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DBD 2.22.10 Breaking News! Berkelium dismissed from the CGB program

I don't think *anybody* saw this coming!  Berkelium97 has been dismissed from the CGB program.   What kind of program they running out there in Berkeley?  First, CBKWit is busted for trying to gnaw off yellow fever's head.  Then, Ragnarok is busted for smuggling birds up from Mexico AND running guns!  Then, HydroTech gets in trouble for punching TwistNHook in the face.  Repeatedly.  So, there have been a lot of problems this past few months.  A lawless program, really.

But now the shit has hit the fan.  First, NorCalNick was busted for a BUI.  Blogging Under The Influence.  Most people didn't think it was a big deal as its most likely that TwistNHook blogs under the influence at least 90-99.9% of the time. 

But there were rumors that NorCalNick might get kicked off the team.  So, what does Berkelium97 do?  Write up a series of facebook status updates more profane than the last?  No.  Pornographically insulting Tweets?  No!  Even worse.  He hires a plane to fly around and write insulting shit in clouds.  Stuff like:

"JTLight got 18 BUIs and you don't see AddictedToQuack booting him off their team!  Why the fuck is fucking NorCalNick fucking getting fucking booted from the fucking CGB program.  Fuckity fuck fuck!"

"White people are the worst.  White people and Canadians!  I wish I could only be friends with Armenians.  None of these white people and slash or Canadians as my friends!"

"TwistNHook, I disagree strongly with the decision to remove NorCalNick from the CGB program."

Ironically, NorCalNick was never thrown out of the CGB Program.  But when Berkelium97 violated Team Rule #1 (Don't Embarrass CGB) he was out.

Ok, I guess by this point you've realized that this never actually happened.  Because Rule #1 of CGB is, of course, "THERE ARE NO RULES."  And if we made rules, "Never Embarrass Yourself" would certainly never be on there.  So, I really just wasted like 5 minutes of your time.  Don't worry, you weren't going to do anything important with it anyway.

Cal-Stanford men's bball set for 3 PM on 3.7.10

BERKELEY - The Cal-Stanford game on Saturday, March 6, at Maples Pavilion will be televised on Fox Sports Net with a tip time scheduled for 3 p.m.

 

The Golden Bears (18-9, 10-5) are currently all alone in first place in the Pac-10 with a half-game lead over Arizona State. Cal welcomes Arizona and Arizona State for the final homestand of the season this weekend at Haas Pavilion. The Bears face the Wildcats on Thursday, Feb. 25, at 6 p.m. Cal then squares off with the Sun Devils on Saturday, Feb. 27, at noon. Saturday's game will be Senior Day.

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Renew your season tickets tomorrow:


BERKELEY – Cal football fans will be able to renew their football season tickets for the 2010 season beginning this Monday, February 22, at 9 a.m. PT. Please call the Athletic Ticket Office at (800) GO BEARS or visit CalBears.com to renew your season tickets beginning Monday.

The Golden Bears will play seven home games at Memorial Stadium in 2010, with visits from Arizona State, Colorado, Oregon, Stanford, UC Davis, UCLA and Washington. Season tickets will also be available to new customers on Monday.

As Cal football prepares for its final season in the current Memorial Stadium and is finalizing the plan for 2011, it is important to emphasize how important it is to continue to renew your season tickets. Cal fans that renew their season tickets and maintain their donation levels will have access to the best possible season ticket seat locations when Cal football returns to the upgraded Memorial Stadium in 2012.

Instructions including your customer number and PIN will be sent to current season ticket holders in your renewal mailer and a renewal reminder email to be sent to you on the morning of Monday, February 22. If you have any questions, please call the Athletic Ticket Office at (800) GO BEARS or visit CalBears.com. The renewal deadline is Thursday, April 8.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:36 PM PST reply actions  

Okay, so this means if I want new seats, I have to wait until later in the year, right?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you can ask them to change your seats? I think that’s what I did last year, in the young alumni section.

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 5:57 AM PST up reply actions  

is this for student tickets as well?

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2010 1:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure it’s not, since they sent us an email in the beginning of summer last year, I think.

by GeoFreak on Feb 22, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was able to renew at about 8:55 am this morning.

by daveman on Feb 22, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I renewed this morning as well.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you get the Cal v. Arizona BBall tickets?

by SFBear on Feb 22, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

No but I have ASU tix, may try scalpers for AZ tix

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get any message that I got the AZ tickets, but I don’t know if that’s something they’ll do immediately or later on.

by daveman on Feb 22, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing… Did anyone get a notice that they got Arizona tickets?

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, just got confirmation e-mail from ATO that I am a recipient of two AZ BB game tickets (Thurs, Feb 25) for being one of the first to renew. I can pick up the tickets at will call or call in to have them assigned to someone else.

by daveman on Feb 22, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good news, I hope I made the cut too.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck I was so busy today I didnt get a chance to renew. I coulda gotten those tix!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hit confirm on the tickets around 9:10am this morning, and I just got an email saying I got basketball tickets too!

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck, I coulda done it well before then. WHY MUST MY LAZINESS PRECLUDE MY FROM SUCCESS IN ALL REALMS OF LIFE?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s basketball, you’re not missing much. It’s not like it’s curling or anything :)

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I cant attend. But I could always scalp them

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Curling has been sold out the whole Olympics!

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

for poking fun at the misfortune of others

by GBB4188 on Feb 21, 2010 10:37 PM PST reply actions  

Womens BBall beats Oregon:

The California Golden Bears finished their regular-season sweep of the Oregon schools with a 79-73 victory over the Oregon Ducks . DeNesha Stallworth and Gennifer Brandon each had a double double for the Bears.

Cal got off to a blistering start in the first half, hitting six of their first seven field goal attempts to take a 17-9 lead with freshman guard Layshia Clarendon scoring seven points in the first four minutes of the game. The first half was also a series of scoring runs with Oregon going on an 8-0 run to tie the game, 17-17. Cal answered with an 11-0 run, fueled by five points from freshman forward DeNesha Stallworth, to go up 28-17. Oregon then mounted a 9-0 run to pull within two, 28-26. Cal scored seven straight points, with freshman forward Gennifer Brandon scoring four straight, to build back a cushion of nine points, 35-26. The Ducks pulled within three, 40-37, with a minute and a half left in the period, but Stallworth closed out the period with a jumper and a pair of freethrows to give Cal a 44-37 lead. Stallworth made sure Cal kept the seven point advantage going into the break, smacking down a shot attempt by Oregon’s Micaela Cocks with a second left in the period.

After Oregon pulled within three, 52-49, five and a half minutes into the second half, Cal built another cushion with a putback by Talia Caldwell followed by an and-one three point play by Alexis Gray-Lawson to make it a 57-49 game. Oregon chipped away at the lead, coming back to within a point, 58-57 with 11:03 remaining. After two full minutes when neither team could find a way to score, Oregon took their first lead of the game on a pair of freethrows, holding a 59-58 advantage. After three ties and three lead changes, DeNesha Stallworth hit a jumper in the paint to give Cal a 68-67 lead. After an Oregon three-point attempt circled the rim and popped back out, Alexis Gray-Lawson hit from long range to give Cal a 71-67 lead with 2:25 left in the game.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:37 PM PST reply actions  

Mens Tennis beats Stanford:

STANFORD, Calif. – The No. 27-ranked California men’s tennis team (7-1) shocked rival No. 8 Stanford (6-2) in a come-from-behind 4-3 victory on Saturday, Feb. 20, at the Taube Family Tennis Stadium in Stanford, Calif. Down, 3-1, the Golden Bears won three straight singles matches and snapped a four-match losing streak to the Cardinal’s as No. 111-ranked freshman Christoffer Konigsfeldt completed his three-set victory over No. 34 Alex Clayton at the second singles court.

Konigsfeldt surrendered a hard-fought 7-6 set to Clayton in the first but stiffened up to get a 6-4 win in the second before he found himself in a heated three-all third set. Konigsfeldt broke the Stanford serve to go up, 5-3, but Clayton responded to break the Cal serve and pulled within one game at 5-4. Serving in the 10th game, Clayton fell behind the count, 40-30, as he sent a ball into the net. Konigsfeldt stepped into the next Clayton serve to force his Stanford counterpart to miss his shot and seal the win for the Bears.

