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Chip Kelly and Jeff Tedford engage in a war of words in the Pac-10 coaches conference call.

"I really don’t know what officials can do … If teams are doing that...they're basically throwing the white flag." ~Kelly
"Anytime anybody goes down against Oregon, they always think that’s the case. But that's not the case." ~Tedford

Pssst, Coach Kelly. If you're insinuating that we threw in the white flag, go take a look at that scoreboard of yours and remember how many points your offense scored. You were lucky to win. Shut up and go finish your season.

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Kelly must be one of the Tedford haters or something.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Nov 16, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve always gotten the impression that Tedford is extremely well liked and respected by his peers. If Kelly is going to start something with him, I think that says a lot about Chip Kelly.

by Missing Barry on Nov 16, 2010 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

Anybody have a link to the context or the exact question asked? I’m curious if his response is particularly pointed at Cal or “teams” in general because, as Avi noted, Cal wasn’t exactly in position to “throw the white flag” per se

by heckyeah on Nov 16, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

I think both were asked about faking injuries in general.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 16, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

For the love of DeSean, please don't let this break down into another argument thread.

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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Nov 16, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

Kelly is clearly faking a brain injury because no one can be that much of a dumbass.

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 16, 2010 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

lol I like Chip’s playcalling but man, is this guy snappy.

no cal bear? no care

by EchoOfSilence on Nov 16, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Snippy. The word is snippy.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Nov 16, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He said “throwing”, not “raising”. They are THROWING the white flag. Isn’t throwing the white flag a universal sign of friendship, or should I just stop making stuff up?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like he was mixing metaphors. I’m not sure if that’s worse than the accusation.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 16, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just going to pretend that you agree with me on it being a universal sign of friendship.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Shufelt
Sounds like he was mixing metaphors

It’s not like he’s a rocket surgeon or something.

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by CBKWit on Nov 16, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So we all agree. Chip and Jeff are best friends forever because of white flag throwing.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to argue with you. But then I saw you changed your name to “Math.”

I can’t argue with Math.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s right. I’m flexing my integers and variables all over your irrational numbers!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm…pi.

Everyone loves pi.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

this is what happens when you put a bunch of cal nerds in a sports blog…

get off me bandwagoners!
http://www.cleancutmedia.com

by cleancutmedia on Nov 17, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hair Pi?

Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.

by F'n Duck on Nov 17, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

A football coach mixing metaphors? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 16, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And if he does so without making a sound, will the mimes care?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If a mime cares, is he declared Sanchez?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if he pretends to be a butterfly flapping his wings.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like they say,
Wings of the feather flock like cats and dogs.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey Mr. Kettle, you just saved nine.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

A bird in the hand is with a penny earned.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

All that glitters does not gather moss.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no, continue – it’s fun to watch you lie :)

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by BearStage on Nov 16, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe you’re just going to stand there and watch him cry.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

look at big Kods coming through with the pop culture references!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Nov 17, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Kods is like 25 years older than me and I have no clue what the reference is.

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

25 years older?

Oh burn.

But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 17, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

what about the red flag?

CHALLENGE

Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Nov 16, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a challenge… to a dance off.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

“Throwing the white flag” makes about as much sense as “Raising the towel.”

 Then again, this is the Bay Area.

That's "Senator Lazypants" to you, son.

by benzduck on Nov 16, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh, Chippy

You guys won using a “gimmicky” offense designed to take advantage of defensive exhaustion. Other teams may have (or may in the future) do things that will try and control the tempo. Get over it.

I'm faking an injury right now! Or ... am I?

by SoCal Oski on Nov 16, 2010 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

I don't have anything wrong with his statement

What I do have a problem with is why Oregon fans and Kelly are making a big deal about it NOW as opposed to when the Furd and other schools committed similar actions, and the fact that Oregon fans are calling our team a bunch of cowards based on these “2 or 3 possible instances”. We can’t have the negative perception of Cal football as a cowardly program spreading around.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 16, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the reply. (And all the interesting posts.)

I don’t like the school being denigrated either, and I am not convinced the guys were faking it (but I have no basis for determining it). I fear that in giving the issue a high profile we are providing oxygen to an argument we are not going to win (since we are mixing metaphors). All we can say, and I think it has been said well in the general post you all put up, is that it was a couple of possible incidents that had no bearing on the outcome. If Oregon wants to focus on that, and boo injured players, that’s their problem and they have to live with themselves.

