What would you do for a Cal win over Oregon this weekend?

by bearbacker on Nov 9, 2010 12:45 PM PST

I was thinking about how epic a victory over Oregon would be this weekend. A middling Cal team who has been blown out by dubious opponents. We are replacing a 3rd yr starter with a new QB with a porn star name whom the coaching staff do not think much of. Two of our best players (Keenan Allen and Mike Mo) are banged up. Everyone in College Football is betting against us, even the most hard core Cal fans are wondering about how badly we will be destroyed. A victory here would go down in Cal history as one of the best moments of Cal football. Folks this is our Rose Bowl and a victory here will be EPIC.

So my question to all you Cal fans is: What will you do if Cal upsets Oregon this Saturday?

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What will you do if Cal beats Oregon?

Name your first born after Brock Mansion

20 votes

Paint my body blue and gold and streak across Telegraph

12 votes

Donate money to Cal and /or Cal Athletics

18 votes

Stop calling for Tedfords head after every loss

32 votes

82 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

Hell, I’d name my first born after Brock even if we don’t win. That’s a name you can set your watch to.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 9, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions

We need reason to name someone Brock?

by GBB4188 on Nov 9, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions

I’d take a raincheck and save that big win for another season where a Rose Bowl might be on the line….

by Missing Barry on Nov 9, 2010 1:52 PM PST reply actions

I’d save that win for 1 week later!

That said, why not both?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 9, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions

we should play every game like its our Rose Bowl! Close out Memorial in style…

by bearbacker on Nov 9, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

rec’d with a furry of a thousand suns!!!!!

How awesome (albeit unlikely) would it be finish out the last year in the old Memorial Stadium with an undefeated record.?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 9, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions

you said 'furry'...heh heh

heh heh
heh heh

Stand the whole game, stay to the end, and start yelling while they're still in the huddle. GO BEARS

by JerrottWillard45 on Nov 10, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions

a furry fury perhaps?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 10, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions

I was thinking about what I was going to name my future son the other day...

*Inset something witty here*. Oh, and Stanfurd Sucks.

by FrankCohen on Nov 9, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions

Was the final verdict, Brock, Beau or Keenan?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 9, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions

Breaunan.

by sec119 on Nov 9, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions

My first born’s name is already reserved MaDes(h)awen Monty Buckley Powe

by LeonPowe on Nov 9, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions

my first set of twins will be marshawn and desean regardless of the sex of the babies

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 10, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions

I renamed my twins Jerrott and Willard

Do any of you lawyers handle family lawsuits?

Stand the whole game, stay to the end, and start yelling while they're still in the huddle. GO BEARS

by JerrottWillard45 on Nov 10, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions

needs moar Yogi

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 10, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions

Nothing.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 9, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions

Deal, I’ll give you nothing, you give me a Cal win over Oregon… You guys r the best! kthanxbai!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 9, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

No problem!

I have a feeling this could come back and bite me…

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 10, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions

naw you’re good, the contract says so

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 10, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions

No! We need to provide valuable consideration. Otherwise, this contract is illusory!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 10, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions

I find it funny that this was posted by someone named bearbacker

by Rishi on Nov 9, 2010 4:18 PM PST reply actions

finally someone gets the irony

I couldnt believe no one has pointed this out yet. I hope people think this is hilarious
http://www.calbearbackers.com/

by bearbacker on Nov 9, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions

Is this sfw?!

by Rishi on Nov 10, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions

yes it is.

The official Cal alumni donor website. You can even get a bearbacker T shirt.

by bearbacker on Nov 10, 2010 6:52 AM PST up reply actions

lol

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 10, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions

I would pay up to ten dollars if it guaranteed a victory for Cal.

CGB: Quality is our Dignity; Service is our Lift.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 9, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions

I would eat somebody else’s Klondike bar!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 9, 2010 8:39 PM PST reply actions

Anything except a 2010 Big Game loss.

Heck, maybe the USC game was our price for a win against Oregon!

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die
CAL 34 - STAN 28

by Nik Jam on Nov 9, 2010 10:41 PM PST reply actions 2 recs

That’s not how it worked last year. Though, Oregon did come first last year.

by atomsareenough on Nov 10, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions

Rec'd. This.

You had me at Cal 34 – Stan 28.

Stand the whole game, stay to the end, and start yelling while they're still in the huddle. GO BEARS

by JerrottWillard45 on Nov 10, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions

except for the last one on the poll

I’d do any of those for a beer.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 10, 2010 9:36 AM PST reply actions

Since I've already done 3 of the 4......

….I guess it’s time to write a check to Cal !!!!!!

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Nov 11, 2010 3:41 PM PST reply actions

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