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DBD 12.7.10 Regular Season Fantasy Football Champion!

Are there 5 sweeter words in the English language?  I say no!  And today, you are attending a coronation!  You may crown me regular season fantasy football champion for my fantasy football league. 

This is truly a great honor.  I worked tirelessly with people like Drew Brees, Stephen Jackson, LeSean McCoy, Matt Forte, and Brandon Jacobs to get to this point.  I'd like to personally thank Kenny Britt.  You were only my team for one week, man, BUT WHAT A WEEK!

Of course, I couldn't have done this alone.  Special shout outs to all those people looking up at me.  Tree Crabs for falling all the way from 1st to 4th in one week, so that I may take my rightful place at the top of the heap.  Team DayMan, you are the fighter of the Nightman, thank you for joining me with in the awesomeness that is first round bye-sylvania.  And finally, most importantly, a special mention to you, Team Friendship, may I crush you in the Finals.

Sure, none of you know who these people are, but if there is one thing I know it's that people just *love* to hear about my fantasy football team.  GO ME!

Men's basketball to take on SDSU:

The California men's basketball opens a five-game homestand this week against its second opponent ranked in the top 20 this season in No. 14 San Diego State. The Golden Bears and the Aztecs square off on Wednesday, Dec. 8, at 7:30 p.m. at Haas Pavilion.

 

Cal (5-2) was victorious in its first true road test of the season last Saturday at Iowa State. The Bears topped the Cyclones, 76-73, thanks to a career day from junior forward Harper Kamp and another solid contribution from sophomore forward Bak Bak. Kamp posted his first career double-double (14 points, 10 rebounds). The 10 boards were also a new career high for Kamp, and he also tied his personal best in assists (5) and set a new career best in blocks (3). Bak scored nine points, all in the second half. Bak also made three clutch free throws in the final minute of the game to help seal the win.

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Mens soccer player earns honor:



BERKELEY – California senior defender Demitrius Omphroy earned a spot on the TopDrawerSoccer.com Team of the Week, after he assisted on two goals in the Golden Bears’ recent NCAA Tournament quarterfinal game at Akron. Cal tied the Zips, 3-3, through two overtimes, before falling in a penalty-kick shootout, 3-2, on Dec. 4 in Akron, Ohio.

Omphroy set up Cal’s second goal against Akron, as he fired a shot that Akron Zips David Meves saved but could not hang onto, and sophomore midfielder Tony Salciccia smacked the loose ball into the net to give Cal a 2-2 tie. With time winding down and Cal trailing, he sent a ball from midfield into Akron’s six-yard box. Sophomore forward John Fitzpatrick latched onto the ball and fired past Meves to send the game into overtime at 3-3.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:46 AM PST reply actions  

Mike Mohamed and Joe Starkey to be honored:

NEW YORK CITY – Former Cal linebacker Mike Mohamed and current radio play-by-play broadcaster Joe Starkey will be honored at the National Football Foundation’s Annual Award Dinner on Tuesday in New York City.

Mohamed is one of 16 members of the 2010 NFF National Scholar-Athlete Class that are also finalists vying for the prestigious 21st William V. Campbell Trophy. Starkey will receive the Chris Schenkel Award which recognizes a sports broadcaster who has enjoyed a long and distinguished career at a single institution.

Each Campbell Trophy finalist will receive an $18,000 postgraduate scholarship, and one of the 16 will be announced as the recipient of the Campbell Trophy during the event. The honor, endowed by HealthSouth, recognizes an individual as the absolute best scholar-athlete in the nation. Renamed last fall in honor of Bill Campbell, the chairman of Intuit, former player and head coach at Columbia University and the 2004 recipient of the NFF’s Gold Medal, the award formerly known as the “Draddy Trophy” and often referred to as the “Academic Heisman” comes with a 25-pound bronze trophy and a $25,000 post-graduate scholarship.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:46 AM PST reply actions  

Does this mean we can take Joe out behind the shed and end his “association” with Cal?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s depressing.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

The Cupper’s pulling the strings!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

No one has convinced me that the Cupper has been alive for the past 10 years.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to both

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Mens Golf head coach to be inducted into HoF:


LAS VEGAS, NV – Cal head coach Steve Desimone will be one of seven members of the Golf Coaches Association of America’s 2010 Hall of Fame Class to be inducted Monday, December 6. The group will be officially honored at the GCAA Hall of Fame Reception and Awards Banquet at the Tropicana Hotel in Las Vegas.

“There are a lot of great people and great coaches in college golf’s Hall of Fame, and many of them are the ones who really built college golf into the great sport that it is today,” said Desimone. “To be included in that group makes me smile and is something that will stay with me forever.”

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

That must be kosher ham. Duh.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s boneless, right? What more do they want?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

And also a bargain at $6.29/lb!

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife’s Jewish grandmother once invited everyone over for Christmas dinner and served Black Forest ham.

I only found out about the ham later though because I had a massive argument with her and my wife’s grandfather about us leaving early to have Christmas dinner with the wife other (Goyish) grandmother. Good times.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The wife has a friend at Texas State who is Jewish. She proudly declares her love for ham and bacon, then asks people to not tell her Rabbi.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I was involved in a similar conversation at Thanksgiving. My wife’s youngest cousin is quite open about the fact that she is at once the most religious member of the family (like, bat mitzvah in Jerusalem religious), but looooooooves bacon and doesn’t care who knows it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Anybody have any recommendations on good iPad apps?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/stick-golf-hd/id378760463?mt=8

If only because it’s free today.

Also, the Bloomberg App is really great.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Golf and finances? I’m not you, Rishi.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a free golf game in HD! If you don’t like it, delete it.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The last time I played a video game golf game, I did so poorly, the game literlaly forced me to quit! I was 8 over par and it said I failed and force me to restart.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That was probably an older game, like Tiger Woods 2008.

The updated version still has you trying to get balls into the holes, but this time, higher scores are better.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

In retrospect

I’m a little ashamed of this joke.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Walk it off Rishi, we’re gonna need you in the afternoon.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s trying too hard.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It was Wii Sports.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you lose half your award money at the end of the game?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t gotten that far yet. I’m still on the stupid dodge-n-drive minigame.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

watch out for the fire hydrant!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s tough because the camera is blurry and keeps shaking and sometimes fades to black.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I really love Flipboard. It makes your social network links and articles read like a magazine.

by LeonPowe on Dec 7, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have Comcast?

Apparently, the XFinity iPad app is pretty cool [1]

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I have Astound.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Well fuck you then.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody loves Comcast!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Whats it do

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Broncos fire head coach:

Josh McDaniels has been the talk of the town ever since jumping on board in January of 2009. Certainly the city of Denver has been shaken to the bone ever since Mike Shanahan was fired after the abysmal 2008 season, but with McDaniels’ risky personnel moves, his leash was beginning to get shorter and shorter.

After trading Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall, Peyton Hillis and Tony Scheffler while using essentially a first round pick to draft Alphonso Smith, Josh McDaniels was putting his neck on the line. This news may come as no surprise to many but the timing of this coaching change leaves a lot of questions.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:55 AM PST reply actions  

Rumors of a confrontation ith players

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

What are ith players?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Dec 7, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how they’re essentially going to pay three head coaches when they hire their next one.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

More evidence God hates me:


The Red Sox held a press conference today to introduce their newest player: star first baseman Adrian Gonzalez from San Diego.

It was all about good feelings a day after the Red Sox and Gonzalez had nearly parted ways with the trade left dead due to contract disagreements. While Theo Epstein said they hadn’t signed a contract extension, he emphasized the trust that had built between the two parties. Saying they went through with the deal as an act of “good faith”, he characterized the current situation as both sides having “an understanding” of what it would take “when the time is right.”

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:58 AM PST reply actions  

PS Going from PetCo to Fenway, Gonzalez is gonna thrive in these new confines.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Which means that he’ll get a boost in his numbers in his contract year and leave for greener pastures and/or drive up prices for anyone who wants to sign him, including the Red Sox.

/silver lining

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Contract year? I think the Sox plan to buy him out.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The point though is that he got traded without signing an extension … I thought?

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet. Epstein seems confident that he will, though.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more cynical than that. I bet he hedges for a while, then around spring training will say that he doesn’t want to deal with these issues during the season.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe. He’ll have a good situation in Boston though. OTOH, maybe he knows he’s likely to have a good year because of the favorable park environment and the better lineup, so he thinks he can parlay that into a bigger free agent deal at the end of the year.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

The only thing is I think AL pitching is stronger than NL pitching.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I don’t think the difference is that large, TBH.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The conspiracy theory is that the extension is done on a handshake but won’t be signed until after luxury tax is calculated.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

can A’s have A-Gon?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

No, not until he’s 38 and has had at least 3 season-ending injuries.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

He was on tv last night. He had a dream when he was a little boy. That dream was to play for the Padres. And also the Red Sox. Now he is living that dream.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Giambi: “I’ve always wanted to wear pinstripes.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That really hurt at the time.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Niners QB Carosel continues:


An hour ago, Jason LaCanfora tweeted that Alex Smith would again be the 49ers starting QB:

    Alex Smith is again 49ers starting QB. Coach Mike Singletary met with his staff in San Fran when the decision was made. Troy Smith backs up

Thanks to Since79 and demise for their FanPosts on the topic, but obviously this is a discussion worthy of the front page. Since79 and others are vociferously against this decision and were so even before the announcement. The 49ers QB situation as is has arguments coming in from all over the place. We’ve got some folks who want Troy Smith running things, others want Alex Smith, and even others want Nate Davis to get his chance before the season ends. Poor David Carr has no support…that we know of.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:59 AM PST reply actions  

since97, what are you doing over on the Niners website??? And why did they misspell your name???

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you friends for showing restraint from making the obvious “she gets around” joke.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Dec 7, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well obviously not so much after 18 yrs when you changed your moniker from Since79 to Since1997

Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And your new 2011 starting QB for the San Francisco 49ers

Donovan McNabb, ladies and gentlemen!

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 7, 2010 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

NO!

Ryan Mallett pls

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, but we’re going to have to pay him to play for us.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, he’s already got direct deposit set up with Bobby Lowder’s bank.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Andy Luck

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The 49ers season can’t end soon enough.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s beat the Seahawks first. Don’t you want to see Pete Carroll lose?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s be real. Pete Carroll owns our favorite teams. They’re going to lose to Seattle.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

But the Seahawks also gainfully employ Morrah, BeastMode, Set it and Forsett it, and Mebane.

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by yellow fever on Dec 7, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes it even worse.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t lose to a nicer group of guys. Plus Pete Carroll.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

No excuse to root for Pete Carroll.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we’re going to need a ruling from Mike Silver on this.