Jason Hafemeister

by Jake88 on Nov 16, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Oregon fans

will live with the fact that they are 10-0. It’s just annoying that dozens of these guys bombard our blog over the last few days.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Nov 16, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon fans have been making a big deal about it since it started to us against ASU. Kelly made mention of it at ASU half time.

We have instances with ASU, Stanford, and some think maybe Washington.

Unfortunately, you are only now seeing it because Oregon just played you Cal.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They made a little deal about it, but it didn’t matter because they won handily. Now that it was a close game, they’re bringing this out as proof that we didn’t play fairly.

Now the popular story with a lot of people around the country is going to be “This is how Cal’s defense stopped Oregon.” That isn’t fair.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 16, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, anyone that would say something like that is pretty thickheaded. Cal’s defense “stopped” Oregon because they played assignment defense flawlessly. It isn’t anything magical or gimmicky. It’s was sound fundamentals and it should be commended.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't seen anyone use that as an excuse.

A minor annoyance for our team, sure, but your linebacking corps is what contained our offense. No one this side of reason is claiming that’s how Oregon was contained on Saturday.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Nov 16, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Then WHY is everyone making such a big deal about it?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Presumably

because a lot of people think faking injuries is lame.

by kalon on Nov 17, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

So effing what. It had no impact on the outcome of the game either way. Bitching about potentially “fake” injuries when you don’t really know for sure is lame, and booing players who are down, when you don’t really know for sure, is also lame. Which we’ve been over and over and over the past few days. Why can’t we all just move on with our lives?

by atomsareenough on Nov 17, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think most Duck fans have

I know I have. I still think it had little to no impact on the game.

However, it’s not a Duck or a Bears thing anymore. It’s national media, and a lot of people out there think it’s newsworthy or at least entertaining.

You asked why people are making a big deal out of it. Duck fans aren’t any more, or at least not nearly as much as they were over the weekend. It’s now EDSBS and ESPN and radio shows and the Pac-10 commisioners that are. I wish it’d go away, or at least people would stop claiming that it had anything to do with California’s dominant defensive performance, but it hasn’t.

by kalon on Nov 17, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it slightly amusing that exactly one minute after you post this, one of your fellow Ducks provides links to articles concerning this.

Anyways, I think most Cal fans have moved on to focus on the Big Game now.

by heckyeah on Nov 17, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I please aske verybody to just drop the whole matter. We welcome all discussion here, but I think weve reached the end of this road. Lets focus on something else. GO BEARS!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 17, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It's been going on since the Pac-10 season started.

The UO @ ASU had the most occurrences. Kelly commented on it at halftime (“Looks like the World Cup”). Furd too.

"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."

by Wheatboy on Nov 16, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for posting this. I thought there were only one or two instances of possible faked injuries in the first place, which made it mystifying that it was talked about as though it was the key to our gameplan against Oregon. I really wish that the Tipoti looking to the sideline thing hadn’t happened. It certainly does not look good, and I do not like the admission of not being ready, as you say. But I don’t think there is any evidence that it had an impact on the game.

by Ursa Major on Nov 16, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know?

If the full conference call can be found online?

by Chispacita on Nov 16, 2010 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

I do not believe those conference calls are made public.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 16, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

http://www.pac-10.org/Sports/Football/FootballMediaCenter.aspx

(Under teleconferences)

"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."

by Wheatboy on Nov 16, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The O... as in, Overrated

That’s what Saturday taught me. Our defense played well enough to win that game, but the special teams and offensive units did not.

What’s going to happen when Oregon finally plays someone with solid D who copies Cal’s physical, man-on-man scheme and also brings an offense and special teams unit?

No way on Earth Oregon could beat Auburn or TCU. Those are good defenses that would stifle the the Duck’s gimmickry, and those offenses would steamroll the Ducks. Boise State probably beats them again this year, too, if they get the chance.

Enjoy No. 1 while you have it Duckies. You’re O-verrated.

by Monica's Dad on Nov 16, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

Meh, if you’re looking for overrated, look no further than Auburn. 3 point win against Miss St. 3 point OT win at home against Clemson (Clemson missed a 32 yard FG in OT. 8 point win against South Carolnia. 3 point win against Kentucky. 7 point win against LSU. Cal’s better than Clemson, Miss St and Kentucky. Auburn’s been really lucky, make no mistake about it.

by Missing Barry on Nov 16, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, that’s a pretty legit resume to me.