The Cardinal claimed the doubles point as it won at the top court, 8-4. The No. 2-ranked duo of Bradley Klahn and Ryan Thacher were deadlocked in a four-all tie with No. 33 junior Jonathan Dahan and Pedro Zerbini before Stanford came away with the final four games. Earlier, Stanford got an 8-4 win at the third court as Matt Kandath and Denis Lin defeated junior Bozhidar Katsarov and freshman Riki McLachlan. Konigsfeldt and sophomore Nick Andrews christened their newly bestowed No. 22 ranking by defeating No. 26 Clayton and Richard Wire, 8-6 at the second court.

The Cardinal won the first singles match and went up, 2-0, as Thacher took a 6-3, 6-0 win over No. 78 Dahan at the third court. Cal got on the board as Andrews completed his 6-3, 6-4 win against Wire at No. 4 singles. But Stanford responded and took a 3-1 lead in the match when Greg Hirshman ended McLachlan’s six-match singles winning streak with a 6-3, 6-3 win on court six.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

Baseball crushes Southern Utah:

BERKELEY, CALIF. – Dominating both offensively and defensively, the California baseball team shut out Southern Utah, 22-0 and 10-0, Saturday (Feb. 20) in a doubleheader at Evans Diamond. The Golden Bears improved to 3-0 on the year after also holding the Thunderbirds scoreless (14-0) Friday. In all, David Esquer’s squad outscored Southern Utah, 46-0, with a .449 team batting average (57-for-127), including 19 doubles, two triples and three home runs. On the mound, Cal had 30 strikeouts and only three walks.

The Bears had great performances on the mound Saturday, first by freshman left-hander Justin Jones (7.0 innings, seven hits, no runs, one walk, nine strikeouts) in his college debut, and then by sophomore right-hander Dixon Anderson in game two (7.0 innings, four hits, no walks, eight strikeouts). Offensively, sophomore outfielder Chad Bunting hit a three-run homer and finished with five RBI in game one; while Brian Guinn, Tony Renda, Krist and Devin Rodriguez had three hits apiece in game two.

“I don’t think I have ever seen three shutouts in a row,” said Cal coach David Esquer. “Both our pitching and hitting was excellent. It was obviously a very good weekend for us.”

The Bears next host UC Davis on Tuesday, Feb. 23 at 1:30 p.m. at Evans Diamond. Cal then enters the Cal State Bakersfield Tournament, Feb. 26-28. The Bears open the tournament Friday, Feb. 26 at 11 a.m. versus Central Michigan. Cal then battles Saint Mary’s on Saturday, Feb. 27 at 11 a.m. before taking on host Cal State Bakersfield on Sunday, Feb. 28 at 2 p.m.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:39 PM PST reply actions  

46-0?

I think the Little Sisters of the Poor showed up instead.

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal beats Oregon:

EUGENE, Ore. (AP) -Jerome Randle and Theo Robertson each scored 16 points as California defeated Oregon 64-49 Saturday.

Randle and Robertson combined for 11 points and three 3-pointers during a 15-4 run for the Golden Bears (18-9, 10-5) in the opening minutes of the second half that turned Cal’s one-point halftime lead into a 39-27 advantage.

In just five minutes of work, Max Zhang gave Cal a huge boost off the bench, posting eight points, including going 4-for-5 from the free throw line and a rebound and a block. He was also a clean 2-for-2 from the field.

Cal led for the entire game. Oregon kept it close in the first half, as Cal could never get its lead into double digits. The 15-4 second-half run did the Ducks in.

Three Bears reached double figures, with Patrick Christopher posting 10 points to go with Randle and Robertson’s 16. Jamal Boykin once again led the way on the boards for Cal, notching a game-high 10 rebounds.

Jeremy Jacob scored 14 to lead the last-place Ducks (12-14, 4-10), who lost their fifth straight and for the 10th time in 12 games.

The Bears lead the Pac-10 by one game over Arizona State, which plays Sunday, with three to play.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:39 PM PST reply actions  

Mens Gymnastics gets 3rd place:



OAKLAND, Calif. – The California men’s gymnastics team finished third out of all teams and second out of the collegiate squads at the annual Pacific Coast Classic. The meet, which featured a team of Japanese all-stars as well as four other college teams, took place Saturday evening at the Oakland Convention Center and saw the Bears improve to 3-5 overall.

“We’re getting better but we’re not close to having our whole team together just yet,” Cal head coach Barry Weiner noted after the meet. “Having said that, the guys who competed tonight showed a lot of heart.”

Kyle Bunthuwong took first in the all-around with a 90.500 ahead of Stanford’s Tim Gentry (second, 88.500) and Bear teammate Glen Ishino (third, 86.850).

The Bears set 2010 season team highs on five of the six events – floor (57.300), rings (57.700), vault (63.050), p-bars (59.050) and h-bar (58.100) – as well as in their overall score of 349.450. The 63.050 tied the program’s all-time best (according for FIG scoring) on vault.

Cal won parallel bars with a 59.050, well above the Japanese (second, 57.200) and Stanford (third, 56.700). Cal took second on vault and third on floor, pommel and rings.

Bunthuwong won p-bars with his 15.500 and took second on pommel horse with a season best 14.800. His scores on vault (15.900), p-bars (15.500) and in the all-around (90.500) were new season as well as career highs (according to FIG scoring).

Ishino’s highest event finishes came on p-bars, where he took fourth with a 14.700, and h-bar, also fourth with a 14.900.

Competing in his second meet as a Golden Bear after becoming eligible, Dennis Mannhart was sixth in the all-around with an 85.650, taking fifth on parallel bars with a 14.550.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:40 PM PST reply actions  

turkey must be sad panda

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad you could join us today.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, wait till he gets to the pictures of Leda and the swan doin’ it.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Softball beats Georgia Tech:

LAS VEGAS – The No. 11/12 California softball team upset its first higher-ranked team this season with a 4-1 victory against No. 9/10 Georgia Tech on Sunday morning. After five innings of scoreless play, junior Valerie Arioto cracked the game out with a three-run homer to put the Golden Bears (7-3) ahead of the Yellow Jackets (8-1).

The Bears did not get a hit until the top of the fourth when Arioto singled to left center. It was not until the sixth inning when both squads’ bats came alive. California’s Shannon Thomas got the inning started with a lead-off single through the right side off the first pitch of the inning. Next up, Lindsey Ziegenhirt waited through two strikes and then two balls before singling up the middle.

Jace Williams then reached on a fielder’s choice after Ga. Tech got Ziegnehirt out at second. With Thomas now on third and Williams at first, Arioto stepped up to the plate. After two balls and then fouling one off, Arioto teed off with a homer to center field to give the Bears a 3-0 lead.

Successfully denying the Yellow Jacket attack in the bottom of the sixth, the Bears returned to the batter’s box to try their hands at scoring again.

With two outs and Thomas at first off a single, Williams earned a seven-pitch walk to move Thomas to second. It was then Arioto’s turn to walk to load the bases and bring up Frani Echavarria. The pitcher’s second pitch hit Echavarria to give her a free walk to first and score Thomas, distancing the Bears, 4-0.

With a team-high two hits in the bottom of the seventh, Ga. Tech avoided the shutout. The Yellow Jackets began the inning with a walk by Caitlin Jordan, who was replaced by pinch-runner Shannon Bear. Bear went to second on a single to third by Christy Jones and then to third on a fly out by Jen Yee.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:41 PM PST reply actions  

Mens Swimming loses to Stanford:

STANFORD, CALIF. – The No. 4-ranked California men’s swimming and diving team (5-2, 2-2 Pac-10) narrowly fell to No. 2-ranked Stanford, 123.5-119.5, in the Big Meet Saturday, Feb. 20, at Avery Aquatic Center. Going into the final event, the 400 free relay, Cal trailed Stanford by only nine points after senior Sean Mahoney’s close win over John Criste in the 200 breaststroke (1:59.73-2:00.28). In the 400 free relay, the Cardinal had led through most of the race until the Golden Bears’ Nathan Adrian pulled Cal ahead for good on the anchor leg (2:55.26 sophomore Martin Liivamagi, senior Peter Davis, junior Josh Daniels, Adrian), placing the outcome of the meet in the race for third place, where Stanford topped the Bears (3:01.80-3:02.27) for the dual meet win.

