DBD 11.17.2010 The Classy Bowl
Now that I’ve explained the Classy Bowl, allow me to offer a few helpful hints when you’re engaged in battle with your shameless foes!
Helpful hint: Your opponent’s point doesn’t matter. No matter what they say, just respond with your point. Sure, it will result in a conversation in which both sides say different, unrelated things over and over. But that’s what you have to do to win the day! On an related note, the last person to say something automatically wins, so be dedicated and never give up!
Helpful hint: Always remember, we live in a starkly black and white world. Everything your team does is either 100% legal or a cunning strategy invented by your genius head coach. Everything your opponent does is 100% illegal and deliberately used by their arrogant cheater head coach because the awful refs are in that coach’s back pocket. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND.
Critical point: To win the Classy Bowl you must not be classy. I know, this may seem counter-intuitive, but it is critical. After all, the act of calling somebody not classy isn’t a classy thing to do. Besides, the only period of time that’s up for debate in the Classy Bowl is the previous game, plus any events immediately before and after that game! So be as rude as possible. Curse! Toss insults! If your opponent’s team / coach / mascot / player can be insultingly misspelled or rhymed with an unflattering word go to that well as often as you can!
So good luck in your righteous battle Mr. "your team is unbelievable dirty while my team is totally classy" guy– few things on earth are more critically important than trying to figure out which group is 100% morally bankrupt and which side supports the righteous American virtues of God, country and football!
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Jorge, Markhuri both solid in Cal win
Jorge Gutierrez had a career-high 18 points and eight assists, Markhuri Sanders-Frison added 15 points and 10 rebounds and California won its season opener 80-63 over Cal State Northridge on Tuesday night.
Gutierrez, the lone remaining starter from last year’s Pac-10 championship team, took only four shots but made 13 of 15 free throws. Eight came in the final seven minutes for the Golden Bears, who extended their home winning streak against nonconference opponents to 20.
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by norcalnick on Nov 16, 2010 11:50 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Avi’s recap with Kodiak’s thoughts
At least that’s what this one felt like. Cal got fouled 37 times—the refs made sure to call everything tonight—and shot 50 free throws, which is three more than the actual number of field goals they took. FITTY! Jorge Gutierrez shot 13 of 15, MarkhurI Sanders-Frison shot 7 of 10, Brandon Smith shot 5 of 8. Almost all of them were deserved, but it sure took the pace and tempo of this game away.
What’s a little worrying is they missed 19 of them, which could hurt us down the road. Cal pulled away with a brief spurt in the second half, but there wasn’t really much separating us from the Matadors for the first twenty-five minutes. If we’d made a few more free throws, we create distance a lot quicker and we…
Ah, what the hell. I don’t know what I’m whining about. I kind of figured this stuff was going to happen. It’s like complaining about a puppy doing his business on your rug when you don’t take him out for a walk. I’ll let the experiment breathe before I begin pontificating about the results.
In news we already knew, Mikey Mo is smart. But you can add a few more Bears to that list:
Cal’s second-team selections include Alex Lagemann (Jr., WR, 3.69, Media Studies), Ernest Owusu (Jr., DL, 3.32, Political Economy), Giorgio Tavecchio (Jr., PK, 3.69, Undeclared) and John Tyndall (Jr., FB, 3.08, Interdisciplinary Studies). Owusu’s selection follows his ESPN Academic All-District® 8 First-Team pick earlier this month.
Justin Cheadle (Jr., OL, 3.07, American Studies), Richard Fisher (Sr., OL, 3.10, Civil Engineering), Chris Guarnero (Sr., OL, 3.07, American Studies), Mitchell Schwartz (Jr., OL, 3.15, American Studies), Matt Summers-Gavin (So., OL, 3.35, Political Studies) and Beau Sweeney (So., QB, 3.27, American Studies) were selected honorable mention.
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OK
“Junior-Undeclared” is not right. Is it?
And shout out to Richard Fisher! Hope he will graduate on time.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions
I thot he was CUIN.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Also, Fisher getting a 3.1 in civil engineering is pretty nice :)
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
I studied Civil Engineering. : (
Though! Fisher was in a few of my classes. Nice guy.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
I thought it was what an American does when preparing for a test.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
It's the study of Real America
with specializations available in Deep Frying, Huntin’ and Fishin’, and NASCAR.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Men’s soccer discovers that when you win the Pac-10 you get a bunch of awards:
California’s A.J. Soares was named the Pac-10 Player of the Year, Golden Bears head coach Kevin Grimes earned his unprecedented fifth Pac-10 Coach of the Year award and six Bears claimed spots on the All-Pac-10 teams, conference commissioner Larry Scott announced on Tuesday. David Bingham, Servando Carrasco, Hector Jimenez and Davis Paul joined Soares on the All-Pac-10 first team, while Steve Birnbaum earned All-Pac-10 honorable mention.
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Reshanda Grey loves gushers
and that may have been the key to her recruitment:
“Everywhere I went, there were Gushers,” Gray told Melissa Rohlin of the Los Angeles Times. “They filled every room up with Gushers.” Gray was clearly taken with the gesture, which helped separate Cal’s commitment to the power forward from the gaggle of other school’s aiming for her signature. The Washington Prep (Calif.) star grew up in a notoriously rough Los Angeles neighborhood, and it was an after-school coordinator who first drew her into basketball and out of a destructive path she said almost certainly would have led to a jail cell.
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Farudo’s wrap, with some troubling results about our upcoming opponents
– New Mexico (2-0), which visits Cal on Saturday evening for a post-Big Game hoops event, posted a methodical 76-62 win over Arizona State. Senior guard Dairese Gary scored 18 points for the Lobos. Trent Lockett had 22 on 9-for-12 shooting for ASU (0-1) but the rest of the Sun Devils shot 31 percent.
– Meanwhile, No. 25 San Diego State (2-0) went into the McCarthey Center in Spokane, Wash., and handed No. 11 Gonzaga just its fifth defeat in the building since it opened in 2004. Billy White scored 30 points and the Aztecs won 79-76. San Diego State visits Haas on Dec. 8.
We are probably going to lose both of those games.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
With that attitude we will.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with the fans being realistic. The team better believe they’re gonna win those games, though!
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
I think they are quite capable of winning and will gladly root for them to do so. It’s not some egregious sin to acknowledge that New Mexico and SDSU are good teams, though, and probably better than ours at this point. But I didn’t say we didn’t have a shot.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
[He’s trying to incite the team by giving them an “it’s all of us versus all of them” mentality, teaching them to rely on each other and not to base their performance on fan perspective]
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
[But the team is going to feed off the negative energy, instead the positive energy that atoms could be constructively providing]
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It’s not atoms fault that he’s putting off negative energy.
It’s just the way he spins.
Old Toothwrangler
Atoms don’t have negative energy since negative energy doesn’t exist. Also, atoms themselves don’t spin, although they do have a spin quantum number that is the total of electron spin. This is what leads to paramagnetism.
/atoms’d
//meta
Ion don’t understand.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I’m never going to try to make a quantum science joke again.
I think part of my brain just tried to escape out my ear…so that it could punch me in the face.
Old Toothwrangler
Rishi says: “Quantum? I hardly know him!”
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
If part of my brain ends up in Ohio and tries to punch you in the face, I’m very sorry.
Old Toothwrangler
BRING IT, MEDULLA OBLONGATA!!!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
I think it’s still p!ssed because I started using the electric fly swatter to balance the checkbook faster.
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"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
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"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
[then they’ll join the dark side and cut down younglings?]
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
As someone who has been a fan of many, many, MANY losing sporting teams
Winning the Classy Bowl sucks.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:00 AM PST reply actions
Do they all end in ties?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:11 AM PST up reply actions
Its OK, he can now pay soembody to figure out the rules for him!
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I thought you were kidding
maybe McNabb’s lawyer/agent misread something. I thought there was “guaranteed money” for part of this?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions
heh
talk about your escape clauses.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions
No. Read some sportswriter’s analysis of it yesterday (Michael Smith I think?) that if they cut him after the season they would have to cut him a $12M check to opt out. Have not read contract though, so that’s all I “know”.
No, it doesn’t. The trigger is that he’s due an option bonus of 10MM which guarantees him a base salary of 2.5MM next year if the bonus is paid, which means the Redskins can basically retain him for 12.5MM next year, not that that’s what he’s guaranteed.
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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Chron previews Big Game by looking back at Shane’s 42 carries vs. Stanford last year:
In the 113th version of the Big Game on Saturday at Memorial Stadium, Vereen needs but 2 yards to reach 1,000 for the first time in his college career; he nearly made it last year with 952 yards, most of which came in relief of the injured Jahvid Best. “I want the victory on Saturday,” Vereen said. “Hopefully, I’ll get the 2 yards, get rolling. It’s a good motivation for any back to get 1,000. More important this week is playing well against a tough Stanford team.”
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Here’s a good list of reasons to attend the Big Spike on Friday night:
The fourth-ranked California volleyball team has a chance to pull ahead in the race for the Pac-10 title as the Golden Bears host No. 2 Stanford in the 72nd Big Spike. Cal matched its program record for single-season conference wins (13) last weekend and now has the opportunity to secure the best record in school history as well. The Bears have not swept the season series over the Cardinal in 31 years; since a pair of wins in 1979.
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by norcalnick on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Put I’m taking my nephew and his friend to the Bonfire rally. I’m so torn!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
I think I’ll be doing the same because my wife has never gone and YWC’s cryptic comment has us worried that if we don’t go this year she may never see a bonfire.
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Dude, YWC has never said a single thing ever relating in any way at any time to the Bonfire. What are you talking about???
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They also didn’t know the California Drinking Song when they came by my group before the ASU game… Dude its like the 8th week of the season… And its a fun song… WTF?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
That was the UCLA rally my freshman year.
No, I did not get to be one of the freshmen with more cellophane. :(
(And no, I don’t think it’s coincidence we stopped that tradition.)
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
I thought you were kidding. That’s just sad. : (
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
It was. It sucked, because the fire marshal shut us down just hours before the rally and the cellophane was a last minute addition.
Given that this was a warm October day five years after the firestorm, I understand why, but it still sucked.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
Honestly, this is one of the reasons I don’t mind rain on Friday so much.
I’m surprised I don’t remember hearing this story. What years were you in Rally Committee? I graduated in 2009, but it’s likely we know some of the same people, at least in passing.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
1996-2000, although my involvement was heavier in the early years.