They’ve been lucky, but it’s not like Oregon, Boise and TCU have dominated equal competition on a regular basis to say they have an edge on them.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 16, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

A pretty legit resume in terms of yeah, they won those games with a lot of random variation (or luck if you prefer) on their side, but if you play them over again they probably come away with 2-3 losses. Sagarin has Oregon ranked as the #22 toughest schedule, Auburn #37, and Oregon has been consistently winning big. We’re their first close game that with less random variation on their side they might have lost. In terms of what their resume says about their “true talent level”, Oregon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Auburn.

I don’t really buy TCU or Boise St as better, either, just because of the lack of competition.

by Missing Barry on Nov 16, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Auburn’s D would give us more opportunities to score and run the offense we like to run (as opposed to the way Cal shut us down). They are also explosive offensively so that game is probably a shootout.

Boise is a tough one. On one hand , we have played them before and while, yes, we lost both games, the final scores in both cases were pretty close (19-8 and 37-32). How we would match up with this years team I don’t know.

TCU is a very good team defensively (and offensively of course) so they probably pose a pretty significant challenge for us.

Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.

by F'n Duck on Nov 16, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Auburn…good defense

.
Does not compute.

I agree that TCU or Boise St could beat the Ducks, but Auburn’s defense can’t contain much of anything, let alone the Oregon offense.

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by Berkelium97 on Nov 16, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be such a shootout.

by atomsareenough on Nov 16, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddam

Kelly is a fucking cry-baby! Are you kidding me??! It’s not like we always went down when they were driving. Maybe they just notice the injuries more because the stopping is more pronounced. What a fucking jerk. No wonder Oregon fans are turning into A-hole USC fans.

I’m OFFICIALLY OFF the Oregon bandwagon. LET"S GO ARIZONA!!!!

Say it like Ron Burgandy signing off: "Stay Classy, Bears!"

by PlayClassyBears on Nov 16, 2010 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

You're completely misunderstanding what Kelly said, but you can live in ignorance over little misunderstandings if you want.

Kelly didn’t say “I really don’t know what officials can do … Cal was doing that…they basically waived the white flag.”

He said that if teams are faking it (“if” is a conditional word one uses when a thing is not a certainty, thus entering the subjunctive tense), then that is poor form on their part. He was saying that he doesn’t know (or doesn’t care) about how real or not the injuries have been for opposing teams (many of which have obviously been acting jobs, but that’s for another time), but he does think that if that is proven to be the case, shame on them.

So you should calm down, and next time get educated on the context of quotes and their connotations before snapping to judgment on people.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Nov 16, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SHNAPPS!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 16, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU NEEDA GIT AN EDJIKAYSHUN BEFO YOU COME IN HEAR ALL SPITTIN MESS, YO

oregon fan: ALL teams have faked injuries against us!!!
cal fan: and you’ve blown all of those teams out?
oregon fan: yes.
cal fan: but you didn’t blow cal out?
oregon fan: no.
cal fan: but the faked injuries were our secret ingredient?
oregon fan: yes.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Nov 17, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure

Zona will prevail due to your rootage.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Nov 16, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you were on our bandwagon?

We’ll let you back on, no questions asked.

Seriously though,there is no need to demonize all us Oregon fans. I know this is sacrilegious, but I’m starting to sympathize a little with USC fans. I wonder if they are considered “assholes” because they get sick of people bashing them all the time. It seems like there is a LOT of Oregon hate lately, and then when we try and defend ourselves it just gets worse.

I guess USC and Oregon magically attract more rude fans than other schools. It couldn’t have anything to do with being their success, right? If you are willing to jump down Chip Kelly’s throat without a clear understanding of what he said, then I would be willing to bet you are making some bad conclusions about Oregon fans as well.

by netminder82 on Nov 16, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Being their success?

Ok, permission to hate us, but only on the grounds that we make no sense.

by netminder82 on Nov 16, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If we have to hate on people who make nos ense, then we all have to become self-loathing and….oh wait, carry on then.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 16, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

TLDR coming

It seems to me that there is a pretty high correlation between success on the field and bad manners in a program. It is hard to think of a winning program that has not gotten tagged with lots of bad publicity (even before you get to behavior of fans) – arrests, academic violations, poor sportsmanship, financial impropriety, etc.

