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DBD 2.15.10 & 2.16.10 Let The Romance Continue ... Even Longer

Many are off, so it is prolly not going to be a packed DBD, but I did want to get one up, because there is a lot of Cal news to discuss every Monday morning.  So, let the romance continue!  What did you do for your Valentine's Day?

Men's B-Ball beats WSU:

BERKELEY, Calif. (AP) -California took the court for the second half with an 11-point deficit and their hold on the Pac-10 lead slipping away. Jerome Randle gathered his teammates and delivered a strong message.

Randle scored 24 points and California scored the final 15 points of the game to beat Washington State 86-70 Saturday and remain in first place in the Pac-10.

"The message was this is our championship on the line," Randle said. "We came out a little sluggish. I just wanted everyone to know that if we come out the same as we did in the first half, we're going to lose this game. We have to come out with a little more energy. ... We obviously didn't want this one game to come back and haunt us. We just went out and put it all out there."

The Golden Bears (17-8, 9-4) swept a weekend series for just the second time this season to maintain their lead in the conference and move a step closer to their first Pac-10 title in 50 years.

After rolling past Washington 93-81 on Thursday night, Cal had a much more difficult time against the Cougars (15-10, 5-8), falling behind by double digits early before rallying.

Patrick Christopher had 19 points and played stellar defense on Klay Thompson in the second half. Jamal Boykin added 18 points and 11 rebounds, and Jorge Gutierrez scored 15 for the Bears.

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Women’s BBall beats UW in OT:

The California Golden Bears defeated the Washington Huskies, 75-68 in overtime in Seattle. Alexis Gray-Lawson scored 35 points to lead the Bears.

With both teams going with a full court press from the start, Cal won the early battle of ball control, taking a quick 6-0 lead. Alexis Gray-Lawson dominated the first half of the game, scoring 14 of Cal’s first 16 points, hitting five of her six field goal attempts. Gray-Lawson, at the front line of the pressure defense, picked up her third foul with 8:33 left in the half. As Gray-Lawson headed to the bench, Cal’s offense stalled. On the other end of the court, Washington took advantage of contact fouls, hitting 10 first-half freethrows to build a 30-25 halftime advantage.

In the second half, Cal trimmed the Husky lead to 40-39. After Washington turned the ball over, Cal took their first lead of the half on a three-pointer in the corner by freshman guard Layshia Clarendon, 42-49 with 11:28 remaining. After five lead changes and two ties, Cal was trailing by a point, 56-55, with 4:56 remaining in the game when Gray-Lawson sustained an injury to her right ankle and had to be helped off the court. After coming out of the game, testing the ankle, and getting it taped by the Cal training staff, Gray-Lawson came back out onto the court two minutes later with the score tied, 57-57.

DeNesha Stallworth put Cal up 59-57 with two minutes left on a putback after fighting for an offensive rebound. Gray-Lawson nailed a three-pointer with 54 seconds remaining to give Cal a 62-58 lead. After Washington answered on the other end with a three, Cal had a one-point lead, 62-61 with 31.4 on the clock. After senior guard hit two freethrows, Cal took a 64-61 advantage into the final 28.4 seconds of the game. Washington got a layup with 14 seconds remaining to pull within a point. A quick foul sent Vital back to the line where she put the Bears back up three, 66-63 with 10.2 remaining. With less than a second on the clock, Washington’s Kristi Kingma drained a three to send the game to overtime.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:08 AM PST reply actions  

Alexis Gray-Lawson

. . . put on yet another extraordinary performance. She scored 35 points, despite sitting out 11 minutes of the first half with foul trouble, and suffering a painful ankle sprain late in the second half. She came back to play in obvious pain and won the game for Cal in OT — even though after the game she could barely walk. Here is what Washington coach Tia Jackson had to say about her:

An All-American went to war, that’s what happened. I think we were all there, right? The kid was unreal. She was shooting on double teams, she was shooting against a 6’4" [defender] — it was ridiculous. So, I mean, it’s tough to stop.

http://www.swishappeal.com/2010/2/14/1310588/i-dont-know-what-went-wrong-an-all

Those of you who don’t follow Cal women’s basketball are missing out on something really special in Lexi.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 15, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could have seen that UDub game, sounds like it had all the highs, all the lows, and another gritty performance from Lexi.

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by BearStage on Feb 15, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Updated Pac-10 Women's Basketball Standings
Through the weekend just completed:

1. Stanfurd 13-0 (23-1 overall)
2. Ucla 9-3 (16-7)
3. Cal 8-5 (14-10)
T4. Oregon 7-5 (16-8)
T4. USC 7-5 (13-10)
6. Arizona State 7-6 (15-9)
7. Arizona 6-7 (12-11)
8. Washington 4-9 (9-14)
9. Oregon State 1-11 (9-14)
10. Washington State 1-12 (6-18)

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

3. Cal 8-5 (14-10)
T4. Oregon 7-5 (16-8)

If you’re in the area, everybody come out to see Cal play Oregon on Saturday! Big game!

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by norcalnick on Feb 16, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Make it a whole day of Cal fandom – drive up to Davis to support the rugby team in their match against UC Davis at 1pm, then come back for the women’s basketball game at 7pm!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the Furd’s women bball team on the flight to Seattle. They’re not attractive.

I just thought I’d share.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I just thought I’d share.

That was a mistake.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a mistake!

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That was what your mother told me last night!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Womens Tennis beat by Arizona:

MADISON, Wis. – The No. 2-ranked California women’s tennis team (6-1) was dealt a 4-3 loss by No. 3 Northwestern (7-0) in the semifinal of the 2010 ITA National Team Indoor Championship at the A.C. Nielsen Tennis Stadium on the campus of host University of Wisconsin. The Golden Bears failed to capitalize after earning their seventh doubles point in as many matches as the Wildcats secured a come-from-behind victory to break Cal’s six-match winning streak and edge the Bears in their bid for their first championship match appearance since 2000. Second-seeded Northwestern will face unseeded No. 11-ranked North Carolina in the title match on Monday, Feb. 15.

For the seventh consecutive match, the Bears won the doubles point as each of their top two teams earned their sixth straight wins. Cal’s top tandem of junior Mari Andersson and sophomore Jana Juricova set the Bears off with an 8-4 win over Elena Chernyakova and Lauren Lui. Moments later, junior Marina Cossou and senior Kasia Siwosz clinched the point for Cal with their 8-2 victory against Maria Mosolova and Brittany Wowchuk at court two. Northwestern took an 8-6 win on the third court after the point was clinched as Samantha Murray and Kate Turvy defeated Cal’s freshman tandem of Tayler Davis and Annie Goransson.

No. 2-ranked Juricova earned her seventh singles victory over a top-25 ranked opponent as she took a 6-3, 6-1 win over No. 12 Mosolova on the top court. Juricova’s win was her team-high 22nd, and put Cal in front, 2-0, in the match. One court over, the Wildcats got on the board as No. 10 Cossou suffered her second straight defeat for only the first time this season in a 6-3, 6-3 loss to No. 48-ranked Murray. Undeterred, the Bears responded to score a third point as No. 83 Andersson won her seventh consecutive singles match in a 6-3, 6-1 win against No. 85 Turvy at court three.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:09 AM PST reply actions  

Former Bear ties for 27 at AT+T:

PEBBLE BEACH – Former Cal men’s golfer Charlie Wi finished tied for 27th at the 2010 AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am. Wi shot a one-under par 71 during the final round of the 72-hole event Sunday at the Pebble Beach Golf Links. He shot a seven-under par 279 for the tournament.