I did a few things during grad school (2002-2003) but it was mostly helping with crowd control for Bonfire and taping cards for card stunts.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
Excellent. I’m almost positive we know some of the same people. Good deal!
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah. I slowed down somewhat because (a) I got involved in the OCF, which ended up eating a lot of time, (b) I didn’t entirely fit with the clique of people who formed the core of the committee at the time I was in it, which meant that I got passed over for different things, and © I was struggling with some other issues in college that were making it difficult to juggle time.
I should probably show up at some alumni function at some point, though.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
b is shitty. It’s weird how quickly things like that change, too.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, my observations from the outside was that the 2002-2003 committees would have probably been a better fit for me.
Don’t get me wrong, there were some great people in my years, but a lot of them were in particular frats/sororities, and since Greek life wasn’t really my thing, I sorta felt like I was always a bit on the outside.
But yeah, the bits and pieces I can see from the occasional alumni emails make me think the newer committees are doing an awesome job.
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Well, he’s on the 70-year plan. And still a sophomore!
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Does this look like cellophane to you?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oooooohh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
the first time I went to one
I was literally afraid the logo on my shirt was going to melt. Big fire is big (and I can’t even imagine the ones like at TA&M or wherever the accident happened)
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
TAMU is correct. Now there’s a memorial to it in the middle of their campus, which is really just a field.
dont get me started on TAMU’s fucking bonfire and their stupid fucking accident that was caused because they are fucking idiots.
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
I think you already got started there.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
The saddest part of it was that it was entirely preventable and it was their fucking pride that caused it. Its horrible to admit this but all the ’Horns I knew generally agreed that the accident was “such an Aggie thing to have happen”.
Fucking morons
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
just one picture of that
was enough to see it was dangerous. Even without being on fire.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
That was also 1996, which cast a bit of a pall on our big game bonfire preparation, even though TAMU went crazy with theirs. I like our pallet structure, to be honest.
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NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR A CLASSLESS JOKE AT CGB EVER AGAIN!
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I said no such thing!
But seriously, this has been going on for a while, with a big push starting with the 2007 Bonfire. Based on what the rally inherently is, the BAAQMD trying to limit open burning (it’s technically permitted as a special event fire if it’s cleared, but can be restricted if they decide the fire danger for the day is too high), and the University wanting to have a less-polluting event, the future of the Rally is kind of questionable. The Rally Committee’ll put it on for as long as they can, but no one’s quite sure how long that’ll be.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
that's fine
next rally: BAAQMD headquarters! 7PM, bring empty bottles and rags.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
for cock sauce?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Nov 18, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
Niners Nation looks at the 3rd down woes vs. the Rams
The 49ers just pulled off a heart-attack-inducing victory over the St. Louis Rams this past Sunday that saw more ups and downs than Kentwan Balmer running Mount Singletary. The game saw a heroic late-game performance by Troy Smith along with crucial plays made by his receivers. Smith threw for 356 yards on only 17 completions and was money when he needed to be.
Where Troy wasn’t “money” though was on third down. The team converted ZERO (that’s one less than one, for those scoring at home) third downs out of ELEVEN attempts…ten of which were passing plays by Smith.
What was the average down and distance on these 3rd downs?
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Well, the average down on these third downs was three.
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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Silver and Black Pride says something about being in 1st place
Take a moment and look around, inhale deeply, make your eyes grab the vibrancy of colors around you, embrace whoever is close to you and enjoy this moment. For now is a seldom grasped reality for any true Raider fan. Things are breaking the Raiders way.
I don’t know what the future holds, but I do know that right now, everything is how it should be in the universe. Thanks to the Broncos complete ass kicking of the Chiefs and just in time for the mainstream media to flash their playoff picture graphics, the Raiders are in first place in the AFC West. And the Raiders accomplished this by doing the same thing you and I were doing—not playing NFL football.
by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:19 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
JUST WIN BABY
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:30 AM PST up reply actions
Lakers beat the Bucks, Silver Screen and Roll looks further
I don’t remember exactly where I read it earlier today, but some idiot was talking about how tonight’s game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Milwaukee Bucks was going to be different than most of the contests the Lakers have seen so far this season. Different, because unlike most of the opponents the Lakers have faced so far, Milwaukee is a superior defensive team (ranked #1 coming in) and a terrible offensive team (ranked #29 coming in), so the Lakers might struggle to score a bit more than usual, but should come through with some decent defense.
I guess it all sounds kind of logical, but that moron couldn’t have been more wrong. Instead, we saw another shootout eerily similar to all the other Laker contests this season. Tonight, once again riding the hot hand of Shannon Brown and the rest of the bench, the Lakers were the victors, but only because they topped the 1.16 points per possession (PPP) the previously woeful Bucks put up with an obscene 1.28 PPP for the purple and gold. Nice job putting points on the board Lakers, but you really need to figure out how to put the clamps down.
by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 12:20 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
That age old question
If LA sucks, do Lakers fans fans, in turn, also suck?
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions
Well, by being Lakers, they’re supporting the LA economy, thus allowing LA to continue sucking (true story). Thus, yes.
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THE PREVIOUS PLAY IS UNDER REVIEW
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions
Well, by being Lakers, they’re supporting the LA economy, thus allowing LA to continue sucking (true story). Thus, yes.
AFTER REVIEWING THE PLAY, THE CALL ON THE FIELD IS CONFIRMED
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions
Woohoo!! GO LOS ANGELES LAKERS!! We’re the World Champions!! And god bless bikinis, rollerblading, 80degree weather year round, surfing, and just generally being awesome and superior in like oh my god, like every way!!!
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
by since1997 on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Eh, I hate to agree but it’s pretty smoggy here today. There is a distinct layer of brown in my view of the GGB which wasn’t there earlier this week.
Pringle.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
I’m actually on the Peninsula during the day. Not that far from Foster City. That’s where you’re from, right?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Are you in a tall building above it?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
I sense a huge cloud of smug hovering above your desk. Must be one of those famed SF microclimates.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Te amo, since!
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
You’re good people, since1997. Good people.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Sactown Royalty sees the real problem: godawful defense
Last night, Geoff Petrie told longtime season ticket holders, our heroic section214 among them, that offense is the real struggle for the Kings right now.
Offense is a bit of a struggle for the Kings: the team is No. 16 in the league in offense, with a just-above-the-mean 106.8 points scored every 100 possessions. The team isn’t shooting particularly well, currently at 25th in the NBA in effective field goal percentage, but has been fantastic overall in limiting turnovers and rebounding on offense. The offense could certainly be better if the big men were more efficient (read: fewer long jumpers) and the wings and guards took better shots (read: fewer contested jumpers off the dribble). This could be a top-10 offense, if everything clicks.
But, uh, Geoff? Bossman? The Kings have the league’s worst defense, playing against the league’s softest schedule. No team — NO TEAM — allows more points per possessions than the Kings. No team — NO TEAM — allows teams to shoot better from the floor. The Kings are worse than average at creating turnovers, limiting opponent free throws and even defensive rebounding.
Around the Pac-10
UCLA 57, Pacific 44
Pacific is easily my 2nd favorite NCAA team on the planet, so it was depressing to see that the Tigers couldn’t even keep it close against UCLA. Still, they outrebounded the Bruins, forced more turnovers and earned more free throws, so I’m going to chalk this one up to the fact that they went 3-23 from three. Ouch. Also, Reeves Nelson scares me, but on the other hand I think Harper can take him.
Washington 98, Eastern Washington 72
Good team from Washington beats mediocre team from Washington by normal amount.
Washington St. 88, Idaho 71
Decent team from Washington beats bad team from very near Washington by decent amount
New Mexico 76, ASU 62
I’m not particularly optimistic about Cal’s chances against the Lobos on Saturday night, but at least it’s not at the Pit. Nothing particularly revolutionary about their win over the Sun Devils – from the looks of the box score they mostly just shot the ball better.
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That loss in the Pit last year was so frustrating. We could’ve been a 6 or 7 seed and might’ve gone a round or two extra in the tourney…
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
But I think if we win the Big Game and Haas fills up for this one, the crowd can carry us.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:30 AM PST up reply actions
Why the UOP fandom, Norcalnick?
Just curious.
I casually root for them, too, as a dental + ortho alumni.
Old Toothwrangler
My Grandmother lives in Stockton, and I went to a bunch of UOP football (before they cancelled the program) and basketball games in my youth. Lots of fond memories of watching The Kandi Man! while eating junk food. Plus they’re usually pretty good.
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OH NOEZ! How DARE you not be optimistic about Cal’s chances vs. New Mexico!!! Don’t you know that by saying that you will MAKE THEM LOSE when they would have won otherwise???
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
Quiet traitor.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
That’s what I’m trying to do! That turncoat norcalnick is probably wearing a Lobo t-shirt as we speak.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
You also have the right to remain silent.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
McC identifies a key question: will Panda start at 3rd next year?
Figure it out now, and send a team of Navy SEALs to escort him through the offseason if you need to. If Pablo starts at third, it closes a lineup opening. If Sandoval isn’t starting, the offseason is a free-for-all that can include anyone from Uribe to Adrian Beltre. But if the Giants go to great lengths to put someone else at third base, that could leave a McCovey/Cepeda-sized mess at first if Sandoval impresses the Giants with his return to form and Brandon Belt performs as expected in AAA.
Well, the Giants could always put Sandoval in left, like they did with Cepeda. That would be one way to boost ticket sales.
Athletics Nation looks at Adrian Beltre
I know that free agent third baseman Adrian Beltre would cost the A’s a lot of money and they already have a pretty good defensive third baseman in Kevin Kouzmanoff, but Billy Beane has talked a lot about getting players who fit this current team perfectly.
The thing is, the A’s are starving for offense in any way, shape or form. And while Beltre isn’t exactly a “thumper” per se, he’s a HUGE upgrade over anything the A’s have and he’s also possibly the best third baseman defensively in baseball.
I dunno…would rather not see another re-tread. Beltre’s great in contract years, and had a 1-yr deal in Boston last year.
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--Coach Clark
I’m confused. Didn’t the A’s sign Edwin Encarnacion last week?
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions
Yes. The point is to stockpile 3rd basemen, until the rest of the league has an “OHSHIT, WHEREAREOUR3RDBASEMEN” moment a few days before Opening Day. It’s kind of like shooting the moon in Hearts.