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by yellow fever on Dec 7, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

In the NFL (college too, though not to the same extent) it’s about the players, not the coaches. Go Hawks (against the Cardinals and Rams, at least).

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 7, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I felt like right after I wrote that I was missing someone. Especially after I covered him and DeSean buddying it up at training camp that one year!

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 7, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Thye have yet to beat the Giants!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW I DO!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Silver And Black Pride looks at Raiders playoff chances:



In Summation:

In the craziest AFC West in recent memory, the Raiders could finish 8-8 or 9-7, winning all 6 divisional games and not win the Division. Kansas City can finish 8-8 or 9-7 and not win while San Diego goes 1-3 against the Raiders and Chiefs yet wins the Division. Now wouldn’t that be an OUTRAGE?

Cheers and Go Raiders!!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:01 AM PST reply actions  

False, yes.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

So… why does overall record matter more than divisional record in the NFL?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I guess that’s how it is in baseball too.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, but I don’t like it!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharks beat Detroit:



After a 3-1 loss in which they looked sloppy and lethargic, the Sharks came into Joe Louis Arena and handed the Western Conference leaders only their second regulation loss at home.

That’s not to say there wasn’t a fair amount of lethargy on San Jose’s part, though.

The Sharks didn’t inspire much confidence early, falling into a familiar 1-0 hole on Detroit’s first power play chance seven minutes into the game. At that point, Todd McLellan appeared to have had enough. Just 13 seconds later, the coach made a deft call, taking an early time out and lighting a fire under his team.

It worked.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:02 AM PST reply actions  

always good to beat the Wings at the Joe, no?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

YES

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 7, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ASUC does something:



The ASUC Senate passed a bill Wednesday night that aims to restructure an existing campus committee on student service fees into a new committee more representative of the student body that would make student service fee allocation recommendations to Chancellor Robert Birgeneau in order to comply with recently revised guidelines set forth in UC policy.

The bill recommends that the Chancellor’s Advisory Committee on Student Services and Fees become a Student Fee Advisory Committee and suggests that there be nine voting student members as well as campus administrators who would serve as nonvoting ex-officio members.

Currently, the advisory committee is composed of four members from the Committee on Student Fees and Budget Review – which was criticized for not following the nonbinding Guidelines for Implementing the UC Student Fee Policy, revised by the UC Board of Regents in May – and two members each from the ASUC and Graduate Assembly.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:05 AM PST reply actions  

No, they still did nothing (much like Pete Carroll). They rearranged a useless committee into another useless committee.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The Committee For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things is not useless!

/meeting adjourned forever

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You know of all the representative bodies I know it seems the ASUC has actually mirrored real government the closest.

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh good, they’re still alive, I was wondering if anyone had checked on them recently

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Still alive and sucking

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

UC reads future:


With the University of California facing an increasingly precarious financial situation, the university’s Commission on the Future unveiled its final recommendations for maintaining the UC’s fiscal viability on Monday.

The recommendations focus on various methods to generate revenue for the university in a time of drastically reduced state funding for the system’s 10 campuses, including increasing the number of out-of-state students, negotiating better cost recovery rates to reduce research overhead costs, increasing the amount of money yielded through private fundraising and increasing the revenue generated by the UC’s self-supporting programs.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:06 AM PST reply actions  

ftr

commission includes:

26 UC regents, professors and administration members; three California business leaders; and two UC Student Association representatives divided into five working groups

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Lawsuit over Berkeley city library nears settlement:



After three months of negotiations over the Berkeley Public Library’s contentious renovation plans – which do not currently require Environmental Impact Reports – the city of Berkeley and the Concerned Library Users are on the verge of a settlement, though its validity has yet to be determined.

The settlement, which was announced Tuesday, would reconcile debate over the classification of the library’s zoning. In the lawsuit filed Aug. 30, the association challenged the city in its adoption of a new law permitting the library to obtain a use permit, rather than a variance – which would require the Zoning Adjustments Board to complete an EIR for the renovations – in order to proceed with any future construction projects.

The Berkeley City Council is scheduled to either confirm or deny the proposed settlement in a closed session on Dec. 13, according to city spokesperson Mary Kay Clunies-Ross, though the details of the settlement will remain confidential until after the meeting.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:06 AM PST reply actions  

UC looks to cut excess utilities costs:

For the past six years, UC Berkeley has spent at least $6 million more on utility bills per year than the state provides, leaving those extra expenses to be paid for through the campus’s own funds, according to campus officials.

The campus receives roughly $20 million annually from the state to pay for natural gas, steam and electricity usage, but it has been paying between $26 million and $29 million, said Lisa McNeilly, campus director of sustainability. Due to the high utility bills, Chancellor Robert Birgeneau allocated $6.4 million in the 2009-10 academic year, $9.9 million in 2008-09 and $7.9 million in 2007-08, according to campus spokesperson Dan Mogulof.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:07 AM PST reply actions  

Anytime Cal spokesstud Dan Mogulof’s name comes up it reminds me of the halcyon tree sitter days

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, the tree sitters were good at cutting utility costs.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 7, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

No they weren’t! Think of all the lighting.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He totes emailed me back when I emailed him to thank him for his service during that time.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

me too. It must suck to be a windsock tho.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too! Ice water in that guy’s veins.

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Security upgrades to deal with protests are $$:

Close to midnight on Dec. 11, 2009, several dozen masked demonstrators marched to UC Berkeley Chancellor Robert Birgeneau’s on-campus home, angered over the mass arrest of 66 protesters earlier that day. Some wielded torches; others smashed the house’s lights and damaged its impact-resistant windows as Birgeneau and his wife called police from inside. Close to $14,000 in damages was done to the home, and eight protesters were arrested by campus police.

Later that month, the campus was authorized to spend $151,050 on a brand new security system for the home consisting of several cameras and motion detectors, as well as paint and patch work to install the new system. By July, the campus had spent an additional $85,800 on further security upgrades to the house including 350 feet of new fencing, two gates and several “no trespassing” signs.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

So… where are they going to take this money from?

GG protestors

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

GSI Union votes to ratify contract:


Following four days of voting and more than five months of negotiating, it was announced Friday morning that members of a union representing nearly 12,000 academic student employees voted to ratify a tentative agreement recently settled between the union and the University of California despite unprecedented levels of dissent within the union over the contract.

Thursday marked the final day of voting by members of the United Auto Workers Local 2865 – a union that represents graduate student instructors, readers and tutors throughout the UC system – and after polls closed, members of union election committees from each UC campus traveled down to Los Angeles where all campuses’ ballots were counted. Early Friday morning, results showed that 62.4 percent of members over all the campuses had voted to approve the contract.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

Patriots declare J-E-T-S Sanchez

Notes from Pats Pulpit

AP Recap

I’m no Pats fan; I only like Brady because he’s from San Mateo (represent!), but I can’t stand Rex Ryan or the Jets or Mark Sanchez.

Sanchez had a JaMarcus Russell-esque 27.8 QB rating with 3 picks.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

I hate Brady,bc he thinks he has better hair than me!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He desperately needs a haircut.

Also, he does have better hair than you do.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

DONT MAKE ME GO KAISER SOZE ALL OVER YOUR ASS!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean not existing?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

He was rockin’ the mega collar pop post-game.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

At least you don’t wear Ugg boots.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean Muggs?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

That implies that there’s anything remotely manly about Uggs, which is not the case.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Why is Pau Gasol so tired?

[1]

So what, exactly, is going on? There’s no way to know, but I have two theories. The first theory is that, while Pau’s offseason actually being an off season is surely a good thing, it might actually be harming him in the short term as he logs these heavy minutes. It is important for professional athletes to give themselves a break for their overall health. The body needs time to recover from the rigors of the travel and pounding on the body that all athletes go through. However, it is considerably more difficult to build day-to-day stamina than it is to maintain it, and we might be seeing that with Gasol now. It’s may not be good for Gasol to play 40 minutes a night for long periods of time, but it might be easier for him to have done so when his body was used to playing basketball all the time.

The other theory is a little more worrisome. Perhaps Pau’s play in the last few games has been more injury driven than fatigue driven. We all know that reports of a slight hamstring strain surfaced after Pau’s anemic nine point, eight board effort against the Houston Rockets, but that was hardly the first game of Gasol’s fall from the statistical top of the league. Considering the sharpness of Pau’s decline (the game before the four game sample given above, Pau shot 9-14 en route to 21 points and 13 boards against the Utah Jazz), it seems far more likely that Pau’s hamstring has been an issue for longer than we’ve been made aware of it than the alternative explanation that Gasol quite suddenly got too tired to play up to his high standards.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Best theory
Pau has a steady girlfriend, which was not the case in 2008 or 2009.
Lack of sleep will eventually take its toll.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

That should mean he’s sleeping more, not less.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Colbert is funny

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Twist, you're wrong
Are there 5 sweeter words in the English language?

“California Golden Bears win again!”

“I’m breaking up with her” (Friend stops being lame and whipped"

“I’m breaking up with him” (Girl becomes available)

“I’m buying you a drink”

“Twist has been banned indefinitely”

“Here is your Christmas bonus”

“I’m naming my son Rishi”

“Alex Smith will not start”

“I’m lonely; please come over”

“Your stock portfolio is up”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:20 AM PST reply actions  

“We are Rose Bowl bound!”

“Neuheisel’s contract has been extended.”

“Stoop’s contract has been extended.”

“Oh it’s twue, it’s twue!”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

“Andrew Luck to play baseball”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

“Oh wait, it’s Michigan State.”

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

“Should have read the contract”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

"We are Rose Bowl bound!"

Aren’t those five very bitter words around Conquest Chronicles?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Not at the moment. We beat UCLA, which was nice, and we’re one year down on the bowl exclusions even if the appeals get no traction. As maddening as some of Kiffen’s coaching decisions have been, it could have been much worse this year.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate to say it, but he actually looks like he knows how to coach. The offense was much improved. Bummer.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think that’s so at the macro level. Some of the play calling is a bit questionable, and Bradford’s performance against UCLA makes me wonder if the “fumble and sit for the rest of the game” policy was counterproductive. When they can get both the defense and the offense to play well in the same game, they’ll be on to something.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the context of the fumble should be important. Sometimes the player holding the football does everything right, but the defender makes the perfect play to strip it anyway, or he gets hit at exactly the right angle to knock it loose. The runner should only be punished for carelessness or poor technique.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked Twist’s 5 words better than that.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

“Only the devil roots for the Dodgers?”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

“Kobe Bryant: Out for Season”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

“Top Shelf Lemon Drops Here”

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

“Daily Trade Alerts WAS right!”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but

“Will return for postseason play”

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

“Lakers Miss Out on Playoffs”

“Kobe Bryant joins Boston Celtics”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahah, the former is unlikely, the latter would never happen. Well, 99% would never happen.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

“McCourts burn down Dodger Stadium.”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

“McCourts buy Los Angeles Lakers”

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, it’s scary how easily you can cut me to the bone.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate you all so much.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 7, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

hahhahah

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you have against our stadium?!?! I don’t begrudge you your fancy telephone park. It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid team.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

“Chavez Ravine hides known Terrorists”

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I have nothing against the stadium, I have a problem with the cretins that fill attend Dodger games there.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Really, “fill” was the word you struck through?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t think of anything else. I’m tired. Leave me alone!