Wi began four days of action with a four-under par 68 at Pebble Beach on Thursday before skying to a four-over par 74 in his second round at the Monterey Peninsula Country Club Shore Course on Friday. Wi rebounded by shooting a blistering six-under par third round of 66 (six birdies, 12 pars) on Saturday at the Spyglass Hill Golf Course to make the cut for Sunday.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

Miler sets new Cal record:

SEATTLE, Wash. – Senior Mark Matusak ran the first sub-4-minute indoor mile in Cal history and junior Michael Coe had an NCAA automatic qualifying time in the 3000 meters to lead the Golden Bears during Saturday’s competition at the Husky Classic.

Matusak completed the mile in 3:58.36, breaking the NCAA automatic qualifying standard and snapping the old school mark of 4:00.29 set by Coe at last year’s MPSF championships on the same Dempsey Indoor Stadium surface. Matusak finished third in the race behind Adrian Blincoe (New Balance), who finished in 3:57.05, and Oregon’s Mac Fleet, who was clocked in 3:57.70.

Matusak becomes the fifth Golden Bear to break four minutes in the mile indoors or outdoors, and his time was the second fasest for a Cal runner under any circumstances, passed only by Coe’s 3:56.18 outdoor mile last year. Other Bears to run a sub-4-minute mile outdoors are David Torrence (3:58.62, 2007), Don Bowden (3:58.7h, 1957) and Andy Clifford (3:59.59, 1979).

In the invitational 3000, Coe was sixth overall in 7:52.14, more than two seconds under the NCAA automatic time of 7:54.50, and about four seconds shy of his school record in the event established last year.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

Rugby beats Minnesota and again does not give up a single try!!!!

LAS VEGAS – California faced perennial Midwest playoff contender Minnesota Saturday at the Las Vegas Invitational and scored a dozen tries to defeat the Golden Gophers, 76-9. Winger Nicholas Maloney had a hat trick for the Golden Bears and Cal did not allow a try to Minnesota.

Minnesota was able to control their position on the field and create penalty opportunities after several successful kickoffs, and Gophers fullback Lucas Ericson connected on three attempts to account for all his team’s scoring.

When Cal’s backs got their motors going and the forwards successfully recycled possession, phases quickly became sequences and by game’s end, eight Bears had found the try zone.

“What jumps out is the speed that Cal has,” said Minnesota head coach Loren Lemke. “They’re such a disciplined, speed-oriented team, a great program that gives us a frame of reference for everything else we set out to do.”

While the Bears acknowledged after the match they incurred too many penalties and need to respond better to the referee’s requirements, they also said they succeeded at improving incrementally with each match and each lineup.

“As a team I think we’re coming together as a good reserve side,” said hooker Jake Wrobel. “There’s a lot of room for improvement but we achieved our objective to play hard.”

Added No. 8 Zack Klaas, “It was good to get the work in against a playoff-caliber team. We committed too many penalties and we’re a long way from championship caliber, but we’re taking steps in the right direction.”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:11 AM PST reply actions  

Sadly, we gave up 3 tries to San Diego State the day before.

:-(

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by BearStage on Feb 17, 2010 2:51 AM PST up reply actions  

But they didnt give any up to Minnoesta!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 17, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

True, but our attempt at a tryless season has sadly come to a close.

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by BearStage on Feb 17, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We can try, try again next year.

by atomsareenough on Feb 17, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Womens Golf gets 2nd at Invitational:



STANFORD, CALIF -

The No. 10 California Golden Bears women’s golf team finished second at the Peg Barnhard Invitational at the Stanford University Golf Course, being edged by the home team Stanford Cardinal by a single stroke. The Bears led by six strokes after the first round, but the Cardinal dropped 12 strokes off their first round score to come charging back and edge Cal for the team title.

Joanne Lee, who shot a 3 in the first round, went one-under in the final 18 holes to finish with a 144, tied for the low score with Stanford’s Sally Watson. Emily Childs finished tied for tenth after shooting a 73 (2) in the final round.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

Softball beats PSU:



BERKELEY – The California softball team ended its season-opening weekend with an 8-0 win in five innings against Portland State on Sunday afternoon in the closing day of the Kajikawa Tournament. The Golden Bears (4-1) scored four runs in the first inning against the Vikings (2-4) and then three in the fourth to run away with the mercy victory.

In the bottom of the first, Jamia Reid started things off with a bunt single and then stole second while Shannon Thomas was up to bat. Thomas singled to short and then advanced to second on the through while Reid put on the speeds to score. Thomas came around to home when Jolene Henderson reached on a fielding error. With Henderson on first, Lindsey Ziegenhirt homered for the fourth time this weekend for two RBI and to give the Bears a 4-0 lead at the end of one complete.

Cal tacked on another in the bottom of the third when Frani Echavarria singled through the right side to plate Ziegenhirt, who reached on a single to left-center field.

In the fourth, Cal put the first two batters on – Thomas (single to right) and Valerie Arioto (hit by pitch). After a PSU pitching change, Henderson had a sacrifice fly to move the runners, and Ziegenhirt flied out to center for a RBI, plating Thomas. With a Jace Williams double, Arioto scored to give the Bears a 7-0 lead. To close the inning on a high note, Elia Reid doubled to center to score Williams to five Cal its final run of the game.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:13 AM PST reply actions  

Mens gymnastics narrowly edged by Stanford:

LIVERMORE, Calif. – The California men’s gymnastics team lost the Gold Country Classic by a very slim margin to Stanford, 342.700-340.850. The meet, which was the fourth dual meet between the Golden Bears (0-4) and the Cardinal (4-0), took place Saturday night at the Robert Livermore Center.

The Bears earned team wins on still rings (57.050-56.000) and parallel bars (58.250-56.450). Kyle Bunthuwong took home the all-around title thanks to his 86.700, defeating Stanford’s Eddie Penev (84.200).

Getting right to work on that all-around win, Bunthuwong took second place on floor with a 14.850. In his first collegiate outing, Swiss national team star Dennis Mannhart was Cal’s second highest finisher, grabbing a 14.350.

On pommel horse, it was freshman Donothan Bailey who was the shining star for the Bears, earning a 13.600, which was good for third.

It was a complete team effort to capture the rings title for the Bears. Bunthuwong took second (14.900) while sophomore Glen Ishino was third (14.800). Also contributing high scores were Mannhart (13.800) and Steven Lacombe (13.550).

The Cardinal won vault by incredibly slim margins – 60.850-60.600. Bunthuwong was racking up the points with a 15.500 for second while freshman Christian Monteclaro notched a 15.350 for third.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:13 AM PST reply actions  

Stuff from YO
It’s the calm before the storm these days with football as we get through the time between Signing Day and spring practice. Believe it or not, spring practice is less than three weeks away (begins on March 6). About 10 days before the start of the spring, I’ll start doing day-by-day previews of what to expect and what to look for during spring practices.

He also says there will be a live chat with Sandy Barbour on Thursday.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 15, 2010 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

I’d really want to ask her about what happened with Rugby, and if Jack Clark truly got blindsided by this whole thing. I’d love to know her take.

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by BearStage on Feb 15, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

What happened?

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 15, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This was discussed on a DBD last week

Daily Cal Article

"(The salesman) called me up one day and told me that artificial turf would be going into Witter Rugby Field and that he wanted to schedule a meeting to present his product," says coach Jack Clark. "I got off of the phone as quickly as possible and I called down to the athletic department. I found out some time later that it was all true."

The Memorial Stadium retrofit, which will seismically improve Cal’s football stadium, is changing the athletic program for the next three years.

And rugby, one of the school’s most self-sufficient athletic program, will suffer the most.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Dub tee mutha uckin eff?!?!?!!!!

Momentumturf sucks balls.

There, I said it.

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 16, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN.com draft analyst Todd McShay projects Jahvid Best going No. 28 to the San Diego Chargers in his latest mock draft.

The Chargers must have a fetish for speedsters. They should bring Lorenzo Neal out of retirement to block for JB.

