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DBD 11.17.2010 The Classy Bowl

Your team has just played a hard fought, close game against a rival team.  You may have won, you may have lost, but that’s not important anymore.  All that matters now is playing a second, less publicized but equally important game:  The Classy Bowl!  You may not have been aware, but there are actually two competitions each week.  One a game of football, the other a game to see which team / university / fan base / mascot / band / local-proprietor-of-illegally-licensed-merchandise has more class than those horribly non-classy people from the other side!  If your team lost the football game, solace can be found in the Classy Bowl.  And if your team won it becomes critically important to establish overall dominance by taking the Classy title from those sensitive jerks!

Star-divide

Now that I’ve explained the Classy Bowl, allow me to offer a few helpful hints when you’re engaged in battle with your shameless foes!

 

Helpful hint: Your opponent’s point doesn’t matter.  No matter what they say, just respond with your point.  Sure, it will result in a conversation in which both sides say different, unrelated things over and over.  But that’s what you have to do to win the day!  On an related note, the last person to say something automatically wins, so be dedicated and never give up!

 

Helpful hint: Always remember, we live in a starkly black and white world.  Everything your team does is either 100% legal or a cunning strategy invented by your genius head coach.  Everything your opponent does is 100% illegal and deliberately used by their arrogant cheater head coach because the awful refs are in that coach’s back pocket.  THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND.

 

Critical point:  To win the Classy Bowl you must not be classy. I know, this may seem counter-intuitive, but it is critical.  After all, the act of calling somebody not classy isn’t a classy thing to do.  Besides, the only period of time that’s up for debate in the Classy Bowl is the previous game, plus any events immediately before and after that game!  So be as rude as possible.  Curse! Toss insults!  If your opponent’s team / coach / mascot / player can be insultingly misspelled or rhymed with an unflattering word go to that well as often as you can!

 

So good luck in your righteous battle Mr. "your team is unbelievable dirty while my team is totally classy" guy– few things on earth are more critically important than trying to figure out which group is 100% morally bankrupt and which side supports the righteous American virtues of God, country and football!

Poll
Who is classier?
Norcalnick
10 votes
The dirty, cheating enemies of Norcalnick
8 votes
The one joke answer that 80% of DBD readers will pick
30 votes

48 votes | Poll has closed

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Avi’s recap with Kodiak’s thoughts

At least that’s what this one felt like. Cal got fouled 37 times—the refs made sure to call everything tonight—and shot 50 free throws, which is three more than the actual number of field goals they took. FITTY! Jorge Gutierrez shot 13 of 15, MarkhurI Sanders-Frison shot 7 of 10, Brandon Smith shot 5 of 8. Almost all of them were deserved, but it sure took the pace and tempo of this game away.

What’s a little worrying is they missed 19 of them, which could hurt us down the road. Cal pulled away with a brief spurt in the second half, but there wasn’t really much separating us from the Matadors for the first twenty-five minutes. If we’d made a few more free throws, we create distance a lot quicker and we…

Ah, what the hell. I don’t know what I’m whining about. I kind of figured this stuff was going to happen. It’s like complaining about a puppy doing his business on your rug when you don’t take him out for a walk. I’ll let the experiment breathe before I begin pontificating about the results.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for Cal winning something!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah bears!

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Nov 17, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

In news we already knew, Mikey Mo is smart. But you can add a few more Bears to that list:

Cal’s second-team selections include Alex Lagemann (Jr., WR, 3.69, Media Studies), Ernest Owusu (Jr., DL, 3.32, Political Economy), Giorgio Tavecchio (Jr., PK, 3.69, Undeclared) and John Tyndall (Jr., FB, 3.08, Interdisciplinary Studies). Owusu’s selection follows his ESPN Academic All-District® 8 First-Team pick earlier this month.

Justin Cheadle (Jr., OL, 3.07, American Studies), Richard Fisher (Sr., OL, 3.10, Civil Engineering), Chris Guarnero (Sr., OL, 3.07, American Studies), Mitchell Schwartz (Jr., OL, 3.15, American Studies), Matt Summers-Gavin (So., OL, 3.35, Political Studies) and Beau Sweeney (So., QB, 3.27, American Studies) were selected honorable mention.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 16, 2010 11:51 PM PST reply actions  

OK

“Junior-Undeclared” is not right. Is it?

And shout out to Richard Fisher! Hope he will graduate on time.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

hey now, Giorgio is killing it in all his GE classes!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I thot he was CUIN.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Fisher getting a 3.1 in civil engineering is pretty nice :)

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. Better than my GPA was.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I studied Civil Engineering. : (

Though! Fisher was in a few of my classes. Nice guy.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

More importantly

What is “American Studies”?

by daveman on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You study Americans.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was what an American does when preparing for a test.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It's the study of Real America

with specializations available in Deep Frying, Huntin’ and Fishin’, and NASCAR.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Men’s soccer discovers that when you win the Pac-10 you get a bunch of awards:

California’s A.J. Soares was named the Pac-10 Player of the Year, Golden Bears head coach Kevin Grimes earned his unprecedented fifth Pac-10 Coach of the Year award and six Bears claimed spots on the All-Pac-10 teams, conference commissioner Larry Scott announced on Tuesday. David Bingham, Servando Carrasco, Hector Jimenez and Davis Paul joined Soares on the All-Pac-10 first team, while Steve Birnbaum earned All-Pac-10 honorable mention.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 16, 2010 11:53 PM PST reply actions  

Reshanda Grey loves gushers

and that may have been the key to her recruitment:

“Everywhere I went, there were Gushers,” Gray told Melissa Rohlin of the Los Angeles Times. “They filled every room up with Gushers.” Gray was clearly taken with the gesture, which helped separate Cal’s commitment to the power forward from the gaggle of other school’s aiming for her signature. The Washington Prep (Calif.) star grew up in a notoriously rough Los Angeles neighborhood, and it was an after-school coordinator who first drew her into basketball and out of a destructive path she said almost certainly would have led to a jail cell.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 16, 2010 11:55 PM PST reply actions  

Farudo’s wrap, with some troubling results about our upcoming opponents

– New Mexico (2-0), which visits Cal on Saturday evening for a post-Big Game hoops event, posted a methodical 76-62 win over Arizona State. Senior guard Dairese Gary scored 18 points for the Lobos. Trent Lockett had 22 on 9-for-12 shooting for ASU (0-1) but the rest of the Sun Devils shot 31 percent.

– Meanwhile, No. 25 San Diego State (2-0) went into the McCarthey Center in Spokane, Wash., and handed No. 11 Gonzaga just its fifth defeat in the building since it opened in 2004. Billy White scored 30 points and the Aztecs won 79-76. San Diego State visits Haas on Dec. 8.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

We are probably going to lose both of those games.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

With that attitude we will.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with the fans being realistic. The team better believe they’re gonna win those games, though!

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

How is the team going to believe in themselves if the fans can’t?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they are quite capable of winning and will gladly root for them to do so. It’s not some egregious sin to acknowledge that New Mexico and SDSU are good teams, though, and probably better than ours at this point. But I didn’t say we didn’t have a shot.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

[He’s trying to incite the team by giving them an “it’s all of us versus all of them” mentality, teaching them to rely on each other and not to base their performance on fan perspective]

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

[But the team is going to feed off the negative energy, instead the positive energy that atoms could be constructively providing]

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not atoms fault that he’s putting off negative energy.

It’s just the way he spins.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

/tried to make a science joke.

//should have known better

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Atoms don’t have negative energy since negative energy doesn’t exist. Also, atoms themselves don’t spin, although they do have a spin quantum number that is the total of electron spin. This is what leads to paramagnetism.

/atoms’d
//meta

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ion don’t understand.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

lol, we’re so quarky

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m never going to try to make a quantum science joke again.

I think part of my brain just tried to escape out my ear…so that it could punch me in the face.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi says: “Quantum? I hardly know him!”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If part of my brain ends up in Ohio and tries to punch you in the face, I’m very sorry.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

BRING IT, MEDULLA OBLONGATA!!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s still p!ssed because I started using the electric fly swatter to balance the checkbook faster.

Electrical Brain Stimulation May Boost Math Skills

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

[then they’ll join the dark side and cut down younglings?]

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps that is because the classy bowl does not have a winner.

by Ursa Major on Nov 17, 2010 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they all end in ties?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:11 AM PST up reply actions  

You just confused Donovan McNabb again.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Its OK, he can now pay soembody to figure out the rules for him!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you know that giant deal he signed has an opt-out clause for the Redskins after this season?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Smart on their part

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. So it wasn’t nearly as dumb a deal as we all initially assumed.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were kidding

maybe McNabb’s lawyer/agent misread something. I thought there was “guaranteed money” for part of this?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s guaranteed $3.5MM if they cut him at the end of this year.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

talk about your escape clauses.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Dan Snyder made a non-dumb signing!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I for one am shocked.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

The opt out has a ~$12M fee associated with it.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean what he’s already being paid?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

No. Read some sportswriter’s analysis of it yesterday (Michael Smith I think?) that if they cut him after the season they would have to cut him a $12M check to opt out. Have not read contract though, so that’s all I “know”.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

This must be one complicated contract; I’ve read significantly different analyses.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it doesn’t. The trigger is that he’s due an option bonus of 10MM which guarantees him a base salary of 2.5MM next year if the bonus is paid, which means the Redskins can basically retain him for 12.5MM next year, not that that’s what he’s guaranteed.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Chron previews Big Game by looking back at Shane’s 42 carries vs. Stanford last year:

In the 113th version of the Big Game on Saturday at Memorial Stadium, Vereen needs but 2 yards to reach 1,000 for the first time in his college career; he nearly made it last year with 952 yards, most of which came in relief of the injured Jahvid Best. “I want the victory on Saturday,” Vereen said. “Hopefully, I’ll get the 2 yards, get rolling. It’s a good motivation for any back to get 1,000. More important this week is playing well against a tough Stanford team.”

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 12:01 AM PST reply actions  

Here’s a good list of reasons to attend the Big Spike on Friday night:

The fourth-ranked California volleyball team has a chance to pull ahead in the race for the Pac-10 title as the Golden Bears host No. 2 Stanford in the 72nd Big Spike. Cal matched its program record for single-season conference wins (13) last weekend and now has the opportunity to secure the best record in school history as well. The Bears have not swept the season series over the Cardinal in 31 years; since a pair of wins in 1979.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Put I’m taking my nephew and his friend to the Bonfire rally. I’m so torn!

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

*But

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ll be doing the same because my wife has never gone and YWC’s cryptic comment has us worried that if we don’t go this year she may never see a bonfire.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, YWC has never said a single thing ever relating in any way at any time to the Bonfire. What are you talking about???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Replacing the bonfire with LEDs, due to local air quality board complaining about the bonfire …

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, the Men’s Octet can no longer sing “stanfurd girl”

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

They also didn’t know the California Drinking Song when they came by my group before the ASU game… Dude its like the 8th week of the season… And its a fun song… WTF?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the real fire was replaced by cellophane years ago?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That was the UCLA rally my freshman year.

No, I did not get to be one of the freshmen with more cellophane. :(

(And no, I don’t think it’s coincidence we stopped that tradition.)

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were kidding. That’s just sad. : (

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It was. It sucked, because the fire marshal shut us down just hours before the rally and the cellophane was a last minute addition.

Given that this was a warm October day five years after the firestorm, I understand why, but it still sucked.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, this is one of the reasons I don’t mind rain on Friday so much.

I’m surprised I don’t remember hearing this story. What years were you in Rally Committee? I graduated in 2009, but it’s likely we know some of the same people, at least in passing.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

1996-2000, although my involvement was heavier in the early years.