The Bears had several strong performances during the day. Cal captured the opening race, the 400 medley, behind junior Guy Barnea, junior Damir Dugonjic, freshman Tom Shields and junior Graeme Moore (3:10.74). The Bears also had two victories by junior standout Adrian, who won the 50 free in an NCAA A standard time of 19.34, and the 100 free in 42.91. Teammate Moore gave Cal a 1-2 finish in the 100 free with a mark of 43.71.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:41 PM PST reply actions  

Womens Water Polo falls to UCLA:


BERKELEY, CALIF. – The No.3-ranked California women’s water polo team was upset by No. 4 UCLA 7-6 in the final home match of the season. Golden Bears sophomore Emily Csikos led all scorers with five, giving the Calgary, Alberta native a team-high 36 goals on the year. Cal falls to 10-2 on the season, losing their first Mountain Pacific Sports Federation match of the season. This was also the Bears’ first home loss of the year, finishing 7-1 at Spieker Aquatics Complex.

Csikos scored the first goal of the game halfway through the first quarter, giving Cal an early 1-0 lead. The Bruins quickly responded with a goal by Grace Reynolds less than a minute later. The Bears were able to retake the lead in the final seconds of the opening period on Csikos’s second goal.

UCLA’s Brooke Martin tied the game in the first minute of the second quarter. Cal senior Camille Hewko put her team back in front with 5:37 remaining in the half. The Bruins were able to even the score before halftime on Martin’s second goal of the period.

Csikos added two more goals for the Bears in the third quarter to take a 5-3 lead with 2:55 remaining. However, UCLA’s Priscilla Orozco cut the Cal lead to one before the final period.

Less than a minute into the fourth quarter, Priscilla Orozco scored her second goal of the match to knot the score at five apiece. With 5:18 remaining in the game, her sister, Sarah Orozco, broke the tie to give the Bruins a 6-5 advantage. Kelly Easterday padded UCLA’s lead with a goal at the 4:13 mark. Csikos added her fifth goal of the match on a penalty shot with 57 seconds left to cut the Bruins’ lead to 7-6. The Bears defense was able to hold UCLA on their next possession, giving Cal one final chance to send the game to overtime. With less than ten seconds remaining, the Bears attempted one last shot that hit the edge of the goal, preserving the win for the Bruins.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:42 PM PST reply actions  

Rugby beats UC Davis:

DAVIS, Calif. – Against an aggressive Aggies side on a UC Davis field brimming with fans that included many California faithful from the Sacramento Valley, the Golden Bears scored six tries in the first half and finished with 11, including four from winger Nicholas Maloney and a pair from prop Eric Strack, to win 78-6 on Saturday.

The Bears could not look past the undefeated Aggies with British Columbia coming to town next Wednesday and Cal’s starting XV acquitted itself well, with players like forwards James Besser, Eric Fry and Danny Barrett and backs Andrew Mase, Colin Hawley, Blaine Scully and James Bailes given the day off.

Derek Asbun also did not start but was called into duty when Zack Klaas suffered a cut to the head in the 22nd minute

On a day when the rain held off, Cal limited its turnovers, took chances when they materialized and played efficient rugby. UC Davis earned its points on two penalty kicks, one in each half, but for the most part, the Bears stayed on the right side of U.S. referee Paul Bretz’s whistle.

In the reserve-grade match, Cal defeated UC Davis, 109-3.

The Bears (16-0) return home to host the University of British Columbia on Witter Rugby Field in the first meeting of the two-match series known as the “World Cup” on Wednesday, Feb. 24, at 3:30 p.m.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:44 PM PST reply actions  

:(

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

…you don’t sound torn at all!

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed the last message in the sky

I apologized, okay? Now I just have to incur a mild slap on the wrist and Coach TnH will reinstate me, right? I’ll be back to work in no time.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Feb 21, 2010 10:52 PM PST reply actions  

You’re drunk right now, aren’t you?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I may be drunk and I may have paid a sky-writer to write all those things in the clouds but…what was the third thing you said?

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Feb 22, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more than a little impressed with how many times you used the ‘F’ word in skywriting. That takes commitment!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

What can I say, norcalnick is an excellent pilot.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Feb 22, 2010 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Freakin’ Armenians. Armenia isn’t even a real country!

by paleodan on Feb 21, 2010 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

Great, now all our Armenian lurkers are going to come out and start talking about that damned massacre again.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 21, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s nothing worse than people who won’t shut up about that genocide they got and didn’t like.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to one that they liked?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to keeping their mouth shut… so much for that little quip.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that you got in trouble for you genocide joke, but no one has even called me on

Armenia isn’t even a real country!

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I happen to have a degree from Cal’s Geography department, but I didn’t think paleodan’s assertion was worth responding to. That, and I just didn’t have a clever reply.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I just didn’t have a clever reply.

Never stopped anyone on CGB before.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

no, u!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

So that’s one person who knew. That’s something.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Geography majors unite! McCone Hall FTW!

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

5th floor, baby! Suck it, Geology!

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

hey now...

lets be nice….and remeber whose beer was on the third floor balcony every week….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 22, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We used to have movie night on the 5th floor balcony…

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

McCone is the one near Northgate right?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yep.

used to be called (interestingly enough) the “Earth Sciences Building”

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 22, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated the walk up from Doe to northgate (to go to Soda) because of that damn hill in front of McCone. I blame you geology majors.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How insulting!
Geography majors unite!

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s plenty of room for another circle on the CGB Venn diagram of “Indian, chemist, lawyer.”

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oddly enough, every single Indian chemist lawyer majored in Geography!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they are hoarding minerals and lava under that big hill.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the one with the single most awesome statue on campus!

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Smilodon californicus

And the most awesome name, too.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve tested that statue to see if the teeth was actually sharp or not. It’s not

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

it wiill open a can of beer for you if the pull-tab has fallen off.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It always cracked me up that the geology department was housed in the most seismically unsafe building on campus!

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

well, you know, before the retrofit

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for unabashed self interest.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 5:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Twist, is that you?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Why does Mrs. Twist want norcalnick to spend more time with her?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe she wants to re-create Twist’s wedding night?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well NorCalNick is so nice to spend time with!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He really isn’t that nice. Its all an act I yell ya!

Norcalnick's chick. Go Bears!

by aee07 on Feb 22, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Be glad he’s not addicted to world of warcraft. Thats what I’m thankful for!

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  


Yeah I don’t think I could stay married to him if this happened to him.

Norcalnick's chick. Go Bears!

by aee07 on Feb 22, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You promised to never put my picture on the internets!

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Good lord, that’s not a person, that’s a permanent Jabba the Hutt costume.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for being a South Park lovin’ woman!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

When I joined the team it was explicitly promised that there were no rules: That I could BUI til the cows come home, and that I could accept as much money from prominent blog boosters as I wanted. Now you’re telling me I can’t BUI anymore, and that there never were any rich blog boosters?!? Man, if Berkelium97 didn’t have my back I’d be gone so fast.

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by norcalnick on Feb 21, 2010 11:20 PM PST reply actions  

I thought the first rule of CGB is that you don’t talk about CGB.

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

CBKWit’s name was Robert Paulson.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Me!

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by HydroTech on Feb 22, 2010 3:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh. I thought all the mods punched TwistNHook in the face repeatedly and regularly.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 5:53 AM PST up reply actions  

If they don’t, well, then they oughta.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2010 5:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I KNEW Hydro was Coach Tedford.

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds about right.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 22, 2010 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

not enough abbreviations

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2010 1:25 AM PST up reply actions  

These guys don’t deserve their names in initials.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2010 1:50 AM PST up reply actions  

TNH’S GTLS MSMGMT LDS 2 TXC ATMOS RND CGB

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL WTF OMG DICTIONARY

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the telegram announcement that Pearl Harbor was bombed?

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

For lack of institutional control!!!!

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

are we doing headlines?
MOD ROW KILLS BLOG, MOD

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hooray for penicillin!

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 6:51 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for inevitably confusing royrules22

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm confused too

Don’t you have to get laid to get syphilis?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Men's golf finishes 3rd at Hawaii tournament

Cal led through first 2 rounds before faltering on final day

WAHIAWA, HI – Cal shot a two-over par 290 on the final day of action at the John A. Burns Intercollegiate on Friday to fall out of the lead and finish tied for third with a three-day team score of 848 (-16). UNLV and Texas A&M both passed the Golden Bears and tied for the top spot after 54 holes of regulation golf with 28-under par scores of 836. UNLV won the team title on the first playoff hole.

