
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:05 Keenanasaurus
1:05
Jonathan Okanes:
I don’t know, they haven’t invited me to lift with them yet.
JO, you ROGUE
Quantity AND quantity!
1:00
Jonathan Okanes:
Hello, everyone. Welcome to another live chat. We can discuss Signing Day or anything else on your mind. Fire away with questions.
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:00 Jonathan Okanes
1:01
[Comment From SeanSean: ]
Kennan Allen to Cal?
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:01 Sean
1:01
Jonathan Okanes:
Yep, he signed his letter yesterday.
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:01 Jonathan Okanes
1:02
[Comment From SeanSean: ]
How?

Quantity AND quantity!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thursday February 4, 2010 1:26 Jonathan Okanes
1:26 [Comment From Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar: ]
Will Keenan play the role Syd’Quan Thompson never played — that is, taking snaps at WR? Thursday February 4, 2010 1:26 Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar
1:27 Jonathan Okanes: Allen is going to play primarily wide receiver. Thursday February 4, 2010 1:27 Jonathan Okanes
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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
LOL, Florida loses another DC
January 8th, 2010: George Edwards is hired to be the defensive coordinator at the University of Florida
NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING
February 4th, 2010: George Edwards resigns from Florida and becomes the Buffalo Bills defensive coordinator.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY GEORGE WHYYYYYYYYYY.
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Doubtful. They lose, what, half their seniors? Maybe next year though.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Wrapping up NSD
Ricky Seale, RB (Escondido, CA) → ’Furd
Aaron Harris, LB (Houston, TX) → SE Louisiana
Congrats Ricky & Aaron.
I was thinking about it but now it’s started raining. Also, Rishi isn’t going, so there’s nobody for me to harangue.
I was considering going, but it’s pouring :(
Plus, I have an epic amount of drinking to do next weekend in Seattle, so I might want to take this weekend easy and only drink one night (plus Super Bowl)
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friends bailed tonight so im not really jazzed to go out by myself. gametime decision. i may go just to say hi to you. ummm… how would i know you?
indeed, that is the challenge. it’s easy enough to wait for a cgb meetup. this way i can still bail if the rain gets really nasty :)
Can we actually do a CGB happy hour meet-up sometime? I think it would be fun. And I promise I won’t hit on anyone.
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I’m in too!
Wait…
All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!
by rollonubears on Feb 4, 2010 11:40 PM PST up reply actions
Guys, I live in the fucking South Bay.
Make that mistake again and I form an account called CalhadDJAXover$CLOLZ and spam your fanposts over at CC. And you think I’m kidding.
All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!
by rollonubears on Feb 6, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
What does this even mean?
All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!
by rollonubears on Feb 6, 2010 12:05 AM PST up reply actions
I’m so glad that people come to CGB to learn these sorts of things.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Well I am very attractive.
All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!
by rollonubears on Feb 7, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
If he has the same initials as a chat-hosting beat writer we torment, then it is.
I know him through a mutual friend, but haven’t seen him in a long time.
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Holy shit, you are going to Jonathon Ogden’s bday party??
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To who? People with the initials JO?
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puts in crackberry
(like i’d show, snort)
Go Bears Go
…but now everyone knows how to find you on FB.
Just saying, if it’s a concern. it would be for me.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Yeah, I wouldn’t leave that up if I were you. Have one of the mods post it as a link using the CGB facebook account or something.
Sorry, about that – didn’t mean to. In my head I was actually thinking more about Twist, since he was on there and he tends to want to keep his identity fairly secret.
Also, when I was at my last job, a random stranger called me at work, out of the blue, because I was a member of something on my Facebook profile. I worked for a campus organization, so it was fairly easy to find the number and contact me. Kinda creeped me out.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Creeped out as you were, it still never ceases to amaze me how freaked people get when people act on information they themselves post publicly.
Quantity AND quantity!
Yeah, like I said, I don’t think people realize how easily it is to find information on the internet. I was reading The Big Switcha few weeks ago and one of the things he mentions is that the proliferation of internet services and social networking sites means that you can easily cross-reference data points to form a pretty extensive profile of people.
Yep. The one thing I have going for me is that I have a very, very common name, and my middle name (which would only slightly distinguish me) I never use online. I’ve actually tried everything I can think of to find myself online, just for kicks, and the only thing I’ve found is an old phone number that I haven’t had in at least 8 years.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
I’ve never met anyone else named BearStage. But maybe it’s common in other parts of the country.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
The freakiest that happened to me:
Formerly I was an officer of a club on campus, and all the officers’ information (email, phone number and address) was online, but password protected, on OCF.berke.edu. In any case, a few months ago, someone called me completely out of the blue, asking what I knew of the owner of the property I lived in jr + sr year (the very property listed on the club website). I lived there…starting four years ago, as of now.