I did a few things during grad school (2002-2003) but it was mostly helping with crowd control for Bonfire and taping cards for card stunts.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Excellent. I’m almost positive we know some of the same people. Good deal!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I slowed down somewhat because (a) I got involved in the OCF, which ended up eating a lot of time, (b) I didn’t entirely fit with the clique of people who formed the core of the committee at the time I was in it, which meant that I got passed over for different things, and © I was struggling with some other issues in college that were making it difficult to juggle time.

I should probably show up at some alumni function at some point, though.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

b is shitty. It’s weird how quickly things like that change, too.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, my observations from the outside was that the 2002-2003 committees would have probably been a better fit for me.

Don’t get me wrong, there were some great people in my years, but a lot of them were in particular frats/sororities, and since Greek life wasn’t really my thing, I sorta felt like I was always a bit on the outside.

But yeah, the bits and pieces I can see from the occasional alumni emails make me think the newer committees are doing an awesome job.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you ever get any alumni emails a few years back about an awesome Cannoneer?????

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Naw, but I knew he was awesome because he talked about cannon duty for CGB. :)

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard that guy was a dick!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You both know Oski!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, he’s on the 70-year plan. And still a sophomore!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooooohh.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

And that was my fire! So beautiful.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

the first time I went to one

I was literally afraid the logo on my shirt was going to melt. Big fire is big (and I can’t even imagine the ones like at TA&M or wherever the accident happened)

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

TAMU is correct. Now there’s a memorial to it in the middle of their campus, which is really just a field.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they have a bonfire to commemorate the victims?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

dont get me started on TAMU’s fucking bonfire and their stupid fucking accident that was caused because they are fucking idiots.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you already got started there.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The saddest part of it was that it was entirely preventable and it was their fucking pride that caused it. Its horrible to admit this but all the ’Horns I knew generally agreed that the accident was “such an Aggie thing to have happen”.

Fucking morons

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

just one picture of that

was enough to see it was dangerous. Even without being on fire.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Two of my friends got minor injuries in that bonfire. (If you work in Houston, you end up with Aggie friends)

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That was also 1996, which cast a bit of a pall on our big game bonfire preparation, even though TAMU went crazy with theirs. I like our pallet structure, to be honest.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

FRESHMEN MORE WOOD

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I apologize for this classless joke but:

FRESHMEN MORE FRESHMEN!

by CountDuku on Nov 17, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

knew this was coming

by CountDuku on Nov 17, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

And yet you couldn’t stop it.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t fake enough injuries

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been too long since I’ve been here, I have to be polite in real life. The next one will be be super nasty, no apologies.

by CountDuku on Nov 17, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the pallet is much more structurally sound. TAMU bonfire was no joke though, I knew a guy who took a semester off from school to be on the TAMU bonfire committee.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was happy that the mic man knew it last year after the horrible Oregon State game.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I said no such thing!

But seriously, this has been going on for a while, with a big push starting with the 2007 Bonfire. Based on what the rally inherently is, the BAAQMD trying to limit open burning (it’s technically permitted as a special event fire if it’s cleared, but can be restricted if they decide the fire danger for the day is too high), and the University wanting to have a less-polluting event, the future of the Rally is kind of questionable. The Rally Committee’ll put it on for as long as they can, but no one’s quite sure how long that’ll be.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

that's fine

next rally: BAAQMD headquarters! 7PM, bring empty bottles and rags.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

for cock sauce?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Nov 18, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, why is Stanfurd ranked higher when we beat them (In Palo Alto!) and have the same conference record? LAME!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

ROYAL!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Niners Nation looks at the 3rd down woes vs. the Rams

The 49ers just pulled off a heart-attack-inducing victory over the St. Louis Rams this past Sunday that saw more ups and downs than Kentwan Balmer running Mount Singletary. The game saw a heroic late-game performance by Troy Smith along with crucial plays made by his receivers. Smith threw for 356 yards on only 17 completions and was money when he needed to be.

Where Troy wasn’t “money” though was on third down. The team converted ZERO (that’s one less than one, for those scoring at home) third downs out of ELEVEN attempts…ten of which were passing plays by Smith.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 AM PST reply actions  

FACTS. They are hard to argue with, but I am willing to take a try.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 17, 2010 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, they did convert one third down on a PI call.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

What was the average down and distance on these 3rd downs?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Me three.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP HATTIN ON ME!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate my life

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet Ryan Reynolds can count to three. I’m pretty sure he can count to two …

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

That was almost a really insightful comment.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

JUST WIN BABY

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Lakers beat the Bucks, Silver Screen and Roll looks further

I don’t remember exactly where I read it earlier today, but some idiot was talking about how tonight’s game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Milwaukee Bucks was going to be different than most of the contests the Lakers have seen so far this season. Different, because unlike most of the opponents the Lakers have faced so far, Milwaukee is a superior defensive team (ranked #1 coming in) and a terrible offensive team (ranked #29 coming in), so the Lakers might struggle to score a bit more than usual, but should come through with some decent defense.

I guess it all sounds kind of logical, but that moron couldn’t have been more wrong. Instead, we saw another shootout eerily similar to all the other Laker contests this season. Tonight, once again riding the hot hand of Shannon Brown and the rest of the bench, the Lakers were the victors, but only because they topped the 1.16 points per possession (PPP) the previously woeful Bucks put up with an obscene 1.28 PPP for the purple and gold. Nice job putting points on the board Lakers, but you really need to figure out how to put the clamps down.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:20 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That age old question

If LA sucks, do Lakers fans fans, in turn, also suck?

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, by being Lakers, they’re supporting the LA economy, thus allowing LA to continue sucking (true story). Thus, yes.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

THE PREVIOUS PLAY IS UNDER REVIEW

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, by being Lakers, they’re supporting the LA economy, thus allowing LA to continue sucking (true story). Thus, yes.

AFTER REVIEWING THE PLAY, THE CALL ON THE FIELD IS CONFIRMED

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Pete Carroll would be livid, but he just left LA for Seattle.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s 64 in LA

And the “haze” is actually smog.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We don’t trust air we can’t see.

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Nov 17, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s smoggy here today too, genius.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hayward: The LA of the Bay Area.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Only with more AK-47’s.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

PS, I have a bright, clear, and smog-free view of the Bay… and I’m in SF. Just fyk.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I hate to agree but it’s pretty smoggy here today. There is a distinct layer of brown in my view of the GGB which wasn’t there earlier this week.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

My gawd. It really is an Indian invasion.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Pringle.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Could have been SO funny if you said “There is a distinct layer of brown in my view of the CGB which wasn’t there earlier this week.”

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually on the Peninsula during the day. Not that far from Foster City. That’s where you’re from, right?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I still see no smog out my window.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you in a tall building above it?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that you mention it, there is a small cloud of smog in the East Bay…

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I sense a huge cloud of smug hovering above your desk. Must be one of those famed SF microclimates.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately, I can see through the smug and it smells like manly cologne.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is a man standing on your desk?

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Glass door is transparent

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Te amo, since!

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yo tambien amor!!! ;)

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Nov 17, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re good people, since1997. Good people.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just call her fat?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sactown Royalty sees the real problem: godawful defense

Last night, Geoff Petrie told longtime season ticket holders, our heroic section214 among them, that offense is the real struggle for the Kings right now.

Offense is a bit of a struggle for the Kings: the team is No. 16 in the league in offense, with a just-above-the-mean 106.8 points scored every 100 possessions. The team isn’t shooting particularly well, currently at 25th in the NBA in effective field goal percentage, but has been fantastic overall in limiting turnovers and rebounding on offense. The offense could certainly be better if the big men were more efficient (read: fewer long jumpers) and the wings and guards took better shots (read: fewer contested jumpers off the dribble). This could be a top-10 offense, if everything clicks.

But, uh, Geoff? Bossman? The Kings have the league’s worst defense, playing against the league’s softest schedule. No team — NO TEAM — allows more points per possessions than the Kings. No team — NO TEAM — allows teams to shoot better from the floor. The Kings are worse than average at creating turnovers, limiting opponent free throws and even defensive rebounding.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:22 AM PST reply actions  

Around the Pac-10

UCLA 57, Pacific 44

Pacific is easily my 2nd favorite NCAA team on the planet, so it was depressing to see that the Tigers couldn’t even keep it close against UCLA. Still, they outrebounded the Bruins, forced more turnovers and earned more free throws, so I’m going to chalk this one up to the fact that they went 3-23 from three. Ouch. Also, Reeves Nelson scares me, but on the other hand I think Harper can take him.

Washington 98, Eastern Washington 72

Good team from Washington beats mediocre team from Washington by normal amount.

Washington St. 88, Idaho 71

Decent team from Washington beats bad team from very near Washington by decent amount

New Mexico 76, ASU 62

I’m not particularly optimistic about Cal’s chances against the Lobos on Saturday night, but at least it’s not at the Pit. Nothing particularly revolutionary about their win over the Sun Devils – from the looks of the box score they mostly just shot the ball better.

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by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 12:24 AM PST reply actions  

At least Drew Gordon won’t be suiting up when we play NM.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That loss in the Pit last year was so frustrating. We could’ve been a 6 or 7 seed and might’ve gone a round or two extra in the tourney…

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But I think if we win the Big Game and Haas fills up for this one, the crowd can carry us.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Why the UOP fandom, Norcalnick?

Just curious.

I casually root for them, too, as a dental + ortho alumni.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

My Grandmother lives in Stockton, and I went to a bunch of UOP football (before they cancelled the program) and basketball games in my youth. Lots of fond memories of watching The Kandi Man! while eating junk food. Plus they’re usually pretty good.

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by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I root against UoP because Adam Jacobsen went there and he is the older brother of Furd player Casey Jacobsen.

(Also, Adam scored 38 points on me in high school. I scored 3 on him)

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But it was a dagger!

Onions!!!

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NOEZ! How DARE you not be optimistic about Cal’s chances vs. New Mexico!!! Don’t you know that by saying that you will MAKE THEM LOSE when they would have won otherwise???

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Quiet traitor.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I’m trying to do! That turncoat norcalnick is probably wearing a Lobo t-shirt as we speak.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You also have the right to remain silent.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

McC identifies a key question: will Panda start at 3rd next year?

Figure it out now, and send a team of Navy SEALs to escort him through the offseason if you need to. If Pablo starts at third, it closes a lineup opening. If Sandoval isn’t starting, the offseason is a free-for-all that can include anyone from Uribe to Adrian Beltre. But if the Giants go to great lengths to put someone else at third base, that could leave a McCovey/Cepeda-sized mess at first if Sandoval impresses the Giants with his return to form and Brandon Belt performs as expected in AAA.

Well, the Giants could always put Sandoval in left, like they did with Cepeda. That would be one way to boost ticket sales.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:28 AM PST reply actions  

No.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 17, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Athletics Nation looks at Adrian Beltre

I know that free agent third baseman Adrian Beltre would cost the A’s a lot of money and they already have a pretty good defensive third baseman in Kevin Kouzmanoff, but Billy Beane has talked a lot about getting players who fit this current team perfectly.

The thing is, the A’s are starving for offense in any way, shape or form. And while Beltre isn’t exactly a “thumper” per se, he’s a HUGE upgrade over anything the A’s have and he’s also possibly the best third baseman defensively in baseball.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:29 AM PST reply actions  

I dunno…would rather not see another re-tread. Beltre’s great in contract years, and had a 1-yr deal in Boston last year.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 17, 2010 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He was still pretty decent in non-contract years, just not awesome.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused. Didn’t the A’s sign Edwin Encarnacion last week?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. The point is to stockpile 3rd basemen, until the rest of the league has an “OHSHIT, WHEREAREOUR3RDBASEMEN” moment a few days before Opening Day. It’s kind of like shooting the moon in Hearts.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant! Kinda like stanfurd’s strategy of hoarding tight ends.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

SF Giants may be in the market for a meh 3Bmen ~ May or so.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 17, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No way E5 makes the roster, unless as a DH.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And even then, probably not.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

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Rule of Tree wonders what our deal is. The comment section is a little bare, they could use some company!

What’s Brock Mansion’s deal?