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. Nice.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 7, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

So....

You’re saying that the SF-based-professional-baseball-team-who-shall-not-be-named has a crummy stadium which is a bad place to watch them play baseball, because they won the World Series and had a parade. Gotcha.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried to compliment your stadium and you’re the one whining, man.

Calmer than you are.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid team.

LMAO

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

What?? It is a nice place.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

“Your nice nose sits in the middle of your hideous face, jackass.”

“…”

“What?! I was complimenting you!!!”

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t stop laughing

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Rishi, nice socks, you fucking asshole who sucks and is a moron who sucks a lot just like the Giants who also suck.

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

But what about my shoes? Can I get the job yet?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how you’ll ever find shoes for tasseled socks

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

While we were very impressed with your qualifications, we have decided at this time to go with another candidate whose experience more closely fits our requirements. Thank you for your interest in Scootie Investments LLC and best wishes for your future career.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s it, I’m buying out your company.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was in law school, there was a contest for the worst rejection letter. The winner was: “We were too busy interviewing qualified candidates to interview you.”

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

“I hate your team, but I admit you guys have a nice stadium.”

vs.

“LOL imagine Dodger Stadium burning down”

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a huge anti-header riot going on here!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, use a header, jackass.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

NO U

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

"Giants are World Series Champions!"

“Too much awesome on my feet.”-Brian Wilson
“Time for the laser show, boys!”- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs

Oh god it feels so good.

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Took you guys long enough.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

SO good

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“Los Angeles really fucking sucks”

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 7, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“This is a true story”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

“The budget is now balanced.”

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Where have you gone Bill Clinton?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Where have you gone Bill Clinton? Gigantic Tech Bubble?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, we’re bringing it back with a Social Media tech bubble, just you wait

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Lulz, an advertising-based economy.

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Knowledge-based economy

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Google is supported by selling ads to Facebook which is supported by selling ads to Youtube which is supported by selling ads to TV networks which are supported by selling ads to GoDaddy.com which is supported by selling websites which you support by selling ads to…

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Bubble 2.0!

Next someone’s going to tell me it’s not 100% sensible that a company like OpenTable is trading at a $1.68BB market cap.

Or SalesForce with a P/E over 260!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s the article I was referring to

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, I was just re-posting it for any interested parties. It’s an intruiging concept.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m short OPEN!

…OH GOD IT HURTS…

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, I know plenty of people who went short “CRM” after it hit 100…

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Coach Rich Mooheuisal????

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, staying away from CRM VMW etc

A few lessons learned here… but you’ll have to pay me for those lessons.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The worst example out there is that there’s apparently some company out there that offers discounts on yoga classes and spas… and it’s worth more than $6BB?! WTF?!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good company. Dreamforce is this week in SF.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Lesson #1: Short bad companies, not good companies —

LOLChina

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

What does this mean?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

This means the evil Chinese are defrauding you, TwistNHumanRightsViolations

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Republican In Name Only

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Who would ever do such a thing?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The evil Chinese

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll admit this whole thread went right over my head.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t see the demon sheep commercial?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I did. I didn’t see what they had to do with the chart, thoug.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

RINO is a leading provider of environmental protection equipment for the iron and steel industry in China. Specifically, RINO designs, manufactures, installs and services proprietary and patented wastewater treatment, flue gas desulphurization equipment, and high temperature anti-oxidation systems, which are all designed to reduce either industrial pollution and/or energy utilization.

[ 1 ]

We show that RINO’s balance sheet is implausible, and is based on a good many forged invoices, rather than actual assets. We discuss our research, which made clear that RINO has misrepresented its obscure position in China’s flue gas desulfurization industry ("FGD"); and, to the extent that it has recognition in the marketplace, it is for failed FGD projects.

[ 2 ]

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That auditor broke up, btw…smh

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a little more to it than just “it’s a good company”. There are plenty of good companies whose stocks will tank.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, I’m not saying their stock price is completely justified. On the other hand, they’ve got a good product and they seem to be performing well. They’ve got solid revenue growth, and >$1B in gross profit over the past year ain’t too shabby, right?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi should learn that twice a silly valuation is still just a silly valuation.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a silly valuation.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Your a silly valuation

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure but when it goes down you only take half as big a loss.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, I’m not saying their stock price is completely justified.

That’s the only part that matters here.

That said, I have several friends who work at SalesForce and it’s definitely a solid company and a great place to work. There’s a lot of potential out there IF and only if cloud computing does go as projected. Obviously, not everyone agrees [1]

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the only part that matters here.

I didn’t realize that CGB was all about stock price and nothing else. Were like the CNBC of SBN!

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Bruins Nation is definitely the CNBC of SBN.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Thoroughbred is the Jim Cramer of SBN, without all the prior success.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s just hurtful.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

… I was explaining why many people felt it was a good candidate for a short, looking at its PE.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Besides PE, what other metrics do you consider really important?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Girth.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

For what? Investing in a stock? Shorting it? Analysing it?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, all of those things. I guess I meant more generally investing/analyzing.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Size of cafeteria.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Price, EPS, Sales, Book Value, Div, Cash flow, and the ratios between all of these.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Strictly on a fundamental basis. Obviously line of business, products the company puts out, competition, etc. are significantly more important.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

All that stuff seems pretty traditional and straightforward. Which makes sense for the most part, but aren’t there some more sophisticated metrics financial analysts use?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they involve shoes?

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good product. It’s a poorly run company, extremely top-heavy, with slow revenue growth and some of the worst margins in the software business even though they do not have any production costs. Their business model is broken, and at some point the stock will have to reflect that.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

But they do give chips and soda to their employees.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a software company. Chips and soda are the new hookers and blow.

I miss the 90s.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m hella j of all my buddies there. Free breakfast and chips and snacks and soda and beer…

We have hot water. Sometimes milk.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, coffee that’s so bad that it gives me a reason to hire boomtho

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they at least make up for it with your bonus check?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I ran out of my Madras coffee. I got some from the Indian store but it’s not as good :(

Also, I’m sick as eff and I’m not drinking coffee anyway.

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Madras coffee is the best, but it takes hella long to filter and stuff.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I use the beans from Madras but I don’t use an Indian filter. I use the stovetop perk I linked to a while back. I actually have the Indian filter in my cupboard but I don’t know how to use it and I’m not patient enough to learn.

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no idea either. But my mom does and occasionally, she’ll make me Madras coffee in steel tumblers.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not that difficult… do you use just the beans or do you ground chicory in as well?

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Dec 7, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Beans are espresso ground and already mixed with chicory. I tried a few times and couldn’t figure how to pack the beans right — first time was too lose and the result was too watery, next time the beans were too tight and barely any coffee came out. The stovetop perk produces great coffee too so it’s not like I’m missing out.

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Where can I try this delicious beverage?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Boomtho’s house

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the invite!

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not invited.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone else is though!

Free vodka and legos and chicken and waffles

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you gonna make it out to Oakland next Thursday?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB Chicken & Waffles night

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Work the next day.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s at 6:30PM. Are you worried about some sort of waffle hangover or something?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What time do you sleep usually?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

9ish. I slept at 11 yesterday and I’m paying for it now.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Just have boomtho make you some Madras coffee

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But I fired him already…

This is going to be awkward.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

until there is a fb message thread about this, it doesn’t exist

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 7, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But I’m only FB friends with like 4 of you! I can figure out how to do one of those event invite dealies, I suppose. I’m definitely intend to go to House of Chicken and Waffles at 6:30PM on the 16th, though, and I hope I’m not the only person there.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

first and last chance?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 7, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How funny would it be though

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I put it in my calendar. Let’s hope it’s not totally akwkard.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 7, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It could even be romantic!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

pancakes

Too bad this place no longer exists:

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 7, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, NEXT Thursday? I missed that part.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, next Thursday. The 16th.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you plan things FAR in advance.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

In fairness, I think sec119 suggested this Thursday, and some of you were bitching and moaning about it so it was moved to next Thursday.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Here’s the thread:

Mr.F. asked for next week instead of this week.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes a lot more sense, since he might be a student with finals.

by sec119 on Dec 8, 2010 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even care when this happens. I just want chicken and waffles.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am still down for next Thursday. Is there going to be a facebook event? I’m like facebook friends with 2 people on CGB.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 7, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Meth is a helluva drug.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 7, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Methamphetamine or methadone?

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by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was this Thurs too.

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, New Orleans serves coffee with chicory. Cafe Du Monde. They sell such grounds from Cafe Du Monde in the Bay Area at a few places, but I think it’s nasty.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I rent an actual Indian man to filter mine.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What hair does he use?

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Cherokee

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by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I end up taking a soccer break with coworkers around 3:30 every day.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to change industries, dawg.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But this is all I’m good at =/

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Stylist?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, that’s an interesting take… Can you elaborate on what you mean by it being “broken”?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Marc Benioff’s shoes aren’t very good.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They are appalling. I was over there this morning and he had on a two button suit with floods, wacky socks and loafers. He may be worth billions but I wouldn’t offer him the job. :)

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Joke’s on you, that was me.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably mean org structure rather than business model, but they do kind of overlap. The subscription-based pricing they have is fine. I’m more concerned with the number of employees they have for the amount of revenue, and the fact that all the employees are onshore, making their personnel costs very expensive. They also have lots and lots of chiefs relative to the number of Indians (feather), without clear lines of accountability or responsibility. I had drinks with one of their country MDs the other night, and he thinks they could easily take out half of their workforce and not miss a beat.

Their profit margin is only 5% in an industry where it should be between 20-25%. That’s a huge gap.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it normal or strange that a relatively new company has a “top-heavy” org structure? I take it you mean there are too many executives?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

In my experience, it’s odd. And they keep hiring people in at the executive level without really having a portfolio for them to manage. It seems that when they find a good person on the market, they just pay to snap them up so nobody else can in an effort to keep them from any competitors, but they really churn through the SVP/EVP level. My friend the other night said only about 50% of the people hired in at his level make it two years because they just don’t have enough to do.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. I know some people that work there on the other hand (though, not executive-level people), and if anything my impression is that they feel like there aren’t enough people to handle the workload. Maybe they need more lower-level people and not as many execs.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly this. Also, they need to prioritize their initiatives better. All my friends there kind of go from liking it to hating it on a regular basis (and back again).