Brilliant! Kinda like stanfurd’s strategy of hoarding tight ends.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
No way E5 makes the roster, unless as a DH.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
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Rule of Tree wonders what our deal is. The comment section is a little bare, they could use some company!
What’s Brock Mansion’s deal?
Between Hans Brock Mansion and Beau Sweeney, the Bears boast some impressively named backup quarterbacks. If only they had the skills and experience to match. Mansion, who threw seven passes all of last season, was thrust into the starting role when Kevin Riley went down with a season-ending knee injury against Oregon State. He was 12-for-24 with two interceptions in his first start at Washington State, a Cal win, and followed that up with a dreadful performance in the Bears’ 15-13 loss to No. 1 Oregon. Mansion completed 10 of his 28 passes for 69 yards against the Ducks. “I feel like I was playing a little too fast,” Mansion told reporters after the game. Jeff Tedford has a magic touch when it comes to developing quarterbacks, but if the Bears upset Stanford in the Big Game, don’t expect Mansion to be the reason.
nice thread
10 comments, 7 from CGB
What is the rough likelihood the furd wins out and still misses the Rose Bowl?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
I bet its pretty high. Lets be honest, bowls care about the A/S ration (ass to seat) more than anything else. The Rose Bowl is likely the most tradition bound but if its Oregon and Auburn in the NCG, ‘Furd has zero chance of going. If Boise/TCU make it in the NCG, I’d say its about a 25% chance.
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
I really don't care about the Rose Bowl anymore I don't think
I mean, I’ll bandwagon up when Cal makes it someday, but crap like this make it clear it’s going to be damned hard to make it. And if takes such an obscure fact pattern to lead to a berth, and it’s just another Kraft Poulan Weedeater Bowl, meh.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions
Depends if Oregon or Auburn lose. If not, the Rose Bowl will be Boise/TCU and Wisconsin. If they do, then furd will likely make the Rose Bowl.
If furd wins out, however, they will 90% make a BCS bowl
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I don’t think they’re likely to make a BCS bowl at all. They are not an appealing team to a bowl because they have no fan base. I suspect any BCS bowl would take BSU/TCU (whichever one gets jacked out of the Rose) before Stanford.
So I’m making some assumptions…
But assuming the top contenders win out, then:
NCG: Oregon v/ Auburn
Rose: Wisky v/ Boise State
Orange: VTech v/ Oklahoma State
Sugar: LSU v/ Ohio State
Fiesta: TCU v/ Pitt
(Alignments may be slightly off)
Now, if Ohio State loses to Iowa, which is what I’m predicting will happen and furd wins out (F U), then furd takes Ohio State’s place. I understand that, say, Nebraska has a bigger fanbase, but there would be too much outrage if a #10-ranked Nebraska jumps a #6-ranked stanfurd whose only loss was to the #1 team in the nation
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Furd at the Sugar Bowl???
Yeah….they might as well play that game at Death Valley. Not a chance it happens.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
They’d take Ohio State’s spot as an at-large, not necessarily be in the same bowl; that’s up to the bowls themselves to decide
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The bowls want ticket sales. If Ohio State goes down, expect the Big Ten or Big 12 runnerup to take their place.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
but there would be too much outrage if a #10-ranked Nebraska jumps a #6-ranked stanfurd whose only loss was to the #1 team in the nation
Not even a factor.
Besides, this is moot. We’re winning on Saturday right?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Also, outrage implies that people care about stanfurd, and we all know that is not true.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Totally agree with this. The Pac10 team with the lowest ticket sales is never going to get a BCS bid unless it’s automatic. Simple economics.
LOL stanfurd small stadium!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
So THAT’S why they used to call their team the Indians…
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Wha?????
I understand that, say, Nebraska has a bigger fanbase, but there would be too much outrage if a #10-ranked Nebraska jumps a #6-ranked stanfurd whose only loss was to the #1 team in the nation
What bizarro world do you live in? Given a choice between furd and Nebraska, the Huskers would get picked EVERY time
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Also, I hadn’t seen this till Bk97’s Golden Nuggets post
Clancy was named coordinator of the week by Rivals
Publicly, Oregon coach Chip Kelly dismissed any concerns about his offense after a 15-13 victory over Cal, but in private, perhaps Kelly is concerned opponents have 60 minutes of game film of a defense stifling LaMichael James, Darron Thomas and the rest of the Ducks’ offense.
Cal didn’t win the game, but Pendergast’s defense may have turned in the best performance of any team this season. The Bears held Oregon to 162 rushing yards, 155 passing yards and just one offensive touchdown.
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Two protesters from Southside riots found not guilty
Two protesters involved in the Feb. 26 Southside riot were acquitted of all charges Monday following a short deliberation by jurors.
The defendants – Zachary Miller, an alumnus of UC Berkeley, and Marika Goodrich, a senior at the time of the riot – had been charged with misdemeanors and were arrested during the protest.
speaking of classy
Daily Cal commenters FTW!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions
Damnit, I opened that article hoping for some funny comments. Much like the case with Twist’s private photos that he texts out, I see nothing!
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no not funny just
“I hate pigs” and “use a f*ing comma”. Quite the erudite reader base there.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions
Small protests precede Regents’ meeting at UCSF
As a prelude to Wednesday’s planned protests to be staged during the UC Board of Regents meeting at UC San Francisco, a small protest was held at UC Berkeley throughout Tuesday morning and afternoon, which included efforts to shut down a campus administrative building.
About 40 protesters first gathered with banners and signs at the east entrance of California Hall at around 6:40 a.m. Tuesday morning in an attempt to block the building’s entrances and prevent administrative staff from reaching their offices.
But officers from both UCPD and the Alameda County Sheriff’s Office had already surrounded the building by 6:30 a.m. and set up a barricade by the building’s west entrance to prevent protesters from blocking that side. Throughout the morning, police were able to escort administrators to and from the building past protesters holding banners with messages including “Hey administrators: join us/resign.”
Regents, labor coalition clash over agreement
Embroiled in legal conflict since September 2009, the Coalition of University Employees Teamsters, a group representing nearly 14,000 of the UC’s clerical workforce, continues to allege that the UC Board of Regents violated the terms of a labor agreement.
The Temporary Layoffs Effects Agreement, which was entered into beginning December 2009, mandated that certain coalition employees take 11 to 16 unpaid furlough days throughout the 2009-10 fiscal year to combat the fiscal crisis faced by the UC, amounting to nearly $13 million in labor cuts.
Student Collective opens grocery store
After two months of moving, preparation, planning and fundraising, the Berkeley Student Food Collective opened a cooperatively run grocery store at its 2400 Bancroft Way location Monday.
The collective opened the store with the goal of providing “local, humane, ecologically sound and ethically produced” food to Berkeley students and residents, according to collective members.
Products sold in the store will all be “fair, environmentally sustainable, local and community-based and humane,” in accordance with guidelines from the Real Food Challenge, an organization whose objective is to make campus food more sustainable nationwide, according to Program Director Bree O’Keane.
Ohh Uncle Ted
Tedford is typically a straight-shooter. But not in this case. Defensive tackle Aaron Tipoti’s cramp from nowhere that appeared immediately after he took a long look at the Cal sidelines is going to to earn him the Pac-10 blog’s Worst Actor award.
You forgot Jim Harbaugh, playing the part of “respectable head coach.”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:04 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
lol
its simple. if you get “injured” on a play and the game has to stop because of you, then you should get the rest of the quarter you got “injured” in off, then if you can play again, you are eligible at the start of the next quarter.
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a modest proposal indeed
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
Well...
There are already rules that help the opposing team to make proper substitutions.
While in the process of substitution or simulated substitution, Team A is prohibited from rushing quickly to the line of scrimmage with the obvious attempt of creating a defensive disadvantage. If the ball is ready for play, the game officials will not permit the ball to be snapped until Team B has placed substitutes in position and replaced players have left the field of play. Team B must react promptly with its substitutes.
Page FR-77, Rule 3-5-e. PDF Warning
So before the officials will allow the ball to be snapped, they allow the defense can make substitutions, and make sure they get placed into position before the ball is snapped.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
Booooooo. This approach makes sense on the surface, but it would encourage players to continue playing or even attempt to walk off the field when they really should stay down and wait for assistance at the slightest wtf feeling.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
That is my thought as well. You could end up with some really bad injuries if players feel like they have to try to conceal their injuries and keep playing when they shouldn’t. And there are undoubtedly some coaches who would encourage injured players to stay out there. It could be ugly.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
I love how Cal and Stanford fans link to competing essays to describe their rivalry. When I covered AU-Alabama it was just &@%$&#$ you.
http://twitter.com/#!/ESPN_Pac10/status/5039081067118592
Not sure if anyone saw this. From the Pac10 espn Twitter.
Golden State of Mind reports from the owners luncheon
I had the fortunate circumstance to attend the Warriors Media Luncheon yesterday at The Epic Roasthouse on The Embarcadero, hosted by new owners Joe Lacob and Peter Guber. I came away with the impression that Warriors fans were lucky — really lucky — that Chris Cohan said no to Larry Ellison and picked these guys. And you’re gonna love Guber and his forthcoming “idears”. Here’s my report (read: excessively long, full dissection, “soup to nuts”). There are also links to the major beatwriters’ articles on Lacob/Gruber at the end of this. And I will answer any questions you might have in the comments, as best as I can.
But before I give you my fly-on-the-wall-ish rendition, there’s no reason to wait until Thanksgiving to give thanks. For me to be invited by the Warriors to attend this schindig ranks right up there with attending the NBA Draft, Summer League, and Warriors Media Day. Thank you to GSoM founders Fantasy Junkie and Atma Brother ONE. Thank you to SB Nation. Thank you to Dan Martinez and Raymond Ridder of the Warriors. Thank you to Sheed of WarriorsWorld for keeping me company. Thank you to ShamSports for making me feel like it’s okay to post excessively long posts. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Reading through this, this part stuck out:
True to the culture, Lacob proudly announced that they had a woman on the Board (Erika Glazer), and three Asian-Americans, one of which is Vivek Ranadive, CEO of TIBCO, and according to Lacob the first Indian-American to own an NBA franchise (the other two Asians are Harry Tsao and Dennis Wong). Ranadive holds the title of Executive Vice Chairman.