“There was a pretty good script here, unfortunately a couple of other teams wrote the ending and they didn’t include us,” said head coach Steve Desimone. “We played a fairly substantial role in that by obviously not being very sharp today. But hats off to UNLV and Texas A&M today. They just played lights out, and we weren’t able to match it. It’s as simple as that.”
FINAL TEAM STANDINGS (after 3 of 3 days/3 of 3 rounds/54 of 54 holes)
*1T. UNLV 279-283-274 – 836 (-28)
1T. Texas A&M 285-275-276 – 836 (-28)
3T. BYU 286-277-285 – 848 (-16)
3T. Cal 278-280-290 – 848 (-16)
5. New Mexico 294-277-282 – 853 (-11)
6. Arizona 287-281-286 – 854 (-10)
7. Fresno State 286-287-282 – 855 (-9)
7. SMU 278-292-285 – 855 (-9)
9. Nevada 281-291-294 – 866 (2)
10. Denver 298-294-283 – 875 (11)
11. UC Santa Barbara 290-299-290 – 879 (15)
12. UTEP 293-301-294 – 888 (28)
13. Hawai’i 293-297-302 – 892 (28)
14. Hawai’i Pacific 300-300-305 – 905 (41)
15. BYU-Hawai’i 308-305-309 – 922 (+58)
*won on first playoff hole

FINAL CAL INDIVIDUAL RESULTS (after 3 of 3 days/3 of 3 rounds/54 of 54 holes)
6T. Eric Mina 68-70-71 – 209 (-7)
9T. Stephen Hale 65-71-74 – 210 (-6)
18T. Chad Vivolo 76-66-72 – 214 (-2)
29T. Brandon Hagy 71-73-73 – 217 (1)
65T. Evan Derian 74-75-76 – 225 (9)

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 6:13 AM PST reply actions  

Fuck, I missed that one. Thanks, OhioBear!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hat golf so much?

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not white or rich

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You have a Cal education, which makes you one of the richest people on Earth.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant in money. American currency. Dollars.

You can’t go to a strip club and stuff torn up strips of a Cal diploma down the strippers underwear. Well, I mean you can. It just would lead to you being coldcocked by a stripper.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you learned this the hard way.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It just would lead to you being stiffcoldcocked by a stripper.

Fixed.

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by BearStage on Feb 22, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I originally read that as “cuckolded” and was quite puzzled.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Twas easy to miss. calbears.com posted the story late Friday and it got pushed off the front page headlines after all the weekend stuff.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Examiner of Penderclast:

Just 11 days after being hired by the Oakland Raiders to be one of their defensive assistants, Clancy Pendergast has again changed job titles and teams. California announced the hiring of Clancy Pendergast as their defensive coordinator, replacing the departed Bob Gregory.

Replacing Gregory after just two days of the Golden Bears’ “national search” begins to shed a little more light on Gregory’s departure, but could raise questions on Cal’s choice to replace him. Pendergast, in a span of a year, has been fired twice as a defensive coordinator—once by the Arizona Cardinals after their Super Bowl loss, and once by the Kansas City Chiefs at the end of this last season.

In 2009, as defensive coordinator of the Kansas City Chiefs, his defense ranked 30th out of 32 teams while allowing 388.2 yards per game. His defense allowed 26.5 points per game, ranking the Chiefs 29th in the NFL.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

I’m tired of jumping to conclusions (its the jumping part that is exhausting), but seems a little worrisome. Maybe Tedford is just looking for a bandaid fix until Tosh is fully ready to take on the DC job in 2-3 years?

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by dballisloose on Feb 22, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

As has been noted previously, there’s enough of a difference coaching an NFL team with subpar talent versus a college team with above average talent that I’m not worried … yet.

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I think people were mostly pumped that Holmoe was fired.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I was totally JACKED and TANNED about Holmoe getting the boot.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

jesus christ, take some time to watch some videos on the internet.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s seen it; he just doesn’t understand why it’s funny.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t think it’s one thing… just a guido joke with some relevance right now.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i would point to “my new haircut” as one of the main sources of hilarity for the joke you made. jersey shore could count too, but hey, we know SS33 wouldn’t be caught dead watching it.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Situation + 10 years = 33SS?

(PS, that show is horrible, but it has so much impact on pop culture that I have to watch it)

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the same excuse you made for watching “Bay Watch”

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, except this time, all the cleavage is on the guys.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a pretty crummy reason to torture yourself for a half hour every week

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

MTV.com, fast-forward through most of the show.

But I can’t live life not knowing what “GTL” is.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would he watch it? He lives it daily.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the first time that sentence has ever been uttered non-ironically.

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly, one of the least tanned people I know

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was gonna say, I’m am one of the whitest whites ever.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically, he resigned, didn’t he?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

*AtQ does not encourage nor endorse underage drinking

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 22, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yo, but I got a fake id tho…

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Quick Glance at the Pac-10 Standings
California……10-5……18-9
 Arizona St…….9-5……19-8
 USC……8-6……16-10
 Washington……8-7……18-9
 Arizona……7-7……13-13
 UCLA……7-7……12-14
 Stanford……7-8……13-14
 Oregon St…….6-8……12-14
 Washington St…….6-9……16-11
 Oregon……4-10……12-14

   

by chowder on Feb 22, 2010 8:24 AM PST reply actions  

It’s like golf, right? The lower the better?

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-N-O-B-A-L-L-S"

by JShufelt on Feb 22, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

If “better” is defined as “license to shit can your coach,” then yes.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey I didn’t see you mention that Avinash got arrested for Domestic Violence against TwistNHook. TwistNHook isn’t upset though and thinks Avinash is a really nice guy.

I smell varmint poontang. The only kind of good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 22, 2010 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

LOL thas just cuz white ppl don’t understand nothin Avi only wishes he was friends w black ppl LOL

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we were more inclined to having a Q&A session, but we can do a recap as well if you’d like.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

First question: how many lemon drops were consumed?
Follow up to first question: how many lemon drops were consumed by Rishi?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Aggregate four lemon drops.

One each by Holmophobe, Rishi, Harsha, and Rags. Turkey abstained.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Did since1997 kick anyone in the throat?
Did the Bearminator attack anyone?
What was the silliest attire worn at HH by a CGBer?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but she probably wanted to kick me in the throat after I made fun of her affinity for JaMarcus Russell.

It tried and succeeded by transforming into speakers blasting music that was too obnoxiously loud for a happy hour joint.

Harsha wins on account of the redness of his sweater.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Did since1997 bring any hawt indian friends?
Did you get into any “discussions” with Holmoephobe?
What was the most awkward moment?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Her friend was pretty, I would say.

I’m pretty sure HP and I spent more time discussing girls than politics.

Rags and turkey discussing baby-making.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Kinda late for rags to be getting the birds and the bees talk, isn’t it?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was more of him giving it.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

How make babby?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

How girl get pragnet?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I mentioned the bisque.

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys are mixing references…silly geese.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 23, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Rags and turkey discussing baby-making.

Perhaps it was a good thing the volume was practically deafening.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It was much better near the bar. I kinda wish we hung out there.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you get there first next time.

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You had inside knowledge. We trusted you!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And look where that gets you :)

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We won’t make the same mistake again scowl

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey if it weren’t for that red sweater I may have spent another 15 minutes wandering around the bar, trying to assess which group looked like the CGBer squad.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

True. You should have just mentioned that you resemble Kal Penn and it would have been easier to find you.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

His name is Harsha for crying out loud. It’s not like his subcontinentality is exactly flying under the radar.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you expect anything else from a woman man named Harsha?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I have never met anyone named Harsha….

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It just sounds Indian…

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like…Eastern European to me. Indian would be like Krishnaswamnathan Swangimurthapaddy.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

We all know you’re racist.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that was actually a good one.

/rr

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve been hanging around with too many Southies. They’re the ones who usually have the crazy names, I believe.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Like BillyJoeBob?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

BillyJoeBob Muthuswamiaddy

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Beardsley McTurbanstan?

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Stevie Ray Japinder?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you could make the argument that Krishnaswamnathan is the BillyJoeBob of India. Only minus the hickishness.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You think CalBear81 could? I doubt it.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t she a laywer too? Don’t lawyers commonly make all sorts of arguments on subjects for which they have very little knowledge?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, who told atomsareenough our trade secrets???

