Yep, that's right! Laptop theft is the hottest new trend sweeping the nation. Don't be a lamewad, sitting alone in your house, not stealing laptops! Get out there and Masoli some things. Because not only did our good friend formerly to the North, Jeremiah Masoli get in on some of that sweet, sweet action, now Cam Newton dropped some red hot trendiness on our candyasses:
According to the report, Newton was arrested in 2008 while he was a student at Florida for stealing a laptop.
Within 3 weeks, predict Justin Beiber to be "caught" with tons of laptops hidden under his bangs. It's all the rage!
2010 CALIFORNIA FOOTBALL
Saturday, Nov. 13, 4:30 p.m. (PT)
Cal (5-4, 3-3 Pac-10) vs. Oregon (9-0, 6-0 Pac-10)
Memorial Stadium, Berkeley, CA
TV: Versus (2D) - Ron Thulin (Play-By-Play), Glenn Parker (Analyst), Lewis Johnson (Sideline Reporter); Versus (3D) - Wayne Larrivee (Play-By-Play), Erik Kramer (Analyst), Heidi Androl (Sideline Reporter)
Cal Commercial Radio: KGO 810 AM (San Francisco) - Joe Starkey (Play-By-Play), Troy Taylor (Analyst, Pregame Show), Todd McKim (Pregame Show, Sideline), Lee Grosscup (Postgame Show), Kate Scott (Postgame Show) Each broadcast begins with a 60-minute pregame show. The postgame show includes reaction from the Bears' locker room and the "Postgame at the Paragon" program from the Paragon Bar & Cafe at the Claremont Resort & Spa hosted by Lee Grosscup and Kate Scott.