The Indian uprising has begun!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
The Indian uprising has begun!
[looks down]
Damn, how’d you know!??
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
I always win the classy bowl. It’s because Im so classy!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Keep telling yourself that.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
OK
I always win the classy bowl. It’s because Im so classy!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
OK
Hey Twist!
ya?
I always win the classy bowl. It’s because Im so classy!
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A military coup in Madagascar
Col Charles Andrianasoavina, who made the announcement, was one of the officers behind a coup that brought Andre Rajoelina to power last year.
The situation is unclear but Reuters news agency quoted military police chief as saying other senior officers would intervene if it was a mutiny.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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Hey Twist. Coco Crisp is looking for a personal assistant
Hi,
My name is Covelli Crisp (Coco Crisp), i am a professional baseball player. Looking for a live-in personal assistant (Female) that can help simplify my life.
Appointment scheduling
Bill payment scheduling
Maintaining and updating contact lists
Dinner parties
Away home care
Provisioning and house setup
Travel planning
Dinner reservations
Personal shopping
Tickets to entertainment events
Manage invitations
Culinary ability
Light house work, etc…
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
(Female)
hahahahahaha
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
I think he should try match.com instead
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
A competitive candidate will most likely be DTF, although not required.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Not required, but he probably wouldn’t hire someone that wasn’t.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Light house work? Does he live near the ocean or something?
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
pringle
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
the legal term is
“meretricious relations”
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Live-in female personal assistant. Uh-huh.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
At least he’d be paying her a salary. Does it say anything about… “benefits”?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
‘Wizard of Oz’ remake?
Whenever you remake a revered Hollywood film, there’s bound to be controversy, but going right to the original material is certainly an interesting approach. Warner Bros is in early talks with Robert Zemeckis to direct a live-action remake of the The Wizard of Oz and plans to use the original script from the 1939 classic. Warner Bros owns the screenplay because Ted Turner bought it along with the MGM library before Warner Bros bought Turner’s empire. This latest Oz twist comes as Disney is trying very hard to mount The Great And Powerful Oz. Sam Raimi is developing that film while he simultaneously develops World of Warcraft for Warner Bros and Legendary. Disney and Raimi want Robert Downey Jr as their star. The original Wizard of Oz script had a total of 19 writers (seems not much has changed in Hollywood) with many of them uncredited, including Bert Lahr who played the film’s Cowardly Lion. This wouldn’t be the first hugely high-profile remake for Zemeckis; he’s in the middle of a Yellow Submarine animated redux for Disney, scheduled for a 2012 release. Also, after working for years in performance-capture animation, Zemeckis has been moving toward a return to a live-action films, attaching himself to Timeless also at Warner Bros.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Jesus, no. Say it aint so
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 7:44 AM PST up reply actions
Totes bad idea. Not like my idea to remake Gone With the Wind using monkeys.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
I’m still waiting for the “Birth of a Nation” remake.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
50 greatest trick plays
Wrong balls, flea-flicks, and stupendous fakes—might not sound like something you’d want to be a part of, but you’re damn sure going to look out of curiosity.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I don’t think that was technically a trick.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Needs more leg cramps.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions
x

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
by JShufelt on Nov 17, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
LOL. Rec’d
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
"Phones & wallets...phones & wallets please"
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
FDA plans on banning alcoholic energy drinks
The Food and Drug Administration is expected to announce a virtual ban of alcoholic energy drinks, even as a leading manufacturer is pulling its products off the market.
The FDA is expected to say Wednesday that caffeine is an unsafe food additive to alcoholic drinks, a move that would effectively ban them from sale. College students have been hospitalized after drinking the beverages, including the popular Four Loko, and four states have banned the drinks.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
brb renting truck to visit all the Costcos in 10 mile area
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions
Buy up all the Four Lokos in the area and sell it to drunk college students on Saturday night. Prophet!
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actually
I’m going to check out all the books in the SFPL on prohibition and start my long-anticipated “needle Pepsi” racket.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions
typical capitalist question
I would be willing to consider private equity participation in this venture. Since I’m still waiting for a big wire transfer from my personal friend the King of West Uganda, I may be forced to find investors.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
too bad
I’ve just realized an even more nefarious scheme involving Mexican Coca-Cola. “Southbound and down, loaded up and truckin’…”
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions
must love dogs
and sizzurp
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
Rishi only likes cocker spaniels.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
by MR.F. on Nov 17, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, roosters.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Damnit, that was my idea for a comedy: Rishi in drag assisting Coco Crisp.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve taken a huge hit on my weighty 4Loko investment… I’m never listening to that guy on Mad Money ever again…
Yeah, I took ‘buy high’ a little too literally also
by sec119 on Nov 17, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
BRB, going to my bloomberg terminal to dump all my november 20 expiration 4loko puts
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
haha this. I had a friend text me last night about this, they were in route to the nearest liquor store to buy up the rest of their stock… Whether it was for profit or personal consumption I do not know
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Don’t worry, there’s a great Four Loko home brew recipe out there. Now you can stay up all night and puke instead of passing out!
seriously
It reminds me of the Groucho Marx line in Night at the Opera about stuffing spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.
LOL alcohol industry for taking so long to figure this combination out. Next up: KoolMeth-Aid! OH YEAH
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
Green Lantern trailer
Get ready comic book fans, the Green Lantern trailer is finally here and it is worth saving the universe for!
The film stars Ryan Reynolds, People’s newly-minted “Sexiest Man Alive,” as Hal Jordan/ Green Lantern. Ryan is clearly not putting his new sexy title to waste by showing off his toned body in the skintight Green Lantern rubber suit.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
um
Ryan Reynolds? I suppose if the Green Lantern is still afraid of things that are yellow he may be a good choice.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
I'm sure he is
he’s also Ryan Reynolds, last seen as Sandra Bullock’s secretary. Meh.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions
And Scarlet Johansson’s husband, stud extraordinaire.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
GMail tells me that wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
But then who’ll play Deadpool in the inevitable Marvel vs. DC?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Not to mention
Typical G-town grad. As a Cal/Syracuse guy, that’s pretty much the worst combination possible.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Expanded MLB playoffs?
The year 2012 might or might not bring global catastrophe as foretold by Mayan filmmaker Roland Emmerich. But it does seem likely Major League Baseball will expand its postseason by then, if comments coming from the GM meetings in Florida are an accurate indication.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
/cue Charlie Brown Christmas Song
Hooray! Everybody wins! “Playoff time….is here….happiness….and cheer”
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
I hate fox, and everything to do with them. And Selig.
CGB: No Regrets. Just Love.
by oskisunbear on Nov 17, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Woah, don’t search “fox” on google images at work
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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
rec'd
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
I like this picture
and never noticed UCPD staying within tazer range of PedoOski.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
Noooooooooo!!!! Don’t turn your back on him!!! Think of the children!! Ohhhhhh the humanity…..
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Computers say furd but Phil Steele picks Cal
http://philsteele.com/Blogs/2010/Nov%2010/DBNov17.html
PHIL’S FORECAST : CALIFORNIA 24 STANFORD 23
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 9:27 AM PST reply actions
God I hope we can score that many points with Mansion at the helm… Hopefully the WRs step it up and make some nice grabs too… I know Shane will have a big game, he always gets up for the Furd
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
We should just punt the football all day and let our defense score touchdowns
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
YES!
Quick kick ftw!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
Phil Steele is a smart man
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I just read it and it says
PHIL’S FORECAST : STANFORD 24 california 21
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
oh no he diiiiidunt!
it was Cal 24 Furd 23 like an hour ago!
HRMPH! WTF!
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Someone’s gotten to him.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Awwwwwwww, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
For you slackers who missed the game...
…I give you grainy videos with poorly synched audio.
Old Toothwrangler
Cal-furd poster from the 1940s

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 9:43 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Don’t be so fucking stupid Andrew Bynum
Let me toss a tip Andrew Bynum’s way.
There are these things called “track days,” in which people who have come into contact with a great deal of money (and, as a consequence, very expensive cars) can rent out a track for a day to drive, said cars.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
isn’t 100+ mph a felony no matter what?
He should have just bought an F22 or a Saturn V rocket if he wants to go fast.
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
Well, at least he has good taste in cars, 599 is a nice ride.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
He’s weak, I’ve gone faster than that in a Honda Prelude.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
Sweeet.
Do they still make those?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the winner of this year’s Classy Bowl
In a timely response to Yale: The Musical, some Harvard kids made a parody. A bad one.
The bad parts? Well, the kids make a joke about Annie Le, the graduate student who was murdered by a staff lab tech last year, so that’s pretty great.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
Harvurd: stanfurd of the east
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Mills: Radcliffe of the West
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
That's actually an interesting question
Who would you guys say is the Cal of the East, if there were one?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Michigan’s in the Midwest, otherwise I’d say that…
I dunno, there aren’t tremendously good public schools on the East Coast, at least none that compare to Cal, innit?
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by Rishi on Nov 17, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Virginia?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
no land-grant research type colleges
UNC? UVA?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Having lived near UNC for a couple years, I’d say maybe.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I think I'd pick UVA first
but aren’t science-type programs (very) generally better at UNC? I don’t know about such things, but it seems UNC has come a long way from being a basketball factory.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve heard good things about SUNY Binghamton, actually.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Beats me. I’ve got a friend who went there who says they’re basically the jewel of the NY public system, which can’t be that bad if they have that many people in it, I would think.
Rutgers is also good in a lot of programs too, but I don’t think they’re quite up to Cal’s level either.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
I guess Rutgers is the best option then, unless you decide that Penn State is part of the NE.
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by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
But it’s more than just academics; you have to include the feel of the school and stuff.
That said, Pennsylvania is part of the Northeast
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Nah, in terms of the culture of the student body and stuff. It’s tough to get into specifics, but the students from Penn don’t act all that different from the students at Cal (they’re not the stuck up kind that you’d find at Harvard, for instance).
Also, they have a top-notch undergrad business school.
They’re passionate about their sports teams, even when they suck.
Hell, they even have the name confusion thing down (Penn? Is that Penn State?)