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by BearStage on Feb 15, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

V-Day

I went to work! Then I came went grocery shopping, came home and cooked dinner. Hopped online, watched some TV…it was pretty special !

Now I’m off to work again! THE PARTY NEVER STOPS!!

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by BearStage on Feb 15, 2010 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

Then I came went grocery shopping…

???

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 15, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Im going to pay by check.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

V-Day

I moved in with my girlfriend, then we made cupcakes. Chocolate with buttercream vanilla frosting.

by chowder on Feb 15, 2010 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

barflikefuck.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

My daughter made red velvet cupcakes yesterday, man are they tasty.

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by Cugel on Feb 15, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

My gf and I also made red velvet cupcakes yesterday, and they are delicious.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re dating Cugel’s daughter?!

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m not :)

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

pics or else you’re dating Cugel’s daughter.

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by carp on Feb 16, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Cugel should provide the pics :)

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No Way

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Cugel is annoyed

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by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What is ASU’s sked the rest of the way out?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

ASU is:

@ Arizona
@Stanfurd
@Cal
vs. USC
vs. UCLA

3-2 would probably be the expected record out of that run

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by norcalnick on Feb 15, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Would be really nice if the Wildcats could knock off ASU for us at home. USC has remaining games at the Washington schools and at the Arizona schools, so I’m sure they’re going to lose at least a couple more.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 15, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

The Arizona/ASU game is on Sunday. So by the time ASU takes the court for its next game, Cal will have completed its weekend’s games at the Oregon schools.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 15, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

FWIW, ASU went 1-4 against these teams during the first half of the Pac-10 sked:

Lost at home to Arizona 77-58
Beat Stanfurd at home 88-70
Lost to Cal at home 78-70
Lost to USC on road 47-37 (That’s right: Forty-seven to thirty-seven)
Lost to Ucla on road 72-70

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 15, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Rugby Aficianado's

The six nation’s cup is currently underway. European tournament involving: England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, France and Italy.

It can be watched here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/categories/sport
Note the game doesn’t actually start until about 30 minutes into the coverage.

by chowder on Feb 15, 2010 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

Alas, not if you’re in the US you can’t. BBC America decided to show some Six Nations games live, but none involving Scotland. I thought that was a mercy for those of us of a sensitive disposition… and judging by their last moment loss to Wales, I was right.

by DC Trojan on Feb 15, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanfurd to get High-Security census data center

… will act as satellite center to UC Berkeley’s data center, in operation these past 10 years. LINK – SF Gate

Economists, geographers, sociologists, demographers and public health researchers all are potential users of the data centers, said Henry Brady, dean of the Goldman School of Public Policy at UC Berkeley and principal investigator for the California Census Research Data Centers, which include the sites at UCLA, Berkeley and, now, Stanford.
While the new research center at Stanford is little more than three small rooms with computer terminals, the area is built to Internal Revenue Service specifications, second only to CIA standards for data security, Snipp said.

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by AndBears on Feb 15, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

rec’d!

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by BearStage on Feb 15, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Latest NBA Trade Rumors

Cleveland Cavaliers:

If the Cavaliers aren’t able to work out a deal with the Suns for Amare Stoudemire, they’ll focus their attention on Indiana’s Troy Murphy.

Miami Heat:

According to sources from the Washington Post, the Heat — other than the Cavaliers, of course — have expressed interest in Antawn Jamison.

Minnesota Timberwolves:

The Bulls are preparing to trade forward Tyrus Thomas prior to Thursday’s deadline and the Timberwolves could be a sleeper to land the former LSU star.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 15, 2010 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

its the NBA. No one cares

So 7 dimensional

by Fire Starkey on Feb 15, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

What ever happened to Leon Powe?

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 15, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Coming back from injury soon for the Cavs, hopefully

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by norcalnick on Feb 15, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s expected to return.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

ESPN’s bracketology has Cal as an 8 seed in Milwaukee against UTEP, with Kentucky the likely 2nd round matchup. I’d really like the Bears to go on a run to end the season so they wind up with a 6 seed and a much more winnable 2nd round game.

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by norcalnick on Feb 15, 2010 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

Not to mention, a 5 seed and playing in San Jose would be nice also!

by sec119 on Feb 15, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That…is unlikely. I think even running the table at this point wouldn’t be enough to give Cal anything better than a 6-seed. There just aren’t any great wins on the résumé. Winning the conference by a couple games, and sweeping ASU would help, but really, this conference stinks.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 15, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What if Cal played the Stanfurd women in the last game of the season, instead of the Stanfurd men? From what I can see, the Stanfurd women are a lot tougher!

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by CalBear81 on Feb 15, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

Did you see the poll about the Connecticut basketball programs? According to those asked, over 30 percent said the women would beat the men in a game.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 15, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

sad

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 15, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad? No. I don’t think for a minute that the UConn women could beat the UConn men, but I think that poll is a recognition of just how great the UConn women’s team is.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 15, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The sad part would be the people that voted in the poll thinking they were insulting the UConn men with the female comparison. Sigh.

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by norcalnick on Feb 15, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he meant it was sad “only” 30 percent voted yes!

by sec119 on Feb 15, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe hes sad due to personal mattes in his life and informing us randomly with his standard twitterosity.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Those 30 percent are fools. Even the lowest Division III men’s schools could beat the best Division I women’s programs, and quite handily.

Let’s stop these men-women comparisons and just accept that they’re great on their own terms.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 15, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt they are all fools, Avinash. People don’t always answer polls seriously, you know. Especially polls that are obviously frivolous.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 15, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And before you decide I’m a fool, too, I was joking about Cal playing the Stanfurd women instead of the Stanfurd men.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 15, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no, bring on the Furd women! Easiest road victory in Maples ever!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 15, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

But I doubt it would help our seeding.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 15, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

TOO LATE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 15, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s so funny I forgot to laugh.

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by CalBear81 on Feb 15, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop being sexist

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 15, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they most certainly could beat 5 royruleses.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 15, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop being a hatter

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 15, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If we are throwing discussions out, can we toss out the ‘best college team can beat the worst professional team’ discussion at the same time.

by chowder on Feb 16, 2010 1:01 AM PST up reply actions  

?

No one in their right mind actually believes that. The St Louis Rams would have crushed Alabama or Texas.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Last year’s Detroit Lions would’ve killed the 04 USC Trojans too

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, that should read “wouldn’t have crushed”

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

…So you’re saying that chowder is either being disingenuous or is not in his right mind?

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they’d have a good chance.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just to clarify, the Rams would utterly destroy either team.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Reginald...

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, say, Alabama has ten players on its team that are NFL-ready?

Because the Rams have all their players that are NFL-ready.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

but, they’re the worst! and alabama is the best! it’s the same thing as grape koolaid winning a fight with plan 9 from outer space, because grape is the best flavor and plan 9 is the worst movie

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

....

Wait, what? I can’t tell what side you’re on!

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You might say we’re all astronauts on spaceship earth.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Feb 16, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

when?! when could we say that?!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Anytime… dinner… literally, anytime

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by oskisunbear on Feb 16, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Rams would obviously crush either team, especially is playing by NFL rules. I was tryinh to be sarcastic about them not having a chance, but it didn’t come across lol.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Even the lowest Division III men’s schools could beat the best Division I women’s programs, and quite handily.

hahahahaha NO. You’re being ridiculous. Yes, men are built stronger/faster blah blah blah. But Division 1 women play in Division 1 for a reason. They have the determination and the skill to to flat-out play, and the best among them certainly has what it takes to lay the stinky beatdown on an D-III men’s team. Your statement does them a disservice. Superior physical gifts will take you only so far – only talent combined with blood, sweaet and tears will take you to the top.