Between Hans Brock Mansion and Beau Sweeney, the Bears boast some impressively named backup quarterbacks. If only they had the skills and experience to match. Mansion, who threw seven passes all of last season, was thrust into the starting role when Kevin Riley went down with a season-ending knee injury against Oregon State. He was 12-for-24 with two interceptions in his first start at Washington State, a Cal win, and followed that up with a dreadful performance in the Bears’ 15-13 loss to No. 1 Oregon. Mansion completed 10 of his 28 passes for 69 yards against the Ducks. “I feel like I was playing a little too fast,” Mansion told reporters after the game. Jeff Tedford has a magic touch when it comes to developing quarterbacks, but if the Bears upset Stanford in the Big Game, don’t expect Mansion to be the reason.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:32 AM PST reply actions  

nice thread

10 comments, 7 from CGB

What is the rough likelihood the furd wins out and still misses the Rose Bowl?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet its pretty high. Lets be honest, bowls care about the A/S ration (ass to seat) more than anything else. The Rose Bowl is likely the most tradition bound but if its Oregon and Auburn in the NCG, ‘Furd has zero chance of going. If Boise/TCU make it in the NCG, I’d say its about a 25% chance.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I really don't care about the Rose Bowl anymore I don't think

I mean, I’ll bandwagon up when Cal makes it someday, but crap like this make it clear it’s going to be damned hard to make it. And if takes such an obscure fact pattern to lead to a berth, and it’s just another Kraft Poulan Weedeater Bowl, meh.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends if Oregon or Auburn lose. If not, the Rose Bowl will be Boise/TCU and Wisconsin. If they do, then furd will likely make the Rose Bowl.

If furd wins out, however, they will 90% make a BCS bowl

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they’re likely to make a BCS bowl at all. They are not an appealing team to a bowl because they have no fan base. I suspect any BCS bowl would take BSU/TCU (whichever one gets jacked out of the Rose) before Stanford.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

So I’m making some assumptions…

But assuming the top contenders win out, then:

NCG: Oregon v/ Auburn
Rose: Wisky v/ Boise State
Orange: VTech v/ Oklahoma State
Sugar: LSU v/ Ohio State
Fiesta: TCU v/ Pitt

(Alignments may be slightly off)

Now, if Ohio State loses to Iowa, which is what I’m predicting will happen and furd wins out (F U), then furd takes Ohio State’s place. I understand that, say, Nebraska has a bigger fanbase, but there would be too much outrage if a #10-ranked Nebraska jumps a #6-ranked stanfurd whose only loss was to the #1 team in the nation

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Furd at the Sugar Bowl???

Yeah….they might as well play that game at Death Valley. Not a chance it happens.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

They’d take Ohio State’s spot as an at-large, not necessarily be in the same bowl; that’s up to the bowls themselves to decide

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The bowls want ticket sales. If Ohio State goes down, expect the Big Ten or Big 12 runnerup to take their place.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

but there would be too much outrage if a #10-ranked Nebraska jumps a #6-ranked stanfurd whose only loss was to the #1 team in the nation

Not even a factor.

Besides, this is moot. We’re winning on Saturday right?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, outrage implies that people care about stanfurd, and we all know that is not true.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I’m talking about what happens in an alternate universe where furd wins out.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally agree with this. The Pac10 team with the lowest ticket sales is never going to get a BCS bid unless it’s automatic. Simple economics.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL stanfurd small stadium!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not the only thing that’s small at stanfurd!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

This just took a turn for the Utah

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Love the self-deprecating humor

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It must be his paramagnetism.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha?????
I understand that, say, Nebraska has a bigger fanbase, but there would be too much outrage if a #10-ranked Nebraska jumps a #6-ranked stanfurd whose only loss was to the #1 team in the nation

What bizarro world do you live in? Given a choice between furd and Nebraska, the Huskers would get picked EVERY time

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Listen, I’d like to think the BCS has evolved enough by now

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

From a money making machine to … a less money making machine? Agree with FS here, there’s no way Nebraska gets turned down in that scenario.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh well, let’s just beat stanfurd and solve all these problems!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I hadn’t seen this till Bk97’s Golden Nuggets post

Clancy was named coordinator of the week by Rivals

Publicly, Oregon coach Chip Kelly dismissed any concerns about his offense after a 15-13 victory over Cal, but in private, perhaps Kelly is concerned opponents have 60 minutes of game film of a defense stifling LaMichael James, Darron Thomas and the rest of the Ducks’ offense.

Cal didn’t win the game, but Pendergast’s defense may have turned in the best performance of any team this season. The Bears held Oregon to 162 rushing yards, 155 passing yards and just one offensive touchdown.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:51 AM PST reply actions  

z

Two protesters from Southside riots found not guilty

Two protesters involved in the Feb. 26 Southside riot were acquitted of all charges Monday following a short deliberation by jurors.

The defendants – Zachary Miller, an alumnus of UC Berkeley, and Marika Goodrich, a senior at the time of the riot – had been charged with misdemeanors and were arrested during the protest.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:53 AM PST reply actions  

speaking of classy

Daily Cal commenters FTW!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, I opened that article hoping for some funny comments. Much like the case with Twist’s private photos that he texts out, I see nothing!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

no not funny just

“I hate pigs” and “use a f*ing comma”. Quite the erudite reader base there.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Small protests precede Regents’ meeting at UCSF

As a prelude to Wednesday’s planned protests to be staged during the UC Board of Regents meeting at UC San Francisco, a small protest was held at UC Berkeley throughout Tuesday morning and afternoon, which included efforts to shut down a campus administrative building.

About 40 protesters first gathered with banners and signs at the east entrance of California Hall at around 6:40 a.m. Tuesday morning in an attempt to block the building’s entrances and prevent administrative staff from reaching their offices.

But officers from both UCPD and the Alameda County Sheriff’s Office had already surrounded the building by 6:30 a.m. and set up a barricade by the building’s west entrance to prevent protesters from blocking that side. Throughout the morning, police were able to escort administrators to and from the building past protesters holding banners with messages including “Hey administrators: join us/resign.”

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:54 AM PST reply actions  

Regents, labor coalition clash over agreement

Embroiled in legal conflict since September 2009, the Coalition of University Employees Teamsters, a group representing nearly 14,000 of the UC’s clerical workforce, continues to allege that the UC Board of Regents violated the terms of a labor agreement.

The Temporary Layoffs Effects Agreement, which was entered into beginning December 2009, mandated that certain coalition employees take 11 to 16 unpaid furlough days throughout the 2009-10 fiscal year to combat the fiscal crisis faced by the UC, amounting to nearly $13 million in labor cuts.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:54 AM PST reply actions  

Student Collective opens grocery store

After two months of moving, preparation, planning and fundraising, the Berkeley Student Food Collective opened a cooperatively run grocery store at its 2400 Bancroft Way location Monday.

The collective opened the store with the goal of providing “local, humane, ecologically sound and ethically produced” food to Berkeley students and residents, according to collective members.

Products sold in the store will all be “fair, environmentally sustainable, local and community-based and humane,” in accordance with guidelines from the Real Food Challenge, an organization whose objective is to make campus food more sustainable nationwide, according to Program Director Bree O’Keane.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:55 AM PST reply actions  

lol
its simple. if you get “injured” on a play and the game has to stop because of you, then you should get the rest of the quarter you got “injured” in off, then if you can play again, you are eligible at the start of the next quarter.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

a modest proposal indeed

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Change all football rules to adapt to Oregon!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Well...

There are already rules that help the opposing team to make proper substitutions.

While in the process of substitution or simulated substitution, Team A is prohibited from rushing quickly to the line of scrimmage with the obvious attempt of creating a defensive disadvantage. If the ball is ready for play, the game officials will not permit the ball to be snapped until Team B has placed substitutes in position and replaced players have left the field of play. Team B must react promptly with its substitutes.

Page FR-77, Rule 3-5-e. PDF Warning

So before the officials will allow the ball to be snapped, they allow the defense can make substitutions, and make sure they get placed into position before the ball is snapped.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait,Rrule 3-5-e? This whole itme I’ve been looking at Rule 3-5-f, DAMMIT

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Change that one too!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Booooooo. This approach makes sense on the surface, but it would encourage players to continue playing or even attempt to walk off the field when they really should stay down and wait for assistance at the slightest wtf feeling.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That is my thought as well. You could end up with some really bad injuries if players feel like they have to try to conceal their injuries and keep playing when they shouldn’t. And there are undoubtedly some coaches who would encourage injured players to stay out there. It could be ugly.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how Cal and Stanford fans link to competing essays to describe their rivalry. When I covered AU-Alabama it was just &@%$&#$ you.

http://twitter.com/#!/ESPN_Pac10/status/5039081067118592

Not sure if anyone saw this. From the Pac10 espn Twitter.

by j.lee on Nov 18, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Golden State of Mind reports from the owners luncheon

I had the fortunate circumstance to attend the Warriors Media Luncheon yesterday at The Epic Roasthouse on The Embarcadero, hosted by new owners Joe Lacob and Peter Guber. I came away with the impression that Warriors fans were lucky — really lucky — that Chris Cohan said no to Larry Ellison and picked these guys. And you’re gonna love Guber and his forthcoming “idears”. Here’s my report (read: excessively long, full dissection, “soup to nuts”). There are also links to the major beatwriters’ articles on Lacob/Gruber at the end of this. And I will answer any questions you might have in the comments, as best as I can.

But before I give you my fly-on-the-wall-ish rendition, there’s no reason to wait until Thanksgiving to give thanks. For me to be invited by the Warriors to attend this schindig ranks right up there with attending the NBA Draft, Summer League, and Warriors Media Day. Thank you to GSoM founders Fantasy Junkie and Atma Brother ONE. Thank you to SB Nation. Thank you to Dan Martinez and Raymond Ridder of the Warriors. Thank you to Sheed of WarriorsWorld for keeping me company. Thank you to ShamSports for making me feel like it’s okay to post excessively long posts. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 6:54 AM PST reply actions  

Reading through this, this part stuck out:

True to the culture, Lacob proudly announced that they had a woman on the Board (Erika Glazer), and three Asian-Americans, one of which is Vivek Ranadive, CEO of TIBCO, and according to Lacob the first Indian-American to own an NBA franchise (the other two Asians are Harry Tsao and Dennis Wong). Ranadive holds the title of Executive Vice Chairman.

The Indian uprising has begun!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Now they just need some chemists and a few lawyers…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The Indian uprising has begun!

[looks down]

Damn, how’d you know!??

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, seriously, stop loking at my facebook profile during work.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I always win the classy bowl. It’s because Im so classy!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:29 AM PST reply actions  

Keep telling yourself that.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

I always win the classy bowl. It’s because Im so classy!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

He said to tell yourself that, not us.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

Hey Twist!

ya?

I always win the classy bowl. It’s because Im so classy!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Z

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re so classy, why is your top hat faking an injury?!

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The velvet was supposed to be crushed like that!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, tie dimples do not make you classy, Twist.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially since he obviously used a dimple machine

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I hand roll my tie dimples! NOT MACHINE MADE!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

A military coup in Madagascar

Col Charles Andrianasoavina, who made the announcement, was one of the officers behind a coup that brought Andre Rajoelina to power last year.

The situation is unclear but Reuters news agency quoted military police chief as saying other senior officers would intervene if it was a mutiny.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the Lemurs in all this?!?!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Twist. Coco Crisp is looking for a personal assistant

Hi,

My name is Covelli Crisp (Coco Crisp), i am a professional baseball player. Looking for a live-in personal assistant (Female) that can help simplify my life.