I asked “Who is this? How did you get this number, and why are you calling?”
Answer: “Oh, I’m looking to move into this place, I googled the address, and your name and phone number came up.” (from the supposedly password-protected site).
Me: “*jawdrop *. okay, I lived there for 2 years, no real problems with the owner, but don’t you dare ever call this number again.”
Freaked me out.
Answer: “uh ok bye.”
Quantity AND quantity!
True, true. I think what got me was that I didn’t know that said info was available to the entire Berkeley network – at the time, I thought it was just available to my friends.
It still bothers me that there are some things on Facebook that you can’t hide at all. But we all also know that everything we put onto Facebook, whether hidden or not, will be accessible to someone we don’t want it to be, and that it will be on the Internet forever and ever, looong after you’ve forgotten about it.
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no you're right.
Twist and Avi. That was irresponsible. Hopefully that 3 minute window didn’t invite a crazy stalker into your lives (apart from me of course)
I am totally freaked out that I saw your name. I fully expect you to hunt me down and kill me.
Should I even bother locking my doors and windows? You’ll just end up popping out of the shadows when I least expect it anyway.
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LOL
Boo!
I’m concerned for our dear Mods here.
my privacy is not a big deal. i mean you can’t actually see anything ony my FB page since I don’t have an open profile… i think. plus ive been told i look like every other asian girl in SF so it’s not like you can pick me out of a crowd based on my little tiny thumbnail pic.
Wait, what the hell is going on?
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 4, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
She created a facebook event and invited you and Twist to it, thus making your real name visible to anyone stupid enough not to figure it out on their own.
How is anyone supposed to figure out Twist’s real name? Unless he told you of course
In other words, Go Bears!
…
She created a facebook event and said “Hey Twist and Avi, I’m inviting you”. Anyone who clicked on the link could see the event, the two people invited to it, and figure out Twist and Avi’s real names. Hence the recommendation by BearStage and self that she remove it.
visible to anyone stupid enough not to figure it out on their own.
It’s that part I’m talking about. How are you supposed to figure out Twist’s name without the FB invite or having someone tell you?
In other words, Go Bears!
I’m reasonably certain he was referring to Avinash
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You mean his real name isn’t Avinash?
by atomsareenough on Feb 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
No, its Tom.
All aboard the Jerome Randle Smart Car!
by rollonubears on Feb 6, 2010 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
Blame the weather if you want, but it toads wasn’t happening either way.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
i had a good time. ur hair smelled good.
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by Rishi on Feb 4, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
COE considering addt'l fees for Grad Students
message sent to CEE Students. They are only considering this and are looking for opinions. If you have one, please respond to the questions below. (I apologize for the large c/p, but blockquotes were breaking)
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I am forwarding you an e-mail from our Chair and Vice Chair. Your input will be most useful if it is received by 9 AM on Friday 4 February. We apologize for requesting such a short response time, and in anticipation, we thank you for your thoughtful feedback.
Dear CEE students,
In reaction to the current budget difficulties and in anticipation of future state funding problems, UC Berkeley’s College of Engineering is developing a proposal to establish a "Professional Degree Fee" (PDF) for graduate students within the College of Engineering. The CEE department is writing to you now to solicit your opinion about this College proposal. Below, the key elements of the proposal are summarized as best we know them. There are also a few questions posed to gauge your overall impressions. Please note that this proposal is being developed in a very short time frame. Consequently, we are asking for your brief feedback, preferably provided by first thing Friday 4 February. Professor Al Pisano, who is currently Acting Dean for the College, has requested that the department solicit student feedback on this proposal so that we can convey your voice on this matter to the College leadership.
Here are the essential points of the proposal.
• The PDF would be $6000 per year.
• The PDF would be charged in addition to existing campus fees and nonresident tuition.
• The PDF would be charged to all graduate students. It would not apply to undergraduate students.
• The PDF would not be charged to current graduate students. It would be charged to all incoming students beginning graduate study Fall 2011 or later.
• All students who would ordinarily have their fees covered by fee waivers associated with GSI appointments or by external fellowships would have this extra PDF covered.
• Students whose fees are covered by research grants or contracts would have the PDF covered by the funding source, increasing the cost of student employment to that funding source but not to the student.
• Some of the funds generated by the PDF could be used for financial aid.