Now, I was originally going to simply leave it there… but then I stumbled across a nugget of joy called the Caltech Beavers.

The Caltech Beavers are, quite literally, the worst team in Division III men’s basketball. So far this year, they are 0-22. That alone should be bad enough, until you realize their full and rich history of futility. Over the last 8 seasons, they have 5 wins.

Not 5 wins per season – five wins.

Total.

In eight seasons.

‘02-’03: 1-23
‘03-’04: 0-24
‘04-’05: 1-24
‘05-’06: 0-25
‘06-’07: 1-24
‘07-’08: 1-24
‘08-’09: 1-24
‘09-’10: 0-22 (3 games left to play)

Jason Zasky, of Failure magazine, states it better than I ever could:

The last time the California Institute of Technology’s men’s basketball team won a conference game, Michael Jordan was in the midst of his rookie year with the Chicago Bulls and basketball players were still wearing short shorts.

On January 24, 1985, Caltech eked out a one-point win over the University of La Verne, giving the Division III Beavers an exceedingly rare Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (SCIAC) victory.

Including its SCIAC triumphs in 1980 and 1971, Caltech has won just three league games in the past 37 years, a string of futility that, if nothing else, is testament to the players’ perseverance.

I’m not trying to bag on Cal Tech but… no, they couldn’t beat UConn. Not even on their best day.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 2:33 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I should've said competitive D-3 school instead of lowest

Since you picked a college basketball team that could (no, definitely would) probably lose to Mater Dei. Hell, they’d probably lose to most organized high school teams.

So yes, they would probably beat a group of men who probably have never played organized basketball before in their life.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 16, 2010 2:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I picked? You were hoisted with your own petard, man, don’t blame me for your poor choice of words.

My point still stands, regardless of “competitive” or “worst” D-III team. Did you ever see Candace Wiggins play? She was a one-woman wrecking crew. Maya Moore? Forget about it. I’d take them over D-III players, and UConn would beat a D-III men’s team.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:11 AM PST up reply actions  

a good D III men’s team? Doubtful. They’d have to bring their A-game, and the men would have to bring their D-game.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 16, 2010 3:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Out of your entire argument, only this line makes sense:

Even our Cal Women use our Cal Walk-on mens rejects for practice.

If you can expand on this, you can win this argument!

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

boy, aren’t you a nice guy. I can’t imagine why no one would want to spent more than 5 minutes in your presence.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Well they (Cal women) would crush me, I suck at basketball, and will freely admit this fact.

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was a student, a few of us KALX radio sports staffers (all guys) played a pick up game against the Cal women’s team. They kicked our ass. Granted, only 2 or 3 of us (and I wasn’t one of them) played high school basketball.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a fun game to watch/mock.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

We played in Harmon Gym either before or after one of their practices. We were watched and mocked.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Too many negatives. Didn’t understand the insult.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

perhaps if I put it as an equation in the WSJ – u = δiΚ

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

especially not on Friday! No way, not now.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t say things you can’t take back!

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

When you say put the CGB writers up against Jane Appell and Alexis Grey-Lawson and Co., you mean let me sit on the side line and laugh, right?

Because I’m too pretty to get hurt.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say let your fellow CGB writers decide if you’re too pretty.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m too pretty to let them decide!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You can be the coach

The rest of us will play them in a 7-on-5 match…and still get destroyed.

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by Berkelium97 on Feb 16, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m too pretty to have to think!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I already have the short shorts.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts.

Please, it’s the least you can do for everyone else.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Now

That’s old school

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I roll… in a little rascal scooter.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope not, ‘cause i remember those commercials… and i’m not old!

…right?

Where’s my prune juice??

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I would watch that game! Hell, I’d play in that game just so I could say I played against Lexi! Well, by “played” I mean “crushed into oblivion”. But still!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate it when people get hoisted on their own petard. Its always so awk.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I got a petard you can hoist RIGHT HERE!

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Caltech is one thing, but I think avanish is right. A friend of mine went to duke and he’s was a decent high school player – 2 year starter, but not all league high school or even Pac 10 walk on. He played on the duke womens practice squad (like against all everything Alana beard) and they were a group of decent but not good mens players. He said they beat the womens teams about 80-90 percent of the time in practice.

by LeonPowe on Feb 16, 2010 7:49 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I think you’ve forgotten what Avanish actually said:

Even the lowest Division III men’s schools could beat the best Division I women’s programs, and quite handily.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 16, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure if you want to take it literally. But the basic gist of his comment is elite Division I women’s wouldn’t beat most Division III men’s teams. My friend probably wouldn’t make most Division III men’s teams – but he was able to play on a team which beat Alana Beard’s Final Four team with quite a bit of regularity.

by LeonPowe on Feb 16, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, if you want to take it figuratively.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 16, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You should say back “I mean this in the most figurative way possible, but fuck you.”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you people have to tell me who this Avanish dude is. He says things without editing them!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 16, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but he also writes articles that get linked on the Cal Bears’ official website, so he’s way cooler than you.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d better check the site again. I’m pretty sure it’s me now.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 16, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I emailed and asked them to change it back. And then to specify “Not Avinash”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re the worst boss ever. Do I get a severance package?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 16, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pssss, if I were you I’d stay on, I hear the storm clouds are gathering for an impending revolution. Keep it on the hush hush, but NorCalNick is quite the agitator.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Every penny Twist pays me goes straight into the “weapons to overthrow CGB” fund.

…I’ve got a long way to go

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by norcalnick on Feb 16, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll take a shiny nickel to distract Twist, so you have about five pennies to go.

by sec119 on Feb 16, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a decent div III program, and a lot of street ballers, could probably beat most womens teams, but the lowest div III teams? Maybe not. I mean the men will have such a height/speed advantage already. Yeah the women are great shooters but the ball won’t get anywhere near the hoop if it keeps getting blocked.

In short,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIVDzQmhOL0

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Spazzy

You are a bad, bad man. (that was funny) But I worry about the snux snux

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a good cahnce it’s be more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maj6CVT5EiE&NR=1

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

F*** Geno.

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by BearStage on Feb 15, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The last time we were a 6 seed

I believe that was 2002. We were sent to PIttsburgh. We beat Ivy Champ Penn in the 1st round, which gave us a second round matchup with third seeded…PITTSBURGH!

But it wasn’t really a home court advantage for Pitt. The game was in Mellon Arena. Far away from Pitt’s campus. Like 3 miles away.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 15, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal is 21 in the CBS RPI and 16 in Pomeroy. It is a distinct possibility Cal gets a 5 or 6 seed if they win the conference.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Feb 15, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting Happenings at NC State

Their fan blogs are full of “coach sucks” and “coach needs to be fired” comments these days. As a result, one of their basketball recruits posted this to their fan blog: http://www.wralsportsfan.com/ncsu/story/7038819/

Good reminder that they are kids, they want to win even more than we do, and they are affected by what goes on on the fan blogs.

by Scootie on Feb 15, 2010 2:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

After reading that I am sure he wrote it himself: gotta support the impulse that lead him to write it.

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

not enough bromance

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_P1OhKUw6I

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Proposed College Football Rules Changes

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/ncaa/02/12/rule.changes.ap/index.html

Taunting and preventing concussions are the primary focus.

If passed, players who draw flags for taunting gestures on their way to a touchdown would have the penalty assessed from the spot of the foul, taking away the score. Penalties that occur in the end zone would continue to be assessed on the extra-point attempt, 2-point conversion try or ensuing kickoff.
If approved, injured players — including those with concussion symptoms — would have to be cleared by a doctor before returning to competition.

The action comes a month after the playing rules panel instructed the rules committee to review policies about stopping play for injuries and consider new rules to help prevent head injuries.