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f*ing ironic mascot
To hell with the Quakers.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
hmm
I’ll never buy oatmeal again.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
aaaaand
a new candidate for stanfurd of the east emerges!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
I hat the Quaker hat
Besides, look what they did to the Shakers.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
see
had the “fighting Quakers” gone on more pillaging raids, they may have reversed that problem.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
*cough*
I don’t think they’re quite up to Cal’s level either
I should say not.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
I haven’t been to Ann Arbor, but leaving school colors aside, couldn’t you also make the case for Wisconsin?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Wisconsin is a good school, but not quite on the “elite” level.
In terms of public schools, I’d say Cal, fUCLA, UVA, UNC, and Michigan are in that elite tranche.
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Texas, too, as much as it pains me to say it. And Washington’s getting close.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/national-top-public
UCSD, UC Davis, UCSB, and UC Irvine are all ranked ahead of those two.
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flagged for comparisons to branch campuses
especially the Agricultural School.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
that's Rishi's flag
reminds me of a story about the southern branch campus.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
two cawks!??!?! And this coming from you good sir? this is truly shocking
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I thought Rishi <3 himself some “southern branch”
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, yesterday’s discussion on the word ‘fuck’ and how many times people have used it. So I think you’re cheating by not spelling the word out.
But I get your joke in response to the BK thing. ;)
(4, btw.)
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Wow, okay, I stand corrected. I’d always thought those two were pretty good. Guess this goes to show just how awesome the UC system is.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
Lies! We all know that there’s no such thing as “too cocky” to Rishi.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
Can people in stone houses throw glass at a mime in the forest when no one hears them throw in the white flag as the pope shits in the woods?
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
Does the pope shit in a glass house?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
Whoa… Oregon moved up quite a bit.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
If I learned anything in my high school stats class, it’s that correlation ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS equals causation.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Watch out Florida State!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
new coloring books for everyone!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Madison sorta reminded me of a Midwestern Berkeley, though. Michigan’s probably a better fit, though. Plus the colors match!
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Fire Starkey can probably expand on this better than I can, but when I went to Austin for Halloween last year, I walked around the Texas campus and the surrounding areas… and it didn’t feel all that different from Berkeley.
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Well, yes, but Austin is practically communist when compared to the rest of Texas.
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
One of the reasons I came to Texas was that the campus vibe was almost identical to Berkeley from my limited view.
Austin is very very different from the rest of Texas.
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
So it’s like Berkeley without San Francisco?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
The campus itself is very similar in its feel to Cal. Its not as racially diverse and not as picturesque (although it is nice) but for all that, you wouldn’t feel too out of place here. Cal has Telegraph, Texas has The Drag.
Austin itself is fairly liberal in its politics, usually voting 55-60% Democrat and there is an old core of 70’s hippies who “Keep Austin Weird”. The industry here is largely high tech and there is a significant academic and government presence so overall the population is very well educated.
Overall, a lot like the Bay Area with shittier weather (if you despise the heat and humidity like I do).
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by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
Johnson?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
UNC
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
"I looked at the receipt and it says ‘f—- you’ on it," said Perez as he read the receipt. In big bold letters at the top of the receipt it has the four-letter profanity spelled out: “f—- you,” not once but twice.
I suppose that’s more direct than stfu fatty.
Old Toothwrangler
LOL Sacramento
As I always say about Sacramento, “I love the city, hate the people.”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
One F you would’ve been OK, but two? That crosses the line of bad customer service.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
I'm sure there was no extra charge
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
After spending $9.22 on a Double Whopper with cheese, onion rings and a small drink
1630 calories, ladies and gentlemen.
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Sounds like someone needs to go on the Twinkie diet.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
What’s so bad about that?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Your point is?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
That’s what I thought.
/I’m fat
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
We can’t all have Rishi’s sleek swimmer’s physique.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Love you too. I was actually proud of myself because I lost 40 pounds. I’m still fat, but I’m dropping weight.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I need to sign up.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
It’s a done deal. You’re on the team.
Set a goal for spring break.
Rishi wants to lose…was it 2% body fat?
I want to keep the weight I lost off, lose 2% body fat, and bonus goal of dropping another 5 lbs.
We occasionally post on the dbd to remind each other that we’re working out, eating right, etc.
And we’re allowed to say “stfu fatty” to each other when we slack.
For example, “HEY ATOMS! STFU FATTY!”
Old Toothwrangler
I’m at 230 pounds. I want to get down to about 190 by Spring Break. That’s my goal.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Heh
That tells you how fat I was. I’m at 230 and I’ve already lost 40 pounds.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Thankfully
I’m 6’4" or I would have really looked fat.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Even getting down to 200 by Spring Break would put you into the good category, according to the BMI tables
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That’s right around the area I want to be at.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I’m just finishing up my salad at the office.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Lettuce, onions, carrots, cabbage, and jalapenos. I don’t like any type of dressings on my salads.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
by 49er16 on Nov 17, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve started going to the gym and running again! You’ll see.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I wish I could run. Maybe I should just get the damned surgery.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Getting the bone spur taken out of my knee has been a real life-changer.
It took a while with rehab, but it’s been great to be mostly pain-free and to be able to be more active again.
Old Toothwrangler
HE TUCKS HIS TSHIRT INTO PANTS HE TUCKS HIS TSHIRT INTO PANTS
nonironically, too!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
He was doing well until he bought that kitten.
Yet another good man brought down from spending too much time chasing pussy.
Old Toothwrangler
groan, you crossed the feline on that one
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
You know, that’s pretty much the thing that threw off my whole routine, oddly enough. Anyway, I’m shaking it off. The disruption, I mean.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
good job, I’ve started going back to the gym after a 2 month off period… I need to get in on this CGB fitness stuff, I’m trying to drop 30ish lbs. by next July…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Just pick a goal by spring break. (maybe half or so of your July goal?)
And you’re on the team.
:)
Old Toothwrangler
Got it, 15 lbs. by… damn it I hate not being in school any more… I want a spring break :(
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I’m not 21 either, I just act like it.
Cal’s spring break is March 21st, so let’s make the goal March 18th (that Friday when it realistically begins)! [1]
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Done… Going for three nights in a row at the gym tonight, I’m only able to do like 30min of cardio and some light weights right now, but I usually can build back up to 60ish min of cardio and some weights relatively quickly (i.e. 1-2 weeks)
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh, I’m amazed at you guys. Go y’all.
Right now, I’m starting slow. I’m mostly just paying a bit more attention to what I eat and occasionally muttering ugly things at food labels.
(Also, the motivational technique for slackers is more likely to have me fail the task than complete it, so I’ll be opting out.)
Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch
hmmm
so the various posters on McC wondering how Pablo Sandoval could gain 25 pounds in a year amused you, too?
I once ate at Zachary’s and visited Fenton’s in the same evening, and I must have gained 25lbs that night alone.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Hey that’s awesome, man!
Nice job!
CGB Fitness helped me lose 20 lbs this year. Post-knee surgery, that’s 40 lbs total.
Keep it up!
Old Toothwrangler
STFU fatty!
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
My meals today have consisted of oatmeal with fresh fruit, mixed nuts, and pomegranite. I lifted for an hour straight last night. It’s tough to be bad cop with me (on the weekdays)
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Cool man.
I deserve a stfu fatty for my meals today.
It was prime rib and scrambled eggs for breakfast. Half open-faced whole wheat sandwich with mashed potatoes and prime rib for lunch.
Dinner will be better: piroshki with lean sirloin and pork, cabbage, lentils, and yams with hummus.
But, I’ve run 20 min on the elliptical every morning this week, and have my heavy workout planned for tonight.
Old Toothwrangler
I hate to say it, but shoulder surgery hatefucked my body. I lost 10lbs of muscle, easily and gained 20lbs of fatty fat. I’m only 10lbs higher than where I want to be, but in shape I am not. CGB FITNESS YOU HAVE CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM MEMBER.
I am going to Barney’s for sure on Thursday and I’ll likely be ordering *gasp * *sob * *choke * a chicken burger…
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
..and curly fries and a Turkish coffee shake?
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but I don’t know that I’ve felt more gross than after a meal of a chicken burger, shake, and a shared order of fries. That, or Su’s Mogolian BBQ in Santa Clara
B-man don’t do thick crust.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
What do you do with your food?
That sounds excellent.
by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
I’m probably supposed to put together a montage featuring some of interesting comments you made during CGB Fitness I.
But we’re teammates now. Welcome aboard, buddy. :)
Old Toothwrangler
lol, please do.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Amazing that the bison is still after being deep fried. What’s your secret?
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Apr 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT Jackblack_small Spazzy Mcgee flagged for being a diet woman.
Here’s the easiest one that I could find.
Old Toothwrangler
This…should be good.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Stupid sbnation. There’s no easy way to go back and look at the DBD’s in late April/early May.
Old Toothwrangler
That’s true.
Okay. What’s the easiest way to do a quote montage?
It is sort of in your honor, after all. :)
Old Toothwrangler
You know I actually don’t think I have that many quotes on this subject.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
I could be completely wrong here.
But my recollection is that you generally chimed in with your own particular brand of encouragement when we were doing the daily fitness report. Early on, anyhow.
Old Toothwrangler
I think this was early in the
period, and I was just razzing Rishi for using CGB as such. Not so much for the actual fitness. It’s hard to make fun of people for getting in shape.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
No worries. It was really entertaining. We all knew it was more of a twitter-jab.
How were you able to look up that particular quote? Search function?
Old Toothwrangler
Spazzy has a special folder under his favourites tab, where he bookmarks all the posts that he’s really proud of.
8
Not kidding: I remembered I wrote “suppository” in that post, and searched for that, knowing that there were probably very few posts that have that word in it.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
how about this one
CGB Fitness/Food Update
Greetings fellow dieters! Gotta stay healthy, with delicious and natural foods every day!!! Today my food intake was/will be:
9:30am: 1/4 of a strawberry, drizzled with two oats.
11:00am: Half a cup of decaf tea, and seven dried peas (swallowed like pills)
12:30am: LUNCHTIME!!! Bigtime cheater meal. 23mL (yes, that’s mL!!!!) of butternut squash soup, 2.35oz of chopped kale, and a half a granola bar (granola flavored), taken as a suppository.
1:47pm: Twelve grains of diet salt, and three of sugar
2:33pm: Lick the rim of the garbage can in the break room for essential vitamins
4:52pm: It’s Tina from HR’s birthday!!!! Time for cake. Well, not the cake, I’m just going to swallow some of the air above the cake and absorb the odor molecules into my bloodstream with a brief spritz of reagent-grade ethanol to my esophagus. After absorption, I’ll take some ipecac and expunge the ethanol residue.