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t me. When I made a handshake agreement, I stick to it. That’s why I can never go back to Dave & Buster’s ever again.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re even better at making arguments we know to be utterly without merit.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I rarely make an argument on a subject for which I have a lot fo knowledge.

Of course, thats mostly due to my complete and totally lack of knowledge.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Generally speaking, yes, but it’s more typically the ones born abroad.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

and/or last generation

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like we might have just discovered another Indian!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a crazy ass name! It’s unique but not long or crazy!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, RR, you make up for the lack of a crazy ass name in other ways.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take this is as a good thing!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Shoulda been @ HH.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

True, it’s not often you can yell, “Hey, an Indian guy in a red sweater!!” and there is appropriate context for it.

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it just me or did you also notice that after he confirmed that we were the crew, he considered pretending not to know what you were talking about?

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretend? What made you think I could hear anything in there? You guys were practically sitting in a speaker! I didn’t hear anything until somebody shouted “Harsha!”.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Harsha, don’t feel bad. Rishi told me in the car in confidence that he thought you were really really good looking and dreamy. I’m paraphrasing here.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi was in your car? Doing what????

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He was driving since1997 to the bus stop the next morning

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what it sounds like to me also.

since1997…COUGIN IT

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, Rishi, being a gentleman, offered to drive since1997 all the way home, but she was like “no, the bus stop is fine.”

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Something in the backseat, maybe?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That conversation was between us!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I know! Don’t worry it still is.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, you know, everything else I said in my inebriated state.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Who said I feel bad? I intentionally wore my brightest colored piece of clothing simply so I WOULD stand out. And save me the trouble of awkwardly approaching wrong groups of people.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Except that hilarious things occur in such a situation.

Also, shame on you for not continuin my Craigslist story.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought why were really there sounded creepier. And the poor girl seemed so confused regardless.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

My answer was less creepy than “Hey, we post comments on a Cal football blog”

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What actually amused me was that she seemed to believe the Craigslist story over the Cal sports blog story.

Also, I figured since1997 would tell her as soon as we got back.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I told none of my real-life friends that I did this.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you didn’t feel bad? Well… you should have.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually said “I’d like to cover his face in my colored powder if you know what I mean and I think you do HOLI!”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

How did you know that?? Damn, did I drunk text you after?!

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I suggest none of you check Texts From Last Night for at least a few days

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Turkey told us all about you.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He once told me that you have the world’s most beautiful penis.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumor-monger! But please, monger away.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

My Quick Recap:
1) Turkey gets the Most Normal Person IRL Award. (But then again, given the crew this doesnt say much…)
2) Rishi wins for scoring the most free drinks that night (ugh how did I fall for it?!)
3) Harsha is the coolest for saying, “I like the Cal blog better than my stupid Bruin blog. You guys are way cooler.” Verbatim. Swear he said that.
4) HolmoePhobe was the most pleasant surprise.
5) Rags gets my “Gee Thanks” award for saying to me something to the effect of “You’re like way shorter than I would have expected. You talk a bigger game than you really should dear.”

We also spent a good portion talking shit about a lot of you non-CGBHH Crew members. It’s what you get. Next time COME OUT!!!

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We also spent a good portion talking shit about a lot of you non-CGBHH Crew members.

Well, that would explain why my ears were burning. That and I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, you never came up in discussion at all.

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

So, it was just the flaming Q-Tip, then?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, because that Q-Tip was fallaaaaaaaamming!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Be sure to come to Austin for the 2015 Cal-Texas game. Party at Fire Starkey’s house!

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll regale all your children with all the embarrassing stories you tell us now. I’M WRITING IT ALL DOWN!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Done and done. In my calendar.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yes

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You might regret this… CalNet and I will definitely be coming down for that game.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Done and done. In my calendar. I didn’t notice an actual invite but I’m pretty sure you wanted me there… right?

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sure. CALumbus Bear might not, but too bad for him.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay I’m in!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes indeedy, we will have a to-do at the CALumbus Bear household, where all the CGBers can learn about the awesomeness that is Columbus Ohio.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoo! I’ll be there if I can afford it… Anyone up for sharing a plane seat?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We prefer that you use motorized bar stools as your means of locomotion into and out of Ohio.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

woot!

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by HydroTech on Feb 22, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hoping I will still be able to get tix through my awesome away-game ticket broker, I am there!

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to say this is a 40% possibility for me. I would definately fly across the Pacific for a Cal/UT game. Also, chances are I’ll be back in the US by then anyways.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: #5: was he at least completely shit-faced at this point? Its important because he does tend to say stupid things without meaning to be a dick.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He never really reached that point, sadly

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay I may have remembered this slightly differently than it actually occurred. He did say that you wanted to come out and were semi-sad that you couldn’t. I was REALLY sad though. Hope to see you for GNO ;)

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably said the first thing, but in a way that I at least thought was a lot nicer. I don’t recall saying (or implying) the second thing at all, though I can be an unintentional dick sometimes, so perhaps it was a reasonable inference.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha. You WERE nice. I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

But you are right, I am shorter in real life than most people expect. Especially since most people expect me to be a blonde norweigian given my real name (not to be revealed here—now I’m special too and have my OWN secrets.)

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That must be why your hair is so big

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Feb 22, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is your name Helga Svengaardden?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you Magnus Ver Magnusson!?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Freya Thorsdottir? 4’9" of fury?

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife had a friend in elementary school whose name was something like Betsy Bjornstad – sounds Scandinavian, was actually adopted from a Lakota reservation. Hilarity ensued.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I can relate

I can relate to Betsy Bjornstad and Freya Thorsdottir Helga Svengaardden Magnus Ver Magnusson since1997. I have surprised (and in some cases, disappointed) people who knew my name before meeting me. My name sounds like I should be from a certain country when I am, in fact, not from said country.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Ohio it’s own country now? Do we no longer have to include them?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohio is actually 3 countries: Cleveland, Cincinnati, and the rest of Ohio.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

His name is Dayton Cleveland?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Close. Toledo McAkron.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

When did the Roman seat of power move to Ohio?

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 2:17 AM PST up reply actions  

For the record, I was EXTREMELY disappointed when I met you. But your name had nothing to do with it.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not my fault you assumed I was blonde, young, and female.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was very disappointed that I had to put my pants back on. I thought I had made myself clear to the recruiting coordinator.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

CB & OB— you guys are funny as a duo. you should joint comment all the time.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Ohio Bear, since1997 just called us boring as fuck when we post singularly. Does she ever not kick dudes in the throat???

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not funny. Needs more OhioBear.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry took so long to respond. My throat hurt from where since1997 kicked me.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAH THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHA

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Calm down there Sparky.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 22, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, you reponse reminded me of this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHRxG_85nHE

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I am generally boring as fuck when I post alone I’m awake.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE NOT! WHAT DID I JUST CYBER WITH THEN!??

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You need a timeout.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 22, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel so dirty.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now. I totes never said that. Flag’d!

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You are an embarrassment to the Spirit Of John Wooden.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Live it. Love it. Own it. You LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE us.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now, I bought you a lemon drop! You just chose not to consume it and gave it to rags instead. Net-net, we’re equal.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But he was drink-less and I was still nursing the last 3/4 of my first drink.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

See, there’s the issue. Nursing drinks instead of pounding them.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Drivers need to be responsible?

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Solution: don’t drive!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It was unfortunate timing that I had to drive later that night. But, also, saved me from embarrassment.

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But that’s the best part.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

But then… how do you get to the back seat…?

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Rishi’s magical powers of getting free drinks is no myth? And you knew it was coming?

Rishi, LOVE ASSASSIN

That is all.

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

More like Rishi, LOVE ASS

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Is royrules controlling your keyboard again?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That can’t possibly be royrules, as I lol’d.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m offended at this. I say funny shit sometimes

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

More like LOVE ASS…

(Also, you should know I’m kidding. I don’t want you to be annoyed at me.)

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

…………..you don’t?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist, I posted that comment for royrules. The more annoyed you are at me, the better.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He does have a weird power.

S97: Hi, I’m S97 nice to meet you!
Rishi: Hi, I’m Rishi.
S97: ….Can I buy you a drink? ….Would you like to Bollywood dance?