The other rule changes:
1) TV monitors are allowed in the coaches box
2) No writing messages on eye black
3) Pants don’t have to cover the knee
4) No more ‘wedge’ on kickoffs and punts

I would like to propose:
1) No more icing the kicker with multiple timeouts.
2) Mandating all schools use no more than 3 uniforms: home, away, and I’m fine with a special home jersey for specific occasions like homecoming or bowl games

by chowder on Feb 16, 2010 6:25 AM PST reply actions  

1) No more icing the kicker with multiple timeouts.

I’m pretty sure that’s already a rule.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying ot do the research, but I’m pretty sure you cannot ice the kicker multiple (key word here) times. I don’t even think you can call back-to-back timeouts in general.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I highly doubt that’s a rule. As long as you have remaining TOs you can do whatever you want

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

from Wikipedia – referring to NFL rules:

A team with multiple timeouts is currently prohibited, however, from trying to ice a kicker more than once on the same kick; attempting to do so results in an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, giving the kicking team 15 yards and an automatic first down.

I’m not sure of NCAA – I agree with Royrules – I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it happen.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking of the Auburn-Florida game in either 2006 or 2007 where Florida tried to ice Auburn’s kicker twice at the Swamp and failed.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

excellent example – kudos!

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

My favorite part of that was the Auburn radio broadcaster’s call of the field goal being made. “IT IS GOOD. See you later, Alligator. Auburn wins!” Great turn of phrase in the moment, without sounding contrived.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that was only one icing attempt and two field goals that were both successful.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m almost positive it’s legal in the NCAA. (I knew the rule was different in the NFL and NCAA, but I couldn’t remember where it was legal and where it was illegal.)

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 16, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

there we go, definitive answer.

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to propose (and can someone PLEASE tell me why this isn’t already a rule?!?!):

1. Player must be down BY CONTACT.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Turf Monster doesn’t count as contact?

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

no, and neither does Blade O’grass

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Why should it be? If you fall, you’re down. Simple.

by GBB4188 on Feb 16, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

What if you can’t get up?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Then it’s a Death Panel for you.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

…you must not have watched the ’06 Az game.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

3) Pants don’t have to cover the knee

So it can just be totally obvious that players don’t wear knee protection? I know some didn’t to increase speed… but i feel like this encourages more players not to.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i read that and though….return to short shorts!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like 2)…4) sounds odd…

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

The NFL instituted the “no wedge of kickoffs” rule for the 2009 season, IIRC.

Perhaps the lack of a wedge enabled this to happen.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Did Zack get fined for that? ‘Cause it doesn’t get much more helmet-to-helmet than that.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he was fined for that despite no flag on the play.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh heyyyy

I missed this place.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

your diary—>that way

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

What a downgrade from the Twitter jokes.

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I missed you too!!!

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it. Why would you miss me if you just made fun of me?

/rr

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by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

HydroTech extended my DBD to today. I cant put in the official stories right now, tho, can somebody else handle it real quick. CalBears.com look for ones dated 2.15.10

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

BTW, other than that PoW honors article below, I couldn’t find nuthin’ new on calbears.com

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, thanks anyway!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

From the Pac-10 media release:

For the season, Randle ranks among the Pac-10 leaders in many statistical categories including fourth in scoring (19.8 ppg), third in assists (4.56 apg), first in free throw percentage (92 percent), sixth in three-point field goal percentage (41 percent) and second in three-point field goal made (72).


This is the third weekly honor for Randle and California’s 43rd all-time Player of the Week.

Also Nominated: Derrick Williams, ARIZ; Jeremy Green; STAN; Dwight Lewis, USC; Isaiah Thomas, WASH

2009-10 PAC-10 PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
Nov. 16 – Quincy Pondexter, WASH
Nov. 23 – Klay Thompson, WSU
Nov. 30 – Klay Thompson, WSU
Dec. 7 – Quincy Pondexter, WASH
Dec. 14 – Patrick Christopher, CAL
Dec. 21 – Alex Stepheson, USC
Dec. 28 – Mike Gerrity, USC
Jan. 4 – Michael Dunigan, ORE
Jan. 11 – Ty Abbott, ASU
Jan. 18 – Quincy Pondexter, WASH
Jan. 25 – Landry Fields, STAN
Feb. 1 – Nic Wise, ARIZ
Feb. 8 – Quincy Pondexter, WASH
Feb. 15 – Jerome Randle, CAL

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

NCAA Tournament: Mock Selection Committee Meeting Held by College Basketball Writers

We missed the field of 65 in this exercise.

The committee does not take into consideration how many qualifiers a conference has.
The committee does not take into consideration how many qualifiers a conference has.
In our mock bracket, the Atlantic 10 had five at-large teams. The Pacific-10 had none. Does that mean we believed the Atlantic 10 is a vastly superior conference? Probably not, but it’s not a question that came up. Each team is judged on its merits, period. We deemed that the five A-10 teams — Rhode Island, Dayton, Richmond, Xavier and Charlotte — were each better than California, the top Pac-10 at-large candidate. (Arizona and Temple were declared conference tournament champions.) The fact that the A-10 had five at-large teams and the Pac-10 none was not discussed until the field was completed.

Poll rankings don’t matter.
Not once did they come up. They’re not included on the statistical sheets that break down each school. They are included in supplemental information, whose importance is negligible.

RPI matters, but it’s not as crucial as it might seem.
California is the perfect illustration of this. Cal had an impressive RPI of 25, which normally signifies a strong at-large candidate. But a major component of RPI is strength of schedule, and Cal had the top-ranked out-of-conference schedule. The problem was that it hadn’t beaten any of the good teams it had played. The Golden Bears were 0-4 against top-50 RPI teams and had a dearth of signature wins.

The more we weighed Cal’s resume against the other seven teams’ in successive mini-ballots, the less we liked it.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

Dear Mock Selection Committee: suck it.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Has anybody else noticed how much grief Monty gives the officials if he does like the way the game is being called? Also he seems to actually have an effect on the way they call the rest of the game. I can never remember Ben Braun being good at this type of thing.

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't Like

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Monty has been awesome at that for as long as I can remember. So glad he’s doing it for us now.

I particularly loved his reactions last Saturday to two plays during the second half of the WSU game: (1) the call of a travel on P-Chris on a fast break drive to the basket and (2) a call of a block on Jorge. The expression on his face each time was priceless.
(I happened to think Monty was wrong on the P-Chris call but totes right on the Jorge call.)

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as he doesn’t get a T

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was really close to getting T’d up after the Jorge call. Ironically, it was Ken Bone who picked up a crucial T later on.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I hated this when Monty was at Stanfurd – now I find it humorous and impassioned. I accept the double standard as key to being a fan.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d. :)

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

but flagged for capitalizing “s” in stanfurd

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for truth, but flagged for being from Ohio.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I just live in Ohio. I am not from Ohio. Why do you hat me so much to insult me like that?

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, we need to take a time out. Some things were said that we just can’t take back. I take as much blame for this as you do.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged for misspelling!!!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He was going BALLISTIC on Saturday in the first half. Its one of the few ways that the coach can directly affect matters on the court.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

also, he can make substitutions…and call offensive plays…and call defensive sets…and call in-bounds plays…and teach his players these plays during practice…and teach his players fundamentals during practice…and recruit certain players to play on his team…

so yes, yelling at the refs is one of the very few ways a coach can directly affect matters on the court!

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by CBKWit on Feb 16, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

But he cant shoot the ball or try to make a block or do a foul or anything like that. He can do his best to put players in a position to make the correct plays, but beyond that hes fairly powerless. He can call all the right plays, but it doesnt mean its going to work out as called.