If this phenomenon really exists, it is not like I have actually done anything empirical to check it out, I don’t know if it is because it takes bad manners to win (recruiting violations, recruiting bad apples, win-at-all-costs attitude, donor money floating around, academic tom foolery all can help bring in better athletes and let them focus on sports) or if it only the winners that get the extra scrutiny. Certainly there are losing programs that also have bad manners (recall Cal was sanctioned after a one win season), we just don’t hear about it as much. But I wonder if bad manners don’t also contribute to winning, at least in the short term.

Finally, I also wonder what it has to say about our culture that demonizing our opponents is so common, and done with such relish. Politicians and the guys who make money off politics have been able to exploit this tendency to characterize opponents, foster fear and anger against them, and then take that to the bank. I think they are great marketers – they recognize the clannish tendency in humans to address insecurities by attacking others. I wonder if the same thing is going on in sports, particularly college sports. Fans seem to be rooting against other teams as much as for a team. They seem to take it so personally because the nostalgia and representation wrapped up in their alma mater that they become boorish bandwagon fans when things go well and resentful sore losers when they don’t. In college sports, it seems like most of the money is made off developing positive associations with a school and the alumni – the more the team wins, the better the alum feels about the school (‘look at those winners, just like me, and they did it the right way, just like me’), and the more they get involved. It probably helps if the school is portrayed as some virtuous paragon, in contrast to the villainous rival, so tell me things that confirm my desired outcome and I’ll ignore the rest. In this regard, Coach Kelly seems to be playing the role of a mini-Belichik to the T: love him or hate him, he is generating passion.

Jason Hafemeister

by Jake88 on Nov 17, 2010 7:20 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Definitely a good take.

And I’d that a winning program tends to cause the worst fans to get a little louder. In lean years, the guys who act like they are actually on the field or the guys that get in opposing fans faces seem a little less likely to act up. When things start going well, these idiots get the confidence they need to do whatever it is they do.

Maybe I just have a good group of buddies, but I always try and judge things based on the people I know that went to different schools. We all love football and are passionate about our team, and whether or not they are winning does not suddenly change our personality and the way we treat visiting fans in our stadiums. I think we all teams have the d-bag element ready and waiting, and the success of the team is like a finger hovering over the launch button waiting to deploy them.

by netminder82 on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The Big Game Is In 5 Days

Move on…. lets focus on what really matters.
Who care about Oregon.

by JoeCarr on Nov 16, 2010 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t worry, today is the last day of Oregon coverage. And I make this promise to you and every other reader of this site that I will do everything in my power to keep any posts regarding Oregon injury cramps from the seeing the light of the day for a long, long, long time.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 16, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I challenge stanfurd to a fake leg cramp-off!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 16, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Tedfurd would lose.

Stick your Duck in a Trojan, they burst under pressure.

by F'n Duck on Nov 17, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

"Tedfurd"

cute

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by CBKWit on Nov 17, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Until the offseason...

when Hydro’s 11-part breakdown of the game focuses exclusively on the alleged cramps. Expert testimony, eyewitness accounts, and more!

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by Berkelium97 on Nov 16, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I volunteer to do several masseuse interviews. Fear not, friends – I am willing to be thorough for your benefit.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure you’re busy with your private life so I’ll take over this duty.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t happen because I personally stretch and massage each player’s legs in my mind before every game.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay as CRAZY as this sounds I'm kinda glad we lost this game.

(many but not all) UO fans and media alike are already going ballistic over “faking injuries”… Imagine how much more complaining & bad press there would have been if we had won.

by heckyeah on Nov 16, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Or good press from winning….

by Missing Barry on Nov 16, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I would put up with hearing the trolls for the rest of the season if it means we would have upset the #1 team.

"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach

by Berkelium97 on Nov 16, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ding ding ding!