Swear it happened just like that.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol’d

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

High threshold.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So did CAlbumbus Bear so I’d say it’s a very high threshold!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a benchmark for CGB? I feel proud and sullied at the same time.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never rec’d Twist twice in the same month, much less same day

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe someday you’ll change your status.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Status… like gender reclassification? You hope for too much.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Like tagline

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You deserved it

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

HA!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like your wedding night!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you know how most girls feel!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

We also spent a good portion talking shit about a lot of you non-CGBHH Crew members. It’s what you get. Next time COME OUT!!!

Pay for my flight ticket from Seattle and I’ll join you

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like my wedding night!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That meme is just a gift that keeps on giving Twist. Good work.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Good work.

Definitely doesn’t sound like my wedding night!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This meme has become CGB’s “You might be a redneck if…”

It might’ve been Twist’s wedding night if…

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! I smell DBD!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s a DBD you smell…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You really ought to potty train your bear, if he’s doing his business in your office.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Solid. Solid.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I found that the liquid disposal is actually more difficult to train.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I told you that I was thinking about a Twists wedding night DBD…beware otherwise it might come true.

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKK

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re saying you want them to talk shit to your face? :)

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. I like to know exactly how useless I am!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed the worst game this side of Stanfurd

Holmoephobe and I were standing at the bar and there was this Asian chick chilling there. The guy next to her drops this gem on her:

Hey, guess what brand of sweater this is?
J. Crew?
Nah, it’s way more expensive than J. Crew!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That's one of the best exchanges I've heard in a while.

Better than a Jamere Holland Facebook post.

I can almost feel the pride and excitement that dude had when he announced it was a notch or two above Jcrew… nice.

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You heard it?? Were you there??? Are you an Asian chcik?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“I’m better than you! Now, fuck me!”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If he had more tact he’d follow with, “So… you ever been in a hot tub before?”

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

“I’ve been in a J. Crew hot-tub!”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

A J. Crew hot tub, eh? Was it brand new but to make it look old, worn and rustic J. Crew beat the shit out of it in the factory before it got to your house?

Did you need to wear a messenger bag when you got into it?

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the cut of your jib, ArbyOSU.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Right back at ya—it’s these white people on facebook that are trying to mess things up for n****z like us. Am I right, kinko?

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

White people are the worst!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re only friends with me ironically?!?

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The same reason he grows his mustache

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even know if you’re supposed to be looking at his jib…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s OK. Just call a ‘nohomo’ and we’re cool, brah.

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And why is he trying to cut it?

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMITT!!!

Where was IIIII??

Related, thanks for taking care of my friend when I went to keep turkey company in that giant speaker we were sitting in.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank us?

You brough a cute Indian girl who went to UCLA and proceeded to leave her with us. Shouldn’t I be thanking you?

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

…… I’m WAITING.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

uhhh. I changed my mind. She didn’t run away from the bar screaming. I’d say we’re about equal.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Harsha was on his game.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So you missed the conversation where she asked the Indian trio (Harsha, HP, and I) how we know you. Instead of telling the truth, I made up a story about how I posted a Craigslist ad. It was more believable than reality.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

In retrospect, I should have ran with it by claiming that after watching Slumdog I needed to hang out with more Indian dudes and well, you two responded.

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG MORE HILARIOUSNESSS!!!

I will supply cute gullible girls, if you promise to seriously play out a random story in front of them at another HH. Something with business cards and a Captain Twist N. Hook.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I will supply cute gullible girls

Ohio Bear and I are looking into flights for the next CGBHH. I call pediatric neurosurgeon as my vocation.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bring those back.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

it might seem far-fetched baby boy but it can be done.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I heard.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OH MY LORD

i am in….i’ll be wearing a safety vest and workboots.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 22, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What? Do you think women wantt o hook up with the Village People or something?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG Hilarious!!!

You should totally have run with that. We always talk about Craigslist’s random encounters. She would totally have believed it.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

She had an easier time believing that than my real age (not to revealed here!).

Stupid Harsha had to be all truthful and stuff :(

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I could believe she carded you.

Sorry about the honesty bit. I’ll work on that for next time.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it’s like you don’t want Action.

by since1997 on Feb 22, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey you know I kinda had to be nice to the only other Bruin at this thing.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it’s like you don’t want Action.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you 140 years old?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Was “we all went to Cal…. and we let Harsha hang around with us” not a plausible explanation?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Given the wide disparity of our ages… no.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit you are 140, arent you

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It would explain a lot.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he also have the Rogue’s Wallet? The Himalayan Walking Shoe? The Aristotle Goosedown Tunic?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

goddammit I want an Arby’s burger now

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Arby’s even have burgers?

I think my name alone has started half of the CGB Arby’s related conversations. The other half must have been started by some of you fatties…

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Arby’s is awesome. I don’t even think they have them in the Bay Area. I always get a roast beef sandwich or two if I fly into PDX.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I had them a lot more in San Diego, plus a few juvenile ‘hat looks like penis’ jokes. Closest to EB is San Leandro.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

San Leandro is East Bay!

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, but the East Bay is ridiculously big. I guess I meant to say the closest to ME in East Bay is San Leandro.

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by AndBears on Feb 23, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I have one near my house in Portland. I’d go if it weren’t for all the actual restaurants around it. Plus, you don’t want to get me started on my anti-Arby’s tirade. I’m a very conflicted man, paleodan.

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, most of their menu is terrible. But man, two plain roast beef sandwiches, no cheese or sauce. …I need to eat lunch.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, eff that cheese crap. What do they think I am? A midwesterner?!

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Arby’s was founded in Ohio. So yeah, you are kind of a midwesterner if you eat Arby’s. Kudos.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The more you know.

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If you really want to be like a midwesterner, it is “the more you eat.”

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

this…

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d!!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i like teh j crew mailers

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats Turkey!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

fuk turkey, and the horse he rode in on.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

you want to “fuk” a horse?

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Facepalm

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

…that’s really lame. SBN is not TMZ.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

“Tiger Woods had chicken for lunch. I repeat he had chicken for lunch!”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it doesn’t say if the chicken was fried

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by dballisloose on Feb 22, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

According to Fuzzy Zoeller, it was implied.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

ATQers getting all quacky over todays’ DBD.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

That’s quack-tastic!

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I colored the duck blue, cause I always wanted to see a blue duck

I smell varmint poontang. The only kind of good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang
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by Matt Daddy on Feb 22, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

oh CruzinBears...

I am in the process of having an internet ’conversation" with our favorite lair duck about this and he sure has his panties all in a twist[NHook]

by medvjed on Feb 22, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

That is fantastic… Lair duck must be having a fit…

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Who? You two know each other? What is going on here?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

we do indeed

intimately. is that…allowed?

by medvjed on Feb 22, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d just be careful medvjed when you are switching to doggy style, don’t yell “BEAST MODE!” cruzinbears don’t like that!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

So wrong on so many levels.

I rec’d it.

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a gaggle of NSFW right there

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

This painting is a bore compared to some of the versions out there. You forget Rule 34 at your own peril.

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You know the conversation has taken a turn for the worse when Rule 34 is brought up.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering how often in Deuteronomy YHWH has to tell the Hebrews not to ‘abuse’ their neighbor’s livestock, I think it may have been pretty widespread in the ancient world.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

people like their natural lamb.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s never too early to start marinating.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of a favorite awkward moment. I was trapped in a conversation with a group of folks about bible stuff, and someone mentioned that a very devout friend had named his 4 sons Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, and I blurted out “I’m glad he stopped before he got to Deuteronomy.” Half the group laughed and the other half gave me ‘thou shalt burn in hell’ looks.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You clearly know your bible stories

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have laughed, but I’m an atheist.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a godless atheist? Why aren’t you raping and stealing right now?

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m studying for my advanced degree and eating my meatless lunch. I’m evil in a frighteningly Californian way.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m an atheist, have an advanced degree and ate no meat for lunch. Apparently you are living more of an Ohio lifestyle than you might care to.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t it more likely that you are living an a Californian way, Mr. CALumbus Bear

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

There is 2 fucking feet of snow outside AND it is raining. So no, I’m not even close to living in a Californian way.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Its 70 and sunny in Oakland today

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Once I start drinking my California wine tonight, it will be sunny and warm.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it SEVENTY out?!?!! Fuck me and my office. god.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I was off, its only 65, but it is very nice after a gloomy Sunday.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I don’t know, I would go with 70. I had to put the top down on the car today it was so pleasant.

by Scootie on Feb 22, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Rollin in her 5.0/Ragnarok down so her hair can blow

TwistNHook on standby waving just to say hi / Did she stop no she just drove by …

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

How was this Vanilla Ice homage not rec’d???