Yelling at refs (ostensibly to change the calls) is something he can do

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

no, I agree

and I was going to write about this point in my award winning occasionally weekly column CBKWitness but since you have decided to discontinue this column due to the vagaries of the production parameters of this fragmenting of the audience to the cable television, carnivals, water parks…I will just agree with you here.

yelling at the refs to affect future calls is something coaches can do, and Monty does it often, and well. He certainly got in their ear for most of the first half of the wsu game, and lo and behold, the borderline calls started going our way in the second half. I just took exception to word “few”: there are a lot of ways the coach can affect the action on the court, and hounding the refs is certainly one of them

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by CBKWit on Feb 16, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I did include the word “directly.” He has a LOT of indirect control. But direct control is limited.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa whoa wait. you have a column!??! you’re alive!?

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to note that the committee does take key injuries into account, should the injured players subsequently return by the end of the season (i.e., the end of the season team is the one that’s being evaluated). Injuries can plausibly be argued to have cost us games vs. UCLA and @ New Mexico, and possibly vs. Ohio State as well. We weren’t at full strength for beatdowns @ Washington and vs. Syracuse, either. We were down a man or two @ Arizona and @ USC as well, right?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 16, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ve been down a Harper Kamp all season.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s true, though since he’s not coming back this season, the committee won’t consider it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 16, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

More to the point of your last post, I think the committee has taken key injuries into account in the past. But the only situation I can remember off the top of my head was when the committee downgraded Cincinnati from a presumed #1 seed because Kenyon Martin was injured in the conference tournament and was projected to miss the tournament. I don’t recall a situation where a team got in as an at-large due to considerations of an injured key player rejoining the team at some point in the season. I’m not saying that hasn’t happened; I just don’t remember it.

Even if that were a consideration, something tells me the committee wouldn’t weigh it very much, or at least not to the extent of saying key injuries “cost” us all those games. Frankly, the only “key” injury I could see taking into account is Theo missing 3 full games (all losses) against Top 50 RPI opponents (Syracuse, Ohio State, and @ New Mexico).

Does the committee consider (and I usually hate this phrase) the “quality loss”? We might have a better at-large chance if it does. People might scoff at our 0-4 record against Top 50 RPI teams, but all but one of those losses (Syracuse) was competitive. We lost a 6 point game on a neutral floor to Ohio State without Theo; we blew a late lead and lost a close game at New Mexico, again without Theo; and we hung with Kansas until the last 8 minutes of the game. Kansas was up by only 5 on us at the under-8 minute time out on the 2nd half before running away from us and winning by 15.

All that said, we need a couple more wins to have a legit at-large chance anyway. If we win the Pac-10 regular season title, that should be a lock. But I’d rather remove all doubt and win the automatic bid. How ’bout it, Bears?!?!?

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d agree with this. At most, taking Theo’s injury into account might move us up a seed line.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 16, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

We deemed that the five A-10 teams — Rhode Island, Dayton, Richmond, Xavier and Charlotte — were each better than California

I’m sure Missing Barry will be happy to know that.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

traitor!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

MB? Yeah, well, what do you expect.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Or will Missing Barry be so torn?

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt he will be very torn.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

No he hates Cal

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Well in that case, I hate Barry Larkin then.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Barry Obama!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

All of this was done before Cal swept the Washington schools this weekend, for what it’s worth.

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by norcalnick on Feb 16, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Faraudo’s Pac-10 Reflections

– Cal is almost certain to be favored in its final five regular-season games. How many of them will the Bears win? We’re guessing four.

– If Jerome Randle hadn’t deservedly won Pac-10 Player of the Week today, a legitimate choice would have been teammate Jamal Boykin, who totaled 38 points, 22 rebounds and shot 13-for-18 in the two victories. The best weekend of his Cal career.

– Why coaches go gray: Ken Bone’s Washington State Cougars led by 18 points in the second half at Stanford and 11 at halftime at Cal . . . and lost both games. Ouch.

– The number of seasons since 1946-47 that UCLA (11-13) has been two games below .500 on Feb. 15: One . . . until now.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:15 AM PST reply actions  

I actually would have preferred that Boykin rec’d the honor; he certainly played a great game, and was key in getting us the lead. Nothing against Randle, and against Washington he was sick.

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

More from Faraudo
Brackets, Computers, and Polls. Oh my!

COMPUTER RATINGS: Cal is No. 24 in today’s CollegeRPI.com computer ratings. The rest of the Pac-10: 52. Washington; 64. ASU; 84. USC; 86. Arizona; 119. WSU; 134. UCLA; 158. Oregon; 164. Stanford; 185. OSU. Saint Mary’s is No. 44.

The Bears also are No. 24 in the official NCAA version of the RPI.

Cal is No. 31 in the latest Sagarin computer ratings.

TOP-25 POLLS: Still no Pac-10 team in either of AP writers top-25 or the ESPN/USA Today coaches poll, although Cal did garner six votes from the coaches. Here are both polls.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:18 AM PST reply actions  

Pac-10 weekly media release (men's basketball)

This Week In The One-Bid League Pac-10 Men’s Basketball

UPCOMING SCHEDULE
Thursday, February 18
California at Oregon State, 7:30 p.m. (FSN)
Stanford at Oregon, 7 p.m.
UCLA at Washington State, 5:30 p.m. (FSN)
USC at Washington, 7:30 p.m. (FSNW/PT)

Saturday, February 20
California at Oregon, 3 p.m. (OSN)
Stanford at Oregon State, 12 p.m. (FSN)
UCLA at Washington, 6 p.m. (ESPN)
USC at Washington State, 2 p.m.

Sunday, February 21
Arizona State at Arizona, 3:30 p.m. (FSN)
CALIFORNIA

• SR G Jerome Randle sits third on the school’s career scoring list with 1,680 points. He needs nine points to move into second, passing Lamond Murray (1,688; 1992-94). Sean Lampley holds the school record iwth 1,776 points (1998-01).

• Randle needs 12 assists to reach 500 for his career. He currently ranks fourth on Cal’s all-time list and needs seven to pass Jason Kidd (494; 1993-94) for third.

• California is 11-0 when it shoots 50 percent or better from the field.

• SO G Jorge Gutierrez picked up a pair career-high’s with 15 points and six assists, and added four steals in the win vs. WSU.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 8:34 AM PST reply actions  

killer whales are astounding.

one of my favorite news footage clips… off the faralones, a momma orca and a baby are doing their thing….a moderate sized great white has a go at the baby orca…..the momma orca kills the great white, then tears it up and feeds it to her baby.

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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

this is far less depressing:

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The killer whale got vaporized by the penguins’ death ray? How is that less depressing?

by sec119 on Feb 16, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Turkey had 50 bucks on the penguin

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

but way less entertaining.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

but this one is awesome:

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Caption

“I only only have one offer, it’s as a TE at the ’furd… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”

So 7 dimensional

by Fire Starkey on Feb 16, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Brennan Scarlett, TE (Portland, OR)
It’s a shaping up to be a pretty good year for talent in Oregon next year and Central Catholic (Portland, Ore.) two-way standout Brennan Scarlett is a big reason why.

Scarlett is a national prospect with eight offers currently on the table. The athlete is getting looks at both defensive end and tight end. It will be interesting to see if Scarlett stays home or leaves the state to play his college ball.

“Recruiting is going good right now,” Scarlett said. "Oregon State was my first verbal offer. They offered at their summer camp following my sophomore year and then put it in writing September 1st of last year. My written offers are from Oregon, Washington, Cal, Notre Dame, Nebraska, Stanford and BYU in addition to OSU.

($)Greg Biggins, ESPN

by solarise on Feb 16, 2010 9:13 AM PST reply actions  

Tight End? Furd lock…. :)

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Scarlett also plays DE :)

by solarise on Feb 16, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Lupoi lock… :)

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by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a ‘finishing move’ he used on mrs. carp!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Zhang!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag'd

she required no ‘finishing move’

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

not even a counterclockwise swirl?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t stop short?

by sec119 on Feb 16, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S MY MOVE!