Appointment scheduling
Bill payment scheduling
Maintaining and updating contact lists
Dinner parties
Away home care
Provisioning and house setup
Travel planning
Dinner reservations
Personal shopping
Tickets to entertainment events
Manage invitations
Culinary ability
Light house work, etc…

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 7:38 AM PST reply actions  

(Female)

hahahahahaha

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Twist can be persuasive.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he should try match.com instead

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Or VegasEscorts.com

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

OKCupid!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

A competitive candidate will most likely be DTF, although not required.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 17, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Not required, but he probably wouldn’t hire someone that wasn’t.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Light house work? Does he live near the ocean or something?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

And don’t forget the etc…

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

the legal term is

“meretricious relations”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Live-in female personal assistant. Uh-huh.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

At least he’s being honest, instead of using euphamisms like “girlfriend”

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

At least he’d be paying her a salary. Does it say anything about… “benefits”?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Healthcare and oral

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

“Baby daddy benefits”

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

‘Wizard of Oz’ remake?

Whenever you remake a revered Hollywood film, there’s bound to be controversy, but going right to the original material is certainly an interesting approach. Warner Bros is in early talks with Robert Zemeckis to direct a live-action remake of the The Wizard of Oz and plans to use the original script from the 1939 classic. Warner Bros owns the screenplay because Ted Turner bought it along with the MGM library before Warner Bros bought Turner’s empire. This latest Oz twist comes as Disney is trying very hard to mount The Great And Powerful Oz. Sam Raimi is developing that film while he simultaneously develops World of Warcraft for Warner Bros and Legendary. Disney and Raimi want Robert Downey Jr as their star. The original Wizard of Oz script had a total of 19 writers (seems not much has changed in Hollywood) with many of them uncredited, including Bert Lahr who played the film’s Cowardly Lion. This wouldn’t be the first hugely high-profile remake for Zemeckis; he’s in the middle of a Yellow Submarine animated redux for Disney, scheduled for a 2012 release. Also, after working for years in performance-capture animation, Zemeckis has been moving toward a return to a live-action films, attaching himself to Timeless also at Warner Bros.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 7:41 AM PST reply actions  

Jesus, no. Say it aint so

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, what a bad idea.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Totes bad idea. Not like my idea to remake Gone With the Wind using monkeys.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for the “Birth of a Nation” remake.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

There kind of is one. Worth a watch, saw it on Netflix watch instantly.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Keep waiting

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It caused race riots the first time around. Can’t what to see what the remake will do.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

50 greatest trick plays

Wrong balls, flea-flicks, and stupendous fakes—might not sound like something you’d want to be a part of, but you’re damn sure going to look out of curiosity.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 7:45 AM PST reply actions  

“The Play” checks in at number three?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that was technically a trick.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of those aren’t

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs more leg cramps.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL. Rec’d

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

"Phones & wallets...phones & wallets please"

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 17, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

FUMBLEROOSKI!

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

FDA plans on banning alcoholic energy drinks

The Food and Drug Administration is expected to announce a virtual ban of alcoholic energy drinks, even as a leading manufacturer is pulling its products off the market.

The FDA is expected to say Wednesday that caffeine is an unsafe food additive to alcoholic drinks, a move that would effectively ban them from sale. College students have been hospitalized after drinking the beverages, including the popular Four Loko, and four states have banned the drinks.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 7:53 AM PST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

brb renting truck to visit all the Costcos in 10 mile area

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Buy up all the Four Lokos in the area and sell it to drunk college students on Saturday night. Prophet!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

actually

I’m going to check out all the books in the SFPL on prohibition and start my long-anticipated “needle Pepsi” racket.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I get in on the proceeds?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

typical capitalist question

I would be willing to consider private equity participation in this venture. Since I’m still waiting for a big wire transfer from my personal friend the King of West Uganda, I may be forced to find investors.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I would, but all my capital is currently tied up in crates of Four Loko

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

too bad

I’ve just realized an even more nefarious scheme involving Mexican Coca-Cola. “Southbound and down, loaded up and truckin’…”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds dangerous. I like danger.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

You should apply as Coco Crisp’s assistant!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

must love dogs

and sizzurp

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi only likes cocker spaniels.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Nicely done.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of birds does he like?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, roosters.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, that was my idea for a comedy: Rishi in drag assisting Coco Crisp.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve taken a huge hit on my weighty 4Loko investment… I’m never listening to that guy on Mad Money ever again…

by ArbyOSU on Nov 17, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I get for investing after a sixer of Four Loko.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 17, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

BRB, going to my bloomberg terminal to dump all my november 20 expiration 4loko puts

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

haha this. I had a friend text me last night about this, they were in route to the nearest liquor store to buy up the rest of their stock… Whether it was for profit or personal consumption I do not know

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Four Loko is so gross, I really hope it’s the former.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just hoping that it means I’ll find fewer Four Loko cans laying around my neighborhood. It seems to be the weapon of choice for the street drinker on the go.

When you’ve gotta get shit done but you gotta be drunk… Four Loko.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 17, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never tried it, it always seemed like death in a can… Needless to say, I won’t be too bummed when its gone

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Me neither; just as long as the government leaves me vodka-red bulls alone!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, there’s a great Four Loko home brew recipe out there. Now you can stay up all night and puke instead of passing out!

by ArbyOSU on Nov 17, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously

It reminds me of the Groucho Marx line in Night at the Opera about stuffing spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.

LOL alcohol industry for taking so long to figure this combination out. Next up: KoolMeth-Aid! OH YEAH

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Green Lantern trailer

Get ready comic book fans, the Green Lantern trailer is finally here and it is worth saving the universe for!

The film stars Ryan Reynolds, People’s newly-minted “Sexiest Man Alive,” as Hal Jordan/ Green Lantern. Ryan is clearly not putting his new sexy title to waste by showing off his toned body in the skintight Green Lantern rubber suit.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

um

Ryan Reynolds? I suppose if the Green Lantern is still afraid of things that are yellow he may be a good choice.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Reynolds is ripped as hell now.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure he is

he’s also Ryan Reynolds, last seen as Sandra Bullock’s secretary. Meh.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s also Van Wilder, stud extraordinaire

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

plus, he loooooves eclairs

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

And Scarlet Johansson’s husband, stud extraordinaire.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s be honest, how many of us wouldn’t want to be Ryan Reynolds right now?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Im happy being me

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

GMail tells me that wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But then who’ll play Deadpool in the inevitable Marvel vs. DC?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

sportspickle SportsPickle
Just do the opposite of what Lebron does and you’ll be fine. RT @TigerWoods What’s up everyone. Finally decided to try out twitter!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

Typical furd grad

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

Not to mention

Typical G-town grad. As a Cal/Syracuse guy, that’s pretty much the worst combination possible.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Expanded MLB playoffs?

The year 2012 might or might not bring global catastrophe as foretold by Mayan filmmaker Roland Emmerich. But it does seem likely Major League Baseball will expand its postseason by then, if comments coming from the GM meetings in Florida are an accurate indication.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 8:23 AM PST reply actions  

/cue Charlie Brown Christmas Song

Hooray! Everybody wins! “Playoff time….is here….happiness….and cheer”

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

But how do you feel about the hound?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, don’t search “fox” on google images at work

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this picture

and never noticed UCPD staying within tazer range of PedoOski.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Noooooooooo!!!! Don’t turn your back on him!!! Think of the children!! Ohhhhhh the humanity…..

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

God I hope we can score that many points with Mansion at the helm… Hopefully the WRs step it up and make some nice grabs too… I know Shane will have a big game, he always gets up for the Furd

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

We should just punt the football all day and let our defense score touchdowns

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

YES!

Quick kick ftw!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Phil Steele is a smart man

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I love his preview. I know so much more about Middle Tennessee State now!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I just read it and it says

PHIL’S FORECAST : STANFORD 24 california 21

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

oh no he diiiiidunt!

it was Cal 24 Furd 23 like an hour ago!

HRMPH! WTF!

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone’s gotten to him.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Awwwwwwww, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

He’ll rue the day he changed his prediction! Unless he changes it back!

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What if its a different day that he changes his prediction back?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahah, by one point. Thanks, Phil!

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

For you slackers who missed the game...

…I give you grainy videos with poorly synched audio.

Cal-CSNorthridge Video Replay

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

Recd!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this part of USC’s subliminal messaging campaign?

by chowder on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be so fucking stupid Andrew Bynum

Let me toss a tip Andrew Bynum’s way.

There are these things called “track days,” in which people who have come into contact with a great deal of money (and, as a consequence, very expensive cars) can rent out a track for a day to drive, said cars.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

isn’t 100+ mph a felony no matter what?

He should have just bought an F22 or a Saturn V rocket if he wants to go fast.

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least he has good taste in cars, 599 is a nice ride.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s weak, I’ve gone faster than that in a Honda Prelude.

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweeet.

Do they still make those?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

What did the cars say?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the winner of this year’s Classy Bowl

In a timely response to Yale: The Musical, some Harvard kids made a parody. A bad one.

The bad parts? Well, the kids make a joke about Annie Le, the graduate student who was murdered by a staff lab tech last year, so that’s pretty great.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds like something the furd band would do.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Harvurd: stanfurd of the east

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yale: Not the Cal of the East

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Mills: Radcliffe of the West

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That's actually an interesting question

Who would you guys say is the Cal of the East, if there were one?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Michigan’s in the Midwest, otherwise I’d say that…

I dunno, there aren’t tremendously good public schools on the East Coast, at least none that compare to Cal, innit?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Florida State

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Virginia?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

no land-grant research type colleges

UNC? UVA?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Having lived near UNC for a couple years, I’d say maybe.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I'd pick UVA first

but aren’t science-type programs (very) generally better at UNC? I don’t know about such things, but it seems UNC has come a long way from being a basketball factory.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but I was applying “East Coast” as the NE

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard good things about SUNY Binghamton, actually.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s more for their graduate programs though, innit?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Beats me. I’ve got a friend who went there who says they’re basically the jewel of the NY public system, which can’t be that bad if they have that many people in it, I would think.

Rutgers is also good in a lot of programs too, but I don’t think they’re quite up to Cal’s level either.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess Rutgers is the best option then, unless you decide that Penn State is part of the NE.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s more than just academics; you have to include the feel of the school and stuff.

That said, Pennsylvania is part of the Northeast

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pennsylvania’s a weird state that straddles the rust belt, farm belt, and Mid-Atlantic.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point; and Happy Valley is smack in the middle of the state

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not the Northeast, culturally speaking.

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by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, if we ignore the “public school” component, I’d probably go with UPenn

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

As a ‘tremendously good’ school? There are many on the East Coast.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, in terms of the culture of the student body and stuff. It’s tough to get into specifics, but the students from Penn don’t act all that different from the students at Cal (they’re not the stuck up kind that you’d find at Harvard, for instance).

Also, they have a top-notch undergrad business school.

They’re passionate about their sports teams, even when they suck.

Hell, they even have the name confusion thing down (Penn? Is that Penn State?)

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

f*ing ironic mascot

To hell with the Quakers.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

I’ll never buy oatmeal again.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So was Herbert Hoover.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

aaaaand

a new candidate for stanfurd of the east emerges!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It represents religious tolerance. Why are you such a hatter?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I hat the Quaker hat

Besides, look what they did to the Shakers.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, the Shakers did it to themselves by failing to reproduce.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

see

had the “fighting Quakers” gone on more pillaging raids, they may have reversed that problem.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

*cough*
I don’t think they’re quite up to Cal’s level either

I should say not.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Memphis

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

USC

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, we’re not cocks.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t been to Ann Arbor, but leaving school colors aside, couldn’t you also make the case for Wisconsin?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wisconsin is a good school, but not quite on the “elite” level.

In terms of public schools, I’d say Cal, fUCLA, UVA, UNC, and Michigan are in that elite tranche.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Texas, too, as much as it pains me to say it. And Washington’s getting close.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/national-top-public

UCSD, UC Davis, UCSB, and UC Irvine are all ranked ahead of those two.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We are the UC Davis of the West!!!