• A primary purpose of the net PDF revenue would be used to ensure financial sustainability of our academic programs, including support for teaching assistants (GSIs) and readers, for lecturers, and for department staff who support the academic mission.
Here are the questions for you, considering the PDF as outlined above.
1) How do you think the existence of a PDF would influence your ability in the future to pursue a graduate education at Cal?
2) How would the existence of a PDF influence the attractiveness of applying to Cal as compared with other schools?
Again, we stress that at this point that the PDF is only a proposal and it will need to go through many stages of review prior to approval and implementation. It is not certain that it will be approved or in what form. We are seeking student input to help inform the College of Engineering’s development of the proposal.
If you want your voice to be heard, please reply to this e-mail with a brief response, either as answers to the questions or as a paragraph-scale narrative to Joan Chamberlain
Sincerely,
William Nazaroff
Vice Chair for Academic Affairs
Lisa Alvarez-Cohen
Chair
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Joan Chamberlain
Undergraduate Affairs/Scheduler
Civil and Environmental Engineering
750 Davis Hall
Berkeley, CA 94720-1714
Email: joan@ce.berkeley.edu
Telephone: 510.643.1713
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
you’ve been on fb too, i see.
I don’t know what to say about it. I mean, it’s not their fault that their funding is drying up. If they’re gonna remain a top-flight department, they either need to hit up their corporate funders (no mean feat, as they probably already give a ton) or raise fees.
I agree, it stinks… but what else can they do?
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
what atomsareenough said.
The University hits us with something like 50% overhead per grant…and then they continue to tax us with stuff like picking up PDF’s.
Academics need some adjustment and reform. We’re living unsustainably.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I'm not an engineer, but these are gimmies
1) How do you think the existence of a PDF would influence your ability in the future to pursue a graduate education at Cal?
Negatively.
2) How would the existence of a PDF influence the attractiveness of applying to Cal as compared with other schools?
Negatively.
Ok. now that my brains have melted
from reading this whole bit of craziness in about an hour….
1) regular cgb happy hours are a good thing to plan and excecute, imo
2) f*n your friends is a dicy proposition at the best of times.
3) Go Bears
4) why are andbears, since1997 and twist having some sort of afair involving jamarcus russel?
Go Bears Go
Also:

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
by zoonews on Feb 4, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is awesome...
Things to Remember: Girls usually don't like it when you yell out "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. - TFLN
1) Happy Hours need more Ragnarok – I’m in class now, he can go out
2) what a lovely thought
3) BEARS!
4) Why am I included in this? No affairs for me, k,thx,bye.
Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?
Is it wrobng that I laughed at this?
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yes, move over in that handbasket going to hell
Go Bears Go
I’m not sure what’s more sad, Will’s assholery or Lauren for being a dumb (most likely bond) bimbo
In other words, Go Bears!
…Which the children of Haiti are paying for.
by atomsareenough on Feb 4, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
Melissa is a hella cool chick! Awesome.
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by BearStage on Feb 5, 2010 2:28 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Can somebody go to this link here and take a screenshot of the official Cal site linking to Avi’s post yesterday? Email the screenshot to goldenblogs at gmail dot com. Thanks. Once you do it, post that you did it here, so we dont get 1,000 emails. First person to do it gets a special prize!
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Congrats! You get to be called “Kai” Its a very special nickname given to special people. Yay!!
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Are you the spiritual leader of Bajor?
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
by CalBear81 on Feb 5, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Is this a Star Trek reference? If so, I don’t know whether to flag or rec.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
There weren’t any male Kais on the show. But I don’t think there was any rule against it, because Kira’s boyfriend was supposed to be elected Kai until Winn sabotaged him.
Snobby Chick - Senior Division
I’ve never seen Star Trek in my life. Do we need to do this again?
I’m the worst Indian nerd there is
In other words, Go Bears!
Being a Star Trek fan is neither a sufficient nor a necessary condition for being a nerd.
…you’re not going to understand that, are you?
There’s no harm in not going out or taking a Friday night off. However, consistently spending weekends by yourself is a sign of something wrong.
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A difference you know all too well.
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I work with a community outreach program to help develop kids who have social anxiety disorder, so, yes, you are correct.
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You basically mean you just hang out with HolmoePhobe and royrules a lot, right?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 10, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Btw I can just imagine Rishi yelling at the kids:
“Chug your lemon drop faster!”
“That suit looks terrible on you!”
by HolmoePhobe on Feb 10, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I actually don’t play games on my weekends! There are chores to do, sleep to make up, etc.
In other words, Go Bears!
Idiot, it was written by “Avanish”.
Quantity AND quantity!
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