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what she told YOU anyway…

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Savon Huggins, RB (Jersey City, NJ)
Running back Savon Huggins of Jersey City, N.J., has several offers, including Clemson and USC. Some other offers are North Carolina, Miami, Rutgers, Northwestern, Alabama, Florida, Pitt, West Virginia, Virginia, Cal, Stanford, Duke, Connecticut and Boston College. He is also hearing from Notre Dame, Penn State, and Central Florida, and is expecting offers from each. His sole junior day visit has been to Rutgers, and he has taken unofficial visits to Wake Forest, Miami, and Penn State. Huggins plans to take more unofficials to USC, Clemson, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, South Florida, Duke, and Cal.

YTube | Rivals Interview

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by solarise on Feb 16, 2010 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, we really are national now.

by sec119 on Feb 16, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

And if we can get OLineman Raj Patel from Pradesh A+M, we’re international!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Which Pradesh? Uttar, Madhya, Andhra, Arunachal, or Himachal?

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Pradesh Pradesh.

PS You are coming in late on this one, but thats fine we can bring you up to speed quickly.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember seeing you ref Pradesh A+M before, but I didn’t bother digging any deeper.

Having gone backed and looked at it now though, I gotta say Pradesh Pradesh is kinda disappointingly unclever, even for you Twist. Pradesh A+M is kinda charming though, I’ll give you that.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be hattin’ when you don’t have the infotruth.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

3. Despite all this, curling remains awesome.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nimwit

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

RR, surely you can do better than that!

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by CalBear81 on Feb 16, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad a long weekend hasn’t made you any less grumpy :)

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Except it wasn’t a long weekend for me. I had work yesterday :(

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad my long weekend hasn’t made you any less grumpy :)

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still trying to understand “nimwit”.

Is it nimrod + dimwit = nimwit?

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

OR,

is nimwit related to NIMBY?

Not In My…Winter…International…Tournament?

So are you saying you don’t want curling in the Winter Olympics?

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

since when do insults need to be defined? If I called you a ‘freaking porpoise hork’ would you still be offended?

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Not necessarily. For me personally, it would hinge entirely on the meaning, either intended or official, of “hork”.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It

Would depend on what you were wearing at the time

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point. Depending on what she was wearing, I might have to tell her to splarg my flergengargle.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Watch out, someone on the internetz could sue you for that type of language.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully one of the legion attorneys here at CGB LLC will have my back.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re all much to busy blogging to do any real legal work. You think Twist has any real clients?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought he did some eviction work for landlords…

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

work

Flagged

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I spend most of my day combing my hair.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

WELL, I NEVER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly!

I like making up derogatory terms asshat

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by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Just because it never occurred to India to take a cultural hobby – drinking and throwing rocks – and turn it into a recognized Olympic sport, there’s no need to bitter.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

most olympic winter sports look like

the ‘we got drunk and tried to see who could _ first, or fastest’

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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Mostly this, and I think perhaps some start from people falling over at the top of a hill.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

One of these days we’ll get Kabbadi into the Olympics, and then we’ll have the last laugh.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I looooooooooove Kabbadi (I think.. I’m always drunk when we play it). It’s so awesome/ totally fucking weird.

by since1997 on Feb 16, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see any reason why that couldn’t be done on ice skates. Or even using curling shoes.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Kabaddi somehow became an Asian game sport. I have no idea how this happened, but India always wins gold. We’ll see what happens at this year’s Asian Games in November.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The most awesome sport that should be in the Olympics but isn’t, is Sepak Takraw.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Links? Too lazy to google.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

…OMG.

That is insane, and easily the most awesome sport I never knew about. DUDE that was awesome.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged

The first 30 seconds of that was some naked dude washing himself, then holding a child

So 7 dimensional

by Fire Starkey on Feb 16, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That was funny, a clever bit.

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for Kabbadi!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Seven tiles will be a recognized sport one day!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 16, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

This. Curling ROCKS!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, nice!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m totally going to one of those clinics held at the Oakland Ice Center on occasion.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I need to do that.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t in any of my baby books – even so, I should have known. sigh

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you really read baby books?

I always thought they were silly but then again what do I know.

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by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a couple around for panicky ‘wtf am I doing’ moments. it helps to build confidence with research, that’s all. I’ll probably forget everything anyways. Plus the whole birth process hidden and is generally gross (so not talked about), so there was a lot of stuff I didn’t know.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a couple around for panicky ‘wtf am I doing’ moments.

Sounds like my wedding night!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I considered putting together an entire DBD based on the possibilities of Twist’s wedding night but decided against it. I figured Mrs. Twist would fly to Texas and kick me in the junk if I did.

So 7 dimensional

by Fire Starkey on Feb 16, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha as if. Mrs. Twist is a figment of Twist’s imagination

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by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Spock

Was very helpful to me & the missus.

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

appreciate the recommendation, thanks.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I can recommend “Everybody Poops.” I don’t want to spoil the end for you (big twist at the end there), but it was a real eye opener when I read it last year.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re having a girl. From everything I’ve heard, girls don’t poop.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 16, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

My sister once did this. but also got it basically everywhere, because she could walk… it was all over the house.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Feb 16, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

this is the lesson I’ve learned:: baby girl with diaper = drunk frat guy who can’t find toilet.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

yep.

and boys, the same.

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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a great story to tell to 1) new parents and 2) future boyfriends of baby-girl Fire Starkey.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for great parenting!

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

So, you have a girl and a boy?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, 13 y.o. girl, 6 y.o. boy

So 7 dimensional

by Fire Starkey on Feb 16, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, a teenager. Thats hardcore!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

They say that once they become a teenager, their attitude goes into the shitter…WRONG

Middle school is the great divider. Once my daughter started 6th grade, her attitude got horrible. Seriously, within a week of starting, the crappy attitude increased exponentially.

It makes sense I suppose. MS is when they start thinking of themselves as “adult” and “mature”. Blah.

So 7 dimensional

by Fire Starkey on Feb 16, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Middle school’s the worst. The bad kids haven’t quite yet been weeded out, but they’re still basically kids.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

True for my son, MS was rough on us. My daughter though has remained her calm self, well most of the time.

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by Cugel on Feb 16, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep having to remind myself that you’re talking about Middle School, and not Microsoft or Multiple Sclerosis.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 16, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank heavens neither of ours have done that… yet.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, we have to extinguish lit flames in the house if both daughters are having a poop-off in different bathrooms. Don’t believe the hype.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

i feel your pain....

until this year, eldest liked an audience also.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That I don’t have. But the 7 year old – and she would be mortified if she knew I was typing this – is prone to pulling a Costanza and removing articles of clothing to improve her relaxation levels before getting started.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Does she also eat out of the garbage, but only if its above the rim?

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No, no she doesn’t. So that has to count for something.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s not a bum.

by sec119 on Feb 16, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

She doesn’t live in the street though.

/Johnny Ryall

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“pulling a Costanza” could probably refer to any number of embarrassing things.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I second that. Dr. Spock’s guide is a helpful book. My wife also liked “What To Expect When You’re Expecting.”

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I found his Vulcan Mind Meld intrusive and awkward.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

But it really helped the baby, which is all that really matters.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

a second for "what to expect when your expecting"

and “what to expect the first year”

because the first year is madness. sheer madness.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

We have the first year book, too. Mrs. Ohio Bear likes that one, too. We cross referenced with Spock a few times for 1st year issues.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually already have ‘what to expect the first year’ because I was much more panicked about the first year of responsibility than the pregnancy, which seems to be just happening. Then this weekend I remembered about the labor part and bought another book for that. Those are 2/3 books we have.