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged for comparisons to branch campuses

especially the Agricultural School.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah, better than being compared to the Southern Branch.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that's Rishi's flag

reminds me of a story about the southern branch campus.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

F—- UCLA not once but twice.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

two cawks!??!?! And this coming from you good sir? this is truly shocking

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by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Read the story re: Burger King below to follow the reference.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

too many calories in that story…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What if all your other meals are -500 calories?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s cheating to get around the search feature, btw.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Rishi <3 himself some “southern branch”

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Read the story re: Burger King below to follow the reference.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think it’s cheating, but I get the joke. ;)

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yesterday’s discussion on the word ‘fuck’ and how many times people have used it. So I think you’re cheating by not spelling the word out.

But I get your joke in response to the BK thing. ;)

(4, btw.)

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m still using it as a quote, not to actually curse anyone out.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, okay, I stand corrected. I’d always thought those two were pretty good. Guess this goes to show just how awesome the UC system is.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not be too cocky — UDub and UT-Austin are still excellent schools overall.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Lies! We all know that there’s no such thing as “too cocky” to Rishi.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Humility is a good quality to have. Unless you’re me, of course, then it’s impossible.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, but the UCs are better.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Glass door is transparent.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Can people in stone houses throw glass at a mime in the forest when no one hears them throw in the white flag as the pope shits in the woods?

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the pope shit in a glass house?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No, generally it’s a glass car.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa… Oregon moved up quite a bit.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And right after you left too!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Correlation = causation?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If I learned anything in my high school stats class, it’s that correlation ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS equals causation.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch out Florida State!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

new coloring books for everyone!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?!

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by oskisunbear on Nov 17, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They stopped faking brain injuries!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Booooo

They weren’t faking.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Madison sorta reminded me of a Midwestern Berkeley, though. Michigan’s probably a better fit, though. Plus the colors match!

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Starkey can probably expand on this better than I can, but when I went to Austin for Halloween last year, I walked around the Texas campus and the surrounding areas… and it didn’t feel all that different from Berkeley.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

WE’RE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE OF OUR VAGINAS

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by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yes, but Austin is practically communist when compared to the rest of Texas.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it gets too complicated when we bring the rest of the state in

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the reasons I came to Texas was that the campus vibe was almost identical to Berkeley from my limited view.

Austin is very very different from the rest of Texas.

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’m sure. But I did enjoy Austin when I was there because it wasn’t like the rest of Texas.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s like Berkeley without San Francisco?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The campus itself is very similar in its feel to Cal. Its not as racially diverse and not as picturesque (although it is nice) but for all that, you wouldn’t feel too out of place here. Cal has Telegraph, Texas has The Drag.

Austin itself is fairly liberal in its politics, usually voting 55-60% Democrat and there is an old core of 70’s hippies who “Keep Austin Weird”. The industry here is largely high tech and there is a significant academic and government presence so overall the population is very well educated.

Overall, a lot like the Bay Area with shittier weather (if you despise the heat and humidity like I do).

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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of Asians though – to keep that Berkeley feel.

Also, kolaches, which are God’s gift to breakfast food.

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm. If we don’t care about the public/private dichotomy, I’d go with Yale, actually. Given that our founders were Yalies, and our specific shade of navy blue is Yale Blue.

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Vagina

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnson?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

UNC

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Customer service fail:

"I looked at the receipt and it says ‘f—- you’ on it," said Perez as he read the receipt. In big bold letters at the top of the receipt it has the four-letter profanity spelled out: “f—- you,” not once but twice.

I suppose that’s more direct than stfu fatty.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST reply actions  

LOL Sacramento

As I always say about Sacramento, “I love the city, hate the people.”

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally forgot to rip on Sacramento? here.

CalBear81 is clearly a bad influence.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Do I have to say it again? Fuck you, Kodiak.

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by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

27

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

For the last time, ma’am – I do appreciate the offer, but I’m afraid it just won’t work out.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Cash up front. No checks.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll give you equity in Rishi, LLC

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

One F you would’ve been OK, but two? That crosses the line of bad customer service.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure there was no extra charge

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It still only counts as one in regards to the search tool, though!

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

After spending $9.22 on a Double Whopper with cheese, onion rings and a small drink

1630 calories, ladies and gentlemen.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like someone needs to go on the Twinkie diet.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, that’s fewer calories than can be found in a grilled shrimp pasta at Cheesecake Factory.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s so bad about that?

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, if he has three meals a day, then that’s close to 5,000 calories…

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Your point is?

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I never had one.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

/I’m fat

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

We can’t all have Rishi’s sleek swimmer’s physique.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, we still love you all the same

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Love you too. I was actually proud of myself because I lost 40 pounds. I’m still fat, but I’m dropping weight.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Join in the CGB Fitness Challenge! Never a better time!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to sign up.

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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Join! Target is roughly Spring Break time.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a done deal. You’re on the team.

Set a goal for spring break.

Rishi wants to lose…was it 2% body fat?

I want to keep the weight I lost off, lose 2% body fat, and bonus goal of dropping another 5 lbs.

We occasionally post on the dbd to remind each other that we’re working out, eating right, etc.

And we’re allowed to say “stfu fatty” to each other when we slack.

For example, “HEY ATOMS! STFU FATTY!”

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m at 230 pounds. I want to get down to about 190 by Spring Break. That’s my goal.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

That tells you how fat I was. I’m at 230 and I’ve already lost 40 pounds.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

How tall are you?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully

I’m 6’4" or I would have really looked fat.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Even getting down to 200 by Spring Break would put you into the good category, according to the BMI tables

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s right around the area I want to be at.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Excellent. Make sure you start off by eating a healthy lunch today!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just finishing up my salad at the office.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Pop quiz: What’s on the salad?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Lettuce, onions, carrots, cabbage, and jalapenos. I don’t like any type of dressings on my salads.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yay! That’s awesome. And flavourful. I love jalapenos!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

That’s a rec.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool man. Let’s do this!

We’re proud of you already.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

/Wipes tears away

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, lose 2% body fat; right now, I’m working on gaining weight.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve started going to the gym and running again! You’ll see.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could run. Maybe I should just get the damned surgery.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Getting the bone spur taken out of my knee has been a real life-changer.

It took a while with rehab, but it’s been great to be mostly pain-free and to be able to be more active again.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Some day soon I might stop wearing running shoes with my khakis!

/Kodiak

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

HE TUCKS HIS TSHIRT INTO PANTS HE TUCKS HIS TSHIRT INTO PANTS

nonironically, too!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened to respecting a man for being consistent in his look?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s rare that Twist gets an easy opportunity to mock someone else’s clothing

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

<3.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll believe it when it happens

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve never even met me.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He was doing well until he bought that kitten.

Yet another good man brought down from spending too much time chasing pussy.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

groan, you crossed the feline on that one

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No such thi… oh, we’re talking about cats here…

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, that’s pretty much the thing that threw off my whole routine, oddly enough. Anyway, I’m shaking it off. The disruption, I mean.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

good job, I’ve started going back to the gym after a 2 month off period… I need to get in on this CGB fitness stuff, I’m trying to drop 30ish lbs. by next July…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Join up, man.

We’ll be glad to have you.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, done. Where do i sign?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

On the dotted line

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Just pick a goal by spring break. (maybe half or so of your July goal?)

And you’re on the team.

:)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it, 15 lbs. by… damn it I hate not being in school any more… I want a spring break :(

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, no kidding.

It’s hard for me to remember what that was like. (sigh)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not 21 either, I just act like it.

Cal’s spring break is March 21st, so let’s make the goal March 18th (that Friday when it realistically begins)! [1]

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Done… Going for three nights in a row at the gym tonight, I’m only able to do like 30min of cardio and some light weights right now, but I usually can build back up to 60ish min of cardio and some weights relatively quickly (i.e. 1-2 weeks)

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Bad*ss. Rec’d!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, I’m amazed at you guys. Go y’all.

Right now, I’m starting slow. I’m mostly just paying a bit more attention to what I eat and occasionally muttering ugly things at food labels.

(Also, the motivational technique for slackers is more likely to have me fail the task than complete it, so I’ll be opting out.)

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Nov 17, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

so the various posters on McC wondering how Pablo Sandoval could gain 25 pounds in a year amused you, too?

I once ate at Zachary’s and visited Fenton’s in the same evening, and I must have gained 25lbs that night alone.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey that’s awesome, man!

Nice job!

CGB Fitness helped me lose 20 lbs this year. Post-knee surgery, that’s 40 lbs total.

Keep it up!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

And looks great!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

<3

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys are horrible at playing ‘good cop bad cop.’

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

STFU fatty!

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

My meals today have consisted of oatmeal with fresh fruit, mixed nuts, and pomegranite. I lifted for an hour straight last night. It’s tough to be bad cop with me (on the weekdays)

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool man.

I deserve a stfu fatty for my meals today.

It was prime rib and scrambled eggs for breakfast. Half open-faced whole wheat sandwich with mashed potatoes and prime rib for lunch.

Dinner will be better: piroshki with lean sirloin and pork, cabbage, lentils, and yams with hummus.

But, I’ve run 20 min on the elliptical every morning this week, and have my heavy workout planned for tonight.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

thats not the kind of motivation we need! both of you, stfu fatties.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

stfu go hang out with your fat little girlfriends [1]

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate to say it, but shoulder surgery hatefucked my body. I lost 10lbs of muscle, easily and gained 20lbs of fatty fat. I’m only 10lbs higher than where I want to be, but in shape I am not. CGB FITNESS YOU HAVE CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM MEMBER.

I am going to Barney’s for sure on Thursday and I’ll likely be ordering *gasp * *sob * *choke * a chicken burger…

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

..and curly fries and a Turkish coffee shake?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Their shakes are really yummy, from what I remember.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I don’t know that I’ve felt more gross than after a meal of a chicken burger, shake, and a shared order of fries. That, or Su’s Mogolian BBQ in Santa Clara

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What about that time you woke up in bed with a hippo after a night of drinking?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard you had to take her to La Burrita to get her to follow you home.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well obviously! Just like the saying goes, “You can’t lead a hippo home, but you can lead it to La Burrita and THEN home”

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Even better if La Burrita is your home!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

B-man don’t do thick crust.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, but he’s okay with double stuft crust

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you do with your food?

That sounds excellent.

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m probably supposed to put together a montage featuring some of interesting comments you made during CGB Fitness I.

But we’re teammates now. Welcome aboard, buddy. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, please do.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

lol u guys are such losers i eat raw bison deep-fried and don’t care about my weight

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing that the bison is still after being deep fried. What’s your secret?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT Jackblack_small Spazzy Mcgee flagged for being a diet woman.

Here’s the easiest one that I could find.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a montage!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This…should be good.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid sbnation. There’s no easy way to go back and look at the DBD’s in late April/early May.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Spazzy is an expert in this. Maybe he’ll help you.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true.

Okay. What’s the easiest way to do a quote montage?

It is sort of in your honor, after all. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You know I actually don’t think I have that many quotes on this subject.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I could be completely wrong here.

But my recollection is that you generally chimed in with your own particular brand of encouragement when we were doing the daily fitness report. Early on, anyhow.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this was early in the

/Twitter

period, and I was just razzing Rishi for using CGB as such. Not so much for the actual fitness. It’s hard to make fun of people for getting in shape.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, whatever, fatty

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries. It was really entertaining. We all knew it was more of a twitter-jab.

How were you able to look up that particular quote? Search function?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Spazzy has a special folder under his favourites tab, where he bookmarks all the posts that he’s really proud of.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Not kidding: I remembered I wrote “suppository” in that post, and searched for that, knowing that there were probably very few posts that have that word in it.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I definitely lol’d again

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

Yeah. I thought I remembered you posting some really funny stuff.

I hope you enjoy snorting altoids at Barney’s.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Worked for me! YEAH VEGASSSS!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ll lyophilize 10mL of Oreo shake and snort that instead. Less sinus damage.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, buddy. Granola suppository FTW!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

haha I remembered that post while reading it again and it still made me pqtm!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was young! I was immature! I was thin!