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s at Moscone Center tomorrow night. You can see him for free!

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, free? Don’t you have to pay to get into Dreamforce? I guess you can be a “prospective customer”, but I’d be surprised if you can see the keynote for free.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You can see the keynotes for free. Follow the link I gave you. I promise I am telling the truth.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But what if I don’t represent a company or organization that is a legitimate potential customer?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s OK, they really don’t care.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“At least it’s an ethos”

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet phrases, damnit!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

“Where is that child support?”

by ArbyOSU on Dec 7, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Most Vociferous Pervert?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be so dense… Most Valuable Poster. See the OP…

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by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Optimus Prime?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was me…?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 7, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You would win on vociferous, but Ute trumps you on pervert.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Vanity Fair profiles Randy Quaid.

They’re spending nights in their car, on the run from the same shadowy cabal—"the Hollywood Star Whackers"—who may have killed Heath Ledger, possibly sabotaged Jeremy Piven, and could now be targeting Lindsay Lohan. No, this is not the plot of Oscar nominee and Golden Globe winner Randy Quaid’s latest movie. It is what he and his wife, Evi, swear is really happening to them. With the Quaids in Canada, the author probes their nightmare reality, which has alienated friends and family, and turned the couple into outlaws.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

They made us skip out on our bill in Montecito!

I love when people go all wacky.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

NYT: What the tax deal means for you

The deal would ultimately set an exemption of $5 million per person and a maximum tax rate on estates of 35 percent — a higher exemption and far lower rate than many Democrats wanted.

The estate tax lapsed this year, but it was scheduled to return on Jan. 1 with an exemption of $1 million per person and a maximum rate of 55 percent.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 8:25 AM PST reply actions  

So, everyone gets something, and no-one pays anything for it. About the only non-infuriating thing in there is the annual AMT adjustment.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I think that is infuriating too. Not that it happened, but that it has to happen annually to prevent the effects of a second income tax system on people it was never intended to apply to. And that they bother with it doing it only one year at a time, which makes it more ludicrous.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume it’s never been repealed… I don’t know why. Just in case? A good friend from SC is a tax lawyer here in DC and he turns several interesting shades of purple when asked to explain AMT.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not really the repeal it’s the phase-outs of the various deductions that could just be lifted so that two schoolteachers in the Bay Area suburbs are not subject to it, as a forinstance. I’ve never really understood why they don’t just move it up, I don’t even know how many years it’s been irrelevant now. They obviously have the votes every year, and as Twist speculates if they don’t need the money now they never will.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I have thankfully never turned any interesting shade of purple.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

As do I when trying to calculate it.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How Republicans can ever say with a straight face that they are in favor of reducing the national deficit after this is unclear to me.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re good at lying with a straight face, that’s how.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I look forward to medjved’s all caps sarcasm oriented reply to something entirely unrelated to the points made here.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

HONEYBEES ARE DYING OUT YOU HONEYBEE KILLER

sorry, just wanted to get the practice in

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU THINK I WANT REGULAR PEOPLE TO BE HURT BY MY PUNCH REGULAR PEOPLE IN THE FACE PROPOSAL!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

For the record, I ended up voting against that…

by ArbyOSU on Dec 7, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats a pretty high exemption on the Estate tax, ain’t it?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t surprise me as much as the rate cut. Hasn’t the exemption been moving for a few years anyway? So this puts it back to the 2004 level or some such.

At least if it’s permanent states can decide what to do with their estate taxes and particularly the exemption amount.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasnt it 1.5 mil in 2004?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

From Wiki:

Year Exclusion
Amount Max/Top
tax rate
2001 $675,000 55%
2002 $1 million 50%
2003 $1 million 49%
2004 $1.5 million 48%
2005 $1.5 million 47%
2006 $2 million 46%
2007 $2 million 45%
2008 $2 million 45%
2009 $3.5 million 45%
2010 * Repealed * 0% *
2011 $1 million 55%

I thin k2011 is now 5 mil 35%, so me no likey

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

From that same link, looks like this deal mighta been cut a while back:

On April 2, 2009, the Senate agreed on S.AMDT.873, an amendment to S.CON.RES.13, a non-binding concurrent resolution setting forth the congressional budget for FY 2010, which was later passed. If enacted in the FY 2010 budget, a new $5,000,000 exemption level will be created with a maximum tax rate of 35%.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

And it really doesn’t matter, because a)dealing with the federal estate tax is rare, becaus the vast vast vast vast vast VAST majority of people dont have 1 mil let alone 5 mil and b)there are many tips to avoid it and if you are rich enough to consider dealing with it you can afford somebody to help guide your estate around it someday

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely, but point a) is basically true because of the housing debacle. At one point most homeowners in San Mateo and Marin were close to blowing that. And many, many not ready to deal with the problem, or unprepared by accident or sudden death.

I remembered the phase-out as even, and I thought the exemption amount was already at $5M. So not only did they cut the rate in half as you say they made it effectively irrelevant, applicable only to very unlucky small business owners, probably.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Or lucky, as the case may be, if one’s small business is worth $5M.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant in terms of the untimely/surprise death that would leave the family/small company unprepared for the tax bill.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What a silly Wild Boar. It should know you shouldn’t attack a Butcher shop.

A small-town German butcher said on Monday he faces steep bills after a wild boar tore through his shop in an hour-long rampage but will at least recover some of his losses by selling slices of the slain beast.

The boar wandered out of a nearby forest and into the shop and caused about 5,000 euros ($6,600) in damage before being shot by a local hunter, butcher Rainer Kraemer told Reuters.

“Insurance covers theft and fire, but the butcher shop isn’t covered for a wild boar attack,” said Kraemer, whose shop is in the town of Hoehr-Grenzhausen near the western city of Koblenz.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:25 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds like he was the Moby Dick of wild boars, except for the getting eaten part.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This is how I want to chop down a Christmas tree.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Can a stanfurd tree be chopped down in the same manner?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course! I can borrow my dad’s double-barrel shotgun for the job.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Only in Jersey

A former British café owner has been ordered to wear an electronic tag as punishment for poisoning 47 police officers with contaminated chicken and tuna sandwiches.

Muriel Morris admitted in Birmingham Magistrates’ Court yesterday to four charges of breaching food hygiene regulations on July 3 of last year after police ordered 100 sandwiches from her Meal Machine Café to feed officers policing a demonstration between right-wing English Defense League protesters and anti-fascism groups, the Birmingham Mail reports.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:47 AM PST reply actions  

lol

Man makes eco-friendly sex toys from wood

A German man is raking in the big bucks after inventing and selling eco-friendly, hand-carved sex toys made from wood.

Elmar Thury of Hamburg says he has orders coming in from all over the world for his 100 percent natural dildos that do not contain plastic or use batteries, but rather are hand-carved from sustainable-source wood, the Austrian Times reports.



Elmar Thury of Hamburg says he has orders coming in from all over the world for his 100 percent natural dildos that do not contain plastic or use batteries, but rather are hand-carved from sustainable-source wood, the Austrian Times reports.

THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES HERE

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

ouch

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Thinking about splinters? Maybe he covers them in some sort of resin or epoxy…

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The most frequent question about the product is the risk of splintering, according to Thury, who said the wood is specially treated not to splinter and 100 percent safe.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you dropping hints in the hopes that someone will get you a Christmas present?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Would the wood shellacking have the same taste as the real thing for Rishi’s sake?

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by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Please stop thinking of me in a sexual manner. Thank you.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I never think of you in a sexual manner… sexually dysfunctional manner maybe but never in a sexual manner… I’m scarred enough by insinuations of Twist in his hairsuit.

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by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, you need to get over me. It’s not going to work out.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t wood quite porous?

by iVinshe on Dec 7, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

compared to what?

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

oops.

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by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

This commercial doesn’t make me want to buy a spa.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:48 AM PST reply actions  

Snakes on a Plane!

Abu Dhabi police say an airline passenger carried a bag filled with snakes and other animals on an eight-hour flight with him from Indonesia to the United Arab Emirates.

The menagerie, including four snakes, two parrots and a squirrel inside a box, was found in the transit area at Abu Dhabi’s airport last week.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

Headline of the Day: Sheboygan Police: Woman Bites Off Man’s Tongue During Kiss

A man from Sheboygan has gone to have his tongue re-attached at Froedtert Hospital in Wauwatosa after his wife reportedly bit off his tongue while giving him a kiss.

Sheboygan Police said that the couple was singing Christmas carols Monday night and were going to go to bed.

According to police, the man, who is in his 70’s, went to kiss his wife goodnight when his wife, who is in her 50’s, bit his tongue out of his mouth.

He called emergency workers at about 11:00 p.m. Monday, and officers could only discern that an ambulance was needed based on his ability to talk.

When police and rescue crews arrived at the home on Sheboygan’s northwest side, the woman reportedly tossed coffee at them.

The woman has been arrested.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

This was sooooo hawt at first but then it was like old people so I was like ew.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

BAZINGA!

WikiLeaks’ Assange Arrested in London, Denied Bail

Julian Assange, the Wikileaks leader, was arrested Tuesday in London on Swedish rape accusations after agreeing to meet with the police.

Hours later, he appeared in Magistrates Court in Westminster, where he was denied bail, CNN reported.

The arrest came nine days after WikiLeaks announced its cache of over 250,000 leaked U.S. State Department diplomatic cables, which are trickling out at a rate of about 100-a-day.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 9:07 AM PST reply actions  

Let’s see if he goes the martyr route, or if he decides that freedom of information isn’t worth his own lack of freedom.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It's hilarious seeing Reddit's collective hive mind cry over this.

I’m all for revealing corruption (hell, I welcome it), but listing facilities that are deemed “vital to US security” is just asking for trouble. I mean, what kind of corruption could be in a pipeline or transportation hub?

100% transparent governments do not work. A little transparency is a great thing, but all governments needs to have a couple of secrets, especially ones that protect its citizens from other countries.

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by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Well, minus the Reddit bit which I have no real opinion on.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just sick of Reddit’s front page being 80% Wikileaks/Assange articles.
It’s a massive circle-jerk that I’m getting really tired of.

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by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I cannot stand the reddit community.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

And I thought Digg was bad...

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by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

And I thought the internet was bad

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh they're the worst.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Diplomacy is dead without secrecy

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe for incremental negotiations but it’s not like most countries’ policies aren’t known. It’s just a question of keeping the sweeteners quiet until the deals are signed.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell that to the Iranian businessman

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know any. Why don’t you tell them?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell if you’re being facetious or not.

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by Rishi on Dec 8, 2010 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Both?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 8, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, what kind of corruption could be in a pipeline or transportation hub?