6:23pm: Time for a nice dinner with my girlfriend. We’re going to cut off a small lock of each others’ hair and eat that for the carotenoids.
8:45pm: Dessert! Time to crush an altoid and inhale it, nasally, with a dollar bill.
10:30pm: CAN YOU SAY HAPPY HOUR TIME?!? LEMON DROP FOLLOWED BY JAGER BOMB FOLLOWED BY HIGH CLASS VODKA, LATHER RINSE REPEAT TIL 6AM. YEAH BITCHES!!!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 30, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
LOL.
Yeah. I thought I remembered you posting some really funny stuff.
I hope you enjoy snorting altoids at Barney’s.
Old Toothwrangler
I think I’ll lyophilize 10mL of Oreo shake and snort that instead. Less sinus damage.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
I was young! I was immature! I was thin!
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
wow chick breast has a lot of cholesterol
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
mmm…. chick breast
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
lulz
more than beef? Needs more chicken in the chicken breast.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
What if his other meals have fewer calories?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Exactly
Just saying, it’s not likely that every meal was a BK whopper and onion rings.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Oatmeal, oatmeal, and said double whopper.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Texts from Last Night Stanfurd Football Edition or How I Mistook Owen Maricic for a Bisexual Forcemeat
“Do you think coach will still want to ‘Tongue-punch my Fartbox’ when I am in Buffalo next year?”
Background check reveals TSA head's real name is Herbert.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2010-11-17-tsa-pat-downs_N.htm
“It is thorough,” Pistole said. "It was more invasive than what I was used to.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…"

by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 10:34 AM PST reply actions
Taiwan animation take of new TSA security measures.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Sportscenter is analyzing how we contained UO’s offense. Saying a lot of good things about us. Except they just called the pick “unintentional,” so I lost all respect.
Ah, I love the beer business
Just sold 600 cases of Coors Light 30-packs to my Rite Aid on Norwood Ave.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
C+ is teh best for shotgunning.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
just stay away from my methPepsi route!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
quiet you
or I will find someone else to drive the blocker car on the Great Mexican Coca-Cola Run.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Dammit anyone ever have one of these days...
… I have quite a bit of work to do but I really just don’t want to do it. I want to just go to sleep for a couple more hours and then waste the entire day away
In other words, Go Bears!
Get back to work!! Stop goofing on the site!! Damn kids.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Colin Cowturd, Mike and Mike, CFB Live, everyone discussing fake injuries
Now that we’ve stopped talking about it, everyone else is talking about it. Irritating. That video of Tipoti is killing us.
Everyone seems to have forgotten we held Oregon’s offense to practically no points independent of those stupid plays. Sad.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:28 AM PST reply actions
Sportscenter is analyzing how we contained UO’s offense. Saying a lot of good things about us. Except they just called the pick "unintentional," so I lost all respect.
by boomtho on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM PST reply actions
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
Yeah, go McShay.
But I have a feeling that’s going to get lost because of all the “outrage” from “Oregon fans”.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Good, let them talk about it and we can talk about Stanford.
The second I care what the national media thinks about Cal is the second all of you can drive to my house an dpunch me in the face.
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
You didn’t say Stanfurd. Can we still punch you in the face?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
I’m posting while driving to Twist’s house as we speak.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
Whatever it takes to take the focus away from this terrible pain I suddenly and inexplicably have in my leg!!!!!!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I am voyeuring posting from outside your window. Would you like to change into something more comfortable plz?
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
You dont want to punch me in the face whille I wear this suit of armor made entirely out of crab meat?!?!!?!?!!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Actually I would prefer you change into the suit of armor made out of deep fried softshell crab.
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
Did you just care there for a second?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
Twist doesn’t care for anything.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Which is why he became a lawyer.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
I would like to know who this source is...
The Oregonian reports that fake injuries were part of California’s game plan, according to a source within the Bears football program
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindducksbeat/2010/11/oregon_football_fake_injuries.html
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 11:56 AM PST reply actions
I would like to never talk about this again. I can't contorl what is posted here and waht you talk about, but I think this story has been done to death and we all want to move on
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
But it’s the sports media’s job to be repetitive. Being repetitive is the sports media job. Their job. It’s the sports media’s job to be repetitive.
Now, Twist, go out there and do the best show of your life.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
People are going to have their opinions about Michael Vick off the field and that’s OK. But there’s no denying that on the field Michael Vick is an inspired football player. Now, people are going to have their opinions about Michael Vick off the field. That’s OK. Still, there’s no denying that on the field Michael Vick is playing with a lot of heart. Off the field, people are going to have their opinions. On the field, tho, Michael Vick gives it his all and there’s no denying that. Say what you will about Michael Vick’s behavior off the field, but on the field Michael Vick is a pro. You want Michael Vick on your team when Michael Vick on the field. Off the field, people are going to have their opinions.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
I really enjoyed Bill Simmons’ Jon Gruden impersonation in this mailbag.
Q: Can you please do your weekly NFL picks in the Jon Gruden Effusive Hyperbole for Decent Players voice?
— Beve, Austin
SG: Beve, would you settle for an appearance in the mailbag? First of all, great job by this guy. I thought that was an OUTSTANDING question. I want to talk about Matt Cassel for a second. This guy is an outstanding game manager; the thing I like about this guy is that this guy doesn’t do anything he can’t do. This guy can move around a little, throw off the run, throw the deep ball … I’m telling ya, this guy can do a little bit of everything. This guy reminds me a little of a guy I had in Oakland by the name of Rich Gannon. You don’t think of this guy as an elite quarterback in the National Football League, but trust me, this guy is an elite quarterback in the National Football League. Maybe the numbers don’t reflect it, but this guy gets the job done. Matt Cassel — I like this guy.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Love it
Its amazing that he was actually a good coach; if you formed your opinion of him only as an announcer you would consider him a total buffoon.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I don’t think it’s that surprising – it’s hard to come off as both intelligent and relatable as an announcer. I have no doubt Gruden knows what he’s doing, but I think he tries to dumb down a lot of what he says because he doesn’t want to go over people’s heads. It’s the same kind of thing with Mark Jackson; he spouts a lot of cliches, but he sprinkles in enough insight that you know he could go into much more detail if necessary, but that’s not what the job calls for.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
It’s not the same thing with Mark Jackson. The man is a dunderhead who I believe can only talk in cliches. He’ll do whatever it takes.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
The guy used to call Nets games; he is really very insightful when he wants to be. I just don’t think he wants to be all that often.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve seen a few Nets telecasts. He’s better than he is on tWWL.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies. Michael Vick tortures puppies.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
He tortured them and served his prison sentence. A similar prison sentence to what some people might get for shooting an unarmed man in the back in some places.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
It’s not as if it were kittens . . .
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
Doesn’t everyone torture kittens?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
The best show of his life?
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
The best show of his life!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Second story on PTI today is about Cal faking injuries.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
IT WON’T END MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.
I love not watching TV!
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
See comments below. They actually agreed that if the refs don’t call us for a penalty, then it’s a reasonable strategy to use.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
I knew there was a reason they won an Emmy!
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
But you have to make it sexy. More hips and nips!
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
lulz
I can’t control what is posted here
Sure you can, big guy.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Jim Rome was just talking about the fake injuries on his TV show.
Does anyone think this might affect our rep with recruits?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Did Gregory Peck play a sport?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
yes
Jim Rome is a dunce, so recruits will be repulsed by his words into UC’s orbit.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
I have no faith in the Oregonian’s unnamed sources. Neither should you.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
I know right? What kind of person doesn’t have a name?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, he was one. Twice.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Nov 17, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
Rivals lists the best Assist. coaches that are primed to move up.
http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1153796
lol 13… LOL 35
13. Frank Cignetti
CURRENT JOB: Pitt offensive coordinator
THE BUZZ: The son of a coach, Cignetti has built a diverse resume that has seen him work in the NFL, in the WAC, Pac-10, ACC and now Big East. He has breathed life into the Panthers’ offense and made a solid quarterback out of Bill Stull last season. Now, he’s on the verge of doing the same with Tino Sunseri.
35. Andy Ludwig
CURRENT JOB: California offensive coordinator
THE BUZZ: He never was embraced or fully appreciated at Utah, but the cerebral Ludwig is a master at developing game plans and leaves no detail unturned.
Also, lack of Ron Gould is disappointing.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
UH OH
LOS ANGELES — Eva Longoria filed court papers Wednesday to divorce Tony Parker, citing irreconcilable differences.
Longoria, a star of TV’s “Desperate Housewives,” and Parker, an All-Star with the San Antonio Spurs, were married July 7, 2007. They have no children together.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
For real this time?
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
UH OH! UH OH!
His estranged wife, Eva Longoria, found hundreds of text messages to the NBA star’s phone from the wife of one of his teammates, the actress tells pal Mario Lopez of Extra.
The woman’s identity wasn’t revealed nor was the name of the San Antonio Spurs teammate.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
brainz
Maybe he was trying to get gift advice. He wanted to buy her something reaallly special for her birthday.
He joins the “WTF Dude” hall of fame along with Jesse James and that asshat that used to be married to Sara Evans.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
A.C. Slater: master journalist.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Supposedly it’s Brent Barry’s wife.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Oh, ex-teammate…
So much for locker room tension, although I’m sure Duncan and Ginobili aren’t going to be too happy about this.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
So you went there, huh?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
A's open the bidding on Adrian Beltre
Time to cart the dessicated remains of Eric Chavez out of the building?
2:01pm: Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes tweets that Oakland offered Beltre five years and $64MM, the same contract he signed with Seattle before the 2005 season.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team owned by a Russian oligarch.
Oakland has that kind of money?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
“Merchant of Death” caught by Raiders fan.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:17 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
now THAT is a porn stache
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Scotchy scotch scotch
Bottle of 64 year old Macallan Scotch sold for $600,000

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
too expensive to drink
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Drink it, then put something cheap in the decanter. No one will know the difference if no one else tries to drink it.
How do they prove it is what it is in the first place?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Some guy said something about it on TV, plus they looked over at the sidelines
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
I’m thirsty.
Seems just a skoosh overpriced.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
At the auction at Sotheby’s in New York, The Macallan 64 Year Old in Lalique: Cire Perdue sold for $460,000 (£288,000), to an unnamed woman buyer.