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rec you for it

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

wow chick breast has a lot of cholesterol

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm…. chick breast

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

more than beef? Needs more chicken in the chicken breast.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it just had lots of boobs?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What if his other meals have fewer calories?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Then it would be fewer than 5000 calories.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Just saying, it’s not likely that every meal was a BK whopper and onion rings.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Oatmeal, oatmeal, and said double whopper.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, ran twenty miles

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Texts from Last Night Stanfurd Football Edition or How I Mistook Owen Maricic for a Bisexual Forcemeat

“Do you think coach will still want to ‘Tongue-punch my Fartbox’ when I am in Buffalo next year?”

by medvjed on Nov 17, 2010 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

“yo John Arrillaga srry 2 bothr U but ur stadium sux tha coq n bearz live in it pluz i herd U hat on Asian peepz”

by medvjed on Nov 17, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

(650): I miss you. You are perfect in every way

(1-650): coach, srsly, u need to stop drunk txting me

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Background check reveals TSA head's real name is Herbert.

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2010-11-17-tsa-pat-downs_N.htm

“It is thorough,” Pistole said. "It was more invasive than what I was used to.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…"

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

Taiwan animation take of new TSA security measures.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Sportscenter is analyzing how we contained UO’s offense. Saying a lot of good things about us. Except they just called the pick “unintentional,” so I lost all respect.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

But what about their credibility?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not authorized to make that call :(

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I love the beer business

Just sold 600 cases of Coors Light 30-packs to my Rite Aid on Norwood Ave.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:49 AM PST reply actions  

C+ is teh best for shotgunning.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The Silver Bullet cans are easy to pierce.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer shotgunning Keystone Light

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

just stay away from my methPepsi route!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Gross, it’s all about diet methpepsi

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

quiet you

or I will find someone else to drive the blocker car on the Great Mexican Coca-Cola Run.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Fatty. You need to start drinking Methpepsi zero.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Mr. MethPibb?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The caffeine speeds up my metabolism

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit anyone ever have one of these days...

… I have quite a bit of work to do but I really just don’t want to do it. I want to just go to sleep for a couple more hours and then waste the entire day away

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2010 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Get back to work!! Stop goofing on the site!! Damn kids.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

And they thought the Pepsi Generation was bad.

These new methpepsi kids are something else.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You and me both. Is it naptime yet?

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Nov 17, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish. Damn meetings

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that every single day?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Colin Cowturd, Mike and Mike, CFB Live, everyone discussing fake injuries

Now that we’ve stopped talking about it, everyone else is talking about it. Irritating. That video of Tipoti is killing us.

Everyone seems to have forgotten we held Oregon’s offense to practically no points independent of those stupid plays. Sad.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

Sportscenter is analyzing how we contained UO’s offense. Saying a lot of good things about us. Except they just called the pick "unintentional," so I lost all respect.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST reply actions

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, go McShay.

But I have a feeling that’s going to get lost because of all the “outrage” from “Oregon fans”.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Good, let them talk about it and we can talk about Stanford.

The second I care what the national media thinks about Cal is the second all of you can drive to my house an dpunch me in the face.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t say Stanfurd. Can we still punch you in the face?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m posting while driving to Twist’s house as we speak.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever it takes to take the focus away from this terrible pain I suddenly and inexplicably have in my leg!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I am voyeuring posting from outside your window. Would you like to change into something more comfortable plz?

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You dont want to punch me in the face whille I wear this suit of armor made entirely out of crab meat?!?!!?!?!!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually I would prefer you change into the suit of armor made out of deep fried softshell crab.

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you just care there for a second?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. I continue to not care

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How about that second?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist doesn’t care for anything.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why he became a lawyer.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He cares about his kitty.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

BELLY RUBS!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t care, it didn’t get any penalties, therefore legal. if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 17, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to know who this source is...
The Oregonian reports that fake injuries were part of California’s game plan, according to a source within the Bears football program

http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindducksbeat/2010/11/oregon_football_fake_injuries.html

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

But it’s the sports media’s job to be repetitive. Being repetitive is the sports media job. Their job. It’s the sports media’s job to be repetitive.

Now, Twist, go out there and do the best show of your life.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

People are going to have their opinions about Michael Vick off the field and that’s OK. But there’s no denying that on the field Michael Vick is an inspired football player. Now, people are going to have their opinions about Michael Vick off the field. That’s OK. Still, there’s no denying that on the field Michael Vick is playing with a lot of heart. Off the field, people are going to have their opinions. On the field, tho, Michael Vick gives it his all and there’s no denying that. Say what you will about Michael Vick’s behavior off the field, but on the field Michael Vick is a pro. You want Michael Vick on your team when Michael Vick on the field. Off the field, people are going to have their opinions.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I really enjoyed Bill Simmons’ Jon Gruden impersonation in this mailbag.

Q: Can you please do your weekly NFL picks in the Jon Gruden Effusive Hyperbole for Decent Players voice?
— Beve, Austin

SG: Beve, would you settle for an appearance in the mailbag? First of all, great job by this guy. I thought that was an OUTSTANDING question. I want to talk about Matt Cassel for a second. This guy is an outstanding game manager; the thing I like about this guy is that this guy doesn’t do anything he can’t do. This guy can move around a little, throw off the run, throw the deep ball … I’m telling ya, this guy can do a little bit of everything. This guy reminds me a little of a guy I had in Oakland by the name of Rich Gannon. You don’t think of this guy as an elite quarterback in the National Football League, but trust me, this guy is an elite quarterback in the National Football League. Maybe the numbers don’t reflect it, but this guy gets the job done. Matt Cassel — I like this guy.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s awesome.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Love it

Its amazing that he was actually a good coach; if you formed your opinion of him only as an announcer you would consider him a total buffoon.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s that surprising – it’s hard to come off as both intelligent and relatable as an announcer. I have no doubt Gruden knows what he’s doing, but I think he tries to dumb down a lot of what he says because he doesn’t want to go over people’s heads. It’s the same kind of thing with Mark Jackson; he spouts a lot of cliches, but he sprinkles in enough insight that you know he could go into much more detail if necessary, but that’s not what the job calls for.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s NuMadden. Within the limitations of the format he gives good info about formations and plays, but you have to listen to the slobbering over his favorite players (all of them?) to get there.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not the same thing with Mark Jackson. The man is a dunderhead who I believe can only talk in cliches. He’ll do whatever it takes.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy used to call Nets games; he is really very insightful when he wants to be. I just don’t think he wants to be all that often.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen a few Nets telecasts. He’s better than he is on tWWL.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He tortured them and served his prison sentence. A similar prison sentence to what some people might get for shooting an unarmed man in the back in some places.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not as if it were kittens . . .

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t everyone torture kittens?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes the cross-burning takes too long and we don’t have time.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

atomsareenough does by owning one

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

MY KITTY LOVES ME. TAKE IT BACK.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No receipt, no return.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The best show of his life?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The best show of his life!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Second story on PTI today is about Cal faking injuries.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

IT WON’T END MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.

I love not watching TV!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

See comments below. They actually agreed that if the refs don’t call us for a penalty, then it’s a reasonable strategy to use.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew there was a reason they won an Emmy!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But you have to make it sexy. More hips and nips!

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Arrgggggh...

Hand cramp….can’t type….and move on…

by CountDuku on Nov 17, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz
I can’t control what is posted here

Sure you can, big guy.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Rome was just talking about the fake injuries on his TV show.

Does anyone think this might affect our rep with recruits?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. We’ll get more recruits since they want to be good athletes and good actors

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Win a national championship AND an Oscar!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Gregory Peck play a sport?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Crew, I think.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Jim Rome is a dunce, so recruits will be repulsed by his words into UC’s orbit.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Imaginary conversation

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

-

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no faith in the Oregonian’s unnamed sources. Neither should you.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I know right? What kind of person doesn’t have a name?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well there was always

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Good guy. Or girl. I never could tell about

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Bak Bak has 2!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, he was one. Twice.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one. Like Cher. I don’t want to have to get all worked up about this again. He has one name. It is Bak Bak.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rivals lists the best Assist. coaches that are primed to move up.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1153796

lol 13… LOL 35

13. Frank Cignetti
CURRENT JOB: Pitt offensive coordinator
THE BUZZ: The son of a coach, Cignetti has built a diverse resume that has seen him work in the NFL, in the WAC, Pac-10, ACC and now Big East. He has breathed life into the Panthers’ offense and made a solid quarterback out of Bill Stull last season. Now, he’s on the verge of doing the same with Tino Sunseri.
35. Andy Ludwig
CURRENT JOB: California offensive coordinator
THE BUZZ: He never was embraced or fully appreciated at Utah, but the cerebral Ludwig is a master at developing game plans and leaves no detail unturned.

Also, lack of Ron Gould is disappointing.

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by Swamphunter on Nov 17, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

UH OH

ESPN

LOS ANGELES — Eva Longoria filed court papers Wednesday to divorce Tony Parker, citing irreconcilable differences.

Longoria, a star of TV’s “Desperate Housewives,” and Parker, an All-Star with the San Antonio Spurs, were married July 7, 2007. They have no children together.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

For real this time?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

UH OH! UH OH!

LINK

His estranged wife, Eva Longoria, found hundreds of text messages to the NBA star’s phone from the wife of one of his teammates, the actress tells pal Mario Lopez of Extra.

The woman’s identity wasn’t revealed nor was the name of the San Antonio Spurs teammate.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Muahahahahahahaah that’s awesome

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

brainz

Maybe he was trying to get gift advice. He wanted to buy her something reaallly special for her birthday.

He joins the “WTF Dude” hall of fame along with Jesse James and that asshat that used to be married to Sara Evans.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think it is Tiago Splitter’s wife???

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

A.C. Slater: master journalist.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Supposedly it’s Brent Barry’s wife.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, ex-teammate…

So much for locker room tension, although I’m sure Duncan and Ginobili aren’t going to be too happy about this.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard it was LeBron James’ mom

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So you went there, huh?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

She looks hungry.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes

ITALIAN CONSULTANTS INVADE THE PAC-10

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

A's open the bidding on Adrian Beltre

Time to cart the dessicated remains of Eric Chavez out of the building?

2:01pm: Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes tweets that Oakland offered Beltre five years and $64MM, the same contract he signed with Seattle before the 2005 season.

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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Oakland has that kind of money?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Chavez is off the books

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Kicking the tires.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

now THAT is a porn stache

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

That’s awesome

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants

by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha nice, I wonder how much he charged the Taliban for each Fireball Flower?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oakland Raiders fighting terrorism and just winning since… well since 2010!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Scotchy scotch scotch

Bottle of 64 year old Macallan Scotch sold for $600,000

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

too expensive to drink

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Drink it, then put something cheap in the decanter. No one will know the difference if no one else tries to drink it.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

How do they prove it is what it is in the first place?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Some guy said something about it on TV, plus they looked over at the sidelines

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You forgot the telestrator!

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds conclusive enough for me!

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thirsty.
Seems just a skoosh overpriced.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

At the auction at Sotheby’s in New York, The Macallan 64 Year Old in Lalique: Cire Perdue sold for $460,000 (£288,000), to an unnamed woman buyer.

Scootie, if that was you, I need to say: SUP GIRL

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, I listed the target price.

There goes my credibility.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s riding shotgun in the Benz as we speak.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

WATCH OUT FOR OFFICER BUZZ KILL SCOOTIE!!!!!!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Question For Our Resident Dentist

Topic: coffee staining of teeth.

1. If your coffee is less “black” (ie half milk half coffee) will less staining be imparted on your teeth?

2. Can staining be reduced by rinsing with water after drinking coffee?

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

Kodiak, please go recruit a dentist to be CGB’s resident dentist so that he or she can answer Spazzy’s question. Spazzy clearly didn’t mean you, because toothwranglers don’t know shit.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately, his question was in regards to coffee, not sh!t.