You should ask people in San Bruno. Or at PG&E.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

(not that it’s a justification for Mr. Pedobear’s download-fest, but that pipelines are probably a good place to look for corruption. If one wanted to actually find it).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be “corrosion” not “corruption.”

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Not if it involves who put the pipe in and how much they got for it and what it was made of and how much ratepayers paid for it and how much ratepayers pay to clean it up and how much ratepayers pay to settle the negligence of those who put it in and…

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This analogy isn’t good since PGE’s interest in making money is different from the US’s interest in keeping a pipeline safe and secure for defense purposes.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Never mind.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So revealing the location of these lines are supposed to make things better?
Keep in mind the only people giving a hoot about this kind of information are enemies of the state.

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by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but the Bond villain never got arrested on misdemeanor rape charges. What a terrible evil genius.

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, good call

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by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I love watching the Dodgers burn.

Jamie McCourt is co-owner of Dodgers, judge rules
The decision denying Frank McCourt’s claim to sole ownership of the team is not expected to immediately affect day-to-day operations. He may use other legal strategies to challenge his ex-wife’s case.

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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

PLEASE let this mean he ends up selling the team. PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Jamie could buyout Frank.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I was reading Sports By Brooks, you decide how reliable that site is, but he said Jamie with a group of investors could buyout Frank.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That seems implausible. If Frank had to sell the team, why would he sell it to Jamie of all people, when he could sell it to someone else and pay her off? What incentive or motivation would investors have to include Jamie instead of someone else who actually has real money?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I find much of that site to be artificial.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I do as well, but I found that to be interesting. Remember these people once loved each other and are now divorcing. Frank embarrassed her by firing her about a year back.

Even if she didn’t want to own the Dodgers, she could buyout Frank with investors as revenge.

That’s why I’m glued to this story. It’s right out of a Soap Opera.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

OpenTable stock.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Party Patrol

After a decade of searching for ways to curb wild weekend parties in off-campus housing around UC Berkeley, a partnership between the educational institution and local law enforcement may have arrived at a solution.

Berkeley now has a Party Patrol.

Every weekend from Thursday to 2 a.m. Sunday, two patrol cars carrying both a UC police officer and a Berkeley police officer patrol the streets south of the Cal campus ready to respond to violence or party behavior spilling into residential neighborhoods.

To ensure its presence was felt – and to establish a tone for the rest of the academic year – the police patrols were a constant presence in affected neighborhoods during the first three months of the school year.

The coordinated efforts of two law agencies create a significant problem for any student caught up in the enforcement effort because not only are university and city police sharing information, they’re also riding together in order to bring the house down on violators.

While “Animal House”-style behavior gets you sent to the dean’s office in the movies, at Berkeley, binge drinking or losing control of yourself or your party is no longer considered a harmless, sophomoric shenanigan.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:19 AM PST reply actions  

They can arrest students for binge drinking?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Booo

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Two cops? That should cover it.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

two patrol cars carrying both a UC police officer and a Berkeley police officer

FOUR COPS!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Berkeley cop: “Let’s tase ’em!”
UCB cop: “Let’s write ’em a parking ticket!”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, you’re right the force is DOUBLE what I thought it was!

They can always call for backup from Oakland.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

“BACK-UP, WE NEED BACK-UP! WE SUSPECT THAT THIS STUDENT HAS HAD FIVE OR MORE DRINKS IN THE PAST TWO HOURS!”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

“BRING BEER BONG AND KEG TAP, OVER”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s rare to see “shenanigan” used as a singular form.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention the feminine form also, binge drinking sounds like more of a henanigan to me?

I’ll show myself out now.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Wild Justice:

A new national hit television show, “Wild Justice,” unveils the secret outdoor world of California game wardens. The revelations that unfold are both disturbing and startling, both good and bad for the wardens. The three shows aired so far have been set in Northern California.

“Wild Justice” has been an instant hit. The first airing last Sunday night on the National Geographic Channel drew 2.1 million viewers and ranked sixth for all shows on cable that night. It was the highest-rated premiere in the channel’s history. The three-month series airs on Wednesday nights.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

you know, I thought “Wild Justice” was about a stripper who turnd vigilante and wreaks her revenge on dudes who touch her inappropriately or something.

I would watch this. Illegal hunting, not so much.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You should work in TV, not a half-bad idea.

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by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I suspect Fire Starkey has much experience in the stripper world.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

less than you think and none recently

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s disappointing. I take it Mrs. FS disapproves?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No, how could you guess a man’s wife would disapprove of stipper world associations?!?!

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

What she doesn’t know won’t hurt Fire Starkey!

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But it won’t help fire Starkey either.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

not, she doesn’t care actually. I’ve just always found them to be a waste of money. You know, except when I’m in the mood for coming home smelling like stale sweat, peaches and desperation.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This, I could understand having a mistress, something on the side, but watching women strip but not be able to do anything about it seems like a waste of time.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what private dances are for… the more expensive the dance the more you are able to do..

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There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

protip

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW MUCH FOR HAPPY ENDING?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

when did we start talking about crystal massage?

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Texas is a lot more liberal with what is allowed than most other places I suspect. There is no 3 foot or 6 foot rule so there’s plenty of contact for your $20. That said, since I am not interested in walking around with a hard on for no reason, the downside of listening about their college plans, their children or their recovery from the stomach flu (ugh, true story) isn’t worth it. Plus, getting glitter on me in addition to the interesting odors associated with strippers isn’t really all that high on my list.

Probably been 5 years since I’ve been in a strip club and that was for a bachelor party.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The stomach flu is a good one… tip me or else!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

What killed me about that situation…her stage name was “Pegasus”.

Really? Naming yourself after a horse probably isn’t good business but then she wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, thats for sure.

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Fly free Pegasus fly free … ?

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The Block in Baltimore (that was on fire) had dances ranging from $20-200 ($40 hand, $80 oral etc) very loose in their allowances as long as you knew the answers and questions.

Basically if you could prove you weren’t a cop by using methods that would have qualified as entrapment you could get anything…

Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You clearly have never met Chastity and Dallas.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that directed at me? If so, you’re right.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was for FireStarkey, but would work for you too. C&D were Solarise’s $6K strippers in Vegas.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

$6,000? wow, at that price you ought to be able to keep them for a month.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Starkey, our Director of Global Sourcing just left (announced three minutes ago). Email me if you want deets.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Starkey left?!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully it’ll increase funding for the game wardens, who are easy targets of the state legislature budget. They’re supposed to be paid for by hunting permit fees, which increase every year, but their budget has decreased.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I seem to recall an Economist piece about that and the decline in number of permits issued as a big reason. Not necessarily about CA but probably a factor here too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Beane speaks:

Beane spoke briefly about the difficulties of getting top free-agents to come to Oakland – “the last several years,” he noted. There are numerous reasons for various individual’s decisions; for instance, geography. Lance Berkman turned down an extra year from the A’s in order to go to St. Louis, much closer to his Houston home, for one season.

But the fact remains, the A’s now have made better offers to four free agents in the past three years and lost out to teams offering fewer years, less money or both. The facility is not helping, Beane said today, and there’s no doubt that’s true. ESPN’s Buster Olney wrote about the sewage seepage issue at the clubhouse level, and that’s true – it gets pretty unpleasant on some days, and at least one visiting team’s trainer last year was worried about e-coli in the clubhouse. Not really a fine selling point.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds like the same problems Cal has with Memorial Stadium

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently the field level of the Colosseum is below sea level, and next to a creek, so drainage must be extra fun there.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL A’s

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

How to reply when contacted by the A's: A user's guide

1) Make up any excuse you can think of.
2) Pretend your cell phone’s losing signal
3) Hang up

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Like this?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Harry Potter is an asshole.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

royrules’ head just exploded.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Why are there naked photos of the chick in that link or some such thing?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Why are there naked photos of the chick in that link

Probably because someone pasted them there.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly there is a comma fault.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahah

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha awesome

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

dude is really, really short

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by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this link sfw?

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Upgraded to the new facebook profile. Doesnt seem much diff.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:24 AM PST reply actions  

Pics or you just created a new Facebook group called “BRING BACK THE OLD FACEBOOK PROFILE”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Im marching through he streets of Berkeley as we speak.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

ITS RELLY BAD ND I AM GOIN TO FORM A PROTEST GORUP

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I bought this workout set and was disappointed when I found out it didn’t come with steroids.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

the problem with fancy pants cellphones

It’s all too easy to do things like play Angry Birds when you’re supposed to be working.

Not that I’d do anything like that, mind you.

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by katster on Dec 7, 2010 10:34 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

How far are you into it?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Far enough to never look back

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Fiddling with the second chapter, actually. Right now, I’m just having fun taking the pigs out without caring about much else.

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by katster on Dec 7, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Get the Golden Eggs. Trust me, you’ll love it.

Get your first by going to the title screen, clicking “i” and sitting through the credits. Then just touch the Golden Egg to get it.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Then just touch the Golden Egg to get it.

Does that line work well for you usually?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I’d ended up with one randomly when I was playing a level.

I also see one on the level I’m working on, but I have no idea…wait, I think I do now.

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by katster on Dec 7, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Play them! They’re just giant pig-killing factories.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I discovered that. Explosive beach balls are awesome.

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by katster on Dec 7, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Simmons book signing today

In New York – should I bother dropping by? My company’s holiday party gets out at 7 and the signing starts at 7:30, so I should be able to make it, I’m just not sure whether I want to bother waiting in line since it’ll probably be really long by the time I get there – and I’m not sure I want to buy another copy of the Book of Basketball if there really isn’t much new content.

On the other hand, I could ask him to dedicate the book “To Yellow Fever, I really didn’t mean all those nasty things I said about Vince Carter. He rules! P.S. Jason Kidd is a meanie!”

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 7, 2010 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

Is he gonna speak?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s just a book signing.

Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.

by yellow fever on Dec 7, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s suppose to come to San Francisco sometime this month.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't see CGB on this Pyramid

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

So it’s a bizarre inverse food pyramid with the top is the most important?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this one from the same website

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

“I’m breaking up with you”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

“You have a tiny…temper”

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

“I met another girl yesterday”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

“Please don’t burn down my house.”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

“I accidentally shot your dog”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

“I slashed the tires on your car.”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

“I’m leaving you for Twist”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the ultimate insult.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs more mango tree.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist shows off his “worm farm?”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you see the Conan jeggings? I thought that was hilarious ..

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s probably as justified as retaining a coach who went 2-10 could possibly be.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

In other news:

Paul Wulff donates entire salary to Jeff Tuel and Tuel Time Productions®

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

They only had 2 wins?

I thought they did better than that this year.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, they’ve been siginificantly more competitive. And that Oregon State game is still mind-boggling.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

They were definitely more competitive this season. That’s why I thought they did better.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Howard Schnellenberger ranks all 35 bowl games.