Scootie, if that was you, I need to say: SUP GIRL
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Whoops, I listed the target price.
There goes my credibility.
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by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Question For Our Resident Dentist
Topic: coffee staining of teeth.
1. If your coffee is less “black” (ie half milk half coffee) will less staining be imparted on your teeth?
2. Can staining be reduced by rinsing with water after drinking coffee?
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
Kodiak, please go recruit a dentist to be CGB’s resident dentist so that he or she can answer Spazzy’s question. Spazzy clearly didn’t mean you, because toothwranglers don’t know shit.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Fortunately, his question was in regards to coffee, not sh!t.
You Ohioans drink some really weird stuff.
Old Toothwrangler
mmmm
tastes a bit nutty.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
TWSS
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
The surface of your tooth is actually made up of lots of tubes stacked on one another.
Staining occurs when these tubes get clogged with pigment. As the tubes get clogged, it changes the amount of light that can pass through and that’s how teeth start to appear yellow or brown.
Bleaching actually works like a chemical pipe cleaner to remove/dissolve the pigment from the tubes. That’s also why bleaching can make your teeth more sensitive. Without the pigment/debris to act like a dampener, the nerve endings inside the tubes are more exposed and more prone to reacting to hot/cold temperatures.(which make the tubes flex)
Anything that reduces the concentration of dark pigment or the exposure time will reduce staining.
So:
1) Yes.
2) Yes.
Old Toothwrangler
Not bad for a shit-knowing toothwrangler.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you said he didn’t know shit.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Al Gore Ted Stevens is disappointed in you (posthumously).
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
My hygienist told me that brushing with baking soda and peroxide toothpaste one day a week would help. That seems to be working.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
Mild chemical cleanser, but the same principle.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks!
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Usually.
If it’s extrinsic staining (caused by pigments), you can reverse the staining process by removing the pigment. It’s just a question of balancing sensitivity versus the concentration of bleach needed for it to work. For mild stains, the over the counter stuff like white strips works just fine. For tougher stains, you can easier get the take-home trays where you add gel, or do in-office bleaching (most expensive, most effective, most sensitivity).
Old Toothwrangler
If my dentist is not an idiot, will she be able to take care of any light staining (not that I have any; I’m perfect and have no flaws)?
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Not only do you have no flaws, your best feature is your amazing sense of humility.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t believe I left out your complete inability to sense irony as well.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
USC is trying to kill Bill Nye “The Science Guy” now.
Bill Nye, the popular host of the 1990s TV show “Bill Nye the Science Guy,” fainted from exhaustion Tuesday night in front of hundreds of audience members during a speaking engagement at the University of Southern California.
Nye, 54, collapsed mid-sentence at USC’s Bovard Auditorium, but was quick to recover and finish his lecture about climate and global changes, the Los Angeles Times reported.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
lecture about climate and global changes
What, he wasn’t prepared for how hot it got?
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
inertia is a property of matter….
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Can I get some love here for Orval Overall, the kicker on Cal’s 1902 team? Okay, he’s not exactly Lol Pringle, but still . . . Orval Overall? I can’t even say his name out loud. He really shouldn’t be left to languish in obscurity.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Overall was born in Farmersville, California. He attended the University of California, Berkeley, where he was a member of Sigma Nu and captain of the football team. He was named an All-American in football.
Overall started his professional baseball career in 1904. With the Pacific Coast League’s Tacoma Tigers, he pitched 510.2 innings, going 32-25 with a 2.78 earned run average.1 He was drafted by the Cincinnati Reds in September. In 1905, his rookie season, he was the ace of the Reds pitching staff and won 18 games. He struggled early in 1906, though, and was traded to the Chicago Cubs. In 18 games for Chicago, Overall went 12-3 with a 1.88 ERA. The 1906 Cubs set a major league record for wins in a season and won the National League pennant.
Overall pitched even better in 1907. He went 23-7 with eight shutouts and a 1.68 ERA. He also won a game in the 1907 World Series, and the Cubs won their first title. In 1908, Overall “slumped” to just 15 wins but also won twice in the 1908 World Series as Chicago repeated as champions. In the series-clinching game, he shut out the Detroit Tigers on three hits. In 1909, he won 20 games and set a career-low in ERA (1.42). He also led the NL in strikeouts, with 205.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Go Bear! and Go Cub!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
So… With star UC Berkeley player, Cubs win the World Series twice. Maybe they need another Cal Bear to end the drought?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
510 innings???? Fuck an A fuck fuck
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Nov 17, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Even more mind-blowing: a Cal football player won a World Series Championship with the Chicago Cubs.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
Know shit.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
Overall retired after the 1910 season. He made a brief comeback in 1913. Overall, he played seven years in the major leagues, compiling a record of 108-71 with a 2.23 lifetime ERA.
Intentional or unintentional pun?
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Nov 17, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Did they name their kid Denim?
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
I know we all hate talking/hearing about it, but PTI is about to address Cal’s alleged faking of injuries against Oregon. Wow, didn’t think it’d be getting this sort of national attention.
Yeah, seriously.
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
PTI?
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Pardon The Interruption.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
They’re saying no penalty, no problem. Tony K called it a strategy.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
I always knew I liked Tony K.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck you, fake injuries--it's Big Game Week!

by Yes We Cannon on Nov 17, 2010 2:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Big Game week is big.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
In this photo, Steve Levy briefly faked losing his mind because he had just won the Axe.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Steve Levy was awesome. Is he doing sideline work now for Cal football broadcasts?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
He’s back on the East Coast getting into the TV sports announcing business.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, the University of California Safety Committee mandated that the edges be blunted out, so it’s incapable of actually cutting down a tree anymore.
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What if you chop REALLY hard with it?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
Lionel. Fucking. Messi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXFAnpOrbaA
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions
Mark Schlabach via Twitter on the Cam Newton investigation
Kenny Rogers’ attorney tells ESPN.com that Cecil Newton wanted three payments from Miss. State: $80K, $50K, $50K http://es.pn/cXtZ5X
Bell said Cecil Newton told him that “Dan Mullen is going to have to put a smile on my face” for Cam to play at MSU http://es.pn/cXtZ5X
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions
Maybe he wanted Dan Mullen to blow him?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe he wanted dental work?
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
OMG, this is the booster he's being tied with?
TMZ is reporting a bizarre new angle to the Cam Newton investigation:
According to sources connected to the probe … FBI agents looking into the Newton recruiting controversy are also asking about Milton McGregor — a dog track owner arrested last month for allegedly bribing Alabama politicians to vote pro gambling.
Foghorn Leghorn, that you?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
This is getting good.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
I SAY I SAY I SAY IT DONE GOT GOOD.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
I SAY I SAY THAT BOAH CAN SHOAH PLAY FOOTBAWL I SAY
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
I say, I say, now how much are we gonna need to pay up to git yer boy to play for Missu?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
I’m glad zoonews and Rishi exist and are not trapped in twist’s basement.
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
by Redonkulous Bear on Nov 17, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Bummer. I was hoping we’d keep Rajai.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
I enjoyed seeing him play
although it irritated me at the same time since I couldn’t ever get over HOW he got to OAK.
Anyway, Fred Lewis may be on the move now I suppose.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
I think the A’s got a decent haul actually, especially considering the value of a speedy but light-hitting outfielder lost in a glut of outfielders. However, it’s a pretty minor trade in the grand scheme of restoring the A’s to playoff contenders.
It finishes off the dejesus deal…. we flipped two more polished P for an OF that was better than rajai and then got two prospects we liked back….
Not bad… Slusser made a mention to the last time we traded a guy like Davis to Toronto…. Scutaro… that worked out well for us.
CGB: No Regrets. Just Love.
Did Bochy deserve NL manager of the year?
But even considering that paradigm, Gardenhire and Black were deserving winners. The former finally broke his Susan Lucci-type streak by guiding a Justin Morneau(notes)- and Joe Nathan(notes)-less team to 94 victories and another AL Central title while the latter led a group of youngsters to a spot where they missed a tiebreaker by one game in the standings. They’ll each receive a nice trophy that they’ll have to remind people in future years that they won. No biggie.
But even with the award’s vague nature acknowledged, I’m not so sure it shouldn’t have gone to San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy, who finished behind both Black and Cincinnati Reds skipper Dusty Baker in the voting. (Black and Baker were separated by only one point, by the way — 104-103 — while Bochy garnered only 30 points.)
Admittedly, that’s some tricky hindsight to claim. The voting was done at the end of the regular season, long before Bochy ever led the Giants to their first World Series title in San Francisco and before Dusty Baker and his Reds got bounced in three straight games by the Philadelphia Phillies.
I think so!
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
Black took a team that no one expected to make any noise and took them to the brink of the playoffs. Sure, Bochy did the same thing and won the World Series, but, man, I hate the Giants!
/Twist
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I think it’s kinda ridic that manager of the year voting takes place before the playoffs. Bochy made every right move to win the WS.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
That would give an unfair advantage to the manager whose team doesn’t make the playoffs and it’s a team effort!
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I’m glad you’re seeing the light on this, Rishi
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
His moves in teh post season were redonk. I’ve never seen a manager make so many calls that worked.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah but the Giants faked being hit by pitches a few times and that’s ALL on Bochy.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
What classless jerks. We should really discuss changing the rules and playing man’s baseball.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
A modest proposal: if a batter is determined to have been awarded first base as a result of being hit by a pitch and it is determined at a later point by the Head Umpire that the pitch did not in fact hit the batter, play shall be halted and the pitcher shall be allowed to immediately throw the ball at the batter. If the batter or pitcher are no longer on the field of play when such a determination is made, the pitcher is allowed to throw the ball at the batter one time at his discretion provided that the batter is not in the batter’s box.
Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.
You Giants fans are a bunch of fucking whiny bandwagon losers who will never understand the you all suck.
/SunshinePump’d
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And you also don’t know how to work out.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
You’re right. I got carried away in the act. That’s getting personal.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
THANKSGIVING ADVICE
I’m making green beans. Probably something like this recipe: http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1750,154191-255197,00.html
Any suggestions / modifications for me?
Yum. I’m a fan of simple recipes. One question tho, what the heck is a “toe” of garlic?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Wait. 1/2 cup of oil?! Wow.