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 23, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

How was this Vanilla Ice homage not flag’d, repeatedly and hard, forever???

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 23, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, sounds like yesterday at Estancia DC Trojan. Sigh.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No. She’s a godly atheist.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d still prefer Deuteronomy than Clytemnestra.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But an opera has been written about Clytemnestra — in Afrikaans! The first opera ever written in Afrikaans! (Not sure if there are any aardvarks in it.) This certainly cannot be said about Deuteronomy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromwell_Everson

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well this sordid escapade has certainly come full circle.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My work here is done!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What work? As usual, you have done no work.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You know thou is gonna burn in hell, right??

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Verily.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 23, 2010 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn, I really dont want to have to hide this, but I might have to since CALumbusBear is concerned it is NSFW. Thoughts?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you got some titties, some bush, and a little bestiality, but it is art, so I think we’re in the clear.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

well, it is art but when I put up David a while ago, I even put up the covered ‘outside the museum’ version.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya, but thats a dudes dick. Thats nasty! Who wants to see that??!?!!??!?!

This is borderline. You got some titties, some bush, an a little bestiality. But it is art, so I think we’re in the clear.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if a museum tour guide would describe it in the same way. “See, by including the titties and bush without a full-on view of the narsty pussy, the artist recreates the notes of….”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

swan totally deep dicking this chick

Inwardly roflling at the thought of some sweet little old art lady saying this. God.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You know it could be a really dignified British person, too.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Plainly you’ve never seen Sister Wendy in action…

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were talking about this Sister Wendy

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I have been on a Top Gear hiatus lately.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged

For not being properly addicted to the best show on TV.

by atomsareenough on Feb 23, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

that was awesome though, thanks!

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by AndBears on Feb 23, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

“Here we have an early Dennis Dixon piece titled ‘Recruiting Weekend Deep Ducking’…”

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Art is ok…. Plus this is an actual photo… In the next shot LMJ allegedly rung her neck

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

In communist Eugene, duck wring YOUR neck!

by ArbyOSU on Feb 22, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, can you at least link it?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Just add the name of the painting and the artist and the date it was painted and it becomes educational. I imagine it’s called “Leda and the Swan,” BTW.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

does this mean I can post pics from the Kama Sutra because it’s educational?!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if there are swans.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This will count as my ‘fact learned from CGB’ for the day.

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m learning a lot about Lamichael James and Greek mythology.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i couldn’t find any painting of a duck beast mode-ing a woman nor had the time to paint one so i worked with what i had. SORRY@

by medvjed on Feb 22, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to paint you.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

LIES

According to Leonardo da Vinci, they were just good friends.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

um, those babies coming out of egg shells tell a different and dirtier story.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait…wait…

Leda layed eggs? And the eggs had full grown babies inside? I don’t remember that part of the story…

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe this is where that whole ‘babies come from storks’ thing got started. Family Guy & YouTube explain

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Zeus was none too happy with the results of the paternity test…

by medvjed on Feb 22, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he juggling those babies?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like he punted one of them

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

from the loook of that punted baby’s right fist i would say this is a classic case of PSoCY. or maybe, PSandCY

by medvjed on Feb 22, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Are these all based off of some creepy bible story?

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s some good erotic poetry down at the bottom of that article – hello!

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

We read that Yates poem in English 1A at Cal!

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds much better than my 1B class, essentially torture through the ages.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s “Yeats” of course. Damn.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Yates, so who cares? Feckin’ English should learn how to pronounce their own names properly.

by Scootie on Feb 22, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Excuse me, Yeats was Irish. There’s a difference.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to the English.

by Scootie on Feb 23, 2010 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t ever say this in a pub in England or Ireland. It’s really for your own good.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

True story.

When I was in London, my boss’s boss was a Scot living in the US. We were organized so that the UK and Ireland were one “region”, which we referred to as UKI. I, being a culturally sensitive American interloper, was always hugely diligent about denoting this properly so as not to offend the Irish.

Whenever boss’s boss came over to deliver a rallying cry to the troops, he would refer to the UKI team as the Brits (which was particularly offensive, as not even Northern Ireland is British). I would plead with him not to do this. He would always assure me that of the 200 people in the room, all but 10 (the Irish) would view it this way, and not to worry. And he was pretty much right, for it wasn’t that the English saw the Irish as English, but more that they just forgot they existed.

by Scootie on Feb 23, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a fair portion of Northern Ireland that won’t object to being called British, or in fact would insist on it.

But you make a very fair point that the English tend to have myopia when it comes to people not being them.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

that the English people tend to have myopia when it comes to people not being them.

by LeonPowe on Feb 23, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Greek myth. Zeus wanted to have sex with this cute Greek gal, Leda. So he transformed himself into a swan and either seduced or raped her, depending on the source. She then gave birth to twins children of Zeus, Helen and Polydeuces, while at the same time bearing Castor and Clytemnestra, children of her husband Tyndareus, the King of Sparta.

Helen was the famous Helen of Troy, the cause of the Trojan War. Clytemnestra was the wife of the leader of the Greeks during the Trojan was, Agamemnon. She and her lover murdered him when he returned from Troy.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

now translate that using CGB characters.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You realize that under the circumstances you are the leading candidate for Leda, right?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, did NOT think that one through…

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong! I didn’t see a dolphin doing the dirty deed there…

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, beat me to a dolphin joke!

I was gonna say, “Except with a twist: AndBears turns into a dolphin to seduce Rags.”

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I guarantee you that Twist was NOT there!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist had also transmogrified.

Into the aardvark! The one in your pants!

by paleodan on Feb 22, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I really wish he hadn’t worn corduroys. So much chafing!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Clytemnestra

Now there’s a name that people just don’t use enough any more. “Please allow me to introduce my daughter Clytemnestra. Or Clyte for short.”

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NO – sounds like an STD medication

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What about “Anaxamander” for a boy? That one doesn’t get used much

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully Anaxamander’s older brother Agamemnon will keep the bullies from making fun of his name.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

For reals. Might as well name your daughter Chlamytis.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

There are reasons the name didn’t catch on. First, her husband sacrificed their daughter, Iphigeneia, to get favorable winds to sail to Troy. Then she took her husband’s nephew as her lover. When her husband got back from Troy they murdered him in his bath. Then her son, Orestes, murdered Clytemnestra, with the help of her daughter, Electra. Orestes was then pursued by the Furies. Not much of a role model. Three good plays by Aeschylus, though.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ, these Greeks make Gossip Girl look tame.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet sadly, millions of people continue to waste their lives watch f***ing Gossip Girl.

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 2:28 AM PST up reply actions  

TREAD LIGHTLY, BEARSTAGE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 23, 2010 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s difficult with such large feet.

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you read about this live on CNN?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Fox, actually. Bill O’Reilly followed it very closely.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What was Electra like in person?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Complex.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha HA!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would he have to become a swan for that? Or was Zeus just into kinky bestiality shit?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he could?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, Zeus’ wife, Hera, was extremely jealous of his many affairs with human women, and she would torment the women and their children. So Zeus tried to fool Hera by disguising himself as swans, bulls (see Europa) and other creatures. Hera always found out in the end, but Zeus had usually managed to clear out by then.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody watched “Percy Jackson And The Olympians: The Lightening Thief!”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a movie or what?

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by CalBear81 on Feb 22, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now, some girls don’t like that… I am not a girl and I am a fan of the BEast Mode yell…

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

:-(

am i “in trouble” now?

by medvjed on Feb 22, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged – for not realizing Twist has just as much power as the kid on the plane who the Captain gives the airplane wings to.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I just didnt know shit. Trying to figure things out.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Lair Duck? Does that come from the same fairy tale as Br’er Rabbit?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes…

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

According to ATQ, you are ‘hilarious’ and CGB is doing a ‘great job.’

I guess they don’t bother to read your DBDs either.

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Major League Baseball

St. Louis Cardinals closer Ryan Franklin is upset at the decision to ban guns in the clubhouse.