10. The Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl. San Francisco has its detractors. I defend any city that insists on the irony of being as curvy as Mamie Van Doren in a city full of men who want to wear her girdles. I’m also believe in fighting hunger, which is why I’m eating an entire can of Underwood Deviled ham using a playing card as a spoon as we speak.

11. Bridgeport Education Holiday Bowl. In San Diego, I always order the sea lion. Look for it on the menu under “beach sausage.”

12. Hyundai Sun Bowl. The Koreans have agreed to repay us at last by helping us invade Mexico, and it will start at the Sun Bowl. I’ll be there on a burro named “Libertad,” which I understand means “Steve” in Spanish. Notre Dame will be first into the line of fire. This is as it should be.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Ooh, what does he say about the bowl game that Cal’s playing in?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You go to hell

You go to hell and you die.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You hush.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I Googled "Mamie Van Doren"

Fuck you too, EDSBS.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL TEH GAYS DONT LIKE FB GOOD OBSERVATION SCHELLIEBURGER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I never fully understood the points/pushups ratio.

They scored 15 points against us…. how does that translate into 23 pushups?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Scored a TD + 2 point conversion = 8 pushups
Scored another TD + extra point = 7 pushups + 8 pushups
8 + 7 + 8 = 23.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Why is the first touchdown+2point conversion worth 8 pushups, and the second touchdown and kicked extra point worth 15, though?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s cumulative points, dawg.

So after scoring TD + 2 pt, Oregon has 8 points on the board.

After they score another TD + XP, they now have 15 points on the scoreboard.

Throughout the game, he has performed 23 push-ups.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you explain this using even more words?

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The amount of push-ups that the Oregon Duck mascot, based of Walt Disney’s famous Donald Duck character, performs during a given game, is based off a metric that measures cumulative points scored by the Oregon Ducks football team, coached by Chip Kelly.

For example, let’s take the competition between the Oregon Ducks and the California Golden Bears, which took place at California Memorial Stadium in Berkeley, California. The Oregon Ducks won this game by a score of fifteen to thirteen.

Okay, I’m already bored of this.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you try explaining simple concepts to atoms!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Success

I asked a question and Rishi answered it.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Your gifs are making me laugh today.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s only because they’re dedicated to giving me a hard time.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the fact that it’s the Toronto Rapter slipping and falling on his face.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You gotta make sure you get all the soap suds off your gun after cleaning it.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 7, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell, I could do that!

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m doing that right now!

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be more impressed if the Duck’s pushups looked remotely real.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 7, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Fujita talks Cal rugby and Tedford throwing Tosh under the bus
“Like a lot of people, I was shocked to read about the fate of Cal Rugby. Those of us who went to school at Berkeley, and especially those of us who were student-athletes, recognize how important and impressive this program was. Rugby at Cal was synonymous with greatness….year after year after year. How many programs can say that?

While most of us who played football didn’t get to know Coach Clark well, we all respected the hell out of him. To be honest, there was a time when we all hoped there might be some truth to the rumors that he would coach our football team. His ability to lead was unparalleled. To me, a coach’s job is to teach, motivate, and inspire. And to my friends who had the privilege of spending time with him, the Jacob Waasdorp’s and Shaun Paga’s of the Berkeley world, Coach Clark did exactly that. In the meantime, we’d hear about head coaches of other “revenue” programs throwing their assistants under the bus. I know which type of coach I’d rather play for.

Maybe I’m just naive and maybe spending most of the last 9 years half-way across the country has put me out of touch. But can’t we get past all the political bull-shit and recognize what a travesty this is? The university needs to step up and do the right thing here.

And really, is there any other sport on campus that has forced a Stanford squad into pre-competition submission, failing to even show up at Witter field on the day of a match?"

http://savecalvarsityrugby.com/35432638

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

“Throw under the bus” is an annoying and overused expression. Whatever happened to throwing people to the wolves? Bah. Stay off my lawn.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Busses have replaced wolves as our preferred means of transportation for the football team.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Well how can you throw somebody under the bus from on the bus? Why isn’t he simply thrown off of the bus? Are you suggesting that the team was on the bus and Tedford and Tosh were off the bus having a chat and Tedford pushed Tosh under the bus the team was on as it passed Tedford by? IT MAKES NO SENSE

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He threw him out the front window as the bus was moving.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to use relativity.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Doppler effect…

Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t piss on my bus and tell me it’s raining.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But please slap my ass and call me Sally

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

A rolling bus gathers no Moss.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What about throwing them in the dumpster behind Denny’s?

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes more sense than “under the bus” WHAT THE HELL IS THE BUS???

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

.......

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

At the end of the day, “Throw ____ under the bus” has really jumped the shark.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes me wonder if Fujita knows the entire story or if he is just commenting before getting all the facts…. Cuz Rugby still isn’t going anywhere… It’s really only binge re-classified to basically match up with every other program in the nation

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

*only being

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I know right?

“I’M SHOCKED THAT RUGBY HAS BEEN RECLASSIFIED JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER RUGBY PROGRAM IN THE US”

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

“IT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS TO PUT US ON THE SAME LEVEL AS EVERY SINGLE TEAM WE PLAY IN THE U.S. THROUGHOUT THE SEASON!!!!”

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott… you played under Holmoe for Christ’s sake while at Cal. Please don’t act like you know about how coaching works these days.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hate the fact that Scott Fujita wrote this. I love him, he was a great player, but he is really wrong here.

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Your kid’s on drugs. Thank God for the Internet.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Only in Eugene.

An Oregon man has had an Awesome name change.

Douglas Allen Smith Jr. says he changed his name to Captain Awesome last month because he was inspired by the nickname of a character on the NBC television show “Chuck” – Dr. Devon “Captain Awesome” Woodcomb.

The unemployed Eugene cabinet installer says he found it funny Woodcomb’s father gave him that nickname because a “poor nickname builds good character.”

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Because when I think “awesome”, I think “unemployed cabinet installer”.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Dec 7, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

how can a cabinet installer be unemployed?

seemed like a skill where you can be easily be self employed or put yourself in the yellow pages for people to find you….

by ximiankernel on Dec 7, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much competition.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe no one in Oregon needs cabinets?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

PE too high.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Supply and demand. Whatever that is.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much sweet Oregonian weed

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Prenatal Pole Dancing with Christina Applegate.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Meanwhile, 69 years ago today . . .


One of my parents’ good friends was at Wheeler Army Airfield in Honolulu that day. He told us the story many times of being awakened out of a sound sleep that Sunday morning by explosions. He ran outside to find to a scene of mass chaos. He was able to grab a rifle and starting shooting at the planes, only to discover that his rifle wasn’t loaded. “There I was, in my underwear, trying to fight off the Japanese with an unloaded gun. Hell of a way to start the day.”

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

A date which will live in infamy…

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m hoping to visit the Memorial again when we head to the islands sometime next year.
The whole place had a very eerie feeling.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Are little bits of oil still bubbling up? They were when I was there in the mid 90s.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Still are, afaik.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 7, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve visited the Arizona Memorial before and it’s haunting. From the oil still bubbling up from the ship to the boat ride to the Memorial.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing I did not realize until a recent visit to HI is that Pearl Harbor is really in Honolulu. That was probably just as frightening to the civilians nearby as it was to the military.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

A dictator almost bought Manchester United.

The explosive WikiLeaks revelations which have sent countless governments into a defensive tailspin have also fingered some murky movements in the sports world. Most sensational of the bunch is the claim that the military junta in control of Myanmar (commonly known as Burma) was encouraged to buy English Premier League giant Manchester United.

Myanmar military leader Than Shwe considered making a $1 billion offer to United’s owners – the Glazer family – at the same time the Asian nation’s citizens were struggling desperately to recover from the devastating effects of Cyclone Nargis, which killed more than 138,000 people.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

Now we know they’re just fucking with us.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not implausible

Thaksin Shinawatra owned Manchester City – and he’s under arrest for various human rights violations. Since United is the big brother team in Manchester, it only makes sense that they’d need to be owned by a junta.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

TMQ finally talks about the already-tired Athletics vs. Academics issue

Let’s look at the University of California at Berkeley, a college with renowned academics and highly selective admissions policy.



Cal has a 27-person staff for football coaching and administration, overseeing a roster of 110 players. That’s a 1-to-4 ratio of staff to students. The school’s English department has 71 non-emeritus personnel, plus about 50 support staff, serving a student body of 35,843. That’s a 1-to-296 ratio of staff to students. Judged by staff, Cal devotes even more resources to football, versus English, than does Ohio State. In staffing terms, Cal treats football as 74 times more important than English.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Silly metrics are silly.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That is sooooo stupid, not all students are English majors.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’m tired of this picking on football. While he constantly uses football as an example, in the end, he’s picking on non-revenue sports. Clearly, Easterbrook is in favour of eliminating gymnastics.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal pays its football coach $3,000,000. It pays an English GSI $10,000. That means Cal hates academics 300% more than football.
WTF?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

um no that would be Cal hates academics 30,000% more!!!!

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, meant 300x more. Apparently, I’m more into football than learnin’.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I demand to know the Dutch to football ratio!

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Highland dutch: lowland dutch=1:1
Rotterdam dutch: gorram dutch= 1:1

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Dec 7, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

but what about the Irish?!?!?!? Won’t someone please think of the Irish

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. You can major in Irish?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Fill in the blank

Highland dutch, lowland dutch, rotterdam dutch, ___________

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

goddamn dutch?

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You got it:

There’s the highland ditch and the lowland dutch. The rotterdam dutch and the goooooooooooddamn dutch. Sing glorious, victorious!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, I believe there are highland, lowland, and goddamned dutch, as well as IRISH, aren’t there?

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people see the Irish where others see the “goddamn Dutch”.

Being part Irish I sing “Irish”. It was a tough call, being an atheist.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish he’d attended a school with a higher statistics-professor-to-student ratio.

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Even stats 21 will teach you how to counter most of the article.

Which is sad, because his NFL analysis is pretty interesting.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand math.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cumulative points, dawg.

So after scoring TD + 2 pt, Oregon has 8 points on the board.

After they score another TD + XP, they now have 15 points on the scoreboard.

Throughout the game, he has performed 23 push-ups.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

That still makes no sense.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

/hides in shame.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Football brings in a LOT more $$$ tahn the English dept

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT IT SHOULDNT BE THIS WAY [SOBS))!!!!

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I would pay money to watch some of the English department running around in tight shorts playing with balls.

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

TMQ has become progressively more and more annoying over the years.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 7, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to really enjoy reading it. He’s just starting to frustrate me with his silly statistical analysis.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He also needs to step off the soapbox and just talk NFL.

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed all around.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I DONT AGREE TO THAT!