You Ohioans drink some really weird stuff.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmm

tastes a bit nutty.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The surface of your tooth is actually made up of lots of tubes stacked on one another.

Staining occurs when these tubes get clogged with pigment. As the tubes get clogged, it changes the amount of light that can pass through and that’s how teeth start to appear yellow or brown.

Bleaching actually works like a chemical pipe cleaner to remove/dissolve the pigment from the tubes. That’s also why bleaching can make your teeth more sensitive. Without the pigment/debris to act like a dampener, the nerve endings inside the tubes are more exposed and more prone to reacting to hot/cold temperatures.(which make the tubes flex)

Anything that reduces the concentration of dark pigment or the exposure time will reduce staining.

So:
1) Yes.
2) Yes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not bad for a shit-knowing toothwrangler.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you said he didn’t know shit.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah, meant to italicize “didn’t”

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he meant in the biblical sense.

His law firm does list itself as PSoCYA in their title, after all.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

im sorry, i stopped reading at “tubes”, so I’m not sure if you’re describing the internet or what

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Gore is disappointed in you

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Gore Ted Stevens is disappointed in you (posthumously).

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My hygienist told me that brushing with baking soda and peroxide toothpaste one day a week would help. That seems to be working.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Mild chemical cleanser, but the same principle.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You’ve redeemed yourself in my eyes, Kod.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Whew!

This feels like scraping by in pchem all over again.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they reversable?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually.

If it’s extrinsic staining (caused by pigments), you can reverse the staining process by removing the pigment. It’s just a question of balancing sensitivity versus the concentration of bleach needed for it to work. For mild stains, the over the counter stuff like white strips works just fine. For tougher stains, you can easier get the take-home trays where you add gel, or do in-office bleaching (most expensive, most effective, most sensitivity).

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If my dentist is not an idiot, will she be able to take care of any light staining (not that I have any; I’m perfect and have no flaws)?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not only do you have no flaws, your best feature is your amazing sense of humility.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, yes, I have been lifting a lot recently. Thanks!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe I left out your complete inability to sense irony as well.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I really like this tie too!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be.

Some stains can be cleaned/polished off during your normal prophy/cleaning appointment. Anything beyond that is where you can evaluate your bleaching options.

There are some serious idjut dentists out there, but it’s pretty hard to screw up stain removal.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

USC is trying to kill Bill Nye “The Science Guy” now.

Bill Nye, the popular host of the 1990s TV show “Bill Nye the Science Guy,” fainted from exhaustion Tuesday night in front of hundreds of audience members during a speaking engagement at the University of Southern California.

Nye, 54, collapsed mid-sentence at USC’s Bovard Auditorium, but was quick to recover and finish his lecture about climate and global changes, the Los Angeles Times reported.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

lecture about climate and global changes

What, he wasn’t prepared for how hot it got?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a different way to drop it like it’s hot…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

inertia is a property of matter….

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that is quite the moniker.

If I used that as a character name, people would be going “C’mon now, there’s no way that’s real…”

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  


LINK

Overall was born in Farmersville, California. He attended the University of California, Berkeley, where he was a member of Sigma Nu and captain of the football team. He was named an All-American in football.

Overall started his professional baseball career in 1904. With the Pacific Coast League’s Tacoma Tigers, he pitched 510.2 innings, going 32-25 with a 2.78 earned run average.1 He was drafted by the Cincinnati Reds in September. In 1905, his rookie season, he was the ace of the Reds pitching staff and won 18 games. He struggled early in 1906, though, and was traded to the Chicago Cubs. In 18 games for Chicago, Overall went 12-3 with a 1.88 ERA. The 1906 Cubs set a major league record for wins in a season and won the National League pennant.

Overall pitched even better in 1907. He went 23-7 with eight shutouts and a 1.68 ERA. He also won a game in the 1907 World Series, and the Cubs won their first title. In 1908, Overall “slumped” to just 15 wins but also won twice in the 1908 World Series as Chicago repeated as champions. In the series-clinching game, he shut out the Detroit Tigers on three hits. In 1909, he won 20 games and set a career-low in ERA (1.42). He also led the NL in strikeouts, with 205.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Bear! and Go Cub!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So… With star UC Berkeley player, Cubs win the World Series twice. Maybe they need another Cal Bear to end the drought?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG! That’s amazing. Also sensational, dramatic, heart-rending, thrilling, and exciting!

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

510 innings???? Fuck an A fuck fuck

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Even more mind-blowing: a Cal football player won a World Series Championship with the Chicago Cubs.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Know shit.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No! It’s two! A Cal football player won two World Series Championships with the Chicago Cubs.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

CORRELATION = CAUSATION, BITCHES

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Overall retired after the 1910 season. He made a brief comeback in 1913. Overall, he played seven years in the major leagues, compiling a record of 108-71 with a 2.23 lifetime ERA.

Intentional or unintentional pun?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they name their kid Denim?

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Dust is irresitible

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by katster on Nov 17, 2010 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

I know we all hate talking/hearing about it, but PTI is about to address Cal’s alleged faking of injuries against Oregon. Wow, didn’t think it’d be getting this sort of national attention.

by patzcalski on Nov 17, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, seriously.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

PTI?

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Pardon The Interruption.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re saying no penalty, no problem. Tony K called it a strategy.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I always knew I liked Tony K.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m a bit surprised. I kinda thought they were going to rail us.

by patzcalski on Nov 17, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Pardon the Interruption, the ESPN show

by patzcalski on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Big Game week is big.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

In this photo, Steve Levy briefly faked losing his mind because he had just won the Axe.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t win it. It was already ours

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Levy was awesome. Is he doing sideline work now for Cal football broadcasts?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s back on the East Coast getting into the TV sports announcing business.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And that Axe is REAL.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the University of California Safety Committee mandated that the edges be blunted out, so it’s incapable of actually cutting down a tree anymore.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What if you chop REALLY hard with it?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be bludgeoning down a tree, not cutting.

/atoms’d

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

bludgeoning a tree is totes ok with me :)

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ridiculous.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Schlabach via Twitter on the Cam Newton investigation
Kenny Rogers’ attorney tells ESPN.com that Cecil Newton wanted three payments from Miss. State: $80K, $50K, $50K http://es.pn/cXtZ5X

Bell said Cecil Newton told him that “Dan Mullen is going to have to put a smile on my face” for Cam to play at MSU http://es.pn/cXtZ5X

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe he wanted Dan Mullen to blow him?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he wanted dental work?

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a grill like Beast Mode’s?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG, this is the booster he's being tied with?
TMZ is reporting a bizarre new angle to the Cam Newton investigation:

According to sources connected to the probe … FBI agents looking into the Newton recruiting controversy are also asking about Milton McGregor — a dog track owner arrested last month for allegedly bribing Alabama politicians to vote pro gambling.

Foghorn Leghorn, that you?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This is getting good.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I SAY I SAY I SAY IT DONE GOT GOOD.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I SAY I SAY THAT BOAH CAN SHOAH PLAY FOOTBAWL I SAY

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I say, I say, now how much are we gonna need to pay up to git yer boy to play for Missu?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the big… I say, what’s the big deal with payin’ players? You don see anyone complainin’ bout that in the NFL, now do you, boay?!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Mel Gibson in 20 years and 30 billion hamburgers.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

hahhahahahaha OMG you’re right

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he wanted to hear a knock-knock joke?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad headers exist.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad Redonkulous Bear exist.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad zoonews and Rishi exist and are not trapped in twist’s basement.

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

so THAT’S where danzig went?!

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad there’s internet access in twist’s basement.

Wait, what?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s Twist’s basement, so more like “it puts on the double-breasted seersucker suit or it gets the hose again”

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

DANZIG IS THE “SEERSUCKER”

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he just wanted a clown for his birthday

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He spent his birthday on the toilet?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummer. I was hoping we’d keep Rajai.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed seeing him play

although it irritated me at the same time since I couldn’t ever get over HOW he got to OAK.

Anyway, Fred Lewis may be on the move now I suppose.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t take much to not get a lot back.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this mean you dont like the deal?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the A’s got a decent haul actually, especially considering the value of a speedy but light-hitting outfielder lost in a glut of outfielders. However, it’s a pretty minor trade in the grand scheme of restoring the A’s to playoff contenders.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If Daniel Farquhar doesnt win the AL Cy next year, Ill eat my hat

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you prefer jelly or syrup?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It finishes off the dejesus deal…. we flipped two more polished P for an OF that was better than rajai and then got two prospects we liked back….

Not bad… Slusser made a mention to the last time we traded a guy like Davis to Toronto…. Scutaro… that worked out well for us.

CGB: No Regrets. Just Love.

by oskisunbear on Nov 17, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Bochy deserve NL manager of the year?

But even considering that paradigm, Gardenhire and Black were deserving winners. The former finally broke his Susan Lucci-type streak by guiding a Justin Morneau(notes)- and Joe Nathan(notes)-less team to 94 victories and another AL Central title while the latter led a group of youngsters to a spot where they missed a tiebreaker by one game in the standings. They’ll each receive a nice trophy that they’ll have to remind people in future years that they won. No biggie.

But even with the award’s vague nature acknowledged, I’m not so sure it shouldn’t have gone to San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy, who finished behind both Black and Cincinnati Reds skipper Dusty Baker in the voting. (Black and Baker were separated by only one point, by the way — 104-103 — while Bochy garnered only 30 points.)

Admittedly, that’s some tricky hindsight to claim. The voting was done at the end of the regular season, long before Bochy ever led the Giants to their first World Series title in San Francisco and before Dusty Baker and his Reds got bounced in three straight games by the Philadelphia Phillies.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

I think so!

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Black took a team that no one expected to make any noise and took them to the brink of the playoffs. Sure, Bochy did the same thing and won the World Series, but, man, I hate the Giants!

/Twist

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s kinda ridic that manager of the year voting takes place before the playoffs. Bochy made every right move to win the WS.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That would give an unfair advantage to the manager whose team doesn’t make the playoffs and it’s a team effort!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad you’re seeing the light on this, Rishi

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You already complimented me on my tie, but thanks again!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

His moves in teh post season were redonk. I’ve never seen a manager make so many calls that worked.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but the Giants faked being hit by pitches a few times and that’s ALL on Bochy.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What classless jerks. We should really discuss changing the rules and playing man’s baseball.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the Atlanta Ducks really should wait for the ball to be thrown back to him before he pitches again.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

A modest proposal: if a batter is determined to have been awarded first base as a result of being hit by a pitch and it is determined at a later point by the Head Umpire that the pitch did not in fact hit the batter, play shall be halted and the pitcher shall be allowed to immediately throw the ball at the batter. If the batter or pitcher are no longer on the field of play when such a determination is made, the pitcher is allowed to throw the ball at the batter one time at his discretion provided that the batter is not in the batter’s box.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Nov 17, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You Giants fans are a bunch of fucking whiny bandwagon losers who will never understand the you all suck.

/SunshinePump’d

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And you also don’t know how to work out.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right. I got carried away in the act. That’s getting personal.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

THANKSGIVING ADVICE

I’m making green beans. Probably something like this recipe: http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1750,154191-255197,00.html

Any suggestions / modifications for me?

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yum. I’m a fan of simple recipes. One question tho, what the heck is a “toe” of garlic?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. 1/2 cup of oil?! Wow.

2 tablespoons should be plenty to fry em up.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah, I was thinking the same thing. As far as the garlic…I love it a lot, so I’ll probably use it a lot. I tend not to follow recipes too closely. I was more wondering if I should add some spices of fresh herbs.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Scootie suggested a green bean recipe where you add caramelized onions and roasted mushrooms.

I tried it the other week and it was really good. Didn’t need any other spices beyond garlic and some salt/pepper.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Mm that sounds good. You think it would work w/ sauteed mushrooms instead of roasted? Would prob saute them with some butter, and then salt/pepper/garlic.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. That’d be killer.