2 tablespoons should be plenty to fry em up.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Hah, I was thinking the same thing. As far as the garlic…I love it a lot, so I’ll probably use it a lot. I tend not to follow recipes too closely. I was more wondering if I should add some spices of fresh herbs.
Scootie suggested a green bean recipe where you add caramelized onions and roasted mushrooms.
I tried it the other week and it was really good. Didn’t need any other spices beyond garlic and some salt/pepper.
Old Toothwrangler
Mm that sounds good. You think it would work w/ sauteed mushrooms instead of roasted? Would prob saute them with some butter, and then salt/pepper/garlic.
Yeah. That’d be killer.
If you’re trying to impress someone, you could do a mushroom medley, too.
I did a mix of white/brown/baby portabellos (lookit – the CGB combo!).
Old Toothwrangler
I’m afraid to ask, which of us are the babies?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
Please can I talk you into this green beans with mushroom-madeira sauce instead? A little slice of Thanksgiving heaven.
Um, was there something Jew unfriendly in that recipe? Or do you not believe in heaven?
I’m not up on my Jewdom, I must confess.
/catholic
Jewish idea of heaven is a sale at Bloomy’s! not actually being a Jew.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
That’s racis?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
“Self loathing.”
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
Are you not allowed to eat oyster mushrooms?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Tips for not getting fat(ter) on Thanksgiving
And it’s not ridiculous stuff like “eat brocolli and tofu instead of turkey and gravy”, but simpler stuff like using homemade cranberry sauce instead of jellied or eating pumpking pie instead of pecan pie.
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And it’s not ridiculous stuff like "eat brocolli and tofu instead of turkey and gravy"
Why is that ridiculous?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
pumpkin pie
is actually fairly healthy, for a pie.
Also, it’s not at all hard to make. Also also, I don’t really like it. Squash pie.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
I’m making sweet potato pie this year. Tuber!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
yum
However, you are running the risk of missing out on your chance to eat a nice bowl of candied butter marshmallow goop during dinner. Also yum.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
um, fuck that. Thanksgiving is Thanksgiving. You eat anything and everything and deal with the weight later.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
I have to agree.
Thanksgiving is for going all out. Like cooking a whole package of bacon so that you can cook the stuffing in the grease…And then re-adding the chopped bacon to the stuffing.
Eff. Yes.
Old Toothwrangler
Yeah, I agree. If you want to cut back… just eat a little less of everything and be a bit more moderate. Don’t ruin the holiday by not eating the special holiday foods you love.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
Boom! Turduckened.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
master chef, what do you have cooking for thanksgiving? you mentioned something about a roasted and a grilled turkey, right?
Not even close to a master chef…but I used to be a master eater…and I get to settle for being master of my domain. Besides the food, the best part of Thanksgiving is bellowing “Out of my kitchen” and watching them scurry…because they want to be fed. Hahahaha!
It’s kind of a subdued menu this year – the in-laws are in Taiwan and one of our aunt/uncle/cousin families are also out of town.
One turkey on the grill rotisserie
One turkey that will get roasted on a beer can, then finished in the smoker and grill
Prime rib roast – red wine braise, then finished in the smoker and grill
Garlic mashed potatoes…now with bacon! (Thanks, LP)
Roasted yams with marshmallow topping
“Mama’s stuffing” – shredded sour dough cooked in bacon grease with onions, garlic, and bacon
Chinese sticky rice stuffing – shitake mushrooms, lapchung sausage, stuff
Braised collard greens with caramelized onions and roasted mushrooms
Pan dripping gravy
Cranberry sauce
Hawaiian sweet rolls
Ditched the normal appetizers, baked beans, and corn casserole due to fewer people.
Old Toothwrangler
I didn’t!
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
Can you do a Thanksgiving recipe themed DBD for Huskie week?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
I don't like all that citrus overkill
1 bag of cranberries
water
start boiling
sugar to taste
can’t go wrong.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
Psh, pussy.
1 bag of cranberries.
taste.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of which, here’s a drink recipe for Rishi, via NPR:
Cranberry Antioxidant Punch
Makes approximately six drinks
2 cups fresh cranberries
6 to 8 pears, medium size
1 cup quince simple syrup — make ahead, recipe below
Feed cranberries and whole pears into a juice machine. Double strain the juice through a fine mesh strainer to remove the cranberry seeds. In a pitcher, mix the pear and cranberry juice with the quince simple syrup. To serve, pour over ice and garnish with fresh cranberries.
To make alcoholic, add 1 1/2 ounce of vodka per cocktail.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
lulz
more like Spazzy McPuckerface at that rate.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
Spazzy McUlcer
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
Donald Trump: Future President?
Renowned Businessman And Bankruptcy Expert Announces He’s Thinking Of Running For President
Earlier today on Power Lunch, Donald Trump popped by to thank the gang for the special they’ve produced about him airing tonight. They chatted about a slew of topics including Michelle Caruso-Cabrera being pissed off her appearance on this season of The Apprentice was cut and whether or not Don will run for president. "A lot of people think I should [and] for the first time in my life, I’m really thinking about it," Trump admitted.
Why would America want him? "I speak what people know should happen," he explained. "I say things." Like take this situation with China. "I hope we get into a trade war with China," Trump said. Other people want this too, apparently, but according to Mr. President, he’s the only one with the balls to let it out.
Also… boobs?

8
Sweet mother of god Donald Trump’s baby
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Wow. Yes.
Take that Sarkozy
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t see him being worse than Palin or Huckabee
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
In there defense, some random person disrespected someone over something trivial.
I’d like to take this moment to thank everyone in that video for not competing with me for a job. Preesh!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Usually these videos upset me but the costumes just made me lol.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Calbear81
I think I was like the 197th person to rec your Top 10 Big Game Upsets. KUDOS!!
If peeps haven’t read it yet, i would totally recommend it. Super inspirational. GO BEARS!
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
Hmm… while yes it is true that i base all of my decisions on what would irrirate you most, i don’t really see why my rec’ing of 81’s inspired post would cause you irritation.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
I had the most recd post on CGB! 36 recs!
Now, I am 2nd. BEHIND CALBEAR81, MY PROTEGE, WHO I APPARENTLY INFLUENCE!
I shake my head in sadness.
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
atomsitis is a terrible disease that could afflict anybody
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
can
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
No but she did return that houndstooth jacket to spite you.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Thank you, since! I really enjoyed doing that post.
I’m just sorry I wasn’t able to work in the epic 0-0 tie in 1932. The soccer fans among us would have gone wild! But I all could think of to say was, “And then Cal didn’t score! And then Stanford didn’t score! And then Cal didn’t score again! And then Stanford didn’t score again!”
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Nov 17, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Fast-kickin, low scoring and ties? You bet!
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
Tomorrow I am interviewing a whole slew of students at Haas for our MBA hiring program. I shall be wearing a navy dress with yellow shoes. Is it fair if I give bonus points to anybody who comments favorably on the link between Big Game week and my outfit?
by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
If I want to. I am a bankster, rules don’t apply to us.
by Scootie on Nov 17, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Firstly, hot. Secondly, of course.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
Would you give bonus points for recognizing you from CGB?
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
Also, competant. Is being competant a necesity, bc otherwise, boomtho you in!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
it was awesome! got to experience “how the other half lives,” if you will. unfortunately, now i have to make the journey back down from bottle service w/ goose to kegs of miller lite. oh well, it was glorious while it lasted :)
What if halfway through the interview, your Indian interview starts chugging Jager
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
The 2nd Thanksgiving was only a quarter-Indian. Goddamn John Smith following Columbus’ example.
Old Toothwrangler
John Smith was at Jamestown. In Virginia. In 1607. Thanksgiving is about the Pilgrims. In Massachusetts. In 1621.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
SAhe g\ot to 28 in an meila to me today
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Twist, I think your Tourettes is getting worse.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
…Is that legal in this state?
CalBear81, please let me know if you need a prescription for antibiotics.
Old Toothwrangler
rec’d
"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."
You’re not. How does an MPA compare to an MBA? Actually, don’t answer that.
by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
the student loan burden is almost the same for both!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"Oh no, he wanted me to do that. It was intentional." - Tim Lincecum
by natteringnabob on Nov 17, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
Unless she has the chest hair to pull it off.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
Here’s a rather novel idea…
As a former offensive lineman I think one of the ways to deal with all this injury crap is to let the players take it into their own hands. That being said I think there’s a perfectly legal way to handle the feigning injury stuff.
Chop blocks are your friend. Nothing pisses off a defensive lineman more than having some dude put the crown of his helmet at your knee again and again. The way I see it, if the dude is more worried about his ACL/MCL staying in one piece, he’ll be less likely to look to the sideline and go all Euro.
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
Link?
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Also, former offensive lineman, current douchebag.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Classy Bowl Winners
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
I have deliberately avoided AtQ since the Oregon game. They are a lost cause.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I say we start being friends with Coug Nation in their place.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Nov 17, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
Is it just me...
or is anyone else TOTALLY relishing the downfall of the Texas Longhorns this season? The Longhorns lost to UCLA, Iowa State, Baylor and Kansas State and has lost four in a row at home. Just watching the hand-wringing over at Burnt Orange Nation has been delicious as they second guess Mack Brown and Greg Davis.
I mean, check out this petition to fire Greg Davis. How awesome is that? Maybe it’s a bad case of schadenfreude on my part, but after the way Texas jerked everyone around in the offseason with the Pac-10 expansion and the preservation of the Big XII, I’m just loving it.
I just think back to Clay Travis’ article on UT being a coward program and just have to laugh. What has happened to that program in one year is completely epic. Epic FAIL, that is. Muahhhhhhh!!!!!
by daveman on Nov 17, 2010 6:34 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
There's some strong rumors floating
That if Davis doesn’t go this winter, Muschamp goes. The donors are pushing Brown to fire Davis and bring in young firebrands.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 17, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
Few more seasons like this and that Texas network is going to be a big hit.
But honestly, this is what Texas football was like when I was growing up. They weren’t a perpetual powerhouse team, like USC or Alabama. They were only ranked in the top 25 for about half the years in the 80s and 90s. They have been ranked for all of the 2000s, but they’ve only won the Big 12 three times in its 14 year existence.



































