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And the asinine nicknames, and the obsession with cheerleaders, and the non-sequitor sections that get in the way of actual football and . . .

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 7, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hidden in there is some great NFL analysis.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

100% agreed. But it’s so tiresome. At a certain point I said to myself ‘I know when he’s going to criticize a coach for not going for it on 4th and 1 or praise a great play. I’m not willing to wade through 3,000 words on stuff I don’t care about and damned sevens squared references to read it."

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 7, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Baltimore Nevermores, the Houston Moocows, man so many of them.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

New Jersey A and B

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously? Moocows? God, they’ve gotten worse since I stopped reading.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 7, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They? It’s just one guy!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

‘They’ being the nicknames rather than the author. Or am I atomsing it?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Dec 7, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Could also have been the articles.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

When did Wannstache even get fired?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Minutes ago!
Twitter tells me

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, Wikipedia’s already been updated [1]

Dave Wannstedt (born May 21, 1952 in Baldwin, Pennsylvania), is the former head coach of the University of Pittsburgh Panthers football team.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s running things now…

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wikipedia is self-aware!

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

bye bye Pitt!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

“The roots of Teh Jeff Tedford Offense are spreading”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

(Ludwig calls Bowlsby to tell ‘em he’ll work for the minimum)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Dec 7, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Pitt 1 win away from a BCS bowl?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Two losses away from it

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And every Pac-10 team was a conference switch from being in a BCS Bowl

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Walking Dead is Popular

Apparently, the best basic cable show ratings EVAIR in the “key” 18-49 demographic. But season 2 won’t start until NEXT HALLOWEEN?!!? Eff.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

DUDE

I’ve been waiting for-fucking-ever for Breaking Bad to start too!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE

I’ve been waiting for season 2 of Firefly 4EVAH!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We have some things we need to talk about, CALumbus Bear.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been waiting even longer for Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law to return. DVR is all ready to go!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, more Harvey Birdman, please.

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

and the lesson, as always, is:

Running out of ideas? Go with Zombies.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They had the full season marathon last Sunday… I’m sure they will have a full marathon again…

I’m waiting for Rubicon to start again…

Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Rubicon was cancelled…?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

News link??

Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2010/11/11/rubicon-cancelled-amc/

FX better not fucking cut Terriers… Thought it had a great first season

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

X show ‘Terriers’ cancelled after one season

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Dec 7, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Instead, he claimed that “Terriers” may have been too subtle for viewers, as the drama was perceived to be less “edgy, sexy, and suspenseful” than other FX series.

“When I look at ‘Jersey Shore’ and ‘The Kardashians’ and ‘Sons of Anarchy’ and ‘The Walking Dead,’ you know, we can go on and on and up to and including what is selling in the political space in America, I wouldn’t say that subtlety and nuance describes the most successful pop content in America today,” he said. “If you want to know what it revealed, it revealed that those subtle charms took a little while to get a hold of people and that’s a hard thing to sell.”

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Sons of Anarchy for the first time last week and really liked it.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a lot of fun, the second season was the best. I really got a kick out of how much of the details they got right about being in a MC.

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by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Dec 7, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Rubicon is going into season 2.

AMC makes teh best cool stories evar

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

am I missing something?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they reconsidered???? Networks have done that before…

Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Srlsy?

I have the whole season DVR’d (and unwatched) except the first episode. Been waiting for a marathon to get it. But my freakin DVR is probably set not to record repeats. Argggggh.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You can change that setting, you know.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well-done, bud.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 7, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

She may not want men to fix her problems, but her girlfriends are an entirely different matter.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly! Thank God I am not the only female around here.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Sing it, sista!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m picturing you wearing a pink scoopneck, doing the neck thing, and waving your finger in a very sassy manner. That mental picture is quite disturbing.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in my suit (save for the jacket which I have on my chair). I hav ea skinny silver tie with blue and black diagonal stripes.

Less disturbing?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s on underneath?

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

White vneck undershirt

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes…girlfriends don’t have the ability to fix anything!

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. But I won’t have before the marathon that just happened, is the problem.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No more women on women violence!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been enjoying my ritual of putting it on the DVR on Sunday and watching it Monday. Sad that it’s come to an end.

And it’s not really about zombies, it’s about what it means to be human in impossible circumstances — what drives us to keep going when there’s no hope?

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Dec 7, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I watch it for the zombies, and the consumption of flesh. Stoopid human relationship stuff gets in the way.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

To each his own, I suppose.

That said, fuel-air explosions are awesome.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Dec 7, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

There are tanks and military trucks everywhere, why can’t they find a user manual and use an m1abrams to run over zombie hordes? Also if teh zombies follow gunshots why don’t they use sound supressors.

HRMPH!

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

and the sloppy inconsistent handling of bloody zombies and dead people

one scene, they are on gloves and protective gears gutting a zombie… other times with bare hands…

they have no idea if it is a microbe, virus, etc that causes people to be zombies and there they are handling them with bare hands

by ximiankernel on Dec 7, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Never seen it. Should I?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it. And there is lots of zombie mayhem, so if that’s your thing, definitely.

As for me, I’m trying to figure out how to get my friend who’s not into zombies to watch it with me, which provides a bit more of a challenge.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Dec 7, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask him/her “do you like shows centered around eating?” or “who doesn’t like a good resurrection story?”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 7, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ow. Ow. But I’m a bad person, ’cause I laughed.

Granted, this is the friend that didn’t totally appreciate me sullying her Jane Austin when I gave her Pride & Prejudice & Zombies for her birthday. %)

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Dec 7, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one of the best DBD I’ve read through in a while. The GIF’s are killing me

http://www.youtube.com/user/HANDSOMElifeOFswing - Cal Football Highlights+ More Bay area sports

by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

It’s because they’re making fun of atoms

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well in that case, its funnier.

http://www.youtube.com/user/HANDSOMElifeOFswing - Cal Football Highlights+ More Bay area sports

by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Who should replace Josh McDaniels as head coach of the Denver Broncos?

[1]

The early list of prospective replacements for McDaniels includes Texans coach Gary Kubiak, a former Broncos player and assistant who could be in trouble in Houston; Karl Dorrell, the former UCLA coach who was wide receivers coach with the Broncos in 2002 and ’03,; and Titans coach Jeff Fisher, who might want a change of scenery after 17 years in Tennessee. The bigger the name, the more control that person is going to want.

LOL

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

The bigger the name, the more control that person is going to want.

That means Karl won’t be getting any control. Unless he changes his name to Karlton Montague Mustachioed VanDorrellson. Then still no control.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate the Broncos so much?!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It's part of the Commitment to Excellence

Just Win Baby!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

OHPLEASEOHPLEASE!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you besmirch LOLCats!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a shill for their newest competitor: PringleCats.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I would subscribe to PringleCats.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT WHERE DO I SUBSCRIBE???

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot how popular LOLCats are with the senior citizen demographic

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you youngsters are too busy ballin’ to enjoy internet humor

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi are probably the dumbest meme out there.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid. But I laughed too.

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Real Question

Has anyone here shopped “Select Furniture Outlet” or “Furniture Corporation”. They have stores in SF, Berkeley & Santa Clara.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yelp for the SF store. Apparently they’re all closed?

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that, but they are trying to rent a warehouse from me. Really bad rating on Yelp

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean my bad rating on Yelp will keep me from renting a warehouse from you?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on what you plan to do with said warehouse.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist would turn it into a “Terrible Fashion Emporium!” “Buy a scoop-cut t-shirt and get any scarf, FREE.”

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I am a terrible fashion emperor.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So who should i make season highlights of this year?

i was thinking Vereen, Jones, Allen,Conte, Jordan, Mohammad, Kendricks, Anyone else? not like we had a very great year…..

http://www.youtube.com/user/HANDSOMElifeOFswing - Cal Football Highlights+ More Bay area sports

by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

Mansion, Edwards and O-Line

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe ill so a sack montage…..

http://www.youtube.com/user/HANDSOMElifeOFswing - Cal Football Highlights+ More Bay area sports

by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Add the corner blitzes from Williams and Hagan + some of the safety blitzes.

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d watch all of those. GTavecchio, not so much.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is enough plays from Hagan for one as well.

http://www.youtube.com/user/HANDSOMElifeOFswing - Cal Football Highlights+ More Bay area sports

by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Conte would likely have more, and harder hits at that. But enough for a full blown montage?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Conte’s would be like a LB video, i believe he only had one pick against Arizona.

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by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a blocked punt that he ran for a touchdown vs. ASU too.

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a solid year, He was First Team All Pac Ten after all

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by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

CONTE

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 7, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This guy turned down an opportunity to play in the NFL to continue on as a Train Conductor.

That player was Keith Fitzhugh: a Mississippi State grad who was added by the Jets as an undrafted free agent in 2009, signed off their practice squad by the Ravens before the playoffs and then brought back by the Jets in training camp this summer.

But when Jets director of pro personnel Brendan Prophett called this afternoon, Fitzhugh respectfully turned the team down.

“I told them I’m very thankful for the opportunity,” Fitzhugh said. “But right now, being that it would be for just a couple weeks, I feel that I’d rather stay with a secure company and job, somewhere I know I could have long-term employment.”

Fitzhugh is a conductor for the Norfolk Southern railroad, a job he has held since he was released by the Jets on Sept. 4. He said several times he is thankful for his job and enjoys it.

Steady employment, which is not the nature of the NFL, is important to him because he helps support his parents. His father, Keith Fitzhugh, Sr., is disabled and unable to work.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

This guy also has a great first name.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to self: 49er16 likes guys named Keith.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 7, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking that

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe his name is Keith?

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to self: 49er16’s first name is obviously Keith.

or he’s wily wascal

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is CGB. Clearly it is the latter.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 7, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But I heard his name was Keith Jackson.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Both

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I do!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Jets director of pro personnel Brendan Prophett

Maybe he’ll later recruit MikeyMo. How meta!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you know Mikey Mo has 3 other prophet cousins at Cal Poly?

http://www.gopoly.com/index.php?p=sports&id=29891&tab=roster

17 Marty Mohamed LB 6-1 235 Sr. III Brawley, CA
90 Kyle Mohamed LB 6-2 225 So. I Brawley, CA
   Dylan Mohamed DB 5-10 185 Fr. HS Brawley, CA

Also:

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear there are a bunch of people with his last name, but as their first name.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Either that or McLovin’

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Personal — Son of Martin and Dee Mohamed … three brothers, Martin, Dylan and Jared … Marty is a senior linebacker at Cal Poly … member of Associated Students of Construction Management, Block P and Spooner All-Stars … hunts for cougars and wild boars in spare time … born April 30, 1990, in El Centro, CA … majors in construction management.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Tedford should have recruited him he had a 4.2 GPA out of HS.