“If you grew up around it, being in the outdoors and stuff, I was taught as a young kid how to respect firearms,” Franklin said following Saturday’s workout. “First of all, you don’t get stupid with it. Always treat a gun like it’s loaded. That’s what I taught my son and daughters. There’s a place for them.”

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

retard

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a place for them

And obviously, a Major League Baseball clubhouse is one of those places.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

the NBA?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Zydrunas Ilgauskas

After being dealt from Cleveland to Washington, the ex-Cavalier center could be bought out as early as today.

The Los Angeles Times reported the NBA has told teams the center won’t be allowed to return to the Cavaliers, based on evidence there was a prearranged deal.

Players have to wait 30 days before re-signing with the team that just traded them.

Contenders will definitely be interested.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

Exhibit A why the NBA is stupid

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I would say Exhibit A of why the NBA is stupid is any actual NBA game.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Strewth…

Goodbye Bob Gregory. I am soooooo 6 dimensional now!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Potential NFL Trade

San Diego is shopping cornerback Antonio Cromartie and the Tennessee Titans could be potential trading partners with the Chargers.

ESPN suggests that the Chargers could deal Cromartie to Tennessee for LenDale White, who has become expendable with the emergence of Chris Johnson.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

No Marshawn Lynch? :(

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude has 7 kids in 5 states or something like that. I wonder if Tennessee is marked off on his list yet.

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Manny Ramirez

According to the left fielder himself, 2010 will be his last year with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

“I know I’m not going to be here next year,” Ramirez said, who didn’t dismiss the possibility of retirement. “I doubt it, I don’t know. I’m happy to be here. I’m going to try to enjoy myself.”

The Dodgers exercised Ramirez’s $20 million option in November, but with the financial uncertainty surrounding the ballclub, there’s a pretty good chance he moves on after 2010.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

Good

I enjoy Manny and all, but I don’t think the Dodgers need to overpay him for his full-on decline years.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I look forward to him play apathetically on the Dodgers for one more season… Take those Dodgers down with you Manny!

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. If it’s his last season w/the Dodgers… if he is considering retirement, he might be motivated to win one more championship before he calls it a career, and if he wants to play somewhere else next year, then it’s a contract year for him.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

he might be motivated

Manny Ramirez??? Yea… and Bear’s don’t shit in woods

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by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, like he had nothing to do with Boston’s 2 World Series championships. Don’t let the apathetic facade fool you; nobody could have anywhere near as successful a career, or be as prolific and dangerous a hitter as he is without being an extremely competitive, motivated individual.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

by this theory, there would be an inverse relationship between Desire to Win Championship (as less time to play available), and Youthful Stamina (as implied by fewer years to play). And wouldn’t that be depressing.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

New England Patriots

Tom Curran is reporting that defensive tackle Vince Wilfork has been slapped with the franchise tag.

The move guarantees that he’ll receive a $7.003 million salary in 2010. Wilfork has made it clear, though, that he didn’t want the tag and it’s believed the sides reached a stalemate in long-term contract talks last week.

Will the two sides reach a deal by the mid-July deadline?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 10:59 AM PST reply actions  

Well, he will be pissed the hell off.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

“How dare someone pay me $7 for a 12 month period!”

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, $7 would be bad. But $7MM would be acceptable.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I would expect at least 3 powerpoint presentations for that kind of money.

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by Harsha on Feb 22, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

The taxes on 7 bucks would be rough.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree it’s ridiculous, but he was pissed off at the idea of even being franchised. He’s got kids to feed!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

How many children? Because even at Whole Foods, $7MM goes a long way.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know! Ask Wilfork!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s pissed because w/the franchise tag he gets $7M guaranteed. Without it, he would have had a long-term deal and likely had $20M guaranteed.

I have a hard time relating because if anyone ever put $7M in my bank account I would never work another minute, but I can see how one might be pissed at missing out on $13M in guaranteed money…

by Scootie on Feb 22, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

College Basketball

The new rankings have been released. Kansas is still atop both polls. Both polls also agree on teams ranked second to seventh, which are Kentucky, Purdue, Syracuse, Duke and Kansas State in that order.

Also, Joe Lunardi updated his brackets today. California is a 10 seed and in the southern region.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

Warning: Extreme Irony Ahead

Iran warns airlines over not calling Gulf Persian

Iranians are traditionally sensitive over the historic name of the waterway between Iran and seven Arab nations.

Last month the Saudi-based Islamic Solidarity Sports Federation said it canceled the Islamic Solidarity Games in April because its Iranian host planned to use Persian Gulf on banners and medals.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

carp’s (rare) date update:

- Thanks to Twist, I looked good. SF good.
- Thanks to all recommending Colibri
- Harvey was pretty funny on stage, but his singing is heinous.

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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

Yes but what happened at the conclusion of the evening? PS? or CY?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A true gentleman never shares.

CY

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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A true gentleman never shares.

Yeah, but he’s asking you.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

husband code for “No, and I actually ended up bicep-deep in a diaper changing fest that lasted until 2am, thanks for asking, fucker.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry dude. *man hug in which our midsections stay minimum three feet apart, two hard pats on the back, release *

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

More importantly, where did you eat?!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

not at homeboy’s pizza, or whatever your recommendation was.

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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you dine at the fish taco stand later?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What’d you have at Colibri?

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

we weren’t all that hungry, so we shared the sopa y ensalada.

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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You must have been so torn.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone talk about the Bob Gregory/Zennie Abraham post today? Something about Gregory wanting to “work smart” and how he said to much. I don’t link it, because I think Zennie’s an idiot.

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by carp on Feb 22, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

because I think Zennie’s an idiot.

I think I agree with you

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with both of you.

The guy had a blog post about the one Cal game he went to and questioned why the staff didn’t call more quick passes/slant patterns. Apparently, he made it blindingly obvious that he doesn’t follow Cal football closely because anybody who does knows that quick passes/slant patterns were an adventure with Riley throwing the ball and our WRs running the route/catching the pass.

His post today was basically digging for something that simply is not there.

by Cali49a on Feb 22, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He also had a youtube vid up about some ‘scary turbulence’ he encountered. It didn’t seem all that bad….

by turkey on Feb 22, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Attention CGB denizens

A new threat to all that is good and holy in the world has emerged. Two of our greatest enemies have combined forces to end joy and happiness in our time. Something must be done

Read about the horror here

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

eww

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I think they are a real cute couple, what wrong with that?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Look I have nothing against two men who love each other. I do however draw the line at a Furdie and Texan getting together.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 22, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Leon Powe

The former California forward could be ready to make his debut with the Cleveland Cavaliers!

If he doesn’t have any setbacks on Monday during practice, team doctors are expected to clear him for action.

“They want me to get another practice in and see how I respond,” Powe said. “After that, they’ll leave it up to the coaches. I feel ready, I feel good.”

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, it's NBA news I care about!

Welcome back, Leon!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Allen Iverson

I have more NBA news that everybody wants to hear. After leaving the Philadelphia 76ers again for medical reasons pertaining to his daughter, Iverson’s future is in doubt with the team.

There’s a strong movement within the organization to permanently break ties with him, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.

Sources said Iverson went to team officials over the weekend and said he needed to leave the team again.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 22, 2010 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Still think AI would’ve been a championship NFL QB, if he’d decided that was his sport instead of hoops.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 22, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, the man is, what, 6’1", 170?

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Brees is 6’0", 209…I’m sure AI would’ve bulked up enough. Dude takes as much punishment as Favre has.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 22, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bulked up? When? Practice?

I love AI, but the difference between being a scoring point guard in the NBA (not much film needed) and an NFL QB (tons of prep and film study required) lead me to believe that he wouldn’t have been as successful at the NFL as he has been at the NBA.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The offseason?

Just because he ended up in a job that does not require film study does not mean he is incapable or unwilling to do film study.

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we talking about practice?

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Practice?! I mean we talking bout practice. Practice!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

We sittin’ in here, I’m supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talkin’ about practice

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

this made my day

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Feb 22, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

UCLA secondary coach steps down

LINK

Carnell Lake, UCLA cornerbacks coach, will not return next season for family reasons, a source inside the program said.

Former UCLA and NFL defensive back James Washington is believed to be among those who will be considered to replace Lake

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 22, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

Well, I’m sure they still have a tertiary coach to fall back on.

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 2:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha HA!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 23, 2010 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

aw come on Spazzy, you know you lqty’d.

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by BearStage on Feb 23, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 23, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

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