If you’re trying to impress someone, you could do a mushroom medley, too.

I did a mix of white/brown/baby portabellos (lookit – the CGB combo!).

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m afraid to ask, which of us are the babies?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The lawyers, of course. They’re full of crap that you have to clean out or everything becomes excessively bitter.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like when you add slivers of toasted almonds

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Please can I talk you into this green beans with mushroom-madeira sauce instead? A little slice of Thanksgiving heaven.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You knwo some Jews celebrate Thanksgiving too!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, was there something Jew unfriendly in that recipe? Or do you not believe in heaven?

I’m not up on my Jewdom, I must confess.

/catholic

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Jewish idea of heaven is a sale at Bloomy’s!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Jewish idea of heaven is a sale at Bloomy’s! not actually being a Jew.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s racis?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

“Self loathing.”

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Reform?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 18, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you not allowed to eat oyster mushrooms?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Only problem with that recipe is the number of ingredients that it requires (that I don’t have). I am probably gonna go with your recipe, via Kod, for the beans, caramelized onions, and mushrooms.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I like simple. Olive oil, sea salt, a little garlic. More important than recipe is whether you have fresh, good quality green beans.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Tips for not getting fat(ter) on Thanksgiving

Via MensHealth

And it’s not ridiculous stuff like “eat brocolli and tofu instead of turkey and gravy”, but simpler stuff like using homemade cranberry sauce instead of jellied or eating pumpking pie instead of pecan pie.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

And it’s not ridiculous stuff like "eat brocolli and tofu instead of turkey and gravy"

Why is that ridiculous?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Because no one (besides me) would do that on Thanksgiving?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

pumpkin pie

is actually fairly healthy, for a pie.

Also, it’s not at all hard to make. Also also, I don’t really like it. Squash pie.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Even I like pumpkin pie and I don’t like pie!

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m making sweet potato pie this year. Tuber!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yum

However, you are running the risk of missing out on your chance to eat a nice bowl of candied butter marshmallow goop during dinner. Also yum.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

um, fuck that. Thanksgiving is Thanksgiving. You eat anything and everything and deal with the weight later.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I deal with the weight never

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to agree.

Thanksgiving is for going all out. Like cooking a whole package of bacon so that you can cook the stuffing in the grease…And then re-adding the chopped bacon to the stuffing.

Eff. Yes.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree. If you want to cut back… just eat a little less of everything and be a bit more moderate. Don’t ruin the holiday by not eating the special holiday foods you love.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom! Turduckened.

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had Turducken before. It was . . . underwhelming.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I felt about deep fried turkey.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

master chef, what do you have cooking for thanksgiving? you mentioned something about a roasted and a grilled turkey, right?

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even close to a master chef…but I used to be a master eater…and I get to settle for being master of my domain. Besides the food, the best part of Thanksgiving is bellowing “Out of my kitchen” and watching them scurry…because they want to be fed. Hahahaha!

It’s kind of a subdued menu this year – the in-laws are in Taiwan and one of our aunt/uncle/cousin families are also out of town.

One turkey on the grill rotisserie
One turkey that will get roasted on a beer can, then finished in the smoker and grill
Prime rib roast – red wine braise, then finished in the smoker and grill
Garlic mashed potatoes…now with bacon! (Thanks, LP)
Roasted yams with marshmallow topping
“Mama’s stuffing” – shredded sour dough cooked in bacon grease with onions, garlic, and bacon
Chinese sticky rice stuffing – shitake mushrooms, lapchung sausage, stuff
Braised collard greens with caramelized onions and roasted mushrooms
Pan dripping gravy
Cranberry sauce
Hawaiian sweet rolls
  
Ditched the normal appetizers, baked beans, and corn casserole due to fewer people.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to save some of that bacon for the mashed potatoes.

(My mashed potatoes recipe: is it bad for you? add it in!)

by LeonPowe on Nov 17, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, then don’t read the link?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t!

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Best homemade cranberry sauce.

Any other recommendations needed?

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you do a Thanksgiving recipe themed DBD for Huskie week?

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’d be pretty darn cool.

Thanks, Scootie!

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can indeed. I call dibs on Tuesday.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Since I figure there could potentially be some gloating going on on Monday.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What works better, Viagra or Cialis?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like all that citrus overkill

1 bag of cranberries
water
start boiling
sugar to taste

can’t go wrong.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Psh, pussy.

1 bag of cranberries.
taste.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which, here’s a drink recipe for Rishi, via NPR:

Cranberry Antioxidant Punch

Makes approximately six drinks

2 cups fresh cranberries

6 to 8 pears, medium size

1 cup quince simple syrup — make ahead, recipe below

Feed cranberries and whole pears into a juice machine. Double strain the juice through a fine mesh strainer to remove the cranberry seeds. In a pitcher, mix the pear and cranberry juice with the quince simple syrup. To serve, pour over ice and garnish with fresh cranberries.

To make alcoholic, add 1 1/2 ounce of vodka per cocktail.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, thanks. In honour of NPR, I’ll be really liberall with the vodka.

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

more like Spazzy McPuckerface at that rate.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Spazzy McUlcer

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Donald Trump: Future President?

Renowned Businessman And Bankruptcy Expert Announces He’s Thinking Of Running For President

Earlier today on Power Lunch, Donald Trump popped by to thank the gang for the special they’ve produced about him airing tonight. They chatted about a slew of topics including Michelle Caruso-Cabrera being pissed off her appearance on this season of The Apprentice was cut and whether or not Don will run for president. "A lot of people think I should [and] for the first time in my life, I’m really thinking about it," Trump admitted.

Why would America want him? "I speak what people know should happen," he explained. "I say things." Like take this situation with China. "I hope we get into a trade war with China," Trump said. Other people want this too, apparently, but according to Mr. President, he’s the only one with the balls to let it out.

Also… boobs?

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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet mother of god Donald Trump’s baby

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Yes.

Take that Sarkozy

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see him being worse than Palin or Huckabee

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

That’s a recommendation.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

In there defense, some random person disrespected someone over something trivial.

I’d like to take this moment to thank everyone in that video for not competing with me for a job. Preesh!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually these videos upset me but the costumes just made me lol.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Calbear81

I think I was like the 197th person to rec your Top 10 Big Game Upsets. KUDOS!!
If peeps haven’t read it yet, i would totally recommend it. Super inspirational. GO BEARS!

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by since1997 on Nov 17, 2010 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Did you rec it out of spite to me?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… while yes it is true that i base all of my decisions on what would irrirate you most, i don’t really see why my rec’ing of 81’s inspired post would cause you irritation.

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by since1997 on Nov 17, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the most recd post on CGB! 36 recs!

Now, I am 2nd. BEHIND CALBEAR81, MY PROTEGE, WHO I APPARENTLY INFLUENCE!

I shake my head in sadness.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

atomsitis is a terrible disease that could afflict anybody

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

can

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Inflammation of the atoms?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, which post was that?

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Glenn Dickey

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are you talking to, since?

No one remembers the guy who comes in 2nd.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello Twitter friend!! I believe i’ve only been talking to Calbear81…

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Nov 17, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Im first loser!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s that funny sound again…

Say hi to CalBear81 for me, Since.

She’s the best!

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No but she did return that houndstooth jacket to spite you.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Holds it, holds it, holds it!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Fast-kickin, low scoring and ties? You bet!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And then what happened?

Don’t keep us in suspense – I’m on the edge of my seat!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal won, of course.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 18, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you get to sexually harrass people at work?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If I want to. I am a bankster, rules don’t apply to us.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Its good to be the King.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Firstly, hot. Secondly, of course.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it only seems fair

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you give bonus points for recognizing you from CGB?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. Am I interviewing you? I would totally give bonus points for that!

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

how about me?! is being an mba student a necessity?

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, competant. Is being competant a necesity, bc otherwise, boomtho you in!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

With a cover letter like that, Twist, you’re out.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I WAS NEVER IN!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

obvious joke is obvious

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

/cue wedding night joke

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

boomtho, I think you know I would hire you on the spot. How did you weekend shindig go?

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it was awesome! got to experience “how the other half lives,” if you will. unfortunately, now i have to make the journey back down from bottle service w/ goose to kegs of miller lite. oh well, it was glorious while it lasted :)

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

On the flip side, now you have many more weekends of that to look forward to. Specifically, the one weekend a year for the rest of your life that you try to impress future boomtho’s with company sponsored retreats.

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What if he corrects the grammar of one or more of your interview questions?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What if halfway through the interview, your Indian interview starts chugging Jager

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d exclaim, “Rishi!” and give him a big hug.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Jokes on you. It’s Cruzinbears!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m about as Indian as Thanksgiving

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

but I do love me some Jager!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why did you show up to the interview in a qurta and pyjamas?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The first Thanksgiving was half-Indian. So it could still be you

by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The 2nd Thanksgiving was only a quarter-Indian. Goddamn John Smith following Columbus’ example.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

John Smith was at Jamestown. In Virginia. In 1607. Thanksgiving is about the Pilgrims. In Massachusetts. In 1621.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping that I’d help get you to 28.

I’ll try harder next time.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist, I think your Tourettes is getting worse.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was typing while leaning over the back of my chair with my arms pinched against my body and the chair. It was advanced!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

…Is that legal in this state?

CalBear81, please let me know if you need a prescription for antibiotics.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? You can prescribe medications now?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Pringling uncontrollably. What the hell did you just try to say?

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

She got to 28 in an email to me today.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

How quaint. Why don’t you two just sext like all the other cool kids?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 18, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

no those were Native Americans ;)

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

While I’m chugging Jager?!

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by Rishi on Nov 18, 2010 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Are they from Twist?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not. How does an MPA compare to an MBA? Actually, don’t answer that.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

the student loan burden is almost the same for both!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum

by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What about an MFA? Would that work?

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Mother Fuckers Associate?

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely fair.
I’d be disappointed in you if you didn’t.

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by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just sent my GF a text “do you have a gold top I can borrow?”

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Nov 17, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you already ask Twist?

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think since can wear shirts that low-cut at work.

by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless she has the chest hair to pull it off.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Game ignorance is not a protected class. So go for it.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?

by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I would expect nothing less

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow
Here’s a rather novel idea…

As a former offensive lineman I think one of the ways to deal with all this injury crap is to let the players take it into their own hands. That being said I think there’s a perfectly legal way to handle the feigning injury stuff.

Chop blocks are your friend. Nothing pisses off a defensive lineman more than having some dude put the crown of his helmet at your knee again and again. The way I see it, if the dude is more worried about his ACL/MCL staying in one piece, he’ll be less likely to look to the sideline and go all Euro.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

Link?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, former offensive lineman, current douchebag.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.addictedtoquack.com/2010/11/17/1819376/quack-fix-12-ducks-named-to-pac-10-all-academic-team-bcs-bridesmaids#

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Classy Bowl Winners

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I have deliberately avoided AtQ since the Oregon game. They are a lost cause.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Nov 17, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I say we start being friends with Coug Nation in their place.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Favored nation status granted to Battle Red Blog!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

There's some strong rumors floating

That if Davis doesn’t go this winter, Muschamp goes. The donors are pushing Brown to fire Davis and bring in young firebrands.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Muschamp goes as in is fired or leaves for better opportunities?

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by Rishi on Nov 18, 2010 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Few more seasons like this and that Texas network is going to be a big hit.

But honestly, this is what Texas football was like when I was growing up. They weren’t a perpetual powerhouse team, like USC or Alabama. They were only ranked in the top 25 for about half the years in the 80s and 90s. They have been ranked for all of the 2000s, but they’ve only won the Big 12 three times in its 14 year existence.

by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but I’m also smart enough to realise it’s one season.

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by Rishi on Nov 18, 2010 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, exactly 1,000 comments. Until now, at least.

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