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Nov 16, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy choice to make.

by j.lee on Nov 16, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m never glad to lose a game.

by atomsareenough on Nov 16, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for setting me straight guys

I am back to being disappointed that we lost this game, as a normal Cal fan should =(

by heckyeah on Nov 16, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

100% Agree

"The forward pass ... or as Woody Hayes would have called it, a trick play."

by Wheatboy on Nov 16, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I just listened, it's even worse than we originally thought!
I really don’t know what officials can do … If teams are doing that…they’re basically throwing the white flag purple monkey dishwasher. ~Kelly

You’ll pay for that, Oregon!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 16, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, the headline is a little melodramatic given the actual content. It’s all about the unique site hits, baby!

by sec119 on Nov 16, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad this comment is green. Thanks for going through the trouble to clarify the quote in context, Wheatboy.

He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.

by qrsouther on Nov 16, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Let it go.

It’s Big Game Week.

by dchu on Nov 16, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t worry. This post, which was not part of our scheduled content, is pretty much the last we should be hearing about the injuries, Oregon, and the whole thing. We’re moving immediately to basketball and Big Game week and we won’t be hearing about this for a long, long time.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 16, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But I want more leg cramps! More leg cramps!

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by CalBandGreat on Nov 16, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Next year when we play the Ducks, we need to call it Leg Cramp Week

by atomsareenough on Nov 16, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be all leg cramps, all the time!

by LeonPowe on Nov 16, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll tell you what. If any of you come up next week, swing by our tailgate. I’ll go cramp up my leg, and you can boo me.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Challenge accepted!

I’ll be at the game.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 16, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I am also accepting being boobed.

But being booed works too.

Though I prefer the former.

Not that I’m complaining if I get the later.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve already had a concussion and I’ve had a laptop stolen.

Is that good enough?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

then I only have one thing left to say to you sir

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by CBKWit on Nov 16, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Zing!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 16, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh...

…the furd banned is gonna have a field day with this subject during pre-game/halftime…

by bluehenbear on Nov 16, 2010 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

I hope its funny!

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by TwistNHook on Nov 16, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You would.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Nov 16, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I love teh Furd band

There, I said it.

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by Old Ducker on Nov 16, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… I guess that’s blog #2 you’re banned from ;-)

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ok sry

Ive been too busy the past few days to even read AtQ, much less AtQ South.

PS, I’m not a "bandwagon" fan. Im an alum, class of ’79

If ya can’t get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Nov 16, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions

You seem like a decent fellow.

However, please be aware that there have been many Oregon fans who have been visiting lately solely for the purpose of causing trouble and issuing all manner of insults. So, we’re a little tired of the whole injury argument at this point. Your fanbase thinks it’s sketchy. Fine. Ours is naturally sensitive to being called cheaters and cowards.

I think the reasonable folks on both sides agree that it’s a darn silly thing to quibble over at this point – it takes away from what was a hard-fought and exciting college football game.

Let’s just drop it.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll drop it like a white flag!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that the universal signal of friendship?

Are we supposed to hug now?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hell. My arm sort of cramped up. Let me check w/ Twist to see when it’s okay to hug again.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Nov 16, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Booo—

Damnit… Sorry! It’s my reaction.

Um…

Boourns!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 16, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Try Teh Dawg Pound

My gf is a UDub grad. I got banned simply for saying “Im going to celebrate our win on Saturday night by banging a fuskie.” I even posted that on OUR blog, but then Gekko Mojo reposted it at TDP. Talk about sensitive!

PS, If you post there, always say hi in the form of “Hello Ladies!” They love it.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Nov 16, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No blog is going to overtake Bruins Nation as the ban happy camp. No one.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Nov 17, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

So

How many quarters did it take to wear out?

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Nov 16, 2010 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

replay phail

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Nov 16, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

reply even. Fine, thats my last 7&7 tonite.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Nov 16, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

At times like this I wonder what Jack Clark thinks of this situation.

Me thinks he’s unimpressed by both head coaches.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 16, 2010 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

If he doesnt have an undying amount of respect for Jeff Tedford, he should have his brain examined.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 16, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he respects him. I also think he would never willingly be apart of/encourage/blatantly signal “FAKE INJURY NOW” as the Aaron Tipoti situation appears just because his team’s tired. His team wouldn’t be that tired in the first place.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Nov 16, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because you root for a team with th same colors doesn’t mean you have to become a Ducks fan.

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by TwistNHook on Nov 16, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

How many times has Jack Clark’s team been a 20 point underdogs (if they set lines for rugby matches)? I’m guessing never.

Clark’s teams have been universally dominant for the past two decades. Football is a much more even playing field.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Nov 16, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

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