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hunts for cougars and wild boars in spare time

Someone should tell Since.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Too busy criticising Alex Smith.

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

DO ANY OF YOU READ MY POSTS?!?!??!!

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Why am I the only one who responded to this clever, witty, and original joke?!

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you doing awake? Don’t you have to be at work in 6 hours?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Time zones, dawg.

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by Rishi on Dec 8, 2010 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

What are you doing awake? Don’t you have to be at work in 6 hours?

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by TwistNHook on Dec 8, 2010 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Time zones, dawg.

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by Rishi on Dec 8, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more of a cat, really.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 8, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying there’s a chance?!!

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Dec 7, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s out there looking for you, honey. “Sincey Prophet” has a nice ring to it.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah. Mikey Mo and Marty Mo

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 7, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They are similar physical specimens too

Marty Mo is 6-1 235. Mikey Mo is 6-3 245.

Both are inside linebackers

http://www.gopoly.com/index.php?p=sports&id=29891

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Senior linebacker Marty Mohamed, the defensive player of the year in the Great West Conference, has been named Cal Poly’s most valuable player for the 2010 season. The award was presented at the Mustangs’ football banquet held Sunday at the South County Regional Center in Arroyo Grande. Mohamed (6-1, 235, Brawley, Calif.) led Cal Poly in tackles for the second straight year. His 88 stops lifted his career total to 292 tackles

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna get his name called on draft day?

http://www.youtube.com/user/HANDSOMElifeOFswing - Cal Football Highlights+ More Bay area sports

by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

by sec119 on Dec 7, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Rail data has been good in 2010.

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by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out this video

Roxanne parody featuring Rudolph

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

6-year-olds stole game, cash, cigarettes, candy from Covington home, police say

Police say a trio of elementary school-aged burglars broke into a Covington home Saturday, stealing a board game, money and cigarettes while their mother was at a parenting class.

Covington Police spokesman Jack West said Monday that the two 6-year-olds and a 3-year-old were the youngest burglars he had ever seen. However, state law prevented police from arresting any of the children and it is unclear whether any action will be taken against their mother, Sarah Davenport, 26.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

Mike Tyson and Sylvester Stallone elected to the Boxing Hall of Fame

Three former boxing champions and one fictional one are headed to Canastota next summer.

Mike Tyson and movie star Sylvester Stallone were announced as inductees to the International Boxing Hall of Fame’s class of 2011 Tuesday along with Julio Cesar Chavez, Kostya Tszyu, trainer Ignacio Beristain and referee Joe Cortez.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

I thought it was funny.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

http://twitter.com/Kenny_Mayne

BeastMode skit soon?

Returning to scene of marshawn lynch special. Table for four..Applebee’s.

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sing-Off First Night Results

Good news for CGBers Pitch Slapped from Berklee College of Music in Boston, MA was eliminated. Bad news, The Backbeats from the University of Southern California and the University of California Los Angeles was not. Also the Rapists group On the Rocks is still in it too.

Red lines, sharp nails
There's no pain but cleartrails

Greeks Offer More Meat

by Ravenous Ute on Dec 7, 2010 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

I really liked the show, I have a lot of respect for acapela groups and those groups were all pretty good… I liked seeing the Berlee kids, who seemingly had never had been given sincere criticism, getting kicked off in the first round

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Berklee

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 7, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm outta here

Enjoy you night folks.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Dec 7, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

HAHA this is the best youtube comment ive ever seen!....poor guy.

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by 4Ever Golden on Dec 7, 2010 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, the bank called….

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT HE WAS SPECIAL, GOTDAMNIT

He just never used his specialness to “take us to the next level” /cliche’d

Five

by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG DAFT PUNK TRON: LEGACY SOUNDTRACK IS OUT!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 7, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And it’s pretty fucking awesome. Only complaint, like that of so many soundtracks, is that the songs are too short to get my groove on.

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That EITS song is one of my very favorites <3 So damn good.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I may have told this story before, but I saw them play once in like this storage warehouse several years ago in down in OC, and between the loudness of the amps and the power of the music, my heart was literally palpitating for several minutes after they were done playing.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

EITS is kickass study music. I heard them first on Friday Night Lights, and all the songs on Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place are my top 4 played songs on Itunes.

by boomtho on Dec 7, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

trisweb:

If you do get that time machine please use it to stop Riley from breaking his leg or Tavecchio from false starting himself

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 7, 2010 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

Really? You’re not doing any time machine shenanigans that involve Hermione??

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Dec 7, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No answer…Someone just went running to their time machine.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 7, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately I do not own said time machine

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 7, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That must be one crazy crossover world.

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was Meg from Family Guy that she had sex with

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 8, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

A Dream Come True for Twist

The time: October 31, 1949
The place: The Greek Theatre, Berkeley, California
The people: (wait for it)
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University of California President Robert Gordon Sproul, Prime Minister of India Pandit Jawahralal Nehru, Indira Gandhi, Indian Ambassador to the United States Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit [by amazing coincidence, Nehru’s sister], Governor of California Earl Warren, Mrs. Warren, and Mrs. Sproul.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sure you’re being tongue-in-cheek about the “amazing coincidence” part, but it’s my understanding that Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit was an extremely bright and accomplished lady in her own right.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure her appointment as ambassador was entirely based on her own merit, and that her relationship to Nehru played no role in it whatsoever.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not Nehru’s fault that he was related to such a capable person!

Honestly, read her bio. She had been a member of the Congress party, had held elective office on her own for over a decade before India became fully independent and Nehru became Prime Minister, she had held ministerial posts, had been governor of a state, had been a imprisoned multiple times during the independence movement for her work as a freedom fighter, and she had written several books… She’s probably one of the most accomplished women in politics of the 20th century, and I don’t think it’s fair to insinuate that her accomplishments were in large part the result of nepotism.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Atoms, she was clearly an accomplished person. But there is absolutely no way she would have been appointed ambassador to the United States had she not been a close relative of Nehru.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither of them would’ve been what they were if they weren’t the children of Motilal Nehru.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it is true. Nepotism is a large part of the corruption in India.

The author, who has 35 years’ consulting experience, has taught at University of California Berkeley, where he was able to observe the culture and the way the senior management operates.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you dont say

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 8, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Dare I ask who that is?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 8, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Lisa Murkowski

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 8, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The judges would also have accepted Mitch or Mary Landrieu.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 8, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

George W. Bush?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 8, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hilary Clinton

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 9, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Technically not the actual child of Bill Clinton.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe nepotism is confined to a parent-child relationship. And, in any event, it’s Arkansas. Assume nothing.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Your “cousins” from WV would definitely know.

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 9, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, wow. Poor CB81. She can barely make a post anymore without someone laying down some epic mockery. And I say this as one of the perpetrators.

by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

An attorney was waering a db suit today and crowing abot how you cant find them anywhere and how great they are and Im all “Dude, you are barking up the wrong tree.” Brag all you want Im right there with you

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me about the jacket Nehru is wearing in this photo, Twist. Since Nehru is wearing it, does that make it a Nehru jacket?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just a jacket if Nehru is wearing it.

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No, bc it dont have the right collar. Hes not wearing a Mandarin collar jacket.

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s Nehru’s jacket!

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

DON’T USE ITALICIZE AGAINST ME!

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by TwistNHook on Dec 7, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

DON’T USE CAPITAL LETTERS AGAINST ME!

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 7, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What if he refers to them as Sacramento! letters?

by atomsareenough on Dec 8, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Capitol letters would be okay.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 8, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll add “Mandarin collar” to the list of things that China lost in the Opium Wars.

by sec119 on Dec 8, 2010 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You ended your quotes too soon. Too soon!

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s mah boi Vikram Pandit?

Five

by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nehru is a prick.

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by Rishi on Dec 8, 2010 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s not. He’s dead.

by atomsareenough on Dec 8, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs more Marshall.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 7, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 7, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the foreshortening that makes her look so weird, in person, she would look much more normal. Very unfortunate, methinks she was trying to look sexy.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Dec 7, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No it’s the arm hair

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Dec 7, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for the header, Redonk

Five

by Thoroughbred on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Brown Christmas is on tonight...

…for anyone who has yet to get in the holiday spirit.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up!

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 7, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s going to do it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 7, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ethnic stereotypes must be maintained at all costs.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 8, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Now I’m imagining Linus trying to put a blanket around the cold dark void where your heart should be and failing miserably.

by sec119 on Dec 8, 2010 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

My gf said it sucked and flipped over to Glee.

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 8, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

which was awesome!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Dec 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Brown is awesome.

8

by Rishi on Dec 8, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree 100%, but had no say in the matter.

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 8, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

And that was the end of Independent Spazzy.

by sec119 on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

FLY FREE SPAZZY FLY FREE!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE KILLING INDEPENDENT SPAZZY!

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by Rishi on Dec 8, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so Sam Acho of Texas wins the Campbell trophy...

At least Mikey Mo walks away with $18k in scholarship money???

http://twitter.com/#search?q=campbell%20trophy

by Redonkulous Bear on Dec 7, 2010 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

I hate Texas so much.

by paleodan on Dec 7, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would they give it to somebody named after a sneeze?

by atomsareenough on Dec 7, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s part of the Cho clan? Sam, a Cho, …

by sec119 on Dec 8, 2010 1:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ajew? Up here?

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 8, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

What stations are playing Christmas music?

by Yes We Cannon on Dec 7, 2010 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

A little station called “All of Them”

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by Rishi on Dec 7, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

96.5 is apparently all Christmas all the time until the big day.

by Scootie on Dec 7, 2010 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

96.5 is the devil.
They. Must. Be. Stopped.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Dec 8, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

no. like. seriously.

It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].

by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 8, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

102.1 in Chico.

It plays the LAME Christmas music, the stuff that is only worthwhile in a Rankin/Bass special.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Dec 9, 2010 12:54 AM PST up reply actions  

SBUX

I was in there today and heard “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” and other assorted Christmas songs.

I am of the opinion that the Vincent Guaraldi Trip Charlie Brown Christmas is the best Christmas album ever.

by LeonPowe on Dec 9, 2010 3:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I am of the opinion that all non-traditional versions of carols and any modern Christmas songs… say since 1940?… are bad and must be stopped.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

White Christmas is out, then?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 9, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the version. I would be inclined to grant an exemption for Bing Crosby.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

1942. Too late.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Dec 9, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s my insane arbitrary cut off, I’m extending an exemption for both White Christmas and the Little Drummer Boy duet with David Bowie.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that version! (Little Drummer Boy)

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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan of that song, really.

by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you too young to own a radio? :(

by sec119 on Dec 8, 2010 1:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I have an FM Radio app on my phone…

by atomsareenough on Dec 8, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the word that the kids use when they are referring to a wireless.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Dec 8, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

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