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

labor and delivery sucks.

that’s all you need to know.

for guys to simulate in a way that is meaningful….

1) get shit faced drunk so that you can barely walk.
2) go to memorial and sing pregame up and down the bleachers
3) take another shot between each song.
4) take a 10 minute rest
5) have someone wake you up and do it again.
6) lather rinse repeat until dead.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

you have just described cal band. i am qualified to give birth!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, it’s just a Recovery Saturday Morning, Bears – no problem!

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He meant books for babies, not about.
Though, he’s right—they are pretty silly.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 16, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU DIDN’T READ THE BABY BOOKS! YOU DIDN’T READ THE BABY BOOKS!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG LOFL ROTFL LQTM

sending this to my sisters. they will love it. hahaha.
but to be fair, i think in some cultures it’s okay to put Baby in the drawer.

by since1997 on Feb 16, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

But nobody puts baby in a corner!

by LeonPowe on Feb 16, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the fucking dumbass culture?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the culture where they can’t afford cribs, so they pull out a bottom drawer, line it with blankets, and use it for a bed.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew buying a bassinet was a suckers bet!

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have bought a bassoon instead!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Having played a little bassoon, all I will say is that the best description of the instrument is “contraption”.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 16, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What better way to confuse your child from an early age? It’s win-win!!

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

There are many people poised to profit from your cub.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Trying really hard not to bust out laughing. These are phenom.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This

It took great self-control to keep myself from bursting into a fit of laughter. I couldn’t even get through them all, I had to switch windows to keep myself from laughing.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Feb 16, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

that last one is bullshit; it’s totally ok to toss baby up if you have hands like the Hawk pre-Stanfurd game.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Desean Jackson or Geoff MacArthur at any time.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

needs more sean dawkins

Your 27th greatest Golden Bear evair.

If you had hands like Craig Stevens, however, you should not toss baby in air.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Stevens

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I just found out this is from a book. I think I’ll get it for my bro.

by sec119 on Feb 16, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

reb’d

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I don’t get. Who is dumb enough to pick up a baby by his/her head!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

you’d be surprised, dude.

So 7 dimensional

by Fire Starkey on Feb 16, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

… .. … …… oh….

…my….

…..god….

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I think royrules is trying to royrules us! DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere, someone is picking a baby up by its head and going “who is dumb enough to not get the most basic of jokes!?”

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

And that person is me.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, pregnant women can’t do sports, they’re useless baby factories!! WHO SAID OTHERWISE???

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like Twist!

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So uh....

What have I missed?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

little bit of this, little bit of that. apparently tucked in jerseys are ironically in style now.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

why do you think i came back?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

it all makes sense.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. I’m not sure I feel comfortable here anymore.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’s always been awkward over here.

by sec119 on Feb 16, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, but it’s never made sense.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The The is above making sense.

I am a Vereenian.

by Ohio Bear on Feb 16, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed!

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Pooper sex or see ya.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I’ve missed you.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Where have you been anyway? (Don’t say DC)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

DC

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What part of “Don’t Say DC” was so confusing to you?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

those wicked apostrophes!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn’t talking to me

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Evidently, it was “don’t”.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn! I didn’t read this!

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Law School in DC

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

shouldn’t you be buried in snow right now?

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you think I have the time to say stuff? I had a week off school last week to catch up.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you can’t wait until you graduate and become a real attorney like Twist, then you have 24 hours a day to screw around on CGB.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist is a real attorney?

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I should have been flagged for saying that.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 16, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not funny any more I want to go back to California this sucks why why why did I move to the east coast heeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeee

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been a long several days, to say the least.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just getting back from an 11 day weekend, so it’s not all bad.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 17, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

handing out free mustache rides to the ladies in the general DC metro area.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Feb 16, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta pay for law school somehow.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, we haven’t met, I’m The The, but you can call me The.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I just went to your city over this past weekend. Just thought I’d share.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DC?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Previous one — Seattle.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How was it?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s fun, but I still maintain that the social scene and nightlife are underwhelming relative even to SF standards.

How did you live there for so many years?!

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s terrible

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Even the places that were packed on a Saturday night just were… weak.

They’re fun with the right people around, but still.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the right people.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It must be the Burberry polo.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Or just my friends.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

On the plus side, the skiing is great!

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe you left Seattle just as I got here!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you totally bailed on our dinner reservations. So… I hate you.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What reservations!? You never told me about them!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We planned them. I was going to make reservations for two as The The.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh that. You planned it too early!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You showed up too late!

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You left too early!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No more jokes, we’re all serious. It is the internet, afterall.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, same old same old.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it, I wanted different old.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey everybody

It’s Mardi Gras! Time to start over indulging bitches!

by yorzepol on Feb 16, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

can I overindulge in curling?

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by AndBears on Feb 16, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a sport

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re not a sport.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Diss curling again and I’ll start deleting your posts, one by one.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 16, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If curling’s an olympic sport, then so is shuffleboard.

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 16, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Shuffleboard should be a summer game.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So should Chess. And Go. And Scrabble. LET’S DO THIS.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Feb 16, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Chess would be AWESOME. Hell yes. If there isn’t a US National Chess Team, someone should start one.

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

INTERNET DRAMA!!!

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What would he have to do to get you to delete his posts en masse?

by atomsareenough on Feb 16, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Curling is lame

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hockey is more boring and a bigger waste of ice than curling.

End of story.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s it, I’m not telling you about anymore bay area curling.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I already knew about it. So you have no responsibility in that regard.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i feel so much better now. I’ll go play some hockey.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no comment on Hockey but at least it is more athletically challenging that fucking curling

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I would imagine that fucking and curling at the same time would be quite the physical challenge.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You win this time!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s once in 2010. It’s a start.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooff…think of the ice burns…

Sounds painful.

by paleodan on Feb 16, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

For professionals / obsessives only, I should think.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you

are dead to me

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by CBKWit on Feb 17, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But you are dead to everybody.

Snobby Chick - Senior Division

by CalBear81 on Feb 17, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

/thread

Quantity AND quantity!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 17, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be in Canada?

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by BearStage on Feb 17, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s impossible. Curling is so wonderful there is never too much of it.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought beads when they were priced very low and cornered the market. I plan to sell them at an excessively high price.

7

by Rishi on Feb 16, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I got free beads today. I’m saving them up for my eventual NO trip

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

wait a second....

why is Margh living in DC trojan’s garage?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

The The doesn’t do garages.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It took me 6 hours to realize that he was referring to me.

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 16, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the contextual clues that allowed me to put it together.

by DC Trojan on Feb 16, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s that 4th word?

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Feb 17, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

since1997: can BAM be lower than 1?

’cause if so, this pic might do it.

…channeling John Daly is never a good idea.

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by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

why not just make 10 louder, keep them at 9 and then turn them up to 10?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit I was gonna say this

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone Royrules this joke for me please? What does 10 louder etc… mean?

by since1997 on Feb 16, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

there's a scene in "this is Spinal Tap"

where the guitar player is talking to the ‘documentary’ film maker about amps….

and they have all their amps built to go to ‘11’….cause sometimes you are turned up to 10, and you just need a little more….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

watch “this is spinal tap” then come back if you still have questions

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

but the snazzy pocket ’kerchief really ties the outfit together.

by turkey on Feb 16, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he just drew it onto his suit!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I just overheard this:

“Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw”

lol

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

I didn’t say it! Someone was just pissed off at something and said it.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/twitter shitter

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 16, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They are all judging you, royrules22. Truly, what is your damage?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 16, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Who died and made you Emperor?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 16, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Feb 16, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

CBKwit....

hmmm….brains….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 16, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

friggin’ amazing movie.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Feb 16, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

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